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  1. Re:Pictures Attached on World's First Completely Transparent IC · · Score: 1

    All I see is a translucent X.

    Try rehosting.

  2. Re:Whew, that was too close on Massive Porn Buyer Info Leak · · Score: 1

    > movies that are larger than 320x240 and 6 seconds long?

    To paraphrase Bill, six seconds should be enough for most men.

  3. Re:Analysts say "Boo Hoo" on Google Faces Wall Street Revolt · · Score: 1

    >>...Google stock isn't owned by independent private investors, but by institutional investors like Legg Mason...

    Actually Page and Brin control the majority of votes via the B-shares. There are reasons why they might want to kiss Bill Miller's ass, but they certainly aren't in a position where they have to.

  4. Re:reversed? on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 1

    Dibs on AllahYourBase.

  5. Re:Enough Choice To Choke A Horse on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 4, Funny

    Choice is good.

    I'd rather have eight shitty alternatives to choose from than to have one mandatory one. Hell, I even voted last election.

  6. ...hired in an exciting or interesting way? on Your Experiences with Recruiters? · · Score: 1

    >> Were you hired in an exciting or interesting way?

    Casting couch and a jar of Nutella.

    If you're looking for IT people though, you might swap the Nutella for Octane Energy Gel. from ThinkGeek, which "penetrates deep into the skin allowing increased circulation". Whatever that means.

  7. Re:Him again? on Global Flyer Part 2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    >>Fossett... a turn off.

    Fossett? Yeah, it's a turn off. The guy's a slow leak. Kind of a drip really. All wet. And his sucesses aren't consistant; really he runs hot and cold. Some say he's washed up, but that's sinking really low.

    Oh, Fossett? I thought you said Faucet. Nevermind.

  8. Re:Just how much does it do? on A Bathroom That Cleans Itself · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> ...after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date

    Great. The one woman on /. has to post in this thread!

  9. Re:So what about... on German Scientists Create Augmented Reality Scope · · Score: 1

    Just add an overlay; hot grits, for example.

  10. Re:Chump Change with their Revenues on ChoicePoint Hit With Large Fine For Data Theft · · Score: 1

    For the year they earned $140mm after tax. Another way to look at it is that the penalty is $71.43 per identity stolen. I'm sure the inconvenience to the affected parties can be valued much higher than that.

    On either basis I just don't think this is enough of a bitchslap.

  11. Re:Good faith? on Google Execs Happy With $1 Salaries · · Score: 2, Interesting
  12. 66.35.250.150 on How Interesting is Your IP Address? · · Score: 5, Funny

    66.35.250.150

    Your IP address can turn servers into slag.

  13. Re:ok, another joke on Safe Options for Surfing While on the Road? · · Score: 1

    Q: What do you call a hundred dirty hippies in the back of a cattle truck?

    A: A deadhead load.

  14. That's nothin' on Lab Created Black Hole? · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Humans may have created the first ever black hole in a lab.

    That's nothin'. Three years ago my PHB created a black hole in his office. He calls it a desk, but everyone else knows better.

  15. Re:theolein reports on Common Sense on Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk · · Score: 1

    Yes, but drunk?!?

    It's not as though I get out of bed every morning, lose all my money on the ponies, beat my wife, and get an inappropriate tattoo.

  16. Re:Feedback needed on Retrofitting an iPod into a Geiger Counter · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> iPod into my ass

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    They're good for you, and good for me
    Now downloadable in MP3

  17. Re:guilty on The Unspoken Taboo - The Never Expiring Password · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> adult hosting site. One day, just for the hell of it, I pulled out the top ten passwords.

    Drum roll please, Anton...

    10. Wank
    9. Jerk
    8. Milk
    7. Yank
    6. Spank
    5. Rub
    4. Beat
    3. Whack
    2. Jack
     
    ...and the number one porno password...

    1. Off

  18. Re:1) INDUSTRIAL MAGNENT on Finding a Needle in a Haystack of Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) INDUSTRIAL MAGNET

    DBAs everwhere are cringing and covering their data.

  19. I wonder on Barcode Scam Redux - Target's $4.99 iPod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder how many people who are dissing this loser for stealing a meatspace item have downloaded copyrighted material illegally?

  20. Re:That's angering... on Consumer Strikes Back at Crooked Online Retailer · · Score: 1

    >> I just shut the store down entirely because I didn't want to deal with it.

    The terrorists won, George.

  21. Re:I'm confused.. on First Face Transplant · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Or mug shots or headshots used in a pictorial line up or even a real line up? There is little ethical consideration for getting your bobbies bigger.

    Of course I'm sure officer! I'd recognize those breasts anywhere!

  22. Science Fiction Stories for Teenage Girls? on Science Fiction Stories for Teenage Girls? · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Science Fiction Stories for Teenage Girls?

    If it's your first time, you can't get pregnant.

  23. Re:The list on 2005's 10 Most Violent Games · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So what are the top ten most violent passages from the Bible?

  24. How They Do It on Game Dialogue - How They Do It · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> Game Dialogue - How They Do It

    Suffice it to say that all your vocabulary are belong to us.

  25. Re:It's gonna get.. on Geneticists Claim Aging Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    >> real crowded in the world

    That's what war is for. Take away all of humanity's deaths by war and we'd all have to stand upright all the time because there would be no room to lay down.