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Underground Freight Networks

morphovar writes "The German Ruhr University of Bochum is conducting experiments with a large-scale model for an automated subterranean transport system. It would use unmanned electric vehicles on rails that travel in a network through pipelines with a diameter of 1.6 meters, up to distances of 150 kilometers. Sending cargo goods through underground pipelines is anything but new — see this scan of a 1929 magazine article about Chicago's underground freight tunnel network (more details). Translating this concept to the 21st century would be something like introducing email for things: you could order something on the Internet and pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning."

284 comments

  1. I don't have a cellar by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:I don't have a cellar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      But I bet you have a trapdoor for your Frosty Poophole! Oh yeah, the Frosty Poophole... extruding cylinders of juicy goodness for billions of years!

    2. Re:I don't have a cellar by calebt3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry. A basement will substitute perfectly.

    3. Re:I don't have a cellar by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I think in all my life I've only lived in one home that had a basement. That was well over 30 years ago.

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    4. Re:I don't have a cellar by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I find that very odd. I thought almost all houses had basements.

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    5. Re:I don't have a cellar by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Do you live in a southern state?

    6. Re:I don't have a cellar by Pyrion · · Score: 0

      Basements make very little sense in places that practically never get tornadoes.

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    7. Re:I don't have a cellar by Nos. · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that they give you extra living space. If nothing else its a good place for the furnace, water heater, water softner, etc.

    8. Re:I don't have a cellar by Everyone+Is+Seth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Basements make very little sense in places that practically never get tornadoes...to people who think basements only serve as protection from tornadoes. The temperature and moisture levels in a basement are pretty constant, and we used ours to store certain foods. It is also one of the cheapest ways to expand living space in your home.

    9. Re:I don't have a cellar by tmosley · · Score: 3, Informative

      Basements don't work in places with high water tables (like the Gulf Coast), and don't really serve much purpose in places with shallow freeze lines (the South and Pacific coast). The foundation of the house has to extend beneath that line anyways, so if it is more than 4-5 feet deep, it doesn't cost much to go a few feet deeper and provide a basement. There is no great economic incentive to have a basement in warmer climates, so prevalence is hit or miss.

    10. Re:I don't have a cellar by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Basements make very little sense in places that practically never get tornadoes.

      Methinks the land is too cheap where you live.

    11. Re:I don't have a cellar by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      There are virtually none in central California. I've never heard of one here, at least.

    12. Re:I don't have a cellar by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      Hmm. You won't find many basements in areas that have a lot of ground moisture. I myself am from Washington State, and as far as I can tell basements are pretty rare here as well. They do exist, but they are rare. Consistent moisture isn't something that basements around here enjoy, or at least the ones I've seen.

    13. Re:I don't have a cellar by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      ...

      You realize that most houses have basements, despite the fact that most parts of North America don't get tornadoes?

      In fact, tornadoes often have nothing to do with why a house has a basement or not. It's usually because it adds an extra floor to your home without increasing the height.

    14. Re:I don't have a cellar by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I believe most basements are created to satisfy a requirement of laying a foundation (or footing) a certain distance below the frost line. In the south the frost line is often less than three feet (in my case 4 inches) and basements are only built to satisfy the home owner's desire for more usable space.

      Since cellars suffer mold problems in the warm and moist climate in the south, it is rare that a house has one down here.

      I forgot where I originally heard this explanation...

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    15. Re:I don't have a cellar by Nos. · · Score: 1

      There is no great economic incentive to have a basement in warmer climates, so prevalence is hit or miss.
      Except, like I said, to increase living space. In a 1200sqft bungalow, you have 1200sqft of space. Add a basement, and that can nearly double, without needing more lot space, or the increased property taxes that a 2400sqft home would incur.

    16. Re:I don't have a cellar by autocracy · · Score: 1
      Cellars serve a purpose on several standards: utility, foundation, and just being below the frost line. Passively moved steam heat requires a basement. Those of us from the northeastern US are often shocked that it is common anywhere to have a home without a basement. Besides the necessity of furnace concerns, it is also useful for more convenient plumbing, and they usually stay above freezing as they're below ground (water pipes in the northern states are buried much deeper -- contrast with Texas where "freeze warnings" are issued frequently in winter months).

      Conversely, they're well-known for flooding or mold problems, and don't have quite the same utility towards the south. Thus, southerners wonder why the hell we all have underground rooms.

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    17. Re:I don't have a cellar by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no great economic incentive to have a basement in warmer climates, so prevalence is hit or miss.

      Actually, there is. In warmer climates basements are often cool and damp (which can make it feel even cooler) compared to the upstairs (this is true in Wisconsin where summers, while generally mild, can still hit 100 F on the hottest days. You spend more time in the basement on these days, usually next to your home-made dry bar. =P Of course tornadoes are irrelevant as generally if tornado sirens go off, everyone is running upstairs to stand on their porch to watch the tornado. hehe).

      Given the extra living space, it's not uncommon to have a bedroom in the basement allowing for cooler and much more comfortable living conditions without having to resort to air conditioning. However, the other points such as water table, geography, natural disasters, hold true. Basements just aren't feasible in some areas.

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    18. Re:I don't have a cellar by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Building the second story above ground rather than below is probably cheaper. It also allows windows. If the extra room is only used for storage, that doesn't matter, but it does for living space.

    19. Re:I don't have a cellar by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      It is also one of the cheapest ways to expand living space in your home.

      Correction: it is one of the cheapest ways to expand living space if you don't have the space to just slap on an extension, or put something on top of the garage. There are pretty much two reasons why basements exist: surface space is too limited to expand there, and to provide cheap protection from atmospheric effects (whether it's temperature or wind - or bombs, if you happened to live in Europe).

      Aside from that, basements are a pain. If your house is on a hill, you need to make sure that it's completely waterproofed. Otherwise, water pressure on the hill side will make it a permanent water tank. You need proper ventilation if you want to have people stay in there for extended periods. Lack of natural light makes it a depressing place, unless its use precludes natural light anyway (home theater, for example). My parents have exactly two uses for basements: storage of wine, pickles and various food stuffs, and storage of anything unsightly and kinda smelly (water boilers, oil furnace, grandma's old luggage contents, etc.).
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    20. Re:I don't have a cellar by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I grew up in Arizona, now I live in Florida. Between the ages of 6-9 we lived in Michigan. That was the house that had a basement. Haven't lived in a house with one since. You can get a house with a basement in AZ - but they are somewhat unusual and usually a lot more expensive.

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    21. Re:I don't have a cellar by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      ...

      You realize that most houses have basements, [..]

      No, they don't.

      Now we have two claims. Yours and mine. They cannot both be true. This raises the question whether you're able to support you claim in any way, shape and form. Evidence? Reasoning? Something?

      (Hint: "everybody I know has one" is neither evidence nor reasoning.)

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    22. Re:I don't have a cellar by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      The viewpoint is going to come, most likely, from where you grew up. I live on the eastern coast of the US, and *nobody* has a basement. The likelihood of flooding is so high that a basement is a pure waste. We do, however, have attics, and often they get finished off. When i lived in Kansas i noticed the opposite of all of this. Most places have a basement, almost nobody has a finished attic. The reasons why seem pretty obvious.

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    23. Re:I don't have a cellar by kegger64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This raises the question whether you're able to support you claim in any way, shape and form. Evidence? You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
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    24. Re:I don't have a cellar by emilper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A basement complicates a lot the construction, and adds a lot more to the price: it's almost the same as building a two-stories house, with the added expense of having to dig a big hole, and later the expense of keeping that hole drained. Basements made sense in crowded cities/towns where the land price would be greater than the overhead imposed by an habitable basement.

      1.6 meters of height ? Who is going to do maintenance in those tunnels? Hobbits ?

      I wonder how are they planning to dig those tunnels in cities that already exist. It would be horribly expensive, those that would make this attempt will have to pay for a lot of structural damage to the buildings above due to vibrations, and a lot of buildings would have to be excluded because it would be mightily unsafe to alter the foundations to allow for "stations".

      [I am an euro-skeptic] I call this "draining EU funds for sci-fi projects". The same bloody attitude resulted in the GM industry in Europe to fall behind: they wasted money on plastic-producing-rapeseed and other such projects in the early 1990s, and now are upset Monsanto et. comp stole the ground from below their feet with more practical research.[/I am an euro-skeptic]
    25. Re:I don't have a cellar by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Unless you live on a coastal flood plain, then you have the exact opposite of a basement.

      Google image search: house on stilts

    26. Re:I don't have a cellar by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But a cellar is cheaper to maintain environmentally.
      I've seen some nice finished cellars. Now if you want a room you are going to spend 12 hours a day in, you want windows...otherwise it's just like work!

      Cellars would make an excellent home theater space, also a great space for a LAN gaming set up. The constant coolness of a cellar would be good for computers, and the heat computers give off would rise to the rest of the house.

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    27. Re:I don't have a cellar by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. that goes with my experience, that basements are a more northern kind of thing. It seems that many houses in the NE have basements, but I don't think I've seen one in FL. I thought maybe it was a cultural difference between north and south. Every home I've lived in has had one.

    28. Re:I don't have a cellar by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

      Unfortunately, /. prohibits the uploading of pictures...

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    29. Re:I don't have a cellar by innerweb · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am not a builder/construction worker but a friend of mine is. I consult him on almost all of my house construction needs. He has in the past told me that adding a basement is much more cost effective long term than a second floor. Basements are much easier to control the environment on than a second floor, have much lower heating and cooling costs, and in fact when used right, can actually lower the HVAC cost for the entire house. He also explained that building a basement is less expensive (in this area) than adding a second floor on a new house. On an already existent house without a basement, it can be much more expensive to excavate the basement than to add the second floor unless you do it yourself. He said the most expensive part of adding a basement is the manpower to safely dig out the new basement under the existing foundation, or move the house off the existing foundation to dig a new foundation (basement level).

      Most basements have window wells, windows that are just at or below ground level, and many have an exposed external, or mostly exposed external wall (depending on the grading of the property the house is built upon.)

      Now, I am not in the construction business, but he and his family have been for over 80 years, so I trust his opinion.

      InnerWeb

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    30. Re:I don't have a cellar by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      You've never been overseas then?

      I cant honestly say I've been in a basement in a home.
      I'm a Aussie. No basements here.

    31. Re:I don't have a cellar by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Explains a lot. I live in Canada, so virtually all houses would require basements. The only places I know of that didn't have basements were ones that were built on solid bedrock, where I guess you wouldn't need a foundation as such. I've even seen basements with an outcropping of rock that goes into the basement. It looks like they started to dig the basement, hit bedrock, and decided to build the basement around it, instead of going through the trouble of removing the rock.

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    32. Re:I don't have a cellar by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I thought in that in Australia, the basement is the home"

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    33. Re:I don't have a cellar by Apu · · Score: 1

      Thus, southerners wonder why the hell we all have underground rooms.

      Is that why it took so long to find the Underground Railroad?

    34. Re:I don't have a cellar by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      The viewpoint is going to come, most likely, from where you grew up. I live on the eastern coast of the US, and *nobody* has a basement. The likelihood of flooding is so high that a basement is a pure waste. We do, however, have attics, and often they get finished off. When i lived in Kansas i noticed the opposite of all of this. Most places have a basement, almost nobody has a finished attic. The reasons why seem pretty obvious.

      ...and in much of California, where there are Earthquakes to contend with, neither basements nor attics are particularly popular as they're a bit of a hazard (or otherwise quite expensive to do such that they aren't.). On the other hand, there's little enough rain that we tend to leave our cars at the curb and store our junk in the garage instead. So it all works out in the end.

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    35. Re:I don't have a cellar by bishiraver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dream of a city of the future. Big forward thinking tech companies find some land at some highway crossing somewhere, invest in offices and infrastructure:

      • green buildings
      • pleasant new-urban architecture and space-planning
      • zip-car-like service for out of city travel
      • agrarian roofs
      • underground transit system for deliveries
      • pebble-bed reactors for power, or:
      • divert small portions of a large local river to a series of graded undeground vortex turbines as needed for provisional power, combined with solar and wind. A mid-western location would be best, as it provides for both small-unit-scalable hydro and wind
      • prohibit fossil fuels for transportation within the city by providing suitable zip-car-like service for electric cars within the city limits, and hybrid cars for out-of-city travel; efficient public transportation system; efficient underground delivery-on-rails for freight
      • utilize cradle-to-cradle philosophy where possible

      What you end up with is:

      A beautiful, livable AND dense city for technology-oriented companies to open offices in. Optimal outdoor space use generates congregating areas that people actually want to go to. Easy to use and clean (in terms of power) public transportation with private transportation for those who want it; sustainable agrarian supply of perishables - imagine buying groceries from the corner store and having them be delivered from forty feet away instead of a thousand miles..

      It would probably never happen, but who knows :) I wouldn't live there until a suitable artistic / musician culture blossomed...

    36. Re:I don't have a cellar by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      I find that very odd. I thought almost all houses had basements.

      Not in Vegas. The ground's too hard to dig down deep enough, and blasting would be too expensive and imprecise (and also risks damage to nearby buildings).

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    37. Re:I don't have a cellar by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if you would otherwise build a one story house to begin with, and I'm firmly of the opinion that in cities where land is expensive due to scarcity, construction of one-story buildings, residential or otherwise, should be prohibited by building code because it is basically squandering land. Don't get me started about all the one story office buildings in the Silicon Valley area. If all of those one-story office buildings were two story buildings, we almost wouldn't have land scarcity at all... but I digress.

      If you're starting out with a two story house, two stories with a basement generally is a lot nicer to look at than three stories. Adding a basement also provides a lot more usable space than turning the attic into a partial floor. And, of course, adding a basement means that if you later need still more space, you have an attic that you can convert into a partial floor.... It's a lot harder to add a basement afterwards than it is to convert an attic.

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    38. Re:I don't have a cellar by xeoron · · Score: 1

      In many cases I would agree, but in regions that have high levels of damaging storms (hurricanes, twisters, etc), then maybe people should build their homes, mostly, if not completely underground, then one would save on insurance, heating/cooling, etc. As for missing windows... one could use webcams pointed at sights outside and have framed monitors act like windows and have parascope like skylights.

    39. Re:I don't have a cellar by thewiz · · Score: 1

      Son, in Texas we have a name for that, too. We call them "indoor swimming pools"!

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    40. Re:I don't have a cellar by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      My basement has windows. (A basement isn't 100% under the ground, only like 2/3 or 3/4) It is even possible to have full size (egress) windows if you just dig out a little around the windows. I also have an extra bedroom in my basement, which adds to the value of my house. While I do use my basement for some storage, i also have my laundry room, workshop area, and extra bathroom in my basement as well. Construction-wise, it may be cheaper to add up rather than go down. But all homes where I live (Midwest USA) are generally built with basements. It doesn't cost much more when you already have to dig down for the foundation of the house anyways. But the biggest advantage to underground rooms are heating/cooling costs. It is much cooler in the hot summers here in the basement (naturally 15 degrees or so Farenheit cooler on really hot days) and is a great place to put computer/electronics or anything that gives off a lot of heat.

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    41. Re:I don't have a cellar by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The water table is a few inches below ground level here (when I stick a shovel in the ground, the hole is full of water). Basements are not only not used, but completely impractical to build.

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    42. Re:I don't have a cellar by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      What you end up with is:

      A beautiful, livable AND dense city for technology-oriented companies to open offices in. Optimal outdoor space use generates congregating areas that people actually want to go to. Easy to use and clean (in terms of power) public transportation with private transportation for those who want it; sustainable agrarian supply of perishables - imagine buying groceries from the corner store and having them be delivered from forty feet away instead of a thousand miles..

      What you end up with is a city that is too expensive to live in, and thus has no inhabitants.

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    43. Re:I don't have a cellar by ink_13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must live somewhere where things never freeze. In colder climates, foundations have to be built under the frostline, which makes basements pretty much a standard feature.

    44. Re:I don't have a cellar by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Also, it's damn near impossible to keep a basement dry in Florida.

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    45. Re:I don't have a cellar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That reminds me, if I see hurricane-wrecked American town, I always wonder: Why do you build your houses from wood instead of brick or concrete? Is it cheaper? I would think brick or concrete houses would take a lot less damage? I'm rather clueless since I live in Europe where there are almost no wooden houses. It's all brick (or some concrete) with a sturdy foundation and almost always a basement.

    46. Re:I don't have a cellar by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a cultural difference, it's a cost difference. In places like Florida and Arizona (where I live), it never freezes. In home construction, you have to build the foundation of your house deeper than where the soil freezes in the winter. If it never freezes, then you don't have to worry too much about this: you just pour a concrete slab and build your house on that. You could build a basement if you wanted more space, but it's a lot cheaper to just add a second story above-ground, although that'll give you horrible A/C bills in the summer. But who cares? If you're the developer, you don't care about energy usage since you won't be living there, and most buyers don't think about it until later too, and are more interested in the ultimate price, and the price per square foot.

      In the north, the ground freezes, so you have to dig several feet down to pour the foundation to avoid any problems. Well, if you're already digging 4 feet down, why not just spend a little extra money and dig a full 8 feet? It's a lot cheaper to do that, than to dig 4 feet, build the house on a crawlspace, and then add a second story for that same amount of living space.

      We do have some homes here in AZ with basements, but they tend to be very expensive upscale homes where the buyers are very interested in energy efficiency.

    47. Re:I don't have a cellar by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. Although in FL I would think the land is too soft and you'd just end up with a flooded basement most of the time.

    48. Re:I don't have a cellar by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Ive never seen a house with a basement or celler but Ive always wanted one.

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    49. Re:I don't have a cellar by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I would think that they would use a tunnel boring machine, but I agree this sounds very expensive and impractical, and will probably happen based on "green value" rather than rationality.

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    50. Re:I don't have a cellar by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      the added expense of having to dig a big hole
      Which you have to dig for the foundations on any modern building.

      and later the expense of keeping that hole drained
      If you'e got a leaky basement, you hired the wrong builder. Otherwise, this isn't a problem.

      I wonder how are they planning to dig those tunnels in cities that already exist.
      How do you think they got all those subways into cities that already exist? Who do you think takes care of the sewage and drainage systems in a large city?
      As for damage to buildings, I doub't it would be more dangerous than your run-of the mill pile driver.
    51. Re:I don't have a cellar by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      Most if not all new houses where I live (Far North Queensland, Australia, Cyclone territory) have cyclone bolts and are usually made from brick for more strength.

      Pity we don't have a basement though:(

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    52. Re:I don't have a cellar by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Actually, if your house is on a hill, then your first floor will, if it's resting at ground-level on one side be elevated on the other side. The logical and typical way of solving that is to build another stock under it that is under-ground on the uphill side and overground on the downhill side.

      EVERY house where I grew up, in a hill, had this kind of cellar. Very practical because the side *with* windows can be used for additional living-space and the side that is underground provides sufficient storage.

      All cellars need to be waterproofed, with modern construction-techniques that is really not hard.

    53. Re:I don't have a cellar by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Then you put _lower_ limits on area-usage. But that would be very strange, I know of no area that does this. *UPPER* limits are common, for example, in my residential district the max ground-usage is 50%, which means that if you've got 1/4 acre of ground (about 1000 square meters) then the buildings you put on it can have no more than 250 square meters of floor-area total. If you do that by putting in a single-level 250square-meter or a 2-level 125square-meter house is up to you.

      There is no law, however, against buying -more- land than you need. Buying land for 10 houses, and then putting only one on the middle, with a huge garden around it. It'll cost you dearly if the land is desired, but I don't see any convincing reasons to outlaw it.

    54. Re:I don't have a cellar by emilper · · Score: 1

      the added expense of having to dig a big hole
      Which you have to dig for the foundations on any modern building.

      No, not really. The depth depends on the what's the ground made of and depends on the size of the building. For a one level home you don't need to dig the big hole, unless you build on silt.

      I wonder how are they planning to dig those tunnels in cities that already exist.
      How do you think they got all those subways into cities that already exist? Who do you think takes care of the sewage and drainage systems in a large city?
      As for damage to buildings, I doub't it would be more dangerous than your run-of the mill pile driver.

      This is supposed to get to every building, so the "subway" comparison does not apply: subway tunnels are quite sparse compared to the density of tunnels this scheme would need.

      I wonder if the drainage and sewer systems have expensive and delicate electronics (integrity sensors, surveillance cameras, guidance) all along their tunnels, and switching devices at each intersection, and elevator shafts able to lift ... lets see ... 1.6m height, 4 to 6m long judging from the pictures ... 4000 kg and not shake the container too much in case there are delicate objects inside; ... I don't know, our sewers are not that sophisticated, and don't need an army of hobbits or gnomes that these scheme would need in order to work for more than two weeks after launch.

      Even TFA tells us it's going to be monstrously expensive.

      Designing this would be a lot of fun, and reading the article made me wish I was a postgrad student again, but as a real life application ... why not extent the subway system and use it to move merchandise, too (if it's not already done) ?

    55. Re:I don't have a cellar by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I dream of something opposite ; some of the same features, eco-power, etc, but spread over a large area, eco-houses in rolling green hills, local network, community halls. The place gets currency by providing consulting services to outsiders, but for the basics of living is aiming to be self-sufficient.

    56. Re:I don't have a cellar by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Never had a cellar/basement. And I've lived in 10 houses in the last 10 years...

    57. Re:I don't have a cellar by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is an issue with the soil, especially black clay which expands and contracts during the day. Even slab foundations have trouble on this kind of soil. Basements would be costlier to build for durability.

    58. Re:I don't have a cellar by xeoron · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Often, wood houses are cheaper to build.

  2. Whaaaaaa? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did someone get ahold of an old Popular Mechanics or something?

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  3. Fabbing by Smackheid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meh. By the time they get something like this up and running, home fabbing will probably be very viable anyway.

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    1. Re:Fabbing by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the materials will get to you how?

    2. Re:Fabbing by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fabber should be able to recycle things made via a similar fabber.

      They should have an integrated wireless connection and be designed to set up a peer to peer mesh network, then automatically share any new design that is loaded into them with any other similar devices within range.

      That should pretty much destroy the justification for intellectual property laws... everyone will be scratching their own itches, automatically sharing what they create and automatically being able to leverage other peoples creations.

      Then we just need an extraterrestrial based power generation infrastructure to feed the things, a democratic-communistic society based around the maintenance of the critical infrastructure that drives everyones newfound empowerment.

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    3. Re:Fabbing by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The fabber should be able to recycle things made via a similar fabber

      So your fabber is going to make steel in the basement?

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    4. Re:Fabbing by JesseL · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And the materials will get to you how? The feed. Duh.
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    5. Re:Fabbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a critical review of: "The Quentin Tarantino of Postcyperpunk Science Fiction"... I think I'll pass.

    6. Re:Fabbing by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Chicks don't want to be convinced.

      Chicks don't sit around fantasizing about the guy who says the magic words and then they welcome him into their warm inviting embrace and tell them it's ok to be a geek.

      They fantasize about a powerful, dominant man who will take them and force them to feel things that blow their mind.

      They want you to do for them what you wish they would do for you, make it ok to ignore all this PC bullshit and act like a primitive human being.

      If you're too submissive to do that, or if you SEEM too submissive to do it, they aren't interested. With good reason.

      Grow some stones and start unleashing your inner asshole. Then you'll get girls.

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    7. Re:Fabbing by Smackheid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Grow some stones and start unleashing your inner asshole. Then you'll get girls.

      Very sad, but very true. Long live the patriarchy!

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  4. Pneumatic Telegraph by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Many large cities in the US had a Pneumatic Telegraph at one time. Basically one of those pneumatic tube package delivery systems, but spanning the whole city. This was back in the 1800's. The more things change, the more things stay the same.

    1. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by Sirch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Damn Interesting has a very, ahem, interesting article on the building of the atmospheric railway under Broadway in New York - imagine a subway car propelled in the same way as the pneumatic telegraph...

      A scene from Brazil springs to mind...

    2. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      So, maybe the internet really is a series of tubes? Are the dump trucks going to be replaced by tiny underground trains? I'm so confused...

    3. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Haha, I was gonna say. 1929 is the oldest they could find? Pneumatics (this same concept, minus the electric motor) go back to the mid 19th century; I think London had one in place for mail delivery by 1870, IIRC.

    4. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by suso · · Score: 1

      A scene from Brazil springs to mind...

      I was thinking the same thing. Fifth Element has the same thing. Reminds me of going to the bank when I was kid.

    5. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the Damn Interesting article: ...and some of these lines remained in operation until 1953. Ultimately, however, trucks proved more efficient at information-moving than the series of tubes.

      Ha! How wrong they were! Everyone knows that series of tubes are much more efficient than big trucks.

    6. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by auric_dude · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Post Office Underground Railway, London First pneumatic then electrically powered. In 1853, a small vacuum tube about 225 yards (200 metres) long was built to deliver letters inside a Post Office building. The system, now known as a Lamson Tube, became very popular, and in 1859 the Pneumatic Despatch Company was formed to build a larger subterranean line between the Post Office buildings. A test-line 450 yards (411 metres) long was built near Battersea, and the Post Office approved it. Read all about it at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A3826019

    7. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by PaddyM · · Score: 1

      I second the brazil comment.

    8. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Until 2003 London was also home to the Mail Rail which is more or less what the article is proposing.

    9. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      The piston railway would have been a nightmare to construct and operate on a large scale. The difficulties encountered with rounding sharp corners, or switching trains between lines would have been immense, nevermind the difficulties you'd encounter with leakages or blockages in the tunnels.

      As far as cool rail technologies that never made it go, the Gyro Monorail has got to be by far the greatest.

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    10. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by binaryspiral · · Score: 4, Funny

      Three major hospitals around my city use pnuematic tubes to transport drugs, lab samples, and paperwork from labs, clinics, and other offices.

      It's real fun when the tube's routing switches go wacky and start directing stool samples to the billing department.

    11. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      The more things change, the more things stay the same. i think you're just mistaking the oldest dupe in the history of Slashdot as a return of a technology
    12. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by rolandog · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Big Trucks might outspeed the series of tubes:

      http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000783.html

    13. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by tobiasly · · Score: 1

      From the Damn Interesting article: ...and some of these lines remained in operation until 1953. Ultimately, however, trucks proved more efficient at information-moving than the series of tubes.

      Ha! How wrong they were! Everyone knows that series of tubes are much more efficient than big trucks.

      For those who don't read Damn Interesting regularly, I would bet that the tongue-in-cheek, geeky double meaning of that sentence was entirely intentional. Their articles are not only damn interesting but also very cleverly written. I highly suggest adding them to your RSS reader or browsing through their archives for a good weekly-or-so dose of enjoyable articles on all kindsa crazy shit.

    14. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      I was thinking the same thing.


      I wasn't. I was thinking of Futurama. Tubes to move people.

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    15. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by protolith · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon.

    16. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon. The latency sucks, however.
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    17. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by ardle · · Score: 1

      The more things change, the more things stay the same. I saw a modern version of one of these in my local hospital: they use it to send samples to the labs, for example. As far as I could make out (just from looking at it), you key in the appropriate code for your destintaion.
    18. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am in awe. Your Google link already lists this slashdot article as the third result, noting that it was posted "three hours ago."

      I'm not sure if I'm in awe of your Google-bombing skills, or of Google's spidering skills. Either way, I'm in awe.

    19. Re:Pneumatic Telegraph by cranq · · Score: 1

      "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway"
      - Tannenbaum

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  5. Couldn't resist. by PygmyShrew · · Score: 0

    Does that mean I could get a U-boat through the U-bend?

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    1. Re:Couldn't resist. by rmav · · Score: 1

      Does that mean I could get a U-boat through the U-bend? U-bet
    2. Re:Couldn't resist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw it on U-tube.

  6. If they need a consultant, by JesseL · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that Harriet Tubman has experience with this sort of thing.

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    1. Re:If they need a consultant, by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      She had experience with the underground railroad. And it's true, she still has underground experience http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hill_Cemetery. But I'd suggest she's earned her peace and we don't bother her.

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    2. Re:If they need a consultant, by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      That was funny! Alas, I have no mod points.

      Everyone else has already pointed out the obvious flaws in such a system, but if done correctly, it could actually reduce street level traffic, reduce smog problems, and a bunch of other things, but the mail your ex-boss a bomb problem is pretty scary.

    3. Re:If they need a consultant, by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      hear that Harriet Tubman has experience with this sort of thing.
      This is the 21st century, man! Surely you mean her descendant, Harriet Tubgirl.
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  7. Email for things? by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but that's just a dumb analogy. Email isn't overnight or even fast, it's nigh instantaneous. How about "overnight shipping for free" or something else that doesn't involve breaking it down into bits?

    1. Re:Email for things? by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about free?

    2. Re:Email for things? by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


      email for things

      I already get about 40 emails a day pertaining to my thing. How is this new?

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    3. Re:Email for things? by morphovar · · Score: 1

      "something like" email for things
      the unmanned vehicles will follow a programmed route: i don't know of any existing transport system that does that

    4. Re:Email for things? by ohmpossum · · Score: 1
      If you loaded one of those vehicles with multi-terabyte hard drives what kind of data rate would you have? It would be like turning the internet in to a giant truck run through a series of tubes.

      I have a better question. The internet is used to access things legal in one jurisdiction in another where it is illegal. Could it be used to transport prostitutes from Nevada?

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    5. Re:Email for things? by doti · · Score: 1

      Email for things should be like in Mercano, el marciano.

      I won't explain in detail to avoid spoiling it, in case anyone will watch it.
      It's a really great movie, I highly recommend.
      (As iMDB doesn't show it available for purchase, I'll hit that I downloaded it from edonkey.
      Btw, I first saw it in the theater at a local animation festival.)

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    6. Re:Email for things? by ffejie · · Score: 1

      Email for [physical] things. We already have that - it's called mail.

      Must escape from technology overkill.

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  8. Security concerns? by harrkev · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about the security implications? Hack the system, free stuff. Or, mail a bomb to your ex.

    The postal system is more secure because people are constantly in the loop.

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    1. Re:Security concerns? by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to mention that it's underground, and therefore it is subject to raiding by the devil, cave trolls, gremlins, etc.

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    2. Re:Security concerns? by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Funny

      Troglodyte infestations will probably be their biggest problem. Luckily, this is Germany we're talking; they're the birthplace of the plucky hero.

    3. Re:Security concerns? by animusCollards · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that it's underground, and therefore it is subject to raiding by the devil, cave trolls, gremlins, etc.
      You have no idea how true that statement is.
    4. Re:Security concerns? by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention that it's underground, and therefore it is subject to raiding by the devil, cave trolls, gremlins, etc. Don't forget about CRAB people, CRAB people!
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    5. Re:Security concerns? by blindd0t · · Score: 1

      mail a bomb to your ex

      You can do already.

    6. Re:Security concerns? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      And Jesus, please watch out for Mrs. O'Leary's clumsy cow.

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    7. Re:Security concerns? by njh · · Score: 1

      Never worked in a post office, have you?

    8. Re:Security concerns? by sneakcjj · · Score: 1

      more secure because people are constantly in the loop. Any system where people are involved is insecure, no matter what you do.
    9. Re:Security concerns? by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it's any different than FedEx in that respect.

    10. Re:Security concerns? by GeodesicGnome · · Score: 1

      I think the most likely implementation of tube freight would involve replacing the long-haul trucking or rail portion of the transport, not the home delivery part. But I fail to see how someone at the post office asking me whether I'm sending anything explosive, caustic, ... actually improves security. Right now I can buy a pre-paid box, put in whatever I can jam in there, and send using an automated system. Sure, humans will dump the contents of a mailbox into a cart and push it to a truck, but how secure is that? I also suspect trucks on a freeway are much easier to sabotage than an underground pipeline, in case you are thinking about that end of things. However, if someone was able to damage the underground tube, they would disrupt mail transport much more than taking out a single truck on a freeway.

    11. Re:Security concerns? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Security through obscurity. If the terrorists don't know how to use the system, they won't get any bombs into the system.

      Of course, that means a system that nobody but a trusted few can use, and they're not allowed to talk about it.

      "The first rule of Freight Club is..."

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  9. O rly? by psychodelicacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article: "Note that pneumatic systems could deliver physical objects, which is hard to do with email..."

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    1. Re:O rly? by theotherbastard · · Score: 1

      which is hard to do with email...

      Hard, yet not impossible... I wonder what e-mail service they are using?

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    2. Re:O rly? by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      They're using E=MC^2 Express. The problem is the liquid nitrogen cooled superconducting line they have to connect up each node in the network with.

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  10. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides the coolness factor, why is it worth the money to have it underground?

    1. Re:Why by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Because it's less expensive to lay pipes in the ground then high up it up in the air.

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    2. Re:Why by psychodelicacy · · Score: 1

      Doesn't clog up the roads either while travelling or parked for delivery (big problem in smaller countries like the UK). Doesn't create much pollution, since it's electric (which surface transport mainly can't be at the moment). Can run faster because it's not competing with other road traffic whose speed is limited by the needs of human drivers.

      There are probably more reasons, but those spring immediately to mind.

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    3. Re:Why by Woundweavr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because its the only thing that makes sense?

      You going to put a large tube above ground in the way of everything? This is the well established technique - subways, sewers, utility tunnels, even catacombs. If this were to be implemented it could even follow the existing networks. The tubes could follow the subways to neighborhood distribution centers or the sewers to individual buildings.

      If you put it above ground, you get increased traffic congestion (given that it will reduce available space), lesser security (items could "fall off the truck" any place the system was accessible) and a lesser adaptability. If a river is in the way of a surface road, you have to build a bridge. If a river is in the way of a tunnel, you build more tunnel.

    4. Re:Why by value_added · · Score: 1

      Because it's less expensive to lay pipes in the ground then high up it up in the air.

      Ya know, that should seem obvious enough, but I wonder if you take into account all of the costs associated with a physical line being downed by weather, squirrels[1], etc., or the maintenance for anything directly exposed to the weather, you'd break even. Here in California, if it rains, even moderately, you can expect your power or DSL to go out for seconds, minutes or hours. In other states where it gets cold, things go out more frequently and for longer periods at a time for an entire season.

      If the costs do break even, then we're back to the usual "infrastracture costs money and taxpayers don't want to pay" scenario that glosses over any and all of the (mostly obvious) efficiencies. I have read about cities in European countries that are taking different approaches (to avoid repeatedly digging up roads), so my guess is that there's evidence in favour of the infrastructure argument.

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    5. Re:Why by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      If a river is in the way of a tunnel, you build more tunnel. you'd better make sure it has really thick walls
    6. Re:Why by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Putting tubes above ground is also a well established technique ... in Futurama. :)

  11. Series of tubes by Depili · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just hope that a shipment of spam doesn't clog your tubes :)

  12. good luck w/ bombs by GringoGoiano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this would be great target for terrorists, especially if it's your society's major delivery network. a few well-placed ticking bombs would bring you down. it ain't 1929 no more.

    1. Re:good luck w/ bombs by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      I was thinking this too. How hard would it be to set up a website advertizing amazing deals on pornography, alchohol, wiccan artifacts or any number of things that people get into a religious huff about. Then, instead of delivering the goods each heathen gets a handy bomb delivered to their basement.

    2. Re:good luck w/ bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how, exactly, is that different than sending bombs by mail or parcel service?

    3. Re:good luck w/ bombs by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This may come as a shock to you, but in 1929 we already had bombs and such. How is this not any different than 1929?

    4. Re:good luck w/ bombs by eck011219 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Let's not get panicky. Many cities already have labyrinths of sub-basements under their downtown areas (the aforementioned one in Chicago, where I live, and many others). Moreover, think about the maze of tunnels running under Washington, D.C.?

      The point is to be sensible about securing it, not to not have it. We still fly planes, don't we? We still allow rental of U-Haul trucks, right? Just because it CAN be used for bad behavior doesn't mean a) it will be, or b) it can't be secured with a reasonable amount of caution. Hell, if we felt THAT way about things, guns would have been outlawed a long time ago. (AND they would still exist anyway, AND people would still use them for bad stuff.)

      All that said, though, of course subterranean tunnels make a tasty target for destructive behavior. The point is that a tunnel system under a metropolitan area should be carefully monitored. And if it can be quickly flooded (or all oxygen can be quickly removed) in the event of fire or "evildoers," all the better.

      In effect, the tunnels under Chicago DID cause widespread damage a few years ago. A construction crew drove a piling down into the Chicago river and punched through the tunnel wall underneath, flooding the entire downtown area's basements with river water. So it can be dangerous to have the tunnels, but better provisions for evildoers and morons (probably more the latter) would have minimized the problem. That's an old tunnel system, but a new one could be built with the ability to quickly isolate one problem section.

      I guess I'm reacting to the terror terror, you know? We must be wise and sensible, but if a tunnel system under the city is the only appropriate and complete solution to a given problem, we can't let fear of something rare (in fact, so rare as to be historically significant when it happens) take it off the table.

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    5. Re:good luck w/ bombs by jfengel · · Score: 1

      A bomb takes out a post office or a truck. A bomb that takes out a tunnel destroys something harder to fix, more expensive, and with national rather than local effects.

    6. Re:good luck w/ bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to that would be "because they've won", with a little help from our spineless governments.

    7. Re:good luck w/ bombs by tthomas48 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If by it's not 1929 anymore you mean there's less bombing and more security on our critical infrastructure. If you mean by not 1929 anymore that we have a media that hypes up how dangerous our ridiculously safe lives are then yes, I'd agree with you.
      However, if you're somehow insinuating that terrorist acts are up you have a disgraceful knowledge of history. I mean, it's been almost thirty years since someone tried to assasinate a US president. Things are pretty mellow all things considered. While Al Qaida may have pulled off one stupendous crime in America they're pretty pathetic when you compare them to groups like the Weathermen or the SLA. Heck they're even pretty pathetic when you compare them to the DC snipers.

    8. Re:good luck w/ bombs by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Because in 1929 people weren't so afraid of bombs that they wouldn't leave there house. Now this threatens the bomb-freeness of their homes by the ability to send bombs through a series of tubes which because it involves a series of tubes is completely different than sending it through the mail.

      Haven't you people learned that tubes makes it different!

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    9. Re:good luck w/ bombs by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      this would be great target for terrorists, especially if it's your society's major delivery network.

      Right. Because the existing mail system has never been successfully used for this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unabomber
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_bomb
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks

      I'm more than a little tired of the "but the terrorists!" reply.

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    10. Re:good luck w/ bombs by HansF · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing there are more people in the tunnels than in the post offices. No wait...

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    11. Re:good luck w/ bombs by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      if it's your society's major delivery network. a few well-placed ticking bombs would bring you down

      Hate to tell you this, but your society very likely already has a major delivery network in pipes underground. It just takes shit away rather than bringing it. If a "few well-placed bombs" could bring such a network down, then you'd have a big problem already.

    12. Re:good luck w/ bombs by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I didn't leave in his target area, at least I'm not sure. I think he sent a bomb to someone in Philly once.. anyway, that's beside the point. Was anyone not coming out of their houses because of him? (Doing some reading, I was close; he sent a bomb to someone in NJ, not far from Philly.)

      Personally, I'd be more worried with an actual person trying to enter through this system than someone bombing me through it.

    13. Re:good luck w/ bombs by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Yep. Anarchists set off a bomb on Wall Street in 1920. Things really haven't changed that much in 100 years.

    14. Re:good luck w/ bombs by k2r · · Score: 1

      Blah,
      could you please keep your stupid US-American paranoia out of one of the most promising concepts for short- and medium range transportation in my country?

    15. Re:good luck w/ bombs by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      That's an old tunnel system, but a new one could be built with the ability to quickly isolate one problem section.
      After doing some reading it turns out the original Chicago tunnels had watertight doors to prevent flooding. The doors were removed and sold for scrap after the railway went out of business.
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    16. Re:good luck w/ bombs by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Simple:

      - Build in a few redundant paths
      - If it gets bombed, rebuild it - at worst you're what, a few days out
      - If it's a frequent problem, increase the security a bit

      So what? Sh-t happens, always has, to all our systems, doesn't stop us from building them. The "this won't work because it's not a perfect system" brigade is a bit tiring.

    17. Re:good luck w/ bombs by reyalpdemannu · · Score: 1

      You're right, it's not. The 20s were a more vicious time!
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  13. To Your Cellar? by Pinkybum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nice fantasy - we can't even get fiber to the home let alone deliver things to your cellar.

    1. Re:To Your Cellar? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Well, if you could deliver things to your cellar, one of those things could be fiber.

    2. Re:To Your Cellar? by raduf · · Score: 1

      I'd have expected a comment like this to be 5 Insightful from the beginning, but It's the truth anyways. However this is not the end.

      I've been involved in the last year with a small courier company, and spent lots of my time dreaming of ways to deliver envelopes/small packages in a city. The mosr recurring dream was mortar style launchers :) However pneumatic tubes linking major business buildings are a very close second. I'd be really happy with just a few major lines connecting different parts of the city, leaving the last mile to be covered "by hand", especially if the system could also deliver merchandise. It could be worth it just for environmental reasons, replacing fleets of trucks with fleets of much smaller last mile vehicles.
      Anyways, the system's ultimate incarnation will be a B2B, infrastructure backbone, and definitely not a deliver-to-your-cellar thing.

  14. hmmmm by Quato · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Something about the $200 bucks I spent for a plumber to roto-rooter the tree roots out of my drain this week makes me think this is a very bad idea!

    As a side note, roots that are growing in your sewer are not the best smelling things in the world.

    1. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having them cleaned out like that won't do anything. The roots will grow back in a few months. You need to replace the pipe with something more modern (modern pipes are better coated to resist corrosion and roots).

  15. Amazing! by ObjetDart · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...you could order something on the Internet and pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning

    This would be such an amazing improvement over the current state of affairs, where I can order something on the Internet and pick it up through a front door in my living room the next morning.

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    1. Re:Amazing! by Unique2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but with the new system you don't even need to leave your parents basement!

      One less awkward social interaction to deal with!

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  16. Wouldn't work in Florida by Cousarr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This system wouldn't work in Florida or any other place where the water table is actually above ground. That is of course unless they feel like spending tons of extra money making this tunnel system able to survive in local conditions. It's okay though at some point here we'll get started on that high speed rail we voted into our constitution 12 years ago. After that we can vote this in as well...

    1. Re:Wouldn't work in Florida by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      It's okay though at some point here we'll get started on that high speed rail we voted into our constitution 12 years ago

      We won't get that until out government raises the money for it i.e. raises taxes. For nothing you get nothing.

      Personally, I'm more concerned about Florida's education system than under/over-ground transport.

    2. Re:Wouldn't work in Florida by Turing+Machine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep, it would cost a fortune to develop the new technology to make waterproof pipes. :-)

    3. Re:Wouldn't work in Florida by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      This system wouldn't work in Florida or any other place where the water table is actually above ground. That is of course unless they feel like spending tons of extra money making this tunnel system able to survive in local conditions.

      Once they figure out how to get sewage, water, gas, and electricity delivered underground in Florida, then they can move on to implementing this system.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't work in Florida by mstahl · · Score: 1

      If the water table was above ground you would be submerged right now.

  17. Minor error by inio · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning


    I believe you mean Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent.
    1. Re:Minor error by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

      But first you have to assume the approved package-delivery submission position!

    2. Re:Minor error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, I myself used the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Transport System to send you a cake this morning. The cake is waiting for you. Just open the trapdoor.

      Yes, ignore the WARNING! DO NOT OPEN HATCH WHILE ARC FURNACE IS IN OPERATION! sign. That sign was left over from when the trapdoor covered a powerful arc furnace. Which it doesn't anymore. It is a Vital Apparatus Vent now. And I used it to deliver cake to you. Come on already, open the trapdoor.

      Yes, I am aware the area around the trapdoor is unusually warm. That's because there's a piping hot cake on the other side. Don't act like you don't like cake. The cake is moist and delicious.

  18. Not for the home by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if this were practical for large businesses like the old pneumatic tube system in NYC, there is no way it would be practical for someone to dig it out to every home in the area for a handful of deliveries per month at the most. Digging tunnels is expensive and time consuming.

    The best you could hope for is to have it dug to the basement of a large apartment complex.

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    1. Re:Not for the home by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      Or from the airport/shipyard to several distribution centers. I don't think this will be coming to my home any time soon, but it would definitely be useful for constant, large freight trips. Much like mail via air being sent to the local post office, before routed to your mailbox.

    2. Re:Not for the home by Turing+Machine · · Score: 1

      Some kind of joint venture might be practical, though. If you could get all the various utilities to cooperate (yeah, I know, good luck with that) you could dig one tunnel for water, sewer, electricity, gas, cable, phone, and package delivery. It'd save a fortune over all those entities having to dig their own trenches (or set up their own poles for above-ground service), and repairs and upgrades could be accomplished without having to dig anything up.

      Probably never happen, though.

      You could maybe make an argument that this would be a public good like roads and bridges, and fund it with tax money (yeah, good luck with that, too :-)

      You do see this shared-tunnel setup in some cities for major distribution lines, but I don't know of anywhere that it's done down to the level of individual house (except in the high Arctic in Alaska, where you have to run water lines through heated tunnels).

    3. Re:Not for the home by rhartness · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought and I was planning on posting a response with such a sentiment. Here is another way of looking at it. If ISPs and government organizations find to expensive to run a tiny, glass thread to every home (a fiber-optic cable for the slower ones) for the sake of advancing our current information infrastucture, what in the world makes you think any organization or government would attempt to embark on a system like this? Tunneling is expensive, especially when you consider the "last mile" concept that has stalled the advancement of fiber-optics for homes to this scenario. Such a project would be far more expensive that running fiber optic cable to every home.

      Nice thought, but at best it's not practical for anything other than huge governmental or corporate compounds with massive funding.

    4. Re:Not for the home by ps236 · · Score: 1

      For new builds it'd be OK. They will generally install tubes for various things, such as gas, water, sewage etc into most houses anyway, so just add another one.

    5. Re:Not for the home by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      They should follow the example set by some DSL and cable companies. They should just put a tube down every street, but instead of digging holes for a tube to every house, they should just have a vent to shoot out the packages in an arc so they land on (or near, seems good enough for current package delivery) your doorstep. This would emulate the current setup where they have fast fiber or whatever down the street, but only have about 5mbps (never knew they even made fiber that slow!) to the actual houses.

  19. Vacuum Tube by dj245 · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like a retooled vacuum tube system. While these were very popular years ago, they have gone out of style aside from banks and other niche markets because the number of tubes can easilly get out of control, and the infrastructure is costly compared to other solutions.

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    1. Re:Vacuum Tube by pyite · · Score: 1

      This sounds a lot like a retooled vacuum tube system. While these were very popular years ago, they have gone out of style aside from banks and other niche markets because the number of tubes can easilly get out of control, and the infrastructure is costly compared to other solutions.

      And because of transistors.

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  20. I know what this is by martinw89 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

  21. Scott Addams wrote about that a few days ago by evalf · · Score: 1

    A few days ago, Scott Addams was exporing this same idea in a post on the Dilbert Blog. I suppose he must have been reading TFA.

  22. Like DIA, DOA by DieByWire · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Denver International Airport tried something along that line.

    Things went so badly that when they sent camera equipped luggage to trouble shoot the system, they lost their camera equipped baggage. Forever.

    United finally abandoned the system a few years ago, though they're still paying for it.

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  23. Prohibition by RandoX · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much alcohol was smuggled through those underground tunnels in Chicago during prohibition.

  24. An Idea Whose Time Has, or has almost, Come by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

    With all the autonomous abilities of today's robots, and the steady increase thereof, I think it is finally time that something like this is viable.

    I was thinking about this same problem recently - that of small-scale, or personal delivery of goods - however I completely overlooked the notion of underground transport. My manner of thinking centered around car-sized blimps hopping from rooftop to rooftop in a large metropolitan area, but this idea quickly became problematic as I realized that weather was a big problem for these floating robots.

  25. um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New meaning for backdoor?

  26. A section of the old Chicago transport tunnels,,, by majorgoodvibes · · Score: 1

    ...running under the Chicago river were weakened by construction crews back in '92. It collapsed and flooded most of the basements in the Loop, the city evacuated most of downtown.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Flood/

    I was working across the street from the Art Institute at the time and it was a surreal thing to go down into the street and seeing all of the buildings empty out.

  27. Upgrade Chicago by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    Too bad the Chicago tunnel system is long abandoned. I always thought it was cool. It seems like a lot of infrastructure to have in place but never use. I wonder if it can be upgraded to handle this new automated system.

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    1. Re:Upgrade Chicago by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's entirely abandoned - I seem to remember an article (perhaps in the Tribune) in the last few years about using the tunnels as fiber conduits rather than digging up downtown Chicago.

      There is a bit of irony about this. The tunnels were originally built under the claim of them being for telephone and similar purposes, and the tunnel company kinda "slipped in" the underground rail system without mentioning it.

      Now, years later, the tunnels are again being utilized for their original publicized purpose.

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    2. Re:Upgrade Chicago by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I noticed that information on the ameritech page linked in the article. It's CERA link shows pictures of some of the fiber runs in the tunnels back in 2000. The tunnels are so full of fiber that you have to duck down at the intersections to avoid hitting your head on the conduit.

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  28. The dream of Alaska Senator Stevens! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    A huge network of tubes! He probably even has a name for it. internet?

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  29. Let's not forget an old favourite by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
  30. Chicago's system flooded by sgauss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently a contractor was doing work driving pilings into the river bed near one of the bridges, and in the process they damaged the roof of one of the tunnels where it went under the river. Chicago's system had been largely abandoned, but it still connected into subbasements of buildings all over downtown. It shut down downtown for days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Flood

  31. Like Flying Cars, it won't happen by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    flying Cars won't happen because people are idiots and can barely pilot automobiles. Add another dimension to their travels, and it blows their mental buffer in a big way. It's why we pay pilots large sums of money to get us home in one piece.

    The post says:

    Translating this concept to the 21st century would be something like introducing email for things: you could order something on the Internet and pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning."

    Suuuure... Let's dig up the ENTIRE NATIONS SIDEWALKS and install delivery tubes to all the houses. I want to live in a city / suburb / town / village where thousands of people are digging vast pits and ditches that will deliver Consumer Goods from China (tm) to my door. Brilliant. Imagine the noise. As if it's not going to simply fill up with water and become just another sewer. As if the planet has enough energy to build such a pointless network much less constantly propel all these Consumer Goods 24/7.

    Fuck, when will people get a clue that the world is better off with fewer but BETTER technologies, than more crappier technologies? and how will we tell you might ask... energy costs will certainly be a defining currency.

    RS

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    1. Re:Like Flying Cars, it won't happen by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Fuck, when will people get a clue that the world is better off with fewer but BETTER technologies, than more crappier technologies? and how will we tell you might ask... energy costs will certainly be a defining currency.

      This would definitely use an awful lot less energy than a bunch of trucks idling in congested traffic, keeping other people from getting where they want to go.

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  32. Key: standardize on existing container dimensions! by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    Although I can understand picking a modest diameter, this network will only be valuable if it minimizes the handling costs at each end. That implies picking a size that permits efficient multi-modal shipments without repacking the containers. Otherwise the labor for handling the freight would far far exceed any energy cost savings.

    The "best" solution might be a 20' or 40' TEU-compatible form factor (e.g. the trailer boxes seen on ocean-going ships). This would require a tunnel with an inside diameter of at least 3.6 m, but would let goods be quickly moved from ship to tube to truck.

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  33. Higher bandwidth than e-mail, longer latency by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Those tunnels could carry far more bits per second in blue ray dvds than e-mail. And with just an few hours latency.

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    1. Re:Higher bandwidth than e-mail, longer latency by Imsdal · · Score: 1

      Blue ray DVDs are useless for me. I only have an HD DVD player. Oh, yes, and a Betamax player. Did you know that the picture quality is much better than on VHS?

    2. Re:Higher bandwidth than e-mail, longer latency by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention your LaserDisc player also.

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  34. Military usage by Chairboy · · Score: 1

    Most large scale transportation technologies/systems have been developed with the military in mind, so an equivalent here would be appropriate.

    1. Roads - Built to make cross-country marching faster (The Romans could project force rapidly with their road systems, keeping rebellion in check for centuries)
    2. Freeways - Built to be an even FASTER way to get things across country for the military (see the Autobahn, for example, it was one of the most effective force multipliers the germans had)
    3. Airplane - The military has funded development of technologies like turbines, rockets, supersonic flight, GPS, and more.
    and so on. Same w/ computers, for that matter.

    So what's the military usage of this technology? On the surface, moving supplies and ammunition between cities to bolster defense would be an obvious one. Could cargo pods be fitted to move soldiers too? If the air is pumped out of the tubes to reduce friction, tremendous speeds would be possible.

    1. Re:Military usage by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      So what's the military usage of this technology?

      Logistic supply, even today, is a serious limiting factor. We can get people somewhere quickly - we fly 'em there and shove 'em out the back of an airplane - but there's only so many airplanes to go around - moving large quantities of spare parts, etc. would be greatly served by such a nationwide system.

      It'd be a challenge to make something like this cross the oceans - the inevitable repairs would be difficult.

    2. Re:Military usage by ardle · · Score: 1

      If the military were to use this, they'd want the same kind of reliability they demanded of the Internet, I'd expect.
      Good news for everyone else (although re-sending couldn't be as inexpensive as it is with IP packets, re-routing might be possible in many cases).

  35. Someone's gonna be in trouble by Hanners1979 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought the first rule of Freight Club is that you aren't supposed to talk about it?

    1. Re:Someone's gonna be in trouble by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who made this association. :D

      But you're wrong, you just quoted the second rule.

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  36. *Think* by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    Pipelines are just swell for moving liquids.

    Tunnels are not so good for moving solid items. There are just too many logistical and physical problems. Every foot of tunnel is a potential point for derailments and jams. Not too bad for a short tunnel, but if you have hundreds of miles, the chances of a jam get quite high. And jams take a lot of time and effort to clear. And think of the logistical problems of shuttling off loads at intermediate places.

    The system under Chicago was abandoned, which gives you some idea how impractical it was.

    As a sidenote, a few years ago the old Chicago tunnels flooded, flooding many business places that had long ago forgotten their basements had openings to these tunnels.

  37. Would have happened already... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    This would have happened already if it made economic sense. We already have freight networks above ground. For long-haul freight, this system would have to acquire rights-of-way and then build. Since traditional rail freight is actually a money-making system for the rail roads, why would they want to disturb their existing operations? Maybe if they could add carrying capacity without disturbing track, they would do it, but it's a heck of a lot easier to add another car, and if there are too many cars add another locomotive, and if the train is too long add another run, and if your trackage can't support that many runs, add more track; but I haven't heard any stories about freight lines running out of track. If they did, trucks would just pick up the slack.

    OK, enough about the long-haul freight. Most people in the US already own passenger vehicles and/or small trucks which they use for short-haul freight of smaller items. If you need something that won't fit in your car or SUV, then a bigger truck can bring it right to your door. The infrastructure, once again, is all in place.

    Better yet, you can usually be sure that a truck is not just going to show up unless you ordered something. If some random package gets mis-routed to your basement, then what? What if somebody spams bombs?

    Oh. And we're all going to dig up our yards and streets, in a massive undertaking to duplicate an existing system?

    No. It's just not going to happen.

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  38. Fabbing and Patents by camperdave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Recycled from trash, etc.

    Actually, I think that fabbing is going to run into the same "intellectual property" felgercarb that music and video is running into. As far as I know, the only physical objects with copyright hinderances on them are buildings (not sure about china patterns, and silverware).

    Right now, there are patents. Are there fair use clauses for patents? If I download a fabbing pattern from a foreign source, am I breaking patent law, or breaking import law? If I scan an object and distribute a fabbing pattern, have I broken patent law? What if I fab something I saw in a TV show, is that a copyright violation, a trademark infringement, or a patent violation? If a beautiful young female made off with one of my silverware fabbing patterns can I say that the dish ran away with the spoon?

    I think we may look back on the halcyon days of yore when we only had the RIAA to deal with.

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    1. Re:Fabbing and Patents by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, the only physical objects with copyright hinderances on them are buildings (not sure about china patterns, and silverware).


      The designs of many physical products are subject to copyright, and since copyright is automatic on creation, they are copyrighted whether or not the creators thought about it at the time; if home fabbing becomes practical and popular and starts threatening retail sales, a lot more industry associations are going to be joining the RIAA and MPAA going after filesharers (since P2P is the most likely method for sharing designs) as copyright infringers.

      Right now, there are patents.


      Well, yeah, those are issues too.

      If I download a fabbing pattern from a foreign source, am I breaking patent law, or breaking import law?


      Its not like those (and throw copyright in, too) are exclusive. For some products you could be breaking all three.
    2. Re:Fabbing and Patents by bendodge · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no. We'll just have to make designs open-source!

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    3. Re:Fabbing and Patents by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      felgercarb

      Smile when you say that, daggit-meat.

    4. Re:Fabbing and Patents by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Why not? Sun's Sparc processors already are.

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  39. Why did this fail in the past? by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first thing that one must ask, after ohh-ing and ahh-ing over the fantastic concept, is 'Why did this fail in the past?' Because really great ideas in city planning are never new, and have always been tried before. If it is still around, then it worked. If not, then it was abandoned because it didn't work. Why?

        This mini-tunnel concept was done in Paris about 100 years ago. Small packages were delivered around the city using compressed air in a long series of tubes. It was abandoned by the late 1960s.

        Tunnels have problems. Especially in the middle of cities. The buildings are high and the foundations are deep. The tunnels have to be deeper. And their sides re-enforced.

          How are you going to keep the water out of them?

          What do you do when they become obstructed by cave-in or automated-container collisions?

          Who's going to pay for all this?

          Who's going to pay to fix it in twenty to fifty years when it becomes known that massive amounts of money were stolen during the initial construction phase? (like the 'big dig' in Boston).

          One of the great things about being a student of German history is to watch them meticiously design, craft, and build an elaborate 'solution' and then blow it all up in a fit of Wagnerian madness. Then pick up the pieces, go back into 'DeutscheKraftwerk' (not a real word but a real concept) mentality, and begin the whole process all over again with a new generation purified by fire and the triumph of the will. While the rest of the world just watches and feels sorry for their neighbors.

    1. Re:Why did this fail in the past? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      How are you going to keep the water out of them? Digger epoxy bot

      What do you do when they become obstructed by cave-in or automated-container collisions? Digger epoxy bot

      Who's going to pay for all this? We are. I'm not going to debate the merits of a small cargo delivery system. However we can safely say that network infrastructure is worth investing in, and to that end, digger epoxy bots would be rather cool. As the cost of fuel rises who knows, we might switch back to the old system of tube transport, but until that time I would welcome new digger epoxy bot underlords.

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    2. Re:Why did this fail in the past? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The first thing that one must ask, after ohh-ing and ahh-ing over the fantastic concept, is 'Why did this fail in the past?' Because really great ideas in city planning are never new, and have always been tried before. If it is still around, then it worked. If not, then it was abandoned because it didn't work. Why?

      This is a very good thing to do. As they say, those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

      However, I think these prior attempts at similar systems were mentioned in the article.

      This mini-tunnel concept was done in Paris about 100 years ago. Small packages were delivered around the city using compressed air in a long series of tubes. It was abandoned by the late 1960s.

      Yep. The main problem with compressed-air systems is that they use a LOT of energy. It's ok if you just have a tube going 20-30 feet in a drive-thru window, but to send containers through pressurized tubes over distances of miles uses tons of energy using compressed air. Also, if the tubes aren't airtight, then they don't work well for obvious reasons.

      These newer systems are talking about using electric propulsion which should eliminate these problems with pneumatic systems.

      Who's going to pay for all this?

      It depends on the particular project and how it's financed and run. But as an example, we the people pay for roads through our governments, because it benefits our society more than everyone hanging onto all their money and trying to find their own method of transportation which doesn't require roads.

      Who's going to pay to fix it in twenty to fifty years when it becomes known that massive amounts of money were stolen during the initial construction phase? (like the 'big dig' in Boston).

      This one's pretty simple. If your area is highly prone to this sort of problem, then you shouldn't attempt any large, expensive infrastructure projects like this. Leave them to countries where people have better ethics, and where the political systems aren't so utterly corrupt. This is the same reason why New Orleans can't be secured in any way against flooding or hurricanes; the technology exists, and is in use in places like the Netherlands and London, but it's simply not possible to pull of such a project successfully in Louisiana because the politicians are all so corrupt. You'd end up spending billions of dollars, unveiling the covers, and finding that the project was never even started because the money had all been stolen. Obviously, this isn't a problem in places like the Netherlands, where they are quite successful in building enormous flood-control structures. The US (especially the eastern side) should probably stick with older technologies and much smaller projects, and be content with not having more modern and cheaper solutions, since they're not capable of electing non-corrupt politicians.

    3. Re:Why did this fail in the past? by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Actually, the rest of the world watches and poaches their best ideas and people (e.g. autobahn and Operation Paperclip).

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  40. Booom by Russell2566 · · Score: 1

    Who would need car bombs when you could just ship one to underneith someone's house or building...

  41. 1.6 mt? by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    Whit the whole world using containers that wouldn't be a nice choice.

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  42. Way ahead of you by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have already formed HamsterGram LLC, a company that sends messages by tying them to the back of hamsters and then letting them loose in the giant network of empty fiber-optic conduits that cross the United States.

    Routing is easy, as different hamsters have been trained to prefer different types of food - Chicago hamsters prefer pizza, New York hamsters prefer vended hotdogs, Wisconsin hamsters prefer sharp cheddar, etc.

    To solve the last mile problem I have issued them all armored hamster balls, so if you see one rolling down the street for the sake of your car I'd recommend avoidance.

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    1. Re:Way ahead of you by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your balls.

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  43. How about by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    a family of rats with a side order of cockroaches, please?

  44. Where's the foot icon? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    I don't see any foot icon...

    The idea that this would work in the U.S anywhere besides 'big cities' is funnier than a rubber crutch. We can't even bury utilities.

    Mod post funny.

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  45. Underground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first saw the title "Underground Freight Networks", I almost went into a panic that my supply chain of stolen computers and dope had been discovered. It's good to RTFA.

  46. I know what we should call it by Ranger · · Score: 1

    The Ted Stevens Memorial Intertubes

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  47. MailRail in London by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

    MailRail, in London, came closest to the proposed system. Little automated electric trains carried mail since 1928. It was shut down in 2003. (It's still intact, though; it might be restarted some day.)

    MailRail gives a sense of the constraints of a realistic system. The tunnels are 9 feet in diameter and double-tracked, so it's possible to get repair crews and equipment into the tunnels without much trouble. For small-tube systems, breakdowns are tough to deal with. MailRail was a railroad in miniature, with stations, sidings, switches, repair shops, and work trains. Even rails wear out and have to be reground or replaced, so MailRail had the gear to do "maintenance of way" work. All those things are needed, and many of them are labor intensive.

    The operating cost on MailRail was quite high, even though all the capital costs had long since been paid for. Cost was 3x to 5x the cost of using trucks. But the real problem was that it didn't go to the right places; over the decades, post offices had been moved to locations off the MailRail line, and only three of the nine stations were still in use.

    The Chicago tunnel system had a different problem. It was designed when long-haul freight was by rail and local delivery was horse-powered. Bear in mind that trains were routinely hauling heavy loads by 1850, but trucks didn't appear until the 1920s and didn't work well until the 1930s. (1920s trucks had power comparable to that of a small car today.) So for a seventy-year period, local delivery was badly matched to long-haul transport. Early attempts to deal with this problem involved breeding very large horses. This was the period of pneumatic tubes, underground freight rail systems, and similar attempts to fix the local delivery problem. Once truck engines and drivetrains become powerful enough to do the job, those local delivery systems were no longer needed.

    1. Re:MailRail in London by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      As gas prices go up and independent truckers go out of business as well as large fleet trucking becoming more expensive due to the gas and insurance, these rail systems may no longer be 3x+ more expensive. We have better technology and computers to diagnose and monitor the system, hopefully lowering the long term overhead after the larger initial outlay.

    2. Re:MailRail in London by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I agree. Trucks are subject to traffic problems just like other surface traffic, and fuel costs are always going up. With proper design and construction, underground rail systems should be much cheaper once the initial capital outlay is finished. Modern tunnel-boring machinery should also decrease the cost of construction.

  48. Roosevelt Island Garbage Tunnels by ATOMISCHE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "In the apartment buildings on Roosevelt Island, residents drop their trash down chutes, and it gets sucked at nearly 60 miles per hour through 20-inch underground pipes that run more than a half-mile up the island. After arriving at the ground floor of a gray three-story building at the north end of the island, the trash is compacted to about one-twentieth of its original size, sealed in a container and trucked to landfills outside the state." http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/19/nyregion/19trash.html

  49. Back to Pneumatic tubes by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    Speaking of automated networks for distributing physical goods: Pneumatic tubes used to be "the future," and were actually pretty popular for a while. Some buildings were wired pretty well with pneumatic tubes, and there was talk about running them to every house and receiving and sending your mail, etc. through them. This never happened, and I believe the main reason it didn't was that, at the time, there was no such thing as automated switching that could work quickly enough. The pneumatic tube systems that were installed mostly had a point-to-point continuous tube for each route. For a bigger, more complex system where they couldn't do a point-to-point separate tube for every point, the switching station was a big hub where all the tubes thunked out and operators read a written label for where each one was going and went and stuck it into the right tube.

    Of course, these days, all the technology for a managed packet switching network is dirt cheap. (Well, except for the pneumatic physical switches, but that's just an engineering problem.) These days, a pneumatic tube network could just have something like an RFID in each tube that gets the destination written to it, which gets read well before each switch as it flies along, so the switch is flipped before it arrives, and the packages never need to slow down. We really could do an automated system for the delivery of physical goods, and receive and send mail, order stuff from the convenience store, etc. I'm sure if a network like this existed in big cities, all sorts of businesses would build connected hubs, so you could order small stuff from Amazon and Best Buy and Walmart, etc., online and have it show up in your tube box in an hour or whatever.

    It would probably also have the side benefit that a lot more small electronics would be shock rated. And a whole lot of goods would be in (presumably round) packaging that just fit in a tube. I imagine milk and cereal would all come in cylindrical packaging like a tube of quaker oats. But alas, it's one of those directions we just didn't take. An automated physical delivery system is just one of many places where maybe a lot of money on R&D and infrastructure could have gone that way, but it just never quite fell into place and worked out. It could be cool, though. Just because it's pneumatic, it doesn't have to end up like Brazil.

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  50. We have these already by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0

    Except they run above ground and are called railways. And it is way cheaper to dig the holes for railways. There aren't any!!! Hah!, ha ha ha! This is just another way for others to spend our money in unneeded ways because it seems cool.

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    1. Re:We have these already by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing to remember is that no one owns the underground. In the heavily urbanized areas where these are planned, you'd have to condemn a lot of private property and route around existing roads. railroads, etc. That can be a lot more expensive than digging holes.

    2. Re:We have these already by Hemispheres · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that I *do* own whatever is under my property. If there's oil/gas/other valuable stuff under the property that I own, then those resources are my property. Conversely, if there's nasty stuff in the ground under my property (old chemical tanks, etc.), then I'm responsible to remove said stuff or pay the price for environmental damage that they might cause.

  51. Re:Like DIA, DOA by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

    Denver International Airport tried something along that line.



    Things went so badly that when they sent camera equipped luggage to trouble shoot the system, they lost their camera equipped baggage. Forever.

    Maybe the lizard people wanted a nice camera.
  52. Royal Mail by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

    The Royal Mail had its own miniature underground system in London, used to ferry the post between the capital's various sorting offices - quite surprised they weren't mentioned in the blurb even if they did take their inspiration from the Chicago system.

    Don't think this idea would have much traction for individual deliveries though - tunnels are farkin' expensive, especially when you're going underneath stuff that's already been built over the top. Regional/district depots though, yes. Bit like a postal service sorting office then :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Post_Office_Railway

    On a related note, those of you who've seen Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere will already have seen lots of the tunnels.

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  53. Last Mile Unnecessary by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The "last mile" network to individual addresses is unnecessary, even if it would be super cool. Just a proper packet switched freight network backbone among city/county centers would be totally worth the investment in digging and operating it. Once packages are zipped among the centers, regular delivery methods could carry it the last mile to the recipient. Properly scheduled, US Mail and private carriers, as well as smaller couriers can all handle the traffic promptly.

    This kind of project could be an excellent opportunity for public/private investment. The Federal government could run the overall project as interstate commerce, with the in-state infrastructure produced by the each state itself, including its terminals and switches, according to the standards and specs of the overall project. Existing carriers like FedEx, UPS or even smaller ones could help pay for infrastructure that will subsidize their business, in exchange for discounts on access to it when it opens - carriers contributing only later can pay a higher rate, or wait for the project to recoup its investment after a while. The US Mail could be an "anchor carrier". Any shortfall in funding could be made up by the public like any other infrastructure (like highways and bridges above ground that get public access). But the key would be government initiative and coordination to ensure open access on commercially equal terms.

    Then let the carriers themselves operate their freight. Let them pay for the vehicles that run on the network, and operating them remotely. Let the government own the "natural monopoly" of the single tunnel system, but let competitors run their own cars and strategies to offer services on it. That will keep the costs down eliminating redundancy, while preserving competition among the actual services that will balance costs and quality of service.

    And when it finally throws the US into 21st Century mass transit for freight, let's start converting our passenger rail to packet switched networks, too. And then let's convert our regular roads, the ones with heavy point-to-point-to-point commuter traffic flows at least, to rails between the points carrying cars that get switched across the larger system. And then drive the last mile on regular roads with much greater efficiency.

    Packets for all my friends!

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  54. There is already a solution. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    There is already a great way of moving things around without obstruction, it's called "night delivery".

    From my old housing driving to LAX during the day, 4-6 hours, driving to LAX at 2am, 47 minutes.

    If the cities started putting pressure on companies to do most of their business at night, traffic congestion would not be an issue.

    Of course having the UPS guy ringing the doorbell at 3am might piss you off, unless he's bringing your latest order from Newegg.

  55. Ridiculous by mortonda · · Score: 1

    As if someone would try to dig a tunnel under my basement. First the cost would be prohibitive (you think the last mile in fiber is hard?). Second, I'd like to know how they propose to keep it dry. I can hardly keep my basement dry, I'd hate to see another few feet down.

  56. Re:Key: standardize on existing container dimensio by fotbr · · Score: 1

    The network's value depends on its target market. If the market is bulk deliveries, then yes, using a standard container is probably better. If, on the other hand, the market is store-to-consumer delivery (Parcel Post, UPS, FedEx, DHL, etc) unlikely as that may be, then a smaller container may be more valuable, since those methods already have labor costs, and could likely cut labor costs down by not needing the fleet of delivery drivers wasting time and fuel while sitting in traffic. However, the cost in building such a "tube-to-the-premises" system is probably so high that this ranks up there on the silly idea meter right next to the "5,000mph mag-lev train in a vacuum tube under the atlantic for passenger transport" idea that discovery did a show on a couple years ago.

    My biggest gripe is that we've gutted the rail system here in the US in favor of long-haul trucking. With multi-modal capability, there's no reason we can't use trains for the long hauls between major cities, and trucks for regional deliveries, with a fairly easy transition between the two (shipping containers have been standardized for decades, the equipment and process has been figured out already). A working passenger rail system would be nice as well, but government involvement with AMTRAK has proven pretty disastrous outside of a few areas.

  57. I wish I didn't have one! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Living on the side of a hill means I have had to add drainage and a small pump to prevent water intrusion.

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  58. GR U is your new trapdoor man? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    You could order something on the Internet and pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning.

    Things didn't go so well the last time I tried this. My cellar trapdoor was sore for a week. The Internet is scary.

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  59. mole tunnels by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I've wondered about the practicality of newer robotic technology in the construction of what I call mole tunnels for precisely this sort of thing, the idea that there will be minimal local disruption in the construction. To put in subways, you're talking about opening up the street to build the tunnel, then paving it over. Horribly disruptive. What I was thikning of is digger machines that have a small diameter like they're talking about. Dig out the tunnel and use a quick-setting concrete to construct a load-bearing tube along the way. Inertial navigation would keep the tunnel going along the predetermined track, ground-penetrating radar would avoid undocumented obstructions along the way. When the tunnel is complete, robotic automated vehicles could handle delivery of goods.

    The analogy I was thinking of here is like the minimally invasive surgery doctors are performing these days -- sure, it's easier to crack the patient's chest open and look at what you're doing but it's very painful for the patient and creates a massive wound that requires a long time to heal. The minimal invasive technique only leaves behind a small incision where the camera and tools were inserted, far less trauma.

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  60. Spam by neverpsyked · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'm not too fond of the idea of walking down into my cellar every morning with a shovel to scoop out all the mystery meat that showed up during the night...

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  61. Underdround is expensive by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Very very very expensive. Overground is cheap in comparison. Very very cheap and it's still very very expensive.

    You'll notice we don't have a national network of underground roads or rail. Basically, not going to happen, not on a national scale anyway. Fully automated packetized transport for goods and people is pretty much going to happen one way or another though:

    e.g.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7hgipbHBK8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERdF0FK-2io&feature=related

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  62. Airborne Drones Are More Viable by GHynson · · Score: 0

    No need for costly infrastructure or building permits. Airborne drones would be perfect for small to medium sized packages delivered to your front door or dropbox. Plus you can link the frame work with technolgy already in placed like Google maps and GPS tracking.

    1. Re:Airborne Drones Are More Viable by neverpsyked · · Score: 1

      Uhm, no? The engineering challenges alone are vastly greater for flying craft, not to mention the safety considerations, air traffic control and fueling problems. No, if you're going to do (essentially) robotic delivery of trade goods, this would be the way to do it.

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    2. Re:Airborne Drones Are More Viable by Max_W · · Score: 1

      Flying takes a lot of fuel. 7 times more than a train, for example, for one passenger to the same destination.

  63. 5-ft tunnels? by PMuse · · Score: 1

    I'll get right on that. Right after I finish laying fiber to the curb.

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  64. Re:Like DIA, DOA by rijrunner · · Score: 1


    DIA used an optical system of identification.

    I suspect that DIA could have modified their infrastructure to handle RFID tags and it would have worked.

  65. Giant waste considering what's coming by btempleton · · Score: 1

    Thanks to DARPA's challenges, we are now getting much closer to developing autonomous vehicles -- deliverbots -- which can safely travel on city streets. Working prototypes were made with just a couple of million dollars by dedicated teams in 18 months. For a tiny, tiny fraction of the budgets of systems like this, we could get them to the level that people will trust them on the streets. (They'll pass the "school of fish" test -- you can't even touch or hit one if you try.)

    The army wants deliverbots to move cargo in a war zone at no risk to a soldier. But the civilian world will make much better use of them, if it is willing to. Quick delivery of objects is just a simple first step. Unlike this scheme it requires no new infrastructure, no public funding or right of way. And when it gets to driving people, we can solve the worst problem that basic engineering can solve -- one that kills a million people prematurely every year. A million people.

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  66. I asked my dad the contractor about this years ago by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    He told me in our state (Florida) the soil was usually too porous to build a basement in, and the risk of flooding was extremely high.

    Most houses I've seen here don't have a basement, it's a surprise when I see one.

  67. This idea stinks by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Except they run above ground and are called railways. And it is way cheaper to dig the holes for railways. There aren't any!!! Hah!, ha ha ha! This is just another way for others to spend our money in unneeded ways because it seems cool. The good news is that most cities (and indeed countries) already have extensive networks of underground tunnels. Unfortunately, for this purpose there are also some drawbacks to using the sewers...
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  68. Chicago's system is now used for power lines...... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Chicago's system is now used for power lines, phone and data

  69. Insightfull? please by geekoid · · Score: 1

    So, a person os going to dig to the tunnel, crack it open and then....what? The drop in air pressure will stop the pneumatics. Someone will notice.

    This is easy to raise the bar to the point where almost nobody will try, and those that do will get caught.

    You can't mail a bomb to your ex for the same reason you can't now.

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  70. Re:Like DIA, DOA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Denver International Airport Isn't it a bad idea to have an airport named after a man who crashed his plane?!

    (Yeah, I *know*!)
  71. Re:Like DIA, DOA by geekoid · · Score: 1

    haha, that's classic.
    I suggest they add a tracking system next time. Like a bright strobe light and a loud beeping sound.

    OTOH:
    "with traditional baggage handlers manually handling cargo and passenger luggage."
    hmm. I wonder who would be motivated to see a system fail..maybe several people who aren't constantly monitored.

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  72. Re:Like DIA, DOA by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I suspect the problem was man made. Lot's of low educated people looking at loosing their job.

    There is no technical reason for a system like that not to work. I agree RFID would be a better way of dealing with that.

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  73. In related news... by elessar12 · · Score: 0

    Germany has experienced a population explosion of rats and mice who found new homes in subterranean tunnels that lead to many homes and businesses.

  74. "Eastern coast" by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

    I think "Eastern coast" is not the defining area. In the Boston area and in New England in general, basements aren't universal, but its pretty damn close (although around here we commonly call them "cellars". The phrase "down cellar" means in the basement for instance). As this comment's grandparent said, to a native New Englander a house without a basement is unusual. Some are simply storage areas for the heater, washer/dryer and stuff you've got stacked up. Some are full refurbished and might as well be considered another regular story.

    And yes flooding can be a pain. When there's snow on the ground and it rains (or to a lesser extent when its melting) or if you live at the bottom of a hill you better have waterproofing and maybe a sump pump.

    1. Re:"Eastern coast" by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I always though the difference between "basement" and "cellar" was that to go down to the basement all you need to do is walk down the stairs inside your house. Going down to the cellar would require going outside and around back to the cellar doors. (Completely unscientific theory though I must add.)
      And the flooding issue isn't as bad as most make it sound. A small sump pump or two and you won't have to worry about that much. My house is on a small rise with all sides of the house grading down away from my house, and I have never so much as had a drop of flood water in my basement, and my house was built in the 1920s.

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  75. Isn't this what those brown trucks are for? by kenh · · Score: 1

    Translating this concept to the 21st century would be something like introducing email for things: you could order something on the Internet and pick it up through a trapdoor in your cellar the next morning."
    Which would mean, in my house, I'd have to walk past the front door (where UPS/FedEx/DHL/USPS/etc) have been dropping off my internet purchases for years, to go down an additional flight of stairs to my basement "Internet Underground Delivery Station" (or IUD) is located pick up my package, carry it back up a flight of stairs to my kitchen for the traditional box-opening ceremony, where I don my favorite (bath) robe and marvel at the dispersion pattern of the packing peanuts across my kitchen floor...

    WTF is the point of this link? Are we going to bury tunnels under major cities to get delivery trucks off the roads, what a pointless expense! Do you have any idea what is under most modern cities? And most of the plumbing, wiring, etc are documented about as well as most major software projects - barely. Ken

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  76. Only to a point by name_already_taken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My understanding is that I *do* own whatever is under my property. If there's oil/gas/other valuable stuff under the property that I own, then those resources are my property.

    Or not. In many areas, the government sold off the mineral rights (the rights to the underground resources you're talking about) to a mining company decades ago.

    A friend of mine (pardon the pun), worked for 30 years in a limestone mine. Most people in the mid-sized city above the mine didn't even know it was there, and didn't know that a huge amount of stuff had been (and continues to be) mined out from under their land.

    As an aside, he was full of fun stories about how when they reopened part of the mine that had been closed off for thirty years they found a bunch of 1950s cars buried down there, and how when they needed to get water for the machines they drilled upwards - and the water came out hot.

    Remember the Simpson's episode featuring the "Burns Slant-Drilling Company" that sucked out all of the oil from under the school? It's not so far from reality.

    Conversely, if there's nasty stuff in the ground under my property (old chemical tanks, etc.), then I'm responsible to remove said stuff or pay the price for environmental damage that they might cause.

    Ah, that's where they get you, because you're most likely correct about that.

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    1. Re:Only to a point by Mr+Accountable · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I really thought it was nice the first time I was standing around on a Tokyo subway platorm at 12:10 am waiting for the last train and the night's first freight delivery came through, they run from 12 to 6, I am not sure how much it costs but I got the impression that a lot of relatively expensive overnight priority goods such as office supplies, food and construction materials are delivered every night. I also saw some tank cars. In New York the 1-2-3-9 on Broadway West Side passenger service only runs once an hour or so between 2 and 6 am, what's the real difference between picking up fresh orange juice and printer paper at a midtown train terminal as opposed to just using trucks and vans delivery?

  77. Re:Like DIA, DOA by rijrunner · · Score: 1



    They made a lot of weird design decisions, such as sharp corners, that would have been corrected over time had they just had a system that allowed them to track luggage and identify the bottlenecks. When this first went in, it had very little staff. No one was looking at losing a job. This was a new facility and did not displace any previous system. This really did fail in its implementation without any sort of sabotage.

    I don't think it was uneducated people. I think it was educated ones who were the problem here. They had a nice drawing and flow chart as well as theory to support the system. Where they failed was in the nuts and bolts. This thing really screams "paper design". Just getting people involved who had a background in luggage movement would have helped at the early stages. They used an optical scanning system on paper barcodes that easily folded. They used lightweight plastic bins that luggage did not fit well into giving a high center of gravity. They had sharp corners. They had weird transitions between conveyor belts. They had buggy conveyor belts to the aircraft. They had no real-time tracking of traffic flow and had no means of determining where an blockage occurred or of stopping the conveyor belts before a huge pile-up occurred.

    It was *all* technical reasons for its failure.

    And yes.. you're right. There is no technical reason for a system like that to not work. They designed a system with a lot of flaws. The theory was relatively sound.

  78. cybercops by hagnat · · Score: 1

    i remember this very old tokusatsu (live action from japan) called CyberCops, where hi-tech cops in armor would request for additional weapons in a phone boot, and then the weapon would've be sent to a nearby trapdoor through a series of underground tunnels.

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  79. At last! Coast to coast hot burrito delivery... by background+image · · Score: 1

    No doubt the concept can be extended to Pizzas and Chinese takeout as well...

  80. Not radical enough to work by Max_W · · Score: 1
    Why underground? Why not connect the houses with the concrete aqueducts with the delivery pipes inside?

    For instance the first TV sets were hidden as a piece of furniture. Now they are in open.

    If we make the diameter of the tube about 80 cm we can forward humans as well as cargo.

    Ugly? Not as ugly as 1 million killed in traffic crashes every year. The 3rd world war. These pipes will be our protection against the current traffic world war.

    If the computer system regulates the traffic in this system it could be safe. One could even travel long distance in this capsule. The pipe should be placed on the ocean floor for this. Like cables nowadays. Water as coolant will allow tremendous speeds.

  81. That's being done. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Visit No-Dig 2008, April 27 through May 2, the trade show of the microtunneling industry. This is routine construction technology; if you need to put a pipe under a busy street, it's quite possible to do so. Small diameter pipes with short runs are installed by "pipe jacking", where the pipe is simply forced through dirt with hydraulic cylinders. For larger pipes and longer runs, there's "horizontal directional drilling", which is derived from oil well technology.

    True robotic tunnel boring machines for small tunnels are being talked about, but they're not moving dirt yet.

    Tunnel boring machines don't just drill a hole; they build the tunnel. TBMs have a cutter head in front, which is jacked forward as it cuts. The TBM's jacks push against the previous tunnel rings for support, or against the tunnel walls in hard-rock tunneling. This creates a gap between the front and back of the TBM. Once enough space has been opened up for another tunnel ring, the jacks are retracted and another tunnel ring is installed, in segments. Tunnel ring segments can be metal or concrete; the London Underground, especially the Jubilee Line, uses metal tunnel rings bolted together.

    Behind the cutting head of the TBM is a big construction project compressed into a small space. There's machinery for erecting the ring segments, which can weigh tons. There's usually a two-track narrow gauge rail line behind the TBM, with muck cars taking away the dirt, segment cars delivering more ring segments, track cars carrying more construction rail track, and the occasional tool or worker car. So the back end of a TBM may have a hundred feet or more of materials handling equipment.

    Here's a video of an animation of a TBM. This is a hard-rock TBM, used in the Alps. Somewhat different designs are used in soft rock (like the chalk of Eurotunnel) and in wet ground.

    Cramming all this into a small robotic package is a tough job that hasn't been done yet. There's considerable automation in these things, but not yet enough to run them in places where people can't go.

  82. Thanks, but I'll wait by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but I'll wait for a Matter Compiler.

  83. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think it will be successful only if you can send porn through it.

  84. Richard Sauder by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Skip the small-fry stuff.

    Google has a few chapters of Richard's book about military tunnel-digging posted.


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  85. Trapdoor by That_Chubby_Kid · · Score: 1

    This idea scares me. The last time I opened the trapdoor to my cellar I was eaten by a grue.

  86. Re:Key: standardize on existing container dimensio by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    Tube to curb would be disastrously expensive. Tube to local pickup station is a different story.
    In the Wild West, towns would spring up around railroads. In this case, Internet companies would tend to congregate near the local pickup stations.

    The primary early destinations for this type of system would be Fedex, UPS, Post office. Each of their offices in a city would connect to the others.
    After that connections to airports and possibly docks. Repackage the multiple smaller tubes into a standard shipping container to become compatible with the big boys.

    Couple of questions:
    Does the shape have to be round?
    If not can "This side up" be maintained?
    Can maximum lateral G force limits be maintained?

    The reason I ask this is for delicate goods shipping. I want my pizza to arrive hot and right side up!
    The other reason is that combining box shaped packages works SO much better than combining cylinders.

    I have a better idea! Let's just use trebuchets to deliver the packages!

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  87. tag 'pipedream' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'cause that's what it is, in more ways than one :)

  88. Thats a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot allowing picture uploads... oh dear! Lets not go there ;) I really don't have the desire to see any gaping holes.

  89. Previously Discussed - "Pipeline Mass Transit?" by Multimodalways · · Score: 1
  90. How does it feel to be an Internet packet? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    electric vehicles on rails that travel in a network through pipelines Hop into a box, and ship yourself: If that's not as close as you're gonna get to experiencing the Internet first-hand, I don't know what is! ;-)
  91. Re:Key: standardize on existing container dimensio by fotbr · · Score: 1

    I've got a desktop trebuchet that gets used to deliver candy around the office. Werther's fly pretty good, but the lifesaver's packaging makes them less than ideal projectiles. Jolly Ranchers also fly quite well, and make a pretty good sounding whack when they hit a cubicle wall.

    I'm not sure a pizza box would do to well, and very likely wouldn't land right side up, but it would make a very tasty mess, and take a lot less than 45 minutes to have it delivered via trebuchet. :)