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  1. Re:What's with insulting "Dubya" talk? on U.S. Computer Security Advisor Encourages Hackers · · Score: 2
    <sarcasm>
    Well of course we all hate Bush, a President would be better able to handle technical issues like this if he had, say, invented the internet.
    </sarcasm>


  2. Forbidden on Rendezvous Developer Stuart Cheshire Interviewed · · Score: 0, Troll

    HTTP Forbidden error. Nice posting job.

  3. Re:No. on Apple Reveals Mac OS X 10.2, 17" iMac, Windows iPod · · Score: 5, Funny

    OS 10.1.5
    PowerBook G4
    Everything Configured correctly.
    Still have the beachball.
    Quietly, I weep.

  4. Culture on H2K2 Wrapup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many of the speakers were government hating paranoids, which was pretty funny. The lockpicking panel was great, as was social engineering. Thanks to Sean from Starbucks for the fun.

    If anything, it was a good place to try out network sniffers. Won't people learn that accessing your POP account not over SSL is a bad idea?

  5. Re:ooh, gotta reformat this thing now! on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: 2

    Linux on the Mac? You're double-fucked.

    Better install WindowsNT-PPC.

  6. Re:oh yeah right... on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh come on now, we all knew from the beginning that this open source thing wasn't going to fly.

  7. Re:Dead? on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in other news, Larry Ellison is a poopyface and Bill Gates's dad can beat up Linus Torvalds's dad.

  8. Re:Only bad managers demand the impossible on Project Management For Programmers? · · Score: 2

    As programmers, we know that you can optimize on three things: delivery time, peformance (speed), and features. Pick any two. :) Everything is a tradeoff.

    Client: When can you have this project done? How much will it cost? Will it work?
    Developer: You have 3 options: good, quick, and cheap. Pick two.

  9. Re:A bug in open source code? on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: 2

    (-1): Obvious.

  10. Re:slashdot.org should be renamed spinroom.org on Apache Vulnerability Announced · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure why you're so eager.

    Leet kiddie alert.

  11. Re:Famous last words... on Making Users Back Up Important Data? · · Score: 2

    I was lucky enough to talk the boss into using Linux/Samba in place of a 2k server, and most of their files are on a share on the linux server. However, some users still keep their documents on their hard drive, usually in My Documents, but sometimes on the root of their C drive. So, I just wrote a Perl script to go to their box every night, grab their stuff, tar it, and bring it back to the server. Then, everything on the server is tarred and uploaded to an offsite FTP.

    Good luck,
    -Ted

  12. What a great idea on Google Programming Contest Winner · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only more pizza restaurants in my area had web sites. Soon enough, I won't even have to pick up the phone to make my food come to me! I wonder if the delivery guy will bring the pizza up to me at my computer. Hmm...

  13. Senator? on Questions for Town Meeting with Congressman? · · Score: 2

    Did anyone else pick up that he is a Congressman and not a Senator?

  14. Re:Green Cheese Market on China Plans Moonbase · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny, yes, but realistically, what riches are there to be mined on the moon? And if there are riches, they would have to be pretty valuable to justify throwing a rocket and a mining mission to the moon to collect them. ~my $.02

  15. Re:Well... on Cingular Filtering Porn From Wireless Web? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because you can have the joy of searching for monochrome porn like this:

    6628255544433#766677786266#6688333 (natalie portman nude)

    ...it's almost as stupid as AOL instant messenger on wireless web.

  16. Re:Again the cat got my tongue on Blizzard Gets DMCA Smackdown From Sony · · Score: 2

    This is reminiscent of the pig latin encoder for song names that came out to slap the RIAA across the face with the DMCA when they had their grubby meathooks around Napster's neck.

    Irony is a bitch.

  17. Re:Go for it on Rolling Your Own Business Desktops? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Support for plain vanilla PC's is easy, you could pay high school geeks $10 an hour to fix them up. It's only when you get to laptops that things get tricky.

    my $.02

  18. Re:California get shafted on Slashback: Agenda, Reproduction, Aesthetics · · Score: 2

    Re-elect Gov. Davis:

    You think things are bad now? Just give us four more years!

  19. Re:Doesn't suprise me in the least on Venter's DNA Major Source of Celera's Database · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How many times can you possibly post in one article?

    And get rid of that fscking plug sig!

  20. Re:Hey Taco on Venter's DNA Major Source of Celera's Database · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I agree.

    -1: Karma Whoring
    -1: Moron

    are both needed.

  21. Re:The BSA isn't all bad on Shakedown: How the Business Software Alliance Operates · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    So your basic reasoning is that this is all a good thing because it's happening to people you don't care about.

    Exactly!

  22. Re:would it be legal to on Spyware Fights Back · · Score: 2

    Probably possible...

    [root@localhost ted]# telnet radlight.com 22
    Trying 216.194.90.55...
    Connected to radlight.com.
    Escape character is '^]'.
    SSH-1.99-OpenSSH_2.5.2p2
    ^]

    l337 h4x0rz, is OpenSSH 2.5.2p2 vulnerable?

  23. Re:1.1 billion CD's doesn't mean 1.1 billion copie on The Culture of CD Burning · · Score: 2

    I think the poster was implying that only five CDs would be burned as music, the others would go to other data.

  24. Re:1.1 billion CD's doesn't mean 1.1 billion copie on The Culture of CD Burning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, a good 60% of a spindle of CD-R's goes to Linux ISOs, 20% to linux kernel updates and other large software, 10% to mp3 CDs, 5% to actual audio CDs, and 5% to buffer underruns.

  25. Re:I dont enter my email on What Turns You Off About Evaluation Software? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I am going to use commercial software, it means I gave up trying to find a similar product under the GPL. I have only come across this problem in several instances, all times when I needed something for a Windows network.

    How to turn customers off:
    1. Make them enter an e-mail address.
    2. Make them fill out a form. See 1.
    3. Make them wait for registration info.
    4. Use a 30 day limit. 90 sounds better.
    5. Make them do all that crap for software they didn't need or like anyhow.
    6. Have you sales staff hound them nonstop by phone and e-mail and personal visits. (Will you folks at StorageSoft get the point?)

    How to turn customers on:
    1. 90 day or unlimited trial only with the stupid features turned off.
    2. No registration crap.
    3. Precise product description, no lies.
    4. Screenshots, my god, screenshots.
    5. Multiple fast download sites. I should be able to get 150k/sec at least.
    6. No hunting for downloadable files. This goes for you too, Real.
    7. Upfront licensing policies and prices. Tell me on your website how much I have to pay for 1, 10, or a site license.
    8. I will call you if I want to buy it. Don't feel free to bother me during my lunch hour. Your voicemails get deleted, too.
    9. If you must have my e-mail address, remember this: My inbox is a sacred shrine, none shall enter that are not worthy.

    -my $.02