To make matters worse, Microsoft will have to decide if it is worth it to allow people to take back legit keys that have been hijacked, or tell customers to go away, we have your money already, read your license agreement and get bent, we owe you nothing.'
Hmmm, I wonder which way Microsoft will go on this one...
Not to worry. Microsoft will take care of you. In fact they'll even throw in a chair.
Red Hat is spreading FUD about Novell because of the Microsoft alliance. It will take longer than a year, but we'll see the same thing happen to Novell as has happened to other Microsoft competitors. Microsoft is in the "embrace" phase now, then comes "extend", then comes "extinguish." Novell is toast. Meanwhile Oracle will be around, as will others.
They last several times as long as non-cryo'd ones. Instead of a week you see a month's use out of one cartridge. It's a dirty little secret Gillette and all the others don't want you to know about. Cryogenic treatment is a proven technology for keeping tools sharp and for treating other things like guns and golf clubs (improves accuracy) and race car engine parts (durability).
with fish? Oops, I'm getting ahead of myself because that comes much later in the evening.
Not to worry. Microsoft will take care of you. In fact they'll even throw in a chair.
- It brings new meaning to the term 'flow chart'
- If successful this project will open the floodgates for more like it.
But if they come out with the iChair then Steve Ballmer had better worry.
because compact fluorescents will create noise in their systems. Besides, fluorescent light is irritating compared to incandescent.
If you want them to do something useful, ban TVs with picture tubes bigger than, say 17". Huge energy waste.
Now I'll go back to listening to my vinyl records playing through my Class A tube amps while reading under incandescent light.
that all your chairs are bolted down to the floor.
phone sex.
That was Gates' mantra he keeps chanting.
So, Microsoft, where's the beef?
If I spin my computer at 5000 RPM will my 10,000 RPM drive be able to keep up with this new drive?
Scott McNealy comes bundled with it.
to make a killing.
then now we know that OJ didn't do it.
only when President Bush can pronounce the word correctly.
Like, in 6.66 months. After all, the devil's in the details.
Red Hat is spreading FUD about Novell because of the Microsoft alliance. It will take longer than a year, but we'll see the same thing happen to Novell as has happened to other Microsoft competitors. Microsoft is in the "embrace" phase now, then comes "extend", then comes "extinguish." Novell is toast. Meanwhile Oracle will be around, as will others.
Don't they know the withdrawal method is unreliable? Hell, they could have little MS Bobs running all over China in no time if they're not careful.
They last several times as long as non-cryo'd ones. Instead of a week you see a month's use out of one cartridge. It's a dirty little secret Gillette and all the others don't want you to know about. Cryogenic treatment is a proven technology for keeping tools sharp and for treating other things like guns and golf clubs (improves accuracy) and race car engine parts (durability).
After all, where else can you get reliable Linux support AND the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting that oh-so-likeable guy, Larry Ellison?
because it will be sent to my kill file.
tubes sound better than transistors?
"Ed Bott". I wonder if he has a sister, Ro.
they'll be buying vinyl.
Betcha thought I was gonna say "old Jed's a millionaire".
I'd give my right arm for one of those!
It kind of brings new meaning to "packet sniffing".
who was reminded of Mission Impossible? ..."
"Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it,
"This tape will self destruct in five seconds."