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  1. What are scientists thinking of? on New Micro-Ring Resonator Creates Quantum Entanglement On a Silicon Chip · · Score: 1

    copious, entangled......
    What exactly is on these scientists minds when they come up with their descriptions?

    Do their mothers know?
    :-)

  2. Not underwhelms, a little off predicted target... on "Mammoth Snow Storm" Underwhelms · · Score: 4, Informative

    NYC might have only received a few inches, but Nassau County got 12 - 18 inches and Suffolk County got over 20 inches (and still snowing)... And Connectiut and the rest of New England got even more. The forecast for Suffolk County was consistently in the 20 to 30 inch range, so they got that right. Having hundreds or thousands of people stuck in a blizzard on the Long Island Expressway would have been a disaster.

  3. Re:Side Effects? on Hands On With Microsoft's Holographic Goggles · · Score: 0

    Oh, so Microsoft is working on some new Features for it's operating system!

    :-0

  4. Re:Side Effects? on Hands On With Microsoft's Holographic Goggles · · Score: 0

    Hey, don't call Steve Martin a Jerk!!!
    ;)

  5. Side Effects? on Hands On With Microsoft's Holographic Goggles · · Score: 0
    For some reason, I can't remember the movie, but......
    In the movie, an actor puts on a special pair of glasses, and ends up going cross-eyed!!!

    Can we try to avoid a headline similar to the following?

    • Windows 10 users becoming cross-eyed by the millions!!!
  6. Re:Killer App on What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed? · · Score: 0

    No, one that offers butt recognition/comparison software.
    This way, everyone can find the butt of their dreams!
    :-)

  7. Re:Microtubes... on Microbots Deliver Medical Payload In Living Creature For the First Time · · Score: 0

    Calling these things nanobots or microbots is misleading. They're little tubes propelled by hydrogen gas bubbles. No onboard or remote intellegence or control of any kind really. Micro-torpedoes maybe.

    Small tubes with a flatulence problem?

  8. Was Dennis Quaid there? on Microbots Deliver Medical Payload In Living Creature For the First Time · · Score: 0

    Or was he inside the shot?
    :-)

  9. New and improved.... on The Most Popular Passwords Are Still "123456" and "password" · · Score: 0

    hackme didn't make the list?

  10. US Traffic Analysis on Moscow To Track Cell-phone Users In 2015 For Traffic Analysis · · Score: 0

    NSA Analyst: "See, I told you we should have said that we're tracking cell phones for traffic analysis!!!!"
    NSA Boss: "Yeah, it sounds so much better, after the fact...."

  11. Re:frist psot on SpaceX Landing Attempt Video Released · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia, the rocket lands you.

    Or lands on you...

  12. We need more... on SpaceX Landing Attempt Video Released · · Score: 0

    Capt'n, I'm givin' ya all we got!!!!!

  13. Re:Verizon just keeps getting better..... on Ad Company Using Verizon Tracking Header To Recreate Deleted Cookies · · Score: 0

    Why does my Karma get adversely affected if someone thinks my comment was moderated as overrated after 2 people moderated it as funny? I had several funny moderations on different comments, and then I get 1 overrated moderation and my Karma goes bad.

    Or, is the slashdot moderation basing my Karma on ALL of my life-based decisions? @^@

  14. Is that a typo? on Google Releases More Windows Bugs · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that read:

    Microsoft releases more windows bugs?

    Google isn't writing code for Microsft, is it? :-)

  15. Re:Even worse... on Ad Company Using Verizon Tracking Header To Recreate Deleted Cookies · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which leads to World War Z!!!!!

    See, there IS an app for everything!!!!

  16. Verizon just keeps getting better..... on Ad Company Using Verizon Tracking Header To Recreate Deleted Cookies · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, I'm sorry, that must have been one of my OTHER personalities!!!!

  17. Re:The Narnia Browser on Inside North Korea's Naenara Browser · · Score: 1

    Well, yes...

    Haven't you ever watched an Afflack commercial?

    :D

  18. Re:The Narnia Browser on Inside North Korea's Naenara Browser · · Score: 1

    Well, yes.....

    Haven't you ever watched a Affack commercial????

    :D

  19. The Narnia Browser on Inside North Korea's Naenara Browser · · Score: 1

    Just wait until everyone in North Korea finds out that the animals in the rest of the world don't actually speak English!!!!

  20. Did they include instructions for... on Cluetrain Authors Offer an Updated Guide To the Web · · Score: 1

    How to download the internet in 3 easy steps???

    :-)

  21. Spend an extra few bucks and..... on Ask Slashdot: High-Performance Laptop That Doesn't Overheat? · · Score: 1

    Get a super-computer!
    It should hold you for a while......

    OK, maybe a little more than a few.... bucks...

  22. Re:learn your rights! on Gun Rights Hacktivists To Fab 3D-Printed Guns At State Capitol · · Score: 1
    Oh.......

    I guess I didn't see the link the first time.....

    Oops...

  23. The good news and the bad news... on Space Policy Guru John Logsdon Has Good News and Bad News On NASA Funding · · Score: 1

    The good news is:
    We can send up 20 Astronauts this year...

    The bad news:
    They have to pay $1 Million for each bag they take with them....

    See, they should have flown (Favorite Airline that doesn't charge for bags)...

  24. Re:learn your rights! on Gun Rights Hacktivists To Fab 3D-Printed Guns At State Capitol · · Score: 1
    Um..

    What does that have to do with Batman?

  25. Re:Follow the breadcrumbs on Finding Genghis Khan's Tomb From Space · · Score: 1
    But I didn't say consumer.......

    :(