...if I ate beans for lunch, my fart will warm the atmosphere by.000000001 degree?
Large scale farting (involving sheep) is required for real change: http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/947129/posts
I heard that President Bush is planning a preemptive strike on New Zealand because of their weapons of mass flatulence (WMF). A division of scotsmen will be air dropped in to plug the holes.
HARVESTED FROM CRIMINAL P2P USERS after the death penalty...
You have it wrong. The organs are harvested first, without judicial intervention, based solely on recomendations by the RIAA's supercomputers. If the accused is later found to be innocent, the organs can be reclaimed by the family of the 'donor', at their own expense.
Contratulations Alan, you have been awarded Texas Trailer Trash status. Stop by the office to pick up your card and complimentary 40oz bottle of Budweiser.
I happen to have the scoop now, for those who can't wait:
Red Hat has been taken over by aliens from Perseus Omicron 8. Future releases will be forcefully installed by tentacled monsters on all machines in existence to enslave the pathetic humans...
and they will drop RPM in favor of apt-get.
Remember, you heard it first on/. and that is a pretty good source.
Slashdot Mirror
...and combine both distributions into one called OS/2!
Damn it, you're right! Watching Predator must have caused me irepairable dain bramage. Alien vs Predator should give me full blown Alzeimers.
Considering what a piece of crap this movie will be, I doubt it.
To quote Ventura in Predator: "I've got no time for pain!"
But, of course, later in the movie he does find time to die.
...XBill!
o bia?
Monopolophobia?
Insecuriphobia?
Bluescreenaph
DelusionalBillionairephobia?
...is that the decision making process for these awards includes a swimsuit competition.
Which still doesn't help me. Blech.
Is that like Pocket Pool?
You don't need a ROM for that.
COOTYS RAT SEMEN... err, no. Make that:
TOO MANY SECRETS!
The obvious choice to promote this standard, bongo boy himself:
Matthew McConaughey!
Large scale farting (involving sheep) is required for real change:
http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/947129/posts
I heard that President Bush is planning a preemptive strike on New Zealand because of their weapons of mass flatulence (WMF). A division of scotsmen will be air dropped in to plug the holes.
I prefer a mechanical pencil.
Pens stain my pocket protector.
You are clearly a very proud person.
As for me, get it down to $5 US, and I'm your slutty media whore.
Are you insinuating that Darl has a dinky winky?
A tiny weenie?
A miniscule member?
"Our power grid was just fine until it was shut off by dickless here."-Ray
"Is this true?"-Mayor
"Yes. This man has no dick."-Bill Murray
Agreed. There are those who think Microsoft sucks, and those who think Microsoft blows.
The way he looked in Bowling for Columbine, I wonder if he will discover the same in real life. Kind of a Reaganesque way to go.
The only way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
Or tissues from a pron session. This should be a no brainer for Slashbots.
or the anagram: Elk Dung Unix
and I say 'tater!
You slipped another SCO story passed peoples filters by using the Unix icon. Cheeky monkeys.
You have it wrong. The organs are harvested first, without judicial intervention, based solely on recomendations by the RIAA's supercomputers. If the accused is later found to be innocent, the organs can be reclaimed by the family of the 'donor', at their own expense.
Contratulations Alan, you have been awarded Texas Trailer Trash status. Stop by the office to pick up your card and complimentary 40oz bottle of Budweiser.
I happen to have the scoop now, for those who can't wait:
Red Hat has been taken over by aliens from Perseus Omicron 8. Future releases will be forcefully installed by tentacled monsters on all machines in existence to enslave the pathetic humans...
and they will drop RPM in favor of apt-get.
Remember, you heard it first on /. and that is a pretty good source.
No place for that on Slashdot.
BTW, did you know that Daryl McBride is, in fact, the goatse.cx man?
(you just need to view him from the 'right' angle)
Damn, your right! What is that V doing next to the B anyways?
I also realized I missed 3 members of SCO's board, so:
*BANG*, Killing Spree!
*BANG*, Rampage!
*BANG*, Dominating!
I picture an IBM lawyer taking out the SCO board:
*BANG*, Head Shot!
*BANG*, Double Kill!
*BANG*, Multi Kill!
*BANG*, Ultra Kill!
*BANG*, Monster Kill!