dude - the man is a walking talking failure - for christs sakes - he didnt even win the election.
he got "gentlemen's c's" from yale, drove several business' into the ground, has a couple of drunk sluts for daughters and a wife who should be the poster-child for prozac and xanax.
he a coked-up drunk fratboy.
not qualified to hold the office he's in, at ALL...
you are really, really, really mistaken on every point you've made.
The objective section is totally useless, and takes up the most valuable resume real-estate with bullshit that tells nothing to your potential employer. NOTHING.
as for customization, if your a geek, and applying for a network heavy job, wouldnt you want to emphasize those skills, as opposed to your SQL skills?
as for the old "resume only takes up one page rule", that is only true for your FIRST resume - our college one, where you dont have anything worthwhile to put on it.
if you've been working for any amount of time, you sure as hell better have more than one page work of "experiences" and job-related skills.
DO NOT put an "Objective" section at the top of your resume, they're all bullshit, never relevant and only limiting, and when you hand someone your resume, your objective is simple - TO GET A JOB FROM THEM.
You have 2-4 inches to catch someone's eye - if you've got a college degree put it there, and next, put your most relevant work experience.
customize your resume for the job you're applying for.
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and getting a worse experience that you would get if you bought a $500 tv, a $200 dvd player, and a surround sound getup for $500.
SS has a seperate revenue stream.
i am talking about as the US as a whole.
89-91 was a real-estate bust - do some research.
this one will be worse.
Dear Right Wing Nut,
our number one expenditure is servicing the national debt that Saint Reagan saddled us with.
The second biggest is Defence funding - which we fund to an obnoxious level.
The american people deserve something called a "peace dividend".
thank you, and good day.
i'm in philadelphia, thank you :-)
i understand everything you said, but i will not buy when the asset is overpriced.
and the assets are overpriced, drastically.
i have only a wife, and am planning children in the next fewo years.
i will buy a house soon, but not until the prices come down.
i know that real-estate price dramatically dropped between 1989-1991.
real estate is not without risk. prices do go down.
if you bought a house in the last 2 years, you're going to look worse than this guy after the bubble bursts in the housing market.
houses arent that great of investments, and unless you are sure you are going to be in it for 5-10 years, you will get screwed.
and this housing market is as nuts as the 2000 stock market.
me, i'm a gunna wait until all those foreclosure sales start happening next spring.
real hackers toggle in the boot strap.
but you're talking about total domination by one company, not a collective.
STOP POKING ME!!
(so quietly you cant hear it)
lots of chinese/taiwanese women in sweat shops drawing constantly.
no, i'm not kidding.
objectives are stupid. they only limit.
education can go later, yeh... if your top-listed job is extremely impressive.
geezus fucking christ you right wing assholes are insane.
have you ever heard of the fucking "COMMERCE CLAUSE" in the FUCKING CONSTITUTION?!?!?!
you know the one that says "To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes; "
how the fuck can this be construed as to being outside of their constitutional duties, asswipe?
and in my next lesson - why supply side doesnt work.
fuck head.
but... clinton... wasnt president then...
whatever happened to "personal responsibility" ?
dude - the man is a walking talking failure - for christs sakes - he didnt even win the election.
he got "gentlemen's c's" from yale, drove several business' into the ground, has a couple of drunk sluts for daughters and a wife who should be the poster-child for prozac and xanax.
he a coked-up drunk fratboy.
not qualified to hold the office he's in, at ALL...
i thought it as amusing too...
:-)
or, it could be taken as a sign of the prevailing winds
i've got a multi-page resume, with no objective, and was able to get a job in just over 2 weeks.
:-)
:-)
6 of one...
of course, i did crazy things like show up at companies doors with resume in hand with a suit on, to hand the resume personally
hey - whatever floats ya...
i've had very good success with my system, and apparently, you have too
too bad the "recession" didnt start until March 2001.
and who was captain of the ship then?
you are really, really, really mistaken on every point you've made.
The objective section is totally useless, and takes up the most valuable resume real-estate with bullshit that tells nothing to your potential employer. NOTHING.
as for customization, if your a geek, and applying for a network heavy job, wouldnt you want to emphasize those skills, as opposed to your SQL skills?
as for the old "resume only takes up one page rule", that is only true for your FIRST resume - our college one, where you dont have anything worthwhile to put on it.
if you've been working for any amount of time, you sure as hell better have more than one page work of "experiences" and job-related skills.
you're on crack.
there aint nuthin good in the "raw numbers" - care to take a look at the beige book?
friggin right wingers...
its amazin, within a year of "electing" (used figuratively for GWB) a repub president there is always a war and a recession.
you'd think that the american people would have caught on by now.
DO NOT put an "Objective" section at the top of your resume, they're all bullshit, never relevant and only limiting, and when you hand someone your resume, your objective is simple - TO GET A JOB FROM THEM.
You have 2-4 inches to catch someone's eye - if you've got a college degree put it there, and next, put your most relevant work experience.
customize your resume for the job you're applying for.
try this --
2) use free software to make a marketable product.
MS created the business of selling OS's - before that they were given away for free with the rest of the "product"...
grumble grumble...
and pronounced
wooster
wicked cool that..
never underestimate all your base in a beowulf cluster of hot grits down natalie portmans pants! ...
profit!