Who said headlines had to be truthful? Besides, I can't count the number of times/. headlines made it sound like something has already been done when the summary admits it's "being developed", "in the planning phase", "talked about".
They do it for the clicks, man.
Review the Temporal Guide to Slashdot Headline Reading:
1. Present tense means wait a few years. 2. Future tense means it'll never happen. 3. Past tense means SlashBack.
Oh sure, and I was just starting to get over it. Yeah, we had our ups and downs but doesn't everyone?! I thought we were going to be together forever! Now, my psychiatrist says I'm well on the road to good mental health again and you bring this up! Christ, it was 5.4 MILLION YEARS AGO...why do you have to keep reminding me?!
Who cares? Honestly, if viruses, exploits, worms and spyware did not exist I might actually care about seeing PNG transparency support in IE. From my ISP technical support standpoint, however, this document describes technologies that could reduce our support calls significantly.
Worms, spyware and BHOs are "all the rage". Of tens of thousands of support calls, I counted...let's see...zero PNG transparency requests.
I just hope that the changes are as good as the document describes.
Umm...this involves money. I'd want an honest review, not shtick.
Anyone visit honestpuck's link in the summary?
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Even Grues Get Full
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· Score: 3, Interesting
"Sat, 27 Sep 2003
I Sure Do Like Them Cartoonies
I like a good cartoon, either political such as Doonesbury or IT such as Dilbert, or in this case User Friendly. That?s distinct from an animated short - which is what Yosemite Sam was referring to, of course. I like them as well.
I picked up a copy of the latest User Friendly collection, Even Grues Get Full, and it was good. I liked it from the title (and I can remember being eaten by a Grue more than 25 years ago in the Collosal Caves) through to some nice barbs at Microsoft.
Watch out for a full review, but in the meantime I recommend it to all User Friendly fans."
Slashdot Mirror
just sayin'...
We're...we're gonna need more tucks medicated pads...
Yes, it really is ClearType, and the setting isn't system-wide, it's in IE's "Advanced" options screen.
Let's hope they can retract their tongue at record breaking speeds.
http://www.steorn.net/en/coverage.html
Press Coverage
Steorn Announce "Free Energy" Technology
Irish company Steorn have announced a revoloutionary free energy technology. More
The Guardian | 1 April 2006
Isn't the tail in the logo supposed to be on fire?
Who said headlines had to be truthful? Besides, I can't count the number of times /. headlines made it sound like something has already been done when the summary admits it's "being developed", "in the planning phase", "talked about".
They do it for the clicks, man.
Review the Temporal Guide to Slashdot Headline Reading:
1. Present tense means wait a few years.
2. Future tense means it'll never happen.
3. Past tense means SlashBack.
First comment in a while that actually made me lol. :-)
Oh sure, and I was just starting to get over it. Yeah, we had our ups and downs but doesn't everyone?! I thought we were going to be together forever! Now, my psychiatrist says I'm well on the road to good mental health again and you bring this up! Christ, it was 5.4 MILLION YEARS AGO...why do you have to keep reminding me?!
$emotions["delight"][int rand(10)] !!!11!!!!1!11!
"Like Fermat's theorem, it's a puzzle we may never solve" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
They certainly aren't instilling a lot of confidence in their own code base. Netscape 8 switches to IE rendering when visiting www.netscape.com.
In other news, geek grows tired of carrying around lotion and a towel, invents woman.
This is trollish but has good intentions.
Who cares? Honestly, if viruses, exploits, worms and spyware did not exist I might actually care about seeing PNG transparency support in IE. From my ISP technical support standpoint, however, this document describes technologies that could reduce our support calls significantly.
Worms, spyware and BHOs are "all the rage". Of tens of thousands of support calls, I counted...let's see...zero PNG transparency requests.
I just hope that the changes are as good as the document describes.
Umm...this involves money. I'd want an honest review, not shtick.
"Sat, 27 Sep 2003
I Sure Do Like Them Cartoonies
I like a good cartoon, either political such as Doonesbury or IT such as Dilbert, or in this case User Friendly. That?s distinct from an animated short - which is what Yosemite Sam was referring to, of course. I like them as well.
I picked up a copy of the latest User Friendly collection, Even Grues Get Full, and it was good. I liked it from the title (and I can remember being eaten by a Grue more than 25 years ago in the Collosal Caves) through to some nice barbs at Microsoft.
Watch out for a full review, but in the meantime I recommend it to all User Friendly fans."
LOL what the hell.
Norton AntiVirus for Clothing 2003 3-Ply Edition
Someone may have penetrated a hole in your clothing, accessing critical components. We recommend that you sew on a patch.
Maybe this will prevent further Nemo incidents by making fish easier to find.
...it becomes an EVIL BYTE.
I thought this was a Brett Favre biography.
Doh...no wonder why it fell, everybody spells it wrong.
"In Euro news, few nations have adopted the DMCA."
"In other news, Euro nations have caught DCMA-FEVER! 'We can't keep it on the shelves' says one DCMA dealer."
A law is a law...and it's time corporations were held responsible.
I expect the Feds to start handing out stiff penalties to processor manufacturers who fail to meet the law's demands.
I believe it's program Barkley 6 9, Holodeck 3.
This wasn't training for tank-to-tank battle...
This was for knocking those elusive spaceships out of the sky...bastards won't stand still!