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  1. Re:Staggering to think about on Book Review: UP and To the RIGHT · · Score: 1

    I think you're getting confused with the next Harry Potter film.

  2. Re:Note to self on Facebook and Wal-Mart Join Forces · · Score: 4, Funny

    WalMart Shopping List:
    Cucumbers
    Condoms
    Large Gatorade

    Facebook Status:
    Single

  3. Re:Get ready on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Pat downs and body scanners are coming to the movie theaters.

    So theater security via security theater then?

  4. Re:Lovely on Washington State To Allow Voter Registration Over Facebook · · Score: 0, Troll

    >> I just clicked "like" on a picture of a kitten and it registered as a vote for Mitt Romney

    The opposition slogan could then be "Kill a Kitten for the Big O".

  5. How Google Is Becoming an Extension of Your Mind on How Google Is Becoming an Extension of Your Mind · · Score: 1

    It's full of dirty pictures?

  6. Can anyone explain this... on Will Speed Limits Inhibit Autonomous Car Adoption? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...with a good car analogy?

  7. Re:Two words. on Scientists Resurrect 500-Million-Year-Old Gene Inside Modern Organism · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Resurrect 500-Million-Year-Old Gene Inside Modern Organism

    Or Hugh Hefner shtupping one of his models.

  8. Re:Jobs on Why Amazon Wants To Pay Sales Tax · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Whats left for 300 million people to do?

    Buy stuff? Online?

  9. Re:duh on Study Finds Alcohol, Not Marijuana, Is the Biggest Gateway Drug For Teens · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, believe me, I won't make that mistake again.

  10. Re:Additional story tag on Study Finds Alcohol, Not Marijuana, Is the Biggest Gateway Drug For Teens · · Score: 1

    If pot were decriminalized the cigarette and alcohol companies would be positioned perfectly to capitalize.

  11. Re:duh on Study Finds Alcohol, Not Marijuana, Is the Biggest Gateway Drug For Teens · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was sober the first time I ever tried alcohol.

  12. Video Card? on A Fresh Look At Multi-Screen PC Gaming · · Score: 1

    I've been considering an upgrade from 2x24" to 4x24", not necessarily for gaming, but just to have more visual real estate. There are many video cards that will handle this load effectively, but who is the default choice for this application?

  13. Re:(or 192 mph) on The 300 km/h Superbus · · Score: 1

    >> methinks OP has a point of some kind (not 100% sure what it is, though)

    Well it's obviously not a decimal point.

  14. Re:It's SENSATIONAL! But also kind of BORING! on The 300 km/h Superbus · · Score: 2

    That "Whooooosh!" is a pretty good indicator of too much air resistance.

  15. LAPD uses fastest camera to record traffic violations before they occur.

  16. Prehaps farster? on Type With Your Brain — Like Stephen Hawking · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> While it is not near the speed of actual typing,

    Ubviously you haben"t seem us type.

  17. Re:I Can Drive Up Into The Mountains on Slashdot Asks: Beating the Summer Heat? · · Score: 1

    Judging by your location and sig, I suspect the High Park Fire is all your fault.

  18. Re:Dilapidated infrastructure? on After Recent US Storms, Why Are Millions Still Without Power? · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> large parts of Tokyo are served by power lines hanging off [flickr.com] poles

    Those aren't functional, they're only there for effect when Godzilla attacks.

  19. Re:I'm for it. on Senator Pushes For Tougher H-1B Enforcement · · Score: 3, Funny

    May I be having my stapler back please, yes?

  20. Re:What would happen... on Robot Hand Beats You At Rock, Paper, Scissors 100% of the Time · · Score: 1

    >> ... If you pitted 2 of these machines against eachother?

    You'd start a giant gang war in L.A..

  21. Re:Cheater. on Robot Hand Beats You At Rock, Paper, Scissors 100% of the Time · · Score: 2

    Captain Kirk is the only one to have beaten the machine. He did it by masturbating furiously instead of throwing paper.

  22. Two kids are sitting in the back of the car on While the U.S. and Iran Negotiate, War Commences In Cyberspace · · Score: 1

    Two kids are sitting in the back of the car. Jimmy puts his hand over on Sally's side. Sally pokes it with her Hacker Barbie. Jimmy pulls Barbie's hair. Sally smacks Jimmy's Bob the Builder book. Jimmy tosses Bob the Builder Book at Sally's face. Sally starts bleeding profusely from the nose and punches Jimmy in the Jimmies. Jimmy doubles over with pain, but retains the presence of mind to elbow Sally in the throat. Sally, gasping for air gouges Jimmy's left eye out.

    Mom asks "Are you kids fighting back there?"

    "No, Mom!"
    "No, Mom!"

  23. Re:Dreadful summary on Opa 1.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Opa is the moblie version of Opera.

  24. Re:oblig on Debate Simmers Over Science of Food Pairing · · Score: 1

    >> philosophy and political commentary and shit

    Speaking of things that pair together...

  25. Re:Suing the ACS, really? on FunnyJunk Sues the Oatmeal Over TM and "Incitement To Cyber-Vandalism" · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you're saying Funky Junk is worse than cancer?