User: nih

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On: Japanese Stealth Fighter Announced as 'Return of the Zero'

BANZAI!

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On: The World's Languages Are Fast Becoming Extinct

If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!

Re:This Just In

On: The Gradual Public Awareness of the Might of Algorithms

Maths is a really really powerful tool.

there American, fixed it for you.

This is clearly in its early stages

On: Happiness Is A Warm Electrode

where is the version that turns you into a zombie?
and where do i sign up!

Re:shhhh.. i'm reading

On: Facebook Quietly Offers Storage to Developers

or the Sam Kinison text-to-speech-to-text plugin for firefox, this is what i got: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

mother what?

On: Trent Reznor Says "Steal My Music"

motherbuckers?

Re:Glad to see...

On: NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space

Glad to see that the human obsession with symbolic gestures isn't dead yet.

Re:The ONE good thing about VISTA:

On: PC Magazine Editor Throws in the Towel on Vista

hello, this author would also like to join the 'i like to talk about myself in the 3rd person', where do i sign up!

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On: Baiji River Dolphin May or May Not Be Extinct

I'm feeling better!

Still some problems to overcome

On: The Father of Molecular Gastronomy Whips Up a New Formula

Fire!

Cool!

On: Newfound Planet Has Earth-Like Orbit

so does that mean i can skip work on Monday?
woohoo!

5 billion years you say?

ffs :-(

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On: Blue Blu-ray

Hi-Def porn censorship ftw!

Re:That's no mainframe

On: The Mainframe Still Lives!

if you do, then kill yourself, no seriously, kill yourself

Re:Neutron emissions

On: Eta Carinae, Soon To Be a Local Supernova

It could potentially wipe out life on Earth, but its pointed in the wrong direction
great, looks like i have to go to work on Monday after all :(

groovy

On: A Look Beneath the 'Surface'

and can handle 52 simultaneous touches er so can i, no wait, this is slashdot, so no chance of that then:(
ffs

Re:The original hardware store experiment

On: MacGyver Physics

Do you have to have a soul to observe life or death? considering that the 'soul' doesn't exist, then no

Re:Ok that's it.

On: A Snapshot of the Universe 3 Trillion Years From Now

God put Duke Nukem Forever there to test our..no wait, ffs

Re:What about now?

On: A Snapshot of the Universe 3 Trillion Years From Now

God put the Cosmic Microwave Background there to test our faith!

Life sucks

On: A Detailed Profile of the Hadron Super Collider

when the universe starts again my life better not suck as bad as it has, or i want my money back!

neat!

On: LG.Philips Develops World's First Color E-Paper

It can be viewed from a full 180 degrees cool, so now i can read my paper 'edge on'

Re:That was us

On: Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old

Looks like the acid started to kick in on line two

Studio 64 VmWare app

On: Linux as A Musician's OS?

if you dont want to install linux, then try the programs via a VmWare image.

http://www.vmware.com/vmtn/appliances/directory/85 6

Re:I/O prioritisation

On: The Completely Fair Scheduler

pdflush(138): WRITE block 1161864 on dm4 cool, a task scheduler that plays quakeworld!

Hurrah!

On: Dell Offers Virtual Saplings For Earth Day

All we need now is a 'Seti@home' type 'growtrees@home' program
and the earth is saved!
yes, that will work.

Re:Java is not YET Free software

On: Ubuntu Feisty Fawn Released

thats a lot of beer, thought about going to AA?