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  1. XKCD on Math Skills For Programmers — Necessary Or Not? · · Score: 1
  2. BDE Engine on Ridiculous Software Bug Workarounds? · · Score: 1

    I reported an issue to our software vendor that their BDE backed application would give an out of disk space error when trying to run a repair on the tables and I was told that I needed to increase the pagefile size! As I understand it, what was actually happening was that I had 4GB free disk space which wrapped the 32bit int, and by increasing the swapfile changed the amount of freespace - Cargo-cult tech support at it's best!

  3. Insensitive Clod! on Variations On the Classic Turing Test · · Score: 2, Funny

    While some strive only to meet the 'appearance Turing Test'

    I don't come here to be insulted, you insensitive clod!

  4. Re:How do they do it? on Repair Crews Reach Vicinity of Damaged Cables In Mediterranean · · Score: 1

    When the BT engineer installed my companies fibre based connection, they did this, it's probably just as awesome but on a larger scale.

  5. Re:Don't believe, just ask on LHC Forces Bookmaker To Lower Odds On the Existence of God · · Score: 1

    It may not be faith but if you keep doing it you will go blind!

  6. Ebay Feedback on TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property · · Score: 1

    "Excellent and honest Ebayer!"

    One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

  7. Re:Maybe with some human 'salt' in the mix... on Let Your Theme Song be Your Password · · Score: 2, Funny

    image of you doing something unlikely

    No need to be coy here, you can just say "sex".

  8. Embedded video on Dancing Micro-Robots Waltz on a Pin's Head · · Score: 1

    .

    (lameness filter)

  9. Get back to work! on US Firms Read Employee E-mail On a Massive Scale · · Score: 5, Funny

    I also monitor your web traffic, now get back to work!

  10. Re:1 TB of memory... on How To Use a Terabyte of RAM · · Score: 1

    AS/400 that is now called an iSeries

    It's been renamed again now to "System i" - hurray for marketing!

  11. Re:Google's I'm feeling lucky on FBI Posts Fake Hyperlinks To Trap Downloaders of Illegal Porn · · Score: 1

    It's like russian roulette for geeks.

  12. Re:Amazing! on Underground Freight Networks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but with the new system you don't even need to leave your parents basement!

    One less awkward social interaction to deal with!

  13. Re:in related news on DVD Jon Creates DRM Killer · · Score: 3, Funny

    DVD Jon? Come with me if you want to live.

  14. Re:warning labels on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 1

    My first real world demonstration of why conductor size matters was when I rewired my Sinclair C5, I was only 12 or so. The C5 was basically a washing machine motor and a car battery. The original switch on mine had stopped working, "No problem" thought I, I'll just replace it with this small car brake light switch - it even had wires attached. A few twists later and the circuit was complete. My step-brother was the first to test the new wiring, he got maybe a lap of the track we had set before it burst into plumes of smoke and he jumped out and rolled away. The thin switch wire had been resting on top of the battery, the current turned this into a very hot wire indeed and cut part way through it! Thinking about it now, someone could have been seriously injured, but hey, that wasn't the first or last time something bad could have happened in my youth :)

  15. Re:Oh come on... on Synthetic DNA About To Yield New Life Forms · · Score: 1

    The problem could be that our definition of "life" really boils down to, "a chain of events, sufficiently complex, that we do not yet understand". By that definition, anything we do create, cannot be "life" and the term will soon be antiquated.

  16. Re:Full Video on Youtube on Overclocking the AMD Spider · · Score: 1

    I'm Sami Maekinen, my prahcessor is an AMD Spider. Follow me if you want to live.

  17. Re:Society lost on Internet Archive Challenges Google · · Score: 1

    specialist literature

    In my day, we just called it porn.

  18. Re:What constitutes Solar Power? on Solar Craft Flies Through Two Nights · · Score: 1

    According to the Wikipedia article on energy density, flywheels have a lower energy density than lithium ion batteries. I guess there would also be the additional complication of having to use multiple flywheels to balance the angular momentum so the craft can be steered resulting in additional gearing adding weight and friction.

  19. Re:The reason MN doesn't have the code on Breathalyzer Source Code Revealed · · Score: 1

    This is terrible advice for the UK and will get charged with failure to produce a breathalyser specimen which I believe is a year ban anyway!

  20. Re:The reason MN doesn't have the code on Breathalyzer Source Code Revealed · · Score: 1

    Beauty is in Eye of the Beholder

    You mean "Beauty is in Eye of the BeERholder".

  21. Re:The reason MN doesn't have the code on Breathalyzer Source Code Revealed · · Score: 1

    It possibly depends on the timing as MythBusters did this and found that using mouth wash right before being breathalyzed did increase your reading - so much so that you should have been dead had that reading been genuine. The effect may tail off very quickly but there could be a window in which you would appear intoxicated and alive.

  22. But... on LCD Screen With Embedded Optical Sensors · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do I see the screen to click the 'Scan' button when I've got the document in front of it?

  23. Maybe in the future on Algorithm Rates Trustworthiness of Wikipedia Pages · · Score: 2, Funny

    What we really need is some sort of algorithm that compares new information to that which is already stored. It then could test hypotheses to gain further understanding. Unfortunately a machine with enough processing power to run this "critical thinking and understanding" algorithm would be impossible to build with today's technology. We would need a new type of processor that has maybe billions of "organic neurons", it would need to be equipped with highly sophisticated sensors, a method of self transportation, self-healing and even it's own energy production system which could harvest energy indirectly from the Sun. We can only dream of such technology being available to everyone.

  24. What next?! on Anti-Bacterial Soap No Better Than Plain Soap · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Deodorant performance tests?
    A book review of the Kama Sutra?
    'What's your best chat-up line?' on Ask Slashdot?

    This is Slashdot! Most of us don't that soap exists, nevermind that there are different types!

  25. Re:Go with commercial hardware solution on DSS/HIPPA/SOX Unalterable Audit Logs? · · Score: 1

    No one has ever been fired for buying IBM^H^H^HEMC.