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A Bathroom That Cleans Itself

FiReaNGeL writes "Researchers at the University of New South Wales are developing new coatings they hope will be used for self-cleaning surfaces in hospitals and the home. It's made of a special nanoparticle coating that absorbs ultraviolet light below a certain wavelength and gives the particles an oxidizing quality stronger than any commercial bleach. Say goodbye to tedious bathroom cleaning!"

285 comments

  1. Oxidation? by afree87 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, this stuff will be floating into the air? Sounds pleasant.

    1. Re:Oxidation? by Ambush+Commander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey, remember, your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it. I'm sure a few oxidized organic compounds won't hurt you.

    2. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This stuff is already floating in the air. A filter can take care of that problem.

    3. Re:Oxidation? by strider44 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why do you say that? Perhaps you should read up to find out what oxidation actually means. Just because it has that "ox" in it doesn't mean that it's directly related to Oxygen.

      Anyway the answer to your question is no, it won't be floating in the air, it'll be coated on the toilet.

    4. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oxidation has nothing to do with floating into the air. Oxidation is a particular kind of chemical reaction.

    5. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      4 KNO3 + C7H4O + 2 S ------> 2 K2S + 4 CO + H2O + N2

      Oxidant room + Man smoking in bathroom + Faeces ------> Same thing.

    6. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually... it does, but it doesn't mean airborne.

    7. Re:Oxidation? by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      Why do you say that? Perhaps you should read up to find out what oxidation actually means. Just because it has that "ox" in it doesn't mean that it's directly related to Oxygen.

      And "Teflon" does not hurt you...

      Please restrain yourself... your smart, you get the point...

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    8. Re:Oxidation? by Firehed · · Score: 5, Funny

      As long as it doesn't bleach my ass, I'm okay with it. It's white enough from lack of sunlight as it is, thank you very much.

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    9. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just because it has that "ox" in it doesn't mean that it's directly related to Oxygen.

      Actually a large ruminant enters the bathroom and tramples the bacteria.

    10. Re:Oxidation? by The+Mad+Debugger · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that it will oxidize my rump while I sit on the pot? Not sure I'm keen on that.. On the other hand, maybe it'll help that one smelly guy in the office not reek so bad.

    11. Re:Oxidation? by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Hey, remember, your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it

      Thats why its not really self-cleaning. Soon a fine layer of feces will coat the bathroom preventing the coating from doing its job. You still have to get in there and clean off the feces.

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    12. Re:Oxidation? by rbgaynor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Please restrain yourself... your smart, you get the point...

      You're sure about that are you?

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    13. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 0, Troll

      your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it

      Oh, fucking thank you for that. I just really needed to know that little scientific tidbit. Like the shock sites weren't bad enough, now Slashdot is going to give me nightmares with scientific facts.

    14. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oxidation is fine if it occurs outside of your body:-P. it will make your rump cleaner!

    15. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you store your toothbrush in the toilet. After brushing, I keep mine stored in a plastic tube in my bedroom.

    16. Re:Oxidation? by Jetekus · · Score: 1

      Oxidation is the loss of electrons or the increase of oxidation state. It does not necessarily involve oxygen at all (though of course it may do).

    17. Re:Oxidation? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey, remember, your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it

      Mom said: "toothbrush in MOUTH, Billy. Not THERE. BAD BOY!"

      The Slashdot Hygiene Squad is very, very cross with you.

    18. Re:Oxidation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must finish crapping, the sun is rising... OH, NO!, NOOOOOO! SHHHHHHH!

    19. Re:Oxidation? by miro+f · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the word oxidation does come from oxygen, stemming from the fact that oxidation requires oxygen. Or at least, we thought it required oxygen, but it is possible to oxidize something without oxygen, something discovered will after oxidization got its name.

      Chemistry is full of misnomers, oxygen itself is another, from oxy (acid) gen (generator) because it was thought that oxygen was required to create acids.

      So don't blame the guy for assuming oxidation requires oxygen ;)

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    20. Re:Oxidation? by Emeye · · Score: 3, Funny

      The painful burning sensation tells you it's working!

    21. Re:Oxidation? by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      no, oxidation is the loss of electrons. oxygen can be involved in this but is by no means necessary or implied.

    22. Re:Oxidation? by Nuskrad · · Score: 1

      Hey, remember, your toothbrush has flecks of feces on it. I'm sure a few oxidized organic compounds won't hurt you. Didn't they prove that false on mythbusters? They couldn't find any evidence of fecal bacteria on the toothbrushes iirc

    23. Re:Oxidation? by ChildeRoland · · Score: 1

      Wrong. They actually proved it true. I think every brush they tested had evidence of feces.

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    24. Re:Oxidation? by virtualchoirboy · · Score: 1
      Wrong. They actually proved it true. I think every brush they tested had evidence of feces.

      Including the one straight from the sealed package....

    25. Re:Oxidation? by dosquatch · · Score: 1
      Just because it has that "ox" in it doesn't mean that it's directly related to Oxygen.

      But the word "oxidation" is stemmed from "oxygen", and based on the original definition he would be (mostly) right. It's true that the def has been expanded beyond the original meaning, but (to split your hair even further) the most common examples outside of a laboratory (read: "naturally occurring") are still driven by oxygen.

      All he's really guilty of is making a safe assumption.

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    26. Re:Oxidation? by calethix · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dunno about straight from the sealed package. I thought they had 2 control brushes that were kept in another room. Either way, they were never in the bathroom but were also contaminated. Even their expert who conducted the tests didn't think it was anything to really be concerned about though. Having a few specs of bacteria on your toothbrush isn't quite the same as munching on a turd sandwhich.

    27. Re:Oxidation? by diersing · · Score: 1
      Are you suggesting my layer of feces will be covered by this layer of oxidizing agents, layered with more feces, covered with oxidizing agents, covered by feces, and so on?

      The real question is, with all these layers of crap (no pun intended), will I feel the room getting smaller? I only ask because I'm a little closterphobic (when I say little, I mean microscopic).

    28. Re:Oxidation? by virtualchoirboy · · Score: 2, Informative
      You are correct about the "control" toothbrushes kept in another room. Once those tested positive, I believe they went one step further and tested one straight from a package on the assumption that the "control" toothbrushed had been contaminated. Other than a show summary, a quick look on the Discovery web site turned up no results.

      For reference, it was "Episode: 12: Break Step Bridge, Toothbrush Surprise, Rowing Water Skier"

    29. Re:Oxidation? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Chemistry is full of misnomers
      "Atom" is another good one. These days, people get confused by things like atomic transactions, because atoms are things that get split.

    30. Re:Oxidation? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      TFA states that it needs ultraviolet light to oxidize. A common source of UV is the sun. But since your ass is where "the sun don't shine", no oxidation will occur. QED.

    31. Re:Oxidation? by brunson · · Score: 1

      My pet peeve of scientific nomenclature making it's way into the vernacular is the phrase "quantum leap". In quantum mechanics a "quanta" is the smallest package something (like energy) can come in, so a "quantum leap forward" would be the smallest amount that something could progress.

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    32. Re:Oxidation? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Well, there goes your porn career, missy!

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    33. Re:Oxidation? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      In quantum mechanics a "quanta" is the smallest package something (like energy) can come in, so a "quantum leap forward" would be the smallest amount that something could progress.

      That's just one way of looking at it. You could also consider the idea of quantum tunneling, where a particle is able to "jump" from one state to another state, even though there are intervening high-energy states that would be unavailable to the particle under classical physics. If you look at it that way, the term makes sense -- it's referring to a sudden, as opposed to a gradual, change in state.

    34. Re:Oxidation? by wolja · · Score: 1

      Apart from misnomers the other issue that annoy me with the oxygen word is a total misunderstanding of catalysation, where oxygen promotes a reaction but is not changed, which then leads to oxymorons such as;

      Oxygen will catch fire near a naked flame. Not under any normal situations I've seen.

      Medical oxygen is dangerous because of this , it's potentially dangerous if not used properly. ....

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    35. Re:Oxidation? by DavidHOzAu · · Score: 1

      no, oxidation is the loss of electrons
      No, ionization is the loss of electrons.
      Oxidization is in lay-terms called "rust", not to be confused with Organic Oxidation

    36. Re:Oxidation? by evildogeye · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to what will happen if I lay down on the floor of the self cleaning bathroom. Will it clean me?

  2. What about a shirt made of that? by zanderredux · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So I never have to wash it?

    Business partnerships, anyone?

    1. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So I never have to wash it?

      You refer to yourself as 'it'?

    2. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by Trejkaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Better yet, a keyboard made out of it, so that we don't have to put up with lame-ass stories about how there are so many bacteria on our keyboards compared to a toilet seat.

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    3. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can already get pants which are kind of like that. The fabric goes by the brand-name Nano-Tex.

      Article: Cutting-edge science creates stain-free pants

      Last year an activist group called THONG (Topless Humans Organized for Natural Genetics) apparently organized a topless protest against the use of this material in clothing.

      http://www.boingboing.net/2005/05/09/protest_again st_eddi.html

    4. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure there are enough slobs QUITE loathsome enough to make the "never-wash" shirt a business success.

    5. Re:What about a shirt made of that? by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to everyone, but this seems like more of a sanitizer than a cleaner. The same way what is known as a "dishwasher" machine in restaurants is really a sanitizer. You still have to clean... this just kills bacteria. My understanding is that this system won't vaporize a puddle of urine in the floor or transport an poo from behind the toilet....

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  3. Bathroom cleaning? by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this "bathroom cleaning" you speak of? I'm intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    1. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by versiondub · · Score: 1

      I hear it's why they legalized homo-er heterosexual marriage.

    2. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It figures that someone with the last name of "Bates" wouldn't be into cleaning, especially things in the bathroom like a SHOWER.

      Stabby stabby!

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    3. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by Belseth · · Score: 1
      What is this "bathroom cleaning" you speak of? I'm intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      It involves harsh chemicals and manual labor. I read about it in a history book. People did it to avoid having to move every few months. I've heard that people that adopt the practise have even gotten their security deposits back when they do move. It's just a rumor I heard so I don't know if it's true.

    4. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      as someone who is moving right now, all is true. I swear they make those chemicals to kill someone, yet you still have to scrub, if nothing else someone needs to create a nano robot who enjoys the stuff found in bathrooms and then just let them loose, but I can't see anything enjoying the stuff found in bathrooms. kitchens maybe but not the bathroom.

    5. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by AlecC · · Score: 5, Funny

      someone needs to create a nano robot who enjoys the stuff found in bathrooms

      It's been done - they are called bacteria.

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    6. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Those were in the days when people harvested a crop called "mildew"

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    7. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      yeah but then you have to clean the bacteria, with the nanos you could just program them to put themselves in the toilet when they are full. and then all you would need to do is flush the toilet.

    8. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Are you saying bacteria are intelligently designed?

    9. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      No.

      All the fuss about nanobots is overrated. Two classes of nanobots have existed since time immemorial - non-fueled types (viruses) and the much larger fuelled types (bacteria). If we manage to build nanobots, it will be reinventing something that nature has done before - sonar, cameras (eyes), levers, packaging (eggs) and so on.

      Bacteria are Darwinianly designed nanobots.

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    10. Re:Bathroom cleaning? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Damn. Just once I decided to flamebait (it's been a slow day at work) and here you come with a perfectly reasonable and lucid response. Where are you when I make good (I hope) point and all I get are trolls?

      Just my luck, I guess :-)

  4. This is certainly welcome news! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for the mothers of most slashdotters.

    1. Re:This is certainly welcome news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, THIS is the BEST NEWS ever posted on Slashdot for a lot of it's regular posters. (All those guys who still live with their mothers downstairs in the basement and otherwise must stare at their monitors constantly.)

      NOW they can spend even MORE time staring at those monitors since they no longer have to clean where they pee. !

  5. Seems much better by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This seems much better than my idea of putting a big drain in the floor and using giant sprinklers hanging from the ceilings to clean my house; sort of like living in a giant dishwasher. Probably easier on the electronic devices too.

    1. Re:Seems much better by Narcissus · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That's basically how some of the public toilets in NSW work. I don't know if these are the guys that do the ones that I'm thinking of, but it's basically the same thing.

      Every X number of uses the room shuts itself up and automatically sprays itself down with various sprinklers and so on. Quite interesting, I thought...

    2. Re:Seems much better by ASUSanator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they have those in the centre of Adelaide aswell. I tried sitting in them perfectly still so as it thinks it is vacant and cleans itself. Didn't work, Heat detection or something i suspect. But yeah without running any bacteria tests or anything they always appear very clean so they must work quite well.

    3. Re:Seems much better by shitdrummer · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Looks Left*
      *Looks Right*
      *Looks Behind*
      *Speaks in a very hushed tone*

      Or you could get married.

      *runs and hides*

      Shitdrummer.

    4. Re:Seems much better by b17bmbr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      damn, where's mod points when you need them!!!

      on another note, a student of mine once said that the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am". The longest sentence is "I do".

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    5. Re:Seems much better by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      I tried sitting in them perfectly still so as it thinks it is vacant and cleans itself.

      Saves having to wipe, huh?

    6. Re:Seems much better by Ichijo · · Score: 1
      This seems much better than my idea of putting a big drain in the floor and using giant sprinklers hanging from the ceilings to clean my house; sort of like living in a giant dishwasher.
      But your idea also cleans the occupants!
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    7. Re:Seems much better by kollivier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, you don't need to be afraid to say it. It's the truth. Once you're married, she sure as hell is going to make sure you clean that bathroom until it's spotless!

      If you think that's a joke, try getting married. :)

    8. Re:Seems much better by ASUSanator · · Score: 1

      Funny you say that. It has an electronic toilet paper dispenser. I guess this is to prevent moisture entering the roll. It is kinda weird pressing a button at first.

    9. Re:Seems much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am". The longest sentence is "I do".

      Grammar nazi says the shortest sentence is "Go." Taking all the fun out of marital relations jokes, I know.

    10. Re:Seems much better by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      big drain in the floor and using giant sprinklers hanging from the ceilings to clean my house

      Giant dishwasher? More like the monkey cage at the zoo. Perfect for us who like to fling... poo.

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    11. Re:Seems much better by gmby · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted a "flushable bathroom!" Hot steam blast with a little cleaning solutions. This UV triggered strializaton cycle would be the iceing on the urinal cake!

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    12. Re:Seems much better by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Here in germany, they do this *every* time.

      And if you don't move out when the door goes open and wait until it closes again without sitting down... ...well, you certanly don't want to experience this! ;)

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    13. Re:Seems much better by jcr · · Score: 1

      Or, you can hire a maid yourself. You don't have to wait for your wife to hire one.

      -jcr

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    14. Re:Seems much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always can't help but laugh at the people who married the wrong woman.

    15. Re:Seems much better by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      I know, it's funny and so forth and so on. However, let me say, when I got married it was me cracking the whip on her to clean. She was so damn messy, it drove me crazy and getting her to clean was like pulling teeth. So be careful, sometimes those plans back fire.

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    16. Re:Seems much better by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      Amen! Brother, Amen...

    17. Re:Seems much better by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      It seems like pressing a button to get your toilet paper would be incredibly unsanitary. I don't even like touching the faucet on the sink.

    18. Re:Seems much better by schlumpf_louise · · Score: 1

      *big slap from all female slashdotters*

    19. Re:Seems much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? Sounds like paradise to me!

    20. Re:Seems much better by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      The button is probably not as bad as the tap at the sink. I don't want to get too graphical here, but at least when people go for the button, they haven't wiped yet :). There's a good chance the average person's hands are still clean at that point.

      If you're really paranoid, I guess you can try using your foot or something, but that's an image I don't need to think about :).

    21. Re:Seems much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of bathrooms in non US countries are already like that.

    22. Re:Seems much better by ASUSanator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, In most public toilets i fear having to use the taps. The push down ones are generally better as you just have to bang them and then wash not having to worry about turning them off again. The door is also a concern, they open inwards due to a lack of forethought on what is more sanitary, i guess ergonomics are more important. So the need to pull them open is neccisary.
      In town here though i know some secluded toilets that aren't signed and/or known about very much so i have the luxury of using very clean toilets when i need to.

    23. Re:Seems much better by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      I usually flush with my foot in public restrooms.

      The reason I thought the button would be less sanitary is when people need the second, third, ... square of paper. I've been in restrooms that use paper dispensers activated by IR sensors. That was okay, if not a little strange.

  6. Just how much does it do? by SocialEngineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it sweep up stray hairs after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date?

    It's the stuff people see that bothers them the most, in my experience :)

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    1. Re:Just how much does it do? by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the stuff people see that bothers them the most, in my experience :)

      Like a man with shaved shoulders and Robbin-Williams-thick backhair.

    2. Re:Just how much does it do? by kfg · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exactly. This is about bathroom sanitizing, not cleaning.

      Won't do a damned thing about dirt on the floor or mineral buildup in the shower/toilet; and these are the time consuming aspects of cleaning the bathroom.

      You can already mist antibacterials in a few seconds.

      And Lewis Thomas has made a few cogent remarks about the current mania over the bacterial boogeyman in his NEJM column. Read Lives of a Cell for the reprints.

      KFG

    3. Re:Just how much does it do? by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will it sweep up stray hairs after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date?

      Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight (lie buzzer) ..a date (lie buzzer) ..dinner with a friend (lie buzzer) ..dinner alone (lie buzzer) ..watching TV alone (lie buzzer) ..All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.(Lie buzzer) Sears catalog.(ding)Now will you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!(lie buzzer)

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    4. Re:Just how much does it do? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> ...after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date

      Great. The one woman on /. has to post in this thread!

    5. Re:Just how much does it do? by JumperCables233 · · Score: 1

      Date? What is this "date" of which you speak?

    6. Re:Just how much does it do? by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 1

      I think it's defined in RFC2822, but I'm not sure how it varies in temperature. Links, anyone?

    7. Re:Just how much does it do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Howdy, Mr. Szyslak.

    8. Re:Just how much does it do? by o'reor · · Score: 1
      It said "shoulders", not "armpits".

      The only people I know with hairy shoulders are usually men. Unless you are talking of a female ape, in which case I would recommend a little cautiousness in your comments (did you know female apes were capable of lifting 1000 lbs when they get really angry ?)

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    9. Re:Just how much does it do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Spectacular joke/head flyby.

    10. Re:Just how much does it do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it sounds like Moe from The Simpsons.

    11. Re:Just how much does it do? by ChildeRoland · · Score: 1

      Whose last name happens to be Szyslak. Hence the "Mr. Szyslak."

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    12. Re:Just how much does it do? by zobier · · Score: 2, Funny
      It said "shoulders", not "armpits".

      The only people I know with hairy shoulders are usually men. Unless you are talking of a female ape, in which case I would recommend a little cautiousness in your comments (did you know female apes were capable of lifting 1000 lbs when they get really angry ?)

      Well, I guess we know not to piss you off then.
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    13. Re:Just how much does it do? by Incadenza · · Score: 1
      Exactly. This is about bathroom sanitizing, not cleaning. Won't do a damned thing about dirt on the floor or mineral buildup in the shower/toilet; and these are the time consuming aspects of cleaning the bathroom.

      Since you can already buy self-cleaning clothing with nano-technology ,it really shouldn't be to hard to make a self-cleaning bathroom. Price might be a problem though, these garments are already way beyond my budget.

    14. Re:Just how much does it do? by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . . ketchup, honey, oil, red wine or blood simply run off the nano-surface. . .

      And onto the bathroom floor.

      KFG

  7. Thing is... by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never exactly said "hello" to tedious bathroom cleaning, as the watermelon-sized bacteria in there can attest to.

    1. Re:Thing is... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      Mine bacteria say hello back. They keep the rats away too.

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  8. Only half the battle by photojunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    As much as a counter that sanitizes itself (which is what this product does) is perfect for hospital and other biologically hazardous places - I'd so much rather have table that used concentrated bursts of plasma to eliminate ALL on it's surface. Or perhaps someone can invent an oatmeal that doesn't dry rock hard on the bowl when I'm doing dishes.

    1. Re:Only half the battle by SpacePirate20X6 · · Score: 1

      Fill your pans and bowls with water when you put them in the sink. Sure, it wastes a bit of water, but it helps a ton, seriously. :)

    2. Re:Only half the battle by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps someone can invent an oatmeal that doesn't dry rock hard on the bowl ...
      are we still in the bathroom ? Which reminds me ...

      Bottom fallen out of your world ?
      Have a Vindaloo curry, and watch the world fall out of your bottom !

  9. This will hurt Mexico.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say goodbye to Maria!

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  10. Hands? by mercuryswitch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So does this clean your hands when you touch the surface?

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    1. Re:Hands? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      It does, whether or not the nanoparticles directly do their job on the skin that's making contact. You're going to leave germs on the surface if you touch it, or run your hand along it. So there's less germs on your hand now. Since the surface is self-cleaning, you can assume you didn't simply trade the germs on your hand with the ones that would normally be on a regular surface, but instead have a net loss of germs on your hand. Does the oxidizing take place right on your skin as you stay in contact with the surface? Given that it seems to need light to do its work I'd say no, but you would still come away with a cleaner hand since the self-cleaning surface itself is always clean and bodies tend to leave little bits of themselves on pretty much everything.

    2. Re:Hands? by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      This surface must outgas or undergo some level of desorption http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desorption/

      So next time you clip your toe nails in the bathroom then have some strange need to scratch your ass (hey, it happens), you have just inserted thousands/millions of the company's property rights, well, ... right up your...

      I'm all for a Beowulf cluster but location is kind of important.

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    3. Re:Hands? by koko775 · · Score: 1

      Uh, last time I checked, your hands didn't radiate ultraviolet light...

  11. Sea shells by connah0047 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should just install 3 sea shells in each bathroom. That will make a cleaner society for us all.

    1. Re:Sea shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or you could just let out a string of obscenities

    2. Re:Sea shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 sea shells? What am I supposed to do with those?

    3. Re:Sea shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!

    4. Re:Sea shells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So please could you explain how to use the 3 sea shells?

  12. Missing the point by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People (at least the ones I know) do not clean their bathroom for health reasons. They do it because it's it's visually discusting. Now matter how healthy this new substance is, it will NOT get rid of the yellow stains on and around the toilet.

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    1. Re:Missing the point by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I suppose more than just the point is being missed here...

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    2. Re:Missing the point by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      People (at least the ones I know) do not clean their bathroom for health reasons. They do it because it's it's visually discusting. Now matter how healthy this new substance is, it will NOT get rid of the yellow stains on and around the toilet.

      But, if the yellow stains were as germfree and clean as a plate that has yellow residue from the fried eggs you just ate, which one would you consider disgusting?

    3. Re:Missing the point by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Man, I hate that! Why can't people aim?

    4. Re:Missing the point by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Clean or not, anything that squirts out of a PENIS provides a nasty mental visual.

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    5. Re:Missing the point by hab136 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Clean or not, anything that squirts out of a PENIS provides a nasty mental visual.

      There are many sites on the internet with girls who disagree with that statement (at least on camera).

    6. Re:Missing the point by NoData · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, if this is as powerful an oxidizer as they say, those stains won't form in the first place. The same way oxidizing cleaners break up stains, this stuff would be like having a constant coating of bleach on your bathroom surfaces. Furthermore, due to the "superhydrophilicity" of this titanium dioxide coating (as the article mentions), water will not form droplets (tension cannot be maintained), and thus you have a constant sheeting effect, allowing the surface to be very washable. There's a reason they use this stuff on self-cleaning windows on skyscrapers--it's not for the disinfecting action! It actually breaks up and releases the fine organic crud that makes stains in the first place.

    7. Re:Missing the point by zaxus · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are many sites on the internet with girls who disagree with that statement (at least on camera).

      I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. *Nudge* *nudge*, *wink* *wink*... :-)

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    8. Re:Missing the point by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like those instant hand sanitizing dispensers you see at some fast food restruants. Yeah it may kill anything on your hands (if used properly), but the dead whatever IS STILL LEFT ON YOUR HAND.

    9. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know sometimes when I go to pee I have a spray instead of a stream...

    10. Re:Missing the point by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I assume that you are a male, here is a tip for you (no pun,) pull your freagging foreskin before you urinate!

    11. Re:Missing the point by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      This sometimes happens whether you have a foreskin or not.

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  13. My self cleaning bathroom by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While planning my house, I was inspired by seeing a truck stop employee using a hose to clean the shop's bathroom. When I designed the house, I allowed the bathroom to be almost completely sealed, and had the walls poured in with concrete. The floor had a drain, and the roof had a high pressure rotating soap/water cycle sprinkler system. I'll follow up with some pictures in a minute.

    1. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doubles as your shower, then, yes?

    2. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Just curious, how do you handle drying the walls and floors of the bathroom? It must have an amazing ventilation system to stop huge amounts of humidity...

    3. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by jjeffries · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but do you have one of these?

    4. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by pz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Many of the bathrooms in the Mediterranean countries are like this. Often, they lack a well-defined shower area, have no shower curtain, sporting just a wall mounted hand-held telephone style shower head, and a central drain. (It's up to the user to make sure they don't spray the toilet paper and render it less than optimally useful!) But everything dries quite nicely, thank you. It all depends on the local humidity and temperature.

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    5. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by swillden · · Score: 1

      Just curious, how do you handle drying the walls and floors of the bathroom? It must have an amazing ventilation system to stop huge amounts of humidity...

      Depending on where he lives, that might not be an issue. Where I live, in the arid mountain west, humidity simply isn't a problem. If something is wet, just wait a little while and it will be dry. It's fairly common for people to have high-volume humidifiers in their homes to add a little moisture to the dry air.

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    6. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no problem because of the superior microkernel architecture deployed in his bathroom

    7. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
      While planning my house, I was inspired by seeing a truck stop employee using a hose to clean the shop's bathroom.

      Note to self: NEVER accept an invitation to go to this guy's house...

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    8. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      This is true in Finland also. There is typically a washroom in the house that has a washing machine (dryers are not often used), a sauna in a smaller subroom, and a shower area that has no door or any other seperating thing. There is often a drain in the main section of the washroom.

      There is usually another totally seperate smaller room with a toilet and sink. This caused problems for me as an exchange student -- I would wake up groggy in the morning, head into the washroom to take a shower, take of all my clothes, look around for the toilet, and then put my pants back on to go to the other room to take my morning piss.

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    9. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by LardBrattish · · Score: 3, Funny
      Note to self: NEVER accept an invitation to go to this guy's house...

      Linus, is that you?

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    10. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those aren't kernels, those are mushroom bodies!

    11. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by Lagerhowen · · Score: 3, Funny

      um... I'm sure I'm not the only person that pees in the shower, am I?

    12. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by GnuAge · · Score: 1

      I''ve got one of them there fancy self-cleaning bathrooms. At least I think I do 'cause my wife is always saying that I think the bathroom cleans itself.

    13. Re:My self cleaning bathroom by dosquatch · · Score: 1
      No, but the last girl I went out with had one mounted to her headboard.

      She told me it was empty, maybe next time.

      Now if she'd just return my calls...

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  14. Not a Biologist But... by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    How it works is that ultraviolet light below a specific wavelength causes electrons to excite and this gives the effects of oxidation. This oxidation disinfects better than commercial bleach.

    I'm not sure if I want to have that. I think "germs" and my cells aren't all that different in their ability to resist being killed. In fact, I think some germs can outlast my cells so intuitively, I don't think this idea is very safe. Maybe the right solution isn't to kill every thing but learn to live with bacterias, etc. Plus, it's not so much the micro-organisms that worry me but just rather bits of dust and hair that start to collect in some areas that bothers me and this idea doesn't really provide a solution to that.

    On the other hand, I've always wanted a titanium (not titanium oxide) clad bathroom that I can just torch or something to clean it the same way my oven does. When I first read the title, I thought someone figured out a smart and economical way of doing this.

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    1. Re:Not a Biologist But... by johndoe42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This would presumably work by catalyzing the oxidation (i.e. removal of electrons from) of organic molecules at or very near the surface. In other words, it will kill cells and decolorize componds that are on the surface where there's plenty of light.

      This won't hurt your fingers for two reasons. First, the surface cells are already dead. Second, it probably won't even work when a large opaque object (your finger) is blocking the light.

    2. Re:Not a Biologist But... by name773 · · Score: 1

      i think montag had a great job, despite the obvious problems some people have with it.

    3. Re:Not a Biologist But... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      The difference is that you're a multi-celled organism, so most of your cells are shielded from harsh chemicals. For example, you could pour bleach on your foot and not suffer any serious harm. But pour even a little bleach into a beaker of suspended bacteria or yeast cells, and they will all die. I'm not sure this self-cleaning surface would be any more dangerous to a person than a surface sprayed with bleach.

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    4. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Anpheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I on the other hand, would prefer my bathroom to be coated in Iron Oxide and Aluminum. That'll teach those bastards to inhabit my dwelling, and it'll teach me the fundamentals of chemistry and fire safety. Win-win!

    5. Re:Not a Biologist But... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I think "germs" and my cells aren't all that different in their ability to resist being killed.

      You don't have living cells on the surface of your skin.

      Maybe the right solution isn't to kill every thing but learn to live with bacterias, etc.

      Maybe the right solution is to just freeze in the dark, too!

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Not a Biologist But... by adpowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There still are potential problems. There was recently a report that Teflon-related chemicals are turning up everywhere, including 95% of humans tested. What if this gets into the bloodstream? Imagine this stuff comes off, gets into our bloodstream, and then we go outside. Would the UV from the sun penetrate deep enough to activate this? If so, I know I wouldn't want a bunch of oxidation catalysts floating around inside me.

    7. Re:Not a Biologist But... by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 2

      > Maybe the right solution isn't to kill every thing but learn to live with bacterias, etc.

      Maybe the right solution is to just freeze in the dark, too!

      That's not a very apt comparison... The cold is not going to get colder nor the night darker JUST because we have built a fire. Bacteria, on the other hand, DO stand to get stronger by our obsession with fighting them.

    8. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Danathar · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. Somebody should tell the researchers to KEEP the activation at the UV light range. That way it's safe until the janitor flips the UV switch (safely locked when not in use).

      I suspect there would be a market for portable UV lights for when you'd need to use that truck stop.

    9. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just saying to someone a couple of days ago, "They can make a self-cleaning oven, why can't they make a self-cleaning toilet?"

    10. Re:Not a Biologist But... by ChildeRoland · · Score: 1

      I'm not worried, I don't drink out of the toilet.

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    11. Re:Not a Biologist But... by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      You do if you live in LA :)

      Actually, most of the issues with teflon are related to the fact that while teflon is supposedly safe to 400f, many pans reach as high as 500f at parts. That unfortunately leads to teflon breakdown. There was a recent serious of tests in Cooks Illustrated amoung other places.

      Of course, I don't understand the fuss with teflon in the first place. My 'dupont teflon stain-free' carpet stains the worst (compared to the the previous one that was a super cheapie). My stain-free dockers with teflon have more coffee stains than my woolen trousers do, and teflon 'non-stick' cookware is typically worse than the stainless I usually use.

      Teflon sucks. It's nonsense.

      -WS

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    12. Re:Not a Biologist But... by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. The coating comes off too easily (even now that they're all scratch resistant), they can't go in the dishwasher, and nearly the whole basis of French cuisine is making sauce from stuff that sticks to the bottom of the pan. They're good for eggs, but not much else.

    13. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wanted a titanium (not titanium oxide) clad bathroom

      The whole reason titanium surfaces are so rust/stain/etc resistant is that titanium itself reacts almost instantly with atmospheric oxygen to form a thin crust of TiO2. That titanium oxide, only a few molecules thick, is extremely non-reactive and shields the bare metal from the environment. You really can't get bare titanium surfaces outside of a hard vacuum.

    14. Re:Not a Biologist But... by Da_Fridge · · Score: 1

      I guess you better not eat any Oreo's or M & M's as Titanium Dioxide is in both of those products

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    15. Re:Not a Biologist But... by epine · · Score: 1


      Economical? You must uniformly clueless about the economics of the industrial world to suggest replacing titanium dioxide (a cheap food grade additive) with metalic titanium. Perhaps you know a good place to scavenge some from a retired YF22.

      YF22 composition:

      # 28% Composites (carbon-carbon, thermoplastics etc.)
      # 37% Titanium
      # 20% Metal (Aluminum and Steel),
      # 15% "other" material, probably RAM absorbent materials which are still highly classified.

  15. This is all very dubious. by nodnarb1978 · · Score: 1

    This is all very dubious. If I've got the green apple splatters, I think I'm still gonna want to weigh in with the scrubbing bubbles after I'm done.

  16. cool by ikejam · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Levi's will pick up from here :)..

  17. Old News by Jubetas · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's already been done better.

  18. Not quite self cleaning by fsterman · · Score: 1

    "The titanium dioxide contains 'superhydrophilicity' which makes it so liquid droplets do not form on the surface. It makes the liquid run off and washes as it drips off."

    Riiiight, so now those little droplets of piss will form puddles.

    The best way is prevention; blacklights. If the only lighting in your bathroom is blacklights everyone will see every tiny mismatch in the surface of your bathroom, and no will walk in again. Of course you know where the real light switch is and can see how it looks in "reality."

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    1. Re:Not quite self cleaning by gbobeck · · Score: 1
      Riiiight, so now those little droplets of piss will form puddles.

      The best way is prevention; blacklights.


      No, actualy the best way is prevention by improving your damn aim, and the creative use of plastic wrap when visitors are at your place.
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    2. Re:Not quite self cleaning by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      Riiiight, so now those little droplets of piss will form puddles.

      The best way is prevention; blacklights.

      No, the best way to sit down when you take a piss at home.

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  19. Nanoparticles by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Funny
    My bathroom is already coated with nanoparticles; they're called "molecules."

    Nano-nano!

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    1. Re:Nanoparticles by BlueHands · · Score: 1

      And her i thought you were going to tell us your bathroom was coated with a certin kind of less savory molecules...

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    2. Re:Nanoparticles by geoff43230 · · Score: 1

      In a somewhat related story, Apple announces price drop on new Ipod Nanoparticales.

  20. The Japanese are way ahead of the Welsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been using titanium dioxide (TiO2) and UV light to clean hospitals in Japan for a few years now (probably more like a decade now). I'm sure these researchers may have found a new formulation, but the idea is not novel. The Japanese embedded the TiO2 in wall and floor tiles and watched it kill bacteria and other airborne organics when light was shown on it. The side products (if bigger than carbon dioxide or water) can then be easily wiped off.

    1. Re:The Japanese are way ahead of the Welsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Japanese are way ahead of the Welsh"

      You realise New South Wales is populated by Australians and is nowhere near Wales right?

    2. Re:The Japanese are way ahead of the Welsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which shows that even Australians are ahead of the Welsh!

  21. The best use by Feasoron · · Score: 1

    This could be huge. Not really for homes, where people will really want things to look really clean, but in public settings. Roadside rest stops, restaurants, and, most importantly, colleges can reduce the spread of bacteria this way. Yes they have cleaning staff, but this can run more frequently.

  22. UV Radiation in my Bathroom? by scotty1024 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much UV radiation do I get in my bathroom to activate this with?

    Are they expecting me to hang UV Elvis Felt Paintings and install UV lamps?

    I predict the bathrooms needing this the worst will be the ones getting the least UV radiation.

    1. Re:UV Radiation in my Bathroom? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      What about publc restrooms and their fluorescent light? Most of the light is converted by the phosphors into visible light, but I'd imagine there's still a good amount of UV emitted.

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    2. Re:UV Radiation in my Bathroom? by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Depending on the band gap and efficiency of the photocatalyst involved, natural light (IE. a window) should be sufficient to achieve this in a matter of hours.

      Disclaimer: I have studied the same topic at the University mentioned.

  23. Resistance? by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new oxide-resistant super-germ overlords.

  24. No, it won't by robbak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It will be stuck to the tiles and sinks. It will have an effect similar to oxidizing the biological stuff (germs, viruses, fungi) that contact it. The harmess gunk that remains will easily wash off.

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  25. Errata: by kfg · · Score: 1

    Actually, the ones I'm thinking of are in A Long Line of Cells. Read 'em both. Read 'em all. You'll be happy you did.

    KFG

  26. UNSW by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    My cousin goes to UNSW and last time he stayed with us, I can see why they'd be developing this type of technology.

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  27. Main problem... by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

    The main problem with a product like this is that it won't help those who need it most... mainly broke college students who don't clean up after themselves, because they won't be able to afford it.
    I have never been in a dirty rich persons home (at least the bathroom).

    1. Re:Main problem... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I have never been in a dirty rich persons home (at least the bathroom).

      That's because even a rich person has to use the bathroom. Rich people, I mean really rich people, often aren't even exactly sure where their kitchen is, and it's often workmanly dirty.

      Clean kitchens with lots of shiney things in it are a hallmark of the middle classes.

      KFG

  28. Re:slashcode feature suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone mod parent up

  29. Re:Can an AC really get a first post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, not this time.

  30. Oh! This is BRILLIANT! by writermike · · Score: 1

    It's perfect for MSN's iLoo..

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  31. YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the bathroom would clean YOU.

    1. Re:YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you fail it.

      In Soviet Russia, you clean bathroom.

      In new nanoparticle universe, bathroom clean YOU!

  32. More testing is needed. . . by GKThursday · · Score: 1

    I demand that this be put through the most rigorous testing known to man. I propose that this technology be installed in a Fraternity's bathroom.

    1. Re:More testing is needed. . . by Zimok · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think McDonalds toilets would have around the same effect...

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    2. Re:More testing is needed. . . by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      I suggest that the toilets at Reading Festival (probably other similar festivals) are one of the most suitable test environments for this, especially if it is the bacteria that cause the smell - I camped too close to them one year and it was not pleasant

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  33. Darn French... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was in France, they had little bathroom stalls on the sidewalks, cylindrical in shape. You put your money in, the door opens, you do your stuff, and then you leave. But as soon as that door closes the second time, it rinses itself down completely and drains right into the ground. They were obviously the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen.

    1. Re:Darn French... by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are pay toilets everywhere in Europe. They have a bad rep in the States, but over there you get what you pay for: the johns are sparkling clean. The free ones are not, especially in France.

      Of course, your average male Yank tourist has a bit of trouble getting used to finding a woman mopping around his feet...and having women come in to use the Messieurs when the Mesdames gets full may get a bit uncomfortable too.

      There are self-cleaning toilet seats in Autobahn gas stations in Germany. You drop a 1-euro coin in a slot to enter. When you get off the crapper it flushes itself, then a mechanical arm swings down with a brush and sprayer on it. The sprayer sprays, the brush spins, and the seat rotates 360 degrees...then as you leave, the coin mechanism spits out a coupon you can use to get your money back if you buy anything.

      rj

    2. Re:Darn French... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also pay toilets in San Francisco along the peers, at least when I was down there about 6 years ago they still had them. You'd pay to use it and after your done it would clean itself after you exited like a car wash.

    3. Re:Darn French... by Chucklz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, all who have been know how great the Autobahn rest stops are. I just want to know why the Toilettenfrau doesnt offer to shake for you! That would be service.

    4. Re:Darn French... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Americans With Disabilities Act likely has interfered with pay toilet deplyment. The smaller less comfortable standard units were sized in such a way to limit the ability to use them for other purposes beyond restroom use.

      The larger handicapped accessible units are both more expensive and more prone to abuse.

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  34. Sounds more comfortable than... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

    those toilets that shoot water at your ass to clean it - I'll stick with toilet paper thank you...

    1. Re:Sounds more comfortable than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im guessing you've never tried one of those. I got one of my own ass squirters after coming back from japan.. i love my bidet almost more than life itself

    2. Re:Sounds more comfortable than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      those toilets that shoot water at your ass to clean it

      I'll have you know that once you try one of those, you never want to go back. Especially if the ol' 'roids are acting up again.

      What I want to know is why they never mentioned this on Career Day. "Software engineering! You sit all day in an air-conditioned office, doing for a damn good paycheck what you'd do for free anyway!" They never mentioned what all that sitting would do to the blood vessels in your rectum. Bastards. At least now I know why the guy who hired me was squirming so much.

    3. Re:Sounds more comfortable than... by dorkygeek · · Score: 1
      Use a hard chair then, optimally a wooden one.

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  35. Someone had to invent it! by vuo · · Score: 1

    "The toiletbowl light needs to be changed".

    Seriously, this is more like desinfection than cleaning. The sheer amount of organic material people leave in toilets is not chemically destroyable. Toilet brushes won't become a thing of the past.

    1. Re:Someone had to invent it! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      The sheer amount of organic material people leave in toilets is not chemically destroyable. Toilet brushes won't become a thing of the past.

      More precisely, chemical means cannot destroy matter, they can only convert it between different forms. I've wondered this about self-cleaning windows too, as they use the same effect. I guess it helps that the coating makes the surface less sticky.

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  36. Outstanding! by Onuma · · Score: 1

    The Army needs to invest in stuff like this. But don't put it in Basic Combat Training barracks, those scrubs need to keep busy, and the Drill Sergeants need to have one more reason to smoke the life out of them :D

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  37. I wonder... by mofomojo · · Score: 1

    how many people and janitors might lose their job over this in the coming years.

    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No jobs will be lost until the scrubbing/mopping is automated. If a toilet is clogged and doo-doo water overflows, this magic material may make the floor slightly more sanitary but will not mop and squeegee away that doo-doo water.

  38. Strong enough to cope with... by Malc · · Score: 1
  39. As a janitor... by froschmann · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a janitor, I can tell you that this will not eliminate the need for cleaning staff. The most important thing we do is replace supplies. The next biggest thing we do is fix unusual problems before they get to be a serious problem (lady flushes sanitary product, someone shits all over sink, etc.). As far as sinks and counters go, we polish mirrors, and then get hair and soap off of sinks. The most important thing is to have the bathroom look good. This might help with getting black gunk and algae out of toilets or sanitizing fixtures, but the important things will still require janitors. People never seem to realize the amount of critical thinking required. You can't replace cleaning staff with untrained or stupid people or machines unless you want problems. We notice things that a machine wouldn't notice and clean or fix. Paying attention to small things can really save your ass sometimes. For instance, if the tone drops on the vacuum cleaner, you have a slipping belt. If you ignore it, you get melted rubber all over the floor. An untrained person doesn't notice this, and has to pay to replace burned carpet. A machine has similar problems. You can't simply automate cleanup crews.

    1. Re:As a janitor... by Onuma · · Score: 1

      Good insight. Attention to detail cannot afford to be ignored, and while I think this would make the purely sanitary situation better there is still the fact that hair, dirt, fecal matter, etc. would need to be cleaned up and disposed of properly.
      Aesthetics is one of the biggest things in the military, if it looks good and smells good, it probably is good. An inspecting Sergeant or Officer comes in and smells a clean latrine and automatically has cleanliness in his brain...no doubt the same goes for supervisors in the civilian world who have to make sure that the Janitors are doing their jobs properly.

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    2. Re:As a janitor... by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      If we can't replace human beings with machines, then what's the point of being alive?

    3. Re:As a janitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As a janitor, I can tell you that this will not eliminate the need for cleaning staff."

      So, where did you get your philosophy degree from?

    4. Re:As a janitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, Roger Wilco, what an honour!

    5. Re:As a janitor... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      A janitor - let me guess... You must have a doctorate in electronic engineering.

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    6. Re:As a janitor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a certificate in HTML programming from DeVry.

    7. Re:As a janitor... by froschmann · · Score: 1

      No, but the work is part time. We had 2 PHDs working with us for a while. If you need extra money, but just want some physical labor after a hard day's desk job, it can be great. 6-8 hours, a couple days a week gives you cash and doesn't make you think too much.
      I also get first dibs on all the old computer equipment. The things offices throw out (I got an 1800+ machine and a couple P3 1.5s the other night).

  40. Stronger than bleach! by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    gives the particles an oxidizing quality stronger than any commercial bleach

    So I guess no more walking barefoot in the bathroom anymore, given that prolonged contact with skin is something you're not supposed to do with bleach, and this stuff is worse.

  41. One of those things... by Tecfreak7 · · Score: 1

    It sounds like one of those things like Teflon where it sounds like a great idea at first, but in 5 or 10 years, they find out that it'll kill you if you're exposed to it for too long or something.

  42. Terminology? Or different bathing practices? by ben_kelley · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFA has a caption that says "bathroom", but the photo is clearly a toilet rather than a bath tub.

    Self cleaning or not, I'm not sure that's a very sanitary mistake to make!

    1. Re:Terminology? Or different bathing practices? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      For some strange reason Americans are incapable of using the terms "toilet" or "lavatory", and hide their true function behind the euphamisms "bathroom" and "restroom".

      On the other hand our British ancestors were no better, as the roots of both "toilet" and "lavatory" are french word for washing!

  43. Wonders of modern technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The self-cleaning bathroom!
    The self-lubricating engine!
    The self-destructing warp engine!
    The self-freshening refrigerator!
    The self-brushing dog!
    The self-fucking penis!

    Why, the possibilities are endless!

  44. More than baceria by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

    Sure, this kills bacteria but it's not going to remove pubes, skid marks in the bowl, soap splashes on the counter top, etc. Until they make rooms that you can seal up and run through a wash cycle there will be no such thing as true self-cleaning.

    1. Re:More than baceria by jcr · · Score: 1

      it's not going to remove pubes

      Actually, it probably would, but they'd take longer. Only part that's in contact with the catalyst would react.

      -jcr

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  45. efficient by SP33doh · · Score: 1

    well, this is certainly a lot more practical than those public bathrooms that spray water and drain after each use.

  46. Won't clean as effectively as... by jesser · · Score: 1
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  47. Pzzzt.... by 2Bits · · Score: 1

    As far as /.ers are concerned, they should have invented something to clean the keyboard first. You'd expect we clean the bathroom before we even clean the keyboard?

  48. Demolition Man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! He doesn't know how to use the 3 Sea Shells!

  49. Where can I order them? by masdog · · Score: 1

    I need ten of these. Where can I get them?

  50. Nothing to see here, move along by melikamp · · Score: 1

    Old news. These were around for a few billion years. They are called "rivers".

  51. One big flush by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I always thought of designing a bathroom like one big toilet bowl: you just flush the whole room and there is a big drain in the middle.

    1. Re:One big flush by bobstay · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then you would be walking around, taking a shower and brushing your teeth in "one big toilet bowl"

  52. In other news.... by qcs-rf.com · · Score: 1

    After a recent remodel of the restroom facilities campus-wide, university administrators are noticing an decrease in the ability of the male dormitory tenants to properly aim ^H^H^H^H use the facilities. Administrators are currently investigating the cause.

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  53. TiO2 will save the whales by w.timmeh · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that it was being mooted to use the same stuff to remove organic (as in chemistry) pollutants from the air. It's photocatalytically active, can form very thin films, and has interesting optical properties, hence its use as a pigment in paints.

  54. Psycho Oxidizer by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    What horror movie screenplay will be the first to feature the bathroom scene?

    Joe Blow is one of the first to move into a new super metroplex. Apartments, retail outlets, movie theatres, gymnasiums, self cleaning-bathrooms. You name it; it's all right next door.

    Joe heads over to the gym and works up an appetite, so he heads over to Taco Bell (such convenience), and then over to catch a movie.

    [Later that night]

    Taco Bell is not sitting well with Joe, and Joe heads for the self-cleaning bathroom to live up to his name. No need for the toilet paper protectant here: "This shit is self-cleaning!" thinks Joe. He sits down whistling and prepares to do his business, when suddenly--the lights go out.

    The whistling stops and then Joe calls out, "Hey, that's not funny. Turn the lights back on!"

    [Cue the Super Ultraviolet Cleaning Rays of Reactive Oxidative Death.]

    And then the screaming starts and Joe burns. Sure he could stand up and run out, but this is a Hollywood production. Bad luck for Joe.

  55. OK, let's all sing! by NewKimAll · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are times throughout the day when I must 'hit the can'.
    A strange light inside the restroom, seems to make my skin turn tan.
    Now I'm feeling ill from restroom visit number four.
    If I do not get out of here, I'll faint upon the floor.

    Ooohhhhhh, SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.
    Just the very sound of it, makes me feel quite atrocious.
    The chemicals inside this stuff, just burns my lungs ferocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.

    There's test results that say that female parts will grow precocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious.

    Skin cancer from the lights will make your final days atrocious.
    SuperHydroPhiliciticexpialidocious!!!!
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  56. We've got other solutions.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Like a surface that disinfects itself with electrostatic charges that disrupt bacterial membranes. I think this is already in use in hospitals, and I know it's in use, even at my dentist's office.

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  57. Re:slashcode feature suggestion by leenks · · Score: 1

    You could always just diff the dupes!

  58. Not New by ad1 · · Score: 0

    actually this liquid formula is already created. It is currently used in cars and building to reduce smell caused by bactaria or microorganism. http://www.arc-flash.com.tw/

  59. Won't this just evolve stronger germs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that can't be killed with the bathroom surfaces?

    Besides, didn't /. recently run a piece on how your keyboard is filthier than your toilet seat?

  60. Now all we need ... by Ranger · · Score: 1

    ... are slashdotters that are self-cleaning.

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  61. Self-cleaning house: This was done! by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    There's a lady in California who lives in a "self cleaning house" much as you describe. Sprinklers in the cieling, drains in the floor, blowers in the walls.

    She and her inventor husband built it, I believe in the 50s. It was the sort of thing that appeared in Popular Mechanics and newsreels.

    The lady, now very old, still gives demonstrations by appointment. There was an article about her and the house in the paper a few years back. It all seemed kind of sad.

    I don't think cieling sprinkler type washing is really practical. You'd need to have plastic upholstery, and store away all the books and such. Anyway, it takes more than running water to really get stuff clean. Just hosing down your car just removes loose dust.

    THAT SAID . . . I think nano-coatings in conjunction with sprinklers specifically in a bathroom might just work. You'd need a really tight and well-sealed bathroom, like one of those molded one-piece things used in mobile homes.

  62. Sterile environments aren't always great by Xeirxes · · Score: 1

    Just because you can make this sort of bathroom is good, but I don't think I would want one in my home. I think it would probably weaken my immune system if I used a sterile environment like that. However, public bathrooms; it would be great.

  63. hyperactive immune systems by doug141 · · Score: 1

    Say goodbye to tedious bathroom cleaning!

    And say hello to more auto-immune diseases?

  64. 'superhydrophilicity'? by geekbruin · · Score: 1

    i thought hydrophobic meant uh... dislike of water and hydrophilic meant like of water. doesn't this mean that something that's got 'superhydrophilicity' powers is going to really like water? like, your carnuba wax car wax makes water bead because it's, well, waxy. am i missing something?

  65. Don't think it would oxidize "Gunk" by riker1384 · · Score: 0

    To me it seems that it would have this problem:

    When you clean a surface with bleach and water you mechanically mix any contaminants with the solution, and the water dissolves the contaminants as well. With these surfaces I'd imgaine they'd only oxidize whatever is in IMMEDIATE contact with the surface. So, they might work for walls or ceilings that come into contact with microscopic aerosols, but I can't see how they'd work with anything else.

  66. hmm... by xjammiesx · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, now toilets are not needed anymore and I can shit on the floor? On a sidenote, what is my girlfriend going to do now that the bathroom cleans itself?

  67. Slashdot, Read This Post... by patio11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... because this is the best answer I have ever seen to the question "So what do you do that cannot more profitably automated or outsourced to $COUNTRY_WITH_LOWER_STANDARD_OF_LIVING?" and it was posted by a janitor.

    1. Re:Slashdot, Read This Post... by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is "janitor" a dirty word, or something? Because otherwise I don't understand the relevance of your last sentence...

  68. Titanium availability by filament · · Score: 0

    If this gets into the mainstream, how will it affect the titanium market? People might start wanting it on all the surfaces in their home - benches, showers, baby bottles, paint, toys, computer keyboards etc.

    And will there be any long-term effects from touching treated surfaces?

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  69. Well by Skythe · · Score: 0

    We have bathrooms that clean themselves, robots that clean our floor for us.
    In the future, slashdotters will have autonomous beings that will clean everything else.
    Of course, these are already available to the general public. I believe they are called 'girlfriends'.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had one of these, but in time it stoped cleaning effectivly and support sugested that I upgrade girlfriend 1.0 to wife 2.0 - the process if very epensive as I found out - so be ware of this!! :)

  70. Isn't this a very old story? by jcr · · Score: 1

    Seems to me I first heard of titanium-catalyst coatings something like five or six years ago. Any organic material on a tile coated with this compound, would oxidize and break up its polymers, leaving you with gaseous CO2, water vapor and nitrogen. Really fast in the presence of sunlight, and not quite so fast under artificial light.

    Isn't this the same stuff?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Isn't this a very old story? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

      True, I first heard about it being used on skyscrapper windows so that buildings could be kept clean of smog and soot simply using sunlight and rain.

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  71. "Self-Cleaning" - Yet Another Marketing Term? by layer3switch · · Score: 1

    Didn't someone say the same thing about Teflon coating? Only difference here is oxidation process through UV light. That's hardly "self-cleaning." More like watching paint dry... at least, according to the rate of my visit to the toilet that is...

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  72. Hey, wait. Titanium dioxide is sunscreen by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    The pitch here is they'll embed titanium dioxide in the material of bathroom surfaces, someone will switch on the UV, the TiO2 will absorb UV and get activated into the Avenging Oxidizer which will destroy all life in its path. Its path is very short so it will "kill germs on surfaces".

    In that case, what does titanium dioxide do when it's a sunscreeen ingredient? It absorbs UV, other things being equal it would oxidize to destruction any organic molecules it could get its hands on, and it's smeared over my skin.

    Also, why do you need the TiO2 to kill bacteria if you've already got a short-wavelength UV light?

  73. Needs the ozone hole by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    See! The hole in the ozone layer is useful after all. More UV == shinier shine and whitier white.

    This product probably does not work anywhere where SPF10 sunscreen works. Here Down Under (SPF 30 land) it will work a treat.

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  74. i claim prior art! by sdnoob · · Score: 1

    urnials are already self-cleaning!

    send royalty payments to...

  75. Continued offtopic humor by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am". The longest sentence is "I do".

    >Grammar nazi says the shortest sentence is "Go." Taking all the fun out of marital relations jokes, I know.

    "No."

  76. OT: Down Under by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Me, living in "o" down under (as opposed to "el" down under), can guarantee you that SPF30 being enough would be a blessing. My mom, who had a small skin cancer, can only go outside (everyday I mean) with SPF60... The stuff is so stingy that she mixes it with Nivea Cream just so she can endure passing it on her face.

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    1. Re:OT: Down Under by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be easier to just use zinc oxide/ titanium dioxide cream? It would give you a 100% block without the harsh side effects of octylbenzone but does leave you looking pasty white.

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  77. I have got a better idea! by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

    If I spray this coating on myself I never have to use the bathroom anymore!

  78. Caution: Self cleaning bathroom.Enhanced indoor UV by scotty1024 · · Score: 1

    The application of this technology that was working for me was one of the fluorescent twisty bulbs coated with the material. In that case they beat inverse square by having the material directly on the surface of the bulb.

    Unfortunately the bulb burned out after only two weeks. I haven't figured out yet if that was a result of the manufacturing of the bulb, or it commenting on the amount of work I was asking it to do in cleaning my indoor environment...

    So if being on the surface of the bulb makes it work, I wonder just how much UV you need to have it punch through inverse square and work on a floor or sink or toilet seat? Would one need to hang a sign that read: "Caution: Self cleaning bathroom. Enhanced indoor UV levels present. Please limit exposure to less than 15 minutes to prevent elevated risks of sunburn, skin cancer, dizziness, shortness of breath, de-hydration, breast cancer, colon cancer, painful rectal bleeding..."

  79. Self-Cleaning Bathroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A self cleaning bathroom can save you a lot of work... If you don't mind your hands and feet being bleached when you walk in and your butt having a white ring around it when you sit on the toilet.

  80. Urine glows in UV light by mswope · · Score: 1

    This may not have the aesthic appeal that you might think it would...

  81. Anti-Goth Cleanser by Old+Spider · · Score: 1

    Okay, lemmie get this straight. This stuff stays there all the time, is activated by UV --blacklights, possibly, which are common in nightclubs/discotheques, and is highly oxidizing. So, are we also to assume there won't be any trouble with... oh say, lawsuits when people accidently back into a wall or pass out on the floor only to find they're clothes have been bleached? How about hair?

  82. I'm still waiting for by thelonestranger · · Score: 1

    someone to invent a selfcleaning ass to go with this.

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  83. Piss all over the seat... by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    piss all over the seat is still piss all over the seat. Pubic hair clustered on the floor and stuck to various porcelain fixtures is still pretty gross. And all those people whose aim is _so_poor_ that they get feces _outside_ of the toilet... wtf?

    The fact is, public restrooms are pretty gross to begin with, and ones without a regular cleaning staff are absolutely unuseable. Self cleaning restroom without an actual cleaning staff will make no difference.

    I know none of you guys clean your bathrooms at home, because as I guy I can vouch for our basic laziness and general disgusting behavior. If any of you has a wife, girlfriend, domestic partner, or yes, your mom, for some of you, who does clean the bathroom, you had damned well better appreciate her.

  84. K so... by bermudatriangleoflov · · Score: 0

    Ok let me get this straight. It will kill the germs but what about all the other crap? Still have to get in their and scrub all the poop off the toilet don't you??

  85. Why for toilets? by Xerp · · Score: 1

    Surely this would be better used for keyboards?

  86. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cillit Bang?

  87. Self-cleaning toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome, now if they could apply the same science to keyboards, you wouldn't need all those tissues whilst you're surfin' the net.

  88. OT by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    I think this marks the first time I have seen a Martin Short quote in a sig. Whatever happened to Lawrence Orbach?

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  89. What it will do by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Is make many of those much easier to clean/wipe off.

    This is why many buildings are now being coated with TiO2-based paints - While incredibly strong and nasty cleaning agents used to be needed to wash gunk off the buildings, normal old rain is now sufficient to completely wash those buildings.

    Likewise, stuff you used to need ammonia/rubbing-alcohol-based cleaning products for will most often only require plain old water to clean.

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    1. Re:What it will do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it been proven that it is the TiO2 paint that eases the cleaning or is it simply the more acidic rain?

    2. Re:What it will do by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Given that there are non-TiO2-coated buildings in close proximity (getting the exact same rain), and those buildings are still a pain to clean, it's pretty likely that the paint is responsible.

      TiO2-coated buildings actually cleanse NOx out of the air, essentially removing the root cause of acid rain.

      One disadvantage is that they do this by converting it into nitric acid, so very dilute nitric acid WILL eventually reach the groundwater anyway. That said, the nitric acid is being produced in a much more controllable manner (i.e. it's not in the air, etching away at anything and everything, including people's lungs). Also at least one of the TiO2-based photocatalytic paint manufacturers, EcoPaint, mixes calcium carbonate into the paint to neutralize any nitric acid generated for the first 3-5 years.

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  90. Splashdown by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried, I don't drink out of the toilet.
    Ah, so you always place the lid down before flushing? The water particles sprayed out of the commode when flushed can travel several feet. Try putting blue food coloring in the commode and flushing it, and seeing how much area gets covered. Water glasses, toothbrushes...

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  91. like SNL said by fuentes · · Score: 1

    "MONKEY HATE CLEAN!"

  92. Goodbye, Blue Monday! by Radrik · · Score: 1

    n/t

  93. Oh Please.... These have been around for awhile by C.+Alan · · Score: 1

    My parents and I took a grand tour of europe in the summer of 1992. Being from the United States, we rented a car in Paris, and drove down the highway of the Sun down to Barcalona Spain to catch the olympics. On the way, we spent one night at a Grand Prix Inn.

    Grand Prix Inn seem to be the french equivelent of a Motel 6, only it look like it was built out of Lego. All the building were plastic, and modular. Like most french hotels, the rooms did not have bathrooms, and the bathrooms were located just off the lobby area.

    One of the first things you noticed about these bathrooms were the lights over the door as you went in. There was a red light and a green light. You could only enter the bathroom when the light was green. After using the bathroom, as soon as you closed the door upon exit, the light would turn red and you could hear the bathroom starting to clean itself. It took about 5 minutes, and then the light would turn green again, and the bathroom door would unlock.

    The bathrooms themselves were quite small, and each one had only a shower, toilet, and a sink. The entire bathroom appearted to have been made from one large plastic casting, as the only seams you could find in the entire room was the door.

  94. Overprotection makes you weaker by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Imagine if you grew up in with one of these all your life, then you have to take a piss in a dirty public WC or something, that could kill you.

  95. Downtown Melbourne's self cleaning public toilet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my recent trip to Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, I saw many metallic structure. It turned out to be a self cleaning public toilet. You go in and do your biological duty. After you leave, the public toilet cleans itself.
    Here is the manufacturer.
    http://www.rba.com.au/exeloo/galaxy.html

  96. Requires low-levels of UV light by Yankel · · Score: 1

    Since they'll need to install a bulb in the pot anyway...

    1. We'll finally get a built-in night-light making it easier to aim in the dark.

    2. I can't wait to see the mods.

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  97. Re:Caution: Self cleaning bathroom.Enhanced indoor by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

    That's probably a different technology entirely. This stuff works by being a contact-based oxidizing catalyst. If it's on the buld, then it's not exactly going to do anything to various things growing on fixtures.

    Another question: is this related to the titanium (di?)oxide that was talked about a while ago to keep windows clean by virtue of the UV in sunlight?

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  98. BAD MONKEY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome, I can finally get rid of my bathroom monkey.

  99. Wah, wah, wah. by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    http://www.youaredumb.net/archive/2005/10/31

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  100. I'd Like to Test That by triso · · Score: 1
    ...Say goodbye to tedious bathroom cleaning!
    I'd like to test that statement after a night of drinking too many lagers and then chowing down on a vindaloo curry. Testing begins at 7am the next day. Hey kids, it's the Hershey Squirts vs. Nano Technology.
  101. Doesn't work by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I've tried getting married... but I'm a /.'er so I can't get a date much less a wife.

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  102. Ultraviolet? Ha! by AdamReyher · · Score: 1

    I don't need no ultraviolet! I swear I saw something to the effect of a self cleaning bathroom on Tool Time, once.

    - Adam

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  103. Dirt is dirt by evildogeye · · Score: 1

    Even if your bathroom turns it white, dirt, bacteria, germs, etc, are still pretty undesirable.