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Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix

An anonymous reader writes "In a letter to the British Medical Journal, doctors wrote that people should not use mobile phones outdoors during thunderstorms because of the risk of being struck by lightning. Usually 'when someone is struck by lightning, the high resistance of the skin conducts the flash over the body in what is known as a flashover, but if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death.'"

374 comments

  1. Talking in the rain by nightsnack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this information is useful because we are always using our mobile phones out in thunderstorms.

    1. Re:Talking in the rain by heyguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, while you're outside, try and stay away from areas populated by wild pigs.

    2. Re:Talking in the rain by Centurix · · Score: 1

      And brush twice to be sure!

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      Task Mangler
    3. Re:Talking in the rain by gbobeck · · Score: 5, Interesting
      And this information is useful because we are always using our mobile phones out in thunderstorms.


      Hey, look at how many golfers and fishermen get struck by lightning every year even though they should know better.

      A few lightning facts that need to be stated:

      1. Lightning strikes can occur on any day, even in the absence of clouds.
      2. Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm.
      3. If you can hear thunder, you are in range to be struck by lightning.
      4. Contrary to popular notion, there is no 'safe' location outdoors to take shelter from lightning, although your car will offer some protection (read: its a crude faraday cage) provided that you do not come in contact with any metal object.
      5. If you are on your cell phone talking to your friends and lightning strikes in the general area, causing you to scream like a little girl and soil yourself, and your friends hear it, they will not let you live that down for quite awhile. Doubly so if it is captured on video.
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    4. Re:Talking in the rain by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the flashover occurs mainly when raining, ie when your clothes themselves are wet and offer less resistance.
      Either way, the best advice is not "don't use your mobile in a thunder storm",
      its simple common sense, "get inside away from the thunderstorm".

      Also, regarding a sibling poster, make sure you floss as well.

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    5. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this information is useful because we are always using our mobile phones out in thunderstorms.

      But seriously, have you been out in the world lately? People use their mobile phones EVERYWHERE, at ALL TIMES. It's becoming extremely annoying.

      People aren't going to ask whether they should use their mobile in a t-storm. It will never occur to them that a thunderstorm is a reason to stop talking on the phone as usual.

    6. Re:Talking in the rain by larytet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      btw "lightning" two months ago i registered domain name goMyPorn.com and guess what ? nothing changed

    7. Re:Talking in the rain by gerrysteele · · Score: 4, Funny
      Stupid story. I bet more people who get struck are without mobile phones to their ear.

      Ergo, I propose, via deduction, that you are MORE SAFE if you carry a mobile in a thunder storm. Statistics don't lie.

    8. Re:Talking in the rain by LordSnooty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doubly so if it is captured on video.

      Heheh. In South London ver kidz call it "happy-(thunder)-clapping".

    9. Re:Talking in the rain by DaLukester · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Statistics dont lie; this is true. However correlation causality. Just because two things happen at the same does not mean one causes the other.

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      It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician. A.De Morgan 1872
    10. Re:Talking in the rain by CheeseburgerBlue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. Lightning strikes can occur on any day, even in the absence of clouds.
      2. Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm.


      If lightning can strike even in the absence of clouds, why should there be a 10 mile limit?

      Or is it wrong of me to confabulate thunderstorms and clouds? Perhaps you're suggesting that thunderstorms can take place in the absence of clouds, too.

      Also, can somebody handy with Google please quantify for us the number of clear sky strikes versus "traditional" storm-associated strikes? As a corollary, how many of the people struck in clear sky conditions immediately prior to the strike invited some form of higher power to immolate them lest they be lying? (For example, "If I'm not telling the truth may Zeus strike me down on this very spot!")

      Inquiring minds knead to no.

    11. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... TFA actually mentions the case of a 15 year old British teenager being struck by lightning while using her cell phone in a park during a thunderstorm. The result? Severe brain damage to her.

      What I want to know, though, is how does one establish brain damage has occurred, from any event, in a typical cell-phone-glued-to-the-skull teenager? ;-)

      -1, distasteful

    12. Re:Talking in the rain by hb253 · · Score: 1

      So true. The one that baffles me the most is guys who talk on the phone in public bathrooms while emgaged in excretory activities. Absolutely no class.

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      Self awareness - try it!
    13. Re:Talking in the rain by Orange+Crush · · Score: 4, Funny

      It makes me so mad when some loudmouth on a cell phone keeps yacking while I'm trying to watch a good thunderstorm.

    14. Re:Talking in the rain by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      My general phrase is: " It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a pig! "

      I've already submitted it to Mythbusters, hoping they'll get a look at it sooner [rather than later] as it would be excellent for this to be debunked ten or twelve days by someone claiming to be an authority but not having run any tests. Consider how those guys enjoying play with electricity & fire -- cranking things up considerably beyond the expectated value just to see how fast or how far they really will go, the setups they've used before shoot make for an interesting setup. They did something like this on one episode, but I don't remember what it was. And they had to crank it to the max to even get it close to working as expected.


    15. Re:Talking in the rain by mpe · · Score: 1

      1. Lightning strikes can occur on any day, even in the absence of clouds.

      Hence the phrase "bolt from the blue".
      A risk in aviation is that it is possible aircraft to trigger lightning strikes.

      2. Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm.

      Unless you have specialist equiptment it's not easy to tell where a storm cell actually is and how it is moving. A storm could have more than one storm cell too.

    16. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no shit, it was a joke

    17. Re:Talking in the rain by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      Even if you cannot see clouds above you, a thunderstorm could exist 10 km away.

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    18. Re:Talking in the rain by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Our....metal phones. Because, y'know, there's a lot of metal in that little plastic thing, and I don't carry around coins, keys, or a pocketknife, wear metal-rimmed glasses or use headphones already because of lightning strike possibilities.

      What next, do I have to clean my rubber suit?

      --
      Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    19. Re:Talking in the rain by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Easy. If it's squishy that's normal, if it's crunchy the lightning did it.

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      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    20. Re:Talking in the rain by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      You know, my car stopped working during a rain storm. I had to use my phone to call for help, and got out of the car first because the place where it stopped was likely to get me killed faster than the lightning if I stayed inside. But with this new information, now at least I get to choose how I get it.

    21. Re:Talking in the rain by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Lightning is capable of striking more than 10 miles from a storm. In an instance of being near an isolated thunderstorm, it is possible you could be sitting on your back porch in the sun and get struck by a lightning bolt from such an isolated storm that you can't even see hidden by trees or whatever.

    22. Re:Talking in the rain by moro_666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      additionally, wearing a blouse with buttons certainly is a lethal
      combination when you are hit by a car, the buttons distort the equal
      hit and you'll die from a button breaking your chest. wear t-shirts.

        we have had quite many weird articles on slashdot, this certainly is
      one of them.

        if i get hit by lightning, i'd honestly rather die than live like a
      burned skin zombie for the rest of my days of sorrow.

      --

      I'd tell you the chances of this story being a dupe, but you wouldn't like it.
    23. Re:Talking in the rain by operagost · · Score: 1

      And apparently, my cell phone's housing is made of a metal that feels JUST LIKE PLASTIC.

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    24. Re:Talking in the rain by operagost · · Score: 1

      Do tinfoil hats stop lightning?

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    25. Re:Talking in the rain by scotch · · Score: 1

      Lighting strike do no always seriously or permanently maim. We'd all rather you died too, if it makes you feel any better.

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    26. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the "Cell phones can bring down a plane" myth.

      They used some very expensive testing equipment that the carriers themselves use, and had to crank the signal strength to > 1000 times normal before one of the older analog instruments began to malfunction. Then they took the same setup out on the road and couldn't get the same instrument (want to say IVR, it's the "From/To" indicator that uses airport beacons to orient the pilot in relation to any nearby airports) to even work right without the cellphone.

      They also took a fully loaded corporate jet with a 'glass' cockpit (ie, no solid state, all digital) and using the same testing methodology were unable to cause any interference whatsoever. HTH

    27. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What next, do I have to clean my rubber suit?

      Hi, email me at latexmanthing@gmail.com. We could have some fun cleaning our rubber suits together.

      Love,
      Norman Willy

    28. Re:Talking in the rain by nasor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lightening is one of those non-threats that people (especially the media) like to blow out of proportion.

      There are an average of 73 people killed by lightening every year in the U.S. While each of those deaths is individually tragic, this is a trivial number of people compared to, say, forty thousand people killed in car crashes, thirty thousand killed by household accidents, six thousand people killed in workplace accidents, or even the average eight hundred people killed every year from non-lightening accidental electrocution.

    29. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooops.. forgot the the 'greater than, less than' symbols wouldn't come out as is. Should of course be "Correlation Causality" .

      I know it was a joke, but with a signature like mine... I couldn't let it go!

    30. Re:Talking in the rain by fnord_uk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I haven't seen that specific episode, but I have first hand experience of the interference potential of using a GSM phone in a Cessna 406 used for aerial work purposes. It did cause erratic behaviour of a number of radio navigation aids onboard, although I can't recall which ones.

      Our workaround was for the pilot to fly using Visual Flight Rules (VFR) during cell phone calls and to prohibit the use of the cell phone (which was, in any case, legally prohibited by the UK CAA) when operating under Instrument Flight Rules (i.e. in cloud, fog, etc).

      FYI, the worst case of airborne RFI I've ever experienced was when we flew very close, at about 400ft altitude, to the 'hot end' of the BBC Russian Service's antenna array. The instruments freaked out, Russian voices came through the intercom, plasma screens threw wobblies (before the computer driving them crashed) and a 1.5 amp fuse popped in the power feed to a sensor towed on a 100m cable.

      Being a Slashdot reader, I've not yet discovered whether or not this intense RF exposure has left me sterile. The whole thing was quite amusing though. We had some 'interesting' times on that contract ;-(

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    31. Re:Talking in the rain by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      If...lightning strikes in the general area, causing you to scream like a little girl and soil yourself
      Did you mean genital area?
      Shudder.
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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    32. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "causality =/= correlation" even!

    33. Re:Talking in the rain by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting
      3. If you can hear thunder, you are in range to be struck by lightning.

      Shouldn't that be:

      3. If you can hear thunder, Thor missed you. This time.

      The lightning that hits you, you won't hear. They're like the mob that way.

    34. Re:Talking in the rain by morcego · · Score: 1

      I agree. That is why whenever I'm taking a plant, I always carry a bannana tree leaf behind my left ear. Statistically speaking, it is impossible for a plane, with a passenger using a bannana leaf behind his left ear, to crash.

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      morcego
    35. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig is even less funny than your pathetic attempt at humor. Let me guess, Far Side cartoons crack you up?

    36. Re:Talking in the rain by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right about the first part and likely wrong about the second.

      Statistics don't lie, but they can be very misleading when you only have a part of the data. Remember, you never have all the data. There is always error.

      --
      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    37. Re:Talking in the rain by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      You would need to slightly extend the hat so it covers your entire body. A tin foil suit.

      Keep the slits for your eyes and mouth smaller than 15cm, then you're also protected against GMS/UMTS.

      And remember, if you are hit by lightning, not to kiss the ground before you make your tinfoil touch something grounded (and i'm not talking about pepper).

      DISCLAIMER: duh.

    38. Re:Talking in the rain by neoform · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who thought: "what about umbrellas"? You know, those long metal lightning-rod-like things that people USUALLY carry around above their heads when it rains... ?

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    39. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that a fair number of cell phones had mostly plastic cases?
      Advertising campaign: "Your fancy metal cell phone can kill you. Buy our more expensive plastic phone, and be safe!

    40. Re:Talking in the rain by gbobeck · · Score: 1
      3. If you can hear thunder, Thor missed you. This time.


      No. A more correct version would be "3. If you can hear thunder, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the head. Of course, he always can roundhouse kick you in the head, anyways."
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    41. Re:Talking in the rain by Intron · · Score: 1

      Personally, I plan on switching from zippers to buttons based on this article.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    42. Re:Talking in the rain by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      1. Lightning strikes can occur on any day, even in the absence of clouds.

      Hence the phrase "bolt from the blue".
      A risk in aviation is that it is possible aircraft to trigger lightning strikes.


      That makes sense if you imagine the earth as a ball building up charge, and then discharging it into space. As long as the potential difference is low or the area of non-conductivity is high then the charge stays earth side. If you add anything that reduces the area of non-conducivity, such as tall clouds, planes, etc, then you increase the probability of lightning.

      I wouldn't be surprised that even water is capable of building up a static charge, if it is in movement and isolated from discharge. This actually makes me wonder whether lightning can move in two directions, depending on the point of highest charge.

      Don't forget that while there is lightning (earth -> sky) there are also sprites (sky -> space).

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    43. Re:Talking in the rain by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Only if you're standing underneath a tall tree.

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      I got nothin'
    44. Re:Talking in the rain by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah. I mean... we're talkin' five bars if you actually get struck!

    45. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      statistically speaking, how many /. postings do you think are people not getting jokes?

    46. Re:Talking in the rain by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. The amount of time and money wasted on teaching people "lightning safety" is mind boggling.

    47. Re:Talking in the rain by nasor · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Almost any form of accidental death that you could think of (drowning, accident riding a bicycle, sports accident) is much more likely to kill you than lightening, yet for some reason people seem to go nuts teaching the dangers of lightening.

    48. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not anymore, you just informed the whole world!

    49. Re:Talking in the rain by kimvette · · Score: 1

      If the parent was referring to the lightning striking a person myth, it was the one where they tested how a tongue piercing affects a lightning strike.

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    50. Re:Talking in the rain by bjohnson · · Score: 1

      Yeah that lightening is dangerous, dangerous stuff...it killed Karen Carpenter...

    51. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent isn't Funny; parent is Insightful.

    52. Re:Talking in the rain by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      My statistical studies at Slashdot have shown that people making jokes are the cause of quite a lot of people to have no sense of humor.

    53. Re:Talking in the rain by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      It's good to hear a voice of reason.

      Of course, if gay terrorist child-molesters figure out how to channel lightening we're all doomed!

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
    54. Re:Talking in the rain by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Lightning strikes can occur on any day, even in the absence of clouds
      What does that mean? Any day of the week? Any day regardless of the weather? Are you saying that if it's a lovely sunny day with nary a cloud in sight I can be struck by lightning? If you are, then you're off your head. I might as well worry about my hot coffee quantum tunneling through the mug and burning me.
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    55. Re:Talking in the rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dougal mode on

      "Who'd have thought getting struck by lightning would put you in Hospital."

  2. Metal objects ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    but if a metal object, such as a phone,



    Odd, my cellphone practically has no metal surfaces ...

    1. Re:Metal objects ? by Aglassis · · Score: 5, Informative
      Odd, my cellphone practically has no metal surfaces ...

      Guess what, neither does air, and that doesn't stop lightning!

      Your cellphone does have many internal parts that are metal (including conductive surfaces right next to your mouth and ear). If lightning can find a less resistive path to ground it will take it. Metal objects mean that lightning has to ionize a few cm less air (and if the storm is lucky, the human body will reduce the rest of the distance to ground).
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    2. Re:Metal objects ? by conureman · · Score: 1

      Kind of makes me want to rethink some of my tactics for dealing with electrical storms.

      --
      The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
    3. Re:Metal objects ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Informative
      Guess what, neither does air, and that doesn't stop lightning!

      Right. But if you get hit by lightning, you're pretty much fscked already.

      Your cellphone does have many internal parts that are metal (including conductive surfaces right next to your mouth and ear). If lightning can find a less resistive path to ground it will take it.

      If it has the choice between going through air/plastic and tissue, tissue will be the least resistive path. Even a mm of air has more resistance than the human body from head to toe.

    4. Re:Metal objects ? by leuk_he · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or metal object like coins or jewels. no-one ever carries coins. Use paper money/plastic only! it is safer!

    5. Re:Metal objects ? by daikimatsu · · Score: 1

      Maybe you and I know that, but the lightning doesn't know !

      commander> what's that henchman
      henchman #1> that's a..err...I think that's his hands...potruding outwards
      commander> abort mission! abort! stop the strike...the thing is no good
      henchman #2> yea what, back to finding the silly path of least resistance...I say take the resitance and fsck it, it'll be quicker
      chihuahua> the guys are no good
      spielberg> yay! i got my next movie idea...hello, err is it Tom?...dude!

    6. Re:Metal objects ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Right. But if you get hit by lightning, you're pretty much fscked already.

      No, that was the point of TFA. Holding a phone will incease the damage.

    7. Re:Metal objects ? by johnw · · Score: 1
      Use paper money/plastic only! it is safer!

      My plastic money now has metal bits in it!
    8. Re:Metal objects ? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Or metal object like coins or jewels.
      Metal Jewels!?
    9. Re:Metal objects ? by surprise_audit · · Score: 4, Funny
      Make sure your pants don't have metal zippers either...

      Hey, there's an idea for a stupid lawsuit - sue to make pants manufacturers include a warning label on metal-zippered pants: "In case of thunderstorms, drop pants and hurl them away from you"

    10. Re:Metal objects ? by creepynut · · Score: 1

      Ever worn a necklace?

    11. Re:Metal objects ? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Damn, so does my paper money!

    12. Re:Metal objects ? by lophophore · · Score: 1

      Shit! I better take off my fucking wire-frame glasses in a lightning storm!

      This is quote possibly the most asinine story I have seen on Slashdot in a while.

      Did you know that the MPAA and RIAA and iTunes DRM is responsible for most lightning deaths in the USA? I didn't either.

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    13. Re:Metal objects ? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      New research finds that beggars receive 10x as much spare change when dark clouds appear in the sky.

    14. Re:Metal objects ? by Kythe · · Score: 1

      Or belt buckles, etc., etc.

      Basically, whenever you hear thunder, act like you're going through airport check-in: dump all your metal and run.

      Somehow, I doubt the practicality of this advice.

      Isn't it simply better to get in out of the rain?

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      Kythe
    15. Re:Metal objects ? by jackbird · · Score: 1

      To someone you need standing (i.e. you need to have been harmed by the evil pants manufacturers in that way). You first.

    16. Re:Metal objects ? by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I have a Cell Phone of +1 Lightning Damage?

      Back off, bitch!

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      Just junk food for thought...
    17. Re:Metal objects ? by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      But if you get hit by lightning, you're pretty much fscked already.

      Yes you are...but if the direct stroke hits fifty feet from you, it's a different story. That's why you bought that surge suppressor for your computer.

      rj

    18. Re:Metal objects ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Yes you are...but if the direct stroke hits fifty feet from you, it's a different story. That's why you bought that surge suppressor for your computer.



      If it strikes that close, there's a good chance your computer will be fried by the EM pulse. A surge suppressor won't help in this case, because it's only designed to block surges in the AC power.

    19. Re:Metal objects ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The point wasn't whether the plastic can stop lightning (obviously it can't), but to address the supposed experts' misconception that a cell phone is a METAL OBJECT making DIRECT, METAL TO SKIN CONTACT with someone's face.

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    20. Re:Metal objects ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      YKK-- they're teh evil!

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    21. Re:Metal objects ? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been hiking in subalpine areas a number of times when I've been warned about incipient electrical activity because the zipper on my pants has started buzzing. REAL hikers apparently keep some aluminum foil on top of their backpacks so they can hear it well before zippers start arcing.
      (head downhill, fast, get your pack off your back, and if/when you stop huddle down and keep your feet together, since even a close strike will have enough voltage drop across the ground to go up one leg and down the other if you're standing straddling something.)

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    22. Re:Metal objects ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Surely that would be a Cursed Cellphone of -1 Lighning Resistance?

      Can you put it down? ;-)

    23. Re:Metal objects ? by zopf · · Score: 1

      I think you're kind of missing the point of the article. The doctors are saying that while the very high-voltage lightning can sometimes simply pass just around the surface of a person without actually conducting a significant current through one's tissues, having a cell phone or other metal object near one's body can upset the resistive balance that causes this effect, essentially encouraging the lightning to pass through one's tissues. Obviously even a small amount of current could upset the heart's rhythm, but any significant amount of current at such high voltage would sear (or even vaporize) flesh almost instantly.

      Basically, there have been cases where people survive a direct lightning strike because the current has a less resistive path just around the epidermis. Having a metal object near the skin fscks up your chances.

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    24. Re:Metal objects ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >That's why you bought that surge suppressor for your computer.

      Because the lightning had no problem travelling through miles of air, your oh-so-awesome Metal(!!!)Oxide Varistor is going to short the lightning to ground...

      Heh. Yeah. And I heard it'll turn your computer into gold!

      I think I'll just keep unplugging the computer from the wall. It might not be much (a few more feet of air), but it's better than trusting the most common component in power bars for surges available: A few mm of gap between conductors filled with zinc oxide. Or, if I'm really lucky... a few centimeters of inert gas.

    25. Re:Metal objects ? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Take out a multimeter and see if it's conductive. Many notebooks and cellphones are finished with a conductive paint for RFI shielding.

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    26. Re:Metal objects ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTFL. "There have been cases". Yeah. Someone's been smoking pot.

      If you're alive that means that most of the lightning's current didn't go through you. Doesn't matter if it'd go through a thin layer of your skin or not. If you just look at the currents involved, and at resistance of your flesh (even at the whole gamut involved), you'll quickly notice that it's quite enough thermal energy to cause some real damage. Trees explode from lightning strikes, you know.

      Even if the energy weren't a concern, currents still are. The more resistance you have, at a given fixed current, the higher voltage will develop across your body. There's no "sweet spot". If a lightning flows through you, either you'll be badly thermally damaged (if your resistance is on the "low end"), or you'll be electrocuted (high resistance), or most likely both. That's by looking at various published values for bulk conductance of various body parts and doing some simple FEM modelling of current distribution at DC.

      The only way to claim a cse of direct lightning strike is to have a few ultra high-speed digital cameras, triggered by up-going trigger ionization. The cameras would be pointed at the person (target), and a few more to get a bigger picture of the surroundings. Anything short of that won't give you the real picture. The cameras would likely need to have logarithmic imagers (I don't even know if the log imagers are available in ultrafast cameras!) in order to capture the exposure range involved (a lightning is pretty damn bright and you still want to see around it!).

      Basically only such a setup would give you enough detail to ascertain how the luminous ionized air column was interacting with the person, and then to reverse-engineer a current flow distribution. You could also possibly put the person on a small metal cylinder (sort of a pedestal), and put a large current sensing coil around it (there's a company that makes those, their brand color is green, NASA uses those on the lauch tower legs to analyze lightning strikes). The output from the sensing coil would need to be sampled, and pretty fast at that.

      Unless I'd personally see such documentation, showing that very likely all/majority of the current flow was through the person, and the person still being alive afterwards, then I'd believe in what you're saying zopf.

    27. Re:Metal objects ? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Hey, there's an idea for a stupid lawsuit - sue to make pants manufacturers include a warning label on metal-zippered pants: "In case of thunderstorms, drop pants and hurl them away from you"

      Hey, you wouldn't say that if lighting struck you in the crotch!

    28. Re:Metal objects ? by cswiger2005 · · Score: 1
      A surge suppressor won't help in this case, because it's only designed to block surges in the AC power.

      A really cheap surge suppressor basicly only has a filter capacitor to smooth surges, but almost any decent surge suppressor uses "metal oxide varistors" as well, which are designed to absorb small surges OK (they emit the energy as heat), or else melt down under a high-energy surge in order to break the circuit before more expensive components die.

      Basicly, MOVs are pretty similar to fuses in many ways, only they are more expensive, tolerate minor overvoltages/surges better, and blow under a high-power event faster than a fuse does. Well-designed equipment often has MOVs integrated into the power supply...

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    29. Re:Metal objects ? by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      A surge suppressor won't help in this case, because it's only designed to block surges in the AC power.

      ...which will run all through the neighborhood, because the AC lines are in the induction field of the lightning discharge.

      rj

  3. So you're telling me... by cwalk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I no longer need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power I need?

    1. Re:So you're telling me... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      No Dr Frankenstein, you don't.

      Now will you finally tell us what this secret project of yours is ?

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    2. Re:So you're telling me... by troc · · Score: 5, Funny

      But you still need a DeLorean.

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    3. Re:So you're telling me... by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      I believe they're Jigawatts you're after.

    4. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.21 jigawatts??!! What were you thinking??

    5. Re:So you're telling me... by numbski · · Score: 1, Redundant

      How many times do we have to go through this? :P

      Now to do the stereotypical thing and quote wikipedia (which is always accurate to the letter, just like the King James Bible):

      "Marty carries a snapshot of himself with his sister and brother, and 1955 Doc Brown discovers they are fading out, first Dave, the oldest, then Linda. Marty finds himself stranded, not having brought any additional plutonium back with him. The plutonium is used to create the "1.21 gigawatts" of electricity used to power the flux capacitor. Doc explains that only a bolt of lightning has the sufficient power required. Marty was given a fundraising flyer from 1985 that recounts the story of how the town's clock tower was to be struck by lightning the following Saturday in 1955."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_future

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    6. Re:So you're telling me... by psmears · · Score: 1
      Now to do the stereotypical thing and quote wikipedia (which is always accurate to the letter, just like the King James Bible):

      I think you need to give the GP more credit—I’ve seen the film, and he definitely refers to Jigawatts, not Gigawatts...

    7. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious - Quad SLI 7950GX2 ;)

    8. Re:So you're telling me... by slack-fu · · Score: 1

      But who is to say that the actor Christopher Lloyd knew how to pronounce "gigawatts" correctly. It might have just came out as "Jiga" instead of "Giga".

    9. Re:So you're telling me... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I've seen the film, and he definitely refers to Jigawatts, not Gigawatts...

      "Jigawatts" is actually the preferred pronunciation of "gigawatts".

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    10. Re:So you're telling me... by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 1

      Oh no! That means that "jigabyte" is actually the preferred pronunciation of "gigabyte".

    11. Re:So you're telling me... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Never trust a man who thinks 4 fl. oz is an appropriate serving size for beer.

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    12. Re:So you're telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard someone actually pronounce it jigawatt though? In my many years of science learning I haven't heard anyone (even my foreign profs) call is a jigawatt. Not saying that the majority is always right, but I think the preferred pronounciation just isn't used. And anyway, it doesn't matter if anyone pronounces it jiga- or giga-, we're still talking about the same designation since I'm pretty sure jiga- doesn't exist apart from giga- (but I only did a quick search).

    13. Re:So you're telling me... by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1
      No, duh! There's Mr. Fusion!

      ...and lightning.

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  4. Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn rivets! Catching my doo hoo willy on fire!

    1. Re:Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can laugh matie, but I still have a permenent brand on my arse from when I came off my motorbike and slid along the tarmac wearing jeans.

      The denim held up fine, but the rivit heated up during the slide and gave me a DEEP burn :-)

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    2. Re:Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by tgd · · Score: 1

      You've got your pants on sideways, the zipper goes forward.

    3. Re:Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by Frightening · · Score: 1

      How did you end up on your arse? Unless you were going backwards or you flipped(which should result in BRUISED buttocks), I just can't see it.

      Did they catch you on video? A video would help.

      *innocent smile*

    4. Re:Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Trying to slide on your front will wipe that smile off your face. (Especially if you're wearing a 3/4 or beanie helmet.)

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    5. Re:Guess everone better take off their Levis then. by Frightening · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that is where you go wrong! My balls have developed heat-resistance from laptop usage. I have super duper pirate cojones.

      Wait, that sounds fantastic...Super Duper Pirate Cojones. I think it's time for me to get a sig.

  5. And if you are hit by lightning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can then say "at least I was not using my mobile phone" ... duh!

    I am no expert, but I would say:
    1 - the risk of being hit is quite small if you behave with common sense (for one, stay inside!)
    2 - if you are hit, the consequences are quite severe anyway (die or very bad injury) so wether you carry a mobile or not should be a minor difference in the whole picture...

    It would be one thing if they said it is more LIKELY to be hit if you used the mobile, but that I cannot deduct from the statement, or?

    1. Re:And if you are hit by lightning... by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This may be slightly redundant - but I thought that it is worth a mention. When is was about 14 I was playing golf on my high school field. The weather turned for the worse and it started with the Thunder and Lightning. One of my less intelligent friends thought that it would be cool to stand on the roof of our school library with a golf club in his hand to see if he could get struck. It took us ages to persuade him to come down! - its something I have never forgotten - although a twisted part of me is still interested to see what would have happened to him should he have been struck!

    2. Re:And if you are hit by lightning... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny
      a twisted part of me is still interested to see what would have happened to him should he have been struck!

      At high school one student in my class charged himself up on a van degraff generator. I suggested he touch a tap. I was pretty sure what would happen if he touched a really good earth and I wasn't disapointed.

    3. Re:And if you are hit by lightning... by DogBotherer · · Score: 1

      If you actually read the article you'd see that, in fact, lightning injuries are often quite minor because the high resistance of the skin conducts the flash over the body in what is known as a flashover. A mobile phone or other metal object prevents this happening and can lead to much more severe internal injuries.

    4. Re:And if you are hit by lightning... by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, if you are ever in a lightining storm, it would be *safer* for you to be calling from inside a car, thanks to the large metal cage around you.

      Of course, you might lose control from the sudden flash and boom...

    5. Re:And if you are hit by lightning... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      can lead to much more severe internal injuries

      For the guy with the phone, that is. Eyewitnesses and bystanders can then enjoy the ensuing quiet.

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  6. At lightning voltages by Flying+pig · · Score: 4, Informative

    The plastic cover doesn't have any significant insulating properties. This is /. and I can't draw a diagram, but the insulation probably can't withstand more than about 10kV. For an analogy in relative terms, would you feel safe if the mains wiring in your house was insulated with nothing but a fine layer of dust?

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    1. Re:At lightning voltages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      would you feel safe if the mains wiring in your house was insulated with nothing but a fine layer of dust?


      Yes

      in my house the mains wiring is in the walls
    2. Re:At lightning voltages by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that companies out there are allowed to make these phones knowing that they could cause injury. Isn't this what we have a government for. We need have laws to protect us from ourselves. We must have congress prevent people from using phones during storms. If you know anyone who has been struck by lightening while holding a golf club, phone, lightening rod, etc... please encourage them to sue and write their congress person.

      If you don't know that I am joking, please know that I am a libertarian.

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    3. Re:At lightning voltages by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      If my walls were made of dust, I'd move out. Now, the carpet, that's a different matter entirely. Cat fur and dust seem to be the main constituents of mine.

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    4. Re:At lightning voltages by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even simpler way of looking at it: air is a really good insulator. The lightning just crashed through miles of air. It's not going to *notice* the plastic cover.

    5. Re:At lightning voltages by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Air at STP between flat plates breaks down at about 75 kV per inch, if I'm remembering physics class correctly.

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  7. What about piercings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does the BMJ have to say about body piercings, such as multiple earrings/studs?

    1. Re:What about piercings by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah....

      And what about my tin foil hat...

    2. Re:What about piercings by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      They experimented with piercings and lightnings on an episode of MythBusters. IIRC they only noticed a statistical difference once one head was fullfilled with piercings basically.

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    3. Re:What about piercings by GundamFan · · Score: 1

      yeah I think it was the doorknob in the cheek that finaly made it the more (electricaly) attractive head...

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    4. Re:What about piercings by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 1

      And what about this metal plate I got in 'Nam?

  8. Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is another of those disgusting Slashdot pseudo-science articles. Slashdot editors apparently spent their entire childhoods playing video games, and didn't learn anything about the real world.

    Edited paragraph, without the nonsense: "The Australian Lightning Protection Standard recommends that metallic objects... should not be used (or carried) outdoors during a thunderstorm..."

    The warning about metal and lightning has nothing particularly to do with cell phones. A tiny cell phone is not the biggest hazard. Don't use metal umbrellas during lightning storms.

    Don't fly kites with metal string. (Or any kite. Lightning travels on non-metallic paths sometimes.)

    1. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by cannonfodda · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does that mean that the steel plate in my head violates Australian health and safety standards ?

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    2. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't fly kites with metal string. (Or any kite. Lightning travels on non-metallic paths sometimes.)

      Yes - I expect that any wet string (and it will be wet, in a thunderstorm) is a much better conductor than the surrounding air.

    3. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have metal in my leg from 'Nam you insensitive clod!!!!

    4. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by KarMax · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't fly kites with metal string. (Or any kite. Lightning travels on non-metallic paths sometimes.)
      Yes. Here (in my city) we have a big beach and generally there are a lot of guys surfing. One day (during a lightning storm) one of them with a little piece of metal in his board was hited by a light (he dies instantly).

      It seems that you know what you are talking about, i remember that day... all the local news suddenly becomes, "experts on electrical storms". They give a lot of recommendations (do not wear cell phones, leave rings and metal things at home, etc.)

      I was surprised because the metal piece has the size of a memory stick (imagine that). I don't know about lightning storms... but i imagine that at this particular case the sea is more important than wear something metallic or not.
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    5. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by pong · · Score: 1
      Don't fly kites with metal string. (Or any kite. Lightning travels on non-metallic paths sometimes.)


      Lightning sometimes travels on non-metallic paths??
    6. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that is misleading. The article isn't about attracting lightning. The metal object isn't bad because it increases the chance of being in the way of some extreme current. It's bad because it changes the path of the current if you're hit. Then the metal object on your skin increases the chance that the current enters the body and doesn't travel just on the skin as it would otherwise likely do. Being hit by lightning isn't exactly what most people plan for, but since there is a good chance of surviving a hit, it is reasonable to take some precautions and reduce the chance of lethal injuries if you find yourself in a situation where you can't reduce the chance of being struck by lightning. Removing metal objects (jewelry, cellphones, belt buckles, watch, etc.) from your skin is one of those precautions. Getting out of the thunderstorm as fast as possible should of course be your number one priority, but sometimes that's not possible.

    7. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guys surfing. One day (during a lightning storm)

      I'm afraid metal had nothing to do with it. The cause of death was a lethal dose of stupidity.

    8. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by aamcf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was a student, I used to know someone who loved windsurfing during thunderstorms. He also liked to sit on the (flat, copper) roof of the (steel framed) halls of residence during thunderstorms. He didn't see anything wrong with this, despite the fact he was studying physics.

      Sometimes I wonder if he is still alive.

    9. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by tgd · · Score: 1

      And modern cell phones have so little metal, they barely count as tiny metal objects.

      I've walked through airport metal detectors with my Sony T616 a dozen times because I forgot to take it out of my pocket.

    10. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by mpe · · Score: 1


      The warning about metal and lightning has nothing particularly to do with cell phones. A tiny cell phone is not the biggest hazard. Don't use metal umbrellas during lightning storms.

      Unless you are the designer of such an umbrella :)

      Don't fly kites with metal string. (Or any kite. Lightning travels on non-metallic paths sometimes.)

      A wet non metalic string makes a reasonably good conductor, it only has to be more conductive than air to be a prefered path for a strike. You probably don't want to use a conductive string in the first place, the airflow over the kite can generate quite a bit of static electricity even without a storm.

    11. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by mpe · · Score: 1

      Here (in my city) we have a big beach and generally there are a lot of guys surfing. One day (during a lightning storm) one of them with a little piece of metal in his board was hited by a light (he dies instantly).

      It may well have had nothing to do with his board having a bit of metal on it.
      Surfing is a dangerous sport anyway, even without doing it in a thunderstorm. Deaths from both drowning and spinal injuries are not unknown.

    12. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      didn't the mythbusters do a story on this?

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    13. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine he'd be just fine. A copper roof & steel frame are far more conductive than he is, so he's not the best path. Sorta like a bird on an electrical wire.

    14. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by treeves · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly.
      Cell phones have very little metal in them really (and none on the exterior of most phones) and the only reason they could possibly have for singling out cell phones is the attention-grabbing "here's more proof that cell-phones are bad" storyline.
      I have a stainless steel coffee cup that'd be much worse than cell phone - and what about IPODS??!?!
      Metal wires going into both ears - plus you might not hear the thunder! Heavens, alert the CPSC!!!

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    15. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Intron · · Score: 1
      Title of article: Hang up your cell or get hit by lightning
      Evidence presented in article: 15-year-old girl who was using her phone in a park when she was hit during a storm
      Now if only they had discussed the other deadly things she was carrying:
      • pack of gum
      • 0.37 in change
      • Strawberry Coolatta
      • receipt for Rihanna CD
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    16. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headline is wrong and doesn't fit the article, but there's more to an article than just a headline. Quote: "Esprit and other doctors at the hospital added in a letter to the British Medical Journal that usually when someone is struck by lightning, the high resistance of the skin conducts the flash over the body in what is known as a flashover. But if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death."

    17. Re:Another disgusting pseudo-science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to meet an MD with significant training in high voltage physics. Why would adding a conductor outside the body cause additional penetration of current into the body? And in what way are these guys qualified to make that statement? And how did they determine that the cell phone contributed in any way to the girl's injuries? Its not just the headline that makes no sense.

  9. old wives tail? by WinEveryGame · · Score: 1

    I really thought this was an established old wives tail..

    1. Re:old wives tail? by arivanov · · Score: 1
      Old wives and British Regulations to be most exact. In the UK:

      You are not allowed to your phone at a petrol station because it may spark and risk a fire. That is the most phantasmagorical bull one could ever think of. Real reason is that some of the older reed contact based counters could miscount and you could deprieve Gordon Brown of some of his "hard earned" pennies.

      Anywhere on the territory of a hospital so that you do not interfere with sensitive medical equipment. Another phantasmagorical bull. All of it is screened to a much more stringent requirements than domestic equipment. Real reason is that if the patients were allowed to use mobile phones the "patient services" company could not longer charge them 90p per minute for calls to and from their (death)bed. And the trusts get a kickback from that same as from parking services. So on so fourth...

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    2. Re:old wives tail? by onion2k · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean "tale". Unless the women around your bit of the world are really weird..

    3. Re:old wives tail? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Old wives don't have tails you silly person.

      Even in Australia. Don't they teach you basic anatomy anymore ?

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    4. Re:old wives tail? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      That is the most phantasmagorical bull one could ever think of.



      Depends on how low quality the lithium battery is, or how badly you mistreat it.



      Anywhere on the territory of a hospital so that you do not interfere with sensitive medical equipment.



      There are some places (close to the equipment) where a cellphone can severely fsck up measurements (for example, cause ECGs to record pacemakes pulse when there aren't any). However, you need to be really close (within one meter, preferably closer).


    5. Re:old wives tail? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You are not allowed to your phone at a petrol station because it may spark and risk a fire.

      Braniac put this to the test. They filled a caravan with petrol, put in half a dozen phones and called them all at the same time. No bang.

      Then they got someone in a shell suit charged up with static to touch a pair of wires connected to the caravan. then it went bang.

    6. Re:old wives tail? by jeremymiles · · Score: 1
      In the UK:
      You are not allowed to your phone at a petrol station because it may spark and risk a fire. That is the most phantasmagorical bull one could ever think of. Real reason is that some of the older reed contact based counters could miscount and you could deprieve Gordon Brown of some of his "hard earned" pennies.

      I was at a petrol station once, and asked why I shouldn't use my mobile phone. They showed me a newspaper picture of a petrol station in flames, and said:
      "That was caused by a mobile phone", as they looked severe. They they said "Or maybe a cigarette."

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    7. Re:old wives tail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bet you believe everything your government tells you

    8. Re:old wives tail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      must be japanese...

    9. Re:old wives tail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what way is it "my" government? I didn't vote for it, I voted for the other lot.

    10. Re:old wives tail? by arivanov · · Score: 1
      There are some places (close to the equipment) where a cellphone can severely fsck up measurements.

      There are. No doubt. Around 0.1% of a hospital territory. And definitely not the hospital toilets or the non-intensive wards where there is no kit whatsoever. There it is entirely a matter of money. If it wasn't a matter of money, NHS would not have investigated the possibility of putting distributed antenna systems and/or picocells in the hospitals. Which they did. Multiple times over the years.

      The only reason it is not in is the inability to keep the 100% control of captive audience they have now.

      In addition to that if that was such a danger why did some hospital trusts (Addenbrookes, Oxford, etc) hand out Blackberries to all A&E personnel and why there is no limitation on where they can be turned on and off? Do they work by magic wand? Or by actually using GPRS and transmitting and receiving more than an idle GSM phone? The latter seems more likely.

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    11. Re:old wives tail? by netpixie · · Score: 1

      Goodness me! A single null result with no control! Ground breaking science!

      In other news:

      I drank a small sherry and didn't get drunk. Therefore alcohol is harmless.
      I left my front door open and didn't get burgled. Therefore burglary doesn't happen.

      (etc...)

    12. Re:old wives tail? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      well, actually - six null results, and what would you suggest as a control?

    13. Re:old wives tail? by sn00ker · · Score: 1
      what would you suggest as a control?
      Well d'uh! You put six cellphones in a caravan that's not filled with petrol, and see if calling them causes the caravan to explode. Sheesh.
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    14. Re:old wives tail? by netpixie · · Score: 1

      I don't actully think the conclusion is in any doubt what so ever (mobile phones do not cause petrol stations to explode) but do think that using an entertainment program (i.e. Brainiac) as a basis for for any sort of deduction is flawed. Show me the peer reviewed papers and I'll be happy.

      As regards the control, its a bit tricky for this experiment. You'd need a number of caravans full of petrol with no mobile phones near them, and observe them over time to see which ones spontaneously detonate. Alternativly, you could fuzz the experiment and look up "my caravan spontaneously detonated" statistics from the health and safety executive.

    15. Re:old wives tail? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Around 0.1% of a hospital territory.

      Yep, there's no denying that. The "no cellphone" rule is a classic example for punishing the 99.9% that are considerate because of the 0.1% that are idiots and will park their cellphone on top of sensitive medical equipment.

      It's also a liability issue. Some lawyer will find a way to pass the buck to the hospital in case of an incidents, even if it is completely unrelated.

    16. Re:old wives tail? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters did a much more heavy duty examination of this, and while they're not perfectly scientific either, they did a better job. They used a chaimber with various concentrations of vaporized gasoline and air, and found no way you could get a cell phone to produce enough energy to start the fumes, even under IDEAL fuel-air ratio.

    17. Re:old wives tail? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      and found no way you could get a cell phone to produce enough energy to start the fumes,

      El cheapo li-ion batteries should do the trick.

    18. Re:old wives tail? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Don't you ever get that email for hot & lonely old wife tail?

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    19. Re:old wives tail? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Old wives don't really have tails--it's an old wives tale.

    20. Re:old wives tail? by fnord_uk · · Score: 1

      I used to get the occasional bollocking, from the airport firemen, for smoking cigarettes outside hangars. They never seemed to bother the guy who cleaned engine parts with petrol whilst smoking cigars, even when he'd put them out by dropping them in the bucket filled with fuel.

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    21. Re:old wives tail? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      That would have been true if half of the consultants did not suffer from CrackBerry addiction. That would have been also true if trusts did not consider putting in DAS or picocells. That would have also been true...

      So on so fourth.

      The liability reasoning may have held some ground in US and may hold some ground as far as Tetra emergency radios are concerned (these can transmit way over what GSM does). It definitely does not hold as far as GSM. The only reason for the GSM ban is the monopoly on patient communication which a private company appointed by NHS holds now. 3000% profit margin is something to hold and to cherish especially if the only way to achieve it is by holding a monopoly.

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    22. Re:old wives tail? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but my "old wife" doesn't have a tail. :P

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    23. Re:old wives tail? by mkw87 · · Score: 0

      Hmm and I always thought it was an old wise tail.

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    24. Re:old wives tail? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      So it's ok to talk on the phone, but not smash the battery casing apart...

  10. And this is relevant to exactly what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We (as in the general population) have better odds at the planet being hit by an asteroid or comet capable of causing catastophic global changes in the environment than being hit by a lightning while on a mobile phone.

    I wonder how many people besides cowboyneal have been hit by lightning while posting to slashdot?

    -ac

  11. Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait till the mythbusters bust this one.

    1. Re:Mythbusters by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      I saw a Mythbusters show where they disproved the piercing thing.. they got some model heads (made of some kind of weird Jelly) one of which had its tongue pierced and they then caused a lightning strike to see which dummy got hit - they filmed it with high speed cameras which was cool - however - it was totally random which head got struck by the lightning- until they filled one of the heads with a load of nuts and bolts, at which point that got struck the most.

    2. Re:Mythbusters by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      The point wouldn't be whether someone with piercings got hit most but whether he would sustain more damage if hit.

      Lots of people survive lightning strikes.

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    3. Re:Mythbusters by notaspunkymonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this point was dispproved also - but to be fair they were using a Jelly head and not a real one! - the tongue stud sustained no damage at all when the lightning struck it (it actually hit the top of the had most of the time I belive)

    4. Re:Mythbusters by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Having never seen Mythbusters, I don't know how they do their testing. However I don't really see what piercings would do in case of lightning. Unless maybe there were several close to one another and there could be some arcing between them (after a bit of thinking I suppose it's possible in a lightning scenario although unlikely). Which with that kind of energy would probably be *bad*.

      Disclaimer : I haven't finished my first coffee yet. ;)

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    5. Re:Mythbusters by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

      the mythbusters also can't recreate the intensity of a lighting bolt either. maybe you should rewatch that episode. they even say what they did is nothing close to the power of real lightning. so you can't really compair thier findings with real nature

  12. I'd of thought by AlecLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The decrease in liklihood of a fatal injury not using you phone causes is insignificant compared to the decrease you get from removing metal jewelery?

    1. Re:I'd of thought by dwater · · Score: 1

      ...and glasses and watches come to mind too.

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  13. Tinfoil hatters already know this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditch the mobile and don a Tinfoil hat. The lightning won't be able to get a lock.

  14. Metal objects - like cellphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Odd, my cellphone practically has no metal surfaces"

    but it is a metal object

    Imagine holding a cell phone (to your ear) with all the metal parts freshly liquefied.

    Wouldn't many other objects be worse? Glasses? metallic inked novelty contacts (ouch)? aluminum (jock strap) cup!

  15. Metal phones? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only metal-bodied phones I've seen are the boutique ones like a Motorola V3. Everything else is firmly plastic, although most seem to have some kind of metal shielding inside when you open them up.

    Does it have to be metal in contact with the skin?

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  16. In other news ... by xav_jones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't hold up umbrellas, large metal spikes or TV antennae. Jury is still out on iPods and tin foil hats maybe OK.

    1. Re:In other news ... by Technician · · Score: 1

      What most people don't know is in a thunderstorm, the power lines are your friend. Stay away from the poles as that is where the high current will reach the ground. An area about 30 degrees wide is protected under power lines. Get in the zone. This is good for the flat farm land. If in a field, run to the road and get under the power line. Stay away from a fence as it can pack a strong punch if it is hit.

      This is the reason many high tension lines have 2 elevated wires above the 3 or 6 conductors on the towers. The top grounded wire protects the switchgear and substations and reduces lighting caused outages by reducing strikes to the high voltage wires. You also can be protected by being under the power line.

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  17. In other news .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doctors find that prolonged submersion under oceans can cause suffocation, and that walking into an active volcano can result in extensive burn damage.

    It is suspected that some natural forces can be injurious to human health. MORE FUNDING is needed to study these phenomena.

    Seriously, every slash-dotter must be aware that conductive objects on or near the body - jewelery is the obvious and most likely candidate - will act as a focus for energy transmission during a lightning strike. Belt buckles and shoe nails used to be the problem in earlier times.

    This can turn a survivable accident into a fatal accident. But should we all buy plastic-mounted diamond studs? Do we want to live forever? Or do we want to welcome our new insulated overlords.....?

    1. Re:In other news .... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      If you find a source of funding, I should like some for my studies to confirm the work of others which showed that

      a) Children learn, and

      b) Alcohol make students drunk.

      I know these were legitimate studies, but they were done some years ago (1980's), and are in need of independent confirmation.

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    2. Re:In other news .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) Thank you for your interesting and detailed application.

      b) We have considered your proposals carefully, but are sorry we are unable to recommend that this application is considered further. While your second topic is believed to have some merit, we were unable to find a member of our board sober enough to consider it for addition to their work streams.

      Your first topic has some importance to the survival of Western Civilisation, but was considered by the board to be secondary to our major research thrust for the following five years, that of examining the defectory habits of the Ursine family in tree-rich environments.

      c) We wish you luck with your future research career.

      Signed ..........

    3. Re:In other news .... by joeyblades · · Score: 1
      Seriously, every slash-dotter must be aware that conductive objects on or near the body - jewelery is the obvious and most likely candidate - will act as a focus for energy transmission during a lightning strike. Belt buckles and shoe nails used to be the problem in earlier times.
      Seriously, that's complete bunk. A lightning strike can be decomposed into two main components. First there are stepped leaders extending down from a cloud. These leaders excite magnetic fields. Within the fields positive streamers extend up from the ground. The streamers will extend higher from higher ground and with grounded conductive objects (such as a human body or a metal pole). The higher the positive streamer in the vacinity of a stepped leader, the higher the probability of a lightning strike.

      Having conductive objects on or near the body have no effect on positive streamers. Contrary to popular myth, conductors aren't like magnets to lightning. Of course, this bit of wisdom assumes that one is not doing something stupid like holding a metal pole in the air. In that case, a conductive object near the body (i.e. the pole) could be said to increase one's probability of being struck.

    4. Re:In other news .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, your accusation of complete bunk is complete bunk.

      Noone here is talking about the chance of GETTING a lightning strike. The OP talked about what happened AFTER you got one.

      For the benefit of muggins here, and the other people who can't read, the charge will tend to flow over the surface of a reasonably insulating body. This is typically what happens when people survive lightning strikes. However, if you have a conductive object in close proximity to your body, the charge will tend to flow through this. That is what the original comment means by 'act as a focus for energy transmission'.

      The result of this is a red-hot or vapourised metal item, and probable ingress of charge into your body cavity as the exploding item disrupts the skin and makes a conducting plasma out of surface flesh. This is typically what happens in a fatal strike.

      The conductive object may be jewelery, coins, a mobile, anything. A year ago two women were found dead under a tree in Hyde Park after a storm, and subsequent examination suggested that they might have survived if they hadn't been wearing underwired bras.

      And that is why the original comment pointed out that metal could turn a possibly survivable incident into a fatal one. NOT that you could avoid the incident altogether. Thanks for the contribution on how lightning grounds itself - it was completely pointless. (By which I mean that you left out the critical role that sharp points have in the concentration of charge - as well as ... Oh, never mind...!)

  18. Hello!? by damburger · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm in a thunderstorm!

    No, its crap!

    *ZAP*

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  19. WTF is this about metal objects? by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best way to insulate oneself from lightning is to be _inside_ a metal object, such as an automobile.

    Anyone who has seen the Electricity Show at the increasingly unchanging Boston Museum of Science knows that.

    Lightning Safety tips, for the uniniated:

    1. Do try to not be the highest thing around.
    2. Don't stand under the highest thing around.
    3. Don't lay flat on the ground if you are at a golf course or open field. Crouch.
    3a. Some country clubs splurge and buy lightning detectors. Pay attention to the warning.
    4. Seek freakin' shelter
    5. 4 may conflict with 2.
    6. Cell phones are the least of your worries.
    7. Geeks should be more concerned whether the insurance covers the electronics.
    8. The rubber soles of your shoes won't protect you.
    9. If you are talking on your cell phone in the middle of a field during a lightning storm, Saint Darwin will announce "You! Out of the gene pool!" and take your soul.

    and lastly...

    10. **"The Australian Lightning Protection Standard recommends that >>metallic objects, including cordless or mobile phones, should not be used (or carried) outdoors during a thunderstorm," Esprit added.** So drop your pants and toss your belt buckle when the storm hits.

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    1. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by Nutria · · Score: 1
      2. Don't stand under the highest thing around.

      What if a building is the highest "thing" around?

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    2. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by bmo · · Score: 1


      "What if a building is the highest "thing" around?"

      Don't be silly.

      Get inside.

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    3. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those that simply like to play the odds. Here are the odds of dying in one's lifetime so one in :

      (For the impatient, lightning is 92 on the list, other gems are accidents, self-harm, assault, accidental poisoning, falling down, drugs, walking down the street, cars, bikes and things, fire, #28 is getting medical care, etc. Fun list!)

      64 Nontransport Unintentional (Accidental) Injuries [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      118 Intentional self-harm [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      211 Assault [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      212 Accidental poisoning by and exposure to noxious substances [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      218 Intentional self-harm by firearm [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      228 Car occupant [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      229 Falls [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      247 Other and unspecified land transport accidents [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      264 Other and unspecified person [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      315 Assault by firearm [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      451 Narcotics and psychodysleptics [hallucinogens] n.e.c. [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      472 Other and unspecified fall [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      490 Accidental exposure to other and unspecified factors and sequelae [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      541 Other and unspecified drugs, medicaments, and biologicals [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      576 Intentional self-harm by hanging, strangulation, and suffocation [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      612 Pedestrian [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      675 Other accidental threats to breathing [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      679 Intentional self-poisoning [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      771 Event of undetermined intent [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      869 Occupant of pick-up truck or van [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      997 Other and unspecified means and sequelae [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1032 Other fall on same level [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1081 Accidental drowning and submersion [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1117 Poisoning [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1159 Motorcycle rider [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1179 Exposure to smoke, fire and flames [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1267 Inhalation and ingestion of other objects causing obstruction of respiratory tract [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1310 Complications of medical and surgical care and sequelae [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1366 Exposure to inanimate mechanical forces [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1433 Other and unspecified means and sequelae [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1471 Uncontrolled fire in building or structure [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      1796 Assault by sharp object [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      2331 Fall on and from stairs and steps [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      2811 Drowning and submersion while in or falling into natural water [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      3056 Exposure to forces of nature [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      3285 Other and unspecified drowning and submersion [[ more characters to get past the lame lameness filter ]]
      3638 Antiepileptic, sedative-hy

    4. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1
      2. Don't stand under the highest thing around.

      What if a building is the highest "thing" around?

      Then don't stand under it. (But you could go inside it...)
    5. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by dema · · Score: 1

      The best way to insulate oneself from lightning is to be _inside_ a metal object, such as an automobile.

      Isn't it the rubber in the tires that does the good though? Not so much the metal frame?

      3. Don't lay flat on the ground if you are at a golf course or open field. Crouch.

      Why's that?

    6. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the rubber in the tires that does the good though? Not so much the metal frame?

      No. It just went through hundreds of meters of air, a bit of rubber in your wheels won't make the slightest difference. Not to mention that whatever protection rubber gives you is probably counteracted by your car being metallic.

      What protects you is that the car acts as a faraday cage, with the current flowing on the outside of it.

    7. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Isn't it the rubber in the tires that does the good though? Not so much the metal frame?



      No. The few cm from the car's frame to the ground are pretty much irrelevant. Google for "Farady's cage" for an explanation of the effect.



      Why's that?



      Because if the lightning strikes somewhere close to you, current flows through the ground. If you're flat on the ground, your body might become the path of least resistance for this current. If you crouch (and keep your hands and feet close together) this is less likely to happen.

    8. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by bmo · · Score: 1


      "Isn't it the rubber in the tires that does the good though? Not so much the metal frame?"

      The electricity travels along the surface in what is called "skin effect". The electricity follows the outside of the vehicle to ground. However, this does not work if your car has a fiberglas or plastic body. Saturn and Corvette owners are hosed.

      The rubber in the tires does nothing, just like "teh googles."

      "Why's that?"

      Why crouch? Because lightning will travel along the ground. If you lay flat, it increases the chance of electricity flowing through your body if there is a nearby strike. If you crouch, only your feet are touching the ground.

      All that said, my original post was a bit silly and I didn't expect a 5. :-P

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    9. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Stay away from telephones, plumbing and electrical wiring. Many people have been electrocuted while talking on the telephone.

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    10. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by mpe · · Score: 1

      3. Don't lay flat on the ground if you are at a golf course or open field. Crouch.

      Laying down on the ground is actually dangerous if there is a ground strike near you. Which can result in different pieces of ground having different potentials, this can also be a risk for four legged animals.

    11. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by prattle · · Score: 1
      If you lay flat, it increases the chance of electricity flowing through your body if there is a nearby strike.

      Okay, fair enough, but is this sufficient reason for choosing to be the highest point in the landscape? I would think that getting lower would be a better idea. PS: Thanks for this nugget; it'll have me riddled with doubt should I ever find myself in a field with thunder around. :-)

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    12. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by MrSquirrel · · Score: 1

      As other people have already mentioned -- Faraday cage. Wikipedia it, I'm not doing the url gruntwork for you. Electrons like to be as far away from each other as possible (electrons like protons, but not eachother) so they go where they can be furthest from each other -- when you have a closed body like a sphere or cube or whatnot, they can be furthest from eachother on the outside of that sphere. So your car is a closed metal body, meaning the electricity will stay on the outside (for the most part... you still should avoid contact with the frame). Also of note, the rubber on the tires is completely ineffectual -- lightning takes the path of least resistance to the ground -- it has already trodded through the hardly-effective-at-conducting air and if it saw your nice metal car body it would gladly hitch a ride through it and then jump from the bottom of the car body to the ground (bypassing the tires). Don't believe me? Go ride a convertible in a thunderstorm :D

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    13. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      What protects you is that the car acts as a faraday cage

      Minor correction. A Faraday cage is an enclosure that prevents the intrusion of electromagnetic radiation (i.e. radio waves) in a certain frequency band. What protects you from lightning is the skin effect. The lightning travels along the outside surface of the metal frame, leaving you unscathed within. A Faraday cage uses Gauss's Law (skin effect) to block EM radiation, but not all metal objects with hollow centers are Faraday cages.

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    14. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by Tofof · · Score: 1

      Okay, fair enough, but is this sufficient reason for choosing to be the highest point in the landscape? I would think that getting lower would be a better idea.

      Unless the ground is very dry, precipitation tends to form a thin layer of conductive water across the surface of ground. If you're laying in this, your body has numerous entry and exit points for the current of the lightning strike. If you're crouching, however, your shoes actually provide a good degree of protection. Typical shoe materials (leather, plastic, rubber) are good resistors and separate your conductive body from the conductive water layer.

      This spread of lightning across the surface is called the 'ground current effect' and occurs even without the aid of said water layer. A quick google turns up some limited details.

      Keep in mind that the extra meter of height you present by crouching instead of lying is offset by the several thousand meters of air above you in either case. That's a relatively small difference, so the odds of you being struck directly are still low. However, the current can travel across the surface for 'long' distances (I've never seen it quantified), allowing you to be affected by any strike in a 'long' radius - obviously greatly increasing your odds of being injured. This ground current effect is responsible for 30% of lightning-related injuries. Direct strike injuries are only one-eighth of that, 3%-5%.

    15. Re:WTF is this about metal objects? by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      286537 Ignition or melting of nightwear

      A-ha! Underpants gnomes do exist!

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  20. Shocking news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is really shocking news, I must call my boss on his cell phone and warn him. Wait, let me check the weather where he is on vacation, clear and sunny, guess it can wait.

  21. Well, at least when you're hit using a cell phone by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

    you can call for an Ambulance.

  22. Now if you want science... Checkout the cows! by GrpA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lighting information week...
    http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/week.htm

    Safety.
    http://www.lightningsafety.noaa.gov/outdoors.htm

    Check out the line of dead cows near the metal fence.... I didn't see a single cow with a mobile phone in it's non-opposable-thumb hoof.

    GrpA

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    1. Re:Now if you want science... Checkout the cows! by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It was the cow magnets that did them in.

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  23. wow by Ichigo+Kurosaki · · Score: 2, Funny

    shocking

  24. Lightning is no joke by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    Once I locked myself outside in the middle of a lighting storm. Fortunately I had my wits about me so I grabbed a big piece of sheet metal and sheltered under the biggest tree I could find. In retrospect it was a good thing I had the metal as the tree was hit and a whole branch fell off. Something told me this was a special piece of wood, wood I could make a base ball bat out of.. Well long story short I called it wonderbat and used it to help my company baseball team win!

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  25. You're more likely to drown in the bathtub. by scruffie · · Score: 1

    or so says the National Safety Council. About five times more likely than dying of a lightning strike. Or 92 times more likely to die from getting hit by a car as a pedestrian. Me, I'd worry about talking on your cellphone crossing the street.

    1. Re:You're more likely to drown in the bathtub. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you're still more likely to die from a lightning strike than a terrorist attack. See http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/attacks/relar isklightning.htm.

      It also appears that you are also more likely to be eaten by a shark than killed by a terrorist.

  26. Of all the things to worry about... by TheBiGW · · Score: 1
    ...this comes pretty low down the list imo.

    I mean, getting struck by lightning is a pretty freak event in itself. What are the chances of you being on the phone while it happened?

    Surely there are other, more important things to be worried/afraid of? Isn't this just another one of those slow news days? Or the media trying to give people something else to be scared of?

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  27. Motorola V3 by dafing · · Score: 1

    About your term "botique" about the V3, I have one, and I love it. Its not a 3G phone, and only vga camera, but I strongly reccomend that everyone should get one! I love my V3 like I love my iPod, I get a kick when I see someone else with a V3, in my town of 60K, there are only a couple, I know its an old phone, but its still great!

    It is interesting, the lower half of the V3 is plastic to help with the signal and what have you. Wonder if this helps dissipate a current through your arm?

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  28. No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix"

    In other news: Drinking and Driving Ill-Advised

    and: Standing in Plain Sight and Being Shot At Found to Be Dangerous

  29. Are you kidding? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you kidding? Some people seem to not even have a life that doesn't involve screaming into a mobile phone. Yay for sitting next to the guy who's just got to tell everyone in his phone book that he's on a train, across from the codependent chick wanting to do everything together with her boyfriend and god forbid that they're not in contact at every hour (actually, she sounded so obsessed, she sounded more like "stalker" than just "codependent"), and a few other such specimens which can't just shut up for at least 5 minutes of a 5 hour train trip.

    Frankly, when I saw this Penny Arcade comic strip, I thought I had actually been around people like that.

    What makes you think that that kinda people would stop talking in a thunderstorm? I can just see the same specimens under some crude picnic/fishing/bus/whatever shelter, screaming into the phone, "YES, I'M IN THE WOODS! CAN YOU HEAR ME? IN THE WOODS! WHAT WAS THAT? THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM HERE! CAN YOU HEAR ME? THUNDERSTORM!" Or I can just see the girl mentioned above shivering under some tree in the rain, but unwilling to stop being in contact with her boyfriend even then.

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    1. Re:Are you kidding? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      I spend 3 hours a day commuting on trains, and my most hated saying has become "NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME!". I always know it's going to be a long ride after I hear that.

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    2. Re:Are you kidding? by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      +5 Penny-Arcade-Link

      I, for one, am seriously pissed that this article got posted. Up until now, natural selection was working like a charm... hopefully none of those scream-into-the-phone-about-their-one-night-stand assholes in the Borders cafe read /.

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    3. Re:Are you kidding? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      but unwilling to stop being in contact with her boyfriend even then.

      n00b....do you actually believe such a dribble of a human being would go on a camping trip without her b/f? People like that refuse to do anything (assuming it is possible) w/o their significant others. work she can't take her b/f, but camping oh yea.

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    4. Re:Are you kidding? by Tom · · Score: 1

      I can just see the same specimens under some crude picnic/fishing/bus/whatever shelter, screaming into the phone, "YES, I'M IN THE WOODS! CAN YOU HEAR ME? IN THE WOODS! WHAT WAS THAT? THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM HERE! CAN YOU HEAR ME? THUNDERSTORM!"

      What's so bad about that? I can imagine the lightning might miss the guy, but then we aren't any worse than before, so whatever happens it'll either improve the situation or make no difference.

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    5. Re:Are you kidding? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Cue Dom Joly.
      HELLO?! Yes! I'm in a thunderstorm! It's rubbish! Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

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    6. Re:Are you kidding? by Y.T.G. · · Score: 1

      Well... if you're in a situation like that, give them a helping hand, pull their antenna up, push them out from under the cover saying "Better reception!!!" and get your camera phone out and win a few bucks on America's cough Stupidest ... ahem ... I mean ... Funniest videos.

    7. Re:Are you kidding? by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

      My favorite is the guys who wander through a grocery store talking to the wife asking her loudly on the phone "where is the bread?".

      The wife is at home and is trying to tell hubby how to find the bread with out knowing where he is in the store.

    8. Re:Are you kidding? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Or the guy at the video store loudly reading all the titles to the wife? Grrrr.

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    9. Re:Are you kidding? by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about condemning the guy talking to his wife, because the alternative is his wife and screaming toddler fighting each other through the aisles.

      I think I would rather hear the guy on the phone.

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    10. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or those people who won't shut up talking to the people next to them. I find them far more of a pain than the few people I hear with their phones.

    11. Re:Are you kidding? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I don't know, the people sitting next to each other tend to be less loud, from my subjective, anecdotal experience. Most you don't even hear, or barely, if they're two seats away. On the other hand, more than half the mobile phone gang seems to make it their duty to scream, especially when (deducing by the conversation) they're getting poor signal, but for some it's the primary mode of talking on a phone.

      It probably doesn't help that a lot of phones are still the type that has the mike pointed at the middle of your cheek, so if it's sensitive enough to pick up your voice, it's sensitive enough to pick up all the noises in that train car.

      Plus, honestly, even if two talking face to face are loud, they tend to at least have better conversations. It's getting boring hearing the same fucking old "I'M ON A TRAIN! YES! A TRAIN! CAN YOU HEAR ME? YES, A TRAIN. YES, I'M GOING HOME! YES, HOME! YES, I JUST GOT AWAY FROM WORK! I'LL BE THERE IN TWO HOURS! WHAT? TWO HOURS!" I mean, ffs, some sound like they're retarded, talking to a complete retard, or both. It's so content-free, you have to wonder what the point is.

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  30. Just the important parts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In a letter to the British Medical Journal, doctors wrote that people ... outdoors during thunderstorms ... risk being struck by lightning. Usually 'when someone is struck by lightning, it ... increases the odds of internal injuries and death.'"

    Since that seems to be all that matters... I sincerely doubt a bolt of lightning has a much greater chance to hit me when I'm holding a few ounces of metal close to my head.

  31. Braindead article by ByeLaw · · Score: 1

    This is silly, what about a watch?, a necklace?, a ring?, a metal button on your jeans... brain dead article.

  32. Mobile phones and lightning? by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there is anything that, along with lightening, couldn't be a leathal mix... Lightning and a cat could be leathal...

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    1. Re:Mobile phones and lightning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly recommend against holding a cat to your head during a thunderstorm.

      I'm serious, my brother died that way.

  33. Forgive me for responding to the article, but .... by Major_Error · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...I know, I know, I really shouldn't be doing this. But hey...

    Is it just me that finds the 'flashover' principle slightly improbable? Now, I'm not a physics PhD (but then again neither were the *doctors* who wrote the letter to the BMJ, presumably!) but this was a notion first suggested by Nikolai Tesla. He hypothesised that he was able to pass the enormous voltages of his Tesla Coil across himself without feeling pain because it was so fast it 'crawled across his skin'. It has since been shown by far greater physicists than I that this was little more than a theory; it has no basis in Physical fact.

    In actual fact, the reason he felt no pain was that the potential difference across his body and the floor (voltage to thee and me) was so high, and of such high frequency, that the AC current was oscillating faster than the nerves can respond - in much the same way as we like our CRTs to refresh at a faster rate than our eyes can, we just don't see it happening. As a result, his nerves never responded to the high frequency arc of electricity. If it was sustained, he would certainly feel his skin burn, and death would ensue (as continued high current has a nasty nasty tendency to do!)

    In case it wasn't obvious...the arcs of electricity produced by a Tesla Coil are almost identical to lightning, in that they require a high enough potential difference to ionise the air to arc. He essentially shot (small) bolts of lightning across himself in the process of demonstrating his new-fangled AC.

    So what am I saying? Well, I don't really feel the 'flashover' idea holds its own weight. Finally, who wouldn't expect a lightning strike to demobilise a person? If you ask me, she's frightfully lucky to be alive at all...

  34. Nothing to see here... by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    They reported the case of a 15-year-old girl who was using her phone in a park when she was hit during a storm [...] "This rare phenomenon is a public health issue, and education is necessary to highlight the risk of using mobile phones outdoors during stormy weather to prevent future fatal consequences from lighting strike injuries,"

    In other news, some dude has been hit by a lightning while having a boner. Education is necessary to highlight the fact that an erect penis will increase your odds of being struck by a lightning... </trolling>.

    More seriously, "The doctors added that three fatal cases of lightning striking people while using mobile phones have been reported in newspapers in China, South Korea and Malaysia.", so, there is a correlation between the increase in the number of people being struck by a lightning while using a cellphone and the increase of the use of cellphones while outside, but,, if you multiply the ratio of people using a cell phone while outside by the number of people being struck by a lightning, you will obtain the number of people who should get struck by a lightning while using a cell phone. Does the actual number differs significantly from the calculated number?

    Anyways, they're talking about it happening while using a cell phone, but doesn't their explanation also work for when your cell phone is in your pocket? When I saw the title of this article, I assumed it would talk about how emitting radio waves increases your odds of getting struck, but no, it's all about holding little piece of metal in your hand.

    Nothing to see here, move along

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      I read about this in the papers today, and they gave more detail on the girl's accident. If I remember correctly, she was found lying on her back with the phone clutched in her severely burned hand. She lost hearing in the ear she was using the phone with (more details here). They were trying to highlight the danger of touching metal objects in a storm, because it causes severe burns and worse when you are struck by lightning. Most people wouldn't consider holding a phone or iPod in a storm to be dangerous, but they say that if you get struck by lightning, it can make the effects much worse.

      doesn't their explanation also work for when your cell phone is in your pocket?

      Well, in that it wouldn't be touching your skin, not as much, no. Although on the link I gave above, there is this:

      Paul Taylor, a scientist at the Met Office said it could also be dangerous to carry a mobile in your pocket during a storm.

      "It is well known within the thunderstorm detection community that wearing or carrying metallic objects can increase the likelihood of injury.

      "It certainly adds to the intensity of the skin damage and the article certainly amplifies that here.

      "I would treat a mobile phone as yet another piece of metal that people tend to carry on their persons like coins and rings"

  35. Maybe OK??? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and tin foil hats maybe OK.

    Wearing a tin foil hat in a lightning storm is a win/win situation. If it works you are protected from lightning, if it dosen't work the lightning will melt the tinfoil and fuse it with your skull creating a permanent mindsheild to protect you from those cosmic mind rays plus the lightning will probably also fry all those alien implants.

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    1. Re:Maybe OK??? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Actually, not really. Researcher's at MIT's CSAIL and Media Lab have determined that a regular tinfoil hat improves reception of government-allocated frequencies.

    2. Re:Maybe OK??? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      ...a permanent mindsheild to protect you from those cosmic mind rays plus the lightning will probably also fry all those alien implants.

      It provides no apparent improvement in spelling abilities, however.

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  36. Tin foil hats by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't trust any report citing tinfoil hats as a risk, since it's probably a government ploy.

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  37. Natural battery charger? by polemon · · Score: 1

    That's great! Can I use this effect to recharge my batterys? With the useof some BIIIG resistor or something, maybe? And what if I hook up my Cellphone, Laptop, iPod and a kitchen appliance, like umm... A toaster, in line? This could save ives!!! Think of crashed airplanes, and campers, that got lost!!! Just wait for the next storm, and ``ZAP you're back online!

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  38. Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A few quibbles:
    • There is no such thing as "flashover". The human body is largely salty water, an excellent conductor. There is nothing about the "surface" of the body that makes it a better path for conduction.
    • Even if the surface were a better path for "flashover", that would be a very bad thing. That would concentrate the energy into the top layers, probably vaporizing off your skin. You need your skin.
    • Maybe somebody read something about "skin effect", a real electrical phenomenon, but inapplicable to this case.
    • If you get struck by lightning, you have much worse things to fret over than the exact path lightning took.

  39. more the battery by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

    I would rather be worried about the acid contained in the battery.... because of the massive heat output that it would do to it, i guess it would explode..... so after being electrocuted, you're gonna be burned by acid, what a nice way to die ^_^

    p.s. this is coming from my personal logic and haven't been researched in any way...

  40. It's official by Mofaluna · · Score: 2, Funny

    God doesnt want people to marry... Why else would a metal object such as a wedding ring increase the chance of internal injuries and death in case of a lightning strike?

    1. Re:It's official by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

      Then god hates rap singers too!
      With their overuse of jewelry, they are even easier targets!

  41. ancestors hit by lightnint by genckas · · Score: 0

    Did I understand right or did evolution equip us with anti-lightning-mechanisms. Since skin creates "flashover" does this mean our ancestors got hit by lightning often? Do other animals have it?

    Here is from wiki: "In a direct hit the electrical charge strikes the victim first. Counter intuitively, if the victim's skin resistance is high enough, much of the current will flash around the skin or clothing to the ground, resulting in a surprisingly benign outcome. Splash hits occur when lightning prefers a victim (with lower resistance) over a nearby object that has more resistance, and strikes the victim en route to ground. Ground strikes, in which the bolt lands near the victim and is conducted through the victim via his or her connection to the ground (such as through the feet, due to the voltage gradient in the earth, as discussed above), can cause great damage."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning

    Damn interesting...skin resistance..who would have thought of it...

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  42. It's a start by smchris · · Score: 1

    So what can we find that increases the odds of internal injuries and death when they are using a phone in enclosed public places like restaurants and commuter busses?

  43. safety tip by rs232 · · Score: 1

    My old man taught me never to stand in a bucket of water and put your hand in a light socket. Without this sound advice I mightn't be here today.

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  44. Old golfers' trick... by jpellino · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that if you're in an area prone to lightning, you should make sure you have a 1-iron in your bag.
    When it gets dicey hold it up in the air - because as every golfer knows, even God can't hit a 1-iron.

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    1. Re:Old golfers' trick... by SCPaPaJoe · · Score: 1

      Come on give Lee Travino his props...

  45. Is anybody thinking? by harris+s+newman · · Score: 0

    Nobody has other metal on them, such as rings, watches, metal buttons (Levi's), etc, the real risk is only cell phones? The fact that metal increases risk is one thing, equating it to only having cell phones is quite a streatch.

  46. Lightning is sometimes guided... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Should have said, lightning is sometimes guided even on non-metallic paths.

    1. Re:Lightning is sometimes guided... by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1

      Lightnin' can move down strings yo.

    2. Re:Lightning is sometimes guided... by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 1

      I think the G.P. was referring to the face that air is non-metallic, and lightening travels through it all the time.

  47. Lee Trevino by JiveDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember when Lee Trevino would stroll casually with a 1-iron over his shoulder during thunderstorms? Oh wait, this is Slashdot...nevermind.

    1. Re:Lee Trevino by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know the joke, the punchline is "Because not even God can hit a one iron."

      See, a one iron is a tough club to hit. Get it? It's a golf joke. Oh, nevermind.

    2. Re:Lee Trevino by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Actually the quote is "even God has trouble hitting a one iron". I know because Lee told me, I met him 28 years ago.

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  48. No super powers then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your saying if I get hit with lightning while holding my cell phone, I won't turn into National Security Man and be able to listen in on American phonecalls? Well there goes my weekend.

  49. Bottom line by johnscaud · · Score: 0

    _NEVER_ use your mobile phone when you are about to be struck by lightning. Let lightnings strike you safe and clean.

  50. Tesla was probably right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't treat lightning like dc. Lightning is a very fast pulse. As such the frequencies involved are quite high. That gives rise to the skin effect. The current could pass through the thin layer of moisture near the surface of your skin. Also remember that a Tesla coil generates RF. The skin effect applies.

    On the other hand, if all the factors don't align just right, it is possible to get a really nasty burn from rf.

    An example of the rf nature of lightning was discovered in an experiment at the CN Tower in Toronto. They ran a cable from the top of the tower to ground so they could measure the energy of lightning strikes. They found that virtually no energy reached the bottom of the tower. It was prevented from doing so because the energy was rf and that length of wire had enough reactance to totally flatten the pulse.

  51. You'd be surprised by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mean, getting struck by lightning is a pretty freak event in itself. What are the chances of you being on the phone while it happened?


    For some people I've been around, I'd say the two probabilities are almost equal.
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  52. Tin Foil Hats At The Ready by JamieKitson · · Score: 0

    I'm alright, my tin foil hat unrolls to complete my Faraday cage.

  53. Act of God? by ozbird · · Score: 1

    In a letter to the British Medical Journal, doctors wrote that people should not use mobile phones outdoors during thunderstorms because of the risk of being struck by lightning.

    Nice one, God - smite the loud-mouthed bastards.

  54. Re: Inside a car... by fred_nd · · Score: 1
    The best way to insulate oneself from lightning is to be _inside_ a metal object, such as an automobile.
    I would prefer to be inside a building, since the noise of the lightning striking the car you are inside will probably void the warranty of your ears.
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  55. Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Well, I'm an EE, not a doctor, so purely in terms of logic, I would agree with your arguments. However, evidence is more important than what I would deduce from current knowledge. Regardless of how I think things should work, observation of how they *do* work is obviously more correct. Simple googling on getting hit by lightning got me the following information:

    80% of people who get hit by lightning recover and "lightning often flashes over the outside of a victim, sometimes blowing off the clothes but leaving few external signs of injury and few, if any, burns."

    Now, I won't presume to try to explain exactly why that is because, not knowing much about biology, I don't understand the composition of the human body enough to even make an educated guess. However, considering it is observed to happen you can't argue that flashover doesn't exist.

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    1. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      The GP poster mentioned the fact that the body is filled with a salt water solution. An excelent conductor. Chances are that if there is lighting, there is rain (there are plenty of cases contrary to this, like volcanic eruptions, but lightning is on a long list of problems there). The rain gets you and your clothes wet. Perhaps the lightning "flashes over" your clothes somewhat like a wick on a candle doesn't burn, but the wax does. So the lightning doesn't actaully touch you... Just a thought. I'm not a doctor or an EE or a physisist (or a great speller).

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    2. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
      Okay, I was a bit hasty. Let's try again:
      • Just because some ourdoorsy site says something doesnt prove it is true. One might suspect just by probablility and the geometry of the situation that the majority of "lightning strikes", maybe up to 95%, are not direct hits on people, but rather lightning surges conducted through the ground from a nearby strike. If you've ever seen what lightning does to a large tree, you might wonder how anybody survives a direct strike. They probably don't. But there are thousands of "close call" survivors that certainly got enough of a jolt to thinnk they got a direct hit.
      • There is a term called "flashover". There are also terms like "leprechauns", "ghosts", "lucky gum", "win an ipod by punching the monkey".
      • Lightning strikes are complex phenomena. You've got electricity, ions, conductors, semi-conductors, resistances, and insulators, all in a complex configuration. There are gonna be "funny" effects.
      • All it takes is a miniscule percent of the lightning strike to burn off your clothes. If that is "flashover", one has a really long row to hoe to prove that adding or subtracting a few inches of plastic and metal is going to make any discernible difference either way.
      • You could just as well argue that a vaporizing cell-phone is going to make the air path to ground more conductive, bleeding away some of the current that would go through the body. There's no way to prove this either way by having 10,000 doctors hand-waving.

      So IMHO, this is an unproven and probably unprovable concern over a miniscule problem, unsettleable either way, and trivial in comparison with the effects of lightning.

    3. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Part of the problem is that news media say "hit by lightning" when they're really talking about people who were "near-missed" by lightning. Very few people actually take a direct hit; those who do are smoke. But the d(beta)/dt term in Maxwell's third equation is huge for quite a distance away from the main current path, and it can induce enough voltage to cause substantial arcing.

      rj

    4. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by anethema · · Score: 1

      EE too here :) Just guessing but I imagine the ionized air channel the lightning has opened to ground has much better conductivity than a sack of salt water..

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    5. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by muellerr1 · · Score: 1
      Your second link amusingly proves the stupid Slashdot article wrong:
      Kitigawa has shown fairly conclusively with dummies that metal about the head does not increase the likelihood of being hit (unless it projects far above the head, increasing the person's height).
    6. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was a bit hasty.

      Like I said in my previous post, you made logical comments, and I was inclined to agree with you. However, I was curious, so I wanted to look for some statistics, knowing that in addition to lightning phenomenon being awfully complex, as you mentioned, the human body composition is too, and I don't know enough about it to apply my knowledge to it.

      Just because some outdoorsy site says something doesn't prove it is true.

      Well, I didn't exactly do extensive research on the subject, I just did a quick googling, as I stated. If you care to spend time finding statistics from more reputable sources that claim otherwise, I'm certainly not going to argue against it by citing the "outdoorsy site"

      maybe up to 95%, are not direct hits on people

      That's fine, I agree. Those stats just said, "hit by lightning", so I think anything goes. Still, maybe carrying metal objects increases your chances of getting a more direct hit, so it'd still result in a higher chance of a fatal encounter.

      There is a term called "flashover". There are also terms like "leprechauns", "ghosts", "lucky gum", "win an ipod by punching the monkey".

      When you observe leprechauns and ghosts we'll talk. That's why I mentioned observation. The site that mentions that often people will get their clothes burnt, but not themselves is a university, adapted from a lecture by an M.D.. That doesn't guarantee it to be correct, but it's probably more reputable than the "outdoorsy site" you complain about. Still, if you want to spend time doing proper research to prove that site wrong, that's fine. In fact, nothing about what you said seemed wrong to me. However, when you can observe that something different happens, you have to admit that maybe you're not considering all the variables, and something else is happening.

      All it takes is a miniscule percent of the lightning strike to burn off your clothes.

      Ok, that's just irrelevant. That miniscule percent of the lightning strike is still a lot of energy if it's burning off your clothes. You don't need much current going through your heart to kill you. So, obviously, most of the current is going through the surface of your body and through your clothes, not passing through your heart and killing you. That's what they claim flashover is.

      You could just as well argue that a vaporizing cell-phone is going to make the air path to ground more conductive, bleeding away some of the current that would go through the body. There's no way to prove this either way by having 10,000 doctors hand-waving>

      TFM was short and didn't explain the exact details of how they get to that conclusion, but since they mentioned examples of people who were hit by lightning while using their cell phones, I imagine that it's pure statistical analysis. "Look: we have all these non-fatal without permanent injury lightning hits. Is there a common element in between those that were fatal or resulted in severe injuries? Yeah, a statistically significant portion of them were carrying metal objects such as cell phones with them. That's not the case in the other group." All the doctors and engineers need to do now is run simulations to find out why that is the case, but if you know that information, you can't dispute the fact that it is indeed the case.

      So IMHO, this is an unproven and probably unprovable concern over a miniscule problem, unsettleable either way, and trivial in comparison with the effects of lightning.

      It's definitely a miniscule problem, since the odds of getting hit by lightning are awfully low. It may be unproven, since the article didn't explain how they got to their conclusions. Unsetteable is definitely not the case, studies can be made to show it one way o

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    7. Re:Doctors and EE's shouldnt switch jobs indeed by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1
      Your second link amusingly proves the stupid Slashdot article wrong

      Not really. The article says that holding the metal object could interrupt the so called "flashover" effect that would allow you to survive the hit without getting seriously or fatally injured. That means if you do get hit, you're more likely to be hurt if you have the metal object than if you didn't, not that you're more likely to get hit.

      Of course, I'm not arguing in favor of that. I just said that there's not enough information to dismiss it, and the little googling I did at least seems to indicate the flashover effect does exist. Then again, they could be bad sources, I don't know. If you care that much, do better research than the 30 seconds I did :)

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  56. bollocks by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're arguing that tales of mobiles interfering with devices etc is an old wives tale. You counter with...wait for it...another old wives tale.
    Way to go.
    I'm sitting here next to a commercial ECG telemetry system. By taking a call with my cell phone and walking around near the telemetry transmitters, I can *see* the interference on the monitor screen. I can also *see* the interference as I walk near clinical trials subjects with holter ECG recorders on. I'm doing it now: the disturbances are also present in the electronic data captured from those ECG machines.
    If I were to go to our sister site and make a call within earshot of the coronary care unit, I'd get punched for using one because it *visibly and demonstrably* fucks up the readings and traces which are used for live, safety-critical monitoring.

    Sure, there are areas of hospitals where it won't affect anything, but there are areas where it will, and it's safer and easier to ban the use over a wider area rather than trying to enforce a policy of allowing it in one room but not the one next to it.
    Banning mobile phones in certain areas is just common sense - it's all about whether you can prove, beyond all doubt, that it *doesn't* interfere. If there's any doubt, or you just can't prove it, don't do it.

    1. Re:bollocks by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm sitting here next to a commercial ECG telemetry system. By taking a call with my cell phone and walking around near the telemetry transmitters, I can *see* the interference on the monitor screen. I can also *see* the interference as I walk near clinical trials subjects with holter ECG recorders on.



      Yep. I'm actually developing patient monitoring devices, and have my cellphone next to the ECG I'm working on gives me a nice 1-second warning on the screen of the patient monitor before the thing is actually going to ring.



      It's nothing compared to other things we have to deal with (electrosurgery, for example), but then again, doctors _know_ that they can expect the ECG to be distorted when they push the button on the ESU probe.

    2. Re:bollocks by adidalax · · Score: 0

      Yet, doctors still carry pagers around hospitals all the time still, dont they?

    3. Re:bollocks by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Aren't pagers mostly one-way ? They don't need to send data, just receive.

    4. Re:bollocks by adidalax · · Score: 0

      They've got to be more than just one way, or else how would the network they're on know which pager is which? There's got to be some sort of handshaking going on. IDK....just a thought =P

    5. Re:bollocks by Auntie+Virus · · Score: 1

      Most plain old pagers are one-way. The paging transmitter sends a code (older pagers it's one or more audio tones, newer use a digital string) that activates the pager. The paging system doesn't know if the target pager is on, or gets the page, it just knows that pager's code, and sends it. That said, many hospitals have an in-house paging system, with a VHF or UHF transmitter blasting out RF from an antenna on the roof.

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    6. Re:bollocks by adidalax · · Score: 0

      Gotcha! Makes sense....

    7. Re:bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Means your design-for-EMI sucks, that's what it means. There's no more no less to it. ECG is DC (compared to cell phones). All you need is good (we're talking 170+dB) noise immunity, outside-to-inside of your unit. Now the fact is that most clinical ECG is crappy enough that there's no way to have that sort of immunity without redesigning the whole thing. Your typical bedside monitor (I've seen and disassembled a few recent ones) is really only good enough to sell. There's nothing spectacular about it, and they are really not good examples of RF design.

      In order to be immune from RF, you have to design the whole thing like you would an RF system. A sensitive RF system. Think professional, high grade receivers / spectrum analyzers. And those are not easy to design, and not cheap in production either. As long as clinical ECG monitors are considered to be almost disposable commodity (that's how the staff treats them, at least), there's no way to design them well since noone would buy the well designed ones :(

      Now, I've seen ECG + EMG systems developed for military aviation use which don't notice the standard radiation that's used to test avionics on an assembled aircraft. The RF power levels involved in avionics testing make the cellphones look silly in comparison. I believe that military aircraft don't notice much if you put an open 1kW microwave oven a few meters above the top of the closed canopy. The EMG/ECG combo that I've seen didn't notice that equivalent of 1kW microwave oven either. And, er, the canopy in question was a more or less standard non-conductive canopy, w/o any stealth coatings. Think polycarbonate or glass, i.e. doesn't do much in the way of reducing the RF that passes through.

      The ESU probes most likely have other problems, like some residual DC component (maybe just some leakage through their isolators) that really screws up ECG/EMG no matter how hard you'd try to filter it out -- it's in-band, so filtering won't do. I'm always wary of any probes. Having participated in design of an excitation system for resistive breath detection (current pulses applied through skin), I know that it's hard to get rid of all interference even if you fully control the pulse shapes. It takes a lot of experimenting to get it to a state where the excitation and EMG/ECG are not disturbed (i.e. it's say 20dB below noise). A cell phone that's not in contact with your body will not generate anything in the ECG band. Unless your kidney stones are somehow semiconducting and act as rectifiers :)

  57. Crotch rivet anyone? by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

    Originally Levis' had a rivet in the crotch, but it was removed in 1942.

    Legend has it that it was because cowboys squatting next to a fire would find that the rivet had become quite hot when they stood up.

    But it actually had more to do with war time rationing of metal than over heated rivets burning cowboy scrotum.

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    1. Re:Crotch rivet anyone? by Matt+Edd · · Score: 1

      cowboys squatting next to a fire would find that the rivet had become quite hot when they stood up

      I call that a feature. Too bad I don't hang out near fires that often or I would have to find me a pair of those.

  58. Insignificant but spectacular risks by mrogers · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Great, another headline about a statistically insignificant but spectacular risk. How long before we launch the War On Thunder?

    This whole story is based on a letter (not a peer-reviewed article) describing essentially anecdotal evidence that using a mobile phone increases your risk of injury given that you have been struck by lightning. The letter does not say that using a mobile phone increases your (negligible) chances of being struck by lightning.

    This story says a lot about the inability of people (including doctors, it would seem) to evaluate risks. I'm surprised the British Medical Journal decided to publish the letter.

    1. Re:Insignificant but spectacular risks by geobeck · · Score: 1

      How long before we launch the War On Thunder?

      Hey, might as well. It will be as successful as any of the other "war on [concept]"s conceived in the last couple of decades.

      I'm sure Thor is chuckling and polishing his hammer in anticipation!

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  59. Another Stupid and Misleading Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title suggests that there is something uniquely dangerous about cell phone usage during a lightning storm, as if it had something to do with radio waves, when in fact it is all about being in contact with metal. What an annoyingly misleading story. I guess they knew it would generate a lot more readers than the rather obvious "Metal Objects & Lightning a Lethal Mix".

  60. Re:Forgive me for responding to the article, but . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way the flashover priciple works is quite simple:

    If you're out in a thuderstorm or somesuch, we're going to assume it's raining. Ergo, you are soaking wet. When lightning hits you, instead of travelling *through* your body, it takes the fastest path to the ground, namely through the water, hence flashing over you. Now, this will, among other things, still burn away all your clothing and potentially cause arrythmia, but still, more survivable than lightning actually passing through your body

  61. I've seen it in action... by SaturnTim · · Score: 1

    I was a the Tibeten Freedom Festival at RFK stadium (washington DC) several years ago. It was a cloudy, overcast day... but dry.

    Midway through the day, lightening struck a woman one section over from where I was sitting. She was talking on her cell phone at the time.
    She wasn't at the highest point in the stadium, and in no other way seemed to differentiate herself from those around her.

    About 15min later the rest of the thunderstorm moved into the area. But the bolt that hit her was the first hint a storm was coming.

    I'm still pissed I didn't get to see radiohead that night. At least I read a couple weeks later that she did survive.

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  62. Re:in two words: by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    Two words summary: duck and cover.

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  63. I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all ready by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    They have done several "lighining related" tests.. going by some of the tests they have done.. a cell phone is NOT going to increase your chances of being struck my lightning.

    In fact.. to get the lighning to always strike a head with a piercing on it they had to have about 5lbs worth of metal on or in the head target, and rarely did it actually HIT the metal in the head (untill they added the 5lbs or so.. the big metal door knob in the head finally did it).

    Statisticly.. the metal you wear or a phone is not going to make you more of a lightning magnet than no metal / cell phone.

    It is still wise though to bend over and grab your toes if you are out in the middle of a lightning storm, they say the ass is the safest place to get hit....

  64. The skin effect applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lightning is a very fast pulse. Therefore, it is actually a form of RF energy.
    https://ewhdbks.mugu.navy.mil/wavelet.pdf
    http://lists.contesting.com/pipermail/tentec/2003- December/040019.html
    RF would much rather travel on the surface of an object than internally.
    http://www.conestogac.on.ca/eet/courses/microwave_ techniques/skin_effect.html
    So, yes, the skin effect applies.

  65. ...high resistance ... conducts... by Classic+Guy · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make sense to me.

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  66. Actually cars offer absolute protection. by technoextreme · · Score: 1, Insightful
    4. Contrary to popular notion, there is no 'safe' location outdoors to take shelter from lightning, although your car will offer some protection (read: its a crude faraday cage) provided that you do not come in contact with any metal object.

    Please do not confuse a faraday cage with the skin effect. The skin effect is actually what is occuring. The skin effect occurs when very high frequency currents travel through conductos. This results in the current traveling around the very edges of the conductor. Hence you can in fact place your hand on the metal frame of the car opposite the side in which lighting strikes because electricity will never travel that path. I've seen this demonstrated plenty of times on a two story van da graaf generator. Now if your dumb enough to be touching the outside of the car....
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    1. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      If I touch the side of a Faraday cage I also would not get shocked. A Faraday cage shields the inside electrically from the outside up to a certian frequency of radio wave. The skin effect doesn't affect the person in the car, only the body of the car by making current flow on the outside.

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    2. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by technoextreme · · Score: 1
      f I touch the side of a Faraday cage I also would not get shocked. A Faraday cage shields the inside electrically from the outside up to a certian frequency of radio wave. The skin effect doesn't affect the person in the car, only the body of the car by making current flow on the outside.

      Well, Im really confused. The skin effect and the Faraday cage are very similar and wikipedia lists the car as being a Faraday cage but technically the skin affect would apply also since lighting is a very high frequency ac current.
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    3. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by Aspirator · · Score: 1

      Well, Im really confused. ........ since lighting is a very high frequency ac current.

      Lightning is a (relatively) short duration event, but it is not high frequency ac current, it
      is the discharge of a large static accumulation (dc).

    4. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, since when are lightning bolts high frequency? From the viewpoint of skin effect and thickness of car sheet metal body, they are DC. No skin effect. Forget it.

      Cheers, Kuba

    5. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by Joebert · · Score: 1
      Actually cars offer absolute protection.

      Untill I realize I parked on the railroad tracks waiting for the rain to let up.
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    6. Re:Actually cars offer absolute protection. by pyat · · Score: 1

      It's neither AC nor DC, both of those are basically man-made time variations that have technological uses.

      A lightning strike is, as you note, a transient impulse. As such, if you do a decomposition into frequency-components, you will have a very broad-band signal, with significant high-frequency components. Each component has its own skin effect, so some is very much dominated by skin effect, while the lower frequency components show much less effect.

  67. Funny.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Your gloating about an inferior phone, your irrational passion for it and your unnecessary mention of the i-word make perfeclty clear that the original poster was dead right when refering to the phone as a boutique one.

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    1. Re:Funny.... by dafing · · Score: 1
      Learn to spell, there is a preview button you know.

      About your comment, whats your problem? I see you have a ton of posts "oh yeah?","No he did not", "You got it wrong", "Why should we?" etc. You sure seem to add a lot to Slashdot.

      Have you used a RAZR? Have you even seen one? Not that I really want to talk to such an interesting person, but name some of the weaknesses you feel it has. We all know its only got limited storage, but its enough for some great mp3 ringtones. We know its got a vga camera. We know it doesnt cure cancer. But I love my V3. I really do. I I I I I I. I love the word "I".

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    2. Re:Funny.... by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      Given your love of the word "I", you might like to try the newer V3i :-)

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    3. Re:Funny.... by dafing · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the suggestion :)

      But, if you read, I love the V3!

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  68. Call in the Mythbusters... by Caduceus1 · · Score: 1

    I think Jaime and Adam should check this one out. They've played with lightning and electrical shocks to bodies before...

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    1. Re:Call in the Mythbusters... by xtronics · · Score: 1

      not only that - but this is just FUD - better not hold your metal car keys either.

      Also see :



      http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

  69. High resistance? by BenFenner · · Score: 1
    the high resistance of the skin conducts the flash over the body in what is known as a flashover
    The high conductance of a material allows a flashover; certainly not the high resistance.
  70. Shouldn't the warning be more general.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like, don't be outside during a thunderstorm?

  71. Sue the pants off them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see action movie style of people throw away their pants as they see lightning strikes zeroing in. The pants gone is a puff of smoke. Fade Screen.

  72. And in other news...... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    Apparently holding a large matal aerial above your head in a thunder storm is dangerous as well.

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  73. This is the last straw by murderlegendre · · Score: 1

    Don't know about you, but I'm joining the resistance

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  74. Re:Forgive me for responding to the article, but . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent was incorrect. It is not the AC frequency is too high for the nerve, but rather the damages are restricted to a very shallow part of his skin.

    Only a thin outer surface of a conductor conduct current when the frequency is high. This depth is a function of the frequency know as skin depth. Essentially 7x skin depth contains most of the currents.

  75. What ARE the odds? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    If holding/carrying a cellphone/PDA/$electronic_device doesn't actually INCREASE the odds of being struck by lightning, then WHO CARES?

    There are only two really important outcomes of a lightning strike on a human being:

    You live and still have some control over most of your body.
    Or you die (or become a very limited live person).

    The degree to which you are burned will always vary. That's why people with brains come out of the rain.

    The odds are still 3,000,000 to 1 (http://www.davehitt.com/april00/lightning.html) unless you carry a lightning rod of some kind.

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  76. Re:Forgive me for responding to the article, but . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only problem with your theory is that lightning is DC, not AC as in Tesla's experiments. And as a EE graduate student, the BMJ is right, these things will increase the risk. However, when speaking about such large amounts of energy, it really doesn't matter whether you have a cell phone or not. Anything touching the skin is going to cause this effect. This whole cell phone is just straining at nats. Personally, I think it is totally irresponsible to make people worry about the tiniest effect, when they should be teaching people what to do in a lightning storm.

  77. 100% charge by kbox · · Score: 1

    Initially being struck by lighting would suck, I bet it would be handy if your battery was running low though.

  78. RAZR by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Will I didn't buy the moto razr and I don't have to worry about my phone....no metal parts touching me.

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  79. What about glasses and watches? by Animus+Howard · · Score: 1

    The article said the problem exists when metal is in direct contact with the skin. Most cell phones have plastic which prevents direct contact with metal, and while the insulating value of that plastic is only around 10kv, that's much higher than the body provides so I don't see a cell phone changing vey much.

    In any event, wouldn't the metal frame of my glasses and my metal wristwatch be much bigger threats? My wedding ring?

  80. Public cell phone etiquette by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes I'd love to be able to hurl a bolt of lightning at some cell phone users.

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  81. Re:Pagers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Most simple pagers are one-way, they are NOT in communication with the paging system, but are simple receivers on a specfic frequency. They listen to the signal and receive ALL of the pages, but only when a page "addressed" to the pager is received do they activate and display it.

    Nuts and Volts had an article a few years back on how to build a pager-receiver which would watch the whole data stream. It's generally not encrypted (i.e. don't use pagers to send sensitive data, like patient IDs or Credit Card numbers) and easily intercepted.

    Now, the newer generation of devices which ARE two-way (crackberries, SMS, etc) do actively transmit. They have to update the network with their location so the calls can get routed properly.

  82. How to survive a thunderstorm by amrust · · Score: 1

    1. Don't use a landline phone while it's storming outside.
    2. Don't use a cellular phone while it's storming outside.
    3. Don't carry large metal objects, outside.
    4. Don't carry large metal objects, inside your home.
    5. Maybe just throw away all metal objects you own.
    6. Avoid standing next to other people's tall, metal, objects.
    7. Don't stand in pools of water.
    8. Better yet, just never get wet at all. Stay completely dry.
    9. Don't go outside. Ever.
    10. Order all your supplies, groceries, etc. from the saftey* of your home computer!

    * Do not use computer during a storm. See step 1.

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  83. arborescent burns by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 1

    The discharge like pattern is called "arborescent" burn. The theory is is that it is a result of a flashover from a nearby conductor or an entrance wound from the positively charged lightning. See for example Forensic pathology by DiMaio.

    Typically, the high resistance of the skin prevents the lighting from entering the body, but any metal object including jewlery will disrupt the flow. Mobile phones are just an example of such an object. There is a more detailed discussion of injury mechanism in Int Paediatr 2000;15(3) as referenced by the British MJ article.

  84. Lightning is bad, m'kay. by DragonHawk · · Score: 1
    The warning about metal and lightning has nothing particularly to do with cell phones


    No kidding. Even the metal objects just act to focus the lighting at that point (increasing the chance of burns, reptures, etc., at that point). There's still the general risk of being struck. I think the overriding message here should really be: Don't be outside in a freaking lightning storm!

    I also chuckle at people who think rubber or plastic or some other insulator is somehow going to protect you. Lightning is pushed by millions of volts. At that kind of potential, everything is a conductor. I've actually had lightning travel down a fiber optic line, leaving melted and burned parts.

    Lightning does weird shit. The best defense is to not be there.
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  85. Wrong department! by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

    This should have come from the "No shit sherlock!" dept...

  86. everythings a conductor by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Informative

    at a billion volts everything is a conductor. You could hold a glass or rubber rod high in a thunderstorm and get much the same thing you would with a metal pole. and let's not hear anymore nonsense about electricity "taking the path of least resistance". it does not, MOST of a given current flow will do that, but parallel paths with more resistance will also be taken, but by less current. Even if you short your car battery holding a bus bar with two hands, there's a small amount of current going through your body too.

    1. Re:everythings a conductor by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
      Even if you short your car battery holding a bus bar with two hands, there's a small amount of current going through your body too
      Kids nowadays have much more fun with science lessons than I ever did.
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    2. Re:everythings a conductor by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      scary thing is there are people out there who do take a wrench or similar and make a spark on a storage battery's terminals to see if there's any charge. might need a makeover after a face full of fire and hot sulphuric acid

  87. New meaning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think you just made a new meaning to the expression "suing their pants off"..

  88. My thinking on this... by TheIndifferentiate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it is a good assumption that Lightning + Almost Anything Else = Lethal Mix. I saw a CNN article with video yesterday where a guy was hit by lightning on a motorcycle. Being the "Almost Anything Else" part of the equation did prove lethal to him. They showed gouges in the asphalt where the lightning had hit it!

  89. Other metal objects? by 955301 · · Score: 1


    Let's look at all of the other things I should discard in the event of a thunderstorm.

    1. eye glasses
    2. change
    3. belt buckle
    4. keys
    5. ipod and ear buds.
    6. umbrella
    7. pda
    8. blackberry

    Sounds a lot easier just to get out of the storm and head indoors instead. But I suppose wearing a metal building around me with lightning rods on top of it makes me more likely to get struck as well?

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  90. In other words by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    You have less than a tenth of the risk with a cell phone than of using a landline during a thunderstorm.

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  91. Re:I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article doesn't cliam that a cell phone increases your chances of being hit - it claims that if you are hit (incidental to using a cell phone) your injuries will likely be more severe as a result of using a cell phone. I doubt Mythbusters covered that one - but then, to be honest, I'm not sure it's even quantifiable. How would we measure without hitting people with lightning and checking on the results? (And other factors could well influence those results anyway).

  92. oh, now COME ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin..."

    Um, isn't the danger -holding METAL objects during a thunderstorm? Why do cell phones get singled out?

  93. Zapped on the phone while driving and Myspace by gelfling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously the real danger is driving in thunderstorm while talking on your phone while simultaneously logging on to MySpace as illegal immigrants are slaughtering avian flu infected Pit Bulls to buy crack to fund their gang activities in the kiddie porn and terrorism industry.

    1. Re:Zapped on the phone while driving and Myspace by Kredal · · Score: 1

      I *HATE* it when that happens! We should form an anti-cell phone coalition to combat these horrible acts of indecency and terrorism!

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  94. More Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's another article about this:
    http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_ id=31&art_id=qw1151011442625B251

    Here are all the 71 articles google news finds on this topic:
    http://news.google.com/?ncl=http://www.iol.co.za/i ndex.php%3Fset_id%3D1%26click_id%3D31%26art_id%3Dq w1151011442625B251&hl=en

    According to the first article (Independant Online), 1 girl in London and 3 people in Asia have had this happen to them. If 4 people out of the hundreds of millions of cell phone users worldwide is a big enough group to cause you concern, then I think you're on crack.

    Move along, nothing to see here.

  95. Ahem... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Ahem... I _am_ an EE and have some interest in physics too, and it seems to me pretty bullshit to proclaim something a-priori as in the same league as "leprechauns", "ghosts", "lucky gum", "win an ipod by punching the monkey" or "10,000 doctors hand-waving", when you just don't have the data to make that judgment. I don't know if "flashover" exists or not. But dismissing something that vigorously without even having the data, is in the same league as dismissing the earth's curvature on account that it's not in the bible. Whatever happened to keeping an open mind as an integral part of being a scientist? (Either theoretical or the engineer kind.)

    E.g., how _do_ you know that skin effect can't possibly apply? Skin effect is what happens at high frequencies. Lightning is one extremely brief pulse of electricity. Depending on the wave shape and duration it could have a metric buttload of high frequency components.

    E.g., we're talking about something that's not just two electrodes attached to a human, with the human being the only possible path. We're talking about something that's already ionizing its own path through the air, _without_ needing a bag of salty water in between. The very existence of the close misses you mention is proof enough that, yes, often enough it actually prefers going through 6 ft of air than through 6 ft of human. Go figure.

    So how do you absolutely know it can't possibly prefer to go through the air _around_ someone than directly through them?

    And should we listen to doctors instead of EEs? Well, maybe, because those are the guys who treat the people struck by lightning. And they say for example that the lesions from lightning strikes do _not_ resemble those from industrial accidents where some worker met his doom at the hands (well, wires) of some high voltage installation.

    They also say that, pay attention: there are deep burns at the entry point (where the lightning hit the bugger, typically neck, shoulder, etc) and the exit point (typically one foot), but not much else in between. Whereas by comparison industrial accidents also destroy tissue in between those two points. _That's_ what the flashover theory is based on.

    Think it was all near misses? Then how do you explain the two burnt points? What kind of leprechaun produced the burn on someone's shoulder or neck, if all they got was a jolt between the two feet, as would happen in a miss? No, seriously, I'd like some better explanation there than just handwaving it that you just know that it's been really a near miss.

    At any rate, again, whatever happened to a scientiffic state of mind? What happened to the idea that if the experimental data (as little and unreliable as we have) doesn't fit the theory, maybe we need a better theory? Since when did it become proper science or engineering to just hand-wave something guaranteed to be one big lie if it doesn't fit your model?

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    1. Re:Ahem... by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
      > E.g., how _do_ you know that skin effect can't possibly apply? Skin effect is what happens at high frequencies. Lightning is one extremely brief pulse of electricity. Depending on the wave shape and duration it could have a metric buttload of high frequency components.

      Wrongo, Bub. Lightning is DC pulses, averaging around 330 milliseconds in length (http://nis-www.lanl.gov/nis-projects/forte_scienc e/html/LA-UR-03-5909/ratemap.pdf)

      The only RF is at the leading and trailing edges. If you assume 1 one microsecond rise time, that's RF for less than 1/300,000 of the pulse length. An insignificant amount of RF.

      Then there's the "skin effect" business. Balderdash, for several reasons.

      • (1) Skin effect happens where there is an abrupt change in resistivity, which doesnt happen in the human body.
      • (2)Your skin is very HIGH resistivity (try it with an ohmmeter).
      • (3)The layer just below the skin is mostly a fat layer. Fat is also high in resistivity.
      • (4) You don't get really low resistivity until you get quite a bit below the skin and fat layers.
      • (5) If skin effect did happen in humans, then 70 years of RF heating treatments (diathermy) would have been impossible.

      So there's darn little RF, less than 300 parts per million, compared to DC, and even if there were lots of RF (which there isnt), the human bnody is just about the perfect composition to avoid any skin effect.

      Now onto the "burnt points". There's a very simple explanation for this. The body core is a very good conductor of electricity, with LOW voltage drop, so the heating effect, "burns", doesnt happen INSIDE the body. Lots of amps, but very little voltage drop. Remember W = I^2R?. But at the entry and exit points you have high-resistance skin and fat, not to mention medium resistance ionized air. There you have both lots of I^2 and lots of R, so you get lots of Watts, and lots of heating, ergo Burn City, Arizona.

      So I see no case whatsoever for any phenomenon like "flashover", especially as elucidated by medical doctors, apparently without a smidgen of basic comprehension re Ohm's Law.

  96. problem not the phone? by l0tu53at3r · · Score: 0

    I think the problem we should really be worried about is not that the person is talking on a phone during a thunderstorm. But rather that they are walking away from protective structures in an effort to get a better signal during the storm. Instant lightning rod once they walk away from the building, on the phone or not.

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  97. AHHH!!!! by Y.T.G. · · Score: 1

    OMG!!!! We're all going to die!!!!!!

  98. Wow, stupid premise... by Proteus · · Score: 1
    but if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death.
    1. Most phones have very little metal in them, and none in contact with your skin. They're mostly plastic.
    2. Based on the idea of metal touching the body increases the chances you'll die if you're hit by lightining, then one could just as easily publish this same article s/cell phone/jewlery/g
    3. In order for having metal in contact with your skin to increase your chances of dying, you have to actually be hit by lightining in the first place; holding a small metal object doesn't increase that exposure.
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  99. Re:I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all re by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    It is still wise though to bend over and grab your toes if you are out in the middle of a lightning storm, they say the ass is the safest place to get hit
    Is that just to make it easier to kiss your ass goodbye?
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  100. Sit in the quiet car by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    I spend 3 hours a day commuting on trains, and my most hated saying has become "NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME!". I always know it's going to be a long ride after I hear that.

    Sit in the Quiet Car. Amtrak has them. If your public transit doesn't- start a campaign to. Wear a button or something that says "ask me about getting quiet cars on our commuter trains", and tell anyone who asks to call/write, etc.

  101. Re:I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all re by TheBrakShow · · Score: 1

    Yes, Mythbusters tested this and proved that extra metal does not increase your likelihood of being struck by lightning. However, this is not what the article is talking about. The study states that you are more likely to be hurt or killed when struck by lightning if you are holding a cell phone because of the disrupted flashover.

    "if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death."

    Essentially, if you are holding a metal object such as a cell phone you are more likely to die from a lightning strike if you are struck. Personally, I believe this is just more silly hype from the "mobile phones will kill you" people. Not that many people are hit by lightning to make this all that significant.

  102. Hmm... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I suppose one could also just run around in the rain naked...


    Kinda like Burning Man, but without all the dust...

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  103. V == IR by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >But the d(beta)/dt term in Maxwell's third equation is huge for quite a distance away from the main current path,

    The other problem, and the reason you should not lie down, is that when tens of thousands of amps are flowing through resistive soil it builds up quite a potential drop.

    For people who don't think in terms of potential drop, look at it this way. Suppose you're a lightning current and you run across somebody lying down. You think to yourself "why should I pound my way through another five or six feet of dirt when I can take a shortcut through this conveniently located bag of salt water?"

    1. Re:V == IR by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Yes...the advice given out these days is to go down on your knees, then hunch down as low as you can. Getting low minimizes the probability of establishing an ionization path that ends on your head, and keeping everything but your lower legs off the ground protects your upper body -- especially your heart -- from being affected by potential gradients in the ground.

      rj

  104. Re:I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all re by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all ready. They have done several "lighining related" tests.. going by some of the tests they have done.. a cell phone is NOT going to increase your chances of being struck my lightning.

    Not to put too fine a point on it... But the Mythbusters testing is about as scientific and reliable as say, Spongebob Squarepants.
     
     
    In fact.. to get the lighning to always strike a head with a piercing on it they had to have about 5lbs worth of metal on or in the head target, and rarely did it actually HIT the metal in the head (untill they added the 5lbs or so.. the big metal door knob in the head finally did it).

    That's just fine for ballistics gel heads mounted on poles. But ballistics gel is know for it's simulation of the ballistics properties of human flesh - not it's electrical properties. (Not to mention the mass of the head-on-a-pole and it's capacitive potential is different than a human body.)
     
     
    Statisticly.. the metal you wear or a phone is not going to make you more of a lightning magnet than no metal / cell phone.

    Even if the Mythbusters testing was scientifically valid (which it isn't), it takes hundreds or thousands of tests to accurately gauge that statistical validity of given scenario - not a handful.
  105. Doctor's in da house. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    MD here.
    The salt water sack a.k.a. "Human being" is also covered by a thick layer of insulation a.k.a. "fat", which in some countries with rampant obesity (most developped ones, specialy those were processed foods are popular) can be several centimeters thick.

    Question to the EEs : Is this significant ?

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  106. additional info by zen-theorist · · Score: 1
    The doctors added that three fatal cases of lightning striking people while using mobile phones have been reported in newspapers in China, South Korea and Malaysia.
    The East Asian police also did a background check, and it turned out two of them were registered sex offenders.
  107. True enough by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    True enough. You're right. Still, I can imagine some circumstances where she's dragged out at a family or company picnic when her bf is unable to attend. Or a more plausible scenario: I see co-workers going out on the balcony, or previously on a wide open terrace , to talk on their mobile phone. I can just see that kinda specimen out on the balcony on the last floor, one hand holding onto to the metal railing, to squeeze in a call to her bf even during a thunderstorm.

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    1. Re:True enough by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      LOL. You are 100% correct.

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  108. Yeah right by promethean_spark · · Score: 1

    That's all well and dandy, but except for some celebrities with platinum phones, most phones are plastic! What metal against your skin? My watch is more dangerous in that case.

  109. In related news. . . by kimvette · · Score: 1

    If you have piercings, metal dental fillings, braces, necklaces, watches, metal zippers and get struck by lightning, in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death from a lightning strike.

    In other words: nothing is changed whether you're on your cellphone or not, only that if you get struck while chatting and remain conscious AND the phone remains operational, you can tell your buddy "hey dude, I just got struck by lightning. Cool!"

    Either way you got zapped, and either way you probably have some metal in contact with your body anyhow.

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  110. New Commercial by Joebert · · Score: 1

    There's a thunderstorm, a salesman is on the phone with his wife telling her he's checking into a hotel because he can't drive in the storm, meanwhile he's walking through the rain towards the strip club.

    Salesman on the phone: "If I'm lyin, let God strike me with lightning right now."

    *KZZZAAAP*

    1 new text-message: "God:Can ya hear me now ?"


    It's the network.

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  111. Frequencies by Joebert · · Score: 1

    When I seen the title, I thought it was going to say that there's an increased chance of being struck because of regulated radio waves & electricity being able to follow them to your phone & strike you.

    Glad to see there's just an increased chance of dying when being struck, I've met people who got struck by lightning, there was just somthing, well, odd about them...

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  112. Meth, not crack by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    ...to buy crack...

    You must have missed the memo. Crack was the hand-wringer's drug of choice in the 1990s. Everyone's moved on to worrying about methamphetamine now. Also, if you're going to talk about kiddie porn, you have to work the phrases "sexual predator" and "registered sex offender" in there somehow. Get a subscrition to USA Today or turn on CNN or something...

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  113. watches and glasses? by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    what about metal objects like watches and glasses?
    do they count, or is this specifically because
    the cellphone is an RF-active device?

    1. Re:watches and glasses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, maybe 3lbs of metal piercings I just got weren't such a great idea afterall...

  114. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the laws of physics have significantly changed in the last few days, lightning is NOT attracted by cellular phones! It is a simple matter of the path of least resistance. This is the same kind of misinformation that prompted the 'Turn off all cell phones' signs at the gas pumps.

  115. Zeus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "blowing off the clothes but leaving few external signs of injury and few, if any, burns"

    Now I understand why Zeus hurls lightning bolts. Gets the chicks naked quick. They never even see it coming.

  116. Stat's don't lie... but YOU DO by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Its true statistics do not lie. However, I would like to present to the jury conclusive evidence that you gerrysteele are in fact a liar. If it would pleas the court, I would like to direct the juries attention to the pataloons of said defendant. Notice the thin, curling stream of particles suspended in a warm updraft of a gasseous matter. These barbon based particles are more commonly refered to as "smoke". Upon further inspection, you shall notice the increase temperature around the pantaloons indicating a not insignificant amount of energy release that is confirmed by the output of light. Indeed, as we can well determine, the defendant's pantaloons are mightely engaged in a combustive reaction. Ipso facto, habeus corpus, carpe diem, et ect we conclude that the aforementioned Mr. garrysteele can be refered to thusly and I quote from the cannonical archotypal juvinille schoolyard typology " Liar, Liar, Pants on fire".

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    1. Re:Stat's don't lie... but YOU DO by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're going to beat a perfectly good joke into the ground, could you at least bother to spell your words correctlY?

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    2. Re:Stat's don't lie... but YOU DO by gerrysteele · · Score: 1
      YOU ARE:
      • Lacking a sense of humour
      • Lacking a skill or predilection for humour
      • Lacking the ability to maintain consistency in your errors
      • Lacking, or the ability to use, a spell check software tool
      • Lacking, or the ability to use, a penis
    3. Re:Stat's don't lie... but YOU DO by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      On.

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    4. Re:Stat's don't lie... but YOU DO by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      ouch. Well, on the contrary it seems as though you are very good at putting together lists. Lists are important when instulting someone. It lets them know exactly in what order they are defiicient. Maybe you could flowchart your next response. Then we could see where how faulty my logic/ grammer worked. You enjoy you're tightly wound universe where things are right or wrong, funny or not, spelt or unsppelled, consistant or green. You also have a fondness for geusssing the sex of random strangers, and realise that most of our abilities are actually determined byt the size and existance of our eroginous zones. You sir, are a genious. On the behalf of Slashdot Inc, I salute you.

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  117. Re:I beleive this was busted by Mythbusters all re by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    It is still wise though to bend over and grab your toes if you are out in the middle of a lightning storm, they say the ass is the safest place to get hit....

    Dude, who told you that? Your gay hiking partner?

  118. Plastic by WinkingChicken · · Score: 1

    Aren't most cell phones made of plastic these days? My last 3 all have been. Be careful about wearing too much flashy jewelry in the rain too.

  119. Defying logic? by smbarbour · · Score: 1

    "...but if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death.'"

    Last time I checked, electricity will follow the path of least resistance. Logic would dictate that the majority of the electricty local to the contact point would take the shortcut formed by the metal object, sparing the skin between. If you are going to get struck by lightning, it's going to happen regardless of whether you are talking on a cell phone (which won't increase your chances of being struck).

    Here's my analogy:
    Don't buy lottery tickets if there are people in your family you don't want to talk to! On the odd chance that you win, they'll all come crawling to you for money!

  120. Comparison? by alexo · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    > Lightening is one of those non-threats that people (especially the media) like to blow out of proportion.
    > There are an average of 73 people killed by lightening every year in the U.S.


    Just for the sake of comparison, how many people per year are killed in the US by terrorism acts?

  121. What article did you read? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Futurepower, an old troll, claims:

    This is another of those disgusting Slashdot pseudo-science articles. The warning about metal and lightning has nothing particularly to do with cell phones.

    The article itself is all about cell phones and lightning. From the title, "Hang up your cell or get hit by lightning. Don't use your mobile phone outdoors in a storm, doctors warn," to the very end, ""The Australian Lightning Protection Standard recommends that metallic objects, including cordless or mobile phones, should not be used (or carried) outdoors during a thunderstorm," Esprit added. " If it's silly, blame the source M$NBC and Reuters and perhaps link to a more reasonable authority.

    Slashdot editors apparently spent their entire childhoods playing video games, and didn't learn anything about the real world.

    They should have done like you, Futurepower, and played outside enough to know about lightning from first hand experience. What, the Gods have not struck you down yet? There is no justice.

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    1. Re:What article did you read? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  122. And nobody asks ........ ? by chawly · · Score: 1

    Who was she 'phoning ? I read TFA and it doesn't say who she was 'phoning - out in the middle of a park, during a thunderstorm. TFA doesn't know much about 15 year old girls and neither, it would appear, do a lot of the posters in the discussion. Being a father, I can enlighten you. She was 'phoning God (all 15 year old girls and a number of boys of that age have the number) for the third time to ask Him to turn the rain off ; He didn't want to, and even He could not make the 15 year-old understand that the thing to do was to "get the hell inside, out of the rain".

    Any father who has succeeded in teaching the lesson "when it rains, get the hell inside" and has seen the lesson learned and enacted upon can pass the teaching method along to me (for I need it) and, of course, to God (who lost His temper there).

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  123. You forgot one... by EvanED · · Score: 1

    The odds of surviving an asteroid field are 3720 to 1.

  124. Improbabilities. by BobSteinVisiBone · · Score: 1

    So one should also stop using metalic spoons during a thunderstorm, right? Wouldn't that increase the risk of being struck by lightning too? And one should not use cell phones on a public train because it increases the likelihood that, if the train were to crash, the cell phone could be rammed into one's yammering skull. Oh wait nevermind.

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