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  1. Utterly misses the point ... on Ebola Does Not Require an "Ebola Czar," Nor Calling Up the National Guard · · Score: 2

    You don't have to be a risk-perception psychologist to get what's going on.

    Nutty people said, "Do something!!!!"

    So we have a czar.

    FTFY

  2. Re:workaround on Facebook To DEA: Stop Using Phony Profiles To Nab Criminals · · Score: 1

    Citation.

  3. Re:Facebook - Do this, DEA will have to stop on Facebook To DEA: Stop Using Phony Profiles To Nab Criminals · · Score: 1

    Actually, Facebook could kill us all (anonymous) by stipulating in their ToS that using the site in any way other than intended by Facebook is detrimental to Facebook's revenue stream and is, therefore, obstructing commerce and fraudulent and punishable by existing laws.

  4. Re:"racist" - LOL on Doctor Who To Teach Kids To Code · · Score: 1

    Actually, closer examination reveals a parallel agenda. Mankind has never, ever, waged war because of varied belief systems.

    The warfare was motivated by mundane greed and survival while fighting over limited resources.

    The "belief" bullshit was just a rallying flag to pimp up a bunch of cutthroats.

  5. Re:workaround on Facebook To DEA: Stop Using Phony Profiles To Nab Criminals · · Score: 1

    DEA will just compel the people to create phony profiles...

    DEA did not compel me to use a phony profile.

    Common sense did that.

    As I see this playing out, Facebook's easiest option is to identify phony accounts and take them down. That's all the authority they have.

    A more gainful pursuit would be to sue DEA for fucking with Facebook's revenue stream on two (2) counts: 1.) Undermining the trust of the (naive) members and 2.) Inflating eyeball numbers to Facebook's advertisers.

  6. For those of us who've been around ... on More Eye Candy Coming To Windows 10 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... we know damn well that Windows is an Apple knockoff.

  7. Re:RACIST on NASA's HI-SEAS Project Results Suggests a Women-Only Mars Crew · · Score: 1

    No, it's stupidity -- getting gender and race all fucking mixed up and stuff.

  8. Re:Dear Liza! on NASA's HI-SEAS Project Results Suggests a Women-Only Mars Crew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm indifferential to them.

  9. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England on In UK, Internet Trolls Could Face Two Years In Jail · · Score: 1

    ... you had balls ...

    AC has no balls, either.

  10. Here's an image ... on Brain Patterns Give Clues To Why Some People Just Keep Gambling · · Score: 0

    ... of the brain pattern:

    $

  11. Re:Appropiate post on a technology site on Canada Will Ship 800 Doses of Experimental Ebola Drug to WHO · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. This is "stuff that matters."

  12. Re:Here's an idea on Ask Slashdot: Good Hosting Service For a Parody Site? · · Score: 1

    But what if the atmosphere here on Earth were to suddenly level out at 21%?

  13. Re:Ask yourselves these questions... apk on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    I field questions about using the hosts file service and use this post as justification to say, "No."

  14. Re:Don't want ads hogging speed/bandwidth? on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    Your spam actually wok against you.

  15. Re:Snapchat on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've posted to the wrong article, too.

  16. Re:Don't want ads hogging speed/bandwidth? on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    It's pure klunky bullshit and unoriginal brute force and it's always outdated.

    Go with elegance ... go with Adblock.

  17. Re:exactly, just like slashdot on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    Your spam annoys me.

  18. Re:Why can't Africans BUILD THEIR OWN robots? on Researchers Scrambling To Build Ebola-Fighting Robots · · Score: 1

    Why does the rest of the world have to save them .../quote.

    Because people like you with IQ 70 don't know the answer to that question?

  19. Xenex, when implemented properly ... on Researchers Scrambling To Build Ebola-Fighting Robots · · Score: 1

    ... is a safe and effective palindrome.

  20. Re:This is horrible! on Florida Supreme Court: Police Can't Grab Cell Tower Data Without a Warrant · · Score: 2

    The only way to stop that from happening ...

    There's only one way.

    How simple.

  21. Re:Good job, India! on India Successfully Launches Region-Specific Navigation Satellite · · Score: 0

    To what degree does mod contribute to the conversation?

  22. It's a trap ... on Facebook 'Safety Check' Lets Friends Know You're OK After a Major Disaster · · Score: 1

    Corporations are masters at the parallel proposal pf doing US some good when actually, it does THEM hundreds of times better.

    Facebook wants to be in our face and they really, truly, want our real names and location and they want to be tapped in on any revenue prospecting opportunity like a disaster.

    Doesn't twitter already occupy this space?

  23. This could work in conjuction with ... on Facebook 'Safety Check' Lets Friends Know You're OK After a Major Disaster · · Score: 1
  24. So, my kids are OK ... on Chemists Grow Soil Fungus On Cheerios, Discover New Antifungal Compounds · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for eating Cheerios off the floor.

  25. Re:Biofilm on Chemists Grow Soil Fungus On Cheerios, Discover New Antifungal Compounds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biofilm is the scientific term that has been miss-used in the swamps of Louisiana referring to documentaries of the stagnant waterways locally known as, "bayou films."