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Geneticists Claim Aging Breakthrough

Quirk writes "The Science section of The Guardian is reporting on recent experiments by geneticists 'to unlock the secrets of the aging process has created organisms that live six times their usual lifespan, raising hopes that it might be possible to slow ageing in humans.' 'In the experiment, Dr Longo's team took yeast cells and knocked out two key genes, named Sir2 and SCH9. The latter governs the cells' ability to convert nutrients into energy. They found that instead of dying after a week, the cells lived for up to six weeks.''Research has now begun to test whether the effect works in mice.' So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice."

408 comments

  1. Hilander by Morky · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am Mickey McMouse of the clan McMouse, and I am immortal.

    1. Re:Hilander by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new immortal headless-mice overlords!!

      (come on, you know SOMEONE is going to post it, better to get it out of the way)

    2. Re:Hilander by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the sequence of the gene the prolongs life for you and me? CTGACTGCATC!

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    3. Re:Hilander by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I am Mickey McMouse of the clan McMouse, and I am immortal.

      The only thing that will last longer than I will is the copyright on my face.

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    4. Re:Hilander by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Algernon called; he wants his science back.

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    5. Re:Hilander by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 1

      Son of a...! I came here for the sole reason of posting that. All nerds think alike I guess...

    6. Re:Hilander by stud9920 · · Score: 1
      What's the sequence of the gene the prolongs life for you and me? CTGACTGCATC!
      ATC ! ATC !
    7. Re:Hilander by georgewad · · Score: 1

      Well, we all have our problems.

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    8. Re:Hilander by Quevar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a patent on that gene. You owe me money.

    9. Re:Hilander by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      ...I've never seen cheese this old, folded this many times...

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    10. Re:Hilander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...isn't that incomplete? DNA replicates to mRNA, which is carried out of the nucleus to the ribosomes, where it is bound to rRNA. The rRNA is stripped of it's amino acid which is bound to other amino acids in a chain which forms a new protein.

      rRNA only has 3 nucleotides to match. Basically making DNA/RNA have a 4 state "bit" and a 3 "bit" "byte".

      CTG|ACT|GCA|TC?

    11. Re:Hilander by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the damn made for tv movie to come out on DVD. Mediocre I'm sure, but I'm a sucker for that story.

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    12. Re:Hilander by corngrower · · Score: 5, Funny

      All those jokes about anti-aging discoveries never grow old, do they?

    13. Re:Hilander by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I thought of mentioning Cue "incomplete codon" jokes here..., but I guess I didn't think anyone would be enough of a dork to point it out.

      Then again, I was being pretty dorky in the first place.

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    14. Re:Hilander by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Indeed you were, i think only you and 3 others got it :)

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    15. Re:Hilander by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start

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    16. Re:Hilander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it spelt GATTACA

    17. Re:Hilander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's the sequence of the gene the prolongs life for you and me? CTGACTGCATC!

      Okay, I'll admit it: I have no idea what the joke is here.

    18. Re:Hilander by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1

      To the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club" theme song... though a few too many syllables. Still funny. And I'm drunk and still figured it out.

    19. Re:Hilander by aug24 · · Score: 1
      ...and I see you've gone for the authentic 1518 piss-poor spelling too, Highlander.

      Justin.

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  2. Worms by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    didn't they find the secret of aging in worms some while ago?

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    1. Re:Worms by vought · · Score: 1

      Worms, mice. Feh!

      All I know is that all these stories about "breakthroughs" in aging are getting old.

  3. We have that already by Chowser · · Score: 5, Informative

    We have cells already that are not governed by the normal life/death cell cycle. It's called CANCER. Cancer cells have autononmous growth and multiply indefinitely.

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    1. Re:We have that already by sgeye · · Score: 1

      Yes, but cancer cells don't stay in interphase long enough to do their normal functions. They go through the cell cycle faster than normal, splitting more often than normal cells, which is why they end up causing tumors.

    2. Re:We have that already by iamplupp · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are over simplifying. For a normal cell to become a tumor cell all of the following mutations are required:

      * telomerase activity
      * insensitivity to apoptosis by either disrupting the proapoptotic signal pathway (Bax, P53, effector-caspase etc) increase the expression of antiapoptotic signals such as Bcl-2
      * growth factor independence (ie constitutively active Ras)
      * insentivitity to growth inhibitors
      * proangiogenetic mutations

    3. Re:We have that already by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      I thought cancer cells die just like regular cells; however their vastly increased reproduction rates, over time, cause the "cancer" effect and runaway growth?

    4. Re:We have that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would assume we want something controlable and we haven't been able to control (much less cure) cancer without using very invasive methods. Perhaps it's easier (or at least healthier) to increment longevity bit by bit than start with cancer and "downgrade".

    5. Re:We have that already by St0rmwarden · · Score: 1

      then couldn't you do things the other way around and impose these genes on cancer cells to force them to get old and die? Just an idea.

    6. Re:We have that already by Chowser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes I know, it was a purposeful oversimplification. My point was also showing that jumping from yeast cells to mice is overly optimistic at best, and that transferring such a mutation from a single cell organism to a mammal may lead to unforseen consequences.

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    7. Re:We have that already by NEwBoY04 · · Score: 1, Informative

      and the key there is telomerase activity. the anti-aging problem hasnt been solved at all by this discovery, which is merely a modified physiological state leading to prolonged survival. the true anti-aging key is to figure out a way to artificially activate telomerase past the embryonic stage of animal development. if we do that then our cells will be able to replicate our genetic code indefinitely without having to worry about genetic deterioration and telomere destruction.

    8. Re:We have that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, jumping from yeast to mice is a fairly common thing to do in genetic research. I'm oversimplifying here as well, but the way genetic research often works is to start with a eukaryote model (yeast), then move to an animal model (like drosophila, or fruit flies), then a mammal model (mouse), before moving on to more complex mammals (with the ultimate goal being humans). Along the way, you might also pass through other species (one of my colleagues downstairs is all about sea urchins). Since each of these experiments can take a long time (though simpler organisms tend to be faster, which is why they're used), I suppose it would make sense to go straight from yeast to mice if you already know that these same genes are present.

      It's astonishing how much genetic material is shared going all the way back to yeast, and how much genetic research is transferable. Yeast is a eukaryote (so, while single-celled, they have a nuclei, unlike bacteria), and though it usually reproduces asexually, it can be made to undergo meiosis and bind half its genetic material with that of a "mate".

      Note: I am not a genetic researcher, but I work in the same research facility as some, and am encouraged to understand more or less what they do.

    9. Re:We have that already by squoozer · · Score: 1

      Well someone round here has brushed up on their biology a bit. This has got to be the most science based post I have ever seen :o). Now if you could just explain what you were talking about...

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    10. Re:We have that already by chinodelosmuertos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is true. Now ask yourself why cells which undergo more frequent mitotic divisions are the ones that develop cancer more commonly: your colorectals, your prostates, your lungs (in smokers, where there's constant damage).... the more replications a cell does, the more your errors you are likely to accumulate. This includes, but is not limited to, the examples you mentioned above. Take a cell and extend its lifespan, allow the DNA damage to increase and the DNA mismatch repair to fail, and voila, instant neoplasm.

    11. Re:We have that already by caerus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well the foreseen consequences of not doing anything about aging are well known... getting frail, sick and dying.

      The Sirtuin genes are well established as a regulator of genes expressed near the ends of telomeres and there are many researchers studying its effects in mammals in fact there are pharmaceutical companies (Sirtris for instance) betting the pharm that, resveratrol, a component of red wine and activator of mammalian sir2 pathway, can be tweaked into a more powerful drug and help everyone live healthier longer.

      Whichever way you look at it... aging is going to be "oh so yesterday..." within the next few years. Baby boomers will soon get the message that we know enough to start really looking at the dysfunction that increases as we get older as "treatable" by attacking it at the root cellular processes which give rise to it. Now if only those people in the "pro-aging trance" could wake-up we'd there would really be an all out War on Aging and many of our parents and loved ones would be around longer not to mention the 250 billion dollars that would be saved not having to buy diapers for them. Seems the best solution to the rising costs of Medicare from an increasingly frail population that everyone is whining about is to maker sure they don't get frail in the first place.

      In fact..

      There's a research prize of THREE MILLION DOLLARS being offered to the scientist that beat the world record for the lifespan of a mouse using any technologies available.

      Mprize

    12. Re:We have that already by tongue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      this is hardly the case. telomerase, as it turns out, is already active past the embryonic stage of development, in exactly two cell types: spermatocytes, which give rise to sperm, and for the win, care to guess the other kind?

      Cancer cells.

      just having telomerase activity isn't something that's going to let us live forever. the key to long life for a cell is very different from that of long life for humans in general. in some cells, you really DON'T want them to live forever, because they'd never divide. Think scarring and skin. or your intestinal surfaces: food always scraping the sides away and never growing back? recipe for disaster.

      Short version: we need to get used to the idea of getting older and dying. immortality ain't in the cards anytime soon.

    13. Re:We have that already by vettemph · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what color goo will it be this time?

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    14. Re:We have that already by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I wonder if the scientists performing these experiments have thought of that.

      DUH.

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    15. Re:We have that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      "they have a nuclei"

      You are a fucktards.

    16. Re:We have that already by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      transferring such a mutation from a single cell organism to a mammal may lead to unforseen consequences.

      Im guessing thats why they are looking for volunteer mice.

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    17. Re:We have that already by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      Short version: we need to get used to the idea of getting older and dying. immortality ain't in the cards anytime soon.

      Yes, thay's why we should be investing more in anti-aging and time-travel research.

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    18. Re:We have that already by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      These people need to watch the Klumps.

    19. Re:We have that already by Snaller · · Score: 1

      We love it when you talk dirty to us!

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    20. Re:We have that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientist YUUUGH has perfected his method of extracting heat from wood, grass, and leaves. His new invetion, FIRE, will soon be avalible on the market.

      The sceintific community fully belives that Fire will be instrumental in the quest for Nuclear Fusion, which optimists say will be on the market later this year.

    21. Re:We have that already by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      true, however in order to do this, they have to divide frequently. The telomeres act as a limit to this. Each division shortens them. Eventually the DNA will unravel, causing the cells undergoing uncontrolled division to essentially suicide, stopping the cancer.

      For a cancer to be nasty, the Telomerase gene has to be turned on, regenerating the telomeres so the cancer has unlimited growth.

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    22. Re:We have that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh. I was wondering where the darn plurals for "mathematic" went. Now I know.

  4. i know when we will see these benefits by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    i know exactly when these amazing age-related breakthroughs will come to fruition for humanity

    exactly at the age at which i am too old to partake of any of it

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    1. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      Perfect, I'm a year younger than you!

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    2. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by timster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so the big question for the rest of us is: how old are you two?

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    3. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by Cunk · · Score: 1

      Do you really need to know both their ages?

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    4. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Do you really need to know both their ages?

      If you know one's age you know both, so you may not need to, but if you know one you'llbe forced to know both.... Besides, egging both of them two to answer doubles the chance that you'll get an answer at all!

    5. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by Tipa · · Score: 1

      I hope to God you're older than me, then.

    6. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by timster · · Score: 1

      Yes, since I don't trust the second guy.

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    7. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by leipzig3 · · Score: 1
      i know exactly when these amazing age-related breakthroughs will come to fruition for humanity

      exactly at the age at which i am too old to partake of any of it

      Why is everyone thinking only of humanity? Think of the effect this will have on beer production.

    8. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by caerus · · Score: 1

      With the pace of science and accumulation of medical knowledge doubling every four years I wouldn't count ANYONE out.

      Tony Atala, a well respected scientist at the cutting edge of stem cell research has been able to duplicate and rejuvenate almost every living tissue in the human body with their own stem cells. For the few tissues such as the liver and pancreas which were unable to do so, embryonic stem cells are being used but its only a matter of time before we unravel how our bodies rejuvenate. Look up information on the MRL mouse of Ellen Heber-Katz that DARPA is so interested in. It can regenerate any tissue all by itself. Look at the experiments of Irena Conboy at Stanford.. she was able to demonstrate that old mice have a very strong but repressed ability to regenerate their muscles that when the brakes were taken off, they became strong and healthy again.

      We haven't even begun to sniff the smelling salts that were broken out when the human genome was first drafted three years ago. Coupled with increasingly powerful supercomputers which decode the language of our biology, we are entering in an era of health that has never before been an option. We've all just had to lay down and take the fact that our bodies break down....

      Put a smile on your face and some hope in your heart.. there's plenty of chances for almost everyone alive to look forward to a much longer and healthier life than has ever been possible before in the history of humanity..

    9. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is with all this technology is the cost requirements to make up for the invested money for the recent tests and trials. The result is great breakthroughs only for those who are well off financially.

      Where are the white papers?

    10. Re:i know when we will see these benefits by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      I never thought I'd see cts on Slashdot.

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  5. It's gonna get.. by earthloop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..real crowded in the world if we're all immortal.

    1. Re:It's gonna get.. by wiggles · · Score: 4, Funny

      No problem. Just make sterilization a prerequisite for immortality.

    2. Re:It's gonna get.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our fearless geriatric rodentine overlords

    3. Re:It's gonna get.. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not if I have anything to say about it.

      There can be only one.

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    4. Re:It's gonna get.. by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      That's what Soylent Green is for.


      Remember what Stalin said: no man, no problem.

    5. Re:It's gonna get.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, given that most people in the world don't live their entire lifespan, instead dying from accidents, disease, heart failure, and any number of other ailments, we may find that 'immortality' isn't all it would at first appear.

    6. Re:It's gonna get.. by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      I'm suddenly flashing back to an episode of Stargate SG-1....

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    7. Re:It's gonna get.. by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      But unfortunately, there was more than one Highlander movie. I dont care what anyone says, there is no such thing as Highlander 2. There was 1, there was 3, there was 4, but NO 2!

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    8. Re:It's gonna get.. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Nah, it would just mean people would have more incentive to colonize the moon, Mars, the deep ocean, and so forth.

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    9. Re:It's gonna get.. by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Thats what wars are for, mandatory population control

      Or like Logan's Run...kill everyone when they turn 30

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    10. Re:It's gonna get.. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> real crowded in the world

      That's what war is for. Take away all of humanity's deaths by war and we'd all have to stand upright all the time because there would be no room to lay down.

    11. Re:It's gonna get.. by jacoberrol · · Score: 1

      Dude, Soylent Green won't solve overpopulation. That's what the Euthanasia Death Chamber is for.

    12. Re:It's gonna get.. by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of that Don Henley song Building the Perfect Beast

      [Science will] ... lift us out of the dark
      and turn us all into Methuselah
      But where are we gonna park?

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    13. Re:It's gonna get.. by gg3po · · Score: 1
      It's gonna get... ...real crowded in the world if we're all immortal.

      ...either that or we'll finally achieve a way to escape the confines of this planet and spread throughout the galaxy now that we've found a way to prevent our great minds from dying off. What more might Einstein have discovered if he were still alive today, with a life expectancy of another 500 years? Combine this with the many other great minds we've lost forever. Maybe we would have already made it to Mars, and beyond. Also consider that the pace of scientific progress seems to increase as does the population. This is likely because when there are more people, it is more likely that at least *some* of them will be a great benefit to society. Stop being a consumer and start being a contributor and I think we'll all be ok in the end.

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    14. Re:It's gonna get.. by mikael · · Score: 1

      There were many science fiction short stories about this problem in the 1950's, before the mass migration to the suburbs.

      One possibility was that everyone would be living at home with their grandparents, great-grandparents and great-great-grandparents, and "Eternitol", the pills that allowed you to live until you were 300 years old were rationed to the under-150's.

      Then there was the story about how pedestrians and car-owners would literally be at war at each other, with the situation kept under control by the Department of Population Control".

      My favourite was story where the government developed 'stargate' type technology to colonise new planets, but ran into problems where some planets were already found to be "occupied" by other civilisations doing the same thing. On the first occasion, the natives were fairly friendly the first time, but not so well the second time round.

      Read "The Exploding Metropolis" for further details about this time.

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    15. Re:It's gonna get.. by Achromus · · Score: 1

      But... Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

    16. Re:It's gonna get.. by JimBrownie · · Score: 1

      Everyone who is immortal is obligated to try and kill his fellow immotals, like highlander. This way all the immortals run around killing each other off, might even get rid of some more people in the mess of things. For more informaiton on immortality and decapitation, visit your local library ;)

  6. Fearless cancels out Immortal by intmainvoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately being fearless is going to cancel out immortality pretty quickly, when the mouse isn't scared of humans, or their traps...

    1. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by Donut2099 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget that they can regenerate body parts, so the only way to kill them is to cut their head off. There can be only one...

    2. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by dmuth · · Score: 4, Funny

      At the rate of mice-related stories we've been getting on Slashdot lately, I'm getting worried that the next one is going to be how scientists found a way to make mice smarter.

      "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
      "Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

    3. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by intmainvoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps it's been done and a new breed of super inteligent mice have taken over slashdot?

    4. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Robert O'Brien called; he wants his plot device back.

    5. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Even if aging is somehow conquered, this doesn't prevent trauma from being a cause of death.

    6. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Don't forget that they can regenerate body parts, so the only way to kill them is to cut their head off. There can be only one...

      Beheading doesn't work. They just regenerate the whole body.

      I've got two research projects going on concerning this issue, which will become a major problem in the not too distant future if geek pop culture has taught us anything at all. One involves the experimental use of fire and / or acid to prevent regeneration after the supermouse has been beaten down; the second option is more extreme, involving the simultaneous destruction of all the mouse's cells leaving nothing behind from which it can regenerate. This is the secret Project Kamehameha.

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    7. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      I don't even think this is a breakthrough wrt aging. It is only about cell lifespan. Our cells die and regenerate constantly. I'm not convinced that knowing how to increase lifespans of cells will have any dramatic impact on the length of multicellular life. I think there is a fundamentally different regulatory activity occurring.

      However, the DNA from neanderthals could provide some clues (some think that the features of neanderthals are based on differential maturation rates).

    8. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      Even if aging is somehow conquered, this doesn't prevent trauma from being a cause of death.

      Mod parent insightful. I recall reading a study which calculated that the mean human lifespan, if old age and disease were conquered, would be around 300 years, based on our current level of day-to-day risk. If we suddenly could expect to live 600 years in good health, society would change quite a bit to minimize our background risk (say, to adjust the 300-year value to 1500.) A 55 MPH speed limit on the freeway might start seeming like a good idea again!

      My house is in a 500-year tsunami-inundation zone; this is an acceptable level of risk, presuming I have 40-50 years left to live, but if I knew I could live 500 more years, I might be inclined to move somewhere safer. It will be fascinating to see (personally, I hope!) what the social and economic impact of dramatically increased lifespan will prove to be.

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    9. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > 55 MPH

      If I were going to live to 500, I would not mind spending a little more time listening to audiobooks on the highway. Hell, I might even stop using amphetamines.

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    10. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but I merely made an implication. If the first operand of an implication is false, the statement is vacuously true; and I certainly made no assertion about the truthfulness of that statement-operand.

      Anyway, go look up the concept of the "telomere"; it's one of the many mechanisms on the cellular level that limit the lifespan of a multi-cellular organism.

    11. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

    12. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I think that what you meant to say was:

      "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
      "Same thing we do every night, Pinky: Keep posting duplicate articles with bad grammar!"

      Obviously, these articles are to prepare us for finding out the truth about cmdTaco..

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    13. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by zxnos · · Score: 1

      there is an old breed on super intelligent mice?

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    14. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we're just getting closer to the Question, hence the increased activity.

    15. Re:Fearless cancels out Immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been done -- look for instance at the work of Dr. Joe Tsien. A single genetic change can cause measurable improvements in performance on various learning and memory tests. Early Uplift!

  7. Oh, great more old people by BobCat7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    At this rate I'm never gonna get to sit at the big table on Thanksgiving

    1. Re:Oh, great more old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old people usually look old and have all sort of problems with their body. Solving what causes cells to behave like this and by providing a cure for it would mean old people like elfs in the LOTR. 1000 (or more) year old people, who still look young. Some time ago, there was an article in Slashdot about this, the scientist said that such cure could be available within 20 years and even old people would benefit from it and come back to young again.

      Slashdot news about 1000 year old people is here:
      http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/12/0 3/164257&tid=191&tid=14

    2. Re:Oh, great more old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest we start sending them all to North Korea. Because in North Korea only... look, more news! Frist post, first post!!!111

  8. Yawn by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where we can get fearless, immortal, FLYING mice, then I'll be excited.

    Especially if they can also sing "Here I come to save the day."

    --
    That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    1. Re:Yawn by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Where we can get fearless, immortal, FLYING mice, then I'll be excited.

      Especially if they can also sing "Here I come to save the day."


      Hey, we just need to splice in some bat DNA and we can have vampire, flying fearless, immortal mice.

    2. Re:Yawn by Shano · · Score: 1

      The only trouble with splicing mouse genes is that they start trying to take over the world.

      Every bloody night.

    3. Re:Yawn by darklordyoda · · Score: 1

      Don't forget glowing mice.

      That one came first.

    4. Re:Yawn by lab16 · · Score: 1

      Where we can get fearless, immortal, FLYING mice, then I'll be excited.

      That's simple enough. Just use all of these breakthroughs on pigeons. Sure, they're more of a rat than a mouse, but thats just being pedantic. ^_^

  9. Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to live forever?

    1. Re:Oh come on... by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      Yep..that would be me. I would like to live forever.

      --
      what?
    2. Re:Oh come on... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you'll not live forever. 6 times 120 years are just 720 years. Less, because you already lived some of your years.
      And of course, this will not protect you from illness. Probably you'll die long before your natural end anyway. Remember, the longer you live, the more likely you get a lethal illness.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    3. Re:Oh come on... by SpinJaunt · · Score: 1
      Remember, the longer you live, the more likely you get a lethal illness.
      Thanks, are you always so positively charged? I will sleep well tonight..
      --
      /. is good for you.
  10. fantastic by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will give Brain time to take over the world!

    1. Re:fantastic by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Only if Pinky doesn't receive the same treatment.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  11. I don't see the point of extending life. by Spazntwich · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless breakthroughs like this can improve the quality of life, it's a neat but ultimately worthless advance. Humans already life way longer than the length of time they're useful to society, and if we suddenly have people living 6 times as long but still degrading by 70-90, we're just going to sink even more quickly.

    Now, humans living a few hundred years and staying able-bodied for most of it would be an incredible advance and would probably serve to benefit society, but... otherwise... I fear and do NOT welcome our new 400-year-old jello eating overlords.

    1. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by RootsLINUX · · Score: 3, Funny

      So in other words, I should invest my money in retirement homes?

      --
      Hero of Allacrost, a FOSS RPG for *NIX/*BSD/OS X/Win
    2. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by Spazntwich · · Score: 0

      I'd invest in advanced crap filtering on /.

      Can you imagine the number of unholy lemonparty ripoffs that will be springing up once our troll population hits a mean age of 200?

    3. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Think of the unemployment figures!

      --
      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    4. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by Requiem+Aristos · · Score: 1

      You're degrading by 60-90 because you're /aging/. If you're not aging, your cells will be properly reproducing and you'll be just like you were in your 30's.

      Keeping someone on life support doesn't count as anti-aging, but for some reason the "perpetual jello-eater" is always the first argument people bring up to argue against anti-aging research.

    5. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The singularity is comming, and then we'll all have android bodies ;)

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    6. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      If you're not aging, your cells will be properly reproducing and you'll be just like you were in your 30's.
      Well, I'm in my thirties, and it's not the age, it's the mileage. While breakthroughs like this may extend life well past one hundred, much money will be spent on replacement knees, hips, and teeth.
      --
      The grass is only greener, if you don't take care of your own lawn.
    7. Re:I don't see the point of extending life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless breakthroughs like this can improve the quality of life

      What part of "fighting aging" makes you think that they want to begin fighting aging after you're 95 ? Aging begins when you're born, and while you probably wouldn't want to fight it until you're about 25, there's no reason to wait longer than that to slow it, if possible.

  12. just immortal and fearless? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    "So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice."

    I think you meant immortal, fearless, singing, regenerating, plague-infected mice.

    Can't be bothered pasting all the links, here's the link to the /. old stories results page for mice: http://slashdot.org/search.pl?tid=&query=mice&auth or=&sort=1&op=stories

    --
    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  13. Sorry, couldnt resist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mighty Mouse will save the day!!!

  14. you and I just cured cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... we just need to knock those Sir2 and SCH9 genes INTO the cancer cells and cancer will die off!

    PATENT PENDING.

  15. I Know It's Overdone, But... by JohnPerkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our fearless, near-immortal, rodent overlords.

    (that wouldn't be Frankie and Benjie mouse, by an chance, would it?)

  16. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Korea, only old people .. Ehm ...

  17. Hitch Hiker's Guide was right!?!?!? by RingDev · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fearless imortal mice?!? Maybe my "wanna see my spaceship" pick up line will start working again!

    -Rick

    --
    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  18. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a good idea why, now?

  19. Moral Questions: by under_score · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this works (eventually) with humans, who will get access to it? How will we justify the use of this when so many people die very young from preventable causes that are beyond their control (as opposed to simply not taking care of oneself)? How will we prevent the extreme accumulation of wealth that this would allow if it is not equally accessible to everyone?

    1. Re:Moral Questions: by wuie · · Score: 1

      Hell, how can we justify this when we're still not able to feed every mouth in the world as it is, or have enough jobs for every set of hands? The last thing our planet needs right now is an ever-producing, never-dying species.

    2. Re:Moral Questions: by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      good question...just give me the forever pill and I sir wil provide you with the answer to you question.

      Seriously

      "How will we prevent the extreme accumulation of wealth that this would allow if it is not equally accessible to everyone?"

      And how is it going to be any different. We already have several people with over a billion dollars in net woth. I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how much a billion is. I would say that at some point (perhaps a billion) more doesn't provide you with anything so why keep trying?

      --
      what?
    3. Re:Moral Questions: by rask22 · · Score: 1

      The amount of funding spent on anti-aging research is TINY compared the total US research budget.

      "How will we justify the use of this when so many people die very young from preventable causes"

      Um, because allowing normal people to die while there is a cure for their aging would be akin to murder?

    4. Re:Moral Questions: by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If this works (eventually) with humans, who will get access to it?

      Who ever can afford it.

      How will we justify the use of this when so many people die very young from preventable causes that are beyond their control?

      How do you justify chemotherapy or AIDS therapy for people in developed countries when so many infants die of starvation in places like North Korea and the Sudan? Same difference.

      How will we prevent the extreme accumulation of wealth that this would allow if it is not equally accessible to everyone?

      You actually want to prevent someone from owning things? You can't do that without destroying freedom. Go read Hayek and learn a few things.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    5. Re:Moral Questions: by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If this works (eventually) with humans, who will get access to it?

      Everyone. The only question is how many cold, dead overlords are going to get trampled under their feets. There is things you can restrict to the elite while still avoiding a revolution; anti-aging drug isn't one of them.

      How will we justify the use of this when so many people die very young from preventable causes that are beyond their control (as opposed to simply not taking care of oneself)?

      This argument is fundamentally similar to "How can we justify giving first aid to shooting victims, when peopel keep getting blown up in Iraq ?" It is a fundamentally stupid argument.

      How will we prevent the extreme accumulation of wealth that this would allow if it is not equally accessible to everyone?

      Well, it is not really any different than what's currently happening with corporations, now is it ? If anything, it would help the real human beings to compete with the soulless legal fiction monstrosities on more even footing.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    6. Re:Moral Questions: by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1, Funny

      > How will we justify the use of this when so many people die very young from preventable causes that are beyond their control (as opposed to simply not taking care of oneself)?

      You're under the delusion that their are accidents. There are none. Everything that happens, happens for a reason.

      > How will we prevent the extreme accumulation of wealth that this would allow if it is not equally accessible to everyone?

      The same way we prevented it today. Oh wait, we didn't.

      --
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      /. eats extra whitespace in "code" -- any workarounds?

    7. Re:Moral Questions: by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      There's already enough food in the world for everybody. The problem is getting it to them.

    8. Re:Moral Questions: by wuie · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that's part of the problem. Note that I said that we weren't able to *feed* every mouth, which doesn't necessarily say that we have a lack of food, but like you say, a means of getting it to them. The bureaucracy of the matter, that is.

      So, what happens then when we have more people in the world that we need to get food to? The lack of a system to get adequate food to people would be further complicated when more people *need* that system.

    9. Re:Moral Questions: by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

  20. I for one by 604badder · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one, welcome our fearless immortal rodent overlords.

  21. There are old mice... by ibn_khaldun · · Score: 1

    There are old mice, and there are bold mice, but there are no old, bold mice

    --

    "All successful systems accumulate parasites" -- Hal Hixon

  22. Adams had it right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These latest annoucements of genetically engineered super-mice have me wodering if Douglas Adams had it right and we are all pawns to the super-intelligent mice that rule the earth. =D

  23. Wow.... by wpiman · · Score: 1
    Hey- check out the legs on that 90 year old over there. She is one smoking granny.

    So ninety would be like the new 20s?

    The sad thing is- they wouldn't change the retirement age- and people would collect SS for 5/6th of their lifespan. The polticians wouldn't touch that hot potato. Our tax rates will be 80% of our income.

    1. Re:Wow.... by mcfuddlerucker · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> Our tax rates will be 80% of our income.

      So... stopping this aging gene also turns us into Swedes?

  24. Good and bad news by nizo · · Score: 1
    Good news: you get to live to be 570 years old
    Bad news: for 500 of those years you have to wear diapers and are senile

    Gee it sounds like a dream come true.

    1. Re:Good and bad news by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      And if you play football in high school, you can look forward to five and a half centuries of bad knees.

      --
      Think global, act loco
  25. Mammals aren't exactly fungi by n0dalus · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a huge jump to say that a single-celled fungi's life can be improved to saying it can also be done for a mammal with thousands of different kinds of cells and billions of cells in total. A lot of our physiology actually relies on cells having a short lifetime. I doubt those mice will even live one day.

  26. Narf! by Chuckstar · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

    "I think I am, Brain, but wherever are we going to find cool whip and rubber shorts at this hour?"

    1. Re:Narf! by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      "I think so brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  27. Yeast not mice. by rask22 · · Score: 1

    Like the subject title says, this study was done on yeast, not mice. And while it's a cool study and there are homologs between yeast and humans, don't expect 6 fold life span improvements in humans anytime soon.

    1. Re:Yeast not mice. by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1
      So we can brew 6X stronger beer, 6X fluffier bread.
      And for today's sick joke.....
      Gynecologists can be EVEN RICHER!!!!.

      Yeah, I'll go to h-e-double-hockeysticks for that one.

      --
      0xB315AA8D852DCD3F3DCA578FD2E0BF88
  28. Just what the earth needs by Barkley44 · · Score: 1

    So if we can extend the average lifespan 6X, given that it currently sites close to 75 years old, in 450 years, the world population, if it doesn't keep growing (which it is) will be 36 billion? Just what we need in 450 years, 6 billion 300 year olds. And you think some elderly slow up the line now ;)

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    1. Re:Just what the earth needs by wpiman · · Score: 1
      I would assume that this therapy would only go to people in the wealthier countries. If you are licking water out of a puddle- do you really want to live for 450 years?

      Also- if the average age is 75- what percentage of people are killed by non-old age/disease things during their lifetime? (Hurricanes, terrorism, car crashes, etc) If you lived to 450- you'd be probably 6 times more likely to be killed by other factors. So the number would probably be less.

  29. transhumanists miss the point by jimjamjoh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    without waxing too poetic, life isn't about accumulating more moments, it's about investing the ones we have with as much quality as possible. life is short, but beautiful on account...if we had lifespans that measured on the geologic scale (or any scale much beyond the one we have present), the individual choices we make become less and less meaningful. quality over quantity, as always...

    1. Re:transhumanists miss the point by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      err can you define "quality". When you say "life is short, but beautiful on account" on whose or what account. To take your conclusion to the extreme the most beautiful and quality filled life would be those that a week live.

    2. Re:transhumanists miss the point by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with more of both?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:transhumanists miss the point by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      So I take it you wouldn't mind if life ended for people by law at age 60, since life isn't about more moments?

      Your philosophy may be great for you, but making blanket statements like "life isn't about accumulating more moments, it's about investing the ones we have with as much quality as possible." is just plain ridiculous. Why is your way better? Why can't life be about living a long time with a lot of quality moments? Like allmost all philosophy it's interesting and not alltogether useless, but in the end there's not really any "truth". Your opinion on what life is and isn't about is just as true as anyone elses.

      --
      AccountKiller
  30. Concern? by letdinosaursdie · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't escape.

  31. IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Lennon could still be alive today if he was a mouse.

    1. Re:IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE by schon · · Score: 1

      John Lennon could still be alive today if he was a mouse. .. because he'd be so small that Chapman would have missed?

      This discovery is about extending life, not making you bulletproof.

  32. Big deal by Frangible · · Score: 1
    This isn't even an animal study, this is a purely in vitro model which means it may or may not translate to anything beyond that. All of the other "anti-aging breakthroughs" in animal models failed to produce the same results in humans. Cell lifespan alone isn't the reason humans die of old age, as the telomerase research showed.

    Great news if you're a yeast cell and like having a sluggish metabolism, though!

    1. Re:Big deal by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Technically, yeast are animals.

      On the downside, they can probably have their metabolism slowed much more drastically than humans ever could (short of being comatose).

      I don't expect this to lead to any immediate breakthroughs.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  33. great... by ltwally · · Score: 1
    "...has created organisms that live six times their usual lifespan, raising hopes that it might be possible to slow ageing in humans."
    Great... this is just what our world needs. Half of Africa is malnourished and in China a woman is only allowed 1 child in her lifetime... and we're considering increasing our lifespans to 6x.

    Science is really neat, and all that... but sometimes, I swear, scientists don't think of the repurcussions of their actions. Do they take into consideration food consumption? Living space? Energy requirements? Don't get me wrong, I'm no hippy... but I can see some serious harm coming from this.

    If this were some drug that were only given out to our brightest minds, I'd be all for it. But if something like this is actually applied to the population, en-mass, the end result will be catastrophic.

    Just my $0.02... maybe the rest of you aren't so cynical.
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    /dev/random
    1. Re:great... by rask22 · · Score: 1

      Considering that the richest countries in the world, the ones that will be getting life extension tech first, mostly have shrinking populations... I don't think it would be a bad thing.

    2. Re:great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is what nukes are for. Read 1984.

      Oh, and yes, we are as cynical.

    3. Re:great... by Quaoar · · Score: 1

      Society will adapt to the increase in life-span, just as it has adapted to the increase in life-span we've already seen. And, if the treatment allows newborns to live 6 times as long, and age much slower, think of how smart we'd become. If the brain doesn't degrade over the course of 300 years, you could have all sorts of intellectual insight that is currently stifled by old age. Imagine if Einstein were still alive today, bright as ever!

      --
      I'll form my OWN solar system! With blackjack! And hookers!
    4. Re:great... by Frangible · · Score: 1

      As a whole, the population in first world countries is on a decline other than immigration. Not to mention this study has about zero relevance for humans. Now get a haircut, stop smoking pot, and uncurl your arms from around that tree.

    5. Re:great... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1


      Just my $0.02... maybe the rest of you aren't so cynical.


      Cynical is a healthy state of being in this world. You, however, are not cynical. You could almost be called a hypocondriac ( spelling ).

      This works in fungus. Mammals are a whole different ball game. Further, if science were to slow down and consider the implications of all their work, we'd never have gotten fire.

      It's not up to them to consider the implications of their work. It's up to our leaders, at least that's how it's setup. No, I don't much like that either, but there you go.

      --
      Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
    6. Re:great... by RevMike · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry. Scientists are also developing this new substance called soylent green which will help feed all these people.

    7. Re:great... by truckaxle · · Score: 1
      You want to create a society where only the "brightest" get to live on? Now thats uptopian. Maybe we should just go back to hunter gathering societies and all die before we are 40 - except for the smart ones. How about looking at the possibilities such as

      Compensate birth rates like what is happening in industrial socities now.

      Finding ways to accomodate more people without destroying the environment.

      Extending our civiliation into the solar system and beyond which is good idea anyways - since having all your DNA stuck at the bottom of gravity well on a knownly unstable platform is not a good long term idea.

    8. Re:great... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Einstein were still alive today, bright as ever!

      And still denying quantum mechanics works...

      Out with the old and in with the new. If people lived hundreds of years it would take considerably longer to rid the world of things like racism. Humans are amazingly adept at holding grudges and are pretty bad about admitting fault or wrong-doing. Major change takes a generation or two typically. The old are much less likely to change their ways...

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    9. Re:great... by WreathOfBarbs · · Score: 1

      And who would get to decide who could be in this elite caste allowed immortality drugs? If it is not universally available it will go to the rich, not the exceptionally bright. While there is overlap there I think you will find that the average person will not welcome their new immortal corporate overlords.

    10. Re:great... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Well, when resources become scarce, we will probably see terrorism, and war on a global scale.. (wait a minute..)

      --
      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
    11. Re:great... by Quaoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that you can't lump all increases of life into the same category. Who's to say that this increase doesn't also affect the length of childhood? Adolescence? People can and do change their minds all the time. I totally disagree that slowing the aging process down and extending life is the wrong thing to do.

      --
      I'll form my OWN solar system! With blackjack! And hookers!
    12. Re:great... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And still denying quantum mechanics works...

      He's not denying that it works, he's just pissed off that it turns his worldview upside down.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    13. Re:great... by aminorex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Half of Africa is malnourished because we don't let people move to where the jobs are, and we don't send food to where the people are. This has nothing to do with aging.

      China's one child policy is a big mistake. China needs more urbanites, not less, in order to build the infrastructure to convert to industrial agriculture. But growth is high enough anyhow, so that
      the damage of the policy is not visible.

      You can reliably predict that as longevity increases, birth rates will decline. Simply applying the existing correlation between life-expectancy and birth rate observed internationally today would allow you to see this, let alone considering the underlying factors behind that correlation.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    14. Re:great... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't I let my hair grow long, smoke pot, or like trees? Would it be better to treat others like an asshole trying to take out the sexual frustrations of impotence by bombing some ay-rabs?

      The point I'm trying to exemplify is that bigotry and name-calling doesn't add to your credibility.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    15. Re:great... by Frangible · · Score: 1

      On the contarary, making fun of hippies always adds to your credibility.

    16. Re:great... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Point out where I said "extending life is the wrong thing to do" please?

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    17. Re:great... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and I am NOT a big man.

      That's my point. People get angry when their "worldview" is turned upside-down. Not everybody deals with that as gracefully as Einstein. And to get things to change drastically it is sometimes necessary for a new generation to take over from the old.

      400 years. Just imagine all the "cotton farm" slave-holders still alive today and in their prime. There would be even *more* of a difference between young and old.

      I'm not saying it would be worse, nor am I saying it would be better, just that I don't think anyone can accurately predict what it would be like. Either way it would be interesting.

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    18. Re:great... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1


      China's one child policy is a big mistake. China needs more urbanites, not less, in order to build the infrastructure to convert to industrial agriculture. But growth is high enough anyhow, so that
      the damage of the policy is not visible.


      Hm, who knows if it is right or wrong before we saw the consequences?

      The chineese keep saying, when human right advocats ask: "what are you doing there, why are you so anti-democratic etc.", that there are three/four goals a leader has to persecute:
      a) feed them
      b) cloth them
      c) house them
      d) educate them

      You can say everything about China, and a lot is unfortunately true, but they work hard on those goals. Unlike other "more modern" states do.

      angel'o'sphere

      --
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  34. Red Mars trilogy - prophetic by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

    There are ALOT of social problems which will come out of extreme human longevity. It seems to me that a good read of Kim Stanely Robinson http://www.kimstanleyrobinson.net/ would be in order long before something like this has human applications.

  35. in the 487th year of his mightiness... by St0rmwarden · · Score: 1

    One of the things you can count on in life is that [insert greedy, cruel tyrant/dictator's name here] will die eventually, just like the rest of us.

    So what happens when they can use their money to hang around for another 500 years?

    How would your typical impovershed (sp?) 3rd world country deal with a 500 year reign of terror?

    1. Re:in the 487th year of his mightiness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing such a dictator would be easy just tell some ppl in US that there's oil in that country and they will help those poor people ;-]

      Or you could send a beowolf of immortal, regenerating, fearless mice ;]
      Ofcourse they would have to be 64bit then ;]
      And if they're suppose to do any good they should promote FireMice by Google ;]

    2. Re:in the 487th year of his mightiness... by billdar · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:in the 487th year of his mightiness... by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

      By telling the 500yr old George Bush that he's hiding WMDs. ;)

  36. Clone troopers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm all we need to is to get be able to clone humans in a reduced period of time and train them constantly in war tatics and we can have our very own imperial troopers.

  37. Re:Apologies in advance, but... by joey_knisch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fear gene makes sure they stay alive.
    The aging gene makes sure they die eventually.

    If you turn both off you just get a dumb mouse that dies to stupidity instead of old age.

  38. Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Longevity will provide the next inflection point of human capacity and progress. Imagine if the great people of science could continue to contribute and innovate for the equivalent of several lifetimes. Gauss was the last mathematician who was said to be able to be conversant with the entire spectrum of mathematics. Currently it takes a human a decade to two just to be abreast of a specific field of science to be able to make any significant contributions. The period of time available to advance our understanding is getting shorter and shorter due to increase in the body of knowledge and our limited life times.

    I know there will be the crowd that says - but we were designed to die. That is bunk! Self aware intelligence is bound and destined to perpetuated and proliferate.

    1. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      "but we were designed to die."

      *cough*.

      We merely evolved that way. I'll think I'm going to look for cover now.

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      Be yourself no matter what they say
    2. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with this is that no one seems to be looking at the logistical problems of what would happen if the human life span was increased so much. I think that it is a pandora's box.

    3. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      err... designed is a now a loaded word - wrong choice. But reading some of the other comments above there are plenty of people who think that to die is just the orderly way things should be - don't mess with it. It alway pisses me off when people can't think outside of a box. The same arguement could be made about the first discover of agriculture, about how now socities will now be stable and the lifespans will double - doom doom now everone back to hunting mammoths.

    4. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by monkease · · Score: 2, Informative

      The full text of your title (Do not go gentle...; a villanelle by Dylan Thomas) (italics added):

      Do not go gentle into that good night,
      Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
      Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

      Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
      Because their words had forked no lightning they
      Do not go gentle into that good night.


      Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
      Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
      Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

      Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
      And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
      Do not go gentle into that good night.

      Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
      Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
      Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

      And you, my father, there on that sad height,
      Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
      Do not go gentle into that good night.
      Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

      ****
      I only italicized from the second & third stanza, but really the entire poem is saying "Those who have 'effed up their lives can't deal with death". This is one of the more misused poems, along with Frost's "The Road Not Taken" (& also, for songs, "Born in the USA" which I've seen in a very patriotic Chevvy commercial).

      I guess my point: your reference paints your comment, "I know there will be the crowd that says - but we were designed to die. That is bunk!" in a rather ironic light.

    5. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by TrevorB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's one argument against longevity I've not been able to properly argue against, it's effects on social evolution.

      A lot of social change can take place because old people (and more specifically, old people ideas) die. I'm sure many of us feel that our ideas are enlightened and superior to those of our ancestors, but when we're all pushing 70, we really shouldn't be the ones deciding the direction which society goes. In the year 2050, we're all going to be bitter crotchety old people, set in our ideas talking about these young kids and their crazy ideas. I'm concerned what living in that kind of world will be like. It might have a stagnation effect on a culture, with other "non-longevity" cultures overtaking our own.

      I'm still 100% for longevity, but it's not going to be great grandmas and grandpas riding roller blades down the sidewalk as healthy as they were when they were 40. There's going to be definate social change the kind the human race has never seen.

      Be sure of one more thing. Someone's going to make a FORTUNE if effective anti-aging drugs can be mass produced. Like, hundreds of billions of dollars, hand over fist.

    6. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      This interperation is quite different than yours. I quote "The subject matter which is the command to the father not to accept death so easily ..." and "Even though wise men know that they cannot keep death away forever and especially if they have not accomplished their goals in life, they don't accept death easily; they "Do not go gentle . . . ."

    7. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The young are already disenfranchised (voting ages, anyone?) in favor of the old, why create more of the old?

    8. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Hey, if God wanted us to invent immortality, he would have given us scientific method.

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    9. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      Except that *we're* (the 20 and 30 somethings) going to be the old.

      It's somewhat frightening to think about a world in which our most liberal ideas will be considered very conservative. Personally, I'm looking forward to it. :)

    10. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by squoozer · · Score: 1

      I think one of the most interesting problems that might be encountered when we do finally figure out how to make people live longer / forever is what will happen to the brain / mind. It seems that some people are able to keep their brain active and stay alert until they are 100+ but that number is very small. Most seem to slip into a dotage for 20 odd years before dying. I wonder if anyone is addressing this problem. My personal take on it is that a lot of the problem is due to under-stimulation caused by a lack of social interaction. Maybe there is some deeper chemical / biological reason though and the brain just wears out.

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    11. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. Who wants the Ayatollah or Stalin around for a century. My thought was of what good people could do with more time but I never thought about what bad people could do. You point taken so I suggest therefore we, impose forced retirement, loss of voting rights and inelgibility for public office at 100. Ah more free time to play with the great-great-great grandkids and relish the concept of compound interest.

    12. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't just the Ayatollah or Stalin, it is everyone. Even goodhearted people are wrong in some of their views. If you look at gay rights initiatives, the public's position is changing on them in almost exact proportion to the older population dying and the younger population being born. The same was true of civil rights. Or the number of people who believed in Newton's laws, etc.

      Additionally, people who have lived their entire lives with a technology internalize it in a way that the older generation just can't. They can take it and extend it out in radical new directions because to them it is basis for how they see the world, rather than an abberation. Companies in the UK are now offering textbooks by SMS, but my grandmother is still shocked whenever I pull out my cellphone. The older generation can contextualize it, but that isn't the same thing.

      Progress is made in a hearse.

    13. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      In the year 2050, we're all going to be bitter crotchety old people, set in our ideas

      But will that be the case if we had the health of 25 year olds? How much of the resistance to new things is a result of being physically and mentally tired? I don't know the answer to that; I suspect it's some but not all. But even if that effect persists, there are ways to counter it. For starters, we'd definitely want term limits for politicians, and possibly CEOs; something like "once you've held any elective office for N years you can't run for any position for 2N years". More generally, we could encourage everyone to change careers every 40 years or so.

      Be sure of one more thing. Someone's going to make a FORTUNE if effective anti-aging drugs can be mass produced. Like, hundreds of billions of dollars, hand over fist.

      Good. That's the kind of incentive we need to make those drugs a reality.

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    14. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with this is that no one seems to be looking at the logistical problems of what would happen if the human life span was increased so much. I think that it is a pandora's box.

      Its not the death rate, but rather the birth rate of the human race that is the problem with that. If mankind sustains the current yearly birthrate, there will be more humans than atoms in the universe in 17,000 years. Yeah, I'm scratching my head about that one too (there is some wiki article article but i can't find it)

      If people lived to be 1,000 years old and had children at a reasonable rate... say... 1 child per 500 years then we wouldn't have that problem.

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    15. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by cachorro · · Score: 1

      After the big bang,
      After the stars coalesced, burned and exploded,
      Spewing dust of the various elements...
      After the dust condensed into planets,
      This planet formed.

      And that dust, here, assembled itself into chemically active,
      Moving, speciating, reproducing organisms,
      Of which we are but a recent manifestation.

      If we then extend the lifetimes our chemistry allows,
      We are still no more or less than the detritus
      Of long dead stars,
      Pretending to be something more.

      And pride in the count of our years
      Is but a measure of our vanity.

      Unless, of course, there were intent or design,
      And hence meaning,
      To our existing.

    16. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      A lot of social change can take place because old people (and more specifically, old people ideas) die. I'm sure many of us feel that our ideas are enlightened and superior to those of our ancestors, but when we're all pushing 70, we really shouldn't be the ones deciding the direction which society goes.

      Why not? They have maturity, you don't. The immature ones shouldn't get to decide.
        Besides in a democracy its the majority who decide where we go.
      the year 2050, we're all going to be bitter crotchety old people, set in our ideas talking about these young kids and their crazy ideas.

      That's just a prejudice. If everybody is against your ideas its probably because they aren't worth much.

      It might have a stagnation effect on a culture, with other "non-longevity" cultures overtaking our own.

      There is nothing wrong with slow - slow is better then fast, but the kids don't understand that - yet.

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    17. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Longevity means that social systems will last longer. Seeing as how most systems become corrupt very quickly, longevity is likely a very bad thing.

      Hm... what is that saying? "Better to live a week like a lion than a year like a lamb."? Hm... no. I think it was, "Give me liberty or give me death!".

      strike

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    18. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by jbridge21 · · Score: 1
      In the year 2050, we're all going to be bitter crotchety old people, set in our ideas talking about these young kids and their crazy ideas.

      While I agree that the vast majority of people end up like this, I tend to think that they were really that way their whole lives, and it just becomes more evident as the world moves on. However, I have seen strong evidence that there exist people who never do become "bitter crotchety old people, set in [their] ideas"... see for example this interview excerpt from when Mandelbrot turned 80:

      Your work has covered many areas. Would you describe yourself as a pure or an applied mathematician?

      A mathematical scientist. It's the official name of my chair at Yale and it was chosen with care. It is deliberately ambiguous. In a different era, I would have called myself a natural philosopher. All my life, I have enjoyed the reputation of being someone who disrupted prevailing ideas. Now that I'm in my 80th year, I can play on my age and provoke people even more.

      Is that a benefit of being an elder statesman of science?

      Elder statesmen of science don't produce new results: they only comment on other people's results. I am still active in research.

      What are you working on now?

      My work is more varied than at any other point in my life. I am still carrying out research in pure mathematics. And I am working on an idea that I had several years ago on negative dimensions.


      Negative dimensions???!!! No way!

      Now I'm the youngin' resistant to the ideas of the guy in his 80s.
    19. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      You're not thinking big enough. Initially we might become a world of perpetual 70-year-olds. But medical research would continue to advance and we would learn to *reverse* the aging process. Eventually this could become a world of perpetual 18-year-olds. Furthermore, we could address not only the physical consequences of aging, but the mental ones too.

      Of course, it's a long road to the day that happens, and personally I don't believe anyone alive today will be around to see it. But if we manage not to nuke ourselves into the next ice age between now and then, I see no other real obstacle in the path. Indeed, it seems inevitable.

      Actually I think the overpopulation argument against life extension is much more worrying. I just don't buy that people will stop having babies soon enough to prevent a major problem.

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    20. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah turnover was great for Rome.

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    21. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      To concur with you - yes, the death of the old, and the associated loss of memories / information / knowledge / methods is one of the primary movers of social evolution.

      If old ideas and ways of life prolong, it will actually cause the society to stagnate. The same can be applied to an individual's memory - the mind filters out stale data by forgetting them, it also forgets stale methods of functioning, adapts to new ways etc.

      Human lifespan is long enough for the old to teach the young IMPORTANT skills which they themselves have learnt from generations that went before them, but short enough for the young to take control and learn new things on their own. If the lifespan of man is significantly increased, it may actually cause deterioration in the overall health of the society.

    22. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Shadez666 · · Score: 1

      Not to forget that the following people could contribute to society forever: Dr. Phil Castro Ricky Lake Jerry Springer George Bush ..... A great future indeed.

    23. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by kreyg · · Score: 1
      I had roughly the same thought. At some point the human race may have to ask itself, "is this the last new generation of the human race?" We would have to balance overpopulation with replacement due to accidental (or intentional) death. Biological evolution would grind to a halt.

      Personally, I think aging and death is a fundamental part of being human. Avoiding death is instinctual, and avoiding aging is personally desirable, but immortality for everyone sounds like a recipe for disaster for civilization. Death of the individual is about renewal of the species and is a fundamental part of how life works. Tinkering with that would have to proceed with extreme caution.

      What would you trade to never age, though? Your right to reproduce? Your right to vote? Both of those things might resolve immediate problems of overpopulation and social stagnation, but also make immortality painful or pointless.

      Just a few random thoughts...

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    24. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Besides the social gap that you mention, which will be, in essence, a gap between "true" youth and "artificial" youth, there are other aspects of longevity that will dramatically change the world. One is a giant increase in risk aversion. If you suddenly learn that you can live 500 years, will you still be interested in sky diving? What about crossing the street? What about leaving the house at all? Maybe it sounds ridiculous now, but that's because we're surrounded by death all the time, and we're desensitized to it. We watch our grandparents and our parents die of old age, cancer, heart attack... and as a result, risking a car accident by driving to work every day doesn't seem like such a big deal. But faced with the potential of living a very, very long time (possibly even indefinitely), that risk begins to seem unacceptable. And there are other obvious issues, like overcrowding and the impact on the environment in general. But I think it is naive to assume that the human race would not pursue life extension at any cost.

      Science will "cure" the aging process.
      Will the result be Heaven or Hell?

    25. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, young people don't vote. They aren't disenfranchised (except for small children and teenagers) they're lazy, uninterested, ignorant, hedonistic idiots. These "disenfranchised" people grow up to be the old voting block you revile so much. The stupidity of this entire thread is the assumption that their ideas are only good when they're young, and not when they're old. I can only assume this is because you want to be in control of society, or want society to reflect your values. Well, too bad.

      And all of this mushiness about entrenched social structures is stupid. If you're really that unable to change or willing to manifest your own ideals, please skip out on the immortality treatments. The rest of us will just have to deal with killing off the 200-year old Stalin the old fashioned way.

    26. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself pal. Your neat theory of social evolution has never been truly tested.

    27. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatelly politicians and rulers will be among first people to get anti-ageing treatment. Some of them might be good, but some of them are equally bad.

    28. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what is optimal lifespan? So that talented individual can contribute to his community much, but that society doesn't stagnate because of legacy of old living people?

      Answer is non trivial, if this problem even has a solution that we want.

    29. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the optimal timespan is. Who knows? and also, do all humans have the optimal timespan? I have met older people in their 70s, 80s and later who have the intelligence, the risk taking capabilities and the energy exceeding those much younger than them.

      It seems like the current lifespan we have is good enough and is perhaps optimal, but again, I really don't know.

    30. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      "I know there will be the crowd that says - but we were designed to die. That is bunk! Self aware intelligence is bound and destined to perpetuated and proliferate."

      Okay, first of all before I say anything else, you have to understand that I'm a christian (presbyterian by the way, not catholic) and my position is, "I'll believe the Bible unless or until someone proves it wrong" - and, guess what, according to the bible, if you take all the ages of people that it mentions before the flood, the average lifespan of humans was something like 900 years.
      The oldest man ever mentioned was Methuselah, who was 969 when he died (take that, Guiness book of records!), right before the flood happened. There were around 1654 years between when Adam was created during the creation week, and when the flood happened. I.E., Adam was still alive when Methuselah was born, and Methuselah was alive right up until the flood..

      Now, of course, to anobody who believes in evolution (in which theory everything starts off at "blech" (rock soup) and works its way up to "w00t" (intelligent life), as opposed to what the bible says, where everything pretty much starts out at "w00t" while Adam and Eve were in the garden, and those goes to "blech" when they et the fruit and later goes to "sub-basement-of-blechness" when humanity gets to be so revolting that they bring the flood upon themselves and chop their lifespans waaay down), this probably sounds ridiculous. In fact, even to a lot of people who believe what the bible says, but who have never really thought about it, this probably sounds a bit crazy (people living NINE HUNDRED years?!), and/or just an "old wives' tale"/legend.

      But, personally, like I said, I'm going to believe it until someone proves it's wrong (which I don't think will happen, but then I don't know everything..)

      Another thing to note is that lifespans dropped off very rapidly after the flood. Shem (Noah's son) lived only 600 years, as opposed to Noah's 950. Shem's son Arphaxad, grandson Selah, and great-grandson Eber lived around 430 years each (incidentally, there were some weird things happeneing with ancestors living rather long than their descendants during this period - Shem outlived Arphaxad, Selah, Peleg, and Reu, among others), and Eber's son Peleg, grandson Reu, and great grandson Serug each lived only about 230 years. (Nice little history lesson, for anyone who doesn't dismiss it off-hand simply because it's from the Bible :) )
      So, it seems like something happened during or after the flood - which, by the way it's described in the bible, must have been an extremely catastrophic event. According to the way things are written in Genesis, it seems that there was a shield of water around the Earth when it was first made - maybe like another layer to the atmosphere, made of water. If so, and it all came crashing down onto the earth, maybe it had something do with an ice age, and/or maybe that's where alot of water in the oceans came from - maybe the oceans used to be shallow, allowing people to walk across from asia/russia to north america, rather than boating across.. which is an interesting alternate, or even complementary, theory to a major ice age - maybe it was an ice comet that hit the earth and kocked the water shield down and caused the flood? Maybe the water filled the oceans up to the continental shelves after the flood, and then the ice began to melt and filled it even further, so as to submerge the shelf? I'm not a geologist, but I would be interested in knowing how much of this could possibly have happened, and how much is merely wild conjecture and fiction :)

      Some people have wondered where all the water for the flood came from, since it says that the water was over the tops of the mountains, and even if mountains were shorter at the time, and got stirred up because of the flood - alot of water dumping on the crust would, I should think, do a lot of shaking up of tectonic activity, creating of mountains, messing up of axial tilts, who kno

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    31. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 1
      "I'll believe the Bible unless or until someone proves it wrong"

      Seems to me the more honest approach would be to start questioning and believe in the Bible when you could prove it right? Have you ever thought if you were born in the middle east you might now just be saying "I'll believe in the Koran or Vedic texts unless or until someone proves it wrong".

      Second your faith in Dr. Kent Hovind and his "Geology" may need some unbiased examination. First Hovind is not a Geologist and second he is not a Doctor. I encourage yourself to do a little honest searching.

      Third if you are debating the question of the age of the earth, young or old. I recommend that you research angular unconformities. The interesting aspect about unconformities is that you can witness them directly and can bypass all the evidence of radioisotopes and things that cannot be view with your senses. Unconformities, such as Siccar Point a famous outcrop on the Scottish coast, are the geologic features which convinced (Christian Geologist) Hutton and Lyell that the earth was old. An unconformity requires a serial string of geologic events each taking long periods of time such as:

      Layered Deposition

      Lithification

      Tilting and uplift

      Erosion

      Layered Depoistion (again)

      Lithification (again)

      Erosion (again) etc.

      If you are looking for Geologist makeing more sense than Hovind check out Glenn Morton a former yec, who could not honestly uphold the yec philosphy after the evaluating a preponderance of evidence.

    32. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      >Seems to me the more honest approach would be to start questioning and believe in the Bible when you could prove it right?

      Or why not do the same with evolution? It's still a theory, even its defenders don't actually claim it has been proven. So why not disbelieve it all the way until it is proven, instead of believing it until it's diproven?
      It all depends where you start from; I am starting from the Bible instead of from evolution.

      >First Hovind is not a Geologist and second he is not a Doctor.

      Yes, I have heard some people say he's not a doctor, but that doesn't matter much to me anyway - if he knows what he's talking about I don't care if he has a Dr in front of his name, and if he *doesn't* know what he's talking about I don't care if he has a Dr in front of his name.
      And, personally, I think he's contributed plenty enough to the field of science that he ought to be a Doctor even if he isn't.
      I don't implicitly trust Dr Hovind, but some of his theories make sense to me, so I am sticking with them until I find something better :)

      >The interesting aspect about unconformities [is they] require a serial string of geologic events each taking long periods of time such as...

      Umm.. here's another theory. What if, since obviously those rocks are sedimentary rock which means they formed from mud, what if the unconformities happened *while the mud was soft* (or at least, not entirely turned to rock) instead of after it turned to rock? If it happened that way, it wouldn't have to be slow. Plus it would work better because rock doesn't like to be bent after it's hard.

      Again, I haven't read a lot of actual science studies on geology; all I read is the news and of course basic science textbooks, both which are more in the habit of teaching what Mr. X thinks that Y evidence indicates, rather than actually stating the evidence in question; all I'm saying is, if you *start off* by thinking that evolution happened, then you *have* to think the earth is old, and so every time you see anything around you, you'll be (possibly even subconsciously) thinking 'look, layers! that must have taken a long time since the earth is old'. Whereas if you're a creationist, the earth only *has* to be 10,000 years old or so, which means you'll look at it and go 'look, layers! The earth is fairly young so that must have happened quickly'.

      Your basic philosophy changes the way you look at the world in *everything*, not just in one thing. I'm not throwing out all of science. I'm just saying a lot of the interpretations people take from the raw data are wrong (or maybe I should say "skewed").

      Have you read Flatland? That book by A. Square, about the 2 dimensional place? If you think the world is flat, imagining falling off the edge is easy. If you think the world is round, imagining falling off the edge is.. hard.

      I disagree with the basic assumptions.

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    33. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      Or why not do the same with evolution? So why do you answer a question with a question? By doing so you dodge the question of why not prove something before believing in it. Because if you do it backwards you will end up believing whatever you cultural heritage suggests.

      As far as your question goes - Ues starting by questioning evolution or old earth assumptiong is recommended. And yes, there is a preponderance of evidence to support evolution and old earth. Again, as in angular unconformities, I prefer the simple examples as evidence versus detailed technical arguements. For example, any physical geologic separation of life forms such as a continent, island or mountain range are attendent with variations of life forms and formation of related species. Look at Madagascar, Australia, Gelapagos islands, or Sierra Nevada mountains. Predicted and actually required by evolution but not predicted or even suggested by creationism.

      Doctor Hovind has not made _any_ contributions to science or geology. He has no formation training in science. If Hovind has been dishonest in his credentials, question everything he has to say. Beware of the individual who is "dishonest for god".

      Unconformities do not typically involve bending of rock. Which makes it more difficult to deal with on a short time frame. Many unconformities, such as ones at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, do not have significant bending - so to have them tilted as "soft muds" with no distortions would be improbable if not impossible. To have large sections of the earth move in parallel requires lithification or solidification before tilting and uplift and erosion. A few nice examples:

      Example 1 Example 2 Example 3 Example 4

      BTW bending of solid rock is not difficult at high hydrostatic pressures and temperatures.

      Again, I haven't read a lot of actual science studies on geology I don't think you necessarily need to. You need a little scepticism, discernment and common sense to appreciate angular unconformities and other geological structures. For example, in this photo photo which deposition layer represents the flood. These are gravel layers separted by lava flows. Presumptions are not required to understand the earth is old and tortured.

      BTW you last arguemenst sounds a lot like relativism. Truth does not care about your relative view point.

    34. Re:Do not go gently into that goodnight.... by cobras2 · · Score: 1

      "So why do you answer a question with a question? By doing so you dodge the question of why not prove something before believing in it. Because if you do it backwards you will end up believing whatever you cultural heritage suggests."

      No. I'm just asking the very same question you are, except with evolution as the focal point istead of the bible. Why do most people today who believe in evolution believe in it? For the same reason most people seem to believe in their religion; because someone else told them, not ebcause they decided it for themselves. I'm just saying that it doesn't matter whether you start with the bible or start with evolution, you have to start *somewhere*, and work from there.
      You CANNOT prove every single thing you believe. After all, we *could* all just be inside a computer right now, like in the Matrix. How would we tell the difference..?
      So, at SOME point, you have to have some faith - even if you're a scientist (read: skeptic ;) ), and work from there; maybe if you discover that your original faith didn't work (as I maintain evolution doesn't, and as you maintain the bible doesn't) *then* come up with a different idea to replace it. You can't always wait until you've proven something right before you start using it.

      "As far as your question goes - Ues starting by questioning evolution or old earth assumptiong is recommended."

      Sure, but all I'm saying is tht you are doing the *exact same thing I am*: someone taught you about evolution and so you started from that. Someone taught m about creation and so I started from that. We're both (hopefully) openminded enough to listen to the other guy, and to do our best to try to decide for ourselves whether or not our starting position was the right one. I maintain that mine was, and you maintain that yours was, so it's sort of a stalemate.

      "For example, any physical geologic separation of life forms such as a continent, island or mountain range are attendent with variations of life forms and formation of related species. Look at Madagascar, Australia, Gelapagos islands, or Sierra Nevada [pnas.org] mountains. Predicted and actually required by evolution but not predicted or even suggested by creationism."

      I don't believe that Noah had one of every single species of animal on his boat. Therefore, many of the subspecies of animals must have come from the animals on the boat. Wolves and Great Danes are related. If you left Great Danes long enough, would Wolves eventually develop? I don't know a whole lot about genetics, but I suspect so.
      So does that mean that if you left Great Danes long enough, turnips would develop? Err.. that's just a tiny little slight leap of faith, friend. And dogs turning into turnips has not been proven in the labratory; only great danes turning into wolves has.

      "Doctor Hovind has not made _any_ contributions to science or geology. He has no formation training in science."

      Looking out the window is training in science.
      That was my point.

      Darwin was not a scientist by training, but you don't ridicule him for it.
      In fact, if I remember correctly, most of Darwin's training was in religion.

      Secondly, even those who criticize Hovind's doctorate do *NOT* claim he hasn't got one; they just say it's not relevant, because err.. guess what.. it's a doctorate in religious education.

      Something seems odd there, if you ask me.

      If Dr Hovind *is* lyin about his education, or purposely using it to make himself sound better, or whatever, then I agree, I should certainly look critically at his theories. But I am *already* looking critically at his theories, and would be even if I thought he had a PhD for every branch of science there is.
      I'm simply saying it's a better idea to judge a man by whether what he says and does makes sense, not by whether he has a cool letter or two tacked on before or after his name. That goes for evolutionists and creationists - and I don't believe everything the creationists say is right, either :)

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  39. And soon our scientists will say... by teko_teko · · Score: 5, Funny

    And soon our scientists will say stuffs like... Wernstrom: "Face it, Farnsworth, you're over the hill. It's time to leave science to the hundred-twenty-year-olds." Farnsworth: "You young turks think you know everything! I was inventing things when you were barely turning senile." Wernstrom: "Haha! Go home before you embarrass yourself, old man! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a nap before the ceremonies."

  40. This sounds like SENS by Sam+Haine+'95 · · Score: 1

    Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence at my university have been going on about stuff like this for a while. Personally I think it's all science fiction but hey...

  41. This is not something that was previously unknown. by Biotech9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a simple way to increase your lifespan. Eat less. In fact, halve the amount of food you eat.

    There are papers that you can search for with sciencedirect.com or scholar.google.com that show rats that are given half the calories of the control group living almost 50% longer. It's just not exactly something that you can sell to people. You can live longer, if you live LESS. There's a reason animals that live very long lives have very slow metabolisms (such as Turtles) and animals that have very high metabolisms live less (such as humming birds and mice). To put it simply, you can 'burn the midnight oil' and live a short life, or eat less and do less and live longer.

    Putting it more complicatedly, the reason you age is generally regarded to be because of damage your body and cells accumulate over a lifetime of living. The damage often comes from 'Oxidative stress'. This is just a very broad umbrella term for anything that causes the generation of 'Reactive oxygen species' that are highly reactive molecules that zip about your cell damaging proteins and DNA. ROS are made by things such as too much Vitamin K, smoking, UV light or certain other radiation bands, too much iron in the diet, and so on.

    And the biggest contributor to ROS in your body over it's life? The Mitochondria. The 'power plant' of each cell. It makes ROS as a part of the process used to make ATP (the 'batteries' of your cells) and inevitably some escapes and causes damage. Over a life-time the damage builds up.

    The biggest contributor to ageing is just plain old living (kind of obvious really), and the best way to therefore cut down on that damage is to eat less, slowing down the metabolism and decreasing the amount of ROS the mitochondria produces.

    IMHO, not really worth it! you could get hit by a bus tomorrow! Dig into your fresh Chiabatta and Fetta cheese!

  42. This is likely a "duh" sort of thing by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    People have known for a long time that starving organisms and individual cells promotes long life. Likely there's a bunch of things going on, from reduction in oxidation damage of the cell to the cell expressing genes to cope with the minimal amount of nutrients it's able to process.

    A good analogy is that the cells go into a "hibernation" of sorts, not doing much, but not dying either. I suspect that some sort of drug may come out of this, but it'll likely have the side effect of people wanting to sit around and not do much as their cells are starved of energy. Not a big change for some of you, I realize, but there's always a price to be paid for these sorts of things.

    1. Re:This is likely a "duh" sort of thing by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I suspect that some sort of drug may come out of this, but it'll likely have the side effect of people wanting to sit around and not do much

      So many jokes just wanting to burst out! XBox, IRC, potheads, my sophomore year of college, the list goes on and on!

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  43. Duke Nukem.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1
    Mice around the world cheer on hearing they will live to see duke nukem forever released.. or not.

    Same mice talk smack about busting a cap in duke nukems ass.

  44. We need vampires and werewolves . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    . . . to cull the herd. This will encourage people to stay fit and get home at a decent hour.

    Or maybe getting anti-aging drugs will require a survey of your friends and neighbors.

    If you flunk, or no one returns the survey, you don't get boosterspice, because who needs a bunch of old, unpopular jerks hanging around?

  45. Scary by drxenos · · Score: 1

    I have two problems with this:
    1) I'd be worried what those genes did that they knocked out. I mean, I don't want to live six times longer and be impotent the whole time.
    2) There are a lot of asshats I don't want to live six times longer. The really scary thing is I'm related to some of them.

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    1. Re:Scary by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I mean, I don't want to live six times longer and be impotent the whole time.

      Though that might soothe the overpopulation crowd!

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    2. Re:Scary by drxenos · · Score: 1

      My God, your sig. is funny!

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  46. Our Business is Life Itself. by TimeSpeak · · Score: 1

    Dr Longo doesn't work for Umbrella Corp. does he?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_Corporation

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  47. In Solvat Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fearless, immortal mice break you!

  48. STOP by doyoulikegoatseeee · · Score: 0

    stop exploiting mice for your crackpot bullshit. this is stupid and needs to end.

  49. I for one welcome our new Disney overlords! by ave19 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is all a ploy by Disney to justify keeping Micky under copy-wraps for 600 years.

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  50. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by vinnythenose · · Score: 1

    crap. So because of my high metabolism, I may not be able to put on weight, but I'm going to die by 40.
    You just can't win!

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  51. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the current population's growth rate, we're already filling the planet with 83.3 million more people every year. That's almost 3 people every second. Think about that.

    Now, think about the kinds of overcrowding that places like India and China enjoy.

    Do you *really* want people to live longer?

    In the time it took me to write this, another 200 people just started breathing your air and eating your food. By the time this thread works down off the front page, about 40,000 people will have appeared to take your jobs.

    I'm thinking that living longer is NOT a good thing unless it also comes with an anti-fertility side-effect.

    1. Re:Why? by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      Are you saying this is a *problem* in the sense that it won't work itself out? Because if you are, I think you're wrong.
      I'm betting on at least one solution manifesting, which way are you betting?

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I'm betting on at least one solution manifesting, which way are you betting?"

      The Chinese or Indians nuking the Western world isn't really a solution for me. Them nuking each other would work though.

  52. Live 6 time longer .... slowly by wom · · Score: 1

    So they make mice not able to metabolize food (ie. starve) and make thier cells too stupid to die on cue (ie cancer) and this is a good thing? We know that starving people live a long time (see URL:http://www.webmd.com/content/article/110/10981 8.htm ) but are they LIVING? or existing? I'll take living any day.

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  53. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by badfish99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that why all those starving people in Africa all live to be 180 years old?

  54. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by Frangible · · Score: 1

    No, this won't increase lifespan in a human. Yet another rat study that failed to translate into human data. Oxidative stress is one factor amongst many. To say aging is complex is an understatement.

  55. I don't think those mice would be that immortal by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I think the mice that had some fear would be more immortal than the mice that were fearless. Now, the fearless solider mice are the ones that you'd want to send biting lions and tigers to death while most of your immortal peasant mice run way because they are scared.

  56. Aging and birth by subl33t · · Score: 1

    Unless these scientists find a way to make humans less fertile, planet earth is gonna get ugly crowded.

    1. Re:Aging and birth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. Infertility was a side effect of the discovery.

  57. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by iamplupp · · Score: 1

    Shouldnt that also mean that lots of vitamin C, vitamin E and catalase in the diet would increase your lifespan? If I recall correctly these are the major substances involved in neutralizing ROS.

  58. In Korea... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Only old mice are fearless.

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    1. Re:In Korea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally! A good use of that shitty fad!

    2. Re:In Korea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o rly?

  59. Social Consequences of Life Extension by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    As someone who's recently finished reading The Schismatrix (EXCELLENT book btw), I read this and really start to wonder about what sorts of future social issues will arise from this. What sorts of social dynamics will change? A lot of people are against genetically modifying themselves...but what if they can suddenly live six times as long?

    You really gotta wonder where peoples morals and beliefs will end, and where the primal human instinct to survive and reproduce as much as possible will kick in and make them cave.

    Also, with the worlds changing view of the acceptance of plastic surgery, will it become more normal to receive it if you were to get life extension gene therapy? I mean, whats the point of living to be 300 if you're in a withered old husk that scares even old people.

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  60. But are all stages of life elongated? by vsage3 · · Score: 1
    From the article: "A remarkably high proportion of people seem to like living in cities. With the staggering amounts of wealth that will be freed up by not having any frail people around any more, it will become practical to build very high-quality urban accommodation for everyone, and the density of that accommodation is such that a population of at least 20 billion will hardly encroach at all on the amount of rural space that currently exists," he said.

    This is based on the assumption that a state of stasis with regards to aging is possible. If you simply elongate life, wouldn't you elongate the period a person is infirmed before they ultimately die? Seems kind of cruel to me in a way - and costly.

    How does the mental age scale with elongating physical age? Did this process increase the time it takes to reach sexual maturity? That's what I would like to know. Extending the process of reaching mental matury might greatly increase the amount of knowledge children can acquire during their impressionable years.

  61. Overpopulation? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    I'm not so sure this would be a good idea for use on humans. As it is, we are right on the very edge of how many people our planet can support combined with our technological advancements. If we suddenly had the ability to live 400 years and could all procreate for 250-300 years of that, we might find ourselves having to impliment a Logan's Run system to prevent our own extinction.

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  62. I Must Be Hungry by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

    I thought that said "Rome couldn't be snacked in a day."

    1. Re:I Must Be Hungry by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes. That too!

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  63. Some good news! by The+Galactic+Fork · · Score: 0

    The overcrowding of Earth will give us a better reason to go into space and stretch out a little bit! This could make dating, child rearing pretty interesting too, because since you will age at 1/6th the rate, You'd have the body of a 1 year old child, but the knowledge of a 6 year old, while not much, that's gotta make you think, you have the knowledge that someone 18 or 30 would have and your body is 3 or 5 years old(Yes, I'm using solid numbers because I'm lazy). Dating would get interesting too, "So, how old are you?" -"108". Puberty too! You don't to have to go through that again....only 6 times longer! The pregnancy period for a woman, will it be 54 months now?! Mind boggling...

  64. Doctor wha? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Scientist: "Hello! I'm Dr. Longo! I broke the secret of aging!"
    Colleague: "Bill, I've known you for thirty years. Your last name is Rosenberg!"
    Scientist: "That's the name MORTALS gave me! From now on I'm 'Dr. LONGo!'"

  65. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by rask22 · · Score: 1

    Calorie restriction only works with adequate, or better yet, optimal nutrition. Even if you're eating 50% of your normal calories you still have to get 100% of all the required nutrients. Starving yourself it just a good way to die sooner.

  66. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by qbwiz · · Score: 1

    Actually, removal of this gene only helps those who are on this extreme diet. Animals that lack this gene react even better to the stress caused by not eating as much food. Having this gene prevents you from entering that state, caused by undereating, where your body becomes much more effective at healing genetic and other damage.

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  67. Methuselah? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Maybe someone will figure out that Methuselah and all those other guys had this gene and that it has evolved out of us? (It could make for an interesting bit in the biblical-inerrancy/evolution flame wars, anyway.)

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  68. Puberty... by diesel66 · · Score: 1

    Puberty would last six times as long as well i suppose...
    I'm not sure I could deal with that.

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    1. Re:Puberty... by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      If you think that's bad, imagine being in diapers for say, 18 years.

      On the other hand, there is the breast feeding... :)

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  69. My apology to psygnosis... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately being fearless is going to cancel out immortality pretty quickly, when the mouse isn't scared of humans, or their traps...

    LEMMINGS! :D

  70. This really isnt good news by seabreezemm · · Score: 1

    At the rate at which we are currently overpopulating the earth and draining her resources this could cause problems beyond conception. The shortage of food, natural resources, health care, housing, just to name a few of the most obvious.

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  71. I for one by kpang · · Score: 1

    welcome our new near-immortal, fearless mouse overlords!

  72. plus quad-damage gen and invulnerability gen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice.
    And now we are looking for the invulnerability gen and the quad-damage gen to obtain the quake-mice.
  73. Pre-dupe call by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

    I submitted this same story, but to a different link. So I am taking this opportunity to call the dupe that will happen when my story gets accepted. Lets see if I'm right.

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  74. Re: it Depends by cli_rules! · · Score: 1

    Time to buy stock in Kimberly-Clark!

  75. I for one.... by Cassius105 · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our immortal fearless mice overlords and would like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality i can help gathet others to toil in there underground helium mines

    sorry it had to be done :P

  76. We? by msbsod · · Score: 1

    I do welcome progress in this kind of research, but I like to ask if we, the people who live now, are going to see the benefits. Even if we knew exactly which genes are responsible for certain tasks, it would still be very difficult to reprogram all genes in a body. The most effective virii cannot affect all cells in a body. Not to mention the matter of decomposition which still has to be addressed for complex lifeforms. Anyway, although I may not benefit completely from this research, I am sure this research will be an asset for humans. Let's hope we learn to share the benefits. Otherwise we will have wars not just for water, oil and money.

  77. That's not a joke. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i know exactly when these amazing age-related breakthroughs will come to fruition for humanity

    exactly at the age at which i am too old to partake of any of it


    That's not really a joke.

    People in government see anti-aging research and treatments in terms of the financial load on the retirement and medical infrastructure relative to the tax base of still-working young, and view improved treatments as extending the life of the infirm aged rather than extending productive, vigorous youth. As a result they tend to be opposed to such research, or in favor of rationing its fruits if it ever has any.

    (I recall back in the early days of CNN, when the head of one of the government agencies was being live-interviewed on future solvency issues as the boomers retired, and he slipped and said "We have to get the death rate up to meet the birthrate." Guess what part got clipped from the replay a few hours later...)

    Life-extension advocates, of course, point out that real breakthroughs will extend healthy, vigorous life rather than simply stretching senility - and might eventually eliminate the latter entirely. Thus an effective attack on aging would reduce, rather than increase, the load on the systems (once they were adjusted for the increased lifespan).

    You'll notice that a significant fraction of The Fine Article is dedicated to heading off such short-sightedness on the part of the portion of the ruling class that will be dispensing grant money and regulating availability of any treatments.

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    1. Re:That's not a joke. by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Actually they need to get the birthrate to match the retirement rate, so we have more people paying into the system.

    2. Re:That's not a joke. by marafa · · Score: 1

      "We have to get the death rate up to meet the birthrate." Guess what part got clipped from the replay a few hours later...)
      you mean there is censorship in america?

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    3. Re:That's not a joke. by bigpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life-extension advocates, of course, point out that real breakthroughs will extend healthy, vigorous life rather than simply stretching senility - and might eventually eliminate the latter entirely. Thus an effective attack on aging would reduce, rather than increase, the load on the systems (once they were adjusted for the increased lifespan).

      Yes, but the politicians worry that they can only use the same old tricks on people for so long before they wise up, so they don't want people living too much longer. And the elderly vote in some of the highest numbers... of course maybe if they were healthy and fit they could be distracted more easily.

    4. Re:That's not a joke. by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Life-extension advocates, of course, point out that real breakthroughs will extend healthy, vigorous life rather than simply stretching senility - and might eventually eliminate the latter entirely.

      Exactly. In the ideal scenario, Medicare and Social Security go away completely, along with their trillions of dollars of unfunded liabilities. Even if we have to pay for universal access to anti-aging drugs and therapies, that has to be cheaper than the current system.

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    5. Re:That's not a joke. by Mahou · · Score: 1

      if you increased birthrates then you'd have old people, babies, and the working class competing for food/resources. the population is already crazy enough

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    6. Re:That's not a joke. by einTier · · Score: 1
      Well, technically, if you can solve aging, all of this goes right out the window. People won't die of old age, they'll die of some freak accident when they are 900 years old. There'll be no need for social security, because there will be no need to truly get 'old'.

      If you think that not everyone can afford it, think again. The second it becomes cheaper to roll the clock back to 18 years old than to pay for the health care of someone 50-death, insurance companies and governments (Medicare, Medicaid, etc) are going to start mandating that people get the proceedure. Or, of course, not be eligible for coverage.

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    7. Re:That's not a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also issues with retirement incomes needed to substain the extra 10/20/30 years of your life. You'll need to work for an extra 5-10 years before you can retire.

    8. Re:That's not a joke. by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      That's not the way the world works.

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    9. Re:That's not a joke. by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I'm 29 and most of the folks I know already expect to work until we die. There won't be a retirement plan beyond what we perhaps manage to cobble together on our own.

      About the only sustainable solution I can think of in this 'ageless' scenario, would be for retirement to become an extended vacation - one which you rejoin the work force after taking.

      That'll majorly change the dynamics of home ownership and such, too.

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    10. Re:That's not a joke. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Actually, they need the birthrate 18 years ago to match the retirement rate now.

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    11. Re:That's not a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but note this is completely price inelastic - everyone would want it, and everyone would be willing to pay huge sums to extend their livespans. development funds would be relatively easy to find for something like this, even without government assistance.

    12. Re:That's not a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it is, increasing birth rates would be retarded. as a society advances, birth rates drop as lifespan increases.

    13. Re:That's not a joke. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      People in government see anti-aging research and treatments in terms of the financial load on the retirement and medical infrastructure relative to the tax base of still-working young, and view improved treatments as extending the life of the infirm aged rather than extending productive, vigorous youth. As a result they tend to be opposed to such research, or in favor of rationing its fruits if it ever has any.

      When people live longer they can work longer. More money. And people in goverment die to.

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    14. Re:That's not a joke. by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      People won't die of old age, they'll die of some freak accident when they are 900 years old. There'll be no need for social security, because there will be no need to truly get 'old'.

      Ideally, yes. However, I can guarantee you that constituents will be mightily unhappy about not getting social security money at a particular age.

    15. Re:That's not a joke. by terrymr · · Score: 1

      yes that that's why social security is so screwed because theres fewer and fewer new people to pay into the system.

    16. Re:That's not a joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's called a pyramid scheme. Put simply, there is no way to sustain a pyramid scheme, because it requires exponential growth. You don't need enough people to match the number of people retiring. You need more people, so that the quality of life of the person retiring and the people paying for them isn't dropped to something so abysmal that they say, "fuck this," and turn to looting. Then for every N people you used to pay for 1 person, you need N people to pay for them. Then for each of them you need N people. And so on and so forth.

      Social security was originally designed to provide a revenue stream for the Federal government that wouldn't be collected on because it was aimed at the average age of death, that would apply to everyone (and the employers of everyone) and thus be a more stable revenue stream than the income tax. It's a regressive pyramid scheme.

      Which isn't to suggest that I oppose social programs. This one just happens to be funded in a nonsustainable way, and fixing it without changing the way it's funded will just fuck over the middle and lower class disproportionately. FICA taxes cap at a fixed level of income, and everyone pays.

    17. Re:That's not a joke. by HuguesT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Social security is actually not really screwed right now, but might be within the next 25 years if nothing is done.

      Long term, the birthrate in the US is actually fine, and SS is *not* a pyramid scheme. It currently works on the assumption that people work at their career for about 40 years, save during that time (actually pay for those on retirement) and then retire for 20 years or so living essentially off their savings. If the birthrate and deathrates are steady and retirement savings are adequate, the scheme is actually workable.

      In practice the various rates (savings, pensions, etc) need to be adjusted to account for demographics, but for political reasons they are hard to adjust. This is what makes SS screwed. It needs to be reactive and far-sighted, because people by and large aren't.

    18. Re:That's not a joke. by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Interestingly there was a simulation not long ago of how long people would live if they woudn't age past a biological age of about 20-25 years.

      Not aging doesn't mean people don't get sick or don't die by accident. IIRC This simulation showed people would live longer but not typically more than 120 years.

    19. Re:That's not a joke. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Interestingly there was a simulation not long ago of how long people would live if they woudn't age past a biological age of about 20-25 years.

      Not aging doesn't mean people don't get sick or don't die by accident. IIRC This simulation showed people would live longer but not typically more than 120 years.


      There was another that (if I recall it correctly) assumed the accidental death rate of an 18 year old (high) but also assumed that both aging and disease would be cured, so accidents were all that killed. (I think it included crime, too.) That one came out to something like 850 years mean time to death.

      But that was a while back, before "trauma centers" supplemented emergency rooms and some major safety improvements on automobiles. Also: Part of the reason for the high rate of death in the late teens is inexperience - especially with driving. (And it think it included traumatic injury from crime, which HAS dropped drastically despite what the media would have you think.) I figure a millenium easy.

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    20. Re:That's not a joke. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      (But I also figure that disease won't be entirely cured. They keep evolving and it takes a few deaths to figure out and deploy a defense against each new one.)

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    21. Re:That's not a joke. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Disease might not be cured, but you might want to check out the difference in survival rates between healthy 18-30 year olds and everybody else.

      Disease still kills a fair number of people each year, but the vast majority of them are the extremely young and old. Healthy young adults are amazingly hard to kill with disease.

      To the point that one that can kill them is considered a BIG problem. If you have a society consisting almost entirely of the equivalent to healthy young adults, disease wouldn't be a big deal for the most part.

      Of course, you're still going to have kids, but with that kind of lifespan, you should be able to isolate the kids very well if necessary. Heck, just think about how much effort we could lavish on kids if we don't need all of those nursing homes and such. Even if we were just average healthy and productive until dropping dead at 90~100. Heck, with lifespans measured in eons, I could see 'maturnity leave' stretching into the decades. Basically, when you have kids, you quit your job and work on raising them.

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  78. We have enough youth, how about a fountain.... by The+UberDork · · Score: 0

    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

  79. family birthdays are going to be mad by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Imagine , 2000 relatives....

    50000 grand children

    Chances of having sex or marrying a relative, (if your 280 and have a 22 yo girl friend, thats your 4th cousins daughter)

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  80. Furry Overlords by ImaFraud · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new furry overlords.

  81. Dont forget regenerating mice by Intangion · · Score: 0

    A few months ago there was an article about mice that could regrow limbs/organs (except brain) without scar tissue, whole joints could be regrown, even nerves, this is potentially a cure for so many things.. blindness, paralysis, burn victums, to name a few

    So now we have fearless regenerative immortal rats!!

  82. Conspiracy by ForresterInc · · Score: 1
    It's gonna get real crowded in the world if we're all immortal.

    No no, see, it's a very elaborate plot. This kind of treatment will only be available to the very rich. They'll pay through the nose for it. And then, when they're immortal, the state can tax them, for a very, very long time, thus taking away all of their money.

  83. Not immortal by jemenake · · Score: 1
    So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice.
    The article talked about aging, not immortality. All this really does is decrease the mouse's chances of dying of old-age, which, consequently, gives the mouse more chances to die of something else. This is even more likely if we surpress their flight response (unless we can engineer cats that never get hungry).
  84. Fear not! by TheRon6 · · Score: 1

    No matter how many superhuman abilities mice gain, study after study has proven that everything gives them cancer. So if they want their precious chemotherapy, they'll have to work for me! Mwhahahaha!

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  85. There are no old brave pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are so right. Just change the old adage a bit. There will be no old brave mice.

    There has to be some balance. Science fiction writers have grappled with this problem. If people lived to 200, society would change a lot. Right now, you have a certain chance of dying in a traffic accident (you probably won't). If your natural life span extended to 200 then you would evaluate the chances of dying in a traffic accident quite differently (it would be three times as likely). Your behaviour would change. People's lives would span several economic cycles. If you had experienced the great depression, you would vote quite differently. (Mind you, we have lots of people who remember Viet Nam and we still invaded Iraq.)

    If having a bunch of old fogies around meant that society would become set in its ways and unwilling to take chances, that would bring about our ruin. We have to innovate to survive. We might well need the antiaging gene and the courage gene both in order for society to remain successful.

  86. Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our old, fearless, cheese-eating overlords.

    Oh, wait...we already have those. Nevermind.

  87. Biker's wisdom by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    ..real crowded in the world if we're all immortal.

    Repeal helmet laws!

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    1. Re:Biker's wisdom by N3Bruce · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I ride too, and I wear my helmet. Seriously, what about people who suffer crippling brain injuries, along with other "mentally challenged" individuals, habitual felons, the physically deformed and other "undesirables? Do they get treatments? For how long? Who decides? Do we want to be keeping millions of Terry Schiavos alive for hundreds of years? Do we allow "nature to take its course" with certain designated classes. Do only the rich or well-connected get to take treatments? I fear the type of world this will lead to.

  88. standard topic of discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would you really want to live forever?

  89. They are looking to increase the retirement age. by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    At least according to what I've heard. That's because people are living longer and more productively.

    Why should a fully functional adult be expected to retire because of an arbitrary time? The original purpose of retirement age was helping support people that could no longer support themselves.

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  90. Living six times normal life...? by rei1974 · · Score: 1

    That's good. Is just the time I need to see Italy finally win its 4th soccer world cup. Or maybe I need 7 lives...

  91. Am I the only one... by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    ...who feels no particular inclination to extend his natural life?

    Don't get me wrong... I'm having a pretty good time and feeling productive, but I'm only 28 and already, I find myself thinking, "OMFG this is long." The thought of living to 500 seems so frightfully tedious and, after a while, too repetitive to be enjoyable. How many new experiences are there to have after you've gotten married, had children, enjoyed grandchildren, traveled, educated yourself, worked, etc? It seems that this sequence fits perfectly into the current 80 or so years that we have. To stretch it out over 500 years sounds frightfully dull.

    Then again, I'm one of those weird bastards who disbelieves in afterlife and takes great comfort in the belief that one day, I will entirely cease to exist. The thought of eternal existence sounds horrifying.

    1. Re:Am I the only one... by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, you can die when the time comes, just going get in the way of the rest of us living on.

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      No.

      For the good of the species, we must all die. That way there are resources for the newer models.

      My daughter is smarter, faster, and cuter than I am. Her kids will be better than her. What right do I have to take away their future by eating their food?

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    3. Re:Am I the only one... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      who feels no particular inclination to extend his natural life?

      No; I've heard similar sentiments from others. Makes no sense to me, but as long as neither of us forcibly imposes our preferences on others I have no problem with it.

      How many new experiences are there to have after you've gotten married, had children, enjoyed grandchildren, traveled, educated yourself, worked, etc?

      Education and working...in how many fields? There are at least a dozen areas I'd like to explore in detail, but without an increase in lifespan I'll never have the chance.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he takes one twat like you with him, I'd say he died well.

    5. Re:Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death is for the weak, you anonymous bastard.

  92. No problem by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    It's gonna get real crowded in the world if we're all immortal.

    Don't worry, we'll just kill each other like we did before. Or go into stasis.
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  93. not with the "water curtain" th by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

    if you grew up in a hard-core strict biblical creationist family like I did, you might be familiar with the "water curtain" nonsense.

    Here it goes:

    pre-flood there was no water on the earth.. it was all below the surface and... get this folks... above the atmosphere in a great belt called the "water curtain"

    methuselah and the other ancient patriarchs lived during this time when the water curtain filtered out cosmic rays and UV radiation that create the free radicals which we now know are the main cause of aging.

    I know it's true! Some guy who read a book by some guy who read a book by some guy who read the bible told me so!!

    QED

    1. Re:not with the "water curtain" th by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Well perhaps you should take a look at the closest planet to the earth in terms of atmospheric makeup, Venus.

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  94. The trick is..... by Chr0nik · · Score: 0

    to get in on human testing before they raise the retirement age.

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  95. From An Old Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way: If your own Mother and Father could have seen their lifetimes in a crystal ball at a young age, would they have wanted to see how their lives played out?
    My Father went through a horrible war, alcoholism, a couple of extra wives, business successes, yes, but then ultimate failure. My Mother had a lonely, poverty stricken life, only to die of cancer, a terrible death. No, they would not want to see that ahead of time.
    How then are you different. Are you going to live a wonderful life, full of exciting suprises of the sports-car, beautiful women and expensive playthings kind?
    You don't want to know the truth, what the future holds.
    Why then, would we want to alter the lifespan and have humans live many times longer than now? Would they not have accumulated enough sins and mistakes over a hundred and fifty years or so of life that they would be begging for the grave?
    The only way is to alter what Man is, so he/she cannot feel the mental pain for a life of
    mistakes as many do now when they are old. I know of two men who ended their own lives rather than go on, be placed in a hospital for what years they had left, to sit there waiting for the end, remembering those lifetime experiences that now are too hard to bear.
    When we are young, we are full of bravery, and that protects us. Then, when you are old, you no longer are capable of the fearlessness that makes a young person strong, and you become afraid. It is not right to prolong that for many decades, without additional alteration of what makes men and women what they are.

    1. Re:From An Old Person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are caught in a negative feedback loop that others aren't.

      I've only lived 34 years. In that 34 years, I've been abused sexually, physically, spiritually, and mentally. I've been in and out of the child welfare system. I've beaten people down and been beat down myself. I climbed corporate ladders, I've fallen on my face. I've been on the brink of bankruptcy, and I've merged a portion of one of my businesses with another. I've loved and lost, and loved and gained.

      I want to see the future. But not through a god damned crystal ball. I want to breathe it, I want to touch it, I want to feel it, I want to be it. Life is a gift and an "old person" taught me that, my grandfather. He lived through the great depression and went through periods of hell himself as well. As I sat with him while he was in the hospital dieing, I knew the only reason he was ready to die, was that he didn't have any other choice. If he had the choice to live longer, he would have taken it. Despite having had to bury his wife, many friends, and see several of his kids go through hell. Despite having to work so hard, to labor so hard, to have suffered cancer and all the other things he suffered.

      Life is only a burden if you see it that way. And don't give me any crap about you being older and wiser. You don't know what hell is till you've lived in constant fear of your own father beating the shit of you(or worse) because he drank too much again. That's hell.

      I've been through hell and I've broken free of it. You may not be ready to extend your life, but that's YOUR CHOICE. It isn't mine. You can change who you are, it's a lie that says you can't. There is nothing set in stone about life, except that you have sovereignty over how you respond to it. And if you want to view this as the ramblings of a youngun who doesn't know dick because he's circled the sun less times than you, then that's YOUR CHOICE.

      Myself, if I can extend my life, I will. Tomorrow may bring bankruptcy, may bring the loss of those I love, but how is that any different than yesterday or the day before? The future? Bring it on. I am ready. Let me feel the pains, the pleasure, the heartache, and the triumpth. Let me suck the marrow out of this life until it is finally taken from me one way or another. I won't have it any other way.

      Good luck with that whole depression thing. Hope you break free of it before you die. Life is too god damned short to be shackled by the illusions of failure and success. BE. BE. BE. That is the point. There is no other point.

  96. Pan-dimensional by holy_robot · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new super-intelligent, pan-dimensional overlords.

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  97. Starvation the key to many genetic advancements? by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1

    So, somatic cell nuclear transfer cloning works because we put embryos in a starved state.

    Life extension now is also coming about because we are entering a starved state. At a lecture in a conference on complexity by NECSI (http://www.necsi.org/ a few years back there was also a correlation on multiple generations of fruit flies they longer they deferred having offspring the longer they will live.

    We do have a lot more to learn here, between starvation of food and sex to gain increased longevity.

    Is there anything other than the 'starvation' angle that will help us break new ground?

  98. And you thought overcrowding was bad now! by Servo · · Score: 1

    Sure, sounds good on paper... but good intentions lead to bad consequences.

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  99. Hegemon? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    OK, great, we might someday live six times longer. However, wouldn't we be six times dumber because of it? I don't want to see the first Hegemon and Polemarch elected as an old idiot with the body of a 30-year old.

  100. ok you win by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i'm 234 years old

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  101. Though really... by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 0

    With topics such as euthanasia and questions like "quality of life" today.. I'm wondering who would want to live that long? Unless there was some serious break through in actually staying younger longer rather than living longer.. I'm wondering how long life would actually benefit people.

    Don't take this as an ID arguement.. but it seems like death has more too it than.... death. Heck.. I don't want to be an old feeble man..

    How well can you live at 300 years old?

  102. Reading the headline by ThereCanBeOnlyOne007 · · Score: 0

    I struck me: If it is aging...how can it be a breakthrough

  103. evolution by SlashSquatch · · Score: 1
    Random comments on this idea of extending natural lifespans:

    Evolution got us here and now it's to be shunned?

    Humans are heat engines and they put off greenhouse gas (CO2, Methane, hot air, this post). More of that is more of the same.

    I estimate 90% of the population is only seeking a more comfortable, entertaining and assisted life. So extended lifespans mean more time to consume, watch tv and go muddin in your SUV, oh and I forgot, blaming George.

    More time for the rich to get richer.

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    1. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is we are most likely to produce healty offspring when we are young.

  104. In other news by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    In other news.... genetically modified lab mice that live up to six times longer have escaped..
    It is assumed that due to cell longevity, these rats are stronger than the average rats and have already started mating with the sewer rats. Soon the whole of London will be overrun will rats.
    Oh My goodnesss... Save the Queen..

  105. I for one welcome our new immortal, fearless, m... by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Drat, already been done.

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  106. Regeneration! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Hey! Don't forget about their newly acquired ability to REGENERATE too!

    http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/tales_ of_the_x_mice/

    Soon you'll never be able to get these vampire mice out of your house.

    They can't be stopped and I think it's all being orchestrated by the greedy mouse trap company cartels.

  107. Beer Implications ... by rewinn · · Score: 1

    >Dr Longo's team took yeast cells and knocked out two key genes

    Forget the mice. I want to brew with that Yeast Of Immortality. What better vector for gene therapy than a nice cold pint?

  108. This is worrisome. by chachacha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why are we even pursuing anti-aging research? The cycle of birth and death and rebirth is literally what drives evolution and in turn life on earth. I sincerely hope this, or any other "breakthroughs", never lead to unnatural life extension beyond what can be obtained through sanitation improvements, exercise, diet, and improvements in mental health. Once we go down that route we're playing with natural forces that should not be meddled with.

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    1. Re:This is worrisome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Shut up. Seriously. Enough with the fucking "responsible paranoia" style karma whoring.

      Humans are able to altar their environments to fit their needs. We no longer require evolution to keep up - we make the world keep up with us (not always a good thing, but a fact). Our technology dramatically limits the effects of natural selection, barring third world countries.

      I'm not saying huge lifespans would not possibly cause problems with overpopulation... but the tack you're taking is entirely the wrong one. It doesn't make sense. For evolution to work, weaker individuals have to be prevented from reproducing. Our technology lets those people reproduce and our ethics require us to use it.

      Evolution, with respect to humans (I *know* you're not dumb enough to think we'd for some idiotic reason try to altar wild populations to be immortal or have extended lifespans...), is a non-issue.

    2. Re:This is worrisome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's arguable that we stopped evolving to suit our surroundings a long time ago and instead have learnt to change our surroundings to suit us. If the biological function of death is simply to facilitate natural selection then in this sense it is redundant.

    3. Re:This is worrisome. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. For the good of Mother Earth, you should kill yourself.

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    4. Re:This is worrisome. by chachacha · · Score: 1
      I'll ignore the leading flamebait and jump into the reasonable points you make...
      Humans are able to altar their environments to fit their needs.
      Noone is arguing against that.
      We no longer require evolution to keep up
      The fact that you refute evolution is interesting. Do you have any solid evidence for this wild claim?
      we make the world keep up with us (not always a good thing, but a fact).
      Really, now? How, exactly, does the world "keep up" with /us/? When we over-consume, does our environment magically begin to crank out more fuel? Are you suggesting the existence of a "Magic Grinder"? The reality is that as long as we're on Earth we're constrained by resources. As the population grows indefinitely we're bound to push, and eventually begin to overflow those restraints. I personally believe that the overall natural balance is not within our mastery. As we push our natural population constraints to the brink Nature will intervene with sickness, poverty (leading to sickness), and more sickness.
      Our technology dramatically limits the effects of natural selection, barring third world countries.
      Limiting is not the same as rendering inneffective. Mike Tyson can kick my arse with one hand behind his back - he's limited, but he's still able to effect change on my person.
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    5. Re:This is worrisome. by laura_glow · · Score: 0

      Oh but we are still evolving. Evolving does not mean "getting better" you know... The results of our ethics of letting the weak survive, will show perhaps in, what? 100000 years? if we are still around? If we are, I think we will be very different phisically than what we are today...

    6. Re:This is worrisome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Noone is arguing against that."

      It's related to the next point.

      "The fact that you refute evolution is interesting. Do you have any solid evidence for this wild claim?"

      I don't "refute evolution." I say that OUR evolution is no longer a factor in OUR survival. The kinds of changes that we'd be able to evolve against, we can counter. Sunscreen vs increased UV radiation. Climate control vs. increased or reduced heat. The kind of changes that can kill us despite our technology would NOT be something we could adapt to. Do you have any solid evidence for the wild claim that humanity still requires evolution?

      "Really, now? How, exactly, does the world "keep up" with /us/? When we over-consume, does our environment magically begin to crank out more fuel? Are you suggesting the existence of a "Magic Grinder"?"

      Why do you think it's "not always a good thing"? Because it can't always. That's the point! And things that can't "keep up" go exinct. We may eventually become unable to "keep up" with our own changes, but with or without some diminutive evolutionary advantage that comes with shorter lifespans we'll go extinct anyway. You won't bear children that can cope with an anoxic environment, for example. If the change is extreme enough that our technology can't save us, that advantage won't.

      "The reality is that as long as we're on Earth we're constrained by resources. As the population grows indefinitely we're bound to push, and eventually begin to overflow those restraints. I personally believe that the overall natural balance is not within our mastery. As we push our natural population constraints to the brink Nature will intervene with sickness, poverty (leading to sickness), and more sickness."

      That's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. You didn't say anything about being "responsible stewards of the Earth" or anything like that. I'd agree with that. You said that having longer lifespans would be harmful to humanity because we need to keep evolving.

      Here's the post you made.

      "Why are we even pursuing anti-aging research? The cycle of birth and death and rebirth is literally what drives evolution and in turn life on earth. I sincerely hope this, or any other "breakthroughs", never lead to unnatural life extension beyond what can be obtained through sanitation improvements, exercise, diet, and improvements in mental health. Once we go down that route we're playing with natural forces that should not be meddled with."

    7. Re:This is worrisome. by Casca · · Score: 1

      Who are you to say we're playing with natural forces that should not be meddled with.? I say we should meddle with them. We should continue to research this and anything else we can think of. Who's to say this research won't lead us to a discovery that changes the future of all human life for the better? You sound like those dopey "the earth is only six thousand years old" people that argue if natural selection is so great why do we keep the weak and inferm alive...

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    8. Re:This is worrisome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Evolution, with respect to humans (I *know* you're not dumb enough to think we'd for some idiotic reason try to altar wild populations to be immortal or have extended lifespans...), is a non-issue."

      Sadly for you, evolution continues to be a phenomenon affecting the structure of all life on earth, whether or not you declare it a non-issue.

      It was the process of evolution that allowed us to develop the cognitive capacity to become able to alter our environment to the degree that we do. And we are not alone in that ability. A beaver dam dramatically alters the environment in its area as well.

      It's an ongoing process, and functions as a theoretical law the way that the various branches of physics and behavioral science do. All we can do is alter its presentation - we cannot remove ourselves or "dramatically limit" its effects. It simply is.

      Finally - since all that evolution really cares about is successful propogation of genes, its interesting to note that the birth rate in the developed world has been on the decline for some time, while those poor, evolutionarily afflicted third world countries have been propogating like crazy...

    9. Re:This is worrisome. by lightknight · · Score: 1

      "The fact that you refute evolution is interesting. Do you have any solid evidence for this wild claim?"

      He wasn't 'refuting' evolution. He was pointing out that with the size of human population, evolutionary changes are negligible, like ripples on the surface of the ocean. They are there, but their effects are miniscule. Secondly, given that humans have evolved to the point where we are closely approaching the point where we can modify our own DNA (really modify it, not just shotgun in minor changes). Evolution will no longer consist of natural selection and the random combination of genes. Instead, we will select which genes we want to express.

      "Really, now? How, exactly, does the world "keep up" with /us/? When we over-consume, does our environment magically begin to crank out more fuel? Are you suggesting the existence of a "Magic Grinder"? The reality is that as long as we're on Earth we're constrained by resources. As the population grows indefinitely we're bound to push, and eventually begin to overflow those restraints. I personally believe that the overall natural balance is not within our mastery. As we push our natural population constraints to the brink Nature will intervene with sickness, poverty (leading to sickness), and more sickness."

      Over-consume? What is this? Going back a few centuries, 90% of humans were preoccupied with farming for the sake of their own needs. They were barely growing enough food to feed themselves! Going forward to the present day, less than 10% of the US population is responsible for feeding the other 90%. Mind you, we produce so much food that we pay farmers NOT to grow food. And even then, we give away the excess that we have to other countries in the form of foreign aid. As the population grows, we adapt the environment so that it grows more efficiently, with greater yields. Contrary to popular fiction, we are trillions of people away from having to worry about limited resources. Not that they aren't limited, but they are limited in the sense that the sun has a limited amount of fuel left to burn. We have a ways to go before we have to worry about it, and even then technology is continually advancing such that people even now are working on it.

      And Nature isn't some divine force that keeps tabs on the human population, and intervenes with calamity when it thinks that the herd needs a little thinning. Frankly, were Nature a divine being, I think it'd be proud that human population has expanded and progressed to such a point that we are capable of creating a more fertile garden than it ever did, and that we are even considering expanding to other planets so that they might enjoy the bountiful and diverse richness of life we have here on earth.

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    10. Re:This is worrisome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He was pointing out that with the size of human population, evolutionary changes are negligible, like ripples on the surface of the ocean."

      Sort of, but what I really meant was that with the rate of evolution, regardless of lifespan, it would not be able to save us from something that our technology couldn't. Population size is certainly a large factor in that, though.

    11. Re:This is worrisome. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      "Really, now? How, exactly, does the world "keep up" with /us/? When we over-consume, does our environment magically begin to crank out more fuel? Are you suggesting the existence of a "Magic Grinder"? The reality is that as long as we're on Earth we're constrained by resources. As the population grows indefinitely we're bound to push, and eventually begin to overflow those restraints. I personally believe that the overall natural balance is not within our mastery. As we push our natural population constraints to the brink Nature will intervene with sickness, poverty (leading to sickness), and more sickness

      I'll dispute this. Just look at Japan, Europe, the United States. First world nations have stopped expanding, population wise. Third world ones are, but it's the same phenonomin that we experienced generations ago. The Families there are still having the same number of kids, but, like us, the new thing is that they're surviving. It will eventually stabilize. Now if it's at your idea of a sustainable level, or mine, it doesn't matter.

      Just as population is increasing, so isn't our research into more sustainable living. Our homes that are three times the size of that quaint early 1900's home actually takes less energy to heat. Never mind what happens when we really put our mind to making them energy efficient.

      Oh, and I think you forgot that besides sickness(plague), there's more horsemen. Don't forget that famine and war also ride with death.


      Over-consume? What is this? Going back a few centuries, 90% of humans were preoccupied with farming for the sake of their own needs. They were barely growing enough food to feed themselves! Going forward to the present day, less than 10% of the US population is responsible for feeding the other 90%. Mind you, we produce so much food that we pay farmers NOT to grow food. And even then, we give away the excess that we have to other countries in the form of foreign aid. As the population grows, we adapt the environment so that it grows more efficiently, with greater yields. Contrary to popular fiction, we are trillions of people away from having to worry about limited resources. Not that they aren't limited, but they are limited in the sense that the sun has a limited amount of fuel left to burn. We have a ways to go before we have to worry about it, and even then technology is continually advancing such that people even now are working on it.


      Agreed.

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  109. Quality of life? by ozbird · · Score: 1

    "By blocking the gene, the cells were essentially tricked into believing food was scarce and switched them into a survival mode."

    While technically the cells may have "lived" for longer, surviving in a comatose state is not my idea of living.

  110. Yeah, Yeah, Here It Is Again by gregux · · Score: 1
    "'Research has now begun to test whether the effect works in mice.' So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice."

    I, for one, welcome our really old, "don't fuck with me" rodent overlords.

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  111. Lazarus Long by trurl7 · · Score: 1

    would spin in his grave, if he had one :-)

    Seriously, though. Heinlein argues that the first anti-geriatric treatment would be blood grown in-vitro. Recall story a few days ago about blood grown from skin cells? Now this stuff plus advances in cloning. Immortality in 3, 2, 1 ....

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  113. Immortality would last about 800 years. by orichter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I asked a friend of mine in the insurance industry once how long people would live if we eliminated all natural causes. He said given current accident rates, people would live on average about 800 years. I do wonder if a lifespan was 800 years on average, we might be more careful, but I doubt it. If you think about it, this number means that roughly 1 in 10 people die in accidents over the course of a lifetime. That sounds about right to me. As for people dying of diseases, I believe that most of the diseases associated with end of life are heavily related to aging itself, so many of the diseases you mention may be lessened or eliminated through extending lifespan.

    1. Re:Immortality would last about 800 years. by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the Larry Niven story "Safe at Any Speed", in which a society of extremely long-lived people adopts an attitude of utter caution - to die in an accident would be unthinkable, so everything is made to be perfectly safe.

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    2. Re:Immortality would last about 800 years. by PakProtector · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of the Larry Niven story "Safe at Any Speed", in which a society of extremely long-lived people adopts an attitude of utter caution - to die in an accident would be unthinkable, so everything is made to be perfectly safe.

      You are in correct. The Larry Niven story 'Safe at Any Speed' is not about extremely long-lived people, although virtually no-one in the Known Space universe dies of old age. The story 'Safe at Any Speed' is about a point in time in the history of Known Space where the Teela Brown gene, or Genetic Luck, has become so widespread that a large percentage of the Human Population has it. In the story, horrible accidents keep on happening to the main character, yet, because of his genetically enhanced luck, he never is actually in any danger, and he actually gets a great deal of money for his trouble.

      Also, Boosterspice is derived from Tree-of-Life.

      Yours Angrily,Brennan-monster.

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    3. Re:Immortality would last about 800 years. by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      Did I miss something? From the opening paragraphs:

      But how, you ask, could a car have managed to fail me?

      Already I can see the terror in your eyes at the thought that your car, too, might fail. Here you are with an indefinite lifespan, a potentially immortal being, taking every possible precaution against the abrupt termination of your godhead; and all for nothing.

      And from the closing:

      General Transportation has paid me a more than adequate sum in a compensation for the fact that my car was unable to handle a roc. (I've heard that they're changing the guarantees for next year's model.) They've promised me an equal sum for writing this article. It seems there are strange and possibly damaging rumors going around concerning my delayed arrival at Wiggly River.

      Rest assured, reader. I not only lived through the accident without harm, but came out of it with a substantial profit. Your car is perfectly safe, provided it was built later than 3100 A.D.

      The point of the story is that longevity motivates more caution, not less. Luck (the origin of the longevity) is incidental.

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    4. Re:Immortality would last about 800 years. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      The Origin of his Longevity was not luck. It was Boosterspice. The story is about the fact that after a certain period in the Known Space History, once the Teela Brown gene has gotten to spread around sufficiently, there are very few interesting stories left.

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      Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
      "Qua!?"

  114. Caloric restriction WITH Optimal Nutrition by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Here's a simple way to increase your lifespan. Eat less. In fact, halve the amount of food you eat.

    As another poster said, when doing caloric reduction you still need as much vitamins and minerals as when eating a "normal" amount of calories, and so you need to be very selective about what you eat to get them all (vitamin supplements and such help, but don't have everything that some foods have).

    More info here:

    http://calorierestriction.org/

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  115. You've got it wrong. by orichter · · Score: 1

    It should read, "In other words, you'll be forced to invest in retirement homes weather you want to or not."

  116. The Stileman Foundation by achurch · · Score: 1

    Joe Haldeman wrote an interesting novel, Buying Time , on just this topic. The premise of the novel is that scientists have indeed found a way to extend life indefinitely, ten years at a time (albeit in the rather crude manner of ripping you apart and putting you back together again)--but the cost of the treatment is your entire net worth, minimum one million pounds, which you're not allowed to give back to yourself afterwards. While the manner of treatment in the novel results in different answers than what may be reached from genetic research, it does address a number of issues, both scientific and societal, about lengthening life and the effects thereof.

  117. To the Geneticists working on human immortality... by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

    ... work faster!!!!!!!

    Yours truly,

    BewireNomali

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  118. Further Proof... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

    I hate to respond to my own post, but if you look at Hamster Havoc you will find that cmdTaco made a silly video in the summer of 96. I know that a hamster is different from a mouse, but their genetic structure is very, very similar.

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  119. SSI is not SSR! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I am wrong, but you seem to have fallen for the misconception that SSI (Social Security INSURANCE) is SSR (Social Security RETIREMENT). This is why the system is failing. SSI was never intended to be a retirement plan. When they created it, they expected most people to die before recieving it, and the few that did recieve it would be on their death beds. They chose an age for simplicity, as picking a level of health would be very hard as to how old is too old work.

    Now, I understand that we have a couple of generations that have been lead to believe that SSI is SSR, and it would be unfair to someone that has budgeted to retire next year, to suddenly tell them that they have another 10 years to go. But telling someone who is (like me) 35 that they won't recieve SSI until they are 75 instead of 65 really would be ok.

    The solution would be to have a schedule where every 3 or 4 years, the age of SSI payout goes up by 1 year. This could go on until SSI becomes solvent.

    This would allow SSI to be restored to its original purpose without completely screwing the population that has been allowed to misunderstand it's purpose.

    1. Re:SSI is not SSR! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      As long as I get to say "Hmm, that doesn't seem like a very good deal..." and opt out. That'd be just fine with me.

      But I can't, so I'll be just as entitled to my bite at the apple as the Baby Boomers. Unfortunately, they are making all the rules, and they're going to break the system before I get a crack at it, so I'm screwed.

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    2. Re:SSI is not SSR! by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      You say that now. Your career is still in its infancy. Think that you have another 40 years of work ahead of you, longer than you have been alive!

      Most people by the time they are 60 are really litterally sick of working. Retiring at 65 perhaps seems reasonable, but definitely not 75. I know very few people who would have been able, let along willing, to work until 75.

      Yet this is what our generation faces. A few will get rich by themselves and retire earlier, but the majority will trudge on. Given that today people over 50 in most positions are seen as "old" and essentially fit to be replaced by younger blood, I seriously wonder what will happen when the workplace is filled with truly fatigued sexagenarians.

      Probably by the time we are 65 and older the only kind of work available to us will be low-pay, low skill, with few exceptions. Now is that something to look forward to ?

    3. Re:SSI is not SSR! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      A few will get rich by themselves and retire earlier, but the majority will trudge on.

      I humbly submit that through a combination of training, incentives, and outright moderation, a person can save up enough to retire early if they want to.

      If they insist on living beyond their means, or even to the limit of their means, of course they'll have to work longer.

      And 'I'm sick of working' just doesn't cut it, when we're getting to the point that a person retiring at 60 has a decent chance of living, retired, for an equal amount of time as they're working. Assume average career start at 20*. That's 40 years until they're sixty, then if they live to 100, well, there you go. Up the retirement age to 70, and you're now at a 50/30 split. I'll say that this may be more the reason for the 'dual income family' than just material wants. Why are both parents working? So they both can quit working sooner. Remember, it was just a few generations ago that people usually worked until they dropped dead.

      Given that today people over 50 in most positions are seen as "old" and essentially fit to be replaced by younger blood, I seriously wonder what will happen when the workplace is filled with truly fatigued sexagenarians.

      Adding another decade to working will make employers consider older workers viable for longer.

      Here's an idea: With the longer working term, we can play the 'mid-life crisis', maybe let them off for a couple years, then encourage them to shift to a different career. With decent amounts of savings, a paid off house, no more kids, etc, they should be able to work effectivly in an easier role. It's time to step away from the grinding 'bread-winner' job, and find a fulfilling one. My grandparents have basically gotten bored to the point that they volunteer to work in various roles. My grandfather donates time cooking at the nearby elks' lodge, raising money for charity, etc. My grandmother works as a state advocate for children and mentally handicapped. On my father's side, they keep the state rest stops clear & clean.

      Heck, I'm in the military right now. I get my 20 years done, I'm young enough for another career, but I'll have that 50% retirement pay coming in. While it'll only cover the house payment, maybe the car payment as well, it's just that, rather than needing that $50,000 a year job, I can work at the $38,000/year job, and live just fine. What's this mean? It means that if I like puttering around with potted plants, I can work at the local nursury for peanuts and be happy. It means that if I get sick of my job, well, I can just quit. Heck, save the money, live well within my means, and retire at 50. Or keep working, just because if I'm not working, I'm going to be bored, and be spending money to not be bored instead of working at something I like to earn money not being bored.

      Of course, I'm very much for concentrating not so much on life extension, but life improvement, sustainment. If you can keep the elderly from having fragile bones, sure, that's going to extend life as a fair number of elderly die from falls and complications from broken bones. But you're also going to keep a far larger number of elderly out of hospitals, from having to visit emergency rooms, wheelchairs, walkers, etc. Fewer ambulance trips, etc. They won't have to fear falling, can stay more physically active, leading to healthier life. Then you work on muscle deterioration, again, you keep them, and eventually yourself, out of those walkers, wheelchairs, needing special assistance. They can live better. A side effect of this is that they can work longer as well, but like I said, they can concentrate on more 'worthy' lines of work.

      *I'm not including after school jobs, and averaging high school/technical/college

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  120. You All Should Know Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look people, we've all seen enough movies to know how this shiznit starts:

    Scientists play around w/ Mother Nature, unlock "secret to immortality" and BAM!:
    Night of the Living Dead!

    I'mma stock up on my 8 gauge shells right now. YEEHAW!

  121. Old Mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our extremely aged and wise mouse overlords.

  122. Bruce Sterling's prophecy coming true? by TheNarrator · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As anyone who has read Bruce Sterling's excellent Schismatrix series knows, Sterling predicts a movement both scientific and political called the "Shapers" who pursue genetic modifications to themselves to extend their lifespans and their physical and mental capabilities. They are opposed by the "Mechanists" who seek to integrate themselves with machines to attain the same feats. The main character Abelard Lindsay, who lives for several hundred years and is followed throughout the book at one point is offered an antique of immense value, the first 500 year old immortal mouse.

    The present version of the "Shaper" movement is known as "Transhumanism". The modern day version of the "Mechanists" would be those who believe in the Ray Kurzweils, Verner Vinge (Singularity Sky) version of the future wherein artificial intelligence becomes integrated with and even exceeds Human Intelligence.

    A bit about Transhumanism:: Transhumanism (sometimes abbreviated >H or H+) is an emergent philosophy analyzing or favouring the use of science and technology, especially neurotechnology, biotechnology, and nanotechnology, to overcome human limitations and improve the human condition.
    ...
    Dr. Anders Sandberg describes modern transhumanism as "the philosophy that we can and should develop to higher levels, physically, mentally and socially using rational methods," while Dr. Robin Hanson describes it as "the idea that new technologies are likely to change the world so much in the next century or two that our descendants will in many ways no longer be 'human'."

  123. which 'people in government' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you and your conspiracy theory view of government.
    Which 'people in government' see whatever point you claim they see.
    Your phrase is typical of either a person who is confused by adulthood or
    a focus group monger who seeks to not report public opinion but create it.

    That is not news but just marketing.

    And so please stop thinking that all people in government think alike.
    And which government because there are so many and so many different kinds?

    Make your own grant, grant yourself freedom from this concept of 'ruling class'. That concept is a straight jacket that prevents you from realizing that we all rule. Liberty, baby. You are free so be free and stop blaming 'people in government'.

    Maybe I shouldn't post this, doesn't matter it won't get any points because I am strickly
    Anonymous

    1. Re:which 'people in government' by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

      You are correct. There is no real "ruling" class per se.

      There are two classes in every society:

      1.) Those who own and control the means of production.
      2.) Everyone else.

      Guess who the powerful are?

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  124. You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down. by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

    Research has now begun to test whether the effect works in mice. According to Dr Longo, lab mice bred with the equivalent gene knocked out appear to live longer, but are smaller, infertile and often suffer muscular defects, suggesting the gene is necessary for normal foetal development.

    hrmph. Sounds like the average geek to me ;)

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  125. Immortality by PGC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just what we need :

    6 billion people crammed on a planet, reproducing like rabits....

    ....and a death rate of next to nothing.


    War will become just a method of controlling the population.

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    1. Re:Immortality by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      Just what we need :

      6 billion people crammed on a planet, reproducing like rabits....

      ....and a death rate of next to nothing.


      War will become just a method of controlling the population.



      What this would likely do is cause us to get off this stinking rock as fast as possible. Or at least that's what I see happening from the overpopulation scenario.

      And we can't do that fast enough as far as I'm concerned...

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  126. Evolution by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Umm but what about our need to evolve. If we lengthen the life span generations will probably be a greater distance a part. As people will for the most part choose to wait longer to reproduce. We do evolve immunities to disease and their is speculation our brains are growing etc. I bet in some small way darwinism still is in effect for us. Healthy people are more likely to reporduce then those who are unhealthy. Now thats far from certain plenty of people whith malities do reproduce but there is still a statistical effect. So given the world is changeing, regardless of wether or not humans are responcilbe, are we not possible shooting ourselves in the foot as a species, by makeing our life spans to long. I mean look how successful bacteria is as an organism. Most of that success can probably be directly attributed to the breif life span of a single cell, generations are frequent so adaptation/evolution is fast. We can observe the changes in hours.

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  127. all they actually did was by UltraAyla · · Score: 1

    give the mice PCP

    that'll make them fearless and they'll think they're immortal reaaaal quicklike. Then they will die but they'll go out in a blaze of furry glory

  128. You forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Immoral, fearless and don't forget:

    Smart

    http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/reporter/?ID=1421 [vanderbilt.edu]

    And Regenerating

    http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/tales_ of_the_x_mice/ [pharyngula.org]

    When is someone going to attach laser beams to their heads?

  129. wow, thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now that you've opened up our young eyes (by cut-and-pasting something, I highly suspect), we'll be able to look forward to the future.

    oh, nevermind. we should all commit suicide now, right? that's what you're trying to tell us, isn't it?

    ugh, old people. I would so put you in a home.

  130. ...And I Welcome. by KyootFox · · Score: 1

    "So it looks like we might soon have near immortal, fearless mice." And I for one, welcome our new rodent masters... Kent Brockman

  131. I guess it's appropriate by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    that a scientist dedicated to longevity research is named "Dr. Longo."

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  132. Stasis? by patonw · · Score: 1

    From reading the article it sounds more likely that the research would more likely result in technology to induce a regenerative stasis in a living being rather than making a normal, healthy and active individual live 6 times longer going about their normal routines.

    I imagine this could be used in cancer patients by putting them in stasis for a few months while their system cures the cancer. Better yet, it could open up exploration of deep space. In addition to consuming food, water and oxygen at reduced rates the passengers will benefit from the regenerative properties of the technology that will repair damage caused by radiation that makes it through the ship's shielding.

  133. Man who "slept" for 20 years. by istartedi · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the story of the man who slowly got more tired and eventually spent most of his time propped up in a chair, barely responsive. His family had assumed it was early senility, and/or old age. His doctors never caught on and the diagnosis stuck. Eventually, someone reviewed his case and discovered that he was unusually hypthyroid, and that his metabolism had simply slowed to an incredibly slow pace. He was given synthroid and slowly brought back to a normal metabolism. There was no cognitive impairment, since there was no brain damage. They tried to keep newspapers, TV, etc away from him but he eventually found out. It was all for naught: he had an inoperable tumor. There was some speculation that the tumor had actually begun to grow about the same time as his metabolic decline began. The tumor wasn't operable at the time he woke up either, so the Rip Van Winkle effect didn't buy him anything. Although metabolic suspension is an intriguing and radical idea for someone with an inoperable tumor, I've never heard anybody seriously suggest it as a treatment option for obvious reasons. The man died about 6 weeks after waking up. Sorry, I can't recall where I read this. It was a long time ago.

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  134. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by cauchywolf · · Score: 1

    "Putting it more complicatedly, the reason you age is generally regarded to be because of damage your body and cells accumulate over a lifetime of living" Am I the only one here who suspects the reason we live to 80-100 years is because that's what we've evolved to do? Isn't it possible that this time constant happens to "work" and that by altering it we just might badly screw something up?? Does a lung cell fret over the lifetime of a skin cell? Why are we so focused on extending our own lifetimes, instead of thinking about how me might better extend the lifetime of the species?

  135. Re:Highlander by kypper · · Score: 1

    Maybe you'd have spelled it correctly.

  136. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by fdicostanzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I spoke with someone researching caloric restrictions and she had a great point (example theory) as to why it might not work with people: the rats that they restricted the diets of lived in relatively clean environments where they were not exposed to disease. Seriously reducing calories can have the effect of reducing your ability to fight disease. These rats did not have to deal with as much disease so a weakened immune system would not have hurt them so much and the benefits the low calorie diet had on oxidative stress could take place.

    So a "normal" diet may be a trade off between reduced oxidative stress and strong immune response.

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  137. Let's take it a step further by kypper · · Score: 2, Informative

    CTG|ACT|GCA|TC
    We could be out of synch with the frame...
    CT GAC TGC ATC
    C TGA CTG CAT C

    But I'm noticing a concern with the GC being present there. It would not be this sequence that is all so important... GC has a tendency to have 5-methyl-cytosines which are deaminated to thymidine. There's no way that strand would last through the generations of mutation in offspring.

    Maybe that's why the highlanders are dying out...? :-)

    1. Re:Let's take it a step further by kypper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just as an explanation, when the 5-Methyl-C is deaminated to T, it is harder for the repair machinery to recognize the error and so the sequence may then remain as CTGACTGTATC.

      Regular C deaminates to Uridine, which gets fixed right away. CG sequences tend to get methylated more frequently unless they are in CpG islands in the upstream promotor regions...

  138. No no! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    We were designed to live for ever, but the Universe decided to try something else ;)

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  139. Re:This is not something that waspreviouslyunknown by blueish+yellow · · Score: 1
    The biggest contributor to ageing is just plain old living (kind of obvious really), and the best way to therefore cut down on that damage is to eat less, slowing down the metabolism and decreasing the amount of ROS the mitochondria produces.

    What you said was perfectly reasonable, and intuitive, but also wrong. It used to be thought that the mechanism by which caloric restriction extends lifespan in yeast, fruit flies, mice and maybe for humans as well, was by reducing the damage due to oxidative stress.

    Cells burn sugar somewhat like a car burns gasoline and so the theory goes if you eat less food you were putting fewer miles on your internal engine.

    But now it seems like that isn't true. The rate of death in fruit flies put on a restricted diet slowed down within just a few days no matter how old the flies were. That implies that animals of any age can benefit from a restricted diet. It seems more likely now that what happens is that the body goes into "starvation mode" very quickly when food is scarce and that animals live longer in this regime. This is alluded to in the article.

    The Sir2 gene has been known about and studied for quite some time. The mechanism of its action, epigentic silencing, is actually quite fascinating on its own outside of the context of its function. Well ok, maybe not.

    So the billion dollar questions are, "Does this work in people?", and "What are the physiological costs associated with this starvation mode?". Finding out the answers to those two questions will take some time and teach us a lot about the aging process in humans along the way.

  140. Re:They are looking to increase the retirement age by wpiman · · Score: 1
    When SS was implemented- the retirement age was 65. Guess what the average life expectancy was at the time?

    63.

    No wonder the program is going to go bust.

  141. Yeast cells live 6 times longer by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    Does that mean my beer will stay cold 6 times longer, too?

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  142. Immortal, fearless mice? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Actually, I would think fearless mice would be siginificantly more mortal.

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  143. why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why the fuck do we buy insurance?

  144. Hmm by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

    Fearless Immortal Mice.

    The answer is! 42.

  145. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Self aware intelligence is bound and destined to perpetuated and proliferate.

    Got a sister?

  146. I still plan on dying by NewKimAll · · Score: 1

    The only thing we really need technology wise is the ability to age gracefully as we get older and as cancer free as possible. There is nothing wrong with dying, but it's going to suck to get old. I'd rather look and feel like I do now in my 30s when I get to be 80 (assuming I make it that long). That would be great.

    Also, if they truly have the ability to do gene and DNA fixes on living people, then if they make it expensive enough all the rich assholes will go for it. Sorry, but I don't want to live in a world where rich assholes never die.

  147. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Old News.This would pretty much fall under the calorie restriction means to extend lifespan in higher organisms.It has been known for some time that the SIR/SCH pathways are involved in lifespan extension, as they are involved in the insulin signaling pathway in higher organisms. Pretty cool that they were able to make a knockout of both genes without it being lethal though. Anyone have a link to the actual journal article, im too lazy to look it up on pubmed

  148. It's the concentration that's the problem. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    You actually want to prevent someone from owning things? You can't do that without destroying freedom. Go read Hayek and learn a few things.

    The problem isn't that people end up having tremendous wealth, it's that the nation works tremendously hard and the profits end up concentrated at the very top. Do you think a pyramid-shaped social structure, with a few elites at the top serviced by hordes of serfs, is ideal? Recall some of the great political engineering feats of the last century, such as the G.I. Bill, which lifted an entire generation of Americans into the middle class--without "destroying freedom", as you say.

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  149. Stupid theory, but... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    If we're all energy at the most basic level, and the energy has a specific flow throughout our bodies, let alone the rest of our perceived world, why would not physicists be the best doctors we can get? After all, energy studies is one of their specific professions, why not have them fix the unstable energy flows (virii, bacteria, etc.,) in our bodies? I mean, if science is true and we're just a tangible form of energy, why not fix our bodies by altering energy, like magnets and electro-therapy have proven so far by making our broken bones heal faster? Wouldn't it make sense to use energy to fix a problem with energy, since that's the most basic level we know of? Why bother fixing things on a cellular level when we can just manipulate the energy?

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  150. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To put it simply, you can 'burn the midnight oil' and live a short life, or eat less and do less and live longer.

    Do enough shrooms and you'll arrive at the conclusion that time really is a construct of man, that people aren't so autonomous but merely a blob of information passed from one generation to the next, that reality is our own creation and so on.

    I smoke, drink, work my ass off, and have generally done more in 26 years that anyone I know. I'm richer than an astronaut, have laid more snapper than you can shake a stick at, travelled to over a dozen countries, driven every make of exotic car, etc. I frankly wouldn't be surprised or disappointed in the least if I dropped dead tomorrow. In fact, I'd do so with a deep satisfaction at having played the game mostly by my own absurd rules.

    I haven't the least desire to stretch my mortal coil beyond it's prescribed 50-100 yr span. I'd rather make an impression and leave it for the next generation to use as they see fit.

  151. Dealing with Mortality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, degeneration is programmed into our DNA: Nature seems to want us to reproduce and then fall by the wayside. But your generation wants to hang onto its youth into its 90s, on the theory that if you stay around long enough maybe you can get your life together.
    --Mr.Blue

  152. Parent OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The study was about a genetic breakthrough, not a change of lifestyle. And it's a 600% increase in lifespan, not 50%. So starvation might add a few years to your life, but modifying a few genes and multiplying your lifespan by six is a different story.

  153. Social change in Asimov's work by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    A lot of social change can take place because old people (and more specifically, old people ideas) die.

    Asimov wrote some really interesting science fiction along these lines, tied in with his various robot sagas. My memory's not too great, so someone might correct me if I'm too far off.

    One of the underlying themes was the conflict between Spacers and Settlers, where the Spacers were those who'd taken off early with the technology (especially robots to look after them in every conceivable way), colonised a handful of worlds, but then become relatively stagnant. Longer lifespans and insulated lifestyles caused them to put a high value on life such that they simply failed to progress. It also meant that views and stereotypes in the Spacer society lingered for hundreds of years, because the people who held them didn't die off, and their reproduction rate fell through the floor.

    The Settlers, meanwhile, who'd rejected certain technology (especially robotic) earlier on, never ended up being protected or insulated in the same way. They had shorter lifespans, particularly due to things like more average hygiene and disease, but as a civilisation they were much more progressive, to the point where they were overtaking the Spacers within a few hundred years.

  154. Hunter S. Thompson's last words by josiebgoode · · Score: 1

    "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt." What kind of life do we got after 50 even if we can walk and swim?

  155. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new fearless, immortal, mice overloards.

  156. douglas adams was right by QAChaos · · Score: 1

    the mice ARE in control!

  157. Age!=Adaptibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard this argument also, but it is surprisingly easily rebutted, especially if you are to look into the history of arts for example, where historically people have done their "best" work in their middle age (Beethoven,etc)

    Sit in a room of 20-year-olds. Some will be surprisingly open-minded and mentally flexible, some won't. Guess what, these people when they are 70 will probably have similar personalities. My late music teacher was taking courses and schooling into her 80's.

    Being stagnant, resistant to change is a matter of mind and personality, not age.

  158. Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Public" was not responsible for the change of heart in Gay rights, but in the Media, in Universities, etc. The push has been there for decades and decades. Guess what, plenty of those people are in their middle age. Guess what, gay people can be over age 60 also.

    Your grandma can't use a cell phone, well guess what, mine can use the internet, program their vcr to record tv shows, and numerous other things. And they are in their 70's and 80's.

    Its a matter of attitude, choosing to keep yourself open to new ideas. Age is not an excuse.

    1. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't talking about ageism. I was talking about aggregate statistics. Your grandmother can program her VCR, use the internet, etc. Which puts her as an outlier amongst her peers, though many of whom can do the same thing. However, can she compile a kernel? Can she write an AIM bot script that allows her to access her computer at home from her cell phone? That's what an outlier kid can do, and many, many more kids could do that than grandparents.

      Again, we're talking about statistical aggregations. I'm not pigeonholing your capabilities, or my capabilities. It is detrimental to public policy that whenever anyone talks about sociological data, someone else shouts "But that's not me!" And that's very true, any given individual has the capability to do basically anything. But there are clear and definable trends amongst groups of people.

      Not everyone in the domestic textile manufacturing industry will have problems transitioning to new positions as local factories close. However, as an aggregate, we had better have retraining programs in place. Not every inner-city child has problems at home. However, we should still have domestic abuse programs available in at-risk schools. And not every retiree will have a problem compiling their kernel, going on the internet, or having transgendered friends. However, there should still be computer help courses offered in retirement communities, and there should be resources available for the gay elderly.

  159. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
    Why are we so focused on extending our own lifetimes, instead of thinking about how me might better extend the lifetime of the species?

    Because the proper fundamental value of any living thing is its own life. Because someone whose primary dedication is to bettering others is known as a "sucker" and will attract parasites.

    --
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  160. How do you explain bats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is probably more to it than this. Mice and bats have similar metabolic rates (very high), but mice live about 3 years while bats live 30 years. (BTW, I came across this fact in a great article on aging in a recent issue of Harvard Magazine, for those interested)

  161. Re:This is not something that was previously unkno by cauchywolf · · Score: 1

    "dedication is to bettering others" Hmmm. I guess I wasn't very clear. The idea that the human species is seen as an "other" just amazes me, but I'll admit we are a crazy race! Why do you see youself as being separate from the species? To me, this is like a skin cell thinking it is somehow not a part of the body.

  162. Nearly there, just a few more letters... by Static11 · · Score: 1

    Ah, Slashdot... first post and already a blatant spelling mistake.

    It's bad enough the Scots had to endure Christopher Lambert pretending to be one of them, but we could at least try to spell the word "Highlander" with all the letters it's supposed to have.

  163. What's the lifetime on a yeast cell? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I guess one could look at overall lifetime of the test subjects, to see how long it would take to test these. After all, if you test on something that lives a few weeks and make it live a few months, that's good and you've only used a few months work. Now move to something with a few months lifetime, and give it a year... good, and we've only used an extra year. Now to something that lives 2-3+ years (say, a mouse) and extend it to 9+ years... suddenly you're a decade down just in proven research.

    Human research wouldn't necessarily be proven applicable until you have a human live up to several centuries... without adverse reactions to the process.

  164. Strange by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

    I've read that book, except it's called The Long Habit of Living.