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  1. I have the perfect cartoon for you on The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks · · Score: 1

    latest by Patrick Chappelle on cagle.com... multi-medalled muckety-muck in uniform in front of an endless form of servers, telling some hapless geek at a console, "We have all the phone calls. You sort out the threats."

    that's what they need. plodders to wade through the muck.

  2. microwaves at what field strength? on Duke Univ. Device Converts Stray Wireless Energy Into Electricity For Charging · · Score: 3, Insightful

    news flash: any antenna provides voltage. usually in the microvolt range. to get enough voltage like they did, say, enough to blow a FET in the front end of a receiver at basically no current, you have to put the antenna in one hell of a strong RF field. a field strong enough to produce enough current to charge batteries or operate CMOS circuits is a field too strong to stay in, according to FCC emission guidelines. so I see this as a project for a grade, and not a "discovery."

  3. it's called black ops. . on Snowden Used Social Engineering To Get Classified Documents · · Score: 1

    there are undisclosed sums in bills out of Congress all the time when it comes to security. the way it works is, there is a backroom deal between the chairman and the agency, and Treasury is told there is authorization for $???,???,???.?? for account XYZ.

    committee chairmen are in on a ton of secrets, and go along with a bunch more on the order of "I need this sum (flashes paper quickly and back in the pocket) on authorization of the President for national security purposes." the rest of the committee trusts the chairman on this, and Congress has a little routine in which they all ignore these things. anybody with a problem can ask the chairman WTF this is about, and probably get the answer, "got a problem, can't tell you, they won't tell me, but it's urgent."

    not everything is public. just ask your regional VP about what's critical for next July...

  4. they couldn't find old Pringles cans? on High-Gain Patch Antennas Boost Wi-Fi Capacity In Crowded Lecture Halls · · Score: 1

    or old satellite TV antennas?

  5. Jobs was right, Adobe is pathetic on Stolen Adobe Passwords Were Encrypted, Not Hashed · · Score: 1

    gaping holes in the software for black hats, with all the security of a row of shoeboxes on a busy street for their business secrets. there are no grownups there.

  6. the WIMPS are on your desks, sillies on Most Sensitive Detector Yet Fails To Find Any Signs of Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    unless you are using DOS

  7. the malodorous is usually sulfur compounds on Dell Fixes Ultrabook That Smelled of Cat Urine · · Score: 1

    from perfume to... not... our friend sulfur is usually there.

    which could lead to a side discussion, instead of snide discussions, about how well the electrothingies inside the case will fare being cooped up with the palm rest in a laptop carrier after a few years.

    I'd look up sulfoxones, as an example, if my lunch break wasn't over.

  8. how is Dell going with its privates??? on Dell Fixes Ultrabook That Smelled of Cat Urine · · Score: 1

    we're starting to find out ;)

  9. I have two helpers to do that for me, thanks on Dell Fixes Ultrabook That Smelled of Cat Urine · · Score: 1

    they purr when they're doing it, too.

  10. oh, how catty... on Dell Fixes Ultrabook That Smelled of Cat Urine · · Score: 1

    the obvious product upgrade at this point is to rename the line the Dell Attitude, and piss on ya if you don't buy the extended warranty. so you have done the cyberworld a favor in pointing this out.

  11. Dude! You're getting a Smell! on Dell Fixes Ultrabook That Smelled of Cat Urine · · Score: 5, Funny

    obviously this is why they don't ship mice with laptops, they were all eaten.

  12. the REAL Robert X. Cringely on How Big Data Is Destroying the US Healthcare System · · Score: 1

    who was the reporter who initiated the Info World techporn/rumor column, was dismissed, replaced with a series of other writers under the same masthead, and won a court judgement allowing him to continue using the pseudonym in his commercial endeavors. who has been hosted from PBS to his own website, and runs a venture capitalist operation, in addition to calling out the schnooks from cringely.com for close to a decade.

    yeah, that guy. bigger than his bosses, as a court ruled ;)

  13. not that surprising on Car Hackers Mess With Speedometers, Odometers, Alarms and Locks · · Score: 1

    the speedometer is supposed to be a fixed device (or nowadays, daemon) that converts the turns of the transmission shaft, with tables of which gear does what, to an approximation of linear speed.

    two gotchas... output of the shaft sensor hardware, and table lookup. depending on how much processing is between A and Z, fertile ground.

    your readout device may be pristine, but as we all know, GIGO.

  14. "your browser is not supported" is so common on Chrome Will End XP Support in 2015; Firefox Has No Plans To Stop · · Score: 1

    that frankly, who gives a rip. we are still stuck on XP at work until somebody finally gets off their wallet and completes the Win7 upgrade project.

    I finally did it at home, picked up a bargain laptop for the hamshack. 73 critical upgrades for Win8 later, all I have to do is fight the "Modern" interface. it's good exercise sliding to the bottom left all the time.

    the eMac is another issue, but that's my editing machine...

  15. yeah, tit for tat, that oughta teach 'em! on MEPs Vote To Suspend Data Sharing With US · · Score: 1

    get caught spying, get expelled from NoValueIstan. this is the same thing.

    otherwise known as shit on the neighbors, they won't like you any more.

    something three-year-olds catch onto quickly, but governments never do...

  16. sell 'em to Blackberry! on HP Seeks Buyer For WebOS Patents · · Score: 1

    put all the kerosene-powered fails in one place.

  17. expanding... on Why Does Windows Have Terrible Battery Life? · · Score: 5, Informative

    (1) there is so much cruft under the surface in Windows (fake DOS calls, umpteen levels of virtualism, etc) that the machine expends a ton of cycles doing what is NOP in newer systems not supporting 1980 calls.

    (2) optimization isn't pretty and doesn't sell, so Microsoft is not cleaning house.

  18. I can see this now... NOP on DHHS Preparing 'Tech Surge' To Fix Remaining Healthcare.gov Issues · · Score: 1

    an army of ants adding spurious comments into the code base. helpful comments like /* this section queries the SQL get on every character typed */

  19. eek, our jails will be full of police! on Connecting To Unsecured Bluetooth Car Systems To Monitor Traffic Flow · · Score: 2

    on the other hand, reading the daily newspapers, maybe it's about time.

  20. without regulators, shouldn't nukes shut down? on 90% of Nuclear Regulators Sent Home Due To Shutdown · · Score: 2

    believe it is in everybody's plant license that they must be continually regulated.

    rolling blackouts, anybody?

  21. they CAN, but they won't share on Auto Makers To Standardize On Open Source · · Score: 1

    witness the smartphone makers and Android. can you upgrade your year-old phone to Moldy Pickle, or whatever the latest version is?

    hell, no.

  22. a geniunely useful idea on What Are the Genuinely Useful Ideas In Programming? · · Score: 1

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    include (DWIT); /* do what I'm thinking, dammit! */
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  23. and most of the Gen 1 plants are still running on Fukushima Nuclear Worker Accidentally Toggles Off Cooling Pumps · · Score: 1

    it took a massive fubar in designing and rebuilding transfer units at Diablo Canyon to get that plant shut down, and they're built on top of an active fault zone.

    we might not get any Gen 3 plants running, frankly, the cost/benefit ratios have cancelled all but two being built now. and one of them keeps getting delayed.

  24. if it was a operating plant, there would be alarms on Fukushima Nuclear Worker Accidentally Toggles Off Cooling Pumps · · Score: 2

    but that didn't help the Three Mile Island operators any, now, did it?

    you have to be at the top of your game to keep the dragons at bay in a nuke plant.

    there is so much fouled up at Fukushima Daiichi that the training manuals and game plans are straight out the window and into the fire. this means you can't follow the manuals any more. and THAT means that a one-man job needs to be cross-checked at every step by somebody who is in position to monitor the stage being worked on.

    and THAT... means the same old team can easily be outclassed by the breeding dragons in the lairs. we have already seen TEPCO stumbling around so many times like it takes two members of the shore patrol to drag them back to the ship for Captain's Mast.

    TEPCO is, has not been for a long time, and will never be in a position to manage the catastrophe they set forth. this is no place for yes-men who are slaves to 40-year-old process.

  25. they are ignoring the REAL POWER at Microsoft on Microsoft Investors Call For Bill Gates To Step Down As Chairman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clippy is actually running the joint.