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  1. cattle are made from tasty beef. on Scientists Advocate Replacing Cattle With Insects · · Score: 1

    bugs are made from disgusting bug. no thanks.

    in other news, scientists from the Netherlands are made from soylent green... .

  2. lots of news stories of winnings denied, too on Man Arrested For Exploiting Error In Slot Machines · · Score: 1

    "oh, geez, I'm sorry, but the back-room monitor says the payout is disallowed, the machine is wrong. please come with us and we'll count the money we need back."

    happens often enough. there is a reason the casinos are palaces and the players live in single-wides.

  3. new edition of Mein Kampf coming out, too on The Continued Censorship of Huckleberry Finn · · Score: 1

    with the word Klingons scattered all over it. near as I can figure out from an early look, it's all about getting The Master Watch (tm). ghostwriter, the "with" part, is Jagermeister. not worth buying.

  4. TSA has had them for at least 4 years. on Radiation Detection Goes Digital · · Score: 1

    about the size of a pager or a basic clamshell phone, and they can distinguish between different isotopes. I know, I got pulled over and scanned (undisclosed period) after a radiation cardiac stress test.

  5. spycam? on Does Windows Phone 7 Have a Data Transmission Bug? · · Score: 1

    scam in any event. MY data is supposed to be free. YOURS should pay me back.

  6. already I must apologize on What Can a Lawyer Do For Open Source? · · Score: 1

    must apologize to both alleycats and Hell for the associations above.

  7. I got an idea for your lawyer friend on What Can a Lawyer Do For Open Source? · · Score: 1

    sic Ellison of Oracle and Darl McBride of Hell on each other.

    open source, and mankind, can only benefit with those two alleycats tied tail to tail and tossed over a high-tension power line, to shred each other.

  8. any telco has single points of failure on Skype Outage Hits Users Worldwide · · Score: 1

    they are just more redundant.

    assume Skype as a VoIP has multiple VoIP switches, which you really can't... some of the really big outfits used to run VoIP on a single switch for the whole nation. and if there's only a single switch, it's a single point of failure.

    all the calls have to integrate into the mainstream telcos to interconnect at trunking points. if you have one, bingo. if you have multiple ones, and they run on the same physical backbone, bingo.

    in order to make the interconnections to any other telco carrier, you have to have a signalling channel using SS7 protocol for billing, accounting, and charge-back stuff. the SS7 server goes down, bingo. the signalling channel goes down, bingo. and just because you are using a multiply-double-redundant system like a Stratus for SS7, be advised once in a rare while, a hardware failure can drop the whole box. a software glitch can drop the processes. I've had 'em under my wing, I know.

    multiple single points of failure. if you're running something as cheaply as possible in a trial or in production, you also have less support folks and maybe don't have 24/7/365 vendor support. yet more SPOFs.

    just because there's IP in there someplace, doesn't mean it's bulletproof.

  9. launch codes for 12-17-10: on NSA Considers Its Networks Compromised · · Score: 1

    2,6,11,24,42, and the booster-charge ball is 23. remember, never gamble more than you can lose.

  10. and that stupid people AVOID news on Survey Shows That Fox News Makes You Less Informed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a large part of the Faux News audience is folks who think they know it all already, and are only seeking reassurance of their obvious superiority.

    they won't be angered by this, because they are only good for words of one or two syllables. just nod at the rest.

  11. nice works. on Single Software Licence Shared 774,651 Times · · Score: 2

    you know, like the old days, when code was in magazines, and you could use it free. you could patch it or turn it around yourself, and learn something useful reading the stuff you didn't want to type in.

    and the Avast folks have a list of the files in Windows handy, so they don't have rogue updates that brick your system by quarantining core files.

    try it, you just might buy it. I did for my last surviving XP machine.

  12. count on it on FedEx Misplaces Radioactive Rods · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had a nuclear scan scheduled for a week after the 9/11 attack. I suddenly started getting one or two calls a day from the medical center... it's off, it might be a week out, it might be two weeks out, we don't know... hey, come in your scheduled time, we just got a trickle of material, and we can do 8 or 9 tests.

    the issue is, of course, the planes weren't flying. the special courier services weren't allowed to operate. the FedEx and UPS planes weren't allowed to operate. it's too far to drive the material. they finally found two containers of material at a distributor ten miles away that was to go out of activity tolerance in a day and a half.

    a shipping container for, let's say for the sake of not spilling the beans, under a dozen doses, has three layers of radioactive protection. there are two layers of spillproof/shatterproof for both the short-lived nucleotide and the source that creates it from another short-lived nucleotide.

    so, just as drunken truck drivers can move classified "special weaponry" across the country routinely, as we read earlier this week, certain amounts of radiostuff packed to standard X can be shipped per courier flight. not enough to wipe out a city, a little more than you are allowed without a higher-tier inspection system.

    but do be advised it's not good stuff to keep around as a curiousity.

  13. ... but now you've got a COYOTE problem on Chicago Using Coyotes To Fight Rodents · · Score: 1

    time to bring in road runners and ACME catalogs

  14. Facebook is officially the place to "get 'faced" on Facebook To Own the Word "Face" · · Score: 1

    "dude, I was so 'faced last night. like I even posted about my boss."

  15. the smallest font is in legal disclosures on The World's Smallest Legible Font · · Score: 1

    like credit card terms

  16. prior art exists (tm) on Microsoft Patents Foot Computing · · Score: 1

    examples: stomp boxes for guitar players, foot pedals for sewing machines, which were copied after foot pedals for Movieola film editor viewers, foot pedals for Ironrite ironing drum machines, accelerator pedals, on and on.

    oh, and if my hands are busy, I pet the cat with my foot.

  17. Your Free Financial Analysis: on AOL, Yahoo Mulling Merger · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you burn the money instead, it keeps you warm. if you buy Yahoo, you gain nothing.

  18. "Oracle" is Greek for "Shylock bastards" on HP CEO Goes On the Lam As Oracle Hunts Him Down · · Score: 1

    and Ellison really needs to get back on his meds.

  19. I've been calling 'em NetFux for a long time on Will Netflix Destroy the Internet? · · Score: 1

    bad enough their stupid flash ads required spanning disks to stream. bad enough that nothing else would load on the page because their stupid flash ad had another five minutes to run at 2 mbps bandwidth.

  20. sure you can. on US Objects To the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    declare the kilogram to be the equivalent of N number of electron volts, when converted to mass. ... and the crowd goes wild...

  21. add special private plants to the mix on Hiding Backdoors In Hardware · · Score: 2, Informative

    there are also a very limited number of secured chip fabs in the US, plants in which security is so well controlled that they are licensed to produce sensitive silicon for the government. IBM's fab in North Burlington is known to be one of them. you used to find all sorts of custom logic with IBM on the top in things like ethernet cards and video chipsets and the like. no more. no capacity.

  22. but can it surf "free Tibet?" on China Makes World's Fastest Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    I'll bet it can't!

  23. hell, they already have it. all admins do. on Most Americans Support an Internet Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    assign traffic from evildomain.net to a dead port. if you have fast enough routers, you can even do it based on the target addresses, not the source.

    FUD factor RED, fold your aluminum caps now.

  24. "Officer, here's the illegal porn. They start... on Australian Visitors Must Declare Illegal Porn To Customs Officers · · Score: 1

    in the bus, groping and clawing at each other. The driver pulls down his shade. A little old lady leans in for a better look... ."

  25. hey, fork it, folks. on Oracle's Newest Move To Undermine Android · · Score: 1

    really quite simple. fork Java and support the open calls. if Oracle and big business wants to ignore the open Java, then their sites don't work. they'll come around or lose to somebody else's bizwebbiething.

    fork it to fork him.