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  1. Re:Glory Days at AOL? on Glory Days at AOL · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the hell did they reach glory?

    Seems to be right around 2000.

  2. Deification on Glory Days at AOL · · Score: 5, Funny

    David Colburn's stature at AOL grew to such epic proportions that he earned a nickname: God.

    Hey. That's reserved for sysadmins.

  3. Surprising? on No Business Like SCO Business · · Score: 1

    C'mon, didn't you learn anything from Slashdot's Napster coverage? It was beaten until it was dead, and then beaten some more.

  4. Eep! on The Enemy Within: Firewalls and Backdoors · · Score: 2, Funny

    telnet some.insecure.host.org 1234

    Crap, how'd they find m--I mean, that poor sucker.

  5. The rule on The Enemy Within: Firewalls and Backdoors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can your multiple-lines of defense truly protect your network from modern methods of intrusion?

    Only if "modern" meant "known." Everything else is fair game.

  6. Soon every city will have its own domain on Los Angeles Gets Own TLD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Won't that be nice? I'll be able to readily tell websites in Burnt Scrotum, NM from those in Navel Lint, IA. I'll never know how I got along before.

  7. Readership on Open Spectrum: Toward Ubiquitous Connectivity · · Score: 1

    a moderately dense article

    C'mon, this is Slashdot. "Moderately dense" should be "light reading" for us.

    Right?

  8. Oh, man. on Philips Introduces Mirror TV · · Score: 1

    How vain would you have to be to watch yourself in the mirror while having sex?

  9. Forget Mirror TV... on Philips Introduces Mirror TV · · Score: 1

    I want Mirror Universe TV. A TV that broadcasts 24/7 my life in a mirror universe.

    I wonder if I'd have a mustache and goatee and be ruthless...

  10. That developer on Planning for Survivable Networks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it wasn't for a single developer, who had made an unauthorized copy of the project on a floppy,

    I ask this question only half-jokingly:

    Was s/he fired?

  11. As generic as they come on Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apple has countersued, asking a judge to declare that the trademark is invalid, because the term Unix has become generic.

    And it has. So many companies have been marketing and otherwise throwing around the name "UNIX" for so long now -- what do you think the chances are that The Open Group formally licensed their trademark to each and every one of them?

    The timing and selection of this lawsuit reeks of convenience.

  12. Craig Barrett (CEO) on Intel Shipped 1 Billionth Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    (You know the pose.)

    "One billyun chips..."

  13. Ack. on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 1

    Mine don't make nearly make that much sense.

    God, see what reading that crap has done to me?

  14. Wow... on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "win a Playstation,"
    "meet singles online,"
    "lose 15 pounds in two days,"
    "buy herbal Viagra online,"


    Damn, they're that coherent? Mine don't make nearly make that much sense. Why, here's a sampling of subject lines straight from my Hotmail inbox:

    "hard vertilde suvereniteetti"
    "Att: a gargantuan thing ffx"
    "Ssrt life skillss rrewaarrdded - whhy waiit"
    "embrafeable stronlhold"
    "Kimberly said you"
    "bending moment"
    "pebble ruimnaalden orrella nnthayer"
    "How is it applied?"
    "varnish-treated"

    I don't know what an embrafeable stronlhold is, but I know I've always wanted one. Varnish-treated.

  15. Indeed. on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 5, Funny
    half of the kids surveyed reported feeling uncomfortable and offended when seeing improper email content...

    ...interviewed 1,000 youths between the ages of seven and 18.

    Any teenagers in that half were so, so lying.

  16. I don't doubt it... on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 5, Funny
    the next generation will be using their thumbs to do things we would use our index finger for,

    ...especially if more people start thinking like my girlfriend.

  17. Build on a foundation on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, I'm not really sure what a capitla 'Q' looks like. If I had to figure it out, I'd probably go get a cursive font and type 'Q' and see what it did.

    It looks, illogically enough, like a '2'.

    who cares if kids can't write in cursive?

    It's true that, after grade school, students pretty much adopt their own style of handwriting, which tends to be an efficient mix of print and cursive (rather like the "print cursive" mentioned in the article, I imagine, except far more improvised). I say "efficient" because, as experience has shown, neither pure print nor pure cursive is the most efficient way for writing anything longhand. People tend to write quickly; if either print or cursive were the path to rapidity, they'd be commonly used, don't you think? We do our "print cursives" because our brains have told our hands without us realizing it that this is the quickest way of getting stuff written down.

    But the reason people can even read each others' impromptu scrawls (doctors excepted) is because all those "print cursives" have their basis in common foundations: regular print and the Palmer Method. We take the gold standards of penmanship and unconsciously adopt them over many years to whatever speed needs arise--but the standards had to be in place first.

  18. Salesmanship on Which Red Hat Should Be Worn in the Enterprise? · · Score: 1

    A Red Hat salesman recently told us that the 'consumer' version of Red Hat was mostly for hackers and hobbyists who weren't concerned about stability

    I imagine that the very last bit would turn any corporation off Red Hat as a whole for a good long while. Exactly what sort of salesman was this?

  19. Intriguing, but... on Game Boy Advance SP Sells 1.1 Million in U.S. · · Score: 1

    Save it for use as a controller for your Gamecube for when Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles comes out. It's rumored to *require* a GBA for every player.

    I love Nintendo as much as the next guy, but if that were true I would certainly hope it didn't turn into an industry-wide practice for lots of games. No doubt such games would have their market, but I don't know how long folks would be able to swallow having to buy several very different units before going "Hey!"

  20. Dude, just imagine... on Running Linux On Acer's C100 Tablet PC · · Score: 1

    ...if we had CLI's that worked through handwriting recognition.

    I foresee a lot of funny little accidents. "No, no! Don't recompile now!"

  21. Re:The USA is over as we knew it. on Bruce Sterling On Total Information Awareness · · Score: 1

    Looks like the terrorists won, their goal was to elimate the way of life we had here here, and they sure as hell did.

    I work reasonable hours, speak my mind, go out and have fun, and live with the suspicion that our government is involved in things beyond a madman's greatest dreams.

    Which is pretty much what I was doing before "terrorism" became a household word.

  22. Quite, but... on Java/Script Alert: Cross-Platform Browser Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, Java and JavaScript were completely different.

    You know that, and I know that, but the sorts of people on which one-liners tend to work will either conveniently forget or actually not know that.

  23. Ouch on Java/Script Alert: Cross-Platform Browser Vulnerability · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if you turn off JavaScript, you turn off the vulnerability.

    Man, talk about a one-liner to give the anti-Java folks.

  24. So... on Java/Script Alert: Cross-Platform Browser Vulnerability · · Score: 3, Funny
    Let no hat, black white or grey, wander in on or about the www without fear.

    ...Red's up in the air, then?

  25. Man... on False Positives, Few Matches Plague 'No-Fly' List · · Score: 5, Funny
    Many airlines rely on name-searching software derived from "Soundex," a 120- year-old indexing system first used in the 1880 U.S. census.

    ...and you thought mainframes were legacy technology.