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  1. Re:MS = Prostitute ? on MS Rails On Open Source, Appeals To Gov't Greed · · Score: 1
    Software is like sex - it's better when it's free.

    Grrr... that is offensive to us buy-sexuals.

  2. Re:specialised military batteries on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 1

    GPS? NVG's? SINGARS?
    I was in a Lance Missile battalion in 1983.
    We aimed the missile with hand cranks :P
    (and we liked it!)

  3. Re:....Right.... on The Future of Cars According to Toyota · · Score: 1
    How are you gonna go to a rave and take 10 people with you in that thing?

    Simple. All 10 persons get one of these toy thingies, the leading thingy takes remote control of the rest. The trailing nine wave glow sticks out the window.

  4. Re:Just a list of names is all we need... on Anti-Spammers Infiltrate Private Online Spam Clubs · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've got a baseball bat and loads of free time.

    Make sure you leave the bat at the scene so it looks like a suicide.

  5. Re:15 Megawatts on How Many Google Machines, Really? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The servers could be powered by 15 Megahamsters on treadmills (@ 1 watt/hamster). But that would require sufficient management to motivate the hamsters with the threat of off-shoring their jobs.

  6. Re:Beyatches of the web on Infected PCs for Rent · · Score: 1

    "me so infected, me serve you long time..."

  7. Re:In the words of Pink Floyd on MPAA Funds School Programs In Copyright Dogma · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control"

    Yeah, I just downloaded that one. It's really cool.

  8. Good 1st step, but... on VIA Announces Lead-Free Motherboard · · Score: 1

    ...they should go all the way and make computers out of coconuts and palm fronds like Gilligan and the Professor. Now that would be green.

  9. Re:Usage problem with 1st Gen iPod on iPod Mini Design Flaw? · · Score: 1

    To summarize your post:

    ... months of pocket-related stress... in and out... had the pleasure... mess with the plug...

    As my momma used to say, STOP playing with that thing boy, or you'll break it!

  10. Re:They're coming for you! on States Link Databases to Find Tax Cheats · · Score: 1
    ...stash the weed in your underwear drawer.

    No room, that's where I keep my porn.

  11. Re: Stupid Question... on Moore's Law Limits Pushed Back Again · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or am I ... offtopic?

    Having read your post, I would say you probably are on topic, but I can't say for sure since my brain just exploded.

  12. Re:All new kid of trolling... on Dating Design Patterns · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... pick up women with your cock hanging out of your pants.
    Perhaps this book should have mentioned *that* code snippet.

    If you did this in reality, I think 'snippet' is what the women would do.

  13. Re:Tipping the odds in your favor... on A High-tech Wheel of Fortune · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... once you have a large enough amount of capital, any advantage over 50% is garaunteed to make you money.

    If you have that much capital, then to hell with the gambling. Go get some hookers!

  14. Re:Dog? on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we should call Pluto and Sedna 'Solar Chihauhaus' to distinguish them from respectable planets.

  15. Obvious Answer on Lifting The Lid On Computer Filth · · Score: 1

    ... the Toilet Seat Keyboard.
    Now that's ergonomics!

  16. Re:Umm... on Electric Shavers Rot Your Brain · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...low-frequency mahnetic fields.

    Governor Schwarzenegger, is that you?

  17. Re:Damn viruses on Spirit Rover Communications Error · · Score: 1
    Well, Beagle's failure probably did have something to do with slamming.

    Makes me think of the phrase 'pound sand' for some reason.

  18. Re:Prior art... on TiVo sues EchoStar for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1
    ....step to the right, dammmit!

    Calm down, you're starting to sound like an over-caffeinated Republican...

    /me adjusts his wig and tightens his bustier

    That's better.

  19. Prior art... on TiVo sues EchoStar for Patent Infringement · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... by Dr. Frankenfurter:
    "It's just a step to the left..."

    Let's do the time warp again!

  20. Re:bad for schools on Windows 98 Phased Out · · Score: 1
    I work in a k12 environment, and this is going to be bad for us. We use win98 because its NOT a multi user operating system.

    Try an Etch-a-Sketch.
    Perfect for kids, PHBs, and no login required.

  21. Re:Duh... on OnStar Considered Harmful · · Score: 1
    "Everyone on Slashdot gets laid."

    ...or, more likely, goes to jail.

  22. Re:If I'm Not Mistaken on Money Problems May Derail First U.S. MagLev Train · · Score: 2, Funny
    Tiny Japanese people...

    I don't know. Those Sumo wreslters look like they could hide a MagLev train in their ass.

    And believe me, it's entirely fair to generalize about an entire population based on its wrestlers.
    Just look at the US and the WWF.

  23. Names make a difference! on Linux 2.6.0-test11 Kernel Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some may scoff at changing a release name to suit customers and corporate supporters, but it is a simple and useful thing to do.

    I suggest the next release should go a step further. Something smooth, something that rolls off of the tongue, something like "Clean Shaven Beaver"

  24. Free Bird on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 1
    How do you organize your gear?

    In boxers, but it still hangs a little to the left.

  25. Carpet Stains on Wardriver Charged with Theft of Communications · · Score: 1

    What a freak! I'm sure this character kept stains on the carpet of his vehicle to count coup Lewinski style. Piling on the charges (theft of comm) to nail this fool isn't itself a bad thing but it is annoying to have another tenuous connection paraded in the press between tech and child porn.