I think it was more that he pretend to be a close contact THEN got the nudes / semi-nudes and then used those for different blackmail.
"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. Listen, I've been having a weird problem and I don't know if I can afford a clinic. Can you show me if this looks normal?"
"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. I heard you went bra shopping. Let me see! "
"It's really Beardo. Send $100 to PayPal or I'll mail this to your boss."
You're FSM-right we don't. We're supposed to be the good guys here.
This asshole (allegedly) blackmailed 350 people. I say allegedly because he hasn't been convicted in a court of law, which again, is the way we do things around here. You know, in motherfucking civilization.
This is not the victim's fault. What the hell is wrong with you people?
By placing this virus into Monsanto's Family-Friendly (TM) products, we ensure that a robust resistance to viruses is present not only in our corn, but in the very bodies of the children you love -- and Monsanto love -- so dearly. We've shown that this genetic profile is safe in the lab, safe in the field, and safe in the human body.
I haven't had the flu. Not ever. I've got two dehumidifiers running full time to keep my house at 60% humidity. I pull several gallons of water out of the air every day. With them off (if I forget to empty the tanks before I leave for work) it'll creep up to 90% humidity.
I also totally want my cell -- which is linked to my real name, credit card, and address -- to be required to log in to post something snarky on Slashdot.
They can put their phone on silent or buzz, and will do so. Jamming all phones so nobody can get any calls is inexcusable and dangerous. If it goes off, it takes just a few moments to head outside to take the call.
Anyway, there's something to be said for a job where when someone asks you what you do you can reply, "Me? I'm the guy 9-1-1 calls for help."
It was a long space strategy game, and instead of ganking the huge fleet everyone else was attacking, I went zig instead and wiped out the home planet of the guy with the most victory points. I had quietly upgraded my ships to go further than anyone else, so it was seriously out of nowhere.
Perhaps you've never had an important call before. One of the jobs I interviewed for was Communication Engineer for the Ambulance Service. That job required 24/7/365.24 on-call duties because
when 911 stops working, it has to get the fuck up fucking fast.
Sometimes doctors go home, sometimes MPs will go to a movie.
Confuse, deflate, conquer. It's worked very well for me. Nobody can anticipate your moves if you're not even sure what you're going to do next.
I've actually had one game where everyone else at the table just stopped, stared at the board, and one guy said quietly, "I really wasn't expecting you to do that."
Okay, I'll buy that, but why would they have to do that at all? If all the female NPCs have flirty options for males and all the male NPCs have flirty options for women, just use those existing options.
Shh, he's on a roll.
I think it was more that he pretend to be a close contact THEN got the nudes / semi-nudes and then used those for different blackmail.
"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. Listen, I've been having a weird problem and I don't know if I can afford a clinic. Can you show me if this looks normal?"
"Hey, Dgat, it's your friend cduffy. I heard you went bra shopping. Let me see! "
"It's really Beardo. Send $100 to PayPal or I'll mail this to your boss."
You're FSM-right we don't. We're supposed to be the good guys here.
This asshole (allegedly) blackmailed 350 people. I say allegedly because he hasn't been convicted in a court of law, which again, is the way we do things around here. You know, in motherfucking civilization.
This is not the victim's fault. What the hell is wrong with you people?
The League of Extraordinarily Rich Gentlemen?
Don't worry, I'm here to protect you from it. Can you please stand next to the stairs?
Nah, you just lick it off. There's a special place in hell for those who waste good maple syrup, eh?
Or that when you're not the one cheating, you trust your partner.
It's only in retrospect that you can see how everything had one, simpler, explanation. It just didn't make sense at the time.
By placing this virus into Monsanto's Family-Friendly (TM) products, we ensure that a robust resistance to viruses is present not only in our corn, but in the very bodies of the children you love -- and Monsanto love -- so dearly. We've shown that this genetic profile is safe in the lab, safe in the field, and safe in the human body.
Monsanto. Family Friendly. (TM)
*eagles*
No, this was redlit on the geek tab at fark.
Today, I want to cut somebody.
I'm in. Let's "hack" something.
And finally...real geeks don't exercise.
A real geek will understand that without regular exercise, their brain will not run at optimal speeds and efficiency.
Being sedentary is how you underclock your brain and reduce your lifespan.
As a separated guy with two kids, they make games for kids too.
"Ready to pwn some boglins, Dad?"
This is really, really interesting.
I haven't had the flu. Not ever. I've got two dehumidifiers running full time to keep my house at 60% humidity. I pull several gallons of water out of the air every day. With them off (if I forget to empty the tanks before I leave for work) it'll creep up to 90% humidity.
...and that dinosaurs were vegens until the apple incident.
Don't you dare drag vegans into this.
I also totally want my cell -- which is linked to my real name, credit card, and address -- to be required to log in to post something snarky on Slashdot.
They can put their phone on silent or buzz, and will do so. Jamming all phones so nobody can get any calls is inexcusable and dangerous. If it goes off, it takes just a few moments to head outside to take the call.
Anyway, there's something to be said for a job where when someone asks you what you do you can reply, "Me? I'm the guy 9-1-1 calls for help."
I meant members of parliament, but let's say you were a military policeman watching a movie when someone attacked the US.
They'd want you at the base PDQ.
It was a long space strategy game, and instead of ganking the huge fleet everyone else was attacking, I went zig instead and wiped out the home planet of the guy with the most victory points. I had quietly upgraded my ships to go further than anyone else, so it was seriously out of nowhere.
They're illegal for good reason.
Perhaps you've never had an important call before. One of the jobs I interviewed for was Communication Engineer for the Ambulance Service. That job required 24/7/365.24 on-call duties because
when 911 stops working, it has to get the fuck up fucking fast.
Sometimes doctors go home, sometimes MPs will go to a movie.
Point taken.
My Board Game Geek badge says "RANDOM TACTICS".
Confuse, deflate, conquer. It's worked very well for me. Nobody can anticipate your moves if you're not even sure what you're going to do next.
I've actually had one game where everyone else at the table just stopped, stared at the board, and one guy said quietly, "I really wasn't expecting you to do that."
And yet they seriously have no problem at all with C-3P0? That robot would have been kicked out of a 70's era San Fransisco YMCA.
Okay, I'll buy that, but why would they have to do that at all? If all the female NPCs have flirty options for males and all the male NPCs have flirty options for women, just use those existing options.
i.e., change this:
if( ( player.gender() == male && NPC.gender() == female ) || ( player.gender() == female && NPC.gender() == male ) )
{
dialogChoice.flirty == true;
}
to
dialogChoice.flirty == true;
Hey guys, no worries, I went in and changed the passwords.
USA USA USA
This is one of the funnier things I've read today, thank you.