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Synthetic DNA About To Yield New Life Forms

mlimber sends along a Washington Post story about the immanence of completely artificial life: "The cobbling together of life from synthetic DNA, scientists and philosophers agree, will be a watershed event, blurring the line between biological and artificial — and forcing a rethinking of what it means for a thing to be alive... Some experts are worried that a few maverick companies are already gaining monopoly control over the core 'operating system' for artificial life and are poised to become the Microsofts of synthetic biology. That could stifle competition, they say, and place enormous power in a few people's hands."

240 comments

  1. Obgl. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I for one, welcome our Artificial Overlords.

    1. Re:Obgl. by SJ2000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Or rather, tho$e that created them.

    2. Re:Obgl. by ajs318 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What *is* that "myminicity.com" link?  I can't make much out of this Source Code:

      <html>
      <head>
      <title>MyMiniCity</title>
      </head>
      <body>
              <noscript>
                      This site needs JavaScript.
              </noscript>

              <script type="text/javascript">
              //<![CDATA[

              var d = new Date();
              d.setTime(d.getTime()+47994);
              var exp = d.toGMTString();
              if( document.referrer != null )
                      document.cookie = "X-MV-Referer="+encodeURIComponent(document.referrer);
              document.cookie = "X-Ref-Ok=1;expires="+exp+";path=/"
              document.location.href = document.location.href;
              //]]>
              </script>
              <p><em>Please wait a few moments...</em></p>

      </body>
      </html>

      I mean .....  why would someone set document.location.href = document.location.href ?  What is it doing?

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    3. Re:Obgl. by JackCroww · · Score: 1

      I do not think that word means what you think it means: Immanence
      Imminence

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    4. Re:Obgl. by sm62704 · · Score: 1, Troll
      Now researchers are poised to cross a dramatic barrier: the creation of life forms driven by completely artificial DNA.

      Somebody needs to kick these reporters in their crystal balls. Wake me up when they stop poising and start crossing, ok? The future is now. The future is bunk.

      Washington Post story about the immanence of completely artificial life:

      Was "immanence" a typo; a misspelling of "imminence" as the context of the summary seems to imply, or did the submitter really mean

      1. remaining within; indwelling; inherent.
      2. Philosophy. (of a mental act) taking place within the mind of the subject and having no effect outside of it. Compare transeunt.
      3. Theology. (of the Deity) indwelling the universe, time, etc. Compare transcendent (def. 3).
      ?

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    5. Re:Obgl. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Do they like the taste of human flesh?

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    6. Re:Obgl. by bwogowly · · Score: 1

      What is alive has a nervous system. Did I just make the rules?

  2. it's tyrell's fault by User+956 · · Score: 1, Funny

    The cobbling together of life from synthetic DNA, scientists and philosophers agree, will be a watershed event, blurring the line between biological and artificial

    Yeah, but this will only become a problem in the year 2019, and probably only in Los Angeles.

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    1. Re:it's tyrell's fault by theonlyaether · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought the line between biological and artificial was already blurred in Los Angles O.o

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    2. Re:it's tyrell's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean Hollywood ?

    3. Re:it's tyrell's fault by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      I thought the line between biological and artificial was already blurred in Los Angles O.o Do we have to go into the whole "difference between Silicon Valley and Silicone Valley" thing again?
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  3. theologian's typo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    That is _imminence_, or the quality of being imminent...

    Immanence is almost another entirely: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanence

    1. Re:theologian's typo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the requisite

      "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

    2. Re:theologian's typo? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think it effected understanding of the summary.

  4. Car of the future by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kinds of organisms will scientists, terrorists and other creative individuals make?

    [broken image]

    Figure I. SCHEMATIC.
    Modified design for a low-pH respiratory engine. 1) monobasic phosphate buffer tank. 2) ADP-GDP reservoir. 3) primary ADP-GDP feed line. 4) NAD/FAD reservoir. 5) pyruvate feed line. 6) Deinococcus culture chamber. 7) ADP-GDP return line. 8) NADH-FADH2 return line. 9) pasteurizer. 10) sodium-potassium pump. 11) NaCl/KCl reservoir. 12) actin filament membrane. 13) myosin-hydroxyapetite cylinder. 14) axle. 15) flywheel. 16) dilute H3PO4 reservoir. 17) intake port. 18) myosin generator. 19) proton pump. 20) ATPase membrane. 21) secondary ATP feed line. 22) electrophoresis cartridge. 23) pH regulator. 24) UV sterilizer. 25) transmission. 26) +12VDC battery. 27) radiator coil assembly. 28) CO2 exhaust vent. 29) fan. 30) phosphate return line. 31) brake assembly. 32) generator. 33) amylase generator. 34) glycolysis chamber. 35) fibrolytic culture chamber array. 36) microcontroller. 37) compost chamber. 38) thresher. 39) lid. Cit. L. Xu et al, Cellulosic Artificial Muscle Engines (2057), Biomech. Eng. Letts. 21 599-612

    1. Re:Car of the future by oblivionboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrong!!

      Let me try.

      Figure I. SCHEMATIC: #32 Hot Woman.

    2. Re:Car of the future by willyhill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is seriously funny, thanks. You certainly did not deserve the offtopic mod.

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    3. Re:Car of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many really attractive stars and models of both sexes are checking their "image rights" contracts to make sure that they will not be cloned?

      If it is ruled that the organisms created are "artificial" then you would be able to get around prohibitions against cloning people, but you could use the templates for their appearance in the construct just as if it were a doll....

      Oh yes... I can envision a time that a person could go to some nation in the developing world and buy themselves a shag pack of Heather Locklears...

    4. Re:Car of the future by LarsWestergren · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is seriously funny, thanks. You certainly did not deserve the offtopic mod.

      Ok, I hate looking stupid, but I spent 10 minutes on Wikipedia looking up stuff, but I still don't see the funny. I'd rather admit being ignorant and learn something that remaining ignorant, so - Someone feel like hitting me with a cluestick?

      Describes something already existing? Sci-fi literary/movie reference? A biology experiment everyone but me did in high-school, or...?

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    5. Re:Car of the future by defile39 · · Score: 1

      This took some serious effort. I applaud you! I wonder if this will be considered prior art when an engine similar to this is patented . . .

    6. Re:Car of the future by Aetuneo · · Score: 1

      Describes a fair amount about the way a cell works as if it was a car engine. It's actually quite funny, but also a bit worrying, because how long will it be until people try to patent stuff like this?

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    7. Re:Car of the future by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Cellulosic Artificial Muscle Engines

      All right! YES! The muscle car is comming back. It's about time my favorite retro genere is back.

      If you thought horses were pissed a hundred years ago, this is really going to make them mad.

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    8. Re:Car of the future by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Thanks Aetuneo. (What's wrong with the mods today btw?)

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    9. Re:Car of the future by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I wonder how many really attractive stars and models of both sexes are checking their "image rights" contracts to make sure that they will not be cloned?"

      Well, at least for tv/film, you don't need to clone them in 'meatspace' at all. Remember the movie Looker ?

      Just scan them, and then animate them for movies, tv, commercials. Hell, we've already had John Wayne and others in Coca Cola commercials....

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    10. Re:Car of the future by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      "But it's covered in weapons."

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    11. Re:Car of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I strongly believe that mod points and bans are the only limiting factors on the number of troll posts. Once a troll gets a mod, they mismod for entertainment.

    12. Re:Car of the future by neomunk · · Score: 1

      I reserve the right to make backups of Angelina Jolie for "personal use". *wink wink nudge nudge*

  5. Pfftt... by RuBLed · · Score: 2, Funny

    And while some industry groups have talked about policing the field themselves, the technology is quickly becoming so simple, experts say, that it will not be long before "bio hackers" working in garages will be downloading genetic programs and making them into novel life forms.


    SPORE hype...
  6. Not completely artifical by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anything still based on DNA is re-using nature's building blocks. It's like in Photoshop, using the clone tool vs. drawing a photorealistic texture freehand - there's a huge difference. Nature has been searching the space of DNA recombinations for a long time.

    1. Re:Not completely artifical by Angry+Toad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True but nature's selection criteria aren't the same as man's. We can probably hit maxima that would be outcompeted in nature in a second. There are probably lots of unique and useful solutions out there when survival constraints are relaxed.

    2. Re:Not completely artifical by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

      *ahem* there's no reason why we would need to specifically build artificial life based on DNA or RNA for that matter, there are several analogues that do jsut as well. maybe in time we'll find a completely different way of doing things that doesn't require anything remotely resembling the sugar phosphodiester backbone common in genetic systems today. even if we decided to base things on the DNA backbone, we could and probably will be using entirely different nucleotide bases to encode everything- none of which are known to exist in natural, healthy genetic systems.

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    3. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We can probably hit maxima that would be outcompeted in nature in a second.

      That depends on your definition of "maxima".

      Even with survival constraints as the basis for a successful design, it can't be denied that an intelligent designer could have come up with much better designs than the ones you see. Attributing evolutionary designs to an intelligent being is practically an insult when you look at some of the shoddy work evolution has come up with. Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures. Apparently something needs to be redesigned that can't be made to work better with slow incremental improvements. Evolution's fix: make them hurt like hell when struck so you learn not to mess with them. A Microsoft-style hack. If we threw a bunch of supercomputers at the problem we might come up with a completely different protein design that would allow reproduction with undescended testicles.

      Disregarding survival constraints as a parameter, a world of possibilities opens up. There is nothing in physics or chemistry that prevents the existence of almost any organism you can imagine, so long as fundamental physical constraints are adhered to such as conservation of energy, rising entropy, etc. I'd like an animal with wheels that I can drive to work, with chlorophyll in its skin so I don't have to feed it. Maybe it can sun itself on the roof while I'm at meetings, and ooze a delicious health drink from a special orifice so I can catch dinner on the way home. (Don't spit up your milk laughing, it's quite possible.) A creature like that would go extinct pretty quickly but it would sure be convenient to have one, and no law of nature prevents such a thing from existing.

    4. Re:Not completely artifical by wyldeone · · Score: 2, Informative

      *ahem* there's no reason why we would need to specifically build artificial life based on DNA or RNA for that matter, there are several analogues that do jsut as well

      Yes, there is. Doing so allows synthetic biologists to use all the cellular machinery, vastly simplifying their job. In case you didn't read the article, all the team referenced has done is create an artificial genome which, while still a very important achievement that will open many new doors in synthetic biology (assuming patent protections don't slam them shut), is nowhere near the difficulty of creating an entire organism from scratch, which is what you suggest would require.

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    5. Re:Not completely artifical by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Maxima of the species in question or for our purpose? Evolution doesn't happen for the benefit of other species you know ..

    6. Re:Not completely artifical by xubu_caapn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      i don't have testicles, you insensitive clod!

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    7. Re:Not completely artifical by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      yes, I should have rephrased that. there's no reason why we couldn't [eventually] build "life" based on entirely synthetic genetic systems. or for that matter, use it in lesser roles in lifeforms as they exist now. certain bacteria already modify their phosphate backbone with a sulfur based group which allows them to alter expression of their genes. morpholinos are already being used to temporarily modify gene expression; from there it would likely be a much shorter hop to replacing a much larger set of biochemical pathways with ones that could in principle, work with a slightly altered genetic system- small changes over time to eventually making entire organisms that don't even use DNA or RNA. or if we so choose, we could keep them using DNA/RNA as backbones and add aditional nucleotide bases [this is already being worked on] which can encode additional amino acids etc...

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    8. Re:Not completely artifical by willyhill · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      ooze a delicious health drink from a special orifice

      Have we met before?

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    9. Re:Not completely artifical by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures. Apparently something needs to be redesigned Please speak for yourself, I like my testicles where they are thankyouverymuch. You might at well argue that we should have our genitals protectively hidden deep back in our throats and that we inseminate the females by spurting out the damn seed while we french kiss. or something. Wait, that was awful, sorry.

      While there is probably a lot that can be improved in the engineering of human bodies, I find it slightly disheartening that after thousands of years of learning we are still unable to create a single complex living cell without help from nature. When we do, it will be the greatest feat of engineering ever, and I will party like hell.
    10. Re:Not completely artifical by arotenbe · · Score: 1

      It's like in Photoshop, using the clone tool vs. drawing a photorealistic texture freehand - there's a huge difference.

      Not if a company copyrighted the texture, or patented it, or made it a trade secret. Could they then sue you for using the clone tool?

      What if the genetic equivalent of Microsoft tried to patent DNA? Anyone remember the guy who patented the wheel?

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    11. Re:Not completely artifical by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed,"

      Existing is dangerous in and of itself, I'm sure next you'll claim "existing is dangerous" kill me now! The design or non-design of something is totally arbitrary. If we look at entropy and the laws of nature, it's a double edged sword, you can't have one thing without the other, it falls out of the geometry naturally.

      A perfectly designed being would be a *god* by definition, and hence not natural, not made of the kind of matter and energy we know of, it would be of an entirely differnet nature (i.e. some kind of strange omni-vector energy, which is in omni-superposition), that never changes.

    12. Re:Not completely artifical by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You seem to know little about this subject.

      Testicles are among the least of our concerns... what SHOULD concern you, especially in a "SURVIVAL" related subject, is that man seems to have been meant to stay on Earth (until man gets over this particular problem.)

      See, man is one of TWO mammalian species that requires an external source of vitamin C... otherwise we get scurvy... and eventually kick the bucket. Interesting that Earth's apex predator is range limited by something so simple as carrying a satchel of oranges or lemons on the ship... (okay, not all specimens of homo sapiens qualify for more than "monkey" classification, granted, and some are not capable of even surviving in society, nevermind without said crutch.)

      However, a voyage to the stars, without a good supply of replenishable vitamin C would become a trip delimited by a few days/weeks past the day when the vitamin C runs out.

      Pretty sad, when you think about it, every schmuck is looking at all these "big" problems, instead of looking at the fundamentals. Testicles and their placement on the body is nowhere nearly as bad as the fact that every single instance of homo sapiens in space would be cut short by the vitamin C supply. Ironic really, perhaps "intelligent design" might warrant a second look, unless of course, evolution and any supernatural forces others might attribute evolution to "realized" that man was a plague, and should be limited to Earth until it managed to kill itself off, whether by grey goo, killer designer virus, or just plain good ole' nuclear warfare.

      If that isn't a vote for intelligent design or intelligent forces of evolution, I don't know what is :)

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    13. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are probably lots of unique and useful solutions out there when survival constraints are relaxed.

      "Your genetic licenses are about to expire. Please deposit $25.00 to ensure continued viability of your 'normal life' enhancements."
    14. Re:Not completely artifical by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures. Apparently something needs to be redesigned that can't be made to work better with slow incremental improvements. Evolution's fix: make them hurt like hell when struck so you learn not to mess with them. A Microsoft-style hack. If we threw a bunch of supercomputers at the problem we might come up with a completely different protein design that would allow reproduction with undescended testicles.

      Which explains the survivability of so much hackish, clumsy, but real-working software. See, software, or life organisms persist to the degree that they solve real-world problems. How "elegant" the solution is is rather secondary. Often, real-world problems are ugly, pseudo-random nasty problems that don't have a clear, simple, ivory tower style solution. I maintain a large, complex, beautiful software codebase that has the ugliest, most horrible hack of a pile of regex and scripting as its very center. The nasty hacks have been amazingly stable for years now, and work well, even if they are a serious pain to edit during the (very rare) need to edit.

      It's carefully sandboxed - the ugly part sits in a single file that is itself wrapped inside a handler function, so the "pretty" part of the codebase is *never* contaminated by the ugly, "written in a day or two" hack that got the whole shebang started.

      Sometimes, no matter how much you kick and scream, you have several screens of ugly case statements littered with random function calls, and you end up with a great big ball of mud.

      Guess what!?!?! Look in the mirror - YOU ARE A GREAT BIG BALL OF MUD. Your body is a complex set of unclear, un-abstracted dependencies without clear boundaries. For example, we've long thought of the pancreas as a key component of blood sugar control. But recent research shows that the bones (yes, bones!) of the body also contribute to positive blood-sugar control. As a borderline type-II diabetic, I pay attention to things like this...

      Millions of years of evolution (or a few years of hard work by a half-drunk God) have resulted in your body, which is a festering pile of weird dependencies. For example, if you don't get exposed to enough dirt as a baby, you end up with asthma.

      If Microsoft's software is truly evolutionary in nature, that would explain its dominance in today's marketplace - it's well adapted to survive in the software environment we've seen so far, and like the dinosaurs, it will only be beaten back when the basic environment changes. (which it is)

      Get used to the world of "dirty" evolutionary solutions - it's the basic building block of life itself!

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    15. Re:Not completely artifical by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      When we do, it will be the greatest feat of engineering ever, and I will party like hell.
      It'd be more of a triumph for analytical and organic chemistry, really. Analytical chemistry provides the high-resolution structure of the various components, and organic chemistry provides the reactions to synthesize them - all the engineers would be doing, is putting everything in the right order. It would require precision, certainly, but I'd assign more credit to the chemists.
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    16. Re:Not completely artifical by Yetihehe · · Score: 2

      Your post is a little moot. EVERY organism on earth is meant to stay on earth. Every voyage to the stars is limited by water, food and oxygen. Vitamin C is least of your worries as you can just take a few kilograms of pure Vit C. It's so cheap it is even used as a preservative in many many foods. But you can't live JUST on it.

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    17. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh, or it could just be that we're descended from a hominid living where fruit was pretty abundant, hence there was little reason to expend resources on the biological machinery needed for vitamin C synthesis? Selection pressures have to be fairly strong or organisms tend to make do with something that mostly works.

      Also, maybe it wouldn't be that good to constantly have low levels of vit C circulating ... "antioxidant" vitamins have recently come in for criticism, it seems that taking them isn't actually correlated with lower incidence of cols / longer life etc and in fact even slightly elevated levels of some may be harmful. What protective effects 'antioxidants' may have seem to be due to stimulating natural repair systems to deal with the damage they cause ...

    18. Re:Not completely artifical by somersault · · Score: 1

      Evolution's fix: make them hurt like hell when struck so you learn not to mess with them. A Microsoft-style hack. Either that or it shows that God has a sense of humour? Or is just giving a convenient way for girls to protect themselves in situations where they are usually at a gross disadvantage because the man is already stronger.. you can go at it with a bunch of supercomputers if you'd rather have to beat someone senseless with a heavy implement (or perhaps just shoot them?) rather than just kick them in the nuts and run away.
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    19. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your post broke my brain. A *god* by definition is supernatural. A perfectly designed being is, in the context of this discussion, necessarily natural.

      I'm not even touching that second paragraph of yours. Hopefully you're drunk and you'll regret it in the morning.

    20. Re:Not completely artifical by m2943 · · Score: 1

      Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures. Apparently something needs to be redesigned that can't be made to work better with slow incremental improvements.

      You're jumping to conclusions. There may be many reasons for this particular arrangement: as a visual signal of sexual maturity, as a way of permitting fights among males to conclude without permanent injury, DNA-related issues, to select against individuals taking dangerous risks, to give females a way of fighting back and controlling their reproduction, as a way of preventing reproduction before full maturity, as a way to prevent reproduction in the presence of certain genetic defects, etc.

      so long as fundamental physical constraints are adhered to such as conservation of energy, rising entropy, etc.

      There are far more constraints than that. For example, your "wheeled animal", when constructed from flesh and bones, may have a maximum range of 2 miles before it breaks down permanently. If you're trying to create an animal that "grows axles" out of some other material, it may be impractically big. Etc.

    21. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures. Apparently something needs to be redesigned that can't be made to work better with slow incremental improvements. Evolution's fix: make them hurt like hell when struck so you learn not to mess with them.

      Since when has that stopped anyone?

    22. Re:Not completely artifical by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures.

      As the posessor of an exceptionally fine pair of testicles, I prefer to assume that they are a secondary sexual characteristic, and in the time before clothes would have had selection value.

      Females, in my long and varied experience, are generally impressed by a large and well descended sac, and see it as a sign of fecundity.

      Have you ever seen a prize ram?

      Damn, they're nearly scraping the ground - not ideal for mountain climbing, but for a tupping machine they're absolutely vital.

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    23. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And so what do you think nature made humans for?

    24. Re:Not completely artifical by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Damn, you must really hate your balls. How could you possible teabag someone without them!?!

      I'm glad we don't design animals, especially after reading your comment. Animals isn't made for us, or to be used by us, and it would suck to have one which would be even easier to take advantage of. Stop using animals as your slaves damnit. Just strap a pair of fat nerds into your golden chair and let them move you around. It's just as stupid.

      Your comment is gross and an insult to all life on planet earth.

    25. Re:Not completely artifical by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Actually I would take that ever further. It is not actually the creation of any artificial life, simply the extensive parasitic modification of a living organizm. The fact is that they are simply trying to replace the genetic material of an organizm with other genetic material, which should govern the way the organizm behaves, however it still requires the host organizm to process the DNA which isn't a process they are artifically creating. They are more re-writing the code of an existing organizm, not creating artificial life forms.

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    26. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to like them hanging like that, cant imagine how the whole thing would look without the cozy cushion hanging there.
      Natural selection explanation should be clear enough for any intelligent man, lets just leave the balls alone pls.

    27. Re:Not completely artifical by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      So, how's the weather in Redmond? Did you take the rejection of Vista personally?

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    28. Re:Not completely artifical by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      While there is probably a lot that can be improved in the engineering of human bodies, I find it slightly disheartening that after thousands of years of learning we are still unable to create a single complex living cell without help from nature. When we do, it will be the greatest feat of engineering ever, and I will party like hell.

      Don't party too soon. What if they created a human with near the strength per pound of that of an ant by splicing in some ant's DNA. Then give her eyes from a bug with good vision. Then raise the IQ, 500 - 600 aught to be enough. Will of course look like Natasha Henstridge. Finally, make the human female pheromones irresistibly strong for the male species.

      Next thing you know we males will have a lot in common with the male Praying Mantis. Not all uses of this tech are good.

    29. Re:Not completely artifical by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Moving from horizontal to vertical/upright position has seriously screwed up our respiratory system. Allows all sorts of gunk to fall down into it. Much better having a system laid out horizontally. Someone should fix that.

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    30. Re:Not completely artifical by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Funny
      Let me paraphrase that so people with little time can still get the gist of your statement without having to read much.

      testicles ... exposed ... protein ... ooze a delicious health drink from a special orifice so I can catch dinner on the way home. (Don't spit up your milk laughing, it's quite possible.)


      flexibility.
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    31. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we threw a bunch of supercomputers at the problem we might come up with a completely different protein design that would allow reproduction with undescended testicles.

      Or we might not. You get points for imagination, but loose them again for arrogance and narrow-mindedness. The optimization problems that evolution solves are hard, and the method it uses to solve them, while grossly inefficient, is known to produce extremely strong optima. In some cases genetic algorithm can out-optimized intelligent designers even in incredibly simple fields like aerodynamics (and if you don't think aerodynamics is incredibly simple compared to evolutionary biology you don't know enough about either.)

      That we can see certain "defects" in the optima evolution has found is far more likely to be due to our inability to appreciate the full scope of the optimization problem than any inadequacy of evolution's solution to it.

      Your post overall sounds nothing so much like the naive optimism of nuclear engineers in the '50's, who were predicting nuclear toasters and the like, ignoring just a few small practical economic and safety issues that they were sure would be cleared up sometime Real Soon Now.

      The idea of people with that kind of attitude engineering entities that are capable of reproduction would be scary, were it not for the near certainty that wild-type organisms will take the engineered creations apart in a matter of minutes.

      Your position therefore leads to two possible futures:

      1) You are right, and engineered organisms are going to be better than nature's. In this future engineering organisms is incredibly dangerous and must not be permitted.

      2) You are wrong, and your bio-car will be a pool of undifferentiated bacteria-food when you come out of the office at the end of the day.

      Neither of these futures contains the kind of technology you dream of.

    32. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy that's a stupid thing to worry about. My cat makes its own vitamin C, but needs taurine from its food. I, however, cleverly make my own taurine. So what?

    33. Re:Not completely artifical by endoplasmicMessenger · · Score: 1

      I look at a lot of software every day that is "shoddily designed". But guess what? It still was designed. And guess what else? It gets the job done. Design always consists of many trade offs, some of which include: is it worth any more time improving this design?

      Your argument that "shoddy" design is NOT design is an insult to intelligence. Who says that designers are not allowed to use "Microsoft-style" hacks? I'm sure Microsoft would argue forcefully that their software is, in fact, designed.

      You are unfortunately blinded by the fallacy that anything less than perfect design is not design.

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    34. Re:Not completely artifical by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      A *god* by definition is supernatural. A perfectly designed being is, in the context of this discussion, necessarily natural.
      I believe the point is that a perfectly designed being is not possible in a natural context, and would thus have to be some sort of a god.
    35. Re:Not completely artifical by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, a voyage to the stars, without a good supply of replenishable vitamin C would become a trip delimited by a few days/weeks past the day when the vitamin C runs out.

      Uh... replace "vitamin C" with "food" and maybe the irrelevance of this issue will become apparent?

      It's not like minus vitamin C our bodies are self-sustaining. We still must intake sustenance. Any journey me take will be limited by the supply of food we can bring, which means for any truly lengthy journey we will need to grow food. And our hydroponics bay can't include oranges in the mix-up... why? And if not oranges, some source of the chemicals we use to make Vitamin C artificially today. Whichever. It'll all be part of solving the much bigger problem of food.

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    36. Re:Not completely artifical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think it deserves to be noted that we are actually comparing Microsoft's software to testicles.

    37. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1
      I'm glad we don't design animals, especially after reading your comment. Animals isn't made for us, or to be used by us, and it would suck to have one which would be even easier to take advantage of. Stop using animals as your slaves damnit.

      You feel that way because the animals we enslave were originally evolved to survive on their own. Natural selection doesn't select for animals with instincts for human convenience. Chickens have retained their natural instincts to forage for food. We frustrate that instinct by locking them up in little cages their whole lives. They go nuts and peck at each other so much that we have to keep them in the dark so they can't see each other. I agree with you that this is cruel, but the nature of the chicken itself is partly why. There's nothing especially unnatural about an organism designed or evolved to be eaten- some species have even incorporated cannibalism into a normal part of their life cycle.

      Douglas Adams had the right idea:

      A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.
      'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?'
      It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them. Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
      'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal, 'Braised in a white wine sauce?'
      'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.
      'But naturally my shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly, 'nobody else's is mine to offer.'
      Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
      'Or the rump is very good,' murmured the animal. 'I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there.'
      It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.
      'Or a casselore of me perhaps?' it added.
      'You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?' whispered Trillian to Ford.
      'Me?' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, 'I don't mean anything.'
      'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'
      'What's the problem Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transfering his attention to the animal's enormous rump.
      'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'It's heartless.'
      'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,' said Zaphod.
      'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. 'Alright,' he said, 'maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ... I think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.
      'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal, 'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.'
      'A green salad,' said Arthur emphatically.
      'A green salad?' said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.
      'Are you going to tell me,' said Arthur, 'that I shouldn't have green salad?'
      'Well,' said the animal, 'I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.'
      It managed a very slight bow.
      'Glass of water please,' said Arthur.
      'Look,' said Zaphod, 'we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry. We haven't eaten in five hundred and sevebty-six thousand million years.'
      The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mello

    38. Re:Not completely artifical by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0

      Yes, but man cannot survive anywhere once those "kilos" of Vit C are out. And scurvy is a NASTY way to die... really nasty.

      The human body cannot synthesize it, so technically, without a good source of Vit C, you can wipe out a populace without needing to actually physically attacking them. Since they cannot, like most every other animal, synthesize it from internal sugars (glucose) humans are among the only species privy to the lovely thing known as "scurvy" within a short timetable after ceasing intake of Vitamin C. Amazing eh?

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    39. Re:Not completely artifical by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Agreed. However, say you forget to take it along, because scurvy hasn't existed in your "spare faring world nation" (all conspiracy theories aside, lets just presume so)... you've "cured" all disease, "cured" all the malcontents, and have a thoroughly borgified nation.

      But this nation of organic "borg" have one big flaw. As they get further and further from home, eating processed this or that, they discover that... oops, they're developing unknown disease once they land on some new planet and begin to consume dry rations. But why, its got all the protein they need? Ooops, after countless die on alien worlds, and "alien pathogens" are blamed, nobody remembers that not enough (not just absence, but not enough) Ascorbic Acid (to be precise) is quite important to the human body, essential in fact. Foods may be substituted, even cardboard or protein powder can keep one alive, but the vitamins are essential, and in the case of C, vital, and unavailable without a steady outside source.

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    40. Re:Not completely artifical by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Yes but why Vit C is a point against space travel is beyond me. It's like saying that people shouldn't fly because they don't have wings. If someone has to make long travel, he takes food and vitamins with himself.

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    41. Re:Not completely artifical by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to say it. The idea that this space-faring society would remember how to grow/synthesize food with all the proteins, carbohydrates, and other vitamins and minerals we must intake in our diet, but not remember to include vitamin C whether from a natural food source or synthetically created and inserted into the processed food they're eating... is retarded.

      Guess what? Scurvy effectively doesn't exist in our society, and we are in absolutely no danger of forgetting why.

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    42. Re:Not completely artifical by Miang · · Score: 1

      Scurvy effectively doesn't exist in our society, and we are in absolutely no danger of forgetting why. Yeah, that was a pretty great episode of House...
    43. Re:Not completely artifical by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually I've read a couple of medical papers awhile back that stated that partially developed scurvy is not common but still exists in "our society", mainly because of "not enough" ascorbic acid intake.

      Back to our ORIGINAL SUBJECT:

      HOW is what I said any different than worrying about placement of testicles?!? The original parent poster to my reply said that testicles were placed in a bad place for "survival", etc.
      I find the lack of ability to naturally syntesize ascorbate/ascorbic acid to be a FAR greater threat to survival than externally mounted reproductive organs. Perhaps I'm just mistaken. Since animals that can synthesize ascorbate are living all over the globe, but modern humans live only near supplies of vitamin C, be they natural or artificial in construction. Most are told "its good for you" but aren't aware just how BAD its absence can be.
      This is no different to the idiots scared of skin cancer who yet suffer from Vitamin D deficiency. Vitamin D, however, can be synthesized by proper exposure to the elements that help said synthesis (sunlight, et al.)
      Man can live without testicles, but without proper amounts of the various vitamins, man doesn't live long or well. In fact, without those vitamins, humanity would not have lived very long, but has done just fine with externally mounted testicles.
      That was my point, it was thoroughly missed out by the typical individuals who didn't bother to read up on the comment I was replying to. I'm not surprised.

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    44. Re:Not completely artifical by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually no, he takes food, vitamins, and the means to make more out of available materials, otherwise he dies when his supply runs out or his supply chain is cut off.

      The questions I posed, however, (before I got caught up in the fun endeavor of arguing with you people) were these:

      Why is it, that out of ALL the animals out there, only TWO mammalian species (a marsupial rat and homo sapiens) display this lack of capacity for synthesizing internal ascorbate from internal sugars? Seems to me that this would be a bigger concern than externally mounted testicles, which, aside from what the parent poster to mine said, is a "survival" concern?

      So it seems to me like the failure to synthesize ascorbate internally (its lack develops the fatal condition known as scurvy, fatal if left with an uncorrected diet, that is), would be an intentional flaw, if the "intelligent" design folks be believed. This is whether one believes there is are gods, or merely an intelligent process of "evolution". Whatever the case, it seems to me, a FAR more serious flaw than externally mounted testicles, which don't really cause that much trouble for survival, whereas extended travel at sea centuries ago was lethal to many sailors until it was discovered that carrying lemons aboard (and eating them) was the cure. Now the question to ask is this. Is this a flaw introduced to keep humanity on this nursery world until some of its members mature enough to "make it out there" independently of the "seed stock", or is it a mere "coincidence"?

      As long as I've lived, I've stopped believing in coincidence... every single experience and event, good or bad, leads to every other single experience and event, though I wouldn't go so far as to say there is a god (or many) I would wager to say that there's always another veil to be moved aside, more to see, more to understand.

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    45. Re:Not completely artifical by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      >A creature like that would go extinct pretty quickly but it would sure be convenient to have one

      Which would mean that human action would protect its species, redefining what 'evolutionary fitness' means in this context. Same thing with our normal domesticates.

      But, like the example of the testicles, intelligent design can get around the problem of *local* maximas (maximums? maxiae? whatever.) Things like how our eyes are built inside-out - the support infrastructure (blood vessels, nerves, etc.) is on top of the photo-sensing cells. Or how our larynax nerve is wrapped around the aorta, so that it has to go deep into the chest before going back up to the throat. Mutation-based evolution can't fix these problems because they're irreducibly complex. I'm not sure what genes controls these things, but there is probably at lest two of them, and they *all* would have to be 'fixed' in the same generation. Otherwise, the organism would just be blind or be able to talk. You'd also have backwards comparability issues - if we ever getting around to fixing these things, that'll almost certainly be a speciation event. The 'bug-fixed' population wouldn't be able to breed with baseline humans anymore.

      Your super-car-organism won't happen naturally not because of it not being evolutionary fit (something so useful would certainly be protected by humans, and be well fitted to both their market niche and their environmental niche), but because its too far away from the local maximas that exist in nature. There aren't any large organisms with wheels, let alone ones with chlorophyll.

    46. Re:Not completely artifical by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. A vitamin c tweak wouldn't be that hard to do. You wouldn't need to localize it in any particular tissue, I wouldn't think. (Unless some tissues find it toxic?) You'd should just be able to plug the gene for it anywhere in the human genome and let 'er rip. Controlling the dosage would be a bit of a bitch, of course. Get it right and 'backwards compatibility' wouldn't be an issue. If one of the tweakers have sex with a baseline, then some of the kids will have the gene, some won't. Hell, its not even like evolution didn't come up with it on its own - the only reason it got removed is that our ancestors were good enough at gathering resources that they didn't *need* to be able to make their own. So evolution said, 'hey, why waste my time making this crap?'

      Compared to rationalizing the testicles, the vitamin c tweak should be cake.

    47. Re:Not completely artifical by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Existing is dangerous. That is what drives evolution. Evolution happens when chaos (mutation) and destruction (natural selection) conspire to create order. Who says destruction is a bad thing?

      A 'perfectly designed' being, in this case, would be one that its perfectly suited to its environmental niche. It might be an ant (ant species are stable over deep time, so they must be doing *something* right), or a bacteria. It might not be terribly complex or intelligent. (Have you ever wondered if the hicks that surround might actually be more evolutionary fit than yourself? brr!) If organisms could get away from the kind of matter and energy we know of into some kind of strange omni-vector energy, which is in omni-superposition, then that *might* increase their fitness. But then they probably wouldn't need such mundane things as a metabolism. In which case, it might be an open question whether or not these 'organisms' are actually alive.

      Perfection is not really obtainable. Bug fixes are, but this does not change the fact that there will always be one more bug. Perfection might not even be desirable - 'perfection' is relative to a particular environmental niche. Change the environment, change the niche, change what perfection means. Perfection (over-specialization) can get you killed.

    48. Re:Not completely artifical by tfoss · · Score: 1

      Even with survival constraints as the basis for a successful design, it can't be denied that an intelligent designer could have come up with much better designs than the ones you see. Attributing evolutionary designs to an intelligent being is practically an insult when you look at some of the shoddy work evolution has come up with. I marvel at your belief in human knowledge and our ability to design. The huge fly in the ointment, though, is that to design things we need to know an awful lot about the topic, in detail and with regards to its interaction with everything else.

      Why do balls hang low? Hell if I know, but I'm quite certain there is a complicated set of situational requirements that led to it. Is it that one protein hasn't been evolved for a higher temperature stability, or is that a whole range of cascades involved in sperm production are also involved in other bodily processes, or that sperm with high temperature stability have some other defects that we don't know about?

      To think that we will be able to rationally design biomolecules of any size requires a level of knowledge we aren't even close to. Take, for example, drug design. We are able to chemically make nearly any kind of small molecule drug that we want. We have structural information about a huge number of drug targets, and have had for quite a few years now. And how do we find most of the drug candidates still? By picking up a handful of dirt or sticking some sea creatures into a blender and throwing the mixture into a wide range of testing panels. Rational drug design was a hot topic last decade, with the promise that once we have crystal or NMR structures of proteins, we can just rationally design a nice perfect inhibitor in silico and synthesize it in a chem lab. That promise fizzled and we moved on to the next hot topic and the next and so on until we reached _synthetic biology_.

      Will we one day be able to rationally design things that are better than nature....sure, for certain well defined systems about which we have an extensive understanding, and for certain values of 'better.' However, you are going to have to wait a *long* damn time until you get your photosynthesizing nipple car, and when you do it will be something we adapt from nature, not create de novo.

      -Ted
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    49. Re:Not completely artifical by john83 · · Score: 1

      Don't party too soon. What if they created a human with near the strength per pound of that of an ant by splicing in some ant's DNA. Then give her eyes from a bug with good vision. Then raise the IQ, 500 - 600 aught to be enough. Will of course look like Natasha Henstridge. Finally, make the human female pheromones irresistibly strong for the male species.

      An ant is strong because its muscles are small. Muscle strength increases with length, and decreases with volume (I think). Guess which one grows faster! We need not fear giant ants. Or Natasha Henstridge.
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    50. Re:Not completely artifical by mjorkerina · · Score: 1

      Please, kill yourself. You take this slashdot thread way too seriously.

    51. Re:Not completely artifical by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      HOW is what I said any different than worrying about placement of testicles?!?

      It's not, they're both idiotic concerns.

      Man can live without testicles, but without proper amounts of the various vitamins, man doesn't live long or well. In fact, without those vitamins, humanity would not have lived very long, but has done just fine with externally mounted testicles.
      That was my point, it was thoroughly missed out by the typical individuals who didn't bother to read up on the comment I was replying to. I'm not surprised.


      I read the comment you replied to, I just didn't care that you thought Vitamin C production was a bigger concern than testicle placement and thus didn't address that comparison. Your argument that the lack of Vitamin C production was itself a concern, especially one that would somehow limit space travel unless we genetically engineered ourselves around it, was what I was addressing.

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    52. Re:Not completely artifical by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      What about beri beri?

    53. Re:Not completely artifical by crono_deus · · Score: 1

      I'd like an animal with wheels that I can drive to work, with chlorophyll in its skin so I don't have to feed it. Maybe it can sun itself on the roof while I'm at meetings, and ooze a delicious health drink from a special orifice so I can catch dinner on the way home. (Don't spit up your milk laughing, it's quite possible.) A creature like that would go extinct pretty quickly but it would sure be convenient to have one, and no law of nature prevents such a thing from existing.

      I think you're describing something akin to Chairdogs.

      What's frightening is seeing SciFi beat us to this conclusion thirty years ago. Makes me wonder if we actually will discover Spice out there somewhere....

      In light of this article, I'd recommend going back and re-reading Dune. Herbert speaks with an almost prophetic voice about a large number of almost-present-day things.
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    54. Re:Not completely artifical by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "A 'perfectly designed' being, in this case, would be one that its perfectly suited to its environmental niche."

      You're missing the point, the whole point of being perfect is that it is *always* perfect, as soon as the environment changes or the body changes (i.e. the body is an environment), then it is no longer perfect.

      A true perfect being would be indestructable and immortal, and would be outside of cause and effect, a god by definition. Evolution has not produced such beings, my claim is that within nature, there is no such thing as 'perfect' only 'good enough'.

    55. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Even with survival constraints as the basis for a successful design, it can't be denied that an intelligent designer could have come up with much better designs than the ones you see. Attributing evolutionary designs to an intelligent being is practically an insult when you look at some of the shoddy work evolution has come up with.

      I marvel at your belief in human knowledge and our ability to design.

      Sorry, I thought everyone understood what an "intelligent designer" is really a euphemism for.

      My point was that nature doesn't find the most optimal DNA sequences that are mathematically possible, not that we might actually find them either. We aren't as intelligent as we think.
    56. Re:Not completely artifical by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I think your missing the point. As long as you can find life, you can have food outside what you bring along. If you don't find life, you are dead when your supply runs out. But if you do find life, and you have used it for food, Vitamin C, which isn't necessarily conditional for all other forms of life, might not be present and you die anyways.

      The only place we know that we have it is here on earth. We are locked into this dependency. While we can make it artificially, we might not find what is necessary on other planets to make it. We have a finite limit that is separate from food and water once off this planet and it is just as life threatening as Food and Water. It needs it's own specific category alongside Food and Water because food alone or water along doesn't neccesarily have quantities capable of sustaining human life.

    57. Re:Not completely artifical by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      LOL, oh ok. Vitamin C. Wow. Big insight there.

      You see, as long as humans bring FOOD with them, they will be ok. What about carbohydrates? Fat? Protein?

      Vitamin C is but one of a loooong list of requirements for human life. Another one is water.

      Vitamin C is a very simple molecule (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_C) EASILY synthesized, from hydrogen, carbon and oxygen.

      I'm quite sure if we had the technology to travel between the stars, making C6H8O6 would be quite easy from readily available materials on the voyage.

      Where do people come up with these ideas? Your church needs to hire a chemist or two. Or I just fell for a troll. heh.

    58. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Females, in my long and varied experience, are generally impressed by a large and well descended sac, and see it as a sign of fecundity.

      That's because women are shallow, mortal creatures. A much better approach would be to subject the man to several rounds of interviews followed by a genotype assay using special taste buds with RNA probes. That would produce much better results than looking at scrotums.

      But this is still assuming the necessity for natural selection and sex. You are all failing to see past those constraints. Yes, the points you make are good for genomes arrived at via natural selection, but that approach precludes some interesting possibilities. Most people don't appreciate what physics and biochemistry are really capable of supporting- there are a vast number of nucleotide sequences that will simply never be found by natural selection, and some of them must be pretty good. A genome for an animal might exist (violating no physical laws) that could consciously and intelligently edit its own genome and "evolve" that way, but natural selection will never produce such a thing.

    59. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Which would mean that human action would protect its species, redefining what 'evolutionary fitness' means in this context.

      Probably not- when we go extinct (after effectively isolating our genomes from the influence of natural selection in just the past few generations) a few of the domestic animals that we've totally screwed up are going with us. Cats might make it, probably horses too. Chickens, no way. If wild turkeys disappear that's it for them too. I suspect technological species don't last long in general.

    60. Re:Not completely artifical by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      As long as you can find life, you can have food outside what you bring along.

      It would be a huge leap to assume that we'd be able to metabolize anything we found on another planet. There's plenty of life on this planet that humans can't use as food. But long before that becomes an issue, unless we're assuming faster than light travel, then it would have taken many years to arrive on a distant planet and there's no way you'd have been able to carry enough food to begin with. Either way, we're talking about a long term space expedition in which you're going to have to be able to grow/synthesize whatever you need in a sustainable fashion.

      The only place we know that we have it is here on earth.

      Nonsense. If we can grow food, if we can make medicine, if we can fabricate replacement parts for our ships and machinery, if we can take care of all the other vitamins and minerals we require then we can find a way to get a chemical as simple as ascorbic acid.

      Listen. In order for a mission into deep space all the way to another planet to be successful, it's going to require serious planning of all aspects, because it's a phenomenally complicated and dangerous activity that even in your wildest utopian future dreams remains at the outer limits of human endeavor. One of these aspects will be ensuring the proper nutrition of the occupants of the space vessel. The people responsible for that part of the mission are not going to be such gigantic retards that they forget that humans require Vitamin C. They're going to solve that problem as a minor part of solving the much bigger and more significant general problem of providing a way to create new food for a possibly multi-century journey. Which, in practice, would probably be as simple as adding citrus fruits to the list of things growing in your hydroponics bay. BFD.

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    61. Re:Not completely artifical by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      An ant is strong because its muscles are small. Muscle strength increases with length, and decreases with volume (I think). Not quite: an ant is strong (for its body size) because its body size is small. Muscle size increases with cross-sectional area (because the strength per muscle fiber and the density of the fibers are (roughly) constant, so total strength =~ number of fibers =~ cross-sectional area), which is proportional to length squared. But the weight of the body, and of the similar-sized objects that it deals with, is proportional to volume, which is length cubed.

      So if you were to shrink the size of your body, and of all the objects you interact with, by one-half linearly (keeping all the same proportions), your muscles would have one-quarter of their current strength, but your body would be one-eight of its current weight. So you'd be able to run, jump, and lift those also-proportionately-smaller objects as if you had twice your current strength.

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    62. Re:Not completely artifical by aliquis · · Score: 1

      As long as the organism has a consciousness and doesn't like what someone will do to it I will consider it wrong. Use your own legs damnit.

      Regarding Adams atleast he knows it's a joke.

    63. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      As long as the organism has a consciousness and doesn't like what someone will do to it

      How do you know what it likes?

    64. Re:Not completely artifical by aliquis · · Score: 1

      How do you know what anyone like? Do you really have such a hard time to see if someone enjoy something or not? I feel sad for you and your broken brain in that case.

    65. Re:Not completely artifical by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      Perfection is always relative to some set of values. It represents an optimum. "Indestructible" and "immortal" are values that are usually taken to be good, but I would think that a perfectly recyclable material wouldn't be indestructible or 'immortal.' Whether or not these values would be part of what defines a perfect being is open to discussion.

      It has been said that evolution is a satisfier, not an optimizer. So, yes, evolution does tend to produce good enough, not perfect. Intelligent design also generally produces good enough, not perfect. As a certain class of intelligent designers are found of saying, "There is always another bug." This, in some ways, a good thing. When the definition of perfection changes, a bug might well become a feature.

    66. Re:Not completely artifical by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      How do you know what anyone like? Do you really have such a hard time to see if someone enjoy something or not? I feel sad for you and your broken brain in that case.

      We're talking about what an imaginary creature might have instincts or drives for. Maybe it would never come to exist via natural selection, but Nature can support an organism that doesn't have motives or instincts similar to yours- or any animal that natural selection has produced. There is a combination of G, A, T, and C that will produce an organism with almost any attribute you can dream up- even any joke creature from any Douglas Adams book. The set of all possible creatures that can be DNA-encoded is larger than the set of creatures arrivable at by natural selection, which is itself larger than the set of existing creatures we actually see. You can't make assumptions about what's possible in the first set based on what you see in the smaller second or third sets (e.g. animals that generally try to survive). That was my whole point. If your imagination is too limited to get your head around that, it doesn't mean my brain is broken.

  7. Have they even seen "I Am Legend!" by edwardpickman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Okay it's a crappy knock off of a classic novel but don't they see the potential for turning us all into a bunch of lame CG vampires?

    1. Re:Have they even seen "I Am Legend!" by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Er, no, I don't think they would see that. In fact, I don't see how anyone could see that.

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  8. Oh come on... by PieSquared · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How exactly does this blur the boundaries of life? I could see some people questioning if a virus was really alive, but adding more things like viruses wouldn't *further* blur the line, and anything as complex as bacteria would be life regardless of if they were natural or not.

    I suppose if you let religion define "life" for you this might cause trouble, but definitions shouldn't be the job of religion.

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    1. Re:Oh come on... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the term "life" has zero meaning and will continue to have zero meaning. Any sensible definition you care to give will also classify computer programs, tractors and aeroplanes, unless you specifically exclude them. For a while, people have gotten around this by saying "oh, I mean biological life" but now that we're making machines out of biological "stuff" that trick doesn't work anymore.

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    2. Re:Oh come on... by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pretty much every definition of life I've ever seen included reproduction. I don't recall ever seeing tractors and airplanes reproduce. Software is only virtual anyway, and the arguments aren't very interesting unless one is in the mood to get very abstract. Do you have any more bad examples?

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    3. Re:Oh come on... by sholden · · Score: 1

      So a mule isn't life?

    4. Re:Oh come on... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that sterile animals are not alive?

      How about sterile amoeba?

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    5. Re:Oh come on... by feepness · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty much every definition of life I've ever seen included reproduction. I don't recall ever seeing tractors and airplanes reproduce. Maybe human beings are tractors way of reproducing.
    6. Re:Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mule is a grouping of cooperating cells, and those cells are capable of reproducing themselves, so, yes, the mule is alive. Left alone, all of those cells will eventually die, but they don't *have* to -- they could be extracted and cultured indefinitely (non-stem cells would have to be converted to stem cells, perhaps via exposure to various small-molecules).

    7. Re:Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sterile amoeba cannot propagate, so they're not alive. They can perform all sorts of functions that living cells can (movement, protein synthesis from remaining transcripts, glycolysis, etc.), but they can't reproduce, so they're essentially just a really complex jumble of biochemical reactions enclosed in a membrane.

    8. Re:Oh come on... by Unique2 · · Score: 1

      The problem could be that our definition of "life" really boils down to, "a chain of events, sufficiently complex, that we do not yet understand". By that definition, anything we do create, cannot be "life" and the term will soon be antiquated.

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    9. Re:Oh come on... by Paradigma11 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mod parent up.

    10. Re:Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like our way better.

    11. Re:Oh come on... by protobion · · Score: 1

      Turn the perspective around a bit. Life (biological, carbon-based, "wet") can be thought of as a system which has the property of maintenance and duplication of information for a defined duration - a region of lower entropy (if you will) that seeds other regions of lower entropy, in a background littered with existing complex and chaotic systems (the ecosystem around, if we are talking of one cell, or the geochemical cycles). The system is able to seed others like itself of course, because of the specific nature of its environment, and the properties of the environment are utilized just as much to do the seeding. This definition meshes the "living" and non-"living". In that sense, tractors and aeroplanes are again regions of lower entropy (as opposed to chunks of metal and plastic from which they came), produced as a result of the environment they are in (human's being the last step in the formation of an attractor called the "tractor" system, lets say.) One could argue that tractors and aeroplanes cause such effects on the environment as to allow the creation of new tractors and aeroplanes. Mechanistically from a human-centric view, tractors and aeroplanes allow productivity to rise, causing humans to prosper, and to make *more* tractors and aeroplanes. Whether information of the tractor's nature is trasnmitted to its seeded offspring (heredity) is not so hard to explain. When a design of a tractor or aeroplanes is especially suitable, it is likely that the next generation of tractors will follow the same trend. Again, from a human centric point of view, we might change the design true , but wouldn't that be "environmental factors scrambling the information"...a.k.a mutation. The term life thus really has no meaning. It is a term that loosely defines complexity and presumed autonomy of a system. Any system complex enough to be beyond our understanding is magic. Could well be, that any system complex and invisible enough to be beyond our understanding and vision, is alive. Don't people always say "it has a mind of its own" :)

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    12. Re:Oh come on... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      sounds like "intelligence" :)

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    13. Re:Oh come on... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's not as silly as it might sound, funny-modder. A dominant evolutionary theory is exactly what the parent said, except with "genes" instead of "tractors".

    14. Re:Oh come on... by tfoss · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every definition of life I've ever seen included reproduction. Which is why viruses are such a quandary. They replicate, but only through the use of a hosts' machinery. Like tractors with humans.

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  9. I sure hope so by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    In fact, government controls on trade in dangerous microbes do not apply to the bits of DNA that can be used to create them. And while some industry groups have talked about policing the field themselves, the technology is quickly becoming so simple, experts say, that it will not be long before "bio hackers" working in garages will be downloading genetic programs and making them into novel life forms. We've only been waiting, forever. It's hard to imagine the megacorps coming up with something even remotely innovative to do with this technology. We need hackers.

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    1. Re:I sure hope so by Faylone · · Score: 1

      That'll probably only last until some kid comes up with a nasty virus.

    2. Re:I sure hope so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict a booming antivirus industry. Just never, ever install a Symantec product on your wetware.

  10. Competition? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    They're worried about competition? As in BUSINESS competition? This kind of tech makes me worry more about competition in the true Darwinian sense of the word. What happens when "the Microsoft of DNA" codes an airborn AIDS virus into the system? Kinda puts all that Wall Street crap into perspective, doesn't it?

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    1. Re:Competition? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      What happens when "the Microsoft of DNA" codes an airborn AIDS virus into the system?
      My doomsday pick is on Sony, due to the length of their rap sheet. They don't mind infecting customers to control them.
    2. Re:Competition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then some mad scientist gets the patent to stop said air-born virus.

  11. DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just be glad that God hasn't invoked the DMCA on reverse-engineering his DNA Code yet.

  12. not jsut DNA by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    who says artificial life needs to be based on DNA? The earliest forms of life probably used RNA instead or one of its cousins like TNA, GNA, PNA or LNA. DNA is only special in the fact that it is missing a key hydroxyl group in the 2 position. this makes DNA more stable because there's no nucleophillic group there toi assist in self-cleavage of the phosphodiester bond. GNA has a backbone of glycerol rather than ribose [RNA] or deoxyribose [DNA]. PNA uses a reperating serine polypeptide backbone and because the whole thing has no charge like DNA does it has a much higher melting temperature [can withstand more heat] which may make it superior to DNA or RNA in some applications in biology. TNA on the other hand, has a synthetic polymerase enzyme that has to my knowledge, been able to create strands 1000 bases long. then there's alternative nucleotide bases, there are similar molecules to the naturally occuring 5 that also can encode for proteins and act in genetic systems. there's a lot that can be done with this, it's just a pity that it will probably be encumbered in patents if and when any of it is realized.

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    1. Re:not jsut DNA by MuLaNLaNg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been to California and trust me, there's plenty of artificial TnA running around.

    2. Re:not jsut DNA by PJOttawa · · Score: 1

      Ba-doom-chuck!

      Beat me to it.

      Imagine the movie: Will Smith vs. Keanu to see who gets to protect Scarlett Johanssen's TnA, uh, DNA.

    3. Re:not jsut DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we were to use a synthetic like TNA or GNA, a whole host of new proteins would have to be engineered as well.

      GNA polymerase, GNA ligase, GNA helicase, every fucking protein that binds to DNA (promoter elements, transcription factors). Or maybe the old DNA proteins work too, but they only work with 1/4 the efficiency.

      You'll find yourself quickly with more work than is humanly possible in a lifetime in order to get thing to live half as efficiently as a DNA based organism. It's about as practical as a space elevator. So yes, I say that for the sake of logistics, artificial life has to be based on DNA.

    4. Re:not jsut DNA by aminorex · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cogent, thanks. I think it's also worthwhile to point out that the original WaPo article is just wrong when it says that DNA contains "all of the instructions" necessary to construct a living organism. The proteome contains the "instructions", the program. The DNA is mere "data" which the proteome operates upon. The proteome is the interpretive mechanism for constructing a living device from the DNA blueprint, and contains all of the "intelligence" in the analogy to a -> house construction process.

      I mod DNA -1 overrated. GNA is +1 interesting. Proteome is +1 insightful. FWIW.

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    5. Re:not jsut DNA by kml1000k · · Score: 1

      Should be "Score 5: Funny"

    6. Re:not jsut DNA by tfoss · · Score: 1

      who says artificial life needs to be based on DNA? No one, except for expediency. We've got a huge set of tools that nature provided for us to use on DNA & RNA, and essentially none for any other NA. If I'm going to build a house, I'm going to start by buying a hammer and saw down at the hardware store rather than fashioning new ones myself.

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  13. On the other hand... by uncamarty · · Score: 1
    What I have a problem with is the concept of

    "...place enormous power in a few people's hands."


    Would you prefer that we place enormous power in everybody's hands? Regardless of their level of skill or ethics?
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    1. Re:On the other hand... by tqft · · Score: 1

      "we place enormous power in everybody's hands"

      So we should cut off everbody but a few selected leaders access to money and source code because they have the skill and ethics to handle it?

      And knowledge - don't want anyone learning physics and building weapons.

      It's a bit late now to be worried the power some will have - they will get it, the question is how to counterbalance it. Like you I am not real thrilled with the idea of MAD in everybodies hands - but what other alternatives are there?

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    2. Re:On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we can come up with some sort of "GPL DNA"...

    3. Re:On the other hand... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer to limit it to a few people whose only differentiating trait is that they're incredibly rich or happen to be in power? People with wealth and power are not typically known for their high moral standards.

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    4. Re:On the other hand... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer that we place enormous power in everybody's hands? Regardless of their level of skill or ethics?

      I suppose it is kind of like gun control issues.

      Well think of it like this in game theory terms....

      You are stranded on an island with 4 other people and you find a crate with 5 guns.

      Do you give all the guns to one person or do you give them to everyone.

      And to spice things up before your failed trip to the island, you found out that one of the passengers was a serial killer and if he had the gun he would kill you, but you don't know who has it.

      Would you:

      A.) Give the guns to one person who you aren't sure has your best interest in mind but lessens the chance the bank robber gets the gun in which you know you'll die but this isn't guaranteed since you don't know who is the serial killer who if he got the guns would be able to kill everyone else without recourse.

      B.) Give the guns to everyone which gives the gun to the criminal a gun but also gives everyone a fighting chance if the serial killer comes after them.

      Tough question.

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    5. Re:On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not:

      C) Keep the guns for yourself. You have a good chance of being able to protect yourself from the serial killer and a 0% chance of giving him the guns.

      and maybe:

      C++) Keep the guns for yourself, and immediately kill the three other people so you are 100% safe from the serial killer. And you can blame him when you get rescued.

      or maybe even:

      D) Give out the guns, but screw up everyone's except yours. You'll know who the serial killer is when he tries to shoot someone, but he won't kill them or be able to protect himself from you because his gun is screwed up. Hopefully he doesn't test the gun before he attacks someone, and really hopefully he can't fix the gun.

      or possibly:

      P*) Destroy the guns. The three non serial killers have a better chance of being able to protect themselves than if everyone has a gun. And the serial killer might not try anything since it would be harder.

      All of these are better than A or B, except maybe C++ if you're into that "morality" thing.

  14. Lame link spam by Valdrax · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is it with you losers showing up lately, spamming every forum in creation with your pathetic, viral attempts at tricking people into clicking on your useless damned links? You people are internet parasites, gaining momentary whizzing contest bragging rights at the expense of the wasted time and disappointment of everyone who think that you might have had something interesting to see at the end of that link.

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  15. I can see how too by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

    That could stifle competition, they say, and place enormous power in a few people's hands

    Only if they allow these companies to patent the technology so broadly as to stifle competition. By 'only' I of course mean 'when'.

    It's crazy talk anyway. The 'Microsoft of DNA'? To Paraphrase Paul Graham, only if there's someone to bend over and be the IBM of DNA.

    Seriously though, that's highly unlikely at this stage unless effective monopolies are granted via patent and maintained in perpetuity so as to prevent any competition from establishing.

    Also, right at this moment there's not even agreement in science as to what is required to describe a Core Promoter in all cases, and most definitely no clear idea as to how we should best describe some of the conserved sequences which form it, they're pretty darned variable, and that's just one component of a gene. This is like saying you can build a car but you haven't actually discovered how to make a wheel.

    1. Re:I can see how too by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      mod parent up !

      If someone starts creating new life, we're not worst off merely because he's the only one doing it, however, if they start getting effective monopolies through patents, that becomes a serious problem.

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  16. For Freedumb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That could stifle competition, they say, and place enormous power in a few people's hands


    Given that so few people will actually understand any of this shit... isn't that pretty much a given?

    If I figure out how to give people super powers, you better bet your ass I'm going to be the first person getting them.
    1. Re:For Freedumb! by somersault · · Score: 0

      But then you'll drive yourself insane from all the extra testosterone and adrenaline pumping through your body, and end up killing yourself in a bitter showdown with Spiderman..

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    2. Re:For Freedumb! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      You can look at, say, the linux kernel code.
      The DNA code is orders of magnitude more complicated.

      If I figure out how to give people super powers
      The debugging involved in granting super-powers, while keeping the product stable over a full natural life, is going to provide the stuff of horror movies for decades to come.
      I don't doubt the power of the human mind to get us there, I'm just saying that we'll be getting there in second gear as opposed to fifth, and with much more mess than the dreamers really want.
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    3. Re:For Freedumb! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "But then you'll drive yourself insane from all the extra testosterone and adrenaline pumping through your body, and end up killing yourself in a bitter showdown with Spiderman.."

      Not me, I wanna BE Spiderman. (sans all the wimpy moralistic internal conflict stuff).

      :-D

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    4. Re:For Freedumb! by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      Mycoplasma genitalium, a genetically minimal bacterium that's being used as a model for synthetic life, has 580,000 base pairs. The linux kernel I have running on my machine is 1,764,280 bytes. 4^580,000 is approx. 6.24 x 10^349194. 2^1,764,280 is approx. 1.59 x 10^531101. It looks like vmlinuz-2.6.22-14-generic holds quite a bit more data than the Mycoplasma genitalium genome - and *it's* compressed. The linux kernel is actually more complicated than some lifeforms.

      Of course, the human genome is another matter - 3 billion base pairs.

      I hope by the time we start tweaking the human genome seriously we will have figured out how to upload and download brain states. Could you imagine having to live with a beta-test genome for the rest of your life? Fortunately these guys are working on bacteria. Multicellular organisms are bit more difficult to work with - they have to unfold from a single cell, and the other cells have to tell each cell what to do. It's an emergent process, and there is a lot of room for little mistakes to become big mistakes. I get the impression that it's going to be like programing for parallel processing vs. programing for a single processor, only much more difficult. The human mind, despite running on highly parallelized hardware, can't handle parallelization well.

    5. Re:For Freedumb! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Your running kernel is the output product.
      The DNA codebase would be better compared to the git source, comments and all, for that is the state of how the kernel got there.
      However, the Von Neuman machine executing the kernel code is a straight-up tinkertoy compared to the cell neucleus, that hard-real-time, 3D chemical wonder.
      Counting bytes and basepairs, while not totally irrelevant, is the tip of the iceberg.
      My credentials include getting stomped in a biochem course at GWU, so I feel in touch with my ignorance.

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    6. Re:For Freedumb! by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      I also forgot that the kernel size is in *bytes* not *bits*, so my babble about how complex the linux kernel is actually a bit of an underestimate. Oh well. At any rate, figuring out what a genome is doing is rather like trying to figure out the program from "The Story of Mel." No helpful comments, and a lot of brain-twisting optimization. Evolution is a Real Programmer. (Junk DNA aside.)

      Is the 'execution' of the prokaryote genome really that much different from executing a program on a von Neuman machine? The genome is fairly one dimensional - the cell transcribes a gene, runs the mRNA through a ribosome, adds a lot of ATP, and translates the mRNA into a protein, three bases to the amino acid. The function of the protein is determined by how it folds. Predicting how a given chain of amino acids will fold is non-trivial, but it's not like the cell works out how it will happen. Intramolecular attractions does all the work there.

      With a eukaryote, there is a lot of things going into determining what gene gets expressed when, but I'm not sure that happens in minimalistic prokaryotes. (I don't even have the credentials of having flunked a biochem course. I just read a *lot* of pop sci.) Prokaryotes don't have a nucleus. IIRC, we're not even sure that Mycoplasma genitalium makes its own ATP. There is quite a bit of infrastructure involved in turning the information encoded on a hunk of DNA into a working protein, but compared to a modern processor? I'm not sure which would win. I'm not even sure how you would go about comparing - how many transistors equals one protein?

    7. Re:For Freedumb! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      There is quite a bit of infrastructure involved in turning the information encoded on a hunk of DNA into a working protein, but compared to a modern processor? I'm not sure which would win. I'm not even sure how you would go about comparing - how many transistors equals one protein?
      This is in the direction of my point. Sequencing DNA is one of those 'necessary but not sufficient' sorts of things. You've got the parsing done; now what of the lexical analysis?
      This is additionally why when people go on about 'junk DNA', I scoff. That folding you mention, the vast three-dimensionality of the whole process, is such a big deal that people really don't know jack and need to quit sounding authoritative about it. There will likely turn out to be some purely useless noise, but nature is nothing if not economical.
      The other little problem that is underreported is the size of the whole endeavor.
      Cells like a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemeare hugely affected by a lone atom, man.
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    8. Re:For Freedumb! by cloricus · · Score: 1

      You contradict yourself.

      There is a suggestion in your prediction that there is a creator of some type which implies that a creator of some value (mass, everything, something) exists and that it is alive. Then your prediction, hypothetically, suggests that it wouldn't be possible to trace the steps leading to life. I put to you that it is a contradiction to suggest in one breath that life exists and in the next that it cannot - that the chicken requires the egg which doesn't exist.

      Have a think about that contradiction and thank you for teaching me a new word.

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    9. Re:For Freedumb! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Your argument certainly holds true if the creator is required to be contained and constrained within the creation, and maybe I'm guilty of not being more explicit about asserting the opposite case.

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    10. Re:For Freedumb! by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      >That folding you mention, the vast three-dimensionality of the whole process, is such a big deal that people really don't know jack and need to quit sounding authoritative about it. [...]You've got the parsing done; now what of the lexical analysis?

      The folding is such a big deal that its the focus of a distributed computing project. Working it out is a big, hairy, computationally intensive task. And that's assuming we have all the principles of it down. There is always the possibility that our model will say that the protein will fold *this* way and nature says that it folds *that* way. But Popper and Occam say that we should assume that our model is right until we get new information that kicks it over. So, until we notice some anomalies... If we *do* find anomalies, I seriously doubt its the Creator showing up on the small scale, since I hope that He'd have better things to do. Hand-folding every single protein has *got* to be a thankless task.

      Working out the folding is a big hairy mess. But the cell infrastructure doesn't 'know' crap about folding. As far as it 'knows,' it's just stringing amino acids together. Doing the folding is our universe's physics engine's job. A ribosome synthesizing a protein off of a strand of mRNA is just as one-dimensional as a Turing machine going through its tape. Granted, the ribosome has to be fed tRNA, which carry the amino acids, and has to be fed ATP to power the process. But our computers also have power supplies, right?

      Evolution also doesn't 'know' crap. To evolution, a protein and the gene that codes for it are all just black boxes. It neither 'knows' nor 'cares' that this heme that transports oxygen is only a few (or one) atom away from this heme which used to be used for sulfur-based photosynthesis (and, indeed, that the gene that codes for the oxygen transport heme is a mutant descendant of the gene for the sulfur photosynthesis heme). Of course, evo-devo probably does care, since the current state of the organism narrows down what ways it can evolve, but that's beside the point.

      True genetic engineers *will* have to care about this crap. They'll have to figure out what protein will result from a give gene sequence, etc. I expect it will be really, really difficult. So far, genetic 'engineering' has just been cut-and-pasting genes that evolution has already 'designed.' If we're to the point where we're making synthetic chromosomes, then we might be entering the era of true genetic engineering, where we design new proteins from the ground up.

      Maybe we'll even get around to fixing all of those bugs in our anatomy that happened because we we're 'designed' by evolution. Things like inside-out retinas and larynxes that wrap around the aorta. Maybe this Creator of yours really is using quantum-level interventions to influence our evolution. (Nothing in evolutionary theory says that mutations *have* to be random. It's just that random mutations are simple and, in conjunction with natural selection, is sufficient to create pretty cool 'designs.') But, if so, then He ain't fixing things that only intelligent design can fix. Daniel Dennett once said that the best way you can study a designed artifact is to look at the mistakes - to the extent that designs are done right, all designs for the same spec look the same. The difference is in the mistakes. While our 'design' is pretty good on the whole, the mistakes scream "evolution," not "intelligent design." Lots of small changes, not wholesale redesigns.

      As far as junk DNA goes, there are two main theories: 1) that it really *is* junk, probably resulting from evolution 'commenting out' a bit of useless code. 2) it plays some sort of non-coding regulatory function. And then there's the third main theory, which says that some is junk, some is regulatory. The simplest assumption is that it is all junk. That way, if we find out that some of it *isn't* junk, we can be surprised and try to figure out what it actually does.

      Evolution is economical, but it does need some time to work. If som

  17. True Virus Hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Within thirty years biochemistry students might have to buy "chemistry sets" at the campus bookstore for their home lab work. And some of those students will surely feel the urge to initiate global epidemics with modified viruses. That kind of evolution will likely be far too fast for the vaccination developers to keep up.

    School shooters and airplane hijackers will look amiable compared to these demigods that wipe out hundreds of millions of people in each exploit.

  18. In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...a few maverick companies are already gaining monopoly control over the core 'operating system' for artificial life ..."

    Roman Catholic Church cites Genesis in Prior Art claim.....

    1. Re:In other news.. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Um, no. Celtic Supporters generally believe in evolution. It's Rangers Fans who take Genesis literally.

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  19. Our good friends by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 1

    No doubt our good friends at Monsanto would kill to be the main maverick company in question.

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    1. Re:Our good friends by artanis00 · · Score: 1

      I think this could be avoided, just need some rules.
      Base them out of the laws against slavery, extending the prohibition against owning another human to prohibiting the ownership of any part of another human.
        - This stops anyone from attempting to require license fees from another human, simply for living. Trying to do that could probably be seen as unconstitutional, anyhow. Human should be expanded/replaced to encompass any sentient life-form, should we ever encounter one. Only thing left is to define human.

      Follow that up with a prohibiting any claim on either natural or assisted (artificial insemination, etc.,) reproduction by any life-form.
        - This should stop anyone from attempting to require license fees to reproduce, which could have murderous effects on population and food supply if it becomes economically impossible to do either. It should remain possible to have some claim on a non-human life-form that is spliced together. The original. Once you sell or lose control of a life-form, that life-form can create descendants that either belong to its new owner, or to no one.

      Basically, regardless of how much money and time is spent developing a set of genetic code, 2 things should always remain true: a human being is his own, and any life-form can reproduce, regardless of patented genetics, without incurring fines.
      Just some ideas. I'm certain they're half-baked, and full of holes, but there you are.

    2. Re:Our good friends by ebombme · · Score: 1

      Don't even get me started on Monsanto... everyone should lookup this company. Gawd they are evil.

  20. No difference by Tony · · Score: 1

    Would you prefer that we place enormous power in everybody's hands? Regardless of their level of skill or ethics?

    That's effectively the same thing.

    What you describe is similar to "security through obscurity," the hope that not enough people will have the knowledge and information needed to cause damage. As soon as one person has the knowledge and power, you have compromised security. The whole point is to design a system that is resistant to knowledge and power.

    Unfortunately, since we didn't design the system (biology), there's not much we can do to make it hack-proof. I believe we're still dozens of years away from synthetic life, but once it happens, it might as well be in the power of all people. This isn't something like The Bomb that you can control with access to scarce resources.

    I'm not as pessimistic as Bill Joy (ironic last name when he goes off on his "the world is doomed" tear), but I definitely think it doesn't matter whether everybody gets this tech, or only a few get this tech. We're pretty much equally screwed either way.

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    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  21. look mom, here's my new virus by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Considering that many people choose to apply their programming skills in writing computer viruses, should we expect like-minded people to disseminate real synthetic viruses once the technology becomes sufficiently mainstream?

    1. Re:look mom, here's my new virus by Grey_14 · · Score: 1

      Scarier than that, computer viruses have taken a drastic turn towards being used for nefarious means, greater than just trashing data, When the zombie revolution comes, they will be chanting "Buy... Viagraaaaa"

  22. Offtopic? by Tony · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right. Off topic.

    This is probably the funniest damned post in the entire thread, spot on-topic for both patents and artificial life forms, and you get modded "offtopic."

    See, here's the deal, mods: *I'm* offtopic. The parent post was *funny.* See the difference? His was filled with relevant, smart, funny information. Mine is mere whining about mods and the way they waste their points. HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

    Mr. MillionthMonkey, Sir, you may not have writ the works of Shakespeare, but your post made me throw up laughing.

    Thank you.

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    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  23. The 6th Day by Dersaidin · · Score: 1

    If these companies pop up in California, we know Arni can save us.

  24. Whoa by jandersen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hold it, hold it! We're not quite there yet. It was only yesterday, on the historical timescale, that we discovered DNA and now we are beginning to get some vague ideas about how some of the things actually work. We can even theorize about correcting errors in people's genetic code, but creating a living cell from scratch? Not even the best biologists know more than a tiny fraction of what goes into making a living cell function. IOW, we are far, far out in the world of science fiction here nobody is just on the threshold to discovering how to create living cells from scratch, or even mostly from scratch.

    If and when that ever happens, I don't think any of the readers of /. will be around. The problem with absurd, sweeping patents will have solved itself by collapsing completely, capitalism is likely to have been left behind as yet another temporary absurdity in human culture, the climate change crisis will have run its course and found its solution, and if humanity is still around, we will have found a role as the guardians and preservers of the planets.

    1. Re:Whoa by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was announced this year that most of the genes of ecoli are now "understood" to the degree that we can now remove the genes we don't understand and still get a working system. It really is amazing how fast biotech is moving..

      J. Craig Venter is still the leading force. Next year he plans to publish a full artificial genome for a "minimalist" microbe. This thing can metabolize a feedstock and reproduce. All the genes are well understood. The structure of the proteins they make have been described. How the proteins interact has been studied. There are system schematics.

      This really is like an "operating system" for a cell. The kinds of "applications" you will run on it will likely not be anything like the biological processes. Using standardized parts like Biobricks from MIT, you'll be able to hack together multicellular systems for performing some exotic task. Anything from producing wanted biological products to computation.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:Whoa by fbjon · · Score: 1

      What scares me is when trojans and botnets start to appear in biological form.

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      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    3. Re:Whoa by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      see, mapping and understand genes is like being able to figure out what certain routines or "batch files" are for.

      To be able to make our own new little life program, we need to be able to "write" our own entirely, that is, arranage the molecules themselves.

      It's like someone up there said, difference between cloning a bit of stuff from photoshop, versus drawing photorealistic pictures using MS Paint.

      Not saying it can't be done, just saying that it's completely different from gene mapping and what we can do now.

    4. Re:Whoa by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      1. You don't actually speak in terminology so I have no idea if you know what you are talking about or are just ranting.
      2. Analogy is not a helpful means of argument.
      3. There are people making biological machines right now. There's a competition which they enter every year to showcase their progress. (see http://parts.mit.edu/igem07/index.php/Main_Page)
      4. The creation of completely new proteins and back-transcribing of the protein sequence to a suitable DNA sequence has been demonstrated. Parts will probably start showing up in the BioBricks databases in a few years as desktop computing power gets cheaper and cheaper.

      This stuff really is happening.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
  25. Coo, so when can I mate by greymond · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    with my real doll and make cylon babies? ...yeah I went there...

  26. And wouldn't it be ironic..... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If many hundreds of thousands or millions of years from now when humanity is a thing of the past, descendants of the synthetic DNA creatures start debating about whether or not they evolved naturally, or were created by a long-forgotten designer? Of course the former would obviously be a more acceptable conclusion, since the latter creates additional complexity.

    1. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It would only answer so much... If they (or we) were designed, it only changes the question to, "How did the designed come to be?"

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    2. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Hence the increase in complexity. And of course, when you have no objectively verifiable data on the designer (such as affirming whether or not the designer even existed in the first place), that is an utterly unanswerable question, which again... increases the complexity of the issue. What the real kicker would be is that the fact that we would have been responsible for their design and creation will not affect the conclusion that we never existed at all when no objectively verifiable evidence exists to that effect. That's what I think is ironic.

    3. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by Wolvey · · Score: 1

      Ironically, by playing Devil's Advocate, you are also God's Advocate.

    4. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I agree... that is ironic.

    5. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. To me, it's not so much about complexity.... it just becomes a philosophical question, not a scientific one.

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    6. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that, even millions of years from now, odds are there'll still be traces of humanity lying around. Therefore, the idea of a creator wouldn't be so wildly crazy, since there would actually be evidence of a real, physical creator.

    7. Re:And wouldn't it be ironic..... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You're probably right. Unless we do this on another planet.

  27. vaporware by graft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It should be pointed out that the technology described is largely fictitious. The best labs haven't even managed to create a single artificial cell, and those technologies ALL use cobbled-together bits stolen from other lifeforms - nothing truly from scratch. There are a few good examples of proteins being engineered to specific functions (mostly DNA binding specificity), but we're ages away from being able to say, "Okay, I want to synthesize a protein that does this random function; here's how I would do it." And as for more complex lifeforms? Forget it. We don't even understand the development process of any multicellular organism in any detail, never mind being able to manufacture our own. So, on the whole, I think this story is akin to worrying about who is going to get control of, say, shrink-ray technology. Scary when it happens, but it ain't happening any time soon.

    1. Re:vaporware by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Pretty much off-topic, but did anyone else read the Myst books?

      This paragraph reminds me of Atrus' father writing books. He would pull bits and pieces of other worlds and cobble them together, and they never worked. Atrus rejected that approach and decided to actually understand how things worked, and his books were successful...

      I suspect this will go pretty much the same road. The first scientists will cobble things together poorly, and have little or no actual success, but pave the way for the next generation to really understand what's happening and make it work.

      That, or we all die. -shrug-

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    2. Re:vaporware by delt0r · · Score: 1

      We are even further behind than that. We don't even understand regulation of a single cell. It will come, but its going to take a long time, require massive computing power and enormous amounts of data from the field.

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      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
    3. Re:vaporware by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

      And with one fell swoop of a short paragraph, you kill our sci-fi fantasies. Thanks a lot!

    4. Re:vaporware by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

      Much of this data will come from studying simplified biologies in synthetic cells. We don't have to understand it fully, just enough to get by. These efforts will help test our understanding and drive research into the systems operation of natural biological systems.

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  28. MOD PARENT ROFL by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think the problem here may be that you have to dumb it down a bit.

    I'd give you an example involving a car analogy, but... err, well you seem to be the master in that subject.

    Its a sad day in /.

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    Just -1, Troll talking to another.
  29. Jurassic Park by rubah · · Score: 1

    Yes! Biological patents! Twenty years closer to the realization of Jurassic Park!

  30. Touche. by css-hack · · Score: 1

    Touche. If only I hadn't just used up my mod points.

  31. gLife by jfenwick · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to a search engine near you: Search the Google database of life forms that have been successfully created in the lab to find the one that fits your biotech industrial needs. All open source, will full RNA patterns necessary to generate the cDNA from PCRs.

  32. I don't want a Kronos Corporation either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean the end of disease? Or a new host of plagues?

  33. It's jurrasic park all over again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they saw the movie.

  34. Confused by Amiralul · · Score: 1

    Stem cell research is banned because we have to *sit* and *think* about it... Is it good, is it bad... Hmmm... We are not sure so, uhm, let's ban it. Done.
    Meanwhile, artificial DNA yields artificial lifeforms, with totally unknown consequences. This is fun! More dangerous than stem cells, but it's fun, sounds like a creppy sci-fi movie! So why ban it?

    1. Re:Confused by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 1

      I am not moderating this article because I wanted to reply to you. (And this is a bit off-topic.)

      You may or may not be aware, but stem cell research isn't banned. You cannot use federal money to support stem cell research using stem cell lines other than those specifically allowed, and you cannot use federal money to create new stem cell lines. However, if your funding is not from the federal government, you can do any stem cell research you want.

      Also, this quandary arises from the president and those like-minded, who just don't know enough about stem cells to effectively make a decision, in my opinion. If they were as informed as myself and other scientists, I would be surprised if they were to continue to oppose stem cell research. Of course, religious fundamentalists are rarely found practicing biological research. I suspect it is considered witchcraft. Therefore, those legislators opposing stem cell research will never be as informed as scientists.

      As others have already pointed out, this isn't artificial DNA. It is composed of the same molecules that DNA is, and in fact it is a lot of cobbled together pieces of DNA whose main functions we are aware of, with a few short bits of designed sequence to fill gaps or make construction easier. Nothing is being created de novo that hasn't been created many years ago.

      Furthermore, why would any resultant life forms be artificial? Because man had a hand in shaping them? Look at the chihuahua. That is the most grossly perverted life form that man has shaped, in my opinion, yet I wouldn't call it artificial. It was generated via existing biological processes. Using DNA technologies accelerate the modification of organisms, but they don't do anything that couldn't be done via breeding, given a large enough sample and a large enough time scale. (But it would be like an army of monkeys sitting at typewriters and hitting random keys until one drafts up MacBeth, if you are trying to introduce a gene from one species to another unrelated species.)

      As for danger, well, that depends on who uses it, and for what purpose. Inherently technology is not dangerous.

  35. "Microsoft" of Artificial Life. by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There may be a "patent troll" of artificial life, but there will be no Microsoft. DNA is, by definition, open source.

    -ellie

    1. Re:"Microsoft" of Artificial Life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily.

      I wouldn't be too surprised if someone were to build some kind of HLL to build "organic machines" (or whatever it is you want to call them). In such a scenario, the organism itself would be to the HLL that was used to build it, as the binaries are to the source code used to compile them.

    2. Re:"Microsoft" of Artificial Life. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I fear this is hyperbole. DNA isn't open source in any realistic definition of the term, in fact for the most part it's not even "source available". It's self replicating in many instances, but it's not something we have any high level representative of. It costs millions just to reverse engineer to what might be called "assembly language level" the DNA of a single human being.

      And that "assembly code" is barely readable. We don't know what most of the functional parts do, and about 90% of it isn't even functional.

      In time, it'll get cheaper to decode DNA into an intermediate form, but what we'll be stuck with afterwards wouldn't be dissimilar to what you'd get if you ran a decompiler over the Windows operating system.

      Still, if it means I can engineer a retrovirus to get me the tail I've always wanted, then it'll be worth it.

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  36. Manufactured life would leapfrog computer-based AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As soon as one could create a lifeform using artifical DNA, they could bypass many ethical arguments for using these organisms as AI control systems because their DNA is not of "natural origin".

    Imagine, we probably do not just wire frog or dog brains to robot bodies because of ethical concerns... but if the frog or dog or primate brain came from an artifical DNA starting point, one could argue that there is no ethical challenge.

    And given that plasticity of brains, it would be easier to just wire organisms to robot bodies then to create a computer brain from scratch. (See research on speech and robotic/remote controls to paraplegics).

    Of course, if there are no ethical limitations for using animals in this way now.... well... the pandora's box might well be opened now.

    (I wonder if something like that might end up as an instructable?... Frog-brain controlled robotic model tanks.)

  37. Defining Life by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Life" is a system that transduces energy to maintain local entropy reductions that perpetuate its operation: homeostasis. Recognizable life replicates itself, or is replicated, from identical or nearly identical instances: reproduction.

    FWIW, "intelligence" is an information model of the physical world at least minimally accurate and at least minimally inclusive (perhaps solely at initialization) of new information that it adds to itself, and that includes representation of itself in its model.

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    1. Re:Defining Life by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Serious question: would fire count as life under that defintion? I'm not sure if it has any local entropy reduction. Unless maybe you take "reduction" to mean "adding electrons" :-P

    2. Re:Defining Life by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Fire itself doesn't locally reduce entropy - it increases entropy. Not alive. Though it looks like it's increasing order internally, along the luminous gas flows, so it's sometimes treated as a living thing. Especially by people even more impressed by its invisible action.

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  38. Life? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    First, it's imminent, not immanent. Rather Freudian slip.

    And again, this doesn't appear to me to be synthetic life any more than putting an artificial heart into a person and starting it up is giving them "artificial life". We're taking pieces (important ones), creating them synthetically, and sticking them into a living creature.

    And this is a non-trivial distinction. The real question about life is a more metaphysical one: if we come to the point where we can move molecules on large scales like Legos, putting them all exactly where they should be compared to a model single-celled creature (for example), and when we can simultaneously 'insert' all the necessary electrochemical charges in the right places in the right proportions....will that creature 'pop' into living? I guess it goes to one's deep beliefs about whether "life" is something unique and non-physical, something essentially tangential to the chemistry and physics. In a sense it's a question fundamentally about God and the soul.

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  39. How the individuals could avoid monopoly control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could, for example, educate themselves in the fields of biology and genetics, and be the first to discover this. They could then publish the information freely, making it prior art.

    Or, the experts could invest their money into paying the salaries and laboratories of other people with said degrees, and when they make the discoveries, do the same thing.

    Provided that they do not wish to do either of the above, they might find that for a limited time, certain individuals and companies who do invest their time and/or resources will indeed have monopoly control of what they find out. On the other hand, it would be interesting to see how they would disprove that for a patent duration of X years, then the companies not being in existence would not have added more than X years to to the overall discovery process.

  40. Overlords by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the title, I read it as "Synthetic DNA About To Yield to New Life Forms".

    I guess that's about the only time the "overlords" joke really is called for ... and funny! :-)

  41. Uh why don't we first get there before we pat ourselves on the backs about the sheer awesomeness of having gotten there? If I had a nickle for every scientist whose next experiment may very well change mankind and science itself, I'd be a very rich skeptic.

  42. Singular purposes by wytcld · · Score: 1

    synthetic biology involves the large-scale rewriting of genetic codes to create metabolic machines with singular purposes.
    And there you have it. Life, living beings, are not "machines with singular purposes." Having but one purpose pretty much defines how a machine differs from life, defines an instrument to be used by myriad-purposed life forms. Human beings are the most general-purpose life forms evident on Earth. But anything more than a bacterium (maybe even them) has evolved in a many-dimensional environment, to which single-purpose fitness would not have been fitness at all.

    None of the people playing with novel gene coding has the slightest idea how to make anything beyond single-purpose machines with it - no schemes for anything remotely resembling us, our dogs, or the squirrel in the yard. So this whole article's image of mad scientists "composing" new life forms like symphonies is just bad sci-fi, especially in the near to mid-term future. Can we pervert a life form into a machine? Sure. That's what happens when we put a horse before a cart. And perverting a microbe to make oil? Sure. But at that point we've reduced life to machinery, not created life.
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  43. Eugh. We're tractor spooge??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a pleasant thought...

  44. Open source life forms? by sammydee · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one here who is seeing parallels between the early stages of synthetic life creation, and the emergence of software in computers. Both started in education, with the "source code" as it were, freely available to everyone. As time went on, software became more commercialized and we ended up with the widespread usage of closed source and intellectual property we have today.

    I sure hope there's a Richard Stallman out there to stand up for open source genetics, or a branch of science that can change the course of history will probably end up getting bogged down in lawsuits and patents.

  45. We shouldn't alter what we don't fully understand by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Hmm is this life imitating art or what? I am all for learning about DNA. There's a lot to learn that could possibly
    help with many cures for genetic diseases along the way. But... to take DNA and sequence it to produce a life form?
    We are going to produce monsters along the way. Who knows.. possibly something harmful. I am sure they would start at sequencing bacteria. And we know where this will lead. Some government agency will fund the research, scientists will take
    the funding and possibly design a super bacteria. Good can come out of the research as well, such as hydrogen producing bacteria..but heck we all know what happens... look at how the atomic bomb was developed.

    Has anyone ever watched the SciFi series Surface???? Ok it's SciFi but the super lizard amphibian creatures were created by
    testing synthetic DNA building blocks.

  46. Custom "hit-man" viruses by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Oh great, just f-ing great!

    Imagine creating a special virus that can be passed from person to person. But, when it reaches its intended target (specific genetic code), it assassinates!

    I'm just another lowly Slashdotter. You all know damn well I'm not the first one to think of this. I'm sure it's been on the drawing board for quite some time in both the US and Russia. Who knows, maybe such viral assassinations have already taken place.

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  47. One more question... by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 1

    One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog...

  48. Re:We shouldn't alter what we don't fully understa by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, if it is like the show it will get cancelled after one short season and we will all be safe!

  49. Re:Whoops by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Whoops... I changed my story to say serial killer since that sounded more dramatic rather than a bank robber half way through, but you get the point ;)

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  50. we barely understand how proteins work by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It will be a long time before there are radical changes in synthetic life. The early wrok will be tinking: combing proteins from different existing lifeforms, changing an amino there, etc.

  51. For the average slashdotter... by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... "the praying mantis routine" with a bug-woman-hybrid that looks like Natasha Henstridge may be a really good deal!

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  52. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > That could stifle competition, they say, and place enormous power in a few people's hands.

    You'll pardon me if I don't get excited about the alternative: placing enormous power in the hands of a few people whose primary skill is in generating fear in the masses.

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  53. Enormous Power by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    ...is already in the hands of a few people. Nukes can wipe out the life on this planet. With capitalism, it always happens that power goes into the hands of few. What did you expect, something like Blade Runner where even the guy down at the corner in chinatown makes artificial animals?

    1. Re:Enormous Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there Mr. Troll, don't blame capitalism for centralizing power. Do you really think socialism in action has a diffuse power structure? Stalin was just a mouthpiece carrying out the people's will? Castro has been democratically re-elected in free elections for half a century?

      Let's face it, it's socialist systems that have created more interrogation rooms that required floor drains.

  54. Oops, typo. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    ..."spare faring world nation"... I meant to say "space faring world nation". Apologies.

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  55. Not sure I understand you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what exactly are you saying - that we were created by dinosaurs?

    1. Re:Not sure I understand you. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying anything... draw your own conclusions.

  56. Re:Whoops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least that solves our little problem. Everyone gets guns but you, as your inability to stick to one story clearly mark you as the robber/killer.

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  58. A few considerations... by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

    it can't be denied that an intelligent designer could have come up with much better designs than the ones you see. Attributing evolutionary designs to an intelligent being is practically an insult when you look at some of the shoddy work evolution has come up with. Our testicles, for example, hang from our undersides dangerously exposed, just because some protein denatures at core body temperatures.
    OK, it can't be denied that an intelligent designer "could" have come up with better designs. But the question is, would it? Anyone who has ever tampered with genetic algorithms knows that the power of random change associated with the mechanism of both natural and artificial selection is extremely powerful! In fact, I'm willing to bet that, given enough time, it can beat any intelligent design no matter the objective or purpose. I suggest you guys google on Karl Sims and his creatures for a glimpse of that power. And it can be applied to virtually anything, provided you can find a way to map a solution to a genotype and find a good heuristic to drive the process of selection. Then it's a matter of tuning the functions and probabilities and voila. You get your solution. Probably better than any you could ever design. Why? Well, for starters, there isn't any bias toward any particular kind of solution. Take symmetry. It's a bias that tends to show itself in human designs. And most of the times, it's not beneficial in any way. Basically, natural/artificial selection doesn't have any bias or prejudice against any kind of solution. It merely finds the best one.

    About life, well, I believe the best definition of life so far, is the replicator definition. Basically, if it replicates, it is alive. Viruses (carbon based) would, under this definition, be living creatures. And, honestly, I don't see why wouldn't they... They seem pretty alive to me.. As for computer viruses I would put them in a zombie state. This is because, although they do replicate, they basically clone themselves which is not exactly the same thing at least for life as we know it. The problem resides in the fact that carbon viruses infect other phenotypes replicating machinery with their own genotype. Computer viruses don't. The analogous thing would be, I believe, for a computer virus to somehow inject it's source code into a victim compiler and make it compile it and execute it. I don't know if there is already something like this. I remember of code injection on forms and similar attacks secure-code guys are always worried about and I wonder if it possible... Anyway I'm not a specialist, and everything I said here is from what I've learned in college and from reading... But for anyone interested I seriously recommend Richard Dawkins's books, especially The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker and The Extended Phenotype. They're written in fairly common language and, with a couple exceptions, can be easily understood by anyone minimally intelligent (I like to believe that that applies to everyone that reads /.). Well, if you're a creationist you'll probably not going to like them.. But then again, you're not minimally intelligent... For CS guys well take a course on AI and your life will change... You'll start wondering what's the point of actually program something... Why not evolve the damn thing?..

  59. One word: by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1
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  60. There needs to be a complete ban on this by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Mankind isn't smart enough to predict every possible effect of this kind of thing.
    Name me one case where mankind has meddled with nature and it hasn't become a total screw-up.
    This technology can only lead to trouble. Probably waay more trouble than any previous meddling with nature that mankind has so far done as it the first technology to directly manipulate our core mechanisms in a unreversible and potentially uncontrollable way as genetically modified people also have a right to have kids, so passing genetic modifications on.
    Why aren't governments strictly enforcing a complete ban on this technology?
    To all you short-sighted do-gooders arguing that this will find cures for every possible disease, PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE of something.
    Get over it.

    1. Re:There needs to be a complete ban on this by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

      Man, that's awfully short sighted.

      Sure it can be dangerous, but it also has tremendous potential. Our chances of getting obliterated by some naturally evolved super bug are pretty high anyway. The universe is hostile to life, life is hostile to life.

      Don't sweat it, you'll go mad.

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      Yes, I am a smart ass; it's better than the alternative.
    2. Re:There needs to be a complete ban on this by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Short-sighted? I think not.
      As opposed to just charging ahead ignoring risk serious enough to permanently damage or even destroy mankind? now that is REALLY short-sighted.

  61. Lexx by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    I'd like an animal with wheels that I can drive to work, with chlorophyll in its skin so I don't have to feed it. Maybe it can sun itself on the roof while I'm at meetings, and ooze a delicious health drink from a special orifice so I can catch dinner on the way home. Stanley Tweedle? Is that you?
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    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  62. Talk about a one-sided relationship! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Maybe human beings are tractors way of reproducing. One partner isn't walking away from that mating session. Ah well, works for the praying mantis...
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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  63. Regarding Diabetes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look into the zone diet.

    http://drsears.com/ZoneandChronicDisorders/Diabetes/tabid/389/Default.aspx

    listen to Dr. Sears' video and then click on the Testimonials link toward the bottom side of the page.

    i don't have diabetes and the zone has changed my life - lost 25 lbs of fat, gained 5 lbs of muscle at the same time (6.5 months), lost my lifelong allergy problem, feel fantastic and eat very well.

    while my results sound good, they are nothing compared to Manuel Uribe - 1230 lbs to 780 lbs and he lost his hunger and depression.

    Dara Torres, a long time Zoner and the holder of more olympic medals than any other american woman save one, recently set the American record in the 50m free swimming event - at the age of 40. it was the 2nd fastest time in the world this year. if you know *anything* about swimming, your jaw just dropped to your basement floor... you know you are in the basement... ha ha.

    you'll see Dara compete int he 2008 olympics at the age of 41 - and competing against teenagers and early twenty-somethings. i bet nobody else is even in their 30s.

    seriously, invest a little time and learn the ropes. you will be amazed at what a moderate protein, moderate carb, moderate fat diet will do to your level of wellness.

    1. Re:Regarding Diabetes by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      I've been "doing the zone" for years now. If anything, it's a combination of sensible diet and regular exercise that keeps me in the "borderline" part.

      But truth be told? For some things, there just is no magical cure. (yet) No amount of careful eating and exercising will change the fact that, by the time I'm 50, I'll be a full-blown diabetic. I'm going to die, someday, too. In the meantime, I've already postponed the problem for over 10 years. Had I NOT changed my course pretty drastically, my blood sugar would average in the 200-300 range. As it is now, it's usually between 90 and 150.

      Thanks for the advice, though.

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  64. Discworld quote... by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    Terry Pratchett has in the Discworld-series in 'The Last Continent' a small god playing with these ideas. Leads to an unexpected result, though...

    (quote) ...'And the flaming cows?' said Ridcully.
    'The what?' said the god, sunk in misery.
    'The more inflammable cow,' said Ponder.
    'Oh yes. Another good idea that didn't work. I just thought, you know, that if you could find the bit in, say, an oak tree which says "Be inflammable" and glue it into the bit of the cow which says "Be soggy" it'd save a lot of trouble. Unfortunately, that produced a sort of bush that made distressing noises and squirted milk, but I could see the principle was sound...'
    (end quote)

    First time I read it I just could not stop laughing! Sorry for the spoiler to future readers, but this quote came up so strong that I wonder why noone else has posted it.

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    What person will donate an airborne act of love?
  65. You didn't have to tell me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing else could explain our current crop of Presidential candidates.

  66. coincidence? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    On the same day of the re-re-re-re-release of blade runner, now in the super duper uber funpack version?

    All kidding aside, this is really scary, we really arent far enough down the road of understanding to start mucking around with this.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  67. what-could-possibly-go-wrong dept.??? by Rockin'Robert · · Score: 0

    Watch my lips!
    Uppity REPLICANTS!
    RR