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First Face Transplant

mriya3 writes to tell us the BBC is reporting that surgeons in France have performed the first ever face transplant. The medical team, led by Jean-Michel Dubernard, transplanted live tissue to a 36-year old woman whose face had been destroyed by a dog. From the article: "It has been technically possible to carry out such a transplant for some years, with teams in the US, the UK and France researching the procedure. [...] But the ethical concerns of a face transplant, and the psychological impact to the patient of looking different has held teams back."

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  1. Wow by TOWebstress · · Score: 0

    Science takes its cues from Nip/Tuck. How frightening!

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    1. Re:Wow by TheGSRGuy · · Score: 1

      How far are we from something along the lines of Face/Off?? Seriously. Kidnap someone, swap faces, and suddenly you're a different person.

    2. Re:Wow by blamanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While everyone makes a big deal about Face/Off, because they took the idea of a face transplant literally, the idea of surgery making you look like someone else has been around for quite a while.

      For example, in Arsenic and Old Lace, one of the plot points involved a criminal whose looks have been altered to resemble Boris Karloff. In the stage play, this part was actually performed by Karloff.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a good thing that I'm pretty ugly then.

      ...a face only a mother would love (well maybe)...

    4. Re:Wow by DoTheRightThing · · Score: 1

      No. Its actually a french movie called EYES WITHOUT A FACE (158)

    5. Re:Wow by arootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say this as if you think it is

      a) easy to kidnap someone worth swapping faces with, including someone who has other similar physical characteristics (some are easier, e.g. body style, hair color; some are difficult, e.g. extreme height or weight differences, skin color)
      b) an easy and painless procedure that doesn't require months of healing
      c) easy to find a doctor who has the necessary skills who doesn't already have more money than you could possibly offer to perform the procedure for an illicit reason
      d) easy to reprogram your personality and habits to blend in in the places where the person whose face you "swapped" with yours would be known or well-known (what's the point of stealing someone's physical identity if not to gain access to the places that person would normally have access to, but which you do not?)

    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually nip/tuck stole the idea straight from a Discovery channel documentary about face transplants that aired several months ago that I happened to Tivo. They stole all the elements of the girl who lost her face, including how the girl got her face ripped off.

      In the documentary, this girl from India got too close to a machine and her hair got tangled up and literally ripped off her face. The showed the face and it looked gory... you could see the eye sockets, etc. The uncle or something put the girl's face in plastic bag and motorscootered for like 3 hrs to get to the closest hospital where they managed to reattach it. They showed her like years later, and considering the fact that she had her face ripped off, it wasn't so bad. She didn't look regular, but at least that poor girl didn't look horrendous.

      The also showed some people in the documentary that looked like monsters. Literally like monsters, I can't describe it more. Like something you would see out of Doom 3, it was horrifying, and if you see these people, you will understand why face transplants are necessary. You can't live the way this person lives, with the completed destroyed face, because no one, and I mean no one, can stand to look at them. We're not talking about ugly people, we're talking about they look like walking, talking monsters. I'm a grown man, but when I saw this lady, I wanted to cry because that is no way to live a life. I would rather be on immunosuppresants for 15 years and die of kidney failure and be able to walk around in public rather than live the way this poor woman has been living.

      I had to stop watching the show halfway because it was too much to bear, just too shocking, and I used to frequent alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless during the golden era where they had pictures of murder victims, people sawing dead bodies in half, etc. It was too horrifying for me, and I thank God to have never undergone something like that and hope that I never will have to, and to those people that require a face transplant, I wish them the best of luck in getting this face transplant thing working.

  2. Well, whose face did she get? by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was it John Travolta's or Nicholas Cage's?

    I wouldn't want either.

    1. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, at least John Travolta's thetans would be pre-cleansed...

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    2. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by calharding · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have *no* face than Nicholas Cage's. Was an okay movie though.

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    3. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by ahains · · Score: 1

      My guess is David Hasselhoff.

    4. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      It was the face of GOATSE.

      Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

    5. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

      Oh we're going to SUE you buddy! :P

      On another note, that southpark episode is available in xenu.net's news section.

    6. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by delcielo · · Score: 1

      I got my dad's eyes; but I got my mom's cheeks!

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    7. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On another note, that southpark episode is available in xenu.net's news section.

      Best. Episode. Ever. Oh wait; wrong show. Anyways, the segment with the "This is what Scientologists actually believe" along the bottom had me on the floor. South Park has balls again!

    8. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Arrgh, don't even bring up that terrible movie!

    9. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by ptr2004 · · Score: 1

      The world's ugliest dog died today.. Take a guess

    10. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I'm always amazed by the technology they used in that movie. How did they get John Travolta to look just like Nick Cage and vice-versa!?!?! Amazing. *sigh*

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    11. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by 26242 · · Score: 1

      man, thats what i was gonna say. freaky

    12. Re:Well, whose face did she get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      """
      How did they get John Travolta to look just like Nick Cage and vice-versa!?!?!
      """

      I want to know WHY did they make JT look like JT at the end? When they operated on Sean (JT's character) to him look like Castor (NC's character), they had to make him look IDENTICAL to Castor, so that nobody would suspect anything. And vice-versa when they made Castor look like Sean.

      My question is, why would they put all the weight back on Sean when they returned his face? If they had to lipo 30+ pounds off me for a covert op, I wouldn't let them put it back when I was done!

      Nemo

  3. Ethical concerns? by Eric+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What ethical concerns?

    A live person is missing a face. A dead person doesn't need theirs any more. Where's the problem?

    And how could the "psychological impact" be worse than not havin a face? The patient is going to "look different" no matter what is done.

    1. Re:Ethical concerns? by supra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Where's the problem?
      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

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    2. Re:Ethical concerns? by Chmarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I thought that was kind-of daft too.

      "Oh, I can live with having a mauled/disfigured/destroyed face, but I CANT live with having someone ELSE's face".

      Yeah... right.... :)

      However, doing the ID thing would be interesting from then on.

    3. Re:Ethical concerns? by Darkon · · Score: 5, Informative



      A live person is missing a face. A dead person doesn't need theirs any more. Where's the problem?

      From the article:

      "Where donors would come from is one issue that would have to be considered. "The transplant would have to come from a beating heart donor. So, say your sister was in intensive care, you would have to agree to allow their face to be removed before the ventilator was switched off. "And there is the possibility that the donor would then carry on breathing."

    4. Re:Ethical concerns? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA (I know, I must be new her), the face has to come from someone with a beating heart. The issue is that it has to be taken from someone on life support, who might then continue breathing on their own (without a face!) when the system is shut down.

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    5. Re:Ethical concerns? by Pudusplat · · Score: 5, Informative

      You obviously did not RTFA. The donor cannot be dead for this transplant to be successful. The donor would supposedly be someone close to death on life support. The surviving relatives of the "near deceased" would have to give the go-ahead to rip off the face of their beloved, assuming they will no longer need it. This could presumably lead to problems if a miraculous recovery of the donor happened or could adversly affect the donor's family if they see the face of their relative on someoene else's head. Those are the ethical concerns.

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    6. Re:Ethical concerns? by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then an undercover agent changes his face to that guy's face to learn about him and catch him!

    7. Re:Ethical concerns? by kid-noodle · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't find it weird to get up one morning and have somebody else's face then?

      Even if we say that's a-ok, because the doner is dead and this is giving somebody who's presently got no face a face.. What if you meet their family in passing? What happens when face transplants move out of this arena and into the plastic surgeon's box of tools?

      Faces are hugely important to our interactions with the world, and our own self image - more than anything else (DNA, finerprints, retinas, etc.), your face is your identity in our society.

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    8. Re:Ethical concerns? by Eric+Smith · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification
      There's all sorts of cosmetic surgery they can already use to do that, without resorting to a face transplant. A face transplant is very risky, and there aren't that many surgeons in the world qualified to do it, so it's unlikely that someone can get this done without a lot of publicity.
      and/or conviction.
      If they are identified, I don't see how a face transplant will help them avoid conviction.
    9. Re:Ethical concerns? by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A live person is missing a face. A dead person doesn't need theirs any more. Where's the problem?

      According to the article, that you apparently didn't read: "In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arteries and veins were taken from a brain-dead donor and attached to the patient's lower face."

      "Brain-dead" doesn't mean the donor wasn't alive.

      It added that the woman - who wishes to remain anonymous - was in "excellent general health" and said the graft looked normal.

      This was nothing more than a skin graft. If it weren't for the "ethical implications" of taking someone else's healthy tissue from their *face* this would have been a non-issue.

      Move along.

    10. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFA:

      "The transplant would have to come from a beating heart donor. So, say your sister was in intensive care, you would have to agree to allow their face to be removed before the ventilator was switched off.

      "And there is the possibility that the donor would then carry on breathing."


      If the idea of somebody beating the odds and recovering only to find their face has been given away by their next-of-kin doesn't raise ethical concerns, what does?

    11. Re:Ethical concerns? by Eric+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The article failed to explain why it couldn't be someone that died very recently (within minutes). In a hospital, there are people dying all the time, so finding a donor that isn't on life support doesn't seem completely impossible. Just somewhat difficult.

    12. Re:Ethical concerns? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 2, Informative

      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

      The muscle and bone structure underneath the skin make up most of the identifying features of a person's face. While it won't be exact, with replacement skin you should look more like your "old self" than like the person who's donating the skin (save for color and blemishes).

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    13. Re:Ethical concerns? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is the wonderful aspect of the free market when it comes to ethics: you are completely free to live your life believing in the ethical angles you believe in, and allow others to do the same without affecting your ethics or theirs.

      If a doctor wants to perform this surgery for a patient that wants it, awesome!

      I do believe we need to see a change in how parts are donated, though. Honestly, I would love to say "If my family can get $x,000 for this part and $xx,000 for that part when I am brain dead, then transplant." I hate the fact that hospitals can make hundreds of thousands of dollars over a transplant's life (anti-rejection drugs, therapies, surgery, actual sale of the organ) and the person it was taken from is left with jack for their family.

      Yeah, yeah, only the rich blah blah blah. Don't ridicule the idea until you get government out of insurance which is the reason why the poor can't afford it.

    14. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... visual identity is gone since the person doesn't look the same. You'd have to hope for DNA or some other, more sure way of identifying the person.

    15. Re:Ethical concerns? by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically, face transplants are not medically necessary. The surgery would definitely make the person feel better, but it is not life-saving such as heart, liver, lung, or kidney transplants. The side effects of immunosuppresants are still quite severe and perhaps life-threatening, since the immune system is getting shut down for the life of the patient. The question is whether a doctor can allow someone to take these risks for a non-life-saving procedure.

      Living donors are not a problem because they're brain dead. So cutting off someone's face is scary; do so while they're still breathing (via ventilator) is really creepy. Yet, we pull hearts out of living people already so what's the face?

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    16. Re:Ethical concerns? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny
      Couldn't we use Japanese for donors? Don't they lose face all the time?

      /ducks

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    17. Re:Ethical concerns? by Orkie · · Score: 1

      On BBC News 24, it said that she wasn't in "excellent general health" but that she couldn't eat or chew properly. The article istelf says this too.

    18. Re:Ethical concerns? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As for seeing "the face of their relative on someone else's head" wouldn't be any different than seeing someone else that looks like their relative. After all, aren't organ donations anonymous in the general case? So how would they know this is "the one"?

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    19. Re:Ethical concerns? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like hell I would have anything from a dead person put on or in me.
      I had surgery last year and they wanted to put bone marrow and bone fragments in me from an UNKNOWN DEAD donor.. Like hell. I opted for a different type of surgery that where they used my own bone fragments for the fusion.

      I also donated blood to my ownself in advance so that I would have it if I needed it. With all the fonky diseases they keep coming up with there is no way in hell I will accept body parts or fluids from another person, especially mystery donors. Screw that!

      I would rather just take the stitches and and plastic surgery. Besides, I saw where they can grow new skin for you from your own skin cells in a culture so there is zero chance of rejection or DISEASE........

      No thanks, this is a disgusting idea.

    20. Re:Ethical concerns? by xv4n · · Score: 1
      What if you meet their family in passing?

      I understand that there is a policy that the donor's family is never given the identity or personal data of the receiving person. And the other way around too.

    21. Re:Ethical concerns? by Syberghost · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

      Yeah, or what if an undercover cop takes the face of a major criminal and uses it to infiltrate his organization, and then the criminal takes HIS face, and goes around pretending to be him, and they have a big gunfight, and the cop kills the criminal and decides to adopt his son?

      Somebody should totally make a movie about that!

    22. Re:Ethical concerns? by yEvb0 · · Score: 1

      THe underlying bone structure has at least (if not more) to do with the appearance of the face than the skin on top of it, so even if someone comes out looking different than they were before, I doubt the donor's family is going to mistake them for the original person.

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    23. Re:Ethical concerns? by SilverspurG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The ethical problem is with the doctor. Existing technologies are sufficient to reconstruct the face without the need for immunosuppressants for the rest of the recipient's life.

      Transplanting a face is a PR stunt and MAYBE an academic exercise. It should not be standard treatment procedure. The article, by citing "10,000 burn patients in the UK", is trying to trump this sort of thing up to standard procedure.

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    24. Re:Ethical concerns? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

      What if he wears a mask during the crime!

      What about fingerprints, DNA, and "ordinary", Maichael-Jackson-style, plastic surgery?

    25. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A live person is missing a face. A dead person doesn't need theirs any more. Where's the problem?

      According to the article, that you apparently didn't read: "In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arteries and veins were taken from a brain-dead donor and attached to the patient's lower face."

      "Brain-dead" doesn't mean the donor wasn't alive.


      From an ethical standpoint, brain death - irreversible cessation of brain activity - is considered a valid definition of clinical death (by nearly all medical establishments), since there are numerous circumstances where the body can be sustained indefinitely via technology, although the brain is a complete "flatline" forevermore.

    26. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a Jehova's Witness? It's been a while since I've seen someone this scared of transpantation / transfusion medical procedures, and the last (several) I've met have been so because of religious obligations.

      Luckily, I'm neither Jehova's Witness or Christian, so I don't have to worry about being 1 in 144,000.

      Heh, look at that, today's slashdot image word is "insulin".

    27. Re:Ethical concerns? by bogado · · Score: 1

      The resulting face is different from the donnor and also different from the receiver one. The cranium is very important to define features of the face, that's why it is possible to get a skull from someone who died a few years to even 1000s of years ago and reconstruct and make it within reasonable recognition.

      Off course that other factors that do not depend on the skull it self are going to be the same from the dead doonor, so the face will have some characteristics of the donnor and some of the receiver. That's why the article states that it will be a in-between face. I wonder how different it will be from both donnor and receiver.

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    28. Re:Ethical concerns? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful
      and the psychological impact to the patient of looking different

      It doesn't take much brains to realize that someone's going to look different after having their face chewed off by a dog. I should think having a strangers' face is less traumatic than seeing your own looking like a barfed-up big mac.

      Better a stranger's face than a strange face.

    29. Re:Ethical concerns? by pdamoc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technically, face transplants are not medically necessary. From a physiological point of view you are right BUT we are both physiologic and psychological beings. When healing the healer tries to improve one, the other or both. A patient without a face might be at a very low psychological level even if from a physiological point of view she is ok so... healing is needed.

    30. Re:Ethical concerns? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Well, it's less ardous than being given back your old nose, that's for sure.

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    31. Re:Ethical concerns? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I hate the fact that hospitals can make hundreds of thousands of dollars over a transplant's life (anti-rejection drugs, therapies, surgery, actual sale of the organ) and the person it was taken from is left with jack for their family.

      Problem is the person making the decision to pull the plug (and cut off your face and other organs) would have a financial incentive to do so. Of course, they could already hate you.

    32. Re:Ethical concerns? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Your sig... yes, your right. I do miss it. Gonna have to get it setup again now that you've reminded me. Thanks.

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    33. Re:Ethical concerns? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      This was nothing more than a skin graft. If it weren't for the "ethical implications" of taking someone else's healthy tissue from their *face* this would have been a non-issue.
      ... because we all know that if you try to graft skin from another large smooth area, say the rear end, they'll end up butt-ugly.
    34. Re:Ethical concerns? by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      A kidney transplant isn't always medically necessary.

      Hooking up to the machine several times a week may not be fun but it can be done for a long, long time. Your life just may not be as lively. You do run the risk of eventually requiring a kidney, but not always.

      Something which can be done and is a huge risk, is the fact you can live with just 1/2 of a kidney. If they were to slice 1/2 of yours away and give it to someone else and it were to fail (or your 1/2 were to fail), then you've wasted a kidney. But under circumstances where there are no other options (e.g. someone already has just one kidney and someone else needs a kidney but cannot find a suitable donor), then it may be attempted.

      For the most part, we think of people getting a slice of a liver, but that's only come into vogue within the previous few years. And, it's kind of fascinating, when you think about it, particularly to save a child's life. I'm not sure we envisioned the day when a liver transplant would become like a pizza party ("Here, have a slice.")

      One other question about a face transplant: how long of a grace period would she have before she has to get a new driver's license? ("No, officer, really, that's me. Honest. That's my driver's license.")

    35. Re:Ethical concerns? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Technically, face transplants are not medically necessary.

      Well according to the article, she couldn't speak or eat properly. (Okay, I don't eat properly, but that is by "choice", sort of.)

      That would be pretty close to medically necessary. It's not strictly "cosmetic".

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    36. Re:Ethical concerns? by Wellspring · · Score: 1



      Looks like a job for Gil the ARM.

    37. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Face transplants wont help many..
      as
      Ugly goes straight to the Bone !,

    38. Re:Ethical concerns? by Scoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some people consider their identity to be extremely personal, including their appearance. I know a few people who would likely prefer "Disfigured, but it's me!" over "some other guy". I personally would probably go with the transplant if the situation ever came up, but it's definitely not a universal assumption to be made.

    39. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arteries and veins were taken from a brain-dead donor and attached to the patient's lower face."

      Ha! I knew why there was a reason I suddenly looked just like Terri Schaivo.

    40. Re:Ethical concerns? by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly, From TFA:

      Doctors stress the woman will not look like her donor, but nor will she look like she did before the attack - instead she will have a "hybrid" face.

    41. Re:Ethical concerns? by Chmarr · · Score: 1
      but it's definitely not a universal assumption to be made.


      Totally agree.

      It's hardly an "ethical issue" though; the doctors could always ask what the patient WANTED. :)
    42. Re:Ethical concerns? by dasunt · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Technically, face transplants are not medically necessary. The surgery would definitely make the person feel better, but it is not life-saving such as heart, liver, lung, or kidney transplants. The side effects of immunosuppresants are still quite severe and perhaps life-threatening, since the immune system is getting shut down for the life of the patient. The question is whether a doctor can allow someone to take these risks for a non-life-saving procedure

      That is a good point, but I think that you are ignoring the social disadvantage of facial disfiguration.

      Social disadvantages can result in poor job opportunities. It can also result in depression. Both low-paying jobs and social isolation influence physical health.

      OTOH, I'm not sure why they didn't reconstruct her face with her own skin, but I didn't RTFA.

    43. Re:Ethical concerns? by kitzilla · · Score: 1
      The main ethical problem isn't the utility of the whole thing -- I agree with you that the need was obvious and the donation clear. Where ethics comes into play here, as I understnad it, is that this operation is not likely to be entirely successful.

      The recipient *might* keep the face. That's a big MIGHT: skin is notoriously difficult to transplant. If the transplant fails, the paitient will almost certainly die. There's not much of a second chance here.

      Even if the facial transplant succeeds -- and nobody really knows how well it will work, or how a patient might mentally deal with what surely will amount to a shift in self-identity -- the immunosuppressant drugs are so dangerous that cancer or death from some opportunistic infection is almost a given. The patient is (presumably) well-informed of this possibility, and has decided the short-term improvement in quality of life outweighs the long-term risks. Perhaps she's also being altruistic, knowing her experience will benefit future transplant recipients.

      Whoever this patient is, godspeed. All Travolata-Gage jokes aside, this is a dire procedure with daunting risks. And a person's life is in the balance.

      To live a normal length life with a horrible disfigurement, or to choose the possibility of a more "normal" appearance for a few years -- or more, or much less -- that's an authentic ethical dilemma. Let's all be glad it's not ours to decide.

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    44. Re:Ethical concerns? by Miraba · · Score: 1
      I hate the fact that hospitals can make hundreds of thousands of dollars over a transplant's life (anti-rejection drugs, therapies, surgery, actual sale of the organ) and the person it was taken from is left with jack for their family.

      Given how much money hospitals are losing right now on end-of-life care, I can't say that I'm surprised.

    45. Re:Ethical concerns? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Existing technologies are sufficient to reconstruct the face without the need for immunosuppressants for the rest of the recipient's life.

      And what are these technologies? We're not talking just skin here, but muscles, arteries and veins too.

    46. Re:Ethical concerns? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, you have to find the face before you can use it.

      Cudos to you from not making a Face Off movie joke. I remember a Slashdot thread several months about about face transplanting, and I couldn't hold it back. Castor Troy made me post it though.

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    47. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ahh. Well in that case, since we know how to clone people already, why don't we just raise braindead but functional corpses that we can grow for facial parts? I mean hey, we can even clone the patient from their own DNA, then we don't even need a donor.

      Just because someone else is suffering doesn't mean that we can ignore moral issues.

    48. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn... so much for my goal of making a good-looking corpse.

      *scratches off Organ Donor from license*

    49. Re:Ethical concerns? by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      So what? The only reason this would happen is if the person was an organ donor.

      It's a little silly to cite ethical concerns when everyone involved has to be a willing party beofre moving forward.

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    50. Re:Ethical concerns? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

      The article failed to explain why it couldn't be someone that died very recently (within minutes). In a hospital, there are people dying all the time, so finding a donor that isn't on life support doesn't seem completely impossible. Just somewhat difficult.

      "Hey, little Timmy, we've got good news and bad news. The good news is someone just died a few minutes ago so you're getting a new face. The bad news is the person who's recently died is a 96 year old {insert optional racial type of your choice} woman..."

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    51. Re:Ethical concerns? by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      I think, therefore I am. Therefore, if I no longer think, I no longer exist. If I'm brain dead, you can take whatever you want from me. The thing that made me unique and made me a person is gone. If my face can make someone else happy, let them have it, because I am no longer capable of anything.

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    52. Re:Ethical concerns? by flyinwhitey · · Score: 2

      "The surviving relatives of the "near deceased" would have to give the go-ahead to rip off the face of their beloved, assuming they will no longer need it."

      Jesus Christ, use inflammatory language much?

      This would only happen if a person had agreed to be an organ donor in the first place, so please stop trying to make it appear that such a procedure would be done without the donor's consent.

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    53. Re:Ethical concerns? by xlr8ed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really a vaild argument.

      Organ donors are generally set to give multiple organs when they donate. My Uncle died about 15 years ago and gave both Kidney's, part of his liver and muscle from his leg. If he would have "then carried on breathing" , he would have been screwed. They only take donation from people they are 99.99% sure are not going to wake up.

      Along with taking a face, they may end up taking a lung or other organs. ALL donors HAVE to be alive before donating, it's a requirement.

      IAMAD, however my wife is a Tramua Nurse who has assisted in preparing organs for donation.

    54. Re:Ethical concerns? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wull, mghuh-hmm-srtch-hmmm.

      Sorry, I couldn't quite get that out - I was finishing a hamburger. You know, putting some foreign tissue into my body. I think it's pretty obvious why... wait... [smack!]. Sorry, I had to swat a mosquito. It was busy getting some of its fluids into my body. In fact, that reminds me of how I was in an elevator this morning respirating the same damp air as the other ten people in there. Other people's exhalations, microbes, viruses and all!

      Look, you stand way more of a chance of getting a disease from sitting on a public toilet than you do from a highly scrutinized tissue transplant. In fact, you could just as easily die from an anti-biotic-resistant lung infection picked up environmentally while you're in the hospital having your own blood transfused back into you.

      I think you doth protest too much, and that your issue is strictly a superstitious one, similar to those that prevent people from donating their loved ones' perfectly good organs after an accidental death. I'm always amazed that people would rather bury a good liver in the ground (or burn it) than let some poor kid get a new lease on life. But I'm even more amazed by someone who would rather die than take in an organ from a screened donor. That's OK though - helps us evolve more rational people.

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    55. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they have to take very powerful anti-biotics everyday for the rest of their lives... so have a disfigured face vs. having your face get rejected by your body and falling off if you forget to take your meds and also run the risk of the antibiotics scewing you up, kind of a dilemna to me

    56. Re:Ethical concerns? by truesaer · · Score: 1
      Don't they harvest organs from "living" donors as well? I guess if you take out someones heart there is little chance of them making a recovery anymore, but the potential for the miracle recover was always the same...the only difference is whether you know about it.


      If they're really worried about this, only do face donations from people also donating everything else. After all, if you'll donate a relatives face you'll probably be cool with giving all their other organs too.

    57. Re:Ethical concerns? by teknopagan · · Score: 5, Funny

      A "hybrid" face?

      What kind of gas mileage will she get on it?

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    58. Re:Ethical concerns? by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "Technically, face transplants are not medically necessary."

      Opinions like this are dark reminders of the day when "mental health" wasn't important.

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    59. Re:Ethical concerns? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1
      The CNN version has this quote:
      The statement said the woman who received the partial facial transplant had "lesions that were extremely difficult and nearly impossible to repair using standard facial surgery methods."

      So, it seems like there's no good way to do this otherwise.
    60. Re:Ethical concerns? by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

      I far more easy and less expensive to use a set of Groucho glasses, nose and moustache to do that.

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    61. Re:Ethical concerns? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget to insert an idiotic ten minute boat chase that makes you wonder "Why won't God kill both these fucking bastards?"

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    62. Re:Ethical concerns? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "This could presumably lead to problems if a miraculous recovery of the donor happened..."

      I'd say those would be religious problems. Who would want to believe in a god that would wait for a brain dead person to have her face torn off before miraculously bringing her back to life? What kind of sick bastard would do that? Well, the same guy who'd do these things.

    63. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was something like this in Transmetropolitan: Growing brain-dead/brain-lacking females and using them for prostitution. A hole is a hole, etc etc.

    64. Re:Ethical concerns? by pegr · · Score: 1

      Look, you stand way more of a chance of getting a disease from sitting on a public toilet than you do from a highly scrutinized tissue transplant.
       
      Well, if you believe Penn and Teller (on their Showtime show "B---sh--!"), you're wrong. They actually took microbe samples from people's faces, butt cracks, and toilet seats to see which was the "dirtiest". Turns out butt cracks and toilet seats were cleaner than people's faces!
       
      I love that show. It's like Mythbusters for atheist libertarians...

    65. Re:Ethical concerns? by smatthew · · Score: 1

      I've got a friend at the red cross, and she loves to tell the story about how people who bank their own blood to "avoid disease" usually already have a blood-borne disease and don't know about it. Ain't that a kick in the pants - it's not you that need protection from us - it's us that need protection from you!

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    66. Re:Ethical concerns? by ab762 · · Score: 1
      Death hasn't been defined by heart beat for a long time. Most transplanted vital (non-paired) organs come from donors who are legally dead but have a beating heart, or did at the point of donation.

      The living donor concern doesn't seem any different. If your brain is dead, the body takes artificial maintenance to keep the heart beating, but that's no big deal.

    67. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could presumably lead to problems if a miraculous recovery of the donor happened

      I don't think you understand the criteria necessary to make donation a possibility. In order to become a donor in the first place, the patient must be declared brain dead (ie. no blood flow to the brain, no oxygen, no hope). At this point in time, the donor is declared legally deceased and donation becomes an option for the family.

      Because the patient is brain dead (and legally deceased), a miraculous recovery is therefore simply not possible and should not be considered an ethical hindrance to any form of donation.

      It is these kinds of public misunderstandings that hinder people from choosing donation in the first place, which is unfortunate, as donation gives thousands of people a second chance at life every year.

    68. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is: whose face did Michael Jackson steal?

    69. Re:Ethical concerns? by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am afraid I'd rather look like someone else than look like a few pounds of
      hamburger in the meat isle .

      Ex-MislTech

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    70. Re:Ethical concerns? by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      RTFA

      "She has been unable to speak or eat properly since."

      Speaking and eating are important.

    71. Re:Ethical concerns? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I go to the University of Louisville where they've been ready to do a face transplant for some time. From what I remember from the few times my Medical Ethics teacher mentioned it, it's not quite that simple. First of all, current plasic surgery and whatever else can only take a person so far, they still look unusual. So much of how we define who we are comes from our appearance that there's going to be a psychological impact either way. However, if it's your original face that changes then it'd be easier to accept than having some stranger's face. Basically, your (?) face looks very different after the surgery, so that's a lot to adjust to all at once (not to mention people might not recognize you even if they'd seen you immediately before the surgery). Compare that with plastic surgery, which often requires dozens of treatments in extreme cases, so the change is more gradual. There's also the donor's family to consider. My guess is that most people aren't comfortable with the thought that their loved one's face is going to be removed after they die. That also would mean a closed casket funeral, and other such difficulties. There's also the issue of if the recipient happened to enounter someone who knew the donor. They'd look different due to the underlying bone structure and what not, but they'd still look about half like the donor. So recognition might be possible. There's also the issue of if the psychological benefit of having a more normal looking face is worth the risks of the transplant. If the donor must be alive or very recently dead then that brings up even more issues.

    72. Re:Ethical concerns? by Flammon · · Score: 1

      Depends on who's face. Bill Gates? *ducks*

    73. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't take antibiotics for transplantation, you take immunosuppressants. These have numerous side-effects on top of the obvious reduction in the ability to fight disease. Unless you care enough about your face to take drugs every twelve hours that will drastically reduce your lifespan, you should probably wait until tissues can be grown using your own DNA to engage in face transplantation. If for some reason you ever find yourself in a position where you cannot obtain your medication, you will die a horribly agonizing death as your body begins to reject your transplanted tissue and break it down. That is why one is best of leaving transplantation for organs that are essential to survival, where receiving the tissue means extended your life, rather than reducing it. The quality of life issues with disfigurement are difficult to weigh against the chronic disease that is carrying transplanted tissue.

    74. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't think it's stealing if one picks it up from a garbage can at the curb.

    75. Re:Ethical concerns? by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      Maybe the psychological impact isn't from how you look but from how other people look at you? (or how you think other people look at you)

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    76. Re:Ethical concerns? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Beating heart donors => brain dead, on life support, zero chance of survival. They have to harvest the material before the disconnection of life support for it to be viable, that's all. The person is already dead for all practical purposes.

    77. Re:Ethical concerns? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1
      Groucho glasses, nose and moustache

      Don't forget the tall cowboy hat.

      That stuff also comes in very handy if you have a huge phone bill and don't know how to pay it.

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    78. Re:Ethical concerns? by Grym · · Score: 1

      This is the wonderful aspect of the free market when it comes to ethics: you are completely free to live your life believing in the ethical angles you believe in, and allow others to do the same without affecting your ethics or theirs.

      The fact that the free-market cares little about ethics is not something that you should make you very happy. A large part of ethics is the veracity with which we hold to a basic set of standards--even if it doesn't directly affect us.

      Under a completely libertarian free-market-based system, any number of unethical transgressions could occur. One could easily set up a fee-based (including tips) suicide business that provided lethal injections for depressed individuals. Imagine the success of a debt collection agency that accepted kidneys as payment. Would you be comfortable with genetically altering human fetuses to be born without higher-brain functions for the sole purpose of selling their organs?

      Moreover, you're forgetting one very important aspect of medicine--the sense of desperation it creates in both patients and families. If you honestly expect them to hold to a personal set of standards alone in the face of such coercion, think again.

      Don't ridicule the idea until you get government out of insurance which is the reason why the poor can't afford it.

      Conversely, couldn't it be said that the so-called "ethical" free-market is the reason why the poor can't pay for it in the first place?

      I think we need to ask ourselves a basic set of questions. (1) Is everyone entitled to a basic level of care, even if they can't afford it? (2) Is it ethical to have two levels of care? Namely a very good system which can perform miracles designed solely for the rich and a piss-poor system rife with confusion and misery, for everyone else. (3) Isn't healthcare, in essence, a public infrastructure? No different from energy, sewage, or communications, our economy and society depend upon the quality and availability of healthcare.

      Now, given the above, are you sure you want the government entirely out of the healthcare business?

      -Grym

    79. Re:Ethical concerns? by Frastolator · · Score: 1

      Good point, 1 - 0

    80. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person donating the face is not technically dead. They are being kept alive on a ventilator for the specific purpose of donating their face. The ventilator is then switched off. Hopefully the patient then stops breathing. However, this is not guaranteed. What do you then do to the living person without a face?

    81. Re:Ethical concerns? by milktoastman · · Score: 1

      You assume people are too irrational. You don't know how people (not even you) might react after having such a drastic surgery and identity shift. There is also some irrational guilt to be had for having a dead persons face. No matter how much Ayn Rand a person might masturbate to, it may even happen to the most rational (self-annointed) rationalist. Brain Cheimstry, it'll getchya!

    82. Re:Ethical concerns? by zardo · · Score: 1

      To make matters worse, most heart donors and stuff are brain dead from a head injury, massive head trauma would most likely injur the face as well as the brain, often a brain injury is accompanied by massive swelling of the head and face, but that's not to say there aren't plenty of donors. A young donor may be hard to come buy. Maybe if the head trauma was only to the back of the skull, or a bullet wound, stroke/heart attack is pretty rare in young people. I dont think there are many illnesses which would cause one to be "near deceased" that would qualify for a transplant, given that most are communicable through the blood. These days when people die suddenly, in a car accident or something, and it is obvious that they died on impact, they are flown to the hospital in a helicopter just to get them on life support in time so that their organs can be used. If you ever know anybody who had to be flown to the hospital after a car accident, it was probably clear that they were already dead, even if it's not presented to you that way.

    83. Re:Ethical concerns? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Maybe the psychological impact isn't from how you look but from how other people look at you? (or how you think other people look at you)
      STOP LOOKING AT ME!

      /sorry, couldn't resist :-) You're absolutely right. We're social animals. Reminds me of this joke:

      A leper was sitting in a McDonalds when he noticed the guy across from him hadn't touched his happy meal, and didn't look too happy. The leper, being used to how his appearance affected others, went over and said "Look, I know I've ruined your meal. Let me pay for another one."

      The guy says "No, no, its not you ..." The leper shrugs his shoulders, and goes back to his seat.

      A few minutes later, he looks up, and the guy is staring at him, and he's positively green with nausea. Again, the leper gets up, offers to pay for the meal, and his offer is rejected.

      Of course, this happens a third time. Finally, when the guy keeps protesting that its not the lepers appearance, the leper says "Okay, then what IS it?"

      "It's the guy behind you dipping his french fries in your neck."

    84. Re:Ethical concerns? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Opinions like this are dark reminders of the day when "mental health" wasn't important.

      It's all thetans anyway...

      Joking aside, for an interesting real life story on this topic, look up The Guinea Pig Club, a collection of 600 WW2 airmen who were disfigured by burns and the like. Your comment reminded me of it as they were one of the first hospitals to realise the importance of psychological health in the recovery process. In addition to pioneering skin-grafting, the made the men feel part of a group, were relaxed & open about the techniquies they were using. They even served beer in the hospital. Instead of feeling down about their disfigurement, the men looked forward to life.

      From the short summary I linked to:

      BBC Four: While his technical innovations were remarkable, it seems as though his psychological care was just as important, would you agree with this?

      EM: Absolutely. The majority of surgeons see the procedure as a purely technical act. For McIndoe that was only the start. If he hadn't taken any care of the psychological side and only dealt with the technical side, he would still be remarkable. But the fact that he devotes this extraordinary level of care to their psychological reconstruction as well is mind blowing. East Grinstead didn't run like a normal hospital

    85. Re:Ethical concerns? by slumberer · · Score: 1

      What ethical concerns? A live person is missing a face. A dead person doesn't need theirs any more. Where's the problem? And how could the "psychological impact" be worse than not havin a face? The patient is going to "look different" no matter what is done.

      Yeah and what happens if your life partner dies and their face gets transplanted onto someone else. That would be a pretty f'd up experience running into that person in the street.

    86. Re:Ethical concerns? by mgv · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Where donors would come from is one issue that would have to be considered. "The transplant would have to come from a beating heart donor. So, say your sister was in intensive care, you would have to agree to allow their face to be removed before the ventilator was switched off. "And there is the possibility that the donor would then carry on breathing."

      This doesn't happen if the brain death testing is done properly. In Austraila one of the tests for brain death is that the person is disconnected from the ventilator for 20 minutes. If they breathe, they aren't truly brain dead. If you have proper criteria for brain death - A known cause of brain injury, meet several inclusion criteria (such as the aponea test mentioned above) and don't have any exclusion criteria that can look similar (eg recent anaesthesia/ low body temperature) then you can be considered as an organ donor.

      In reality, people without brainstem function are very hard to keep alive on a ventilator, because the brain regulates alot of things. For example, the brain constantly releases a constant stream of anti diuretic hormone from the pituitary gland to regulate the total amount of water in your body. With brain death this stops and the kidneys will produce the maximal amount of urine (20+ litres/day), so fluid balance fails drastically.

      I have seen less experienced people not understand the proper definition of brain death - I think that this is where you get the stories about turning off ventilators and people surviving. Brain death is a rapidly termainal condition. That is why so many heart transplants are done in the middle of the night - its hard to keep the donor alive until even the next morning.

      Just FYI

      Michael

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    87. Re:Ethical concerns? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Hooray for hospitals' ability to lose money even when healthcare is outrageously expensive!

    88. Re:Ethical concerns? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should have read the artical? The face must be taking from a living person. What happens on the unlikly chance the doner recovers after they have had their face remove? Would you mind some doctor asking if they could hack off your loved one's face just after you've been told they're brain dead? Humans are not considered to be the same as animals in this way; dead or brain dead people are not considered to be a hunk of meat to cut up like at the butchers.

    89. Re:Ethical concerns? by cloudmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we should get the "business" out of the healthcare business before we worry about whether or not the government should be involved. :)

    90. Re:Ethical concerns? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Were they using that ass-backwards definition of "clean" as "absolute count of bacteria present"? Sounds that way. There's lots fo bacteria on my face, on my tongue, etc. Most of it's beneficial or benign. I guarantee that you're more likely to get sick from licking an ass crack or toilet seat than you are from kissing a person on the cheek.

      Heh, three asses in a single post - right up there with the crazy doctor on South Park.

    91. Re:Ethical concerns? by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      And how could the "psychological impact" be worse than not havin a face? The patient is going to "look different" no matter what is done.

      The previously accepted medical procedure was to blind the patient.

      Keith

    92. Re:Ethical concerns? by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Do we risk someone's life for a psychological benefit? I'm not taking a position either way, but that is why doctors feel there are ethical deliberations. More abstractly framed, what if a woman wanted body modifications that are life-threatening but would make her less depressed and much happier? Now, we think being disfigured is a valid reason to be annoyed because of our prejudices, but what if breast implants required a significant risk to health? Well, they banned silicone breast implants out of fear that women would take that risk (which may not have existed) to feel better about themselves.

      Offtopic: Why do I keep get modded down? God. Look at my last post objecting to a racial joke. What's wrong with Slashdot mods?

      (I'll get modded down now even though I said I was going to get modded down. First time in Slashdot history!)

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    93. Re:Ethical concerns? by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      I'm selling my face on eBay, in exchange for a quad-Opteron 16GB ram system and a T3 connection for a year. I'll add the ears for an all-game steam subscription too.

      And no you cant see what I look like. :)

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    94. Re:Ethical concerns? by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
      We're not talking just skin here, but muscles, arteries and veins too
      That's what the article would have you believe. Do you really believe that they were able to reattach every little vein and artery one by one? Most of the veins and arteries in your face are less than 1 mm wide and their pattern is more uniquely identifying than the back of your eye. They're not labelled "vein" or "artery" either and the different types of vessels have specific internal features which make them incompatible. It's not like they have arrows imprinted on them to show flow direction. For every vessel which they've reattached there's a 50/50 chance the patient will end up with an ugly mass of varicose veins popping out of their cheek looking worse than severe acne.

      Muscles are the same way. How many muscles are in the face? How many tendons, ligaments, and nerves does it take to coordinate all of them? You can't just stick two nerves together and expect them to magically work like an electrical wire. It's nearly impossible that they were reattached in a manner which could provide a better overall result than PMMA, cartilege gel, and skin grafts using the patient as their own donor.

      It's much more likely that "muscles, arteries, and veins" is padding for the press release. The story wouldn't sound as good without them, and technically the doctors are hoping that the veins and arteries grow back together, so within editorial license it's acceptable to say. Right. After reading the forum posts it's apparent that the PR spin works for people who aren't deeply familiar with surgery or anatomy.

      Heart transplants work because the heart keeps its rhythm even outside the body and, if I remember correctly, there is one, maybe a small handful of, nerve(s) which serve for biofeedback control. The face is not this autonomously developed nor is it this simplified.
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    95. Re:Ethical concerns? by psylew · · Score: 1

      Yay! Somebody else who realizes that structure has more to do with apperance than the fleshy thin layer that gets stretched overtop. It's posts like this that make the wading through comments worth it.

    96. Re:Ethical concerns? by pegr · · Score: 1

      I guarantee that you're more likely to get sick from licking an ass crack or toilet seat than you are from kissing a person on the cheek.
       
      While I have a tendency to agree with you, I have to consider how recently the subject showered versus how recently they, ah, made themselves unclean. Assuming you did not defecate since your last shower, I could see your crack being cleaner than your face (fecal bacteria included), as your crack is nicely bundled up while your face is out in the open. Upon dropping the kids off at the pool, however, I'd bet the reverse would then be true. No matter, I don't plan licking any cracks anytime soon...

    97. Re:Ethical concerns? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Look, you stand way more of a chance of getting a disease from sitting on a public toilet than you do from a highly scrutinized tissue transplant.

      Precisely why I refuse to crap in public restrooms. I'll hold it 'till I get home, thanks. :p

    98. Re:Ethical concerns? by Q2Serpent · · Score: 1

      And if they die... then they aren't a beating-heart donor.

      Great!

    99. Re:Ethical concerns? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      It's still a concern. You still have to ask a grieving family if it's ok to put their dead loved one's face on someone else's head. If you can't see an emotional impact there, you might need to check yourself for a pulse.

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    100. Re:Ethical concerns? by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What if a person commits a crime and uses this surgery to escape identification and/or conviction.

      Never heard of it happening for faces, but bone marrow transplants can, and do, mess up forensic DNA analysis.

      Yikes!

      ...laura

    101. Re:Ethical concerns? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I watched some show where they were answering the question of whether or not guys shoudl wash their hands after they pee, which is related. I mean, I'm not peeing on my hands, and urine is actually very sterile anyway (it's just fine to drink, supposedly, after removing the minerals which would dehydrate you). The problem is that, presumably, most people wear pants and underwear generally keeping an already warm area quite warm - and therfore quite hospitible to bacterial growth. Given that there's always at least one orifice down there where some really nasty bacteria (when taken out of their native environment, anyway) live and breed, this results in a pretty good population at most any given time. And unless you're showering with bleach / alcohol, you're not killing them all. If you are, you probably have some serious skin problems by now - but I digress. Merely using some hot water and passing over with a soapy hand / rag isn't enough to really clean things up (I think the people that really scrub the heck out of their butts are probably in the minority, but maybe that's just a misconception based no growing up when "grunge" rock was popular). That's why hospitals use autoclaves and alcohol, as opopsed to just rinsing things off. IMHO, if rinsing isn't enough to make a smooth piece of stainless steel clean, it stands to reason that it's even less effective no a pourus surface covered with hair. :)

    102. Re:Ethical concerns? by i · · Score: 1

      "Brain-dead" doesn't mean the donor wasn't alive.

      Well, what is Your definition of "alive" then ? Every organ contains cells that are alive when we live. Muscel and particularly skin cells are alive days after we normally are seen as dead. If think about it: what part of Your body can you not afford to lose ? You can live (poorly but) whithout you own heart if you is connected to a hearth-lung apparatus - or with another persons hearth. You can live with your limbs amputated etc. But would You accept the view of you as living when Your brain is removed ? (Supposing that there are means and apparatus availible to make it possible to let the rest of Your body function.)

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    103. Re:Ethical concerns? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      In a hospital, there are people dying all the time, so finding a donor that isn't on life support doesn't seem completely impossible. Just somewhat difficult.
      The problem isn't just finding a donor - it's finding a donor whose tissue matches the recipient and having the recipient prepped for surgey when said donor's organs become available. That's why (back in the days before ubiquitous cellphones), potential recipients carried pagers with them 24/7.
    104. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still no more of a concern than getting a heart, lungs, eyes, etc from a deceased individual. If the person gave up their organs for transplant after death, then it's all legit (the skin is considered an organ).

      Also, it's not like they'll be seeing this woman on a regular basis.

    105. Re:Ethical concerns? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily daft, it could be simply watching at both sides, also at donor. You'll say that he's brain dead already and agreed to organ transplants....however most people don't take face transplants into account when agreeing, and I imagine they would be somehow doscomfortable of the thought (even if it's not rationall).
      Not to mention what family will think - they might don't mind heart transplant, etc. but probably would like to see their parent/sister/brother/child with a face right to the end - that's what gives us an identity. Of course, technically they have nothing to say if person agreed to transplants...but in practise family opinion is deciding factor in many places.

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    106. Re:Ethical concerns? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist and a realist.

      PEOPLE spread most diseases.

    107. Re:Ethical concerns? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Heh. I don't partake in the filth of the public. The *most* public place I ever go is the grocery store and I've never seen more than 25 people in there at a time on a very busy night. I live in a small town and I stay away from people.
      People are filthy and they spread disease, germs, viruses, bacteria, etc..

      I minimalize the contact with other people as much as possible.

      I don't use public restrooms. I live in a small town and the occasion to use a public restroom never occurs here. And if I HAD to go all of a sudden, I would just drive home. Home is at worst a 5 minute drive from anywhere I might happen to be.

      As for mosquitos, we don't have much of a problem with them around here and when they do flare up I just wear long sleeves and repellent. No problem there.
      Besides, a mosquito lives it's entire, short life within a 300' zone.
      And I assure you, there is no one with AIDS or any other such filth living anywhere near where I live. My worst threat is possible West Nile. That's one of the reasons I wear long sleeves and repellent.

      Is my rejection of donated tissues or fluids superstitious? No. It's based in FACT. People carry and spread diseases. How many people have died from getting tainted blood transfusions? Too many. 1 is 1 too many. The odds are totally unacceptable. I carry a card in my wallet stating that I reject donated parts/fluids from other people and especially animals. It has nothing to do with religion, I'm an atheist.

      Several months ago during hurricane Rita I was forced (by law and against my will) to evacuate to a large city of several million people. I ended up in places jammed in with hundreds and thousands of strange people, coughing, wheezing, blowing snot and spitting on the ground. It was disgusting. Filthy doesn't even come close to describing it. I could not believe how filthy people could be and simply not care. It was so disgusting that the next time there is a hurricane I'm NOT going to evacuate, I'm going to stay home and take my chances with the storm rather than be dipped in the filth like last time.

      You want to live in the huge, fetid city full of nasty people choking and wheezing their lungs out on your sleeve, pissing on the sidewalks, SHITTING on the sidewalks, go right ahead. You think that's BS? I SAW IT.. I SAW PEOPLE SHITTING AND PISSING ON THE SIDEWALK EVERYWHERE.. Police should have been there SHOOTING THEM DEAD for that but sadly there was about one policeman to every 50,000 people.

      I'll stick to my isolation and everyone else can keep their filthy germs to themselves.

      As for organ donation, I refuse to donate my organs. I'll take mine to the incinerator with the rest of me. That's *MY* choice..

    108. Re:Ethical concerns? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      I dunno about all this. Personally I take two showers a day with anti-bacterial soap and I scrub all of myself thoroughly. And I rub my face down with 90% rubbing alcohol each night and change the linen daily and wash the pillows in Lysol weekly. Is that going too far? Probably. But I've seen some disgusting things in my life and seen some extremely filthy people.

      I have an old friend whose home should be condemned it's so filthy.
      I won't even go over there anymore it's so gross. Years ago when I was living nearer to this friend, when I would go over, I wouldn't use his restroom, drink anything I didn't bring with me and certainly wouldn't eat anything over there.

      When he brings his computer over here for me to repair, I have him set it in the driveway and I open it up and with an air compressor I blow up the filth, dust, roaches, etc... I ALWAYS have to wipe the computer down with Lysol because it's so friggin nasty. I can't understand how someone can be so nasty like that, much less how his computer doesn't short out and burn up with all the grunge and filth in it. His computer is a bio-hazard..

      I do my best not to touch anything handled by other people. If I do I clean my hands with alcohol asap.

    109. Re:Ethical concerns? by dcam · · Score: 1

      FTA:
      "The transplant would have to come from a beating heart donor. So, say your sister was in intensive care, you would have to agree to allow their face to be removed before the ventilator was switched off.

      I call that an ethical concern. Certainly for some.

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    110. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born with a congenital ear deformity, microtia atresia. It meant I was deaf in one ear and had only a peanut sized outer ear. Sure, I could have lived my whole life without surgery. But I wouldn't be able to wear glasses or sunglasses, which are essential in Australia. I have balance issues due to the inner ear being blocked. And yes, it was depressing. Don't underestimate how it feels to be different, and I can imagine it would be worse for this person because she wasn't born that way. I had surgery 5 times to have an ear built using my own cartilage, skin, etc. Not life threatening, but certainly life enhancing.

    111. Re:Ethical concerns? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      They don't need to attach all the little blood vessels, just the major ones. That's the reason for transferring in bulk -you only need to reattach the major vessels. They do that when re-attaching severed limbs and fingers all the time. As for re-attaching muscle, they do it all the time. The number doesn't matter -it just takes more time.

      WRT the nerves, yes, that was noticeably absent. What happens there depends in large part on how things are transferred. I don't know how well existing nervous structure can be indused to re-enervate the muscle. I'm gussing the sensory side will be lost (touch, temp...), but it was lost anyway.

      I will agree though that the article was very short on details. There's no way for us to really know one way or the other.

    112. Re:Ethical concerns? by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      Nerves are necessary to signal muscles. The face has so many fine muscles. It's much more complicated than an arm of even a hand. Until something like the reconstruction process from The Fifth Element comes out I will continue to assert that a face transplant is an unnecessary PR stunt when compared with available plastic surgery techniques.

      I also speak with over 25 years of personal experience in plastic surgery with respect to burns ranging from topical to severe enough to mutilate the underlying bone structure.

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    113. Re:Ethical concerns? by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 1

      These donors are brain-dead. That's dead to lawyers, doctors, surgeons, etc. There is no chance of finding out, simply because the donor will never wake up again. Brain-dead donors are the best kind of donors, because of this and the fact that their organs(besides the brain) are still alive. The face isn't a particularly necessary organ; that's why the people who need these transplants can still live, even if austerely.

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    114. Re:Ethical concerns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It said it was from a brain-dead donator. Any possibilities that, that person is still alive ?

  4. Proverbial question by supra · · Score: 1

    Putting a new spin on the proverbial: "Who am I?"

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  5. In other news... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 3, Funny

    The team of surgeons deny that The Silence of the Lambs played any influence in their technique.

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    1. Re:In other news... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 0

      Surgeon: (To assistant nurse) It puts the scalpel in my hand or else it gets the hose again!

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  6. I'm confused.. by RapmasterT · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No seriously, what exactly are the "ethical considerations" of a face transplant? What makes it more ethically significan't than a skin transplant anywhere else?

    And the "psychological impact" to the patient of looking different?? Looking different from a hideously scarred accident victim? Isn't that why they want surgery in the first place?

    This seems to me like a story desperately in search of sensationalism.

    1. Re:I'm confused.. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      No seriously, what exactly are the "ethical considerations" of a face transplant?

      Ever seen the faces on the post office wall? Or on the side of a milk carton? Or mug shots or headshots used in a pictorial line up or even a real line up?

      There is little ethical consideration for getting your bobbies bigger. But doctors would be up against a pretty big wall if they had to choose whether or not to completely change somebody's face.

    2. Re:I'm confused.. by Zentac · · Score: 0

      And how different is she going to look? isn't the bone structure much more influential than the skin tissue?
      So won't she look very much like herself anyway?
      I don't have a mirror near me at the moment, but I can imagine that looking at your own face can give you a clue how much skin tissue can change your look.
      Try doing some heavy makeup to see if you can change your apperance, I think not.

    3. Re:I'm confused.. by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The face isn't just an organ, it's a large part of your personal identity and how you distinguish yourself from the rest of the world. It's the only part of the body that is almost universally exposed to general scrutiny, and it's how you are known by others. I'm no psychologist, but I can imagine there's a difference between looking in a mirror and saying "that used to be me", no matter how mangled you are now, and looking in a mirror and saying "that is someone else".

      The ethical implications would come from the process of removing the identity from someone who may or may not be dead and effectively erasing the identity of the recipient when the transplant is complete and he looks like someone different.

    4. Re:I'm confused.. by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering that forensic anthropologists and pathologists recreate facial structures from bare skulls all the time, I think it's safe to say that the overlying skin plays far less of a part than the bone structure. Pigmentation and texture may be different, and some fatty deposits may change, but overall the person should look pretty much the same. Or at least as "same" as a person who gains/loses a lot of weight.

    5. Re:I'm confused.. by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ever seen the faces on the post office wall? Or on the side of a milk carton? Or mug shots or headshots used in a pictorial line up or even a real line up?
      Ok, I gotta ask.

      What the hell are you talking about? What does any of that have to do with face transplants?

      Are you suggesting criminals would use this to hide from prosecution? Not only is the appearance change likely to be minimal (since the bone structure is the same), but nothing stops them from having plastic surgery RIGHT NOW.

      You sound like one of those nuts who thinks cloning should be illegal because they won't have souls and will be evil.

    6. Re:I'm confused.. by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No seriously, what exactly are the "ethical considerations" of a face transplant?

      And the "psychological impact" to the patient of looking different?

      It's about having, to some degree, someone else's face.

      This is also why they're at pains to point out that the recipient does not look exactly like their donor.

      Just as people look back and can't understand why people were uncomfortable with the idea of someone else's blood running around their veins, or someone else's heart beating in their chest, so people might get over this idea - you apparently have.

      Have some imagination, though, and see why people have (it's true, and well-documented, not just sensationalism) been creeped out by this idea for decades...

    7. Re:I'm confused.. by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      The ethical considerations is that the doctors participating in this are using it as a PR/media stunt. With current existing tissue engineering and plastic surgery technologies it is not necessary to perform a face transplant and subject the recipient to long-term immunosuppressants.

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    8. Re:I'm confused.. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> Or mug shots or headshots used in a pictorial line up or even a real line up? There is little ethical consideration for getting your bobbies bigger.

      Of course I'm sure officer! I'd recognize those breasts anywhere!

    9. Re:I'm confused.. by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Informative

      The face was taken from a LIVE donor.

    10. Re:I'm confused.. by truesaer · · Score: 1
      The ethical concerns are related to the somewhat high risk of rejection, which could very well result in death. As this is considered a cosmetic procedure, doctors are wary of doing anything too risky.


      In general I am pleased to see this. Sometimes medicine is a bit too concerned with keeping people alive at any cost.

    11. Re:I'm confused.. by truesaer · · Score: 2, Informative
      The ethical implications would come from the process of removing the identity from someone who may or may not be dead and effectively erasing the identity of the recipient when the transplant is complete and he looks like someone different.


      Actually, I read about them considering doing this a few months back. Apparently your face looks like your face mostly due to the particular's of your underlying bones...so if you get a face transplant you actually look pretty much like you did before. Obviously some details are different...lips, etc. But its just skin, your face is still your face regardless of whose skin is on top of it.

    12. Re:I'm confused.. by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      Well put.

      I am a psychologist, I chair an ethics committtee, and I also work on an organ transplant team. Ethical issues abound in transplants, even "simple" organ and tissue transplants. Who is allowed to give up an organ? How are organs distributed? How are transplant candidates prioritized, etc...?

      This surgery I assume (althought I haven't RTFA) was elective. Elective surgerys also are full of ethical questions? Is the surgery "necessary? Should resources be devoted to elective surgeries and if so, how much? Who should be allowed to get an elective surgery and why/why not?

      Take "plain old" cosmetic, plastic surgery. Should a 16 year old woman be allowed to get breast implants, lipo suction, lip enhancements, face lifts etc...? There are plenty of people out there that think these things at least warrant a discussion of bio-ethics.

      In these kinds of issues, there is a *long* continuum of procedures, with each point on the continuum having its own orthogonal axis of "ethical loading," from low to high. Where on the continuum a facial transplant falls and what its ethical loading is I'll leave up to the medical ethicists, but to say that there are no ethics here is, quite frankly, naive.

      jeff

    13. Re:I'm confused.. by Bastian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm no psychologist, but I can imagine there's a difference between looking in a mirror and saying "that used to be me", no matter how mangled you are now, and looking in a mirror and saying "that is someone else".

      Luckily, a lot of your appearance comes not from the soft tissue of the face, but from the underlying bone structure. A person who gets a face transplant wouldn't have the same visage as they used to have, but they wouldn't have the visage of the donor, either.

      I would assume that the "looking in the mirror" problem would be no greater for a face transplant recipient than it would be for a person who experiences some other massive change to their face, such as whatever damaged it so much in the first place or reconstructive surgery.

    14. Re:I'm confused.. by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "Have some imagination, though, and see why people have (it's true, and well-documented, not just sensationalism) been creeped out by this idea for decades..."

      All right, I'm imaginging I'm surrounded by ill-informed Luddites somewhere in Manhattan... (bonus point for the observant)

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    15. Re:I'm confused.. by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "I am a psychologist, I chair an ethics committtee..."

      In other words, you are in charge of getting in the way of patients and doctors. You provide empty solutions to doctors afraid to make their own decisions, and you fill patients with a hollow feeling of hope that you can grasp such a situation entirely.

      I took a Bioethics course my senior year, and I'll never forget one of the professor's stories. When he was a grad student, he worked for a ethics/bioethics advisor to President Clinton. Clinton's administration wanted some opinions on policy-changing matters, so they turned to his advisor. The advisor was busy with other material, however, and passed the task on to my professor. It was getting close to the deadline, and, ultimately, he wrote a hundred page paper in one weekend on the topic of bioethics and various rationale, a paper that would then go on to influence policy and decide people's lives.

      The way he talked made it sound like he thought it up as he went along, and indeed that's what I got from the course: bioethics is about making the most appealing-sounding "rationale" with the hopes that the opposition will not make a more appealing-sounding counterargument, thus proving oneself as correct!

      And thus I have proven that psychology is not science... :)

    16. Re:I'm confused.. by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      The ethical implications would come from the process of removing the identity from someone who may or may not be dead...

      Are you suggesting that 'face donor' might be alive? What do they end up with after donating their face?

      Somehow I doubt this is like donating one of your kidneys, or part of your liver. Your face might grow back, but you'd probably be left as scarred and disfigured as the recipient started out.

    17. Re:I'm confused.. by MORB · · Score: 1

      Dubernard is actually the same guy that did the first hand transplant. It didn't go well, psychologically: the guy couldn't come to terms with the fact that he had the hand of someone else and was unable to consider it actually part of his own body. He finally got it amputated again. I think it will be hard for this woman aswell. On the other hand, after the hand experience, they probably had a better idea of the psychological challenge that she face and were hopefully able to prepare her better.

    18. Re:I'm confused.. by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Although I like (and partially agree with) your conclusion, the plural of anecdote is not data, unfortunately.

    19. Re:I'm confused.. by Hafren · · Score: 0

      By LIVE (nice pointless use of capitals by the way) you of course mean a soulless shell given some petty semblance of life by machines.

    20. Re:I'm confused.. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Grandparent: "I am a psychologist, I chair an ethics committtee..."

      Parent: "I took a Bioethics course my senior year,"

      While your comments may be well-founded, and you provide an amusing anecdote (with no regard as to its prevelance), you've got to admit that at first blush y'all don't have quite the same standing :)

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    21. Re:I'm confused.. by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, many people around the world daily look in the mirror and experience a shock of non-recognition. I had very long hair and the first time I had it cut I didn't recognize myself for days, though to be honest I have some minor facial agnosia.

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    22. Re:I'm confused.. by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course anecdote is not data. I was joking. I was showing you what it would be like if we accepted the same sort of anecdotal evidence that is accepted in bioethics. How could you not see that?

    23. Re:I'm confused.. by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      So what I really needed on the night of the 31st October 1993 was a head transplant?

    24. Re:I'm confused.. by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Well to that I say fuck "general scrutiny".

    25. Re:I'm confused.. by Shoreline · · Score: 1

      I think the face's appearance would be affected as much by the personality thrusting into it as by the bone structure beneath it. Assuming the flesh is sensitive enough to really convey the play of inner life, the person's own facial movements and expressions for passion, sarcasm, surprise, laughter, pleasure and pain would be familiar to others even though in different flesh, just as a song is familiar on any instrument

    26. Re:I'm confused.. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Why would lack of a soul imply evil? Couldn't a soulless beast be good just as easily? It's not like something with no soul should be concerned about staying out of hell after death or anything, and life is often easier overall if one does "good" things (people like you and are less likely to want to kill you / protect you) than "evil" (lots of enemies doesn't make for an easy life, even for a sheep)... :)

    27. Re:I'm confused.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also remember the possibility of rejection; the patient would end up looking worse than before the transplant since existing healthy tissue is removed.

    28. Re:I'm confused.. by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      hey, I didn't say I believed it. In fact, I have no reason to believe I myself have a soul. And I can't be anymore than 48% evil, which in my opinion means I'm mostly good.

    29. Re:I'm confused.. by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      Luckily, a lot of your appearance comes not from the soft tissue of the face, but from the underlying bone structure>

      This has been mentioned several times in this thread, and figured I'd submit my own anecdotal evidence supporting this claim... This summer my friend got in a fight and ended up with a concussion, and as such had to have an head X-Ray / MRI, etc. Believe it or not, there was absolutely NO mistaking that the pictures were of my friend. It was most evident in the the cheekbones and jawline. Really sort of creepy, actually. Even from the alignment of the teeth it was evident. Especially the one that got chipped in half from the force of a concussive blow from the fight!

      Bar brawls are cool. Its even cooler cuz my friend is a chick ;-)

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    30. Re:I'm confused.. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I figured *you* didn't believe it. I was just asking in general - why do religious folks believe that no soul == evil?

  7. Re:nigger transplant by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    But when will they be able to tranplant a working brain into a Slashdot Troll?

  8. Best of both worlds by konaforever · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can be good looking and smart!

    1. Re:Best of both worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No you can't. They don't have brain transplants yet.

    2. Re:Best of both worlds by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now I can be good looking and smart!

      Settle down, champ. They didn't say anything about a brain transplant.

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    3. Re:Best of both worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe the word you're looking for is "implants".

    4. Re:Best of both worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, see, you need a brain transplant to get smarter, and they are still a ways off. See how that works?

    5. Re:Best of both worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good looking person are you going to put into a coma for this? Also, you don't get to look the same as them since your bone structure is different. You may end up with some third, less attractive face. The lottery is stacked more in your favor than...say, genetics, but it is still a gamble. Might as well just go plastic surgery if the face isn't giving the "this is prime genetic material right here" vibe.

    6. Re:Best of both worlds by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Settle down, champ. They didn't say anything about a brain transplant.

      Or, liposuction.

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  9. In other news by ankarbass · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Jackson is in france this week for an undisclosed medical procedure.

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    1. Re:In other news by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Michael Jackson is in france this week for an undisclosed medical procedure.

      In an unrelated story, a young white woman who lived near the hospital is still missing.

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    2. Re:In other news by jbuilder · · Score: 2, Funny

      This takes the idea of ladies "putting on their face" to a whole level if you ask me...

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    3. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it involve finding a dog?

  10. Earlier articles... by Ransak · · Score: 1

    From 2002, and 2004. I'm a little suprised this happened in France first, as the 2004 article expressed interest in moving forward with this at the University of Louisville.

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  11. You stole my face! by swab79 · · Score: 0

    The donor has to be alive! How long till someone wakes up in a bath of ice with no face?

  12. Face Jacking? by KrackHouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard the rumors of organ snatchers where you wake up in a bathtub with stitches and one kidney. Should we incredibly good looking people fear knife weilding hoardes of uglypeople hell bent on revenge?

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    1. Re:Face Jacking? by brjndr · · Score: 1

      Yes, we should.

    2. Re:Face Jacking? by TyfStar · · Score: 1

      That has the same problem as dating a girl that cheated on her boyfriend for you --

      History will repeat itself, this time with you as the victim instead of the victor.

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    3. Re:Face Jacking? by UTPinky · · Score: 1

      Don't worry... you don't have anything to worry about. :)

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    4. Re:Face Jacking? by robogymnast · · Score: 1

      Should we incredibly good looking people...

      Incredibly good looking people posting on Slashdot?

      I call shenanigans!

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    5. Re:Face Jacking? by fabioaquotte · · Score: 1

      Ever watched 'Escape from L.A.' ?

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  13. yuck by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they can't reconnect the nerves can they? Wouldn't it feel like having a thick layer of dead skin on your face all the time, I mean I'd want to pull it off continually.

    1. Re:yuck by robertjw · · Score: 1

      If your face has been burnt off or chewed off there is probably extensive nerve damage anyway. It would probably be worth it not to frighten people when you went out in public.

    2. Re:yuck by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Funny

      With comments like these, could you please add "Warning: spoiler!!!" to the title? Thanks a lot for giving away the ending! Sheesh!

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    3. Re:yuck by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      they can't reconnect the nerves can they?

      Not sure, but nerves have been reconnected in plenty of other procedures over the years.

      Wouldn't it feel like having a thick layer of dead skin on your face all the time, I mean I'd want to pull it off continually.

      People get sensitized to constant stimulation. Ever forgot that you had a hat on and had to use your hand to figure it out? Ever want to pull your hair off your head because there is a bunch of dead protein laying there?

      I'm not saying it might be weird or possibly creepy, but having no face has got to be worse.

    4. Re:yuck by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      There are lots of kinds of nerves that can be reattached. They sew the nerve sheaths together and hope that the nerves reach out and touch eachother. If it works well, the patient's sensation may be somewhat disordered, but will improve over time. The nerves don't necessarily connect the same way twice, so stimulus in one spot may be felt in another until you remap it in your head.

      Dunno how if they can do that for transplants, but it can certainly be done with some severed nerves.

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    5. Re:yuck by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      I'd want to pull it off continually.

      Better that than being so monstrous looking that little kids scream and run when you go out shopping.

      I'd take the discomfort over the rare hamburger look.

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    6. Re:yuck by dettifoss · · Score: 1

      Now you know how I feel whenever I look in the mirror.

    7. Re:yuck by dow · · Score: 1

      Imagine picking at the scab! Everyone does that don't they? Where the scab is nearly ready to drop off, and you just start picking just before its ready, just to see. And then you end up pulling it off, and it is still too early, and it bleeds again. Oh well, another scab will form, and you'll be able to pick at that again in a week or so.

      Well, if you did it after the face transplant, what if you went too far with the picking? The phone call back to the doctor would be pretty embarrasing:

      "Uh, remember that new face you gave me? Well, uh, got another one? Um, see, I kinda lost it... yep, no I did say lost it... Well I know, I'm not sure how, I was just kinda picking at it, um and uh, I'm real sorry... "

      I don't think I would be able to resist. Especially if its deadish with no feeling or anything... hmm I want one.

  14. So that's how by hypergreatthing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bin laden got away from afghanistan with no problems. Now he's mascarading as Dick Cheney.

    1. Re:So that's how by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Remember kids, you can call him 'Dick', but you can't call him 'A Dick'.

    2. Re:So that's how by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      That's no big deal, most people on either coast fail to see any moral distinction between the two anyway.

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    3. Re:So that's how by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful


      What better way to undermine democracy in the West?

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    4. Re:So that's how by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      What better way to undermine democracy in the West?

      Elect G.W to a second term in the white house?

      Oh wait...

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  15. Not technically a complete face transplant by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Funny

    The doctors said they replaced the lips, nose, and chin. Sounds like half the people in Hollywood if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Not technically a complete face transplant by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      How can you post that without an obligatory link to awfulplasticsurgery.com?

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  16. Not dead... by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1

    Don't believe it!
    A revolutionary medical technique allows an undercover agent to take the physical appearance of a major criminal and infiltrate his organization.

    Oh wait, is this a movie? :)

    1. Re:Not dead... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      If you don't need extended impersonation, there are other ways.

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  17. pain in the.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    sucks to get your face wrecked by a dog......but what sucks more, that or waiting in line at dmv and then explaining that yes, this is your real face while trying to get a new picture.

    1. Re:pain in the.... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      but what sucks more, that or waiting in line at dmv and then explaining that yes, this is your real face while trying to get a new picture.
      Nah, the only risk is that, with the right donor, she may now be the only person in the world to have a face that actually matches her drivers' license pic.

      Now THAT would be suspicious!

  18. Haven't they watched the movie??? by Chaffar · · Score: 1
    In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arteries and veins were taken from a brain-dead donor and attached to the patient's lower face.

    But,but,but...what if the brain-dead patient suddenly wakes up and decides to kill everyone who knew about the operation, even though he wasn't awake to know who they were ?

    --Concerned movie freak.

  19. Creepy other faces by nizo · · Score: 1

    I think growing human parts on animals is our best bet (like this mouse with a human ear on it). However mice would be too small for a whole face. How creepy would it be to drive by a herd of cows with human faces growing all over them???

    1. Re:Creepy other faces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm, a face made out of cartilage. Good luck with that one.

    2. Re:Creepy other faces by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Why not use a lot of mice? It'd be sort like wearing a mink face.

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  20. Ethical concerns.... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The ethical concerns of a face transplant...."

    Someone's already supposedly cloned a human embryo. I wouldn't worry about facial transplants too much.

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    1. Re:Ethical concerns.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, for some of us folks, neither of those are ethical concerns. :)

      If anything, they are advances in science that would be beneficial to us all - benefits that have not harmed anyone in their creation.

  21. you dont look the same by jmazzi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if you got a face transplant, you wouldn't look like the face of the donor. Your bone structure etc is what makes up most of your appearance. Although, you wouldn't like you use to. So I don't see how ethics would really take a roll in this matter.

    1. Re:you dont look the same by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      If bioethicists say that there are ethical matters involved, we must accept it as fact!... and make our checks payable to their bank accounts in Milwaukee.

  22. The ethical considerations. by Ben+Varrey · · Score: 1

    The ethical considerations have been raised because, apparently, the team of surgeons attempted this risky procedure without exhausting all the other options. Now, I'm not going to say that this woman shouldn't have a face transplant if she's aware that the face might rot and fall off, leaving her even more damaged, and that even in the best of all possible outcomes she'll be on drugs that will drastically increast her chance of cancer for the rest of her life, but if the doctors talked her into a face transplant without trying other solutions first, it's possible that they were in it solely to enhance their own reputations.

  23. Music to do face transplants by.... by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    "Eyes without a Face" by Billy Idol was heard playing in the background of the operating room.
    This was followed by "The Real Me" by the Who and the Pixies' "Broken Face."

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    1. Re:Music to do face transplants by.... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Followed by a couple of Small Faces and Faces discs. Ooh La La with "Silicone Grown" would be a good choice.

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  24. hmm, what would I want, chewed face or anothers? by Locutus · · Score: 1

    It seems strange that they would have held back on this kind of proceedure because of concerns with psychological reactions to looking different. It would seem that there would be a number of people out there who would take a whole new face over the remains of one chewed off, blown off, or burned off...

    Or maybe there is more concern over the situation depicted in the film, "Face off"?

    For the people involved in the reconstruction, I hope it works out well.

    LoB

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  25. Yikes! That was arrrough.... by mr_stinky_britches · · Score: 1

    I found an interesting article here from 2004 about the future of face transplants. Apparently they take the face off of a cadavre and then surgically put it on a live person, which makes sense, but as another poster referenced, reminds me of something like silence of the lambs. But if I had to make the choice of having no face/seriously f*d up face, or someone else's...I can't even be sure what I would choose :o

    chin up.

    Some other reading on the matter: http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/05/26/face.tr ansplant/

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  26. Thus come all of the stupid "Face/Off" replies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here we go. Time for all of the inane "Face/Off" replies as though no one else would have possibly thought of it. I guess that we should all just laugh hysterically and use the idiotic TripMaster Monkey anime smiles to make the Face/Off posters feel complete.

    [holding sides laughing] Oh, GOD! "Face/Off"! I would never have thought of that! Oh, that is SO-O-O-O funny! I'm laughing too hard! Oh, look! Another reference! Please! Stop![/holding sides laughing]

    There. I hope the "Face/Off" people feel better now.

    Go ahead. Mod me down. The really sad part what I've said is 100% true. Then again, Slashdot replies often don't care about truth.

    1. Re:Thus come all of the stupid "Face/Off" replies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all truth is interesting. It is true that there are 2 pennies on my desk, but no one cares, not even me.

    2. Re:Thus come all of the stupid "Face/Off" replies. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Like no one has ever said that before.

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    3. Re:Thus come all of the stupid "Face/Off" replies. by funkyfreshcoderdude · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Personally I was waiting for the "All your face belong to us" posts.

  27. We can regrow ears ! by zymano · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is so difficult about a face but we can grow other parts.

    http://www.pbs.org/saf/1107/features/body.htm

  28. Straw man? by Mille+Mots · · Score: 1
    Can't plastic surgery of the non-face-transplant nature already alter the looks of those faces on post office walls, milk cartons or mug shots in pictorial line ups? It would seem to me that chin implants, cheek implants, nose jobs, eye work, etc. would all add up to significantly alter the appearance of anyone in those pictures you mention.

    As far as doctor's being up against any wall if they have to choose whether or not to completely change somebody's face, well, all I have to say to that is money talks and there's always someone with open ears, if you know what I mean. Besides, have you seen any of the before/after shots on that website (google is your friend) that shows the celebs with overdone plastic surgery? Jeebuz, the doctors that *did* those jobs *should* be up against a wall somewhere, man! ;)

  29. The person will not look the same as the donor... by Gwarsbane · · Score: 1

    Even if this was a full face transplant the person would not look exactly like the donor. The reason is because of the different underlying bone structure. So the person who gets the full face transplant will not look like the donor and they will not look like themselves. They will look more like a cross between the two. Also I doubt that they would take the face of someone who is not braindead and whos family has not given permission to turn off life support after the transplant is done, just like they do for most transplants now.

  30. Mexican drug lord died a few years back - ??? by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative

    This could be urban legend, but a few years back some Mexican drug lord tried to get a face transplant and didn't survive long.

    Anyone else remember this?

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    1. Re:Mexican drug lord died a few years back - ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was the nip/tuck season 1 finale...

    2. Re:Mexican drug lord died a few years back - ??? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      This could be urban legend, but a few years back some Mexican drug lord tried to get a face transplant and didn't survive long.

      Anyone else remember this?


      I remember Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003).

      Urban Legends are often based on the content of popular movies.

      And, vice versa of course.

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    3. Re:Mexican drug lord died a few years back - ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amado Carrillo Fuentes , also known as the "Lord Of the skies"

  31. Ethical Concerns Have Validity by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think (at least from my cultural background) that there is a concern with transplanting a face--it is just like any other donated organ. However, in many cultures the face has great significance that is deeply meshed into the sociological values and even linguistics of their lives. Many Native American languages, for example use the concept of the face to identify everything. For example the phrase --ru li che'--in the native American language of K'ekchi' literally translates as 'face of the tree', but what it is really talking about is 'fruit'. If you are familiar with someone, you would say --ninau ru-- meaning "I know his face". In such cultures the removal of a face removes identity. In this case you destroy the identity of one, and replace the other--which would have deep psychology implications to these types of cultures.

    So I think the problem here is not whether it is right or wrong, legal or illegal, but what is morally reprehensible to society. And since this is an issue that really hasn't been traversed before, I think it only predictable that there be hesitation to undergo such a procedure.

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  32. Counselling by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    The 38-year-old French patient from the northern French town of Valenciennes underwent extensive counselling before her operation, which is believed to have lasted at least five hours...

    From the no hyperbole dept..

    1. Re:Counselling by PhysicsPhil · · Score: 1
      The 38-year-old French patient from the northern French town of Valenciennes underwent extensive counselling before her operation, which is believed to have lasted at least five hours...

      From the no hyperbole dept..

      The operation lasted five hours, not the counselling. :)

    2. Re:Counselling by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1

      Ye olde which vs. that controversy...

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  33. Re:Yikes! That was arrrough.... by robertjw · · Score: 1

    Apparently they take the face off of a cadavre and then surgically put it on a live person, which makes sense, but as another poster referenced, reminds me of something like silence of the lambs.

    Funny. Where do you think most organs for transplants come from? I'm pretty sure there aren't any living heart donors. It's OK to accept hearts, kidneys, lungs and corneas from cadavers, but faces cross the line. Not that I disagree with you, but it's interesting how our perceptions are tainted like that.

  34. Eeewwww by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing these face donors won't have open caskets at their funerals....

  35. First ever? by hal2814 · · Score: 1, Funny
    1. Re:First ever? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      now /that/ was unexpected. +3 points.
      Not moderator points, I have none of those, these are just Awesome points.

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    2. Re:First ever? by MacDust · · Score: 1

      "I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."
      Go ahead and mod me down, but I couldn't resist.

  36. Orlan: the future of facial reconstruction by writerjosh · · Score: 1

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4816435/

    Orlan is an artist who has taken facial reconstruction to the extremes.

  37. rejection by jaemz · · Score: 1

    What happens if the immuno-suppressant drugs stop working and there isn't another donor available? (would it be best not to watch hockey, in case there was a face off?)

  38. They used "Face Off"... by pdamoc · · Score: 1

    for a more accurate description of the technique.

    1. Re:They used "Face Off"... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Or maybe 'Les Yeux Sans Visage' (Eyes Without a Face), which was made 30 years before either?

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  39. Is there a doctor in the house? by DG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Given that skin cells are constantly being shedded and regenerating, wouldn't this (slowly) transform back into the recipiant's original face?

    Or would a skin sample from the transplant area show different DNA for all time?

    I'm genuinely curious. Is there a doctor in the house?

    DG

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    1. Re:Is there a doctor in the house? by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Informative

      The graft is living tissue that divides. The exterior layers are replaced by the basal layers, therefore I'm pretty sure it will show the same DNA for all time.

    2. Re:Is there a doctor in the house? by DorkusMasterus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, what an excellent question... I would imagine that you would be correct. I mean, it's living tissue, but one would think that the majority of the skin on the rest of the head and the body would have DNA that would eventually, over time, trump the DNA that would be in the face itself. I second the request for a doctor or scientist to speak up and give their professional opinion!

    3. Re:Is there a doctor in the house? by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      Heh.. you got me puzzled as well...

      Even though someone already answered that it wouldn't happen, if the scenario you described did actually happen it wouldn't be a terrible problem for the recipient, since they're (supposedly) using the technique on people who got severe facial disfiguration. The patient would be accepted back into society and everybody wins!

      (Except if you're really paranoid. In that case, I'd say that Bin Laden probably turned blond with blue eyes, much like Zao in that crappy James Bond movie).

    4. Re:Is there a doctor in the house? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not a scientist, but I am pretty sure that the skin on your face grows from the skin on your face. The skin on the rest of your body doesn't get involved in the act. The transplant will probably end up with a mixture of cells with DNA(there's blood running through it for starters) from either individual, but the majority of the cells will most likely be from the tranplant, not the reciever.

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    5. Re:Is there a doctor in the house? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      Well, even though IANAD, I think a little logic can help us identify what would happen here.

      New cells come from old cells which split. Aside from minor mutations, new cells have identical DNA from their parent cell. If the graft was healthy, the tissue from the graft would reproduce cells at the same rate as tissue from other parts of the body, or at least at the same rate as normally expected for someone's facial tissue. Cells do not "infect" neighboring cells with their DNA, they only reproduce their DNA through self replication (viruses infect neighboring cells with their RNA, causing the neighboring cells nucleus to reproduce the virus' DNA, but AFAIK this behavior is unique to viruses, and not part of a healthy tissue).

      This means that the DNA in the graft would continue to exist for all cells that drew lineage from the graft, while all cells that drew lineage from original tissue would continue to have the patient's original DNA.

      Hence we can assume that along the edges of the graft, there'd be some intermingling of cells with different DNA (in a gaussian scatter pattern?), while farther from the edges, we should see only the grafted DNA. Presumably for the entire surface area of the graft, they've removed all the original tissue, and after stem cell stage, cells generally maintain their original organ type, so there should not really be any of the original DNA anywhere but near the edges of the graft.

      Probably cells from the graft would generally be weaker than original cells as a result of the patient's immunology being more likely to destroy the foreign cells as mutations than the patient's natural cells. So as a result, over time, the DNA edges of the graft would probably creep inwards, though this would most likely be a scatter pattern with softer edges between the tissues over time, since some of the grafted cells should generate an immunologically unresponsive (not destroyed by the immune system) line. This last bit is purely speculative on my part though.

  40. My attempt : s/:-)/;-(/ by craznar · · Score: 1

    Seriously - what is this going to mean for the terrorism fanatics in the UK,US and AU governments ?

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      It means new movie plot threats, but this time from Mr. Woo.

  41. Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't ridicule the idea until you get government out of insurance which is the reason why the poor can't afford it.
     
    Ah, another libertarian throws off an irrelevant smack at government for keeping health care from the poor.
     
    Canada solved their health care problem very fairly and affordably, thanks. What you want is for government to abandon the poor to the tender mercies of the health corporations. Then the poor will have no options.
     
    Not employed at a rich, caring corporation? Got a long term condition? You're screwed.
     
    Why do the most prolific /. posters so often have the most odious opinions?

    1. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadian health care system is a mess. I pray I am never doing business in Canada when I get ill.

      And yet it is still better than the US's. 1/3 the percentage of GDP as well.

    2. Re:Government and Health Care by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The same Canada that just voted their Congress out of office?
      Congress was not voted out of office. The opposition got together and forced the government to resign (a vote of non-confidence). This is extremely democratic - moreso than in the US where you are essentially stuck with the guy for four years, unless you actually manage to impeach the guy for something criminal.
      The same Canada that almost killed a friend of mine whose plane was grounded on 9/11, got a stomach flu and almost died in a Canadian hospital while he waited THREE DAYS for a doctor to see him?
      If it was just a stomach flu why didn't he just go to a walk-in clinic? He would have been assessed (for free) and had a prescripion in under an hour. If it was more serious, he would have been referred to a hospital that would then have been notified that he would be arriving and be ready for him.
      The same Canada where people are on waiting lists for years for a basic MRI that I can drive down the street here in the States and get in a mere hours?
      Years? Give me a break. I do agree that the wait time is long, and a huge issue, but it is on the order of weeks not years. Also if it is high priority, then there is no wait time - the scan gets done immediately.
      The Canadian health care system is a mess. I pray I am never doing business in Canada when I get ill.
      Funny, most people I know pray they don't live in the US when they get ill, as a major illness effectively means bankruptcy.
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    3. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this and the professional sports teams and players still get paid more than doctors! They don't solve serious health problems, why the hell should they be paid more than the man/woman who helped fix the face of a woman so she can eat right again. All the money goes to the wrong place!!! Noooo!

    4. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean:

      I'd like the thank our friends to the North for hosting all those many planes on 9/11. It was our moment of need and you came through. Sure we have different options on health care but friends help out friends.

    5. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      "Funny, most people I know pray they don't live in the US when they get ill, as a major illness effectively means bankruptcy."

      Bullshit.

      There are dozens of ways out of such a situation, and in the cases of people who genuninely can't afford care, the hospitals usually write it off.

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    6. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the cases of people who genuninely can't afford care, the hospitals usually write it off

      Umm, you misspelled sell it to a collections agency for $.30 on the dollar, and the collections agency makes the patient's life hell.

    7. Re:Government and Health Care by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      I live in Canada and

      I am completely against 1 tier health system: imagine a world where only Microsoft was allowed to write software and to write software you had to work for Microsoft. Imagine a world where it was illegal to write Free software (I write Free software, GPLed and all.) A world without choices. Do you think that the benevolent dictator - Microsoft for example, would find the goodness in its heart to produce good software at reasonable prices? Does it even matter to you if they could, if you could not do what you like to do - write Free software (for example.)

      This is the world that I see in Canada for medical care: a world without choices. A world with a benevolent dictator - government, telling doctors who graduate, and doctors who have experience: you can only do what you like or want to do (be doctors,) if you work for us. If you try to work without our permission, if you try to help people who want help for these people's money (whether cash or private insurance,) you go to jail.

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      However it is not necessary to look at the example south of the border - they also don't have competition to the health care system that is in place. It is just an incorrect example to look at. Look at European countries, you have been to places. Look at Germany, Holland, Belgium for starters. They have 2 tier health systems that work.

      On the other hand it can be argued that software engineering is an essential service, we don't only move money around, people DIE if we do something wrong. I know, I worked already on types of code that is responsible for keeping things working right, and when those things break, more than 1 person can and will die. Are you going to argue that government should take over this type of software development too?

      You know that you can have private insurance for your pets, but not for people in Canada? Do you know how long it takes for your dog to wait for MRI scan? LESS than 1 day. I know, My girlfriend did MRI scan for her dog the same day she brought that do there. The same f.cking day. And the surgery for the dog (hip replacement) was done 2 days after that, and the only
      reason she had to wait was because the doctor had to come back from a vacation. People in Canada wait for hip replacements for at LEAST 2 YEARS. Do you get it at all? It is competition that sets the veterenary clinics apart from human hospitals in Canada. Vets do
      everything in a more efficient, faster, better way, because you can just go to any other vet and use your private insurance to do that.

    8. Re:Government and Health Care by schon · · Score: 1

      The same Canada that just voted their Congress out of office?

      No, that's the one in your imagination. We're talking about the one in the real world, which doesn't have the US

      The same Canada that almost killed a friend of mine whose plane was grounded on 9/11, got a stomach flu and almost died in a Canadian hospital while he waited THREE DAYS for a doctor to see him?

      Possibly - if your friend didn't go to a walk-in clinic (as was already suggested.)

      The same Canada where people are on waiting lists for years for a basic MRI

      No, that's the one from your imagination again.

    9. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Umm, you misspelled sell it to a collections agency for $.30 on the dollar, and the collections agency makes the patient's life hell."

      No I didn't dipshit, the hospitals aren't stupid enough to go after people with no money, but apparently you're stupid enough to think they do.

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    10. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada did not "vote their congress out of office." The prime minister dissolved it after a vote of no confidence, related to a scandal that has nothing to do with health care. That's an absurd non-sequitor; is that how you argue? You sound like a Republican.

      The Canadian health system provides better service to more people than the U.S. system. It was built specifically to ensure that everyone has access. Yes, there are cases where it doesn't work for individuals (and your friend is a foreigner, by the way).



      People wait days or months (not "years") for some services you can get down the street in a couple of hours. Proliferation of expensive services wastes money. Guess what? Providing health care to everyone requires prioritization, and waiting lists.

      Skyrocketing health care costs in the U.S. (which spends much more per person than any other country, and gets very little in return) are directly related to health industry gouging, not government regulation.

      You want to see the "free market" turned loose on the poor. It will ravage them.

      Free markets are good for setting prices, not for caring for people. It seems you don't care for other people either.

    11. Re:Government and Health Care by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      As others have said, you don't have it quite right. That you were moderated up seems to reflect a large number of your kind, which is not surprising. But you also seem to have created a fictional America as well!

      Canadians didn't vote anyone out of office, and they don't have a Congress in the first place. Canadian MPs challenged the government and successfully pressured them into holding an election. That doesn't mean that the Liberals won't be forming the government again or that anyone is being forced out of office. Paul Martin is the Prime Minister until he resigns, even after January's election results are available.

      The Canada of long lines and delays is very much exaggerated. I'm an American, but I live in Canada. Yes, it takes longer for simple procedures. But the reason for that is that everyone who needs those procedures are now getting them done instead of looking for money to pay for them. If you cut away half of the people needing health care, I bet the lines would be a helluva lot shorter. And they're not that long anyway--priority placement is available for more immediate health risks. You aren't kept in some hallway dying because the MRI machine has a lineup.

      More importantly, though, where is this United States where complex medical procedures were readily available? Basic check ups and simple procedures might be harder now, but you never got housecall organ transplants, and if you think that surgery was more affordable (and safe) before taxation and regulation, you might want to look deeper into real history. Yes, HMOs are wasteful and problematic and greedy. They're terrible. But insurance premiums didn't go up because of the government, and HMOs are just as guilty of mismanagement as the legislation that guides them.

      The Canadian system is far from perfect, but the American system is far from existing at all. Seriously.

    12. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother-in-law was in such a situation. He had appensitis, and it had to come out immediately. The $1200 surgery and whatever his stay cost was reduced to a mere two hundred or so. The hospital told him they would write off the rest. He then was having some serious problems with his left ankle, his MRI and most everything was free, he was charged some minimal fees. Of course, it didn't hurt that my Mother-in-law is a nurse and knew some people to get the MRI done free, but most everything else was reduced to practically nothing because they knew he didn't have any money. I should probably mention he's had this kind of luck all his life, people giving him stuff for free--probably something about being blond haired blued eyed and good looking (probably also why I don't get free stuff)

      Of course, your mileage may vary, and if you live in a big city, you're probably screwed. But in some small communities, people do work hard to get people taken care of. It seems a lot of poorer people don't go to the hospital out of fear. Me? I'd personally rather risk bankruptcy and be alive. (I have friends and family near by that will hide my stuff for me)

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    13. Re:Government and Health Care by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "go after"? A friend of mine severely sliced his hand, and required immediate surgery two years ago, and got an $800 bill that he couldn't, and didn't, pay. Sure, the hospital didn't send their thugs after him, but his credit rating is now trash, and the hospital will now refuse care on him, except in dire circumstances.

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    14. Re:Government and Health Care by 0xA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The population of Gander Newfoundland is about 10k people, on 9/11 there was about 10k people stranded there for a few days. Was that where your friend got stuck? Things were, naturally, a little messed up with trying to feed and shelter that many people. Sorry about that but do you really think some remote outpost in Alaska caould handle taking care of that many people much better? Next time feel free to have all those planes circle over the ocean until they run out of fuel. http://www.snopes.com/rumors/gander.htm

    15. Re:Government and Health Care by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Because people are willing to pay. That's how the market works.

    16. Re:Government and Health Care by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Here's my big problem with social health care: getting rid of personal responsibility and giving people an out for basic problems.

      My doctor friends see more people for non-problems that 20 years ago would be taken care of with soup and bed rest. One of my doctor friends wastes almost 30% of his day just seeing old people who come up with problems in order to be around others. I don't have his quote unfortunately, but it's true.

      When the government can steal from the masses to pay for your problems, you tend to not protect yourself against the problems. Have you seen how many fat bastards are out there? It is disgusting. Being fat is likely causing 50%+ of the problems we're seeing in medicine today! STOP EATING SO MANY SUGARS, people.

      I was fat for about 2 years. I went to the doctor at least every 3 months with various pains and problems. I cut my carbs and trans fats and I'm back to my high school weight and health. I go yearly for a check up that I pay CASH for. I am significantly healthier.

      Yet I look around me and see society getting fatter and unhealthier every day. If people had to pay for their own care and insurance rather than forcing hospitals and companies to subsidize it, I think we'd see people living healthier lives.

      No offense to any chunky geeks out there, but I have to tell you -- I was that way for a few years and for many of you, it is far easier to lose the weight that you'd believe.

    17. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada solved their health care problem very fairly and affordably, thanks.

      Canada's system works great as long as you can wait a year and a half for treatment.

    18. Re:Government and Health Care by SComps · · Score: 1

      Maybe you'd like to talk to my son who got sick and was out of work for several weeks. During that time, the company he worked for had a layoff (which included him as he would have been laid off anyhow) Now he's collecting a pittance on unemployment, trying to take care of his daughter as a single parent.

      The various hospitals, doctors and specialists' collection agencies have made his life a miserable hell to the point where he's unwilling to answer the telephone. These incredibly intense losers have even gone so far as to call me here at work to "try to convince him to make a payment" or suggest that I give him the use of a credit card to pay off the debt.

    19. Re:Government and Health Care by mr_matticus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm with you 100% on personal responsibility, but I think you'll have to agree that other major Western democracies with healthcare systems do not produce these results. Canadians are much slimmer than Americans, as are the people in all of the EU states. The United States is one of the only (or maybe THE only) Western democracy without funded healthcare programs for its citizens. 65% of Americans are overweight or obese now. There's not really a causal relationship there, though.

      Fat and wasteful are becoming almost objectives in and of themselves for the "average" American. I don't think a functioning health care system in the US would lead to fatter people. I do think that people would continue getting heavier and lazier, but not having to pay out of pocket isn't the cause. Being American is the cause, with the mentality that has come to be dominant in our country.

    20. Re:Government and Health Care by hey · · Score: 1

      > I am completely against 1 tier health system: imagine a world where
      > only Microsoft was allowed to write software and to write software you
      > had to work for Microsoft.

      Of course, you know nearly everyone on Slashdot hates Microsoft and that's why you picked them. But the monopoly in healthcare in Canada isn't like Microsoft its sometimes mismanaged and slow but not evil. Maybe more like IBM. If it was like Google (fast moving and innovative) it would be great.

      Also you forgot the "secret". Most Canadians live within 200 miles of the US border. If you have money you can go there for an MRI.

    21. Re:Government and Health Care by Kohath · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny, most people I know pray they don't live in the US when they get ill, as a major illness effectively means bankruptcy.

      That's incorrect. But I'll take bankruptcy over dying while on a waiting list.

    22. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, it must be nice living in your fantasy world. Because it has absolutely no comparison to reality in America.

    23. Re:Government and Health Care by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      A single tier health care system that is moving and innovative? My friend, you just found another way to define an oxymoron. A legally enforced single tier anything cannot be moving and innovating and efficient and effective in principle. A monopoly has no reason, no competition to do any of it. Oh, sure, it would be great, but it doesn't work. The only other countries except for Canada, where private health insurance is illegal are... drum rolls... Cuba and North Korea. I want my choices. Sure, I can south for an MRI scan. People I know do it. They go further, they go to Germany for surgeries (cheaper than the States and done instantly unlike in Canada, and they have the newest procedures and equipment in place unlike Canada.) But it is STUPID and WRONG to require your fucking tax payers to do that.

    24. Re:Government and Health Care by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 1

      The same Canada that just voted their Congress out of office?

      Its sad when someone think he has such good points about a subject and proceed to look like an ass at the first sentence he says.

      The same Canada that almost killed a friend of mine whose plane was grounded on 9/11, got a stomach flu and almost died in a Canadian hospital while he waited THREE DAYS for a doctor to see him?

      I find that very unlikely. Last winter I had a hiccup that lasted 3 days non-stop. Growing tired of it, I went to a walk-in clinic, and got examined within the hour. For a hiccup.

      I pray I am never doing business in Canada when I get ill.

      I pray you never do business in Canada. Period.

    25. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they are. My wife and I recently had a child - at the hospital where she works at.

      She was high risk, and had to see the doctor several more times than what was allowed in her plan - at the hospital where she works.

      Because of this, we have a bill of almost $3000 that needs to be paid off because the insurance, from the hospital where she works, did not cover her visits for high risk birth.

      We tried to contest the bill, but within a few months the hospital where she works at turned her into a collections agency. After calling the hospital where she works, she was able to work out a payment plan where they deduct $100 each paycheck to pay off what her employeer - NHS in Omaha - did not cover.

      I guess that the America that you are refering to isn't the one in the northern hemisphere?

    26. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because that's EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS.

      I'm talking real bills, not the pissant stuff you're trying to toss around.

      If you're forced into bankruptcy because of 800 bucks, then you have some serious explaining to do.

      Read my other reply to you, then try harder to use you brain.

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    27. Re:Government and Health Care by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      "Dying"! Wow, that sounds like a serious problem they have up there... that might go some length in explaining why Canadians, on average, do not live as long as Americans...

      ... oh, wait - the reverse is true. Hmm...

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    28. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was unemployed I became very sick, went to the ER, was admitted to the hospital, treated, released, and the hospital wrote off the expense of my care. I never had to pay anything, and they never sent any collections agencies after me. I had nothing and they charged me nothing. If you actually have money and don't meet their income requirements for this, then of course they'll make you pay. If you don't pay your debts then they make your life a living Hell (otherwise, what would be the disincentive for not paying creditors?) until you do. Credit turns mean a lot, and has since ancient times.

      Someone has to pay. Someone had to pay for my treatment. Someone has to pay for the treatment of your son. Given how in debt the U.S. is, providing medical entitlements is just paying off medical debt with a credit card.

    29. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 0, Troll

      "The various hospitals, doctors and specialists' collection agencies have made his life a miserable hell to the point where he's unwilling to answer the telephone."

      You're absolutely right, I would love to talk to your son.

      The first thing I would say is instead of ignoring your obligations because they inconvenience you, try working with the people you owe money to.

      And that's how it's done by the way. However, if you do it like your son did, then of course they'll hammer you. And you deserve it.

      If you don't work with them, they have no choice to play hardball, and they have no way of knowing how much money you have until you honestly tell them.

      And frankly, if you were a decent parent, you would have told him this a long time ago. The fact that you're portraying him as a victim may have something to do with his poor sense of responsibility. Is that the same thing you do every time he gets in trouble?

      PS, have you even considered the possibility there may be something to what I've said? What if you were able to help your son? Perhaps instead of railing against someone who tells you a truth you dislike, you could ask for more information and make both of your lives better.

      If you were a good parent that is.

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    30. Re:Government and Health Care by RichDice · · Score: 1
      The same Canada that just voted their Congress out of office?

      If it was merely the terminology that you got wrong here then it would be somewhat forgivable (i.e. calling 'parliament' 'congress', although in truth they aren't entirely isomorphic). But you're also completely off-base on the basic concepts.

      And even if you weren't so obviously and entirely wrong, what does this have to do with health care systems, which is what the rest of your posting is about? Governments get turfed from office in all kinds of countries for all kinds of reasons all the time. It's not always about health care, and it's not like the hospitals have closed while we're waiting for the new election.

      The same Canada that almost killed a friend of mine whose plane was grounded on 9/11, got a stomach flu and almost died in a Canadian hospital while he waited THREE DAYS for a doctor to see him?

      This so doesn't track with any experience I've ever had or anyone else I know has ever had. For some reason, I'm more inclined to think that you're trolling than to give you the benefit of the doubt.

      The same Canada where people are on waiting lists for years for a basic MRI that I can drive down the street here in the States and get in a mere hours?

      There are some waiting lists for some things. My wife waited 10 months for some elective, non-crucial foot surgery. (Bunyon stuff.)

      A few months ago my cousin, on the other hand, went into a hospital in a rural area on Saturday morning with a severe headache and blurred vision. That afternoon she was in a downtown Toronto hospital where she received 3 MRIs in quick succession. Her brain tumour removal surgery was done 4 days later. She's now just completing her first course of chemo and radiation therapy.

      A few years ago my father had a heart attack. His double-bypass was done 4 days later, and would have been done sooner if it wasn't for that they initially put him on some blood thinners that they had to let get out of his system. After 3 days he had exploratory surgery so that they could find out what was wrong. That was done in the morning -- he was offered to have the bypass done that afternoon. (He decided to wait until the next day for unrelated reasons.)

      There is more money in the US healthcare system. I think that per capita the US spends two times as much as Canada does, but it's not spent efficiently. (My wife recently did an inspection of a health complex in Atlanta, and she told me she was amazed at how much money was spent on the office space. All marble and art-work and indoor fountains.) Whatever waiting lists (and other issues) there are here could be completely dispelled if we went up to 2/3 the US level, IIRC.

      Cheers,
      Richard

    31. Re:Government and Health Care by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      Congress was not voted out of office. The opposition got together and forced the government to resign (a vote of non-confidence). This is extremely democratic - moreso than in the US where you are essentially stuck with the guy for four years, unless you actually manage to impeach the guy for something criminal.

      And we all know how well that worked out for the Galactic republic senate! Just make sure the people you're replacing them with aren't part of some evil cult...

    32. Re:Government and Health Care by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      Typical conversation with a libertarian over comparisons between healthcare systems in United States and Canada:

      Libertarian: I heard about some guy in Canada who had to wait like six months for [medical operation]...

      Other: Yeah but 45 million Americans who don't have any healtcare coverage.

      The discourse will repeat in this manner for a number of minutes. The Libertarian may grow belligerent and/or question your patriotism.

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    33. Re:Government and Health Care by SComps · · Score: 1

      you're assuming he hasn't actually spoke to them, and attempted to work with them. In most cases the hospital was easy to work with, however once it gets to a certain point the accountants pass it to collections, and then all hell breaks loose. You're very quick to judge without any information.

      The fact that my son is putting his daughter first in his life, and trying to get back on his feet makes me very proud of him. That he has those values speaks a fair bit for his parenting skills, and to a lesser degree my own.

      As far as my helping him, I'm barely making ends meet myself. I'd hope that what little financial assistance I can offer him to get by on his week to week expenses would be considered a good thing, but then again you didn't know that either.

      However, my parenting skills and my son's sense of values is not what I was responding to. The statement was made that most medical bills accrued by poor patients are written off. While they may be written off after some time, it's not before the organization ruins you financially and pushes you to the brink of bankruptsy or beyond.

    34. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I didn't dipshit

      yes you did, Fuckwad.

      the hospitals aren't stupid enough to go after people with no money

      Yes, that's why I said THEY SELL THE DEBT TO A COLLECTION AGENCY (maybe if I italicise it you might understand that a collections agency isn't a hospital.)

      apparently you're stupid enough to think they do.

      No, if you read my post you'd see that I don't think that at all.

      But apparently you're stupid enought to think that a collections agency and hospital are the same thing.

    35. Re:Government and Health Care by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      Dogg, you got flat schooled on the other post. If you'd listen to what I said, my point was that they "went after" him for as much as they could for a "pissant amount". Yes, $800 is not much at all. However, should a HOSPITAL--that is, an organization created to serve the health needs of the greater population--ruin someone's credit and disallow any future service to someone over what you admit to a drop in the bucket? I sure don't think so. Your original point was that hospitals never ever screw over poor people who can't afford huge medical bills, write it off, and everyone wins. I was telling an anecdote where that didn't happen, even though it was a small amount. Do you really think if he had an emergency appendectomy they wouldn't have ruined his credit much in the same way if he didn't pay? Can you seriously not remember back more than one post?

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    36. Re:Government and Health Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you even considered the possibility there may be something to what I've said?

      No, because he has firsthand proof that you're wrong. And he even showed it to you. Funny how you consider conjecture to be "truth", but when presented with facts, you ignore them.

      What if you were able to help your son?

      What if the sky was plaid?

      Perhaps instead of railing against someone who tells you a truth you dislike

      Well, if you were telling the *TRUTH*, then you wouldn't be railed against. And speaking of railing against someone who tells a truth you dislike...

      If you were a good parent that is.

      You would do well to follow your own advice.

      But you're just a fuckwit troll.

    37. Re:Government and Health Care by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone will mention this...

      Canada doesn't have a congress.

      We have a parliament.

      We didn't vote them out of office.

      It was a minority government, and the three opposition parties got together and introduced a non confident motion that the parliament voted on. So, they won, and now we have an election in January.

      The US doesn't work that way. But your ignorance of the Canadian system surely qualifies your statements about Canadian health care.

      If I want to go to a private clinic or hospital, I can. Universal health care provides baseline service for everyone. If you can afford otherwise, you can do otherwise.

      Its a bit different than the Private ambulance company driving past the closest hospital because your HMO isn't serviced there.

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    38. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      Did you expect to make me feel bad? All you've done is reinforce my point.

      Your son has responsibilities. Great raise the kid, do a GOOD job, and you have reason to be proud.

      But that doesn't change the fact that he owes money. You're not allowed to ignore those things.

      But whatever. You've decided, so good luck. Seriously. But I have a serious question to ask. Why haven't you dropped the a-bomb and threatened the creditors?

      Settle or get nothing. That's what you tell them, and from the sound of it your son is exactly what the bankruptcy process is for.

      It's not a character check. It doesn't mean you're a bad person. It just means you had money problems. If THOSE came from character problems, well then you'll have to fix that.

      And no business worth a shit will take nothing over something. It just doesn't work that way.

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    39. Re:Government and Health Care by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Check this out: -1 Overrated for an argument for 2 tier health care system in Canada. Sure, you can moderate /., but this is not the place where it matters, our bliberal government was given a non-confidence vote. I hope Conservatives get to power and allow Canadians a choice - a choice to legally buy private health care insurance.

    40. Re:Government and Health Care by BlueBlade · · Score: 1

      As a canadian, I feel I have to reply to this grossly misleading statement. It seems that most people in the USA think that the canadian health system is a train wreck with horrible waiting times and poor care quality.

      I'm going to describe my last encounter with our horrible socialist health system. Three weeks ago, my mother fell sick. She had horrible stomach cramps, they hurt so much that she wasn't able to walk when she had them, she actually compared the pain to giving birth.

      At 10AM, we arrive to the hospital. It takes 20 minutes to see a nurse, which gives her case a "high" priority, due to the pain severity. One hour later, she was with a doctor and was taking radios. They found her liver was almost blocked by rocks (sorry if it's not the correct english medical term, I'm translating from french). Then they gave her a bed in the emergency area, after supper they transferred her to a room.

      Day 2, 1 PM. They transferred her to the operation block. At 3 PM, she was having surgery. It lasted just over one hour.

      Day 3, Surgery went fine, though she had one more terrible cramp. They thought it was probably one of the freed rocks passing through, but they decided to do a MRI scan just to make sure.

      Day 4. They gave her a MRI scan, to make sure they had gotten rid of all the rocks. Later that evening, MRI results were negative, she went home.

      My point by telling you this is that, from my experience, and from the experience of people I know, this is very representative of the quality of health care you can expect here. If someone has a life-threatening condition, they most definitely do *not* wait for months to get surgery. It's a matter of days.

      However, service for rural areas is typically a bit slower than for heavily populated areas, but even then, the most I've heard for urgent surgery was 2-3 weeks. There are some operations that do indeed have very long wait times, those that are classified "quality of life" in importance. For example, one of my friends had serious back pains, caused by something with his spine. He had to wait 11 months before he could get surgery, which pretty much sucked, because his condition was very painful.

      Anyway, all this to say, our health system works pretty well. Yes, I heard some horror cases, especially in the great plains provinces (health care in Canada is managed by the province governments, not by the federal one), but here in Quebec, the care given to my family, friends and myself has always been top-notch.

      I have never, ever, heard of it taking 3 days to see a doctor, for any reason. If things are that bad anywhere in Canada, then someone has seriously dropped the ball. I can see a generalist within 2 hours, without notice, anytime I want.

      Here are some fun little facts about our horrible health care system:

      - Canadians spend less money on health care per capita than the USA. In spite of this, the World Health Organisation ranks the average quality of health care received in Canada above the US one.

      - For the last 8 years, Canada not only balanced its budget, it's been having a surplus (and some years it has been a considerable one). Yes, we are heavily taxed. However, we have an average quality of life above the US one, once again according to the WHO.

      Basically, we're both socialist and for fiscal responsibility. Bet you didn't expect that, eh? Anyway, my whole point is, here in Socialist Canada, thing aren't going nearly as badly as you seem to think. We're doing just fine, thank you. I'm sure there have been some bad mistakes made regarding healthcare, but those are the rare exceptions, not the rule.

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    41. Re:Government and Health Care by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      Score parent -1 naive.

      Debt is not accumulated. Debt is inherited. The federal debt to the Federal Reserve is a real debt. The priority to pay it off is low. The interest accumulating from that debt is rising. The debt is borne by the people through taxes. The Federal Government has sold the taxpaying majority into inescapable debt. This is managed through a pyramid scheme of wages and taxes. Up to a take home pay of $43k/year an individual is constantly seeking systems (clipping coupons, sale hunting, roommates, selling drugs, whatever) to help them keep up with the daily cost of living. Only above a take home pay of $43k/year is the daily cost of living sufficiently covered such that real investment potential is realized. Yes, a great majority of people live on incomes well below this level--and every single one of them is either astronomically frugal (not to be expected of anyone considering the wealth of this nation) or living paycheck to paycheck and constantly in danger of falling into debt. This is through no fault of their own. Again, considering the wealth of this nation, this situation is completely unacceptable.

      The bankruptcy system is not designed to help anyone. It's designed to legally lock people into a system which can continually track them.

      Combine the two and you have a taxpaying population of indentured servants. Go ahead and argue. You're wrong.

      It's possible that the person you're debating with has a ridiculously irresponsible son who ran up debts buying ice cream and donuts. That's always the default argument. Pointing out a few irresponsible people does not justify the system of exploitation.

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    42. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      YES ANARCHY NOW!!!

      Overthrow the government in the name of the proletariat!

      Blegh, whatever kook. Tell it to Che or somebody else who takes cranks like you seriously.

      I love you guys, you always make me laugh.

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    43. Re:Government and Health Care by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have an anecdote that may yellow that rosy picture of the Canadian medical system you are trying to paint.

      Someone I know was living in Canada when they injured their back. The injury was declared to be "not life threatening." Because of this the wait time for the MRI was quite long. More than four months (16 weeks in your time.) During the time between the MRI and the injury this woman was in extreme pain and unable to move from a laying position.

      She eventually found a way to get into a private MRI (at considerable cost). Once that was done her case proceeded quickly and with treatment she was back on her feet in less than 3 weeks.

      So, in Canada "extreme pain and immobility" is not "life threatening" and therefore not worthy of a MRI in what I would call a "reasonable" time. Reasonable in the US is something like 3 hours. We are talking almost 3 orders of magnitude different. That's all, just a thousand times longer, no biggie.

      Hey, I'm not saying that America is perfect, just that your picture of Canada has been discredited by Canadians that I know. It's kind of hard to take what you say as veritas when I have seen differnt first hand.

      And as for the bankrupcy, maybe you haven't been close to someone who has experienced bankrupcy from medical expenses, but it can be liberating for them. Having those medical bills off of your credit profile and out of your economic portfolio of obligations allows many people who survive severe illness to purchase new cars and homes within less than a year of the bankrupcy. Individual bankrupcy in the US is very different from what you probably think it is.

      "...pray they don't live in the US when they get ill"

      I live in Houston. I meet people all the time from all over the world. Many of them are here in Houston to visit (or stay at) the Houston Medical Center. The reason? They want to live and we just happen to have one of the world's best cancer treatment centers here, Md. Anderson. As for me, (and many others from all ove the world apparently) I would rather go where I can get the best medical service available, regardless of price, when I have a serious illness. If I live through it I will happily file bankrupcy. You can't spend all that money you saved on medical expenses from the grave, you know.

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    44. Re:Government and Health Care by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Funny

      You remind me of a fellow who was convinced that he was superior to everyone else due to hard work, dedication, and skill. His eyes were so tightly shut that, one day, when he reached around to pat himself on the back for his own superiority he ended up grabbing his pecker and masturbating until he shot himself in the eye. Can you believe it? He was so completely oblivious to the way things work that, when he thought he was congratulating himself, he was really just masturbating. I guess it worked for him, though, because he felt better for it and continued to walk around feeling superior to everyone else. He never noticed the big wad dripping from his face, though, because he was, as I've said, so completely oblivious to the entire world.

      Come back when you have something real to say.

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    45. Re:Government and Health Care by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      I just got to say, that was the funniest response I've read in this thread. I hope you get modded up. (Too bad there isn't a positive modifier for "Flamebait") Good job. :)

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    46. Re:Government and Health Care by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      Ok. I have a question to ask, and I'll seriously consider your answer.

      Is it "whackjob" or "wackjob"? Or should I just stick with kook?

      Nutjob maybe?

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    47. Re:Government and Health Care by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      I have a question for you. It will give you a chance to redeem yourself.

      Does the federal deficit exist? Note: This is not the trade deficit.

      1 point. Yes or no.

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    48. Re:Government and Health Care by Draknor · · Score: 1

      I think you really oversimplify things. (Disclaimer - I do IT for a hospital finance department)

      Hospitals (IMHO) are definitely willing to work with patients to pay their bills - set up payment plans, negiotiate some kind of discount, etc. But hospitals have bills to pay too. Insurance companies screw the hospitals by rejecting claims for outrageous reasons, or by continually changing the rules you have to use to file claims for payment. And as the price of insurance goes up, more & more uninsured people are skipping regular clinic visits (that would keep them healthier) and start coming to hospitals for emergency care (since the hospitals can't turn them away).

      So what's a hospital supposed to do? You go to the hospital for your broken leg, they fix it & send you a bill, and you offer them 10c on the dollar, "take it or leave it?" Hospitals are generous - but they need to get paid too. They'll give you a decent chance to pay your bill, and if you don't, they send you to the collection agency, who gets a cut of whatever they collect. Sure, the hospital may eventually write you off, but only when collections says they can't get any more money from you.

    49. Re:Government and Health Care by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      Canada's health care system is generally better than the US's, but 9/11 stretched a lot of some towns' resources. Dozens of jumbo jets had to land at little-used airstrips that were nowhere near a major city, so thousands of people had to spend several days in small villages that would normally have a population of a few hundred (sleeping on the floor in school gyms, airport hangers, etc.)

      By most accounts, the locals did a lot to make the stranded travelers feel welcome. But some of them were very remote, so a three-day wait to see a doctor isn't implausible, particularly with all aircraft grounded.

    50. Re:Government and Health Care by anethema · · Score: 1

      You should have finished your post with stupid ebonic phrases like 'dogg' and 'flat schooled' instead of began it with them.

      Where as you may have had an argument before, I doubt anyone will take you seriously now. Maybe you should revise your hip vocab not to copy something associated with the extremely uneducated.

      I think bash.org said it right here:

      <Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

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    51. Re:Government and Health Care by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      ...and that's why health care should be a function of the state, paid for by taxes, "free" for everyone.

      But of course in the US that would be called socialism and therefore bad.

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    52. Re:Government and Health Care by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      By most accounts, the locals did a lot to make the stranded travelers feel welcome. But some of them were very remote, so a three-day wait to see a doctor isn't implausible, particularly with all aircraft grounded.

      For those who don't know the story, here is a link that you may find inspiring: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/deltaflight 15.htm

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    53. Re:Government and Health Care by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should revise your hip vocab not to copy something associated with the extremely uneducated.

      Thanks for simultaneously pigeon-holing not only myself, but an entire culture, Mr. Ethnocentric Douchebag! Quite to the contrary of your belief, you've actually only depreciated the value of your own insipid opinion.

      I, too, believe that bash.org said it best:
        i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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    54. Re:Government and Health Care by anethema · · Score: 1

      I don't think it makes me a racist to consider people who purposely learn how to not speak English properly. I guess I just hit a nerve.

      My roommate is black (with his white wife) and I have black co-workers and get along amazingly well with all of them, just like anyone else. Skin colour has nothing to do with how superior a person is, but purposefully dumbing yourself down really doesn't speak to me that an intelligent person is behind the message.

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  42. I can't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are over 100 comments here, but not a single one mentioning pictures.

    Am I seriously the only one who wants to see before and after pics?

  43. I don't like my current face by withears · · Score: 0

    You can have it. Can't get chicks with it.

  44. Issues? by mustafap · · Score: 1

    "and the psychological impact to the patient of looking different has held teams back."

    I would have thought that the patient would have had to confront that problem already.

    I dont see this being any different to major organ transplant, just the media having else to report.

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  45. Re:DIGG had this before Slashdot - AGAIN! by Vorondil28 · · Score: 1

    I think you're right the /. motto be changed, but may I suggest, "Slashdot.org: Stories like Digg, Discussions that don't suck."?

    If you want up-to-the-nanosecond news, /. isn't the place to be. But if you want spirited, intelligent discussion of news, /. is awesome. Given, /. has it's share of trolls and bigots, but no matter how much some people hate on it, the moderation system does take care of them -- much like it's taking care of you now.

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  46. Re:Ethical concerns? OT by dada21 · · Score: 1

    Add [/.] to your user name for the Slashdot Clan, haha.

  47. What ever happened to the rumored Saddam Clones? by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    Before we invaded Iraq, I used to hear rumors (on Fox News most likely) that Saddam had people who had reconstructive surgery in order to pose as him.

    I don't hear any of that non-sense now. Did we actually catch Saddam, or one of his Clones?

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  48. Exactly. by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    I don't understand where this "will I look like the donor?" comes from. It's just a bunch of skin, maybe a bit of musculature? Even if you have the wrinkles (from the musculature) that the donor has, it will be on your own - completely different - skull. I don't see how you'd look anything like the donor. Nor would you look exactly like you did before - but you'd probably look better than being featureless and/or heavily scarred.

  49. ATTN EDITORS article has misleading information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The medical team, led by Jean-Michel Dubernard, transplanted live tissue to a 36-year old woman whose face had been destroyed by a dog.

    She only thought it was a dog that destroyed her face. In reality, it was Chuck Norris who destroyed her face.

  50. Q. Why should you never play hockey with a leper? by jpetts · · Score: 1

    A. They always win the face-off!

    (I did try to put "(ice-)" before "hockey" in the title, but the damn' character limit got me...)

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  51. Re:DIGG had this before Slashdot - AGAIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Intelligent discussion? You haven't been around here much, have you? "Intelligence" and "People who act half their age to pretend they know twice as much as they do" are very different things.

  52. Re:Q. Why should you never play hockey with a lepe by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

    No problem - if it ain't on ice, it ain't hockey.

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  53. Save Face... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    I guess the French have found a new way to save face.

    I'm so ashamed, mod me down.

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    1. Re:Save Face... by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're mocking the French, there's no reason to be ashamed.

  54. I sure hope they don't patent it . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All your face are belong to us!"

  55. 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gives a new meaning to a faceplant.

  56. Saving Face by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

    This totally changes the meaning of the Chinese/Japanese "saving face" concept. I can understand replacing a face that's been eaten by a dog, but it's only a matter of time before the wealthy are buying people's faces. I can see it now: "oh, honey. that young girl is so pretty. I must have her face, buy it for me won't you?"

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  57. Re:DIGG had this before Slashdot - AGAIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hardly think this sort of story needs to be broadcast up to the nanosecond. In fact, despite WW3 breaking out, a killer asteroid approaching or the next wave of killer flu pandemic, I think there isn't much news that warrants your purported speed of delivery. And then still, it won't be digg with the first story on those sorts of things. It will be a massive news organization like Reuters.

    So, stop being the tragic person who needs to be different to seek attention. Just read both sites and be done with it.

    If you're setting there hitting refresh on digg every 5 seconds, why aren't you doing any work! I'd fire you immediately if you were my employee - actually, you may be... time to do the rounds.

  58. Rejected Tissue... by Fayth · · Score: 1

    So if she stops taking the drugs, will her body eat her new face? That's just nasty. :\

  59. Psychological impact? by idommp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I grew up with one-quarter of my face missing in action. When I was two, doctors removed the upper left quadrant of my face including the eyelids and the skin down to the bottom of my nose. Twenty operations and fifteen years later I finally got working (but not very pretty) eyelids again. The person undergoing the face transplant has already suffered the psychological impact of loosing their original face and the impact of being treated like some kind of monster. The trauma of getting a different face can't possibly be any worse.

    1. Re:Psychological impact? by run2stone · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing, take care...

    2. Re:Psychological impact? by Ullric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say otherwise. Reason is that, in the case of a person who has lost his face to an accident, since childhood they have developed an identity of what they look like. They have lost something in the accident, yet in their memories they were something they remember. In your case, what your face looks like now is what you have accepted as your identity. They on the other hand, remember themselves as something different than what they look like after the operation, thereby the change of face would make them feel that they have lost some of their identity. This, I feel is applicable to most people. There will always be exceptions though.

    3. Re:Psychological impact? by RITMaloney · · Score: 1

      You can't possibly know what goes on in the mind of another. But if words and actions are any indication then people like the woman in France ane even idommp (who has lived with disfirguration for an entire life) might be more comfortable with their self-identiy when they no longer have to suffer the psychological impact of "being treated like some kind of monster."

    4. Re:Psychological impact? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The person undergoing the face transplant has already suffered the psychological impact of loosing their original face and the impact of being treated like some kind of monster.

      That really depends on the circumstances. I imagine that a lot of these operations would be performed immediately or very soon after the injuries were sustained (eg burns victims, etc). They may well still be adjusting to the idea of being disfigured, and - if the operation was performed soon enough - may not have had any contact with anyone other than medical staff, friends and family.

    5. Re:Psychological impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a little shit on your nose there, need a tissue?

  60. RE: Ethical concerns, Billy Idol was right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eyes without a face!

  61. Rejection.. by scheming+daemons · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm used to having my face rejected by others...

    How bad would it suck to reject your own face?

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    don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

  62. What country? by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    The same Canada that just voted their Congress out of office?
    That's right. President Martin and his cronies in the Canadian House of Representatives in Ottawa, D.C., are back on the election trail. As soon as he wins the primaries, of course.

    Something like that.

  63. No Parsing Zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're parsing wrong. It's the operation that lasted at least five hours.

  64. Chris Rock by porkThreeWays · · Score: 1

    Nobody wants to be an organ donor. It just seems like the right thing to say. Organ donors are for people with no faith at all. What if they figure out a way to bring you back fromt he dead? And now I don't got no eyes. Ain't this a bitch! Back from the dead and I can't see shit.

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  65. Whoa, whoa, whoa by Marc2k · · Score: 3, Informative

    What about maintenance? Supposing a poor person could afford a procedure, how on earth would they pay for prescriptions? Prices have skyrocketed in the past few decades, meanwhile, Merck spends over 60% of their budget on Marketing, mostly in telling the middle and upper classes what designer drugs they should ask their doctor about, as well as random kickbacks for doctors to prescribe their brand exclusively.

    What about malpractice insurance? This is probably the #1 cause of inflated health care prices, our overly-litigious society is effectively killing services, private and governmental, while trial lawyers are cleaning up.

    It's not all the government's fault, Captain Industry.

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    1. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about maintenance?

      I think you CAN blame an overreaching Congress, here. The insurance companies are, of course, pushing Congress to mandate buying insurance. Any mandate causes the price to go up. Yet many laws on the books that criminalize cocaine, heroine/opiates, and even marijuana cause the prices of drugs to go up as well (legal ones).

      Here is a decent article regarding the health care problem and how over-regulation and over-mandation (is that a word, editors?) is causing the nightmare.

      My doctor is 80. He remembers the day that he could prescribe drugs for $5 and he could make housecalls for $5 (free to his poorest patients). He admits it is government that has destroyed his love for helping the sick. He is no anarchist, like me.

      Socialized health care is the rot of the world, second only to the legal profession that has created the mess of laws we live under today.

    2. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      I'll actually agree with most of that, but I seriously felt sick when I heard that figure about Merck's marketing expenditure, and I can't help but feel that if either the money was diverted primarily toward research, or they started charging half the price and cut their marketing department (which, we both know that while jobs are jobs, marketing contracts are heavily inflated, and cutting X dollars in marketing jobs is a lot different than cutting X dollars in manufacturing jobs), the world would be that much better.

      Also, my only problem with anarchism is coincidentally my only problem with socialism: it just doesn't work on a large scale. If you take out the government, but existing channels of supply (e.g. trains, cars, planes, ships) and communications exist, corporations will take their immediate place, and eventually become as bad or worse for the populace. The only way I can actually see that working is to move civilization back to city-states with limited trade, and I can't see that happening before the zombie apocalypse.

      You seem like a reasonable dude after all, sorry about the Captain Industry jab.

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    3. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meanwhile, Merck spends over 60% of their budget on Marketing Besides the fact that you Put It In Bold, what is your evidence? Oh, yeah, it's true because it fits your bias.

    4. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by dada21 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks. In offense of myself, I hae to admit that I am unreasonable. My views of anarchocapitalism are hard to understand, but I have spent years testing them.

      I _would_ abe willing to try a government of anyone if we were guaranteed a few things:

      1. A 100% gold-backed currency. Wars are fought and corporations are built on counterfeit money.

      2. No politician serving more than 15,000 citizens. I think I'd rather have one representative who knows me rather than 35 who don't.

      3. No law can pass without 73% of the vote.

      4. No law can be more than 150 words.

      5. All laws must sunset after 4 years.

    5. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Nah, that wouldn't work.
      Gold-backed currency is not necessary and could actually destabilize a system: say a new huge mine is found, or a supposedly huge one is found out to be almost empty... I do use E-Gold etc. but "gold-backed = GOOD" is more of a myth than reality.
      Politicians serving... besides being an oxymoron, why would you want representatives? And ones that know you instead of ones that don't? Where's the difference?
      Laws passing if a real majority is reached... since when does majority matter? We all know that most people are stupid, and the last some hundred years have proved that the majority simply is not able to make good decisions.
      Short laws and short validity... these ones are just too easy to get around. You make many small, auto-renewable ones!
      The thing is that all your ideas are like patches. They might make the product a bit better for some time, but what is needed is a rewrite.

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    6. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Socialized health care is the rot of the world

      I would argue it's capitalistic health care.

      My insurance hasn't turned to shit over the last two years because of socialism. It's because the "not for profit" insurance companies have decided they need hundreds of millions of dollars in profit every year, and have found any number of ways to achieve it, including:

      - Raising co-payment fees
      - Covering fewer prescription drugs
      - Limiting prescription drug coverage to a certain number of doses per month
      - Adding asinine requirements to prescription coverage, e.g. if my doctor prescribes me certain drugs, they have to fax in a form to prove they really want me to take it... you know, the same thing the prescription slip says.
      - Limiting payments to specialists

      The last one is the worst. Because insurance companies limit their payments, specialists seem to be raising their fees so that they end up making what they should from insured patients. If you're not insured, you pay the ludicrous full fee. In addition, because the specialist fee goes up, the co-payment amount does too if (like me) you're responsible for a percentage of it.

      Hospitals and drug companies have jacked prices up into the stratosphere, also because they are capitalists trying to make as much money as possible. I went in to have my tonsils out a year ago, and some of the highlights of the bill were:

      - Hundreds of dollars for the per-minute "recovery room" fee. Did I ask to be anaesthetised enough that I'd sleep in there for an extra hour?
      - Five hundred dollars for a probe that was a piece of plastic with a tiny steel rod embedded in one end.
      - Three hundred dollars for the disposable bits that attached me to the oxygen sensor.
      - Hundreds more dollars for the generic painkillers. Morphine costs pennies to make, and so does everything else they used.

      In the end, even though I have insurance, I ended up paying about $200 EACH to the hospital, anaesthesiologist, and surgeon. And I *still* had to buy the pre- and post-op medication at my local pharmacy.

      I fail to see how anyone would think it would be better in a free market. Where is the incentive to lower prices, instead of (like now) conspiring to jack them up?

      Canada's health system has its problems, but it's better than ours. At least up there little girls who have tumors on their face the size of a grapefruit don't get denied care because they can't afford it.

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    7. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate a human's ability to find loopholes given enough time. Anarchocapitalism resulting in feudalism probably. A lot of systems work very well in the beginning and then bog down into inefficiency and stagnation.

      1. A 100% gold-backed currency. Wars are fought and corporations are built on counterfeit money.

      And wars were fought over gold as well in the past, much easier to fight for gold than paper currency.

      2. No politician serving more than 15,000 citizens. I think I'd rather have one representative who knows me rather than 35 who don't.

      So no federal government or organizations of local governments of any sort then?

      4. No law can be more than 150 words.

      5. All laws must sunset after 4 years.


      Won't work imho. 4 will result in many short laws instead of one big one or simply more loopholes that can be abused. 5 will result in automatic lists that are voted on every 4 years. Not to mention the best filibusters ever known, valid laws suddenly going off the books because a group of politicians wanted to make a point.

      The effort required to review laws every 4 years would grind a country into stagnation. The country may last longer I will admit assuming it doesn't collapse because another country didn't have so much bureaucracy. Oh and there would be a lot of bureaucracy, constantly increasing to deal with the increasing number of laws.

    8. Re:Whoa, whoa, whoa by _randy_64 · · Score: 1

      Merck spends over 60% of their budget on Marketing, mostly in telling the middle and upper classes what designer drugs they should ask their doctor about, as well as random kickbacks for doctors to prescribe their brand exclusively.

      Damn straight they do! Do you think all those hot little cheerleaders come cheap?!

      randy

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  66. Obviously, the solution that everyone can agree on by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    "Help control the pet population... have your pets spayed and neutered!"

  67. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong, you would still have to pay to go to a walk-in clinic. I'm Canadian and I was in a different province and got sick and had to go to emergency and was charged $300 for 1 day's stay in emergency. This was all worked out eventually between the provinces, but I was originally billed for it, and it was a hassle.

    But the original poster is lying because the story doesn't jive. Stomach flu wouldn't kill you, and nurses are more than able to hook people up to an IV which is the only treatment that you can do to someone with the stomach flu, to replace lost fluids. It's a virus, not a bacteria, so the only thing you can do is wait it out. You don't need a doctor to evaluate you to get put on an IV.

    MRIs are on the order of months. I have a friend in Montreal whose MRI for a gallbladder problem was postponed for 3 months recently. People's cancer treatment were postponed for 6 weeks in Toronto. Even the high priority queue is backed up and its a serious problem, but you don't have anywhere to go. At least in the US you can spend money to save your life, if you have the money.

    Overall, Canada's health care system is okay but its not a Godsend. I am living in California now with Kaiser HMO and it is roughly twice as good as Canada's health care system. I truly feel sorry for people without medical insurance because they will go bankrupt if they get sick though.

    1. Re:Wrong by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Overall, Canada's health care system is okay but its not a Godsend. I am living in California now with Kaiser HMO and it is roughly twice as good as Canada's health care system. I truly feel sorry for people without medical insurance because they will go bankrupt if they get sick though.

      From what I've heard from Canadian's down here, the health care system in Canada has really started to tear itself apart over the last decade, apparently it was pretty dmaned good before that. Sadly, it's a mirror image of what's happening here in the US. We, as employees, are having to pay a larger and larger share of our health bills. It nothing close to horrendous yet, a bit over $2000 a year factoring in co-pays for 2 people in my case.There are still wait times, but they're really very minor, a week or 2 tops for an MRI. As a hockey player I've had several, and a few surgeries to top it off, but never a bill over a few hundred bucks total in all that time. Now, if I was unemployed, life would be a far cry less funny, healthcare wise, that if I were unemployed in Canada.

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    2. Re:Wrong by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      This is sort of off-topic, but a full day's stay in emergency care in the US would be a lot more than $300. Even with insurance, you'd probably still have to pay a hefty deductible, that may be as high or higher than that $300, depending on your plan; if you're in an HMO, and that's not your hospital, forget it.

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    3. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was 12 years ago, so I'm sure the price has gone up dramatically.

    4. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an interesting ER story.. Had an allergic reaction to something at 2 AM one night.. Went to the ER since the doc and urgent care are closed at that point.. It resolved in about an hour and a half, so nothing major..

      End result: I paid $15 for the ER visit. My co-pay to see the regular doc is $25.

      With crap like this, I'd be surprised if a lot of the extra healthcare cost nowadays wasn't from people realizing that it was cheaper on their end to go to the ER for routine medical stuff and the insurance companies paying more for that than the primary doctor would charge.

    5. Re:Wrong by Straif · · Score: 1

      You generally shouldn't have to pay when going into an out of province clinic, unless Quebec is involved. The province's health plans, with the exception of Quebec, have a standing arangement under which they agree to pay the service fees as dictated by the province in which you receive treatment, even if the fee in that province is higher than the one from you native province. Essentially, if a routine visit costs $50 in Ontario and $75 in Newfoundland, and you are in NF on vacation and have to run in to the doctor, OHIP (the Ontarion health care plan) will pay the NF doctor $75 and not their usual $50. Quebec only pays what their fee happens to be for the procedure and as that is generally pretty stingy, most non-Quebec doctors will require upfront payment to ensure they get their full amount.

      That being said, the clinic/hospital may charge you if they have had problems with payments in the past from your particular provincial medical plan but it should not be the norm. AFAIK, I don't believe there is anything in place to legally dictate their procedures one way or the other.

      And I agree, the grandparents story doesn't sit well with me either. I've only had to go to the doctor 3 times in the last 8 years (at least twice because I was feeling terrible and also bored at work but that third time, well I can just say that benign positional vertigo is a lot more interesting than it sounds) and the longest I had to wait was about 45 minutes. Of course, unless I'm in need of actual surgery I tend to think of going to a clinic first and not the full fledged hospital.

      As for the queue for MRIs and the such for serious medical problems, it is definately a mess. I know of a friend of a friend (I only met her once in passing) who was diagnosed with terminal cancer a year and a half ago and the earliest she could get in for the necessary tests to pinpoint the tumors for more accurate treatment was a month after the date the doctor told her she would be dead by. She was given 4-5 months to live and the earliest opening on the critical list was 6 months away. The doctor was actually telling her to buy Christmas gifts for her kids in July and the earliest she could get tested was in January. In the end the additional tests probably wouldn't have helped a whole lot, but the entire situation was a terrible indictment on how our system is failing.

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    6. Re:Wrong by blincoln · · Score: 1

      This was 12 years ago, so I'm sure the price has gone up dramatically.

      I had to take an uninsured friend to the ER a few times over the summer. It cost over a thousand dollars just to get a quick once-over. Oddly enough, staying overnight "only" added about five hundred dollars.

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    7. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The reason it's tearing itself apart is because the government for the past 13 years has used medicare ONLY as an issue to attack their opponents. They are not interested in solutions, because ALL solutions to the problem (other than throwing money at the problem, which is what has been done thus far - to no effect) would involve shifting towards somewhat privatized health care (they literally are not, at least in Saskatchewan, interested in so much as contracting out the housekeeping services because they have too much to lose by admitting that privatization of services is not *in and of itself* a bad thing, as long as the goal is still universal and GOOD, or at least acceptable, coverage).

      They go on and on about the "fairness" of people jumping the queue, without regard to the fact that the people with the money to do so are already going out of country to get those services, and that Canadian doctors and nurses are leaving the country for jobs elsewhere. They don't realize that having a parallel private system is NOT a zero sum game, because at least some of those doctors and nurses would be attracted by the hospitals, and the money that used to be spent on out of country hospitals could remain in Canada's economy.

  68. Different Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem is looking normal but different. While difficult, humans are built to deal with trauma. Having a horribly disfigured face may very well be easier for the psyche to deal with than having a face that is similar but not quite the one you're used to. Just look at those who've taken facial plastic surgery too far. Nobody would call MJ or that Barbie chick normal, but I'd bet it was some sort of psychosis which led them to make such extreme modifications which in turn spurred on their psychosis. Even "normal" facial modifications, including facial piercings, should require in depth psychological counselling. But most plastic surgeons only make a show of trying to disuade their clients.

  69. Service industry by tepples · · Score: 1

    Existing technologies are sufficient to reconstruct the face without the need for immunosuppressants for the rest of the recipient's life.

    Skin grafts are sufficient to construct a working face, but they're not sufficient to construct a face that will be presentable to a patient's employer's customers. Many customers would be turned off looking at some of the people I saw in a Discovery Health special about face transplantation.

  70. I want to look like Ghost Rider by Urusai · · Score: 1

    A skull face would be kewel!

  71. Bill Gates if funding it. by Sir_Cockalot · · Score: 1

    First cloning and now face transplants... His plan is coming to fruition.

  72. This thread is worthless without pics! by wramsdel · · Score: 1

    Oops...sorry, wrong website.

  73. Polo by tepples · · Score: 1

    if it ain't on ice, it ain't hockey.

    Given the popularity of field hockey in many countries outside the frigid zone, your statement is horse hockey. Let me guess: you're either Canadian or Canadien.

    1. Re:Polo by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

      Here are the rules:

      If it ain't on ice, it ain't hockey.
      If it ain't maple, it ain't syrup.
      If it ain't Canadian, it ain't bacon.

      "Field hockey" should rightly be called "running around in the grass wearing plaid skirts." It is NOT hockey.

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  74. face transplant ideas ;D by kerpal2005 · · Score: 1

    Now I can really be a woman when I get my sex change done :D

  75. Not at all true. by Marc2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did you know that in the US in 2006, more children will grow up in homes that have declared bankruptcy than will grow up with divorced parents?

    Did you also know that as of 2004, over 50% of all bankruptcies in the US are directly related to a major medical illness somewhere in the family?

    50% Medical Bankruptcy article (2005)
    Article stating number of bankruptcies in 1999 (~ 500,000 families)
    Article stating number of bankruptcies in 2001 (~ 1.5 million families)

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    1. Re:Not at all true. by flyinwhitey · · Score: 0, Troll

      What does any of that have to do with MY post?

      READ IT AGAIN

      "people who genuninely can't afford care, the hospitals usually write it off"

      When you have some statistics that actually apply to what I said, you can reply.

      More importantly, stop acting like bankruptcy is AIDS or something, you're being fucking ridiculous.

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    2. Re:Not at all true. by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      What does any of that have to do with MY post?
      Hmm. A guys says "major illness effectively means bankruptcy", you say "bullshit", then he posts facts that point out directly that it's not bullshit, that millions of Americans have gone into bankruptcy in just the past few years because of medical bills, and you have the gall to say that?

      As for the rest, I love the attitude. "Hey, they just write it off, no big deal, everybody wins, right?".

      And let me guess, you've never had to file for bankruptcy? Because it's most certainly not the walk in the park you make it out to be. Your live is living hell for *years*.

    3. Re:Not at all true. by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1, Troll

      "Hmm. A guys says "major illness effectively means bankruptcy", you say "bullshit", then he posts facts that point out directly that it's not bullshit, that millions of Americans have gone into bankruptcy in just the past few years because of medical bills, and you have the gall to say that?"

      Of course, because I'm right. Instead of being a twit and assuming things you don't know, listen for a second ( you won't but I'll pretend anyway).

      ME: I have no money
      EVIL CORPORATE HOSPITAL: PAY US OUR MONEY!!!
      ME: I REALLY have no money, and if you don't settle with me and take a little, you'll get nothing when I file bankruptcy.

      Likely answer #1
      EVIL CORPORATE HOSPITAL: NO WE MUST HAVE OUR MONEY!!! ALL OF IT!!! EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT AND WE'LL GET NOTHING.

      or

      Likely answer #2
      EVIL CORPORATE HOSPITAL: Fine. Let's take a look at your financial situation and come to some agreement.

      "As for the rest, I love the attitude. "Hey, they just write it off, no big deal, everybody wins, right?".

      And let me guess, you've never had to file for bankruptcy? Because it's most certainly not the walk in the park you make it out to be. Your live is living hell for *years*.
      I'll be interested to hear your response to my little play."

      Funny you should mention that, because I wasn't planning on sharing but now I will.

      My mother went into the hospital around fall of 90, with some stomach pains. While in the waiting room her gall bladder burst. I have no idea if you understand how serious that is, but it's no appendix. Serious life and death shit. I got a phone call to come down and see her, fast. You know why they make calls like that.

      Now, if that wasn't bad enough, she had just gotten divorced from my day. She was self-employed, and hadn't gottten insurance yet. I'll wait and let that sink in. Oh, and the reason for the divorce? Money of course. Her business failed a few years before, and thigns went to shit. They had to... wait for it...

      file bankruptcy.

      So no, I've never filed for bankruptcy. I just watched my mom go through it while I was taking care of her, after getting divorced and having no income for 3 months while recovering.

      She didn't seem like she was in hell, and if she were still around I'm sure she'd tell you you're a pussy for even suggesting it.

      Yes, she sure would.

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    4. Re:Not at all true. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Sure. But it's not the "healthcare system"s fault. It's the legal system's fault. You know. Those guys who sue so often that the insurance on everything gets jacked sky-high, propogating down to the customer? You know. They beurocratic types who created the "system" that separates cost from the consumer. Why don't you call up your local hospital and ask for a price list? Try to pull it up online. Can't get it? Hmmmm... why is that? I'd like to see a breakdown on how much of what gets payed out by the buyer's clubs (a company that processes payments for doctor's visits is not an insurance company, it's a buyers club, but I digress). Anyway, I'd like to know how much of these "healthcare" costs are really legal costs. Quite a bit I wager. Don't worry though. The same lawyers who created this system have a solution for the problems they created. I think it involves more laws or something.

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    5. Re:Not at all true. by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Don't worry though. The same lawyers who created this system have a solution for the problems they created. I think it involves more laws or something.
      Actually, I don't know many lawyers who like the medical tort liability "reform" if they are involved in health care litigation on either side. I live in Texas, and in health care litigation, Texas is famous for two things. First, for being the "Wild West" of litigation back in the day (everybody was suing everybody). Second, for being a pioneering state of "health care tort reform." That's code word for "protect the medical liability insurance companies." Since Texas passed HB4 in 2003, health care costs have NOT gone down in the state. It is not easier to see a doctor or practice medicine. The only ones who have benefitted have been the insurance companies.

      How severe is this reform? Let's say you go in for a major surgery, and let's say the lead physician comes in hopped up on cocaine, and slices your spinal cord and leaves you paralyzed for life. Let's also say that the hospital that contracted with him knew that he was a cocaine user but didn't do anything about it. And let's say you're the sole bread-winner for your family, you're 30, and you're making about $75,000 per year. You're rightly outraged and want to sue this doctor and hospital into oblivion, but you live in Texas. What is the absolute most you and your family can recover from these quacks? $500,000 adjusted for inflation from 1978 (about $1.5M today). The only thing you can recover above and beyond that is continuing medical expenses. That may sound like a lot, but remember that probably at least half of that will go to pay your lawyer and the litigation expenses, which leaves you with a grand total of maybe 10 years' pay at your current salary to compensate you for a disability that will linger for the rest of your life. So blame the greedy lawyer for taking so much, right? Except the lawyer works on contingency, which means that this lawsuit has to pay for itself and all the ones that end up not paying at all -- take that system away and poor people have no access to the legal system. Also, the doctor can demand that certain portions of the judgment be apportioned over time, and if he gets lucky and you die, his obligation to pay dies with you. Even better, there is a strong motivation for the doctor to kill you instead of maim you, since if he kills you, he can't get stuck with recurring medical expenses.

      This medical liability reform is so egregious that we had amended the Texas Constitution to allow it. Why? Because the Texas Constitution has an "open courts" provision that can be used to overrule a law that unfairly denies people recovery of legitimate claims. The insurance lobbyists who wrote this law knew it was unfair and unconstitutional, so they scared Texans into passing an amendment that specifically exempts this kind of quackery from the "open courts" provision (the line was, "Pass this amendment, or grandma won't be able to buy medicine anymore"). Ironically, old people are actually hurt by this because they won't even be able to get up to the $1.5M. They'll get between $250k and $500k in 2005 dollars because they won't have lost wages to recover.

      The amazing thing was, even in the old Wild West days, about 6% of doctors accounted for about 50% of all health care liability judgments paid out (one doctor in Houston was called "The Butcher" in legal circles). Yet for a period of over 5 years, not a single doctor had his license to practice medicine revoked in the state. Were there opportunists and frivolous lawsuits and unethical plaintiffs and lawyers? You betcha. But let's not lay all the blame on the lawyers. The medical profession was unwilling to police itself, but a lot of legitimate claims for people who are truly injured are now effectively barred because insurance companies convinced us to blame the lawyers.

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    6. Re:Not at all true. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I think your argument actually works in favor of my point. The lawyers made a new law that involved ammending the Texas constitution in order to solve the problem that they created, and of course they just made it worse. Of course as you can tell from my previous post, I'm not exactly in love with the insurance companies either.

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  76. neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and suddenly identity theft becomes more and more apealing... i can steal your id your credit AND your face.

  77. The down side is scary by Belseth · · Score: 1

    The talk was of a high failure rate. What happens if there is tissue rejection or there isn't sufficent blood flow? We are talking significant tissue loss and potentially leaving the patient in far worse shape than they were before, likely dead. They may be trading scar tissue for something closer to that shot in Face Off showing exposed muscle. How long can you survive like that? How many people would have face lifts if the survival rate was 50/50? Is it right to do cosmetic sugery that has a high failure rate and the potential for such tragic results? Remember the doctors oath about do no harm? For a purely cosmetic proceedure the risk is still far too high and would seem to go against the fundimental tenants of being a physician.

    1. Re:The down side is scary by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the doctor's oath holds no merit anymore.. All that seems to matter is if your patient has money ._.

  78. Old news..... by xhi · · Score: 1

    This is old news.. I saw a documentary on this the other week on FX. They called it somthing like Nip and Tucker or Tip and Nucker... NipTuck.. maybe that was it..

  79. I awake form my coma to realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That my face is GONE! Ahhhhh. If a woman took my face she would then be a very ugly woman, with a beard.

      Stem cell or cloning comment here. Why can't I have my body grown again, just scramble the brain. He would be just like me minus the self awareness. Most people couldn't tell the differene though and I might be harvested instead of my clone.

  80. niptuck by jrf83317 · · Score: 0

    they tried this on niptuck about 2 weeks ago and it didn't work ;-)

  81. Thanks for totally missing my point. by Vorondil28 · · Score: 1

    I hardly think this sort of story needs to be broadcast up to the nanosecond. In fact, despite WW3 breaking out, a killer asteroid approaching or the next wave of killer flu pandemic, I think there isn't much news that warrants your purported speed of delivery. And then still, it won't be digg with the first story on those sorts of things. It will be a massive news organization like Reuters.

    Never did I say I dislike /. for it's lack of nanosecond reporting. Nor did I say news should be reported as such. My point is, Slashdot is a good site for the discussion, not the news. People who bash /. because it's got slower stories than Digg are idiots because that's not what /. is about.

    So, stop being the tragic person who needs to be different to seek attention. Just read both sites and be done with it.
     
    If you're setting there hitting refresh on digg every 5 seconds, why aren't you doing any work! I'd fire you immediately if you were my employee - actually, you may be... time to do the rounds.


    For the record, I don't read digg, and unless the discussion gets really crappy here on /., I probably never will. I guess I'll make my opposition to posts like the GP a little more blatant next time, sheesh.

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  82. "of course, they could already hate you" by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Especially if they already know you! :-)

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  83. "Steal your face ... by SABME · · Score: 1

    ... right off your head."

    If we start facing the sort of crime implied in this song, it kinda makes Robert Hunter seem a little prophetic, no?

  84. Yum... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    slice of liver...
    half a kidney...
    (drools)

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    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
  85. "Face" as used in languages by thc69 · · Score: 1

    And in the US, if you can't remember somebody's name, and don't necessarily have a lot of respect for him, you refer to him as "what's his face"...

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  86. Re:Q. Why should you never play hockey with a lepe by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    A. They always win the face-off!

    (I did try to put "(ice-)" before "hockey" in the title, but the damn' character limit got me...)


    Well, ice- sure beats tonsil- given the circumstances.

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  87. In other news... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Next new medical procedure will be Ass transplants.
    Hey if they use Ass tissue to repair someone's face
    then they truly would have their head up their ass?
    (might explain a few things on capital hill.....)

  88. Psychological Impact? by misleb · · Score: 1

    How different is a person going to look with the skin of another person? Doesn't bone structure define more of a look than the skin itself? And really, how bad can it be to look a little like someone else compared to HAVING NO FACE AT ALL. Geez.

    -matthew

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  89. Considering trying Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. This story is worthless... by DJbeta_masta · · Score: 0

    ...without pictures

  91. Your momma's so ugly by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

    Your momma's so ugly she had a face transplant...and the face rejected her.

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  92. Ah, so it was merely "extensive plastic surgery" by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Thanks. He died in 1997 "after undergoing extensive plastic surgery to change his appearance."

    Did I just start an urban legend? :)

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  93. You get used to it by Atario · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having had a big swath of my forehead flesh disconnected from its nerves in a car accident, I can tell you that you get used to it. And, no, you don't want to pull it off. When it first happens, it's an injury and you do all you can to avoid touching it altogether. After it heals, you're used to not messing with it. By that point, you're accustomed to the way it feels anyway.

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  94. Bleh... sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this different from just regular old reconstructive facial plastic surgery or whatever you want to call it? What about someone with a severe cleft palate that has reconstructive surgery? Their face may not look the same after the surgery (better, natch), but not necessarily a 'face transplant'. Sounds like a term designed to whip up some sort of frenzy. It doesn't change what it really is, reconstructive surgery.

  95. Dah-duh-dah dun-dun-dun by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

    This is horrible! What are Hannibal, B.A., and Murdoch going to do without Face?

  96. Wrong media by Anubis350 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Science takes its cues from Nip/Tuck. How frightening!

    no, from Tony Hawk, after all, they just did a faceplant...

    Karma, karma burning bright...

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  97. And you do? by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    That's no big deal, most people on either coast fail to see any moral distinction between the two anyway.

    And you do? I'm not on either coast, but I don't see that much difference between killing innocent Iraqis for God and/or to retaliate for past injustices and killing innocent Americans for Alla and/or to retaliate for past injustices. For that matter, I don't see that much difference between torturing people because they might be plotting against your pseudo-Islamic regime and torturing people because they might be plotting against your pseudo-Christian regime. Or keeping people in secret prisons in your own country, vs. keeping them in secret prisons in other countries...

    Oh wait, I've drifted into confusing Bin Laden and Sadam again. I don't know how they got so muddled in my mind.

    --MarkusQ

  98. Whose DNA? by zanderredux · · Score: 1
    Technically speaking, do transplant patients become man-made chimera?

    Really curious.

    1. Re:Whose DNA? by jonnythan · · Score: 1
      Right after I typed that, I remembered that CSI episode and thought about what possible uses a criminal could have for this.

      I decided it would be slim to none. DNA samples aren't taken from your skin, they're taken from saliva, blood, hair, etc.

      Anyway, I was then tempted to say that by definition, a chimera is a result of some genetic something or other. However, after I looked up the definition of chimera, it turns out that the reason an organism has more than one type of DNA doesn't matter:

      1.An organism, organ, or part consisting of two or more tissues of different genetic composition, produced as a result of organ transplant, grafting, or genetic engineering.

      2. An individual who has received a transplant of genetically and immunologically different tissue.
  99. Remember..? by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 1
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  100. Duh by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > You'd have to hope for DNA or some other, more sure way of identifying the person.

    Like fingerprints?

    Virg

    1. Re:Duh by yawn9 · · Score: 1

      With plastic surgeons being able to do as much as they can to people's appearance and physical traits, I'm sure they could change someone's fingerprints if they really wanted to.

    2. Re:Duh by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      While I was really only making a joke, and while I'm aware that it would be relatively trivial to change someone's fingerprints when they had a face transplant if evading identification was the goal, what remains nonsensical is thinking that someone would undergo a full face transplant with all its requisite lifetime requirements and risks when regular cosmetic surgery would be able to alter their appearance beyond recognition without resorting to such extreme measures. Sure, your facial skin would have the same DNA as always, but realistically how often would that be an issue with DNA-based identification? DNA identification is most often done with blood or a swab in the mouth, so if you were evading pursuit for a crime and you were tested, you'd be sunk anyway.

      Virg

  101. what? no pictures? by cpeterso · · Score: 1


    How can someone report on a revolutionary FACE transplant and not feature before and after photos? We are all dying (no pun intended) to see the "hybrid" face.

  102. Eyes Without a Face by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    Ironic it was the French who did this first...

    Eyes Without a Face

  103. Jacko says.... by adnausium · · Score: 1

    "Finally I can get back my 80's face"

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  104. lessons from hand transplants by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Hand xeno-transplants were considered an intermediate step between organ transplants and face tranplants. The largest count I've seen in google is 22 attempts and guess there may have been several dozen more. The first was nortorious for being the first and on an ex-con who stopped taking rejection drugs.
    The hand is non-vital organ like the face. You wont have a shorten lifespan much missing either. Beacause both a external and functionally useful organs, missing either has serious psychological consequences. The medical and psychological lessons from hand transplants are probably useful for face transplants. Some recipients have mentioned identity issues of having someone else's parts on the outside of their body. I dont know how many regained reasonable nerve control or just feels like a prothestic.

  105. Eyes Without A Face - The Movie by xelph · · Score: 1

    Check that one out, it's pretty scary. And the extras are great too (of course, coming from Criterion, no less...). http://criterionco.com/asp/release.asp?id=260

  106. The thing to remember from TFA by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    is the phrase: "tissues, muscles, arteries and veins."

    This sounds like they went to the bone as far as where they stopped removing tissues to put on the inured woman. The muscle structure would give the shape of the face, but I cannot imagine that she'd look much like the donor, unless they had identical bone strucure underneath it all.

    I'm pretty sure if I was brain dead [really braindead, and not just my normal state of dumb], and my long and skinny face was donated to my short and stocky friend; he wouldn't look that much like me. He WOULD look really frikkin different when you consider the fact that things like the nose and lips are all soft tissue, and were "items" that were transplanted, but not look like me. Similar to me, maybe.

    Its a little creepy, but good for the woman that got her face back, even if it's a new one. I just hope it doesnt get to the point where people are saying "man, I wish I could have gotten my face from a better looking person..."

  107. Facts, etc. by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    Actually, I heard it on the radio, but it's also present in page 5 of the financial section of Merck's Annual Report. My bad though, it was 50%, not 60%. Clearly, that means that I have a bias. Sorry to waste your time.

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  108. Re:nigger transplant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever moderated the parent comment "flamebait" and "troll" obviously didn't bother to read its parent.

  109. RTFA by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    The article says people won't look like the donor nor themselves, but a hybrid. Which only makes sense, the bone underlying the fascia, muscles, skin etc will make a big difference. Their ethical concern comes in when the donor can't be dead. They (for reasons unspecified in the article) have to take the face donation from a "beating heart" donor, who may continue to live once their own respirator is turned off.
    Besides, the world isn't television. Criminals don't use plastic surgery to escape detection/conviction etc; they wouldn't need someone else's face to do that either.
    This is all so horror-show!

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  110. Not a face transplant by mnmn · · Score: 1

    The way I understand it, they transplanted the skin of the face. Thats not a face transplant. Thats a face skin transplant. The patient will probably look like her original self more than the donor. Thats because the face structure is created more by the skull shape than the skin. Now the patient will have a different face skin color, and hair features (shes not getting it from Mullah Omar is she?). But will be recognized as herself in the end. This should really be called face skin transplant.

    A real face transplant would be incredibly difficult, and might as well be a head transplant minus the brain and eyes.

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  111. sell stocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, sell your stocks in companies that make brown paper bags!

  112. Facial problems are the most humiliating of all by dmccarty · · Score: 1
    I watched an amazing show the other day about a boy from Sumatra (?) whose face was being destroyed by a face-eating tumor. I believe this is the correct link:

    http://health.discovery.com/tvlistings/series.jsp? series=109445&gid=0&channel=DHC

    Description:
    Witness groundbreaking surgery to remove the largest facial tumors ever recorded, giving a five-year-old boy a chance for a normal life. The tumors, caused by a rare congenital disorder called fibrous dysplasia, stem from abnormal bone growth.

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  113. Re:nigger transplant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like you had a face transplant, but there were only chins and jowls and some pork available.

    M-M-M-M-MONSTER-KILL!!! OMFG!!!L0Lorz!!1! If you are going to stick your fat ugly face up on the intarweb like that for all to see, it would probably be a good idea to not go around messing with trolls.

  114. Well, Baby. As Long As I Have A Face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you'll have a place to sit!

    Hey, wait a minute... where's my...AAAAAARGHHH!

  115. A Word From The Wise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People with ethical issues when it comes to biology are _assholes_.

  116. Does your face hurt? by Wansu · · Score: 1



    Does your face hurt?
    No, why?
    It's killin' me.

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  117. Consider the options by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    They on the other hand, remember themselves as something different than what they look like after the operation, thereby the change of face would make them feel that they have lost some of their identity.

    Your argument doesn't make any sense to me. They don't have the option of a complete restoration of the original face, and that's the only option that would be free of psychological complications. Remember that they are choosing between:

    1) a vastly different "face", covered in scar tissue and missing large pieces, or

    2) a somewhat different face, with some scar tissue and different freckles, etc., but likely much more recognizable as the original person due to the constant underlying bone structure. And certainly much more recognizable as a normal human face.

    Are you seriously saying (1) is a better option? That you'd be more horrified when you woke up every morning with slightly differently-shaped lips, as opposed to waking up with no lips at all?

    1. Re:Consider the options by Ullric · · Score: 1

      I was merely saying that people would lose their sense of identity if they had a complete change of looks and no, I dont think that its better to have a disfigured face over one that is more recognizable.

  118. Immediate transplants seem pretty unlikely by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that for now, especially, candidates will be only people who have already tried other reconstructive options, and found them totally unacceptable, and who have had time to think about the decision.

    But even 10 years down the line, I don't think this kind of surgery is an option right after a serious face injury.

    With transplants of donated skin, it's particularly difficult to stop rejection, and so recipients are going to have to deal with hardcore immunosuppression drugs. But if you have a large external wound, shutting down your immune system isn't the greatest idea.

    So if you're a serious burn victim, you would probably have to wait for quite a while -- i.e., it wouldn't actually help to replace destroyed skin with foreign tissue immediately, because that means you'd have to shut down the body's immune system right when it's at its most vulnerable to infection because of those wounds.

    Seems like common sense to me... any doctors in the house want to clarify?

  119. The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > I'm Canadian and I was in a different province and got sick and
    > had to go to emergency and was charged $300 for 1 day's stay in emergency.

    And my bill for two days stay in hospital in the US was $23,000.

    You see where the difference is?


    > This was all worked out eventually between the provinces, but
    > I was originally billed for it, and it was a hassle.

    You had to pay $300, but then got it back, and your complaint was that it was "a hassle".

    Even with health insurance, I still have to pay about $2000 of the bill. A bill, mind you, that comes in so many confusing bits and pieces filtered through so much bureaocracy that even the hospital often doesn't know what's going on, and a friend of mine actually had to ask the collections agency the hospital sent after her to find out how much she owed before she could pay it.


    And, for those saying "healthcare bills won't bankrupt you in the US", yes, the hospital sent a collections agency after this girl. That's why about half of bankruptcies in the US are due in large part to medical bills (Google it if you don't believe me).

    Compared to that, "a hassle" is very little to complain about.

  120. Quantitative healthcare comparisons by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > The Canadian health care system is a mess.

    Perhaps true. However, every comparative study done on healthcare puts Canada's healthcare as equal to or better than that found in the US, despite the US spending a much larger fraction of its total GDP (13.6% vs. 9.5%).

    (Before you complain about the link sites, the first study was done by the World Health Organization, the second by Johns Hopkins, the third by an author formerly from the conservative Fraser Institute. And before anyone complains that this is a Canada-vs-US thing, read especially the first study - most countries in Western Europe get better healthcare results for less money than the US, and many are better that way than Canada.)


    The reason for this is, according to studies, wasteful bureaucracy in the US system. According to those who have analyzed the systems, this may be one place where a government program is actually more efficient than a collection of private programs. (The mind boggles, I know...)


    In other words - ignore most of the data, and you can get any answer you're looking for. Study all of the data, and you'll find you're demonstrably wrong.

  121. I Call Bullsh*t by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Reasonable in the US is something like 3 hours.

    I am not Canadian, and this is not to defend their healthcare system, but come on.

    MRI machines are not "THAT" plentyful, it takes over an hour to do a scan, and generaly they are well booked for this expensive scan.

    In a critical or life threatening situation, sure an ER or physician may find a way to get you scanned more quickly. My girlfreind freaked out and moved (ashthma cough) during the last few minutes of the hour long scan.. This equals worthles scan.. next opening for rescan was 2 weeks.

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  122. What a bitch.... by nemik · · Score: 1

    When I read the story to my co-worker he replied: "So she got the dog's face?" We both agreed that'd be a bitch.

  123. Dog Attack? by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    What the hell kind of dog attacks someone so badly that they lose their lips and nose? I had a friend in high school who was attacked by one of the family Dobermans because she came over the fence late at night. It tore up her nose a good deal and she needed some plastic surgery to correct the damage. But in the end she wound up looking totally normal without needing a face transplant. This must have been some monstrous dog to actually beat out a Doberman. I'm just asking because I find this really strange.

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  124. MOD PARENT UP by shiftless · · Score: 1

    Why is this a troll? Have the moderators lost their minds?

  125. Revenge by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    And they punish the dog that bit her by putting her mawled face on the dog.

  126. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a little dick on your head there; need a handsaw?

    "Brown-nosing" is being overly-complimentary to someone in authority because you hope to get something out of it.

    Somehow I don't see it as the same thing when someone tries to make a kind comment to a guy who just mentioned that most of his face is missing. Sure, that comment doesn't really serve a purpose, but the sentiment is pretty understandable.

  127. Socialized medicine by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > Socialized health care is the rot of the world

    Then why is it usually better for less money than the US version?

    (Links to multiple comprehensive studies demonstrating this in a previous post.)