User: nih

on that note

On: T-Mobile Claims Trademark In the Color Magenta

i just got a trademark on the the colour blue, watch out IBM!

Re:Thank God

On: Blizzard Sues Creator of WoW Bot

well i guessed it, sometime last week.

wha?

On: Microsoft Hyper-V Leaves Linux Out In The Cold

By not supporting Red Hat, Fedora, CentOS, and BSD, Microsoft is telling us Hyper-V is a Microsoft only technology

hmmm i'm not quite sure, can someone point me to the inconsistency in this quote?

At last!

On: Norwegian Broadcaster Evaluates BitTorrent Distribution Costs

the definitive documentary about the Møøse!

oblig

On: Google's Addiction to Cheap Electricity

oh yea thats the good stuff!

oblig

On: SCO Goes Private With $100 Million Backing

i for one welcome our new SCO rescuing overlo...no, wait, ffs!

Re:So what?

On: Multifunction Printers — The Forgotten Security Risk?

At our institution, machines have unique names, unique passwords

yes i'm sure they do, now stop worrying and calm down, the doctor will be here any second

Re:The Layer Cake of Disappointment

On: McDonald's UK CEO Blames Video Games for Childhood Obesity

Enjoy eating through all four layers of that cake!

fs i was going to mod you insightful until then...there goes my diet!

Re:the missing links

On: Vista Shipped On 39% of PCs In 2007

4. Chairs spotted on Earth orbit.

are those celestial chairs?
if so then i welcome our celestial chair throwing overlord!

Re:The real world doesn't need religion...

On: Science Text Attempts to Reconcile Religion and Science

ah sorry, when i said the real world i didn't include life, which is too insignificant to matter.

The real world doesn't need religion...

On: Science Text Attempts to Reconcile Religion and Science

The real world doesn't need religion in order to function, never has, never will.

Any help appreciated

On: Government Makes NIH Research Open Access

well i do have a funding problem so dig deep!

Seriously

On: Bees Can Optimize Internet Bottlenecks

won't somebody think of the lavae!?

Re:missing matter != dark matter?

On: Computer Model Points To the Missing Matter

what, were they deaf?

A message to religious zealots

On: Voyager 2 Shows Solar System Is "Dented"

Voyager 2 is the second spacecraft to enter this region of the solar system, behind Voyager 1, which reached the northern region of the heliosheath in December 2004

see, even the solar system practices safe sex!

At last!

On: Duke Scientists Map 'Silenced Genes'

with a story like that dnf will rock when it ships!

Re:Pitchforks anyone?

On: Technology Leveling The Playing Field In Modern War

tomorrow it will be flying cars

so that's why i can't buy them!

Re:Just look at the building

On: MIT Sues Frank Gehry Over Buggy $300M CS Building

This building [case.edu] on campus at Case Western Reserve Univ. was also designed by Gehry.
It also has issues with snow/ice (its in Cleveland) building up on the odd angles then falling on people

any of that on YouTube?

Great

On: Bypass Windows With Fast-Boot Technology

So now when i press the windows key i end up in another part of the building?

you really wouldn't want to make him mad...

On: DIY CPU Demo'd Running Minix

you really wouldn't want to make him mad...
Bill Buz wha?

fs

Duh?

On: First Fossil Evidence That Velociraptors Hunted in Packs

seriously, i wish God would stop planting 'evidence' of dinosaurs, this is getting rather tiresome.

we have found a witch, may we burn her?

On: Caltech Creates Electronic Nose

this isn't my nose it's a false one!

Re:"Security Expert"

On: Evidence of Steganography in Real Criminal Cases

you insensitive clod!
my name is Steve!

now i'm confused :(

Re:but... but...

On: Evidence Found for Earliest Modern Humans

was revelation used to find this out?
if so then it must be true!

oblig

On: Profile of the Russian Business Network

in russia spam blocks you!