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  1. Re:Yep... on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 1

    But when everything's reached a uniform temperature, the fat lady cannot sing...that requires an energy differential....

  2. Re:Capitol Punishment on The NYT on the Proliferation of Botnets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Capitol Punishment - Sitting at the witness table in a Senate hearing room, in front of the cameras, listening to Ted Stevens lecture you about the Internets Tubes. You are not allowed to laugh.

  3. Re:the L-Bend on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen? · · Score: 1

    A good example of 'not knowing what the you're talking about' thinking, actually.

    Most municipalities would really rather you didn't dispose of used cooking oil in this fashion, because it screws up wastewater treatment plants, and, in the end, produces a solid waste that's expensive to dispose of.

    Some will fine you if they catch you doing this.

  4. Re:Uh, no... on The World's Most Powerful Diesel Engine · · Score: 1

    Only in the Northern Hemisphere...

  5. Re:Mac OS X for the PC on Top Ten Apple Rumors of All Time · · Score: 0, Troll
    I roll my own. Maybe I should have said "proprietary" hardware.

    WTF dude, you fab your own processor and motherboards? Solder your own memory?

    "You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means..."

  6. Re:Sure! Here's your alternative on First Russian Anti-Evolution Suit Enters Court Room · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you are to believe Ken Abilek, and he should know, they were scary GOOD at biology. Unfortunately, they were making things like souped-up ebola instead of three-assed monkeys.

  7. Re:I just love these feel good tech articles. on 10 Tech Concepts You Should Know for 2007 · · Score: 1

    Sigh. Just smart enough to bleat the words, not smart enough to actually think about them.

    Yes, using electricity may involve burning coal. However it involves burning coal at non-moving, controllable locations where you can use relatively expensive scrubber technology and such to minimize pollution, instead of dispersing your emissions in millions of little boxes farting emissions out their backsides.

    And a big bonus, you don't have to store coal byproducts for 10,000 years.

  8. Re:Huh? on Bill Would Extend Online Obscenity Laws to Blogs, Mailing Lists · · Score: 1

    Well, to be precise, he voted against it before he voted FOR it...he rolled over like a good little lapdog in the end.

  9. Re:MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL!!! on Email Servers Will Choke, Says Spamhaus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The bottom line is that the law means something or it doesn't. The decision may not have been the one most sysadmins (or even users) hoped for (and God knows it's not the one I would have wanted), but it was decided within the rules of the law and in accordance of the law as written now. I would hate to think that a judge would make a decision based on what his friends and neighbors might think. This is supposed to be a country of laws. Should it ever not be, that would be a very bad thing.


    This is precisely what happens when you elect judges.

    IN this case, the action was taken by a federal judge, who are appointed, not elected, but many state judges have to run for office.

    In Ohio, they've found a state judge who finds infavor of campaign contributors 90% of the time, and one decision by the state Supreme Court that was split 4-3, exactly along the lines of donation by the two parties in the lawsuit. (one side contributed to the four, the other to the three)

    Justice isn't only not blind in Ohio, hell, it's for rent.
  10. Re:YouTube Is Not Censoring Dumb @ss! on YouTube Accused Of Censorship · · Score: 1

    Oh, come ON, this is WorldNetDaily.... it's not that they're stupid or dishonets, it's that they're moron wingnuts:

    "IT'S A KILLER KLINTON KLENIS KLOWN KONSPIRACY!!!"

  11. Re:So...get a new domain? on One Last Spamhaus Warning Before The End · · Score: 1

    This is a federal court judge, they're appointed for life.

    And before you go praising how wunnerful it is to vote for judges, you might look at this http://www.columbusdispatch.com/news-story.php?sto ry=216202.

    One judge found for the sides that gave him campaign money 91% of the time. That's a despicable record.

  12. Re:Zune? Puh-leeze. on Why Microsoft's Zune Scares Apple to the Core · · Score: 1

    Well, until Apple releases their widesceen format iPod.

    All of this hoopla from the hoopleheads makes the idiotic presumption that Apple is going to stand still, and Microsoft wins 'because they're big'.

  13. Re:PC Clinic on Eavesdropping on a Botnet · · Score: 1
    I'm looking around for a way to prevent machines on our network from talking to each other...


    Scissors http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/scissors.pdf
  14. Re:Uh on Less Than a Minute to Hijack a MacBook's Wireless · · Score: 1

    Yet here it is, DECADES after Mac users have been bragging on this, and, hey, still nothing...You know, I thnk these mythical hackers are working in Duke Nukem time...

  15. Re:One Question: on CIA Blogger Fired for Criticizing Torture Policy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? They're snatched away to be interrogated for YEARS without outside contact? Held in solitary for months?

  16. Re:Exploding Batteries? on Test Driving the Tesla Roadster · · Score: 1

    Some of which was Lucas parts...having worked on numerous 60's Fiats and Moto Guzzis.

    Did you know that Lucas once made Vaccuum cleaners? Yep, only Lucas electric device ever that didn't suck.

  17. Re:In related news on McAfee Blames Open Source for Botnets · · Score: 1

    Ping times of.....months....

  18. Re:Bring back the trackball! on Nerds Switching from Apple to Ubuntu? · · Score: 1

    "Biggest trackpad gripe: typing a bunch of text, then accidentally swiping your palm--which because of the hardware designer's idiocy naturally rests directly on the trackpad--which causes a bunch of text to be selected. Of course, you're in a typing frenzy, and it happens so quickly that you continue typing, overwriting all of that (unhelpfully) selected text."

    Or just click on 'Ignore trackpad input while typing' in the OS X trackpad preferences. Honestly. I'm pretty sure my 1994-era Powerbook 540 has that choice...

  19. Re:Kneeling chairs work on Do Ergonomic Chairs Really Work? · · Score: 1

    That's the one I have at work, it's great, and has stood up quite well.

    At home I have the original Balans Variable; found at a swap meet for $25. I love it.

  20. Re:Talking in the rain on Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix · · Score: 1

    Yeah that lightening is dangerous, dangerous stuff...it killed Karen Carpenter...

  21. Re:Yes it's DRM, but... on Protesting Apple's DRM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're equally locked in with Plays For Sure: that ONLY works with Windows.

  22. Re:I concur with this on Why First Generation Apple Products Suck · · Score: 1

    "need to repair permissions after each update (why macs need this?)..."

    They don't. 5 current Macs, all running OSX since 10.1.5, I have NEVER had any problem that was fixable by "repairing permissions"

    It's a placebo.

    http://daringfireball.net/2006/04/repair_permissio ns
    http://daringfireball.net/2006/04/repair_permissio ns_voodoo

    Apple does not state *anywhere* in their documentation that repairing permissions is required or even desireable afer updates.

  23. Re:Nixon was an amateur on Reporter Phone Records Being Used to Find Leaks · · Score: 1

    Damn near what John Dean said in an interview the other day...

  24. Re:France backs down? on Apple Defeats RIAA and France In Same Day · · Score: 1

    "Name one other legal music service that will work with iPod."

    MP3tunes.com
    Etunes.com

    Both offer MP3 downloads, work just fine with my iPod.

    Oddly enough, so do all my CD's...

    So if you buy an iPod you get your music from those sources. If you want some other MP3 Player, you go to all the other online music services, which offer largely the same catalogs that iTunes does.

  25. Re:To be used in 2003? on Gadgets for the Lazy · · Score: 1

    Yes. Lots of them. WWII vets are dying in large numbers, Korean War vets likewise. Soon all the Boomers who went to 'Nam will be as well...these are millions of men, a large number of whom may ask for a bugler at theior funeral.

    The Army long long ago stopped training *actual* buglers, hence, CD's and this gadget.