User: dale.furno

Re:No they don't

On: Chinese Scientists Plan Solar Power Station In Space

How does a sweeper robot pick up trash traveling 17,000km/h?

srs question

Re:OMG america is stupid

On: Commercial Flamethrower Successfully Crowdfunded

I can see your pickup truck tipping over or folding in half already

Re:You are missing the obvious point!

On: Win Or Lose, Discrimination Suit Is Having an Effect On Silicon Valley

Ask around the US tech industry and see how many people like working with french partners.

Re:Far fetched

On: Public Records Request Returns 4.6M License Plate Scans From Oakland PD

This shows where the plate physically was, not where someone said it would be.

Wow

On: Deploying Solar In California's Urban Areas Could Meet Demand Five Times Over

Can they turn electricity into water? better get working on that system fast.

Yeah right

On: Prison Program Aims To Turn Criminals Into Coders

Hand them all C++ books and see how far they get with 30 minutes of computer access a day

You see,

On: Is Cyber Arms Control a Lost Cause?

In war, the best defense is a good offense

Re:other bases

On: NASA Ames Reproduces the Building Blocks of Life In Laboratory

I think they just dump in some rockstar energy drink for those

Re:Gotta remember this excuse

On: The Mexican Drug Cartels' Involuntary IT Guy

100 miles according to DHS

hmm...

On: US To Monitor Air Quality In India and Other Countries

I thought 'we' already did this

Photograph

On: Ask Slashdot: How Could We Actually Detect an Alien Invasion From Outer Space?

the mexican border?

Bitcoins?

On: Paypal Jumps Into Bitcoin With Both Feet

Let me know when they accept Dogecoin.

Re:If the Grand Ayatollah's against it....

On: Grand Ayatollah Says High Speed Internet Is "Against Moral Standards"

You can find safe harbor over at 4chan

Why Not?

On: Aussie Airlines To Allow Uninterrupted Mobile Use During Flights

Now they can share the call data with the US and we can have even more intel. I bet people share all kinds of juicy secrets while in the air.

Re:Simple conclusion.... brain implants work.

On: Students From States With Faster Internet Tend To Have Higher Test Scores

What date is it that Skynet goes online again?

Re:Someone with no brain is running NASA

On: Wheel Damage Adding Up Quickly For Mars Rover Curiosity

No, actually their wheel would only last bout 8km on the surfaces I ride on every day.

Re:But how long until computers generate good art?

On: Machine Vision Reveals Previously Unknown Influences Between Great Artists

You'll have to upgrade to a Slashdot Gold account first.

Re:UK Law has changed.

On: WikiLeaks' Assange Hopes To Exit London Embassy "Soon"

They are moving to sharia law and therefore his sex crimes were justified

Re:Oh, come now

On: Hemp Fibers Make Better Supercapacitors Than Graphene

I'm surprised that someone named ganjadude would not know that Ruderalis is not used for hemp production.

False Positives

On: Chinese Researchers' 'Terror Cam' Could Scan Crowds, Looking for Stress

As someone that suffers from severe PTSD, I'm concerned about being picked up for false positives.

Re:Ars Technica has

On: NASA Releases Footage of "Flying Saucer" Braking Test, Declares Success

They didn't want to get slashdotted

Sure would love

On: NASA Releases Footage of "Flying Saucer" Braking Test, Declares Success

to be the first poster on Mars.

Re:No, school should not be year-round.

On: Slashdot Asks: Should Schooling Be Year-Round?

Umm, Summer Vacation was never for kids to go out and screw around, summer vacation was intended for children to go home and provide labor for their families since the kids screw off the rest of the year in school.

Re:Processing in the game

On: Enthusiast Opts For $2200 Laser Eye Surgery To Enhance Oculus Rift Experience

Can they? Let's see an example.

Greetings from Lower Bandwidthistan

On: For Fast Internet in the US, Virginia Tops the Charts

First Post!