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  1. Re:Telsa's lobbiest crashes on Michigan About To Ban Tesla Sales · · Score: 1

    Nothing is wrong. Tesla is right on track to create a test case that will settle things once and for all.

  2. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but Coke® disagrees.

  3. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    I apologize for reading too much science fiction and the nonfiction computer science, as well.

  4. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    I won't correct your spelling errors, but here's a site that would benefit you.

  5. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    congloromat

    If you had studied computer sciense you would know that

    Can you distinguish between a 6 and a 9 and stuff?

  6. Re:200 dollars is too expensive on Eggcyte is Making a Pocket-Sized Personal Web Server (Video) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, you are missing something ... a revenue stream.

  7. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    Mod +1

  8. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    In the early days, AI was a simple concept.

  9. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    No, that is only the case of people in the business changing the marketing hype to adjust for their failure to meet the original definition.

  10. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    The goal of AI was to be humanoid. Recall that I was there. The bar has been lowered, according to TFS to recognize the difference between a 6 and a 9.

  11. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 0

    Listen, asshole: I started this digital shit back when Moby Dick was a minnow and I've watched the wilting of the definition of AI over the years.

    I didn't write the definition I cited, right?

  12. Re:Nuance ... on Millions of Voiceprints Quietly Being Harvested · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've always had the power to be the BOFH but I've never given in to the temptation (32 years).

  13. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1
  14. Re:Nuance ... on Millions of Voiceprints Quietly Being Harvested · · Score: 1

    So you're saying Dilbertize it ... ;p

  15. Re:There is no "working AI" at this time on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And it's a fucking misnomer.

    Artificial implies not real and intelligence implies thinking.

    Artificial intelligence is so unattainable that the original definition has evolved to something meaningless.

    True artificial intelligence is when a computer becomes depressed because it lost its connection to Facebook.

  16. Because studies show ... on Facebook and Apple Now Pay For Female Employees To Freeze Their Eggs · · Score: 2

    ... that women who have children don't have time to work but men who have children do?

    What percentage of women's down time for giving birth is larger than a man's golfing time?

  17. Re:Fusion in some forms can be very dangerous. on Lockheed Claims Breakthrough On Fusion Energy Project · · Score: 1

    So, if you try to free copper from rocks, what will happen is you will start destroying earths supply of rocks, despite the best containment system, if copper is seperated [sic] form [sic]rocks, some copper will be leaked out and will float off into a stream or stuff. This is not sustainable and causes permenant [sic]ecosystem damage. No rocks, nothing to stand on.

  18. Total bullshit ... on Microsoft, Facebook Declare European Kids Clueless About Coding, Too · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Europe and America ...

    From the Christian Alliance for World Dominance: Your young ones need to learn our stuff.

    From the Muslim Alliance for World Dominance: Your young ones need to learn our stuff.

    From the Fossil Fuel Alliance for World Dominance: Your young ones need to learn our stuff.

    From the Science Alliance for World Dominance: Your young ones need to learn our stuff.

    From the Welding Alliance for World Dominance: Your young ones need to learn our stuff. ...

  19. Nuance ... on Millions of Voiceprints Quietly Being Harvested · · Score: 1

    ... the same people who have yet to get that goddam Dragon Naturally Speaking software tweaked to where it's useful.

    Every few years, management makes me order it and when I tell them they have to train it, they want ME to train it and then hand it back to them.

    Then management bitches because the fucking thing is useless as tits on a boar hog.

    In a chat room, I said, "I don't have a Texas accent."

    It came out, "I don't have a Texas accident."

    Needs work.

  20. Re:I have a question ... on Wind Power Is Cheaper Than Coal, Leaked Report Shows · · Score: 1

    What's the one metric?

  21. Re:Strong passwords, yes ... on Password Security: Why the Horse Battery Staple Is Not Correct · · Score: 1

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

  22. Re: as the birds go on Wind Power Is Cheaper Than Coal, Leaked Report Shows · · Score: 2

    Maybe we should use Linux.

  23. Re:I have a question ... on Wind Power Is Cheaper Than Coal, Leaked Report Shows · · Score: 1

    I apologize for my shortcomings.

  24. I have a question ... on Wind Power Is Cheaper Than Coal, Leaked Report Shows · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... for ALL sources of energy, do we calculate cost, from cradle to grave?

    For instance, take wind (could be solar, thermal, and all others).

    How do we produce the components that make up the turbines and masts and blades and everything else that is needed? Doesn't that genesis start with mining raw materials and doesn't that process involve fossil fuels just for manufacture? What about the space the turbine masts (solar panels, thermal mechanisms, wires, cables, etc.) occupy? What machinery do we use to dig holes and erect them? Are they fossil fuel driven?

    For any source like wind, or solar or thermal and others, what are the costs of disposal?

    As a physicist, the law of conservation tells me we are never going to get something for nothing.

    It's nice to talk about how well an existing wind turbine works, but I suspect the energy we invest in creating, and disposing of, them is more than the energy we get out of them.

    However, I don't know that.

  25. Re:January... on Federal Government Removes 7 Americans From No-Fly List · · Score: 1

    Yours hit at 7:45 and mine at 7:49.

    You win.