fact: what we now call the "big bang" was proposed by Georges Lemaitre, a Catholic preist, in 1927. the alternative "steady state" (basically, the universe always existed) was primarily supported by Anglicans and atheists. The big bang theory was a big fuck you to both of them. I'm glad Pope Frank is keeping it real and isn't afraid to bitch slapping the Anglicans and atheists.
dice regurgitates news from two months ago and slashdot posts it. It's like eating your own shit. Or maybe drinking the jizz that drips from your asshole. I'm sure Nerval's Lobster does both, if the slashdice bathroom cameras are accurate.
Fuck, maybe next they'll post the one weird tip Lindsay Lohan uses to save money on car insurance.
Forget Google code. Google is very happy to shut off the lights on their 20% projects. It's a miracle (or perhaps oversight) that it hasn't already been killed. They've been neglecting power users and programmers over time (they killed google code search for example). They use google code for their own shit so they have to keep it around, right? Wrong. They use fucking github to host many of their open source projects (and they don't use it at all for internal projects). Do you think the McDonald's corporate cafeteria has catering by Burger King?
tl;dr - Google code is on life support with a do not resuscitate order. And also has ebola.
The only difference between samsung and every other android manufacturer is the advertising/carrier kickback budget. Samsung can't compete on the low end because it destroys their profit margins. Meanwhile, the low end android manufacturers are quickly becoming mid/high end android manufacturers because that's where the money is at. It's the same story as IBM PC industry, except it took 10 years instead of 30.
good call. Then, instead of one distro that's 5 years out of date, we can have two distros that are ten years out of date.
But seriously, systemd sucks. I don't understand why people would take a good operating system (and this has happened with Windows (vista and 8), OSX (Yosemite), and GNU/Linux (gnome, systemd)) and ruin it for the sake of ruining it.
Expecting your app to rake in millions just because it's on the app store is like expecting a car load of bomb-ass pussy to show up on your doorstep just because you've watched some porn. There's a reason some people are getting some and you're not.
Oracle paid him (disclosed by Oracle under court order) while he was blogging in support of them. He admits to having been paid by Microsoft in the past.
You write about companies. Some of them have paid you (directly or perhaps indirectly through their advertising agencies, etc). What's the intersection of that set?
They're not dead, they're just resting. The real problem is languages that were born retarded, like javascript. And were then shaken vigorously and given a bag of paint thinner to huff on, just in case that helps perk them up. Yeah, node.js, drooling over in the corner, I'm calling back to you.
Ok, don't panic. You don't want to spend the rest of your life wondering if you ate poop so the best thing to do is find some more poop and eat it. Because knowing is half the battle.
SlashDice manager here. I'd like to apologize for this shitty article. I thought we fired Nerval's Lobster but it turns he's the CEO's retarded kid or something. Apparently, he didn't use to hire him! Lesson learned! Dice: slightly better than hiring the CEO's retarded kid.
beta.slashdice manager here. We're desperate for open source (ie, unpaid) programmers. No experience necessary! (or even desired). Make an immediate impact by editing directly on the production servers without testing or pointless code review meetings. Your choice of editors - vi, emacs, ed, pico, joe, or whatever happens to be installed on the server.
Oh it parses it just fine. It was just a dumb idea to parse it in the first place.
If somebody chokes and die eating dog shit picked up off the ground, the proper question to ask isn't "why didn't he chew before swallowing?", it's "why the fuck was he eating dog shit?"
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fact: what we now call the "big bang" was proposed by Georges Lemaitre, a Catholic preist, in 1927. the alternative "steady state" (basically, the universe always existed) was primarily supported by Anglicans and atheists. The big bang theory was a big fuck you to both of them. I'm glad Pope Frank is keeping it real and isn't afraid to bitch slapping the Anglicans and atheists.
Can soylent news legally promise to remain Bennett Haselton free? Yeah, I think they can.
Fuck, maybe next they'll post the one weird tip Lindsay Lohan uses to save money on car insurance.
Forget Google code. Google is very happy to shut off the lights on their 20% projects. It's a miracle (or perhaps oversight) that it hasn't already been killed. They've been neglecting power users and programmers over time (they killed google code search for example). They use google code for their own shit so they have to keep it around, right? Wrong. They use fucking github to host many of their open source projects (and they don't use it at all for internal projects). Do you think the McDonald's corporate cafeteria has catering by Burger King?
tl;dr - Google code is on life support with a do not resuscitate order. And also has ebola.
The productivity gains are real. It's not from using emacs, from by not showering, not bathing, not shaving your beard, etc.
The only difference between samsung and every other android manufacturer is the advertising/carrier kickback budget. Samsung can't compete on the low end because it destroys their profit margins. Meanwhile, the low end android manufacturers are quickly becoming mid/high end android manufacturers because that's where the money is at. It's the same story as IBM PC industry, except it took 10 years instead of 30.
good call. Then, instead of one distro that's 5 years out of date, we can have two distros that are ten years out of date.
But seriously, systemd sucks. I don't understand why people would take a good operating system (and this has happened with Windows (vista and 8), OSX (Yosemite), and GNU/Linux (gnome, systemd)) and ruin it for the sake of ruining it.
how's them apples?
This may be the only time android users can experience a 69! Well, outside a LUG, that is.
"leading bitcoin ATM manufacturers"? LOL. Is that like the leading slashdot beta ux guru?
ATM means Ass To Mouth, by the way.
Expecting your app to rake in millions just because it's on the app store is like expecting a car load of bomb-ass pussy to show up on your doorstep just because you've watched some porn. There's a reason some people are getting some and you're not.
Yeah, the exact same interns, 20 years later! After the fat chicks turned into dykes.
worse is worse is the problem.
worse is better: a bunch of lisp/haskell weenies complaining that people use C
worse is worse: node.js
how about the mid level manager in charge of slashdot beta?
Oracle paid him (disclosed by Oracle under court order) while he was blogging in support of them. He admits to having been paid by Microsoft in the past.
You write about companies. Some of them have paid you (directly or perhaps indirectly through their advertising agencies, etc). What's the intersection of that set?
surely you could have just jacked off at home and nobody would have been the wiser...
Startups? 90+% of them are going to fail big time. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
They're not dead, they're just resting. The real problem is languages that were born retarded, like javascript. And were then shaken vigorously and given a bag of paint thinner to huff on, just in case that helps perk them up. Yeah, node.js, drooling over in the corner, I'm calling back to you.
You can watch MLB, NHL, or NBA, if you don't mind paying for it.
Ok, don't panic. You don't want to spend the rest of your life wondering if you ate poop so the best thing to do is find some more poop and eat it. Because knowing is half the battle.
SlashDice manager here. I'd like to apologize for this shitty article. I thought we fired Nerval's Lobster but it turns he's the CEO's retarded kid or something. Apparently, he didn't use to hire him! Lesson learned! Dice: slightly better than hiring the CEO's retarded kid.
beta.slashdice manager here. We're desperate for open source (ie, unpaid) programmers. No experience necessary! (or even desired). Make an immediate impact by editing directly on the production servers without testing or pointless code review meetings. Your choice of editors - vi, emacs, ed, pico, joe, or whatever happens to be installed on the server.
That's the second vulnerability, this article is about the third (or fourth?) vulnerability.
Oh it parses it just fine. It was just a dumb idea to parse it in the first place.
If somebody chokes and die eating dog shit picked up off the ground, the proper question to ask isn't "why didn't he chew before swallowing?", it's "why the fuck was he eating dog shit?"