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The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks

itwbennett writes "Dan Tynan noticed something curious when he was reading a TechCrunch story (about Google's mystery barges, as it happens). There was a banner ad promoting careers at the NSA — and this was no ad-serving network fluke. Tynan visited the TechCrunch site on three different machines, and saw an NSA ad every time. In one version of the ad, a male voice says, 'There are activities that I've worked on that make, you know, front page headlines. And I can say, I know all about that, I had a hand in that. The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications.'"

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  1. world ramifications... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."

    Like making the rest of the world distrust and hate the USA.

    1. Re:world ramifications... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      You had to be pretty dumb to have trusted us any time since there wasn't a soviet union to worry about anymore(or before then, but at least you had a good reason).

    2. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Darn, I missed the ads cause of my adblocker.

    3. Re:world ramifications... by saihung · · Score: 1

      You mean other countries get angry when we spy on their leaders? And then blame the person disclosing the spying instead of, you know, apologizing? Really?

    4. Re:world ramifications... by kthreadd · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."

      Like making the rest of the world distrust and hate the USA.

      They actually do quite a lot of other things as well there, like research into improving cryptography for example.

    5. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like violating the law to spy one everyone. Some of you Americans need to put together a task force and eliminate the NSA.

    6. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. I'd feel like a piece of shit if I worked for them.

    7. Re:world ramifications... by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 1

      There are activities that I've worked on that make, you know, front page headlines. And I can say, I know all about that, I had a hand in that.

      Yes, that headline reads "New NSA revelations reveal activities that violate our constitutional right to privacy" Not a headline I'd want to be associated with.

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    8. Re:world ramifications... by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a podcast interviewing former NSA officer Brian Snow that was recorded before the Snowden leaks, and provides some valuable perspective on what the NSA does. I am probably going to get modded and/or flamed to oblivion for saying this, but listening to that podcast made me believe that not everything the NSA does is bad.

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    9. Re:world ramifications... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For all Its faults, the NSA is more of a flawed character than an evil one. It does have a particular job to do, the job it's supposed to do is a worthwhile one, and for the most part "our"* criticism of it has to do with its methods, not its mandate. We do, actually, want to know what foreign governments are up to, especially in terms of what those governments might be planning that severely affects America's interests. We do, actually, want our government to know what terrorists are up to, as part of a combined good faith effort to counter-act them.

      We also, of course, want a lot of other things, but just as the most pacifist of us would stop short of demanding an end to the US military - at least, while other governments have one - few would demand an intelligence gathering organization cease to exist simply because of privacy issues. In both cases we might want to rein in the excesses, but we don't want to do away with them altogether.

      So no, I don't see it as completely unreasonable that the NSA would recruit from the nerd communities, leaving aside the somewhat inconvenient fact that they kinda need our skills these days...

      Would I take a job there? Probably not, largely because (post Snowden) I'd be concerned I'd be put in a position whether I have to choose between betraying my principles or betraying my promises. But others may feel much more comfortable with the possible boundaries the job has.

      * as left wing nerds - teahadists can pretend you're against it too, but be honest, you supported the darkest of Cheney's fantasies, we don't believe your sudden opposition to the NSA to be anything other than related to who's in the White House.

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    10. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "-1, Wrong" mod would be awesome right about now.

    11. Re:world ramifications... by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

      -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

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    12. Re:world ramifications... by mbkennel · · Score: 1


      Looking for a few good geeks, and a whole bunch o' bad ones.

    13. Re:world ramifications... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing about security, is when things don't happen is when you do you job well.
      Oh look we found this guy who was getting radicalized. We tell the FBI. Then either he gets arrested or he is monitored so heavily that he will not try anything.

      The general public say, Yo NSA stop spying on people, it is not like there are a bunch of credible plots anyways.

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    14. Re:world ramifications... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Yes and stacking the membership on standards bodies to make sure those improvements are not useful to the general public. Here will give you a great cryptographic cipher but make sure your key exchange process is hopeless borked. Screw the NSA we'd all be safer without them.

      And no we don't need them for international spying we have the CIA for that and they have their own signals intelligence groups. The best thing for the nation would be if we just shuttered the whole agency tomorrow.

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    15. Re:world ramifications... by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      For those that are impacted by spying, spying is not news. For the unwashed that have discovered they, in mass, are being spied upon, are incensed. This is but one flaw of the "Proud Ignorance" approach to living. And one can only imagine the wonders yet to be discovered when humanity sheds it's Proud Ignorance.

    16. Re:world ramifications... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      Where in the Constitution does it say we have a right to privacy?

      I'm not saying we *shouldn't* have it, I'm just asking where it actually says it.

    17. Re:world ramifications... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      A person I had an extremely high opinion of began working there in the mid-90s. A few years later, s/he hinted very vaguely of something unethical that was going on there but which s/he was not directly involved in. I knew better than to ask further about it, because I knew I'd get no answer.

      We've apparently drifted apart since then, but I sometimes wonder how all of this stuff is affecting this person.

    18. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Nazi war machine contributed to a several engineering accomplishments in history. Does that make World War 2 any less bad?

      Not being evil (or not 100% evil) is not an excuse for allowing evil people to take advantage of a seemingly unstoppable tool.

    19. Re:world ramifications... by number11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am probably going to get modded and/or flamed to oblivion for saying this, but listening to that podcast made me believe that not everything the NSA does is bad.

      Of course not. Very few things in life are all black or all white. The NSA is like the neighbor who poisons any dog that comes onto his property, and you're pretty sure he shoplifts, but if you need a hand hoisting an engine or a ride to the store, he's always willing to help.

      That doesn't mean he shouldn't be locked up, though.

    20. Re:world ramifications... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      The thing is the NSA has admitted that they domestic US spying has not given any results. It has been a colossal waste of money as well as a violation of the US constitution.

    21. Re:world ramifications... by JohnFen · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the context of the NSA's activities, my answer is "the fourth amendment."

    22. Re:world ramifications... by JohnFen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For all Its faults, the NSA is more of a flawed character than an evil one

      We are what we do. The NSA is doing evil, regardless of what their intentions are.

    23. Re:world ramifications... by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."

      Like making the rest of the world distrust and hate the USA.

      Don't forget the rendition, torture, indefinite imprisonment and missile strikes on aspirin factories.

    24. Re:world ramifications... by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Informative

      The NSA is supposed to spy.. just not on civilian americans.

    25. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."
      >
      > Like making the rest of the world distrust and hate the USA.

      Who says there is no truth in advertising?

    26. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, you would not. Once upon the time, I worked for an organization named "Department of the Citizens' Safety". It was in a different time, in a different country, and I had not had a chance to say no - I knew computers, a few Western languages, and had passed (or failed) a bunch of IQ and psychology test. I had barely gotten my first star, and had only a few missions under my belt when the government fell, and I found myself out on my ass, forbidden from holding any government jobs at a time when the only legal jobs were either government, or you had to create them yourself.

      I'm fine now. I am neither dead, nor in organized crime, the way three quarters of my colleagues ended up. I know, now, that I was working for some pretty evil people, and what I was doing was pretty evil. I have pretended being a priest, and wiped my ass with the secret of confession, I have infiltrated literary clubs, and framed the most brilliant of their members for not-so-petty crimes, and I even killed in the line of duty once. It's all in the past, and I'm not even bothering to hide my IP - if you find out who I am, I'll just tell you that I was making shit up - on the internet, no one knows you are a dog.

      That said. Never in my life, not before, not since, had I felt that my life was so simple, that what I was doing was so right, that I was going to bed with such a clear conscience. And of course, never have I felt as powerful and untouchable, but that's a much easier state to achieve.

      When you work for this kind of organization, there is a support structure, a camaraderie, an atmosphere that insures that you are either out before you actually start, or that you are happy and confident with what you are doing, and the only real people are your colleagues. Well, at least it was for me, then. But I doubt the US NSA is testing, vetting, training and supporting their personnel less than my old country did in the late eighties.

    27. Re:world ramifications... by rk · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't say it directly, but one of the big reasons that some of the people responsible for the constitution didn't want the Bill of Rights was for that reason: They didn't want those to be interpreted as the only rights people had. To placate that argument is why the 9th amendment exists. It turns out that those people were exactly right because many make the assumption those are your only rights, even WITH the 9th amendment in place.

      Courts have repeatedly held that there is a de facto right to some level of privacy, regardless of its lack of constitutional enumeration, in part because it's highly implied by several of the amendments, especially the 4th.

    28. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meyers v. Nebraska, privacy comes from the 14th amendment.

      But the typical view for those who think it exists (as well as the opposing view) is more like this (West Wing clip).

    29. Re:world ramifications... by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The choice isn't between having the NSA or flushing that $10 billion down the toilet every year. The choice is between having the NSA or increasing the NASA budget by 50%. The choice is between having the NSA or better endowing social security. The choice is between having the NSA or paying down the national debt.

      You're right, not everything they do is bad, but what little good they have done is trivial compared to what $10 billion should have contributed to our society each year.

    30. Re:world ramifications... by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For all Its faults, the NSA is more of a flawed character than an evil one.

      Breaking the law and a patent disregard constitutional rights is a "flaw"? It's not "evil" to make a secret court that makes secret laws that nobody is allowed to see? What the NSA is engaged in is an egregious exercise in government spying and spending "gone wild". Running unchecked and unrestrained. How the hell does anyone get tax dollars approved to build a replica of a Holodeck?

      We are not talking about a simple matter of other countries complaining they saw an SR71 blackbird over their air space, or that the shot down a US spy drone that wandered over their borders. We are talking about a government entity which has broken many laws and side-stepped the rules and regulations in place which were designed to prevent this exact thing from happening.

      The NSA and it's ilk have set up a system with a generic rubber stamp where they can excuse everything they do because "It got approved, see the stamp?". How is it a "flaw" that the public cannot lie under oath, yet the NSA director is somehow excused from that? No, sorry. I don't see anything reasonable about the "job" they did. Reason left a long time ago and now we have a runaway train doing whatever it wants with no regard to the law. I'm sure there's plenty we don't know about yet.

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    31. Re:world ramifications... by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 1

      The fourth amendment:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized

      I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to find all of the things in that sentence that the NSA violates regularly.

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    32. Re:world ramifications... by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just an important reminder:

      The US Constitution does not GIVE us rights. It enumerates areas where we allow the government to infringe upon our rights for the good of the nation. The first ten Amendments define some of our inalienable rights but are not a complete listing. Just because the right of privacy is not mentioned is not to imply it does not exist and cannot be claimed.

      While I am sure most people on this site (and probably the poster to whom I am responding as well) are aware of this, I feel it is still an important distinction to be made. Our language dictates our thoughts and actions; let's be clear on this very important matter. We live in an era when there is an increasing belief that our governments have rightful sway over all aspects of our lives and are the source of all corporal power. This is in direct contradiction to the intent of the so-called "Founding Fathers", where the freedom and liberty of the individual were paramount and were only sacrificed - by the individuals - for the advantage of the common weal.

      That is, the direction of power is from the people down to the government, and not the other way around. The people dictate, not the politicians. We willingly give, they do not grudgingly grant. Take and hold onto your rights; they are yours from birth, not a gift bestowed upon you by self-important men.

    33. Re:world ramifications... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications.

      "Are you a douche? Well, why not be a douche at a global scale?"

    34. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Meyers v. Nebraska, privacy comes from the 14th amendment.

      14th amendment is for the type of privacy such as "you can't be prosecuted for something private".

      4th amendment is for the type of privacy such as "you can't have your life turned upside down for no reason".

      Captcha: civics

    35. Re:world ramifications... by fliptout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Way to insta-Godwin this discussion.

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    36. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, you would not.

      You can't decide that for me; I would.

      But then again, I wouldn't work for them to begin with.

    37. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 1st, 4th, 5th and 14th amendments.

      The Supreme Court based its Roe vs. Wade decision on the Due Process clause of Fourteenth amendment’s concept of Personal Liberty, as well as inferred protection of privacy found in the first, fourth and fifth amendments. In its 7:2 vote, the Supreme Court ruling asserted that a woman’s right to privacy was protected by the US Constitution

      I'd also add the 9th Amendment ("The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.") because nowhere in the Constitution is there an explicit denial of a right to privacy.

    38. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. But doesn't answering "the fourth amendment" still cost a lot of money that goes to pay the crooked judicial system, thus empowering it further?

      Because if the police break down my door, come in my home and accuse me of something that I don't do, never did, never plan to do, then I give the fuck up. Y'all can just count me out. I'll sit in jail. Free food, free tv, and no police bother you. Sure the sex in jail is horrible, but if you're used to living in the United States since 9/11, then you can get used to prison sex too.

    39. Re:world ramifications... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This comment reminds me of the people that insist it was a major scandal that Obama didn't call Benghazi an act of "terror" (he did, but that doesn't stop people insisting on it.)

      I wouldn't say "flawed" is a synonym for "reasonable". In fact, I'd say the opposite. However, use of the word "evil" requires an assumption about the motives of the NSA, that I don't think you're willing to address, and I see no evidence, quite honestly, that the NSA has the wrong motives. Everything's it's done is in line with the concept of an organization that gathers intelligence to help protect national security. What it's done is cross the line, and in some cases done so terribly.

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    40. Re:world ramifications... by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I feel like you could apply this as a meta argument: not every godwin instance is bad.

    41. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US Constitution does not GIVE us rights.

      Especially all of us who aren't in the US, you insensitive clod!

    42. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fourth amendment:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized

      I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to find all of the things in that sentence that the NSA violates regularly.

      You're getting tired after reading the first half of that sentence, and not finishing it, as you're not used to seeing sentences of such length in modern writing. I have no doubt that those in the NSA would swear an oath, affirming that they have probable cause, and describing what they are doing.

    43. Re:world ramifications... by fliptout · · Score: 1

      Perhaps so, but why can't people think of more creative arguments rather than the crass obvious?

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    44. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      as left wing nerds - teahadists can pretend you're against it too, but be honest, you supported the darkest of Cheney's fantasies, we don't believe your sudden opposition to the NSA to be anything other than related to who's in the White House.

      FU jerkwad. Take a look at the vocal folk who hated the PATRIOT act. Most of their concerns were about what would happen when the next administration got its hands on the reins. That means they opposed it blanket out of principle as a bad law, not only because of who's in the white house.

    45. Re:world ramifications... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      There's a podcast interviewing former NSA officer Brian Snow that was recorded before the Snowden leaks, and provides some valuable perspective on what the NSA does. I am probably going to get modded and/or flamed to oblivion for saying this, but listening to that podcast made me believe that not everything the NSA does is bad.

      People don't argue that point. It's the extent and the soft supervision of it, such that it could be trivially abused by political operatives in the US against other politicians (or business interests, for that matter.)

      A lot can be done with knowledge of who is talking to whom (just the metadata) to say nothing of call contents.

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    46. Re:world ramifications... by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      That was kind of his point. Those who end up working for such agencies either start or end up the kind of people who do not feel like shit while doing so.

      What that says about them (and him) is a different story.

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    47. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but listening to that podcast made me believe that not everything the NSA does is bad.

      If they do have so many good people in their ranks, why is there only one that stood up and exposed the other dirtbags?

    48. Re:world ramifications... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0

      it's Proud Ignorance.

      Its Proud Ignorance. Not it's.

      Or were you trying to demonstrate proud ignorance? If so, carry on.

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    49. Re:world ramifications... by gamanimatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Breaking the law and a patent disregard constitutional rights is a "flaw"? It's not "evil" to make a secret court that makes secret laws that nobody is allowed to see?

      I think I'm as concerned about the NSA's overreach as the next guy, but it should be noted here that it wasn't the NSA that established those secret courts and National Security Letters; it was our Congress.

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    50. Re:world ramifications... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If only tech were easy-to-see good or bad, like checking if agents had green (or blue) or red lightsabers.

      OH MY GOD. Yoda, you idiot! It's so simple. A child could do it. A youngling I mean!

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    51. Re:world ramifications... by X.25 · · Score: 1

      For all Its faults, the NSA is more of a flawed character than an evil one. It does have a particular job to do, the job it's supposed to do is a worthwhile one, and for the most part "our"* criticism of it has to do with its methods, not its mandate. We do, actually, want to know what foreign governments are up to, especially in terms of what those governments might be planning that severely affects America's interests. We do, actually, want our government to know what terrorists are up to, as part of a combined good faith effort to counter-act them.

      Blah, blah, blah.

      Tell me - what kind of society expects "population" to obey the rule of law, as long as "population" does not work in government agency?

      What exactly makes NSA cyber criminals immune to laws that are being applied to the rest of the population?

      The fact that they "work for government"?

      Everyone is equal before the law... unless they work for the government agency?

      Would you like me to explain you where that leads? Well, it doesn't really lead anymore, you've already go there.

    52. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You had to be pretty dumb to have trusted us any time since there wasn't a soviet union to worry about anymore

      Au contraire ...
       
      ... Lest you've forgotten, Uncle Sam reminds you (and whole damn world) that there's a North Korea, and then, North Korea's Bigger Brother next to it, China !
       
      Yeah, the despicable pair, no doubt about it, Jimbo !!

    53. Re:world ramifications... by Sketchly · · Score: 0

      You sound like the trailer for a 1980's computer game

    54. Re:world ramifications... by Hypotensive · · Score: 1

      Blowing up a crapload of innocent people has national and world ramifications.

      Tell me if that's a good thing.

    55. Re:world ramifications... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      The choice is between having the NSA or paying down the national debt.

      That's not one of the choices. The NSA budget hasn't been much bigger than 2% of the DEFICIT in a long time.

      If the NSA budget were zeroed and the money just not spent on anything else, you'd barely notice a change in either the federal budget or the deficit.

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    56. Re:world ramifications... by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      Would I take a job there? Probably not, largely because (post Snowden) I'd be concerned I'd be put in a position whether I have to choose between betraying my principles or betraying my promises.

      I have a feeling 'Slashdot User ID' is a checkmark against anyone wanting to get hired by a TLA-agency --News for nerds, Stuff that matters, Yo!

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    57. Re:world ramifications... by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he did say terrorism once. And then there were all these other "it was the video" incidents. If he felt it was terrorism, he should have shown it with his actions rather than doing whatever he could to place the blame on a video (the guy went to JAIL after all).

      If you can take a cartoon of it:
      http://www.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/629942-barack-obama-white-house-benghazi-terrorist-attack

    58. Re:world ramifications... by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I said "paying down", not "paid off". 1 cent paid towards the debt is paying it down; $10 billion towards it is still paying it down.

      If the NSA budget were zeroed and the money just not spent on anything else, you'd barely notice a change in either the federal budget or the deficit.

      If I used my entire paycheck to pay down my mortgage, I'd barely notice a change. I think I'll just stop paying my mortgage then.

    59. Re:world ramifications... by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not every godwin instance is bad.

      Godwin isn't supposed to be bad in the first place: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

      It's a simple observation. It only posits that such comparison occurs. It doesn't say whether such comparisons are good or bad at all.

      Many people think Godwin's law is "Ha! You used the N word! You just lost the argument." or "If you bring up the Nazis you ruin the discussion" (what GP did in this case).

    60. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fourth amendment:

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized

      I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to find all of the things in that sentence that the NSA violates regularly.

      What do you mean all of the things?

      If they are violating it, it could only be somewhere in searching your papers or effects without a warrant, and that's only after we figure out if information hosted on the Internet is actually yours ... well, that's after we determine that information is a thing that can be secured ... and then only if giving that information to a third party doesn't waive your right because you didn't actually secure it, you kinda left it out there like a paper to be read.

      Maybe what I'm getting at is the reason we have wiretapping laws is because the 4th amendment doesn't have dick to do with discovering information, it only protects your service provider from having their equipment involuntarily searched without a warrant.. to search THEIR stuff. Not your information. "Your" information, hehe.

    61. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you would not. Once upon the time, I worked for an organization named "Department of the Citizens' Safety". It was in a different time, in a different country, and I had not had a chance to say no .

      There is ALWAYS a chance to say "no".

      Decisions regarding what is morally right or wrong has NOTHING to do with
      what is convenient at the time.

      You are retroactively attempting to justify your own past, and what you
      wrote is on the moral level of a teenager attempting to justify stealing because
      his job didn't pay well enough.

      May you rot in hell for what you did.

    62. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also, of course, want a lot of other things, but just as the most pacifist of us would stop short of demanding an end to the US military - at least, while other governments have one - few would demand an intelligence gathering organization cease to exist simply because of privacy issues. In both cases we might want to rein in the excesses, but we don't want to do away with them altogether.

      The spending budget of the USA military is roughly equal to the rest of the world's spending *combined*!

    63. Re:world ramifications... by shrikel · · Score: 1

      Come on, what's one measly little "A" going to change?

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    64. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When the crass obvious fits the situation demonstrably well, why the actual fuck would you bother?

    65. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      There is a reason government employees (Police Officers, Politicians, all TLA employees, etc) are called Public Employees - they're supposed to be working for the public, for the good of the people; you know, the ones who pay their checks.

    66. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, just curious, how do you feel about the teenager who justifies stealing because he is starving? Because I think the OP case is closer to my example, and closer from the other direction.

      Because the Commies had compulsory military service - you got examined and tested, and you got assigned to a service and unit. You could not say no without doing at least jail time, and after that, you would not be able to hold any job but janitor in a residential building... Once you were in the military, there was a brief period in which you could prove a fuck up, and get sent to the labor battalions, which was the best case scenario, because once you got through your two years, you still had a shot at a normal life. But after you took the oath, the penalty for disobeying orders or God forbid sabotage could be the firing squad, and it was not all that exceptional, either.

      So at the age of 18, the OP would have faced a choice: choose to start training to serve his country, or choose to live the rest of his life as an untouchable. I am sure that as a teenager raised under Communist propaganda YOU would have rested temptation, and done the right thing. I am not sure about myself. I just know I was lucky enough to be a math/electronics nerd and got sent to the missile corps.

    67. Re:world ramifications... by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      The tiring part isn't the length (it's no worse than many academic &literary texts), it's the unfamiliar grammar,sentence structures and word definitions. For example, in Modern English, "secure" as a non-technical word refers to being protected from danger so "secure in your papers"makes very little sense; "the people...no Warrants shall issue"would sound like a clumsy way to say civilians can't create warrants.

      Iwonder how many more Americans would have a better grasp of our Bill of Rights and Constitution if they were translated into modern English...

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    68. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same AC above.

      Oh, and you did not know what unit you were assigned until you were sworn in. At least I did not. It may have been different for the OP, of course.

    69. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For these reasons, the people selected must have a mediocre IQ, to maintain stability within the organization. Also, pressure points like mental instability seem to be desirable. You mention the camaraderie which helps form cohesion. It is normal to hire spouses, just to minimize security problems. However, nothing stops this from being a form of welfare that contributes nothing to the economy.

    70. Re:world ramifications... by tqk · · Score: 1

      If they do have so many good people in their ranks, why is there only one that stood up and exposed the other dirtbags?

      About that, ...

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    71. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a merkin citizen and have no legal rights can I join?

    72. Re:world ramifications... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      That's alright. Increasingly American citizens have no rights either.

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    73. Re:world ramifications... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Ya, your right. I'll work on that. Because the MI6 and MI5 would have us believe, "it's for the children."

    74. Re:world ramifications... by swillden · · Score: 1

      For all Its faults, the NSA is more of a flawed character than an evil one

      We are what we do. The NSA is doing evil, regardless of what their intentions are.

      Does changing what we do change what we are, or is it a one-way road -- once we do something evil are we irretrievably lost?

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    75. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all his faults, Hitler is more of a flawed character than an evil one. He does have a particular job to do, the job he's supposed to do is a worthwhile one, and for the most part "our" criticism of him has to do with his methods, not his mandate. We do, actually, want to know what foreign governments are up to, especially in terms of what those governments might be planning that severely affects Germany's interests. We do, actually, want our government to know what terrorists are up to, as part of a combined good faith effort to counter-act them.

    76. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an atmosphere that insures that you are either out before you actually start, or that you are happy and confident with what you are doing

      Then explain Snowden.

      Also, the rest of what you wrote is complete bullshit.

    77. Re:world ramifications... by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Really? Which rights have been eliminated? I am under the impression that any changes to the existing rights require constitutional amendments. In the meantime if you feel someone has violated your rights there is a remedy commonly known as the court system. But to actually use the court system effectively you actually need proof that your rights were violated. Hyperbole, gross exaggerations, moral relativism, lies of omission, indignant rants and unrestrained accusations are not evidence.

    78. Re: world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some time back, I applied for an NSA scholarship. It was sort of like a ROTC scholarship on steroids, if I recall correctly. Full tuition, nice stipend, summer job, etc, etc.

      I applied because it was interested in math, crypto, etc. Interviewed at ft Meade. Stayed at a holiday inn across the street, andretty much every one at that hotel went into that big building during the day. Had several interview sessions, and polygraph (which was awfully intimidating to 18 year old me).

      They had me fill out a security clearance application, and apparently talked to people who had been my neighbors 10 years prior. Crazy...

      I ended up not getting it, and recent events have made me *very* happy about that. No idea if I could have pulled a snowden, but glad he did, and that I never had to decide whether or not i could.

    79. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "PATRIOT" act has undermined the constitution. Stop pretending it hasn't. It allows "them" to do whatever they want and then say "No, everything we're doing is perfectly legal! See, it says right here that since we're at war with the terrorists, we can do anything!"

      You do not have a first amendment right. Several completely legal companies (Lavabit, Groklaw, Silent Circle, and Cyber--something, I can't remember the name) have been forced to shut down because of this. They were not allowed to operate in a free-speech manner, as guaranteed by the constitution. Furthermore, they were handed NSA letters demanding them to do things (without a warrant; and this had nothing to do with terrorism) and were preventing from speaking to lawyers or anyone else. When a government prevents you from getting legal advice, you know something is wrong. When people, and companies, need to change their legal behavior because an overbearing government is spying on them, they are, in fact, infringing on people's right to free speech.

      You do not have a fourth amendment right. Warrants aren't needed anymore. Even if they did need warrants, a warrant would not allow for such a blanket attack, as has become their favorite. You do something that those in charge don't like, you get tracked down like an animal. Reasonable suspicion is not required; in fact, no suspicion is required. Are you a member of, or aligned with, a political party? You are now discriminated against. Do you use HTTPS to manage your bank account, or Tor for anonymous browsing? Well, clearly you're a terrorist because you've got something to hide. You are now considered a criminal and they will watch you even harder.

      Well, all they're doing is spying, right? Just spying. So long as you don't mind them watching you, everything is fine, right? Wrong. The NSA, FBI, and CIA have been participating in writing and distributing malware (See: attack on Freedom Hosting; Stuxnet/flame, etc.), hacking into civilian computers (See: Running a Tor node makes you a terrorist; NSA hacks your node), and even hacking companies directly (See: NSA MITM attack against Google). Do you know what this is called? Computer fraud. If you did any of these things, you would be locked up. "But, they are the government! They need to do these things to catch bad people!" Sure, except these were not done against bad people; they were blanket attacks, done without warrant or reasonable suspicion. Even if you want to say the attack on Freedom Hosting was "justified" because, clearly, it was just to get pedophiles, then why was the focus of their efforts on Tormail, a completely legal mail service? Why couldn't they just get a warrant and only go after people accessing certain content? Hint: It wasn't about illegal content; it was about shutting down dissent.

      Don't forget, the NSA's activities have been found unconstitutional. And, yet, nothing has been done to shut them down or change their ways. You're being lied to by your government. It is time to stop listening to their propaganda. It doesn't matter how many times they shout "It's all legal." Saying it doesn't make it true.

    80. Re:world ramifications... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Cool story, bro.

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    81. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, in Modern English, "secure" as a non-technical word

      In English of the 18th century, most everything would be considered "non-technical". Literacy rates were better in the US at the time than most other places, but still low by today's standards. And the horror -- not even all of the official copies of the Constitution were the perfectly the same! If only they had a Xerox machine....

      Iwonder how many more Americans would have a better grasp of our Bill of Rights and Constitution if they were translated into modern English...

      Considering that even the experts of Constitutional law cannot agree on whether the smudge in the 5th amendment is a comma or not, which affects the limitations of eminent domain, if you wanted to reword the Constitution this way, it would either hold no more weight than one of those "modern translations" of Shakespeare, or you would have to dissolve the United States and ratify a new Constitution.

    82. Re:world ramifications... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      What I find somewhat unusual is the widespread belief that others are able to dictate ones rights.

    83. Re:world ramifications... by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Eh, it's all semantics. From the outside looking in, one can say "that guy has a right to free speech and not being beaten" but to that guy, if every time you open your mouth some authority smacks it with a baseball bat, you have no right to free speech. Eventually you'll learn to keep your mouth shut or die. To me anyways, if you cannot exercise a right then you do not have it all. The people with the power "give" you your rights in that sense.

    84. Re:world ramifications... by Monolith1 · · Score: 1

      Are you part of the A-Team?

    85. Re:world ramifications... by Zynder · · Score: 1

      They think that because it is the accepted standard. Read this FAQ which Wiki linked me to. I found it quite interesting and certainly learned a couple things. I particularly like the Six Degrees of Godwin game that is mentioned in there. May have to trot it out if I get bored- it'll be a gas!

    86. Re:world ramifications... by citizenr · · Score: 1

      The NSA is supposed to spy.. just not on civilian americans.

      there are no civilian Americans, just enemy combatants

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    87. Re:world ramifications... by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Yeah but isn't one of the arguments why Americans in general aren't particularly outraged is because he killed that dog that tried to kill your kid, you know it, you saw him do it, and you decided to give him a pass cause that was pretty cool of him. It's not like you were gonna kill that dog anyway since you were just standing there frozen in horror.

      I don't believe this mind you, I just know the majority kind of expects the government is doing what it has to so you can do whatever it is you have to. You gotta trust em, somebody has to do that dirty work, and it certainly isn't gonna be that person.

    88. Re:world ramifications... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      This is not a Tort, but a Constitutional issue. We can start with "unreasonable search." Other noted 20th century powers have ignored this simple human right, and they are now only in the history books today. Another right is "freedom of the press", because of the NSA ignoring "unreasonable search" we are seeing a erosion of rights to print the truth. This is a contradiction to the chilling motto used by the CIA.

    89. Re:world ramifications... by Zynder · · Score: 1

      That is because you are a person, not a government. Governments aren't supposed to be breaking even or making a profit. You can't print money nor dictate law like they can and that is why people get all pissed about it. I agree with you partially, move the money to a better project but as a government you don't have to pay down your debt. Depending on who you ask, Clinton had our books balanced and I think we were on a good track to pay it off. But those guys are only in there for 8 years tops. Look what happened when the next asshole showed up. Flushed it all down the drain and ran it up higher. It still keeps getting ran up to this day. So what would the point of paying it down be? I'd rather take the extra money that, for all I know just vanishes, and instead give it to NASA, NOAA, whoever so that they will employ people with good paying jobs who will actually have that money in hand and will buy real stuff built by others who have good jobs. They already printed that money and ran inflation up, so reallocation would at least in someway help offset that for us normal folks.

    90. Re:world ramifications... by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Everyone hated the US beforehand. It really doesn't matter anymore.

      Fortunately for the people of the US, we have all these other countries to look at that don't spy on their people or leaders of other nations. You know, because they all have people like Snowden revealing every secret of their spy agencies so we can compare their activities to ours.

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    91. Re:world ramifications... by mrxak · · Score: 1

      If you really believe that every world government does not spy on other world governments, you're an idiot. If you think that friends don't spy on friends, you're an idiot. The NSA has a bigger budget, and probably more expertise and technology, but every country is doing it.

      All this supposed outrage by foreign leaders is simply to deflect attention from the fact that these same foreign leaders are currently spying on their own citizens just as much as the NSA is spying on US citizens. These foreign leaders don't want their citizens to ask questions about the other revelations, here, about a government spying on its own citizens, and instead be distracted by something that is obvious yet rarely talked about. Otherwise, the citizens of Germany might have questions about what intelligence the German government is collecting on them, for example.

      All the American citizens outraged that the NSA is spying on foreign government officials are absolutely crazy. That's the NSA's job, you fools. You should be outraged that the NSA is spying on YOU, decidedly against its mission statement, and in violation of your constitutional rights. I for one am glad the NSA is spying on foreign heads of state.

    92. Re:world ramifications... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      " The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks"...with no morals or ethics.

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    93. Re:world ramifications... by Catiline · · Score: 1

      The US Constitution does not GIVE us rights. .... Just because the right of privacy is not mentioned is not to imply it does not exist and cannot be claimed.

      Exactly so. The Ninth amendment is worded in such a way as to deliberately outline this fact: "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

      In any case, a strong argument could also be made that the fourth amendment's phrasing ("...secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches...") is pretty much the textbook definition of "right to privacy".

    94. Re:world ramifications... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about our Constitution-free zone?
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      Â 287 (a) (3) of the Immigration and Nationality Act, 66 Stat. 233, 8 U.S.C.ÂÂÂ1357(a)(3), which simply provides for warrantless searches of automobiles and other conveyances "within a reasonable distance from any external boundary of the United States," as authorized by regulations to be promulgated by the Attorney General. The Attorney General's regulation, 8 CFR Â 287.1, defines "reasonable distance" as "within 100 air miles from any external boundary of the United States."
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      What about "free speech zones?" You don't think that is an abridgment of our rights?

      What about asset forfeiture laws that are used against everyday citizens?

      Wake up.

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    95. Re:world ramifications... by itsthebin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what sort of geek browses websites allowing banner ads with sound ?

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    96. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop and think. Every agency has corrupt officials. The failure to remove them from the works is the failure of current management, not the agency. Espionage has been very useful in our modern world. While I agree it is time to change the paradigm, I refuse to advocate leaving the nation flapping in the breeze.

      Being disliked goes along with being the biggest kid on the block. Get used to it. With the Chinese beginning to falter, we may be stuck with it.

    97. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you haven't noticed, it's the DIA that gives the military its intel, and they are strangely absent from this scandal

    98. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Snowden is one of the 850 000; you don't hear of the other 849 999 people. Probably most of them are kind of happy with their job.

    99. Re:world ramifications... by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      ... I see no evidence, quite honestly, that the NSA has the wrong motives.

      What about the evidence that the NSA's network is being used for industrial espionage? National security is one thing, but that one's impossible to justify.

    100. Re:world ramifications... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      In any case, a strong argument could also be made that the fourth amendment's phrasing ("...secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches...") is pretty much the textbook definition of "right to privacy".

      The problem is this word unreasonable,/b>.

      Strike this word unreasonable; insert "without due process of law and" ahead of ", shall not be violated"

      Also, change

      secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects

      To include

      secure in their persons, homes, offices, papers, transactions, private communications, business partners, and effects against

      change searches and seizures to

      searches, eavesdropping, recordings, or seizures except as both reasonable and necessary to protect the immediate life, liberty, or tangible property of citizens; OR, as indicated by public warrant

      Change

      probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      To

      probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things involved in suspected criminal acts to be seized; valuable property or equipment shall not be seized or damaged in searches, without prompt fair compensation for any loss of lawful use, loss or delay of benefits, loss or delay of business, profit, damage, depreciation, extra work, resale value, or extra costs, incurred on any party resulting from searches, seizures, or recordings.

    101. Re:world ramifications... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Most of their concerns were about what would happen when the next administration got its hands on the reins.

      That would be nice if it happened, but there never was any right wing opposition to the PATRIOT Act.

      That means they opposed it blanket out of principle as a bad law, not only because of who's in the white house.

      No, actually, were it true, it would mean the opposite. It would mean they were happy with the PATRIOT Act's powers as long as an administration like Bush/Cheney is in power.

      So, congratulations, the invisible conservative anti-PATRIOT Act people you're inventing would actually have proven and emphasized my point if they existed, not debunked it.

      As it is, Teahadists didn't say a damned thing during the Bush administration. Now they're up in arms simply because Obama's "doing it". And meanwhile liberals like Glenn Greenwald, are leading the charge against the NSA and what it's doing, with Teahadists merely turning up.

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    102. Re:world ramifications... by Entropius · · Score: 2

      "Supposed" is a funny word. Who is doing the supposing? The American people? The American government? Which branch of it?

    103. Re:world ramifications... by s.petry · · Score: 2

      Really? Which rights have been eliminated?

      Since it's impossible to tell if this is a question from ignorance or if you are trolling, I'll play along as if you were asking from ignorance.

      First amendment is virtually gone. Read up on "Free speech zones" and you will understand, maybe. Sure, those don't stop us from ranting individually. Individual ranting does not make change. Prior to "Free Speech Zones" permission was required for large gatherings. Go check some history on when they added "permit required" to gatherings in Washington DC for protests.

      Second amendment. Numerous locations deny you your rights to bear arms. Chicago for example, you know, the most corrupt city in the USA where criminals can have guns but you get to be a victim. Courts have upheld State and City rights to ban your 2nd amendment rights, so it's obviously no longer a "right".

      Fourth amendment. Two acronyms sum up your fourth amendment rights today, TSA and NSA. Those are the big ones of course, but there are more I won't spend time on.

      Fifth amendment. Double jeopardy has been legal for quite a while, OJ is a perfect example. Don't argue your own belief of guilt vs. innocence. He wad found not guilty in criminal court then tried in civil court for the same crime which is exactly the definition of Double Jeopardy. For the remainder of the 5th, see how Journalists have been forced to either give up source names or face penalty.

      Sixth amendment. Pretty much the whole set of rights has been scrapped. Speedy trials are extremely rare, but that's not the big one. In cases of the Government, people are often unable to see and question evidence. FISA courts obliterate that concepts in the 6th.

      Eighth amendment. Gitmo and Drones are all you need to consider here.

      And of course the tenth. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. The US Government has no constitutional right to impose the ACA for example, none! But the people in office don't give a rats ass, and the majority of the people are kept ignorant so they don't know they should be fighting against things like ACA. If the Government has no power, they can't simply grab it. They have, they do, and we are paying the price for our ignorance and complacency.

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    104. Re:world ramifications... by green+is+the+enemy · · Score: 1

      Posts like this are what makes Slashdot worth reading. I wonder if that kind of stuff goes on in the US. It's all too easy for a secretive intelligence agency to slide down the slope of unchecked corruption into a mafia-like organization.

    105. Re:world ramifications... by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand how the debt based monetary system works. No debt equals no monetary system.

      I said "pay down", not "pay off". I used the the personal mortgage to illustrate the point of "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step", not "the US Federal government should have zero debt and thus lead to the collapse of the world economy".

      We both agree there's a "good" level of national debt. I just happen to think we're currently above that level.

    106. Re:world ramifications... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      What about the evidence that the NSA's network is being used for industrial espionage?

      What about it? It seems that 90% of the responses to my comment are along the lines of "By saying they're flawed you were saying they're wonderful and perfect." Even when I point this out, by making reference to the absurd "Obama sucks because on hearing about BENGHAZIII!!!! he didn't RIP HIS SHIRT OFF and scream TERRORISM! TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!", I still get responses like yours.

      The NSA is trying to gather information to protect American interests. Sometimes it crosses the line. You've just given another example of this. You haven't given an example of the NSA being evil per-se, just flawed.

      And yes, I'm aware you're claiming it's different because it's not to protect America's National Security, but I never claimed that the mandate they're trying to follow was purely related to security. Perhaps it should be, it is called the National Security Agency after all, but it isn't. It's mandate is about data interception and collection to protect American interests. That's what it's doing, but it's going too far in many instances.

      FWIW, and I'm not justifying it, just pointing out context which is important if you want to understand why an NSA agent might think something we consider crossing the line is standard practice, the NSA is hardly the only governmental agency engaging in industrial espionage. Pro-tip: if you have secrets you want to keep from a French competitor, do NOT, fly Air France (or at least, if you do, take carry-on luggage only and don't let it out of your sight.)

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    107. Re:world ramifications... by fliptout · · Score: 0

      Because I'm not as intellectually complacent as you.

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    108. Re:world ramifications... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. It's absurd that the right - even ignoring the reality that he did - considers it a scandal that he didn't condemn the attack by describing it as "terrorism."

      That. Is. Not. A. Scandal. Not even if it were true. And neither is me accurately using the term "flawed" and rightly avoiding the term "evil" to describe the NSA. The insistence that you're not pure enough unless you condemn $THING_YOU_DO_NOT_LIKE using terminology that involves words you consider carry the minimum sense of negativity is ridiculous.

      Your thought process is exactly the same as Joe Biden's when he describes Snowden as a "terrorist", or when a Slashdotter describes having to pay slightly more than they would want for a piece of music as "being raped". It does not add to discourse, it does not add to the sum of knowledge, and it specifically avoids reason in favor of rhetorical extremism.

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    109. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that your Brother Vladimir is doing some good things to Russia and the Russian people, I think we can grudgingly say you are doing something good.

      Now, can you also smuggle a nuke into Mecca and burn out this cancer from the face of earth ?

      @66MI: You obviously don't have the balls for that, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    110. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NSA clearly DOES Unreasonable Search And Seizure. The problem is that America and large parts of the West have been subverted by Corrupt Banksters. Money is the new Religion. Fuck freedom, protect the scammers.

      Now, let's wait how this works out.

    111. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. You can be an SS Obersturmbannführer and a highly respected American, as long as you are useful to the Imperium.

    112. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."

      Don't worry. It only hurts a little when they cut out the part of your brain that controls morals and ethics. But hey, you get this cool secret decoder ring as a signing bonus.

    113. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a podcast interviewing former NSA officer Brian Snow that was recorded before the Snowden leaks, and provides some valuable perspective on what the NSA does. I am probably going to get modded and/or flamed to oblivion for saying this, but listening to that podcast made me believe that not everything the NSA does is bad.

      Let them mod you... their ignorance will continue to be fuel for them.

      It is far more likely that most of the people employed at the NSA, CIA, GCHQ, etc. are just normal people trying to make a living. People that really do not view what they do as "domestic spying" rather they protect the nation and its assets; something that every nation currently does. These people wake up, go to work, eat, have bad days, good days, dreams, hopes, fears just like the rest of us do. Many of them make the comfortable, cushy lives possible that most enjoy and never give a second thought about, making it possible so that they can freely log in to the Internet and rant on a forum. Further, though they are paid, I would imagine it is a thankless job. I doubt that they can even mention their work to family, much less friends, and the current group think is to vilify anyone associated with those agencies. The masses anger is misplaced and should be blaming those in Congress (Demos as well as Repubs); but most of you are also blinded and still buying in to the two party system or voting for the "lesser of two evils." Such agencies and methods are a requirement for democracy; however, there should never be unchecked power, everything always needs a check and a balance.

      Finally, as this plays out, it is far more likely that the media even paid attention to this so that someone could benefit and/or for political reasons. The art of distraction is a powerful thing and the opportunist will always drink the glass of water while the pessimist and optimist debate it being half-empty or half-full.

    114. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breaking the law and a patent disregard constitutional rights is a "flaw"? It's not "evil" to make a secret court that makes secret laws that nobody is allowed to see?

      I think I'm as concerned about the NSA's overreach as the next guy, but it should be noted here that it wasn't the NSA that established those secret courts and National Security Letters; it was our Congress.

      Thank you! Someone here at /. gets it! See my post above.

    115. Re:world ramifications... by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      You can't sue if every discovery motion gets met with "we can't tell you that because of National Security concerns". You can't sue if the court order permitting the search is sealed and you don't even know it exists.

      The NSA has managed to shield itself from the legal system. Congressmen have said that the concept of congressional oversight of the NSA is a joke, the intelligence services routinely withhold information from congress, and it took FISA years to find out about a collection program that was deemed unconstitutional.

      Recently we found out the NSA has tapped into Google's internal networks. In non-technical terms, this is the equivalent of stopping every FedEx truck and searching every package, then closing the packages and never telling you they were searched (and swearing the drivers to secrecy).

      Thankfully, we'll soon have all the evidence we need to prove that rights are be eroded. The question is, how far down this road are we willing to go? Given the apathy I'm seeing from most of the people around me, I think the U.S. is going to go much further before I realize how wrong it is.

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    116. Re:world ramifications... by NewYork · · Score: 1

      Like making the rest of the world distrust and hate AMERICANS.

    117. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am too young. All I learn of history fills me with disgust. And as luck would have it... it's all happening again. Perhaps something can be different.

    118. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Supposed" is a funny word.

      Not really. Stop smoking that stuff, it's bad for you.

      Who is doing the supposing?

      Everyone.

      The American people?

      Them included.

      The American government?

      Which was elected by the American people.

      Which branch of it?

      The NSA is part of the Executive branch. It was formed by President Truman.

    119. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (-1, Idiotic)

    120. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is ALWAYS a chance to say "no".

      Cute. Sometimes in other countries and in certain situations, if living is important, one does not have the convenience of saying "no."

    121. Re:world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the context of your answer, my question to you is, "How's that working out for you, lately?"

    122. Re: world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The enshrined rights are only so if they actually act as a deterrent to tyranny. Today, they seem to do no such thing. So yeah, I'd say our rights are being eroded you literalist dumbass.

    123. Re: world ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck your facetious question and/or simple-minded world view. You can read. Get a fucking copy of the US constitution and figure it out.

    124. Re:world ramifications... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      We're looking for a few good geeks. Chaotic good, to be precise.

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    125. Re:world ramifications... by intermodal · · Score: 1

      The "first to mention the Third Reich loses" rule doesn't apply in contexts where it actually makes sense to compare it, but only in hyperbole.

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    126. Re:world ramifications... by rk · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, but rights are pretty much all about beliefs, and if the guys with the guns don't think you have a right you think you do, then you don't really have that right, and your beliefs don't really have any claim on them.

    127. Re:world ramifications... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      My case in point. Public evidence shows quite the opposite. Thank you Mr.Snowden?

    128. Re:world ramifications... by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      I agree with you though, I think what the president called the attack isn't a scandal at all. It was funny how it was argued about, but it wasn't important or meaningful.

      What is meaningful is what he has done about it and what he did on that night. Same goes for his advisors and commanders.

  2. America by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Enough advertising overcomes any negative consequences of your actions.

    1. Re:America by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Enough advertising overcomes any negative consequences of your actions.

      Pretty much this.!

      By "owning" it in advertising and public speeches and press releases, they hope to pull a "Toyota" maneuver.

      (When Toyota was facing run-away vehicles and brake problems with spectacular crashes, they began an ad campaign touting their safety. They are still at it today with a drumbeat of ads telling how safe their cars are and totally ignoring the massive recalls they were forced into. I suspect Toyota learned the technique from Iomega which did the same thing in the face of their Famous Click of Death drive series).

      I predicted this some months ago. I suspect going forward they will just start saying in effect: "Yeah, we read your mail. Get over it." Now that its out in the open, they will become bolder and brasher, and no mere legal barriers will stand in their way, (not that they ever did). There are just enough useful idiots out there that believe this is a "good thing" that the NSA will probably get away with this tactic.

      Technical solutions are going to have to be devised, better encryption, multi-path routing, etc. And instead of welcoming their contributions, crypto developers are going to have to understand that they can't be trusted.

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    2. Re:America by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      It appears that if one has completed a secondary education, then one is bypassed by the NSA?

    3. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Enough advertising overcomes any negative consequences of your actions.

      Nope:

      December 7th is still a day that lives in infamy

      BP and the Gulf Coast

      September 11th

      Enough advertising reduces negative consequences of your actions.

    4. Re:America by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      An unserious polemic consistent with the fawning over Chomsky* in the film. Overall a very enjoyable film.

      * There's a certain irony in this since the monologue is regarding a purely rhetorical bombing of a village whereas Chomsky is a genocide denier.

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    5. Re:America by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      2 of those have had more advertising directed at raising their profile than lowering them. And BP is quite happily back on a profitable path.

    6. Re:America by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Genocide denier eh?

      http://www.chomsky.info/onchomsky/1985----.htm

      did you really think an excerpt from 1980 wouldn't have been answered by now?

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    7. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you people here on Slashdot keep telling me I'm a bad person for installing Adblock and Ghostery... Make up your mind about ads.

    8. Re:America by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      Nothing changes his past, and he continues in his ways with new offenses.

      Chomsky's Genocidal Denial

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    9. Re:America by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2

      Your Genocide denier claim for Chomsky, are so very false (like most of the propaganda you peddle). It is curious that you repeat such an extremist claim given what Chomsky really said is on public record:

      "I see no antisemitic implications in denial of the existence of gas chambers, or even denial of the holocaust".[170]

      I was asked whether the fact that a person denies the existence of gas chambers does not prove that he is an anti-Semite. I wrote back what every sane person knows: no, of course it does not. A person might believe that Hitler exterminated 6 million Jews in some other way without being an anti-Semite. Since the point is trivial and disputed by no one, I do not know why we are discussing it. In that context, I made a further point: even denial of the Holocaust would not prove that a person is an anti-Semite. I presume that that point too is not subject to contention. Thus if a person ignorant of modern history were told of the Holocaust and refused to believe that humans are capable of such monstrous acts, we would not conclude that he is an anti-Semite.[171]

      Chomsky's true harmonious crime is to speak truth to power, such as in this interview - which is the real reason why your here peddling flimsy ad hominems... but please, continue. It is amusing to watch this Cold Fjord account operator struggle with the real world...

    10. Re:America by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      You're a fucking retard. You really should do the world a favor: strap a large bomb to yourself, go and meet your masters, and blow yourself (and them) to hell.

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    11. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talking about the NSA, Snowden, or just in general?

    12. Re:America by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      I never do that. Advertisers can burn in hell forever, and anyone who depends on them can adapt a new strategy or burn with them.

  3. well no shit by X0563511 · · Score: 2

    They fire everyone, and now they have to hire people? Imagine that.

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    1. Re:well no shit by icebike · · Score: 1

      They fire everyone, and now they have to hire people? Imagine that.

      Who got fired? (Other than Snowden). Even Snowden's company still in under contract.

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    2. Re:well no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    3. Re:well no shit by icebike · · Score: 1

      Every other major company, has done that 10 years ago. There are entire software suites that do this.
      Having one admin for each machine or each rack is just not the way it is done.

      In all the numbers were about 1000 admins, but you know all of those are going
      to be re-assigned, not fired.

      (This is government, you can't really get Fired, just ask Kathleen Sebelius. Besides, they don't want to piss any of
      these people off. There is always a chance one or two of them will grow a conscious.)

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    4. Re:well no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody associated in any way with Snowden got fired. Also, didn't the NSA just recently announce that they were going to cut their IT staff by 90% in the near future?

    5. Re:well no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is always a chance one or two of them will grow a conscious.)

      Sort of like the chance that you will use a dictionary ?

      ( the correct word is "conscience" )

    6. Re:well no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he is referring to this story that slashdot referred to in the recent past. I don't know if they ever followed through or not as I can't seem to find any further mention other than repeats of this story.

  4. i wonder... by ganjadude · · Score: 5, Funny

    why the NSA would need to seek out new team members, you would think they already know who the brightest and best are from the data collected!

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    1. Re:i wonder... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      There was a purge....

    2. Re:i wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they show ads to those people on their computers to recruit them.

      Your point?

    3. Re:i wonder... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well for one.
      I doubt there is a connection between their HR systems and their other systems.
      Secondly, the best and brightest will not probably be too happy if government officials knock on their door, and "offer them" a government job.

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    4. Re:i wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only say they want the best and the brightest. But hiring the actual best and/or brightest would mean less of their funding could be laundered out into some rich guy's pockets. Hell, they're probably only looking for H1B workers anyway...

    5. Re:i wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the NSA would need to seek out new team members, you would think they already know who the brightest and best are from the data collected!

      They have the data... now they need to hire someone to make sense of it and do themselves out of a job....

    6. Re:i wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Best and Brightest wouldnt take an oath to uphold the constitution and then immediately proceed with dismantling it, as the NSA is doing.

      The Best and Brightest would take seriously an oath to "defend the constitution from enemies foreign and domestic" and would do everything in their power to uphold it.

    7. Re:i wonder... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      They have to redo all the contractor security clearances in the real world now and feel its better to start with new gov staff.
      The kind of individual who has seen the warrantless surveillance press reports yet still clicks the ads.

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    8. Re:i wonder... by russotto · · Score: 1

      Secondly, the best and brightest will not probably be too happy if government officials knock on their door, and "offer them" a government job.

      The type who would feel the NSA turning the world into a panopticon is a good thing would likely be ecstatic; rather than seeing it as creepy, they would see it as a competent organization they admired validating their own self worth.

      You may remember the old usenet .signature line: "The NSA is now funding research not only in cryptography, but in all areas of advanced mathematics. If you'd like a circular describing these new research opportunities, just pick up your phone, call your mother, and ask for one." It's a joke (or was)... but I've been told the source of this joke was an NSA staffer at a conference. They're proud of their capabilities, even if they can't reveal them.

    9. Re:i wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the NSA would need to seek out new team members, you would think they already know who the brightest and best are from the data collected!

      They're using it to screen out undesirable candidates. If you see a Flash ad, you obviously have no desire to secure your computer. Instant disqualification!

    10. Re:i wonder... by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Don't stop reading halfway, even if the post is as long as that of GP. You missed his actual joke.

    11. Re:i wonder... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      And then they show ads to those people on their computers to recruit them.

      A while back I had a ton of ads asking me to serve my government... the Australian Government.

      I guess I'm not good enough for the NSA, but good enough for other countries to tempt me into defecting or something?

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  5. Good geeks? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

    1. Re:Good geeks? by Fwipp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I like this post, because I can't tell if it means
      "No honorable person would work for the NSA"
      or
      "Anyone applying to the NSA is out to betray them."

    2. Re:Good geeks? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

      Define 'good' and define 'geek'.

      If you think there aren't people who work in the tech field who will say "I'm totally in favor of this, because it protects us from the terrorists", you're likely sadly mistaken.

      Geeks aren't some uniform group of people who all believe the same things. Reading Slashdot should show you that quite readily in about 2 minutes.

      Many of us might say "yeah, not on your life", but I bet almost as many might say "sure, I'm in, sounds fun".

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    3. Re:Good geeks? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Except....if statement 2 is true, then statement 1 isn't.

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    4. Re:Good geeks? by kthreadd · · Score: 1

      At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

      You can actually do quite a lot of good things at the NSA. Research and development of cryptography and cyber attack preventions for example.

    5. Re:Good geeks? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      And if those advances are used to violate the Constitution and perhaps impose tyranny, are they still "a lot of good things"?

    6. Re:Good geeks? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      It depends on what the meaning of the word "for" is.

    7. Re:Good geeks? by robmv · · Score: 1

      Why not? when an institution is failing in their duty because of bad management, corruption, whatever, it is the time for the good people to be part of it. Things don't get fixed by not participating.

    8. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two types of geeks who would work for the NSA:

      1) the traitor geeks, who are (a) deluded by the terrorism hyperbole, or (b) just like the money;
      2) the autistic geeks, oblivious to the ethical problems with working for the NSA

      I'd probably fit into 1(b), especially if I didn't have other options.

    9. Re:Good geeks? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      And I'm not sure I'd want to entrust National Security to anyone who browses the web without an adblocker in place...

    10. Re:Good geeks? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

      You can actually do quite a lot of good things at the NSA. Research and development of cryptography and cyber attack preventions for example.

      Besides the fact it seems the NSA is far more interested in fucking up cryptography, what with their mandatory backdoors and all, what good is that research and development if the only people allowed to access or use it are TLA agents?

      Side note: This is at least the second post where you've made this claim about the "good side" of the No Such Agency, without citing a source that would verify any of it.

      Might seem kinda shill-y to some people here.

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    11. Re:Good geeks? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

      For certain values of "good." Those values aren't necessarily shared by all good people.

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    12. Re:Good geeks? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      1) the traitor geeks

      Sadly, one man's traitor is another man's patriot.

      I don't doubt that people sincerely believe they're doing the right thing, even if it means skirting around some laws.

      I don't agree with their conclusions, but I acknowledge that it's what they believe.

      I'd probably fit into 1(b), especially if I didn't have other options.

      So, you're saying that you're a traitorous whore who would sell out your principles if the money was right?

      And this makes you better than anybody working there, how, exactly?

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    13. Re:Good geeks? by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether 'good' refers to morality or aptitude. Though, admittedly, when it refers to aptitude the sort of person that would qualify commonly has an NSA non-compliant set of morals.

    14. Re:Good geeks? by s.petry · · Score: 2

      I agree that geeks are not uniform. Sociopaths and Psychopaths that don't give a rats ass who they screw over as long as they Get PAID! come immediately to mind as people that will apply for NSA jobs. This is in addition of course to a whole lot of people that see it as a way to make a decent living, you know, because McDonald's does not pay very well. Lots of other people are simply ignorant to the happenings and still believe that there are all of these bogey men to hunt.

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    15. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. For instance, good at bootlicking. Those geeks like to work there.

    16. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the geeks who work for companies that produce open source software like Red Hat or IBM in co-operation with the NSA? Are they good, or are they lackeys for an authoritarian State surveillance apparatus?

      http://www.nsa.gov/research/selinux/contrib.shtml

      Do the following people and companies belong in a hall of fame, or a hall of shame according to your criteria of what make a "good" geek?

      Network Associates Laboratories (NAI Labs)
      The MITRE Corporation
      Secure Computing Corporation (SCC)
      Matt Anderson
      Ryan Bergauer
      Bastian Blank
      Thomas Bleher
      Joshua Brindle
      Russell Coker
      John Dennis
      Janak Desai
      Ulrich Drepper
      Lorenzo Hernandez Garcia-Hierro
      Darrel Goeddel
      Carsten Grohmann
      Steve Grubb
      Ivan Gyurdiev
      Serge Hallyn
      Chad Hanson
      Joerg Hoh
      Trent Jaeger
      Dustin Kirkland
      Kaigai Kohei
      Paul Krumviede
      Joy Latten
      Tom London
      Karl MacMillan
      Brian May
      Frank Mayer
      Todd Miller
      Roland McGrath
      Paul Moore
      James Morris
      Yuichi Nakamura
      Greg Norris
      Eric Paris
      Chris PeBenito
      Red Hat
      Petre Rodan
      Shaun Savage
      Chad Sellers
      Rogelio Serrano Jr.
      Justin Smith
      Manoj Srivastava
      Tresys Technology
      Michael Thompson
      Trusted Computer Solutions
      Tom Vogt
      Reino Wallin
      Dan Walsh
      Colin Walters
      Mark Westerman
      David A. Wheeler
      Venkat Yekkirala
      Catherine Zhang

      More importantly, how do the above listed folks feel about the revelations concerning the NSA, GHCQ, etc. that have come to light. How do they feel about the close partnerships between NSA and the companies they work for? How do they feel about their own work being used by such a totalitarian-like intelligence agency? Indifferent? Worried? Gung-ho? Who knows, but I think its a bit simplistic to categorize whether a geek is "good" or "bad" simply because they have direct or indirect relationship with the NSA.

    17. Re:Good geeks? by icebike · · Score: 1

      Well your average geek (use what ever characteristics you want for the definition) tends to be a bit brighter than your average dim-bulb office pencil pusher or mill-rat.

      They can look to recent examples and notice that we aren't safer from terrorists, that the total surveillance mentality hasn't served us well, and bomber set bombs even when the Russians warn us about them in advance. Furthermore simply talking in code while posting on slashdot (and 3 zillion other forums) can transmit messages for any sort of operation hidden in discussions of cat videos or ranting about some changes to Linux or IOS.

      It doesn't work. It can't work. And Geeks realize this more than Joe Sixpack.

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    18. Re:Good geeks? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Some geeks are not so political and would jump on being able to work with supercomputers and get paid for it.

      After WWII we got a lot of Rocket Scientists. Did these ex Nazi's have a change of heart? or they were just interesting go where there was interesting work for them to do. While working for the Nazi's they probably didn't care about the politics, but they liked the work, the same when they worked for the US for the cold war.

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    19. Re:Good geeks? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you think there aren't people who work in the tech field who will say "I'm totally in favor of this, because it protects us from the terrorists", you're likely sadly mistaken.

      Anyone who would say this is not a good geek, because he lacks critical thinking skills.

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    20. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that geeks are not uniform. Sociopaths and Psychopaths that don't give a rats ass who they screw over as long as they Get PAID! come immediately to mind as people that will apply for NSA jobs. This is in addition of course to a whole lot of people that see it as a way to make a decent living, you know, because McDonald's does not pay very well. Lots of other people are simply ignorant to the happenings and still believe that there are all of these bogey men to hunt.

      The sociopaths would be hired. The psychopaths would be referred to the CIA recruitment station.

    21. Re:Good geeks? by JohnFen · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is exactly right, and those kinds of geeks are not "good" geeks. They are a kind of evil themselves.

      Your rocket scientist reference is both correct and a good example of that: Oppenheimer famously replied to someone asking if he was bothered by the fact that his work was being used to kill lots of innocent people and his response was that his only worry was getting them to go up. It was someone else's job to worry about where they come down.

      That's pure evil, right there.

    22. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA does a lot more than the bad stuff Snowden revealed.
      Most of what they do is good, and exactly what I want the federal government to do.

    23. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm beginning to think that a certain element at Slashdot never heard of the NSA until Snowden.
      It's like you think this surveillance of civilians is all they do, or all they ever did.
      I understand the anger at the activities Snowden made public, but pushing back against that stuff doesn't require willful ignorance.

    24. Re:Good geeks? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      So it's news to you that NSA engages in research on cryptography and computer security?

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    25. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on what the meaning of the word "for" is.

      It depends a lot more on what the meaning of the word "good" is.

    26. Re:Good geeks? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I swear I have heard that argument before.... Bubba? Is that you?

      "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'for' is. If 'for' means in the interests of - that is one thing. If it means in the employment of, that was a completely true statement."

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    27. Re:Good geeks? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What would you know about good people? You are a terrible person.

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    28. Re:Good geeks? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're described it pretty clearly as not evil, but ambivalence. A sin of omission vs. commission, if you will. Evil requires motivation.

      Google defines evil as "profoundly immoral and malevolent." Malevolent* is defined as "having or showing a wish to do evil to others."

      Wait...that's sort of a circular definition....hmmm....

      * syn. malicious: characterized by malice; intending or intended to do harm.

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    29. Re:Good geeks? by Galatamon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Pretty sure you're thinking of Von Braun.

    30. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh.... wtf do you mean. I don't think you thought that idea out far enough. Had Snowden not worked for them, we'd not know that no "good" geek shouldn't work for them. I say let's all go to work for them. That way we can keep tabs on what they're doing.

    31. Re:Good geeks? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Following that same logic, all our ancestors were evil, because knapping flint knives was pure evil, right there - since they undoubtedly allowed countless other cavemen to be killed. Nevermind all that other good stuff toolmaking was used for and resulted in.

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    32. Re:Good geeks? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      There's also the third group, who sees something wrong and thinks they might be able to exert a little positive influence once they are part of the machine.

      Perhaps a tiny bit naive, but certainly not something you can condemn them fore.

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    33. Re:Good geeks? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... unlike that particularly lame typo there. Feel free to condemn me "fore" that one all you want.

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    34. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oppenheimer famously replied to someone asking if he was bothered by the fact that his work was being used to kill lots of innocent people and his response was that his only worry was getting them to go up. It was someone else's job to worry about where they come down.

      That wasn't Oppenheimer. Turn in your geek badge.

    35. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'd definitely not consider myself one of them, I know at least three extremely good security engineers who are extremely pro-defense. They'd probably jump to work for the NSA.

    36. Re:Good geeks? by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're an idiot.

      That was von Braun, for one. For another, Oppenheimer was aghast at the destruction caused by the atomic bomb (he quoted the Bhagvad Gita, "I am become Death -- the destroyer of worlds." after the Trinity Test) and actively campaigned for non-proliferation.

      If anything, his sympathies towards the other sides caused him to be a martyr to McCarthyism. Hell, even von Braun commented that, "In England, Oppenheimer would have been knighted."

      Oppenheimer is the poster child for how scientists have little control over the political consequences and use of their discoveries, and how the political institutions would happily discard them once they're wrung dry.

    37. Re:Good geeks? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      With apologies to the Bard*: There are more things in heaven and earth, Hatta, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

      *The Tragedy of Hamlet: Act 1, Scene 5, by William Shakespeare

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    38. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to ride a high horse without your bacon on the line. In the case of Nazi scientists, for those who were apolitical or possibly personally opposed to the regime the choice I imagine was something like:

      -Work for the Nazis
      or
      -Get sent with your family to a death camp as a traitor

    39. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Werner von Braun.

      JR Oppenheimer -- while accounts differ as to whether he was triumphant or subdued upon the success of the Trinity test -- objected to the detonation of the second of his progeny, and for the rest of his life was definitely not indifferent to the moral questions of nuclear weapons.

    40. Re:Good geeks? by Applekid · · Score: 1

      At this point, no "good" geek would work for the NSA.

      It's a little bit like the police. No good human being would ever join at this point (maybe generations past). These days it's only those looking for a legal sanction of their bullying fantasies.

      The NSA is looking for a few evil geeks.

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      More Twoson than Cupertino
    41. Re:Good geeks? by Applekid · · Score: 1

      This is exactly right, and those kinds of geeks are not "good" geeks. They are a kind of evil themselves.

      Your rocket scientist reference is both correct and a good example of that: Oppenheimer famously replied to someone asking if he was bothered by the fact that his work was being used to kill lots of innocent people and his response was that his only worry was getting them to go up. It was someone else's job to worry about where they come down.

      That's pure evil, right there.

      What a shock: when we grant a monopoly on snuffing out liberties to the state, the only people who are attracted to working for the state are those with desires to snuff out liberties.

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      More Twoson than Cupertino
    42. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Maybe they think the work sounds like fun and just don't give a damn about other people's privacy? Why would they have to care about actually making anything safer?

    43. Re:Good geeks? by cffrost · · Score: 2

      Google defines evil [...]

      For the most part, I agree with this fragment of your sentence.

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    44. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am also probably going to get modded into oblivion but, how much do they pay? I am currently stuck in local government: underpaid, overskilled and underappreciated.

    45. Re:Good geeks? by captjc · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing the point, Von Braun (not Oppenheimer, as the GPP has stated) and many like him's only allegiance was to his work. He didn't care about governments or politics, all he cared about was his work and if Der Fuhrer was paying, he was playing.

      Not everybody cares about who they work for or shares the same goals of their employers, they just care about the work. I'm sure there are plenty of smart people who would love the opportunity to work in a place with the projects and resources of the NSA. Because, in the end not everyone cares what it is being used for because the interesting part is making it happen.

      Sure, there is a certain level of cognitive dissonance or some dubious morality but it isn't like they were keeping score of the number of people their missiles killed or throwing a party every time a city got leveled. Just as I'm sure that most people in the NSA are not masturbating to George Orwell books

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    46. Re:Good geeks? by Pav · · Score: 1

      There is also Leo Szilard who actually came up with the concept of a nuclear chain reaction, and has been practically obliterated from popular history because he tried to stop development of the atom bomb after Germany was defeated.

    47. Re:Good geeks? by Imbrondir · · Score: 1

      Ironically this great evil of making the atomic bomb, has for now mostly stopped major powers from fighting directly with each other.

    48. Re:Good geeks? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      You forgot the psychopats who want the power and the best toys. There are already many geeks who spy on other people (usually young women), now they can get paid for it, and will have access to the most powerful machines and the biggest vulnerability database. As ordinary hackers they couldn't even dream of power of that size.

    49. Re:Good geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would say that many "geeks" are social misfits... either dark uncaring bastards (the younger ones) or simply disassociated, nonattached semi humans that have no social graces. I know I'm coming off a bit rough but seriously I think that many are simply not well-adjusted. I think that many would would there, after all, that's how the NSA got where it is in the first place.....

    50. Re:Good geeks? by icebike · · Score: 1

      I rather suspect the Geeks around you have a similar opinion of you.

      They probably consider you a total technological misfit, more suited to an agrarian life style, without a care in the world as long as a circle of equally vapid friends are around to cheer you up with a constant stream of gossip and partying. Totally clueless about how anything around you works, but you happy as long as pushing the button gives you your Pavlovian reward so that you don't have to actually figure out anything works. You don't like to think about numbers greater than 10, or looking at written instructions. Your chances of survival after a flat tire depend solely on the next car that comes down the road, so you never venture out of walking distance to the next mall. Electricity is beyond your ken, plumbing is a black art, you have no idea where water comes from or where sewage goes to. Someone installed an operating system on your computer for you, and you've mastered pushing of buttons, but as soon as that fails, you will junk it and go get another computer.

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    51. Re:Good geeks? by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      And this makes you better than anybody working there, how, exactly?

      He never said he was. Read to me like he was, obliquely, applying for a job. Perhaps the algos that monitor /. will take notice...

    52. Re:Good geeks? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Ambivalence can be the most destructive form of evil.

  6. The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by cruff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the NSA is recording everything, and probably has broken all your encryption keys, you would think the NSA would already know who to target for employment. Thus the obvious conclusion is that these ads are fakes or honeypots.

    1. Re:The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given that the NSA is recording everything, and probably has broken all your encryption keys, you would think the NSA would already know who to target for employment. Thus the obvious conclusion is that these ads are fakes or honeypots.

      or they are targeted to exactly the people found that the NSA was interested in hiring.

    2. Re:The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by icebike · · Score: 2

      Given that the NSA is recording everything, and probably has broken all your encryption keys, you would think the NSA would already know who to target for employment. Thus the obvious conclusion is that these ads are fakes or honeypots.

      My thoughts exactly. Even hovering your mouse over those ads is probably recorded.
      This can't be much besides a "trial balloon" to see how much "chatter" they can induce.

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      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    3. Re:The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

      Given that the NSA is recording everything, and probably has broken all your encryption keys, you would think the NSA would already know who to target for employment. Thus the obvious conclusion is that these ads are fakes or honeypots.

      If that is your "conclusion," then my conclusion is that you probably aren't the sort of talent they are looking for.

      Unless your resume is encoded in your encryption keys, or is an attachment to your emails, I don't see any of that as being useful as employment screening in terms of talent. That is even assuming that they have done all that. Your post is nonsense.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    4. Re:The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, All I get when I go there are ads for Swedish penis enlargers.

    5. Re:The logical deduction is that the ads are fake by cruff · · Score: 1

      Your post is nonsense.

      Whoosh! The satire went right over your head.

  7. Not worth my time. by Anon-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I looked into the NSA and the CIA. neither pay anywhere near what the private sector pays. Both want to pump you up on "Doing your national duty", "Serving your country", and/or "Protecting your fellow Americans"

    If they want IT talent, they need to pony up the cash.

    1. Re:Not worth my time. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      ^ This... I looked into the CIA after 9/11, I also looked into the military (being a commercial helicopter pilot, I thought I could help).

      Neither of them are offering anything remotely close to what I'd call "reasonable pay" for what they want in return.

      They would have to double it to interest me, triple it to get me jumping up and down about it.

      They will fill their quota, but that doesn't mean they'll fill it with the best and brightest.

    2. Re:Not worth my time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the '70s when a CIA-burnout showed up to recruit us shortimers, (NSA-tasked Navy spooks), they were paying $60K a year. The catch - the average lifespan of one of those spooks was 1000 days back then. Nobody signed up for some reason. It was a good laugh, and command chewed us out for making fun of the guy.

    3. Re:Not worth my time. by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      The best and brightest aren't necessarily primarily motivated purely by money. There are many that do a tour or two and get out.

      Not many civilian pilots get to fly AH-64 Apaches let alone fire their armament on a regular basis.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    4. Re:Not worth my time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But- but- in the Obamacare thread all the conservatives were complaining that government workers get paid MORE than the private sector...

    5. Re:Not worth my time. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      That is true, however I wasn't looking to fly the AH-64, actually I have friends that used to and frankly it looks nice and has its upsides, but that requires more extensive training than I would have wanted to do.

      Frankly, not having a military background, I wouldn't expect to be in a combat role, I know how to shoot a M-16, but that doesn't make me a soldier. What I can do is fly and they always need someone to fly something somewhere and rarely do they actually get shot at.

      I have experience flying heavy aircraft (about 3,000 hours total flight time, about 1,000 in heavies (over 12,500lbs), the cost to teach me to fly the Blackhawk would be a small fraction of what it costs them to train someone from scratch. But they aren't interested, they want me to go through the whole program and join up for 8 years. (they no longer do 4 year enlistments for pilots due to the cost of training, or they weren't back then).

      That's ok, life moves on, maybe they do it the way they do for a reason, or maybe they are just stuck in their ways, I really don't know.

    6. Re:Not worth my time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because all IT staffers are paid the same, and your company has better-paying positions that it is recruiting for right now. Correct?

    7. Re:Not worth my time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they want IT talent, they need to pony up the cash."

      You mean WE need to pony up the cash. No.

      CAPTCHA WIN: vetoed

    8. Re:Not worth my time. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I always thought the normal career was the other direction. Join the army, be trained for helicopter pilot (paid for by the government instead of using a study loan to pay for a commercial training), finish your contract, move to the private sector.

    9. Re:Not worth my time. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      It used to be, but the Army no longer trains that many pilots, they expect them to go career now. It used to be that you could do a 4 year enlistment as a warrant officer, but the cost to train those pilots is over a million dollars, so they want career pilots now.

      Civilian pilot schools now train about 2/3 of the helicopter pilots in this country, I was one of them. I also ended up with my fixed-wing ratings and I did that for awhile, but my real love is helicopters.

      Now I'm too old (without a waiver and those are harder to get these days) so that ship has sailed... but I did look into it back in 2001...

    10. Re:Not worth my time. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I see. Then they're going to have a problem finding good pilots when their salaries offered are low.

      People want to be paid for their services - if not in the form of training, it's got to be cash.

      Four year contracts are quite short, imho, when it includes such an expensive training. I expected more like eight or ten year contracts for those positions.

  8. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New Positions Available!

    Location: Hawaii

  9. If I didn't have any ethics... by Frobnicator · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Like most of us on /., we have a group of brilliant individuals. Occasionally we come up with some excellent but immoral or illegal ideas that would very easily separate people from their money. These are different from our typical ideas that manage to separate people from their money, as we are all paid well for the work we do.

    Sometimes we will flesh these immoral or illegal business plans out a little bit, realize just what is involved in the process, and then sigh, "I could be rich if I didn't have any ethics."

    Many people make the news every day. Most often these include major scams and crimes or immoral behavior.

    Yes, there is work to be had and money to be found in those activities, and you can make global news from them. If you don't have any ethics.

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    1. Re:If I didn't have any ethics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the thousands of people that work there, the cutting edge research done, the foreign intelligence analysis performed, every thing they do there, all immoral and unethical? That is quite the black-and-white world you live in, but I suppose those who lay exclusive claim to "the" morally right position look at the world that way after all. Now please be kind and stand over there with the anti-abortionists, the Assange fanboys, the Evangelical Christians, and all the other judgemental pricks who can only feel good about themselves by passing uninformed judgement on others.

    2. Re:If I didn't have any ethics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes we will flesh these immoral or illegal business plans out a little bit, realize just what is involved in the process, and then sigh, "I could be rich if I didn't have any ethics...."

      ...Yes, there is work to be had and money to be found in those activities, and you can make global news from them. If you don't have any ethics.

      Can you be more specific?

    3. Re:If I didn't have any ethics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the thousands of people that work there, the cutting edge research done, the foreign intelligence analysis performed, every thing they do there, all immoral and unethical? That is quite the black-and-white world you live in, but I suppose those who lay exclusive claim to "the" morally right position look at the world that way after all.

      Maybe not every member of the Ku Klux Klan is a bad person, but that doesn't give the organization itself a pass.

    4. Re:If I didn't have any ethics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very interesting. Apparently if you toe the line and don't go against the groupthink around here, your posts won't get deleted. However, if you point out by example how someone is being a sanctimonious jackass, a self-appointed definer of morality and ethics who casts uninformed judgement on thousands of people (sinners! Let us burn them in order to save them! (I imagine you must dress in white flannel suits and have your hair slicked back)), someone who can only derive self-worth for themselves by being able to look down their noses at others, THEN you get your post pulled. Mind you, this is all within the context of the discussion, it isn't like I was posting a goatse link or something.

      Slashdot, and the Internet in general, was a lot better back in the day when you could call a hypocrite a hypocrite without them running crying to momma (apparently, the "flag as inappropriate" flag), or back then they could run to momma but momma couldn't censor you.

      But excuse my nostalgic reminisces, I would like to further the discussion. Shall we talk about the immorality of the millions of followers of Islam, or how anyone who doesn't think Manning, Assange, et al. should be given Peace Prizes and Knighthoods are obviously morally bankrupt and evil people?

  10. Hello ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... my name is Ted Stowden. I'd like some information on a career in your fine organization. No need to send me anything. I know which server its on.

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    1. Re:Hello ... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Hello, my name is Mr. Nedwons and I come from... someplace far away. Definitely nowhere near Moscow.

  11. Hello, future leakers! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    So, they are recruiting experts in a community that almost exclusively supports Snowden and despises the NSA's various mass-spying-on-civilians programs?

    1. Re:Hello, future leakers! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's a very myopic view of the situation.

      People with expertise in data systems have a wide range of opinions and come from a variety of backgrounds. There is no monolithic community that is implied with possession of this knowledge.

      Even if you are in the subset that supports Snowden you don't have to have the opinion that what the NSA does is fundamentally wrong. It may be that all it really needs is more enlightened political leadership and restructured laws. After all even the most ideal free societies have opponents and will have a need to protect themselves to ensure their continuation.

    2. Re:Hello, future leakers! by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      tech crunch is mostly abotu finding the next way to use peoples personal information to sell adds - with out that pesky FISA court getting in the way

    3. Re:Hello, future leakers! by davidhoude · · Score: 1

      It is nice of you to speak for the community, but I am a little curious as to where you developed this opinion? Sites like this are echo chambers for anti-anything speech, and it doesn't necessarily represent everyone's view equally.

    4. Re:Hello, future leakers! by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      So, they are recruiting experts in a community that almost exclusively supports Snowden and despises the NSA's various mass-spying-on-civilians programs?

      They appear to be recruiting from places other than Slashdot.

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    5. Re:Hello, future leakers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe....subset? nice troll

    6. Re:Hello, future leakers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are trying to bribe us into cooperation, mate.

  12. What's the news here? by hubie · · Score: 1

    The NSA advertises jobs all the time in a variety of formats. They have recruitment booths at technical conferences, internships, etc.. They have a whole web site and all. What is particularly newsworthy about this?

    1. Re:What's the news here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not really important or earth-shattering to either of us but there is a lot of gall and hubris involved with the way they created that specific advertisement that is clearly speaking in context with the Snowden leaks. That's worthy of at least a mention.

    2. Re:What's the news here? by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. They've been open about it for years. NSA has a long history in computing.

      At one time, going to NSA HQ was very mysterious, and travel expenses were paid with a check from a furniture company. But they gave up on that years ago. Now, like the CIA, they have signs outside.

      Until the USSR went down, all NSA really cared about was what the USSR was doing. Anything else had lower priority. After the USSR went down, there were lots of retirements and layoffs. After 9/11, everything changed. Suddenly the threat was from little groups, not a superpower. Huge internal realignment. Much more pressure for timely info (the USSR was a slow-moving opponent) and for data sharing with law enforcement. That's when NSA became more intrusive.

    3. Re:What's the news here? by hubie · · Score: 2

      I suppose I may click through to see what the actual ad said, because the person above suggested that it was at least indirectly addressing the Snowden situation, but for years I've seen them heavily active in recruitment and even small business outreach. If you go to a technical conference expo, it wouldn't be a surprise to see them have a booth, or the CIA, or FBI, or whatever. I think most people don't realize how big of a place the NSA is. Like all other large institutions (National Institutes of Health, any of the National Labs, all universities) they have divisions that specialize in work on this or that, so this group over there might be involved in the data surveillance thing, but these groups over there are doing completely different things. Any ad from them to recruit you to come work for them is going to say you'll do real cool work, and it will have an appeal to a sense of God and country. How else are you supposed to do the sell?

  13. Any SysAdmin positions? by komodo685 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know this former SysAdmin in Russia who had to resort to tech support FFS. Already has clearance. He'd be just what you deserve.

  14. fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NSA should be in search of a new population to fool instead.

  15. One Epidemic, Meet Another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like Big Brother has finally gotten around to noticing that You Can't Hire Mr. Perfect.

  16. Old joke... by jayveekay · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to apply for a job at the NSA, just pick up the phone. Any phone.

    1. Re:Old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pick up any phone, press any number key to silence the dial tone, then whisper... "I'd like to be hired by the NSA" and hang up. If they are interested in hiring you, you will receive a call back within 1 business day. If not, they were not interested in hiring you.

  17. I gotta lead by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    There's an American dude named Edward, currently hanging out in Russia, who's currently looking.

  18. I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Crashmarik · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Post WWII the NSA/CIA and intelligence agencies of the free world have been vital for keeping the peace. I don't see that changing anytime soon. We are all likely alive at least in part due to their actions.

    1. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Tiger+Smile · · Score: 2

      That was then. This is now. Most likely they spied on the USSR, and those people are retired or dead by now. Also, I'd like some verifiable proof, after all they are an agency that sees no need to tell the truth, before I go all gushy on how the agency of lies. If the proof shows that some people there had been amazing in the past then I would be sad for that since the NSA would have fallen since then, if not it's just gone from ineffective to horrible and ineffective.

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    2. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that belief supported by any evidence or is it just pure faith?

    3. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? The USSR paranoia was such that moderate socialist governments in Latin America were overthrown with the help of said agencies. Result? Military juntas in the Western hemisphere. Compare and contrast this with the Scandinavian countries, which were just too inconvenient to get at for that sort of thing. The Swedes certainly had some choice words for the US at the time; but it just wasn't practical to do anything about them. The USSR didn't invade Scandinavia. It was more trouble than it was worth; but I digress.

      The proxy war in Latin America have an impact today, beyond the dictatorships and bloodshed. The popularity of a radical like Chavez is attributed to this somewhat. The idea is that if moderate socialism is going to get you punished by the CIA, you might as well go full bore and form alliances with Cuba and various other countries that hate the USA. So what is all this about keeping the peace?

      OK, so the agencies just shit in our own hemisphere, right? Wrong. Google the history of Iran the last 50 years. Wow, just wow. It's amazing that there are any Iranian people left who still like us; but there are because the ideals of the USA are powerful, even if the practice isn't. There's a lot of other crap in the Middle East and south Asia, those are just examples. Oh, the British were part of that too. I'm sure MI-6 or MI-69, or whatever it is they call themselves were all up in it too.

      I bet we still don't know the half of how these 3-letter ass holes are meddling in world affairs in ways that have nothing to do with "keeping the peace" and everything to do with the selfish interests of people in power at the time, or some combination of "this will be good for us, and yeah, as a side effect it'll keep our enemies in check a bit even if it kills 100 million brown people".

      Yeah. Kept the peace... riiiiight.

    4. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I live in flyover country. I was never at risk of any attack.

      "national security" means security for DC, NY & LA... for the rest of us it just means higher taxes.

    5. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me how having two world leaders who were democratically elected, Irans Mossadegh and Chiles Allende, assassinated kept me alive. Oh wait we killed Mossadegh because he wouldn't be a brutal puppet for us, so we installed the Shah, who was a brutal fuck, and lead to the popular uprising of something even worse. And Allende had to go because of communism and refusing to be our puppet.

      And we're still fucking Cuba over with an embargo because Castro basically gave us the finger in the 50s.

      At this point in time it's probably safe to say that 90% or more of our foreign policy problems are just reaping what we've sown, blow back for being psychopathic fucks and screwing over sovereign nations for big business interests.

    6. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But if you believe that freedom is what's important, none of that garbage is relevant, even in the unlikely event that it's true.

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    7. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dirty truth of the matter is that they weren't any better then, and may in fact have been even worse. They just had the KGB around and reams of propaganda to make them look like Choir Boys.

    8. Re:I'd shake anyone's hand that joined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all likely alive at least in part due to their actions.

      I'm alive due to my parents' actions, you insensitive clod! What are you insinuating here ?!?111!

  19. "And I can say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...I know all about that, I had a hand in that."

    Umm, I'm pretty sure you can't say anything. Unless you want to spend a few weeks in the Moscow airport.

    1. Re:"And I can say... by Chas · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      "You opened your mouth. Zis is KAOS! Err... The NSA! We do not open our mouths here!"

      Anyone saying " And I can say, I know all about that, I had a hand in that." is out of a job and probably getting a first class ticket to GITMO if they don't run first.

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    2. Re:"And I can say... by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      "You had a hand in illegally wiretapping most of the country and getting away with it?"
      "Yeah, I was totally in on that."
      "Let me pat you on the back, buddy. Oops--lemme switch that knife to the other hand first..."

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  20. Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They actually do quite a lot of other things as well there, like research into improving cryptography for example.

    Seriously? Improving it as in finding holes that they can exploit and tell no one else about? Or spending millions on research into how to create holes they can hope to get included as encryption standards?

    From the link above:

    The N.S.A.'s Sigint Enabling Project is a $250 million-a-year program that works with Internet companies to weaken privacy by inserting back doors into encryption products. This excerpt from a 2013 budget proposal outlines some methods the agency uses to undermine encryption used by the public.

    1. Re:Give me a break. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2
      Yes, but the NSA's problem, in all fairness, is that properly written 256-bit encryption is uncrackable. Many people have made jokes saying, "it is safe, unless the NSA wants in.", but the truth is, without an exploit, proper encryption is uncrackable and will remain so for a very long time.

      There are evil people in the world that they want to listen to, the problem is that the good people use the same tools as the evil people.

      What would you use for a solution?

    2. Re:Give me a break. by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Boots on the ground? It always worked before we had high tech. I mean, before there were phones, they had to plant people inside an organization to learn its secrets unless they just happened to get lucky enough to catch a courier. The fact that communication channels are back to being moderately secure is uninteresting. It's really just a correction of a weakness that high tech introduced in the first place.

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    3. Re:Give me a break. by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't characterize the NSA as "good guys", but ignoring that for the sake of argument...

      If you really have to do general harm to listen in to the bad guys, then the solution is to give up on the notion of listening to them in that way. It makes the job harder, and that sucks for them, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

    4. Re:Give me a break. by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      President Carter make a rule that the CIA can't employ unsavory characters as local operatives (e.g., we can't have an actual terrorist as a mole in a terrorist organization). Our human intelligence took a nosedive and never really recovered. Maybe it's time to fix that (if we haven't already), and just live without the NSA for a while.

      I've said it before but: defund the NSA, fire everyone, bulldoze the buildings, and let it serve as an example to other agencies about overreach. Sure, loss of SIGINT will be a problem, but the NSA has become a bigger problem. End it, and start over once you're sure it's really gone.

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    5. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worked so well for you pre ww2 eh

    6. Re:Give me a break. by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      That'd be a great idea.

      And they won't use all the blackmail they have to stop it either.

      No, sir.

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    7. Re:Give me a break. by lgw · · Score: 1

      If all the politicians lose their jobs as a side effect, it's win-win! Hey, I didn't say it was likely, I said we should do it. (And, realistically, if we did fire everyone, making a bunch of new enemies is a poor way to begin one's job hunt.)

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    8. Re:Give me a break. by davydagger · · Score: 1

      what if the encryption is properly written by the NSA like AES.

      the most common 256 bit standard after the NSA pushed it

    9. Re:Give me a break. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      That is ultimately a question that challenges all intelligence organization at some point.

      Example:

      CIA officer has worked his way into "big bad terrorist organization". As a final test, they give him a gun and order him to shoot an innocent 10 year old girl.

      Does he? Does he refuse?

      Is it acceptable for a CIA officer (or other government paid employee) to execute an innocent person as part of his/her undercover role?

      If not, it would be pretty easy to weed out such people. If so, do we want to be doing that? Is it a better option than the NSA?

    10. Re:Give me a break. by lgw · · Score: 2

      That's not really what the CIA does. They aren't James Bond-style spies. They hire or subvert locals into being spies, often by posing as a member of some different intelligence org entirely.

      Should a government employee become a terrorist? No. Should someone in the CIA subvert someone already in a terrorist org (perhaps they pose as a leader of that terrorist org, if the org is so cell-based that the terrorist wouldn't know)? Certainly. Turing bad people who belong to bad organizations into informants is the heart of HUMINT, and it's also very cost-effective compared to the NSA, and easy to insure you don't snoop on innocent Americans.

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    11. Re:Give me a break. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      We can debate semantics all you want, but the fact is that I was responding to the point that Jimmy Carter changed the CIA rules to prevent us from funding such people.

      The question comes back to, "do we want to provide money, support, employment, protection, etc. to someone who has to do, or has done, evil things, to prevent a larger evil?"

      BTW, if you say that the CIA doesn't actually insert officers into "big bad terrorist groups", then for sure other countries do. After all, we recently caught a dozen Russians who had been living long term in the US for just that reason.

      Frankly, if someone in the US government *isn't* inserting agents into other countries, then they should be ashamed.

    12. Re:Give me a break. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      They're not cracking 256-bit encryption. They don't need to. They're cracking key exchange.

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    13. Re:Give me a break. by lgw · · Score: 1

      OK, sure, if you're not making that distinction than it's easy: yes, absolutely, and without question. We should absolutely subvert the enemy, even though (especially because) they're bad people. If it's a real terrorist cell (or enemy nation with hostile plans), then we're legitimately avoiding catastrophe. If it's not, and they weren't bad people after all, hey, no harm done and it's cheap at the price.

      It's win-win.

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    14. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but the truth is, without an exploit, proper encryption is uncrackable and will remain so for a very long time.

      Just because YOU don't believe that something is possible doesn't mean
      it is a certainty that it is impossible.

      Would you stake your own personal freedom on your statement being true ?

      I very much doubt it.

      .

    15. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In USA NSA defunds you!

      Bet seriously not a bad idea. Bulldoze a few random buildings, go dark, and by not existing not have to worry about answering questions etc.

    16. Re:Give me a break. by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Hard for them to blackmail us if anyone of rank is sitting in solitary confinement at Gitmo, awaiting military tribunal for treason.

      Or dead.

      Just putting that out there.

    17. Re:Give me a break. by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Hard for them to blackmail us if anyone of rank is sitting in solitary confinement at Gitmo, awaiting military tribunal for treason.

      Or dead.

      Just putting that out there.

      The problem is these people run gitmo sending them there won't be that effective.

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    18. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that's why they're now openly spying on their own citizens too. A tacit statement that there are bad people inside the fort too.

    19. Re:Give me a break. by gman003 · · Score: 1

      We can send them there, then give Gitmo back to Cuba.

    20. Re:Give me a break. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      End it, and start over once you're sure it's really gone.

      Can't. Either your communication is secure or insecure. In this world where math determines truth, there is no place for fuzz.

      That's the problem with the NSA. Either they're breaking signals, or they're creating unbreakable signals. They can't be doing both, because these are mutually exclusive activities. The math behind the technology dictates this.

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    21. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There are evil people in the world that they want to listen to, the problem is that the good people use the same tools as the evil people.

      Get rid of your childish notion you can separate the world in "The Good" and "The Bad". That thought is at the core of many, many, many problems that we do have. And it is at the core of what is so wrong with what the NSA (and others) or the Taliban do. If they'd understand the world is not that simple you'd suddenly find that things get much more complicated and what you think is "good" suddenly turns out to be very bad for various, including pragmatic but also social and ideological reason. And you suddently also find that what you thought was "evil" is just differing views, a different culture, or plain stupidty.

      I am not naive and a peace-hippy. War and violence and spying are sadly sometimes necessary. But when I hear people from the highest US ecelons (senators, presidends, chiefs of secret service, ...) talk in terms a child would use (plan good and evil and that the good are ALWAYS on one side and right) I only can shake my head. The only thing worse is when thinking about people actually believing that.

    22. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to consider a few things when you say that. Like how it was illegal for America to have a spy agency prior to WWII. That came around and really bit us in the .............. we may have known things like the fact that MI6 had heard more than rumors about an attack on Pearl Harbor for one thing. But that's beside the point. I could go for a world where EVERY NATION has signed a no surveillance treaty. Because if you believe that America is the only nation that spies ......... you are hopeless.

    23. Re:Give me a break. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      I would just worry less about the evil people.

      Yes, they're out there: the North Korean government, for instance, tops the list. But the standard of living of a vast majority of people will be improved more by worrying about other things than evil people. As a proud American I think that our nation's response to the North Koreans should be to not worry about them so much and try to (for instance) find a cure for Alzheimer's disease.

    24. Re:Give me a break. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
      While that is a great idea, what happens when the evil people decide that your way of life needs to end?

      Having a cure for Alzheimer's disease doesn't really help you much if you no longer exist, now does it?

    25. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've said it before but: defund the NSA, fire everyone, bulldoze the buildings, and let it serve as an example to other agencies about overreach. Sure, loss of SIGINT will be a problem, but the NSA has become a bigger problem. End it, and start over once you're sure it's really gone.

      I like this, I would add one provision though. Any managers must stand trial for treason.

      As far as General Alexander goes, I think we should cut off his head and put it up on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some kinds of corruption comes with too high a price.

    26. Re:Give me a break. by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The evil people are far less capable than you think.

    27. Re:Give me a break. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Maybe... But if you're wrong, there are no do overs... History is filled with evil people, and they don't always lose...

    28. Re:Give me a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      President Carter make a rule that the CIA can't employ unsavory characters as local operatives (e.g., we can't have an actual terrorist as a mole in a terrorist organization). Our human intelligence took a nosedive and never really recovered. Maybe it's time to fix that (if we haven't already), and just live without the NSA for a while.

      So you want to do something even dumber and more crippling to the intelligence community?

      I'm sure those human assets will have great lifespans when the US is the only major power not engaged in SIGINT.

  21. It's a job... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2

    Working for the NSA or any of their ilk is probably like any other job: day-to-day routine stuff and some really cool shit. With, of course, the proviso that you can never breathe a word of it to anybody, and they'd rather you not discuss the fact that you even work there.

    The MI5 recruiting web site discusses some of this. If you want the approval of others on what a neat job you have, think again. This certainly limits the pool of available candidates. I wonder what it means for the intelligence community in general.

    Hang on a sec...there's somebody at the door. GIDYW*(YW*DHNDW

    NO CARRIER

    1. Re:It's a job... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So is the day to to day routine stuff violating people's constitutional rights or is that the exciting stuff?

    2. Re:It's a job... by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      The NSA is secretly Candleja

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    3. Re:It's a job... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Rights???? We don't need no stinking rights!!!

    4. Re:It's a job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is the day to to day routine stuff violating people's constitutional rights or is that the exciting stuff?

      Yes.

    5. Re:It's a job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the routine stuff, obviously. the exciting stuff is listening to your ex-girlfriend having phone sex with her new boyfriend.

  22. Inner Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'There are activities that I've worked on that make, you know, front page headlines. And I can say, I know all about that, I had a hand in that. The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications.'

    Become a member of the inner party today.

  23. Sure I'll work for you guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the meantime, let me get started on my application for asylum in Russia.

  24. So what does it pay? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    I want to know what exactly they are paying in exchange for being able to look at yourself in the mirror.

    1. Re:So what does it pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. You'll be well taken care of. Just one little matter. Please write, "my soul" on a piece of paper, and turn it over to us for safe keeping.

    2. Re:So what does it pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please write, "my soul" on a piece of paper, and turn it over to us for safe keeping.

      Can I write it in Klingon?

    3. Re:So what does it pay? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I want to know what exactly they are paying in exchange for being able to look at yourself in the mirror.

      It's more than not being able to look yourself in the mirror. You can also never see the light of day. Thus, I think what they pay must be the blood of virgins. No one would admit anything about their job then.

  25. Perks? by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

    Does an employment contract come with the perk of war crimes indemnification in writing? Just curious.

    1. Re:Perks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but it does come with a "Get Out of Jail" free card if you are caught poking around on the Loveint network.

  26. What is the story here? by ljhiller · · Score: 1
    1) the NSA is recruiting?

    2) the NSA is spying on everybody and recruiting by injecting banner ads into TCP streams to recruit TechCrunch readers?

    3) a banner ad company (unnamed) is serving NSA ads to anybody that searches or surfs pages where NSA occurs more than 5 times, then uses cookies, flash cookies, unique browser characteristics, and any other form of persistent storage and leaked information to continue to serve these ads across browsing sessions?

    4) That Dan Tynan, a TechCrunch writer and O'Reilly author, doesn't understand how ad distributors do business?

    1. Re:What is the story here? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Maybe that the NSA recruits the usual way, instead of approaching selected people with offers they cannot refuse? ;-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  27. If they had a facility near me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would definitely work for them. I wouldn't do any actual work though, which is good for everybody.

  28. A whole different breed of recruits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd imagine at least some of the NSA employees hired before the Snowden leaks actually cared about defending American freedom. Now that the NSA's agenda is public information, only the lowest of the low will accept an offer.

    That means it will continue along this course, with even more ideological solidarity, until shut down completely.

  29. Of course they are advertising for people. by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 1

    Snowden worked for a company that the NSA had subcontracted IT support to. Having seen this blow up in their face, they are dumping all those contracts and bringing it in house. Now this will mean that it is under very heavy security clearance and surveillance, but they need to do it quickly hence the need for direct advertising.

    1. Re:Of course they are advertising for people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because privitization was supposed to be better, right?

  30. Geeks or Leaks? by axehind · · Score: 1

    For some reason my mind replaced Geeks with Leaks. It caused me to do a double take!

  31. Plenty of lowlives in USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our country has many losers that will snap up the jobs to violate their fellow countryman's constitutional rights.

  32. I had a hand in that! by MobyDisk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    'There are activities that I've worked on that make, you know, front page headlines. And I can say, I know all about that, I had a hand in that.

    That's silly/ There are not many headlines in the last few years that the NSA is proud of. And if you work at the NSA and had a hand in something that made front page headlines, you probably aren't allowed to talk about it anyway.

    My friends who work at the NSA hate when the NSA comes up as a topic, because it is never good news. They just have to hide their heads and walk out of the room. Sometimes that is because they are not allowed to talk about it. Other times it is because they are sick of hearing the flak.

    1. Re:I had a hand in that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe they should work for the NRO, oh wait, that's why they are at the nsa
      captcha: screwed

    2. Re:I had a hand in that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant to say "...I had a hand in you. Intimately. Electronically, but still intimate."

      That ups the creep factor appropriately.

    3. Re:I had a hand in that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Other times it is because they are sick of hearing the flak."

      Good job, keep it up.

      Another thing people can do is to intentionally make precluding statements here on Slashdot. If anyone that you know is considering a job with the NSA, after a few simple statements here on Slashdot, they will not even be considered as a result of their connections to YOU.

      Poison the pool of candidates by association.

      CAPTCHA: intrust

    4. Re:I had a hand in that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should resign their jobs, or face criminal prosecution, as far as I'm concerned.

  33. The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to join the Dark Side of The Force.

  34. I got "felt out" few months ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was at a friend's wedding in the vicinity of Electric Boat & there was a guy who did something DOD/submarine related (non-specific but enough to infer that) who took a strange interest in me. my friend (groom) introduced us, told him abridged version of my background and he started asking a lot of questions about my technical background, how I'd design/harden different things for sub applications, etc. he seemed to like my technical answers but every 4th or 5th question he'd ask me: "who do you work for?". the 2nd time he asked it I assumed he hadn't paid attention b/c the tech talk was more interesting but by the 4th time I realized it was some sort of psych test thing and said: "well, obviously you're looking for a specific specific answer I've not given you - am I supposed to say USA, you now or something to that effect?" to which he smiled, shook his head and said something to the effect "man, that's too bad..." I left with mixed feelings b/c while one the one hand I have no desire to support "the complex" I'm sure the problem space is fascinating/challenging & the resources effectively unlimited (kind of like a buddy of mine who was an AE on the F-22). I'm sure working for the NSA is that x100 - they may be evil but they do what they do better & on a scale bigger than any organization has ever done anything else in the history of the world so I could see the appeal of being part of that.

    that's one of the inherent problems w/being a geek - we're driven by the need to solve hard/interesting problems b/c we can! why did someone like Robert Oppenheimer build the bomb? yes, we needed to beat the Nazis but not kid ourselves - part of it was b/c he didn't have enough time/resources to build a death star...

  35. As the saying goes... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

    And you certainly can't beat them.

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  36. Obvious Failure of "Profiling" by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We all know that so called ad targeting works by building up profiles on people intended to categorize their interests -- very much like the NSA's own automated profiling and analysis systems. But the profiling system can't tell the difference between a favorable interest and a disgusted interest (much like they can't tell if you've already bought those shoes you were searching for two weeks ago and so keep showing you ads for shoes).

    That they've decided to show the guy recruiting ads because he's been reading articles about how the NSA is a bunch of nationalistic spying assholes is the cherry on top, a perfect demonstration how pervasive surveillance can't actually understand the intent of people and thus will have an overwhelming percentage of false positives.

    If real people at the FBI can't even tell the different between someone reporting a threat against themselves and a threat against the FBI profiling systems can only automate keystone cop level of surveillance effectiveness.

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  37. I think a certain type of person could work there by ErichTheRed · · Score: 0

    I think a true "geek" would probably enjoy working there. If nothing else, the problems to solve would be a lot more interesting than typical corporate IT/dev positions. The people who actually work for NSA, not for a contractor like Snowden did, are sure not doing it for the money. They're doing it for job security, maybe better benefits, but probably also because they feel like they're doing something important. The contractors will always be hired guns, as they are in any organization, and not as invested in the core mission. Also, NSA isn't just about spying -- any cryptography or communications nerd would probably have an interesting set of tasks to pick from that didn't involve actually collecting and sifting through data.

    It's not an exact parallel, but I work for an organization that provides a quasi-public service. We're not quite private, not quite public, owned by our customers, and provide vital services -- kind of a "captive service provider". The stuff I work on is used around the world, and is much more interesting (to me) than building the latest executive dashboard or accounting system for a company. There are trade offs -- the pay is lower than what I could get doing executive dashboard work, and it's not a hot sexy industry we work for. But for the right type of person, it's a good fit. (We have issues retaining people because of this -- the mercenaries can get much better pay working somewhere else and don't have to deal with some of our unique problems. Those who do stay tend to be long-tenured folks who share the same interests I was talking about.)

    In my opinion, a lot of the hand-wringing around Snowden and the NSA communications surveillance needs to be put into perspective. We share an immense amount of data about our personal lives online, and then wonder why this open source intelligence is collected and analyzed. I think most reasonable individuals had some inclination that something like this was happening, similar to the Cold War era. Intelligence organizations are a necessary evil to protect a country's interests, and every country spies on every other country. It just came out a couple of days ago that Brazil has an active domestic surveillance program, which would seem strange if you heard Brazil's president railing against the US version.

    I think the big problem now is that people feel NSA collects too much data and has a much easier time finding patterns in it than they did with pre-Internet and analog communications channels in the past. After all, you could only have so many analysts sorting through international phone records and listening to the interesting ones. Many of the people complaining don't have the perspective of living with the Soviet Union and the US staring each other down for decades -- I barely remember it myself. But a lot of those same people post-9/11 basically said to their elected officials, "Don't ever let this happen again, no matter what it takes." I'm inclined to believe that a program like this is what it takes. Look how much damage two US residents did in Boston, and that wasn't even a large-scale or particularly well planned attack.

  38. Has the NSA done anything? by Tiger+Smile · · Score: 2

    Do we really have proof we can verify that the NSA is actually worth having around?

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    1. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Sure, just look at history. How about the battle of Midway?

      It's one example where such work was absolutely critical.

      http://www.nsa.gov/about/_files/cryptologic_heritage/publications/wwii/priceless_advantage.pdf

    2. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, and post USSR?

    3. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes!

    4. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the theories out there is that the downsizing of US SIGINT capability during the 1990's was the reason al-Qa'ida was successful in carrying out 9/11. This has some credibility because even though the FBI was tracking some of the perpetrators of 9/11, the NSA had no information on their intent.

      Then there is the fact that SIGINT played a large role in finding the location of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.

      No, the idea the NSA is not needed is hopelessly naive. What IS needed is getting rid of the Patriot Act and instituting real oversight.

    5. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      In America: 200 times more people die every year in accidents than 9/11. Six times more people die of the flu than 9/11. 200 times more people die from heart attacks every year than 9/11. Your bathtub is more dangerous than multple 9/11 scale attacks EVERY YEAR. Even if they prevented EVERY terrorist attack ever, the NSA is PATHETIC and WORTHLESS, anyone who says otherwise should NEVER step a foot outside and only eat healthfood, because they're being delusional paranoid igroamouses.

      The cost is too great. The benefit is pathetic. Fuck the NSA. Cast out the fucking fear mongerers who are poisoning us. Do you think the reputation our government has lost is worth protection from 0.00025 times the threat we've "suffered" from cars and fast food over the last decade? NO THAT'S FUCKING MORONIC.

    6. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      NSA wasn't formed until 1952.

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    7. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another theory is ignoring the memo titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack inside the United States.

    8. Re:Has the NSA done anything? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, that's just because the NSA doesn't yet have enough surveillance capabilities. Otherwise the collected evidence could easily be used to remove bad drivers and flu-spreading individuals. Furthermore a constant surveillance of hearts could reduce the number of heart attack deaths considerably.

      Also thank you for making us aware of the dangers of bathtubs. We will start a bathtub video surveillance program as soon as possible, in order to fight this danger.

      Yours sincerely,
      the NSA.

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  39. he's right by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    from the summary: "The things that happen here at NSA really have national and world ramifications."

    Yep, he's right. Things like destroying the United States Constitution. Nice work, NSA.

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  40. Sign of Intelligence - NOT by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Apparently NSA does not learn. Geeks go wild. They're not domestic. They bite the hand that feeds them. The NSA has been burnt before yet they don't seem to be learning...

    1. Re:Sign of Intelligence - NOT by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Their malicious software deployment system (FOXACID) is run by barely tech-literate morons following a fucking flow-chart. They needed the geeks once to build the infrastructure. Once it could be ran by idiots it was. This is exceedingly dangerous. It's the equivalent of being Very Strong and Dumb. In the NSA we have created Frankenstein's Monster. It's sad, but we have to put it down. It should have never existed in the first place.

  41. Go jump off a bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There was a time 2000-2006 where I would have considered, but after learning more, Never. I will not be a traitor to the American People by working for your East German style intelligence agency.

  42. I have the perfect cartoon for you by swschrad · · Score: 1

    latest by Patrick Chappelle on cagle.com... multi-medalled muckety-muck in uniform in front of an endless form of servers, telling some hapless geek at a console, "We have all the phone calls. You sort out the threats."

    that's what they need. plodders to wade through the muck.

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  43. We make front page news, maybe you noticed! by themushroom · · Score: 2

    "'There are activities that I've worked on that make, you know, front page headlines."

    Though not always in a positive light. Come join us and be part of the problem!
    Their employment ad slogan should be: We know you want to... we really do know this.

  44. "Good" might be a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the moment, they are more likely to get Actively Malevolent.

  45. not falling for basic social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woudl be a start but thats not very much to ask maybe hiring experienced players and not hiring subs would be another or just subcontract it to GCHQ who seem to be the ones doing the heavy lifting.

  46. And this geek responds... by Davorama · · Score: 1

    See figure one.

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  47. Sys Admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They realized they need all of those SysAdmins they fired months ago.

  48. Title Doesn't Lie by davydagger · · Score: 1

    At this point, you could say the same about any large gang, or mafia that gets caught.

    Making headlines in a downright terrible way is still making headlines.

  49. Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    m.imdb.com/title/tt0119217/quotes?qt=qt0408102

    Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot.
    Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break.
    Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well.
    But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.
    Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed.
    Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a
    shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot.
    Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass.
    And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price.
    And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little
    ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course,
    and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.
    So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
    And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
    So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better.
    I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the
    hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

  50. Current Slasdot Ad by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, I'm seeing the NSA recruiting advertisement here on /. at the moment.

    My only reason for not wanting to work for the NSA is their location. I'll take the thin, dry air of Colorado over the thick, humid stuff in northern Virginia, thank you very much.

    Cheers,
    Dave

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
    1. Re:Current Slasdot Ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Utah, Washington state, or Hawaii?

    2. Re:Current Slasdot Ad by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      Utah is nice (similar climate to Colorado) but the Mormons tend to be a little overbearing. I'm a wino and a coffee addict so there would be some issues with my habits. Washington could be OK but depends on where. I get depressed when we have a cloudy day here so Seattle and such doesn't work for me. Hawaii is nice but expensive. Not sure I could handle living on an island. I like long road trips just to go someplace and see it or just for the drive.

      Cheers,
      Dave

      --
      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
      Ben
  51. why not work for the NSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

  52. Hire a web developer. by will_die · · Score: 1

    Really, that job search area is bad. Right click does not work in places, the search sucks, and really popping up your own window so I can search.

  53. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lololololol

  54. Another fact-free pro-NSA astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you mean "open source intelligence"? Much of what the NSA is collecting is data that nearly everyone has an expectation of privacy over, i.e. that it is either restricted to whom they shared the data with or that the data is kept private with their provider/phone company/etc. In fact, in one of the most recent Snowden leaks, it has been revealed that the NSA has been spying on data travelling between the data centers of Google and Yahoo (meaning that they likely spliced into a fiber link somewhere, illegally). So I'm sorry but trying to color this as the gathering of open source information is total bullshit.

    I do believe that everyone spies on everyone else, but the NSA is certainly the most advanced and most funded intelligence agency with capabilities far beyond everyone else's. We're likely able to penetrate several orders of magnitude deeper than what our adversaries can do.

    Regarding the claims of the NSA helping to thwart attacks: recent claims made have been debunked (some examples given were actually thwarted entirely be police work and the intelligence gathered was not essential to that), other claims have not had any supporting evidence given, despite promises from the Obama administration that such information would be declassified and made public.

    1. Re:Another fact-free pro-NSA astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed their Israeli and Saudi friends orchestrated 9/11 so that NSA and the general military would continue to be the first one to put the snout into the trough. Thanks for confirmation.

  55. After the NSA - why not NASA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worked out great for Wernher von Braun...

    1. Re:After the NSA - why not NASA ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wernher? But I...

  56. Serious applicant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am a skilled analyst with social engineering skills. currently residing in russia, but willing to work remotely. previously have worked for contractors related to NSA work.

    1. Re:Serious applicant by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Dear applicant,

      We are pleased to receive your application and invite you to an interview at our U.S. headquarters. Please come as soon as possible.

      Sincerely,
      the NSA

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  57. NHTSA data by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    I thought the NHTSA data ultimately showed that the incidence of "run-away vehicles" was pretty much entirely mappable to the incidence of "old or confused person stomping on the wrong pedal", and that this incidence rate was in line with the average for all passenger cars?

    Okay, this prompted me to poke around again on the NHTSA page for Additional Information on Toyota Recalls and Investigations. Of particular note on the NHTSA-NASA Study of Unintended Acceleration in Toyota Vehicles page and the executive summary of the report linked from there:

    ...NASA did not find an electronic cause of large throttle openings that can result in UA [unintended acceleration] incidents. NHTSA did not find a vehicle-based cause of those incidents in addition to those causes already addressed by Toyota recalls.

    ...NHTSA's vehicle characterization analysis and testing supported NASA's review. NHTSA found no previously unknown defects in the test vehicles and determined that their braking systems were capable of overcoming all levels of acceleration, including wide open throttle.

    Those "other causes" appear to be primarily related to floor mats blocking free motion of the accelerator pedal. There was a recall related to this, to replace the driver's floor mat with a new mat cut differently to avoid the possibility of getting stuck under or behind the pedal. It sounds like Toyota were asshats about that, and they paid sizable fines for failing to tell the authorities about the problems. But a lot of the bad press about runaway cars turned out to be BS, such as these two incidents covered by CBS News.

    This is mostly a divergence from icebike's point about PR, which I think is mostly valid. I simply wanted to address what sounded a bit like misinformation about runaway cars. I happen to own a Prius, so I followed up on the stories and investigations in an effort to better understand my own risk.

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:NHTSA data by icebike · · Score: 1

      NHTSA did not find a vehicle-based cause of those incidents in addition to those causes already addressed by Toyota recalls.

      The problem is that the timeline gets muddied here, because this "Did not find vehicle based cause" announcement came out in February 8, 2011, WELL after other FORCED recall, it this study was just to see if ALL the causes previously mandated to be fixed were in fact fixed on all the vehicle in question. Its by no means the exoneration you suggest, simply a statement that Toyota did not have a new issue after cleaning up the old ones dating back to 2005.

      The first recall was announced on September 26, 2007, and was followed by a subsequent one on October 6, 2009. The October recall was expanded on January 29, 2010, to include additional vehicles. The third recall, involving sticking gas pedals, was announced on January 21, 2010.

      Toyota has been in denial mode since 2005, and has paid in excess of 48 million in fines for foot dragging in addition to being forced to stage 3 separate recalls..

      --
      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    2. Re:NHTSA data by oursland · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure that programming wasn't the source of the problem. There's been a lot of work to understand the ECU on the Camry and it is beginning to look like some severe bugs lurk within: http://www.viva64.com/en/a/0083/

    3. Re:NHTSA data by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

      Points taken. To clarify, I'm not arguing that Toyota is problem-free. And I'm not arguing that unintended acceleration doesn't happen. That said, I *am* doubtful of the (older) cases of runaway vehicles, especially when "NHTSA ... determined that [the vehicles'] braking systems were capable of overcoming all levels of acceleration, including wide open throttle.". That's really what I was reacting to in your post -- the mention of runaway vehicles and brake problems.

      My perspective was somewhat narrower than yours, and it occurs to me that this where we may have been missing each other. My car is a 2005 Prius, and I hadn't been aware of the more-recent problems with 2010 models. I'm happy to admit that I may have missed something, but everything I've read so far about the older cars describes possible problems with the Prius accelerator pedal and the steering rack, but not with the brakes. If you're aware of any reported brake problems with the 2005 Prius in particular, I'm very interested to hear it.

      Cheers,

      --
      "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
      "A four-foot prune."
    4. Re:NHTSA data by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

      Interesting, thank you. As I just replied to icebike above, my perspective is as an owner of a 2005 Prius. Have you run across anything similar for that particular car?

      Cheers,

      --
      "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
      "A four-foot prune."
    5. Re:NHTSA data by oursland · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'm only tangentially aware of this issue because this second analysis came out this last week and has been making the rounds.

  58. The North Korea Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, but North Korea!??
    There are versions of this defense for Taiwan, and of course that contested island west of Greenland where the tender Canadians really need some sigint help against the Danish Viking descendents.

  59. RE: The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

    I'm certain they have a wide variety of white collar criminals to choose from after all the U.S. tops the charts on percentage of population that are incarcerated.

  60. Re:I think a certain type of person could work the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many of the people complaining don't have the perspective of living with the Soviet Union and the US staring each other down for decades -- I barely remember it myself. But a lot of those same people post-9/11 basically said to their elected officials, "Don't ever let this happen again, no matter what it takes." I'm inclined to believe that a program like this is what it takes. Look how much damage two US residents did in Boston, and that wasn't even a large-scale or particularly well planned attack.

    Which is precisely the problem. We who have forgotten the history of the USSR and East Germany, two surveillance states that collapsed under the institutional paranoia and economic deadweight of their own security bureaucracies, have condemned ourselves to repeat it.

    For what it's worth (Cold War kid here), I'll make the tradeoffs as follows:

    1) If it saves a region from devastation or prevents the collapse of human civilization, surveil away.
    2) If it saves a city or prevents something that takes more than 1M lives, meh, OK, that might be worth giving up freedom. Because we sure as shit won't have freedom under martial law afterwards.
    3) If it saves us from 9/11: I'll take the billion dollars and month's worth of automobile accidents any day over the trillions we've wasted since.
    4) "Look at how much damage" Boston did? Dude, watch the six o'clock news every friggin' day. If that's the price of freedom, so be it. I'm not scared of terrorists. I'm scared shitless over people who can't do risk assessment.

    Everyone's entitled to make their own mental tradeoffs for themselves. Growing up with an armed and capable adversary that could (even if it didn't particularly want to) end civilization with the push of a button, and reading stories of my parents/grandparents wars (in which millions died and any individual battle cost thousands of lives) gave my tolerance for risk-of-death-at-the-hands-of-wartime-enemy vs risk-of-death-due-to-ones-own-totalitarian-government what it is.

    I'm not dissing "Kids these days...." -- if you grew up in the '90s, you grew up in an age in which "going to war" meant a few weeks of conflict and fewer than 300 US casuaties, (half of whom died from accidents or hardware malfunction vs. enemy fire!) If that's your idea of war, and if OKC or the Beirut Barracks Bombing was your idea of terrorism, I can't really blame you for saying "never again, even at the cost of our freedom" against 9/11. You just saw something that killed 10 times more Americans than Gulf War I, or any terrorist attack you saw in your lifetime. And it's easy to lose sight of what "our freedoms" mean when you don't have things like the USSR / Iron Curtain / rest of the Warsaw Pact for contrast them against.

    I suppose it's a little easier to appreciate our freedoms now that we're gone and we're living in a surveillance state whose capabilities exceed Stalin's wildest dreams. When those who have that power start to abuse it -- and even if it hasn't happened yet, history is pretty clear that it's a when, not an if, and it doesn't matter who -- it's too late.

  61. figure it out guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NSA is a *military* org. Run from the pentagon, part of the armed forces. It is mandated to spy on foreign nations. Our enemies for and our friends are fair game there. Any outside group that could militarily affect the U.S.A.

    But dragnetting civilian communications? No. Ignoring the constitution - ignoring the fact that we DO NOT ALLOW the States military forces to operate against it's people - in order to accept this spying as part of the NSA brief requires us to accept that the people of the U.S.A are potentially foreign allies who may consider an act of war against the United States.

    Bullshit.

    *We* are the United States.

    Or is it that the real U.S of A is actually a few thousand people working for the Government, and everybody else is actually, officially, and truly the enemy.

    This ****es me off, almost as much as the idea that our Police forces are somehow not Civilians anymore.

  62. When they legalize marijauna, I'll sign up by Heretic2 · · Score: 1

    For'reals...

  63. NAS/NSA definition by non-e-moose · · Score: 1

    Alternative definition of "NSA" == Network Storage Attachment

    1. Re:NAS/NSA definition by Nov8tr · · Score: 1

      How much does their "cloud services" cost?

      --
      I'm old, not dead. Well that's my 2 cents worth, your mileage may vary. I say what I think, not what you want to hear.
  64. Carter had it right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carter had the foresight to see how employing Bin Laden type characters could possibly backfire. The whole "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" bull shit ... what goes around comes around. We (citizens of the United States, and the world for that matter) have greatly suffered because of our elected officials only giving a damn about short term political and economic gains. I'll never understand all this Carter bashing. Seems to me he was one of the few to actually "get it."

  65. goodie-goodie-geek vs technically-superior-geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goodie-goodie geek

        good at looking like a geek
        good geek references from approved patriots
        good clean and healthy geek image
        good carreer oriented geek job history
        good social media corretness and contacts
        good christian church going and voulunteering history
        good at following technical direction
        needs expensive govt drugs to work more than 8 hours a day

    technically superior geek

        smelly unhealthy basement dwelling creature
        multiple social media imposter/prankster profiles
        been fired from many jobs
        can work multiple drug free 36 hour sessions with only a 2 hour nap inbetween
            (performance improvement obtained with cheap street drugs)
        codes - doesn't hack
        capable of original thinking
        mentally, physically and emotionally appears to be a heroin addict when
            removed from super-active multi-tasked online environment

    you've got to ask youself
        are you going to win with 100 80 IQ's
        or one 200 IQ

  66. I Have a Recruiting Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if the Federal Government would end its campaign of arresting and prosecuting geeks they would have an easier time getting geeks to work for them. Just a thought.

  67. And shilling on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like cold fjord & others.

  68. which side are they on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long time ago, I read a science fiction book: "The Cool War", by Frederick Pohl, about those spy-vs-spy scenarios. And two of the characters in the book, the Reddy brothers, just were basically cheap thugs for hire, their phone number in every intelligence agency's phonebook. I wondered then, if this would be how it really works. Whose side are the Reddy brothers on? "well, until next tuesday we're working for the Americans, but hide yourself until next month, because we'll probably get a contract from the Finns to take you out after wednesday. Have a nice day!".

    That must be even more difficult in countries like Afghanistan, where some war reporter said: "You can't bribe an Afghan leader. You can only lease him for a while."

  69. If you can see banner ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're not a good geek.

    Also why is Slashdot advertising NSA jobs as stories now?

  70. bunk shot into the trophy bunker by epine · · Score: 2

    An old joke nearly served. The NSA is not a place where God coddles his minions.

    It seems there was this priest who just loved to play golf, but he had been very busy for many months and had not been able to get away to go golfing. Well, one Sunday morning he woke up and felt he just HAD to go golfing. The weather was just beautiful.

    He called up the Bishop and claimed he had a really bad case of laryngitis and couldn't preach, so the Bishop told him to rest for several days. He then got out his clubs and headed off for the golf course.

    He set up at the first hole, making sure no one was there to see him playing hooky, and blasted the ball with his wood. It was a beautiful shot! It went straight and true. It bounced, and bounced (right up onto the green) and rolled its way closer... and closer... a hole-in-one! The priest jumped up and down in his excitement, praising the Lord and shouting hallelujahs!

    He struts off to the green, collects his ball, and tees off at the second hole, repeating his performance on the first hole, much to his astounded delight. All this time St. Peter and God have been watching him from the gates of heaven. St. Peter has finally seen enough to pique his curiosity. "Lord," he says, "this priest seems to be a real trouble maker. He ignored his congregation and even lied to go golfing. Now you reward him with a hole-in-one! Why?"

    "Well, think about it for half a second, you sanctimonious prat. Who can he tell?"

  71. Work for the NSA?? by Nov8tr · · Score: 1

    Uh they don't have enough money to hire me. Wait. With the state of the economy they might literally not have enough money to hire me. And with all the fire that they are coming under worldwide for their more then underhanded tactics, not much job security there. Nevermind.

    --
    I'm old, not dead. Well that's my 2 cents worth, your mileage may vary. I say what I think, not what you want to hear.
  72. Re:i wonder...a by helobugz · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately they tend not to be able to hire "the brightest and best" because those folks tend not to always be on the up and up for the requisite 100% of the time... A little moral ambiguity or tarnished classified file => no bueno.

    Is it not messed up that two marines can now go blow each other but can't puff a joint? Even in the states that have declared it "not illegal"... wtf have we come to.

  73. Re:I think a certain type of person could work the by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    Agreed that conflicts have far fewer casualties than the WW 2 and even the Vietnam era. There's light years of difference between losing 1,000 men taking over a square mile of battlefield and pushing a button to wipe out your enemy from remote. In fact, the likelihood that we will never need to use the draft again will probably make interventions more palatable in the future, unfortunately. There's a huge difference in public opinion between a volunteer army which most see as a jobs program for the poor and forced conscription that may mean you or your offspring not coming back home.

    I also agree that terrorism isn't anything compared to the huge armed conflicts of the past, or even small scale stuff in the grand scheme of things. I wasn't one of the people I mentioned who wanted to prevent another 9/11 no matter what. But, there were plenty of other people who did.

    I'm not quite sure I agree with you and many others who feel the government is going to swoop in and become the Stasi or KGB. First, the US population is too fractured as it is -- there would be no way for anyone to agree on one particular platform to rally around. Anti-religion people hate the religious people. Liberals hate conservatives. Budget hawks hate progressives. Gun nuts hate non-gun nuts. Good luck getting anyone to agree on anything. Second, the government itself has too many internal issues to make anything like that happen. The only reason there was any cooperation on defense in the past was because there was, as you say, a well-armed and capable adversary that was at least making noises about our destruction. Even then, there was still a huge debate about the policy of containment, especially since Korea and Vietnam were such total wastes of life and money for, arguably, no gain.

    I'm not trying to generalize or rip down your view of things, but all the arguments I've seen about this have boiled down to "OMG, the evil government is out to get me personally, lock me up and take away my guns. It's like the Soviet Union all over again!" People give away so much more data to Facebook, Google, Apple, other big retailers and the various payment processing companies -- why aren't they paranoid about that? I'd be a lot more worried about Google and other private companies abusing their power. Not in a "send you off for re-education" sense, but in a forcing you to give them increasing amounts of money for essential services sense. There's a lot of this "defending my homestead" mentality that just makes people sound like they live on a 20-acre compound in the mountains with barbed wire fence and a private security force 24/7 just in case the government decides to try something. It just doesn't make sense in this modern era.

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