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  1. Re:HUH?? on Unemployment Claims Crash State Web Sites · · Score: 1

    ...cutting their flour with cardboard

    I heard an NPR interview with someone who lived through the depression.
    She talked about the sickening sound of her father cracking open a cooked squirrel skull with a spoon (like a boiled egg) to eat the brains.

    Eating squirrel brains has been my marker for a real depression ever since.

  2. Re:Time to recycle a "meme". on A Peek At DHS's Files On You · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only when corroborated by a /. post.

  3. Re:IT would almost be funny... on State Secrets Defense Rejected In Wiretapping Case · · Score: 2, Insightful

    countries that have high standards of living, high literacy rates, free elections and judicial oversight of the government don't allow that

    And those are the democratic underpinnings that seem to be under attack.

    This article points out the struggle judicial oversight is having in the face of executive excesses. US election procedures are creaky, inconsistent, and prone to gaming. Literacy, particularly scientific literacy is often marginalized and disparaged here. I'm less worried about our falling standard of living as we are still pretty well off.

    If these trends continue too far then the government won't allow that shit, it will require it.

  4. Copyright Expired? on Image of Popeye Enters Public Domain In the EU · · Score: 1

    As Popeye said on the Island of Goons after disguising himself with a wig:
    "Hair today, goon tomorrow."

  5. Re:anybody else read it like me? on MPC Computers Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    ...allows users access to their own programs again?

    No, the MCP was then replaced with a BOFH who carried on in a similar fashion.

  6. Re:Calling Doctor Relevant on Bordeaux 1.6 For FreeBSD and PC-BSD Released · · Score: 1

    Calling Doctor Relevant

    He can't reply, /. apparently has a restraining order against him.

  7. Re:Two multiple hundreds of thousands of years eve on Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it should do it then, just for the humor value.

    God: "Pull my finger..."

  8. Re:Not just cost, but optics on Why LEDs Don't Beat CFLs Even Though They Should · · Score: 1

    ...imagine trying to light up a room using a laser

    I have seen this demonstrated in a planetarium.
    They were also playing Pink Floyd.

  9. Alan Cox is a Good Influence on Alan Cox Leaves Red Hat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What I have observed about Alan Cox in the lkml:
    1. Does not buy into hero worship of kernel developers no matter how senior.
    2. Does not get nasty when outsiders address him in the mailing list.
    3. Is a champion of 'perfect is the enemy of the good' principle.
    4. Does not froth at the mouth when someone mentions business reasons for needing a particular addition or change.

    There are many on that list with big names that stumble on one or more of the above.

  10. Re:Frist? on Hardware Is Cheap, Programmers Are Expensive · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Natalie Portman can't act for shit and she has the tits of an 11-year old girl

    Hmmm... sounds like most of the Dr. Who companions.

  11. Re:I agree. on Hardware Is Cheap, Programmers Are Expensive · · Score: 1

    ...replace 1% resistors with 2 or 5% "because they are cheaper"

    Did your boss implement a QA process to screen each resistor and discard any that exceed the 2 or 5 percent accuracy?
    You can't achieve the increased efficiency with out proper controls.

  12. Re:Looks like anchor drag to me. on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    I need my daily conspiracy fix, damn it!

    It was Gov Blagojevich sent by PE Obama to
    extort money from mid East governments to fund an invasion of Finland.
    "Nice cable you got here, how much is it worth to you?"

    Either that or Col Mustard in the library with the candle stick.

  13. Re:RTFA on Indian GPS Cartographers Charged As Terrorists · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it's been a van analogy

    Ranjan Foley: Living in a van, down by the Ganges.

  14. Corporate Grab on Start Saving To Buy Your Space Shuttle Now · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple should buy it and put it on display at 1 Infinite Loop.
    They could paint it many colors with a dancing silhouette on the side
    and giant ugly white ear buds around the cockpit.

  15. Re:Netware? on Novell Cancels BrainShare Conference · · Score: 1

    We still use an HP LC3 at work.
    After it crapped out we put it on it's side and set our Midway classics arcade game on top of it. It elevates the game to just the right height and is heavy enough to make a nice solid base.

  16. Re:Never underestimate the bandwidth.... on SoHo NAS With Good Network Throughput? · · Score: 1

    Nothing can beat them.

    Maybe a C-5 Galaxy full of hookers carrying hard drives.
    But that might be cost prohibitive for small office use.

  17. Re:We cannot tame the world nor should we on MySpace Verdict a Danger To Depressed Kids · · Score: 1

    ...extreme and unpleasant measures. [read: extermination]

    Davros: "I find your suggestion intriguing."

  18. Re:Your "American" car is full of Chinese stuff on Chinese Automaker Unveils First Electric Car · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was told wiring in the column. The dealer fixed it for free even though the warranty had expired. IIRC they referred to it as an 'after warranty adjustment'. (and I made a typo, it was a 1989 Grand Prix not 1986)

  19. Re:Your "American" car is full of Chinese stuff on Chinese Automaker Unveils First Electric Car · · Score: 5, Funny

    About the only thing that is truely american is the arrogance.

    Best in class baby! USA! USA!
    ...whoops, the steering wheel on my Pontiac caught on fire. [*]

    [*] BTW, this actually happened to me on a 5 year old
    1986 Pontiac Grand Prix while I was driving it.
    I now drive a Toyota.

  20. Re:Sarcasm is a Scourge on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 1

    Twice, even.

    Damn! Those dingo herders are on to something.
    In my defense, Nurse Ratchet has not been by with my daily meds yet.

  21. Re:Sarcasm is a Scourge on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet you're fun at parties.

    Ha! Dementia detected.

  22. Sarcasm is a Scourge on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 1

    I am tired of people trying to appear insightful by
    stating an obvious irony in a sneering and sometimes exaggerated way,
    but this research will be of immediate use to all of humanity.

    So I say God's speed to those brave Australian scientists and their noble cause.
    The world salutes you!

  23. Re:Thanks but no thanks on McCain Campaign Sells Info-Loaded Blackberry PDAs · · Score: 1

    That is impressive as the time is set automatically.
    McCain must have used his leet hacking skills to override that function and present a comfortingly familiar 12:00.

    [mission impossible theme music]
    *tappity tap tap* "I'm in..."

  24. Re:You kids and your newfangled slide rules on BD+ Successfully Resealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want my movies on a central server in my house for easy access.

    The studios made their views on this pretty clear when they sued a company that designed and installed such setups. They prefer you to pay once for a fragile disc and then pay again after your kids use it as a frisbee. The slog back and forth to a shelf of discs is just a daily affirmation of whose bitch you are.

  25. Re:Does not look promising on A Telescope In a Cubic Kilometer of Ice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dangerous things found in Antarctica:
    'The Thing' (Kurt Russel in a Cowboy hat!)
    The Borg from Star Trek
    Aliens v Predator
    Vicious Penguins