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  1. sit different on Using Tablets Becoming Popular Bathroom Activity · · Score: 1

    You mean like iNax - Sit Different ?

  2. it was a simpler time then... on Motorola's Most Important 18 Patents · · Score: 1

    Maybe without current spam-blocking techniques.

    because none was needed. until a pair of low life bottom-feeding douche bag lawyers spammed usenet with their green card lottery spew (repeatedly,) and "inspired" millions of other bottom-feeders to copy their exploits (effectively destroyed usenet and e-mail as an useful communication medium,) spam was unheard of. (no, don't get me started on AoL'ers)

  3. inquiring mind I see... on Rare Earth Restrictions To Raise Hard Drive Cost · · Score: 2

    How the fuck do they work?

    You too, shall be honored to experience Alex Chiu's [burning sarcasm]miraculous discovery.[/burning sarcasm]
    (sorry, but you asked. yes, I am kidding.)

  4. no need for guaranteed purchase on Rare Earth Restrictions To Raise Hard Drive Cost · · Score: 1

    All that is needed is the US government to guarantee purchase at some set price and dozens of new mines would open overnight in the US.

    As price rise, it will become profitable enough to reopen the mines in the US again.

  5. until the next game... on Ubisoft Scales Back Driver DRM · · Score: 1

    each time the publisher would try to slip something like this in, and each time there would be an uproar, and they would back off (a little.)

    my guess is that they'll keep trying, believing that if they do this often enough, eventually people would accept it as the norm.
    perhaps there's statistical evidence to suggest that each successive uproar were... smaller than the prior?

  6. semantics... on Chinese Researchers Propose Asteroid Deflection Mission · · Score: 1

    the man said --

    I think it wouldn't be a bad thing to practice a little on asteroids that are passing close but not threatening us.

    Practice a little, not practice on little asteroids. That little oops is going to cause all seven billion of us to have a REAL BAD DAY (tm).

  7. big content is watching you on A TV That Knows and Shares What You're Watching · · Score: 1

    we're already half way there; all the people with TV equipped with network port, do you know what it has been transmitting when it's not streaming video for you?

  8. yeah and supposed they had a little "oops" ? on Chinese Researchers Propose Asteroid Deflection Mission · · Score: 1

    I think it wouldn't be a bad thing to practice a little on asteroids that are passing close but not threatening us.

    yeah and supposed they had a little "oops" in their practice run and deflected it the WRONG WAY?

  9. protecting "our" citizens from "their" terrorists on DHS Tries To Hide Mobile Scanner Details · · Score: 1

    the government is seeking to protect the citizens from the terrorists by killing the citizens first by irradiation, before the terrorists can kill them, thereby dealing a crippling blow to the terrorists' plot.

  10. papers, please! on DHS Tries To Hide Mobile Scanner Details · · Score: 1

    any day now... any day now.
    ---
    "gee, I feel safer already."

  11. sorry, but cat brain been done already. on IBM Shows Off Brain-Inspired Microchips · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but cat brain has already been done some decade ago.

  12. Super Scrabble's Player Name? on Super Scrabble Players Have Unusual Brains · · Score: 1

    The player's name wouldn't happen to be Abby Normal... would it?

  13. more like Transmeta? on ARM Is a Promising Platform But Needs To Learn From the PC · · Score: 1

    "ARM should be more like my previous employer Transmeta".

    I hope by that he doesn't mean "unprofitable and get bought for pennies on the dollar" like Transmeta.

  14. renaming your WiFi AP to government agency on Accused Teen Bomber Finds FBI Surveillance Team's Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    Does that count as impersonating an officer of the law? Barring some over zealous district attorney...

  15. The saddest part on Righthaven Loses Again · · Score: 1

    This is the type of situation that torches and pitchforks are designed to handle.

    The saddest part is that we're fast approaching that, down a slippery slope.

  16. this isn't the first time, you know... on China Cracks Down On Fake Apple Stores · · Score: 1

    You've obviously not paying attention for the past few years... This isn't the first time, nor will it be the last.

  17. obviously somebody didn't get paid (enough) on China Cracks Down On Fake Apple Stores · · Score: 0

    some one was either left out of the chain or their backer isn't high up enough; there are factories manufacturing counterfeit goods for years and no amount of complaints resulted in much of anything.

  18. DRM for processor! on Intel To Offer CPU Upgrades Via Software · · Score: 2

    Wait till it start corrupting data on "cracked" processors as a form of DRM.

  19. accelerated white cell reproduction... on Cancer Cured By HIV · · Score: 1

    ... a second modification to the patient's white blood cells encouraging them to multiply rapidly once they were put back into the patient's body

    Wasn't that called... leukemia... that would kill you dead too?

  20. you forget who created clippy. on Dashboard Avatar To Replace Car Owner's Manuals · · Score: 1

    clippy was absolutely unhelpful because it was a product of MS genius; 100% correct but absolutely useless.

    now if we're talking about GM, it might be go something like this... "there is a problem in a component . there is a $50 diagnosis fee payable immediately by visa, master, or american express before we can disclose to you what that component is. in the mean time, we're disabling your vehicle to minimize our liabil... for your safety."

  21. There's an easeir way on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 1

    just merge the social security data base with this watch list, and they'll never have to worry if they're missing anyone.

  22. we need to dissolve DHS on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 5, Insightful

    DHS has failed to make the country safer; if anything it made it easier for government to abuse the citizens.

  23. it's coming right at us! on The Fate of the First Known Black Hole · · Score: 1

    get your guns out, people...

  24. very very stupid on AMD Enters Desktop Memory Market · · Score: 1

    considering that RAM business has repeatedly saw the bottom fell out from under it over the years (news flash - most RAM chip manufacturers have been losing money on the product most of the time) this is ONE more way AMD is going to accelerate its demise. Whichever MBA bone head that came up with this one ought to be drag out and shot in the base of his/her neck.

  25. Japan Broadband Speed on Comcast Launching $9.95 Low Income Broadband Plan · · Score: 1

    and wait till you find out what speed they get for their $12. While other nations are busy upgrading their infrastructure to meet consumer bandwidth demands, US' solution to bandwidth problem consists of raising service fees.