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The Continued Censorship of Huckleberry Finn

eldavojohn writes "Over a hundred years after the death of its author, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn will be released in a censored format, removing two derogatory racial slurs: 'injun' and 'nigger.' The latter appears some 219 times in the original novel but both will be replaced by the word 'slave.' An Alabama publisher named NewSouth Books will be editing and censoring the book so that schools and parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America. The Forbes Blog speculates that e-readers could provide us this service automatically. Salon admirably provides point versus counterpoint while the internet at large is in an uproar over this seemingly large acceptance of censorship as necessary even on books a hundred years old. The legendary Samuel Langhorne Clemens himself once wrote, 'the difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter,' and now his own writing shall test the truth in that today."

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  1. I have a much more ambitious vision by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history. After all, if it never happened, no one can be pissed off about it--and we can all get along fine. No more racial resentment, no more ethnic conflicts, no more religious wars. We get along, we always got along, end of story. Israel and Palestine always co-existed in peace beside each other. Europeans, Africans, and Asians discovered the New world together and have lived here peacefully together ever since. Every religion is the religion of peace and always has been. "Genocide" is just an abstract concept used by fiction writers, not something that has ever happened in the real world.

    Laugh if you want, but wouldn't that make for a much better world? Why focus on the pain and resentment when we can reinvent ourselves as something much better?

    Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion. After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves. And, quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

    I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by bchickens · · Score: 2

      LOL. This censorship thing is getting way out of hand.

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      ~Bchickens
    2. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      And also doomed to repeat it all?

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      My work here is dung.
    3. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Laugh if you want, but wouldn't that make for a much better world?"

      Yes, it only needs an old man in the sky to make the delusion perfect.

    4. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by TheL0ser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your lack of discomfort makes me uncomfortable.

    5. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      No, we would not be better off for it, at least in my opinion. Just ignoring our history of atrocities, dealing with traumata by choosing to forget will not make for a healthy society, but rather for a deeply repressed one. There is no easier way than looking at our past, recognizing the shit we did as such and extending our hands towards each other in spite of it.

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      Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
    6. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Jaysyn · · Score: 2

      Sounds a bit like Huxley's Brave New World minus the genetic tampering.

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    7. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by magsol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wholeheartedly disagree. I think such mistakes are opportunities for self-improvement, without which we might never make spontaneous advancements, be they anthropological, scientific, philosophical, or otherwise. Pain and suffering are intrinsic to our existence here, so while eliminating them entirely might seem on one hand like a nice pie-in-the-sky goal, I believe it completely misses the point. To try and ignore something that is perpetually interwoven into the fabric of our existence is to discount a huge opportunity for growth, and I think that would be doing a great disservice to the human race.

      It's this discomfort and pain that strips away all the bureaucratic bullshit, all the superficial nonsense, and forces people to be who they really are. Whether they sink or swim is entirely up to them, and I think it's necessary for everyone to experience, if only from a perspective of self-discovery (but also for everyone else's benefit). I realize this is all sort of hand-wavy philosophical, but I think it's born out in concrete fashion every day.

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      "I'd just like to emphasise that taking a million years isn't a metaphor here..." -Rich Bradshaw
    8. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but if we're going to do that, let's at least re-write history to where we resolved conflicts in a responsible and respectful manner rather than throwing tantrums on the world stage. Conflict will always exist, and if there's no history of resolving it appropriately, then there will be no model for future generations to look to, which is probably worse than learning all the things that didn't work (i.e., true history).

      (Cue the Ted Stevens tantrum "No!" response in 3... 2... 1...)

    9. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are really saying is that we need some sort of Ministry of Truth and we can all live happily in an Orwellian dystopia!

      WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    10. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's great, murders and rapes and crimes against humanity can just be ignored: they didn't happen, it never happened.

      And no one needs to take responsibility for the consequences of their actions, we'll just sweep it all under the rug.

      Of course I'm being sarcastic, such a philosophy would allow the world to become even more evil than it is now. Already we have bankers and mega-corporations financing both sides of war, and enslaving and maiming and murdering to line their pockets and increase their power.

    11. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history. After all, if it never happened, no one can be pissed off about it--and we can all get along fine. No more racial resentment, no more ethnic conflicts, no more religious wars. We get along, we always got along, end of story. Israel and Palestine always co-existed in peace beside each other. Europeans, Africans, and Asians discovered the New world together and have lived here peacefully together ever since. Every religion is the religion of peace and always has been. "Genocide" is just an abstract concept used by fiction writers, not something that has ever happened in the real world.

      Laugh if you want, but wouldn't that make for a much better world? Why focus on the pain and resentment when we can reinvent ourselves as something much better?

      Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion. After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves. And, quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      Because to forget our history will lead it to repeat itself, human nature will ensure it.

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      I reject your reality and substitute my own.
    12. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      I for one look forward to the creation of this "Demolition Man" world where old people must swear in a public bathroom to get citations in lieu of toilet paper
      (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWcEGDXOUg)
      and nursery songs are the only songs allowed on the radio.

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      Obama's legacy: (N)othing (S)ecure (A)nywhere and (T)error (S)imulation (A)dministration
    13. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you are a blue pill person.
      I am a red pill person. A lie is a lie. I prefer the truth even when it makes me miserable. There's no use in building your life on a lie.

    14. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And also doomed to repeat it all?

      Well, that's the classic argument. But I would contend the opposite. Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again, after all. Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable. I think we would be a lot better off with "But we've never done this, we've always been better than that!" than with "We'll, here we go yet again."

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    15. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, self delusion is what brings us religion.

      Self improvement for me came when I accepted that I needed to improve. Before, I always thought that I was a good person and didn't need to try harder. Coincidentally my realisation of a need for self improvement also coincided with me losing my religion.

      I chose to accept truth and pain over just pretending that I was being watched over by some all powerful being. There is something to be said for being happy, but I can't bring myself to sacrifice truth for happiness, otherwise I'd probably still be religious.

      You also appear to have not noticed the basic element of human nature that causes us to split into groups and have an "us vs them" mentality, which means that there will be vehement disagreements and wars between groups of people in the future anyway, no matter what people believe happened in the past. The best way to reduce this kind of thing is from learning and communication, not ignorance. Even things like having sports teams to love and hate instead of making a big deal of nationality are good things I suppose. They keep the dumb people distracted with shiny things so they have less time to hate other kinds of "different".

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      which is totally what she said
    16. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Aside from the impossibility of it, anything not the truth is bullshit, so you are proposing a world constructed of bullshit.

      And people will just invent new horrors and hates and hates.

      Why focus on the pain and resentment when we can reinvent ourselves as something much better?

      *shrug* Intelligent people can do that now. People of many different backgrounds can and do get along outside of corporate stock photography. It's the idiots who carry on ancestral hate. They'd just find other reasons to hate.

      Make for a good novel or movie, though. I'm curious how you get 7 billion people to agree to hide the truth from every human born from this moment onward. It's an interesting puzzle.

      Didn't humanity in Brin's Uplift series have to sanitize a lot of human history (for example, mistreatment of lower species) before the aliens arrived to take a look?

      James P. Hogan had a book where a seed ship sent to colonize another world sent no living humans. Embryos were generated and raised by machines. You'd almost have to go to that length to hide the past from a generation of humans. You just put whatever history you want into the ship's computers.

    17. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to offer a humourous counterpoint, however I have been blessed with infallible morality. So, I'm instead going to agree with you and suggest we erradicate 3rd world poverty by eradicating the human population in the 3rd world. Millions saved from poverty and afterall, we can do no wrong!

    18. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by bareman · · Score: 1

      "I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history."

      Then your utopia is to be dead. All persons present potential for pain or conflict, even yourself.

      "a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion"

      What's the evidence that delusion is the cause of someone improving their life? Some folks have improved their lives in spite of their delusions, but it was likely a resolution to improve that did it for them.

    19. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Imagix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

    20. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid I wished very hard that I would have the newest video games. Guess what? Just wishing for something doesn't make it true, in fact it makes things worse because you're not actually out doing anything about it.

    21. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      Were the characters in the book slaves, or is that just the new politically correct term for African American and Native American? How about excising the icky bits from our past by calling everywhere and everyone someplace and someone instead of Africa or America or Lawyer, Butcher, etc... That'd be oh so easy to understand what the past is, ay? Convincing ourselves that the past wasn't something that it was is called delusion, not reality or health. Words spoken in the past cannot be removed even with a time machine any more than smacking someone in the nose doesn't hurt if you say you're sorry.

    22. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves. And, quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      The problem is that there are also a lot of people who start by telling themselves "I am a good person. I am doing the best I can" - all the while slugging back some McD's and tossing that non-biodegradable cup out the window into a grassy field. Or "I am such a good person. I'm better than those filthy n*gger thieves". Not trolling - there are people who believe that stuff. Believing in self-delusion often leads to arrogance.

      In order to be a better person you need to have some reference to be better of. Forgetting genocide, racism, sexism, rapings, killings, wars, etc - tossing all that aside just leaves it open to happen again. Without knowing it happened, and the consequences associated with it, there is no reason it won't just continue. This is like history 101, those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it.

      Honestly they need to put it back in there. Who is being offended by this word? African Americans? Let me put it this way: By leaving it in there you help propogate the story of how your people were treated during those times. How will our children know the N word offends you if we don't give the N word it's proper context?

    23. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mlingojones · · Score: 1

      Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion

      We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

    24. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It sounds counter-intuitive, I know. But think of all the resentment, hatred, and anger that result from that knowledge. How many Irishmen can fire off a litany of injustices that the English have visited on them? How many Palestinians, Israelis, Tutsi, Armenians, etc.--whose wars go on, and on, and on because of resentments that never die, never get forgotten? Think of all that we could gain in exchange for a little ignorance, a little self-delusion.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    25. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      no, no, you got it all wrong.
      you just gotta kill the bullies while in kindergarden, so they don't make up new nasty words.

      (just in case: I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS.)

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    26. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 0

      Now, now. We could also edit the existence of religion out of history. That would be interesting. I'd love to set up an isolated control group (composed of orphan babies and robot nannies), give them a fabricated history of humanity and see if religion spontaneously redevelops.

      Yeah, it's a good thing I'm not a billionaire. There's an evil scientist within me just waiting to be unleashed. :-)

      There's a supervillain there, too. Once the experiment is done, I make the colony my minions by introducing myself as their god. :-D

    27. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK - I'm going to assume the parent isn't being sarcastic for a moment.

      No in a word.

      This book, along with many of it's kind, are a reminder of the way things used to be, a historical record of a kind. There will always be racial hatred - or just generally hatred of anyone who is different in some way. If you want people to see how bad it was - and where you need to go next to improve things, reading unedited versions of books like this are the right thing to do

      Self delusion only brings depression, or at the very least every else thinking you're a bit of a dick for making out that you're a better person than you actually are.

    28. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by bat21 · · Score: 1

      Fahrenheit 451

    29. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if you are joking or this is a disturbing example of education and life experience - Perhaps you have heard - Those who cannot remember the past (accurately) are condemned to repeat it.

      > After all, if it never happened, no one can be pissed off about it

    30. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by kheldan · · Score: 1

      "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana

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    31. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why the knee-jerk reaction? Where did it say that you would never again be able to get the original version? Who is forcing you to read the censored version instead?

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      Nah. You're trolling.

    32. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I want some of whatever it is you've been smoking. It must be some incredibly good shit.

    33. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Old97 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "Knowing" history as a set of facts and "understanding" it as insights into humankind and cause and effect are two very different things. Most people "know" some history and "understand" very little if any of it. That's partly a symptom of the problem of how history is taught in primary, secondary schools and the under-class levels in Universities.

      As to Twain and Huckleberry Finn - Twain took great pains to accurately capture the dialect and idioms of the characters he wrote about. He took such pains because he thought it was essential to the story he was telling. What's next? Are they going to correct all the grammar and have Huck speak the Queen's English?

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    34. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      All right, here's a serious answer. No, we wouldn't be better off. Excising history would not excise social injustice from the present, it would only rob us of the perspective necessary to recognize and redress it.

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    35. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Altus · · Score: 1

      thats what we call step 2

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    36. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Spy+Handler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow you were serious? I thought your original post was a satire.

      I'll bet you're one of those people who would love to have a Thought Police, if or when the technology ever arrives that can read thoughts. Then all non-politically correct thoughts can be purged from everyone's minds!

      (they're already extracting crude images from a dreaming person's brain so this is not as farfeteched as it sounds)

    37. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And also doomed to repeat it all?

      Well, that's the classic argument. But I would contend the opposite. Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again, after all. Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable. I think we would be a lot better off with "But we've never done this, we've always been better than that!" than with "We'll, here we go yet again."

      The problem is, "the very *concept* of X being simply inconceivable" is just an invitation for someone to conceive of it. I mean, back in the 60s, the very concept of a large-scale worldwide network of computers available for shopping, porn, chat, porn, problem-solving, porn, data collection, and porn was inconceivable, right?

      Of course, if you assume some sort of mental conditioning to force it to be inconceivable, then you open up a whole host of new problems regardless. And I'm going to stop this post before derivations of "conceivable" stop looking like real words to me. :-)

    38. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history.

      [...]

      quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

      No. We would not. From Swear To Tell The Truth:

      "Are there any niggers here tonight? Could you turn on the house lights, please, and could the waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just for a second? And turn off this spot. (Now what did he say?) ("Are there any niggers here tonight?") I know there's one nigger, because I see him back there working. Let's see, there's two niggers. And between those two niggers sits a kyke. And there's another kyke-- that's two kykes and three niggers. And there's a spic. Right? Hmm? There's another spic. Ooh, there's a wop; there's a polack; and, oh, a couple of greaseballs. And there's three lace-curtain Irish micks. And there's one, hip, thick, hunky, funky, boogie. Boogie boogie. Mm-hmm. I got three kykes here, do I hear five kykes? I got five kykes, do I hear six spics, I got six spics, do I hear seven niggers? I got seven niggers. Sold American. I pass with seven niggers, six spics, five micks, four kykes, three guineas, and one wop.

      Well, I was just trying to make a point, and that is that it's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. Dig: if President Kennedy would just go on television, and say, "I would like to introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," and if he'd just say "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" to every nigger he saw, "boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie," "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" 'til nigger didn't mean anything anymore, then you could never make some six-year-old black kid cry because somebody called him a nigger at school."

      - Lenny Bruce, Lenny Bruce, and yes, the emphasis is in the original.

      Any educrat can tell you what's on the curriculum, but it takes a comedian to tell you the truth.

    39. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by spitzak · · Score: 1

      If you are being serious, I think the basic problem is that without the knowledge of it having happened and how bad it was, it will be MORE likely that all that unpleasantness will be repeated. The real thing is probably worse than the memory of it.

    40. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2

      Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable.

      You can't make a concept inconceivable. That's like the definition of it. By taking off the word Genocide from the idea of purging a race from existance doesn't change the fact that there are some people, in power today, who are still exercising the idea that they can just purge people they don't like.

      Saying "We've been better than that" is just being naive and will only lead to being abused by something you couldn't see coming because you didn't know the warning signs.

    41. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Luv that last line. It takes a comment that is in fact at risk of being mismodded and sends the mods into a tailspin of doubt.

      Let's call this the Utopia Problem. For study material, try Pleasantville the movie.

      Taking you completely seriously, the problem lies in your ultra emphasis on *everything*. At level 1 you get problems at the formal logic level wrapped up in Gordian knots of whether the concepts & objects were previously known and then excised, so that the removal creates severe resentment. Or any psychological quirk makes *one* person unhappy, and then Set___OfPeople no longer gets along. Etc.

      Level 2 is if you sorta hardwired people to just BeHappy, it leads to KleinBottle grade concept distortions to rational thought when one one answer of a binary choice is "allowed". It would be like trying to run a computer without Zeroes.

      Rephrasing your comment, the best you could hope for would be "everything that causes non-accidental homicide would be banned including crimes of passion." We might all end up clones of Ben Stein's characters, but we wouldn't have any more murder.

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    42. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Sounds doubleplusgood to me!

      Seriously, it's a great idea, except for the part where we all have to agree on what the "good" view of history is: Did England just gracefully give America it's independence, for instance? The North and South settled their differences over a nice cup of coffee and a game of checkers?

    43. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I see where you are coming from with this idea - and if there were a quick, efficient mind-wipe giving the results you want, I would seriously consider it. But how long would it take for the old resentments to get replaced by new ones? We seem to have an unfortunate tendency to think in tribal terms, and I don't think a "reboot" would fix this. Wouldn't we have to repeat the mind-wipe yearly, if not monthly?

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    44. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by cptdondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. Read the outright racist newspaper accounts of WWII. What you're suggesting would require expunging the vast majority of human history.

      We can start by removing "offensive" words, but where do we stop? "nigger" is offensive to some, "jap" to others, "squaw" to still others.

      But it's not just words that are hurtful. We need to expunge all history of violence and pain. How about accounts of the thousands of dead bodies in Pearl Harbor, floating so thick the survivors could walk on them? How about Mogadishu? Hutu-Tutsi genocide?

      The human race is the most successful predator to walk the face of the earth in 4 billion years. You can't expunge violence and pain; it is our nature. We need to deal with the fact that we are a vicious, violent species, and we need to evolve beyond that level to survive.

      The fact that it makes some of us uncomfortable is proof that at least a few of us are rising above our violent nature, and that maybe there is hope for us yet.

    45. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Isn't this precisely what we learned in Nineteen Eighty Four, that you just simply rewrite history, and the new version is simply The Truth®? Of course, who ever is given the responsibility of rewriting history has all the power, and of course, it will be the government or The Party. Imagine that: "Freedom of speech? We've never had that, that would be too dangerous." and don't even think about Rights during the two minute Hate, else the Thought Police will come a knocking on your door.

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    46. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by ronbo142 · · Score: 1

      These actions completely change the meanings of these works. The words chosen were done so for a reason. This is an example of ignorance in modern society to give our children the common respect that he or she would be able to identify that Mr. Twain's goal was to demonstrate that slavery and racism was an ignorant action by the common masses and that to move to a higher level of social order and respect society of the day needed to face those issues. I surly understood those concepts when I was a young person reading these books in Jr-High and then High School. Just wrong, as a parent I would DEMAND that my child not read these edited versions which change the underlying meanings and lessons.

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    47. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Jim was a slave. If I remember correctly, Injun Joe was a criminal. I haven't read the books in years.

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      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    48. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If you haven’t seen it: what you are describing is Equilibrium.

      Only in a world entirely without emotion could we both forget past offenses and prevent new ones from occurring.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    49. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion. After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person.

      Actually, the first step in improving yourself is admitting that you are not a particularly good or worthwhile person and then trying to change that fact.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    50. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by ideonexus · · Score: 1

      What a great idea. Then, when African American children wonder why people like themselves who have dark skin are statistically much more likely to live in poor communities, much less likely to go to college, and much more likely to end up in prison, instead of explaining that tiresome old tale about 200 years of slavery, separate but equal, and racism, we can just say, "It's a matter of personal responsibility! Sink or swim!" and go to bed with a clean conscious.

      Your suggestion is straight out of 1984.

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    51. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by gafisher · · Score: 1

      Without a past we can have no future. If I begin with the premise that "I am a good person" then not only will I have little incentive to say "I can do better" but in fact I won't have any idea what "better" really means. Conversely, if I can look back on my own or our collective past I may shudder in horror and say "I want to be as far from that as I can get."

    52. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Self improvement for me came when I accepted that I needed to improve. Before, I always thought that I was a good person and didn't need to try harder. Coincidentally my realisation of a need for self improvement also coincided with me losing my religion.

      It is a shame that the religion that you lost wasn't Christianity, since one of the fundamental teachings of Christianity is that no one is a good person.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    53. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it is rather more like Orwells Nineteeneigthyfour, where the profession of the principal character is altering history: "We have always/never been in war with Eurasia."

      If you can look through the bad costumes, decors and the noncredible acting of the main character (John), the BBC's adaptation of Brave New World is very good - it just needed a bigger budget.

    54. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by hrimhari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not even the problem. Check the percentage of people that actually know anything of what we're supposed to learn about History in school. Go ask questions like how did the I and II World War started, who was Benjamin Franklin, Stalin, Cristopher Columbus...

      It's not that "knowing" didn't help. Most people didn't even got that far.

      Here's what comes out from erasing or modifying the "bad" part of History:

      - Instead of just a small percentage of people knowing it (voluntarily or not), nobody would.
      - Who decides what to erase? Hitler, Stalin or the Pope? Or everybody?
      - How will we know how one thing led to another?

      This kind of History elrous0 proposes sounds like a new kind of Bible to me.

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      http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
    55. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2

      Even things like having sports teams to love and hate instead of making a big deal of nationality are good things I suppose. They keep the dumb people distracted with shiny things so they have less time to hate other kinds of "different".

      That reminded me of something I saw on Television the other day. At the bar, watching the Canada vs Russia World Juniors Hockey Game (being a somewhat nationalistic Canadian its pretty much manditory to watch the big hockey games).

      Some Canadian Fan held up a sign they made that said something along the lines of "Canada vs Russia Ice Hockey: The original Cold War!" which got a small chuckle out of me.

      And then I thought about it for a little while. I think it's great that the international community has these kinds of sporting events, because as you said, it allows us to vent our frustrations on a meaningless game (from a political perspective) - instead of taking it out on our foreign relations. It's gotten to such a point, where Canada and Russia might have been rivals during the actual Cold War, but now we all can kind of poke fun at the whole thing.

      I think Elrous might have been trying to insight the idea that perhaps Canada and Russia or Canada and the US would have better relations if they just forgot the Cold War had happened, or something along those lines. While it might sound novel at first I think he's missing the underlying foundation of the history lessons learned. Think about that little red phone in the Oval Office, that goes straight to Moscow. Would that be around if it weren't for the Cold War, and would it have any relevance if we just forgot it happened? Isn't that phone a sign that learning from history helps improve relations around the world moreso than forgetting they happened?

    56. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll bet you're one of those people who would love to have a Thought Police, if or when the technology ever arrives that can read thoughts. Then all non-politically correct thoughts can be purged from everyone's minds!

      And you are one of those people that hate having a conversation, right? Or are you one of those people who felt that if people should fly, they would all have wings and there was no point in discussing anything different.

      elrous0 was starting a discussion and opened it playing the devils advocate (or he really feels this may possibly be a good idea.) It is useful and interesting to discuss and reason things out.

    57. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ask us to exchange honest forgiveness and humility for ignorance? Yes, I see a problem. The difference lies in the motivation, and what your true goal is for society and the human race at large.

      I do not want to focus on pain, or resentment, but I do not want ignorance to be the motivation behind peace and happiness, nor fear, nor pride, nor any other corruption.

      Better is the man who is good without the fear of punishment. Better still is the man who is good in the face of punishment. It is the motivation that matters, the action, though seemingly important, is far less the measure of a person's true worth than the motivations behind those actions.

      If you want a good world without good people, then by all means, ignorance truly is bliss. But I desire a good world full of good people, who can rise above their differences by choice, not through misinformation.

      To be cliche, the destination is nowhere near as important as is the journey.

    58. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Ignorance really is bliss, isn't it, and you're just the shiniest example of that, aren't you, good sir? Actually, you are a troll, aren't you? Nobody could be this completely wrong yet make it sound so completely sane and reasonable, could they? The world you would wish to create would be a classical house of cards, built to the stature of the tallest skyscrapers, and when the first little breeze came up and brought it crashing to the ground, the human race would be crushed beneath it. On second thought, perhaps you're running from your own past? Seriously: What horrible things have you done that you want to forget so badly, that you'd remake the entire world into your twisted mix of Pleasantville and The Stepford Wives ? For that matter, how many Nazi war criminals, ex-dictators, and common criminals have sought to 're-invent' themselves by rewriting their entire life's history?
      My advice to you: Keep taking your meds, don't miss any appointments to see your therapist, or parole officer, or both, and please don't get anyone pregnant.

      --
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    59. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      Your wish for a world full of complacency causes me discomfort.

      Will you excise yourself from my perfect world?

      --
      In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
      A stately pleasure dome decree
    60. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      think of all the resentment, hatred, and anger that result from that knowledge

      If you erased it, we’d just find something new to get upset about... and we wouldn’t know from experience to count to ten.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    61. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.

    62. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      You sound well-intentioned. But have you considered that most of the hatred is passed by word of mouth, father to son, demagogue to people?

      How would you change those people's minds? How would you stop child labor and today's slavery?

      The problems won't disappear just because their equivalents from the past no longer exist in our text books. In fact, the few people that can actually rationalize and extrapolate History events to what happens today would no longer have any basis to do so.

      --
      http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
    63. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by powelly · · Score: 1

      "We've always been at war with Eastasia"

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    64. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mangu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable.

      You keep using that word but I don't think it means what you think.

    65. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it." We know good, only because there is evil; we know peace only because there is strife. We can settle our current race issues without denial of facts. There is a denial movement in Germany about what happened during World War II and I think that is horrific. I want people to see the disturbing photos of the ovens, photos of the starved survivors the camps, the videos of living history made by the shandoa (sp?) foundation. I want people to look into the eyes of slave in a photograph of the American slave trade, to see places where run away slaves hid so they might reach freedom and be told about the conditions on the plantations. If people can really feel sympathy for the pains of past generations, they we (humanity) will be less likely to follow in that course. "I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided and that is the light of experience. I have no other way of judging the present, but by the past..."

      If we start hiding the the history that makes us uncomfortable (like how many school children know about the Japanese internment camps here in the US?), then it will be even easier (one small step) to also bury what we find uncomfortable that is happening today in Darfur, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Guantanamo Bay. If we are unaware of what is happening, then how can we put a stop to it?

      As for "Convincing yourself that you're a better person can make you a better person", remember that Hitler thought he was doing the world a favor, as did Stalin. Convincing yourself that you're not in financial crisis doesn't get out of financial crisis, it gets you furhure in (I can just put it on my Credit Card, I can afford the payments). Delusions do not solve problem, they let us ignore them until they become bigger issues.

    66. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Self-delusion is what brings us atheism. FTFY.

    67. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Censoring^W Readjusting history is doubleplusgood.

    68. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought that I was a good person and didn't need to try harder. Coincidentally my realisation of a need for self improvement also coincided with me losing my religion.

      The idea that "self-improvement" is incompatible with religion just goes to show that you weren't actually religious. Sure you might have gone to a church, or temple, but you certainly didn't understand the point of it all. The priest at my church was warning against this very type of complacency. If you think that religion is about God making you a good person and you doing nothing, then you are doing it wrong.

      That said, I certainly don't mind you finding my, or others, beliefs silly. Just please don't go pretending that you understand them and then claim that one of the most basic tenants of Catholicism is incompatible with religion.

    69. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Were the characters in the book slaves, or is that just the new politically correct term for African American and Native American?

      It's also misplaced. Not all slaves were Negroes.
      Will kids a generation from now believe that slave is a synonym of Negroid, or alternatively wonder whether Jim was an Irish slave?

    70. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      From wikipedia:

      Tom announces that Jim has been free for months: Miss Watson died two months earlier and freed Jim in her will, but Tom chose not to reveal Jim's freedom so he could come up with an elaborate plan to rescue Jim.

    71. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But by tossing the cup out the window, someon will get paid to pick it up. That means theya re paid. So not ther eis another person who has money to help the economy. Meaning more taxes for a better education so some kid can grow up and develop a better cup.

      Zorg said it best:

      Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people, who will be able to feed their children tonight, so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain of life. You see, father, by causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business.

      --
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    72. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by MrSenile · · Score: 1

      You're very right.

      And as art has been 'uncomfortable' to our current ethical goals and guidelines, can someone chisel off Michelangelo's David's penis?

      White-out the ceiling of churches as well. How dare they depict God when someone else won't believe in Him.

      Maybe paint a white-tooth smile on Mona Lisa? The current smirk she has is offensive.

      Please chisel off the names of all those who died from the war memorials. Knowing people died in a war is depressing.

      Can we destroy all gravestones? Death is evil. No one should have to die. I don't want to know who died.

      Ming dynasty vases are too colourful. Destroy them all and remake them in a common colour. Maybe mauve.

      And that weird drug-induced Picassos, we should white-wash them and burn them, it obviously shows that drugs are good and we can't have that in our society.

      And hey, why stop there. Let's petition the world government to have a standardized pigment colour straining of everyone's DNA so that all new births are the same eye colour, same skin colour, same hair colour, and same genetic make up? That way all that evil nasty racial hate can go away.

      Then we can go for a one world economy, because obviously there's jealousy of who is richer than others. Thus, everyone should have the same amount of everything, making that evil nasty jealousy go away.

      We should also dumb down the intelligent people, because 'stupid' is offensive, and no one should be better than anyone else, it shows faults and causes anger. We can't have that. So with the aforementioned genetic sequencing, all IQ should be a flat 100 across the board.

      Wait, you made something unique? No you didn't, WE made something unique. That's right, the world automatically owns it, because it should be owned by everyone, thus no one is left out.

      You may think this is sarcastic, but if you start to edit our history, you might as well go all the way and edit everything you don't approve.

      I for one do not want a fahrenheit 451, Logan's Run, Equilibrium, Soylent Green, or similar society to live in.

      Freedom is a wonderful thing, and something that is only missed when you no longer have it.

    73. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we would be better off. And since your post made me a little uncomfortable, we need to delete you too. Now THAT would be a better society: deleting the unwanted people who write unwanted material.

    74. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      LLALALALALALALALA can't hear you....lalalalalalalalalalalalal

    75. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better"
      By telling you this, you already acknowledge that you are "unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person", BUT, you want to change yourself.

    76. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, what a perfectly imperfect world you perceive
      with your deceptive perceptions of reality.

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    77. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      Sounds a bit like Huxley's Brave New World minus the genetic tampering.

      Except that the genetic tampering is coming, too.

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      Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    78. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mswhippingboy · · Score: 1

      By that logic, I suppose we should forget there was ever a WindowsME, Kin, Newton, WebTV, BetaMax, Delorean, Edsel, New Coke, USFL.... ah nevermind. There's too much for me to remember to forget.

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    79. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like all BBC productions.

    80. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by arivanov · · Score: 1

      No, that is what we call "This Perfect Day".

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    81. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why focus on the pain and resentment when we can reinvent ourselves as something much better?

      The only way to truly move on and "reinvent ourselves" is to stop allowing these and other words to have power over us. Criminalizing and censoring these words really gives them more power, as in "I want to be SO offensive to you that I'm choosing to use BANNED words to label you, since those words are obviously MORE offensive."

    82. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a point. Endless reruns of Nazis on the history channel seems to serve little purpose other than glorification.

    83. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      (just in case: i am not being serious.)

      too bad.

      PS: lameness filter is fucking gay. he can use caps, but i can't quote his abuse of the caps lock key? wtf?

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      "Prediction: within 10 years, Windows will be a Linux distribution." Me, 7-6-2016
    84. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      What makes you think we have knowledge of our history? Because the teacher told you? Most Americans (myself included) have very little understanding of the true history of our country, let alone the rest of the world. I have a friend who is studying pre-revolutionary America, and some of the things he tells me are incredible.

      I would contend that if we don't know how bad thimgs were and what was neceesary to fix things, we won't understand why things are so good now. Experience is a good teacher, and if you whitewash history, you excise that experience. Next thing you know someone will want to outlaw alcoholic beverages because it sounds like a good idea and we won't remember why it's actually a bad idea.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    85. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Please don't use that slur. They prefer to be called European Asians.

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    86. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by StayFrosty · · Score: 1

      The problem as I see it is human nature. All of the problems that you mentioned in your first paragraph are the direct result of someone or some group wanting power or money.

      I know it's a little cliché, but those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Wouldn't we be better off if everyone knew the effects that the quest for power and money have had on the world? I would much rather learn from someone else's mistakes instead of my own.

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      "Frequently wrong, never in doubt."
    87. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable. I think we would be a lot better off with "But we've never done this, we've always been better than that!" than with "We'll, here we go yet again."

      If you truly think this way, then you are extremely naive to the nature of people. You could *attempt* to eradicate every bad thing that ever existed, but that would not remove the selfish nature the pervades an individual's mind. Humans will still kill, steal, pillage, destroy and hurt others because that is one aspect of our nature. Some call it "original sin" or "self-preservation" or whatever else, but the fact of the matter is that it's there. You have to remember, all that history had to start somewhere. There was a time in which nobody "knew" about genocide...yet it still happened. By removing all references to history (including aspects of an excellent novel like Huckleberry Finn), we only do a disservice to the history that has been lived by previous generations and miss out on the rich (if imperfect) history that permeates our cultures.

    88. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable.

      And yet they do exist. And came into existence years ago, and came about without little prompting of history. As long as there are schoolyard bullies, people shouting at each other in traffic over a dozen feet of road, and domestic violence, there will be war. Even without the tanks, planes, artillery, and machine guns. As long as Thag can convince a group that Og sucks and needs the tar beat out of him with stickas and/or stones; there will be war.

      Ignorance does not eliminate problems, it exacerbates them. Understanding the problem and having the fortitude to fix it, is the only way to truly solve a problem.

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    89. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      I don't want to off-track this discussion too far, but there are a few points to make.
      1. Without religious meaning, you have to give things your own meaning. That is particularly difficult.
      2. Without religious acceptance (the idea that there is someone who will always love you), you may be forever chasing self-improvement to unhealthy levels.
      3. Due to 1 and 2, you might just do nothing because, hey, there's no point and you'll never do it good enough.

      It seems like you just got out of religion, which I know can be a huge burden and it feels like you just got out of a terrible relationship, but the freedom feeling will pass. I don't think atheism is the silver bullet to leading a successful life. Part of the reason America became so successful is because of the Protestant work ethic.

      Not that I think religion is 'good' or isn't filled with self-delusion... but you have to replace that self-delusion with something probably just as irrational.

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    90. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, too many things have *aspects* which are appealing at first but which history has shown to tend towards situations which we don't really want.

      Eugenics can start with the simple and reasonable goal of not wanting children to suffer horribly painful genetic diseases but history in the form of the nazi party showed that if you go too far down that road then being a member of an unpopular ethnic group is eventually cause enough for sterilisation or extermination so better to steer well clear entirely, it isn't worth it.

      Hell the nazi party provides no shortage of warnings it's good to remember like

      "never believe any government which is herding some segment of the population into cattle cars and tells everyone that they're really just going to live somewhere nice"

      And perhaps most relevent lesson from history to elrous0:

      "Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen."

    91. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      But by tossing the cup out the window, someon will get paid to pick it up. That means theya re paid. So not ther eis another person who has money to help the economy. Meaning more taxes for a better education so some kid can grow up and develop a better cup.

      Congratulations; you have discovered the broken window fallacy! +10 gamer points

    92. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Curious, because I wouldn't want failing at your goal of avoiding "delusion" to be the capstone of your life...

      Will the implied belief of being able to have a next thought, during your final thought, be a delusion?

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    93. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eleuthero · · Score: 0

      I recognize from your post that you are trying to avoid religious extremism. Using the Bible as your example may not be in your best interest here (other religious texts might make use of the history-excise bit a bit more while others are similar to the Bible in terms of historical openness). Far from excising those parts of itself that might make it look bad, it includes them (much of the book of Luke, for example, makes use of the testimony of women--not something that had legal standing in the ancient world. As another example, the celebrated King David is noted for being a ruthless bloodthirsty guy who had an affair and tried to cover it up by murdering the woman involved's husband). If I were trying to promote my book as the end all be all solution to living, I might have done things differently, but this, for me at least, is part of what makes the Bible's story compelling--it owns up to the mistakes of those in its pages, including fairly awful things.

    94. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by watermark · · Score: 1

      I thought he was being sarcastic until the last paragraph.

    95. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot my balls lick them please. i pressed space bar and my entire reply was lost. suck it.

    96. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

      "Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia". Hmmm, reminds me of a certain book I've read.

      If every last person was at heart kind and wanted the best for their fellow man, then there MIGHT be a ghost of a chance of such an idea working; however, there are (and probably always will be) those who are at nature selfish and have a lust for power. When such people are also charismatic, you have a politician, and at the extreme end of things you have a Hitler.

      If people know their history, then if we're lucky enough of them might recognize such a person's shenanigans for what they are and oppose them before things get too far out of hand; otherwise, well that's where that saying comes from: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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    97. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Ok you want basically to introduce a form of newspeak.
      Which reminds me of the B-movie parody `Dottor Jekyll e gentile signora`(spoiler alert, even if the original version is not a masterpiece and the english dub is likely a trainwreck): in this movie the potion makes people good. Once the bad guys get hold of it they flood people with it so everyone but them becomes good sheeple. Therefore they rule the world.

      In other words this idea won`t work unless we are all good. If we do,we don`t need it. And yes I think you were trolling.

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    98. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, it only needs an old man in the sky to make the delusion perfect.

      It saddens me to see that you were modded Insightful. The GP's question is very far off and would never work for a wide variety of reasons. However, your flamebait response against religion shows your lack of knowledge of what religions embrace. The fact of the matter is, any major religion, and anybody practicing such religion, realizes that humans, as a whole, are a pretty messed up bunch. Nobody is immune from the tragedy that is human nature, and I have seen this acknowledged by many people who practice their faith. More often than not, it is those who don't understand the concepts of a sinful or selfish nature that think an idea expressed in the GP's post will work.

      And, as an aside, removing religion would not end the wars, genocides, judgement, etc that pervades our cultures. Religion provides a focal point more often than not because of the topics it attempts to address. However, if you removed religion from this world, I can guarantee you that something else would quickly take its place. The problem isn't religion...it's people.

    99. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be that the New World residents discovered Europe, Africa and Asia and invited those societies to come and join them in their new global society of love and bunnies?

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    100. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Isolated control groups? Could we go looking for a group of people that have never been exposed to the outside world and see if they have a religion of some kind? Would the various people groups from the Amazon rainforest at the beginning of the 20th century serve? ...or interior Africa at the beginning of the 19th? Each of these areas was home to various tribes that had one type of religion or another. Though I disagree with his general conclusions about religion, I think that Dawkins might be right in noting that there is a genetic component to religous views. Dawkins sees humanity as past this and in need of getting rid of it (I would disagree).

    101. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      You're making the very dangerous assumption that people are all good and wholesome. We aren't, we're shades of grey. Not convinced? Look at any elementary school and see how awful some kids can be to others. It may only be every now and then and they usually get over it pretty quick, but us 'grown ups' only go to war every now and then as well (and usually we get over it pretty quick). You simply can't ignore that people are naturally competitive if not somewhat violent. You make something inconceivable and *somebody* will conceive it. Unfortunately, now they have no historical backdrop to compare it against and see how awful it really can be.

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    102. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      Nope.
      Seeing the mistakes of the past is the only way to move forward and not make the same mistakes again.

    103. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by QuantumPion · · Score: 3, Informative

      Broken Window Fallacy. If we didn't have to pay a groundskeeper to clean up your litter, we could spend the money on something that produces wealth (e.g. teachers, new roads, etc).

    104. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      Yup. That's what I was trying to articulate. Not all slaves were Negroes, and not all Negroes were slaves. Words used during the time the book was written and the time the book depicts are as accurate as Twain wanted them to be, which was for the effect and intent of emotional impact not historical record. The cure is worse than the disease when it comes to this type of "retroactive censoring" of words and ideas expressed in art.

    105. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Knowledge of nasty history can be very valuable. Take the controversy over vaccines, for example. Some of the folks who lobby against vaccine use try claiming that the diseases they prevent aren't really that bad. If you have a sanitized version of history, you wouldn't know that people died, were permanently disfigured or were permanently disabled by diseases such as measles, mumps, whooping cough, polio, etc. Modern parents (including myself) don't have first-hand knowledge of these horrors so they might look at Sanitized History and wonder why they should use vaccines if things weren't ever so bad. Then, when vaccination rates drop and the diseases make a comeback (which is happening in some areas), children will get sick and die.

      I'll admit that no historical account is ever 100% objective, but I'd rather have an honest-as-possible recording of history than a Scrubbed-Clean-With-Bad-Stuff-Replaced-By-Rainbows-And-Unicorns version.

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    106. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Check the percentage of people that actually know anything of what we're supposed to learn about History in school. Go ask questions like how did the I and II World War started, who was Benjamin Franklin, Stalin, Cristopher Columbus..."

      DO the same with members of Congress and the news!

      Cripes I heard crap out of the mouths of Some senators and Fox news pundits during the past 3 weeks about the congress working during Christmas that Claim they are christian say things about Christ that are blatantly wrong.

      And these are from people who CLAIM they worship and follow the teachings of Christ. I guarantee they know even less about American History.

      The overall education of Americans, from inner city kids to rich, well to do college educated leaders is atrocious. We're a nation of morons.

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    107. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by magarity · · Score: 1

      Nope, it is rather more like Orwells Nineteeneigthyfour, where the profession of the principal character is altering history: "We have always/never been in war with Eurasia."t.

      No, ggp comment is definitely Brave New World. In 1984 they edited history to make everyone put up with wartime shortages and general uncomfortableness. In Brave New World they ignored history completely to make everyone get along.

    108. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      As Attila Dimedici stated, I don't think it's Christianity you originally believed in (or, if you did, you had no understanding of your faith). Christianity acknowledges that we are all imperfect - nobody is safe from sin. It is only through the saving grace of the Lord that one is "made pure." However, nowhere...NOWHERE...does the Bible say, "Okay...you're saved. Now, sit around on your ass acknowledging how great you are until it's time to die." That is a twisted misinterpretation by people who want to do what they want to do. And, unfortunately, it makes an entire faith look bad.

      In actuality, books like James make the call (54 times in 108 verses, as a matter of fact) to live a life that represents the faith you believe in. There is no need to live in guilt, due to the saving grace of God, but there is ALWAYS room for improvement in a person's life. (Some of the topics include: giving into temptations, responding to trials, putting faith into action, taming the tongue, etc.)

      In any case, you have already made your decision, and probably don't care what I have to say. Maybe this will be useful to someone else who thinks they know what Christianity is about.

    109. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those words are not found in the Newspeak dictionary, therefore not approved for use.

    110. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who believes in the Christian version of that "old man in the sky", as you see him, I'd like to point out that the Bible teaches that the first step to improving yourself is admitting that you are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Humility and admission of guilt are cornerstones of change. Anybody who claims to be a Christian and thinks they can improve themselves by themselves hasn't listened to Jesus at all.

    111. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First it's because US history in high-school is not history but a fairytale. They don't teach how we did horrible evil things to steal land from the Indians. How we did worse things to the indian population than Hitler did and in fact he learned them from us.

      Or the nasty crap we did to the poor, how the slave trade is what built this country. etc...... Or any truths about the founding fathers.

      College level US history and real research digs up all kinds of things that make you literally shit yourself as to how violent the United states has been. And it explains the preconception that other countries have of us. Some of the crap we have pulled with other countries is insane. There is a reason the Canadians came down and burned the whitehouse to the ground.

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    112. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Since it hasn`t worked for all the crimes in their first time (the first genocide occurred without prior art) why would it work now, and how do you propose to stop baddies tocommunicate their ideas to their peers?

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    113. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      You can't know where your going unless you know where you've been.

    114. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by magarity · · Score: 1

      Some Canadian Fan held up a sign they made that said something along the lines of "Canada vs Russia Ice Hockey: The original Cold War!" which got a small chuckle out of me.

      It would be more realistic if it had said "Canada: The Cold War's Flyover Territory"

    115. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm sure long ago in the forgotten past someone said, "Hey! I've come up with a neat new word!" his friend curiously asks what is and is told "rape."

      "Well what does it mean?"

      "It's when someone forces another person to have sex with them."

      "Wow... that's a great idea... why hasn't anyone done that before??"

      "Well now we have a word for it, we CAN!"

      I'm sure there were also similar conversations when words such as "murder", "war", "incest", "hatred", etc... were first invented.

      I mean the actions come from the words.

      Right?

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    116. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Hatred breeds hatred. a white child is not born hating brown people, his parents, peers and teachers put that in their head.

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    117. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GNAA, oops I mean GSAA was unavailable for comment on this.

    118. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      I will accept that you are not being a troll, but the answer to your question is, "Absolutely not!"

      A lot of crap comes from people painting the lily of history, or more properly turning a skunk cabbage into a lily. The number of people who want to return society to what it was fifty or a hundred years ago, because "it was better back then" is frightening. No, it was not better back then. There was slavery, which was OK, because niggers weren't citizens and maybe not even people. Women knew their place, which certainly didn't involve having property rights of voting.

      Clemens wrote about real people doing real things in real places using real language. If you can't deal with that, read something else.

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    119. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you took the blue pill.

    120. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's partly a symptom of the problem of how history is taught in primary, secondary schools and the under-class levels in Universities.

      I'd say it has more to do with the fact that most people are complete idiots.

    121. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice!

    122. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Seems like I remember a book like that. 1984? Just change the language and make politically incorrect words illegal.Rewrite history books. Shouldn't make anybody unhappy, right Winston?

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    123. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by edumacator · · Score: 1

      Captain Beatty...is that you?

    124. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      No group has never been exposed to the outside world, not least because all humans on all continents except for Africa descend from humans who came from somewhere else, who in turn descend from humans who came from Africa. And there aren't any Africans who have been isolated since Homo sapiens became Homo sapiens, that's for sure.

      It's not a new idea, I have a feeling it's actually very old- like giving an infant to a deaf-mute shepherd and seeing if it comes up with a language. I can't pin down which old philosopher wrote it.

    125. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Eyezen · · Score: 1

      Stuart Smalley is that you?

    126. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

      In ways I agree with your concept of self-delusion. In other ways I find it inappropriate that you would think for a second that everyone in the world could ever come to the same conclusion as to what is "pain" or "conflict" or "resentment" actually is. You see, we are all individuals with our own ideas as to what is right and wrong. You can't just say that we can purge these things from our history, because someone has to decide what to purge and what not to purge - and there in itself lies a wealth of conflict.

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    127. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      We are not at war with Eastasia. We have never been at war with Eastasia.

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    128. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Let's call this the Utopia Problem.

      Utopia : Think what you want, but you can't teach it.

    129. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by f8l_0e · · Score: 1

      Who knew Emperor Palpatine had a ./ account?

    130. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Hooya · · Score: 1

      I'm not for censorship either. Nor am I for altering history.

      Judging a classic with modern values will cause some consternation. "Injun" and "Nigger" might have been acceptable then. It's not now.

      So how about this novel concept? We have become better now. Maybe Huck Finn doesn't really need to be put on a literary pedestal - it didn't stand the test of time.

      I read a lot of Dickens growing up. Didn't really understand a lot of the undertones. Loved it. Few years ago, re-read one of 'em. And man was I let down. Long story short, I don't intend to read Dickens anymore. Again, to me, Dickens just didn't stand the test of time. It might have been great at the time but certainly not now. I don't need Dickens to be PCed up. I think there are plenty of modern writers writing stories fit for our times waiting to become the "classics".

      This is a bit hyperbolic but here goes: what would you say to someone wanting to put 'Mein Kampf' on a literary pedestal (ok, it wasn't literary to begin with). What? Just because it's not PC it has to be condemned? It was all the rage (pun intended) at one point in time.

      That's a bit hyperbolic and very unfair to compare Huck Finn to Mein Kampf. But to a black man, Huck Finn isn't any less hurtful. He could not read it and let history be. If not for all the literary types wanting ignore the fact that it's hurtful in the name of "classics", seemingly condoning - actually - praising it.

      To me, Huck Finn is a sad reflection of the times. I'd like to think we're better now. Don't need to censor Huck Finn. I've got better things to read.

    131. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by stephathome · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't have your face or logo all over your secret lair. It's been done.

    132. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, Lenny Bruce is really worth watching--plenty on YouTube.

    133. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      In that case, I propose we excise the whole slavery and racism thing from history. That way there's no more need to remove words like nigger from books.

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    134. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by poena.dare · · Score: 1

      I agree. Learning from the harsh realities keeps us more or less on the ethical path. All the warm & fuzzy feelings you need these days can come from a pill, which wears off. Blind idealism lasts a lifetime (or more!).

    135. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with your message in general, I strongly feel that one needn't turn away from religion in order to have the aha moment where one really can (and should strive to) improve. No, I am not saying one should wear blinders when it comes to their faith; just that religion and faith shouldn't automatically be discarded as a fairy tale or lie.

    136. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again

      That's because many government-run schools DON'T teach history. For example did you know the first black representative went to Congress, not in the 1960s, or the 1870s, as most schools teach, but in 1779 under the Articles of Confederation.

      The masses are easier to control if you leave them ignorant. Especially if, like China, you are trying to revive fascism (private corporations but state-run). Teach people that fascism was about killing Jews instead of its true nature (i.e. Mussolini's party platform), so citizens won't notice their leaders are modern-day fascists.

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    137. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Malenx · · Score: 1

      Oh no, someone edited a public domain novel and changed a word that they noticed someone found offensive to another word that carries the same implications.

      Big deal.

      It's public domain, it's not the government doing it, it's a freakin private citizen. Sheesh, overreact much?

    138. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      LOL which religion has a man in the sky inciting people to blissfully ignore bad things? I ask because the "religion book" in my shelf has lots of crimes described in sufficient detail in the first part, and "I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves." in the second part.

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    139. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by LordGr8one · · Score: 0

      Please, please tell me you're being sarcastic, ironic, or employing a similar literary device with which we've all been heretofore unfamiliar. You don't think "genocide" is something that has ever happened in the real world? Really? What the hell do you actually know about World War II, the Armenian Genocide, Darfur, Bosnia, or any kind of history at all? No, it wouldn't make for a better world; it would make for an ignorant world.

    140. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like your post and I want a Slashdot admin to remove it.

    141. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Duradin · · Score: 1

      War, and all its accompanying atrocities, is humanity in its purest form. From the loyalty to and sacrifice for "our" tribe/side/country to the fear of and cruelty to "the other".

      To make genocide inconceivable would require genocide.

    142. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      There's also the extreme cognitive dissonance that would be created by the many, many facets of the world that would refuse to agree with the pretty new "history". Art, literature, government documents, the memories of people who lived through the more recent events... How would you sanitize ALL of that? Archeologists and historians can often piece together remarkably accurate chains of events and cultural models based little more than a few building layouts and refuse piles. More modern history with its extravagant generation of documentation and cultural artifacts could never be sanitized without people constantly finding little pieces of evidence that contradict the established "history".

      Regardless of the philosophical questions about the advisability of something like this, from a practical point of view it would be impossible.

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    143. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Daniel+Kirksey · · Score: 1

      Elrous0 -- I think you're asking a legitimate question here, which seems to boil down to whether or not there is any inherent value in knowing the truth, i.e., knowing the truth simply for the sake of knowing the truth without regard for the consequences (potential or actual) of knowing a given truth. So, it could be that knowing the truth about civilization's ugly history makes for a better present one, or not. This seems like an empirical question, but lets assume it is and that we found it is actually better to lie to ourselves and rewrite history. The question then becomes as to whether your proposal is even possible, to which I would have to say no, but hell, I'm a short-order cook at a Dairy Queen -- what do I know?

    144. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No not really, the problem is with both sides, those that call people names and those that take those names and accept as they're intended. Given the right circumstances you can turn "shit" into a word of praise and "pink fluffy bunny" into something hateful. The problem is with the people themselves, you can censor and ban books and movies and whatever, you're still fighting the symptoms, not the illness. Which is: poor parenting.

      Considering how the US educational system keeps on sliding into a black hole of ignorance, it will only get worse. The "nigger" thing is pretty old, people will simply find other targets. You live there, you can easily name them.

    145. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."

      Slapping window dressing on history in a "1984 ministry of truth"-like fashion will NOT make people stop trying to find ways to make themselves feel superior to other people, nor will it stop them trying to find ways to justify abuse of others.

      What it WOULD do is provide a huge boost to the conspiracy crazies, because this kind of thing would only be possible through a massive multinational conspiracy.

      Personally, I feel it is more important and more valuable to honestly accept the human condition with all of its warts, since admitting and owning up to your problems is the first step in truly addressing and correcting them. In order to know where you are going, you have to know where you have been.

    146. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they going to correct all the grammar and have Huck speak the Queen's English?

      No no no. Ebonics!

    147. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      things that make you literally shit yourself

      Jesus man! Glad I didn't sit next to you in class...

    148. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that there are also a lot of people who start by telling themselves "I am a good person. I am doing the best I can" - all the while slugging back some McD's and tossing that non-biodegradable cup out the window into a grassy field. Or "I am such a good person. I'm better than those filthy n*gger thieves".

      So, you are against the censorship of nigger.. but censor it on your post?

    149. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because history has an uncomfortable way of repeating itself if we do not learn from it. Human nature dictates it.

      Why do certain things happen in history? Why was there slavery, genocide and so many other atrocities? Obviously, because someone thought it's a bright idea. Such things don't "just happen". They also need too big a logistic to be the result of a madman's nightmarish pipedream. They need the support of a fair lot of people. Why they support it is a different matter, be it greed, hate, spite, fear or whatever else, but what matters is that for some reason a fair amount of people supported that idea and thought it's a good one.

      It's only natural that we will come up with the same ideas again. Why? Because we're human, duh! It's not so far fetched that other people get the idea of fascism and communism and convince people who don't know that the concepts didn't really work out that these are pretty spiffy ideas. Why bother with democracy and so many opinions when you could make your country strong and efficient with a strong leader to rally behind, uninhibited corporation economy ruling and a "don't ask what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country" doctrine that puts the good of the country ahead of yours, plus a strong military to rule the rest of the world? Should easily allow total rulership! Or how about abolishing personal property, distributing all goods according to needs and creating a central organization system that determines what's needed when, shouldn't that be incredibly more efficient than our current "let's produce and see what sells" system?

      Can you see why it could be a really BAD idea to erase history? Ain't it already bad enough that we obviously forgot how producing cheaply is worthless if there's no population with money to buy it, and how an artificially inflated stock exchange without any backing in real economy will blow up and cause a huge fallout? For reference, in case your memory lasts as long as that of our economy leaders, see the Wall Street Crash of 1929.

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    150. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Now, now. We could also edit the existence of religion out of history. That would be interesting. I'd love to set up an isolated control group (composed of orphan babies and robot nannies), give them a fabricated history of humanity and see if religion spontaneously redevelops,

      Or we could rule out the hypothesis that all religions has been communicated by some gods and decide that religion has already spontaneously developed- problem is that until you reverse engineered the universe you can't tell if any such religion is purely a construct of the mind or a different way to sense things that gets rationalized.
      What I'd rule out is the strangely common assertion that religion is born out of fear of death since many religions have no post death salvation.

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    151. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "Then your utopia is to be dead. All persons present potential for pain or conflict, even yourself."

      A wise man once said "Life is pain."

      To be free from all pain is to be dead, so his utopia really is dead, or for the dead or of the dead, either way not for the living.

    152. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      Where to start, where to start. First off just let me say ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGG'IN MIND!! I hate to do the label thing but liberalism is truly a mental disease.

      More insidious is the fact that it seems fine with you to destroy heritage and culture in the name of "making everyone comfortable" (which is, of course, impossible on it's face). Surely (maybe not but I gotta give you the benefit of the doubt) you realize that what's acceptable today is often totally unacceptable tomorrow so are you just going to re-write everything continuously to meet some fanatical nuts idea of what's "correct". I hate the term "my bad" so I'll just be offended by it and see that it gets removed from all media past and future. Now get to work!

      I'm having trouble believing anyone could be so wrong minded as to think that what you're proposing would be anything but a disaster for knowledge and truth. Truly the "1984" vision of a fanatical State that re-writes history to fit the model the little people are required to live up to. Do you really know what you're asking at all I wonder?

      The cavalier attitude the current generation has about history and truth and reality scares the hell out of me and your comment really underscores why. Unbelievable!!

    153. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by claytonjr · · Score: 1

      Lets reverse roles: How would you feel about living in China, behind their great firewall? They are trying to censor the content that it's population is exposed to. On Slashdot, that move is regarded as foolish. It seems that the citizens of China are always trying to find ways around it. I think in someways, filtering is good. But not in a one-size-fits-all sort of way.

      To answer your question: I don't think we'd be better off for it.

    154. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they do start down the path to improvement by admitting they have a problem (see every 12-step program, large quantities of self-help books, etc.) otherwise, why change? As another poster put it, if we're all 'such good, shiny, perfect people' as we are now, why be any other way? Why not just sit at home on your parent's sofa, as a 47-year-old virgin, in beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."? Why not just ego-stroke yourself into happiness and oblivion?

      Because it doesn't actually make you better, and never has. There's that nagging self-doubt, that something is not quite right, whether concious or so firmly squelched that it only periodically emerges as bouts of self-loathing, or when someone who embodies the real happiness you've imagined puts the lie to your bubble. The lie never becomes reality.

      Because of a desire to improve, to rise above, to grow. One that in never fulfilled by simply declaring 'right now to be a good thing', but rather by declaring 'I can, and I will' and then going and doing. There is no delusion to the latter, and no success to the former.

      (Though, conflating "I am a good person" and "I can do better" does give some rhetorical fodder. :) Even all that aside, history's relentless rosy re-editing seems to primarily be the hobby of rabidly dictatorial, often socialistic states, hell-bent on 'reinventing their glorious (nationalistic) past'. See Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, etc. (Oh, dear. Godwin's Law.))

    155. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by vgerclover · · Score: 1

      Pain reminds us we are alive.

    156. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      But I would contend the opposite. Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again, after all.

      Actually, in one important way that I can think of, it has. Anti-Semitism has become unacceptable in European and American society largely for one reason: the Holocaust. It's still around, of course, but I think most people don't understand just how pervasive and socially acceptable (encouraged, in fact) it was on both sides of the Atlantic before WW2. It took showing what happens when it's taken to its ultimate extreme to change this attitude.

      Unfortunately, we don't seem to be able to apply this lesson elsewhere.

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    157. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Not really. All you have to do to remove all pain and suffering is to remove all life from the planet.

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    158. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea! Let's start off with all of us agreeing that the Holocaust never happened. We can move up to Greedo having always shot first after that settles.

    159. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mldi · · Score: 1

      There's something to be said about learning from past mistakes.

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    160. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I think that the implication was that unlike having a clean slate, you would also have knowledge of a perfect history. It would make things seem far more wrong than if the opportunity never arose for such evil. I disagree as well, but I believe you have a slight misunderstanding of why they thought it would be better.

    161. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      You're missing something, though, You fail to realize that a lot of what he's talking about are extremely subjective things anyway. There was a time when using the word nigger to refer to a black person was simply a label. The plight of blacks as slaves made word derogatory and upsetting to blacks. The fanatical movements of the 70's and 80's have made it a rallying call that actually underscores the implicit racism that is now completely accepted in blacks and criminalized (hate crimes for heavens sake!!) in whites. There's a white news reporter going to court right now because he was fired for using the word nigger in the same conversation two black reporters used the same language in. This is how crazy it gets when we allow government to recognize "SPECIAL" groups for "SPECIAL" treatment (good and bad). It's how we got slavery and it's how we get the racism we have today. Both were/are unrecognised/acceptable in their time which is why what the gentleman that started this thread is proposing is ridiculous. It would not only be undesirable (unless you hate history, culture and truth) but impossible in any case.

    162. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      No, self delusion is what brings us religion.

      That, of course, depends on what we mean by "religion". If we mean supernaturalist dogma, sure, that's all about delusions regarding the external objective universe.

      If on the other hand we mean a set of practices and attitudes meant to create an experience of connection to ourselves, our fellow sentient beings, and the universe in general, then no; what brings us that sort of religion is the removal of delusions regarding the internal subjective universe. Consult your local Zen master or pantheist for more information. (Or read my book when it comes out.:-))

      Separating these two component of religion is part of our task for the 21st century. If supernaturalist dogma prevails, humanity fails, unable to use science; but if spiritual and social alienation prevails, humanity also fails, unable to know to what use science should be put.

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    163. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, self delusion is what brings us religion.

      I have a problem with science fanatics making blanket statements like this. Where is your evidence? Where is your proof?

      I have the same problem when religious fanatics make their idiotic blanket statements too.

      The problem is that both science and religion have done great and terrible things. Often times they are done in the name of, for the sake of each other.

      What I'm about to say isn't exactly profound, but I find that it helps me understand my life, and all the life around me a little better:

      Science is a tool. Religion is a tool. Tools can be used to do Good, and tools can be used to do Evil.

      How do you want to use your tools today?

    164. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by stubob · · Score: 1

      So, you want genocide to be doubleplusungood? I think this idea has been covered before.

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    165. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how that hate started in the first place? Cant it start again the same way?

    166. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I'd love to set up an isolated control group (composed of orphan babies and robot nannies), give them a fabricated history of humanity and see if religion spontaneously redevelops.

      Just look at different societies that until starting ~500 years ago had no contact with one another. Compare Europeans to Native American Tribes to Aboriginal Australians to etc... They all have various religious and ancestral beliefs developed independently over thousands of years. No need to spend billions and kidnap orphan babies.

    167. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Here's the deal:

      Imagine a single white kid, in an otherwise totally colored demographic. These kids have been raised in isolation, and have never even heard the word racism.

      The single white kid would realize it is physically different from its peers.

      How does this kid explain the difference?

      How do his peers explain why there is only one white kid?

      This is how cultural superiority memes get started. In the above situation, the colored people would believe that being colored must be better, since everyone but one is colored-- The white kid must be some kind of mutant freak. Racism ensues.

      Does the white kid, in contrast to the views of his peers, consider himself special, and more deserving of certain things because of his difference?

      The root of racism is human nature coupled to the status quo. Every major group of humans that becomes successful will view itself as superior to its less successful neighbors. (Rights of conquest, "Bringing civilization", etc.) You can easily see this right now with the "We're number one!" bullshit being spread through the united states, and other such rhetorical drivel from other successful countries. It is patently obvious in the way such a disparaging demographic turns a blind eye toward the thousands of people killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the callous activities of Halliburton and friends.

      It does not matter what color the neighbors are. The English were at war with the French for hundreds of years.

      No group of humans is really more intelligent (in the averaged mean) than any other. There is no monopoly on intelligence, and likewise, there is no monopoly on elitism or hatred.

      All of humanity is equally guilty.

    168. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly what i was thinking when I read the OP

    169. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by emj · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it just takes another form, will we have to wait for another form of the Nazis to take power before we are able to identify the the groups that love the violence that racism brings?

    170. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mldi · · Score: 1

      First it's because US history in high-school is not history but a fairytale.

      BINGO!!! And people wonder why our educational system up through high-school is complete trash.

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    171. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Oh really?

      Does the US have slaves again?

      Is Germany going after the Jews again?

      Do you think either country ever will?

      Why would that be? Because we're so much smarter than the Germans in the 30's and US citizens in the 17/1800's, or because we can look at the history of when it happened before and tell ourselves we don't ever want to even consider going there again?

      Hint: If anything, the world is getting dumber. Expecting them to do the right thing while also expecting them to forget about every wrong thing that's ever been done is crazy, and stupid.

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    172. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      As much as I would love you being right here, but I don't think it's true. Children, even newborn, are not a blank sheet of paper and they do have prejudices, likenesses and preferences of their own.

      I also take offense from hatred being portrayed as a sin committed primarily by white children vs. brown people. This color of skin thing is pretty universal between different skin colors. If in doubt, as a European, take a walk somewhere in rural Africa, ask Vietnamese about Indians, or Indians about Russians or Russians about Chinese. No one is innocent, just some slightly more than others - some prejudices are pretty much ubiquitous.

      Anyway, I would think even with a group of robot-educated orphan kids in symmetric racial proportions, we would see some kind of prejudice within them, some group(s) forming that hate the other group(s). A class of Black robot-educated orphan kids will taunt and tease a single White robot-educated orphan kid and vice versa. I don't know why, but I know they'll do. Even dividing otherwise identical people into groups with blue and red overcoats will incite some hatred of red vs. blue, even without a Football match.

    173. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
          - George Bernard Shaw

    174. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Shakrai · · Score: 2

      There is a reason the Canadians came down and burned the whitehouse to the ground.

      I hope you can appreciate the irony of complaining about the quality of our history classes while making a mistake like that ;)

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    175. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to 1984 and you will have it.

    176. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean kind of like we've always been at war with EastAsia?

      No.

      Look, I'm a *strong* believer in honesty when it comes to history. It's hard enough getting things correct in a regular situation without intentionally trying to muck it up. If people can't deal with the way that things actually were (e.g., yes, I'm afraid that people in the 19th century really did use words like "injun" and "nigger" in real life and in written stories about that era), then they need to grow up. People used, and continue to use, offensive words. What better time to bring up this issue than when reading a book in its unmodified form, so you can point out as a lesson how much things have changed.

      Human history and the modern-day human mind have some very, very dark corners. We do no service at all to the people in the past that already dealt with these issues, or to the people today that have the same, age-old tendencies lurking somewhere deep in their nature, to pretend it never happened.

      You can't learn from your mistakes if you don't acknowledge them in the first place, and human history has *a*lot* to learn from. Try to forget our mistakes, like some kind of planned historical amnesia? No fricking way. Uncountable people suffered through a lot for those lessons. We're damn well going to use them AS IS. Otherwise we'll do them all over again. People are offended by the fact that people used to be called "nigger", and judged for their race? GOOD. Because it is offensive, and it means people can remember how bad it was and how much better off we are now, and they can more easily recognize the pattern when they see the same thing happening for some other word and race the next time. And if remembering the old wounds makes things more difficult now, well, that's a lesson in itself: remembering the past, but realizing that you can make a better future. Forgive, but don't forget the past.

      It's an interesting idea that you've expressed, and I'm glad you were modded up for it, because it is worth considering what it would do. But I think the costs far outweigh the benefits. In addition, just how far would we go with this whitewashing? Where would it end, and who would judge?

    177. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by operagost · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Stuart Smalley, but really people don't like you.

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    178. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As to Twain and Huckleberry Finn - Twain took great pains to accurately capture the dialect and idioms of the characters he wrote about.

      It isn't censorship, it's a rewrite. With Mark Twain there's no censorship, because the original unmolested text is public domain and there for anyone to read. You can buy unraped versions at almost any bookstore.

      However, in the case of a more recent author like Vachel Lindsay, there is a very bad problem -- his heirs hold the still standing copyrights to his works, and his son has set about "correcting" the work to be more contemporary. Much if it will therefore be lost forever, since most of his books were hand made (he was known as the "Hobo Poet", riding the rails).

      Odd that this controversy isn't covered in the wikipedia article, it's well known to acedemics here in Springfield.

    179. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Well, whenever they find something contradictory, they simply refuse to believe it. And failing that, report to the nearest reprogramming center.

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    180. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by IronChef · · Score: 1

      What you propose is nothing less than changing human nature. On a practical level I suspect that it would be a futile effort. And if it worked, given the methods that would probably be needed to maintain it, would it be worth living?

      Those interested in exploring the topic may enjoy the sci fi works of Larry Niven. This exact sort of human improvement plan figured heavily in his "Known Space" stories. It is a major theme in the Man-Kzin Wars series of shared universe books, too.

      In the books, all of humanity had been effectively brainwashed into a completely non-violent culture. History had been edited to remove all sorts of wars and conflicts. People in the year 2200 were taught that the last time anyone had fired a shot in anger was around the year 1800. Words like "warship" were excised from the language. Technology which could be used as a weapon was suppressed.

      This policy had benefits. The biggest problem anyone had in this society was figuring out how to use their massive amounts of leisure time. Boredom, not violence, was the world's primary scourge.

      But to maintain this society, a ruling body maintained an iron grip. People who showed deviant tenancies (like writing fiction with forbidden content) were forcibly medicated or even brainwiped. All communications were monitored. There was no freedom outside a narrow range of permissible activities. But most people didn't know any better, and were happy. This lasted for centuries.

      But when humanity's first interstellar explorers met hostile aliens, human society had to re-invent itself to survive. Fun stuff, if you like military sci fi. And before the war starts, it also paints a grim picture of what a truly peaceful human society might look like.

    181. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! When/where did you go to school? Practically ALL we were taught about history was a one-sided indoctrination about how the evil White Man caused every problem in the world, and before this horrible creature conquered them the Indians, Africans and Asians all lived in happy peace in perfect moral societies.

      In the discussion of the late 19th and early 20th century, it turned to another one-sided discourse on how the evil rich crushed the pitiful poor under the evil boot of capitalism. That is, until the angelic Marx came along and laid out the vision of a perfect society, and the greatest President in the history of the country, FDR, came to the defense of the poor and shut down the evil capitalists.

      All of this was as one-sided as possible, and all of it was claimed to be pure objective fact.

    182. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by operagost · · Score: 1
      That's why I applaud this rare gem from the summary:

      An Alabama publisher named NewSouth Books will be editing and censoring the book so that schools and parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

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    183. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Your opinion makes me uncomfortable. STOP IT!!!

      Seriously, if we erased the memory of the entire planet's population and started fresh, people would fracture into groups. Religions would spring up and fight over the proper interpretation of new scriptures.

      History (mostly) doesn't _cause_ conflict, it records it. People are different and unique enough that conflict will arise in a vacuum.

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    184. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by lgw · · Score: 1

      I learned all that stuff in history class (in the 80s). I also learn the context, that we were never the worst.

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    185. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Yes, it only needs an old man in the sky to make the delusion perfect."

      If the old man in the sky will reward us, we don't need to concern ourselves AT ALL with the state of a world that's slated for destruction anyway.

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    186. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by operagost · · Score: 0

      A big one from the left is claiming that high taxes are moral*, as if government redistribution of wealth was charity or something. Doing something because you're compelled isn't charity by definition.

      * Actually paying your taxes is, of course, Christian as in the exact example given by Jesus. Some of our representatives and Secretary Geithner seem to have a problem with this part.

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    187. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      That's like saying if we erased all books about basketball, basketball never would have been invented in the first place.

      I'm pretty sure war, genocide, n shit you think shouldn't exist started existing *before* anybody wrote about them before they existed. Ideas come into being before we start talking about them, so why would not talking about them stop us from coming up with the idea?

      This is why the notion that having human knowledge destroyed is often referred to as "setting us back" not "precluding the re-invention of the car for the rest of time."

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    188. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The overall education of Americans, from inner city kids to rich, well to do college educated leaders is atrocious. We're a nation of morons.

      I doubt you guys are. But well-balanced views and well-reasoned, well-articulated points do not necessarily make for sexy, easy-to-digest TV/media blurbs (not really catering to the lowest common denominator and so forth).
      I'm from Europe, if I were to base my opinion of America on what the media spews forth, I'd be better off by only reading /. -1 comments.

      tl;dr: America in media == Jerry & Oprah. Not necessarily accurate.

    189. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "How we did worse things to the indian population than Hitler did."

      Citation sorely needed for the "worse" part. Looks like ordinary conquest and the methods used were the only effective way to win by conquest. None of that was "wrong" at the time, and it bears reminding that conquest was normal and acceptable worldwide.

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    190. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion. After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves. And, quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      Isn't this how the world works already? And can't this already be done in reverse? For example, "I think this person is a bad person, therefore, it must be a reality that this person is bad and I should treat him as such." What you are suggesting is disregarding collective morals and values for your own and enforcing that upon the world. It's been done before at the cost of hundreds of thousands of lives several times throughout history and it continues to happen everyday. We need to know how horrible human beings are and we need to admit how horrible we can be so that we know that we are capable of doing better for ourselves and for our children.

      I think censoring Huck Finn is a travesty that will only contribute to history repeating itself. It is attempting to ignore an issue that everyone internalizes regardless of how many things are censored in society. This is coming from a black person who actually read Huck Finn and still has it in his collection.

    191. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      All these assholes who can't get along would just use something else as an excuse to be an asshole.

      Gogo humanity. :(

    192. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by 45mm · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history.

      I find your quest to avoid offending anybody offensive.

    193. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US is rapidly racing towards "idiocracy", all the idiots are breeding too. Guess the smart people better execute the hidden agenda to sterilize the population... oh wait...
      http://stuartbramhall.aegauthorblogs.com/2010/10/06/dropping-fertility-rates-a-capitalists-worst-nightmare/ , fertility rates dropping outside the US.

      Seriously though, why are we rewarding breeding idiots (like Octomom) with reality tv shows and shit like that? The one thing that seems to be true about people imitating what they see in fiction, is that when it's no longer fiction (talk shows, reality shows, wrestling) everyone who can't tell the difference between reality and staged acts begin to think that's an easy way to game fame and fortune. Then we have culture sluts like Paris Hilton and Sara Palin who never need to work (again) because, their name indicates drama whore. Why does anyone care about these people?

      Twain was a smart guy and felt frustrated with the stuff that was going on back then. Slavery was a big deal. Today, the names may have changed, but we still have all the same problems, just "politically corrected" into what is acceptable. Modern Slavery = Outsourcing. Modern Racism = Still exists, except now spreads like wildfire across the internet, and perpetuated on purpose by movies, video games and tv shows. Now the use of the word 'fag' or 'homo' replaces most insults, and is still used in a derogatory sense.

      Go watch the (albeit creepy by todays standards) the claymation Adventures of Mark Twain. It was also censored,depending where you watched it (You find a lot of "BANNED" stuff on youtube, this is one of them.) Quite possibly more of it was censored if it was ever broadcast.

    194. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by operagost · · Score: 1

      How we did worse things to the indian population than Hitler did and in fact he learned them from us.

      Well, even in the 1980s we learned about the atrocities. But Hitler didn't learn anything from them. However, his propaganda minister Goebbels learned a lot about the trade from Wilson. The Nazi regime also learned about our internment camps and imprisonment of people who protested the war or the Wilson administration.

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    195. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      ...realizes that humans, as a whole, are a pretty messed up bunch

      I don't disagree with the primary point of your post, but I don't think this can really be acknowledged as necessarily true. Humans are no more messed up than any other animal on Earth. We simple follow our natural habits given the context of situations presented at hand. The fact that we developed a powerful enough intellect that involves a conscience, necessarily, gives us the power to judge ourselves. Thus, we can consciously look at our own actions, and decide whether they are, "good," or, "bad" based on whatever values we want to assign to the good and bad categories. Such judgments, however, are little more than subjective interpretations of our own experience based upon an in-built bias to our species.

      So we aren't really messed-up, or good, or bad, or ugly, or anything else in general. Outside of our own perception, we just are. We have our habits just like dogs and cats. And, just like a dog that chases it's own tail isn't stupid, humans destroying one another, or doing whatever else they want to do, aren't really bad inherently. They just are. Of course, being human, and being social creatures, we do have do decide what constitutes good and bad within our communities and, thus, we can label one another good and bad as we see fit. That's why I don't generally disagree with your overall point. Religion is just one more mechanism humans have developed as a result of having a naturally evolved conscience structure in their brain. But when it comes straight down to it, outside of our own personal context as a species, we aren't anymore good or bad than anything else in the universe. We just are.

      I make this point because it is one of the main reasons I find the idea of a judgmental god so offensive. What right does a member of another species have to judge our actions? We are what we are, and we change based on our own chosen values as a species. That seems fine to me. If we kill ourselves in the process, it will be our own choosing, and nobody else's. So having some extra-species executor is just insulting in my opinion. Anyways, food for thought.

    196. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by SMTB1963 · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history.

      Mods, please delete the post containing the above quote - and all replies to it in their entirety. Reading the post and its subsequent replies has been a very painful and uncomfortable experience for me, because of all the conflict represented therein.

      Thanks in advance.

      (sheesh...can't believe that guy was serious)

    197. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Nyder · · Score: 1

      .... Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      This concept is hit upon all the time in movies. Matrix is one.

      would we be better not knowing reality because nonreality is better?

      No.

      You can live being ignorant, but I can't. Of course, i can accept what happens with that knowledge.

      Plus isn't this M.O. of religions? And look how they have screwed up the world.

      I'd rather be unhappy knowing the truth, then live in happiness because of a lie.

      But that is me. Your morals & mileage will vary.

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    198. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by operagost · · Score: 1

      There is a reason the Canadians came down and burned the whitehouse to the ground.

      The reason the BRITISH burned the White House (not to the ground; it is masonry) and the unfinished Capitol was in retaliation for burning government buildings in York (Toronto).

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    199. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not even the problem. Check the percentage of people that actually know anything of what we're supposed to learn about History in school. Go ask questions like how did the I and II World War started, who was Benjamin Franklin, Stalin, Cristopher Columbus...

      I think you're being a little unfair. The human brain only has so much space. Sure, one could understand every detail of our history, but that person probably won't also know every detail of mathematics or physics. Folks complain about people not understanding science all the time. No human being is going to be good at everything. Particularly in political leaders, far more important than knowledge is awareness of one's own limitations. It's not important what you know. What's important is knowing that you don't know and knowing how to research it to find out.

      The problem is that most folks in Congress don't know and don't want to know. Instead of bringing in experts to explain complex subjects, they let lobbyists tell them what to do because it is easier. The crap they spew sounds ignorant not because they don't understand things, but because they willfully delegate understanding to other people. In short, they're mostly irresponsible across both sides of the aisle, and it is only getting worse.

      The right thing to do would be to have Congress consist of proportional representation not just geographically but also in terms of their backgrounds (contrasted with our current Congress, almost half of whom are lawyers). The people in there should be smart enough to know when to defer to the opinions of other Congresspeople who have a better understanding of a specific issue. Unfortunately, instead of such reasonable people, we tend to get people who stubbornly refuse to cooperate, refuse to work with the other political party, and generally drag the country down with them.

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    200. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by ginbot462 · · Score: 2

      No form of the Bible (even if you were referring to the Tanakh/Torah) was all inclusive. Books were lost or intentionally not added. There are whole groups that were marginalized (for reasons unprovable by our time). Famous among these groups are a varied bunch labeled as Gnostic,
      some calling themselves Christians, others not.

      I've desperately tried to summarize what Gnostics could have brought to the table, and how it wasn't included in the Bible (for whatever reason ... even as simple as, the Church needed uniformity); but, I could not without being a windbag. A good starter link is:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism_and_the_New_Testament

      Also check out the:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_according_to_the_Hebrews

      And, for the diversity the old testament portion:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_Canon#Canons_of_various_Christian_traditions

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    201. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, tribes were still turning up from time to time that had never had contact with the modern world until pretty recently. They all had some sort of religion. Spirituality is native to the human condition.

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    202. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JackOfAllGeeks · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history. After all, if it never happened, no one can be pissed off about it--and we can all get along fine.

      Denying that conflict has happened does nothing to address the root causes of that conflict. Simply stating by fiat, for example, that the Israelis and Palestinians have always gotten along will not in fact induce them to get along. Erasing the history of racism will not suddenly make people think differently about race. There are real conflicts of personality, culture, and philosophy at the root of most if not all of these conflicts, and they won't go away just because "they never happened."

      Put another way, a racist is a racist because he is ignorant, hateful, and/or fearful, not because history has convinced him to be a racist.

    203. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      They don't teach how we did horrible evil things to steal land from the Indians. How we did worse things to the indian population than Hitler did and in fact he learned them from us.

      Actually, I remember my history lessons from my elementary school days in California. A large portion of our history education was focused on how evil the Europeans were for what they did to the Noble Savages. But you are right, we never really are taught the actual truth. It is usually some convoluted form of bigotry or exceedingly politically correct.

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    204. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      How do you know what our enemies prefer? You must be in league with Goldstein! Traitor!

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    205. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about that damn smile that Mona Lisa has. Should that not be a bit more expressive? And while you're at it put on some lipstick...

    206. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cripes I heard crap out of the mouths of Some senators and Fox news pundits during the past 3 weeks about the congress working during Christmas that Claim they are christian say things about Christ that are blatantly wrong.

      Well, the problem there is that Fox and the "conservatives" they promote have an agenda and beliefs that are diametrically opposed to Christ's teachings. They may claim to be Christians, but they really worship money. But there are so many true Christians out there that if Fox and the politicians they promote let it be known that they think Christ was fiction, or his teachings were bunk, etc., they would lose votes and eyeballs.

      The same holds true for half the congregation in any church; they're only there to be seen.

      The necktie is a symbol of wealth and power. Never trust a man who wears one, and never take a man with a tie at his word when he claims to be Christian.

      Pat Robertson has converted more Christians to athiesm than all the athiests at slashdot combined could ever hope to.

    207. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DissociativeBehavior · · Score: 1

      You should read 1984.

    208. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, elrous0, make me uncomfortable, so you need to go.

      Once you are gone, we will be better off for it.

      See how easy that is?

    209. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, seems to me the best way to answer your question is to invite you to read "1984" by George Orwell.
      Continuous rewriting of history: check
      Self-delusion: double-check
      Better world: well, it depends on your POW, actually...

    210. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Speak for your school. My High School covered all sorts of things. We had a teacher that made a point to make sure we understood... the "Emancipation Proclamation, on the day that it was passed, did not free a single slave".. and that the 3 slave holding states, still in the union, along with any that rejoined before the stated date, were exempt from losing their slaves.

      We also covered such gems as the fact that the Viet Nam war started over the SOUTH's refusal to hold an election as agreed, because... they were afraid Ho Chi Mihn would win (how democratic of them). Let's not forget Washington's disastrous second term.... or that for a period of several years (after the war, and before the ratification of the Articles of Confederation) there was no unifying government between the states.

      I wish I could remember if we covered Shay's rebellion, its become one of my favorite ones to remind people of.

      I hear the teacher did an excellent class on the 1960s, but that was an elective, and by senior year I was more interested in taking 2 sciences than a history course.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    211. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      No we wouldn't.

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    212. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this depends on where you went to school. I went to grade school and high school in Colorado and I felt like every year, especially in high school social studies classes, the fact that settlers committed genocide against native americans, we stole land from Mexicans and blacks were enslaved then marginalized after emancipation was beaten into us more and more. Because of this, I have a strong aversion to classes in college that sound anything like "african american studies", "native american studies" or "latin american studies". I took Jazz for my required multicultural credit. If anything I felt like the teaching of these subjects was disproportionately in depth, rather than glossed over.

    213. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      If your discussion starter is to propose erasing knowledge of history from people's minds by force (how else?), rewriting countless history books (and who would be the dictator who decides what goes and what stays), burning down all museums and libraries (how else do you get rid of all that pesky physical evidence of what really happened), Soviet style retouching of photographs etc, then the appropriate response is to ridicule your proposal, not to take it seriously. You wouldn't just risk repeating the bad events from history by erasing them, you would already be doing something even worse.

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    214. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      but you have to replace that self-delusion with something probably just as irrational.

      Why? What's wrong with simply striving to be a good person? To do right by others so that they will do right by you? Why do you need religion for that?

      Without religious meaning, you have to give things your own meaning. That is particularly difficult.

      Not so much, the meaning you give things usually derives from parents/friends/other loved ones. Even with religious meaning, the meanings you give things still derives from those you care about and those who influence you, not necessarily from the religion itself. Religion is merely the driving force rather than the source of meaning. The source of meaning is the way those you trust and look to for advice interpret that religion. Which means that religion itself is not necessary and can easily be replaced by a simple drive to be a good person or some other philosophical ideal. Not all philosophies are as irrational as religion.

      Without religious acceptance (the idea that there is someone who will always love you), you may be forever chasing self-improvement to unhealthy levels.

      With religious acceptance, you might still do the same thing. At the same time, religious unacceptance can drive you even further into unhealthy ideas due to the bigotry of some religious (being homosexual in a highly religious intolerant family and community for example). Personally I think that the idea of religious acceptance as you define it is ridiculous and contradictory. Either you remove all consequences because the big guy will always love you no matter what or you contradict yourself because He loves you so much that he'll put you into eternal torture and damnation because you didn't do what he asked.

      Irrationality comes natural to most people, it's kinda hardwired into humans to believe in something greater than themselves. However, the irrationality of religion can be replaced with simple rational ideals without the irrational parts and still be just as fulfilling without the self-delusion.

    215. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Creating make-work for individuals in a society doesn't improve the aggregate standard of living for the society as a whole - there is no NET gain, only the shift of gain and loss.

    216. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by gonar · · Score: 1

      actually, nearly a straight ripoff of Animal farm

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    217. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's a pretty foolish thing to say. How can high taxes be immoral? If high taxes were immoral, who gets to decide what counts as a high tax? Republicans? (LOL!) The current taxes rates are quite low by historic standards so they must not be immoral, right?

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    218. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by truk138 · · Score: 1

      Never remake history, it teaches us lessons on how truly horrible we are and what we can do to rise above that. if we don't know were we have been how can we know where we are?

    219. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Cwix · · Score: 1
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    220. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JackOfAllGeeks · · Score: 1

      Now, now. We could also edit the existence of religion out of history. That would be interesting. I'd love to set up an isolated control group (composed of orphan babies and robot nannies), give them a fabricated history of humanity and see if religion spontaneously redevelops.

      Unless you think religion was handed to us by angels, isnt' the fact that we HAVE religion proof that it develops spontaneously?

      Or do you instead mean to test if man's current understanding of reality is complete enough that no "cracks" remain that might foster the development of religion.

      I guess I'm just not clear on what it is you're testing for.

    221. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No. Just no.

      I'm sorry, but say what you like about the treatment of the Native Americans, but what happened to them is not worse than what Hitler did to the Jews or the other groups that they committed systematic genocide on in the twelve years of National Socialist control of Germany and most of Europe. Just because there were massacres and because reservations were sort of like concentration camps (but not really), does not mean that Indians were herded on cattle cars, stripped of their possessions, and then either shot into prepared mass graves or marched into gas chambers.

      There was no component of warfare against the Jews. The Jews were long time, and prosperous citizens of Germany and the other conquered countries who had even fought for Germany in some cases in WWI. They were all executed in less than twelve years. Six million Jews, and millions of other groups in about a decade. Less than a generation.

      Native tribes, although eventually outmatched by the technological strength of the US, prosecuted successful military action on the frontiers, many times trading massacre for massacre and in no few instances, winning battles against US forces. They fought over hundreds of years and at no time was it the policy of the United States to exterminate Indian tribes, even if the government participated or looked the other way while the Indians were cheated and starved.

      More to the point, the Holocaust was effected in the "modern" world. A world of (at the time) unprecedented scientific achievement, Reason and interaction between cultures. The plight of the Native Americans was different, cruel and sad by many measures, but Hitler did not learn how to kill humans with industrial efficiency from America.

      When I went to school, while there was not a full exploration of the atrocities against Indians in detail, they were certainly covered. The Trail of Tears, the land grabs, the reservations, the blankets with smallpox, the sham treaties, that was all there in high school, and even to a degree in middle school. I don't know where people get the idea that this is missing in US education, at least since the 1970s. Its there. In fact, I think sometimes it ignores certain details to ensure the slant remains firmly on the side of depicting the Native Americans as powerless victims, which they proved time and time again that they were not.

      Let's be clear, as someone who trained with an eye towards getting a Ph.D. in History and teaching, I can tell you that almost *any* college level course on just about any culture will bring out details that will cause you to shit yourself, as you put it. And there was definitely a period where the US thought pretty highly of itself and ignored, forgot or otherwise glossed over the downright evil actions that were sometimes committed in the name of progress and Manifest Destiny.

      The term that is descriptive of what people mean when they think of ignorant, history-blind Americans is American Exceptionalism, and it is certainly a real phenomenon, but there are limits to the level of ignorance that it actually engenders. The fact that there are rustics out in the countryside who are ignorant of the greater world or rabid nationalists is pretty much a fact of life in any country.

      Finally, the Canadians did not burn down the White House, the British did. In fact, it was a British brigade that had fought against Napoleon in Europe under the Duke of Wellington and was then dropped off by the Royal Navy via the Chesapeake. The American attempts to attack Canada never really got anywhere, but they did not go so badly that the Canadians could march through 500 miles of the interior of the US to get to Washington to burn it.

    222. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves.

      No, the only way people start down the path to true self improvement is by admitting that they are deeply flawed, unexceptional, and not particularly good. It's what motivates them to change. It's also what motivates them to accept that actually becoming better will be hard, and that failures, backslides will happen but they must push through.

      Nobody ever cured their alcoholism without first admitting that they were a damned drunk. Nobody ever stopped abusing the ones they loved by first telling themselves that they were great people. Nobody ever stopped being a bigot without admitting to themselves that they had been a prejudiced fool. And they never succeeded in fixing their problems without recognizing that they were still that same flawed person, and only via constant attention and effort could they avoid reverting to their previous state. Not to go all AA, since I do think they go too far with their "once an alchy, always an alchy" thing, but it is true that admitting to yourself that you were, are, and always will be a flawed individual is a necessary step in the process of becoming better.

      Or here's an example of this philosophy put to pragmatic use: Science.

      Do you think scientists go about the task of investigating the empirical universe by first lying to themselves by telling themselves that they are exceptional, and above the common human foibles of selection bias and confirmation bias? That they, being the awesome people they are, would never subconsciously skew the results towards what they expected or wanted the result to be?

      NO! Instead, science is about accepting these flaws, and then taking meticulous steps to account for and thus avoid them! It's the reason medical studies must be double-blind, because research physicians are not above these flaws and they know it! In fact I'd say probably the biggest difference between a successful scientist and a well-meaning crank is that the real scientist has made this admission to themselves, and would not believe their own experimental evidence if they allowed their perfectly ordinary human psychology to affect it.

      We will never eliminate racism, war, or other forms of human flaws by pretending they don't exist as part of human nature.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    223. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JackOfAllGeeks · · Score: 1

      Eventually you get to a root cause, the first white child who was not instructed -- and whatever spawned his hatred is unaddressed by simply ignoring history.

    224. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eleuthero · · Score: 0

      You bring up some good points for historical variants to mainstream Christianity--early Christianity, particularly pre-2nd century seems to be fairly uniform (there are theories otherwise, but looking into the sources reveals little support).

      While the first article you note suggests Gnostic roots for some of the Gospels as well as in the writings of Paul, these don't fit the historical pattern--the article on Gnosticism more generally at Wikipedia is better sourced and does not have as many flags from editors as to problematic issues with the entry. There is easily a reason that no branch of Christianity, as you note in your final link, supports a different NT canon than the others. There are a variety of reasons why this is possible. It could be that the various branches of Christianity actively tried to suppress variant views of Christ that would diminish their power / impact. This fits various patterns that we see in history. Given, however, the wide variance in acceptance of the OT canon between Jews, Orthodox, Ethiopian, Roman Catholic, and Protestant churches over the OT, it strikes me as odd that we should see no variation in the NT canon between established churches. Consider that even though the Coptic church has a different view of Christ's human-divine nature than do the western churches, they still hold to the same NT canon as the rest. This is significant.

      Consider also that in times of persecution, which was significant at various times in the Roman Empire's history, only what was considered absolutely vital would be kept. If the Bible as it is now upheld were not the only reliable document for that time period, why were some texts saved universally while others were universally left behind? Put another way, if the text of the Gospel According to the Hebrews were seen as fan fiction (using modern parlance) rather than accepted canon, it would be easy to hand this over to the Roman official demanding texts to burn. If, however, it were seen as words coming from God's mouth through man's writing, everything possible would have been done to hide it. This is, in fact, the testimony we see in early Christian writings.

      Further, the Gospel According to the Hebrews was written during the more accepted general period of Gnostic interaction with Christianity (acknowledging potential roots in other areas) - mid to late 2nd century rather than in the late first century for the books seen as part of the New Testament canon (even in those circles where the New Testament is thought to have been written beyond the first century, those books that established Christianity are seen to have been written in the first century itself).

      This is a fairly long reply (I apologize) but there is an even more thorough (and probably better thought out) evaluation of Old Testament and New Testament canons at http://bible.org/seriespage/bible-holy-canon-scripture.

    225. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history. ... No more racial resentment, no more ethnic conflicts, no more religious wars. We get along, we always got along, end of story.

      We have always been at peace with East Asia.

    226. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by navyjeff · · Score: 1

      If they were without emotion, why did they all applaud the speech in the early part of the movie?

    227. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by pooh666 · · Score: 1

      So true. Recently on the news I have seen family members of murders say things like, "but he was a really good boy" Ignorance of the past just leaves us open to those of us who have the strongest tendencies to dominate, exploit, and murder.

    228. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JackOfAllGeeks · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Words have power because we give them power and perpetuate them.

    229. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The guy who started it wasn’t. The rest followed along like sheep.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    230. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      You realize that moral/immoral aren't the only possibilities, right? There's also amoral.

    231. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ's teachings are perfectly in line with conservatism. He had the means to force us to do what he thought was right but he didn't, he let you live your life. People should act like Jesus, governments should act like God, and God is about the smallest government you can find.

    232. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by rwa2 · · Score: 1
    233. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      As another example, the celebrated King David is noted for being a ruthless bloodthirsty guy who had an affair and tried to cover it up by murdering the woman involved's husband).

      And who, according to the Bible, lost his throne and suffered much grief because of this terrible crime. You've nicely demonstrated why censorship is fraught with peril, as you may inadvertently remove the value of lessons we can learn via others' mistakes.

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    234. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it would, *another* religion and that's the problem! Education cures this and most other ills and it's clear we aren't getting enough!

    235. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by CedarHaven · · Score: 1

      Where ignorance is bliss, wisdom is folly.

      I only wish you could live in that imaginary land you describe, it sounds like you are already pretty close and you can keep the same mailbox.

      Seriously though, the reality is conflicts are what force us to deal with differences and develop our social and interpersonal skills. Hellen Keller phrased it "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved." As long as there are people in it any world you try to dream up will have conflicts and choices. It seems that only when people are raised in an environment of relative stability and isolation provided by the society that you are complaining about, are they able to formulate the fantasy of a utopian paradise. Simplicity only works in the sandbox afforded by the efforts of previous generations and padding the walls only reduces your options and scope.
      If you censor anything, so can anybody else and there is no guarantee of benevolence.
      Please forgive my rant.

      The unexamined life isn’t worth living.

    236. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      And also doomed to repeat it all?

      Yes, but were pretty much going to do that anyway.

    237. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      "- Who decides what to erase? Hitler, Stalin or the Pope? Or everybody?"

      George Dubya Bush actually... he's the Decider

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irMeHmlxE9s
      49 seconds in

    238. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one look forward to the creation of this "Demolition Man" world where old people must swear in a public bathroom to get citations in lieu of toilet paper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWcEGDXOUg) and nursery songs are the only songs allowed on the radio.

      Not quite. The "minitunes" were advertising jingles. Korporat Amerika ueber alles!

      My favourite quote from that movie? "Murderdeathkill? We're police, we're not trained to handle that kind of violence!"

    239. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by cheater512 · · Score: 1
    240. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      This was precisely my point in noting that the Bible was a bad example to use when stating that history was once again being written to highlight just the "good" parts from the perspective of one individual (note the parent post to my original comment). It shows both bad and good, even when the "bad" hurts its position in the eyes of some readers.

    241. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I am totally against this sort of censorship, but I have to wonder if at some point, all parties need to forgive and move on. Not today, perhaps, but someday, there will come a point where absolutely nothing is served by keeping a specific instance of oppression in present memory.

      If you think back and really start to catalog everything unfair that has ever happened to you personally, renewed resentment will likely be your only reward. Once we have ensured that the present effects of the past unfairness are finally mitigated, it may become time to start forgetting everything but the simple lesson that oppression of one for the sole benefit of another is never justified and leave it at that.

      There may well be a day that Huck Finn should be retired altogether from classroom instruction, but nevertheless left in libraries, uncensored, to be found if it is ever needed to either entertain or instruct. I would much rather see that fate for the book than it continuing to exist on center stage in a debased form.

    242. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      How we did worse things to the indian population than Hitler did.

      Citation sorely needed for the "worse" part. Looks like ordinary conquest and the methods used were the only effective way to win by conquest. None of that was "wrong" at the time, and it bears reminding that conquest was normal and acceptable worldwide.

      Actually, he's quite right. Hitler didn't do a thing to the Indians. Compared to nothing, we're just a bunch of bastards. Of course, if you meant rounding up non-resisting citizens, stripping them naked, and gassing them to death, I guess my education comes from the "wrong side of history" because none of those actions - or anything remotely as vile - were mentioned.

      Note: for all those who intend to pile on and tell me all the atrocities committed against Indians, don't bother, I'm not defending America's westward expansion techniques any more than I'm defending Hitler. I'm simply pointing out that there are degrees of evil, and Hitler was quite a bit further up the scale than those darned expansionists.

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      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
    243. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't religion...it's people.

      Isn't this obvious, since religion does not exist without people? I remember a religious person once told me, if there was no God and he knew it, he would rape and murder, which justifies why religion is good. I am not religious and I would never rape or murder. The fact that people like this exist frightens me. In Germany, the crime rate is very low, and East Germany are particularly non-religious. So does religion stop people from committing crimes? Perhaps some, but clearly religion is not a requirement for people to have high moral standards. In fact, religion is sometimes used to get people to commit criminal acts, like the extremists in the middle east. And what about the pedophiles that the Catholic church protects?

    244. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by lennier · · Score: 1

      The necktie is a symbol of wealth and power. Never trust a man who wears one

      Indeed. After the revolution, can we make the new symbol of wealth and power be something a little more comfortable to wear? Like a diamond-studded T-shirt and jandals? (sharp pointy bits facing out, of course)

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    245. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, it only needs an old man in the sky to make the delusion perfect.

      You mean like this guy?

    246. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Come on, the GP was obviously proposing "We are at peace with Eurasia. We have always been at peace with Eurasia."

    247. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a shame that the religion that you lost wasn't Christianity, since one of the fundamental teachings of Christianity is that no one is a good person.

      Say what? Is that a Roman Catholic teaching?

      I don't consider myself Christian by a long shot. But I did go to a Christian school and was never taught that Original Sin means that none of us are good. On the other hand, I was taught that we are all children of God. If that is so, and God is capable of perfection (omnipotent), and none of us are good, then God's creations are deliberately imperfect. So it is not Satan that makes mankind evil, but God?

    248. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

      ... humans, as a whole, are a pretty messed up bunch.

      [Citation Needed].

      I've found it much more fruitful to view my fellow travelers on this tiny ball of mud to actually be pretty benign, for the most wanting simply to live their lives as best they can. Other than the few aberrations (sociopaths, psychopaths,and other variations of "path"), the only messed-up thing about us is that we have somehow allowed to exist (or have actively created) societies that mis-allocate resources, allow the most venal among us to rise to positions of power, and do not tend to promote policies that could help keep us from procreating to the extent that we must rape the planet (and each other) to survive. As such, I believe that the main treatment should be on the creation of societies that do not have these flaws.

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    249. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by markass530 · · Score: 2

      There is a reason the Canadians came down and burned the whitehouse to the ground.

      don't let history get in the way of your rant. A Canadian did call for retaliation for the sacking of york, because it was against "the civilized laws of war". We however wouldn't be a country if we accepted the civilized ways of waging war back then "Lets stand in a line and mow each other down!". It was the advance guard of British troops under General Robert Ross who burned the White House.

    250. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      If that worked, then we would never have committed genocide the first time. But we did, numerous times, independently, on different continents and in different cultures. Obviously, the lack of a precedent isn't going to prevent us doing it again.

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    251. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      I have a problem with science fanatics making blanket statements like this. Where is your evidence? Where is your proof?

      Well, with the way a lot of religions are, the rules basically say that only the god(s) of said religion are the real one, and that other religions are false. They can't all be right. Therefore a lot of these religions are based on human delusion and wishful thinking, confirmation bias etc. Even if one or more religions is "real", or is more about a lifestyle than a god or whatever, the rest are all delusion and fantasy.

      I agree with your sentiment, but when I make blanket statements I do generally mean them, and have reasons for them. I write enough as it is without explaining everything I say in detail.

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    252. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm just not clear on what it is you're testing for.

      A sense of humor.

    253. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      No need to spend billions and kidnap orphan babies.

      Other than the "fun" aspect of it, of course.

    254. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Not including something in a compilation isn't the same as trying to modify history to remove references to it.

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    255. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      No need to have my face plastered anywhere. Seriousy, no one would want that, secret lair or not. *shudder*

      Is it me or did other people take my post way too seriously? I mean, geez...

    256. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      I'm not being a troll here, I'm asking a serious question. Wouldn't we be better off for it?

      No, we will not be better off for it, any more than we were better off for it when a Sherlock Holmes film was released that did not show Holmes in all his cocaine-injecting, tobacco-smoking, misogynistic glory. What is wrong with acknowledging that at one time, racial slurs were commonplace, and that the literature of that period reflected it? Is it not better if, when your children read this book, you then explain to them that society has moved on from those days, instead of trying to construct a delusional view of history in which such days never existed?

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    257. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JimProuty · · Score: 1

      My favorite version of this is Robert A. Heinlein's "Double Star", where the not-very-admirable protagonist impersonates an ailing admired world leader, and successfully transforms himself into that admired world leader upon the leader's passing (hey, it *is* fiction).

    258. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I pretty much agree with you there. I've always thought eastern philosophies were quite cool and interesting, though I'm still obviously pretty cynical about any claims of spirituality. Using some form of spirituality as a way of better understanding or visualising our own bodies and natures is fine, but it's the untestable superstitions that make me wary, even if they might seem fun or attractive.

      For example, I enjoy yoga from a physical mastery and health benefits perspective, but some yoga places take the spiritual side of it way too seriously for my liking, so I haven't ever joined a club or anything.

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      which is totally what she said
    259. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people can't learn to live in peace regardless of what occurred in the past. Then people would not be able to live in peace without that past.

    260. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I wish I hadn't commented, or I'd be giving you mod points.

      And, as you well know, there were also groups of activist citizens that publicly opposed the shabby treatment of the Native Americans during much of our history as well.

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    261. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War wouldn't disappear, but come on. When Israel/Iran - India/Pakistan start tossing nukes it will be religion.

      Hundreds of years of gay murders and executions, witch burnings, genocides, etc. - religion.

      Let's not forget the suppression of science and the misery and lost progress in the Middle Ages - all religion.

      How about just about every morality law in this crazy country? I suspect this list could go on for a long long time.

      I don't think there is a magic way to eliminate religion and create John Lennon's Imagine world, but if you could it would be better than this.

    262. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wasn't being sarcastic when I said "You've nicely demonstrated..." I thought it was a great example, and was attempting to clarify that point a bit. Re-reading my post, I can see how it might be taken otherwise.

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    263. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by lennier · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have an honest-as-possible recording of history than a Scrubbed-Clean-With-Bad-Stuff-Replaced-By-Rainbows-And-Unicorns version.

      Have you ever seen a man gored by a rainbow unicorn? It's not pretty. So much blood, and the colours... everywhere.

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    264. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by lennier · · Score: 1

      We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

      At least the iPod ration has been increased.

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    265. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      So basically all the stuff about god continually sanctifying people is BS and they have to do everything themselves? It's not that I thought I was great or perfect or anything, and I certainly wasn't doing "what I wanted to do". I did start questioning the point of things like prayer etc though. The idea that you only get what you pray for if god wanted you to have it anyway, so what is the point of praying, and those kinds of thoughts. That is why I ended up so nihilistic about everything, also the fact I was depressed for several years would have helped. But to claim that I didn't understand the stuff you are talking about is a bit much. I'd say more that I started seeing everything for what it was. Reading your bible every day (which I did for around 10 years or more) and praying every day (which I also did, but it started to wane with the depression), going to church and socialising mostly with Christians etc are great ways to keep reinforcing your beliefs.

      A lot of Christians never seriously challenge what they believe. Even if they do kind of challenge themselves, they do it from the point of view of "god definitely exists, so how can I make this fit to that", rather than looking at things from "okay, the bible has to prove to me here that it's right, rather than me just 'accepting on faith'" type thing.

      You're right that it's very hard to reason with someone once their beliefs are set. I am still trying to be open minded to things in life, but seriously - if you looked at many other popular religions you would say within a few minutes "that's dumb, that can't possibly be true, because [x]". But with their own religions, people don't have that clarity - if anything seems obviously wrong, they will think about it and change many little beliefs they have until they no longer clash with their big belief. Changing big beliefs is HARD and very, very scary. Imagine worrying that the last 20 years of your life has in essence been based on a lie. It's not easy. It's not like I wanted that to be true (at first - eventually I just accepted it and now I'm glad I did), I just had to consider the possibility that it was and take my own doubts seriously.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    266. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know more than a few people in California who think that slavery was a "east coast thing".

      Funny, how much were the Chinese workers who built the California railroads paid?

    267. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      What if someone knows they're going to die? Why would they think they're going to have a next thought?

      I've always taken my beliefs seriously, and I wouldn't call that the capstone of my life, I'd call that the foundation. Of anyone's life. Everyone has beliefs, it just so happens that my beliefs are not based on religion now, and I believe that it's better not to base your life on things that are patently superstitions. I can't willingly accept a lie even if I knew that believing that lie would make me happy. If I thought that way I'd just get it over with by becoming a drug addict, and eventually dying of an overdose. Hey, if it I'm happy during the process then it's all good!

      --
      which is totally what she said
    268. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      It's good to see you two getting along. This bickering has been going on for too long.

      --
      I gave up religion for Lent.
    269. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by josecanuc · · Score: 1

      In Brave New World they ignored history completely to make everyone get along.

      Don't forget massive drug use!

    270. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      1. It is difficult if previously you believed the meaning of life was found in religion, yes. I did find it *very* hard for the first couple of years. Now I've just kind of come to accept it. Even when I was religious I started to see the whole thing as kind of meaningless too. The idea of this world being a test and the next being bliss. Why not give everyone bliss? Why create any souls at all if god is is perfect communion with himself already? This kind of thing, probably shouldn't get into it.

      2. Possibly.

      3. Again perhaps. For the last year or so I've come to find enjoyment in simply being alive though. I started try to get properly fit around the time I lost religion, as I see my body as the only thing I have now (before I was quite happy with having an eternal soul), and now I take great pleasure in Parkour and movement in general. It sounds silly, but it really is quite satisfying, in the same way that a dog loves to run around a field/beach, or stick its head out of a car window. You just have to learn to enjoy the journey rather than always worrying about the destination (which I do still find kind of depressing).

      Many people consider Parkour irrational, so that works ;)

      --
      which is totally what she said
    271. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kinda stuck out at me too.

      Of course it was British Soldiers (in the War of 1812) that did that. Technically at the time "Canadians" were just another flavor of "British", so you could try to use the terms interchangably. However, there were some all-Canadian units in action in the War of 1812, and none of those served in that part of the campaign.

    272. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      I said "coincidentally", maybe you should look up what that means. I may have changed anyway even if I'd stayed religious, but we'll never know.

      I know they're not mutually exclusive, but consider one thing: when you blame a lot of the wrong in your life on your inherently sinful or the work of the devil, or are always wondering what is a test from god and what isn't, it makes it harder to see your own failings as your actual responsibility. That is how I ended up thinking while I was starting to go through what were obviously the most serious doubts I'd ever had during my 10 years of believing in Jesus as my saviour and all that. I realised I couldn't take seriously the idea that we would be responsible for sin when it's basically god that knowingly created the entire concept of it. Sin is basically anything god doesn't like. It's completely arbitrary and god punishes those who don't do what he likes, even though he created them that way. Yeah, that makes so much sense.

      What you are basically saying is, god doesn't change people, people change people. I entirely agree.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    273. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

      Uh, not just a Roman Catholic teaching, that's definitely a foundational belief for all Christianity. The entire point of Christianity is that all people are bad/sinful/imperfect, and therefore need reconciliation with the good/sinless/perfect God (Citation - Romans 3:23 - "... for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, ...) through Jesus. That's why Jesus had to be perfect, because otherwise his sacrifice would've been pointless and he would've just received the punishment for his own sin. Read up on "substitutionary atonement" for more details.

      As for your other question - the idea is that God did create mankind to be perfect, but he had to give us some amount of free will, otherwise we're the equivalent of little preprogrammed robots running around doing what he programmed us do (not going to get into free will vs predestination here). However with that free will we chose (either literally "Adam and Eve chose" or "we all continue to choose" depending on how you take the first few chapters of Genesis) to sin, and therefore became imperfect.

      That's what we believe, at least some of us. There's a lot of really bad theology out there these days.

      Flame away...

    274. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      "We've never done this" doesn't preclude a response like, "Fine, but we're doing it now, watch this!" when it comes to answering our self-serving nature. And we are self-serving, and quite effective at it (sadly, even when it comes to bashing in skulls or turning cities into fireballs), so short of changing our nature there will be no gain from knowing that "we've never done this," only the sense of a challenge ahead.

      It is not awareness of our past that condemns us to brutality against those who are different from us, but our failure to find and unite against an enemy even more different that our skin color, and all the rest we like to decry about each other.

      So long as we know of what heinous deeds we are capable, we have at least knowledge of the abyss from which to steer clear when we don't let emotions cloud our reasoning. Remove that knowledge (utterly as proposed), and we'll blindly go over the cliff, knowing no better than the children in Lord of the Flies, and will be condemned to do it all over again, only this time with some seriously bad-ass weapons at our disposal.

      I think reason, not ignorance, is a better guide when it comes to our future. This is why I prefer our leaders to be smart and educated, rather than swaggering, shoot-from-the-hip cowboys.

      --
      --Udo.
    275. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      FYI, Native Americans, at least the ones I've talked to about it, generally prefer to be called American Indians.

      --
      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    276. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Actually, many history teachers these days are quite liberal and have no problem discussing the horrors committed by the United States. In fact, many seem to enjoy it. When it comes to horrors committed in history, it should be kept in mind that the United States is far from unique. An astute student of world history will realize that people in power in all times have tended to abuse the less powerful around them. While the United States has a history of committing atrocities, it has a history of exposing them and trying to learn and improve from them. Compare that to the Soviet Union, or ask a modern Japanese student about what happened in Korea during World War 2.

    277. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Raenex · · Score: 2

      War wouldn't disappear, but come on. When Israel/Iran - India/Pakistan start tossing nukes it will be religion.

      Both World Wars weren't fought over religion. Hitler wasn't religious. Stalin wasn't religious. South Korea and North Korea don't fight over religion. The Cold War and threat of nuclear annihilation was not over religion. The United States invading Iraq was not over religion.

      Sorry, mankind doesn't need religion to fight. I'm an atheist and despise all the evil done in the name of religion, but religion is not the fundamental problem.

    278. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Simpsons reference:

      Ok, and for your final question, what caused the Civil War?

      Well, actually there were several political and economic factors that--

      Uh, Apu?

      Yeah?

      Just say "slavery".

      And that, in a nutshell, is how we screw up. We oversimplify and rewrite history at a whim, till the chance of the next generation understanding what was really going on is virtually nil.

      You get kooks intent on attacking Christianity who insist that Hitler and the Nazis were "christianity" run amok, when in fact, they were demonstratably more an occult-focused group who simply appropriated symbols from wherever they felt like. You get kooks who idolize as "peace symbols" people like Che Guevara, a violent, bloodthirsty maniac who ordered and participated in quite a few bloodbaths. You get people who fail to recognize when they're being played for suckers by the front groups that pop up left and right with cutesy-sounding names.

      There are still hordes of left-wing fucktards who convince themselves that Lenin and Stalin and Trotsky gave a crap for anything other than installing themselves into power, just as there are still hordes of right-wing fucktards who think that completely barren, anarchy-based laissez-faire capitalism is a good idea. Sadly at the moment, that second one seems to be this "Tea Party" wing of the Republicans, but they thankfully don't look like they'll last all that long before they either get one hell of a reality check or get chucked into the wastebin of history when their policies fuck up even worse than the past two years of almost total Democrat control already have.

    279. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by MrSenile · · Score: 2

      I'm simply pointing out that there are degrees of evil, and Hitler was quite a bit further up the scale than those darned expansionists.

      I still have, from my great-great-grandfather's collection, his private diary stating of tobacco bags made from the testicles of American Indians.

      So let's see...

      Hitler gassed Jews.... Americans wiped out indian tribes through diseased blankets/clothing.

      Hitler mutulated Jews for scientific expansion (and I'm sure pleasure).... Americans mutulated indians -just- for pleasure.

      Hitler tried to exterminate Jews.... Americans DID exterminate tribes of indians.

      Hitler was out to take over the world and failed.... Americans were out to take over the richest nation of the world and succeeded.

      Thus, I must disagree with your point above. Good ol' America, in how they treated the Americian Indians, were right up there with Hitler in the evil department, not degrees away as you said. The reason we aren't looked down upon in the same manner is frankly because unlike Hitler, we won.

      Besides, I'm sure that Hitler didn't light up his pipe with his Jew testicle bag....

    280. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      Ya, I suppose Native American sounds too much like African American which, when my friend retorts when called that, "I'm not from Africa, I'm from Florida." Recently I've encountered a trend of referring to all American Indians as a single ethnic group, too (like saying Native European or something); so I'm not sure how to address the different regional aspects of the Americas. Myself I've got a varied background that includes an unspecified and undocumented tribe from colonial era America, as well as three or more groups of Europeans of which only Swedish and German ancestry is known for certain - tho I'm all Californian (if that means anything). The folk I know who are either still a member of a local tribe or have roots to one prefer to be called either Indian or by their first name.

    281. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      I guess I worded that wrongly. I don't think about things like sin existing any more, so I was just talking from my current secular perspective. I definitely did believe I was sinful back then, in my own thoughts, but in my everyday interactions with other people I'd thought of myself, (and other people thought of me, and still do) as a "nice guy". There are plenty of Christians, and non-Christians who treat others well. Everyone has their breaking point perhaps. I found mine, and I wasn't proud of it.

      That probably was a catalyst that allowed me to take my doubts at the time more seriously (obviously all Christians go through periods of doubt, and I'd had a few, but always felt I came out of them stronger), really seriously. Most Christians don't actually take their doubts seriously. They get some difficult questions, get a little bit scared, but then manage to twist their beliefs so that everything makes sense again. Not many actually seriously consider that the scary thing might actually be correct. They assume it can't be correct. You can't simply convince someone that god isn't there if they have been brought up to believe that he is. They have to be in the right frame of mind to be able to take it seriously.

      Of course working from the more sensible point of view of "don't assume anything is 100% true until it has been proven so", nobody would believe in god any more than they believe that the world is composed of 4 elements.

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      which is totally what she said
    282. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, people are the problem, and religion is the symptom.

    283. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      So it is not Satan that makes mankind evil, but God?

      This is the nail on the head for what made me realise the bible was a joke. Don't forget that God made Satan too.

      Despite apparently already being perfect and in perfect communion relationship with all 3 of his parts, he felt he needed to create billions of things to worship him. I'd say he has more issues than just a split personality/being.

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      which is totally what she said
    284. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2

      Finally, the Canadians did not burn down the White House, the British did. In fact, it was a British brigade that had fought against Napoleon in Europe under the Duke of Wellington and was then dropped off by the Royal Navy via the Chesapeake. The American attempts to attack Canada never really got anywhere, but they did not go so badly that the Canadians could march through 500 miles of the interior of the US to get to Washington to burn it.

      I hate to burst your bubble, but most of it is generally considered a "Canadian Attack" as Canada was still a British Colony at that point. Any Canadian troops were considered British and any British troops operating directly for Canada's interests would also be considered Canadian troops. You wouldn't deny that Canada fought in the World Wars, would you? Even though we were still intermingled with Great Britain?

      Canada's laws still had to go through British checks and balances all the way till 1949 - and we didn't gain full access to our own constituion till 1982. We're an incredibly young Country, if you are going to claim that Canada didn't burn down the White House than you can say the 1976 Olympics held in Montreal weren't Canadian at all, but British.

    285. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      In the case of the civil war, Lincoln famously said that he would gladly give up his opposition to slavery if it would end the war.

      But the war would not end that way, because it was about a lot more than slavery.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    286. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Why? What's wrong with simply striving to be a good person? To do right by others so that they will do right by you? Why do you need religion for that?

      I'll just stop you there. The OP was railing against irrationality - being a good person, no matter how you subjectively define good, is going to be an irrational endeavor. Believe me, I don't want to start a debate about the nature of altruism and societal standards. Just keep in mind, your idea of 'good' ain't the next person's.

      Look, I'm not saying religion is great or anything, I'm just saying that it's one of many irrational things people can tell themselves to stay sane during this confusing and irrational existence. When you trade in religion, you get something else... perhaps better or worse, I don't care that's your decision. You may argue that some things are more 'rational' to believe, and perhaps you would be correct under some circumstances - I'm not defending the Tooth Fairy here. But everybody's got a story they tell themselves.

      --
      Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
    287. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      What I didn't explicitly say, you said better. I was mainly pointing out that the pursuit of rationality should not be the purpose of one's life, else they go insane. As I believe Kant once said, all rationality eventually leads to absurdity.

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      Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
    288. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pat Robertson has converted more Christians to athiesm than all the athiests at slashdot combined could ever hope to.

      I can't speak for anyone else, but I'll point out that as an atheist on Slashdot, I don't "hope to convert" anyone. If people change their beliefs after a discussion with me (which I'm not gonna force on them), great, but I'm not trying to convert or preach or anything like that. That's a christian thing.

    289. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I can't grasp the meaning of your left-wing and right-wing examples. Are you saying that both left-wing and right-wing have good ideas, but also have crazy people? Or are you saying that left-wing and right-wing people are crazy, period?

      I think that simplifying things is part of human nature. Maybe it's laziness, maybe it's necessary so that we can begin to understand things. Like models. The more simplified ideas we "know", the more there is to know. It's all there, only waiting for us to dig deeper. But we have to start somewhere... and, I think, have a little openness to the possibility that the more complex picture may end up invalidating the simpler model.

      My impression is actually that most people don't even get to the simplified knowledge. They just don't know anything about most common History subjects. Most subjects, for that matter, other than the latest TV star or tweet.

      If Joe can answer "slavery" to the Civil War question, I'll be somewhat happy with that. But I wonder how many would answer:

      - Uhh... Obama bin Ladun(sic)?

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      http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
    290. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a bounty on indian scalps at one point? You'll find a few more if you actually knew a bit about your own history.

    291. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I do and considered going on to point out that ascribing morality to taxes at all was silly. Why do you think I don't realize that?

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    292. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Because your parent never said taxes were immoral, he simply said they were not moral.

      You ASSUMED he meant they were immoral; I read it as implying they were amoral.

      Since you went for the most inflammatory reading of your parent, I assumed you were not aware of the less inflammatory possibility.

    293. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting thought, perhaps someone with some sociology and/or psychology expertise can offer further insight.

      My admittedly un-expert thought is that I like the idea of training ourselves to do those things which we generally agree are preferred, and to encourage an aversion to counter-productive behaviors. In fact, much of our "child raising" and "education" and even cultural traditions hinge on doing just that, and generally with measurably effective results.

      However, I see at least two problems with carrying this onward to historical revisionism to such an extent.

      Firstly, in any statistically significant sample of humanity there will be a range of responses to any given stimulus, including utterly aberrant outliers. So, erasing knowledge of past errors will not prevent recurrence, and in fact, people will invent new ways to screw everything up without any knowledge or assistance at all.

      Secondly, extending from the first point, any significant sample of humanity (larger than one) will be unable to agree on precisely what is the most desirable reaction to a given stimulus, thus the best you can hope for is some regional or otherwise cross-sectional compromise.

      In fact, looking back at my earlier paragraph, that's what we already have.

      "We" (for some value of "we") already employ revisionist history, self-delusion, fables, indoctrination, propaganda, war, and politics to attempt to eliminate behaviors "we" find undesirable. And look at the mess "we" are in...

      I think that perhaps the opposite is more desirable as a tonic for what ails "us". Harsh, unflinching realism and measurable data about actions and results in human history. Apply the scientific method to the data, devise hypotheses for improvements, test, measure, lather, rinse, repeat.

      But I expect there are plenty who prefer dogma and revisionism, so I guess we'll have to compromise on something in between.

      --
      WALSTIB!
    294. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make some good points, but I disagree at least in part with your assertion that the Native American genocide and the Jewish Holocaust are not comparable.

      Well into the '50s the Indians were depicted as the "primitive savages", or as racially inferior to the whites by even the mainstream media - similar to the caricaturization of the Jews by the Nazi regime. I would argue the reason why there was no centralized campaign to eradicate the Native Americans as a racial group was that they were not concentrated well enough, and did not stand in the way of, American industrial progress. But when they did, measures to eliminate them were taken swiftly - Andrew Jackson in Florida will provide illustrative examples.

      That Native Americans were able to prosecute military action against the United States is largely a factor of their geographic distribution and the fact that they were trained to fight as a part of their way of life - unlike the Jewish citizens of Germany. This ability does not alter the attitude of the United States toward them.

      It is, I freely admit, something of a stretch to suggest that the U.S. and Nazi Germany are identical in their treatment of their respective "racial questions". Nevertheless, a genocide was committed in both instances. This fact certainly permits the appropriate parallels to be drawn - I feel it is disingenuous to suggest that the two events are "entirely" unlike each other. Finally, the Native American wars were still taking place even into the late 1800s - certainly an industrial-enough era, and the final American-Indian wars are regarded as ending in 1918. Is that really that far from 1933?

    295. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You apparently fail to understand what the basic Christian doctrine means, if you didn't accept that you "needed to improve", you did not understand Christianity.
      However, that was not the reason I chose to reply. My question for you is, life is a lot of work, if the 70-100 years of biological life is all there is, why bother? Why haven't you committed suicide? This is not a troll, but a genuine question, when I struggled with my doubts, I could conceive of no reason to go on living if this life is all there is.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    296. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      i would disagree, greed and hate are big parts of human nature; seeing signs of a world war, an totalitarian government, etc are not.

      truth is the fastest way to freedom.

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      warning pointless sig
    297. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still hordes of left-wing fucktards who convince themselves that Lenin and Stalin and Trotsky gave a crap for anything other than installing themselves into power

      There are plenty of examples of the left rewriting history to suit its narrative, but yours doesn't really apply anymore.

      What you say was true in the past, but nowadays even the leftie moonbat types recognize that the USSR was made of fail. To be sure, they'll give you the boilerplate speech about how that wasn't real communism, etc. but they won't defend Stalin.

      Other than that, excellent post.

    298. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is a reason the Canadians came down and burned the whitehouse to the ground."

      you obviously dont know a damn thing about history yourself.

    299. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And, as an aside, removing religion would not end the wars, genocides, judgement, etc that pervades our cultures. Religion provides a focal point more often than not because of the topics it attempts to address. However, if you removed religion from this world, I can guarantee you that something else would quickly take its place. The problem isn't religion...it's people.

      The problem with religion is not that it's a form of broken thinking which can self-reinforce and can lead to a spiral of violence.

      There's many other forms of broken thinking that have similar properties: racism, bigotry or just plain old fashioned clinical paranoia.

      The problem with religion is, that unlike other forms of broken thinking, criticising religion publicly and privately is a taboo in all western societies. Do that in private and people look funny at you, do that in public as a politician you become almost immediately radioactive and unelectable in most cases, for the rest of your political life.

      So religion gives a platform to plain-out crazy people, and gives them very far-reaching immunity to organize and become organized and become educated (translate: even more crazy) people - without being criticised for their views. Religious associations even get various monetary advantages, such as tax exempt status.

      The point where western societies say 'no' to religious extremism is only at the very last stage of radicalism, at the point where they are only a very small distance away from outright terrorism.

      The other 99% of religious people, who are not radicals at all, implicitly tolerate broken thinking by maintaining the taboo status ...

      So religion, simply put, turns off the 'immune system' of societies, it is exempt from the normal checks and balances that marginalize idiots. Dangerous people can "grow" in religious organizations for many, many years before they do anything outright illegal.

      On the other hand, if you practice simple quackery in pretty much any other topic, you will immediately get criticised rather frankly both in private and in public, and societies will not let you become organized with like-minded people nearly as much as you'd be able to do it under a religious umbrella.

      That is why religions regularly breed dangerous, mainstream idiots, while UFO believers are marginalized, harmless idiots.

      Remove the special, exempt status of churches and remove the taboo of criticising religion, and much of the problems surrounding religions will disappear.

      And yes, the situation is so bad that I had to comment as an AC, just to make this simple argument ...

    300. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by valnar · · Score: 0

      And you are one of the brainwashed people that think Liberalism is better. Conservatism is much more inline with Christianity. If you haven't noticed, it's only the left wing organizations like the ACLU and liberal atheists trying to stamp out Christianity. Perhaps they have God's best interest at heart?

    301. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by nospam007 · · Score: 1
    302. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you say bad things about god, that makes me uncomfortable. Please let's be friends. Stop saying these things so we can still be friends.

      Scientists say things that make me uncomfortable. They should stop. I want them as my friends. But

      I could go on. In short, free speech goes down the drain. Free information too. But that's okay as long as we feel good about it.

    303. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Politically correct Red Riding Hood.

      There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

      Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

      Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

      One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

      "But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

      Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

      "But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

      Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for womyn to oppress each other, since all womyn were equally oppressed until all womyn were free.

      "But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

      And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical womyn's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

      "But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

      But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

      Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

      Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

      Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

      On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

      She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

      Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

      She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

      The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

      Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

      Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

      But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

      He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action a

    304. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Ok, I guess I did assume he views taxes as a moral issue, but that's really the only sensible interpretation.

      If he doesn't then I'm not sure where his comment comes from as I certainly have never heard a liberal say that taxes are immorally low but I regularly hear conservatives compare their taxes to legalized robbery. All the liberals I know actually prefer low taxes, but only as low as can be afforded.

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    305. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, the Canadians did not burn down the White House, the British did. In fact, it was a British brigade that had fought against Napoleon in Europe under the Duke of Wellington and was then dropped off by the Royal Navy via the Chesapeake. The American attempts to attack Canada never really got anywhere, but they did not go so badly that the Canadians could march through 500 miles of the interior of the US to get to Washington to burn it.

      It is clear from your post that you know your facts, but I suspect others might not, so I want to point out that Canadians were British at the time. There was no country called Canada; there were two British colonies called Upper Canada (now Ontario) and Lower Canada (now Quebec) among other British colonies remaining in the Americas. The war was fought between Britain and the U.S., and was pretty poorly executed on both sides, more or less resulting in a stalemate. The only decisive action seems to have been the Battle of New Orleans when Colonel Jackson resoundingly beat a numerically superior British force. Ironically, a peace treaty had already been signed in Europe, but news had not made it back, yet.

      As a Canadian, however, I still say, "We burnt down the White House!"

    306. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by iaminthetrunk · · Score: 1

      The necktie literally evolved out of the dinner napkin. Don't get too carried away. Ludicrous shoes meant to display that you can't be bothered to walk more than 50 feet to resolve a problem are easily a better definitive litmus test of religious quality.

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      "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality." -Dante
    307. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Ha!

    308. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by iaminthetrunk · · Score: 1

      Actually it is wonder that brings us religion. Self-delusion is generally a disappointment with the realization that one has been tangled up in projections and wish fulfillment fantasies, which is helpful when it brings useful change. Whereas the underlying wonder / marvel as wonder / marvel, which is a key basis of religious impulse, is not the cause or target of that self-delusive drive or the aftermath of grappling with it. Best of luck with your continued unfolding, whichever path of atheism / agnosticism / religious inclination you take.

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      "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality." -Dante
    309. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Go ask questions like how did the I and II World War started

      Well, that's not really fair. A lot of historians are still having endless arguments about why WW I started.

      Sure, you can say that it was the death of Ferdinand what done it, but that doesn't really answer the question; this was the excuse for war, but not the cause. Otherwise, every time some useless aristocrat gets popped by a radical, we'd have a world war on our hands.

    310. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is being offended by this word?

      White people who do not want to fulfill their responsibility of explaining it to their kids.

    311. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Empiric · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting test-case. I would contend you could not have a thought without the implied belief of having available a subsequent thought--much like you could not choose to analyze something without at least the -belief- you are sane and capable of the required chain of reasoning.

      In any case, we'd probably have to delve into this more deeply to have it provide an interesting discussion, as we would to change your second paragraph to more than a simple set of Bare Assertion fallacies.

      Since this isn't an active thread anymore, and I'll probably lack the motivation... I'll just leave the question for you to determine.

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    312. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

      When history is forgotten, it is doomed to be repeated.

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      There are 2 groups of people you can make fun of on the Internet without fear of attack. The illiterate, and the Amish.
    313. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Brother+Witch · · Score: 1

      Sure it all involves a good dose of self-delusion, but a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion. After all, no one starts down their path to self-improvement by admitting to themselves that they are an unexceptional, not particularly good or worthwhile person. They start by telling themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" even if they know deep-down that they're lying to themselves. And, quite often, the lie actually BECOMES the reality. Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better. Why not apply the same principle to society as a whole?

      Ummmm, yeah, about that. Hate to break it to ya but people do start on the path to self improvement by saying, 'hey you know what, I am a bad person. But I can be better, let me try.' Think about it and remember the only way to improve is to face what you are and what you have been and to remember and not do it again.

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    314. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      It is useful and interesting to discuss and reason things out.

      Exactly! Similarly, our brains are "planning machines". They do not discriminate; they come up with "bad plans" just as much as they come up with "good plans". The "bad plans" help to warn us, especially those of us that can also think far enough to see the consequences of those bad plans.

      Which is why I think suicidal thoughts are nothing to be upset by. Or, rather: if you find that your suicidal thoughts are encouraging you, rather than upsetting you, then you should seek counseling.

      I relish playing devil's advocate; partly because ... well, I'll just keep that to myself. :)

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    315. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's a real difference between "they're going to fight anyway, so let's make swords to sell to them", versus "we will initiate false flag attacks to goad them into fighting." Watch Zeitgeist, and Zeitgeist: Addendum.

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    316. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      What, something like, "I suck, You suck, We all suck, For Christ sucked"?

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    317. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Broken window fallacy much?

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    318. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      You're basically calling for ignorance of things that "might" hurt us, if I didn't interpret it wrongly.

      We're better off without X knowledge. X knowledge is experience.

      Fire will still burn even if we don't know about it. But if we DO know, some of us might be wise enough to avoid touching it.

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      "Science can amuse and fascinate us all, but it is engineering that changes the world. " - Asimov.
    319. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by servognome · · Score: 1

      Broken Window Fallacy is overly simplistic in that it assumes the opportunity cost produces more wealth which is not necessarily true.

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    320. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      While I object to the censorship strongly; if they would remove the word nigger from common knowledge everywhere so that its just a silly word without impact -- like long dead and dated terms like kike, cracker, honky, that lack the emotional impact and are virtually useless. Or go the other direction with the heavy use of profanity to the point of removing the profane nature of it. Its quite a childish game to have taboo words like we do. I think the gay community embracing the slurs and thereby diffusing or controlling the vocab was quite ingenious.

      Racism is heavily shunned heavily in todays culture and while I strongly support this and I think it should be extended to stupid beliefs without merit; such as creationism... I however object to any thoughtless labeling merely because of the use of a word-- "Nigger" doesn't imply racism from the person using it anymore than does "Fuck" imply that you are inarticulate or lower class. You can figure that out by the greater context and THINKING as opposed to a simple word search classification.... which takes no more brain power than an 70s computer.

      What bugs me is the mindless mob mentality that forms around these things. Its not a whole lot different from when the tables were turned and praising blacks was a bad thing (not referring to the extremes, we are not lynching) and the mindless mob joined in the shunning. I think everybody does MORE good when they learn to step back from the crowd and THINK for themselves about the situation.

      When I see somebody get emotionally worked up over "nigger" or any other racial thing I get just as upset. If race doesn't matter, then these people are no different than an uneducated moron claiming the world is flat or the world was created in seven days. I don't think they deserve any different treatment than spouting other silly stupid beliefs. If its not an issue then why get so worked up over some moron says the stuff? Clearly if people get all upset and join a mob crusade on the issue then race does still matter (well, I'm being partially disingenuous because I think most people just mindlessly follow along in the righteous mob behavior.)

      Today, race is less of a threat than people planning to help end the world to bring back Christ, or hate science to the point of undermining the advancement of their society. Women... that's an on going issue that needs some progress and emotional motivation with complexities because they are ACTUALLY different, its not just the skin deep meaningless tripe race is.

      They should be confronted and shamed to a degree but it shouldn't be an excuse to hate them, lowering yourself down to their level. Quite often these days, the "nigger" user has less hate than those getting after them - in fight situations, it is used as a way to piss off black people who'd often fall for it like some conditioned response. Most the prejudice I saw for race wasn't any bit worse than it was for tons of other traits; keep in mind I am a northerner... I hear the south is still not caught up yet-- but then the bible belt is full of creationists...

    321. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      First of all, Jesus left the matter of governing to the government and instead addressed the topic of private life and how important it is to make the real you a better person instead of making yourself merely look better.
      Second, unfortunately people by and large do not act like Jesus. As a result, governments cannot act like God without either backing their commandments or failing. Nice sound bytes though, thanks for trying.

      (disclaimer: non-Christian poster interpreting Biblical references; use brain while digesting post.)

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    322. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      "1984" is a cautionary tale and not an instruction handbook, you loserboy doubleplusungood nerd. You will be immediately escorted to Room 101 for the appropriate rat swirling.

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      Geeks are so full of shit that "beating the crap out of them" takes a whole new meaning.
    323. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      Fox News 'reporting' and Tea Party soundbytes(tm) are even brainwashier, if you can parse that.
      The ACLU preserves the right of freedom of religion for people of all faiths including Christians. Where specific Christian organizations are actively oppressing other religions, of course the ACLU steps in. Are you an oppressive Christian or a turn-the-other-cheek Christian?
      I would trust an admitted Liberal atheist over a Conservative atheist masquerading as a Christian in order to make more bribe money. Further, I would trust said liberal atheist more than said conservative atheist with the defense of my religious freedoms. Granted in either case the level of trust would need an electron microscope to properly measure.

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    324. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Reziac · · Score: 1

      If we managed to convince ourselves that there is no pain -- then why would we ever bother to improve ourselves??

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    325. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hence some folks promote the "Write the Bills Act" which would functionally require that congresscritters understand what they're legislating, because they couldn't delegate that to others.

      BTW regarding the lack of true representation -- per last time I saw stats, roughly 90% of Dems were lawyers and journalists, compared to about 50% of Reps.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    326. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history.

      No. You don't. You want to live in a world where those things don't happen. And that isn't remotely best served by altering history, or literature, for that matter. Leaving aside the fact that your plan is impossible to put into effect for a million reasons (example: the fact that different aspects of history make different groups uncomfortable.), historical precedent is layered into everything we do; the laws that govern us, the science that underlies all our technologies, our cultures. It's part of everything we do as humans, and having an accurate understanding of it is vital to our ability to function.

    327. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      But violently stamping it out as heretical probably involved some of that.

      Many, MANY versions of the Bible have been explicitly altered or censored for one or another purpose. Note that the King James, a widely-used version, has many expurgations and alterations.

      Just saying, the Bible isn't exactly the go-to document for "untouched since authorship" materials.

    328. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      In terms of sin I knew I needed to improve - in terms of being a person, compared to other people who never think about sin, I knew I was better. I'm sure Paul actually says something similar about being a Pharisee, he knows he was the "best" outwardly speaking, despite the inner sin. I'm not talking about a relationship between myself and god here, I'm just talking about me from a human standpoint. I understand what you're saying, but I just think differently to that now. Now I feel I need to improve as a person, but definitely not when it comes to any such concept as "sin", as I don't believe morality is especially objective.

      I could ask the very same question of a Christian. I find it absurd that Christians should ever have children for example. I know that in Genesis, God orders Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply, but all that is doing is to create more souls and more opportunities for people to go to hell, or at least experience a life of pain and separation from God. It seems very unkind to me. Likewise if this world is just a test to see whether you will accept God, and try to get everyone else to accept God too, I don't see the point. I don't see much more point to life without God, but that's not the point. Why kill yourself rather than just continue to enjoy the life you have? Why should your spiritual life be more important than what you are actually experiencing now? And considering all the false religions out there, do you think all other religious people should just kill themselves? If it's all we have, we need to just take it and enjoy it while it lasts. Maybe there is some existence afterwards - personally I doubt it though. If our consciousness can coalesce from apparently nothing, why shouldn't we go back to nothing? Also a big one for me to not commit suicide was that I don't want to put my family through any more pain that it's already gone through with my dad dying. I can still empathise and have feelings even if I know everything has no objective meaning.

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    329. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      The bare assertions of my second paragraph are just basics of psychology, and some sarcasm :P

      You can't really consciously choose not to think, so I don't think it matters whether you believe you will continue to think or not. You either will, or you won't. This thread should stay active for around a week by the way.

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      which is totally what she said
    330. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      Self delusion is not disappointment, it is allowing yourself to be deluded by not considering your beliefs in any depth. You could also say that anyone who believes a lie is in self delusion, but I'm sure we all have some false assumptions somewhere.

      I think wonder brings us things like science and art just as much as religion. You can still find something wonderful even if you understand it. It's when you just wonder and say "what kind of magic is this?" and make up a droll story without actually being interested enough to investigate or think things through properly - that is the basis of superstitions and logically most if not all religion.

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      which is totally what she said
    331. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by valnar · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the facts are the opposite of what you write. The ACLU is no friend of religion. You shouldn't post things you have no clue about. It's the left wing trying to remove religion wherever possible. This is so obvious I'm surprised you're arguing.

    332. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I don't think that any people should kill themselves, I just don't understand why those who believe this life is all there is don't kill themselves. Life is a lot of work, if it serves no purpose, why bother?

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    333. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by somersault · · Score: 1

      Those are the words of someone who is not enjoying life. It's similar to how I thought when I was a Christian actually.

      Why doesn't your god kill himself? The universe was (and must still be) a lot of work, and eternal existence must be pretty boring, right?

      Have you never enjoyed a day you've spent with friends or reading a good book or something, and thought "I'd like to do this again"?

      Work itself is enjoyable in its own way, humans who don't work often get bored and restless. We like to do things, to keep moving. Even boring jobs help us to appreciate our free time more.

      It's cliched, but true: you need to learn to take pleasure in the journey and not simply be looking forward to the destination.

      How is it that you think God gives meaning to everything, but humans can't give their lives the same kind of meaning? Think how many people think of sports as meaningful, and get a sense of pleasure from it, when in the end it's all just a bunch of stuff that we made up and assign our own meaning to.

      How is a god spontaneously existing (or always existing) any more significant than biological life coming into being from nothing? It's all the same in the end. Religious meaning holds no more significance than any other meaning a person may have or create for living.

      Saying "I just don't understand why those who believe this life is all there is don't kill themselves", is like saying "I just don't understand why a person whose only means of transport is a beat up old bicycle doesn't just throw it away". It's pretty ludicrous. Why is your eternal life in heaven going to be more meaningful than your current life? Especially considering you won't be you any more, you'll be a you that has no choice to do "right" or "wrong", a you that can no longer feel pain, thereby rendering pleasure pretty meaningless, etc.

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      which is totally what she said
    334. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself.
      The ACLU is a friend of religious freedom.
      unfortunatly the world is full of people who want to force other people to conform to their own religon.
      I'm guessing you're one such person who is annoyed that he can't take away the religious freedoms of others.
      http://www.acluutah.org/defenseofreligion.htm

      * The ACLU of New Jersey (2006) filed a friend-of-the-court brief asking a federal court to uphold an elementary school student's right to sing "Awesome God" in a voluntary, after-school talent show for which students selected their own material.
      http://www.aclu.org/religion/schools/25799prs20060605.html

      * The ACLU of Louisiana (2006) filed a lawsuit defending the free speech rights of a Christian who was protesting based on his religious beliefs. The man was chased away from the front of a Wal-Mart store where he was carrying a sign that read: "Christians: Wal-Mart Supports Gay Marriage and Gay Lifestyles. Don't Shop There."
      www.aclu.org/freespeech/protest/27266prs20061027.html

      The ACLU of Rhode Island (2006) filed an appeal in federal court on behalf of an inmate who was barred from preaching during Christian religious services, as he had done for the past seven years under the supervision and support of prison clergy. The prisoner, Wesley Spratt, believes his preaching is a calling from God. Prison officials cited vague and unsubstantiated security reasons for imposing the preaching ban on Mr. Spratt. The ACLU argued that the ban violates the religious freedom guaranteed to Mr. Spratt under federal law.
      www.riaclu.org/20060111.html

      * The ACLU of Georgia (2006) filed a federal lawsuit on behalf of the Tabernacle Community Baptist Church charging that the city of East Point, Georgia violated a federal religious discrimination law when it denied the church a zoning permit needed to establish its house of worship.
      www.aclu.org/religion/discrim/25518prs20060419.html

      * The New York Civil Liberties Union (2006) challenged a New York State policy forbidding New York State prison guards to wear religious head coverings. The plaintiff, a devout Muslim, had worn a kufi while on duty for many years before he was told to remove it. Many other state agencies allow employees to wear religious head coverings while performing employment duties.
      www.nyclu.org/haqq_complaint_pr_100506.html

      * The ACLU (2006) filed a federal lawsuit on behalf of the widow of a soldier killed in Afghanistan who seeks to have a Wiccan symbol included on her husband's headstone. The suit challenges the constitutionality of a U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs policy that allows inclusion of many religious symbols on headstones in military cemeteries but excludes Wiccan symbols.
      www.aclu.org/religion/discrim/26970prs20060929.html
      www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/13/widows.suit.ap/index.html

      * The ACLU of Maryland (2006) wrote a letter urging Howard County school officials to allow Muslim students to leave school to pray each Friday.
      www.aclu-md.org/aPress/News%202006/060806_HCT.html

      * The ACLU of Southern California (2006) filed suit on behalf of a Vietnamese Buddhist Temple (Quan Am Temple) against the City of Garden Grove and its officials for violating the congregation's First Amendment rights to free religious exercise and the Religious Land Use and Institutionalized Persons Act of 2000. The complaint challenges the constitutionality of the City's zoning codes, as well as the City's application of the zoning codes to Quan Am Temple. In October, a federal judge issued a preliminary injunction allowing the congregation to assemble and practice their religion.
      www.aclu-sc.org/News/Releases/2006/102100/

      * The ACLU and its affiliates (1999-2006) have been instrumental supporters of the Religious Land Use and Institutionalized Persons Act (RLUIPA), which gives religious organizations added protections in erecting religious

    335. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Bickering is easy on the internet and continued communication does allow for resolutions - your comment makes me remember (and I say this simply to add to the conversation not add an emotional layer to it) the '06 survey on tone reception in written communication -- http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/02/70179

    336. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great. Are you running?

    337. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "because none of those actions - or anything remotely as vile - were mentioned."

      I suggest you look up what we did with smallpox blankets. Indian March of death, etc.... WE collected testicles from Indians, heads, Vile things that made Nazi generals look downright civilized.

      You proved his point. American History taught in school is a fairy tale fiction.

    338. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by sjames · · Score: 1

      I doubt it would help. We learn by doing, not by not doing. What MIGHT help though is to not only remember the horrible things that happened in the past but to also remember how painful it can be to reflect back upon those things in history and hopefully not create yet another painful reflection for ourselves and our children.

      The problem isn't that we knew history, the problem is that we sugar coated and sanitized our knowledge of history until it didn't seem SO bad. Learning about atrocities in the past should make us feel like vomiting. If we learn it viscerally, we truly will avoid repeating it.

    339. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      Let's start with stating very clearly that I do not condone what we did to the Indians, nor do I say that it was good, moral, or just. I'm making distinctions between two different levels of immoral behavior and both of these events are dark chapters in history for mankind.

      That said, there is a very real distinction between westward expansion and the Jewish Holocaust, and to say the two are morally equivalent is to show a complete lack of moral reasoning. Let's look at some of the history leading up to what was done to the Indians:

      • French and Indian War - armed Indians fighting a war against British troops and subjects. Included scalpings, killing of innocents as well as militia and military.
      • The Indian Wars ranging from the late 1700's through to almost 1900
      • American Imperialism (i.e. Manifest Destiny) which was an acceptable method of country building during that era
      • Pent up hatred on both sides due to atrocities committed by both sides (I've twice seen references to testicle bags, but no one seems to mention that the Indians collected scalps from their victims and one was retaliation for the other)

      You'll note that from the first settlements of New England, through to the final removal of Indians to reservations, a great deal of violence took place on both sides. True, the Indians were defending their land and livelihood; the settlers were the invaders. My point is that there was a war between the two over a desired resource. Both sides committed atrocities against the other, and most of the things you point out occurred as part of a natural escalation of violence between the two sides.

      Let's contrast this with the Nazis and Jews. There was no war between them. Jewish resistance was token at best. The Jews had nothing the Nazis desired.

      Once more, neither of these is praiseworthy or justifiable. The point is that the Nazis committed unprovoked atrocities against the Jews with little to no resistance while the Americans committed atrocities during a war of invasion that lasted over 100 years. If you say that those two sets of atrocities are morally equivalent, then that is truly a sad indictment on your moral thinking.

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      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
    340. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by sjames · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the level of detail in the first place, it's the types of detail. We didn't repeat the mistakes of WWI because people didn't remember who was assassinated or because they didn't remember what day it happened on. We repeated it because the history books never talk about some kid who's on a farm one day hoping to follow in his father's footsteps and that the girl down the street likes him and the next he's screaming in a way no human ever should as his mustard gas blistered skin literally falls off of his body.

      Of course our schools avoid that because parents might be incensed if little jimmy throws up in class and because the state may want to go to war one day and a properly educated populace would almost certainly revolt against it. Ironically, by shielding little Johnny when he's in school, they prime the situation for him to one day be that kid in a trench somewhere hoping to die soon.

    341. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by nyri · · Score: 1

      Odd that this controversy isn't covered in the wikipedia article, it's well known to acedemics here in Springfield.

      Consider covering it. After all, Wikipedia is everyone to edit.

    342. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the classic argument. But I would contend the opposite. Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again, after all. Perhaps we would be better served by making the very *concept* of genocide or war simply inconceivable. I think we would be a lot better off with "But we've never done this, we've always been better than that!" than with "We'll, here we go yet again."

      I share your skepticism about the proposition that a knowledge of history helps us avoid making the same mistakes as were made in the past. That's because it's mostly too late by the time we are able to draw parallels between the present and the historical past. In other words, the present has become history by the time we figure out what historical parallel we should have applied to it. In yet other words, people are slow.

      However, I can't say that the path of ignorance has much to recommend it, either. Do you seriously think that killing lots of "them" is a complicated idea that can't be invented from scratch? Up until the horrific excursions of 1942-1945, the Germans were a "civilized" people who "just didn't do that sort of thing". They weren't falling back on a tried and true Germanic technique that they looked up in a history book.

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    343. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Nope. Too much trouble, as I found out a little over four years ago.

      I had a drug-induced cataract in one eye, so of course the first thing I did was hit wikipedia to see what was in store for me.

      When the appointment with the surgeon came up, she told me of a new technology called a CrystaLens accomodating IOL that had just been FDA-approved in 2003, three years earlier.

      Wikipedia had made note of the ancient monofocal lens and the newer multifocal lenses, but no mention of the accomodating lens. So I edited Wikipedia.

      The next day my edit was gone. I re-edited, same thing. After being frustrated by this for a week or so I gave up.

      The multifocal IOL finally got into wikipedia two years after I tried to add it, when there was a slashdot article about how hard it was to make edits stay in wikipedia and I told the CrystaLens story. Apparently a wiki insider saw my comment, because it was a day later that the new tech (which actually lets one focus, I need no corrective lenses at all) was edited into the article.

      I'd bet if one of the literature professors at one of the colleges here tried to add information about the controversy (let alone me, who isn't a literature expert), it would last about five minutes until it got yanked.

    344. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      and advertising.

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    345. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Old thread, so I doubt anyone will read this, but...

      Perhaps the focus on education is somewhat misplaced. You are correct that no one person can be an expert in everything that they will face in life. What seems to be lacking in our eduction system isn't the teaching of facts (although of course that could be improved), but the ability to evaluate sources.

      Grades 1-12, for most people, contain no courses on critical thinking. And by the time you are off to college, you have largely made up your mind about the world in general ideological terms. It is very rare to be taught by a truly neutral teacher. The vast majority of our teachers, parents, etc.. are generally set in their ways (left/right,religious/atheist, etc...). How could a child possibly develop the ability to critically evaluate sources of information in that environment.

      Many people would contend that the way to instill critical thinking skills is to merely expose a child to a wide range of viewpoints as quickly as possible. Then that blossoming mind will automatically somehow see that there are very few truly black and white situations. Now, that is somewhat true for areas that are truly grey (certain humanity, philosophy, and history courses for example), but it falls flat on its face when confronted by areas such as science.

      And even then, having a young mind gradually realize that the world contains many grey areas, doesn't necessarily mean that good critical thinking skills develop out of that understanding. Indeed, understanding the grey areas of humanity is the place where critical thinking is most critical!

      I think your notion of some sort of proportional representation based on knowledge wouldn't work. It won't work until people are taught to be critical thinkers, and taught to evaluate sources. Take most cable news shows for example. Even when they "defer to the expert", half the time the expert is a quack.

      (another issue is religious belief in general. training your mind to accept a certain body of knowledge on faith, rather than reason, is extremely dangerous if you can't evaluate what belongs in the realm of faith versus the real of fact. This problem is greatly compounded by the general lack of critical thinking skills in our population)

    346. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by HiMorons · · Score: 1

      I truly hope you or anyone that thinks like you are never in any position to inflict your utopian truthspeak on the world. Just because a person does not understand something doesn't mean it won't happen. However, it's significantly less likely to happen if the person does understand it and it's consequences.

    347. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      dear lord I hope you're sarcastic!

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    348. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      Thank you for taking the time to research this and provide such an informative post. I do hope there are still some mods lurking about, 'cause you deserve some karma.

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    349. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      BTW regarding the lack of true representation -- per last time I saw stats, roughly 90% of Dems were lawyers and journalists, compared to about 50% of Reps.

      Yes, but the remaining Republicans are highly biased towards wealthy businesspeople. Either way, neither party is particularly representative of the population as a whole.

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    350. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I think your notion of some sort of proportional representation based on knowledge wouldn't work. It won't work until people are taught to be critical thinkers, and taught to evaluate sources. Take most cable news shows for example. Even when they "defer to the expert", half the time the expert is a quack.

      Sadly, this is very true. All the more reason for important issues to be the subject of discussion, with multiple experts posing different viewpoints. Sure, there's always the danger that the folks will defer to the wrong "expert", but at least with more diverse representation, there would be some prayer of having actual experts who are members of Congress to help steer things in the right direction.

      As it stands now, you have experts in the law and experts in business, and that's about it. Thus, the only perspectives that get adequately represented and evaluated are those of businesses and lawyers. That's not healthy. :-)

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    351. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by iaminthetrunk · · Score: 1

      It's curiosity that brings us science, and wonder that brings us religion, if that's not cutting semantics too fine.

      Science and logic are wonderful, as it were in casual speak, yet religious marvel is not about 'what kind of magic' so much as about marveling at being as such.

      I think 'What kind of magic is this' remains a kind of utilitarian / instrumental thinking - often posing in religious garb while actually still the domain of science to answer with these and those theories and measurements and attributes. A lot of what passes for religion wanders that way and promptly (tragically really - being doomed to fail) trips up into competing with science.

      Religious awe is about reality being sublime/ineffable essentially, the part of reality which is trans-rational and inaccessible to measurement.

      On a tangent, faith, for me, is not some laughable doctrine or particular sentences, but a perspective (a metanoia), of being somewhat perpetually in mild astonishment, a little bit of constant background amazement about the time-being in array, the interpenetration of form and emptiness in all things, the way language is a charming necessity always falling short of capturing the being and non-finite nature of objects. Though maybe I'm digressing here...

      Noting your remark, I, too, facepalm all the time at the superstitious. It's not-even-wrong, as the physics phrase would go. It's actually kind of useful though in it's way - if superstition is involved, it's easy to discern as bad theology and move on.

      Nice chitchatting with you guys, btw. It's been too long since I was browsing/participating in Slashdot threads. I miss the quality of these forums. You guys are great company.

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    352. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Public schools do none of those. Critical thinking and creativity is stifled.

      And yes, Running around CLAIMING to be a Christian and saying on public TV stupid things like "Christ helps those that helps themselves" is proof these lawmakers are nothing more than lying bullshitters that should not be in the position of power they are in.

      I can forgive the inner city dropout not thinking George Washington drove to war in a "pontiac" or not knowing anything. But our leaders, the men and women that run this country, have a education that is on par with the rest of us here. and it's at a level of a morons. You do NOT say and Do things that these idiots are doing without being undereducated.

      Either that or they are simply very low IQ morons. I hate to pin on genetics that which can be explained by apathy.

    353. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Then you know NOTHING about Christ or his teachings.

      Jesus life and actions and teachings GO AGAINST everything the Republican right claim.

      "Give Caesar what is Caesars.." yet these babies bitch and moan about taxing the top 4% wealthy more than the rotting poor. Hello?

      They fought against passing a bill to help the medical problems of the men and women that are far braver than YOU and risked their life on 9/11 in the twin towers to save people.

      They promote Fear to keep their PATRIOT ACT alive so they can enact more draconian laws to control the people.... Wait both side do this... They are equally scummy in that...

      So you are saying that people should be kind, honest, and caring. but the government should SMITE everyone at every chance.. all law infractions is the death penalty. As the Govt, we do not like homosexuality, so San Fransisco will be nuked as a lesson to you all. Or does your church not teach about Sodom and Gomorrah or the Flood, or what God did to Egypt?

      Again, you don't know the bible at all. The Old testament God is a vengeful and Angry God. I suggest you go and find a bible and actually read it and not listen to the propaganda you are hearing at your "progressive church"

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  2. Ministry of Truth? by iONiUM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing like ret-conning the evil out of our past. I mean, it's not like we should remember history so we don't repeat it, or anything. Protect the children at all costs, their innocent eyes shouldn't ever know the word "nigger."

    There was some sarcasm in there, in case you didn't notice.

    1. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Day by day and almost minute by minute the past was brought up to date. In this way every prediction made by the Party could be shown by documentary evidence to have been correct; nor was any item of news, or any expression of opinion, which conflicted with the needs of the moment, ever allowed to remain on record. All history was a palimpsest, scraped clean and reinscribed exactly as often as was necessary."
      - George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 3

    2. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you are misquoting that book.

      My NewSouth Books edition of 1984 doesn't have that paragraph in there at all.

    3. Re:Ministry of Truth? by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just going to play the Devil's advocate here, largely because the knee jerk reaction (and a reaction that I share) is that this is censorship and censorship should be prevented at all costs.

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation. Language changes a lot in 100 years, and the meaning of the this particular word has changed even more than the average. I suspect that many of the instances of the word 'nigger' in the original text are not in line with the racist, hateful connotations that are associated with the word today. It is possible that changing the word to something less emotionally charged would more accurately reflect, from a purely narrative, non-historical point of view, the intentions of the author.

      Of course, there are doubtless instances in the book where the use is meant to be racist and emotionally charged, I can't find any logical reason why those instances should be changed. And of course the targeting of this single word for changes without changing other words and phrasing in the story to make it more easily understood for the students is clearly censorship or at least pandering.

    4. Re:Ministry of Truth? by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      US history is particularly subject to ret-conning, at least in the US. That's because a lot of folks can't stomach the idea that their country was founded on the very intentional and institutionalized genocide of one group of people and the enslavement of another. Particularly those who's ancestors fought and in some cases died for those causes of genocide and slavery have a hard time dealing with it. And yet it happened, and not acknowledging it happens leads to all sorts of trouble today, over a century after the actual evil is over.

      For instance, when the press interviewed attendees of the Secession Ball in South Carolina, not one of them acknowledged that the rights that South Carolina was fighting for was the right to own slaves.

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    5. Re:Ministry of Truth? by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is a great quote that the morons failed to realize when they read the book because they were too offended to learn the lesson Twain was trying to teach.
      Russell Baker wrote:

      "The people whom Huck and Jim encounter on the Mississippi are drunkards, murderers, bullies, swindlers, lynchers, thieves, liars, mows, frauds, child abusers, numbskulls, hypocrites, windbags and traders in human flesh. All are white. The one man of honor in this phantasmagoria is 'Nigger Jim,' as Twain called him to emphasize the irony of a society in which the only true gentleman was held beneath contempt."

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    6. Re:Ministry of Truth? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Language changes a lot in 100 years

      Yes, but the book is meant to portray language as it was then. We shouldn't edit out any old words in every book and replace them to new ones and call it a "translation."

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    7. Re:Ministry of Truth? by anyGould · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation.

      Obvious answer: if we're revamping Finn for "modern audiences", then why aren't we doing the same for Shakespeare (where kids are told that you have to study it in the original text or it loses meaning). You can't have it both ways.

    8. Re:Ministry of Truth? by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation.

      If it were a history book, I'd agree. It's not. Literature is as much (or more!) about language and word choice as it is about "Then character A got on a boat and did X." Twain was aware of problematic language when he wrote Huck Finn -- that's why the language changes depending on the character who's speaking.

      I suspect that many of the instances of the word 'nigger' in the original text are not in line with the racist, hateful connotations that are associated with the word today.

      Yes, it's perfectly in line. That's part of the whole point of the book, and why it's great literature rather than just another story.

      I get that updating real translations makes sense, but Huck Finn needs no translating -- it's in English. And in fact, these changes erase important facts about the characters that an educated reader can glean from the character's language. Twain was aware of all of this.

      Why not change "The Road Not Taken" to "I came across 2 streets and took the one on the left because there was less stuff there"? After all, that would just be a more modern translation.

    9. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      Tagged this story "memoryhole".

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    10. Re:Ministry of Truth? by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      You are both right, because "conflict" doesn't exist anymore. Right elrous0?.

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    11. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aquitaine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's because a lot of folks can't stomach the idea that their country was founded on the very intentional and institutionalized genocide of one group of people and the enslavement of another.

      What country wasn't founded on institutionalized genocide? Almost every 'civilized' country in history had a dominant culture that killed off or otherwise suppressed a whole bunch of others, and even those that didn't (as much) only didn't due to accident of geography (say, the Japanese, not that it made them any less prone to doing the same thing to others). Heck, the Romans were much better at it than we are. I'd sooner bet on Roman Centurions vs. The Taliban than I would on the USA vs. The Taliban.

      I'm not saying that your point about people not wanting to think poorly of themselves or their country is wrong, because it's quite clearly right. But I don't think that the US is any more prone to it than any other country. It's a human condition, not exclusively or even particularly American.

    12. Re:Ministry of Truth? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Best reply so far this year.

    13. Re:Ministry of Truth? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know what? You spooked me there for about 20 seconds and I was about to go on a rampage until I realized the reference to NewSouth Books...

      Then I scared the hell out of myself when I was that ready to accept that this was already happening.

      Such a sad state is this world.

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    14. Re:Ministry of Truth? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      You mean like "10 Thing I Hate About You" or "West Side Story"?

    15. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I swear that was on the side of the barn. But it clearly isn't now. I must have remembered wrong.

    16. Re:Ministry of Truth? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Outstanding excerpt from Russell Baker!

      The problem is, these people aren't REALLY morons... they're just to afraid of the truth to accept the lessons in the book, the message it's sending is lost in the cacophony created by the war drums of political correctness.

      Censorship is the poison of culture and of minds because it is the ultimate in controlling what we see and hear and say all in the fruitless quest to not offend ANYBODY. To make all that anyone CAN be exposed to as generic and boring as possible, to strip the color from existence in order to make it "safe".

      It's an impossible task and simply drains away the richness of life, history, society and culture every time it's applied.

      People demand censorship because something offends them... Well, I decry censorship because it, and those who call for it, offends ME.

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    17. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 1

      if we're revamping Finn for "modern audiences", then why aren't we doing the same for Shakespeare (where kids are told that you have to study it in the original text or it loses meaning).

      Oh, but we are, in a few different ways. Consider:
      West Side Story
      All Shook Up
      The Bomb-itty of Errors
      The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)
      Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

      I've seen productions of Shakespeare plays that retained Shakespeare's original dialogue (for the most part) but through props, costumes, accents and mannerisms--and the occasional dance number--placed the story in an entirely new setting and context.

    18. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Magada · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Going a bit OT here but I like your premise. So, What Would the Romans Have Done in Afghanistan?

      Going by the historical record, I believe they would have built roads and bridges throughout the valleys in that godforsaken country, massacred one tenth of the population in "war", enslaved another tenth and demoralized the rest through torture, public mass executions and destruction of the local religious and/or political elite, followed by replacement with a friendly local satrapy that would take its orders from a Roman (pro-)consul. Then they would have split the country roughly in half, with them holding tight the reins of only the resource-rich bits and everything else left to rot in carefully nurtured anarchy, economic despondency and in-fighting. Then, the life of the new colony would begin in earnest, with rich Roman patricians in control of colonist-run resource operations such as export of valuable minerals and agricultural products.

      Oh, wait...

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    19. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Sawopox · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wholeheartedly agree with the first part of your response. I think, however, you'd be more accurate in saying that "South Carolina was fighting for the RIGHT TO CHOOSE whether owning slaves in South Carolina was OK and not being told by the federal government."

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    20. Re:Ministry of Truth? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      US history is particularly subject to ret-conning, at least in the US. That's because a lot of folks can't stomach the idea that their country was founded on the very intentional and institutionalized genocide of one group of people and the enslavement of another.

      I don't know about you, but my education covered all of that stuff and made me sick. Sure, they didn't teach us the gruesome details in Kindergarten but the shameful acts of our country were drilled into our heads.

      Perhaps your school was big on white-washing or revisionism, but we were learning that stuff in grade school.

    21. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      It is really mixed and their argument was on unsound ground. While the Declaration of the Immediate Causes (http://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/csa_scarsec.asp) brings this up, it relies on the idea that the slaves were not themselves citizens. So, yes, there were a lot of people who sided with the Confederacy on the basis of nullification (ie, Appalachians who sided with the south), there were just as many, no more, who just didn't want their way of life screwed up.

      That said the history books never quite get the gravity of that kind of social upset and the pain and animosity caused by the introduction of the spoil system onto the land. The body politic of the region took a shotgun blast to the face and it still hasn't fully recovered.

    22. Re:Ministry of Truth? by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Read the official secession documents, and then tell me that this was about the right to choose more than the right to own slaves.

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    23. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how will they understand rap music?

      Actually, I can get behind this if all rap albums lyrics are altered to the word "slave" as well. That should be hilarious.

    24. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, when the press interviewed attendees of the Secession Ball in South Carolina, not one of them acknowledged that the rights that South Carolina was fighting for was the right to own slaves.

      While this is 100% true, if you think slavery was the key issue behind the Civil War/War Between the States/War of Northern Aggression then you've failed to grasp a full understanding of the cause of the war. The South perpetrated slavery, something that must be recognized and come to terms with, however that is not what the Stars & Bars symbolizes nor why thousands of kids went to die in that war. This argument and misunderstanding goes on to this day. I lived down south for several years and the ignorance to the history (by everyone) was just astounding.

    25. Re:Ministry of Truth? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have my child read the word "injun" and "nigger" than not. I want him/her to be Informed about the past and how it really existed, not ignorant.

      BTW isn't 'injun' just an accented form of Indian? I don't think it's meant to offend. And "nigger" comes from the French Language and simply means "black". Or maybe that's "negro". I forget.

      I think Uhura said it best in Star Trek: "We have learned not to be offended by words. I am not ashamed of being called 'negress' because that is who I am. I am proud of my African roots."

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    26. Re:Ministry of Truth? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      I was having a conversation with a few of my friends (one of which brought one of his friends with) about the last time we had gone to the shooting range together (an activity I enjoy). Apparently the new guy got got upset and started going off on how my hobby was stupid, guns should be outlawed, he doesn't understand why the 2nd Amendment exists, etc. People have a right to their opinions, ok. But in an attempt to justify himself, his last sentence sent chills down my spine and left an awkward silence in the room: "This country wasn't founded on violence."

    27. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nigger Jim was a man of virtue. "Nigger Jim" was the name that white people used to ensure that he never forgot that he was not merely a slave (which can be an honorable condition), but a Black slave, and thus stamped with the Mark of Cain. "Nigger Jim" was also the name that Huck called him more innocently because that's what everyone knew him as.

      1984 taught me the lesson that language can shape thought. The Political Correctness movement taught me that shaping isn't the same thing as changing. The words you use aren't nearly as important as how you use them. Which is why "nice" can be both a compliment and an insult.

    28. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we take the Spielberg route to censorship and just replace all of the black people with walkie-talkies.

    29. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting
      As far as I can tell, this was an idea started by the North. Lincoln and others didn't want to upset the anti-black northerners, so they framed the war as a fight to keep the union together. In the build-up to the war there was a lot of talk in the south about the right to have slaves, but after the war the southerners stopped talking about it so much and accepted the Northern narrative. Even before the war some Southerners framed it that way, look at what Robert E Lee said half a decade before the civil war:

      In this enlightened age, there are few I believe, but what will acknowledge, that slavery as an institution, is a moral & political evil in any Country....Is it not strange that the descendants of those pilgrim fathers who Crossed the Atlantic to preserve their own freedom of opinion, have always proved themselves intolerant of the Spiritual liberty of others?

      Of course a large portion of the missing quote is his attempt at a logically consistent defense of slavery, but starting shortly after the war, more and more people framed it in those terms.

      Personally I think it is good that people don't focus on the slavery aspect. Can you imagine if every time someone flew a confederate flag, it meant they wanted slavery back? Instead it is often is a sign of anger at the federal government.

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    30. Re:Ministry of Truth? by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I certainly think that the original is what should be taught in high school and above level classes. I do think that there is a place for abridged/modified versions for younger kids, however. I recently read Huckleberry Finn to my elementary-age kids, and I did just what these people did, substitute "slave" where the text said "n----r". Kids that age shouldn't be expected to take things just in a historical context, and I'm not ready for them to try. We discussed the impact of slavery etc, but I'm saving the n-word discussion for another day - perhaps when they pick it up and re-read it for themselves. As long as this new book is clearly marked as having been modified, I think there's a place for it.

    31. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're ret-conning it yourself by oversimplifying the reasons... Slavery was only part of the reason for the act of secession. It's crucially important to parse the whole reasons for what happened instead of fixating on a single aspect thereof.

      Here's South Carolina's reasons given for doing what they did...

      Here's Georgia's stated reasons...

      Here's Mississippi's stated reasons...

      Here's Texas' stated reasons...

      It's compelling in that while Slavery was one of the main questions and points of contention for everything- it was how the North was working at trying to enforce their will upon the South instead of trying to find better answers that comes up in each of these declarations. And in trying to force the issue, they broke several parts of the Constitution in doing it.

      The Constitution of the United States, in its 4th Article, provides as follows:

      "No person held to service or labor in one State, under the laws thereof, escaping into another shall, in consequence of any law or regulation therein, be discharged from such service or labor, but shall be delivered up, on claim of the party to whom such service or labor may be due."

      No Amendments to change that were evident at the time of secession. The North was in power in the Federal government (much like the Liberals have been in recent times...) and was violating the law that provided them authority to govern on behalf of the people. While I don't agree with the issue of Slavery (it's wrong...), it doesn't go with that the North was in the right with what they were doing at that time or during the war either. People that simplify the issue down to "it was about Slavery" are ret-conning things as bad as the others.

    32. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should censor and re-write the bible and Quran while we're at it. That'd solve a lot of problems.

    33. Re:Ministry of Truth? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      To some extent in depends on the particular person. Mark Twain was noted for considering the Southerners for being less civilized than Africans. And his use of the word nigger in its place in the books was necessary for the purposes of portraying the story accurately. It would be a bit like writing a story with a Klan member as a character without the use of any racial epithets or nasty things to say about Jewish people.

      It's not so much that it really depends on the author so much as how and why the author is using the language. Some cases of censorship are more egregious than others are.

    34. Re:Ministry of Truth? by anyGould · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And all of those are fine in my mind - because none of them are trying to pass themselves off as "the original". And when you sit down in English to study Shakespeare, you don't get to watch West Side Story and call that your paper on Romeo & Juliet.

      If they want to make a "Huck Finn" where Sarah Palin and her friend Tea Party encounter treacherous Democrats along the campaign trail, have at it. I only expect them to have enough integrity to name it something different.

    35. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of the rewriting of history -- us "modern" folk make the Civil War about, and only about, slavery. The war was fought over the rights of the States versus the rights of the Federal government!

      As for the "doomed to repeat it" -- anyone draw any similarities to what is now going on in Arizona and other states over immigration?

      If we have learned from our history, this won't degrade into a war this time.

    36. Re:Ministry of Truth? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      We also forget that the meaning of words change over time and where the words came from. Nigger is nothing more than a contraction and slur of the word Negro. The latter has it's roots in the Latin languages and simply means black. Today, even Negro has fallen out of favor (except if you are speaking Spanish I guess) and black or Afro-American is in favor. Nigger was never used in a good sense (except perhaps by blacks themselves under certain conditions).

      Twain was certainly NOT racist, and he was capturing life in the south the way it was. It might be correct to replace the word nigger with slave in parts of the book where it was used as a noun, but not where it was used otherwise. Being ashamed of our past does not give us the right to bury it. Saying it never happened doesn't change the fact that it did. Ask the people in Germany about that.

    37. Re:Ministry of Truth? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Confirmed. I can't find it on my Kindle either.

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    38. Re:Ministry of Truth? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Nor does the Wikipedia.

    39. Re:Ministry of Truth? by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      For the Bible, that's happening now. http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

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    40. Re:Ministry of Truth? by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Actually, the text never said n----r. It said nigger. And injun. Those are the words I read when I was eight years old, and I never misunderstood them. Of course, my parents actually talked to me about history and context. (And that began earlier, when my dad read Tom Sawyer to me for the first time.)

      It amazes me that even newspapers no longer dash-out words such as "fuck, cunt, slut, bastard" in court transcripts, but spreading from the US, you can NOT commit the word "nigger" to print in any context - even in the discussion of the word. Unless, of course, you're a black rapper. Then you have "reclaimed" the word and everything is all happiness and light.

      Damn.

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    41. Re:Ministry of Truth? by couchslug · · Score: 0

      The solution to the barrier posed by ancient texts in old languages is NOT TO USE them, and in the case of fiction not to teach it at all as it's a waste of time compared to straight narrative. Don't ruin the originality of the work by propagating altered versions, just skip it entirely.

      If someone is so weak-minded that they require fiction to get their attention, getting their attention won't be any use and they may as well go back to pushing a broom or serving burgers.

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      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    42. Re:Ministry of Truth? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "The problem is, these people aren't REALLY morons."

      Well, yes, most of them are. The South was used as a dumping ground by the Crown, the dumped embraced their shittiness ("narcissism of small differences") and thus we have the most backward zone of the US in its self-perpetuating glory.

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    43. Re:Ministry of Truth? by anyGould · · Score: 1

      That is an awesome website. Awesome on the "watching a train hit a bus full of orphans and their newly adopted puppies" horrible sort of way, but awesome none the less. That is officially my new "go to" site for proving the conservative POV.

    44. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just going to play the Devil's advocate here, largely because the knee jerk reaction (and a reaction that I share) is that this is censorship and censorship should be prevented at all costs.

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation.

      If it was intended as accurate "translation" from Mark Twain English to the President's English, then the correct procedure would be a foot-note with the original word, and an explanaition on why the substituted word is more appropriate based on modern meaning.

      That said, having watched the wire, I'm not sure that the word's meaning has changed all that much--just who's allowed to say it.

    45. Re:Ministry of Truth? by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm just not comfortable with that personally, but that's just me. And like I said, I'm ready to have that discussion, but I don't want to force it either.

    46. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Growing up a white kid in the south, there are a lot of horrible, horrible questions you ended up asking yourself. The adolescent mind wonders why so much evil comes from white people, why did they enjoyed torturing and murdering innocents and why they would segregate and continue to subjugate others. When it is so close to home it is hard to look at (I can't imagine what it is like for German school children) and you immediately want to associate it with yourself, well, because that is how you see the world as a kid.

      The history texts in school did a horrible job of it. It was written by someone who took either a cultural conservative or cultural liberal perspective on it and either spun it as white people are bad or it was about states rights, but either way they had to write only a few paragraphs about it and then jumped on the battles and the Proclamation and then Appomattox and a single paragraph for Reconstruction and so on. Such a truly bad way to teach history.

      After college I started reading about it (mostly Reconstruction) on the local level and there I got a very different picture of what happened.

      No one mentioned that land not farmed by former slaves holder was re-appropriated in my state. No one mentioned that those who fought for the Confederacy in the war were barred from public office via the test oath. No one mentioned that the local paper lamented the poor treatment of freed slaves and that the only re-appropriated land in my county that was turned over to freedmen was the absolute worse soil in the region; the rest was sold for profit to re-establish a cash strapped government. No one brought up the fact that anyone with any idea of moderation and sanity at that time was quickly shut up and cast out of the new power structures. No one brought up the rallies and gathering of both whites and blacks to try to come to some kind of peaceful resolution to their problems or that Democrats and Republicans shot each other in the street for political office. No one mentioned the "midnight parades" where one party would threaten to burn the town to the ground while carrying clubs and guns if they didn't get what they wanted and the next week the opposing party would do the same.

      Suddenly the story wasn't 'white people are evil', but that these people were just as alive, conflicted and capable of making huge, horrible mistakes are we are today. It was a story of good people trying and rotten assholes succeeding on any line you could draw up.

    47. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Derailing the topic doesn't make the US any less culpable for its many misdeeds even if you do make a good point. However, the reason why people don't feel like they want to do better for themselves is because no one else is making that effort, so they justify being bad people by identifying others that are worse, therefore, making them look good in comparison. If one country wants to do better for itself, it needs to take responsibility for its own actions without justifying them in the context of other countries. Otherwise, this cesspool we live in will just turn into a bigger and smellier cesspool.

    48. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, it IS done regularly with Beowulf and Chaucer. I still think Twain should be left alone as it was written in its own dialect to start with, but translating English to English does happen.

    49. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought too, but Shakespeare is a lot harder to work with because of the pentameter, which makes it a bad comparison. So... just use Chaucer's Tales instead.

    50. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the southern perspective (particularly Virginian and North Carolinian rather than the deeper south) they were not fighting for slavery but in self defense. Note that I refer here to the fighting itself rather than secession. Similarly, a lot of Union enlistees would have never fought to end slavery (some joined the war effort for that very reason, but it would be a distortion to say a majority did). Today we have trouble imagining allegiance to state rather than the United States, but that was the norm of the time. When South Carolina felt that its sovereign rights were being abridged and that its citizens were being disenfranchised (The House had long since been under northern control, the Senate was lost with the admission of California, and their presidential impotence demonstrated by the election of Lincoln) it chose to break ties with the Union. From the Confederate perspective firing on Fort Sumter was provoked by a failure of the US to leave South Carolinian territory after secession. Slavery played a major role in secession, but the more fundamental role was economic incompatibilities (slavery being one of these, but extending to tariffs and other trade regulations).

    51. Re:Ministry of Truth? by machinegunhand · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, I'd like to see Shakespeare's work rewritten to remove those cruel jokes, many of which were made at a socioeconomically disadvantaged girl’s expense. I know he died 400 like years ago, but he should've known that stuff would would hurt someone's feelings, someday.

    52. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I think the point that you're missing is that the word WASN'T considered offensive in the original novel. That's how people talked, because obviously black folks were inferior and deserved to be treated in a subhuman fashion. THAT'S what should be offensive to the modern reader--the idea that that kind of thinking was once considered acceptable. And you don't change that by editing the word out. I mean, seriously, Jim's still a slave, right? He's still property, to be sold, bought, used, abused, and exploited at will, and yet people are up in arms over the fact that in the book they call him a naughty word? Talk about having your priorities out of whack.

    53. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Shotgun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation.

      Because, Samuel Clemmons was a unapologetic satirist. The only people using the derogatory words were the idiots of the book, the so-called "fine and upstanding citizens of society" were fools, criminals and murderers. The fact that the words are more hideous now makes the fools of the book look even more foolish.

      Mark Twain is turning in his grave...with laughter...and the fools still don't get the joke.

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    54. Re:Ministry of Truth? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      The ability to both believe something and not believe it at the same time.

      Great display of doublethink there.

      2+2=5

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    55. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's certainly not a translation. You loose understanding of the book when you replace nigger with slave. Furthermore the meaning was largely the same as it is today. What you realize though, is that they didn't have the words "black" or "african american", they only had "nigger". Calling somebody a nigger didn't have the same significance because of that.

      On the note of shakespeare, I think it should most definately be translated. The language that shakespeare is so different from our own I didn't even realize what I was looking at was a form of english. I though somebody had ate a book written in german and a book written in french, shat out both books, and what I was now attempting (and failing miserably) to read was the result of this unholy combination. If shakespeare has to be in its original form then they should be teaching the language it is written in first.

    56. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everybody knows that when O' Brother Where Art Thou hit the screens, all the copies of The Odyssey by Homer burst into flames. You can't re-imagine anything! Each idea gets one story, and that story must not ever be changed.

      If stories could be changed, poets might even change their popular works in later releases! The whole universe could be thrown in paradox and implode.

    57. Re:Ministry of Truth? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Rights of the states to do what?

      Try a diff of the Confederacy's constitution compared to the Union's.

      There are only two differences of note

      1) Six year term for the president
      2) Slavery

    58. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that many of the instances of the word 'nigger' in the original text are not in line with the racist, hateful connotations that are associated with the word today.

      But it is perhaps in line with the non-hateful way it is use within the black community today. Nigger, please. Would this be an issue if Twain were an African-American writer or rap artist?

    59. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      But, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation. Language changes a lot in 100 years, and the meaning of the this particular word has changed even more than the average. I suspect that many of the instances of the word 'nigger' in the original text are not in line with the racist, hateful connotations that are associated with the word today. It is possible that changing the word to something less emotionally charged would more accurately reflect, from a purely narrative, non-historical point of view, the intentions of the author.

      And another hundred years from now, when "nigger" is no longer a racist, hateful insult will you change it back?

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    60. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      if we're revamping Finn for "modern audiences"

      You know I would not mind if they released it as such, but I have a problem with changing the text and releasing it as if it were the original.

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      "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
    61. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      A performance of a play is always an interpretation, never an exact reproduction. That is considered part of the art.

      --
      "You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone." -George Carlin
    62. Re:Ministry of Truth? by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      "The people of the State of South Carolina, in Convention assembled, on the 26th day of April, A.D., 1852, declared that the frequent violations of the Constitution of the United States, by the Federal Government, and its encroachments upon the reserved rights of the States..."

      "reserved rights of the States" there it is right in the second line! that didn't take long...
      what are the "reserved rights of the States?" you ignorantly ask?

      well, that's sorta explained in the 10th amendment:

      "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

      if the CONSTITUTION doesn't specifically say "X is the job of the federal government" or "the federal govt. has the right to do X"

      the first article of the constitution lists the delegated powers....

      The Delegated Powers are as follows:[2]

      * The Congress shall have power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, [in order] to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

      * To borrow money on the credit of the United States;

      * To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

      * To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization;

      * To establish uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

      * To coin [not print] Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin;

      * To fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

      * To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

      * To establish Post Offices and Post Roads;

      * To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

      * To constitute Tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court;

      * To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offenses against the Law of Nations;

      * To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

      * To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;

      * To provide and maintain a Navy;

      * To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;

      * To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

      * To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

      * To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings.

      Current states' rights iss

    63. Re:Ministry of Truth? by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I would like to add that there is even documented evidence that Lincoln wrote of abolishing slavery to deport them back to Africa; he saw their existence in the US as a blight. http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/jala/29.1/magness.html

      The version of history we believe about what Lincoln's real motives were seems to be far from the truth.

    64. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      didn't due to accident of geography (say, the Japanese, not that it made them any less prone to doing the same thing to others).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu_people

    65. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double plus good joke, comrade!

    66. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NewSouth = New Speak.

      because "slave" is so much better than "nigger"

    67. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

      only the resource-rich bits

      ...of Afghanistan?

    68. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at it as translation then you don't replace two very different words "nigger" and "injun" with slave. If we accepted this then translating it would yield african american = native american = slave.

      While both groups were treated very poorly at that time in history it is not remotely fair to say that they were mistreated in the same way and that that mistreatment is exactly "slavery" in both cases.

    69. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Opyros · · Score: 1

      The one man of honor in this phantasmagoria is 'Nigger Jim,' as Twain called him[...]

      Except he didn't; the phrase "Nigger Jim" doesn't occur even once in the entire book!

    70. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only didn't due to accident of geography (say, the Japanese

      Actually, they did. The fun, kawaii killer death robot building Japanese we know and love kind of bitchslapped the actual natives of their lands, and were (and in a lot of cases, still are) discriminating against said natives for ages.

    71. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      IBut, what if you look at it, not as censorship, but as translation...

      Nice rationalization. Utter bullshit, of course, but a game effort.
      The word "translation" implies that the new word or words have, as closely as possible, the same meaning as the original. The words "slave" and "nigger" have, in any historical context, different meanings. We can argue over how the meaning of the word "nigger" has changed over time, because it most certainly has, but at no time did it mean the same thing as "slave".
      Look, the references to 1984 are predictable, but spot-on in their use as an illustration of how subtle changes eventually add up to wholesale shifts in, or loss of, understanding. Twain used the words he did because those were the words that fit at the time he used them. Were they racist and pejorative? Of course, though it is fair to say that most of those using those terms, in those days, were oblivious to this and would be shocked to learn that they were using offensive language. That doesn't change the fact that it was offensive and it certainly does not provide support for the notion that it is in any way acceptable to spin that fact in a different direction.

    72. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct, but there is an even more obvious reason it's not censorship.

      Censorship is the attempt to prevent content from being published. There is no such prevention here. This is an alternative, a minor translation.
      If you want the original, it's still there.

    73. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the meaning of it, but the flow. When read properly, most of Shakespeare's writing is in iambic pentameter. These are equally important as the words are; it's near uniform in it's rhythm. Changing words screws that up.

      Mark Twains work is free form prose. It's his voice you're listening to as you read it. Changing the word "nigger" to "slave" won't destroy his voice. And the word "slave" kind of puts slavery in the spotlight, and that would help modern audiences who may think Twain's characters are trying to lay down some tracks in a rap studio.

      Still, explanations prepended to Mark Twains actual text might be better.

      And Shakespeare is best seen performed by talented actors.

    74. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country wasn't founded on institutionalized genocide?

      Iceland? OK, the vikings were certainly far from perfect - they did snatch up a couple of Irish women during the trip and brought them along, which isn't very gentleman-like -, but it's not like they killed the natives or anything. There weren't any.

      They also created an egalitarian peasant state with a parliament and a direct democracy (well, for the landed gentry, but that wasn't different from democracy in, say, ancient Athens), without any king or ruler. How cool is that?

    75. Re:Ministry of Truth? by rbrander · · Score: 1

      If you want to translate the emotions and attitudes that were attached to the name "Nigger Jim" in the 1800's, today that would be: "Nigger Jim".

      "African-American Jim" would be somebody who was fit to use the same washrooms and eat at the same table as white people.

      "Slave Jim" would be a *little* lower than "Poor White Trash Jim", as poor southerners worked and lived in circumstances only a notch above the slaves. There was a status called "Indentured" which was very close to slavery, in that your contract could be sold from owner to owner and you had to go work for them to work off your indenture. (Usually a debt; not many people indentured themselves voluntarily except people who had to do it to pay for passage to America). The 'translation' to "Slave Jim" would have us believe Jim had a very close status to an indentured white person.

      "Poor White Trash Indentured Jim" would still be far, FAR, higher than "Nigger Jim" because you would cheerfully marry the daughter of "Poor White Trash Jim" if she was pretty enough to make up for the lack of dowry. The daughter of "Nigger Jim" would, of course, not be fit to sit at the table, much less take to the altar.

      In short, I flatly disagree: the meaning of "nigger" hasn't changed one iota in 100 years - all that's changed is fewer people use it, precisely because of what it means. If anything, the meaning has changed, *positively*, but strictly for the African-Americans that use it amongst themselves. (Richard Pryor routines from the 1980's are hard to take now.) When white people use it, it means exactly what it used to.

    76. Re:Ministry of Truth? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 2

      That's because a lot of folks can't stomach the idea that their country was founded on the very intentional and institutionalized genocide of one group of people and the enslavement of another.

      What country wasn't founded on institutionalized genocide? Almost every 'civilized' country in history had a dominant culture that killed off or otherwise suppressed a whole bunch of others, and even those that didn't (as much) only didn't due to accident of geography (say, the Japanese, not that it made them any less prone to doing the same thing to others).

      But don't you see: the USA is different. We're the bastion of freedom, founded by God to spread democracy just as the Bible and Jesus intended.

      I'm not saying that your point about people not wanting to think poorly of themselves or their country is wrong, because it's quite clearly right. But I don't think that the US is any more prone to it than any other country. It's a human condition, not exclusively or even particularly American.

      Perhaps. And no doubt various countries are quite guilty of covering up, glossing over, or outright ignoring the atrocities their country/government has done (Rape of Nanking by Japan comes to mind). But the answer to that isn't to simply nod one's head and say "it's the human condition". The answer is to call those people out who try to cover up history.

      The desire to censor something is more often than not precisely because it makes someone uncomfortable with the truth of a situation. Such should always be dealt with, by pointing out the why and how of that discomfort so they may not simply ignore it. Anything less, and as pointed out there's the serious risk of repeating such mistakes. That means not only knowing the mistakes of the US, but also those of Russia, Afghanistan, France, etc. By bringing attention to the racism of the past in the US, not only can the US but people from other countries can learn to not repeat those mistakes. I believe that is one major reasons why Mark Twain chose the language he did. To truly deal with a problem, one has to confront it, and sometimes storytellers are best capable of presenting those problems to you.

      Most importantly of all, one should be taught when one is young. Why else do you think we teach children fairy tales or stories from the Bible? It certainly isn't because they're all feel-good, political correct crap.

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    77. Re:Ministry of Truth? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Great quote but only really applicable if the government was doing the censoring.

    78. Re:Ministry of Truth? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Except that Mark Twain wasn't (as far as we know) being racist; he was including racist characters because they were/are real. You lose something of the meaning of the book by "translating" it into P.C. language.

    79. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the same website:

      "And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed--if all records told the same tale--then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'"
      - George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 3

    80. Re:Ministry of Truth? by iaminthetrunk · · Score: 1

      You left out that the Romans would have almost certainly done all of the above while also managing to have 2 or 3 civil wars within the Roman empire. Honestly, who didn't come to a bad end in ancient Rome? Cicero had to stick his head out of his carriage having been chased down by political assassins, in order to assist his relatively inexperienced murder at somewhat ineptly hacking off his head. Oh, ancient Rome - such a model for politics and governance...

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      "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality." -Dante
    81. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Shakespeare is British, and growing up in America you learn that hating the British is perfectly fine?

    82. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      To that, I respond with a quote from Goethe, "A man's faults are those of his generation; his geniuses are his own."

      Certainly there are many things you can criticize about Lincoln, the greatness is how despite his faults he rose up and touched excellence.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    83. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NewSouth Books version is the one page long history of how George Orwell was a Satanist Traitor, right?

    84. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country wasn't founded on institutionalized genocide? Almost every 'civilized' country in history had a dominant culture that killed off or otherwise suppressed a whole bunch of others, and even those that didn't (as much) only didn't due to accident of geography (say, the Japanese, not that it made them any less prone to doing the same thing to others).

      Apparently you've never heard of the Ainu or Ryukyu, both of which are roughly the equivalent to Native Americans when discussing Japanese, displaced by what we currently think of as the Japanese people (who are largely Korean in ancestry, although you have to dig pretty far back).

    85. Re:Ministry of Truth? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      What is different about the US is that it is recent and has continuity with the current dominant culture and the ethnic divisions behind the genocide still exist and the non-dominant groups still face discrimination (with the force of law until very recently).

    86. Re:Ministry of Truth? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      The other thing that is different about the US appears to be that it has enough loonies to make publishing a bowdlerised book commercially viable - unless its just a publicity stunt, of course.

    87. Re:Ministry of Truth? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      wonders why so much evil comes from white people, why did they enjoyed torturing and murdering innocents and why they would segregate and continue to subjugate others

      I can't imagine what it is like for German school children

      One is only responsible for one's own actions.

      One should remember that what those people did, was what they did.
      It is just as wrong to blame decendants for something that their ancestors did (whether due to evil, mistakes, desperation or for whatever other reason), as it is to be racist.

    88. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure conquest followed by citizenship and peace, with no genocide or enslavement (romans in Europe) , should be compared to, er, genocide and enslavement.

    89. Re:Ministry of Truth? by 31eq · · Score: 1

      Because, Samuel Clemmons was a unapologetic satirist. The only people using the derogatory words were the idiots of the book, the so-called "fine and upstanding citizens of society" were fools, criminals and murderers. The fact that the words are more hideous now makes the fools of the book look even more foolish.

      Not true. Everybody uses the word. Huck, as narrator, uses the word. Jim uses the word. You can say every character is an idiot, but don't suggest that the word was used selectively.

    90. Re:Ministry of Truth? by 31eq · · Score: 1

      They had the words "negro" and "slave". (And, yes, often the word "nigger" does mean "slave" as it's used in the book. I have the Gutenberg Project file here, 5 mentions of "slave" and 5 of "slavery" against 203 of "nigger" in a book about slavery.) Google says that "nigger" was always a minority term in print. Twain made a deliberate decision to use it, and not to use other offensive words (no "damn", no "bitch", and a lot of highly suspicious "blame"-ing). The language was chosen to shock. It was shocking then as it is now. That doesn't mean it should be censored, but let's call a spade a spade.

    91. Re:Ministry of Truth? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      One could argue that Huck using the word was the whole point of the book. The boys are essentially innocents; at their age, they know nothing but what's been taught to them. Everything else, once they're out from under the influence of their parents, is learned wisdom -- right or wrong. Throughout the book, Huck not only calls Jim "nigger," but he has the nagging feeling that helping Jim stay free is wrong, because it would be like stealing Miss Watson's property. But however hateful and horrible these espoused beliefs sound -- and I think it's perfectly fine if they seem more hateful and horrible when viewed through a modern lens -- the important thing is that despite those nagging feelings, Huck still acts his conscience and helps Jim. When you actually read the book and don't just quote some passage where a character says "nigger" five times, you see how Twain is trying to illustrate not only how endemic racism was in the South, but how bankrupt it was: Give it to an honest child, make him repeat it over and over until the words are second nature to him, and he still won't be able to act on it.

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    92. Re:Ministry of Truth? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      That's a very narrow definition of the word "censorship." Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be the all-powerful leader of a totalitarian state to censor things. If you write a nasty letter to the newspaper that's full of four-letter words, and they choose to remove all the four-letter words when they print your letter, you haven't been gagged but you have been censored.

      Similarly, if someone published an edition of Huckleberry Finn where all the "objectionable" words had been redacted with black rectangles like a FoIA request, I would consider that a "censored" edition. NewSouth is doing the same thing here, but instead of black rectangles it's replacing the words with other words -- which I believe is worse, because it actively distorts the text. You can no longer tell where and what redactions were made.

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    93. Re:Ministry of Truth? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine if every time someone flew a confederate flag, it meant they wanted slavery back?

      Uhhhh... yeah, out here in California it pretty much means just that (but probably not so much the slavery at this point, just the lynchings).

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    94. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Magada · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining_in_Afghanistan

      What, you thought this war was about politics?

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    95. Re:Ministry of Truth? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      You might have got me there because I left out the "I suspect" part of that post.

      I have no direct "hands on" experience with the south, but it's discouraging to hear what I do about it so consistently...

      I should get down there just to see if all I hear is true or not.

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    96. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

      Not to throw a wet towel on your knee-jerk American-conspiracy liberal gut reaction, but we invaded Afghanistan in 2003. The cache was discovered in 2010. What, you thought Slashdot was about sane discussion?

      Even so,it's not like America 'gets' these resources. 'Oh, but American companies will win exploitation rights blah blah blah.' Maybe they will, but they'll regret it. Anybody who knows anything about Afghanistan knows that the only people who will come out ahead doing business in Afghanistan are Afghans. The corruption and graft in that country make Iraq look like Peoria.

      And even if we did somehow invade Afghanistan seven years in advance on the hope that we'd strike gold, invading Afghanistan for resources is like invading a nunnery for single young women -- sure, you might find some, but you'd need to be very, very desperate first as the consequences and cost of doing so are outrageous.

      No country has ever profited from a war in Afghanistan in the long run. I'm sure some individuals are finding ways to make a buck, but the cost in human lives, money, and political capital is astronomical next to even the gains the US is trying to make, much less any secret shadow conspiracy goals like 'bomb them for their rockz.'

    97. Re:Ministry of Truth? by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      If, in fact, his intent was to eliminate Africans from the US, and to do this he started a war in which almost half a million were killed, can you please point out the element of genius and greatness?

      It would seem, at best, that if you agree with the premise that his intent was as I suggested, that we are extraordinarily lucky he was murdered and more reasonable people took over after his war.

    98. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, human nature.

      Playing Devil's Advocate:

      I don't believe that the absence of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand would have prevented WWI.

      Likewise, in looking at Root Cause Analysis, I don't believe that a peaceable end to slavery in the US would have prevented the Civil War (though perhaps it would have saved some of the southern resentment in the period following). When you hear that the Civil War was fought over States' rights, that's likely correct; the fact that the right that happened to be in question at the time was the right to own slaves sounds incidental.

         

    99. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Magada · · Score: 1

      I'm not American. I'm not liberal.

      No cache was discovered in 2010 - it was quite well known for decades that Afghanistan sits on huge untapped mineral resources. What happened in 2010 is someone put a putative price tag on the deposits that were known to exist. Surely there is more out there, to be found when exploration begins in earnest.

      The costs of running an empire are outrageous, to be sure. What's worse is not running it.

      As for corruption and graft, Iraq ain't no Peoria either, yet corporations line up cap in hand in Washington, begging for a cut of the oil exploitation rights, the infrastructure contracts and what have you.

      What shadow conspiracy? It's all in the open.

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    100. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you saw a confederate flag flying in California? I haven't seen one since 1995, and those guys were doing it just for fun.

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    101. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      You are trying to judge a man based on your own modern judgement and preconception. I assume this is what is bothering you:

      "Lincoln continued to his dying day to deny the possibility of racial harmony in the United States and persisted in regarding colonization as the only real alternative to perpetual race conflict."

      Now, practically speaking, Lincoln had a point; a hundred years later there was definitely not racial harmony in the US, and nearly a hundred-fifty years later we are still dealing with racial issues. The solutions for how to deal with blacks immediately after the war (and after Lincoln's death) did not turn out so well. And many black people did choose to join colonies.

      The problem of integrating 4million freed blacks into society is a big one, so it would not be surprising to me if Lincoln, or anyone reasonable at the time, at least took it into consideration.

      and to do this he started a war in which almost half a million were killed

      The South fired the first shots.

      It would seem, at best, that if you agree with the premise that his intent was as I suggested

      The intents of people tend to be much more subtle than you apparently realize.

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    102. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

      I am American. I'm not liberal.

      No cache was discovered in 2010 - it was quite well known for decades that Afghanistan sits on huge untapped mineral resources.

      So that wiki article you linked that says:

      As of 2006, the mineral resources of Afghanistan were relatively underexplored from a global perspective.

      Who knew? According to what? Even if we knew in 2003 what we know today, the math still doesn't work out in favor of invasion just for resources. We have plenty of resources in places where rule of law exists.

      As for corruption and graft, Iraq ain't no Peoria either, yet corporations line up cap in hand in Washington, begging for a cut of the oil exploitation rights, the infrastructure contracts and what have you.

      They don't line up in Washington - they line up in Baghdad. 'Blood for oil' is very sexy but it's always been naive and it's never been true. You know that exploitation rights are not the same as actually getting the oil, right? It's still their oil - they might pay an American company (or a European company, or a Chinese company - it's up to them, strangely enough) to dig the wells because we have the technology and the experience to do it, but how that translates into a big fat oil pipeline to the United States is beyond me. They sell oil on the open market just like every other Middle Eastern country.

      What shadow conspiracy? It's all in the open.

      It's all so trivially simply in your worldview. Because oil companies are huge multinational businesses with a big lobby, they clearly dictate foreign policy, right? My dad was the head of one of the provincial reconstruction teams in Iraq. The people getting rich there are the Iraqi politicians and their families. KBR and Haliburtion are definitely making a lot of money on military contracts, but nobody has proposed an alternative: our military isn't big enough to do things it did in WWII like running cafeterias because under 1% of American citizens serve in the armed forces. So we pay private companies to bring in the ice cream and the sausages, and Iraq pays private companies to exploit oil. There are big American oil companies competing for that business and there are big non-American ones -- we have no leverage over them to make them pick an American company, because if we did and if we used it, the Brits might be pretty pissed off at us, since they had people in Iraq for a long time as well and BP is still pretty big.

      'America as Empire' probably gets a lot of government majors their PhDs, but come on. An Empire has colonies that exist to expand the influence of the mother country and it has governors with a great deal of control over those colonies. We've never had anything like absolute control over the Iraqis because we don't have the stomach for the brutality that would require. Iraq hasn't expanded American influence - we have a lot of military infrastructure there, sure, but unless we're planning on invading Turkey anytime soon, our bases in Kuwait and Kyrgyzstan have been there for a lot longer.

      Iraq has been a huge expense for America and the return on our investment is questionable even for people who supported the idea in the first place. My dad's experience was that we (the Americans) don't have the balls to go after corrupt Iraqis who are well-connected to the government or one of the militias, so many of the really honest local politicians and police chiefs (who were not very numerous to begin with) get assassinated. Look at this guy in Pakistan recently. He thought that maybe a woman shouldn't be put to death for blasphemy and he died for it. If that had happened in Iraq, we probably wouldn't have done a lot about it unless the blasphemer were an American citizen, because we are supposed to respect their culture. If we were really running an Empire, we wouldn't be at the mercy of hundreds of sheiks and Iraqi politicians -- unfortunately for the Imperialists among us, they

    103. Re:Ministry of Truth? by digsbo · · Score: 1

      You are trying to judge a man based on your own modern judgement and preconception.

      I am, as are you. This doesn't give any additional weight to anything you're saying compared with what I'm saying.

      Whether or not the South fired the first shots, the North had already amassed a large military presence clearly showing the use of force was a primary option in negotiations surrounding the political situation. Thus, Lincoln was responsible for his part in the violence. Since it was Lincoln trying to impose his will on others, he is the first actor in terms of the conflict if not the violence.

      There were plenty of people with all kinds of attitudes about race relations in Lincoln's day. Perhaps he was right about race relations, but did his actions (and those in the punitive reconstruction) help to cement racial hatred? What if a terrible war had been avoided?

      In England the slaves were freed without violence. The government purchased them and freed them. On a monetary cost basis the war probably was within an order of magnitude of that cost. On a human basis?

      In the USA there was a war and a bitter reconstruction, and a legacy of racial hatred. In the UK there was no war, and there is little I've ever heard of problems like in the USA between races.

      So you've thrown a few mitigating arguments my way which excuse or minimize my criticisms of Lincoln, but still nothing that tells me what was genius or great about Lincoln. If other governments were able to end slavery without bloodshed, I think it's a bit strange to be consider Lincoln a great genius. Wouldn't he be described as something more along the lines of a ham-fisted despot?

    104. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what your point is. Are you trying to say that Lincoln was a bloodthirsty killer? Or are you trying to say that he should have let the south secede?

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    105. Re:Ministry of Truth? by digsbo · · Score: 1

      All I'm asking is for you to point out some examples of his genius and greatness, in light of the racism and violence in his character I think you've quite open-mindedly and fairly acknowledged in this thread.

      Perhaps if I state explicitly that I believe there were much better ways to deal with the problems of his presidency than what he chose, and that I do not admire the man generally, this helps explain the fundamental gap in our understanding? That I do not accept as I was once instructed in school that he was one of the great men of our history?

    106. Re:Ministry of Truth? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't think he was racist, certainly not for the times he lived in. He was called the great emancipator for a reason. Violent, maybe, but countries that are afraid of violence don't last very long; that was especially true a hundred years ago. Lincoln ably led the country through what was probably the most difficult time the country would ever face. He was a capable man who rose to a difficult occasion, that's what makes people great. The only question is whether the problem, separation of the union and freeing the slaves, justified the civil war.

      I think it did. If you don't think so, that's fine, but I have no particular reason to listen to your opinion.

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    107. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Magada · · Score: 1

      - they might pay an American company (or a European company, or a Chinese company - it's up to them, strangely enough) to dig the wells because we have the technology and the experience to do it [...] how that translates into a big fat oil pipeline to the United States is beyond me

      It simply translates into money that is put in the accounts of the likes of Bechtel, Haliburton and BP. You admit as much, verbatim.

      Oil extraction (especially from rich fields like those of Iraq) is not rocket surgery. Your claim that foreign companies are needed at all is ridiculous. Iraq extracted and sold oil between the two wars entirely on its own.

      we have no leverage over them to make them pick an American company, because if we did and if we used it, the Brits might be pretty pissed off at us, since they had people in Iraq for a long time as well and BP is still pretty big.

      You have got to be kidding me. The US military is occupying that country. Of course you have leverage. Of course you have to also pay your allies for their undying friendship.

      Iraq hasn't expanded American influence - we have a lot of military infrastructure there, sure, but unless we're planning on invading Turkey anytime soon, our bases in Kuwait and Kyrgyzstan have been there for a lot longer.

      That's not quite true. The US will be invading Iran before the decade is over. Kyrgyzstan is about Iran. Afghanistan is about Iran. Iraq is about Iran. It's called encirclement. The end game, the big prize, the thing that will tide America over into post-oil supremacy.

      Iraq has been a huge expense for America and the return on our investment is questionable even for people who supported the idea in the first place.

      Oh cry me a river. The White Man's burden, what?

      If we were really running an Empire, we wouldn't be at the mercy of hundreds of sheiks and Iraqi politicians

      The system as it was invented was called satrapy. Look it up. In later times, it has been applied with much success to the conquest and subsequent rule of India by British commercial interests.

      they had a democratic election and we've chosen to respect that, even when it's clearly bad for Iraq.

      The US is comfortable with any sort of government in Iraq, as long as the money keeps flowing and the bases remain in place. There is no need for "absolute control" as long as those two conditions remain fulfilled.

      but I see why there are still brave men and women trying to make room for a stable government there

      And why is that, pray tell? If it's not self-interest, then what? There are many other places where the people were worse-off than in Iraq when you guys invaded a second time, like, oh, I dunno, Somalia?

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    108. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

      You have got to be kidding me. The US military is occupying that country. Of course you have leverage. Of course you have to also pay your allies for their undying friendship.

      No, we don't. Occupying a country by military force means you exert absolute control with that military force. You have martial law. We aren't and we don't. We have a military force there, yes, but we also have one in Japan, one in Korea, some in Germany, some in Saudi Arabia, and some in Kuwait -- all countries we aren't occupying.

      Iraq has a sovereign government and if anyone in America could pick up the phone and have their will be done then it would make what we are trying to do there a lot easier, but we can't. Take this from somebody (my dad) who was over there and had direct responsibility for trying to help Iraq build (or re-build, in some cases) a modern economy. The Iraqi central government has to sign off on everything and they just don't want to most of the time, particularly if it involves spending Iraqi rather than American money. The level of corruption and sectarianism in Iraq makes the United States look like kindergarten.

      Your perception of the war is high-school simplistic. Maybe it makes you feel good about yourself and whatever country you live in to think that Americans are getting whatever they want because they parked a bunch of tanks in Baghdad. But you have not been there and you clearly aren't even very well read about how the Iraqi government works today versus what the American military is actually doing there. I don't even know what 'pay your allies for their friendship' means, as if Britain were some thug we hired to do our job for us. They're a sovereign country and they had no obligation to send anyone to Iraq.

      I'm not suggesting that we aren't there because of self-interest. But that self-interest is a large, democratic, stable Middle-eastern country (instead of a large, tyrannical, unstable Middle-eastern dictatorship). If you had even the slightest notion of what it costs to send hundreds of thousands of people along with cars, trucks, tanks, airplanes, spare parts, food, water, a good chunk of the State Department, and all of the contractors necessary to support those things, you would very quickly see exactly how much America is 'profiting' because of the war in Iraq. I'm sure Bechtel and Haliburton have made several billion dollars apiece. But even if both these companies' entire revenue came from Iraq, it doesn't even out. The total cost of the Iraq war has been estimated at anywhere from $768 billion (costofwar.com) to $3 trillion (Washington Post), and that's just the financial cost.

      As it happens, I don't think the war was a good idea in the first place, but for reasons that have nothing to do with drivel like yours. This is my favorite:

      That's not quite true. The US will be invading Iran before the decade is over. Kyrgyzstan is about Iran. Afghanistan is about Iran. Iraq is about Iran. It's called encirclement. The end game, the big prize, the thing that will tide America over into post-oil supremacy.

      'Post-oil supremacy' has got to be the stupidest thing I've heard all week. We're not 'post-oil' and won't be for a long time. I don't know what we'd be 'encircling.' Having huge amounts of money and lives tied up in the Middle East isn't an end game at all. Most Americans (myself included) would prefer we were out of there entirely. 'Satrapy' isn't a system and it certainly isn't an Empire - it's a derogatory term used to reduce an enormously complicated situation to something simple enough to fit your one-dimensional worldview. 'Keep the money flowing'? 'White Man's burden'? What money? Flowing where? What are you even talking about?

    109. Re:Ministry of Truth? by Magada · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Trying to talk to you is a bit trying.

      Occupying a country by military force means you exert absolute control with that military force.

      No, it does not and I did not claim it does. Germans had occupation forces in France in WWII yet there was a local gov't and yes, it did have the authority to sign off on everything, from the economy up to and including who got sent to the camps and who didn't.

      If you had even the slightest notion of what it costs [...] you would very quickly see exactly how much America is 'profiting' because of the war in Iraq.

      You advance an estimate of $3 trillion. What can we compare it with? What would happen to the US economy if oil spiked to 200$ a barrel or more? What price-tag would you attach to total economic collapse? Alternatively, why, if you believe the occupation is bad for your country, aren't you protesting?

      I don't even know what 'pay your allies for their friendship' means, as if Britain were some thug we hired to do our job for us. They're a sovereign country and they had no obligation to send anyone to Iraq.

      It means "reconstruction" contracts to BP and others. Of course the UK had no obligation to help. That's why the US needs to make sure it's worth their while.

      'Satrapy' isn't a system and it certainly isn't an Empire - it's a derogatory term used to reduce an enormously complicated situation to something simple enough to fit your one-dimensional worldview.

      It's a form of political organization of conquered territories peculiarly suited to loosely-held empires such as the one you live in.

      We're not 'post-oil' and won't be for a long time.

      Do forgive me for taking the long(ish) view, please. We are at peak oil now.

      And finally:

      I'm not suggesting that we aren't there because of self-interest. But that self-interest is a large, democratic, stable Middle-eastern country (instead of a large, tyrannical, unstable Middle-eastern dictatorship).

      What are the political benefits the US derives from democracy in Iraq, given that the latest elections and subsequent re-shuffling have put Islamists in (nominal) control?

      In what way was Saddam's regime unstable? It survived religious strife, Kurdish uprisings, two wars and a 10-year trade embargo that was actually enforced. There was zero indication that Saddam won't die in power.

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  3. New cover by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the cover now has a big shiny sticker that says "Nigger Free!"

    1. Re:New cover by Joehonkie · · Score: 1

      I laughed so hard. I'm going to hell.

    2. Re:New cover by jbeaupre · · Score: 2

      Don't joke. Some folks would probably be more than happy to remove Jim entirely from the book and slap that sticker on.

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    3. Re:New cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for your pleasure

    4. Re:New cover by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      Yup. Laughed out loud.

    5. Re:New cover by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      S'ok, I'll buy you a beer once we get there for having a sense of humor. ;)

    6. Re:New cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do the French have to do with this?

    7. Re:New cover by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      HA, I literally laughed out loud.

    8. Re:New cover by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Darn you, you made me laugh so hard last week's chocolate milk came out of my nose.

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  4. And why start NWO censorship with this kind of... by Fibe-Piper · · Score: 2

    ....punk assed half measure. Why aren't we calling for outright book burnings, in the town square!

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  5. New difinitions...? by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 1

    Does this mean when I say "slave" I'm actually saying "nigger?"

    1. Re:New difinitions...? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      In this special case, it is actually 'le mot juste".

    2. Re:New difinitions...? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Well, it could have been an "Injun".

      If they're going to "fix" it, they could have at least "fixed" it right and changed Injun to "Native American".

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    3. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you have a master and nigger drive now?

    4. Re:New difinitions...? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Oh wait, now that I read TFA instead of trusting TFS, now I see that slashdot has a new definition of the word "both", and "Injun" will be replaced by "Indian", not "slave".

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    5. Re:New difinitions...? by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 1

      So are you saying every where in Huck Finn "nigger" means "slave" (no race implied) and never simply because the person is black?

    6. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course by using the word slave you risk offending the Russians.

    7. Re:New difinitions...? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Does this mean when I say "slave" I'm actually saying "nigger?"

      Don't laugh too hard ... I've actually heard of some organizations in which someone goes on a program to try to make everybody stop referring to "master server/slave server". Trying to make someone understand that this is an industry term and they need to stop being overly sensitive can be an awfully tricky thing. (I once saw someone actually object to the use of the term "black" when it was ... get this ... descriptive of the color of an inanimate object on the grounds that it could be offensive.)

      Some people seem to go out of their way to be sure that it's not possible to give offense. I find it especially sad that what is a really good depiction of what life was really like at that time is being "cleansed" so that we can all pretend that there wasn't racial tension in the South at that time.

      I don't support people going around using the N word all over the place -- but this is a piece of literature, and should be allowed to stand. What next, altering Merchant of Venice so that Shylock wasn't Jewish? (I'm not supporting the anti-Semitic stereotypes, merely that the play is 400+ years old, and it's a little late for political correctness.)

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    8. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll make wiring up IDE drives much more interesting.

    9. Re:New difinitions...? by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I would die laughing if someone arranged a typo in that replacement to make Jim a "Slav" ;)

    10. Re:New difinitions...? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      (I once saw someone actually object to the use of the term "black" when it was ... get this ... descriptive of the color of an inanimate object on the grounds that it could be offensive.)

      The grammar checker in Word used to recommend that you replaced 'black' with 'african american'. This led to some quite entertaining press releases - especially from government departments - where someone had mindlessly accepted the grammar checker corrections without involving their brain in the process.

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    11. Re:New difinitions...? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The grammar checker in Word

      Speaking of evil things. :-P

      God, I hate that thing ... yes, I know I'm writing in the passive voice, dammit!

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    12. Re:New difinitions...? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh too hard ... I've actually heard of some organizations in which someone goes on a program to try to make everybody stop referring to "master server/slave server".

      That would be Sun (now Oracle), about a decade ago now.
      They started calling them producers and consumers, and everyone went "huh?" until word of mouth could explain what the hell they meant.

      Others have followed suit, but it's more common to see "primary/secondary". At least until "secondary" becomes too loaded a word.

    13. Re:New difinitions...? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Yep. Sun replaced Master/Slave" relationships in LDAP with "supplier/consumer." So many other services are moving to "primary/secondary" language. Sigh. So dumb when the word slave is appropriate.

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    14. Re:New difinitions...? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Every system I've worked on the the past 5 years has had a "master/peer architecture". It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

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    15. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The games Pokemon Black and Pokemon White are coming out soon. Crap... guess they'll rename it for release to 'Pokemon Really Dark Grey' and 'Pokemon really Light Grey'

    16. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not supporting the anti-Semitic stereotypes, merely that the play is 400+ years old, and it's a little late for political correctness.

      Somehow, the kikes are politically powerful enough to make you say that, even as you defend using offensive words around niggers.

    17. Re:New difinitions...? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Here's a question for Americans about something that I cannot really comprehend.

      I understand that "nigger" (and variations; "Negro" etc) in modern English is a racial slur, and so it's not used in common speech. The same obviously goes for any other racial/ethnic/religious slur.

      However, it seems like "nigger" is somehow special in that it is taboo to say or write it in any context, even when quoting someone else's speech or text, or discussing its use by another person, even in a neutral (e.g. historical) context. Hence all the abominations such as "N-word" (this makes me cringe every time I hear it), or beeping it out etc. It actually seems to be much more taboo than "fuck"!

      And this is not done for any other derogatory racial/ethnic/... reference, so far as I can see; there's no "J-word" or "K-word".

      Why?

    18. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's no accident that the words "Slav" and "Slave" are similar, the world Slave dates from a time when the Vikings were shipping Slavs around the (Vikings) known world by the longboat load as fast as they could.

    19. Re:New difinitions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None other than LaLa land (the city of Los Angeles CA)

      Concerning use of terms "master and slave" for primary and secondary disk drives:
      (REUTERS via Cnn) ...
      "Based on the cultural diversity and sensitivity of Los Angeles County, this is not an acceptable identification label," Joe Sandoval, division manager of purchasing and contract services, said in a memo sent to County vendors.

      "We would request that each manufacturer, supplier and contractor review, identify and remove/change any identification or labeling of equipment components that could be interpreted as discriminatory or offensive in nature..."

      http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/11/26/master.term.reut/index.html

    20. Re:New difinitions...? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when my car skidded into the telephone pole, it was because I had hit some African American ice.

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    21. Re:New difinitions...? by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      "Quick, hand me the african american pen!"

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  6. Orwell was an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thought police are gaining more power.

    This is why e-books are evil. How would one even know when censorship occurs.

    Orwell was an optimist

    Is being a ludite really bad ? I am begining to think not. I am becomming more unwilling to participate in this new electronic era.
    The glory days have past, looking more and more like a yoke, not a wheel.

    1. Re:Orwell was an optimist by pairo · · Score: 1

      It's easier to compare electronic formats, than dead tree ones.

    2. Re:Orwell was an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have the original...

    3. Re:Orwell was an optimist by MrMacman2u · · Score: 2

      Actually, e-books have nothing to do with this problem. The evil comes from those who do the censoring AS WELL AS those who call for it.

      If I am FORCED to accept that censorship MUST exist, I want censored versions to be just like cigarettes; a big fat warning on the package that says "Censored Version".

      Not knowing if you have the censored version or not is something that will send me into a rage like no other. I ended up buying a censored version of a CD one time that had NO indication of ANY kind that it was the mauled version. That was the last CD I ever bought. I am actively offended by censorship and I want to KNOW if what I have is censored. Of course I'd greatly prefer that censored versions did not exist in the first place, but you will always have people calling for them because they can't parent and it must be "safe for the childrens".

      Again, It's not the information, or the format in which it's offered that's bad, it's those that demand censorship exist that must be stopped.

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  7. If you can't handle the n-word... by chispito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you are too young to maturely handle the n-word, then you are too young to handle the implications of the story anyway.

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    1. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Says the guy who can't write nigger.

    2. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by chispito · · Score: 2

      Says the guy who can't write nigger.

      Perhaps I should log out and type it?

      I was trying to put attention on the book. A child who can't contextualize Huck's upbringing and the society he travels through will have no hope of appreciating how Huck and Jim relate. And if a child can't process that, then you really shouldn't be throwing words or ugliness at him until he can.

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    3. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Chances are, if children are kept in bubbles and keep being told that 'bad' words are 'bad' because they are 'bad', they will never be able to handle any 'bad' words. I mean, really, if we just acknowledged that they were just strings of letters with meanings like any other word, this wouldn't even be a problem.

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    4. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Huck Finn is taught around 8th grade, not preschool. A thirteen or fourteen year old ought to be able to pretty well understand the topics of slavery, racism, and their history in America.

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    5. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The fact that the words are considered 'bad' is precisely why they are so appealing. Like every other word, they have their uses, and are just words.

      The kid will not understand why

      So tell them.

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    6. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by jemenake · · Score: 2

      If you are too young to maturely handle the n-word, then you are too young to handle the implications of the story anyway.

      Well, sort of.

      I'll be honest. When I first read the post, my knee-jerk reaction was that this is political-correctness run amok. However, half-way into one of the Slate commentaries on it, I had a thought: What you get out of the book depends upon the age at which you read it. If you're really young, it's just an adventure book, like Treasure Island or something. The historical overtones, the clues about how racism was so innate that it was codified in the national vernacular, will be lost on you unless you're of sufficient age to understand how language changes over time to reflect changing political opinions.

      Now, if you're not at that age yet, then it's just an adventure story. Also, you're closer to that age where you're still "absorbing" your vocabulary and vernacular from observing the conversations of others. In other words, if I had some kid who was, say, 5-6 reading it, I'd worry a bit that they'd think that "nigger" was, like countless other ones, just another word that they hadn't come across, yet, and start whipping it out in conversations at school.

      This is kinda what the Slate article was hinting at. We abridge countless other books to make them more pertinent or digestible to different audiences (especially younger ones). In science books, we leave out the bit about Newton's law of gravitation and elliptical orbits just say that the planets orbit the sun until the kid's brain is capable of grokking the more-esoteric concepts. The Slate article questions how this is all that different.

      So, even though my overall feeling about this is yucky... and that I think this is a scary path to be going down, I must admit that I can envision situations where I would choose the watered-down version for my own kid if they were of a certain age.

    7. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as being "too young" to handle the word "nigger" or "injun" or any of the other racist slurs out there.

      You DID touch briefly on the correct word however; mature.

      If your maturity level is too low in order to handle such things, tough, they will continue to exist and having something censored or banned instead of simply not exposing yourself to it is equally immature.

      I refuse to accept a dumbing down of everything I CAN read or hear or see in order to protect some imagined sensibilities.

      You do not have the right to NOT be offended.

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    8. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Depends on which version of revisionist history they've been taught.

    9. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old "think of the child-rums" situation.

      The problem with your logic is that the kid will continue to use the word even if they know what it means! Yes, they are seeking a reaction, but if there are CONSTANT and CONSISTENT consequences for using ""bad"" words, then they will not.

      Being a parent is a lot of work. Relying on censorship to protect your offspawn is lazy parenting at best and BAD parenting at worst.

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    10. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The GP poster is right. It's one thing to not use the word nigger to refer to a person, and quite another when used in a discussion where it's relevant. It's difficult to have a meaningful discussion of race when people are censoring things out. Nobody in those sorts of discussions is genuinely completely without fault, those that censor themselves just hamper the possibility of making progress.

    11. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it's because we are white that we cannot use the n-word, for fear of losing our jobs and bringing the media down upon us like crows on a carcass. There is no attempt at understanding the intent behind the word, just like this misguided censorship of Huck Finn.

    12. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by chispito · · Score: 1

      Huck Finn is taught around 8th grade, not preschool. A thirteen or fourteen year old ought to be able to pretty well understand the topics of slavery, racism, and their history in America.

      Which is exactly why it doesn't need to be censored. There is no particular reason to be giving to the book to children too young to be exposed to the worn "nigger" in a historical context.

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    13. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Ha! It's funny you bring up the context of a kid learning a new word on here. When I was young, probably about 7 or 8, I read parts of this book for fun, and I assumed, exactly as you proposed a kid might, that nigger was just another word. At some point later, I explicitly recall using that word around the one African-American student in my class at the time. You know what happened? I got a classic fist to the face and the shock of all shocks. I didn't know what I had done. One of my teachers told me that I was too nice of a boy to use such language, and I couldn't understand the problem because I had read that word so many times in one of my favorite adventure books. So, I started asking people, my teachers, my parents, even the kid that punched me in the face, why such a bad word would be used in the book if it was so bad. Well, I got a plethora of explanations, some of which involved the historical context and literary nuances being employed by Twain. It didn't all sink in until I reread the book much later, a few times, but I definitely got the lesson of a lifetime regarding the context and evolution of "bad words." Best of all, it was in a relatively harmless manner since my fat lip healed a few days later.

      So you're exactly right, some young kids might read these stories, and start using that word. But so what? If they start using it in public, they will learn really quickly just what that word encompasses, and it will be a lesson that they won't forget soon. I say leave it in. Let kids learn about the world through experience, rather than through instruction.

    14. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by jemenake · · Score: 1

      So you're exactly right, some young kids might read these stories, and start using that word. But so what? If they start using it in public, they will learn really quickly just what that word encompasses, and it will be a lesson that they won't forget soon.

      Well... I guess I'd say that some parents might want the option of letting their kid learn this lesson in a less-physical manner. In that sense, I guess I support this "kid-friendly" version of the book because it gives parents that option.

      What I certainly oppose is the banning of the original. Options are, in my book, almost always a good thing.

    15. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually my wife and I do cuss like this around our 4 year old. She doesn't repeat it because she knows it's an adult word. It gets ignored. She has never said it. In fact, she can even translate it:

      One time her and her older 9 year old sister were making a fucking bunch of noise in the living room in front of the TV. I said, "how about you two shut the fuck up or get out of here?"

      Lisa (the 4 year old) said, "Come on Casey, daddy said we have to leave." Lisa had already decided she wasn't going to shut the fuck up, so she knew she had to leave.

      And no, we're not abusive. But we have never ever censored ourselves around our children, and they know what will happen if they say those words. They would feel embarrassed saying them out in public (their parents (us) don't say them in public either). They know the consequences at school. They really have no use to say them, and they don't have desire to say them. They don't sensor themselves.

      It's no different than them not even considering ever wanting a cigarette or a drink of alcohol even though they see their parents using the stuff. They can't stand the smell of alcohol and cigarettes. The pot smoke also doesn't bother them. They don't even notice it or think anything of it. Casey gets shown a bunch of propaganda against it at school. Doesn't think anything of it, because she also knows that the school feeds her bullshit. She gets additional education from us at home about history, etc. You know, the things they censor at school.

      Bottom line, if your kid is inclined to repeat some foul language or action they overhear for the purpose of getting attention, you fucked up as a parent.

      We don't spank our kids either. No need. Most parents in this country have everything backwards. A buddy of mine has spent the last 8 years hiding his pot smoking from his kid. Well the kid saw it recently and was taught in school that it's a fucking bad thing. You can imagine the shit storm and confusion in that house. I fucking warned him that would happen if the kid wasn't raised around it. He'll be lucky if it doesn't wind up in prison after his kid goes to school pissed off at him.

      Parenting isn't fucking brain surgery. Treat your kid like an adult from day one and they will act like one.

      And yes, my kids feel superior and more enlightened than their peers. They also know to keep their mouth shut about it. I keep my superiority as a parent compared to others to myself unless I'm responding anonymously to someone that has described themselves as a bad parent.

    16. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      So, I let my younger son watch BET (Black Entertainment Channel. A US cable channel devoted to all things African American.) He repeated a joke from Dave Chappel during class in the 8th grade. He was suspended for "intimidation".

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    17. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the guy who DOES write it, but does so anonymously.

    18. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's true. I think that a 1st grader can be taught the implications of the story, and this version will help do that. Then, later, when the child grows up a bit, he or she can read the original version.

    19. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My school didn't get to it until 11th grade. Those who were uncomfortable with the language were free to skip over any offending words.

    20. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      I'd rather we avoid the book entirely for children than start making "clean" variants of certain books. Remember: what is offensive to you probably isn't what is offensive to the person next to you, so where do we draw the line? Who decides what's acceptable and what is not?

      However, I think your concern highlights a much more critical issue: instead of attempting to shield children from the oh so "nasty" stuff, it should be the duty of educators and parents to follow their children and hold their hand as they read such books so that they may know the social implications behind the word "nigger" (and any such similar case). Thus we can avoid censoring out history and at the same time we make children better and more educated citizens.

    21. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Why was your 8th grade son watching the Dave Chappel show? He isn't exactly in the target age group.

      There is no way I'd let my kids watch that show and MOST of cable television. Its not a question of appropriateness so much as kids are rarely (if ever) mature enough as pre-teens to handle an adult oriented show.

      On the flip side, They can be exposed to it in a situation where it isn't spoon fed to them as mindless entertainment and the problem you seem to have had doesn't present itself, but then There is a pretty solid pre-existing set of lessons about appropriate behavior, even in school laid down there.

      The TV isn't a baby sitter.

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    22. Re:If you can't handle the n-word... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Why was your 8th grade son watching the Dave Chappel show?

      Either you don't have a son in the 8th grade, or you're naive enough to believe that he does everything you tell him. Besides, the constant barage of "nigger" on that station isn't limited to non prime-time hours.

      There is no way I'd let my kids watch that show and MOST of cable television. Its not a question of appropriateness so much as kids are rarely (if ever) mature enough as pre-teens to handle an adult oriented show.

      Ahh! You don't have an 8th grader, or don't live in the US. 8th graders are teenagers over here.

      On the flip side, They can be exposed to it in a situation where it isn't spoon fed to them as mindless entertainment and the problem you seem to have had doesn't present itself, but then There is a pretty solid pre-existing set of lessons about appropriate behavior, even in school laid down there.

      The lesson being that racism continues in America, violently supported by the politically correct crowd. The joke he recanted was discovered by the administration when four black kids ganged up on him in the lunch room. He was suspended for "intimidation". The gang-bangers received an apology. (I still can't wrap my head around that one.)

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  8. "Internet is in uproar" ..... by unity100 · · Score: 2

    I dont see any uproar on internet in europe, middle east or asia over this. not to mention africa and south america. not even canada.

    maybe is it that the supposed 'uproar' is in united states of america ? even that i havent seen any uproar in the communities with predominantly american population ?

    or maybe the article poster is making up shit ?

    1. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by d6 · · Score: 2

      >>or maybe the article poster is making up shit ?

      nah, this has been fairly well reported on/discussed for the last day or so. I'd drop a link to his version of the book, but I'd hate like hell for someone to mistakenly buy it.

      context is everything. the use of the word throughout the novel punches home the bone deep, offhanded racism present in the protagonist and the people of his time.
      A shame the publisher doesn't think we're smart enough to understand the book as written.

    2. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by anyGould · · Score: 2

      I dont see any uproar on internet in europe, middle east or asia over this. not to mention africa and south america. not even canada.

      At least in Canada, it'll be because Huck Finn isn't in the school curriculum. I suspect the same will be true elsewhere - we'll never see the "clean" version, because we don't freak out about the original.

    3. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      do US grammar and high schools teach French literature courses?
      what makes you assume French grammar and secondary school teach US Lit?

      also... Canada, Europe, the middle east, asia....
      how many of those countries have had to fight for their freedom, how many enjoy a free press, and how many value their liberty as much as we do?

      of course we're going to be in an uproar, it is our nature to fight censorship and oppression...

      unless we're the ones doing the oppressing that is...

    4. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by unity100 · · Score: 1

      how many of those countries have had to fight for their freedom, how many enjoy a free press, and how many value their liberty as much as we do?

      hahahahaha ......

      everything you know as modern principles of society today, came from europe. this includes the principles of freedom and liberty that you think your founding fathers had invented, in late 18th century. and no, this is not an id-ego crap, but actual history. if you dont know what 'age of enlightenment means', stop thinking on that moronic bit about 'america vs europe', and just read silently from this point on. actually all of those principles were invented in mid 18th century in france during age of enlightenment. all your founding fathers were avid followers of the age of enlightenment, and some of them were personal friends of the pioneering philosophers/writers. and you were lucky in that, there were a handful (maybe approx 100 or so) who were followers of principles of age of enlightenment, among the leaders of your political circle - that way you ended up having a pro-enlightenment constitution written, as opposed to becoming another constitutional monarchy. even at the late stages of the revolution, there were quite a many people who were still royalists, and negative towards the enlightenment oriented ones. heck, after 15-20 years, your nation even has shunned and forced thomas paine out of your country through despicable religious pressure, despite he was one of the few who has pioneered your freedom. tells millions ...

      and the principles leading to these have come from humanism philosophy, which had developed from 15th century towards 18th century, in between italy-netherlands-france-germany.

      it is appalling to hear, an american talks about 'fighting for freedom' over the blood europe spent for making those principles to even be published.

      excuse me, but for someone who is learned in history, all you americans are doing with that 'freedom' pompadour just seems as ignorant cockiness. before your mind despicably wanders off to directions in which you would be tempted to enter an ego struggle with my own personality - im neither north, south american, nor european, nor russian, nor asian, nor african, nor middle eastern or australian, or indian or japanese.

      i will even furnish a link to an easy start on reading about age of enlightenment. anyone who even dares talk about freedoms, has the obligation to know how did they come to being first, lest they go cocky and utter nonsense about it all around .

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment

    5. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by unity100 · · Score: 1

      maybe, before huckleberry finn, you people should actually read some world history in your overly self-centered history classes .... all about 'founding fathers', 'liberty', 'freedom' blah blah blah, whereas all of those founding fathers were readers and followers of voltaire, rousseau, diderot and so on.

      yeah. they are french.

    6. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      I've certainly seen this discussed among my Russian social peers, with the general mood of "Americans are letting political correctness eat away their minds". One of my contacts living in America has posted a poll. Interestingly, the Russian translation of Huckleberry Finn loses almost all the degrading verbal context: "negr" is not an offensive word, and "injun" got flattened into "Indian". In Russia, Huckleberry Finn is a very popular book for children, even though I found it considerably more "adult" compared to the adventures of Tom Sawyer. And I still think it's one of the best anti-racist books ever written.

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    7. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      ok, first of all... ignorant ass....
      i never claimed that my founding fathers invented anything, re-read my post, or get someone who can read, to parse it for you.

      secondly... our founding fathers, WERE European :)

      i skipped over most of the rest because i don't really care about what you have to say, as for being appalled by an american talking about fighting for freedom, listen bub... I *have* fought for freedom, and i did it in eastern europe, and my grandfather fought in italy in WWII, and i have 1 great uncle who had his blood spilled at normandy, and another who fought island to island in the south pacific.

      damn right we're cocky.

      not from north or south america...
      or africa or russia, aussie or middle eastern...
      (you say not asian, then not indian or japanese... for someone who claims to be so smart, you don't realize that "asian" encompasses india and japan? guess not)

      i mean, that pretty much covers everything, unless you're from another planet, which, given the dren you wrote above, clearly seems to be the case.

      BTW, never use Wiki as a reliable source.... it's not.

    8. Re:"Internet is in uproar" ..... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      "whereas all of those founding fathers were readers and followers of voltaire, rousseau, diderot and so on."

      gee, i wonder why none of the founding fathers of the united states of america read american literature... i wonder WHY they read all that foreign stuff... gee... hard to have "american literature" without a freakin "america" to begin with....

      that's like saying "before you get that polio vaccine you should become crippled by polio because that's what your forefathers did"

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  9. Damned if you do, damned if you don't by headhot · · Score: 2

    There is no way a school is going to make children read a book with the word nigger in it. Its too much trouble for the teachers, principles, and school board. They wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. The public school system is not equipped to handle controversy.

    Then again, censoring such eminent work from Twain is going to catch you some major heat too.

    The lesser of the 2 evils I think is to run the book with the word n***r censored that way, so every on is placated, and the students can have a discussion about it.

    1. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Brannoncyll · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then said children go home and listen to rap music on MTV or watch any TV show involving people from "the 'hood" and they'll easily find 219 uses of the word 'nigger', along with 'bitches', 'hoes', and a wide variety of other unsavoury phrases.

    2. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by demonbug · · Score: 2

      There is no way a school is going to make children read a book with the word nigger in it. Its too much trouble for the teachers, principles, and school board. They wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. The public school system is not equipped to handle controversy.

      Then again, censoring such eminent work from Twain is going to catch you some major heat too.

      The lesser of the 2 evils I think is to run the book with the word n***r censored that way, so every on is placated, and the students can have a discussion about it.

      Yeah, but how do you do you pronounce n***r when you are having the discussion? "Now class, let's discuss how Twain contrasts Huckleberry's newfound perspective with that of his boyhood friend Tom, the disparity between the two illustrated when Tom is recounting the boiler explosion on his recent trip by steamboat; 'Thankfully no one was hurt. A n-star-star-star-er was killed.'"

      Also, don't know where you're from, but we sure read Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn in school, n-word and all. Somehow we even managed to have discussions about the book and the use of offensive language in class, and no one even got fired! The only ones who complained were the kids who couldn't read more than two pages without a picture to look at.

    3. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The lesser of the 2 evils I think is to run the book with the word n***r censored that way, so every on is placated, and the students can have a discussion about it.

      I think censoring is far more evil than running the risk of offending people.

      That's an awfully slippery slope, and before long you're assassinating people who disagree with a law against blasphemy.

      Yes, that's an intentionally over-the-top example, but changing reality to fit someone's beliefs/hopes/sensitivities is just plain bad for a free society.

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    4. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      However, the best solution would be to leave the book alone and ignore the people who want to keep everyone else in bubbles.

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    5. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively, they could just choose a different book for the students to read. Most of the "classics" I read in school were poorly handled anyway because they're old enough that the students can't relate to them because of the differences in language and culture between now and when they were written. If a discussion of Huckleberry Finn is going to degenerate into "He said 'nigger' that is so raciest!" perhaps it's not going to be as worthwhile an educational tool as it had been in previous generations.

      Having students always read the same books it stupid. The books should be chosen for what they teach, not what the teacher had to read when he/she was that age.

    6. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this book back in high school in 11th grade english, my teacher talked about how the word "nigger" was central to the story.
      I wish I could find my old notes now and explain, but it was three years ago.

    7. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      There is no way a school is going to make children read a book with the word nigger in it.

      There was a time I'd call "BS" on that statement, heck my entire class including myself was assigned the adventures of Huck Finn when I was in high school and we read it, discussed it and completed the assignment without issue or complaint.

      Now...

      It's gotten so sad.

      People have gotten so used to seeing something reduxed out in order to bury their heads in the sand from something uncomfortable that they think the "lesser" evil is to simply blank it out...

      There "lesser" of the evils is to leave the book ALONE. This isn't even a slippery slope argument, absolutely NO good has come from or CAN come of censorship.

      The sheer attempt to make everything "safe" for a small (very?) group of individuals by using censorship damages the REST of us (read; society, culture, history) far more than what a few words could EVER do to a few people who have been convinced they don't want to see something objectionable.

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    8. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in high school English, we read this book as a class and had to read out loud some days. The teacher made us read it word for word, there was no saying "n word". I distinctly remember having to say n***r in a crowded classroom and feeling extremely uncomfortable about it. I think that the discomfort and disgust with racism that was generated by it was the point of reading it that way. The next book was To Kill a Mockingbird.

    9. Re:Damned if you do, damned if you don't by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the school I went to. We read Huck Finn in it's original writing, without sanitizing it, saying nigger as we read it. We all knew the connotations, the meaning it had. Younger students would have just been informed by their teacher the same way that Shakespeare is taught in school.

  10. No better by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The NYTimes has, of course, a lot of coverage on the topic, but many, including the editorial board, make the very strong point - how is this any better? Yes, as countless first posters try to show everyday, nigger is offensive, but nothing is such a blight on American history as the institution of slavery. This censorship wrongly conflates the word to be the problem, when really the problem is the hundreds of years of oppression, hatred, and violence that has and is aimed at blacks that the word represents. Some choice editing won't change the realities of the South in the mid-1800s, to think this fools anyone is a presumption of ignorance amongst teachers, parents, and children.

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    1. Re:No better by flaming+error · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > This censorship wrongly conflates the word to be the problem

      That's the best argument I've heard yet. These people are targeting a word. Not the institution of slavery, not racism.

      Twain used the word on purpose to sharpen his anti-racist message. Removing the word serves only to dull his attack.

      This censorship is completely counter-productive.

    2. Re:No better by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      The NYTimes has, of course, a lot of coverage on the topic, but many, including the editorial board, make the very strong point - how is this any better? Yes, as countless first posters try to show everyday, nigger is offensive, but nothing is such a blight on American history as the institution of slavery. This censorship wrongly conflates the word to be the problem, when really the problem is the hundreds of years of oppression, hatred, and violence that has and is aimed at blacks that the word represents. Some choice editing won't change the realities of the South in the mid-1800s, to think this fools anyone is a presumption of ignorance amongst teachers, parents, and children.

      Having did a family tree several years ago...found out these terms:
      1. Ancestors came from Switzerland to South Carolina in 1629
      2. They owned land and slaves. In a will from 1775...the slave owner mentioned a "Mazzie" by name as a fine house servant. I could be incorrect that this woman could be the "Sally Hemmings" in my family tree.
      3. Movement of relatives to Mississippi years after this.
      4. Moved to Texas years later.
      5. Moved to Oklahoma after that.
      6. Unknown...if I had any ancestors who fought on either side during the Revolutionary War. Known...had ancestors who fought in the War of Northern Aggression.

      Being from the South...that word was in common use until the 70's. Now...can't stand the word...but I do know this that poor whites/blacks are treated the same way by those with power/money. Other than skin color...there is no difference between the two races.

      Having read this story the other day...went over to one of the free book sites and downloaded copies of Twain's work published during his lifetime or soon after his death to have a copy of it. You never know how far censors can go to having what they don't like banned and being impossible to find in the future.

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    3. Re:No better by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      This is the George Carlin argument: It's not the word that's the problem, it's the racist who's saying the word that's the problem. That's why it's much more ok for Paul Mooney to say it than it is for David Duke to say it.

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    4. Re:No better by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      THIS! OMFG THIS.

      Thank you! Finally someone else who understands it the MEANING behind the word(s) NOT the words themselves!

      You sir, win some internets.

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    5. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some choice editing won't change the realities of the South in the mid-1800s, to think this fools anyone is a presumption of ignorance amongst teachers, parents, and children.

      Playing devil's advocate here...

      Maybe they aren't actually trying to hide the realities of the South in the mid-1800s. Maybe they aren't trying to fool anyone.

      Maybe switching out nigger for slave actually restores the reality of the South in the mid-1800s. I mean, in the mid-1800s "nigger" didn't have the shock value it does today. It was a pretty unremarkable word, really, at the time.

      If 100 years from now, "thee, thy, thine" are the most shocking slanderous word one can utter, then perhaps shakespeare SHOULD be performed with "you/your/yours" substituted in its place to preserve the spirit of the play. Shakespeare didn't intend to completely shock the audience when he wrote "thy". Just as Twain wanted to show that "nigger Jim" was of no consequence and "beneath contempt", but there was no "shock value" in calling him "nigger Jim" at the time.

      Pulling the word 'nigger' out, and switching in slave, allows you to spend time on the actual story, without the distraction of the -word- 'nigger'. They aren't trying to exorcise the rascism and slavery. The word itself really is the problem.

      Personally, I object to censorship... but I really do see their point. When Mark Twain wrote it 'nigger' was not 'the most vile word all of the english language', and I do find it distracting which in context, it shouldn't be. And it gets in the way when discussing the book later... should a 9 year old use the word when writing a book review, or doing some chapter questions?

      The word itself is a constant distraction.

    6. Re:No better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nigger

      I'm a nigger, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:No better by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

      Here's a related point: if 95% of schools stop having kids read the book because of that word, then the book is effectively banned. Which is worse, a total ban, or a well-publicized and well-documented censorship or "translation"? If the intent is to keep the book available and relevant, then the choice is obvious. I disagree with this logic, but I can see how the decision was made.

    8. Re:No better by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      The word itself is a constant distraction.

      This is the problem though. The word should not be a distraction. In fact keeping it used, keeping it in the book, is the best thing that can be done because it reduces the shock value. The word is only shocking and a distraction because it is taboo. The word itself is not the problem though..

    9. Re:No better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you can read words that may cause offense/differ in meaning today within their original context. Like the work gay for example...

    10. Re:No better by Speare · · Score: 2

      If you read even a small amount of "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," another Mark Twain classic, you will see that the author had an uncanny and immense sense of the turn of phrase, of subtle implication, of purposeful choice of words from a massive vocabulary. It's not his best work, in my opinion, but it's obvious he plays with the slang and vernacular of 1910 as easily as the vernacular of the late 1400s. He blends in a few paragraphs (admitting a direct and literal "sampling") from Le Morte d'Arthur, the seminal Arthur legends of that period. Otherwise, you can't tell what text is Twain, and what text is ancient Malory's. And separately, the story is such a satire against the ridiculous nature of caste society and organized religion... so it's not like he accidentally was stepping on those toes when he chose the word 'nigger' in Huckleberry Finn. He wrote it because it *did* shock and offend some audiences, making his point ever more forcefully that the caste system was alive in America, and America was the worse for it.

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    11. Re:No better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can read the first couple chapters without coming down with a case of severe silicate vaginosis the fact that nigger is unremarkable in the context of the book becomes readily apparent.

    12. Re:No better by lgw · · Score: 1

      f 100 years from now, "thee, thy, thine" are the most shocking slanderous word one can utter, then perhaps shakespeare SHOULD be performed with "you/your/yours" substituted in its place to preserve the spirit of the play. Shakespeare didn't intend to completely shock the audience when he wrote "thy". Just as Twain wanted to show that "nigger Jim" was of no consequence and "beneath contempt", but there was no "shock value" in calling him "nigger Jim" at the time.

      Oddly enough, "thee, thy, thine" were becoming offensive words (too familiar) in Shakespeare's time, and the language itself changed to subsitiute "you"-based words. It wasn't shocking, per say, but could be offensive "Dost thou 'thou' me, thou dog?" Not sure how that's relevent to your point, but your choice of example was particularly interesting.

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    13. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      He wrote it because it *did* shock and offend some audiences, making his point ever more forcefully that the caste system was alive in America, and America was the worse for it.

      As a child I remember singing "eenie meenie miney moe, catch a nigger by the toe, if he hollers let him go"... in the school playground." And NOBODY blinked. And this was in Canada no less. And I'm not THAT old.

      To equate how people used the word in 1910 to the way we reacted now is simply absurd.

      Suppose Twain were alive today, and was setting out to compose this novel now... would he STILL choose the word "nigger" now that its been overloaded with additional meaning? What if today-Twain was Russian? Would he choose the most reviled word in the Russian language as an adjective or would he simply say the equivalent of "worthless uneducated black slave"?

    14. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Surely you can read words that may cause offense/differ in meaning today within their original context. Like the word gay for example...

      "Gay" isn't the most reviled word in the english language, now is it? You are even allowed to say "gay" on TV. Its not even in the same league.

    15. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 2

      This is the problem though. The word should not be a distraction.

      But it is.

      In fact keeping it used, keeping it in the book, is the best thing that can be done because it reduces the shock value. The word is only shocking and a distraction because it is taboo.

      Why exactly do we want to reduce the shock value? There is nothing wrong with having offensive words in the language. That way when we when we pull them out, they carry all that offensive baggage. You want to deprive language of the ability to shock and offend. That's just as bad as censorship.

      The only issue here, is that some of today's most reviled words weren't always 'most reviled'.

      The word itself is not the problem though..

      The word itself is precisely the problem, which is why no one is objecting to "black slave" which means the same thing.

    16. Re:No better by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      ....

      Wow... I am almost speechless over your comment.

      Almost.

      I understand that you are trying to play devils advocate and all of that, which buys you some leniency, but everything you wrote after "Maybe they aren't trying to fool anyone" proved more and more with each passing word that you really don't get it. At all.

      Of course it's not actually "restoring" the reality of the south in the mid 1880's as almost no one is actively suppressing the reality that nigger was used commonly back then as a way of describing an African slave.

      It didn't have any shock value then because there wasn't over 100 years of hatred and cultural stigma behind the word then. It was a crude "slang" term for a piece of property, like calling a bluetooth headset a "bluetooth" or an iPod Touch an "iTouch". People thought nothing of it because it was more of way of describing something and less an insult.

      I know you were giving an example, but 100 years from now "thee, thine and thy" will NOT be considered shocking and slanderous because they never were associated with something abhorrent to begin with. Even if I played along with that train of thought, then Shakespeare's plays should STILL be preformed with the original words even though they were never meant to be a shock because to change them wouldn't preserve the spirit of the play!

      This is in stark contrast to Mark Twain's work because the entire STORY was meant to be shocking and carry a message. Granted, HOW the shock was delivered has changed over the years, back when it was written, to feature a black man as one of the main characters was unheard of! It was the equivalent of yelling your dreaded "n" word in a crowded mall today. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was designed to get attention and share a message and it does even today. Culture may have changed the angle of which the message is delivered but the message itself is the same and has just as much impact.

      You talk about preserving the story... or preserving the "spirit" of the work... Pulling the word "nigger" out of the story would do nothing but distort it because unlike hurling it as an insult, the spirit of the story was to show that Jim was considered unimportant. When I read the story many years ago, I found I didn't even blink at the occurrence of the word "nigger" after the second or third time because it's not there for shock value and isn't in the context to be... so it isn't shocking! It becomes his name and influences, even encourages, you to look down upon one of the only decent people in the entire story with true virtues. It was there to constantly remind you of Jim's RACE, that he was black. Just as Mark Twain intended.

      So just how can you spend time on the actual story when the actual story has been destroyed by the removal of those "offensive terms"?

      The word isn't the problem. It's the meaning, the force, behind it and in the story, that negative undertone is NEEDED in order for it's message to be CORRECT.

      How can you object to censorship when you are so ready to justify it? When Mark Twain wrote Huck Finn, nigger WASN'T the most vile word in English language, but it was, even then, mildly distasteful. The only reason left to find "nigger" or "injun" so distracting is that the word carries too much weight with the READER. To me, it's no more or less distracting to see "nigger" as it is to see "shit" or "damn".

      Discussing the book without using "offensive" terms is easy... DON'T use them. Call Nigger Jim, JIM! He had a "real" name, use it!'' As for the "think of the child-runs angle, is it really that hard to help kids understand that not using certain words is simply being polite? It's like teaching them not to swear.

      Letting yourself be distracted by the meaning behind a specific word is a very poor excuse to shit upon ANY story and the meaning behind it, especially so when it's such an important work. It'd be like censoring 1984 these days.

      I'm done. I do apologize if I got a little overboard, but you could chalk it up to playing ANTI-devils advocate.

      Cheers!

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    17. Re:No better by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What's sometimes missed is that the word "nigger" was also offensive when Huckleberry Finn was first published, and the controversy over it existed from the start. What's changed mostly is that it's gone from being an offensive derogatory slur into becoming a taboo word. In many ways "nigger" has actually lost a lot of the original offensiveness of meaning and replaced it with an offensiveness of shock value.

    18. Re:No better by c0lo · · Score: 1

      The word itself is a constant distraction.

      I find most distrubing that in, a grown up person, a word can distract from the meaning. I think this line of argumentation is a good ground to prepare adults that shy away from critically thinking and assessing the implications/responsibilities of their acts, because exploring the implications would require using offensive words. This would be doubleplus un-good.

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    19. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      For what its worth, I AM against the censorship. But practically nobody will teach the book to children in its unaltered state. Is preserving the word 'nigger' worth effectively banning the book from schools instead?

      I know you were giving an example, but 100 years from now "thee, thine and thy" will NOT be considered shocking and slanderous because they never were associated with something abhorrent to begin with. Even if I played along with that train of thought, then Shakespeare's plays should STILL be preformed with the original words even though they were never meant to be a shock because to change them wouldn't preserve the spirit of the play!

      I've seen shakespeare performed enough times to know that the language isn't relevant. I've seen it performed in French (every single word changed). I've seen it rendered in silent films (no spoken words at all). The spirit survives just fine.

      I've also read a few translations to english of the Iliad, the Count of Monte Christo, and other titles. And this is an interesting point... each translation is different. Each translator translated the book into the english of his time and place. A British translation from 1850 is not the same as an American one from 1996.

      I mean, why does the Bible usually contain 'thee or thou'... the original hebrew / aramaic / latin / whatever didn't use those particular words. It used the language appropriate words at the time it was written. A modern english translation of the bible should use modern english.

      I can only wonder what Twain must be like for a non-english speaker picking it up ... what does the Japanese version contain? Do the japanese have a word for nigger that carries the same baggage with it? If they don't is the read actually better, because the words are loaded with the closest contextually correct meaning the translator could fine, instead of the the drifted meanings we are rigidly stuck with in english?

      Is there a legitimacy to the idea that one can translate from English to English? If we go back far enough, meaning, pronunciation, and the language overall has drifted enough that we have to. What will twain look like in 500 years... will we be able to read it? Or will it need to be translated? If we translate it... will nigger come through as anything more than black slave with a footnote saying that the word used was also a 'mild perjorative' at the time?

      Why then if we're reading it in 2010... do we need to use the 'most reviled word in english' simply because language hasn't drifted far enough to make it unreadable, and the 'mild perjorative' has evolved into the most hated word in the language.

      I'm asking the question. I absolutely think we need to preserve the original in its original form forever. But on some level I don't object to the idea of a "2011 school edition" with the language "updated and simplified" for 9 year olds.

      As for the "think of the child-runs angle, is it really that hard to help kids understand that not using certain words is simply being polite? It's like teaching them not to swear.

      To be fair, not a lot of childrens books have hundreds of expletives in them.

      Letting yourself be distracted by the meaning behind a specific word is a very poor excuse to shit upon ANY story and the meaning behind it, especially so when it's such an important work.

      I would read the uncensored version. I'd let my daughter read it, but would take the time to explain it. Putting it in her school curriculum... I think a lot of people would object. Obviously... a lot of people have. Is it better that the book simply dodge the controversy and not teach the book at all?

    20. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I find most distrubing that in, a grown up person, a word can distract from the meaning.

      It distracts from the story, because the reader sees "nigger" and it triggers a response that the author did not intend.
      It distracts in a teaching environment, because a bunch of time and attention has to be spent explaining the word, what it means, how it evolved, and so forth, that it wasn't as offensive at the time, that yes billy, you still can't call your friend Jim, "Nigger Jim"... nothing which has anything to do with the story.

      There's nothing wrong with that lesson being taught. But its a problem if that's not the lesson you set out to teach.

    21. Re:No better by c0lo · · Score: 1

      I find most distrubing that in, a grown up person, a word can distract from the meaning.

      It distracts from the story, because the reader sees "nigger" and it triggers a response that the author did not intend.

      ...

      There's nothing wrong with that lesson being taught. But its a problem if that's not the lesson you set out to teach.

      My opinion? That's bullshit by the tonne and I do hope you were trying to play the devil's advocate. I will assume that is your intention and ask you to consider the below as an imaginary dialog with "the devil".

      1. Here's the lesson you should set out to teach. In which the contrast between the derogatory use of nigger and the acts depicted in the story has everything to do with the story.
      Granted, if you want to teach another lesson, Huck Finn may not serve your purpose... but if you want to teach another lesson, why choose to butcher "Huck Finn" instead of finding something else?

      2. As for your attempt to reference the intentions/motives of the author... by the very words of the author in the opening of the book, you should be prosecuted, banished or shot.

      I also strongly urge you to go back to your coloring book and make sure you don't color outside the lines (of course, I'm using a metaphor here) - it is your right if you chose so.
      But please stop imposing your forced "politically correct" approximation of what the art of painting should be to other people that like paiting or, worse, cripple the kids that may like painting in the future (would they be exposed to what really painting means).

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    22. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      1. Here's the lesson you should set out to teach. In which the contrast between the derogatory use of nigger and the acts depicted in the story has everything to do with the story.

      It really had nothing to do with the "derogatory USE of the word nigger" it had to do with the fact that he was an unimportant black slave. You can easily tell the story without calling him a nigger. In fact, its already been done several times. They've made about a dozen Huckleberry Finn movies, and translated the book to many other languages. "nigger" rarely got through.

      2. As for your attempt to reference the intentions/motives of the author... by the very words of the author in the opening of the book, you should be prosecuted, banished or shot.

      The same excerpt applies to you for telling me what lesson I should set out to teach.

      But please stop imposing your forced "politically correct" approximation of what the art of painting should be to other people that like paiting or, worse, cripple the kids that may like painting in the future (would they be exposed to what really painting means).

      I guess all the foreign language translations and film adaptations must really piss you off then.

    23. Re:No better by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. The people most often offended by mere words are simpler than your average slashdoter. Their minds can not comprehend words and concepts being separate, at least they don't want to if they could.

    24. Re:No better by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      I have a few deadtree prints, in several languages too.

    25. Re:No better by c0lo · · Score: 1

      It really had nothing to do with the "derogatory USE of the word nigger" it had to do with the fact that he was an unimportant black slave. You can easily tell the story without calling him a nigger.

      Your right to opinion, I hope you don;t mind if I stick to the contrary.

      In fact, its already been done several times.

      And a dozen movies can't be wrong, now can they? (tell this to the people that took mortgages on the ground "the house market never goes down").

      2. As for your attempt to reference the intentions/motives of the author... by the very words of the author in the opening of the book, you should be prosecuted, banished or shot.

      The same excerpt applies to you for telling me what lesson I should set out to teach.

      Except that I do not pretend this lesson is the intention of the original author.
      I simply agree with another opinion that this is the most appropriate lesson to teach using Huck Finn.
      Should I understand you don't agree with this opinion?

      I'm asking the above because I'm seeing you limiting to "telling the story", I'd like to know your mind in regards with the "lesson behind the story". Because if you don't have any lesson in mind, how you dare to change the words of the story and still present the opus as the original intention of the author? How you like someone putting words into your mouth?

      But please stop imposing your forced "politically correct" approximation of what the art of painting should be to other people that like paiting or, worse, cripple the kids that may like painting in the future (would they be exposed to what really painting means).

      I guess all the foreign language translations and film adaptations must really piss you off then.

      (you enlarged the context to include foreign languages, so let me ask you) On the general case, are you on the opinion that english-to-english translation is necessary? Otherwise, I don't know how this argument applies to the "Huck Finn" context.
      And, answering to your question in the enlarged context: I somehow regret my human limitations of not being able to read/watch and understand the books/movies in their original language (even if I do understand at least 3). I'm well aware of the damage the translation can do, so I'm trying to avoid a translation every time possible and I'm keeping in mind the limits whenever forced to rely on a translation.
      And I do think in the case of Huck Finn no translation in the english-to-"politically correct English" is necessary. Even more, I do think that this "translation" is harmful.

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    26. Re:No better by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Another thought: Disney keeps extending copyright. I wonder what possibly offensive works were made from 1923 on, which will never enter the public domain, and which censors in the future will want to change. Guess they'll have to pay the estates of the dead, if they want to publish a different version. Fortunately (for the censors) in this case it's long out of copyright.

      A few years ago I was reading Huck Finn on public transportation (on my Palm), and decided to play a game instead because I was concerned that others might glance and see me reading something about "niggers" and get violent. But that was my choice, to avoid an unpleasant situation; I would never remove the book from the public, and agree with the profound-in-two-words sentiment expressed below, "fuck censorship".

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    27. Re:No better by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, "thee, thy, thine" were becoming offensive words (too familiar) in Shakespeare's time, and the language itself changed to subsitiute "you"-based words.

      Yep, and nowadays English has lost the distinction between 'familiar' you and 'formal' you, which French hasn't. Thanks, censorship - you really helped us there.

      per say

      Was that intended to be ironic or do you take genuine offence to 'se'?

    28. Re:No better by lgw · · Score: 1

      Was that intended to be ironic or do you take genuine offence to 'se'?

      No, that was just Lgw's Law: any internet post or comment discussing grammar or spelling must contain a grammar or spelling error.

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    29. Re:No better by vux984 · · Score: 1

      On the general case, are you on the opinion that english-to-english translation is necessary?

      Its already been done... first couple paragraphs...

      You wouldn't have heard of me unless you've read a book called The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. But that's okay. Mr. Mark Twain wrote that book, and what he wrote was mostly true. He exaggerated some things, but most of it was true. That's not a big deal. I never met anybody who hasn't lied at one time or another, except for maybe Aunt Polly, the widow, or Mary. Aunt Polly--Tom's Aunt Polly, that is--and Mary and the Widow Douglas are all in that book, which was mostly true, except for some exaggerations, as I said before.

      Now at the end of that book, Tom and I had found the money that the robbers hid in the cave. That money made us rich. We got six thousand dollars each, all in gold. It looked awesome when it was all piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher took that money and invested it. It earned each of us a dollar a day for every day of the year, which was more money than we knew what to do with. The Widow Douglas adopted me and said she'd teach me manners, but it was really hard for me to live in her house because she was so prim and proper. When I couldn't stand it any longer, I ran away. I put on my old ratty clothes and hung out in my favorite sugar barrel. I was happy and free again. But then Tom Sawyer found me. He said he was forming a band of robbers and that I could join if I returned to the widow's house and acted respectably. So I went back. ...

      the original text contained in the above excerpt for example "The widow Douglas she took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me..." vs "The Widow Douglas adopted me and said she'd teach me manners,..."

      I tried my kids on the two texts. One in the 1st grade, the other in the 3rd grade, both reading a bit above their level. In both cases neither correctly understood Twain's sentence. Both understood the 'modern version' perfectly, except for not knowing what a "widow" was. They didn't understand the "she took me for her son" idiom in the first, they didn't know what 'sivilize' was, and they didn't understand the 'and allowed she would' phrasing either, although they knew all of the words.

      The original text is WAY to dense with archaic phrasing and word usage for them to make sense of, so yeah, I guess an english-english translation would be necessary for them at their current reading level.

      Some of the stuff they couldn't grok at all in just the 1st two paragraphs of the original text:

      "I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary." ("but lied"? "without it was Aut Polly"...)
      "Now the way the book winds up..." (didn't know winds up meant ends)
      "We got six thousand dollars apiece..." (didn't know the word 'apiece')
      "It was an awful sight of money..." (didn't know what "an awful sight" meant)
      "he took it and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece..." ("put it out at interest" although they know what interest means from a savings account sense)
      "more than a body could tell what to do with" ... ("a body" ?)
      "when I couldn't stand it no longer I lit out" (double negative, "lit out"...)
      "I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again"... (sugar hogshead?) ...

      Even I understood "lit out" more as "got upset" not "ran away". And I had to look up 'sugar-hogshead'.

      Do *I* think a translation is necessary? For me to read and grok... no... although I apparently could use some notes. For a grade school kid? Yeah, I'd say at least young ones probably do need a translation, and I'm not convinced the above rendition is "evil incarnate" especially as the original is still readily available. It's a lot more accessible for kids to put the book into modern english.

      Granted it has less "flavor" and that loss is definitely felt... I'd hate for the above to be the only edit

    30. Re:No better by c0lo · · Score: 1

      For an adult I agree. Harmful to the integrity of the story, again I agree. For a grade school edition...? Although I agree, its a compromise I'm willing to make... since they aren't going to include it at all in its current form.

      The best argumentation I read so far on /. My congrats.

      There is a hidden flaw into it: the school is suppose to educate the kids, not only tell them the stories (and "tame" them). Thus I'd argue the compromise... well... compromises... I don't think the one can educate a real respect for a human being by stickying the head into the sand of "politically correctness"... simply because the quality of light cannot be perceived without accepting or at least looking into the darkness.

      For example in this instance, replacing nigger with slave, I cannot teach the kids that being called by derogatory names is far less important than integrity. A "slave" was a social condition, doesn't exist today in the western world, I cannot imagine a child being able to feel/resonate with what the condition meant; while "nigger" is still carrying today the deprecating meaning.

      I'm reading what I wrote above... I admit myself "guilty of translation" ... still using the form (words) but attaching other meanings. I suspect in Mark Twain's time the two were exactly synonymic. Thanks you for making me realize my sin (just who am I to think that my understanding of Huck Finn and the way I resonated with the text should be adopted by everybody; along with my idea of education and the means to educate).

      My sincere and best regards

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  11. Rap? by digsbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean that all rap music must also be purged of those words? Or only rap music presented in school music classes? At what level? Elementary, secondary, college?

    1. Re:Rap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should go the other way - rewrite Huck FInn until all that is left is a rap song.

    2. Re:Rap? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that all rap music must also be purged of those words? Or only rap music presented in school music classes? At what level? Elementary, secondary, college?

      All rap music that get's walmart distribution contract.

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    3. Re:Rap? by gafisher · · Score: 1

      What it means is that if we want to preserve classic literature we'll have to rewrite it as rap.

    4. Re:Rap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rap is music?

    5. Re:Rap? by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      Not just that. All recordings of MLK Jr's "I Have A Dream" speech should be redubbed to use "African American" every time he says "negro".

    6. Re:Rap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prof Gribben, who teaches at Auburn University in Montgomery, Alabama, said he was prompted to release the new edition after teachers told him they no longer felt able to use the book and a black friend of his daughter's said she hated it. (Just as she would never listen to rap "muzak")

    7. Re:Rap? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What school did you go to that rap music was presented in school music classes? That was different than any school I went to, from elementary to college. And I took music classes at all levels.

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    8. Re:Rap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would definitely like to know what school you believe is presenting slur-laden rap lyrics as part of their curriculum. While you figure that out, I'll be over here, stuffing straw and hay into people clothes.

    9. Re:Rap? by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I recall being exposed to various modern music (rock bands, The Beatles, Miles Davis, etc.) as part of general music classes in public schools. We also had different musical genres presented as part of music history in college (I was a music major at one time). Though I rarely find enjoyment in listening to it, I don't see why rap wouldn't be an important part of a survey of modern music. The fact that I didn't have rap presented in an educational context is probably more due to my age and the relatively slow movement of music curricula than anything inherent to the genre.

      I can only assume if I were a first year student in music at a college today, rap would be part of the listening assignments for history of music. I'd also assume elementary or middle school teachers might include rap and hip-hop as part of their courses, as well (though it's likely they'd be highly selective about which particular artists/tracks were presented).

    10. Re:Rap? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The National Association for the Advancement of African Americans. Also known as NAAAA...

    11. Re:Rap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello? there is tons of censorship for radio play of rap and all other music. Sometimes artists will even produce a second version specifically for radio play. Often they will select a "radio track", where the profanity is implied but not spoken or muted by other sounds, and leave the other tracks un-redacted. If you dont know this, it is because you dont buy/compare the songs from radio to the retail songs... or you are buying your music from a company in support of (wholesome) censorship... like blockbuster, kmart, walmart, etc.

      Point is: music is already heavily censored for radio play. and most likely this is the track presented for school playback... if at all.

  12. Two Words by ari_j · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fuck censorship. Also, fuck you, lazy parents who probably teach your children far more offensive beliefs, much less language, than they could possibly derive from reading the Great American Novel without butchering it. Replacing "injun" with "slave" doesn't even make sense.

    1. Re:Two Words by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      how is Injun a racial slur? To me it's always more read as someone with an accent pronouncing it wrong. Was calling people an Injun instead of an Indian as bad as not referring to people niggers as african americans?

      Serious question really, to me there are different levels of hatred between those two words. 'slave' isn't the right one either for Injun.

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    2. Re:Two Words by jimbolauski · · Score: 2

      Fuck censorship. Also, fuck you, lazy parents who probably teach your children far more offensive beliefs, much less language, than they could possibly derive from reading the Great American Novel without butchering it. Replacing "injun" with "slave" doesn't even make sense.

      Nigger Jim will now be Slave Jim which will be changed to Black Jim and then to African American Jim
      Injun Joe will be Indian Joe which will then get changed to Native American Joe

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    3. Re:Two Words by batquux · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should let the students fill in the blanks with words like "zombie," "robot," or "vampire" to suit their tastes.

    4. Re:Two Words by ari_j · · Score: 1

      A Mad Lib version of a classic novel is far less offensive than a censored one.

    5. Re:Two Words by batquux · · Score: 1

      This is true. I wonder how many would write in 'nigger' anyway.

    6. Re:Two Words by ari_j · · Score: 1

      My guess is at least 100% of those whose parents wouldn't buy them the original version.

    7. Re:Two Words by ari_j · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's a strange assumption to make.

    8. Re:Two Words by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Two Words by nomadic · · Score: 0

      It's the democrats (perhaps because they are the party of slavery itself) who would love to re-write the entire era out of history, and pretend that good ol' southern dixicrats have ALWAYS loved the black man.

      You're a little shaky on your history there, son. "Dixiecrats" are now Republicans. Why would the Democrats try to whitewash Republican racism?

    10. Re:Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Injun Joe will be Indian Joe which will then get changed to Native American Joe

      That's First Nation Joe to you, thank you very much.

      Many native Americans live outside the US and are of Caucasian descent.

    11. Re:Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word "nigger" is considered offensive because it carries certain negative, accusative emotion. Changing it to a lesser word is not the solution to the problem, it only alternates the original meaning. Soon enough we would have to censor "black American" if that phrase is used often enough to carry as much negative emotion as the original N word.

    12. Re:Two Words by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They don't replace "injun" with "slave", they replaced it with "indian". The slashdot summary is wrong, as usual.

    13. Re:Two Words by Lanteran · · Score: 1

      It's a stab at censorship, and "both" sides so to speak. You assume much.

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  13. Spoiler Alert: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoiler Alert: Bad things happened in the past!

    Oh...we're not supposed to tell American schoolchildren about that stuff anymore. Little Johnny's parents might sue the school board because some god damn liberal teacher just felt it SO necessary to teach him about death and violence and corrupted his thought, just like those grand theft auto videogames they hear about on Fox News all the time.

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Our education system has two monsters:

      The first are parents who want to keep their kids in a vacuum bed as long as possible away from any possible contamination. The problem is the kids are insulated, but come time they reach 16-18, they have zero defenses against the outside world. Females don't know how to deal with the creeps wanting a one night's stand, or are too naive to know what is going on. These are the kids who end up usually the most corruptible because they just have no emotional "antibodies" or street sense.

      The second is rampant PC-ism. Part of college is learning how to handle the profs that rail about everything in the US and how every other thing, be it Marx/Engels, Maoism, or anything else is far better, without any real evidence to back this up. It takes effort to write a paper on the prof's lectures how the state will magically disappear in a true/pure Communist society when every fact has shown the opposite. Especially when the lesson was taught that communism will fail when there are too many people in the system. The growing pains of the Internet taught us that.

  14. new edition of Mein Kampf coming out, too by swschrad · · Score: 1

    with the word Klingons scattered all over it. near as I can figure out from an early look, it's all about getting The Master Watch (tm). ghostwriter, the "with" part, is Jagermeister. not worth buying.

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  15. Censorship for Parent & Child Safety? by applematt84 · · Score: 1

    This makes no sense?! Why change the works of a highly respected author just to satisfy the discomfort of a child or parent? Censorship should be left up to the parent, not the editor of a publishing company. Next thing you know, they'll be censoring history books so students don't really learn about Nazi's, concentration camps and WWII in High School because it's too depressing. Or they might just ban Anne Frank's diary because it's "too detailed". That's how it happened ... it's history ... we learn the gritty details, grow and move on. Oh, I know! Let's just shield our children so they can't grow and learn. Maybe history will repeat itself? ... I feel sick.

    1. Re:Censorship for Parent & Child Safety? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, selling this censured book to individuals *is* leaving it up to the parent. I have no problem with that, until you start to talk about teaching the censored version, or banning the uncensored version.

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    2. Re:Censorship for Parent & Child Safety? by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Censorship should be left up to the parent.

      I whole heartedly disagree! Censorship is baaaad mkaaay. Unless you are censoring Lady Gaga

  16. Copyrights... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, this is one of the reasons why copyright is not entirely a bad thing. Shit like this can only happen because the work is out of copyright. Would it still be protected, the author's estate could sue the hypocritical fuckers' arses from here to Alpha Centauri.

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    1. Re:Copyrights... by Ltap · · Score: 1

      The same problem exists with the Bible -- any extremist sect can edit the Christian Bible and issue it as "the 'X' Edition of the Holy Bible". However, copyright has a loophole -- if the censorship is being done by the publisher, no one can stop it. Look at Stranger in a Strange Land, which could only be published in its full form in the 1990s once the mentality of the publisher (and the public) had changed. If something is in the public domain, copyrights can't restrict its publication. At least with a free version, the "correct" or canonical version can exist. The copyrighted work is more similar to 1984: it can be changed at any time, and everyone has to go along with it.

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    2. Re:Copyrights... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I think it's rather the opposite. It's the freedom from copyright that allows some people to censor it as they like, but also allows the original, uncensored work to continue to exist and be copied by people who prefer that version.

      If the copyright holder decided to censor the work, they could simply stop distribution of any previous versions and the new censored version would be the only new one available. Your only chance of getting a copy of the uncensored work would be to purchase a used copy (which would quickly become desirable and therefore expensive) or pirate it.

      Switching to an equally (among certain geeks) controversial but far more recent censorship issue, when Star Wars IV was re-released with the "Greedo shot first" bit, it was before the DVD player existed. Lucas stopped distribution of the original work, which was only available on VCR tape that could wear out. Within legal copyright, there is no way to possess anything but an original VHS tape of the movie, which are a rare and vanishing breed. If copyright was anything approaching sane, that movie would have fallen out of copyright several years ago and would be freely available for distribution and copying in its original form.

      If a work is still under copyright, no one else can mess with it. But if the copyright owner decides to mess with it, no one else can stop them.

      Lack of copyright means everyone owns it. They can do what they want with it, copy it, distribute it, and censor their own version for re-distribution.

      Copyright means only one person can do anything with it. If they decide not to censor it, then it cannot be censored. If they decide to censor it, then it must be censored.

      Copyright is only beneficial in this way if everyone agrees that there should be only one version of a work, and everyone agrees with the copyright holder as to which version that is (in which case the work protects itself).

      In the same way, dictatorship is the most efficient form of government if you have a truly benevolent dictator, and having an unregulated monopoly is always the cheapest and best way of making a product if you assume the monopolistic company would have a natural inclination to serve their community and employees in the most efficient and mutually beneficial manner possible.

      For those keeping score at home, none of the three will ever work out that way.

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  17. Family Guy already did it. by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    I remember a cutaway that had peter griffin on a raft referring to N-word Jim.....

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    1. Re:Family Guy already did it. by Ltap · · Score: 1

      If you have issues, take it up with the FCC.

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  18. Mark Twain by Ziest · · Score: 1

    I think that if Mark Twain were alive today he would be very pleased that one of his works is upsetting people so much that they want to ban and/or censor it.

    One of my rules of thumb is if there is a book that people want to ban and/or censor I run right out and buy and read it.

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    1. Re:Mark Twain by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Remember Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie? Want to read it? Don't bother. It sucks. Well, 99% sucks. The part he got death threats for was pretty funny. But not worth reading the book for. The fatwah shouldn't have been to kill him, but I'd support kicking his as for wasting my time with such a terrible book.

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    2. Re:Mark Twain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Roman Catholic Church already discoved the Streisand Effect centuries ago with the Index of forbidden books. It of course took them almost as many centuries to get rid of it, but that's no problem because they have eternity.

    3. Re:Mark Twain by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Every new book you read might suck. That's the risk you take when you start into any book.

      So you're saying that "One of my rules of thumb is if there is a book that people want to ban and/or censor I run right out and buy and read it." is an invalid statement just because some of those books might suck?

      Really?

      Welcome to the machine...

      2011 is going to make 2001 look like 1991. :(

    4. Re:Mark Twain by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      No, I was relaying an anecdote, not invalidating your rule. My intent was to save you from wasting time on a particular banned book. It's your rule to make up and follow as you wish.

      And may I suggest switching to a decaf? Many brands are just as good.

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    5. Re:Mark Twain by Ziest · · Score: 1

      I did buy Satanic Verses and I did read it. Well, I got about a quarter of the way thought it before decided it was not very good so now it sits in one of the bookcases. As to kicking Salman Rusdie I would nominate Ayn Rand for several good, swift kick for all the trouble her poorly written crap novels expounding an insane philosophy have done. If I have to listen to one more sophomoric idiot ranting and raving about Objectivism I may have to hurt someone.

      Sorry, I think I'm a quart low on coffee.
       

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    6. Re:Mark Twain by jbeaupre · · Score: 2

      I read Rand because I was curious what the hubbub was about. Make up my own mind. My conclusion was Atlas Shrugged could have been a good book, if it was 90% shorter. It would make a better short story with a cautionary point than a full novel becoming a way of life.

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  19. Miss the point more? by Manip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is frankly fairly shocking - shocking that people would want to remove an offensive word from a book who's intent was to diminish that word's power. Just goes to show how scared and cowardly the Western world has become, when a single word can scare us so much that we must hide it from ourselves. I honestly wonder what future generations will look like after parents have worked so hard to make their kids softer and naiver than the generation that proceeded it. How long until the witch hunts begin, and we start removing undesirable thoughts/people/etc?

    1. Re:Miss the point more? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      How long until the witch hunts begin, and we start removing undesirable thoughts/people/etc?

      Begin??!1! Dude, it started ages ago.

    2. Re:Miss the point more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should censor the word "the". It's associated with such concepts of war and oppression as "the holocaust" and "the atomic bomb".

      Cut off your nose to spite your face, morons. Do it. I dare you.

      (In case you couldn't tell, I'm agreeing with the parent.)

    3. Re:Miss the point more? by kheldan · · Score: 1

      It's not all of us here in the West, pal, just a select group of unfortunately visible idiots who are making the rest of us look bad.

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    4. Re:Miss the point more? by Cosgrach · · Score: 1

      And we will soon be referring to George W. Bush as 'He who must not be named'. Oh, wait.

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    5. Re:Miss the point more? by Cynonamous+Anoward · · Score: 1

      How long until the witch hunts begin, and we start removing undesirable thoughts/people/etc?

      We have already started trying. Just ask Julian Assange.

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    6. Re:Miss the point more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't try to tarnish the rest of the Western world with America's hyper-sensitivity. In the UK people can still say 'fuck' or 'cunt'. In Holland there is sex on TV.

    7. Re:Miss the point more? by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      How long until the witch hunts begin, and we start removing undesirable thoughts/people/etc?

      And when, exactly, did they stop?

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  20. What? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

    An Alabama publisher named NewSouth Books will be editing and censoring the book so that schools and parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

    I thought that was part of the point. Oh, well, we need to protect the children from words that they are not even obligated to get offended by (it could turn them into racists, after all)! Why don't we just lock all children in some sort of bubble forever and get it over with?

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    1. Re:What? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      This is not about protecting the children from bad words, this is protecting the parents from having to admit that they are products of a society of racist arseholes and that, yes, the history of the USA pretty much sucks. Wonder why this shit comes out of Alabama...

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    2. Re:What? by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      We need to protect our children from publishers like this. We will only allow the uncensored version at our house.

    3. Re:What? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's clear. If we don't teach children history, then when they grow up they won't be tempted to try and repeat history's mistakes. Duh.

  21. what is the right word by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 0

    since the meaning of words changes dramatically over time, perhaps the word "nigger" circa 1880 is equivalent to the word "slave" 2010
    Personally, I think it is more important to teach children to understand that the past, while not even over, is different, and that (unlike the GOP, which is a cargo cult looking to restore some golden age) interpreting the past, or a text, requires judgement and skill, and that reasonable people can have differences.

    1. Re:what is the right word by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Has Kentucky taught us nothing? Curriculum is based on politics, not science, history, mathematics, or literature.

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    2. Re:what is the right word by Brannoncyll · · Score: 1

      Clearly they should also go back and rewrite Shakespeare for similar reasons.

    3. Re:what is the right word by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should replace "nigger" with "[controversial_word_1]" and "injun" with "[controversial_word_2]", etc.
      They could include a glossary in a sealed envelope. Think of it as parental controls for physical books.
      In fact, why not ship the whole book in a tyvek envelope labeled "[Controversial Book N]"?

      If this seems a bit ridiculous, it's because it is: some people prefer ignorance over understanding.
      A better approach would probably be to include a preface to help explain the context for what follows.
      (Not that this would sit any better with those who prefer ignorance, though, but they should just not
      read this book.)

    4. Re:what is the right word by spitzak · · Score: 1

      That excuse would only make sense if a good deal of other parts of the text was also updated to modern wording.

    5. Re:what is the right word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes and no

      perhaps the word "nigger" has changed a lot more then other words

  22. 1984, meet 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. What a world.

    How is it that we can look back on our history like this and completely ignore it? We're seeing repercussions from the period of history from which Twain wrote all the way down to the present day. This is the kind of thing that fuels division on both sides of race issues -- whites saying nothing's wrong, African-Americans saying everything is wrong. We can't understand where we are today in race relations without a full understanding of the time period when slave ownership was commonplace. Excising what are racial slurs today without considering the historical context in which the book was made is completely cheapening the experience -- and really removes much of the point of the book. Despite Huck's calling Jim a "nigger" over and over again, he becomes his friend through the course of the book. At the time, saying anything different would have been odd. Changing the language of the book is removing any questions that kids might ask about that history.

    Besides which, this offends me as a linguaphile on the same level as "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Classics are called classics because they've stood the test of time -- the way they ARE. They should be read in the original intent and in the context of their historical period, not updated to the present day.

    Anyone get shades of the Ministry of Truth from this?

  23. I'll make you a deal by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    I'm fine with that as long as the book opens with a brief preface serving as a linguistic history lesson, explaining specifically what's been changed, and why terms that used to be okay are now generally frowned upon. I think that would be more educational than simply republishing a book full of racial slurs that are widely considered inappropriate these days.

    1. Re:I'll make you a deal by Quietust · · Score: 5, Informative

      This sort of thing has already been done with other works, such as some of the DVD releases of certain Looney Tunes cartoons bearing a disclaimer along the lines of "The cartoons you are about to see are products of their time. They may depict some of the ethnic and racial prejudices that were commonplace in the U.S society. These depictions were wrong then and they are wrong today. While the following does not represent the Warner Bros. view of today's society, these cartoons are being presented as they were originally created, because to do otherwise would be the same as claiming that these prejudices never existed ."

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    2. Re:I'll make you a deal by Altus · · Score: 1

      or you could just have an opening that explains the context and meaning of the word nigger in the time and place the book takes place in. You could boldly confront the issues of slavery and racisim and teach children something important about their history and the history of the human race.

      Or we can go the other way and show kids that the best way to avoid facing difficult topics directly is to define them away.

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    3. Re:I'll make you a deal by gregthebunny · · Score: 1

      If I had the points, I'd mod this and parent up to infinity.

    4. Re:I'll make you a deal by rbochan · · Score: 1

      or you could just have an opening that explains the context and meaning of the word nigger in the time and place the book takes place in. You could boldly confront the issues of slavery and racisim and teach children something important about their history and the history of the human race...

      Or the teacher could, you know, teach that to the class.

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    5. Re:I'll make you a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo !
      Put it in perspective rather than sweep it under the Rug of History and try to pretend it never happened.
      Learning from mistakes of the past -- isn't that what history is supposed to be about ?

    6. Re:I'll make you a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that's why Warner Brothers is far more courageous than Disney. When Disney excises the black centaur from Fantasia, removes cigarettes from Goofy's mouth, and hopes that we'll all forget about The Song of the South as long as they don't release it on a modern format.... I think I know where I'd rather spend my money.

    7. Re:I'll make you a deal by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      or you could just have an opening that explains the context and meaning of the word nigger in the time and place the book takes place in. You could boldly confront the issues of slavery and racisim and teach children something important about their history and the history of the human race.

      Or we can go the other way and show kids that the best way to avoid facing difficult topics directly is to define them away.

      Or we can use the book to show how a clever author can use a negative word for a positive. The word nigger may have been accepted by polite society of the time, but it was just as derogatory then as it is now. The novel clearly depicts how STUPID polite society of the time was. A major theme of the novel is and inspection of the un-questioned prejudices accepted by polite society.

      Maybe we could teach children to inspect and think about the world around them? Ffft! How is that supposed to increase a standardized test score. Let's just read the kids stories from Mother Goose, and call it education.

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    8. Re:I'll make you a deal by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with that as long as the book opens with a brief preface serving as a linguistic history lesson

      Twain already did this:

      EXPLANATORY
      IN this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri negro dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern dialect; the ordinary "Pike County" dialect; and four modified varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion, or by guesswork; but painstakingly, and with the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech. I make this explanation for the reason that without it many readers would suppose that all these characters were trying to talk alike and not succeeding.
      THE AUTHOR.

      That's really the irony here: Twain starts the book by making it crystal clear that the dialog is calculated and deliberate, and essential to the narrative.

  24. A plus and a minus by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    I think schools are where they should leave the book unchanged. To steal a phrase: Teach the controversy.

    On the other hand, it dawned on me that I would be much more comfortable reading the unedited book to myself than to read it to my preschoolers. There are just some words and phrases I don't use, much less want them mixing into their usual dialogue of boogers and farts. But it's a good enough story that maybe the edited version should get read to them at an early age. Yeah, I could skip the words myself, but they are getting to a point where they are following along.

    And as an added bonus, adding a taboo is going to make kids curious. Good. I have no trouble telling my kids there is a version they can read when they get older and we can talk about. Preferably in school, but I'll happily take them to the library if they ask.

    It's just an opinion, and fluid at that.

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    1. Re:A plus and a minus by scgops · · Score: 1

      I would expect many teachers to be allowed to teach the book using the edited text who are currently barred from using the original. There are many, many parents who want to protect their children from exposure to the n-word. The issue really isn't a question so much of whether kids should be taught using the original or the new edition. Far too many school systems simply won't allow the original to be taught. So the choice for many is to teach using a watered-down version or avoid it altogether. Given that choice, watered down is better than nothing at all.

    2. Re:A plus and a minus by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it dawned on me that I would be much more comfortable reading the unedited book to myself than to read it to my preschoolers.

      Is Huck Finn something you would read to pre-schoolers?

      It's not what you'd call a kids book -- more like high school for most people I should think.

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    3. Re:A plus and a minus by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      It's not a kids book, but it's an entertaining story on many levels. Just because kids aren't sophisticated to understand all of it doesn't mean that can't enjoy it. I'm already fielding questions about death, the nature of good and evil, right and wrong, and other questions of surprising depth. They have no trouble discussing those (a disturbingly adult conversation).

      But they also have potty mouths. I'd rather not hand them more ammo. Let them stick with poop and fart for a little while longer.

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    4. Re:A plus and a minus by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Let them stick with poop and fart for a little while longer.

      Ahh, the classics. Those never go out of style. :-P

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    5. Re:A plus and a minus by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      So the choice for many is to teach using a watered-down version or avoid it altogether. Given that choice, watered down is better than nothing at all.

      That's false. This isn't just some story by just some American author we're discussing here. This is the book Nixon brought to Chairman Mao when we established relations with China. It talks about who we were and where we came from and, most importantly, how far we have come since then.

      Removing the satire from it removes the entire point of it having ever been written or read.

    6. Re:A plus and a minus by scgops · · Score: 1

      "Removing [one word] from it removes the entire point of it having ever been written or read."

      You really believe that? There's no value to Huck Finn beyond the repeated use of that word? I beg to differ. Among other things, there is still quite a bit about people becoming friends despite racial and other differences.

    7. Re:A plus and a minus by scgops · · Score: 1

      "Removing [one word] from it removes the entire point of it having ever been written or read."

      You seriously believe that Twain's point in writing the book hinged on his use of the word nigger? Wow. I guess you would be content to read a six-letter abbreviated version of the book.

  25. This why we need fight app stores and more as by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    This why we need fight app stores and more as more of this may start happening and if store lock in makes hard to get the uncensored vers.

    1. Re:This why we need fight app stores and more as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck

  26. Roger Ebert's response to this: by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by careysub · · Score: 2

      I'd rather be called a Nigger than a Slave.

      Possibly the only profound tweet ever twittered.

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    3. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      Seeing as a 60ish white guy has no ancestral relationship to either (besides marriage), I don't see how his opinion matters.

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    4. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gotta be black to have an opinion? He's a human being and that's why his opinion matters.

    5. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by tsm_sf · · Score: 2

      Seeing as a 60ish white guy has no ancestral relationship to either (besides marriage), I don't see how his opinion matters.

      Not to be argumentative, and I'm going to leave aside your science blunder since it might be a religious thing, but what does his race have to do with his opinion?

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    6. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that modern anthropology indicates we are all related and descended from Africans, I don't think your statement is technically correct. And given the widespread distribution of slavery (and the fact that it still exists today in some parts of the world), I'd be surprised if there wasn't some distant relative somewhere that wasn't subject to it. Slavery can take many forms, and grades into related concepts (e.g., indentured servants, the primary difference being limited term).

      You're right that some people have more direct experience than others, but I disagree with the implication that people with less direct experience have irrelevant opinions on the matter.

    7. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does the colour of someone's skin have to do with the use of the word nigger?

      Don't be racist.

      Also google for 'white slavery' - there's an awful lot of it about. There are more slaves worldwide right now than there were at the time Huckleberry Finn was written, and they're from all backgrounds and races.

    8. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      The point is, he's not the target of insult of the 'n' word, so how the hell would he know which one would be more insulting? Is that so hard to understand?

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    9. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      His opinion matters as much as anyone with nothing more than an ancestral relationship.

      Besides, in the history of humanity, people of African descent were not the only ones to have been held as slaves.

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    10. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      white people can't have an opinion, especially white men....
      we're a minority....

    11. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Just to stop all the responses to my post, the point is he has no personal comprehension of being called the 'n' word in a society that created the epithet based on race and our historical slave trade. Therefore, he can't understand which word is more insulting. He can have an opinion, but it's one formed in a severely limited scope.

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    12. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      It is a reasonable point that Rodger Ebert being called either just doesn't mean the same thing as an actual black person being called them would. So his opinion on the matter isn't nearly as interesting as, say Bill Cosby's would be.

      If you don't like it, go smack one of our ancestors around. It's all their fault.

    13. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Seeing as a 60ish white guy has no ancestral relationship to either (besides marriage), I don't see how his opinion matters.

      Well, if we're going to go that route, why does Mark Twain's opinion matter? Why does any opinion matter?

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    14. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      It's all about the context. Ebert expressed an opinion on what's a more offensive word when neither word will ever be used for him.

      You can do your own poll and ask Black Americans which is more offensive. And, you can ask White Americans which is more offensive. Now, as someone who has been called the 'n' word, you can bet "slave" is nowhere in the same league as an epithet.

      In the same way, I have no valid opinion telling Native Americans, women, Jews, or Muslims which epithet they find most offensive.

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    15. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      The point is, he's not the target of insult of the 'n' word, so how the hell would he know which one would be more insulting? Is that so hard to understand?

      Is your point that white people can't feel empathy, or just that you've never heard of the word? I'm not sure exactly where you're coming from, but it's kind of "black people can't be racist" creepy.

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    16. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I can't say the Holocaust is bad since I'm not a Jew!

      Son of a BITCH, I just Godwinned this.

    17. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Figured you were taking this conversation to that tripe.

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    18. Re:Roger Ebert's response to this: by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. Want to be accurate, tell a Jew which epithet he should be most offended by.

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  27. "Injun" is to be replaced with "Indian" AFAIK by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    All the articles I've read about this say that "Injun" is to be replaced with "Indian". I can't see any article supporting summary's claims of "injun" changing to "slave".

    While that doesn't really change the issue of censorship it would be nice to have just a little accuracy in reporting. I know, I know; I must be new here, etc.

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    1. Re:"Injun" is to be replaced with "Indian" AFAIK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the articles I've read about this say that "Injun" is to be replaced with "Indian".

      It should be "Native" or "Native American" and not "Indian" - Else you will end up with another new edition after another complaint.

    2. Re:"Injun" is to be replaced with "Indian" AFAIK by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Cue Agatha Christie, whose "Ten Little Niggers" were changed by the publishers to "Ten Little Indians", and finally to "And Then There Were None"

      The great irony is that the ditty that the book took the title from was originally "Ten Little Injuns".

  28. Marketing campaign by RobVB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let all those kids know the book is in the public domain and they can legally download the original version with the bad words and sex scenes in it.

    In case you're wondering, mentioning the sex scenes is to make sure they'll actually read the book.

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    1. Re:Marketing campaign by horza · · Score: 1

      Or simply the changes be clearly marked on the book. Eg:
      "This is the children's under 12 version. Language and scenes have been redacted to make accessible for pupils who have not yet studied US history, should be used for young persons entertainment only. The author recommends reading the unedited version once the child is of mature age to appreciate the novel in its full historical context".

      I agree with both arguments. Some words make it difficult to accept in todays society, for instance a parent may be uncomfortable reading it out to a young child. The child may copy the word and use it without appreciating its significance in the book, which you can only understand having studied American history. On the other hand, it is a significant change which corrupts the intent of the author and is blatantly censorship.

      If there are two distinct versions, with the changes clearly marked, then this could be an acceptable compromise.

      Phillip.

    2. Re:Marketing campaign by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Awesome awesome point there! :)

      Way to get kids to read. Heck, I remember years ago being addicted to that book. The whole 'having Becky alone in a cave' really intrigued me back in the day. (Hmmm, wonder if that's why I like redheads?)

      // Shit, I think I am discussing Tom Sawyer, not Huck Finn. (Read them both, just have mixed the memories over too many years.)

    3. Re:Marketing campaign by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Please don't, you might actually get the young ones to read the damned bible.
      God forbid they read all about the sodomy, rape, incest, drug fueled orgies and murder. Oh my.

  29. Reminds me of.. by joeytmann · · Score: 1

    One of the last few lines in "Thank you for smoking". We are improving history.

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  30. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    Why aren't we calling for outright book burnings, in the town square!

    We came pretty close last year.

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  31. Biggest problem by Aladrin · · Score: 2

    My biggest problem with this is that removal of the word from the English language will not stop people from thinking the exact same thoughts. The word is a -symptom-, not a cause. As such, this is a pointless exercise that only costs money and provides no benefit for anyone.

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  32. What's next? by edawstwin · · Score: 1

    Are we going to remove the n-word from Blazing Saddles?

    "Isn't it a lovely morning?"
    "Up yours, my good African-American friend!"

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    1. Re:What's next? by cemaco · · Score: 1

      Wonder if anyone has explained to this bunch that by those standards the bible would need a major rewrite.

    2. Re:What's next? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's likely that the people calling for this censorship are right-wing Christians? Is your model of the world really so simple, that you just use the mental label "right-winf Christian" for all stupid people? There's almost no form of stupidity that's limited by political or religious belief.

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  33. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by grub · · Score: 3, Informative


    I guess the GNAA will have to rename their fine organization.

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  34. i'm just impressed we're still talking about twain by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    do you know he's currently on the ny times best seller list?

    http://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/overview.html

    how'd he do that? he wrote a book, said "wait 100 years before publishing", and they did, and here he is, selling a new book, in 2011

    quite an impressive man

    and did you know about twain and halley's comet?

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_connection_between_Mark_twain_and_Halley's_comet

    It is believed that Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens) was born the same month as the passing of Halley's comet in November 1835. Halley's Comet passed on November 10th 1835 and Twain was born November 30th 1835. Twain vowed he would "go out"with the passing of the comet, as it passes in 75 year cycles. Halley's comet passed again April 20th 1910, Twain passed April 21st 1910.

    mark twain: space alien who travels via halley's comet

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  35. This should be done to all clbuttic literature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    With the rise of eBooks, we should be able to do this automatically to all clbuttic literature.

    Anyone who butterts that this is a violation of our consbreastutional rights is overreacting.

    1. Re:This should be done to all clbuttic literature by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's a rather medireview implementation.

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  36. I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by rickb928 · · Score: 2

    But this is the only good argument for perpetual copyright I've seen in a while.

    If you can change 'objectionable' words at your whim and re-publish the work of an author as if it were the 'original', well, you can't know what the hell anyone ever wrote unless you kept a copy.

    I'm not at all interested in reading Mark Twain censored. Next thing you know, they start in some really offensive authors, and we have nothing to rely on.

    Sounds like something the high-school textbook publishers would do. Stupid. So much for literary integrity. Another publisher I can regard with a jaundiced eye.

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    1. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I'm not at all interested in reading Mark Twain censored. Next thing you know, they start in some really offensive authors, and we have nothing to rely on.

      I've seen edited versions of stuff from the Marquis de Sade ... by the time you cut out all of the stuff people find objectionable, there's little point in having the book at all because there's almost nothing left. It ends up sounding trivial like "and they were mean to me".

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    2. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fuckleberry Hinn, by A. Nother Guywithkeyaboard, based on Marc Twain's Huckleberry Finn"

      Of course the Marc Twains's Huckleberry Finn" should be in very large letters compared to the actual author/title.

      I'm always amused by the lay-out of the front pages of Alister MacNeal's continuations of Alasdair McLean's stories.

    3. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      The Science Fiction Book Club edition of the novelization of the movie WarGames substituted alternate text for all the drug references, even substituting text to say Jennifer got good grades in school instead of once experimenting with marijuana (which contradicted her Biology and Home Ec. grades).

      Yet it still had David ending a chapter reading a shoplifted book-by-same-author, 'cause you don't mess with the author's product-placement ad.

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    4. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be an awful argument for perpetual copyright. Suppose that Twain's estate decided that they didn't like the N-Word in the book and that all future editions should bear "Slave Jim". They are the copyright holders (Twain himself being long dead). They could make sure that the only prints available are sanitized copies. Yes, you would still have older versions but these would be harder and harder to find (and more and more expensive) until everyone just broke down and bought the cleaned-up version of Huck Finn. Publishing an original text version would be a copyright violation and would get the publisher quickly shut down... all to enrich his decendants. (Ok, I know Mark Twain doesn't have any living descendants, so this would enrich People Who Happened To Inherit Or Purchase The Copyrights To His Works.)

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    5. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      I'm not at all interested in reading Mark Twain censored. Next thing you know, they start in some really offensive authors, and we have nothing to rely on.

      And you can still log on to a site like Feedbooks and download the originals. The existence of badly edited versions doesn't make the old versions go away (thank god, or all our copies of LotR would have "elfin" in place of "elven"!).

      As long as there's correct attribution, there shouldn't be a problem. You must be a GPLer and not a BSDer ;)

    6. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Maybe it should come under some sort of false advertising laws. I can't sell a water-color my boy did in the 3rd grade as the "Mona Lisa". How can I purposely change the story of a classic novel and sell it as that novel?

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    7. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that the current holder wouldn't be delighted to "modernize" the wording if they thought it would make it sell better? The only thing that ensures us the ability to buy unmarred new copies of Huck Finn now is the fact that it is now out of copyright.

    8. Re:I can't believe I'm writing this...:) by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can have a special copyright boilerplate where after a certain time everyone can profit from reprinting the work and dicing and slicing it with their own unique content. But they can't censor it without admitting in bold letters on the front cover that they did. And maybe force them to provide a link or reference where people can find the original.

  37. Indian, not slave, for "injun". by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    The NY Times article, Publisher Tinkers With Twain, reports that "Indian" is substituted for "injun". Still, it's unwarranted revisionist tinkering. Schools shouldn't fear teaching, and students need to learn, history and literature as it was, not how we'd like it to have been.

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    1. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by Haedrian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indian is racist! The correct word is "Native American". And "Nigger" should be replaced with "Person of African American decent".

      Slave is bad too. The correct word is "Voluntary worker".

      There, all safe for kiddies.

    2. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Slave is bad too. The correct word is "Voluntary worker".

      Did you mean involuntary?

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    3. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by thijsh · · Score: 2

      Oh crap, you forgot to post AC... Now you're going to "Voluntary Re-Education Camp"!

    4. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It’s most definitely post AC, I’ve been using the heat for a few months now...

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    5. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      Slave is bad too. The correct word is "Voluntary worker".

      According to Stephen Colbert, the proper modern term is "intern".

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    6. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Freedom-disadvantaged melanin-enhanced American!

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    7. Re:Indian, not slave, for "injun". by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Slave is bad too. The correct word is "Voluntary worker".

      non-compensated laborer

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  38. Er... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

    How does replacing it with the word "SLAVE" accomplish *that* exactly?

    Or am I looking for reason where reason does not exist?

    1. Re:Er... by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Part of racism is how people referred to each other. The lack of any basic respect, the 'looking down upon as fundamentally, intrinsically lesser or beneath you'. You start cleaning up the books, and you whitewash what the author was trying to convey about the culture. Mark Twain chose to use those racial slurs, because he was communicating something. It's worth thinking about what he was communicating.

    2. Re:Er... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I meant more the slavery aspect. How does adding "slave" 219 times allow parents to avoid discussions of slavery? Actually, I think the fault here lies with the summary writer. ;-)

  39. Newspeak comes to mind. by commodore73 · · Score: 0

    Seems like an early step in rewriting history. I seem to remember Nostradomus or someone predicting that in the end times, everything will offend someone. Political "correctness" seems to fit the bill.

  40. Poignant by SethThresher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that this is a very [REDACTED] article. It is so telling of our [CENSORED] that {individuals of nonspecified cultural, racial, religous origin} would [CLASSIFIED] our literature. Really, before you know it, we'll all be facing [CENSORED] and then [REDACTED] [REDACTED] with [REMOVED] a duck.

    1. Re:Poignant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then [REDACTED] [REDACTED] with [REMOVED] a duck.

      heheh, I think I saw that video too.

    2. Re:Poignant by cpghost · · Score: 1

      With censorship all the rage nowadays, releasing Huckleberry Finn on Wikileaks would be pointless, as they too would happily redact it.

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  41. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Town square is all booked up with witch burnings.

  42. because pretending bad stuff does not happen by Dan667 · · Score: 2

    is what you want to teach your children? No wonder so many kids freakout after they leave their parents house and binge drink, get into drugs.

    1. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by scgops · · Score: 1

      Hardly.

      The issue here is that there needs to be an edition that can be used to teach children of all races and all ages.The original edition uses words that many people don't want to read and don't want their children to read. Twain was promoting racial equality, not racism. He wouldn't want his work to emotionally harm non-white children for generations.

      Adults are more than welcome to make their own choice regarding whether or not to read the original. In the meantime, school-aged children shouldn't be forced schools to read words they find personally abhorrent.

      Additionally, children are quite fond of repeatedly using new words that they have just learned. I can easily picture elementary school children tormenting classmates with the n-word after hearing it repeated over 200 times in class. That sort of behavior would get adults in the workplace fired. IMO, it makes sense to try to avoid that risk until high school when children can be more readily held accountable for their own actions.

      It's reasonable to think that parents can work with their own children one-on-one to teach them not to use such words. It's not reasonable to think a teacher with 20+ students can get their entire class to behave acceptably. It only takes one threatened lawsuit "My Sally is being harassed ever since the class started reading that horrible book" to get it banned from a school. The edited version has potential to reach students who would otherwise never be given the chance to read the book and discuss it in class. That's important, because elementary school kids are not going to be able to guess at the larger context of the book or understand just how important it was simply by reading the original on their own.

    2. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they get their drugs from the niggers.

    3. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You're not helping kids by shielding them completely from the awful stuff out there. Of course, if you expose them so completely that they end up doing drugs and binge drinking anyway, you've gone off the other side of the boat. There's a balance that nobody seems to be able to comprehend anymore.

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    4. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The issue here is that there needs to be an edition that can be used to teach children of all races and all ages.

      Like the original version?

      The original edition uses words that many people don't want to read and don't want their children to read.

      Why is it so hard to understand that every word is just a string of letters with a meaning, including 'bad' words? If we didn't treat them as some sort of 'taboo', then they wouldn't even be appealing to use out of context. You are by no means obligated to get offended by a string of letters, and if you let yourself be offended, it is your fault. Censorship is ridiculous no matters who it claims to be 'protecting' (which really means keeping them ignorant). That includes children.

      Additionally, children are quite fond of repeatedly using new words that they have just learned. I can easily picture elementary school children tormenting classmates with the n-word after hearing it repeated over 200 times in class.

      I wonder why that is? Whether or not they know the word "nigger," they will find other means of 'insulting' others. It's just a word with a meaning, much like "idiot" or "retard." Censoring something for someone will only succeed in keeping them ignorant for inane reasons. Society needs to move on from the childish and illogical notion that certain words shouldn't be used simply because some people don't like their meaning (and while they're at it, toughen up).

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    5. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Adults are more than welcome to make their own choice regarding whether or not to read the original. In the meantime, school-aged children shouldn't be forced schools to read words they find personally abhorrent.

      Bwhahaha!! Dude, I've got three words for you....Black Entertainment Channel. Go watch it for a few hours during the afternoon and prime-time (you know, when children would be watching) and then come back and tell us about how all the poor little black children are so emotionally impacted by the word nigger.

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    6. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by scgops · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been on the receiving end of blatant discrimination?

      I'm white. I've been in the midst of a very poor, very non-white neighborhood with people walking up to me and demanding to know, "What are you doing here, white boy?"

      That helped me relate to how black people feel about the n-word.

      And I have a godson with cerebral palsy. Trust me, that radically changed the way I feel about the word "retard." It's not a term I want used around me or my family.

      Emotionally charged words have power way beyond merely being a series of letters.

      You might try empathizing with people who are upset rather than rushing to judgment.

    7. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by scgops · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'll do that.

      Meanwhile, try this experiment. Head to the nearest major metropolitan area. At night, go to the projects. Find a group of young black men. Go up to the biggest one and say, "Yo, nigger. Wassup?"

      Let me know how he feels about hearing you say it.

      Whether you want to believe it or not, words can have vastly different connotations depending on the context.

    8. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been on the receiving end of blatant discrimination?

      I don't understand what this has to do with anything. Words are merely strings of letters with a meaning (all of them). No word is inherently 'bad', and people who believe such have likely been socially conditioned to believe it.

      That helped me relate to how black people feel about the n-word.

      It's a word with a use. If it isn't aimed at them (and even if it is), there is no reason for them to get offended. You're not obligated to get offended by mere words.

      Besides that, this book shows how language was used at the time. Censoring it now so people can stay in their little bubbles is completely pointless and counterproductive to the books' point.

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    9. Re:because pretending bad stuff does not happen by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Suppose, I do that after watching a few black guys do the same. They get upset when I do it. Are they emotionally damaged, or just straight up racists?

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  43. eBooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is why I don't like eBooks, I can see a future where all books are edited to fit a particular political or religious society, if something becomes "offensive" simply push a patch out to everyone’s ereader.
    Viola’ instant rewrites and a society with no memory, which is what Huck Finn is in a way, a memory of what was good or bad.

  44. Follow the money by No+Lucifer · · Score: 1

    I doubt the censored version has anything to do with being politically correct - and everything about money. Since Huck Finn is in the public domain, I'd guess there are 50 different publishers of this book, and none of them probably make much money from them (and why should they, when a copy of Huck Finn by one publisher is perfectly substitutable for another, price is the only thing that matters). Now, if you can make a niche version of a PD work, you will sell your copy (maybe even at a premium) to all the people and school districts worried about the word. Nothing stopping other publishers from copying what NewSouth is doing, but at least their Q1 profits will look a little better than they otherwise would have.

  45. Down the memory hole with it! by AC-x · · Score: 0

    Mark Twain has never used the word "Nigger"! There has never been racism in the United States! etc. etc.

  46. Isn't the word "Slave" offensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After all it is a world that celebrates the cruel subjection of the Slavic people by their Scandinavian overlords.

  47. A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just change both words to "Dude", it would improve the book immensely

  48. We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think we would be a lot better off with "But we've never done this, we've always been better than that!" than with "We'll, here we go yet again."

    I respectfully disagree.

    If I may liken it to a more concrete example of the history of mathematics, I don't think we ever would have made it to integration without remembering mistakes or basic concepts like addition.

    We have stood on the shoulders of the works of very brilliant philosophers and thinkers to get where we are today. Fascism has slowly been phased out in favor of more liberal and democratic governments. And we all know that democracy is the worst form of government except for all the ones we already tried (thank you, Churchill).

    Our knowledge of our nasty history hasn't stopped us from repeating ourselves again and again

    It's not a perfect process, no. But you don't see a Pol Pot rise to power so easily today and you don't see a new Stalin sending millions to the gulags. Because we remember those things and we remember how they were accepted at the time but are clearly wrong now. On top of that, we remember what Imperialism did to the poor nations and how it made some nations poor and more powerful nations richer. We're not going to get away with colonizing a weaker nation and taking all their resources anymore. Because we remember what that results in. Of all the bad things you listed in your post, I implore you to look back to the situations and causes that set up those problems -- like the redrawing of boundaries of countries following World War II. And remember that so we can catch it next time. The list of these things are endless but you can find example after example in any history book worth its salt (I was most impressed with Hobsbawm's "Age of ..." series).

    When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to and own up to this great country's tortured past and to vow that this will never happen again. This use of a word as a marker of hate and denigration simply because of the color of a person's skin -- and the widespread cultural acceptance of it! If your child never learns the horrible results of that scenario than your child may one day find themselves as a part of that scenario.

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    1. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by yurtinus · · Score: 2

      When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to and own up to this great country's tortured past and to vow that this will never happen again. This use of a word as a marker of hate and denigration simply because of the color of a person's skin -- and the widespread cultural acceptance of it! If your child never learns the horrible results of that scenario than your child may one day find themselves as a part of that scenario.

      Not sure how that could be better written!

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    2. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Kaitiff · · Score: 1

      Absolutely beautifully stated sir! I was trying to frame a retort to this obvious pandering to the politically correct when I read your post and saw that you addressed it masterfully. Well done. Ugly things have happened in the formation of our country. They happened. If you aren't aware of those things, then you can't own up to them and prevent them from ever happening again. I thing the teachers should explain that some of the content in the book is inappropriate for use in todays society, but in THAT time period it was not only acceptable it was expected. That alone should bring home the fact that we ARE better today than we were then, discounting the 'Sons of the South' that still act and speak as if slavery had never been repealed.

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    3. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to and own up to this great country's tortured past and to vow that this will never happen again. This use of a word as a marker of hate and denigration simply because of the color of a person's skin -- and the widespread cultural acceptance of it! If your child never learns the horrible results of that scenario than your child may one day find themselves as a part of that scenario.

      But that was not the intent of the author. That word in that book was never meant to incite offence to the degree that it does today. The word is so offensive today that it detracts from the story the book was intended to tell.

      If the intent of the word was to offend, or it was an integral part of the story and the meaning of that word was also integral, then I would defend having it stay. But meanings change and *in this case* there is no valid reason to have that word a part of the story. It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message. I see nothing wrong with removing it, and no I don't see that as censorship.

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    4. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, it's ALL about skin color. Bigot.

    5. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by digsbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I completely disagree. All art has context, but great art transcends context. Art which we come to appreciate despite offensive content in its intent or context is still art we appreciate.

      Do I love John Coltrane's "Alabama" because of the story behind it? No, I loved it before I understood that, because the pain it depicts transcends the senseless murder of children it was actually about. I enjoy it differently now that I know.

      With Huckleberry Finn, the context is offensive, but that's what I'm bringing to the art, and understanding that things change is something I get to appreciate on a deeper level because not only do I get the benefit of seeing Huck's attitude change, but also the historical social changes between the setting and my lifetime which Twain couldn't have provided.

      Art is appreciated in an interaction between the art and the beholder. If you can demonstrate art that has value without ever being observed, maybe there's something to what you say, but I don't think that's possible.

    6. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The word should stay there to show how language was used at the time.

      The word is so offensive today that it detracts from the story the book was intended to tell.

      It frightens me when I think about how many people are afraid of mere words. Every word has a use and a meaning and is merely a string of letters.

      But meanings change

      So we should go back and rewrite/censor every book that contains words that we no longer accept?

      I see nothing wrong with removing it, and no I don't see that as censorship.

      You don't see it as censorship when people want to remove the word simply because some people find it offensive?

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    7. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by omnichad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think that removing something you feel is offensive is not censorship. If not, then what is?
       
      The point is, instead of flat, dry history classes, books like these teach people. You learn the thoughts, words, and customs of the day. You can't wipe that out without consequences.

    8. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to and own up to this great country's tortured past and to vow that this will never happen again. This use of a word as a marker of hate and denigration simply because of the color of a person's skin -- and the widespread cultural acceptance of it! If your child never learns the horrible results of that scenario than your child may one day find themselves as a part of that scenario.

      But that was not the intent of the author. That word in that book was never meant to incite offence to the degree that it does today. The word is so offensive today that it detracts from the story the book was intended to tell.

      If the intent of the word was to offend, or it was an integral part of the story and the meaning of that word was also integral, then I would defend having it stay. But meanings change and *in this case* there is no valid reason to have that word a part of the story. It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message. I see nothing wrong with removing it, and no I don't see that as censorship.

      It IS censorship. That book accurately captures and portrays characters from the time the book was written. Failing to understand that and and failing to read it in context isn't the book's fault, nor is it the author's fault. Maybe we should work on educating that point rather than blindly burning away anything we don't understand and are offended by. That's a knee-jerk reaction to perfectly legitimate literature. This kind of reaction is completely ludicrous!

      Also, where does this end!?!? You just simply do not destroy original literature. I don't care what it is, you don't alter it's original form. What, are we going to start covering up the statue of David or something now because somebody was scared of a stone penis and might interpret that as modern pornography?

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    9. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by turbidostato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "But meanings change and *in this case* there is no valid reason to have that word a part of the story."

      Except the "little fact" that that was the way Mark Twain wrote it down.

      Remember that a book, or any work of art for that matter is much more than what was conceived by its author and its enrichened by those that get to access it. Maybe Mark Twain didn't mean "nigger" as an offensive word, maybe it could be the case that if Mark Twain wrote it today he would avoid it even, but the fact that now the book can be seen with new eyes and that new lessons can be extracted from its read does nothing but increment its value.

      USA is a country that a day not so long ago treated some of its fellow countrymen like beasts and fortunately does it no more. This book gives the chance to learn it and learn out of it: don't disallow your new generations of this treasure.

    10. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by DCFusor · · Score: 2
      Amen, brother.
      My take is that the "bad N word" is now more of a slur on the people who used it, than the people targeted by it. And that makes removing it suspect in some ways -- could it be we don't want to admit where we came from? Diversity is GOOD -- coming at things from different directions in an honest way is a great way to find truth quicker.

      To the extent there are differences, and my work in a mixed race jazz band pointed some up, they are good and compliment one another. A lot of the differences turned into one race helping the other get it right in life. It was good all around -- it went both ways.

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    11. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But meanings change and *in this case* there is no valid reason to have that word a part of the story. It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message. I see nothing wrong with removing it, and no I don't see that as censorship.

      Okay - If it was used to properly reflect the language of the times, then removing it from the story will inaccurately depict history, thereby skewing our view of it.

      Either way you look at it, removing the word, for any reason, isn't justified. If the real message is to tell the story, let the word help tell the story. If the real message is to offend people, let it offend people.

    12. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, while we're at it, lets edit all of Shakespear's works. Nobody says "thou art" anymore. Old English is dead.
      s/'thou art'/'you are'/g

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    13. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by LocalH · · Score: 1

      What, are we going to start covering up the statue of David or something now because somebody was scared of a stone penis and might interpret that as modern pornography?

      Well according to Wikipedia, that does happen, at least with some of the replicas:

      The plaster cast of David at the Victoria and Albert Museum has a detachable plaster fig leaf which is displayed nearby. It was created for visits by Queen Victoria and other important ladies, when it was hung on the figure using two strategically placed hooks.

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    14. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the intent of the word was to offend, or it was an integral part of the story and the meaning of that word was also integral, then I would defend having it stay.

      You're wrong, so much so that it betrays an incapability on your part to perform an effective literary analysis. I don't think the intent of the word was to offend, but it most certainly was central to the story. While calling Nigger Jim exactly that was not a plot device in and of itself, it was an ironic device used to develop the characters, something very central to the story. At the time, African-Americans were considered to be primitive, brutish, lower class members of society in the South. Throughout their travels, Huck Finn and Nigger Jim stumble across all manner of illicit, terrible people that are dressed up to be high class citizens. They run across other characters, white characters, that are supposed to be more civilized, but display anything but moral accountability. Thus, naming one of the primary characters Nigger Jim, helped to underscore the irony of the story, showing that an African-American, when called by a very degrading name at the time, could still be more friendly, loving, and civilized than most of the white folk in the story.

      Furthermore, by continually painting Jim's character as part of the social underclass, and showing how easy it is for Huck to befriend him, Mark Twain is championing the cause of the less wealthy, simpler lifestyles of some white people at the time. This is another common theme in his writing, that simple hicks, as we might call them today, can be more civilized and, for that matter, better people, than the high-to-do aristocrats and southern dandies.

      By continually portraying Jim's character to be part of an underclass, by instantly and continually labeling him with a title that is not respectable, Twain explicitly carries these themes every time the character is mentioned. So it is very central to the story. The fact that label is even more offensive today, if anything, rams that theme home even further by showing that character is part of a culture that has had to carry and make peace with it's social stigma. Thus, that character, still displaying virtue in his actions, stands now as a symbol that, even if you are an African-American that has to deal with racism on a daily basis (by having it embedded in your very identity), you can still be a good person, and you can still stand prouder and taller than those who would seek to put you down with that slur.

      Taking away that label for that character completely dumbs down and deemphasizes these themes, and it is a fucking literary tragedy.

    15. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not sure how that could be better written!

      He could have avoided using the word "nigger."

    16. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The word is so offensive today that it detracts from the story the book was intended to tell." If that were truly the case, then blacks would not feel free to use the word "nigger" among themselves. The word itself has no magical power to harm someone, it is the context of its use and the intent of the user that might make it objectionable. Readers of today should be given the context of the use of the word in "Huck Finn" and that should be sufficient.

    17. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to and own up to this great country's tortured past and to vow that this will never happen again.

      While I agree with your sentiment, I would also like children to be even more offended by the idea that anyone was a slave, and that they would similarly vow that it would never happen again.

    18. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by operagost · · Score: 1

      Those cretins can censor Mark Twain all they want. I'll just start my own pirate radio station and play "Strange Fruit" every day.

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    19. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Cederic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The word is so offensive today

      It's just a word.

      People find the word 'cunt' offensive too, but I've heard it used intentionally on the BBC. (I've heard it used accidentally too).

      Just because people find a word offensive shouldn't stop it being used. Particularly when it's not being used to offend against them.

      If I want to use the word 'nigger' in a historical context, why is that a bad thing? I hear plenty of 'nigga' in music, why is that acceptable but its use in what was contemporary literature not acceptable?

      The demonisation of certain words merely constricts language and places barriers in the way of education and open discussion. Stop it.

    20. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No one is destroying anything. Scholars modernize language in literature all of the time, providing another alternative for readers. So long as the editor prominently features their name on the cover and explain his or her agenda in an editor's note or forward, or what have you, I have no problem with adding alternatives. For the same reason I prefer to read The Canterbury Tales as Chaucer wrote it rather than a modern prose rendition, I would rather read an unedited version of Huckleberry Finn.

      Until we lose access to the original Huckleberry Finn, nothing has been lost or destroyed.

      Now, what I don't like about this particular publication is that most translators and modernizers will make a honest attempt to stay as close to the source material as possible. Alternative translations and modernizations exist because not all of them will agree as to how best render the work, but they're not purposefully editing for nefarious purposes. This publication's editor has an agenda I do not agree with, and for that I won't touch it, and the people I associate with also wouldn't. Just like we don't read "Christian" versions of books. We try to stay as close to the original material as possible, preferring to read it in it's written language if we can, and do some research on translations when we can't. But the mere existence of alternative versions for sensitive readers will make us laugh at the editor, and his or her readers, but not drive us to claim that literature is immutable and no alternative versions are allowed, ever, for any reason. We prefer culture to build upon itself.

      Now, if my local school decided to teach the edited Huckleberry Finn or the local library decided to not carry the original, I would be up in arms, but the existence of an edited book is a commonplace occurrence.

    21. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      The valid reason to have that word as part of the story is that is how the author wrote it.

    22. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > We have stood on the shoulders of the works of very brilliant philosophers and thinkers to get where we
      > are today. Fascism has slowly been phased out in favor of more liberal and democratic governments.
      > And we all know that democracy is the worst form of government except for all the ones we already
      > ttried (thank you, Churchill).

      I was recently playing Armchair Prognosticator with a friend. I had been thinking about Africa, how the people (in many areas) have "nowhere to go but up" in terms of technology. But also, how years of projects trying to make sustainable, small scale, reproducible technology for small African villiages has actually meant that many small villiages are using solar panels and other forms of energy.

      My prediction was that once these sorts of devices spread to a critical mass, intelligent people there, learning to use these things, finding new uses for them, will eventually lead to an explosion and exponential improvement over there.

      MY friend simply pointed out that he wouldn't expect it because its no tlike africans are producing this stuff, they are just standing on the rest of the worlds shoulders as more consumers. However, isn't that what we all are? I live in a nice house with electricity and running water because... people before me built that shit, built the infrastructure. I didn't do it. I stand on their shoulders.

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    23. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      >> Not sure how that could be better written!

      Like this:

      If your child never learns the horrible results of that scenario then your child may one day find themselves as a part of that scenario.

      Sorry, I couldn't resist. I do agree with the poster, though. :)

              -dZ.

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    24. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      >> USA is a country that a day not so long ago treated some of its fellow countrymen like beasts and fortunately does it no more. This book gives the chance to learn it and learn out of it: don't disallow your new generations of this treasure.

      Bravo! I'm impressed by your passion, and applaud your eloquence.

            -dZ.

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    25. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't see a new Stalin sending millions to the gulags: North Korea.

      Fascism has slowly been phased out in favor of more liberal and democratic governments: Asia, Singapore, China (just a billion you overlooked there), Iran ...

      Humanity loves repeats - always has - always will.

    26. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Until we lose access to the original Huckleberry Finn, nothing has been lost or destroyed.

      Except for the fact that we will in essence. When we teach our kids the bowdlerized versions of stories, we lose our past. We suddenly change the entire meaning of the past from something not too far removed from today to a Disney storybook where everyone lives happily. When kids stop studying the originals of things and start studying the politically correct interpreted versions we lose all independent thought. Yes, Huck Finn was written in a time different than 2011 and that is the entire point of schools, is to educate people about the past. What is next? Not reading the Constitution in its original language? After all its over 200 years old! How can kids understand it when its over 200 years old! Yeah, lets get rid of any literature or any reading materials over 30 years old that haven't been significantly re-written. And as for schools and libraries, this is where this book is going to go. How many adults do you think A) Really want to read Huck Finn and B) Would be so terribly up in arms about the word "nigger". Yes, people have the right to make as many edits to public domain books as they wish, but where is this thing going to be financially successful? The only place is in schools and libraries.

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    27. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fascism has slowly been phased out in favor of more liberal and democratic governments

      Have you looked at the United States lately?

      But you don't see a Pol Pot rise to power so easily today and you don't see a new Stalin sending millions to the gulags.

      We don't see a Pol Pot nor a Stalin sending millions to the Gulag simply because the requisite time hasn't passed for a new one to fully arise. Give us a decade or so more time. The United States has begun to resemble the Germany of the 1930's. Our enemies aren't Jewish, they're Muslim. The erosion of our rights is blatant and wide-spread, but we do nothing. Why? Because we hear some obviously transparent double-speak about security. The truth is that we are in more danger today, from the very people tasked with guaranteeing our safety than we ever were from some external terrorist plot.

      We're not going to get away with colonizing a weaker nation and taking all their resources anymore.

      Why should we colonize when we can invade, take out the existing government, set up a puppet and then have permanent military bases in that coun... oh, wait. Alright, so Iraq was a bad example, in Afghanistan we... nope, sorry, still a bad one. I guess 'colonize' is synonymous with 'defeat terror' in today's lexicon.

      Rewriting history (or PC'ing a book) has no effect on the current path upon which we as a country have set ourselves. Crushing financial debt, massive over use of natural resources, over-extending our military, all these things are the same as what the Roman Empire had in place when it died. History does repeat regardless of how much we cull from the official books, it just has a slightly different texture.

    28. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You may have read the story, but you never grokked it.

      In the story, which of the characters carried any sort of nobility? Would it be the white con-artist? The foolish white parish members they conned? Could it be the feuders, killing each other for reasons they could not recall? Maybe it would be the mostly clueless Huck-Finn himself?

      In the story, who used the words "nigger" and "injun"? Did the nobility of those who used the words increase or decrease through the use of said words?

      The derogatory words are a very necessary is illustrative part of the novel. More so, considering how derogatory the word have become. Mr. Clemmons would have had some very sharp and witty remarks for the foolishness of those seeking to remove them now.

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    29. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do what you want i guess but, it bothers me that someone would change a story to fit their own sensibilities, and then try to pass it off as something that its not. What its not, is Huckleberry Fin by Mark Twain. Whats even worst, is that someone would give this to a child, and tell them "here is huckelberry fin, by mark twain". Its not true...its your redacted version of Huckleberry Fin BASED ON the writings of Mark Twain.

      Its not censorship... its fraud.

      You want to update stuff? Fine. Hell update stuff, just don't try to tell me that Shakespear's Juliet said "Romeo, why are you a montegue. Disown your family and change your name, or tell me you love me and I will"

      and Romeo certainly didn't say "Juiliet is is as beautiful as the sun"

      Call it your updated version fine, but, don't blame Shakespear for shit.

      -Steve

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    30. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you entirely missed the point of Twain's use of the word. He used it on two levels:

      1. To accurately portray the Mississippi antebellum dialect of his childhood.
      2. To invoke strong feelings and to contrast the use of the epithet with the actual character of Jim; to demonstrate that this derogatory word did not in fact do the man any justice.

      Maybe you could make a case for using modern idiom as per point 1, but this translation, from what I understand, does nothing to modernize any other part of the speech of the characters in the book (as compared to, say, modern versions of the King James Bible, which dispense with the Elizabethan archaisms).

      As to point 2, that's where excising the word "nigger" from the book becomes completely unsupportable. The key central theme of the book, the idea that Jim was not an inferior, that Jim could not be simply passed off as a "nigger", that he was a wise, intelligent, feeling human being, that the man was better than the epithet, and pretty much better than anyone else who appeared in the story, is completely compromised. I'm going to quote a big passage from Chapter 31 to show you just how key the use of the word was, and how it is part of Huck's coming to terms with his friendship of Jim. It was one of the greatest passages Twain ever wrote, and hence one of the greatest passages in English literature:

      Once I said to myself it would be a thousand times better for Jim to be a slave at home where his family was, as long as he's got to be a slave, and so I'd better write a letter to Tom Sawyer and tell him to tell Miss Watson where he was. But I soon give up that notion, for two things: she'd be mad and disgusted at his rascality and ungratefulness for leaving her, and so she'd sell him straight down the river again; and if she didn't, everybody naturally despises an ungrateful nigger, and they'd make Jim feel it all the time, and so he'd feel ornery and disgraced. And then think of me! It would get all around, that Huck Finn helped a nigger to get his freedom; and if I was to ever see anybody from that town again, I'd be ready to get down and lick his boots for shame. That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace. That was my fix exactly. The more I studied about this, the more my conscience went to grinding me, and the more wicked and low-down and ornery I got to feeling. And at last, when it hit me all of a sudden that here was the plain hand of Providence slapping me in the face and letting me know my wickedness was being watched all the time from up there in heaven, whilst I was stealing a poor old woman's nigger that hadn't ever done me no harm, and now was showing me there's One that's always on the lookout, and ain't agoing to allow no such miserable doings to go only just so fur and no further, I most dropped in my tracks I was so scared. Well, I tried the best I could to kinder soften it up somehow for myself, by saying I was brung up wicked, and so I warn't so much to blame; but something inside of me kept saying, "There was the Sunday school, you could a gone to it; and if you'd a done it they'd a learnt you, there, that people that acts as I'd been acting about that nigger goes to everlasting fire."

      It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray; and see if I couldn't try to quit being the kind of a boy I was, and be better. So I kneeled down. But the words wouldn't come. Why wouldn't they? It warn't no use to try and hide it from Him. Nor from me, neither. I knowed very well why they wouldn't come. It was because my heart warn't right; it was because I warn't square; it was because I was playing double. I was letting on to give up sin, but away inside of me I was holding on to the biggest one of all. I was trying to make my mouth say I would do the right thing and the clean thing, and go and write to that nigger's owner and tell where he was; but deep down in me I knowed it was a lie-a

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    31. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      I have no problems with derivative interpretations/translations of past works -- after all, anyone with only a solid knowledge of modern English reading the King James Bible would completely misinterpret it, and would have no clue what to do with the Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, or Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. These need to be updated (while preserving the originals) in order to make them accessible to those who don't understand the older dialects of the language.

      However, performing a s/nigger/slave/ on the text is not my idea of re-interpreting/translating the text. In Clemens' time, the word "Nigger" had many more connotations than the world "slave" does today, and to assume that the one always implies the other seems to me to be much more controversial and racist than leaving the original text alone. They would have done better to replace the word with "blackamoor" -- at least it would have been a currently neutral term that most people wouldn't take offense at which had pretty much the same meaning at one time. Then again, "barbarian" would also fit. "Slave" implies that all references referred to slaves, which obviously isn't the case, at least by the end of the novel. Why not do a search and replace on "Man", "Woman" and various other words in the text as well? They are also offensive to many people in some of the contexts used in that book.

    32. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnuema · · Score: 2
      It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message.

      Wait a minute. Huckleberry Finn is a story about an escaped slave, and a boy who risked his life and freedom to help him. He was a slave because people thought he was less than human. Huck was at risk because he treated Jim like he was human. "Slave" is not dehumanizing. "Nigger" is. Just like "raghead", "paki", or any of the other words we use to rob people of their humanity so that we can do inhuman things to them. Without dehumanizing Jim, we do not see the real story - how Huck is struggling to make his world view match what his eyes see. This is the only reason he helps Jim in the first place.

    33. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After seeing your Dagwood Sandwich response I suddenly don't mind top or bottom posting.

    34. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So I take it you're OK with Greedo shooting first? This is even worse, as it's not Mark Twain who's doing the changing. Change "nigger" to "slave" and it's no longer Mark Twain's work, it's a derivative work.

    35. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnuema · · Score: 1
      It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message.

      Wait a minute. Huckleberry Finn is a book about a white boy who risks life and freedom to help an escaped slave. Nigger Jim was a slave because people thought he was less than human. "Slave" is not a dehumanizing word. "Nigger" is. Just like "raghead", "paki", "sand nigger", or any of the other words we use to rob someone of their humanity that we might do inhuman things to them. You'll notice that Huck also refers to Jim as Nigger Jim, which illustrates his motivation throughout the entire book - he helps Jim because the paradigm he has been taught (that niggers are not people) and what his eyes tell him (that Jim is the only decent human being he knows) are in conflict. Without it, the book is just about a boy helping a man down on his luck. With it, it is a book about a boy going against everything he has been taught to do what he knows in his heart is right. Those are two very different books, and it all hinges on a single word.

    36. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      You think that removing something you feel is offensive is not censorship. If not, then what is?

      It depends. I would wholeheartedly agree with a school library choosing not to stock certain types of material, such as a book that glorifies rape, torture, or murder without any redeeming context. There are plenty of offensive things in today's society that are simply done for shock value. Mark Twain is an author of significant historical significance.

      Personally, I would think the thing to do is to make sure to study the book at a grade level appropriate to understanding the context of the language - and with a good deal of discussion surrounding the use of the offensive language. Wouldn't that be a fantastic way to create opportunities for worthwhile discussions in class?

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    37. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It adds nothing and only detracts from the real message."

      I disagree. There IS a valid reason for it there. The point of Huck Finn is that regardless of appearances, HUCK has good character, despite what all the 'good' people around have tried to teach him. They are the ones who say nigger and mean it, ignorant ol Huck who doesn't realize (or care) that's how 'good' people act is the one who befriends Jim. He sees through all the nonsense that civilized people practice, all the while thinking that he is a poor person for being uncultured. Of course, we see the irony that it is the lessons of society that are the bad and his innocent approach that is good.

    38. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by lennier · · Score: 1

      Fascism has slowly been phased out in favor of more liberal and democratic governments.

      That would be impressive, given that actually-existing Fascism as a historical movement - the "third way" between Communism and Capitalism - came in very rapidly during the 1920s-30s and was a response to the collapse of liberal and democratic government. And its end, in the ashes of WW2, was anything but a slow-phase out.

      Perhaps what you meant to say was that authoritarian and militarist tendencies in government, which unlike Fascism have been around for centuries, are slowly being phased out? But if so, it would be better to say that.

      Fascism is and was a very specific form of government, of its time and place, not a catch-all slur for "anything nasty that people have done through the ages". To not understand that is itself a pretty big failure of history.

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    39. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      Whether Twain intended that or not, I should be surprised if he were not pleased with the effect that his words can have.

      Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
      Those who erase history have already welcomed that doom.

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    40. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by dbIII · · Score: 1

      But you don't see a Pol Pot rise to power so easily today

      It wasn't very long ago and nowhere near as much as you think has changed since then.

    41. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Ganthor · · Score: 1

      When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense. Not to take offense at Mark Twain but more so to take offense to this great country's tortured past ...

      Agree; If I had a mod point you'd get it.

    42. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      I'm offended they feel like they have to "rewrite" the book so it is readable. But what is worse is the word they choose. Not all "injuns" and "niggers" were slaves. As far as making the book more readable, stories are retold all the time. Set in different settings, etc. Its not how the original author intended, and yet the message they intended to portray is still there.

    43. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by stor · · Score: 1

      True indeed. He could have said: The "N Word".

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1NUposXVQ

      -Stor

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      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    44. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      The Constitution was recently read in Congress. Sort of. An amended version was read, one that didn't contain the "what do we do about slavery" part.

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    45. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      "Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it." Or, as I responded to my Dad back in my incorrigible teenage years, "Those who spout tired, worn-out cliches are doomed to repeat them."

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    46. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More importantly: How long until it has to be rewritten again because people associate slave == nigger? We're only giving the word "slave" a new meaning.

      Also; is it racist to remove "nigger" from an old novel written by a white guy but not from the rap lyrics written by some black people? Either it's ok to use a word or not. Fuck!

      People need to stop whining and frankly I think classic literature such as Mark Twains should be conserved.

    47. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by 31eq · · Score: 1

      Sorry, great analysis and all, but how do you make Jim wise and intelligent? He believes in witches. He thinks touching a snake skin brings you bad luck. He lets a white boy lead him south down the Mississippi. He goes along with Tom's ridiculous escape plan, even leaving his prison to help carry the useless grindstone back, because he trusts white folks to know what's best for him. If there weren't so many white idiots in the book you'd think he was a racial stereotype.

    48. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by dcroxton · · Score: 1

      Mark Twain was from Missouri, not MIssissippi.

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    49. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      The Constitution was recently read in Congress. Sort of. An amended version was read, one that didn't contain the "what do we do about slavery" part.

      You're comparing apples to oranges. Law is not literature. The context DOES change with law on a regular basis. Changing the law is hardly censorship.

      However, keeping each revision is important too.

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    50. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      *slaps forehead* DOH!!! I thought I was merely giving an extreme example. How unsurprising.

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    51. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It frightens me when I think about how many people are afraid of mere words. Every word has a use and a meaning and is merely a string of letters."

      Because, good, bad, or indifferent, you have no religion. In study of the Torah, you read that HaOlam (literally, The Universe, The World, & Eternity) was created by speech alone. Translation: "God _said_ let there be light, and there was light." Judaism teaches that speech is the most powerful tool at your disposal, and should be treated with respect. When you degrade others, you degrade your very soul. See: Lashon Hara (evil speech). "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me." That couldn't be more incorrect.

      However, an important distinction should be drawn here - there is a difference between watching what you say (self censorship), and the censorship of others, which interferes with free will. It also destroys art by altering the original context, thereby changing the message.

    52. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not going to get away with colonizing a weaker nation and taking all their resources anymore.

      The people of Iraq would like to have a word with you, followed by the Chagos Islanders, followed by the Philipinos, followed by etc etc..

      Ignorance is appalling. Your willful ignorance is shameful.

    53. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Judaism teaches that speech is the most powerful tool at your disposal

      Yet, when someone insults me, I feel nothing. You are not obligated to get offended by mere words, and if you do, it is ultimately your own fault. I suggest that people strengthen their weak minds and overcome the social conditioning that states that they must be offended by words.

      you degrade your very soul

      Two conditions have to be met for this to be true: souls must exist and they must be offended.

      That couldn't be more incorrect.

      Really? Words certainly never hurt me after I realized just how petty they really were. I'll attempt to make a logical argument, but someone else's words will never truly harm me unless I let them. It's nice to assume that you must be offended by strings of letters, but I feel it is incredibly naive.

      It also destroys art by altering the original context, thereby changing the message.

      This is the only part that I agree with you on.

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      Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
    54. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by sjames · · Score: 2

      Part of Twain's intent was to alter society through a commentary so that would one day the word and ideas behind it would be offensive. Why should we deny him his prize?

      The word was meant to be denigrating even at the time in order to heighten the contrasts. 'Slave' just doesn't cut it. It's much too dry and factual. It carries no sense of the way a black man of the time was seen as fundamentally less. It loses the strength of the story where he was seen as less by so many who were in no way even equal to him.

      Perhaps another word would better carry the exact shade of meaning Twain intended, but it's clear that the people doing the editing are in no way up to the task of finding that new perfect word. If they think 'slave' covers it, then I would have to say they either didn't understand the work themselves or they're not actually trying.

    55. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by inline_four · · Score: 1

      Beautifully put!!!

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    56. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I agree. But what you are talking about is the difference im meaning as the reader becomes more aware and has different life experiences. This is completely different than the meaning of the story changing because the meaning of the words used has changed.

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    57. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      So we should go back and rewrite/censor every book that contains words that we no longer accept?

      Happens all the time to make things more readable. Here is Hebrews 1:1-4 in the Wyclif version of the bible from 1382:

      Manifold and many manners sometime God speaking to fathers in prophets, at the last in these days spake to us in the Son, whom he ordained heir of all things, by whom he made and the worlds. The which one he is the shining of glory and figure of his substance, and bearing all things by word of his virtue, making purgation of sins, sitteth on the righthalf of Majesty in high things; so much made better than angels, by how much he hath inherited a more different, or excellent, name before them.

      Wesley 1790:

      1 God, who at sundry times, and in divers manners, spake of old to the fathers by the prophets, 2 hath in these last days spoken to us by his Son; whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom he also made the worlds: 3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and sustaining all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high, 4 Being so much higher than the angels, as he hath by inheritance a more excellent name than they.

      English Standard 2001:

      1 Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, 2 but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world. 3 He is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power. After making purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty on high, 4 having become as much superior to angels as the name he has inherited is more excellent than theirs.

      Do you think rewriting it to make it more acceptable to the readers was not a good thing? I think it was and I dont see any difference for Hick Finn

      You don't see it as censorship when people want to remove the word simply because some people find it offensive?

      Yes if it was a simple matter of finding something offensive I would say it was censorship to remove it. But this is different - todays meaning of the word has changed and it is not conveying a meaning that was never intended by the author.

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    58. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      It IS censorship. ... Also, where does this end!?!? You just simply do not destroy original literature. I don't care what it is, you don't alter it's original form.

      Ok, as I wrote earlier, here is Hebrews 1:1-4 in the Wyclif version of the bible from 1382:

      Manifold and many manners sometime God speaking to fathers in prophets, at the last in these days spake to us in the Son, whom he ordained heir of all things, by whom he made and the worlds. The which one he is the shining of glory and figure of his substance, and bearing all things by word of his virtue, making purgation of sins, sitteth on the righthalf of Majesty in high things; so much made better than angels, by how much he hath inherited a more different, or excellent, name before them.

      Wesley 1790:

      1 God, who at sundry times, and in divers manners, spake of old to the fathers by the prophets, 2 hath in these last days spoken to us by his Son; whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom he also made the worlds: 3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and sustaining all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high, 4 Being so much higher than the angels, as he hath by inheritance a more excellent name than they.

      English Standard 2001:

      1 Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, 2 but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world. 3 He is the radiance of the glory of God and the exact imprint of his nature, and he upholds the universe by the word of his power. After making purification for sins, he sat down at the right hand of the Majesty on high, 4 having become as much superior to angels as the name he has inherited is more excellent than theirs.

      So was that censorship or just removing words that no longer have the same meaning to preserve the original intent of the message?

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    59. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      So why wasn't there the same outrage when Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone was changed to Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone because it was feared Americans wouldn't understand the original titles context? Same thing.

      And instead what if Mark Twain called him Gay Jim and he had a fag in his mouth? Todays readers simply wouldn't understand that Jim was merely happy and smoked cigarettes.

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    60. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      The valid reason to have that word as part of the story is that is how the author wrote it.

      See my discussion above on how the bible has been rewritten over the years. Why then was the bible changed at all?

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    61. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      and it's no longer Mark Twain's work, it's a derivative work.

      So is every rewrite/update of the bible, but you still find people trying to interpret it literally.

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    62. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      In Mark Twain's time, many children named their pet cats 'nigger' because the cat was black. I see Jim in that book named the same way. No other context implied.

      So just like no one in their right mind would call their cat 'nigger' today, so should that name change. It's adding meaning that was never implied or intended.

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    63. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      In Mark Twain's time, many children named their pet cats 'nigger' because the cat was black. I see Jim in that book named the same way. No other context implied.

      No one in their right mind would call their cat 'nigger' today, neither should that character be called nigger. It's adding meaning that was never implied or intended.

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    64. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by digsbo · · Score: 2

      In some cases, I can see where you're coming from. If it weren't an emotionally charged context, maybe it would make sense to edit a piece of literature for modernity's sake, so it makes more sense to the reader. Yet I've read some translations of books which really fell flat with me because the language updates did not flow with the contents (I'm thinking specifically of a translation of Lao Tse which I intensely disliked for it being modernized).

      But then on the other hand, the whole collection of Uncle Remus stories are remarkably valuable exactly because they record in writing a specific, archaic, and almost unreadable (to today's average reader) dialect of English. Change the language, and you change the whole nature of the beast.

      Finally, I think that even if I agreed in part with you that edits for clarity would help the reader, in this case we've got a remarkable example of literature bringing historical and cultural tensions forward and backward over a hundred years, which gives even more impetus to Huck's internal struggle to come to terms with Jim as a person as opposed to an object. The book would not be as meaningful without the offensive language. Twain may or may not have forseen this, but would have enjoyed the uproar.

    65. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Happens all the time to make things more readable.

      Really? How, may I ask, is censoring the word "nigger" going to make it more readable? It's plainly clear what it means to me.

      Do you think rewriting it to make it more acceptable to the readers was not a good thing?

      Yes. It essentially changes what it was originally supposed to convey. Whether that be its meaning or its interpretation of the language used at the time. What is the point of bending over backwards for people with such weak minds that they can't handle strings of letters?

      Yes if it was a simple matter of finding something offensive I would say it was censorship to remove it.

      Did you read? It is because some people find the word offensive. Also, it's absolutely pointless and counterproductive to go through every book and replace words with other words just to presumably satisfy a newer generation (for whatever reason). Seriously, just leave things alone.

      Also, directly above that comment, you mentioned making it more "acceptable" to readers. Is that an acknowledgement that you know that this is censorship? Something shouldn't be changed merely because people who can't handle strings of letters don't like it.

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    66. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Finally, I think that even if I agreed in part with you that edits for clarity would help the reader, in this case we've got a remarkable example of literature bringing historical and cultural tensions forward and backward over a hundred years, which gives even more impetus to Huck's internal struggle to come to terms with Jim as a person as opposed to an object

      I don't actually agree with that. In the timeframe that was written, people called their pet cats 'nigger' because they were black in color. There was no intention of any cultural tension with that name. I think Jim was named similarly. The name meant little ten but certainly means a lot now. It is adding meaning that was never intended and therefore is actually detracting from the intent of the story.

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    67. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Really? How, may I ask, is censoring the word "nigger" going to make it more readable? It's plainly clear what it means to me.

      It's plainly clear to you as you are adding the meaning of todays society. It had a different meaning back then. People called their pets 'nigger' simply because it had black fur. There was no other meaning intended or implied. Jims name was simply that - he was black. However now that word has so much more meaning that it is adding something to the story that was never there in the first place. This is not censorship, its changing the story back to the original meaning by removing a word that has a different meaning now than it did back then.

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    68. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      You going to change Shakespeare, too?

      But really, that example is FAR removed from the point. You're example is a translation, not an original text. They aren't rewriting the Hebrew to remove offensive shit. That's just bogus.

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    69. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      I would also like to add that this is not even an example of a "modern translation". They're removing offensive words for the hell of it.

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    70. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It had a different meaning back then.

      Yes, it did. So, how is changing it completely (and therefore making people not aware of how language was used at the time) going to solve this any better than just uttering its meaning at the time?

      This is not censorship

      That's very naive, especially considering that they already stated that it was censorship (or that they were removing it simply because they wanted to cause less offense among people with weaker minds).

      its changing the story back to the original meaning by removing a word that has a different meaning now than it did back then.

      It wanted to convey that the word "nigger" was commonplace. Or, at least, that is what it was successful at doing. I'd rather have someone mention that it had a different meaning rather than change the wording around. If people can't do any research, then they shouldn't claim to understand the book or the time period it was written in.

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    71. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      My example is NOT a translation. It's all modern English. The text I listed is not Hebrew - can't you read?

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    72. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      It wanted to convey that the word "nigger" was commonplace. Or, at least, that is what it was successful at doing. I'd rather have someone mention that it had a different meaning rather than change the wording around. If people can't do any research, then they shouldn't claim to understand the book or the time period it was written in.

      Ok let's say the character was called Gay Jim. And lets now say the book continually referred to Gay Jim and that he liked to have a fag in his mouth. Both perfectly respectable words at the time for being happy and smoking cigarettes.

      However if that was in the book, and a teacher tried to teach it, no kid would be able to look through todays meanings of those words to see the true meaning of the book. The different meanings of those words in todays society simply overwhelm the point of the novel. Changing those words in a modern revision to 'happy' and 'cigarette' do not detract from the story and actually benefit the story by letting the original meaning come through. However an introductory chapter explaining the original wording and the context would be historically useful.

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    73. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      However if that was in the book, and a teacher tried to teach it, no kid would be able to look through todays meanings of those words to see the true meaning of the book.

      So tell them the original meaning, not change the wording. It takes a few seconds at most. Just stop being lazy.

      However an introductory chapter explaining the original wording and the context would be historically useful.

      It doesn't need that either. Just an explanation from something or someone.

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    74. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      You can explain till your face is blue. I guarantee you that you will not be able to teach that book without kids laughing, and they will lose the meaning. Same with the current wording. People will not see beyond it and try to read something into it that is not there. If you want the original intent of the book to come across it is better to change it, and then put an introductory chapter explaining the change, what the original meaning was and the reasons for the change.

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    75. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      You can explain till your face is blue.

      I don't know how idiotic you think people are, but even humans are not that foolish. The humor of it wears off very fast.

      People will not see beyond it and try to read something into it that is not there.

      Where are you getting this information? I've seen multiple English courses read this book and everyone handled it properly and knew what the word meant at the time.

      There is no excuse to change the books. Just leave them alone, and let idiots who can't handle strings of letters miss out.

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    76. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      You can explain till your face is blue.

      I don't know how idiotic you think people are, but even humans are not that foolish

      Well I've been explaining my point for a while and you dont seem to get it so you seem to be a pretty good example of what I'm saying. Thanks for proving my point.

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    77. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Well, nice ad hominem attack, to say the least. Yes, you've been explaining your point, but obviously I disagree with it. What a useless comment.

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    78. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      back at ya.

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    79. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to respond to something that offered no response? You just insulted me without adding anything to your original argument after I stated that you can, in fact, explain the original meaning of a word, and that I've seen it done before.

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    80. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      It's not my role to convince you of my point of view. I've stated what I believe to be right, you disagree, thats it. I don't feel the need to have everyone to think the same as I do.

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    81. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I'm saying I don't understand your point of view. Rather than explaining how language was used at the time, you say that we should censor words in the book (under the guise of a rewrite) just so idiots who don't do any sort of research can understand it. I really don't understand what is so terrible about just explaining it, especially when it has been done multiple times already.

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    82. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      The original text is Hebrew.

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    83. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously saying the original text that I listed is Hebrew? What I listed was English. It's also almost unreadable.

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    84. Re:We'll Have to Agree to Disagree by mldi · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is what you posted isn't the original text.

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  49. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    support twain's version:
    http://originalhuckleberryfinn.com

  50. White-washing American History by xednieht · · Score: 2

    How Huck Fin to try and white-wash America's racist history.

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    1. Re:White-washing American History by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean caucasian-wash. Racist.

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    2. Re:White-washing American History by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      No, it would be like Huck to trick someone else into white-washing America's racist history for him.

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    3. Re:White-washing American History by confusednoise · · Score: 1

      Except Tom Sawyer did the whitewashing trick (Adventures of Tom Sawyer), not Huck Finn. Huck was a minor character in the first book.

    4. Re:White-washing American History by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      As I typed the comment, I wondered if that was Huck of Tom, but didn't bother double-checking. Boy is that embarassing.

      I know, I'll release my Sanitized To Remove Embarassment Comment:

      No, it would be like Tom Sawyer to trick someone else into white-washing America's racist history for him.

      There. Now forget all about the un-sanitized verson. It never happened.

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    5. Re:White-washing American History by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      don't you mean Tom Sawyer?

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    6. Re:White-washing American History by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That was Tom, not Huck.

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    7. Re:White-washing American History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Tom Sawyer

  51. (Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by couchslug · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There really is no reason to bother teaching that book at all. IMO many books are simply re-inflicted on succeeding generations of students because they were inflicted on previous generations. I enjoyed it, but my now-ancient generation has nothing in common with its successors. It didn't do me any good in terms of obtaining future employment, nor did reading any fiction. 1800s history itself is becoming more and more distant every year, hence less useful to anyone but specialists.

    (Recent) history and science are much better uses of precious educational time and scarce resources. We need to fit workers to compete in the world economy. Literature and the arts should be left to those who are enthusiasts and enjoy them as hobbies. There is no time for hobbies without a JOB.

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    1. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by Magada · · Score: 1

      (Recent) history and science are much better uses of precious educational time and scarce resources. We need to fit workers to compete in the world economy. Literature and the arts should be left to those who are enthusiasts and enjoy them as hobbies. There is no time for hobbies without a JOB.

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    2. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It didn't do me any good in terms of obtaining future employment, nor did reading any fiction.

      Well, if it doesn't directly relate to your gainful employment, then we should excise it from the curriculum. Art? PE? History? Language? Screw them all; they don't get the floors swept.

      Perhaps you should have spent more time with fiction. It might have lent you an imagination.

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    3. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Except, Mark Twain isn't used to teach history. It is used to teach literature. Specifically, the masterful use of irony, wit and sarcasm. Those are indispensable tools to any generation.

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    4. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by c0lo · · Score: 1

      A very well disguized piece of sarcasm: I almost bit. Glad you threw in the last phrase.

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    5. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      This is why the education in the States is so poor. It's called EDUCATION not JOB TRAINING.

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    6. Re:(Heresy Alert) It's a waste of time. by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Oh my what high octane heresy it is. Without a bit of fantasy in one's head you get the people who want to censor words so as to avoid having to talk to their kids about uncomfortable subjects.

      I agree about modern science needing more "school time' though.

  52. He who controls the present... by BlackHorse · · Score: 1

    If The Party said we are at war with Eurasia then we were always at war with Eurasia and allied with Eastasia.

  53. "progressives" by ThisIsNotMyHandel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "Progressives" being "progressives". Not sure why anyone is surprised by this censorship.

  54. And this is why the South thinks by tekrat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That they won the Civil War. We keep messing with History to make it more palatable.

    If you go to Georgia and take a "tour" of some of the fancy houses set up as museums now, you'd be astounded by how much "history" they get wrong. I mean it'll floor you, you really want to speak up and tell the curator he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, but then you tell yourself "don't make a scene. don't embarrass your GF."

    I'm constantly reminding people of even common misconceptions, like "Edison invented the lightbulb" (He did not).

    It's actually very worrysome about how little we Americans know about our own history or what actually took place, because people only know about the falsehoods portrayed in movies or on TV. Things that have been altered for dramatic presentation or to make it dumbed-down enough for the general population to understand.

    And to those of you who were *FOR* Amazon "censoring" homosexual books or books involving incest or rape by removing those titles from their ebooks, well, do you see where this slippery slope is heading, or are you still happy to bury your head in the sand?

    Continue to allow this and doubleplus ungood newspeak is just around the corner.

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    1. Re:And this is why the South thinks by geekoid · · Score: 1

      He invented the lightbulb as we know it, and solved some critical issues. Was he the first to create light with electricity? no.

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    2. Re:And this is why the South thinks by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      His company invented the incandescent light bulb, not him personally. Joseph Swan also invented it.

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    3. Re:And this is why the South thinks by Picardo85 · · Score: 1

      Well, speaking of TV and movies - The Wizard of oz was edited from the book to the movie to lose quite a lot of its meaning (if to believe The Secret of OZ) Changes from the book to the movie. This is one thing and Amazon took The Secret of OZ off their sales lists too.

  55. Let Lucas Edit by dmomo · · Score: 1

    We can make the Mississippi current 100x more dangerous with special effects. We can change everyone's skin tone to make them all equal. When Huck gets himself in the middle of a family feud, we'll be sure to see the Grangerfords shoot first.

  56. Out of control is right! by Jager+Dave · · Score: 1

    This is CLASSIC literature, it should not be censored in any way! I was shocked when a few weeks ago I saw the early version of "Huckleberry Finn" on THiS-TV network, and they BLEEPED the word "nigger" from the character's name "Nigger Jim" when Huckleberry Finn said it. Inexcusable and should almost certainly be protected by the First Amendment (at least here in the USA).

  57. Black people protest by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where I work, there are two black people adjacent to my cubicle. Both agree that this is bad. Their take is "this happened and this is how things were, what can be accomplished by denying it?"

    I heartily agree. This is just as bad as going back to old movies and editing out the cigarettes or replacing the guns with walkee-talkees in E.T.

    1. Re:Black people protest by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, this reeks of white busy body trying to help those poor black people who can't face history.

      This very act is far more insulting and racist then anything in huckleberry finn

      gah.

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    2. Re:Black people protest by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Yes. Let's also help the Jewish people by denying and/or revising the holocaust... and let's not call them Jews any longer because that word is frequently used in a derogatory manner.

      (I am enhancing my agreement with you... isn't this called "ad absurdum" or something like that? Actually, I am all for holocaust revision so long as all accounts and claims are supported by evidence and not merely hearsay.)

    3. Re:Black people protest by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      yeah, this reeks of white busy body trying to help those poor black people who can't face history.

      I suspect that's it's more about white busy bodies trying to help those poor white people who can't face history.

  58. Author's intent vs. choice of words by scgops · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I honestly don't see what the uproar is about. There are many, many editions of Huck Finn out there with the author's original choice of words faithfully reproduced. IMO, the new edition is an attempt to convey the author's intent rather than being fixated on verbatim wording.

    Mark Twain was white. His intended audience was white. There weren't a whole lot of educated non-whites in America in 1884. Yes, Mr. Twain was hoping to help move the country toward racial equality, but he was aiming his message at white people. For his target audience, the words nigger and injun were commonplace. They weren't personally hurtful. In today's language, he could just as easily have used the phrase "non-white person" and conveyed nearly the same meaning.

    IMO, creating an edition of Twain's work with less emotionally-charged wording is helpful, not harmful. The abundance of literal editions isn't going to evaporate, and the new one will be far easier for schools to use for teaching without having to get embroiled in lawsuits or other forms of parental outrage.

    1. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by Magada · · Score: 2

      He could not have done that. The use in context is intentionally injurious to blacks and it's this injurious attitude that Twain was portraying and criticizing.
      Idiot.

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    2. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Is there any published evidence of what Twain's intent was in this case? His peculiarity regarding his choice of words is well known, so was his use of the word in this case intended to convey something specific beyond the meaning of the time? Does the replacement carry the same undertones and connotations? It's very clear that the modern interpretation of the word does not, but perhaps it's more instructive to try and read the original to learn about the mindset in the 1880s than to try and put the author's mindset in the present day.

      I do agree though that there's no real harm as long as the original is still widely available.

    3. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times is a student going to be required to read the book? For the majority, once, if ever.

      It should accurately reflect the original text. Removing the emotional depth of the word choice is not accurate. You will still have parental outrage if you choose to censor.

    4. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not know what you're talking about, but that's par for the course on /.

      Samuel Clemens was not an idiot. He chose the word "nigger" over "slave" deliberately, to illustrate how ridiculously arbitrary the idea that freedom or slavery could be premised on skin colour was. His work demonstrates that innately human characteristics like decency and morality should take precedence over silly things like appearance.

    5. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I think we should let Mr. Twain decide what he intended to write. You act like it was written in Old English or something. Lemme guess -- you haven't read the book? The use of the word 'nigger' is central to the book's meaning and everything Twain was trying to accomplish. He meant it as a pejorative term and it has the same meaning today. Huck's bigotry is central to his relationship with Jim b/c it takes almost the entire novel for him to become self-conscious regard it. Huck didn't think of himself as a bigot, in the beginning he thinks of blacks as property similar to livestock. He just thinks that's how things are b/c that's what he was taught. "Non-white person" or "slave" or "black" don't convey this ignorance on Huck's part. Removing any of Twain's words is just pissing on his legacy. It's a shame to treat such a great author with such disrespect, to act as if we can know better than Twain in regard to his own work. It's a fucking disgrace.

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    6. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by scgops · · Score: 1

      Insults don't help you make your case.

      Regardless, you must have grown up in a different part of the country than I did. My home town had a population of about 6,000. Of those, only a dozen or so were not white.

      Even in the 70's, many locals still used the term nigger to routinely refer to black people, as in "a nigger came into the store today." It was a common part of the local dialect. The usage of the word was certainly insensitive, but it wasn't meant to be malicious. Perhaps you find that hard to believe, but it's true. That's just what life was like in that part of the country not long ago.

      Because of that, I don't believe that Twain's repeated use of the term nigger was intended to be harmful. That's simply the term that Huck would have naturally used given his upbringing. Anything else would have made the dialog sound artificial. If you go back and read the book, Huck is still calling Jim a nigger even in the last chapter. Despite being friends and having respect for Jim, he doesn't change to using some other term. How, then, do you back up the conclusion that Twain intended for the word to be viewed as intentionally injurious?

      The book was absolutely meant to highlight the belief that everyone, even non-whites, should be free. But Twain wasn't trying to change anyone's vocabulary. And I don't believe he would care overly much about the use or avoidance of any specific words in his book other than free and freedom.

      And before you go saying my hometown had nothing in common with the world Twain lived in, it was only 20 miles from where Twain was living in Hartford when he wrote the book. The people living there are exactly like the audience he was trying to reach when he wrote the story.

    7. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by scgops · · Score: 1

      I can tell you that the mindset of white folk in the 1970's in the vicinity of where Twain wrote Huck Finn was that people with black skin were niggers. Most didn't use other words, except perhaps negro. They weren't aiming to be especially harmful or shocking. That's just the word they used all day every day. It was part of the normal dialect, just as "African American" is today.

      Is there any published evidence? Certainly. You can tour Twain's house and that of his neighbor, Harriet Beecher Stowe, to learn about their efforts to promote racial and gender equality. They thought that all human beings should have equal rights. Yet I'm not aware of any cases of Twain trying to change the nation's vocabulary to remove the word nigger from common usage.

      On top of that, Huck is still referring to Jim in the last chapter, despite having become his friend. Huck doesn't switch to some other term in an effort to spare Jim's feelings because the term didn't have the connotations of being a deliberately harmful insult the way it does today.

    8. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by scgops · · Score: 1

      "The use of the word 'nigger' is central to the book's meaning..."

      I completely disagree. If that's true, then Huck would have stopped using the term nigger to refer to Jim by the end of the book. He never does, despite having found respect and admiration for Jim and becoming his friend. The people of Twain's time (and many decades afterward) simply didn't routinely use other terms to refer to black people. The use of any other word by Huck would have made the dialog sound artificial.

      At the time I first read the book, in the 1970's, many whites in Connecticut near where Twain lived routinely referred to black people as niggers. Many still do to this day.Because of my own context, I didn't see the term as being immensely racially charged. And I'm quite confident that Twain didn't, either.

    9. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by scgops · · Score: 1

      AC, you yourself do not know what you are talking about.

      Huck still referred to Jim as a nigger in the final chapter. That's the only term that would be believable in the thoughts and speech of a youth with his upbringing. He wasn't rich/educated enough to conceive of Jim as "colored" and "black" wasn't part of the common parlance.

    10. Re:Author's intent vs. choice of words by Magada · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Europe, where I was born, not surrounded by ignorant Southern hicks but rather in the capital city of a country that has had more actual historical events than yours has Civil War memorials (and that's a lot!).

      I back up my conclusion by another bit of critical thinking that you may find too deft for your provincialism.

      Huck is, indeed, very much a product of his upbringing and environment - the quintessential white trash boy in a deeply-prejudiced South. On the other hand, Jim is an adult, very mature and wise in his outlook, so he can see that Huck means no harm and isn't being "insensitive", quite the contrary. To me, the nature of the relationship between them is what makes the book so poignant.

      Twain was showing how basic human decency - on both sides- can transcend even such a culture that tries to rob everyone even of the proper means of expressing themselves. He does this by using Huck's "voice" throughout, a voice which is just like that of other white trash (an injurious term invented in the South, mind you!), yet his story and what it says about Huck's character moves us and endears us, a lot.

      That's Twain's genius at work there and you as a proud USian should not let it be demeaned by some two-bit latter-days Bowdler.

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  59. Next book to censor by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The Bible, there is enough text there defending/promoting rape, incest and murder that they should not just censor individual words replacing some for less "politically incorrect" alternatives, if they apply the same argument they should rewrite most of it. Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Next book to censor by Magada · · Score: 1

      Attempts have been made, esp. during Victorian times. The resulting texts are no more and no less informative and/or entertaining than the originals - i.e. not much at all.

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  60. Next up by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    The racist caricatures of Powerful Pierre and Crazy Coyote will be edited out of Huckleberry Hound cartoons and replaced with a multicultural selection of the characters from Captain Planet series and a "feminine positive" version of Cheetara from The Thundercats.

  61. MOre ignorant fools by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did they even understand huckle berry fin? it's signigance? that fact that it's one of the first work to recognize a 'nigger' as an individual and not property? that fact that it was common parlance that became impolite latter?

    History doesn't need a white washing.

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    1. Re:MOre ignorant fools by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Did they even understand huckle berry fin?

      No...and for those of us with a clue, the joke is on them as much as it ever was. Twain is laughing so hard, there is seismic activity around his grave.

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  62. You must be new here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is how articles are posted here for more than 10 years.

    Besides that, this is about free speech + english langutage from an american writer, so this is an US issue.

    Next: something about Boston, center of the world...

  63. ob SOTS reference by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_the_South

    read up on it.

    (and yes, disney has almost always sucked, not just recently)

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  64. As a highschool English teacher... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    I think it's absurd to censor books. I mean, if you're teaching it in middle school I can see it more but I don't think I would want to teach a censored book. If something is too racy for me to read in class, I'd choose not to read it. Literature is like art, I wouldn't hang a scarf over David's man bits on the sculpture. A novel is written in the context of the time of the setting. "Nigger" was a regular term used. "Negroe" as well. These terms help us understand and comprehend. I think white washing (no pun intended to the fence in the novel) is absurd and shouldn't be done.

    I sometimes teach The Kite Runner. I find it quite uncomfortable to read the rape scene allowed. So, I warn kids before we get to it that there is a disturbing scene coming up, that out of respect for those who have experienced or know someone who has gone through something so horrible, we will read it silently and if they choose to opt out of reading it, they can. When we talk about what happened we say rape but I let them skip the details if they need to.

    1. Re:As a highschool English teacher... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you're an English teacher, I would like to ask you a question. It is a lengthy one, so I'll start it off about a particular word: niggard. Do you ever find that students are offended by it without actually knowing its meaning? Even after being told its meaning? I distinctly remember a moment such as this in my tenth grade English class. You know what I thought to myself? "You stupid nigger!"

      There seems to be a trend of increasing ignorance and acceptance of it is in society. Among the youth, particularly in HIGH (pun intended) school a few short years ago, I noticed what seemed to be the first embers of willful ignorance. Ideas that the teacher is always correct, despite being plainly wrong. Ideas that generally point to a deference to authority for all ideas and answers. People are slowly being trained distrust themselves and place there faith somewhere else. They are trained that there is a higher power -- a bigger brother. So, my question to you is this: have you noticed anything like this, or am I simply off my rocker?

    2. Re:As a highschool English teacher... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a highschool English teacher...

      I find it quite uncomfortable to read the rape scene allowed.

      :(

    3. Re:As a highschool English teacher... by pnuema · · Score: 1
      English teacher. How are you uncomfortable to read the book? Aloud? :)

      If I was an English teacher, I would never write anything down - ever - just because of assholes like me. :)

  65. people prefer placid lies over ugly truths by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    this dynamic is pretty much the driving force in all of politics

    in a totally free market place, everyone behaves themselves (placid libertarian lie)

    vs

    you need a strong government heavily regulating a market to keep it fair (ugly truth)

    or

    everyone guaranteed the same reward leads to a happy productive society (placid communist lie)

    vs

    if i am going to get the same as that guy busting his ass off over there, why work at all? (ugly truth)

    the truth is often ugly in this world. in fact, at times, it is very, very ugly. enough of it, and people will get depressed. this is why we tell ourselves pleasant lies, and believe them: to make our lives livable, to smile when we get up in the morning. take any central tenet of your belief system, and at it's core is a nice pleasant lie. but without that lie, you pretty much lose all motivation to wake up in the morning

    us human beings are weak. we need pleasant lies, pleasant whitewashing and wallpapering over of the ugliness of reality with little pleasant ideas that simply aren't true. look at all of religion. for those of you who mock religion, i simply say that if you removed it in many people's lives, they'd just kill themselves. so let them continue on in their lie, if their belief is innocuous. yes, there are dangerous religious fundamentalists. go ahead and fight them. but leave the vast majority of believers alone: they are harmless, and destroying their beliefs only destroys their desire to live, so that makes you the greater evil than the lies they tell themselves about the afterlife and invisible sky people. we're not all made to be great logicians and philosophers. leave the simple folk alone, you are only molesting their peace and causing them pain if you think bringing home to them the truth about their simple lies is doing any good in this world. that's a pleasant lie you tell yourself, in fact, that a strident atheism is helping anyone in this world. no, its just another form of intolerant religious fundamentalism, in fact

    so that's why i say this: if more people read mark twain because we cut out a word considered nasty in today's world, guess what? i'm all for it. they read great literature

    of course some of you consider this horribly wrong. well guess what: your belief that not white washing ugly truths leads to a better world is a pacid lie you tell yourself, and i challenge you to understand that whitewashing the past is actually psychologically normal, and will never stop, and you should just get used to it. not because it is good, not because it is bad. because it just is, and its never going away. its a simple facet of human pscyhology and how we cope with the past: we censor it, as individuals, and as a society

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    1. Re:people prefer placid lies over ugly truths by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      us human beings are weak. we need pleasant lies, pleasant whitewashing and wallpapering over of the ugliness of reality with little pleasant ideas that simply aren't true. look at all of religion. for those of you who mock religion, i simply say that if you removed it in many people's lives, they'd just kill themselves.

      Bullshit. Human beings are taught to be weak. There's no reason people can't learn about the "ugliness of reality," except that others feel they need to be "protected" from it.

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    2. Re:people prefer placid lies over ugly truths by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      everyone has lies they tell themselves to get up in the morning

      because you are blind to your own lies only tells us nothing baout reality, but a lot about yourself. perhaps the lie you tell yourself is a biggie

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    3. Re:people prefer placid lies over ugly truths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm. Then, clearly we should be equally content with/get used to, the ugly, true fact that your views fill me with the urge to do violence to you. C'mere. It's only 'what you should get used to', after all.

  66. Trolls by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    For once the GNAA troll would be on topic on /.

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  67. NewSouth Books, huh? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that name. /. is the only place I've seen it this morning. "New South"... Bigoted and proud, stand tall, Alabama.

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  68. Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sure would be convienient for the elite at the top of the power pyramid if they could magically erase all traces of corruption.

    (Aren't we forgetting about the little fact that government is the most dangerous force that could ever exist and that history has proven this over and over again?)

  69. Wrong headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, neither "injun" nor "nigger" mean the same thing as "slave".
    Second, "nigger", in the context of Huckleberry Finn, is not generally a slur per se. It is simply the common label applied at that time to a particular subset of people based on their race/color -- not substantially different from "negro", "black", or "AfricanAmerican". The word itself is merely a corruption or dialectal variation of the word "negro". Negative connotations of the word derive from the attitudes and intentions of some speakers. One could just as easily inject the same load of bigotry into "AfricanAmerican" or any other race-specific label if one were so inclined.
    Third, it is important for readers to be able see one of the ultimate lessons learned by Huck in the novel -- that a "nigger" is in fact not different from a "person". This misguided censoring of the word serves only to hide that valuable lesson from the reader.

  70. Bowdlerizing's Nothing New by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    So long as the publisher discloses that it is an edited version, it is okay by me. I'll read the original, thank you. But I won't be thought police for anybody else. I can't make a principled distinction between this instance of bowdlerization and my mangling of another artist's creative commons output.

    This is a free speech issue. Tasteless speech should be protected too!

  71. American Culture by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, it's funny, I've heard a lot of folk in this country scrambling about and talking about being exposed to more culture. They want to travel to experience culture. They want to go to art studios to experience culture. They want to speak different languages to learn about more culture. That's a grand and noteworthy goal. However, many of those same people seem to make comments about how shallow and vapid American culture is. As a natural born American, I am damn ashamed to hear that about my country and my culture. We may be a young country, relatively speaking, but we have an incredibly rich culture that is more diverse than most places I've been.

    Our culture involves everything from the Puritans fleeing England up through electing a black president while seeking hope and change. Our country was the first to try the grand social experiment of a democratic republic, based loosely on ideals from the ancient city-state architecture of Greece. Our people developed an entire branch of music known as Jazz. Our people blended with, reproduced with, lived with, and learned from the Native American population that we found here. From them, we learned to place a vast amount of importance on the individual and independence. We learned an appreciation for nature, and the resources it provides (who, before us, had a national forest preservation system?). Our culture includes the blending of numerous ethnic communities into a veritable melting pot of ideas and values. We have Latin folk. We have Gaelic folk. We have Greco-Roman folk. We have Asian folk. We have African folk. We have Slavic folk. We have Native American folk. We have Arab and Persian folk. We have a land made up of a culture that combined the values and ideals of the greatest enemies and contestants from history. American culture was enriched by French folk living next to English folk, by Japanese folk living next to Chinese folk, by Grecian and Italian folk living next to Persian and Arab folk, by African folk learning to live alongside the descendants of their former slave-masters. And you know what? We were and still are stronger for that!

    We have had dark times in our short history, and we will continue to have dark times as time marches on. We had eras dominated by racism. We had eras dominated by sexism. Currently we are trying to end an era dominated by sexual preference intolerance. We have had wars. We have had depressions. We have had Civil Wars where brothers killed brothers and fathers fought their sons. Yeah, we've had some dark times. We ran the Native American population into the ground. But you know what? We learned from those times. We were hardened by those times. We took away great lessons from those times and grew out of them. And we are still growing. Those dark spots in our history are just as important as the American golden ages. Hell, I'd go so far to say that they are even more important, as they forced us to look in the mirror and learn from the ugly visages that gazed back at us. They forced us to change, for the better.

    So now we are supposed to destroy our culture in the name of political correctness? We are supposed to whitewash our history so that we don't hurt anyone's feelings? You know what I think about NewSouth Book's attempt to destroy our culture? I say fuck them! And I can say that word proudly as an American because it is part of our culture, part of our ugly, dirt ridden, blood stained, beautiful, evolving, realistic, free, and loving culture. If I recall correctly, Huck Finn was friends with Nigger Jim. That's a damn important lesson, and the full name is damn important. It showed that a straw-chewing little white boy could be friends with someone that was different to a socially unacceptable level back then. That's a lesson in friendship. That's a lesson in love. And having Nigger Jim be that character's name underscores that lesson every time the name is mentioned. That is something we should preserve, not destroy. That is our culture: a culture of brother- and sisterhood derived from ha

    1. Re:American Culture by Magada · · Score: 1

      Our people blended with, reproduced with, lived with, and learned from the Native American population that we found here

      Surely you mean blended with as in isolated in concentration camps, lived with as in genocided, reproduced with as in raped and learned from as in destroyed the cultural inheritance and stole the cultural artifacts of?

      Other than that, a fine post, sir or madam, and a touching sentiment.

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    2. Re:American Culture by cbdougla · · Score: 1

      +100 Insightful
      +100 Interesting
      +500 for being quite possibly the best post I've ever seen on Slashdot.

      Bravo

    3. Re:American Culture by couchslug · · Score: 1

      American culture isn't vapid, but most Americans are and will remain so. Culture "happens", but takes refinement to appreciate.

      Train the masses to compete in the global workforce, and those who want "culture" can seek it as a hobby.

      Bubba in the trailer park doesn't care about culture and is easily kept happy by bread and circuses, so give him those. He deserves to be ruled by his betters and will be, even if his betters aren't very nice people. Trying to interest the masses in culture is a fools errand.

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    4. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have made this post longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

    5. Re:American Culture by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uh, I agree with your conclusion, but I think you display symptoms of the exact problem you're decrying. Here, let me help you....

      Our country was the first to try the grand social experiment of a democratic republic, based loosely on ideals from the ancient city-state architecture of Greece.

      That would actually be the Romans. You know, the place where the word "Senate" comes from.

      Our people developed an entire branch of music known as Jazz.

      Only if you define "our people" as also consisting of the black people in the 1920s and 1930s - which no one in polite society would admit to at that time. Not to mention that Jazz music was pretty much frowned upon in the US when it got started.

      Our people blended with, reproduced with, lived with, and learned from the Native American population that we found here.

      The primary interaction that Americans had with the locals was killing them. The blending, reproducing and learning from was a small subset thereof.

      From them, we learned to place a vast amount of importance on the individual and independence.

      Nice story, but individualism, self-reliance and independence is already found in the religion of the original settlers: hard-core protestants who believed that success in life was a sign of closeness to god, and hard work a god-approved way of getting there.

      We learned an appreciation for nature, and the resources it provides (who, before us, had a national forest preservation system?)

      That would be the Germans in the 19th century. You can go back even earlier if you look into more exotic places.

      Our culture includes the blending of numerous ethnic communities into a veritable melting pot of ideas and values.

      It's understood that a better analogy is that of a salad bowl. Blending of ethnic communities is rare, and takes a very long time. Just look at the various "-towns" in major cities.

      We have had dark times in our short history, and we will continue to have dark times as time marches on. We had eras dominated by racism. We had eras dominated by sexism. Currently we are trying to end an era dominated by sexual preference intolerance. We have had wars. We have had depressions. We have had Civil Wars where brothers killed brothers and fathers fought their sons. Yeah, we've had some dark times. We ran the Native American population into the ground. But you know what? We learned from those times.

      You sure about that? Because all I see is that we're just making the same stupid mistakes again. Racial profiling a la Japanese Internment act is one large scale gun assault away from happening. A lot of people are clamoring to redo the same mistakes that lead to the Great Depression. I could go on for a while.

      I'd argue that the Golden Ages where never really that golden - maybe gilded for some, but it's been a pretty brutal slog for a lot of people. Again, I agree with your conclusion. I just think you might want to update your data points a bit.

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    6. Re:American Culture by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      As the son of a white man and an Indian woman, I say fuck you.

      Yes, all of those things happened. As the parent stated, they are part of our heritage. They are ugly. But, we learned from them. Recovered from them. Grew stronger as a nation from them.

      If you want to isolate and dwell on them, then there is only one appropriate answer. Fuck you.

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    7. Re:American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Englishman (descendent of slave traders and colonialists), I envy your history and culture as you have rightly depicted it.
      Well done!

    8. Re:American Culture by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1
      Perhaps I should have been a bit more explicit, but I am aware of many of your rebuttal points. When I said the first democratic republic, I meant the first one since the dark ages (since it was a miracle those ideas survived that knowledge blackout at all).

      As for defining our people as black people in the 1920's you're wrong. The roots of Jazz could be found in the South as far back as the 1870's or so. While it was an African-American movement, one of the key elements to the movement being successful was the poetic way the music style managed to portray the struggle of the African-American in a post slavery, white dominated society. Thus, the roots of the movement were due to African-American's American heritage, more so than their African heritage, as African black cultures did not have the brotherhood or experience of coping with slavery in America or a post-slavery society. Thus, I consider Jazz to be part of American culture, not just African-American culture. So referring to Jazz as a product of our people, meaning those of us united under this country, is perfectly legitimate in my opinion.

      I realize that there were massive hostilities between locals and Native American tribes during expansionist eras, but the massive killings and battles waged upon the Native Americans were primarily the product of the federal and state governments, not of the local townspeople. As someone who has grown up in a community very close to the local Native American tribes, I can tell you that their culture has permeated, deeply, into our culture in more ways than we give them credit. If you don't want to acknowledge individual achievement as part of that, then maybe you could look at stoicism, or glibness as values portrayed by the classic Western cowboy archetype as values that we inherited from our Native American brethren. Or, hell, look how popular moccasin style slippers and shoes are and how much turquoise can be found in local jewelry. The point is, many typical values associated with American archetypes were learned from continual interaction with Native Americans.

      I wasn't aware of the German national forest program, thanks for the information.

      While there are definitely ethnically isolated suburbs of major cities, that doesn't mean there hasn't been a melting pot of cultures. Hell, half the folk that I know that have been married in the past five years are in ethnically blended marriages, and those are primarily made up of white kids that grew up in the same small hick town that I did. So yes, there are still isolated pockets of culture, and there is nothing wrong with that. But there is also a lot of blending of culture on a scale we haven't seen before in history, in this country or anywhere else.

      I'd argue that the Golden Ages where never really that golden - maybe gilded for some, but it's been a pretty brutal slog for a lot of people.

      Really? Because to date I haven't met a person that was alive in 1969 that said anything other than, "Man, that was a good year," of course, I haven't met everyone, but the general consensus seems to be, from hardcore Christians to ex-hippies and even a few 'Nam vets that 1969 was pretty damn wonderful for some reason. I also get the feeling that a lot of folk would have declared the early 1900's, under TR, to be a pretty damn golden era. The '90's weren't bad either, though I am not sure you could call them a golden age. All I am trying to get at though, is that while we will always have hardships in this country, that's part of the human condition and exactly what has made us strong, there were definitely some times when our victories had good reason to give us a national buzz. Saying otherwise seems to be little more than deep-rooted cynicism.

    9. Re:American Culture by lennier · · Score: 2

      Our country was the first to try the grand social experiment of a democratic republic, based loosely on ideals from the ancient city-state architecture of Greece.

      That would actually be the Romans. You know, the place where the word "Senate" comes from.

      No, it was the Greeks who invented the word "democracy", and the Romans who then conquered them and took their stuff, including politics, maths and religion.

      Except the grand old classical Graeco-Roman democracy was perfectly fine with basing the entire economy on slaves, conquest and crucifixion of political dissidents, so... probably not the best example of a shining city on the hill, really.

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    10. Re:American Culture by Magada · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not my nation (mine's fucked up in other ways and anyway it's old enough that some of the ugly stuff really is so old that no-one actually cares anymore; you care).

      I learned about all this cowboys-and-indians stuff from world history books (required reading in my third-world country's educational system). I have no horse in this race and neither did those who educated me.

      It's known in the psychiatric profession that the kids of Holocaust survivors grew into screwed-up and unhappy adults because their parents suffered from PTSD. Now it's becoming apparent that even the third generation has inherited a burden of pain.

      I was not suggesting that institutionalized rape and genocide happened in America within living memory and I apologize if it sounded that way, although it was unintentional.

      I hate to suggest this, but maybe your own attitude isn't all "learn, recover, grow"? What I know about USians suggests that you may have had some difficulty with racists and bigots growing up and it may have soured you some.

      This genocide stuff is hard, ugly and evil and doesn't dilute all that easily, not for the victims, not for the perpetrators. A positive attitude helps, but so does talking to others in your situation. Have you tried that?

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    11. Re:American Culture by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pop-psych analysis, but the only problem I have is with clueless slashdotters with no first-hand knowledge running down my country by claiming that it has a history that is any more violent than any other. If all the information you have is what you learned from a third-world country's educational system, then consider yourself as uninformed as the typical MSNBC sycophant.

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  72. And now a word from the author... by PinchDuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

  73. The Most Important Book in American Literature by crunchygranola · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... by American's greatest writer ... and we can't let the kids read what he actually wrote.

    If the can't handle "nigger" then they aren't ready to read the story.

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    1. Re:The Most Important Book in American Literature by c0lo · · Score: 1

      ... by American's greatest writer ... and we can't let the kids read what he actually wrote.

      If the can't handle "nigger" then they aren't ready to read the story.

      Even scarier than this? They'll never be.

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    2. Re:The Most Important Book in American Literature by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I remember "reading" books at school. The process generally involved either different students being asked to read a few paragraphs in turn or the teacher reading a passage and there being some debate or there being a set number of pages to read for homework. In no case did the process involve giving a crap about what we were reading. Actually experiencing the book was only something that I came to do in my adult life, when I re-read "to kill a mockingbird" etc. and was engaged enough to enjoy it. I'm not sure that I would have re-read it if I had not learned about it in school and remembered some vague details.
      My point is that perhaps school is not so much meant for loading kinds with information, but rather to expose them to something that they should take an initiative to learn about for themselves.
      It seems to me that this new edition might have some success there, and in some ways makes the original language more powerful as the teacher can make the re-wording a talking point. I think on balance that this particular case of censorship will do more good than harm because, as others have commented, "context is everything"

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  74. NPR interview from yesterday by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    I listened to the "author's" interview yesterday on NPR. Besides the fact that he came off as a jerk, I couldn't argue with his logic. Lots of parents get in a huff about the language and he simply wanted to introduce a cleaned up version that would make the book more accessible. The same way R-rated movies are edited down for TV broadcasts.

    And, I also see how this can ruin context. One of my favorites from the 80s was a movie called "Once Bitten." The main character's friends try to forcibly check his inner thigh for a vampire bite in a high school shower. This causes a stampede of jocks running out screaming "fags in the shower!" Of course, this scene is massacred by editing on TV (and who would ever rent the unedited version?), so this scene has probably lost context for 99% of viewers forever.

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    1. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      he simply wanted to introduce a cleaned up version that would make the book more accessible

      i.e., sell more copies

    2. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of parents get in a huff about the language

      You can't argue with this heinous shit? You're clearly not trying very hard.

      Accommodating bat-shit crazy 'parents' and the imps they hand up to the world is the reason our 'education system' is producing ignorant and incompetent idiots. Public policy need not be twisted to accommodate fools.

      Any parent upset by this 'language' needs to be relieved of their parenting responsibilities and restrained from having any further contact with children for the remainder of their natural lives. Making history politically correct is fucking evil. It's not 'unfortunate' or ill advised; it's a god-damn crime and these self-loathing, nanny-state revisionists need to be imprisoned for corrupting history, literature and education.

      Reply here should you need further assistance coming up with an argument.

    3. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by JehosaPhat · · Score: 1

      Good point in first paragraph. . . . .But, personally I am not impressed with the 'accessibility' argument. In fact, THAT is exactly what bothers me.

      If, on the path to making something more accessible, it loses the essence and true character of the original, then there is NO reason to make it more accessible. In fact, arguably, it does a disservice to future generations.

      I would rather see the book in it's entirety become more rare, harder to find, less accessible than to see a 'Readers Digest' version become the de facto standard, accessible and easy-to-find. In a generation or so (maybe even less time) the sanitized version will become the version that society-at-large is familiar with, and in fact may even lose sight that this is NOT the original. Only the fringe will even know that there is another version, and that to find it will require a trip to ebay resellers.

      While I am not a Disney apologist, I am reminded of a somewhat similar decision Disney made a few years ago. I do not agree with the decision they made to PULL copies of 'Song of The South', but I am happy that they did that INSTEAD of reissuing that movie as a sanitized version. By completely pulling it from all marketing channels, the movie today has a notoriety that it would not have if it had been edited and re-released. While I have not recently seen this movie (since I first saw it about 45 years ago), I may be wrong about it's content. My recollection of it, though, is that the main narrator of the tales (these are all Bre'r Rabbit/Bre'r Fox/Bre'r Bear tales) was an amiable, friendly, and wise elderly black character, probably a slave. I saw this movie as a child, and my recollection of it was that this was one smart dude, even though not schooled, he was a master story teller, and could focus right in on the morals and key points of these tales.

      That is what counts, and that is what I remember of that movie. I remember a character with moral fiber, who is smart, funny, positive, and just seemed to be fun to be around (kind of like the chimney sweeper (Dick Van Dyke) character in the Mary Poppins movie.)

      If they had sanitized this character, and re-released it, most viewers would not even realize that there was an original, and that the intent of the original was lost to the mainstream. . . . . .

    4. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by puto · · Score: 1

      And oddly enough the black sheriff from Blazing Saddles, played a gay man servant.

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    5. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.

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    6. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by Opyros · · Score: 1

      That was actually Bowdler's argument for publishing his "Family Shakespeare": at least, with the censorship, children could read Shakespeare, and when they were older they would perhaps want to read the uncensored plays.

    7. Re:NPR interview from yesterday by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I'm the last to defend the Sanctity of "Porky's 2", but it had an even worse continuity problem caused by editing. When shown on network TV (???) there was a scene that was so racy it was removed entirely, and all references to a certian male anatomical part replaced by "finger". That led to a bizzare scene where one teacher is angrilly demanding a manhunt for the owner of the "finger" while everyone else in the room is making "finger" jokes and laughing themselves sick.

      Perhaps it wasn't a very worthwhile artistic vision, but the censorship completely destroyed it nonetheless.

  75. awesome by Is0m0rph · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the children will only here the word nigger 219 times in their favorite rap song.

    1. Re:awesome by TheL0ser · · Score: 1
      219 times, assuming a 4 minute song, is about 55 per minute, or roughly one every second.

      I think you're underestimating it.

  76. Talk about a one sided article... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 1

    There isn't even an air of unbiased or objective statements. Editing it is, censorship it isn't. In today's society, it is true the words can get in the way of teaching a potentially important book. Words like "injun" and "nigger", especially with young people could totally distract from the larger issue and with the sensitivity schools do have (irrespective of individual teachers) around, good teachers might not take up the book for fear.

    I see this as a tool to make a decent and important book be able to be taught in classes. Not some sort of "whitewashing" of history. The book is in the public domain, people will always be free to access the original work and I would think that Mark Twain would be happy, given today's society, of allowing the edits.

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    1. Re:Talk about a one sided article... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      so, sidestepping this issue to focus on other aspects of the book? I can see that in a practical sense.

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  77. Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (The following is a true anecdote that has happened to me when I was younger)

    I was once asked in high school to write a short story about a man murdering an Arab in France in 1960 when there were strong racist sentiments against Arabs among the French population. The story had to be narrated from the perspective of an eye witness.
    For the purpose of authenticity, I made the eye witness telling the story a French racist. I made the narrator use racist speech and express racist opinions such as referring to the Arab victim as "that dog" and expressing approval about the murder. I tried not to over-do it though, otherwise it would not have sounded natural.
    The teacher asked us all to read to the entire class what we had written. When my turn came and after I was done reading I realized my classmates were just staring at me as if I had just punched someone in the face in the middle of the classroom. I expected most of them would not understand the point of the racism in my story, but I did not think they would be so stunned. I think some of them must even have thought I was actually racist.
    Anyway, they were shocked... and the teacher gave me the maximum mark.

    When I tell this anecdote to people, many don't understand why the narrator had to be racist. People usually tell me I had no need to make a racist narrator and what I did was wrong. I try to explain that racism was not only important in 1960 France but also a central element to the story and the murder. If I had not placed racism in my story, I would have missed an important part of the setting. But no matter how I explain it, a lot of people just don't get it. My teacher did, obviously (as the mark suggests).

    Context is everything. You can't write a story set in a period of strong racism and pretend racism doesn't exist. I you want to be authentic, you need to face the facts. And if you're not authentic, your work is bad. Art in particular needs full immunity against political correctness.
    But ignoring racism when authenticity requires it is one thing. It only makes your art bad.
    It's a whole other thing to retroactively censor literature, particularly if it's so old it's not just considered popular culture but also historical. Now THAT is offensive.

    1. Re:Context by pclminion · · Score: 2

      Huck Finn wasn't just a story set in a period of strong racism, it was WRITTEN in a period of strong racism. I really doubt that Mark Twain intended to convey any deep meaning by using the word "nigger" -- it was just one of the words one could choose from when describing certain people. The fact that the word is charged with intense meaning in modern times is not something Twain would have anticipated. So you can make an argument that the word actually distracts from what Twain intended to communicate.

      In a way the same thing is happening with the Bible -- there have been numerous attempts to reword the Bible in modern language to remove anachronisms and make the meaning easier to grasp without wading through obsolete language. Is that censorship or is it more like porting software to a different architecture?

    2. Re:Context by audubon · · Score: 2

      Albert Camus? Is that you?

    3. Re:Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Racism against arabs is still a problem nowadays here in France, as you may be aware. But still, glad to read your comment...

    4. Re:Context by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. Next thing you'll be telling me is that they didn't speak modern English 2000 years ago.

    5. Re:Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you found a teacher that shares your racist values.

    6. Re:Context by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like The Cure's song, "Killing an Arab".

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    7. Re:Context by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like The Cure's song, "Killing an Arab".

      Which was inspired by The Stranger written by Albert Camus.
      Apropos to the topic, Robert Smith was compelled to bowdlerize this song for later performances.

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  78. Politically Correct by FatSean · · Score: 1

    This is just more PC nonsense.

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  79. so what about my copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if a school has a copy of the sanitized version and my kid takes my dirty old politically insensitive version to school and one of his friends reads over his shoulder --- what then?

  80. Self sensored e-books? by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

    That's clbuttic.

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  81. Hitler tried to make your vision possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Convincing yourself that you're a better person can actually MAKE you better.

    Hitler tried to make your world happen too. Really! He really tried. After all, if all the jews were dead, and polish, russians and other slavs were always happy to be slaves, wouldn't the world be happier? After all, everything that was bad with Germany was because of the jews so if you erase them from history, only good must remain?

    And no, I am not trolling. Hitler was a maniac enough that he believed he was doing a good thing...

    Now get real. People don't live peaceful lives. They tolerate each other for their own good. That's it. Without society and laws, we degenerate to Somalia level tribal conflict. Hate politicians all you like, but you can see the same story again and again and again in Africa. After the "administrators" leave and country is "handed back" to inexperienced politicians, it gets completely fucked up. Examples would be Somalia, Rwanda, Zimbabwe, Ivory Coast, even South Africa is in decline. There are many others..

    Keep living in your delusion if you want, but keep praying that everyone around you does not. It's like vaccination - you don't need to get it as long as 80+% of people around you are immunized.

  82. what the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    When will the PC police just fucking stop. I'm by no means a racist, but butchering an American classic like this is wrong on so many levels. For one, replacing "injun" with "slave" makes no fucking sense. And "nigger" with "slave"?? Are they implying that all Native and African Americans were slaves? Oh, and then there's this little gem:

    ...editing and censoring the book so that schools and parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but part of the reason we read this book in school was to gain a realistic insight as to how things were back in those days. Lets face it, racism was rampant (not to mention accepted by society) back in those days. It sucks, but that's just the way things were. If schools don't want their students exposed to this "torturous history of racism and slavery in the United States of America" and keep them in some sort of feel-good alternate universe, then they have the choice not to subject their students to reading it. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.

  83. Because when you're ashamed of your past... by eepok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because when you're ashamed of your past, it's probably best to just change it. Why bother with educating people who read about your past (telling them about ways you and your people have changed) when you can just deceive them from the start?

  84. Gay nigger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing is, this being Slashdot and all. Jim was the original gay nigger.

    Before you mod me into oblivion, hear me out.

    The relationship between Jim and Huck was very close. It has been regarded by some critics as a homosexual one.

    And since the GNAA is one of the trolls around here, its funny.

  85. Star Trek V by tekrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll bet you're wondering what the heck one of the worst Star Trek movies ever has to do with the censoring of Huck Finn.

    Well, I'll tell you.

    In Star Trek V, there's a guy wandering about trying to remove everyone's "pain", and in doing so, he converts them to his particular cult because they feel so "healed" by the removal of the pain. But it's a sham.

    Kirk correctly points out that "I need my pain. It makes me who I am."

    And here we are as a society trying to do the same thing: remove something we consider painful. In the hope that we'll somehow be "healed". But it's a sham. We need our pain, it's what makes us what we are. It's what keeps our society in check. And as usual, the big-brother committee, in true "Brazil" fashion, has targeted a word, and not the real problem. Changing a word doesn't change race relations in the USA, nor does it excise xenophobia.

    If anything it points out the ridiculousness of nanny-state-ism, just as much as Frank Gorshin's portrayal of a man who is black on the right side, who despises a man who is black on the left side. It's too bad our society learned nothing from Star Trek. Poor Gene. He tried so hard to explain. But nobody listened.

     

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    1. Re:Star Trek V by squizzar · · Score: 1

      A bit like editing the twin towers out of a load of movies? To allow bad things to control you is foolish, to forget them is shameful, but to ignore them is just stupid.

    2. Re:Star Trek V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk's original line was censored. He was supposed to say 'penis'.

  86. What comes along the word by hwk_br · · Score: 1

    A good friend told me the word is not important, but what comes after it. He didn't mind calling him nigger, but he DID mind calling him nigger son of a b$#&*... I have that book, btw...

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  87. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    What was about burning books of fiction, this is about actual historical facts (or as close as we can get to that).

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  88. Dumb ourselves down some? by tkprit · · Score: 1

    Ouch no. That's like having anti-virus and not using it.

    I DO think we learn from our mistakes. If you "white out" the ugly parts of our past, which happened *naturally* (that is, not some conspiracy by a few evil overlords, but a subconscious, collective decision to enslave people based on race), it's doomed to happen again. And I'm not just talking about American slavery; slavery has been pretty much everywhere. (And still is, just under nicer-sounding names, imo.)

    There have always been wars, but I think we're fighting them more responsibly now. Heh, countries tend to consult with the U.N. first (note the 'heh') — international relations would take a giant step backwards without that kind of mega-diplomacy. And I think American policy re: Afghanistan IS tempered by our war in Vietnam. ~~I wish we weren't STILL in Afghanistan; or at least that we would have focused on Afghanistan and left Iraq out of it; but at least it seems the U.S. is treading more thoughtfully so we don't end up in another Vietnam.

    There haven't been any more Nagasakis and Hiroshimas; there've been anti-nuclear treaties; nations are learning to get on. New problems popped up ('terrorists'), but we'll learn to deal with that, too. It's like a growing process.

    And that's why we have to keep Twain's Huck Finn in its original, and let kids know that even genius authors (and the fathers of our country, etc) were not infallible, and that none of us are impervious to making the same mistakes again.

  89. A Word about the New South edition... by mitchplanck · · Score: 1
    A Word About the New South Edition...

    A new edition of Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, forthcoming from NewSouth Books in mid-February, does more than unite the companion boy books in one volume, as the author had intended. It does more even than restore a passage from the Huckleberry Finn manuscript that first appeared in Twain’s Life on the Mississippi and was subsequently cut from the work upon publication.

    In a bold move compassionately advocated by Twain scholar Dr. Alan Gribben and embraced by NewSouth, Mark Twain’s Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn also replaces two hurtful epithets that appear hundreds of times in the texts with less offensive words, this intended to counter the “preemptive censorship” that Dr. Gribben observes has caused these important works of literature to fall off curriculum lists nationwide.

    In presenting his rationale for publication, eloquently developed in the book’s introduction, Dr. Gribben discusses the context of the racial slurs Twain used in these books. He also remarks on the irony of the fact that use of such language has caused Twain’s books to join the ranks of outdated literary classics Twain once humorously defined as works “which people praise and don’t read.”

    At NewSouth, we saw the value in an edition that would help the works find new readers. If the publication sparks good debate about how language impacts learning or about the nature of censorship or the way in which racial slurs exercise their baneful influence, then our mission in publishing this new edition of Twain’s works will be more emphatically fulfilled.

    Learn more about Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn and read an excerpt from the introduction at www.newsouthbooks.com/twain. See also a feature story on the volume by Marc Shultz at Publishers Weekly.

  90. We censor stuff all the time. by shadowrat · · Score: 2

    We censor profanity on tv and in songs all the time. Sure, some people think it's some kind of totalitarian measure of control, but really it doesn't hurt much.

    However, does the radio edit of Gold Digger (with "nigger" removed) work as well as the explicit version? I actually don't think it does. It's kind of absurd to compare Kanye to Mark Twain, but if a message is diluted or lost from something as insignificant as that song, the loss is even greater in a classic like Huck Finn.

    Further one of the main points of the book is that Jim is a good man. He's the best person Huck and Tom meet and Twain wants you to know that society treats him like crap.

    Slave clearly doesn't carry the same weight as Nigger otherwise it wouldn't be considered more sanitary. The concept of inserting that word only dulls the edge of what is a scathing social commentary that's right in line with the views of the people who want to remove the word. It's pretty much irony that they would do this.

    1. Re:We censor stuff all the time. by Arker · · Score: 1

      We censor profanity on tv and in songs all the time.

      I am really going to have to take exception to the word "we" here. I certainly have not and would not do such a thing.

      I suspect what you mean is that the powers that control TV and radio in the U.S.A. do this all the time. That would be correct. The UK has a similar practice, but generally speaking it's not something you expect from a developed, secular country. If by "we" you mean the readers of slashdot, you should realise that many of us do live in developed, secular countries and this isnt something 'we' do. It's something we would expect to happen in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

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    2. Re:We censor stuff all the time. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      but really it doesn't hurt much.

      Lots of things don't "hurt much" but still shouldn't be done. An example would censoring any and all insults and violence on television. You could probably leave that to your imagination, but it would be annoying and useless, right? That said, it also wouldn't "hurt much" if they just stopped censoring the words.

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    3. Re:We censor stuff all the time. by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      We censor profanity on tv and in songs all the time.

      Yes, but do we change one word to another? No, we bleep the word. The censorship becomes obvious.

      If offensive words were blanked out as "i---n" and "n----r" and this was explained in a foreword as intended to reduce the immediate negative impact of the words "injun" and "nigger", and invited thought and discussion of the word's weight and meaning, back then and today, then I'd actually think that could be valuable teaching tool. At the very least, the original words would still be there in the text, obscured, but accessible.

      But quietly changing the words to other ones, that changes their meaning, their intent, and therefore the work itself. It's surreptitious revisionism, cowardly and subversive, and I find that sort of thing repulsive.

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  91. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

    Are the democrats or the republicans the witches this time? I can never keep up with who to hate anymore :(

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  92. Can we drop the censorship label for now? by Anarchist+Quaker · · Score: 1

    It's not actually censorship until a particular body (such as a school or library) decides to make the new version the only acceptable one. Until then, it's a publisher making an edited version available to consumers (a horrible version, to be sure, but there it is). For now, though we're all free to choose to not read this new edition.

  93. It's not the classic if it's been changed by noidentity · · Score: 1

    [the publisher] will be editing and censoring the book so that so that schools and parents might provide their children the ability to study the classic

    It's not the classic if it's been changed.

  94. this really happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the 90s, I was living in a small town in Oklahoma; the courthouse was being renovated. In removing some really cheesy wood paneling, it was discovered that said paneling had covered up the "Whites Only" and "Coloreds Only" signs over various restrooms and drinking fountains.

    The white folks were embarrassed, and wanted the signs removed post-haste.

    But quite a few black folks -- including those who had been active in Civil Rights stuff in the 50s and 60s -- wanted them left in place as a reminder of how things had once been. They thought it was an important part of their history (and whitey's history) and shouldn't just be discarded, and forgotten.

  95. Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all forms of derogatory words used to refer to or describe white people, asians, hispanics,pacific islanders, middle easterners, or any other race, creed, etc must be also stripped from all literature and music lyrics and replaced with PC language. After all, it should be made fair for everyone.

  96. The Heart of Darkness by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Joseph Conrad, you're next.

  97. for e-reader users by nimbius · · Score: 1

    i wrote a script to unlock the original content in the book!

    s/slave/nigger/g

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  98. Padded cell more appropriate by noidentity · · Score: 1

    People who are offended to this degree by certain sounds and combinations of letters would be much better off in a nice white padded cell. They aren't even offended by particular uses of these words, rather the words themselves. So they are fine with books describing violence and murder, but not ones that have words like nigger in them, regardless of the context.

  99. Of course, by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

    I prefer to read Huckleberry Finn in the original Klingon text.

  100. "Slave" is a different ethnic insult by hessian · · Score: 1

    Origin:
    1250–1300; Sclvus Slav, so called because Slavs were commonly enslaved in the early Middle Ages; see Slav

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slave

    So now they're insulting everyone of Slavic (eastern European except Hungary, Slovenia and Czech republic) heritage.

  101. Censorship has only a limited scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship like this only affects two major classes of people: dumbasses, and children of dumbasses. The latter, if they are smart, go forth and read the original uncensored work when they leave the influence of their dumbass parents.

  102. Not censorship (have a little perspective!) by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    Censorship is a state-imposed publication ban, or requirement for alteration.

    This is just some publishing company making a modified version of something in the public domain.

    They are not interfering with anyone's ability to read the original.

    Thanks to Project Gutenberg, anyone can download The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and publish their own version.

    If you don't like what some obscure publisher in Alabama is doing, make a HTML version in which racial slurs are in large, colored font, and put it on your web site in protest.

    1. Re:Not censorship (have a little perspective!) by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      You're incorrect. Technically, censorship can be employed by someone other than the government. There is no doubt in my mind, however, that the worst form of censorship is typically employed by a government entity, but all I'm trying to state is that this still can be considered censorship (and again, it's fortunate that you still have access to uncensored versions).

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    2. Re:Not censorship (have a little perspective!) by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      No, seriously, censorship is when you say something other than your natural inclination due to the expected response from another party.

      When Rockstar takes Hot Coffee out of GTA San Andreas because Wal Mart won't carry it with an 18 rating it's censorship.

      When you tell your boss "I'm worried that we don't have enough time available to complete the project" instead of "you cockface, we're working 80 hour weeks because you can't project manage for shit and your enormous ego won't let you change the timeline" you're censoring yourself.

      Government censorship is merely censorship imposed by the government. There are a million other kinds.

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    3. Re:Not censorship (have a little perspective!) by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      But the publisher will sell it to the school system. Censorship by the state accomplished.

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  103. When I heard this stupidity by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I counted four. Then I swore.

  104. Yet another Gov't lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is yet another example of the United States government changing history and lieing to its people.

    The new 1984 is 2011.

  105. Re:better than Fox News by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

    Why is it so common to bash FOX News but not MSNBC, which is every bit as biased/bad? I was watching Rachel Maddow online and couldn't help noticing she talks about the Republicans the same way the KKK talks about blacks. I used to like Rachel, but this past month of shows was like an alternate hate-filled version (maybe she's bitter about losing the House).

    NBC is also guilty of doctoring a video showing a Black man carrying a rifle, to make it appear that it was "white racists" who want to "execute the president". Woah. First class propaganda.

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  106. I'm offended! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take offense to your post for using the word 'denigration' (which contains the word 'nigra').

  107. Not quite... by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Yes, it only needs an old man in the sky to make the delusion perfect.

    Ironic you should say that when the largest monotheistic religion in the world teaches precisely the opposite of the GP about human nature.

    The GP's posts are laughable to Christians because they resemble a flower-child version of the pharisees' arguments. Jesus responded to them that even as they obeyed most of the law, they missed the point by acting without justice, mercy or humility. According to Jesus, "the old man in the sky" actually doesn't look favorably on the "good works" of men and women who act that way.

  108. Sure-fire way to continue racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to censor it

  109. Gay Slave Association of America by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our PR group has been hard at work!

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    In an attempt to revive the United States economy an attack was planned by the same strategists that successfully executed 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. To minimize collateral damage against voting citizens, which keep Haliburton, the United States controlling body of the Bilderberg Group, in power; black American citizens were targeted. Again.

    InfoWars, in conjunction with the GSAA Black Ops Division have been working on project Shield-A-Slave for the past 2 years. The project has deployed over 2500 operatives that have been recruited from the GSAA Youth League. These operatives have been placed in nearly every Wal-Mart store across America in defense of our black brothers.

    On the night of 20th March 2010, a brave operative sacrificed himself in defense of our black citizens. When he was informed of a plot to harm black shoppers at the Wal-Mart he was stationed at, he calmly asked the black shoppers to leave that Wal-Mart.

    According to the police, the boy picked up a public-address telephone in the Wal-Mart in Washington Township, one of two dozen accessible to the store’s customers, and said, "All black people, leave the store now." This heroic act saved 73 black people that were shopping in store at the time.

    Swift retribution was brought upon the brave soul and he was arrested. Media hype was then focused on the boy as to deflect focus from the failed terrorist attempt. This was done by the same media spin group that has minimized the impact of the Full Body Scanner Project, which is funded by Wal-Mart.

    About Wal-Mart:

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    About InfoWars:

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    1. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by lgw · · Score: 2

      OK, this is hilarious in context. I wonder how many /.ers these days have ever seen a GNAA troll, and can get the joke?

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    2. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by Shakrai · · Score: 2

      Oh c'mon mods, this isn't flamebait. At least toss him a few funny mods.

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    3. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, flamebait and funny, just whadda karma docta callz fo!

    4. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Mod grandparent +5,troll

    5. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not comfortable with the term "gay". Can you please change it to "alternatively sexualitied person"?

    6. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      I am fully comfortable with gay, and I am trisexual (TM).

    7. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not the same person who posts excerpts from the "Turner Diaries"? It kinda has a similar vibe... off-topic, but somehow seems like it fits.. not sure if it's a joke or merely masquerading as a joke...

      What's a GNAA troll?

    8. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by cosm · · Score: 1

      WIN!

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    9. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      wait wait, what? TRI-sexual? so what, you like guys, girls, and what, sheep?

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    10. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by Lotharus · · Score: 1

      What's a GNAA troll?

      You really don't know? You posted AC so I can't see your user number.. I presume it has a great many digits.

      Kids these days...

    11. Re:Gay Slave Association of America by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      Goats

  110. Project Gutenberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness the original text is freely available on project gutenberg ( http://www.gutenberg.org/files/76/76-h/76-h/76-h.htm ).

  111. Re:better than Fox News by magarity · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'd have just changed it to "Democrat".

    Hey now, there's no need for that kind of language.

  112. Derivative Work from a Book in the Public Domain by liryon · · Score: 1

    I am perfectly fine with NewSouth Books changing words in Huckleberry Finn. Huckleberry Finn is in the public domain and therefore all are free to create derivative works from it. Once they change the words in the book, however, the work they create is no longer Huckleberry Finn. It is a derivative work of fiction based on Huckleberry Finn; it should be required to be marked and marketed as such. It is not the original book, and it's title should ambiguously confirm this fact, such that the buyer is not confused. It is in their self interest to do so; if buyers are confused as to if they are buying the original book, Huckleberry Finn, or the derivative work, they may mistakenly purchase the book they did not intend to purchase. This could cause lost sales for NewSouth Books. Given this clear information the market will determine if the original or derivative work is more popular. (One would hope the original work wins out in the market of course, for the betterment of society). If they intend to deceive the buyer by calming that the book they publish is actually Huckleberry Finn, then they should be admonished and prevented from doing so, as such actions are harmful to society.

  113. Obligatory by groslyunderpaid · · Score: 1

    Nigger

  114. Where is the GNAA when we really need them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not giving to them any more.

  115. as a principle by valugi · · Score: 0

    Limit or control the access to the book if you really want, but don't censor the book which is a product of their time. Is like censoring the Babylonian clay plates because the make offers to other gods than yours. This is wrong on many levels and mainly for going away from what was the reality of 19th century.

  116. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by omnichad · · Score: 1

    The staff of Fox News this time, I believe.

  117. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "When a child picks up the text of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and reads the word "nigger" I want them to take offense."

    Ok, I have to ask...do that many people out there find the word nigger to be so horribly offensive?

    I mean, I know a great number of black people find the word offensive (although strangely enough usually only if a non-black person uses it, they often call themselves niggers in everyday conversation), but do people of other colors find the term to be THAT offensive?

    Granted, I'm a bit older, and the word was not as bad a four letter words to use. Sure, you didn't shout the word nigger when in company of black people, but in every day conversation, the word was used as a general term for black people...not as a term for putting them down, but that was just the word you used. Growing up, I pretty much thought it was just the usual regional difference in terminology. You hear negro up north, and nigger or nigra as my grandmother used to say it in the south.

    I live in the south, and in general, when not in a the presence of black people, the term is still used freely as a synonym for a black person. And no...this is not a bunch of mouth breathing, uneducated rednecks. On the contrary, they are from all walks of life, and most that I am speaking off first knowledge of, are wealthy, well educated and often in places of power (yes, even governmental).

    Maybe I'm answering my own question...maybe the degree of "offense" is regional too.

    For the record...I'm just not offended by much of ANY language. It is, after all, just a bunch of words.

    I don't feel any more offense from words like: idiot, cunt, skin flute, fuckwad, wankel rotary engine, trapazoid, mongolian cluster fuck any more than I do the word nigger.

    Words are words.

    Revising history, however...is a bad concept.

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  118. Wait, you've got them all wrong. by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

    There's no N-word connection here. Fox News is merely pointing out that Obama is, by birth, a member of a frightening and poorly understood culture* with a historical reason to bear a grudge against the typical Fox viewer*, and that as a member of that culture, he might use his office to empower his people* at the typical Fox viewer's expense.

    * [wink, wink]

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  119. He's Mark Twain Dammit. by Gunkerty+Jeb · · Score: 1

    How arrogant must one be to think they have the authority to censor Mark Twain? Albert Bigelow Paine tried by releasing a bastardized version of The Mysterious Stranger, but that was forgivable as Twain died writing that novella.

  120. As Long As... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    As long as the original version also remains available under the same terms or better, and as long as the censored version has a large DISCLAIMER at the beginning explaining what changes were made and why they were made, then let the people choose. It is, after all (to the author's great regret) in the Public Domain.

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  121. And the Constitution No Longer refers to Slavery.. by careysub · · Score: 1

    In the Republican reading of it on the House floor today that is.

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  122. Newspeak? by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 1

    Nobody else saw fit to mention the eerie similarity between the publisher's name, Newsouth, and the Newspeak language from 1984? When I first saw this story, I thought "Newsouth" was a joke.

  123. Whitewashing History by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    In the last few months I have read numerous Jack London and Henry Rider Haggard novels and the prevalence of racism is frequent and shocking to modern sensibilities. On the one hand it angers me but on the other it helps you really understand how deeply rooted racism was even in popular literature. Censoring those works would impair the ability of future generation to really understand what the world was like at that time.

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  124. Public Domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMO, this just demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of copyright among the general public in the US. When a book falls out of copyright, it is in the public domain. That means the book can be edited and re-released in pretty much any way you want. Contrary to popular mis-conception, this does not detract from the original. The original version is easily available to anyone who is interested. I could make and publish a version of Huck Finn that replaces every other word with the N word, and it would have no effect on the original work.

    Unfortunately, we have been ingrained with this idea that there is only a single copy of any idea (book, art, software, etc) and any changes to that idea can only come from the intellectual property holder. The reality is that changing ideas often strengthen the original idea. In this case releasing an edited version of Huck Finn will probably cause more people to read the original than a more direct campaign to teach the original in schools.

    1. Re:Public Domain by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Nobody is disputing the legal right to make the edit. Nevertheless, it's still fraudulent to pass off an edit as the original.

  125. Stupid. by ReederDa · · Score: 1

    Seriously. All that this will really accomplish is to further hide away the history of the United States. Shouldn't children be able to learn about this, to know the True history of our country?

  126. oblig 1984 reference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Forbes Blog speculates that e-readers could provide us this service automatically.

    Exactly why I fear the convenience of e-books. They're so easy, wonderful: you can have a full library with you at all times.

    But it's 1984 for real this time.

    Remember, the theme of 1984 isn't best summarized by "Big Brother is Watching You!".
    It's best summarized by "Thoughtcrime is death".

  127. Now you've done it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google searches for slave+nigger will hit Slashdot on the top 10 for the next few days!

  128. Bowdler by cowtamer · · Score: 1
  129. Cut off the telling analogy in the Twain quote by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    "The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter--'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning."

  130. The plot is thicker than that... by niftymitch · · Score: 0

    The plot is thicker than that... All the new versions will have NEW copyrights and will constitute and establish a "method" to ban the distribution of free works from history and generate an income stream often mandated by school reading lists.

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  131. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by lgw · · Score: 1

    And yet, that guy threatened to burn books because it was offensive (and thus a good way to attention-whore). That was a poor example of someone who thought it legitimate to burn books as a form of censorship.

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  132. It would have been better .... by teeloo · · Score: 1

    to just black out the word instead.

  133. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How nice that you don't take offense to words you use to describe others. Too bad you don't understand why these words are offensive or even try to elevate yourself beyond what you were taught.

    It's good that shit floats or you would have drowned by now.

  134. Re:And the Constitution No Longer refers to Slaver by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    since the Republicans freed the slaves, they have the right to do so!

  135. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think the rewrite was done by conservatives? Check your premises, and the degree to which they cause you to jump to unfounded conclusions.

  136. He who controls the past, controls the future by trevc · · Score: 1

    1984 - George Orwell

  137. What's more racist? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    A white person using the word 'nigger' or being told he can't use it because he's white?

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  138. Namespace? by sootman · · Score: 1

    Does the word "slave" appear in the book anywhere? Will they change that to "unpaid worker" or something? I'm sure there's a line like "Old slave Jim was a slave..." which will now make no sense.

    Ooh! Idea! Slave -> Marklar. Or maybe Smurf.

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  139. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell you what.

    Try calling a group of black people niggers.

    See how much longer you live in the south.

  140. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by ignavusinfo · · Score: 0

    I live in the south, and in general, when not in a the presence of black people, the term is still used freely as a synonym for a black person. And no...this is not a bunch of mouth breathing, uneducated rednecks. On the contrary, they are from all walks of life, and most that I am speaking off first knowledge of, are wealthy, well educated and often in places of power (yes, even governmental).

    "They" may be well educated and wealthy, but "they" are also bigots. If it's not offensive, why only "when not in a the presence of black people"? What are you all afraid of?

    The "it's only a word" non-argument only makes sense if the words don't have meaning. Once they're stand-ins for concepts they're no longer "just words." Didn't you learn anything about semiotics in school?

  141. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Hm... Your experience seems to be different from mine. I grew up in Lower Alabama in the 1960s, and the infamous "n word" was considered something "not for polite company." Granted, lots of "company" was not "polite", but that word was generally used in the same sorts of company as George Carlin's Seven Words, lewd jokes, etc.

    Some older people (older than my parents) were more free with their use of the word.

  142. Who cares? by hurfy · · Score: 1

    As much as every loves the copyright arguements here....

    It is old enough anyone should be able to make an edited version as long as it is labeled as such. I'd be pissed if i bought it thinking it is what he wrote. As long as the original is (or could be) available it isnt even censorship. I imagine it will have a foreword or something saying what a wonderful thing the editor did tho...

    This was gonna be a wonderful long comment full of insight to change the world but this chat box is annoying the hell outta me, i have a 8088 computer that types faster :O

  143. re Citation Provided by jelizondo · · Score: 2

    Watch this TED Talk and ask the your question again, but of yourself.

    This is happening now, TODAY, not one or two hundred years ago...

    Are the Americans ready to honor the treaties their government signed or are they continue to ask: "What? It was only the effective way to win by conquest."

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    1. Re:re Citation Provided by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Treaties and law don't empower the winners. Life is an endless struggle for power and wealth. If they can be got the methods do not matter, and our current fetish for law is but window dressing.

      One day, we will lose and a fit replacement will conquer. The idea that the few decades since WWII invalidate the lessons of thousands of years of human history is silly and vain in the extreme.

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    2. Re:re Citation Provided by lennier · · Score: 3, Funny

      Treaties and law don't empower the winners. Life is an endless struggle for power and wealth. If they can be got the methods do not matter, and our current fetish for law is but window dressing.

      One day, we will lose and a fit replacement will conquer. The idea that the few decades since WWII invalidate the lessons of thousands of years of human history is silly and vain in the extreme.

      Hi there Nietzsche! How's the afterlife treating you?

      Yes, well, don't keep staring into it then. Okay? Got to run, but good seeing you again old chap.

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  144. This is good news. by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    For someday I hope to rewrite historic pieces to replace "impact" with "effect". In the future, the masses will have enough common decency to forget we ever went down that dark road.

    Of course by that time the concerned public will want to change occurances of "redneck" to "monster truck enthusiast" to better reflect their occupation.
    Some of our contemporary literature will then start with "You might be a monster truck enthusiast if...".

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  145. In defense of religeon. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

    Were you a christian? I always have to ask myself "What Bible are these people reading?". There are a lot of disturbing things in the modern christian moment. It is seemingly divorced from the Bible, but claims the Bible is of central importance. It says you shouldn't question God, but almost all the protagonists in the Bible question God at some point (even Jesus!). It claims every word of the Bible is absolutely literally true, but the Bible never makes that claim. Most of the Bible is prophecy or poetry that can not possibly be taken literally and was clearly never meant to be taken that way. The books of the new Testament contradict themselves about the details of Jesus' life on earth, and how the Church should conduct itself. When they compiled it they knew these contradictions existed and they did not see fit to edit them out. Clearly the point is that the specifics are not known and are not essential to the religion.

    It doesn't even makes sense to say that a book on spiritual matters is literally true, because literal means physical and spiritual refers to things that are not physical.

    Christianity (true Christianity) is about lifestyle, not what you claim to believe, Jesus says as much in the Bible (as do most of the prophets).

    I can't blame you if you rejected modern christianity. Any sane person should.

    1. Re:In defense of religeon. by somersault · · Score: 2

      Around the time I was doubting I realised I wouldn't worship the god of the bible even if he was real (and up until then I'd always tried to believe it, read the whole thing a couple of times, and I'd say it was mostly history, with a bit of poetry and philosophy thrown in there).

      I can't take seriously the idea of someone punishing people for something he has pretty much directly caused them to do. God could set exactly how likely people are to believe in him or sin or anything like that, if the bible is correct and he is all knowing and all powerful, etc, then he would be directly responsible for the exact ratio of people who go to heaven/hell.

      Thinking about things like that, and all the people who would never even learn about Christianity, made me realise that any religion which claims to punish all non believers is either man made, or has a fairly sadistic god that I wouldn't want to worship anyway.

      My lifestyle is still pretty similar to how it was when I was a Christian, and I generally like Christian people (though I tried going out with one since and the difference in beliefs did end up grating). I can see the positive side of even modern religion, but I think overall the negatives outweigh the positives.

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    2. Re:In defense of religeon. by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      If you haven't already, you might try dating chinese women, as a way to get 'family values' without the religious conflict.

      A trouble I have had is that mixed in with all the bullshit in Christianity, there's an element that's valuable to me. But when I react against the bullshit I tend to close myself off from all of it. So there's been a long process of recovering the important stuff internally, while sifting out all the stupidity and power lust that caused me to reject it all in the first place.

    3. Re:In defense of religeon. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's really hard to get a balance. I know that there are individual elements of Christianity and probably other religions that are good to learn from even if I think the whole thing is based on falsehoods, but there's still part of me that instinctively is repelled from the idea of studying any religion after the rage I experienced over all the billions of people who have been taken in wholesale by false religion.

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  146. Slashdot System opinion? by brucebordner · · Score: 1

    The bottom quote right now is "Try to remove the color-problem by restarting your computer several times. -- Microsoft-Internet Explorer README.TXT" Coincidence OR ??????? Sounds like the right answer to me. In fact, just leave it turned off.

  147. Oh for fuck's sake by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    if they tell themselves "I am a good person, I can do better" AND THEN THEY DO BETTER, they're not delusional at all.

    Pretending "nigger" wasn't in common usage in the American south in the mid-nineteenth century....that's delusional. Sorry to disappoint you, but sweeping problems under the rug does not make them go away.

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  148. Best. Post. Ever. by pnuema · · Score: 1

    Well done sir. Kudos in lieu of mod points.

  149. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    ""They" may be well educated and wealthy, but "they" are also bigots. If it's not offensive, why only "when not in a the presence of black people"? What are you all afraid of?"

    Please, re-read what I wrote in its entirety (typos and all).

    I said I understood the word nigger was offensive to many black people (strangely enough only if used by a white person in their presence, but perfectly ok for blacks to call other blacks to their face, but I digress).

    I generally try not to use a word that I know will offend someone. I say fuck around many people, but not around people I know don't like the word. I did learn a few years back, that people with kids (usually the mothers) tended to give me some funny looks when I'd had a few and let loose with language. So, I do try to watch it...I don't go out of my way to offend people. I do feel people are too easily offended and "PC" these days, but that's how many people are becoming.

    My point was...I don't see, in plain, every day, regular life...with non-black people that I deal with an interract with hardly anyone that finds the word nigger as highly offensive. I find quite the opposite, you'll hear it quite often in public conversations...when there are no black people around.

    One thing that made me think it was regional...was a trip I had to visit some friends up north. They knew how everyone talked around them while down here, and I was surprised to hear from one girl, to not even say nigger in a bar around white people. I was kinda shocked that they would take such a large offense, even if they weren't black. Guessing it was a regional thing.

    But no, reread my OP...I didn't say it wasn't offensive to many black people, just that I'd not seen many non-blacks that found the word to be that offensive.

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  150. Change it to slave? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

    Ok, I personally feel that changing the words 'injun' and 'nigger' to the word 'slave' is a step for the worse. Its painting history differently then it was. Not every native or black person was a slave, some were free either normally or managed to purchase their freedom but with this you've completely changed it to make it look like you were either white or you were a slave. That will be great to teach little Timmy "Remember, these people weren't repressed minorities back then, people were either white or slaves. Now remember that because thats what it says in your books."

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  151. Re:i'm just impressed we're still talking about tw by Cwix · · Score: 1

    Is that where those Hale Bopp people got the idea from?

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  152. Another LOL by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    Well played!

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  153. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "How nice that you don't take offense to words you use to describe others. Too bad you don't understand why these words are offensive or even try to elevate yourself beyond what you were taught."

    I don't take offense to words used to describe me either. Say the word cracker, honkey, idiot...neanderthal around me or to me.

    Doesn't get a rise out of me. I tend to thing everyone is getting WAY too PC, and wears their feelings on their sleeves. Geez, get over it, when did life become about preserving someone else's self esteem? Toughen up a little. People that call you things, aren't your friends. I don't have time for people like that. I've too busy trying to make lots of money, party with friends and get laid.

    I don't have time to bother with what other people think or say if they are not my friends.

    And yes...they are JUST words.

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  154. Re:i'm just impressed we're still talking about tw by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    There's a book called "I Been There Before" about Twain reappearing when the comet came back in the late 20th century. Worth a read if you're a Twain fan.

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  155. Stop. Just stop. by pnuema · · Score: 1
    And as usual, the big-brother committee, in true "Brazil" fashion, has targeted a word, and not the real problem.

    This was one guy, or at worst one company. There is no such thing as "Big Brother". Lay off the Glen Beck.

  156. Minor correction by pnuema · · Score: 1
    I find it especially sad that what is a really good depiction of what life was really like at that time is being "cleansed" so that we can all pretend that there wasn't racial tension in the South at that time.

    Being a St. Louis-an, I have to object to the characterization that the book was set in the "south". At the time of the books writing, St. Louis had the same national importance of Chicago. They traded places when train traffic eclipsed river traffic in the national economy. If it helps, think of the book as being set in the suburbs of Chicago to put it in proper context. Deep south this is not.

  157. The funny thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nigger was a descriptive word back in Mark Twain's day. It described a person who originated in the Niger River area in Africa. It wasn't until much later that the word started to get used as a hate-filled negative word. Why can't this be addressed with a fore-word or some additional background information, rather than with censorship?

  158. Begone, devil! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Demowhat and republiwho? What gibberish is this, foul creature? To the stake with ye! Burn the witch! Burn all who lie with the cloven hooved man goat!

    Wait... hooved? Hoofed? Hoofa? Hoover? Hoo... vvvffff... yeah.

  159. Wow, that's subtle by Khopesh · · Score: 1

    Roger Ebert's response to this: I'd rather be called a Nigger than a Slave.

    Nice job walking the line, Ebert! That's easily (improperly!) read as anti-censorship while supporting the move in phrasing; in comparing insults, one would 'rather' be called the less offensive term -- Ebert is saying that, ignoring the censorship issue, the book has more impact using the term slave.

    I don't know what to think here. Proper perspective might be glimpsed if it were known what 'injun' will be transformed into. Based solely on nigger -> slave, I tend to support the idea since the former word is connoted with brotherhood in certain circumstances and its roots (brotherhood in bondage) might be mistaken for a measure of exclusivity. This interpretation would serve to reinforce racism rather than to highlight the lasting effects of slavery on this nation. Using the term 'slave' might therefore better address the original intent.

    This kind of debate is really valuable in the classroom. If teachers could address this specific issue and then talk about it, the students might learn far more than the book had to offer. If changing the phrasing of the book sparks this kind of debate, it was worth doing.

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  160. What do you expect ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
    When even the article discussing the censorship of the word, writes "nigger" as "**the N-word**", the case is pretty much closed on that everyone has accepted the word as unsuitable for all uses.

    Don't complain about the censorship you are doing yourself.!

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  161. Exposing kids to the word nigger? by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

    So, they're removing the historically accurate and contextually appropriate word from a classic piece of literature to protect "the children" from reading a word that they're probably hearing a couple of times a minute on MTV (or whatever the kids of today consume for music videos)

  162. Not to sound racist but... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    "Over a hundred years after the death of its author, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn will be released in a censored format removing two derogatory racial slurs: "injun" and "nigger." The latter appears some 219 times in the original novel but both will be replaced by the word "slave."

    Not to sound racist but... I am pretty sure there is a difference between the two regardless of how derogatory either are. Changing them both to "slave" doesn't seem very descriptive. Why not just use the commonly accepted terms instead... That said I think changing an original work like that other than through necessary translation is stupid. Part of reading a book like that is understanding the context in which it was written. Look at Jules Vern, you have to make allowances for how things are described, and think about what the meaning is.

    I mean we all laughed and giggled when reading Romeo and Juliette. I distinctly remember everyone accenting the "Ho's" more than they really needed, or the whole "if thou prickest me, doth I not bleed" section... horrible I know that is all I really remember.

    Just as absurd is a Canadian magazine about Canadian History called "The Beaver" had to change its name due to public pressure to "Canada's History" despite the role of the beaver in the fur trade and how that influenced the growth of early Canada. Just silly.

  163. A Step Backward for African Americans by transami · · Score: 1

    This is sad. What has been lost on the general public is the ability of people to "devalue" words, and thus remove the power they have over us. For a while I was quite hopeful when young black men in the rap community started calling each other "nigger". They were on the right track. The spreading of this activity would have ultimately devalued the word, and then it would no longer have any power. Unfortunately fools, invested in keeping the word profane started a campaign to reinvigorate its negativity and power.

    Think about this. Why are there no profane derogatory terms for white folks? Simple. They don't let it effect them. Call them anything you want. Repeat it as much as you want. Won't phase them one iota.

    Profanity is an illusion. Words do not have intrinsic power. It is we who give it them.

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  164. clone what's this about you making threats online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  165. Re:better than Fox News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing as N-word Jim is the one of the most honorable people in the book, I would more likely expect Fox News to change it to Republican or Patriot.

  166. Surprised that "injun" was treated the same way. by wilson_c · · Score: 1

    Sidestepping the argument over censorship of the n-word, is "injun" even a distinct word? I always assumed it was nothing more than "Indian" written in dialect. To give it a different, derogatory meaning, especially when so close in pronunciation to the source word, would be like having separate dictionary entries for "nothing" and "nothin'". If there is insult in "injun", it would seem to be in a context from the speaker and not the word itself. If, on the other hand, the objection is to "Indian" vs. "Native American"...well, I suppose I've got no beef there, but there are much more relevant transgressors there than a 150 year old book (namely, the Bureau of Indian Affairs and the official names of very many Native American tribes and tribal business).

  167. Didn't know they had ac in jail clone (s. alongi) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34773824 where I see you have committed felonious acts against others here clone (or should I say, Stephen Alongi?)

  168. clone what's this about your misdeeds online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34773824 where I see you have committed felonious acts against others here clone (or should I say, Stephen Alongi, instead?)

    1. Re:clone what's this about your misdeeds online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APk, what's this about you being an idiot which I read in the link that you're posting here?

  169. clone what's this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34773824 where I see you have committed felonious acts against others here clone (or should I say, Stephen Alongi?)

  170. clone/stephen alongi, exposed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34773824 where I see you have committed felonious acts against others here clone (or should I say, Stephen Alongi?)

  171. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

    I mean, I know a great number of black people find the word offensive (although strangely enough usually only if a non-black person uses it, they often call themselves niggers in everyday conversation), but do people of other colors find the term to be THAT offensive?

    Yes, it's that offensive.

    It's offensive because a white person using it carries a history of racial violence. When black people use it amongst themselves, it doesn't carry that history.

    You hear negro up north, and nigger or nigra as my grandmother used to say it in the south.
    Your grandmother grew up in a time of segregation, when black people did not receive the protection of the law that white people received, and blacks were regularly lynched for the crime of being black at an inconvenient time and place. This is the history it carries, along with a perceived threat of racial violence.

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  172. You have no History. I'm Melungeon and proud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to Barefoot's World website and read the Oklahoma 8th Grade graduation test. Nowhere do students of the 1700's onward ever study any fictitious works of art like the modern slew of alleged Literature. The reason why there is mandatory High Scool or requirement beyond 8th Greade is when Communists entered The United States to try diminishing the work ethic and harass Americans through imaginable necessity clauses by extending childhood beyond 13 years-old and into 18 to 21 years-old. In fact, just look around you and you'll notice men in their late 20's and 30's living in Communal environments with their parents and their health is decling at a rate that there is know telling when childhood ends from where retirement begins.

    People like you want to derive wisdom from Huck Fin, well I say you do that on your own watch in your club. I derive all my wisdom from Lt Ripley fighting neo-Capitalists(proto-Communists) in the Book of Alien and Aliens 2.

  173. Political Correctness Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly what do they want to achieve with this? That kides do not read these words? Fine. But racism is not primarily in the words it is in the heads of people. The book is written in the language of its epoch so it includes these words. Instead of censoring it, it would be better to point out to children and other readers why Twain choose these words, why they were common etc. Next time they put blankets on Greek statues because they are naked. Or they censor Faust (a play by Johann W. Goethe) because a 14 year old girl (Gretchen) gets pregnant from an at least 35 year old man (Faust). Hey it is a classic, it was not such a big deal when it was written. Nowadays we think different. If books get censored because they are no longe compatible with presen ethics than we cannot understand the past anymore.

  174. Thank You For Smoking by scurvyj · · Score: 0

    Let's keep improving history so that nobody died, committed rape, stood by idly, or said stupid shit. We have always been perfect, somebody must have been writing down lies.

  175. Re:In defense of religion. by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

    I agree with you that the petty and unjust God is not worthy of our worship. A lot of people don't want to see it that way though, they still hope to benefit by trying to kiss that God's ass. And they don't see the wrong in their God because they don't want to see their own selfishness which is similar. After a while, I don't think it makes much sense to be angry on their behalf. The more honest of them will have their own day of anger when they see how they've been duped. Then they'll see that they've also been vicious or dishonest also, in one way or another, and they'll start working to get over it.

    I've gone to some trouble trying to work out how to reconcile the idea of goodness with the idea of natural selection. The two ideas are at least partially incompatible as most people conceive of them, but if you try to get rid of one or the other you wind up with different kinds of problems. I'm pretty sure now that the ideas can be reconciled, but some other commonly held assumptions have to be removed first.

    I don't think its just Christianity that's messed up, its all religions, and all splinter sects. Everyone wants to twist the truth into something proprietary. And everyone wants to pretend that they have the whole solution when they only have a small part of it. I don't think a Richard Dawkin's style of atheism is much better in that regard. But I've learned by studying other religious ideas, even though I'm certain that none of it can be trusted.

    I'm also with you that truth is more important than happiness. I'd rather suffer than be pleasantly deluded. For me there have been periods of shock after seeing through a lie, where what's left seems relatively stark and empty. But later I've discovered new things that are better than what I could have found before throwing out the old half-truths. So I think that killing one's personal god tends to pay off in the long run, if a person is honest and sticks with it.

  176. Lets make PI = 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so that our children don't have to struggle with irrational numbers, lets ban fractional numbers so that our children may never be affraid of math! WTF?

    >>> ... provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of properly addressing the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

    Translation: ... provide their children the ability to study the classic without fear of letting them know the torturous history of racism and slavery in The United States of America.

    It made me puke to read this Orwellian Newspeak.

  177. User-customized prose for every future novel by iaminthetrunk · · Score: 1

    How about publishing a competing copy, with more niggers and slaves tossed in. And let's toss in some colorful extra profanity here and there. We'll have a new order of publishing, where a consumer can select the style of copy and prose that appeals to his tastes, and put in custom orders for certain disliked words to by substituted with synoymns.

    Annoyed that some uppity author uses nitid instead of brilliant, or that some popular hack ludicrously has someone hiss with pleasure in a romance scene? Order it with a few synonym substitution made...

    I find it droll, but honestly, I sincerely expect exactly that aspect of customized publishing to, eventually, inevitably arrive. Hence aspects of this debate about more or less nigger seems somewhat moot.

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  178. While we're at it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... lets remove Jews from the Bible too.

  179. What about "Blazing Saddles"? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!

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  180. copyright comment by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    freely preparing derivatives of a public-domain work and making an alternate version seems OK for me even if there's something to be said for the not-clean version.

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  181. Romans 3:23 you mean? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Romans 3:23 NIV: "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"
    I can totally see this being used as an ideological weapon.

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  182. Shakespeare by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I've seen editions of Shakespeare that have the original text on the lefthand pages, modern English on the righthand pages.
    That wouldn't work here, but that's another good example of intra-language translation.
    Of course, intra-language translation isn't _as_ needed for understanding.

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  183. Conbreastution by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Conbreastution is another example of hack-job censorship. :)

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  184. Japanese did displace natives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu_people

  185. Re:better than Fox News by uofitorn · · Score: 1

    NBC is also guilty of doctoring a video showing a Black man carrying a rifle, to make it appear that it was "white racists" who want to "execute the president". Woah. First class propaganda.

    Citation needed, please.

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  186. Neil Gaiman said it best. by VShael · · Score: 1

    I could go into the text and replace Nigger with Klingon. It might be funny, but it won't be Mark Twain.

  187. There's no APK there. What are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34773824

    "i have on multiple occasions formally accused you of federal felony copyright violations and conspiracy to commit murder. you're an ignorant hypocrite. you stole my photographs and redistributed them unaltered with a call for my murder attached. you are most certainly a felon. JUSTICE IS COMING. your ".40" that you claim you'll be waiting with will not be as effective as it is in your psychotic dreams. cower some more, feeb. you're completely pathetic." by MichaelKristopeit347 (1968128) on Thursday January 06, @01:16AM (#34773824)

    That doesn't look good for you clone. You're folding under the pressure it seems, because ,b>the poster there is not an APK. It's MichaelKristopeit347 (1968128).

  188. Re:In defense of religion. by somersault · · Score: 1

    I've gone to some trouble trying to work out how to reconcile the idea of goodness with the idea of natural selection. The two ideas are at least partially incompatible as most people conceive of them, but if you try to get rid of one or the other you wind up with different kinds of problems. I'm pretty sure now that the ideas can be reconciled, but some other commonly held assumptions have to be removed first.

    I've thought about this too, and I think the answer comes from the fact that natural selection doesn't just work on individuals, it works on whole species. A species will come to dominate, or at least flourish if it can learn to work together. Lion prides, anthills, bee hives, everyone works together for the benefit of the others. It's good to help out your neighbour. With humans and our communication and travel capabilities, virtually everyone is our neighbour these days, and we all work together in an international market, etc. If you take it in a wider context and look at ecosystems you see that a lot of species, plants and animals, rely on each other for continued survival, so being good to more than just humans also makes sense. I suppose a lot of mammals seem to have some capability for empathy too, which may have developed for similar reasons. I belief empathy is a good basis for good acts, though apparently Freud disagrees. I don't see why anyone would have any reason to do good for other unless it's for selfish self benefit, or because of feelings of empathy. Why would you help someone who was in pain if you couldn't understand or recognise what pain was, and that it was a bad thing? There would be no motivation to do so.

    I'm also with you that truth is more important than happiness. I'd rather suffer than be pleasantly deluded. For me there have been periods of shock after seeing through a lie, where what's left seems relatively stark and empty. But later I've discovered new things that are better than what I could have found before throwing out the old half-truths. So I think that killing one's personal god tends to pay off in the long run, if a person is honest and sticks with it.

    Thanks, that's pretty encouraging.

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  189. Not censorship by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Gov'ts sensor. Companies/groups do not. These folks are just editing a classic to avoid being sued by NCAACP and to avoid admitting the Civil War was about slavery.

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  190. The negro community frowns upon your shenanigans. by Journe · · Score: 1

    Hey, yeah, uh, black guy here.

    Y'know that slavery thing? Happened couple hundred years ago? Yeah, well, we've discussed it, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..we're pretty much over it. It's cool, you can stop trying to frantically make us think it never happened.

    Oh, the native americans? They don't give a fuck either. They won, White man. They have casinos and money and everything else. So yeah, you can stop trying to appease us like an angry volcano god.

  191. Re:There's no APK there. What are you talking abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those allegations are unfounded, and furthermore if they are false then they are defamatory in which case both you and "michaelkristopeit347" could be subject to legal action. I suggest you stop re-posting them until you have solid evidence of their accuracy.

  192. Better to ban or censor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very few people are getting the whole story. The project to print a modified version of the book is not intended to censor the book, but to provide an alternative for schools who have already decided to ban the book outright in it's original form. So this should not be a debate about whether the book is better in it's censored or uncensored form, but a debate about whether it would be better to read a censored version or have no access to the book at all.

  193. Re:And why start NWO censorship with this kind of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Queer African American Association of America" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

  194. Re:activist citizen by conureman · · Score: 1

    Groups? I've read about a fellow named John Beeson, but IIRC the "group" was a lynch mob, and Beeson only just managed to escape with his life after having the temerity to write "A Plea for the Indians".

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  195. Re:better than Fox News by commodore64_love · · Score: 1
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  196. How will you specify by KingRatMass · · Score: 0

    Which version of the book you want if you go to a book store? "I'd like a copy of Huckleberry Finn." "Do you want Huckleberry Finn Classic or the New Nigger Free Huckleberry Finn?" And that will naturally lead to a trademark infringement lawsuit by Coca-Cola...

  197. Re:words by conureman · · Score: 1

    I was born white, in California, so I have that culture's perspective. I've been called "cracker" more than once by a black man. The intent seemed offensive and intended to incite violence, but I let it slide at the time. (I try to shun violence, even when I've been drinking.) Once a Mexican fellow called me gabacho, but he was smiling, and corrected it to "my friend" when I stated larfing. I imagine he didn't mean to be TOO offensive; I could be wrong. I am fairly certain that my membership in the dominant ethnicity has affected my sensitivity to this sort of slight. OTOH I have known enough racist dickheads to understand why some people might be driven to some scarcely credible over-reaction to the existence and use of certain words. In the end, I don't see this having any lasting impact, some back-country schools and libraries will squander their public resources actually purchasing this landfill, but it won't have much intrinsic or collector value. I'd pay money for a copy of Jefferson's, or also Bowdler's version of the Bible, but this publication doesn't seem like a worthy item.
    It's a shame this attitude exists, I'd love to see a faithful cinematic production of Huckleberry Finn. I've actually been thinking of this particular issue in light of the recent production of "True Grit". My thought was that we aren't ready for (worthy of?) Twain, (and this "news" proves it) but it's time for a remake of "Little Big Man".

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  198. Maybe .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that form of redaction uses more ink. The publishers are being niggardly.

  199. Re:In defense of religion. by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

    Some observations on this....In the case of the bee and ant colonies, the members are generally all siblings. So the need to "propagate one's own genes" accounts for all the cooperation. Furthermore, common ants fight genocidal wars as a matter of policy when encountering another colony. The lion pride is also a family, generally with one dominant male. And lions exhibit various kinds of nasty behavior for the sake of their own genes, such as the dominant male killing the existing cubs if taking over a pride from another male.

    Its true that an insufficiently cooperative group or species may lose out relative to another group or species. However, for the most part this doesn't actually provide much positive reinforcement for cooperative behavior within large groups, because punishing or rewarding the whole group doesn't select between selfish and unselfish individuals within the group. At that level, whatever behavior is most favorable for an individual's genes relative to the rest of the group still dominates. This is the same kind of dynamic as 'the tragedy of the commons'. If a person tries to model the group dynamics, it doesn't support much cooperation beyond what benefits the individual and its cousins. Another way of saying this is that natural selection doesn't think ahead. The fact that a certain behavior will be detrimental to the future of the group doesn't cause cooperative individuals to be selected for, they are only selected for if their behavior immediately benefits themselves and their cousins. So any altruism that results from that is a form of selfishness. The best strategy is still to be perfectly treacherous: Do good when you would be punished otherwise, and cheat when you can get away with it.

    To me, the answer to this is to look beyond it. Within the arena that is modeled by science, natural selection describes a kind of rule that has to be satisfied in order to exist. But even after all the causes and constraints are understood within that system, there's still freedom left over. The system is under-determined. If you can find that freedom and cultivate it, expanding it, the rules are modified because the scope you're working in is altered. You don't have to be able to beat selfishness within its own arena, you just have to find enough other strength that you can match it so that you can continue playing in its world, to speak. My criticism of Dawkins and many other atheists is that anything that is known to not be captured by their current model is considered to be 'random' or unreal. They're declaring, in effect, that our vision and understanding must stay within the bounds that they have already sketched out. A problem with this is that their method of inquiry only lends itself well to certain kinds of problems. If something can be manipulated in a repeatable manner in a lab setting, then its real to them, particularly if its relatively easy to model. So science starts out by dealing with things that are approximately linear, then moves on to deal successfully with some harder, nonlinear dynamics, then gets bogged down and kind of stops. Almost by definition, this approach does capture some of the most important dynamics in nature, to a certain order of approximation. But it doesn't follow that everything outside of that is unimportant. A very weak influence can have very profound effects. (By way of analogy, gravity is a very weak interaction compared to electromagnetic interactions, but it matters anyway because of its cumulative effects, where the stronger electromagnetic effects tend to counteract each other and cancel out on large scales.) There is no love, or choice, or true aspiration within the scope of what is described by science. There is causal mechanics, and randomness, and anything that can't be modeled by dividing the world into those categories disappears.

  200. Offense and "Bad Words" by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Nobody has a right to not be offended. If you've taken offense at something said or written by someone that wasn't directed at you, then it's your problem, not theirs...take the chip off your shoulder. Offense should never be taken when there was no intent to give it.

    We'd all be well served by reviewing the lessons taught by the late great George Carlin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words I was amazed to learn that he was once arrested for saying them...now that's offensive!

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  201. Re:In defense of religion. by somersault · · Score: 1

    The fact that a certain behavior will be detrimental to the future of the group doesn't cause cooperative individuals to be selected for, they are only selected for if their behavior immediately benefits themselves and their cousins.

    This is true over the short term, but over the long term any groups that tend toward cooperation and benefit each other will have a better chance of survival. I haven't looked into it much, but there are some really interesting symbiotic relationships in nature, where one species has developed to depend on another.

    At a basic level I guess that applies to things like certain viruses and bacteria, but it also happens with some larger species that I can't remember right now. I think perhaps some bird/bee combo, or for example insects and birds being used to propagate pollen and seeds. There are even plants which mimic the look and scent of female bees to encourage people to mate with them. That's pretty mind boggling to me, and is enough to at least make you wonder about some higher power at work, but still possible and plausible via simple natural selection, given a lot of time, which life on earth has indeed had. Even if individual species are doing these things for selfish reasons, it still results in cooperation and mutual benefits.

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  202. Typical Amercans!! by DragonDevil · · Score: 1

    Splitting hairs on the wrong animal and howling at the moon....

    Your entrities may be valid, points taken, but you have not seen that you flog the beast you are riding ... faster and faster into the highminded abyss...

    Not so long ago, 70% of America believed weapons of max destruction were positively found in Iraq, and 30% of America believed chemical weapons had been used on their troops over there (thanks to your media). U sucked up ur own az and marched to war on behalf of some money grubbing, dictator who continued to erode individual rights for the benefit of business, as it continues to do today. One single group that is supposed to be looking after your rights, the world's rights, etc (im gonna puke) decided to war you go (Scientific American 2009 - about the mush-headed Amercans and how they are perpetually bamboozled by their news, by their political leaders, and by business. The most sensationlistic, deceiving source was Fox news with PBS being the least incorrect or inflamatory). So naval-gazing are the Amercans that they delude themselves they have democracy and truth. They are merely promoting a common enemy to distract you and take more rights away. More 'Vietnam' (with economic insentives) but less idealistic indignant outrage of the 60's-70's.

    Before the gulf oil stupidity (and incidentally they have designed special risk management practices, [such Bowtie diags] over many years to ensure there are no disasters) there was a huge growing dead zone in the gulf. I am sure they are telling you the truth when they say there is no appreciable effects. I see no remedy or disincentives for overly rich businesses to ensure people are protected.

    When you put it all together - you have pesticides, herbacides, insecticides, fertilizers worked far into the ground, cadmium on your dishes, mercury in your seafood, lead in your jewelry, Bisphenols in nearly everything you use to hold food, dung run off, plastics & melamine in your food, and you are deleting your acquifers at alarming rates, and yet your administration will tell you that individually all the amounts are "A C C E P T A B L E". I am sure somone has done studies on the interaction of persistant consumption of all these toxins - it's just that they are just going to make sure you never get to see this information it before it is amended/discredited.

    It is fairly gutless to be arguing semantics and revisionism over miniscule events but when it counts, you just seem to always do whatever your system tells you to, rather than get intelligent about common sense and what is correct.

  203. Ignorance is not an answer by tempest69 · · Score: 1

    Because bad people make bad things happen, by making people think that they are a good person doing the right thing. Heck mostly the bad people think they're the good people. Truth gets distorted enough as it is.
    The concept of rule by the people requires that the citizens are able to have some clue as to what is going on. We should be a people where we aren't relying on a "beneficial dictator" to make the value judgments for us. To relinquish our perception of reality is a huge leap toward being controlled. While I see the current state of America as problematic, I would not look to shy from the truth as an answer.

  204. Re:Is it THAT offensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >I live in the south, and in general, when not in a the presence of black people, the term is still used freely as a synonym for a black person. And no...this is not a bunch of mouth breathing, uneducated rednecks. On the contrary, they are from all walks of life, and most that I am speaking off first knowledge of, are wealthy, well educated and often in places of power (yes, even governmental).

    They use "nigger" as a synonym for "black person" because they disrespect black people so deeply. These wealthy, educated, powerful people whom you know are horrible human beings. They don't consider black people to be their equals, and their words just let that fact shine through.

    If you don't feel disgusted by these people, and you apparently don't, then you are living a sadly unexamined life. Racism is all around you like water is around a fish, until you're too used to it to notice. And that's why "nigger" doesn't seem like such a bad word to you.

  205. Satire has lost its purpose... by ctrl-c_ctrl-x · · Score: 1

    The inclusion of those words was to satire the derogatory use of them in society at the time...to remove them is to change an important anti-slavery text into a simple story about a boy and his friend traveling down the river. What's next, they take the lynch-mob scene at the end out? The text was SUPPOSED to offend people so that they would think about Jim as a person and not a piece of property?