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  1. Re:That would suck. on Using Fractal Interconnects To Improve Electronic Eyes · · Score: 1

    LSD messes with your mind, not with your vision.

    (Don't ask me how I know this.)

  2. That would suck. on Using Fractal Interconnects To Improve Electronic Eyes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine only being able to see fractals everywhere you look. I think I'd go crazy!

  3. "Btrfs" on Fedora 15 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    The last time I heard "Btrfs" was from right behind me, after eating too many beans.

  4. Re:Why 51? on Under Soviet Satellites, How Area 51 Hid (And Invented) Secret Craft · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was commissioned in 1951... or so *they* want you to think!

  5. Good! on Muon Suite To Be Kubuntu's Software Center · · Score: 1

    This is needed. The package management in Kubuntu has always been half-baked compared to its Gnome-based counterpart.

    Now if they could just make the other system utilities as robust as the ones in Ubuntu...

  6. Don't forget... on PLA Develops First Person Shooter With US Troops as Targets · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...we're also one of their largest investments.

  7. Wait, what? on Testing Geiger Counters · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vaseline is radioactive?! So you're saying I shouldn't be using it to, you know, wax my carrot?

  8. Re:But... why?! on Sony Music Greece Falls To Hackers · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't go so far as to use the comparison to in band signalling for this particular problem. After all, that comparison might be more fitting for the notoriously sloppy way modern PCs fail to distinguish between program storage and data storage.

  9. But... why?! on Sony Music Greece Falls To Hackers · · Score: 1

    The Application String Interface was a poor idea from the start. It's the 21st century, we shouldn't be building strings to do DB queries.

  10. Re:$50 billion for Facebook? on IBM Now Officially Worth More Than Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Oops! Yes, you're right -- $100 per user. That's 10x as absurd!

  11. $50 billion for Facebook? on IBM Now Officially Worth More Than Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Facebook claims they have 500 million users. That's $10 per user.

    If I paid you $10, would you sign up for my new social networking site? We could do away with Facebook.

  12. Smart idea on North Korean 3G Mobile Subscriptions Hit Half a Million · · Score: 1

    AT&T's warrantless wiretapping technology would be a perfect fit for the Dear Leader.

  13. What?! on North Korean 3G Mobile Subscriptions Hit Half a Million · · Score: 2

    North Korea is entering the information age? Perhaps the rapture really IS coming!

  14. Hey buddy! on New Malware Simulates Hard Drive Failure · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nice computer you got there. Would be a shame if anything were to happen to it. My buddy Vinny here, he sells "protection" against these kinds of problems. You pay every week, and there ain't gonna be no problems, capiche?

  15. Re:Heavy users? on Verizon Customers: Say So Long To Unlimited Data · · Score: 0

    Speaking of heavy users, if there was an unlimited alcohol plan at the grocery store, they'd probably want to charge extra for the guy I ran into the other day who was drinking a homemade cranberry juice and vodka cocktail out of a 2 liter bottle at 3pm.

  16. Re:11.04 is the Vista of Ubuntu on Preliminary Benchmarks: Unity vs. Gnome-Shell · · Score: 1

    You do realize it will be Gnome 3 though, right?

  17. Re:I feel like trolling... on Preliminary Benchmarks: Unity vs. Gnome-Shell · · Score: 1

    If you don't like Unity, don't use it; Gnome Shell 2 is still in Natty, and it works fine.

  18. Problem solved. on Ask Slashdot: DOSBox, or DOS Box? · · Score: 1

    If you really want the modem experience, just get a router that has throttling abilities.

    And I'll make the appropriate modem sound for you. "REEEEEErrrrrr kssshhhhhh KSSSSHHHHH!"

  19. Re:No substitute for real hardware on Ask Slashdot: DOSBox, or DOS Box? · · Score: 1

    I'd think the "soul" would be in the game content itself, not the grinding of a 40 MB hard drive struggling to load Commander Keen.

  20. Re:Don't tell the car companies on Fable III Dev: Used Game Sales More Costly Than Piracy · · Score: 1

    But how long of a useful life does software even have? Once I'm done with a copy of say, Microsoft Office, it's probably at least a couple versions out of date.

    With games I'm less likely to hold on to them, but it's still not going to be a new release by the time I've played it.

  21. Don't tell the car companies on Fable III Dev: Used Game Sales More Costly Than Piracy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ford, Toyota, etc. would LOVE it if the only option was to buy new.

  22. Re:Killer App? on 9 Features We May See In Ubuntu 11.10 · · Score: 2

    Unless it has something to give that isn't better-known on another platform, there's no incentive for users to switch.

    But that's just the thing; if it's on Ubuntu it's free/open software, and therefore will be on other distros if not other platforms, if not now then eventually. The very idea of a "killer app" for Ubuntu is in many ways contrary to the idea of free/open software because such software can always be modified, forked, and/or ported.

  23. If you don't believe him... on Jeff Bezos Calls Sales Tax Requirements On Amazon Unconstitutional · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just buy a copy of the US Constitution on your Kindle and read it for yourself.

  24. Another problem to solve on The Challenges of Tapping Blood Flow For Power · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as we're turning humans into batteries, we need to start pharmaceutical research on developing blue and red pills.

  25. I'd tell you, but... on Tunnel Boring Machine Completes Hole Under Niagara Falls · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's boring.