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  1. Re:Tor on How Websites Know Your Email Address the First Time You Visit · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> hospital courtesy phone

    Get 20% of bedpans for the next 3 days at webpan.com.

  2. Re:In summary on James Cameron Spills the Details From His Deep Dive · · Score: 2

    Well, David Byrne has been trying to tell us this for decades now.

  3. Re:"We really are just serfs." on The Rise of Feudal Computer Security · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bend over, Apple demands primae noctis.

  4. Re:Does Yahoo even still exist? on Yahoo "Loses" $2.7B In Mysterious Mexican Yellow Pages Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Yahoo is more than just a search engine.

    It can also cut through these beer cans, and look, it's still sharp enough to slice these tomatoes...

  5. Re:North Korea on Samsung Sets New Guidelines For Alcoholic Beverages · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is an old saying in North Korea which roughly translates as "Drink until you see unicorns". So far, so good.

  6. Re:Good on Tolkien Estate Sues Over Lord of the Rings Slot Machines · · Score: 1

    Change your sentence slightly and see if you feel the same way about it:

    Religion is morally disgusting. It's basically a way of imposing a tax on people too stupid or hopeful to know better.

  7. Re:Meg, Carly on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: 1

    Which do we hate more, Ebay/Paypal or HP?

    Personally, I pick Ebay/Paypal, since there are fewer viable alternatives to their products.

  8. Re:Obviously they are trying to build hype on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> This data is gonna be one for the history books

    It turns out that new improved Choco-Pops are now more chocolatey than ever!

  9. Re:Congrats on Intel CEO Paul Otellini Retiring · · Score: 1

    The smart money says he was pushed, rather than that he jumped.

  10. Re:darn! on Roaming Robot May Explore Mysterious Moon Caverns · · Score: 1

    So you'd like to see a giant space-spider battle a robot on Mars?

    That's actually a pretty good idea.

  11. Re:Stop renting DVD's on Ask Slashdot: How To Make a DVD-Rental Store More Relevant? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Additionally, the business owner probably has a particular set of skills which could be applied to a business with a tailwind, rather than one with a headwind. They should spend their energy figuring out what that next business or project is.

  12. Re:or maybe genius moulds anatomy on Newly Released Einstein Brain Photos Hint At the Anatomy of Genius · · Score: 1

    I have a particularly crenulated scrotal sack and I'm a genius when thinking with that.

  13. Re:Countermeasures Deployed on AdTrap Aims To Block All Internet Advertising In Hardware · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have a pulse, you should probably block experts-exchange.com.

  14. Re:Instead on Ask Slashdot: How To Catch Photoshop Plagiarism? · · Score: 3, Funny

    More like:

    1. Remove the stretch marks
    2. Make the boobs bigger
    3. Get rid of that wart thing with the hair growing out of it.
    etc.

  15. Re:Nooo oooooooooo on Little Miss Sunshine Screenwriter Gets Nod For Star Wars: Episode VII · · Score: 2

    Donald Duck actually does a pretty good Vader:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rGNdPEbYy3I

  16. I tried it. on Bank Puts a Billion Transaction Records Behind Analytics Site · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the site I should be spending $1350 a month more on beer to be keeping up with the neighbors.

  17. Re:MITT slow? on MIT Slows Down Speed of Light In New Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    That whole red shift/blue shift thing always confuses me too.

  18. Re:Wait, What? on Barack Obama Retains US Presidency · · Score: 1

    >> I made enough popcorn to last UNTIL DECEMBER!

    At least you'll be regular.

  19. Re:Greengrocers apostrophe? on Skype Hands Teenager's Information To Private Firm · · Score: 1

    >> Germans make a lot of other mistakes

    Well we know you're not German.

  20. Post 911 on Climbing 103 Floors On a 'Bionic' Leg · · Score: 5, Funny

    You were in the stairwell of a major landmark building, with a strange device strapped to your body? You must be a terrorist.

  21. People with strong religious convictions on Massachusetts May Soon Change How the Nation Dies · · Score: 2

    People with strong religious convictions are the ones who have opposed Death With Dignity in other states. They should be free to suffer to death in there own excrement, vomit, and drool if they like. They should also not attempt to control how others choose to live or die.

  22. Re:I can prove this is wrong. on Wired Proclaims the Death of the Game Console · · Score: 2

    Consoles are dead; Netflix confirms it.

  23. The Story of O on Ask Slashdot: Mathematical Fiction? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Story of O by Pauline Reage is the fascinating account of the discovery of the number in ancient Mesopotamia.

  24. Re:A device that helps find lost kids on Would You Put a Tracking Device On Your Child? · · Score: 1

    You just have the FBI geo-locate the kid. No need to make a call.

  25. Re:"Cut Costs" on Japan Getting Real-Time Phone Call Translator App · · Score: 1

    >> The goal here is, to free humanity from primitive low-level jobs, so that they can concentrate on cool and interesting challenges.

    The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny.