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  1. Meantime in Redmond on Comet Probe Philae Unanchored But Stable — And Sending Back Images · · Score: 0

    Microsoft marketing reps are crying because the media cares more about a comet surface than their Surface.

  2. Re:Big deal... on Comet Probe Philae Unanchored But Stable — And Sending Back Images · · Score: 1

    If the History Channel has taught me anything in the past couple of years, whatever the puzzle is, it was Aliens.

    Ten years ago, History Channel taught me it was all about Hitler

  3. Read on... on Debunking a Viral Internet Post About Breastfeeding Racism · · Score: 1

    ...and on... and on... and on...

  4. MySpace on Zuckerberg: Most of Facebook Will Be Video Within Five Years · · Score: 1

    So in 5 years Facebook will become MySpace?

  5. Re:One of the most listened to Engineers on "Car Talk" Co-Host Tom Magliozzi Dies At Age 77 · · Score: 2

    While some may find this distasteful, I have absolutely no doubt that Tom would find this joke hilarious.

    Rest in peace, Tom. Thanks for years of great radio!

    If I had mod points, I would mod this up based on your username given the topic!

  6. Hard to believe this about the Post Office on US Post Office Increases Secret Tracking of Mail · · Score: 1

    My dad retired 10 years ago from the USPS. Having grown up listening to the stories of what the people and management were like there, I find any conspiracy theories with USPS being involved (on any level) questionable at best! I'm sure anyone who has ever worked for the government (local/state/federal) would agree. Both the workers and management are either too lazy or too incompetent to tie their shoes.

  7. Re:Bennett "Opinions" Hassleton on Can Ello Legally Promise To Remain Ad-Free? · · Score: 1

    If opinions are like ass holes and everyone's got one, Bennett must have a goatse size ass hole with all of his opinions!

  8. Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Bennett Haselton on We Need Distributed Social Networks More Than Ello · · Score: 1

    Bennett Haselton is the only person that both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel hate equally

  9. No need for secretaries now on Google Announces Inbox, a New Take On Email Organization · · Score: 1

    Now our corner office can't blame his secretary for not sifting through his emails correctly. It's the clouds fault!

  10. Re:To those who are somehow upset about this... on Google Announces Inbox, a New Take On Email Organization · · Score: 1

    On the contrary. This means that Gmail will get all of the "features that everyone loves" from inbox and Gmail users will be slowly ingested into the latest Google sponsored maw of despair.

  11. Google Beta products on Google Announces Inbox, a New Take On Email Organization · · Score: 1

    I thought they removed "Beta" from Gmail already.

  12. /. Poll idea on An Algorithm to End the Lines for Ice at Burning Man · · Score: 1

    There should be a poll to see how many people actually WANT to read Benny's latest blog post.

  13. Netscape on Firefox 33 Arrives With OpenH264 Support · · Score: 1

    Yet another FF release.

    Yawn.

    Meantime, Netscape Navigator is 20 years old today.

  14. Re:That's not the reason you're being ignored. on Flight Attendants Want Stricter Gadget Rules Reinstated · · Score: 1

    It's liability. If they don't cover the directions every time according to script, they can be held liable if something happens. Remember that people can (and do) sue over very trivial things. There's a warning label on hair dryers to not use them in the bath tub. There's a warning on coffee cups.

    Yes "everyone" knows the rules of flying yet somehow on every flight people still need to be reminded to PUT THEIR GOD DAMNED SEAT BELT ON DURING TAKE OFF AND LANDINGS.

  15. Re:O'Brien's fascination with 2600 on A Critical Look At Walter "Scorpion" O'Brien · · Score: 1

    Maybe he just misses his Atari 2600 after seeing the butchered plot behind Destiny and everyone is missing the real message.

  16. Typical Adobe product on Adobe Spies On Users' eBook Libraries · · Score: 3, Funny

    If history repeats its self, this "feature" will be buggy and need constant patching. They'll then spin it off as a cloud service where it'll cost you more to spy on yourself and yet spy less.

  17. Microsoft Math on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This reminds me of something my first boss told me: "Microsoft can't tell time. Have you ever seen how it counts down 3 minutes... 2 minutes... 7 minutes... 2 minutes... 1 minute...? They can't tell time!"

  18. Upgrade cycle on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 1

    Way to screw up our upgrade cycle here guys!!!

  19. Another Stark dies on Statistician Creates Mathematical Model To Predict the Future of Game of Thrones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time someone tries to predict the end, another Stark dies.

  20. Not a bug but a feature! on Apple Yanks iOS 8 Update · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple got sick of people complaining about data and battery usage so they released this update.

  21. Re:G+ is an utter failure on Google Quietly Nixes Mandatory G+ Integration With Gmail · · Score: 1

    Nah. They'll just duct tape it onto Youtube.

  22. Re:Stop bundling. on Google Quietly Nixes Mandatory G+ Integration With Gmail · · Score: 2

    I completely agree. This "bundle" mentality is frustrating. Not everyone wants the entire package. I don't like having all of my eggs in one basket because then i'm at the mercy of the whims of the company i'm dealing with. Technology is constantly changing. Products are always changing. I may not necessarily WANT to use your product in 6 months after you ram the latest update down my throat (Gnome, FireFox, Facebook, Windows 8, etc).

  23. Re:If you're not smart enough to realize this is B on Friendly Reminder: Do Not Place Your iPhone In a Microwave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darwin would be ashamed that these people are still breathing.

  24. In other news on Apple Outrages Users By Automatically Installing U2's Album On Their Devices · · Score: 1

    In other news, yet another 2 bit "rapper" is getting free publicity accidentally on purpose!

  25. Re:That's nothing on Microsoft Paid NFL $400 Million To Use Surface, But Announcers Call Them iPads · · Score: 1

    You forgot about the blue screens!

    (we have 5 of the new Surface Pro's for testing and 4 of them have blue screened at some point)