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  1. License to kill -9 5393 on US Busts Military Network Hacker · · Score: 1

    He was just looking for Halle Berry pr0n. :(

  2. Trashdot... on My Compost Bin And I · · Score: 2, Funny

    News for worms, stuff that festers.

  3. Opinion... on Microsoft Anti-Trust Rulings Due Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Opinion...

    Judge: Settlement approved. Microsoft, you're naughty.

    Microsoft: I want a second opinion.

    Judge: Ok, you're ugly, too.

    Ba doom boom...

  4. Re:Best Onion Headline... on Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion · · Score: 1

    Best Buy "Idea Box" Brimming with Urine.

  5. Re:Wow! on E3 Doom III Preview · · Score: 1

    Oh man, the Barney mod for Doom was hilarious.

    Talk about fear, imagine dimly lit rooms where all you can hear are 3 or 4 Barneys singing "I love you, you love me...", trying to kill you. Funny thing is, I often let them, just to make the pain stop. :(

  6. I've got just the armor they need... on Blizzard Gets DMCA Smackdown From Sony · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironic Iron Plate Mail of the Damned

    Defense: 534
    Smite Damage: 1 - 2
    Required Strength: 45
    Required Level: 39

    +204% Legal Defense
    +843% Resistance to Flames
    +436% Faster legal woe recovery
    +2264% More gold received from Bnetd
    +30125 Running speed

    -342 HP for every DCMA attack

  7. The sci-fi channel did this... on G4: The Pong Channel? · · Score: 1

    I remember this cable channel that just started playing screwed up, trippy visuals, 24 hours a day for what seemed like a month. Then the sci-fi channel premiered in it's place.

    This is nothing new.

  8. That has got to be... on Most Detailed Image Of Earth Yet · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the holy grail of Risk boards.

  9. Doctoral-level Elementary teachers on Scientific Elites vs. Illiterates · · Score: 1

    "Ok class, The story of quantum computation started as early as 1982, when the physicist Richard Feynman considered simulation of quantum-mechanical objects by other quantum systems..."

    "I gotta go potty!"

    Zildy

  10. Re:Just curious on Slashdot Prepares Switcheroo · · Score: 1

    I think they plan on doing it "Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve" style where only the eastern folks will see the new server live at 9PM. Central, Mountain and Pacific users will continue to see their regularly scheduled /. until 9pm their time.

    Beat the system! Have your EDT friends send you screen shots of the new /. so you can see it before everyone else in your area!

    Zildy

  11. 100,000 on Code Red Worm Spreading, Set To Flood Whitehouse · · Score: 3

    Cnet now says 100,000 servers infected.

    At my company (small midwest ISP), I could feel the effects at around 10am CDT. A couple servers run by customers were infected and were sending out a *constant* stream of requests to random servers trying to infect others.

    Oof.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FIND GET YOUR Tee Ball at the White House INFORMATION BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

  12. That's it? on Scientists Find Firefly 'Switch' · · Score: 1

    Hmm...and the "firefly impersionation" my uncle Earl used to do by bending over, flicking a lighter near his ass, screaming "LOOK OUT!"...

    ...turns out to be nothing like a real firefly after all...

    Earl! Why didn't you tell me?! I was not prepared for this!!!

  13. Reminds me of a ST:TNG quote... on You Are What You Click · · Score: 1

    Troi: Have you ever heard Data define "friendship"?

    Riker: No

    Troi: How did he put it..."As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs are eventually anticipated and even missed when absent."

    Eventually, web sites will start saying "Welcome back, Zildy, I'm fond of you. Buy our crap."

    Zildy

  14. Re:Destination games... on Garriott Brothers Return to Gaming · · Score: 1

    Let's hope it works out, or they'll have to change their name to "Bridge Out Games" or "Road Closed Games" or "You Can't Get There From Here Games" or ...

    The early Ultima's were some of my first computer games, which really got me hooked. I'm glad to see Lord British hasn't run into a "dead end" .

    Zildy

  15. *sniff* ... *sniff* on New Baby in the Torvalds Home · · Score: 5

    You just know that Linus will be trying to find ways to make changes to his latest release once it starts "dumping core".

    Zildy

  16. Non-existent domain names possibly tracked too on IE 5.5 Tracking Default Bookmarks · · Score: 1

    By default, Internet Explorer (since at least version 5 for PC) accesses auto.search.msn.com when you enter a domain name that doesn't exist into the Address bar, without a resource type (http://, etc), which I imagine most people do.

    When you type in "www.fdsafasdfas.com", IE attempts to resolve it and, if unsuccessful, accesses this url (or something similar):

    http://auto.search.msn.com/response.asp?MT=www.f dsafasdfas.com&srch=3&prov=&utf8

    ...then almost always displays the "page cannot be displayed" error.

    This is a part of their "keyword web page search from the address bar" feature, but <PARANOIA>I'm sure they've got a good collection of the most mistyped domain names, which I imagine would be valuable to someone.</PARANOIA>

    Zildy

  17. The Hetfields and the McCoys on Metallica Vs. Harvard · · Score: 1

    The Hetfields and the McCoys.

    The irreverent new sitcom, only on the WB! Their anger knows no bounds, and neither does the comedy!

    It's the "Odd Couple" for the new millennium, starring James Hetfield and Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy.

    This week, James discovers Dr. McCoy's Napster exploits.

    Hetfield: Bones, what are these MP3s doing on your computer?

    McCoy: Um...I, ahh...can't you see this man is dying? They're the only thing that can save him!

    Hetfield: What man? No, you've engaged in the illegal distribution of copyrighted musical compositions.

    McCoy: Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an MP3 pirate!

    Hetfield: I dub thee "unforgiven".

    McCoy: Why...you green blooded son of a bitch. Nurse, 20 CCs of "whoop-ass", stat!

    Daa daa daa daa daa daaaa dadada daa, dooleeeoooo, dooleeoooo...

    (cue laugh track)