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Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet?

Dr. Zowie writes "NASA's announcement last week of Sedna's discovery reignited the debate over whether Pluto is a planet. Dr. Alan Stern a noted planetary scientist and leader of the New Horizons mission to Pluto, pours on some gasoline with this article in which he skewers the various arguments against Pluto-as-planet. Choice quotes include 'You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,' and 'if your brain was so completely full of names of people that it just couldn't take any more, would anyone new who you met after that, therefore not be a person?'"

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  1. I love this stuff by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although you have to admit that we NEED a planet named after the god of the dead. Perhaps we can put some trash out there and christen it.

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    1. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well Pluto's moon is called Charon. The ferryman of the dead. Is that good enough for you.

    2. Re:I love this stuff by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This dispute is like the stupid 'is a tomato a vegetable' dispute.

      According to plenty of legal definitions tomatos are in fact vegetables and not fruit. The tomato=fruit idea was introduced long after the classification as a vegetable as well established.

      The reason for the reclassification of tomatos by the biologists was that they started to buy into the evolutionary classification schemes. So the taxonomy was redefined to fit the new theory.

      Same thing happened with the Dinosaur formerly known as Brontosaurous. A bunch of jumped up greybeards with nothing to do decided that Brontosaurous and Apatasaurous were the same beast and that their idiotic rules were more important than common sense.

      In this case there does not seem to be any particularly important theoretical issues. A planet and a planetoid behave in exactly the same way. The distinction between the two will inevitably be arbitrary at some point. Its like getting hung up on the definition of continent. Exactly why is Europe a continent but India is merely a 'sub continent' despite being much larger and a much more distinct geographical area? There is no real justification, except that Europe has to be a continent by the original definition, The fact that it is contiguous with Asia is conveniently ignored. India would have been considered a continent if they had not already reached the magic number of seven.

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    3. Re:I love this stuff by gid13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Without wanting to wade into the tomato dispute itself, I'd like to state that evolutionary classification schemes are vastly more important than "common sense" to many.

      What is common sense anyway? Something that most people believe? What the hell good is THAT?

      At the very least, tradition is NOT a good reason to believe something when presented with conflicting evidence.

      Funny, I didn't care about the tomato thing at all until you brought it up.

    4. Re:I love this stuff by eofpi · · Score: 0

      I'll bite.

      The point of all this is to get rid of as much arbitrarity as possible, so that the next time something big gets discovered we can look at whatever the rule winds up being and quickly see what to call it.

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    5. Re:I love this stuff by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "The tomato=fruit idea was introduced long after the classification as a vegetable as well established.

      The reason for the reclassification of tomatos by the biologists was that they started to buy into the evolutionary classification schemes. So the taxonomy was redefined to fit the new theory."


      What the FUCK have you been smoking in your pipe?

      Fruit (froot) [n]--the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

      What's the seed-bearing part of an apple tree? An apple. The seed-bearing part of an orange tree? An orange. And what part of a freakin' tomato plant holds the seeds?

      A carrot is a vegetable. Celery is a vegetable. Lettuce is a vegetable. Potatoes... who the fuck cares about a potato is. But just because people are more likely to slice it up and put it in sandwiches or salads than eat it whole doesn't make a tomato a vegetable. Heck, some salads include slices of apples; does that make an apple a vegetable?

      And the sad thing is I bet you're a biology major as well.

    6. Re:I love this stuff by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 4, Informative

      I cite Cecil Adams of The Straight Dope, font of all knowledge, to say with authority:

      The tomato is botanically a fruit.

      Brontosaurus never existed.

      And you can blame the Greeks for the continent thing.

      That Cecil! Is there anything he doesn't know?

      -Carolyn

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    7. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brontosaurus never existed. :-o Does that mean the diplodocus is a myth as well? :( it was my favorite dinosaur.

      I am going to curl up into my bed and cry.

    8. Re:I love this stuff by MikeXpop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Potato is a nightshade IIRC. As is the tobbacco plant.

      As for the tomato == vegetable idea, if you don't know this, it may interest you. The supreme court of the united states declared the tomato a vegetable sometime in teh 1830s. At that time vegetables were taxed and fruits were not. A fruit importer was shipping tomatoes tax free, and he got in trouble for it. After that decision, tomatoes had all the legal attributes that vegetables did.

      The guy's name was John Nix if you want to google up some more information.

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    9. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're all wrong. A tomato is BOTH a fruit AND a vegetable. Who ever said they are mutually exclusive?

      Main Entry: vegetable
      1 : PLANT 1b
      2 : a usually herbaceous plant (as the cabbage, bean, or potato) grown for an edible part that is usually eaten as part of a meal; also : such edible part

      Main Entry: fruit
      Function: noun
      1 a : a product of plant growth (as grain, vegetables, or cotton) b (1) : the usually edible reproductive body of a seed plant; especially : one having a sweet pulp associated with the seed (2) : a succulent plant part (as the petioles of a rhubarb plant) used chiefly in a dessert or sweet course c : a dish, quantity, or diet of fruits d : a product of fertilization in a plant with its modified envelopes or appendages; specifically : the ripened ovary of a seed plant and its contents

    10. Re:I love this stuff by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      I just did a google myself and found out John Nix is also some NFL guy. You should try and add "tomato" to the search. Or you could just Click here.

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    11. Re:I love this stuff by TSNV · · Score: 0

      Parent is not Interesting, it's Troll. Mods, I redirect his question: What the FUCK have you been smoking in your pipe? I'd go AC, but it's not like I have any karma to lose. I just come for the fish and chips. Ta.

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    12. Re:I love this stuff by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Potatoes are vegetables. Specifically, they are tubers, parts of the root system that enlarge and store energy. They are also in the same family as peppers, eggplants, and tomatoes, all of which actually are fruits.

      However, peppers, eggplants, and tomatoes are also all vegetables. The two are not exclusive, as fruit is a technical term with a specific definition. A vegetable is any plant grown to be eaten, or the part of the plant that is eaten. Fruits are vegetables. So are nuts and grains.

      Everyone knows that a tomato is a fruit. Most wrongly assume that means it isn't also a vegetable. The lesson here is, check your facts before you go spouting off in a supercilious manner.

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    13. Re:I love this stuff by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What the FUCK have you been smoking in your pipe?
      Fruit (froot) [n]--the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

      Try reading a dictionary that was written in 1800 or earlier. And try looking up the definition of tomato rather than the definition of fruit. You are reading a definition that is the result of the taxonomists having won and in the process completely missing the fact that there was ever a legitimate dispute. The farmers classified the tomato as a vegetable because it has a thin skin and is perishable. That is why the supreme court rulled the way it did, the tax law in question was written when the previous description was in force.

      The OED definitions of 'vegetable' go from the incredibly broad (any plant) to the more specific (any plant that is eaten for food). Curiously I did not actually find the scientific definition cited in my copy (2nd ed). But that might be because the entry is two pages long and I overlooked.

      The point I was making is that the whole idea of rigid taxonomy is a Victorian invention. The idea of fixed immutable categories that are determined by rigid application of science is very much a late 19th century view.

      That is the point at which the Oxford English Dictionary, the Encyclopaedia Britanica, Principia Mathematica are all being written. Then by 1930 it has all slammed to an abrupt halt as relativity, Goedel's incompleteness theorem and quantum mechanics have all become mainstream. Suddenly the logical positivist view of the universe is no longer universal.

      There is some logic to a taxonomy of fruits and veg based on genetics, there is equal logic to a taxonomy based on how well it keeps. The farmers lost out to the scientists here because the scientists got to write the taxonomy.

      When it comes to the definition of 'planet' there is no real scientific basis for the taxonomy. Planets have simply been defined to be obejects orbiting a star that are not orbiting anything else (another planet) and are large enough to form a sphere under their own gravity. This gets subjective when the term 'sphere' is debated. Clearly the earth and the other planets are only roughly spherical, how much tolerance is there?

      It is a silly dispute as are most taxonomic disputes, Pluto and Seldane are planets if people chose to call them such. Witgenstein was right.

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    14. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto on that.
      Take a look at blueberry with a magnifying glass and then turn the glass around and look at your Tomato. Tomato is a Berry, thereby a fruit.

    15. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Cecil! Is there anything he doesn't know?

      Actually he does not know my middle name. Gross incompetence? I think so.

    16. Re:I love this stuff by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I cite Cecil Adams of The Straight Dope, font of all knowledge, to say with authority:

      The guy seems to have a very absolutist view of the world.

      The point I am making here is that there is a very big difference between saying 'according to the current scientific consensus it makes sense to call a tomato a fruit, rename Brontosuarus Apatosaurus and demote Pluto from Cabinet rank" and saying "the tomato is a fruit, there never was a Brontosaurus and Pluto is not a planet".

      The point is that there are some subjects where you can have right and wrong, 'the earth is flat' being one of them. But when it comes down to definitions there may not be an ultimate 'truth'.

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    17. Re:I love this stuff by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Brontosaurous and Apatasaurous(sic) are the same creature. At the time these names began to be first used, their was a competition in paleontology(sic) between two american scientists over who could find more species of dinosaurs. They worked for competing interests (namely museums) and each went about scouring the world for new species and attaching their names to them in order to rack up a larger number and hence a bigger reputation. I forget the whole story (Nova did a show on it, so did the history channel) but when all was said and done, it was realized that they had independently found specimens of the several of the same species and had given them different names. The classic example is the brontosaurus and apatasaurous(sic). They had both given them their own names in order to get a higher count and neither had bothered to check to see if the other had already found such a specimen. So since the apatasaurus(sic) was discovered first, the species kept that name and they dropped brontosaurous. If anyone was idiotic it was the two ppl who orginally competed over the names and, if anything, common sense dictates that continuing to call the same species two different names is the greater stupidity.

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    18. Re:I love this stuff by catbutt · · Score: 3, Informative

      But we are talking about what you mean when you say a word. The only evidence that matters is usage. If you say "fruits" when actually what you are talking about is tomatoes and cucumers and squash and pumpkins, people are going to be misled.

      In real world usage, having high levels of sugar is a requirement for fruit, being from an herbacious plant is a requirement for vegetables. Tomatoes don't have as much sugar as most things considered fruit, and they certainly are from herbacious plants.

    19. Re:I love this stuff by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      I think he was talking about their biological classification dude, and not their use in the english language. In other words, kingdom, genus, species, etc. The two groups in biology are exclusive.

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    20. Re:I love this stuff by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      The Brontosaur was a bit different. It was never real. The single and only specimen turned out to be a mix of bones from two other species, mostly from the Apatasaur.

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    21. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Exactly why is Europe a continent but India is merely a 'sub continent' despite being much larger and a much more distinct geographical area?

      Your comment brought back distant memories of my first world geography classes in elementary school. By the way, this was in Mexico. I remember my parents were surprised when I told them that according to my teacher and textbook, a continent was a single, solid land mass. So by this definition the idea of 7 continents or of Europe or North/South America each being on its own was nonsense. The short list we got was:

      1. America
      2. The Euroasianafrican continent (remember, one solid land mass, you can walk from Lisbon to Nairobi to Moscow to Beijing...)
      3. Oceania (mostly Australia, but counting the surrounding islands)
      4. Antarctica

      This has always made sense to me, even if the whole world seems to think Europe is its own continent. Then again, lots of people hold on to the outlandish notion that America is a country when in fact it's a whole continent. Remember, it's the United States OF America. To think the two are the same is as silly as saying that France and Europe are the same.

    22. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then by 1930 it has all slammed to an abrupt halt as relativity, Goedel's incompleteness theorem and quantum mechanics have all become mainstream. Suddenly the logical positivist view of the universe is no longer universal.
      I call Modern physics abuse syndrome
    23. Re:I love this stuff by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes and then the Victorians invented the time machine and went back and told Aristotle about it, causing him to write Categories.

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    24. Re:I love this stuff by bukharin · · Score: 1

      According to plenty of legal definitions tomatos are in fact vegetables and not fruit...

      The reason for the reclassification of tomatos by the biologists was that they started to buy into the evolutionary classification schemes. So the taxonomy was redefined to fit the new theory.


      So let me get this straight - what you're saying is that legal classifications (based on older scientific understanding) are more valid than (newer) scientific ones? Why?

      What if the Law told you that the Earth was flat? Or that the world was created a few thousand years ago, in seven days?

    25. Re:I love this stuff by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Then again, lots of people hold on to the outlandish notion that America is a country when in fact it's a whole continent. Remember, it's the United States OF America. To think the two are the same is as silly as saying that France and Europe are the same.

      See, here's the thing: Believe it or not, words can, and in fact often do, have multiple meanings.

      To say that someone who uses "America" to refer to the USA is being "silly", or that he is saying that the USA and North/South America are "the same thing" is, well, silly.

    26. Re:I love this stuff by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pluto is the roman god of the dead and closely resembles the greek god Hades. Personally, I say we anme the three: quinor, sedna, and pluto collectively Cerberus.

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    27. Re:I love this stuff by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The guy seems to have a very absolutist view of the world.

      It's part of the schtick. I'm not even sure Cecil Adams is a real person.

      The point is that there are some subjects where you can have right and wrong, 'the earth is flat' being one of them. But when it comes down to definitions there may not be an ultimate 'truth'.

      Well, in the case of the tomato, it's a matter of which side you're coming at it from. To a botanist, a tomato is a fruit. To a chef, it's a vegetable.

      I really don't think there was ever a brontosaurus. I mean, they put the wrong head on the skeleton. That's not really a matter of opinion.

      Pluto I would call a minor planet. Sedna I might call a minor planet. But you're right, the line isn't bright.

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    28. Re:I love this stuff by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the notion of fruit and vegetable are nothing more than poorly imposed taxonomies from an antiquated era.

      Why can't a Tomato be both a fruit and a vegetable?

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    29. Re:I love this stuff by Reivec · · Score: 1

      You people do realize that the topic at hand is planets right? ;)

    30. Re:I love this stuff by GarfBond · · Score: 1

      Bzzzzt. Try again!

      The brontosaurus vs. apatosaurus debate has been solved, and only remains in the public because it's been in the public for a long time. Basically, the person who named the brontosaurus didn't realize that he was basically looking at the same thing as apatosaurus.

      Look here and enlighten yourself: http://www.miketaylor.org.uk/dino/faq/s-class/bron to/

    31. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it's first name Ariel?

    32. Re:I love this stuff by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's rename a few planets then. Current Venus will be renamed Pluto because Pluto controlled the underworld, which is hot and full of death, anybody visiting Venus would be dead, and hot at the same time. Venus is a hell hole, so "Pluto" is appropriate. Next up is Venus, goddess of beauty. Mars is the only red planet we have, and it's nicknamed "the red planet", red is the symbol for passion, beauty leads to passion, Mars is 1/4 the size of Earth so it cannot be the god of war, we'll rename Mars to Venus. Next is Mars. God of war. What better place than the planet that was created through war: Earth. We rename our current planet Mars, and everyone is happy. Even Jupiter.

    33. Re:I love this stuff by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      Pluto was the Roman God of the Under World and the god of the dead. He was the counter-part of Greek Hades, who fulfilled the same position, in addition to being god of minerals.

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    34. Re:I love this stuff by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quote but I forget from where, sorry for no credit.

      It is science that tells us that the tomato is a fruit. It is wisdom that keeps us from adding it to a fruit salad.

    35. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody's suggesting they be called two different names. He's suggesting that Brontosaurus is the more popular name. EVERYONE on the planet has heard of the Brotosaurus. And unless you borught it up in thios thread, I wouldn't have known there was even a dinosaur called "Apatosaurus". Apatosaurus doesn't even roll off the toungue nicely. Brotosaurus does.

      Just because some guy discovered it first, doesn't mean we should go with that name if everyone goes by the other name.

      It's just like the idiots at the FDA who now are forcing makers of prunes to switch over to calling them "Dried Plums", because prunes have a bad reputation. Prunes have a bad reputation because they're gross, not cause they're called prunes. I like the name prune, I'm sure everyone else likes the name prune, and calling them dried plums doesn't have the same ring to it. Should we start calling raisins "Dried Grapes" instead as well?

    36. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if America is the continent, then does that mean I am not an American, but rather a United States of American? Or does it mean all the Mexicans and Canadians have it all wrong, and they're really Americans too?

    37. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people consider fruit and vegetable to be opposites, like peanut butter and jelly. Vegetables are things kids don't like to eat. Vegetables taste bland. They aren't particularly sweet or sour. Fruit is usually sweet or sour.

      Seems silly to me to call it a fruit, when it is so much more like a vegetable in appearance, texture, and taste.

    38. Re:I love this stuff by Mitijea · · Score: 1

      Actually we say American because it is too ackward to say anything else. How easily does United Statesian roll off the tongue, or USAian. Really, there isn't much choice.

    39. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the Supreme Court says it's so, then it's so? Who the fuck cares what the Supreme Court says? A tomato is a fruit. THE END.

    40. Re:I love this stuff by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is common sense anyway? Something that most people believe?

      Common Sense is that thing that is distinctly lacking in today's society, the thing that makes people like me able to drive a car and remember to leave my hands on the wheel instead of taking them off because the manual doesn't explicitly state that they should both be used at once.
      Its that thing that means I don't go throwing hot coffee over myself, no matter HOW hot it might not be. The same way that I don't run my fingers down knife blades to see how sharp they are, or jam my fingers in power points to see if they are live.
      Common Sense is what stops me from needing instructions like "do not iron clothes while on body" or any of those other messed up warning labels that appear on products and foods "Open mouth, insert muffin, eat" is one of them.

      Common Sense is what disappears first when a society turns into a legal battlefield, and the most important thing in any child's upbringing.

      You ask what Common Sense is, I tell you to use your own to find the answer. Should you have none, go find someone with two arms, two legs, no visible scars, someone that hasn't been to the emergency room for 5 years or the lawyer's office for 10 and ask them why they are so much more than you are. They will tell you, and they will probably save your life by it.

      This was not a flame, this is a soapbox post to all those people who want to sue over stuff that wouldn't have happened if they used a little brain in their day to day lives.

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    41. Re:I love this stuff by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1
      A carrot is a vegetable.

      Actually it isn't in the EU where it is legally classified as a fruit because it is traditionally used as a content in jam in, I believe Portugal. Since the rule is that you can only put fruit into jam some bright spark on the committee decided it was easier to classify carrots as a fruit rather than to add an exception for carrots!

      It's stuff like this that makes me think in the distant future Douglas Adams (author of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) will be regarded as a prophet rather than a very funny author...

    42. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we say American because it is too ackward to say anything else.

      Yank.

    43. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok who is going to rate all these tomato posts off-topic!

    44. Re:I love this stuff by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soooo, would a big enough tomato be a planet?

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    45. Re:I love this stuff by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, I care a *lot* more about what the Supreme Court says on the matter than I do about what an AC tells me (without any evidence, mind you). That said, I also care a great deal more about what a biologist says on the matter than what the Supreme Court says.

      Disclaimer: I don't really care whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. I'm much more interested in how much they cost and where I can find the best ones.

    46. Re:I love this stuff by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I believe that tomatoes and chillies are also members of the nightshade family.

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    47. Re:I love this stuff by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Or, even better, Seppo.

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    48. Re:I love this stuff by Idealius · · Score: 1

      lmfao. sry, I know you couldn't resist..

    49. Re:I love this stuff by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I think he was talking about their biological classification dude, and not their use in the english language. In other words, kingdom, genus, species, etc. The two groups in biology are exclusive.

      My point was that the biological classification is valid, but that does not make any other classification invalid. The fundamental error here is the idea that there is only one true taxonomy and that science is in the business of discovering it. Both ideas are broken but even so there are plenty of folk who try to insist they are true - as this thread shows.

      The point is not whether the tomato is or is not a fruit. The point is that the issue is not so simple that it is beyond dispute or that someone is somehow wrong for using a perfectly good classification that has worked for several centuries. So people can lay off calling people idiots because they disagree with you, if you really understand the question you know that there is no single right answer.

      Stephen Jay Gould wrote an essay on the Brontesaurus issue and he found the reasons for the name change unconvincing, that is why he called one of his books 'bully for brontesaurus'. The point is that the fact that the animal had been known by one name for close to a century did not stop a desicated committee from deciding it knew better.

      And thats why the argument over whether pluto is or is not a planet is irrelevant. There is no king so mighty that their decision alone is truth. Like the 'continent' of Europe the fact Pluto is a planet is so well entrenched in our shared culture that it is futile to try to reclasify it. If you think about it, the difference between the inner planets such as earth and mars and the gas giants Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune is much, much bigger than the difference between Mercury and Pluto.

      Whether you call the thing a planet or a rock you will not learn anything about it as a result. This is not science, it it stamp collecting

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    50. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SCOTUS has just redefined both Pluto and Sedna as tomatoes. No words on Quaoar yet, but tuberhood seems likely.

    51. Re:I love this stuff by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      I felt a disturbance in the Force. Like millions of voices had shouted in terror and been suddenly covered in tomato sauce...

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    52. Re:I love this stuff by astroboscope · · Score: 1
      Try reading a dictionary that was written in 1800 or earlier.

      Why? The original point of the article was, that based on new data, maybe it's time to refine the definition of planet.

      You are reading a definition that is the result of the taxonomists having won

      ???? What is defining but taxonomy?

      The farmers classified the tomato as a vegetable because it has a thin skin and is perishable.

      Bull. The nonbotanical, i.e. gastronomical, definition of fruit is a plant part that would be used by most people in a dessert. Tomatoes aren't much more thin skinned or perishable than other berries, while some gastronomical vegetables like squashes are thick skinned and durable.

      There is some logic to a taxonomy of fruits and veg based on genetics,

      I think you mean function, not genetics.

      there is equal logic to a taxonomy based on how well it keeps.

      Wrong, as pointed out above.

      The farmers lost out to the scientists here because the scientists got to write the taxonomy.

      That sentence is meaningless. Why did the scientists get to write the taxonomy?

      It is a silly dispute as are most taxonomic disputes, Pluto and Seldane are planets if people chose to call them such.

      No, IIRC Seldane is an anti-dandruff shampoo.

      Witgenstein was right.

      Ah, Wittgenstein, favorite philosopher of trolls. Think you can't lose an argument if you redefine "lose"? The incompleteness theorem only lets you do that some of the time. It does not guarantee the existence of a solution that agrees with you.

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    53. Re:I love this stuff by CycoChuck · · Score: 1

      If we're going to rename planets, why not do it the easy way. Name them Sol (after the sun) and the number they are from the sun. That'll make us Sol III and Mars Sol IV. Doing it that way might also make it easier to remember how many planets there are since some people don't seem to be taught it in school anymore.

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    54. Re:I love this stuff by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      With all due respect, I care a *lot* more about what the Supreme Court says on the matter

      If you read the case summary (linked in a previous post) you find how a judge looked at some dictionaries and asked some fruit and vegetable vendors for their opinions. He did not ask any scientists. I think if a modern judge were to hear this case he'd give rather more weight to scientists specialising in thse plants. After all, we all know that judges can make some pretty dumb determinations when it comes to science or technlogy.

    55. Re:I love this stuff by ms1234 · · Score: 1

      What was wrong with naming it Rupert?

    56. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fruit (froot) [n]--the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant."

      Well according to the definition you provided, what should we consider String Beans, Peas, Cucumbers, Bell Peppers, etc. They are all the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant but I'm sure most people would agree that they are classified as vegetables.

      The original poster had a good point and the definition you provided only helps show how revisionism in Biology and other sciences can confuse the issue more than clarifying it.

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    57. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL
      you're my hero

    58. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are reading a definition that is the result of the taxonomists having won

      ???? What is defining but taxonomy?


      Dunno about the OP, but ISTM that defining is taxonomy in reverse, so to speak. Taxonomy is "this thing will have this word" whereas defining is "this word means this thing." (of course I'm not 100% clear on the exact definition of taxonomy :)

      But in this context, taxonomy is defining, but defining (as in a dictionary) is merely reporting. One drives the standard, the other follows it.

      there is equal logic to a taxonomy based on how well it keeps.

      Wrong, as pointed out above.


      You didn't point out that this was wrong, merely that it was irrelevant. The non-existance of such a taxonomy does not render it illogical, if anything it makes it impossible to prove that there is not equal logic to it.

      The farmers lost out to the scientists here because the scientists got to write the taxonomy.

      That sentence is meaningless. Why did the scientists get to write the taxonomy?


      Because the farmers were busy growing food for the scientists to eat and generally being poor instead of contemplating a tomato's navel. Ok, the scientists got to name them because they actually sat down and tried, whereas the farmer was too busy growing it to particularly care.

      It is a silly dispute as are most taxonomic disputes, Pluto and Seldane are planets if people chose to call them such.

      No, IIRC Seldane is an anti-dandruff shampoo.


      And you think they manufacture that stuff on this planet? They bottle it up and ship it through a wormhole from a planet covered in primordial goo.

    59. Re:I love this stuff by TuataraShoes · · Score: 1

      Slashdot folk ought to understand easily. Fruit and Vegetable are not mutually exclusive terms. Fruit is a scientific term (also used at breakfast). It has seeds, etc. Tomato, cucumber, zuccini, pumpkin are fruits.

      Vegetable is a term relating to how we prepare food. (Vegetation has a much broader meaning.) Some, fruits, roots, and leaves are called vegetables in the kitchen.

      Actually, the distinction of the two main types of plants comes from Genesis in the Bible.
      1 - Herbs (that cast their seed)
      2 - Trees (that drop fruit with seed in the fruit)

      Go on, mod me down, I mentioned the Bible

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    60. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hades is the place where the dead goes. Not a god.

    61. Re:I love this stuff by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      ???? What is defining but taxonomy?

      Plenty. There are lots of subjects that do not fit into nice neat, hierarchical and mutualy exclusive categories. This was one of Stephen Jay Gould's frequent points, the tree of life metaphor is a deeply flawed one. It does not even work for genealogy (hint, we each have two parents).

      That sentence is meaningless. Why did the scientists get to write the taxonomy?

      The sentence has a very clear semantics, go read it. That fact you disagree or can't compute does not make it meaningless. The function of science is to build models of the world through empirical processes. Taxonomy is only a science when there is a theory behind the choices. The periodic table is an example of a scientific taxonomy. The organization can be science, but the choice of names is not.

      Take a look at attempts to impose a taxonomy on data that does not fit. Yahoo is a great example, they started out with a single axis, then it became two, three and finaly they just gave up. The web does not package itself up into neat little folders.

      No, IIRC Seldane is an anti-dandruff shampoo.

      You missed the sarcasm, it really makes no difference what you call the planet, planetoid, Sedna, Seldane, we are not discussing a question of importance or even a question of science.

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    62. Re:I love this stuff by hattig · · Score: 1

      Great, a thread about planets and space, and a large portion of the discussion is taken up by talking about frickin' plants.

      Anyway, there should be two definitions of fruit - the scientific term, which you supplied and which is correct, and the term that the average person uses.

      Oddly enough, in the layman's definition of fruit, a fruit is not a vegetable. This is because shops are "Fruit and Veg" sections, which hints that the two things are separate beings, and not that fruit is a subset of vegetable. Fruit is a sweeter tasting thing that also has seeds. I.e., for the average person, the most important fact about fruit is that it is sweet. They also happen to have seeds. Vegetables aren't sweet, and you generally cook them. Salad isn't sweet and you don't cook them. Some things are transgender (e.g., red peppers are salad and vegetable although scientifically they are a fruit).

      As with planets, the cold harsh logical view is the one that should be used for scientific classification. I.e., all self-rounded by their own gravity bodies in space are planets, and the Solar System currently has at least 40 of these. Moons are also planets, like Fruit are also vegetables (as long as they meet the "self gravity" definition of course. So Sedna, Quaoar, Ceres, Io and Charon are also planets.

      So within 20 years textbooks will either be written by those ruled by emotion ... "THERE ARE NINE PLANETS I TELL YOU" which will be sold in Kansas, and the rest by cold harsh logic "There are 50 planets in the solar system that have been discovered to date. The term 'planet' is ..."

    63. Re:I love this stuff by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      We are already Sol III... It's just not a term in common usage (there was a fashion for it when I was at college, but I don't hear it a lot these days). Names are easier though.

      They could have come up with something better than 'earth' though... So dull.

      I liked Flintlewoodlewix.

    64. Re:I love this stuff by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      "Hades is the place where the dead goes. Not a god."

      Hades is both.

    65. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As with planets, the cold harsh logical view is the one that should be used for scientific classification. I.e., all self-rounded by their own gravity bodies in space are planets,
      No. All self-rounded by their own gravity bodies in space which orbit the Sun not another body are planets. So the Moon is not a planet as it orbits the Earth. Io orbits Jupiter. But Sedna is a planet.
    66. Re:I love this stuff by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The farmers classified the tomato as a vegetable because it has a thin skin and is perishable.

      I'm confused now. Does this mean plums are vegetables now, and not fruit?

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    67. Re:I love this stuff by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 3, Funny

      What I don't get is, if these "dinosaurs" have been extinct for millions of years, how does anyone know what they were called?

      I reckon that these paleontologist guys are just making these names up.

    68. Re:I love this stuff by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small

      I consider it an ugly rat. anyways :P

      there has to be a planet/not-a-planet line drawn somewhere. I wonder who is going to take the time to think up names for all those 'planets' in the astroid belt

    69. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The farmers classified the tomato as a vegetable because it has a thin skin and is perishable.

      Ah, just like cabbages, potatoes, and squashes.

      Or possibly not.

    70. Re:I love this stuff by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      Carrots and potatos are tubers - they are roots. Lettuce is a leaf, and celery is a stalk.

      Broccoli is a flower.

      Tomatos, Peppers, Squash, ... are all fruit.

      What gets me is that people call corn a vegetable, but it has tons of sugar in it?

    71. Re:I love this stuff by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Exactly why is Europe a continent but India is merely a 'sub continent' despite being much larger and a much more distinct geographical area? [...] India would have been considered a continent if they had not already reached the magic number of seven.

      Then again, may be not. You have to remember that no Indian was allowed to even walk on (this street called) The Mall in Shimla until the 1920's, just as denizens of (French-ruled) Pondicherry's "Ville Noire" weren't allowed to enter "Ville Blanche" until, I don't know, the '30's or so. Those 19th century civilised folk sure needed to differentiate their homes from ours.

      Not that I'm "fighting" for South Asia's "right" to be recognised as a continent, mind you; just saying that at least for continents, it's probably less of pointless rigour and more of, well, other factors.

    72. Re:I love this stuff by evilmonkey_666 · · Score: 1

      Actually a fruit is: "The ripened ovary or ovaries of a seed-bearing plant, together with accessory parts, containing the seeds and occurring in a wide variety of forms."

      A tomatoe fits all of these requirements. Basically, if you can eat it and it has seeds... it's a fruit.

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    73. Re:I love this stuff by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of an old joke:
      Can you name three fruits beginning with 'T'?
      To which the answer is:
      Tangerines, Tomatoes, Tin of pears
      OK, so it's not that funny, but it gets my kids laughing...
    74. Re:I love this stuff by Kombat · · Score: 1

      We rename our current planet Mars, and everyone is happy.

      Especially Bush, as following through on his promise to "put a man on Mars" just got a whole lot cheaper, and the bulk of that $1 trillion can just go straight to Haliburton without even having to be laundered through the usual defense contractors!

      Yeah, yeah, "flamebait," I know. I was going for "funny." See you at -1, mods.

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    75. Re:I love this stuff by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      The reason for the reclassification of tomatos by the biologists was that they started to buy into the evolutionary classification schemes. So the taxonomy was redefined to fit the new theory.

      Bollocks. A tomato is a fruit, just as a lettuce leaf is a leaf. It's not about evolution, it's about which bit of the plant it is. The error is in imagining that a fruit can not be a vegetable.

      Same thing happened with the Dinosaur formerly known as Brontosaurous. A bunch of jumped up greybeards with nothing to do decided that Brontosaurous and Apatasaurous were the same beast and that their idiotic rules were more important than common sense.

      Yeah, it would be perfect common sense to have two official names for the same thing. Wouldn't be at all confusing. Not at all. While we are at it perhaps we should scrap that stupid `venus' and call it `Hesperus' or `Phosphorus' depending on the time of day. Hell, why stick at two, we could have a personal name each for every namable concept at every time of day!

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    76. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is software Free or is source Open?

    77. Re:I love this stuff by deblau · · Score: 1
      I know I shouldn't feed trolls, but I can't resist.

      Try reading a dictionary that was written in 1800 or earlier.
      Argumentum ad antiquitatem.

      You are reading a definition that is the result of the taxonomists having won and in the process completely missing the fact that there was ever a legitimate dispute.
      Argumentum ad misericordiam.

      The point I was making is that the whole idea of rigid taxonomy is a Victorian invention. The idea of fixed immutable categories that are determined by rigid application of science is very much a late 19th century view.
      Non sequitur.

      The reason we have names for things is so that we can distinguish them from other things. This is the principle behind language in general, and taxonomies in specific. Fruits and vegetables are different, and the extent of their difference is determined by the shifting language we use to describe them, the moons and stars, and everything else in our perception of the world. If the current definition of fruit says that a tomato is a fruit, then it is.

      When it comes to the definition of 'planet' there is no real scientific basis for the taxonomy.

      Terms such as "fruit", "vegetable", and "planet" are classifications based on an arbitrary set of observable properties. Just because the chosen observables can be scientifically measured doesn't mean that the choice of observables is at all rigorous. You're assuming that there is a scientific basis for choosing these observables (forming a basis), so this last claim is Audiatur et altera pars. Farmers choose to differentiate between fruit and vegetable based on skin thickness and perishability. Good for them. Taxonomists choose based on what part of the lifeform carries the reproductive seeds. Good for them too. Until we have a comprehensive, rigorous set of criteria under which to make these types of classification, we're not going to make any progress in this debate.

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    78. Re:I love this stuff by ruzel · · Score: 1

      A potato is a tuber! And don't you forget it!

      I take every excuse I can in life to use the word tuber.
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    79. Re:I love this stuff by ruzel · · Score: 1

      Charon's not round though -- so that would make it not a planet but still a moon.

      Squares are rectangles but rectangles are not squares.

      A planet that orbits another planet is a moon.

      Pluto is a dog.
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    80. Re:I love this stuff by DoomHaven · · Score: 1

      Er... not quite.

      From Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary:

      Main Entry: common sense
      Function: noun
      1 : the unreflective opinions of ordinary people
      2 : sound and prudent but often unsophisticated judgment

      You see, the word "common" doesn't refer to the wisdom being "commonly" available, it refers to the wisdom of "common" people. The reason you probably think so highly of "commonsense" is that you are from "common" people, in which case, having "commonsense" is something to aspire to.

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    81. Re:I love this stuff by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Yes,

      I know know that "common sense" is very uncommon indeed.

    82. Re:I love this stuff by BLAMM! · · Score: 1

      A favorite quote of mine...

      "Common sense is what tells us that the Earth is flat." -Unknown

    83. Re:I love this stuff by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Taxonomy isn't just a random classification of species anymore. It's not just a name. Today, Toxonomy is correlated with genetics to try and correctly place speciies that are related.

      As for you arguements that it's some how a tomatoe is not a fruit and Brontesaurus should eb the right name, concensus does not equal correctness. Science is about correctness not concensus. Consensus is sometimes falsly used as the barometer for correctness but the two are not the same.

      An argument that a system has been in use for an exstended period of tiem confers it legitmacy is also a fallacy. Many things that have been used for exstended periods of time are indeed false. The earth is not flat. The sun does nto orbit the earth. Slavery is wrong. ect...

      Classification is a helpful mental shortcut for Scientists. It is subjective but this does nto invcalidate it's usefullness.

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    84. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Offtopic, but... Life is not a boolean value, nothing is solidly true or false.

      If I violently beat you to death with the blunt end of a tyre iron because I had a bad day, would you consider that solidly and truly wrong, or just a morally neutral expression of my personal preference?

      I'm so fucking sick of this "there is no absolute right or wrong, there is no absolute true or false" attitude of the so-called intellectual elite. Can't you people see that regardless of how much you wish the world could be that way, it's just NOT.

      Granted, there are a great deal of grey area issues that are probably best left up to personal preference, but to maintain that the universe contains no absolutes is to bury your head in the proverbial sand.

    85. Re:I love this stuff by humphrm · · Score: 1

      "Arugula. It's a vegetable."

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    86. Re:I love this stuff by chefren · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to point out that with the exception of some confused catholic priests in the "dark" ages wanting to overthrow science in every way, nobody has ever seriously believed that the earth is anything else than round. The ancient Greeks even calculated earths size surprisingly accurately. Later a smaller, erroneous estimate was made which among other things caused Columbus to be sure there could be no america - earth was just to small!

      Gotta love that quote, though.

    87. Re:I love this stuff by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > To a chef, it's a vegetable.

      I'm a chef.

      A tomato is a fruit.

    88. Re:I love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brought to you by Wikipedia - self-described authority on only itself, wrong about this and many other things.......

    89. Re:I love this stuff by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Webster agrees with wikpedia.
      Entry for Hades

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    90. Re:I love this stuff by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      It all depends on your point of view is. Always consider the other point of view.

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    91. Re:I love this stuff by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Leave me alone, I can lift heavy things and break walls with my head.

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    92. Re:I love this stuff by phranqueTDL · · Score: 1

      Botanically, a tomato is a fruit and rhubarb is a vegetable. Culinarily, a tomato is a vegetable and rhubarb is a fruit (OK, primarily as an extender for strawberries).

    93. Re:I love this stuff by jimstone · · Score: 1

      Interestinly Norman Davis in his book "Europe a History" calls Europe a Peninsula.

    94. Re:I love this stuff by jimstone · · Score: 1

      But Corn is sweet - does that, by your definition make it a Fruit? And I defey anyone to enjoy eating tamarillos raw (They're a fruit apparently)

  2. W00t! by Huxley_Dunsany · · Score: 3, Funny
    FP! FP!

    Err, by 'FP', I am of course refering to 'Final Planet'.

    Of course. What did you think I meant?

    Huxley

    1. Re:W00t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frosty Pluto?

  3. Asteroids? by doormat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does that mean every comet/asteroid that orbits the sun is technically a planet? If you throw out the size requirement, what other criteria remain for designating something a planet?

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    1. Re:Asteroids? by shibbydude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A mostly non-erratic orbit that circles the sun and not other heavenly bodies.

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    2. Re:Asteroids? by korielgraculus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Th proposal in the article is that every body that is rounded by it's own gravity (apparently this happens at a few hundred kilometres) should be considered a planet. Actually sounds a reasonable definition to me.

    3. Re:Asteroids? by MikeXpop · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Interesting question. To answer it, I went to the dictionary and found this:
      Planet: A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asteroid or comet, illuminated by light from a star, such as the sun, around which it revolves.
      Emphasis mine. A quick look for asteroid got this:
      Asteriod: Any of numerous small celestial bodies that revolve around the sun, with orbits lying chiefly between Mars and Jupiter and characteristic diameters between a few and several hundred kilometers.
      Emphasis mine again. Perhaps the dictionary needs some changing.
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    4. Re:Asteroids? by Mister+Moose · · Score: 2, Informative

      he adresses this in the article for the gravity rules there are two criteria 1. orbits the sun (or star for another system) 2. is above some critical mass (large enough to become rounded by its own mass, which is only a few hundred kilometers in diameter) and yes this includes some asteroids

    5. Re:Asteroids? by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      A good thought. They should really define an eccentricity that unambiguously defines a planetary orbit, if they are to ditch the size requirement (or rather, ditch the idea of one). And what about the Asteroid Belt? Are those all planets then? Or are they too small. Stupid vague language...

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    6. Re:Asteroids? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Nope... and had you read the article you'd know that he's using mass and shape (actually, mass determining shape) as his criterion.

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    7. Re:Asteroids? by Arker · · Score: 1

      Does that mean every comet/asteroid that orbits the sun is technically a planet? If you throw out the size requirement, what other criteria remain for designating something a planet?

      Umm no. RTFA. It wasn't slashdotted when I hit it, and you posted before I did, so you have no excuse.

      The rule he proposes is the gravity threshold rule, which has been around a long time. It means that an object must have enough mass that its own gravity causes it to assume a spherical state to be a planet. That rules out almost all of the objects considered comets and asteroids, with the exception of a few extremely large ones like Pluto and Ceres.

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    8. Re:Asteroids? by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly, who cares.

      It's not like there's some legal reason to have the definition of a planet rigidly defined, it doesn't effect the money anyone gets, it doesn't influence political boundaries, and it won't get anyone out of jail.. so who cares? :P

      If it's big, it's a planet. If it's not big, it's an asteroid. If it's not big and made of ice, it's a comet.

      Might as well debate which text editor is bettor or whether we should be putting GNU in front of Linux.. it's such a silly thing to discuss it baffles me this shows up in the news so often.

    9. Re:Asteroids? by ispeters · · Score: 1

      Did you even RTFA?

      Ahh yes. I must be new.

      The author suggests that for a thing to be called a planet, it should be massive enough for gravity to have made it round, and not massive enough for gravity to have ignited nuclear fusion (that would make it a star). He argues his pointly succinctly, but well, I think.

      Ian

    10. Re:Asteroids? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0

      How about enough of a gravity well, that if I were standing on the surface of it, and jumped upward, I couldn't reach escape velocity?

      Or is that too practical?

    11. Re:Asteroids? by malus · · Score: 1

      It matters because thousands of textbooks would have to be updated. We want our children to know that there are 12 planets in this Solar System, instead of... wait. How many? ...

      Anyhow. We want our kids to know that the planets are: Venus, Mars, Earth, Neptune, Jupit... wait... it got messed up. Mercury, Mars, Earth, Jupit... damnit.

      Do you see? It matters. I need an up to date textbook to tell me that there's a 14th planet. Or is it the 11th?

    12. Re:Asteroids? by joeware · · Score: 0

      Well, since those are natural satellites, they would not have to conform to the definition of a planet. Satellites are simple celestial bodies that orbit a larger body. However, there have been arguments about Mar's moons, but it doesn't hurt this definition of a planet.

    13. Re:Asteroids? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      But if "roundness" is part of the definition, how "round" is round?

      What if it was round at one point, but has a 30% chunk blown off it and that is now a moon of the other 70%?

      And which diameter will we measure at? The thickest or thinnest? And with many small objects, we can't see them all because they might be cigar shaped, or worse, non-reflective material.

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    14. Re:Asteroids? by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      then what they should do is stop arguing about it, get together, argue a out it for another few hours, and DEFINE it. There's no use arguing about something that has not been DEFINED. Either make a size requirement or something but either way it doesn't matter. It's not like calling Pluto a planet is going to change anything about Pluto.

    15. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there is a huge difference between the jumping power of you (an average human being) and, say, China's genetically engineered super soldier so a more precise definition might be needed.

    16. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's where I think they got it wrong- If you have two planets with the same orbit so the sun blocks the other one (similar to Nemesis theory), neither would be a planet. I say A planet needs to be "signifigant" in size

    17. Re:Asteroids? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're talking about a conspiracy to sell textbooks. Everytime they discover a new one... whoops, gotta buy the new edition.... bastard publishers.

    18. Re:Asteroids? by MagicDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps eccentricity of the orbit could be a qualifier of planetary status. Planets have relativly circular orbits compared to things like hailey's commet. Combine this with some minimum size requirement (say, half the difference between the size of Sedena the largest known asteriod/comet known) and you should be able to classify things as planets or not.

    19. Re:Asteroids? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Doubt that there is a significant difference (significant to planet size, not significant to NBA careers). But for the record, even if only he can jump and reach escape velocity, not a planet.

    20. Re:Asteroids? by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 1
      :: scratches head ::
      Oh...I must have had my definition of these things wrong all along.

      Planet > 10,000 football fields
      Asteroid >= 100,000 VW Bugs but less than or eq to 10,000 football fields
      Comet less than 100,000 VW Bugs

      :: sigh ::

    21. Re:Asteroids? by sbaker · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there isn't a widely agreed standard for size when talking about planets versus 'debris'. Planet means 'wanderer' - and in ancient times was used to refer to a point of light in the sky that didn't progress around like a star would. That's the only valid definition for the word.

      But really - does it matter?

      Scientists (if they need a clear catagorisation) can easily come up with a clean naming scheme. Like the stellar classes or something. We have N'th magnitude stars, G-type stars, etc.

      IMHO, the word 'planet' should be reserved for the planets out to Pluto/Neptune - and leave it at that - no matter the size. Not having incorrect textbooks in about 1e6 schools is a worth-while reason not to change the meaning or add new planets.

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    22. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Mike Brown's article on sedna he proposes a definition for a planet. It makes a lot more sense to me that anything else I've seen on the subject. Take a look:

      http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/

    23. Re:Asteroids? by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      Well, when someone says 'planet', that should mean something. Like when someone says vegtable, certain characteristics should come to mind. The question is what those characteristic that come to mind should be. Also, some astronomers when searching through viable canidates want to limit that search as much as possibel before having to indivisually examine each one. It's easier to understand in terms of stars: you want to classify them in such a way that ppl searching for ones that might have planets can easily cross a bunch off the list - the indices are a pain in the ass to search when it comes to looking up more data on an object from what I hear. The same with planets and asteroids, etc. If your looking for bodies with certain characteristics, good and meaningful classification becomes incredibly useful. Plus, it helps spikes kids interests in space if they can come home and feel good about the fact tehy know all the planets. Builds confidence and hence more curiousity and all that...

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    24. Re:Asteroids? by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its like pond and lake. The definition of a pond is a body of water smaller than a lake and bigger than etc.. The definition of a lake is a body of water larger than a pond and etc.. Their are lakes larger than seas and some smaller than ponds. Their are puddles in the rainforest classified as lakes. What's a lake? What's a pond? Spent an entire hour in seventh grade science class tryng to come up with a good definition and we couldn't come up with one. The teacher said he asked a few phd's and a few professors and they didn't know. He spent weeks trying to come up with one himself and he couldn't. Its an almost entirely subjective label.

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    25. Re:Asteroids? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      This is modded as interesting? RTFA: the size requirement is key. The object has to be big enough for the gravitational forces to overcome structural integrity. In other words: it has to be rounded.

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    26. Re:Asteroids? by geoffspear · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And I propose that anything invisible to the naked eye shouldn't be called a planet, so as to not make the knowledge of the ancient Greeks incorrect.

      Oh, and if anyone come up with a grand unified theory, they shouldn't publish it, because just think of all the physics texts they'd have to update.

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    27. Re:Asteroids? by Brad+Mace · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the geometry of the orbit should be considered. Pluto's orbit is tilted about 30 degrees relative to the rest of the planets, and is more elliptical, which I think is a stronger argument against it than being small. Sedna's orbit is so eliptical that calling it a planet just doesn't seem right.

    28. Re:Asteroids? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      The "roundness" is a symptom, not a distinguishing feature. The feature is the gravitational attraction.

      If a planetoid has a chunk blown off, but the remainder is still massy enough, then over enough time, it will become round again due to gravitationl attraction. So it would still be a planet. If it can't do that, then it's not a planet anymore. QED.

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    29. Re:Asteroids? by doormat · · Score: 1

      Thats his rule. Last I checked, he (the article author) isnt the be-all and end-all of definitions. His opnion is a good one, but its not the only good one...

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    30. Re:Asteroids? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Well you never know, maybe a couple of hundred years from now they will have a law stating that someone can claim an asteriod and not a planet. The definition that they use for a planet is the one we establish now.

      Sounds silly but that is how alot of legal precedents get set. Not saying it is right or wrong just saying that it is a possibility.

    31. Re:Asteroids? by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 2, Funny
      If it's big, it's a planet. If it's not big, it's an asteroid. If it's not big and made of ice, it's a comet.

      But then we'd have to define "big".

      Let's just call them all "marklars" and be done with it.

    32. Re:Asteroids? by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      Does that mean every comet/asteroid that orbits the sun is technically a planet? If you throw out the size requirement, what other criteria remain for designating something a planet?

      A planet is not a fruit.

    33. Re:Asteroids? by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's weird that so many people (including many 'scientists') are only interested in justifying the current situation. The only acceptable outcome is 9 (or 8) planets and the theory must fit this outcome. Well, I guess that Kuhn was right when he said that paradigms die hard. Of course, the problem is that we don't really have a good criterium. Stern's criterium may be one of the best, but I still don't see why the roundness should be the most important criterium. Still, at least it's non-arbitrary and I'm sure we will come up with something better as we learn more about the birth of solar systems.

    34. Re:Asteroids? by servognome · · Score: 1

      Actually there are legal reasons to have the definition of planets defined... research $$$. There is probably more research money out there to study planets than there is asteroids.
      Just like Lake Champlain being classified as the 6th great lake so anybody studying it could get goverment grants for great lakes research.

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    35. Re:Asteroids? by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Well if you use this definition, the moon that we see from earth is actually in orbit around the sun. I know everybody will think it orbits the earth but in fact it co-orbits the sun with the earth. Map out its path if you doubt this.

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    36. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not like there's some legal reason to have the definition of a planet rigidly defined, it doesn't effect the money anyone gets, it doesn't influence political boundaries, and it won't get anyone out of jail.. so who cares? :P

      I would argue the planned Pluto mission is only being done because Pluto is considered a planet. There are plenty of Kepler object that come much closer to Earth that could be visited much more easily.

    37. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's big, it's a planet. If it's not big, it's an asteroid

      How big is big?

    38. Re:Asteroids? by falzer · · Score: 1

      Again, who cares? Children are going to grow up and learn the awful truth anyway, so we might as well break it to them sooner rather than later.

    39. Re:Asteroids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      The actual article is interesting and balanced... the writer argues for a relatively large number of planets, which is a definite chnage from the statis quo.

      Most of the 'Pluto is a planet, dagnabit!' types (including, I suspect, the person who wrote the /. summary) are simply resistant to change: the solar system has NINE planets, because that's what I learned years ago, so there!!!

    40. Re:Asteroids? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Nice going Mr. Crackmoderator. Overrated, when I haven't even been modded up, for a simple, sincere post about a subject that most people couldn't care less about anyway.

      And that, when my suggestion is actually understandable by the average layperson. Way to go. Why not show how truly retarded you are, and just mod it flamebait or troll?

    41. Re:Asteroids? by phiala · · Score: 1
      The teacher said he asked a few phd's and a few professors and they didn't know.

      He should have asked a limnologist. :) Really, lake and pond aren't technical terms, but they do have a fairly standard scientific definition based on depth. Kind of like swamp and marsh...

      A lake is a permanent body of water large enough to have a thermocline during some part of the summer. (You ever go swimming, and suddenly hit a layer of water that's much colder than the surface? That's the thermocline.)

      A pond heats up throughout it's depth.

      In areas with real winters, sometimes a pond is described as freezing solid. The actual size/depth required for the two definitions is pretty similar, as it happens.

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  4. People? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > if your brain was so completely full of names of people that it just couldn't take any more, would anyone new who you met after that, therefore not be a person?

    The two-legged things in my office have names?! Not just email addresses?

    1. Re:People? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      E-mail addresses and passwords. And no, they cannot rememble the latter.

    2. Re:People? by Strong+Arm+Coat · · Score: 2, Funny
      The two-legged things in my office have names?! Not just email addresses?
      There's a difference between the two?
    3. Re:People? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between the two?

      Yes. According to RFC 821, names are in plaintext while email addresses are in angle brackets. That's the only difference I can think of.

    4. Re:People? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nor how to spell "rememble", either

    5. Re:People? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes they can! Their passwords are their email addresses!

    6. Re:People? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      And no, they cannot rememble the latter.

      Well, I can't rememble my password either, because I don't know how to rememble it. Do I sit on it in a certain manner? Crumple it just right? Inquiring minds want to know!

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  5. Mmmm... Flamewar.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ".. pours on some gasoline with this article..."

    You haven't seen squat until you've seen astronomers argue.

    1. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Instead of reaching the boiling point, they go supernova.

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    2. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by lommer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally I think his arguments are completely bunk - he just argues that just because something is small doesn't mean it shouldn't be considered a planet. Well, I hate to burst his bubble, but there are tons of small things out there that we don't call planets precisely because they are smaller: Asteroids! The human and dog analogy is completely inappropriate here - it's more like the difference between a boulder and a pebble. At what point does a rock become to small (or even big I suppose) to be considered a boulder? Too big to be considered a pebble? While not many people care about the exact, qualitative distinction between boulders and pebbles, the difference between asteroids and planets has all sorts of ramifications for cosmological classification systems. You have to draw the line somewhere.

      My personal vote goes to the system that would make Pluto (and therefore Sedna, Ceres, et al) NOT a planet, but have Pluto grandfathered in solely for historical reasons.

    3. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      RTFA, to the end! He is arguing his point excellently, you can't just draw the line based on size, it's a bad idea.

      From the /. blurb, I got the same idea as you did, and my vote would earlier be the same as yours, Pluto is not a planet, it's a Kuiper belt object.

      However, when reading his Gravity Rules criterion at the end, I found it instantly very appealing. He makes an excellent point there. A Planet is something that gets very rounded by gravity. In the end, you'll need to draw a line anyway, because of mountains, but that's at most 1%.

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    4. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by hattig · · Score: 1

      "he just argues that just because something is small doesn't mean it shouldn't be considered a planet. Well, I hate to burst his bubble, but there are tons of small things out there that we don't call planets precisely because they are smaller: Asteroids!"

      You clearly didn't read the article then.

      His reasoning is solid. It becomes spherical because of its mass and resultant self gravity. This fits in well with stars (which start fusion under their self gravity). It doesn't depend on an arbitrary planet size.

      Asteroid aren't round under self-gravity, except Ceres. So Ceres becomes a planet. Oh no. It's the end of the world. Maybe Ceres will now get the attention it deserves! heh.

      The classification you want is the emotional and lazy one ... the "what I've been taught is it, I don't want to have to spend 2 minutes relearning the classification" reason, cloaked up as "We'll let pluto stay a planet for historical reasons" ...

    5. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by PMuse · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen squat until you've seen astronomers argue.

      Actually, when I've watched astronomers argue, I've seen a lot more stretching and reaching than squatting.

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    6. Re:Mmmm... Flamewar.. by camperslo · · Score: 1

      "You haven't seen squat until you've seen astronomers argue."

      In 1994, in honor of astronomer Carl Sagan, Apple used "Sagan" as the internal development codename for the PowerMac 7100. They were sued when word of that became public. Apple won, but they still complied with demands for a different name. The project was renamed "Butthead Astronomer".

  6. a chihauhau? by mikeophile · · Score: 1

    Chihuahuas everywhere growl in unison.

    1. Re:a chihauhau? by krosk · · Score: 3, Funny

      by growl you must mean an ear-drum piercing yip ;)

    2. Re:a chihauhau? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, that yip sounds like a garbled "yo quiero taco bell."

    3. Re:a chihauhau? by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      nope.. I have two long haired chihuahua's and they can growl quite deeply if they want to.

      BTW, those of you that don't like cats/are alergic to cats and want a dog, Chihuahua's make excellent pets..
      They don't require stuff all food, they LOVE laps and at times behave very cat like (without the supirior attitude) they don't need a LOT of maint..

      If you train them right they're not yap dogs.. my two barely bark at all, and if they do, one quick word and they stop.
      Great pets :-)

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    4. Re:a chihauhau? by jcsehak · · Score: 1

      Chihauhaus are dogs, sure, but they're not real dogs.

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  7. Who cares? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Planet or not, it's out there and it's circling the sun. It's large enough to attract space dust and rocks in its vicinity. It will eventually grow larger and then there will be no doubt that it is a planet.

    But really, who cares? Is this a big deal?

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    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Grow bigger from space dust?? Are you sniffing space dust?

      The sun will die out or explode before that planet increases it's mass in any significant way from space dust. Although large, I would have to say it's *not* a planet because of it's highly elipical and off-centered orbit, suggesting it was caught by the Sun's gravity and was not created along with the Sun, which is just my own definition of a planet. Pluto might be, hard to tell.

    2. Re:Who cares? by ithyus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess it's good that we are concerned about this because that should mean that there is nothing more important to worry about. On the other hand no we are going to have to setup a whole new set of laws for planetary equal rights.......uh....anyone up for a nice mindless video game? :P

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  8. Requirements? Look to gravity! by Pi_0's+don't+shower · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about the simple argument that planets are gravitationally strong enough to pull themselves into nearly spherical objects, whereas asteroids are not. Pluto, BTW, Sedna, and many of the largest moons can all do this.

    I also think, for the record, that if something as large as Luna, or Titan, or Europa were out floating in space orbiting the sun and not another planet, they would be considered planets too.

  9. Well.. by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A problem with this is that there really is no clear-cut differentiation between "planet" and "planetoid". There's no qualifying size-- it's more subjective than anything. Almost like different species: we all differ genetically, yet a species is a generally-recognized "set".

    One agreed-upon qualification is being formed round by its own gravity. I'm not sure if that applies to Sedna.

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    1. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Species are usually group as to whether they can produce fertile offspring. Those funny apple-pears might be an exception, unless their offspring cannot reproduce.

    2. Re:Well.. by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well the concept of a species might not be the best example. Two individuals are generally recognized to be of the same species if they can mate and produce fertile offspring. So, for the most part it's not simply arbitrary set determination.

      See: Mule

    3. Re:Well.. by alonsoac · · Score: 1

      According to dictionary.com a species is

      "A fundamental category of taxonomic classification, ranking below a genus or subgenus and consisting of related organisms capable of interbreeding."

      So the set is very well defined. Tests can be performed to check if you are the same species as some other creature.

    4. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, no. its a "species", at least for the purposes of declaring large swaths of land to be federally controlled, if you can make up anything that sounds sufficiently scientific to convince a crack smoking judge. see "stevens' kangaroo rat"... those that survived the fires, anyway. too bad folks couldnt cut firebreaks on their land anymore, eh?

    5. Re:Well.. by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
      Two individuals are generally recognized to be of the same species if they can mate and produce fertile offspring.

      Hmm, I'm a different species to all the other guys here... I knew it all along!

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    6. Re:Well.. by dumllama · · Score: 1

      It is probably impossible to have a clear-cut limit to a class of objects where the individual objects consist of myriad particles. Probably the best we can do is find some system that clearly classifies MOST objects, even if a few are unclear.

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    7. Re:Well.. by Epistax · · Score: 1

      I read one article giving a very nice definition of a planet. It's a body of matter vastly more massive than other matter in the vicinity. Of course that's still vague, but think of "vicinity" as a moon orbital distance. Neither Pluto nor Sedna is signficantly larger than the other rocks near by.

      Of course leaving the definition this loose makes jerks say 'Oh , so the sun is a planet.. SEE YOU'RE WRONG!!!' I'm just using this definition to separate would-be planets from actual ones. It's the only definition I've learned that I can live with.

    8. Re:Well.. by PatientZero · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's a body of matter vastly more massive than other matter in the vicinity.

      From the article:

      Location Rules. "Let's use an object's location as the criterion to establish or reject it from planethood."

      The most common form of this idea is to classify an object as a planet if it is the largest thing in its region. By this criterion, objects like Ceres and Sedna are planets, for they are the largest known things in their regions of the solar system.

      The main problem is that as we discover new objects, some planets may cease to become planets. And what happens if a planet shifts its orbit closer to a bigger planet? Does it stop being a planet until it moves far enough away?

      Having read the article, I like his criterion: massive anough for gravity to form it into a spherical object. This doesn't change over time; it's based on physics; and it's very similar to the criterion for whether or not an object is a star (massive enough for fusion to provide the majority of its energy).

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    9. Re:Well.. by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two individuals are generally recognized to be of the same species if they can mate and produce fertile offspring.

      I remember back in high school I caused a bit of a fuss when the teacher came out with this definition. I held up my hand, and pointed out that, according to that definition, he and I were not the same species. (It may not be obvious in this forum, but I'm male. ;-)

      Funny thing was that he was flustered for a bit, and didn't quite know how to answer. He obviously hadn't ever thought about it, and really hadn't noticed that this definition misses something really important.

      Myself, I like the astronomer's daughter's reasoning. Similarly, most of the supposed countries in the world shouldn't be considered countries at all. Who can remember them all? They just cause problems for school children who have to deal with tests that ask about them. Only countries that I remember should be allowed to exist.

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    10. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And asteroids aren't created at the same time as planets??

    11. Re:Well.. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Having read the article, I like his criterion: massive anough for gravity to form it into a spherical object. This doesn't change over time; it's based on physics; and it's very similar to the criterion for whether or not an object is a star (massive enough for fusion to provide the majority of its energy).

      Me, too. It's the only argument that is simple enough to be applied easily, in addition to keeping things consistent.

      It's (roughly) a sphere, or it's not. If it orbits around another body that is much more massive than it is (but is not a star) than it's a moon. If it's (roughly) a sphere, and orbits around another (not star) body, but the center of gravity of the orbit is outside both bodies, it's a double planet.

      Seriously, how much more of a definition do you need?

      Criminy, this whole argument is getting ridiculous.

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    12. Re:Well.. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      One agreed-upon qualification is being formed round by its own gravity. I'm not sure if that applies to Sedna.

      It most certainly does. The threshold for sphericalness (what a word, or maybe not!) due to gravity is something like a hundred or two hundred miles. Several of the larger, um, asteroids are spherical.

      It's a reasonable criterion, but then we'd already have 20+ planets, and you'd have to define the acceptable tolerance for "sphere". The Earth is about 1/1000 off from being a sphere (9 miles wider diameter at the equator than from pole to pole), and with Jupiter, it's much more significant. Of course, that's due to rotation...

      This debate could go on forever.

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    13. Re:Well.. by Hobobo · · Score: 1

      "Almost like different species: we all differ genetically, yet a species is a generally-recognized "set"."

      Umm, species are the one phylogenetic category that is testable: do the two groups mate in nature?

    14. Re:Well.. by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      As mentioned above, how does this apply to asexual organisms? Also, what about the occasion crossbreed: Horses and donkeys, for instance, produce mules, yet they are different species.

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    15. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't insightful you fucking idiots, it's a brainless rehash of exactly what the article said. Way to go Team Mods.

    16. Re:Well.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      Only countries that I remember should be allowed to exist.

      George W Bush - is that you?

    17. Re:Well.. by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      Well, AOL. Up to reading this article, I was in the "dethrone Pluto" camp, but I found Gravity Rules instantly appealing.

      But there is this thing with "rough". You have to draw the line somewhere... For example "Deviates from a sphere with at most 1%". I think that'll do it for me.

      The funny thing is when you've got a planet and a large moon... You need to be more precise as to what's a moon too...

      I think that's when I get to the point when I say "Forget the names, give me the numbers!"

      That's what I think about Seyfert galaxies, for example. First, you had just "Seyfert Galaxies", then you had "Seyfert type 1" and "Seyfert type 2", then you had some like Seyfert 1.2, 1.5 and 1.8.... And to really make the situation clear, there are galaxies that go from being Seyfert 1 to Seyfert 1.8 and back.... ;-)

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    18. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (It may not be obvious in this forum, but I'm male. ;-)

      This is Slashdot, mister. I seriously doubt anyone thought otherwise.

    19. Re:Well.. by mpe · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is when you've got a planet and a large moon... You need to be more precise as to what's a moon too...

      Already covered by a "gravity" rule. If the centre of gravity, which is also typically one of the foci of the orbit, between two bodies is "inside" the larger body then the smaller one is a moon. Otherwise you have double planets.

    20. Re:Well.. by mpe · · Score: 1

      It's a reasonable criterion, but then we'd already have 20+ planets, and you'd have to define the acceptable tolerance for "sphere". The Earth is about 1/1000 off from being a sphere (9 miles wider diameter at the equator than from pole to pole), and with Jupiter, it's much more significant. Of course, that's due to rotation...

      It's also due to the fact that on the Earth the it's the solid part of the planet which is being measured, with Jupiter it's the upper atmosphere which is being measured.

    21. Re:Well.. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Supernova. Type I and II.

      Oh, wait, there's Ia, Ib, Ic.

      I give it another five years, there'll be more :)

      Actually WRT to planet/moon I find the gravitational center of orbit to be a pretty good delineator.

      Eventually it'll end up like geology, with 20k definitions dividing rock types down to the towns they were discovered in... oh, wait.... comets. At least the asteroid naming scheme can be made sense of - year and date.

      There are times when one has to draw the line at trying to define every little delta-diversity of the universe and leave the details to the long descriptions rather than the type definition. Well, IMO, anyway.

      Sigh, time for work.

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    22. Re:Well.. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Actually, the following quote was heard at NASA, but didn't make it into the press releases:

      "That's no planet... it's a space station."

      I, for one, welcome our new Imperial overlords. /me hurriedly dons a gray uniform and pins a watercolor set to his chest

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    23. Re:Well.. by frankie · · Score: 1
      For example "Deviates from a sphere with at most 1%"

      No. Your rule excludes planets with high rotational velocity (oblate) and includes large constructed spheres (Death Star)

      Proposed definition of planet:
      1. a body that must collapse into a spheroid due to its own gravity
      2. is not large enough to be a star (fusion critical mass)
      3. is not the moon of another planet (center of gravity)
    24. Re:Well.. by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Similarly, most of the supposed countries in the world shouldn't be considered countries at all. Who can remember them all? They just cause problems for school children who have to deal with tests that ask about them.

      Oh, jc42, anybody could miss Canada on the map, all tucked away down there.

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    25. Re:Well.. by Hobobo · · Score: 1

      Horses and donkeys don't mate in nature, and a mule is sterile, so those are different species. And I don't know about the asexual organism but I can see you're grasping for semantics to avoid admitting a mistake.

    26. Re:Well.. by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right, that's a good rule.

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  10. Pluto should be called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a pluto. And Sedna a sedna. The solar system would have 8 planets, a pluto and a sedna, then. :)

    1. Re:Pluto should be called... by bigjocker · · Score: 1

      Funny as hell ... mod accordingly

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    2. Re:Pluto should be called... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      don't forget a "the sun"

  11. Shouldn't it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    {(Pluto AND NOT Sedna) | (Pluto AND Sedna)}

    Seeing that if Pluto is NOT a planet, then Sedna certainly is not either.

    If the above pseudo expression is true, Pluto is a planet, and Sedna may or may not be.

    This SHOULD be what we are asking.

  12. You say Brontosaurus, I say Apatosaurus by TrentL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Atlantic Monthly had an article about the Pluto situation years ago. The problem, though, is that "kids love Pluto." Scientists have tried to change names before (such as the dinosaur example). It'll be interesting to see what the public says about Pluto's demotion (if it occurs).

    1. Re:You say Brontosaurus, I say Apatosaurus by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Disney will have more say on the matter. They'll lobby congress to have Pluto declared to be Disney IP, and we can't change the name for 75 more years.

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    2. Re:You say Brontosaurus, I say Apatosaurus by pavon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Again, kids are very flexible about learning new things. They latched onto that Aptosaurus like nothing. Actually I think they kind of enjoyed being able to correct all the adults that still called it brontosaurus.

      If you were to tell them that we have learned that Charon is not really a moon of Pluto, but that they are close to the same size so they revolve around each other like people dancing, they would think that is really cool. If you further went on to tell them that we have found out that there are a whole bunch of icy subplanets like Pluto and Charon but smaller, and maybe one day we will find one that is bigger, and maybe they could be the one to find it, they will get even more excited about astronomy.

      Honestly, it is the adults that are stubborn about keeping the status quo, not the kids.

    3. Re:You say Brontosaurus, I say Apatosaurus by MammaMia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Adults in general need to put things in categories; kids in general categorize by how interesting things are. I think so many kids are fascinated by dinosaurs because there is SOOO much information out there - weird names to learn, incredible variety of sizes, shapes, habitats, behaviors, how fossils were formed, how they are discovered and studied, etc. Same goes for astronomy, if kids are given the opportunity to learn more than just the names of the major planets, they can become fascinated by all the differences between them, the different sizes and colors and surface features and moons and composition... and that's just the planets, never mind all the other interesting stuff out there.

      Whatever the scientific community ends up agreeing on in this case, there are some people that will always insist there are nine planets because that's what they were taught as kids and that's that. So what. Those of us who know better will raise a generation with sharper critical thinking skills, who can understand not only the concept of evolution but also that science itself evolves as we continue to integrate newfound knowledge.

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  13. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this guy have a PHD in faulty reasoning?

  14. Enough already by big_groo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If it's a sphere, it's a planet. If it's irregular shaped, it's not.

    1. Re:Enough already by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Informative

      But how irregularly shaped does it have to be to qualify for non-planethood? Even the gas giants aren't perfect spheres.

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    2. Re:Enough already by Ledora · · Score: 1

      so if I shoot a billards ball into space it becomes a planet? there have to be SOME size requirement and it should be something that makes sense.

    3. Re:Enough already by benna · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole thing is SOOO silly. Who cares if its called a planet or not. The universe doesn't differenciate between the two. Theres just stuff floating around in space...without a name. The human race has become far to obsessed with naming things. Why can't we just experience the universe directly without the interference of sybols and concepts.

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    4. Re:Enough already by crackshoe · · Score: 1

      Really? then our own ellopsoid Earth isn't a planet? cooooool.

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    5. Re:Enough already by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      so by your reasoning, the baseball on my desk is a planet?

      I wrote a cool program in Matlab for a graduate astrodynamics class I took that would plot the planets and their orbits at any time. One thing immediately jumps out at you.... Pluto is not a freakin planet! Any good diagram of the solar system shows to screwed up Pluto is.

      For those who hate pictures, here are the orbit elements of the planets in tabular form

      First off, note that Pluto has an eccentricity of almost 0.25, that is WAY oblate. Now, someone will probably point out that Mercury is nearly that oblate and we can argue whether Mercury is really a planet also. It probably is, however, it is soooo close to the Sun that it has comparatively zero angular momentum - and remember, that is the job of the planets, to store the bulk of the angular momentum of the solar system as it was formed (you do remember that right?) Anyway, Mercury is so close to the Sun, that its orbit is much more easily perturbed by higher J2 and J3 harmonics of the Sun and you would expect it to have be a little out of plane and eccentric due to multibody effects as well.

      Moving on, how about that inclination... 17 degrees. Again, excluding Mercury, the next closest is 3.4 deg and the next closest outer planet is 2.5 deg.

      And how bout these data. Check out the rotational period... 153 hrs.. the next closest outer planet is 17 hrs.

      Sorry folks, it is a captured Kupiter belt object... move along.

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    6. Re:Enough already by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Why can't we just experience the universe directly without the interference of sybols(sic) and concepts.

      Because symbolic and abstract reasoning are fundamental parts of what makes us "human".

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    7. Re:Enough already by hInstance · · Score: 1

      We probably need all those symbols as lossy compression, so concepts the size of a planet can fit in our heads.

    8. Re:Enough already by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >Why can't we just experience the universe directly without the interference of sybols and concepts.

      Absolutely. The invention of LANGUAGE has been a bad move.

    9. Re:Enough already by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      So those circular drops of astronaut piss floating in space are actually planets? cool...

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    10. Re:Enough already by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      What the GP mentioned wasn't the shape of the planet, but rather of its orbit. The parent still has a valid point, however - none of the planets have a completely round orbit, Pluto just happens to be more skewed than the others.

      I personally am more interested in the way its orbit is off-kilter.

    11. Re:Enough already by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      The billiard balls were made round by manufacturing processes, not their own gravity.

    12. Re:Enough already by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Similar to the billiard balls, the pissdrops were made round by surface tension, not their own gravity.

      I can't believe I just discussed the surface tension of piss. I need a damned life.

    13. Re:Enough already by snarkh · · Score: 1
      You might be right. There is definitely no way to experience something as large as a planet directly.

      In some sense language is a way to compress the world (i.e. build a model that fits in one's head).

    14. Re:Enough already by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      http://www.extrasolar.net/planet.asp?PlanetID=14

      Don't let the mass 1.5 times that of Jupiter's fool you, that's no planet!

      Our detection methods bias the findings, but it certainly seems that the calm circular order of most of our solar system isn't a necessary feature of planets. It's just favorable to creating lifeforms capable of arguing about them. ;)

    15. Re:Enough already by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      He left out the reason why the object is a sphere. The definition he's referring to states that it is massive enough to shape itself into a sphere by gravitational forces.

    16. Re:Enough already by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      What the GP mentioned wasn't the shape of the planet, but rather of its orbit.

      Er ... "If it's a sphere, it's a planet" is obviously referring to the shape of the planet. (You can't have a spherical orbit.) There have been a couple of posts suggesting using orbital eccentricity as a standard, but not the grandparent.

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    17. Re:Enough already by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      This should be moderated funny.

      Why can't we just experience the universe directly without the interference of sybols and concepts.

      Without symbols and concepts people would be unable to communicate with each other. Society as we know it would not exist. It's important that 'planet' has an exact definition so when you call something a planet people know what you're talking about.

    18. Re:Enough already by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Oops, got my threads twisted.

      I was referring to this post as the "grandparent"... had thought it was in the same lineage as this one.

      Nothing to see here...move along....

    19. Re:Enough already by benna · · Score: 1

      But in compressing it much is lost. Better to sit by a lake and contimplate that directly than try and contemplate the earth and fail miserably.

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    20. Re:Enough already by snarkh · · Score: 1


      I will contemplate what you said.

    21. Re:Enough already by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      So much for the earth-as-planet theory, then. ;)

    22. Re:Enough already by etcshadow · · Score: 1

      Can I sit by a pond, instead? How about an inland sea?

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    23. Re:Enough already by localhost00 · · Score: 1
      If it's a sphere, it's a planet. If it's irregular shaped, it's not.

      Unfortunately, since Earth (or any other planet as we know them) is elongated around the equator, that means these are not spheres either.

      In fact, you will find that the Big Four are reeeeally elliptical. So whether or not these objects are spherical or not is not viable.

      Even if you allow a certain eccentricity, large natural satellites such as our moon would be classified as a planet by that definition.

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    24. Re:Enough already by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      But how do you know which one it is? We know that lakes don't even need to contain water to be classified as lakes! :-(

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    25. Re:Enough already by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mention pluto's orbital plane. I was just thinking about that ... I believe that pluto is probably the only "normal" planet in our solar system. IANAA, but I don't see any real reason why all the other planets must exist in the same orbital plane, but they do... likely the result of billions of years of orbits and alignment of the orbit due to preturbations such as gravity from the other planets.

      So, in a couple of billion years, when pluto's orbit arrives on the same freak plane as all the other planets, would you then consider it a planet? Nobody said the planets must orbit in the same plane... they just happen to, like freaks of nature.

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    26. Re:Enough already by jcsehak · · Score: 1

      For the same reason we have math -- so we can talk about things to other people and they'll know what we're talking about. Imagine:

      Astronomer 1: Hey I discovered something new about that dot in the sky the other day.
      Astronomer 2: Show me. [they go outside] Which one, the reddish one?
      A1: No, the white sparkly one, closer to the ground.
      A2: [looks around] what!?!
      A1: No, you fool, the ground off in the distance, with the big pointy things
      A2: Ahh. That one?
      A1: I don't know, where are you pointing?
      A2: I'm pointing at that one, THERE. Get behind my shoulder.
      A1: No, [moves arm] THAT one.
      A2; [has no idea which one he means] Oh, I see. What did you learn about it?
      A1: It's a.. crap, I don't know what to call it. It's DIFFERENT from the other ones.
      A2: I'm cold and you're boring.

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    27. Re:Enough already by Fouquet · · Score: 1

      I think Stern has half the definition correct. The other half should be a restriction by orbital eccentricity, and possibly inclination (although I'm not so sure about that one).

      I'm pretty sure that if you generate a histogram of the eccentricity of all known solar system objects that orbit the sun (so as to exclude moons) then you will see something quite similar to the brown dwarf desert. There will be a number of objects with very low eccentricity (ie. near circular orbits). Many of these are asteroids, and excluded by Stern's gravity qualification. I think there is a defecit of objects with slightly eccentric orbits, and then many objects with very eccentric orbits.

      If you only include the gravitiationally collapsed objects with very low eccentricity, then you have a well defined sample of objects. You'll have to add in Ceres and a few others to the 'current' list of planets, but not many.

      To answer to the people who asked why we need a definition of a planet... It is quite simple. Planets should be defined such that they better help us understand the formation of the solar system. All planets should be basically formed in similar ways, and those criteria should be used to drive solar system formation models. The definition definately does not depend on the symantics of the word. It should be a scientific definition which provides some useful constraints. As for the other solar system objects, we already have other astronomical classes that they fit into (asteroids, centaurs, long and short period comets, kuiper belt objects, oort cloud objects, etc). Heck, the asteroid classification alone is subdivided into a half dozen or so different types based on their orbits.

      I'll end with the note that there should probably be some caviot in the planet definition that once a planet, always a planet. By this I mean that if a planet is whacked by another body and sent into a high eccentricity orbit, then it is still a planet (if you can show that this occurred). Afterall, if someday mars were to get knocked out of the inner solar system, we wouldn't want to depreciate its status as a planet.

      As for Sedna, it is a oort cloud object (its orbit takes it 1000AU from the sun, and has an eccentricity of 0.9).

    28. Re:Enough already by PMuse · · Score: 1

      OK, now I'm confused. I knew that the length of a Martian day (e.g. zenith to zenith) was longer than an Earth day by around 1/2 hour. But, if Earth's Sidereal Rotation Period is 23.93419 hours, why don't our clocks slip 3.9 minutes per day so that after about 15 days, our clocks say noon when true zenith is about an hour away?

      This is what I get for trying to actualy read the sources referenced. Clearly, it's time for me to go back and take an astronomy course or three.

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    29. Re:Enough already by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Because our clocks and day-to-day lives are dictated by the solar day. A solar day is defined as the length of time for the sun to reappear at the same meridian. We define an hour as 1/24th of this length of time. Note that this requires that the earth rotate MORE than 360 degrees to cover the change in geometery due to the fact that the earth moves 1/365.24 around its orbit during each day, so the earth must rotate a little more for a solar day.

      23.93 hours is the length of the sidereal day, which is how long it takes the earth to rotate 360 degrees on its axis.

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    30. Re:Enough already by PMuse · · Score: 1

      A complete, cogent answer and a link. Wonders never cease.

      --Thanks

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    31. Re:Enough already by benna · · Score: 1

      Great so why do we need to do science then? If you fallow what i've said science doesn't matter in the least.

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    32. Re:Enough already by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Why can't we just experience the universe directly without the interference of sybols and concepts.

      We do, when we meditate. A thing is what it is. Or, to be Zen about it, a thing is also what it is not. Because without what a thing is not, how can a thing be what it is?

      That having been said, it's convenient to have symbols and concepts. Otherwise how would you have just posted that?

  15. I say it isn't a planet, but is a minor planet by saskboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And just what makes me an authority on this? I've taken more Astronomy classes in University than the average bear.

    So here is my reasoning from an old assinment of mine:
    A) Is Pluto a planet? Many measurable criteria signify that Pluto is a planet, but it is not a major planet. It is too small to be a major planet, so it is a minor planet or a giant comet. The only reason some astronomers still accept Pluto as one of the major planets, is because an American astronomer discovered Pluto in 1930, and they feel that changing its status to "minor" will minimize Pluto's significance in the solar system. Obviously books will need to be changed to reflect its new status, and many feel it would just be simpler to let it continue to be seen as a major planet, despite the facts saying otherwise.
    It might make sense to consider placing Pluto into different categories, such as minor planet and comet. "Dual status already exists for some comets and minor planets, which are given formal numbers and names in both kinds of catalogues." [Green] The various categories we have for collections of matter in our solar system are many. The main categories are star, giant gaseous planets, smaller rocky planets orbiting the sun inside the "asteroid belt", satellites orbiting both major and minor planets, trojans, comets, trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs) and Kuiper belt objects. Meteoroids, and bits of dust, gas, and sub-atomic particles round out the other matter in our solar system.
    A large asteroid named Ceres was first discovered in 1801, and was first presumed to be a comet. Then it was classified as a planet. That means astronomers, hypothesized that Ceres was a planet, they tested their hypothesis, and upon inspection of the available data years later they concluded that Ceres part of a new family of minor planets that was just being discovered. We now know of other TNOs, and Pluto doesn't look all too different from them, so we could adjust our view to place it as one of those other 100+ objects.
    We can teach school children valuable lessons about science and astronomy if we teach them the history of the classification of Pluto, but stop calling it the ninth major planet. Pluto would not be called a major planet if it were discovered today, so it is a bad lesson in science to ignore data in favour of political concerns. People who say Pluto should remain a planet because for 70 years we have called it so, do not know the history of astronomy. They either don't know or don't care that many celestial bodies have been reclassified as new scientific data is gathered. Outdated models are thrown away in favour of newer, and more accurate models. Pluto no longer fits the major planet model that we use for the 8 major planets, so with our new data we should find Pluto a new category.
    B)
    Pluto was classified as a planet, when the data available to astronomers indicated it was one. Now the technology has allowed us to gather more accurate data about Pluto's characteristics, we should re-evaluate it's current categorization. People have had to re-evaluate "scientific facts" for millennia. Classifying the Earth as the center of the universe made sense several hundred years ago, but now we know more data that shows it cannot be the center.
    From what we know about the physical characteristics about Pluto, I say it is a special minor planet. It seems odd to classify it as a kind of a comet, since I've seen no evidence that it leaves a trail of debris, and we don't know if the core is rocky, or ice like.

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    1. Re:I say it isn't a planet, but is a minor planet by Meneudo · · Score: 1

      "they feel that changing its status to "minor" will minimize Pluto's significance in the solar system"
      What significance? ;P

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    2. Re:I say it isn't a planet, but is a minor planet by saskboy · · Score: 1

      True, it's gravatiational signficance on Earth is less than a speck of local dust, unless it flings a KBO into Earth's orbit, which then we'd notice [hopefully].

      It's folklore is large though, representing part of the Disney empire, and texbook history. And it is a really cool Trans Nepunian Object. ;-)

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  16. You may call them whatever you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't answer you anyway.

  17. The grammar of pseudocode. by c0dedude · · Score: 1

    Huh... Post subject would literally translate to "Is pluto or sedna a planet?" implying a choice between the two, an either/or scenario. However, I believe the poster ment "Are {Pluto|Sedna} planets?" which sounds strange, but parses better, to "Are pluto or sedna planets?"

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    1. Re:The grammar of pseudocode. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Do you speak Scheme or Lisp? I don't, but I think that is the intent of the title.

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    2. Re:The grammar of pseudocode. by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      "Are Pluto and Sedna planets?" would be best and it's only 2 characters longer than "Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet?"

      People need to learn that using conventions from programming where they are irrelevent isn't cute, and generally doesn't save much effort or whatever other quantity one might hope to conserve.

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  18. #ls planets/ |egrep 'pluto|sedna'|wc -l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    0

    Nope. Guess not.

  19. Hmm... by josh+glaser · · Score: 1

    I don't know what to think about this...I mean, Pluto IS rather small, and so maybe we should just consider it part of a ring of minor planets on the edge of the solar system, along with Sedna and Quaoar. There's a ring of minor planets in between Mars and Jupiter, somewhere around the asteroid belt, too, so it wouldn't be totally out of the ordinary. (Which raises the question on the diference between an asteroid and a planet...) However, I also think that maybe we should consider Pluto a planet, if for no other reason then we have always considered it a planet, and wouldn't want to avoid confusion. But that's hardly scientific, is it?

    Either way...I just think the scientific community needs to make up it's mind already.

  20. Dog? by vwjeff · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small."

    Dog? I always that chihauhaus were large rats.

    1. Re: Dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Osquips!

    2. Re:Dog? by Zonekeeper · · Score: 0

      Dog? I always that chihauhaus were large rats.

      That's an insult to rats.

    3. Re:Dog? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we should call Pluto and Sedna 'Solar Chihauhaus' to distinguish them from respectable planets.

    4. Re:Dog? by macshit · · Score: 1

      Dog? I always that chihauhaus were large rats.

      Hmmm. Well, they both squeak when you step on 'em, but isn't it a bit cruel to the sleek creatures we know as "rats" to associate them with a bulging-eyed hairless dog-roach?

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    5. Re:Dog? by raoulortega · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chihuahuas and yorkies are doglets.

    6. Re:Dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just saying that because they taste like rats.

    7. Re:Dog? by floger · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, there's no way they'd make fertile offspring with a great-dane; so must be a different species.

      Ouch.

    8. Re:Dog? by Wiz · · Score: 1

      I think you mean they are a ROS..... ...rodent of unusual size!!!

    9. Re:Dog? by TMB · · Score: 1

      I always thought Pluto was a bloodhound. ;-)

      [TMB]

    10. Re:Dog? by chegosaurus · · Score: 1

      > "You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small."

      I would deny it a place on Earth if it were within my power.

    11. Re:Dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dog -nah - the coyotes out here like to think of chihauhaus as a nice, light snack......

    12. Re:Dog? by JLMore · · Score: 1
      Sorry, chihuahuas are medium sized rats.

      The large rats were featured in "The Killer Shrews" (1959) and look a lot like dogs wearing spray paint.

  21. Quoted quote is ridiculous by RealityProphet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alan Stern said, "wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small"

    yeah, no kidding. But if the definition of a dog included, "must not weigh less than 30lbs" then yes, a chihauhau would most certainly not be dog.
    I know there is no such definitive critereon for planets, but jeeze...a simple webster's definition includes the phrase "...large heavenly bodies..." (emph mine). Any reasonable defintion of large would probably exclude pluto, just as any reasonable definition of "large dog" would most certainly exclude the lowly chihauhau

    1. Re:Quoted quote is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moreover, it's important to qualify the types of people who own such dogs.

      Seriously, have you ever seen a Real Man(tm) walking a lap dog? Know what I mean?

    2. Re:Quoted quote is ridiculous by pknoll · · Score: 1

      Quoted quote is also misspelled - it's chihuahua.

    3. Re:Quoted quote is ridiculous by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But even in your own statement you show the problem: Terms like "large" are relative. They're comparative.

      A "large dog" is likely to be much smaller than a "large boat," is likely to be much smaller than a "large house," is likely to be much smaller than a "large planet," is likely...

      In fact I threw in all those "likely" statements precisely because the definition of "large" is so arbitrary. Is 1,000,000 a large number? It sure is if compared to .000001. It's not so impressive compared to 999,999 and it's small compared to 1,000,000,000,000.

      In order for size to be a valid criteria you would have to pick specific size over which an object must be to be considered a planet. If we're talking diameter, Pluto is roughly half the size of other objects we call planets. Then again, the moon of Calisto is roughly the same size as the planet Mercury. If we're talking mass, then it's roughly 25 times less massive than Mercury--but then again Mercury is 15 times less massive than Venus, 18 times less massive than Earth and over 300 times less massive than Neptune. What is our cutoff point? And more importantly, how did we arrive at it? If we're going to assign it arbitrarily right now then we can decide for ourselves whether or not it would be a "reasonable definition" to include objects similar to Pluto and the debate begins anew.

      (For those interested, the numbers at http://www.nineplanets.org/datamax.html were used for comparisons and my calculations are probably wrong. :P)

  22. What's a planet? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
    The term 'planet' initially meant an unusually bright star that moved, unlike all the others. (come on guys, you know this!)

    Honestly, the question is almost worthless. Does pluto change because I say it is/isn't a planet? Does it get bigger? It it worth more?

    Pluto is pluto. whether it is a planet or not is mere bookkeeping, not even worth discussion.

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  24. Let the Astrologers decide. by Melibeus · · Score: 5, Funny

    My charts are going to have to all be recalculated if Sedna is a planet. What a PITA if there ends up being 900 planets! How will I ever be able to calculate this week's horoscope before the week is up?

    We should have stuck to the original five. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Saturn. Earth doesn't count, since all these revolve around it.

    Let's not mess with our destinies. Don't upset the natural systems any more.

    1. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now we know why the astrologers have all been wrong!

    2. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Imperator · · Score: 3, Informative
      We should have stuck to the original five. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Saturn. Earth doesn't count, since all these revolve around it.

      The original seven, actually. The sun and the moon were planets. And yes, they all revolved around Earth. Church "scientists" were the first to add to this system; they put Heaven above the planets.

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    3. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Hays · · Score: 1

      Uranus is magnitude 5.8 - definitely visible under the very dark ancient skies. (I'm jealous of them).

      I wonder why it isn't included in these ancient lists? Moved too slowly for them to notice?

    4. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1
      I wonder why it isn't included in these ancient lists? Moved too slowly for them to notice?

      I think the parent answered this, obliquely:

      Church "scientists" were the first to add to this system; they put Heaven above the planets.


      Clearly, Uranus is Heaven!

      And you thought going to mars was a waste. It's a stepping stone to paradise!
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    5. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Etobian · · Score: 1

      You mean...as an astrologer...you don't KNOW how many planets there are?

    6. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by djward · · Score: 1

      Also, it should have been called Rupert, not Sedna. And if it was just discovered that means the end is quite nigh.

    7. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the original five are clearly Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Venus. Bonus points if you figure out the reference.

    8. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      That's why you need to invest in your own Beowulf Astrology cluster. You shouldn't do your horoscopes by hand. You should let the computer figure in all those asteriods, and then you can claim to be modeling the most accurate horoscopics!

    9. Re:Let the Astrologers decide. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uranus is Heaven!

      I didn't remember you, I must have been really drunk that night. Anyway, thanks for the compliment.

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  25. Criteria? by Dasher42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what do we settle upon for criteria? Size is actually rather an arbitrary and vague boundary at both ends.

    The fact that it orbits the Sun, specifically? The Sun's nothing special, we've found plenty of other stars that have planets. And if the Sun snuffed it tomorrow, would the Earth cease to be a planet? Would Ganymede be a planet if it were let loose for a stroll on its own away from Jupiter?

    What about moons? Venus and Mercury don't have them, and those two rocks around Mars don't count.

    It can't be geological activity, because Mercury is dormant and Io, a moon, beats everything we've yet seen for volcanic eruptions.

    I think that having a discernable stata and a core of different composition than the crust sounds like a good rule of thumb, because then you're not just talking about a lump of rock that happens to be round, like Ceres. Now we just need to see what Pluto, Quaoar, Sedna have got in that department.

    1. Re:Criteria? by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      And if the Sun snuffed it tomorrow, would the Earth cease to be a planet?

      I'd imagine the large explosion would cause us to cease to be a planet, yes...

      That's what's supposed to happen in a few short billion years, correct?

    2. Re:Criteria? by 6.023e23 · · Score: 1
      How about the presence of a magnetic field?

      How about having an orbit that lies along the same plane as all the 8 "major planets"?

      How about having an orbit that has a low eccentricity and does not intersect the orbit of a "major planet"?

      Kosmoi and earthsci.org have some good basic info.

      In each of these cases Pluto would stand out as an exception.

    3. Re:Criteria? by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Magnetic fields would guarantee it, I think, because it would suggest an iron core. Having enough gravity to have seismic activity and eruptions should guarantee it, I think!

      Plane and eccentricity of the orbit doesn't seem right because a passing star can change that. We've also seen many planets with orbits far more eccentric than Plutos, yet several times the mass of Jupiter - they count, right?

      What I'm saying is that when you have a core, a mantle, and a crust, the conclusion can be made.

    4. Re:Criteria? by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      " think that having a discernable stata and a core of different composition than the crust sounds like a good rule of thumb,"

      What about planets like Jupiter that don't have a crust (at least not a discernable one) and theroretically don't have a terrible discernable strata beyond a series of cloud decks covering an ocean of helium and a core of solid hydrogen.

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    5. Re:Criteria? by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Let's refine this: Jupiter puts out more energy than it receives, but it's due to gravitational compression, not fusion. The same is true for those planets we've detected with twenty times Jupiter's mass, I understand.

      Let's make the criteria for the high threshhold work on the low end. If an object can cause a state change of its own matter due to its gravitational compression, you get a core, a mantle, and perhaps a crust in some proportion. Bingo, a moon or planet.

      Distilled, I'm arguing for energy output because of gravity as the primary feature of a planet.

    6. Re:Criteria? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      That's what's supposed to happen in a few short billion years, correct?

      Nope. It will just gradually swell to about the orbit of Mars. Planet cores might survive, but wouldn't be exactly suitable for living. Or something like that. My last physics class was more than a decade ago. :-)

    7. Re:Criteria? by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but around that time our galaxy will be colliding with M81, so that will hardly be the hippest show in town.

  26. Re:I say it isn't a planet, Harvard by saskboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Harvard has a nice page with lots of links an references for people looking to dig deeper into the Minor Planet definition under which asteroids like Ceres and Sedna fall under.

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  27. planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, both are spheroids. Both have atmospheres. Both orbit our sun. Both even have satellites of their own. The only reasons one COULD say that they're not are that they're small, and they're way far out there. Both of those 'arguments' are pretty pathetic, IMO.

    In short, there are more reasons for them to BE classes as planets than for them NOT to be.

    On a related note, 'Sedna' is a really good name for an HMO, but a really _horrible_ name for a planet! *booo* Hell, even 'Planet 10' is a better name than Sedna!

    1. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Xeth · · Score: 1

      Pluto doesn't really have a moon. Charon is so close in size, and their orbits are so intertwined, that I believe they're technically considered "co-planets", or something along those lines.

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    2. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Both even have satellites of their own."

      Ehhh...

      To be really picky about Newton's third law, moons don't orbit the planet itself, but instead both tend to revolve around a point between the two centers of mass (ie. the center of mass of the planet-moon system) because of mutual gravitational attraction. For example, the reason we're able to find (disgustingly massive) extrasolar planets is that the planets pull on its parent star enough for the star's motion to be visible from here.

      I don't know off the top of my head whether the mass ratio between the earth and the moon is enough to pull the center of mass of the earth-moon system outside of the earth, but I do know the center of mass of Pluto-Charon is well outside of Pluto.

      So that might throw a wrench into the works of a "it has a moon so it's a planet" idea.

    3. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by egomaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only reasons one COULD say that they're not are that they're small, and they're way far out there. Both of those 'arguments' are pretty pathetic, IMO.

      If arguing that Sedna is not a planet based on size is pathetic, then you had best be prepared to grant full planet status to every single asteroid and comet in the solar system. For that matter, why stop there? Doesn't every speck of space dust orbiting the sun deserve to be called a planet?

      Face it, size matters. We can hopefully all agree that Jupiter is a planet, and a speck of dust orbiting the sun isn't. Why do we call one a planet, and the other not?

      Not composition -- the planets vary widely in composition, from rocky and metallic to ethereal and gaseous. Suppose the speck of dust has a composition similar to Mercury? It's still not a planet.

      Not distance -- if we discovered something the size of Jupiter clearly orbiting the Sun, but at great distance, I very much doubt that it would be denied planetary status.

      Not temperature -- they range from the super-hot Mercury and Venus to the icy-cold Neptune.

      Not geology -- how big is Jupiter's core? Is it made of rock, metal, or some combination of the two? We don't have a clue, so obviously we aren't using that to decide whether or not it is a planet.

      Not shape -- A billiard ball orbiting the sun is not a planet, despite its spherical shape.

      Go ahead, try to come up with some characteristic that all of the planets have in common, and which is not shared by any of the non-planets. I very much doubt that you can come up with anything other than large size or great mass.

      Pick one -- size or mass. I don't care which. Then agree on a number. Everything which orbits the sun and is bigger/more massive than that is a planet. Anything which fails that test is not. Period.

      This is not a fundamental question of science. It's a matter of naming things. At some point we stop calling something an asteroid/planetoid and start calling it a planet. We just need agree on where exactly that point lies.

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    4. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's a damn shame Pluto exists. Now we can't call Sedna 'IX' instead. If we called it IX, we wouldn't have to worry about whether it's a planet or not.

    5. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by antic · · Score: 1

      When I first heard about Sedna, I wondered if it'd been discovered by astronomers in South America -- reverse the letters in "sedna"...

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    6. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Zoop · · Score: 1

      On a related note, 'Sedna' is a really good name for an HMO, but a really _horrible_ name for a planet!

      And, of course, we already know that it's Mondas.

    7. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Hell, even 'Planet 10' is a better name than Sedna!

      I don't know.... "Planet 10 from Outer Space" just doesn't quite scan...

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    8. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Well, as I recall, the Earth-Moon system is sometimes considered a double planet as well.

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    9. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Sedna have to do with the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster?

    10. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      i think binary planets would make more sense, like a binary star system

    11. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      > Not shape -- A billiard ball orbiting the sun is not a planet, despite its spherical shape.

      True, but then again, that's a billiard ball. I would hope you could tell the difference.

      Howzabout it must meet all of the following:

      1) Orbits the sun
      2) Spheroidal shape
      3) How it formed (should be fairly obvious if it was formed via an acretion disc or if it's a fragment of something)

      And of course, this being Slashdot, this list _must_ continue thusly:

      4) ...
      5) Profit!

    12. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, both are spheroids. Both have atmospheres. Both orbit our sun. Both even have satellites of their own. The only reasons one COULD say that they're not are that they're small, and they're way far out there.

      Don't know about Sedna, but Pluto's orbit is also seriously out of whack compared to other planets.

    13. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by PatientZero · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The article suggests picking mass and shape: if the body is massive enough such that its own gravity formed it into a spheroid, it's a planet.

      None of the steroids or comets would be planets, nor specs of dust nor billiard balls orbiting the sun. This seems like a much more reasonable criterion than "it's bigger than 2000km."

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    14. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      It's been years since I read anything about this, but I seem to recall some controversy about this a while ago. Specifically, Pluto and Charon seemed to orbit each other rather than Charon orbiting Pluto.

      Where am I coming from? Nowhere specific. Where am I going? Absolutely nowhere. I just have karma to burn. :)

    15. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the center of mass of the earth-moon system is about 1000 km down from the Earth's surface. But it's much closer to the surface than to the center.

      Despite this, many astronomers still classify the earth-moon system as a double planet rather than as a primary+satellite. This is partly because, as Alan Stern argues, they basically do use the self-gravity rule to define "planet". Another line of reasoning is that the moon's orbit is everywhere concave to the sun, so technically it isn't orbiting the earth. Rather, both are in the same orbit about the sun, and are doing the "orbital dance" that two bodies in a common orbit do.

      In any case, words like "planet" are human concepts. The universe doesn't have to supply objects that fit nicely into our classificational bins, and in this case, it doesn't.

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    16. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by TimToady · · Score: 1

      Any body is massive enough for its own gravity to form it into a spheroid if it has ever been close enough to the sun for some major component of it to melt...

    17. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by NateOS · · Score: 1

      like a marble?

    18. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe this got modded up. I know, I shouldn't be surprised the no one reads the article...

    19. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      None of the steroids ... would be planets

      I don't think the parent was ever suggesting we define such molecules as cholesterol or testosterone as planets...

      p

    20. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Flingles · · Score: 0

      Finally! Someone here on /. does not have a Humble opinion. Must be because of unusually good self esteem.

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    21. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a related note, 'Sedna' is a really good name for an HMO, but a really _horrible_ name for a planet! *booo* Hell, even 'Planet 10' is a better name than Sedna!

      Somebody here suggested "Nox" last time around, and I think that one's perfect. Well, if you're not gonna use a HHGTTG reference anyway.

    22. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Both even have satellites of their own"

      So do numerous asteroids and TNOs. So what?

    23. Re:planet, definitely (both Pluto & Sedna) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, even 'Planet 10' is a better name than Sedna!

      So let's call it Planet X!
      D'OH!

  28. Gravitational Rounding AND Atmosphere by Queer+Boy · · Score: 0

    I think there needs to be the addition of an atmosphere to be considered a planet. Really it's just a round rock without one. It pretty much classifies moons as planets without that qualifier.

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    1. Re:Gravitational Rounding AND Atmosphere by 6.023e23 · · Score: 1
      I think there needs to be the addition of an atmosphere to be considered a planet

      However, that would include some moons (think Titan and Triton in specific). Better to include (as well) the orbit of a star (as opposed to the orbit of a planet or other non-stellar body).

    2. Re:Gravitational Rounding AND Atmosphere by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think there needs to be the addition of an atmosphere to be considered a planet. Really it's just a round rock without one. It pretty much classifies moons as planets without that qualifier.

      First -- how much atmosphere? Every sizable rock will be able to hold onto at least a few gas molecules.

      Second -- the Sun has stripped Mercury of its atmosphere. However, if Mercury were orbiting at the distance of Mars, it would have been able to retain quite a bit more air. Your definition is biased against close planets.

      Third -- our atmosphere came largely from outgassing. A planet with a different composition (say, similar to the moon), or less active tectonics, might have dramatically less of an atmosphere.

      So, you have now tied the definition of what is a planet to a complicated interplay between its size, composition, geology, distance from the sun, and who-knows-what-else factors.

      Can't we just say "You need to be this big to be called a planet" and leave it at that?

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    3. Re:Gravitational Rounding AND Atmosphere by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

      In any case, I'm not ready for "My Very Extravagant Mother Just Served Us Nine Polish Sausages"

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  29. Whatever happened to Quaruar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or however it was spelled? Didn't this whole debate come up a relatively short while back when this planetoid was discovered? It seems a little odd that no mention is made of this other recent Kuiper Belt planetoid discovery, in all of these stories on Sedna. Does the media have a ridiculously short memory these days or what?

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    1. Re:Whatever happened to Quaruar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean Quauar.

    2. Re:Whatever happened to Quaruar? by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, sorry, my bad. I promise I won't do it again - or at least not to Sedna.

    3. Re:Whatever happened to Quaruar? by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      It's officially a Kuiper Belt or Trans-Nepturian (depending on who you ask) object, not a planet.

  30. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lucky for us we didn't discover a 'planet' with a completely liquid surface yet, to limit the 'round' criterion even more. This way astronauts making water bubbles on ISS can claim they're planet-makers ;-)

    (hint: surface tension also makes things round)

  31. What about the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i was in grade school (2nd or 3rd grade) we made up a stupid sentence to remember the planets...

    M y
    V ideo
    E ye
    M ay
    J ust
    S how
    U s
    N ine
    P lanets

    Damn you people for robbing me of my childhood!

    1. Re:What about the children by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 1

      My
      Very
      Eager
      Mother
      Just
      Sent
      Us
      Nine
      Piz zas

    2. Re:What about the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M y
      V ideo
      E ye
      M ay
      J ust
      S how
      U s
      N ine
      P lanets
      S ucka!

    3. Re:What about the children by Unregistered · · Score: 3, Funny

      My
      Very
      Evil
      Mother
      Just
      Sent
      Us
      Nothing

    4. Re:What about the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My
      Very
      Evil
      Mother
      Just
      Sent
      Us
      Nothing

      Plus
      Sedna

  32. What's in a name? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1, Funny
    "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet".

    Oh, ok, I suppose it's in space, and space is usually a pretty good vacuum, so doesn't smell. Unless you're in a space suit. In which case it wouldn't necessarily smell sweet. Might smell as sweat; but that's the smellor not the smellee asteroid. Hmm. Right.

    But my point remains I think. Glad to have made it I think. Worth saying. Right. Good. Yes.

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    1. Re:What's in a name? by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      When looking at the vast differences in other planets, is there yet a significant scientific reason to classify Pluto as something different.

      It's the smallest of the planets, it's the farthest away, it's in a collection of other objects of similar size that aren't considered planets, and it's got an elliptical orbit.

  33. THIS was Ceti Alpha Five by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1
    THIS is Ceti Alpha 725

    Six months after Kirk stranded us here, Ceti Alpha 6 blew up, and according to GRAVITY RULES the 720 fractured pieces large enough to collapse into roughly spherical shapes count as planets, even though they aren't spherical yet and won't be even in my eugenically extended life time.

    So the shockwave that blasted our planet outside their orbit means THIS is Ceti Alpha 726. Gravity Rules. MINE is the superior intellect!

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  34. Pluto In Entirely Different Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignoring the size issue would mean there are literally millions of "planets" orbiting our sun. Obviously there must be some threshold, just as Saturn doesn't have a ring of moons, and there isn't a Planet Belt just past Mars. But ignoring the absolute idiocy of that arguement, many astronomers don't consider Pluto to be a planet because it's orbit is in an entirely different plane than the rest of the planets. While the other eight all line up nicely, Pluto and Sedna have their orbits tilted at an angle. The orbits themselves are also much more elliptical. All this is in line with the definition of an asteroid, not a planet.

  35. Well unlike the daughter I don't mind by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Too old to have to pass a test anyway. 900 hundred planets? Good kids these days are to lazy anyway.

    But yes purely excluding on size seems stupid. What he says makes a lot of sense. So what if it upsets some people who like a nice clean solar system. Simply saying But one thing I miss is what seperates moons from planets. Is the moon also a planet? Or did he forget to include that a planet has to orbit a star directly? (the moon orbits the sun indirectly).

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  36. Inconsistency by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He wants a Boolean criterion (yes/no) for planethood, but then criticizes a 'minimum mass' limit as being arbitrary. It is not possible to impose a Boolean criterion onto parameters that vary continuously without there being an arbitrary boundary somewhere.

    Other than that, a pretty good discussion. His suggestion will still require an arbitrary boundary (how round is round?) but it is not totally arbitrary.

    His rule has a problem that it turns into planets objects that we had previously decided were not planets. It has the advantage of being less arbitrary than the alternatives. Whether the advantage outweighs the disadvantage is a matter of taste.

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  37. Approach to understanding the solar system. by pavon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think part of the problem is the fact that memorizing the 9 planets are all most people really know about our solar system, and so they tend to be fairly sentimental about it. I think a much more accurate and interesting approach to teaching kids would be to start of by brainstorming all the different types of objects in space - galaxies, solar systems, stars, moons, astroids, comets, nebulas. Then instead of memorizing just the planets memorize all the different regions of our solar system and what makes them special. Start with the sun, then you get to the inner planets, then astroid belt made mostly of rock, then giant gass planets, then the Kupier Belt full of icy objects and finally the Oort cloud. Then lastly you describe the interesting features of each area, including the planets and what makes them unique.

    This journey approach would be far more interesting to the kids and by the time you got to the point of describing pluto and charon, they would have an understanding of how diverse (for lack of non PC word) matter in space is and would be less concerned about sticking a specific catagory on it, and just be excited that it was yet another unique and interesting thing.

    It's the difference between decribing the cool terrain, people and features in country as opposed to just memorizing the state capitals. The former is far more interesting, and informative, and kids will eat it up.

  38. Too Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deimos and Phobos are the moons of Mars and they are not round.

    Ceres doesn't even have its own orbit (it shares it with other asteroids).

    1. Re:Too Simple by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Deimos and Phobos are the moons of Mars and they are not round.

      We're talking about planets here, not moons. While many moons could be planets if they orbited the sun under this definition, that doesn't mean a moon must always be that large.

      Um, unless I'm missing something.

      Ceres doesn't even have its own orbit (it shares it with other asteroids).

      God bless the internet, destroyer of ignorance. Your comment made me wonder what is going to happen to Ceres. I was thinking maybe it would form a planet. Turns out it probably was forming one, and was pulled apart once Jupiter formed. So you could consider Ceres to be a slowly dying planet, and the rest of the asteroids are part of the remains. Neat, eh?

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  39. Who cares by p51d007 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't think in the grand scheme of things, that it makes a bit of difference. WHO CARES!
    I'd be more concerned if another idiot with a cause would fly a plane into a building.

  40. Difference by centauri · · Score: 1

    Will someone, once and for all, tell me what difference it makes whether something is called a planet or not?

    Classifications can be such a pain. You'll always have someone arguing about those members at the border between classes. What are important are an object's characteristics not its name. Just saying the word "planet" wouldn't tell me anything, I'd still need to know its vital statistics. So why not call it a planet or a belt object or an invisible pink unicorn, for all the good it does, and then file all the USEFUL information we can about it.

    It's like the koan about what to call a short staff. If you call it a short staff, you deny the truth that it is also a piece of firewood, a lever, a weapon, a paperweight, or any number of other things. If you don't call it a short staff, you ignore the fact that it IS a short staff.

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  41. Wrong by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    Tomato is, and always has been, a fruit.
    The supreme court rulled that it was a vegitibale so schools could meet nutrienal guide lines.
    Rule of thumb:
    Does it have seeds? then its a fruit.

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    1. Re:Wrong by bradm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cucumbers. Zucchini and all forms of Squash. Green beans...

    2. Re:Wrong by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The supreme court didn't declare the tomato a vegetable, they said that it should be treated as a vegetable for tax/regulation purposes.

      That was in 1893. A fruit importer filed a lawsuit since to recover duties levied on fruits (but not vegetables). It had nothing to do with school lunch or nutritional guidelines.

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    3. Re:Wrong by hInstance · · Score: 5, Funny

      What!? As any child can tell you, fruit tastes good, whereas vegetables are ucky. Therefore, the tomato is a vegetable. (Unless it's used in pizza sauce, at which time it is cast as a fruit)

    4. Re:Wrong by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yes, and all fruits are: Animal? No. Mineral? No. Vegetable? Yes.

      Therefore, tomatoes are vegetables, just like apples, peas, and pine trees.

    5. Re:Wrong by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Yes, all fruits. Next question?

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    6. Re:Wrong by schtum · · Score: 2, Informative
      Let's get the facts straight before this becomes an urban legend. You're right that the previous poster was wrong, but the truth is even more outrageous. It was ketchup, not tomatoes, that the government tried (and failed) to declare a vegetable:
      In 1981, Ronald Reagan's budget director, David Stockman, proposed classifying ketchup as a vegetable as part of Reagan's budget cuts for federally financed school lunch programs (it would make it cheaper to satisfy the requirements on vegetable content of lunches). The suggestion was widely ridiculed and the proposal was killed.
    7. Re:Wrong by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Corn?

      Watermelon?

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    8. Re:Wrong by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      heh, yep! A fruit is a reproductive organ containing a germ.

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    9. Re:Wrong by Xailia · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Corn - Seeds lining a core, you eat the seeds - Vegetable Watermellon - Sometimes, and originally carried seeds, you eat the pulp in which the seeds reside - Fruit Socially though, Vegetables are things that are usually baked, or put into things that are cooked. Fruits that have qualities that work in those conditions are usually referred to as vegetables (Tomatos, Eggplants, Cucumbers/Zucchinis, Chilis, etc.) Fruits are usually considered VERY sweet (considering tomatos and sweet chilis are on the blander side of sweet), and are usually not cooked. Eating without anything else (Mellons, Oranges, Grapes), but occationally put on top of pancakes or other cooked batter foods, or put in pies... Mmmm pies. Really it's very subjective though, and while a Tomato, Cucumber, or Eggplant is technically a fruit, it's used so much as a vegetable, that for cooking reference, it's best categorized as a vegetable. ...mmmm.... pie.

    10. Re:Wrong by Xailia · · Score: 0

      Should have checked Plain text instead of HTML Formatted.

      Bah, new user woes.

    11. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael is a fruit. How many more of you reading this are fruits?

    12. Re:Wrong by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Informative
      The words of the US Supreme Court:

      Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans, and peas. But in the common language of the people, whether sellers or consumers of provisions, all these are vegetables which are grown in kitchen gardens, and which, whether eaten cooked or raw, are, like potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, cauliflower, cabbage, celery, and lettuce, usually served at dinner in, with, or after the soup, fish, or meats which constitute the principal part of the repast, and not, like fruits generally, as dessert.


      Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893)
    13. Re:Wrong by oshy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The EU reclasified carots as fruit.

      This was so that someone could make and sell "Carot Jam".

      For it to be clasified as jam, it has to be made from fruit.

      So if she weighs the same as a duck, she is made of wood and therefor a witch.

    14. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, you forgot SCO management from your otherwise illustrating list.

    15. Re:Wrong by bigfatwill · · Score: 0

      So what's a banana then? I heard it was a herb, but find this very hard to believe...??

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    16. Re:Wrong by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is a legal fiction to satisfy the food regulations - not a reclassification, more a kind of dual-licensing :)

      Carrot Jam is quite common - you can buy it in corner shops around here - however food regulations specify that jam must have a certain percentage of fruit to be called jam (which is good - I want to be sure what I'm buying is what it says on the pack). This is just a workaround for it.

    17. Re:Wrong by subjectstorm · · Score: 1

      I'd always heard that a watermelon was a berry. how bout that, eh?

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    18. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A banana is a fruit. A banana "tree" is an herb because it does not have a woody stem.

    19. Re:Wrong by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Jeremy Erwin quoted (#8642821): "Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans, and peas. But in the common language of the people, whether sellers or consumers of provisions, all these are vegetables..." Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893).
      schtum wrote (#8641139): In 1981, Ronald Reagan's budget director, David Stockman, proposed classifying ketchup as a vegetable [for] school lunch programs...
      oshy wrote (#8642843): The EU reclasified carots as fruit. This was so that someone could make and sell "Carot Jam".

      To be sure, it's amusing that these governmental bodies have made these odd classifications to serve the expediency of the moment. What's more amusing to me is watching slashdotters cite regulatory laws as a source of truth. Wouldn't we rather cite some international botanical union or another's standards?

      I mean, if somebody's parliament passes a law punting Pluto from Planethood, are we actually going to accept that on their say-so? What would Galileo and Copernicus think of us if we did?

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    20. Re:Wrong by Darby · · Score: 1

      Tomato is, and always has been, a fruit.

      Nope.

      Fruits are sweet and delicious.
      Tomatoes are gross and disgusting, hence vegetables.

    21. Re:Wrong by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1
      Read closely, he didn't say that.

      He said "rulled that it was a vegitibale so schools could meet nutrienal guide lines"

      you would argue with someone who obviously KNOWS the supreme court rullings, and knows about nutrienal guide lines? Jeez, I can't have my wages garnisheed.

    22. Re:Wrong by Xailia · · Score: 0

      Melons and Squashes are all members of the family Cucurbitaceae.

      Most berries are members of the family Rosaceae (Rose Family).

    23. Re:Wrong by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      Yet somewhere....out there....on Slashdot...right now....right this VERY SECOND....someone from an EU country is typing "Americans are stupid". Next time I see one of these trans-Atlantic pissing-contests in progress I'm going to troll with "Carot Jam". I knew there was a reason I got up today......

    24. Re:Wrong by mereniel · · Score: 1

      preview button. use it, learn it, love it.

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    25. Re:Wrong by Wyzard · · Score: 1

      Hey! Tomatoes are good! :-P

  42. Round, around the Sun = Planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I've seen this criteria somewhere, but not in the aforementioned article:
    if it orbits the sun and it is round, then it's a planet.
    Planetoid could be something approximately spherical/ellipsoid, like Vesta.

  43. Just to clear things up. by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    Everything that orbits this planet is a satellite. This includes the Moon, Mir, and that glove some astronaut lost.

    Everything that orbits the Sun is a planet. Everything. Whether it deserves a name is another matter.

    So let's arbitrarily set a threshold of 500 miles as the minimum diameter for something to get a name. What about objects that are 499 miles wide? Oh, well.

    (Yo quiro Taco Bell...)

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    1. Re:Just to clear things up. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Everything that orbits this planet is a satellite. This includes the Moon, Mir, and that glove some astronaut lost.

      Wrong. It includes Mir and the glove. It does not include the Moon. Because the Moon and the Earth revolve around a central point a few hundred kilometers beneath the Earth's crust, we're actually a double-planet.

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  44. Flawed metaphor by flikx · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,

    chihauhaus are clearly rodents, not dogs. Therefor, Sedna is not a planet, but a rodent.

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    1. Re:Flawed metaphor by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,

      Geez... it's chihuahua. Chihauhau doesn't even look remotely like the word sounds!

      YAGASENCTSSE
      (yet another gripe about slashdot editors not correcting the slightest spelling errors)

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    2. Re:Flawed metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are wrong. Chihauhau is actually the correct spelling in Michigan.

    3. Re:Flawed metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

    4. Re:Flawed metaphor by NateOS · · Score: 1

      well now we found out what Darl McB's username on /. is

    5. Re:Flawed metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And therefore, Pluto is.... a duck!

  45. Easy... by buddha42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I say we just give them a new name signifying that they are planet-like, but ultimately "not a planet".

    planot

  46. Why waste the breath? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What usefulness is the "planet" designation anyway? To me, it's just an arbitrary classification that doesn't mean anything in the end. If you describe the body in question--its orbit, its size, its composition, atmosphere, etc.--then you've told me everything I need to know about it to make my own judgements. Calling it a planet or not is just for warm fuzzies.

    People argue over whether to call Pluto, Sedna, and Quaoar "planets" or "trans-Neptunian objects," but even once they finally decide, they won't have actually told me anything new that I didn't already know.

  47. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about the simple argument that planets are gravitationally strong enough to pull themselves into nearly spherical objects, whereas asteroids are not.

    I like this definition a lot. While it does leave some wiggle room as to what exactly constitutes "spherical", it is still based on a physical property of the object related to its mass. This makes it better than any arbitrary size/mass requirement (e.g. "Anything as big or bigger than Pluto").

    Pluto, BTW, Sedna, and many of the largest moons can all do this.

    I'm going to be extremely unhappy with any definition that demotes Pluto. Also, anything that makes Pluto not a planet is going to be close to making Mercury not a planet, and that's just not acceptable. :)

    I also think, for the record, that if something as large as Luna, or Titan, or Europa were out floating in space orbiting the sun and not another planet, they would be considered planets too.

    Titan is bigger than Mercury, so a Sun-orbiting Titan not being considered a planet is unacceptable. :) But clearly a planet-sized object orbiting another planet is a moon. Again, this definition makes perfect sense.

    I'm not an astronomer (but I play one on occasional weekends), but of all the definitions I've heard, "big enough to be spherical and orbiting a star" is the simplest and most logical.

    And for the record -- if there was some comet out in the Ort cloud with an incredibly eccentric orbit around the sun that was the size of Titan, that'd be a planet too. IMHO. :)

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  48. Only major planets have moons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only major planets have moons.

    Does Pluto have a moon? [checking] Yes.

    Therefore, Pluto is a major planet.

    1. Re:Only major planets have moons by josh+glaser · · Score: 1

      "Only major planets have moons.

      Does Pluto have a moon? [checking] Yes.

      Therefore, Pluto is a major planet."

      Hmm...I guess you might have a point there...I didn't know the whole satellite thing was a qualification for major/minor planet status, but I could see how it would be, I guess. (Could anyone second this?) Of course, then you get into the argument of whether Pluto/Charon is a double (minor) planet or not...the whole thing is very convoluted. I still think scientists really need to just decide. Flip a coin. Play "Rock Paper Scissors." I don't care. Just decide...

    2. Re:Only major planets have moons by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      "Only major planets have moons."
      There are several asteorids in the asteroid belt that have their own moons. Some of the moons of the gas giants, if not in this solar system then undoubtfully in others, have their own moons. Henhce, in true /. tradition, you fail it (or rather your hypothesis fails.)

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    3. Re:Only major planets have moons by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but I imagine that the centre of mass of the whole Pluto/Charon system is not under the surface of Pluto. That would mean that it's a double planet rather than a planet/moon system. The COM of the Earth/Luna system is under Earth's surface. The COM for the entire solar system is near the centre of the sun. That's why we say the moon orbits Earth and everything orbits the sun. But Pluto/Charon may very well orbit each other (more accurately, a point between them).

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  49. New mnemonic... by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    M any
    V ery
    E gocentric
    M en
    J ust
    S aid
    U ntrue
    N ine
    P lanets
    S urpassed

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  50. I still say that it is a MAJOR planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Pluto has a moon. Find me a minor planet that has a moon.

    1. Re:I still say that it is a MAJOR planet. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Have you heard of Ida and Dactyl?

      You have now.

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  51. Planets are round!! by joeware · · Score: 0

    Any object the orbits a star that has enough mass, and therefore gravity, to become spherical. The moons of Mars for instance, are very much like asteroids caught in Mars' gravity. They do not, however have enough mass to become round. Most of the objects past Pluto probably are very small. Sedna's planet status should governed by it's shape.

    1. Re:Planets are round!! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the summary of the article, Captain Reiteration.

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  52. Pluto a planet???? by 3seas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone think to ask Disney?

  53. Orbits are important too by skizrule · · Score: 1

    One thing to keep in mind in the planet/not a planet debate is the fact that the first eight planets have relatively circular orbits, while Pluto and Sedna have highly, highly elliptical orbits, more similar to comets than the other planets. Also, the first eight planets all orbit fairly close to the same plane (think "plate like"), while Pluto is inclined around 30 degrees, if my memory serves me correctly. This obviously won't end the argument, but it is something to think about.

    1. Re:Orbits are important too by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      I've never considered Pluto/Charon a planet. The two are obviously captured asteroids albeit large ones. I view planets are bodies that formed out of whatever nebula formed their local star and were born in an rather circular orbit. That's a rough sketch of my opinion, I guess. Pluto/Charon do not appear to meet these criteria (but what do I know?).

      Now, I see Sedna in the same light. Doesn't pretty much everything in the Oort Cloud as well as the asteroid belt between Earth and Mars orbit the sun? Why aren't we calling them planets, too?

  54. Pluto doesn't care what you call it... by olePigeon+(Wik) · · Score: 1

    Pluto doesn't care what you call it, it's f*cking rock.

    1. Re:Pluto doesn't care what you call it... by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      I've seen the cartoons, and he always seemed to care what Mickey called him.

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  55. I say Pluto/Charon don't count by nsayer · · Score: 1

    Speaking for myself, I'd say the first criteria for planet status would be having an orbit in the plane (within reason) of the rest of the planets and not crossing the orbits of any of the others.

    I wouldn't say that was sufficient, but I would say it is required.

    1. Re:I say Pluto/Charon don't count by rk · · Score: 1

      So, if we found some big Jupiter sized object orbiting the sun high above the plane of the ecliptic, you would rule it out as aplanet?

      What if we found nine or ten objects like that all in their own (not so) little ecliptic? Then maybe we're not on a planet.

      I know that the probability of these things is highly unlikely, but I don't think a "within x degrees of the ecliptic" is an especially good definition.

    2. Re:I say Pluto/Charon don't count by nsayer · · Score: 1

      If you read a science history book, you'll see that our models of the nature of atoms changed radically over the course of the 19th and early 20th centuries. I'd even go so far as to suggest that if you take sub-atomic physics into account that the model is still changing today. It is obviously the nature of science that observations or experiments of tomorrow may invalidate models and ideas of today.

      The best we can do is what we currently know. And given current knowledge, I'd say that planets are in the ecliptic plane and don't cross each other's orbits.

      If you are going to suggest that alternate ecliptic planes are possible, then one of the first things you might want to do is suggest a mechanism by which they could theoretically occur, and whether your theory either explains any current observations or makes any predictions that can be tested observationally.

      If we find multi-ecliptic extra-solar systems, or (as you suggest) another gas giant orbiting the sun (that somehow has not been predicted gravitationally) then clearly I'll have to revise my position.

  56. A chihuahua is a dog? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Man! And here I thought that Taco Bell was being weird with a talking, undersized, somewhat twitchy rat!

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  57. Why not call Pluto a planet for history's sake? by tstoneman · · Score: 1

    It's pretty clear from the planes that each planet makes around the sun that every planet except for Pluto came from the original gas formation or whatever that created the solar system. Pluto is the only one that has a messed up orbit, so it's obvious it's some type of captured mass that got too close to the solar system.

    But who cares? Let's just call it a planet for the sake of history. Jeeze, I mean we have the Pacific, Indian, and Atlantic Oceans even though they are clearly the same body of water. The difference between the Indian and Pacific Ocean is even more nebulous.

    Why not call Pluto a captured planet, and keep it as it is, ie. a planet within the solar system, and everything else, just forget it. We don't need any new members... the people who are trying to induct anything new just want their names in the history books.

  58. How are we going to remember 10? by BrGaribaldi · · Score: 1

    My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickle Sandwiches?

  59. More discussion by ilyag · · Score: 1

    There's an interesting discussion of this and some facts at kuro5hin.

  60. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

    How about the simple argument that planets are gravitationally strong enough to pull themselves into nearly spherical objects, whereas asteroids are not.

    This is exactly what is proposed in the article. I don't think moons should be included, though, since their primary orbit is a planet, rather than a star.

  61. Remember by xihr · · Score: 1

    The objects out there don't care what you call them. Astronomy doesn't magically change because we call something a "planet" or not, the bodies still have the same properties that they had whether or not you classify them, reclassify them, or unclassify them. The map is not the territory. Those shouting the loudest for reclassification of Pluto as a non-planet, etc., are those who aren't even professional astronomers. That shouldn't tell you a great deal about how important this issue is to the astronomical community.

  62. Simple... by jxliv7 · · Score: 1
    .

    We already know what a comet or an asteroid is. So why not define a "moon" as an object that circles a planet, and a "planet" as an object that circles the sun? Man made objects are satellites, of course.

    I suppose there will always be those who will argue that size matters.

  63. What about orbital stability? by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm surprised he doesn't talk about orbital stability (around a star) as a potentially useful criteria. Maybe this only seems useful to me because I'm not a professional astronomer, but if an object has a significant chance of being captured as a moon or flung out of the solar system (from another object in the solar system), I don't think it should be called a planet.

    Perhaps he didn't mention it because all objects meeting his "gravity rules" requirement happen to have stable orbits.

    1. Re:What about orbital stability? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised he doesn't talk about orbital stabilty (around a star) as a potentially useful criteria.

      He does discuss this:

      Moreover, we know that planets can migrate around their planetary systems, changing orbits and therefore location for various reasons.

      I haven't kept up with the theories of solar system formation, but last time I checked, one of the ideas was that a large jupiter-like planet could have an unstable orbit, and put the rest of the planets in rather strange orbits. Remember, our solar system might be the exception, rather then the rule. The typical 'earth-sized' planets might end up having an orbit as eliptical as pluto.

      I like his idea "large enough to form a sphere due to gravity", but would like to add my own two cents to it. How about "large enough for form a sphere due to gravity" AND "With a layered, internal composition", similiar to earth crust-mantle-core, or mars crust-solid-mantle-core.

      OTOH, we don't know if all the planets we'll find will be spherical. Close double-orbiting planets would be egg-shaped. Therefore, perhaps we should add "would normally be spherical shaped in the absence of outside gravitational influences."

  64. Re:That was so lame, you deserve this repeat: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    SNIFF

    A truly lovely bit of poetic art.

    grub

  65. Orbits and such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Damn my short-term memory loss. A week or so ago I read an article where an astronomer said that Pluto is not a planet because of it's interaction with the rest of the solar system. Pluto's orbit doesn't lie in the ecliptic and intersects Neptune's at two points (2D projection). Also, Pluto's orbit is slightly less circular than the rest of the planets.
    This doesn't really disprove Pluto's status as a planet, but it does raise the question of Pluto being a planet in our solar system.
    I also agree that there should be a Little Prince standard to classifying planets. Of course that is just placing our arbitrary viewpoint on science. Of course the whole argument is moot as long as we have to sit on our planet to explore the universe.

  66. Planetoid by ehiris · · Score: 1

    You gotta love that term. It's crazy to hear and read what astronomers are coming up with these days.

    If it revolves around the sun, spins around its own axle, and it is spherical, it's a planet. And so is Quaoar.

    Case closed, move on ... .

  67. Re:Gravitational Rounding AND Orbit center by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
    I think there needs to be the addition of an atmosphere to be considered a planet. Really it's just a round rock without one. It pretty much classifies moons as planets without that qualifier.

    How about instead of an atmosphere (which would rule out Mercury), we say that planets are anything large enough to have gravitational rounding and orbits around the sun, rather than another body? That would fix moons as moons.

    -T

  68. You are wrong by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Is Pluto a planet?
    Is Sedna a planet?

    That's what the regexp ment. You don't convert it to english and the interpret the result, you read it in the language it was written (i.e., a bastardized regexp/english combination).

    Just for reference if I were to do:

    ls -1 | grep 'j[a|b]c'

    in a suitable directory I would get:

    jac
    jbc

    i.e., I would get all matching facts. So assuming we had a directory with all the questions about space, the regexp in the topic would enumerate the two questions I stated above. Of course, I'm assuming the semantics of {word|otherword} is the same as [a|b] but with words instead of letters, but I believe that was the intent.

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  69. Rupport by Praeluceo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It isn't Sedna, get it right, it's Rupport. They practice astrology, and we really do need some sort of planetary shielding right about now!

  70. Not so simple by Jonathan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dogs, coyotes, and wolves can interbreed and make perfectly fertile offspring -- that's a real problem for the preservation of wolves and coyotes. There's a quite a bit of tradition involved in deciding what is a species and what isn't. Greeks and Romans saw wolves as something other than wild dogs, and thus we do too. And of course, the vast majority of organisms on Earth are asexual, making the whole issue of "fertile offspring" moot. Logically, all decisions should simply be based on percent identity of DNA, but then the question becomes what percent should be the cutoff.

    1. Re:Not so simple by floger · · Score: 1

      percentage-wise, we'd be the same species as some apes -- if we consider how some very different types of bugs (mosquitos in this areas; killer bees & honey bees; etc) can cross-fertalize each other. Percentage-wise we're closer than horses and donkeys (which make infertile mules yet fertile asses)

    2. Re:Not so simple by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      Well, the underlying principle is genetic compatibility, the fertile offspring is pretty much a "rule of thumb". Although you are right there are certain species that have been defined so without being really different by a standard definition.

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    3. Re:Not so simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greeks and Romans saw wolves as something other than wild dogs, and thus we do too.

      Actually the distinction between "wulf" and "hund" is present in Old English, and the other Germanic languages, well before the introduction of classical Greco-Roman science. I'll grant that there was a heavy classical influence once we started worrying about things like species though.

    4. Re:Not so simple by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      What I learned in Biology is that it's not just whether the species CAN interbreed - it's whether, in their respective usual habitats, they WILL. Dogs and wolves can, and to a sufficiently great degree that it poses a threat to wolves, but dogs in their "natural habitat" - close to human dwellings - aren't as likely to because wolves aren't as likely to be nearby.

      It's fuzzy, but taxonomy is like that. I've still seen relatively recent pages - and I wish I remember where - that included skunks among Mustelidae, though the generally accepted mode of thought is that they're seperate, as Mephitidae.

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  71. A Rose By Any Other Name by miyako · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe I just don't get it, but why is there such an argument over whether to classify pluto or sedna as planets?
    Does having the name "planet" attatched to a celestial body raise it's intrinsic value? The word planet is just a word, like any other word, and exists merely as a way to denote a thing or group of things more easily.
    Since the general population doesnt really care, and the astronimers will know what object is being refferred to regardles of the word used to describe it, why don't we just toss a coin/roll a dice/whatever and pick something
    I'm not trying to troll here, I'm genuinly curious as to if there is a reason or not for the big argument.

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  72. ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok

  73. More interesting detail about Sedna by njchick · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sedna's orbit is so far from the Sun that it could not have been placed into that orbit by any planet. It could not have formed that far from the Sun and be so large. Some unknown object or star must have lifted Sedna's perihelion.

    There may be another Earth-sized planet that was ejected by Neptune and that in turn shifted the orbit of Sedna. Why don't we see that planet? Because it may be in the aphelion, perhaps light week away. Not only it is far away from us, but it's also in the darkness, being far away from the Sun.

    Or maybe the Sun approached another star in the past, which changed the orbits of the outermost Kuiper Belt Objects. Finally, maybe it was our Sun that snatched Sedna from another star.

    1. Re:More interesting detail about Sedna by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the standard "galactic tides" model for populating the Oort cloud? Jupiter flings the stuff into highly eccentric orbits. With such long period orbits and large aphelia, the comets are much more readily affected by stellar perturbations and, even more, the over-all galactic potential. This raises their perihelia and also tends to more or less randomize their inclinations. (This may not be as true of the Inner Oort Cloud, of which Sedna is a candidate for membership. The models I've seen show a flared and rather fat disk rather than a nearly random spherical cloud.)

      Of course, I completely agree that this is what makes Sedna most interesting: we may have finally spotted an Oort Cloud Comet in situ. Until now, we've always been stuck with active comets, whose orbits are generally perturbed by the inner planets before we see them (we can try to model that out) and -- worse -- have generally started to heat up and sublimate their outer layers. Sedn

  74. Astronomer's Flamewar by QEDog · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You haven't seen squat until you've seen astronomers argue."

    Astronomer: "oh oh oh, yeah, well, you have your head up Uranus"

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  75. No, it's not a planet ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? because I said so ..

    1. Re:No, it's not a planet ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone thinks of AC as being an authority on anything, unless it is me.

  76. 411 transcript by chiph · · Score: 1

    **bong** AT&T, how may I help you?

    Yes, I'd like the dialing instructions for Pluto, please. You know, the planet.

    Sir, I have no listing for a "Pluto, Planet of"

    It's gotta be there -- it's right past Neptune

    I'm sorry sir, I have no listing.

    OK, thanks for your help


    Well, I guess that settles it. If the phone company says it's not a planet, then it's not a planet, no matter what those astronomers say.

    Chip H.

  77. Continent versus Island by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly the same as the continent-versus-island debate in geography. Why isn't the United Kingdom considered a continent by anyone except the Brits? Why is one single monolithic land mass with a dotted line down the middle considered two continents, Europe and Asia? How is Australia not a continent?

    1. Re:Continent versus Island by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      You might want to check your facts. I was taught that Australia was a continent in the 60's. I don't believe it's been reclassified.

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    2. Re:Continent versus Island by hattig · · Score: 1

      "Why isn't the United Kingdom considered a continent by anyone except the Brits?"

      As a Brit living in Britain, after 26 years of life, I have yet to meet a single person that thought that the UK was a continent.

      There is a good solid definition of continent, and Europe and Asia are merely two continents that are deeply in love with each other and they are currently spooning. All the continents agree that Antartica smells.

  78. grrr.. astonomers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard can it be, just set a limit. Here is my proposal:

    Any planetary body orbiting the sun in a regular orbit and has a size >= Pluto is a planet. All planetary bodies with a size Pluto is a Planetoid, Planetlet, Asteroid, Comet whatever...

    How hard can it be for the astronomical community to decide on something like that???

  79. Re:Just to muddle things up. by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

    By your definition any satellite we put at one of Lagrange points is a planet. The point of classifications is to supposed to simplify discussions not complicate them. The problem is mostly due to trying to use a single criterion for determining what is a planet. There's been some good suggestions, and there should be several criteria.

    Orbits the sun is pass/fail. Mass above a certain value then makes it a planet, else check further. Some possibilities are eccentricity of the orbit, how spherical the planet/planetoid is, size (as opposed to mass), escape velocity from the gravity well, atmosphere, etc....

    Some of the above are better choices than others. For example, eccentricity of the orbit is a poor choice. A captured object should be just as likely to be called a planet as one formed with the original planets. Also, these criteria could be evaluated on a scale and total score applied, rather than pass fail on any chosen.. Just my $.012 after taxes.

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  80. Exactly what are the qualifications for planets by fernd1 · · Score: 1

    There are a few senisible rules that we need to consider when asking whether something is a planet. First and formost, is it spherical? If something has enough mass to cause it to take a spherical shape then it has passed the first test. Second, does it fuse anything? If it doesn't fuse anything, then it passes the second test.If it fuses anything, then it is a star. Although if it is deuterium that the object fuses, then it is a brown dwarf star. Third, does it orbit a star? If it orbits something other than a star, then it is considered a moon. If it orbits a star, then it has passed the third test. By these tests, both Sedna, Pluto, and Quaoar are planets. However, so is Ceres (the largest astroid in the inner belt). So, the real question is do we want to make a distinction between really small planets and big planets. Mecury only has a diameter of 4879.4 km. That is about twice the size of pluto, but it is still smaller than Titan and Ganymede which are both moons. So should we strike Mecury from the list of planets, I think not. An arbitrary size is not good enough. If we don't follow the guidelines laid out above, I hope there is a damn good reason.

  81. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, that would be why he stated that GRAVITY would be making the object round, not some other force. So, no, by that definition water bubbles would not be planets.

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  82. Orthographical pedantry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offtopic: could the editors please pay a tiny bit of attention to spelling and so forth? "Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet?" is just insane. Capitalize your proper nouns, people (especially if you're going to cap "a" in a title, which is generally considered silly).

  83. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everything you said was right,

    Though the earths "moon" should be considered a second plant in our bi-planetary system. It is large enough that the center of gravity for our orbit is well off from the center of the earth.

    (just another pet peeve of mine when it comes to astronomy)

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  84. Re:Gravitational Rounding AND Orbit center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People, please Read The Article. The definition the author proposes is: a body in space that

    1. is large enough that its own gravity forces it into a sphereoidal shape

    2. isn't large enough to initiate fusion.

    This covers objects larger than some hundreds of kilometers and upto about 75 Jovan masses.

    The author points out we have no truble further qualifying stars, for example, dwarf, giant, super-giant, etc., so we can surely further qualify planets.

    And to the four usual categories of asteroids (stony, metallic, stony-metallic, carboniferious) I'd add icy. So the trans-neptunian objects are either icy asteroids or ice planets, assuming that what we think we know about their origin is correct.

    And, yes, a planet that's in orbit around a larger planet is a moon. So Luna is both a moon and a planet.

    Now, where do we draw the line between minor and major planets? Atmosphere?

  85. Useful definition of planet by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First, the object cannot be so massive that self-sustained fusion becomes possible. This excludes stars and any gas giants so massive that they could become stars at some point in their existence.

    Second, the object must be round. This criteria excludes most asteroids.

    Third, the body must be large enough that its own gravitational forces can account for it shape. This criteria excludes any objects which might happen to be round but can't really be called planets, such as small round rocks or asteroids.

    Fourth, there must not be any similarly sized objects in the same orbit unless the gravity of one significantly affects the orbit of the others. This requirement excludes comets and all remaining asteroids.

    Fifth, the object cannot be in orbit around another object that otherwise qualifies as a planet. Objects which orbit eachother may qualify as a double planet if all other criteria are met.

    1. Re:Useful definition of planet by megagurka · · Score: 1

      There are still some questions you need to answer:

      How do you define "round"?

      How do you define "similarly sized"?

      How do you define "significantly affects the orbit"?

      How do you define "the same orbit"?

      How do you define "orbit eachother"? You might say that it is the lighter object that orbits the heavier, but for example the earth orbits the moon as well in a small circle.

  86. The whole chihuahua thing... by conebrid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...kinda threw me for a loop. Look, chihuahuas are classified as dogs due to their genetic composition. They're sorted down to a certain genus and species and are most certainly close enough (in their genetic makeup) to other animals we call dogs to be considered one. Size does not matter.

    If we classifed planets using the closest possible method, say material composition ("This rock is 70% nickel, 30% iron... whatever, you get what I mean?"), it would be too damn hard to classify an object as a planet properly. Compare Jupiter's chemical composition to Earth's. Doesn't work. So instead, I believe planets should be classified by relative size, orbital pattern, and possibly the rate at which they orbit.
    It's easy to say that in order to be a planet, the object must be determined to be orbiting a solar system's sun. You could also possibly define a certain speed of orbit to further clarify things, though it would be harder to settle on. The first (relative size) isn't as easy to define as the others though, for example say a rock out there orbiting the sun is, oh, 5km in diameter. We decide to call it a planet. It's fairly big, it's orbiting the major heavenly body (sun) in the solar system in question. Then suddenly from around the planet comes another rock with a slightly larger orbit and different orbital trajectory. It's big too, but only 4.9km in diameter. Or 4km. Or 3km. Size is hard to include in the definition of a planet. But it does matter.

    But no matter what you decide, with the knowledge we have of the universe today, it's going to be hard to settle these little conflicts over what's a planet, and what's just an asteroid, and what's just a little rock that happens to be orbiting the sun. Maybe a committee should come up with a set of standards for defining and classifying heavenly bodies?

    I dunno. I just kinda jumped on the chihuahua thing and wanted to contest that argument. :P

    1. Re:The whole chihuahua thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or example say a rock out there orbiting the sun is, oh, 5km in diameter. We decide to call it a planet. It's fairly big, it's orbiting the major heavenly body...

      Normally, it's considered a planet if 1) orbits around the sun 2) its large enough to have an quasi-sperical shape.

      Pluto and Sedna fit this classification well... so, let them be planets.

      Besides... what's the real difference if they are or not planets? pfff...

  87. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by qbwiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Ceres the fifth planet from the sun, then? It is shaped into a (rough?) sphere by gravity.

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  88. Splitting hairs and planets by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,' and 'if your brain was so completely full of names of people that it just couldn't take any more, would anyone new who you met after that, therefore not be a person?'"

    Mmmmmm... Somebody who likes the sound of his own voice way too much.

    As far as planet vs planetoid goes, I'd think the difference relies on how much influence is imparted on what body of mass. For instance, the majority of influence imparted on asteroids comes from the planets and stars they revolve around, whereas the planets principle influence is the sun.

    So which influnces these celetial bodies more? The sun or other planets around it? Does the body influence other celetial bodies a great deal? Does it have it's own bodies trapped in orbit around it? If this body careened through the solar system close to a planet (say, earth), how much influence would it impart on us??

    I'm leaning more toward planet, especially in the case of Pluto. Sedna, I'm not so sure about given the lack of hard data, but I'm pretty sure a near pass from Pluto would seriously screw things up here. Besides, all this crap is relative anyway. I'm sure if you had a huge enough planet, Earth could be considered a moon or something.

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    1. Re:Splitting hairs and planets by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sure if you had a huge enough planet, Earth could be considered a moon or something.


      Technically, size has nothing to do with moon-ness. Jupiter has several moons that are larger than Pluto, and I believe Ganymede is larger than Mercury.
      The only relation between being a moon and the body's size is that a moon can't be larger than its parent planet.

      If someone considered the sun a planet, Earth would be a moon. (As would Jupiter.)
    2. Re:Splitting hairs and planets by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure if you had a huge enough planet, Earth could be considered a moon or something."

      "If someone considered the sun a planet, Earth would be a moon. (As would Jupiter.)


      I'm pretty sure we just said the same thing :p

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    3. Re:Splitting hairs and planets by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Good point.... I was more specific though XD

  89. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The definition that makes Pluto not a planet is not based completely on arbitary size and so would probably not demote Mercury as well. The most prevalent definition of a planet (which was not stated in the article as far as I could tell, at least not completely) is any gravitationaly round object that is more massive than the rest of the mass in a similar orbit COMBINED. Mercury would be safe with this definition, while Pluto would be quickly tossed out. I actually like this better as the term "planetoid" now means something different than either "planet", "asteroid" or "satelite." (it would become a synonym of one of these otherwise) I propose the following definitions:

    Planetoid: Any object that becomes round by its own gravity but does not sustain fussion.

    Moon: Any planetoid that orbits another planetoid (let's face it, it's a generic term and nothing will ever change that). BTW: This would demote a lot of "moons" to mere satelites.

    Planet: Any planetoid that is more massive than the the rest of the matter in its orbit combined.

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  90. Potatoes rule! by LothDaddy · · Score: 1

    "Potatoes... who the fuck cares about a potato is."

    I bet the Irsh do you insensitive clod.

    Actually, potatoes are the most important dicot (non-grass) food crop in the world, and forth most important overall after corn, wheat, and rice.

    Don't knock spuds. Oh, and a potato fruit looks very similar to a "cherry" tomato.

  91. Ceres is round by erice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ceres is round. Vesta is nearly so. Do they get promoted to planet status?

    1. Re:Ceres is round by PatientZero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did they become round by the force of their own gravity? If yes, then yes. If not (they became round by some other process), they are not planets.

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    2. Re:Ceres is round by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      The trick then is, how do you know how it became spherical? Isn't that then a formation mechanism?

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    3. Re:Ceres is round by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      Dang educational games. When I was a kid, we had a game called Space Hop, which was supposed to teach all about the Solar System, but which has caused me to think that Ceres was shaped like a rather large and irregular rock, because that's the way the game showed it. I never saw anything that showed differently in any of my textbooks, so I've gone through life thinking that Ceres couldn't be a planet because of it's shape. If I had known it was round, I'd have been arguing since I was in elementary school that it's a planet. Moral, educational games aren't always so educational.

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    4. Re:Ceres is round by 2short · · Score: 1

      By it's diameter. If it's much more than a hundred kilometers across, we don't care how it got round. It would have gotten round under it's own gravity regardless, and it's a planet.

  92. The problem is: by Bendebecker · · Score: 3, Informative

    "One doesn't deny a Chihuahua a place among dogs because it is too small."

    First: The designation 'planet' should mean something. Sure we can group small dogs under the category of dogs but that doesn't mean we can go around calling pomeranians' greyhounds. The same with planets. We can group pluto and sedna under the category of masses but we shouldn't call them planets. Planets should be its own category of the junk floating around in the universe, just as asteroids and comets are categories. When someone says this object is a planet we should thus be able to make some assumptions about that object. Otherwise we have to break that category up even more. If we have to have sedna added and a couple hundred other, the category of planets becomes so vague that it becomes meaningless. Thus we will have to break the category of planets up into sub categories in order to get any meaning out of it: gas gaints, rocky planets, etc.. Think of it like the dogs again. If we call every dog a pomeranian then the label 'pomeranian' loses its meaning.

    Now the problems with his gravity rules. The first problem is moons. No one wants to call luna a planet. If we go around saying a planet in the solar system (Jupiter) has 32 other planets orbiting it, things will get very confusing awfully quick. So we would want to declare that for it to be a planet it has to orbit the sun. But then their is the problem of 'planets' that orbit each other. For example, we see this in some asteroids - two asteroids that orbit each other while traveling in a circular path around the sun - similiar to binary star systems where two stars orbit each other and tavel in a circular path around the galaxy. They can't both be moons. They can't both be planets. And what about rogue planets that no longer orbit a star but have been orphaned and are currently floating in interstellar space.

    The second problem is comet-like bodies. What if you have a planet that as it orbits its sun sheds its atmosphere and mass to the point that it loses the gravity necessary to keep it circular. Likewise, what if you run into an asteroid that through a series of collisions gains enough mass to become a planet. This is fine but what happens when you have a whole belt of such objects. When you classify something, its best it stays in that classification for awhile or else the act of classification becomes somewhat meaningless. For example, you don't classify water by its mass in a rain storm cause that mass is constantly changing. Rather you state the rate of that change. If you didn't, you'd be forced to constantly reclassify it every observation.

    So simply stating that gravity rule as the only criteria doesn't work. We'd have to make it more complex. Moons aren't planets (assuming you still want the word moon and planet to mean anything - and yes I know some moons could have their own moons). Belts like the asteroid belt and the kuiper belt where objects could conceivably change in every observation from planet to non planet and back would create a nightmare for astronomers using such a system. And remember these are only problems we face with a small data set like our solar system. Add in problems like the Super jupiters, some of which are undoubtfully brown stars or close to becoming them, and other as of yet unknowns and one could only imagine even more problems would arise in the gravity rule system. Now if these means adding addition requirements or not, or perhaps just abandoning the whole system is anybodies guess. He's write in stating you can't just use the old size requirement - but that was and is why we called pluto a planet and ceres an asteroid. Becuase someone said theres a size difference - there is really no other reason. Some asteroids have atmospheres. Some have moons. Some planets don't have moons. Some planets have moons larger than other planets. Perhaps the best bet is to just throw all the labels out and start over.

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    1. Re:The problem is: by Choc+Ice · · Score: 1

      Does anyone really give a monkeys?

    2. Re:The problem is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, our moon does not orbit earth either.
      When the moon is between the earth and the sun, the
      sun pulls more, and the moon path will therefore
      always curve towards the sun, just like the earths
      path also always curves towards the sun.

    3. Re:The problem is: by hattig · · Score: 1

      "The first problem is moons. No one wants to call luna a planet."

      I do!

      I quite like his self-gravity argument. It is simple, it is consistent.

      The only problem is that it means there are an awful lot of planets.

      Still doesn't mean that we can't create a 'pomeranian' class of planets, i.e., planets that also happen to orbit the sun, and aren't sharing their orbit with a bazillion other rocks. So that would get rid of moons, asteroids and other similar debris fields (Oort cloud, Kuiper Belt, etc) and leave us with 8 'pomeranian' planets.

      What is a pomeranian anyway?

  93. Is Earth a planet? by Paranoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bet the folks who live on Jupiter think our solar system only has 4 planets. After all, Earth and Venus aren't so much bigger or different than Pluto or Sedna. Certainly, Earth is closer in size to Pluto than to Jupiter.

    People argue so much over where to draw the line between Planet and non-Planet, but everyone seems to take for granted that Earth is a member of the former class.

    Bigots.

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    1. Re:Is Earth a planet? by hennie · · Score: 0

      No, it is a giant super computer built by the Magaratheans.

  94. Gravity Rules by cpereda_yahoo.com · · Score: 1

    If an object is large enough for gravity to round its shape, then it is no longer just a structure ruled by mechanical strength, like a rock, a building, or a mountain - instead, it is a wholly different kind of structure that we call a planet. I like to call this criterion, "Gravity Rules."

    Does that make the moon a planet? How about Tyne Daly?

  95. 2 Skinnee J's by prator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pluto by 2 Skinnee J's

    With depravity I break laws of gravity
    Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier
    I go boldly through space and time
    The skies the limit but they're limiting the sky
    I break orbit by habit, ignite satellites and leave rings round the planet
    A flying ace like that beagle
    Nevertheless this alien remains illegal
    'cause their discovery don't cover me
    the immigrant's been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate
    discriminate against the distant and disclaim this
    cause small minds can't see past Uranus
    But I shun their rays, 'cause stuns just a phase
    And my odyssey runs in two thousand and one ways
    And I can see clearly now like Hubble,
    Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal
    It's a planet

    Who you represent? I represent the smallest planet
    Attorney in this tourney versus those who've tried to ban it
    If you don't agree go see Interplanet Janet
    Cause sun is star, like Pluto is planet
    Lend me all your ears and let me state my case
    About all the types of satellites you must embrace
    Cause like my parents, great grandparents
    This planet was an immigrant
    To deport it makes no sense
    It's an upstanding member of the solar system
    Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
    Of Proposition 187
    When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens
    I will damn thee like Judas of Iscariot
    If you demote this mote remote to affiliate
    It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot
    Support your Lilliput, cause simply put

    Pluto is a planet

    Do it for the children

    Lyrics - MP3

    -prator

    1. Re:2 Skinnee J's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for mentioning the Jays.

      That is all I can think about whenever I hear about this in the news.

  96. Is Puerto Rico a State? by serutan · · Score: 1

    To my mind, the questions are similar. No, Puerto Rico is not a state because it hasn't been admitted to the US. What makes Pluto a planet is that we say it's a planet. Same goes for Sedna. Size does not matter (in this case).

  97. Each planet dominates its orbit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good definition here.

    A planetoid is a gravity-rounded body.
    A planet is a planetoid more massive than everything else, taken together, in a similar orbit.

    By these definitions, Pluto and Sedna are not planets, just planetoids.

    I've never seen why we'd want to call Pluto a planet. The rocky inner planets we can build on and walk around on, the gas giants might well be tapped for fusion fuel and populated with many orbiting colonies, but Pluto, Sedna, and similar large asteroids and comets are only interesting as collections of raw materials.

    I like this planetary definition. As you may have guessed, my private definition is, "Place big enough to consider living on, not orbiting a planet itself." but this one seems good enough to me.

  98. Photos of Minor planet with a moon by erice · · Score: 3, Informative
  99. What's in a name? by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Insightful


    If we call Jupiter a gas giant, can we call Pluto a ice midgit?

    When looking at the vast differences in other planets, is there yet a significant scientific reason to classify Pluto as something different.
    (That is the question.)

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  100. What planets REALLY are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Planets were originally named "planets" because they wandered around the sun. We should define a planet, then, by the movements it makes in the sky. If it moves around in a funny way and makes loop-de-loops, it's a planet. And since we can't classify every speck of dust that goes around the sun a planet, we'll have to restrict ourselves to what's visible. That's right, the only planets in existance are Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.

  101. Sedna is the decisive member of *new* class by Xylantiel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is right on -- Sedna really does represent a new class of object. This is much more exciting than whether or not we should call it a planet. It's a real shame that the headlines are "is Sedna a planet?" rather than "new class of solar system body body discovered!".

    There was a good presentation at today's blackboard lunch at the Institute for Theoretical Physics in Santa Barbara today. The first 15 minutes or so are a great summary of why Sedna is important for our understanding of the solar system.

  102. Tomato = vegtable = fruit? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just because tomatoes are vegtables doesn't mean that they're not fruits (1800's US Supreme Court aside). "Vegtable" is a really generic definition that doesn't have much of a basis in science. Fruits are a little bit better defined.

    Unless you want to say that a vegtable is any sort of large plant product that doesn't classify as a fruit, I'd say that the Tomatoe can reasonably classify as both.

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  103. Classification Systems by Royster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    exist to illustrate similarrities and differences. It is less useful to argue whether this definition of a planet or that definition of a planet should rule but rather we should be discussing what is a useful classification system.

    Pluto has more in common with a whole class of objects which spend most of their time out past the orbit of Neptune. Sedna is another such large object but there are hundreds more identified.

    That Neptune and Pluto's orbits cross is, I think, a major blot on our current classification.

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  104. sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sedna, its a planet if we can run linux on it

    how about a beowulf cluster of these

    1. make pluto a planetoid
    2.make sedna a planetoid
    3.???
    4. uh, profit?

    link to goaste.?x

    oh yea rtfa

    did i miss anything, (nerds... *shakes head*...)

  105. Not to be pedantic, but... by J'raxis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Shouldn't that be (pluto|sedna), if you were thinking of regexps, or {pluto,sedna} if you were thinking of shell expansions?

  106. KBOs? by Trillan · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a good site for explaining how all these new objects fit into the old scheme? I am still confused about the KBOs and "potential planets" 10 (Varuna) and 11 (I forget the name), and now we've got this and it's being referred to as potential planet 10...

    Isn't this just another KBO? Isn't Pluto just another KBO? Why would we call this planet 10 and ingore Varuna?

  107. man perlre by Michael.Forman · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Is {pluto|sedna} a Planet?

    Speaking of planets, what kind of crazy regular-expression planet do you come from?

    Your alternatives don't require grouping (if they did use parentheses not curly braces) and you have to quote the special character "?", as such:
    Is Pluto|Sedna a planet\?

    All obscure regular expression trolls are required to be modded as funny or insightful as per the Slashdot moderation guidelines.

    Michael.

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    1. Re:man perlre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of regular expression problems, you're sig has a mistake. You don't need a regular expression to say: $president{Bush}->{TERM}++;

    2. Re:man perlre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats the problem with republicans. theyre all anonymous cowards. :P

  108. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

    What about an object in a ternary system where the graivtation pull of the other two objects is so strong that the first object becomes oblong instead of spherical?

    Pendantry strikes again.

  109. From Flagstaff, AZ by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
    I'm from Flagstaff, Arizona where Pluto was discovered at Lowell Observatory. So I'm a little biased ;)

    Of course I want Pluto to still be called a planet. I think that changing its status at this point would annoy a lot of people.

    Of course, the right thing to do would be to call it the thing that scientifically makes the most sense. But if the answer were to stop calling it a planet, that would be heart-breaking.

  110. eh? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 4, Funny

    This excludes stars and any gas giants so massive that they could become stars at some point in their existence.

    Ummmm... given that the only difference between a gas giant and a star is their mass, does this statement make any sense at all? If a planet has "enough mass to become a star at some point" then it will immediately ignite. If it doesn't, it won't.

    It's not like planets get a choice in the matter. It's not like Jupiter might get ambitious one day and decide to get lit.

    1. Re:eh? by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not like Jupiter might get ambitious one day and decide to get lit.

      I'm not going to touch that comment with a ten foot monolith.

      SB

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    2. Re:eh? by Hooya · · Score: 1
      It's not like Jupiter might get ambitious one day and decide to get lit.

      but if you become ambitious and make a trip around taco-bell, Uranus will get lit.

    3. Re:eh? by Flingles · · Score: 1, Funny

      This is interesting. What happens if there is a gas giant that is just under the required mass to ignite, then I throw a rock at it. Run like hell?

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  111. Drifting OT (if that's possible with this topic) by DoraLives · · Score: 1
    A fruit is a reproductive organ containing a germ.

    Holy cow! What a leading line!

    But no, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot Lithuanian.

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  112. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    What about asteroid belts with planets stuck in them? What if we run into two planets in the same orbit but orbiting at such a speed that they don't collide? What about gas gainst orbitted by super dense asteroids?

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  113. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by laugau · · Score: 1

    simply put:
    black hole = so big that no light can escape
    star = big enough to make fire
    planet = revolves around star or larger, big enough to hold atmosphere
    planetoid = revolves around star. NOT big enough to hold atmosphere but big enough to be round.
    moon = revolves around planet or planetoid. large enough to be round (and possibly hold atmosphere).
    moonlet = revolves around planet or planetoid. not large enough to be round. does not occur in groups.
    asteroid = revolves around star. Occurs in groups. Not large enough for atosphere or to be round.
    comet = revolves around star. Does not occur in groups. Not large enough for atmosphere or to be round
    planetary ring = groups of particles not large enough to be round. Oribt planets.

    You can classify them according their orbits: := stellar object := planetary object :=
    planetary-orbital object

    Each of these three things are definable with physics based on the object's gravity... that is, if we make an assumption that stellar objects do not revolve around each other (but instead that their path through the universe in not a dependant but instead a codependant function of gravity in relation to other stellar objects (which is arguably the case since if 2 objects are large enough to initiate fission and are in a codependant orbital pattern, then the orbit is in fact outside of the mass of either body and is in some point between the two.

    I could explain this point with math, but I just don't have the fonts.

  114. Historical Guidelines for Planetary status by khankell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, since we are throwing out just about every possible way to classify a planet, or in this case, a way to keep Pluto and exclude Sedna, why not use the old method that led to the discovery of Neptune and Pluto?

    If the body in question exerts a measurable gravitational force on another planet, then it's a planet. As I understand, Sedna is much too distant to exert any kind of force on the orbit of Pluto. This also can discount Ceres and other large planetoid objects in the asteroid belt, since most of their gravitational exertion can only really be measured on other objects in the belt.

    If we keep promoting solar objects with a mass greater than a Volkswagon to planetary status, then I guess all those numbers in Drake's equation just skyrocketed...

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    1. Re:Historical Guidelines for Planetary status by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that while the gravitational force was used to find Neptune and Pluto, the fact that Neptune and Pluto exert gravitational force wasn't used do define them as planets. Your reasoning is backwards from the original reasoning.

      The original reasoning was:

      1) This planet's orbit cannot be explained by the current gravitational forces.

      2) That means there must be another planet which we haven't yet observed that is exerting force.

      3) The planet should be at point p.

      4) Look at point p, voila, there's the planet we knew had to be there.

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    2. Re:Historical Guidelines for Planetary status by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      If the body in question exerts a measurable gravitational force on another planet, then it's a planet.

      What wasn't measurable a hundred years ago is measurable today, and what's not measurable today will be measurable in a hundred years. Plant some reflectors on Mars like we have on the Moon and launch an orbital laser/telescope, and we'll be able to watch every tiny wobble in Mars' orbit.

      On the flip side, unless you're counting the Moon, I wouldn't be surprised if the Earth's gravity is hard to measure on other planets.

      Thirdly, gravity is just a function of mass and distance. If we had an easy bright-line test based on mass and distance, we'd all agree on what a planet is by now.

      I guess all those numbers in Drake's equation just skyrocketed...

      The number of planets per system would skyrocket, but probability that a planet is in the life-zone or harbors life would drop to counterbalance that.

  115. Wait until New Horizons launches... by kwan3217 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's be honest. The New Horizons mission is being launched for completeness. Once it completes its flyby, all of the nine planets will have been explored by a visiting spacecraft.

    Classifying Sedna and Quaoar and all that other stuff out there as planets will require more missions. Demoting Pluto would elimiate the need for New Horizons. So lets make sure New Horizons hits space before doing anything else.

    The first asteroid, Ceres, was predicted before it was discovered. According to the Titus-Bode series, there is a gap between Mars and Jupiter where there must be a planet. So, astronomers looked and surprise surprise, there's Ceres. But it didn't take too long to discover Vesta and Juno and Pallas and all of Ceres' other friends. Its those friends, immediately discovered, which caused Ceres to be demoted.

    Pluto was predicted to explain otherwise unexplained perturbations in the orbits of Neptune and Uranus. So, astronomers looked and looked and looked and eventually found Pluto in the predicted position. Then they stopped looking. If they had kept it up, they would have discovered the rest of the Kuiper belt, and Pluto would have suffered the same fate as Ceres.

    The proposed Gravity Rule would cause the answer to the question "How many planets are there in the solar system?" to change from "9" to "we don't know." We can be reasonably confident based on the tracks of the Pioneers and Voyagers that there aren't any other large masses out in the outer solar system. We will never be sure we have discovered all the round things out there.

    Besides, there are objects which should be round, but aren't, like Hyperion, and things which have no business being round, but are, like Comet Wild/2. How would the Gravity Rule treat those?

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  116. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

    planet = revolves around star or larger, big enough to hold atmosphere
    planetoid = revolves around star. NOT big enough to hold atmosphere


    Eh. First of all, what do you mean by "atmosphere"? Exactly how much more dense than the immediately surrounding stellar medium?

    Second, what if we find some planet - excuse me, I mean "thing" - way out there that would be be big enough to "hold atmosphere", but doesn't actually have an atmosphere?

  117. This whole argument's childish by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    This whole argument that's tied in with many people's need to divide things into discrete groups, even if such groups don't exist, strikes me as more than a bit childish. We already know what it is, who cares how it's categorised? Let's just get on with learning more about it.

    Richard Feynman had some great things to say about this on a BBC Horizon documentary some time ago. You can attach names to things as much as you like, but having a name for it doesn't compare with actually understanding it.

  118. Alice by DoraLives · · Score: 1
    A mostly non-erratic orbit that circles the sun and not other heavenly bodies.

    Correct.

    Which fits in perfectly with my dictum that should Ralph Kramden some day make good on his threats to send Alice to the moon, but somehow she misses the moon and enters solar orbit, then as far as I'm concerned, Alice becomes a planet at that point.

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    1. Re:Alice by junklight · · Score: 1

      Its good to see that absolutley no one up to this point on the page has read the article....

  119. What about stellar cores? by kurtkilgor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So if we accept that a planet is anything that has been rounded by its own gravity, we have to make assumptions about the density of the matter that it's made of. Stars that went through a supernova and no longer have enough mass to undergo fusion may be round and of comparable size to known planets, but many times denser. They clearly are not in fact planets but the author's criterion would have it that way. Of course we can say, "They aren't planets because they used to be stars" but he threw out the entire argument-from-origins criterion as being too difficult to establish.

    Conveniently, he did not make a biological analogy for the argument-from-origins -- that is because biologically, it is the most sensible argument.

    What he really did was shift the question from "how big do you have to be to be a planet" to "how dense do you have to be to be a planet." Now we have to establish an upper limit to planetary density, which is hard since it's hard to see small, dense objects.

  120. Sedna: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst. Planetary Classification Debate. Ever.

  121. Tim?! (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boogabooh

  122. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The article has an elegant rule - the boundary is when the object's gravity can overcome the mechanical forces that hold an object in a specific shape. This usually produces a sphere (except, of course, in your pedantic case) but the actual shape is irrelevant.

  123. Continuous sets, discrete sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Things that we used to categorize, but no longer bother with:
    • The ancients individually named the stars. Now that we can see zillions of them, they just get catalog numbers. You can argue about the exact division between brown dwarf and star, between main sequence and red giant, etc., but it's recognizeably not relevant.
    • 'Race' used to be considered very clear-cut; you were African, European, Native American, unambiguously. Nowadays it's something closer to a continuum; rather than argue about who falls into what category, we're (perhaps) beginning to recognize the continuum.
    • Early particle physicists classified particles by their masses: light (leptons), middleweights (mesons), heavyweights (baryons). Later they discovered that a more useful classification scheme, by quark content and quantum numbers, only sometimes coincided with the old one. Knowing about quarks, we now understand the naive mass categorization to have been arbitrary.
    • Mendel determined that genes can be either dominant or recessive. In modern biology, we know that genes are extremely complicated, and the simple labels are only occasionally useful.
    • New moons around the outer planets used to make the news. Nowadays, the half-dozen Volkswagens or whatever that turn up bimonthly around Neptune don't even merit names. 'Are they really moons?' we wail, 'aren't they just captured asteroids?'.

    Anyway. The more phenomena we discover, and the faster we discover them, the less interesting each individual one becomes. The more diverse they are, the less likely it is that the 'labels' invented 3000 years ago will still make sense. We're lucky that the simple categorization 'planet/comet/asteroid' has held up as long as it has. We've patched it up with TNOs and KPOs and so on, but at some point it'll be a continuum. A sparsely sampled continuum, but a continuum nonetheless.
    1. Re:Continuous sets, discrete sets by lmenke · · Score: 0

      Progress in science is often correlated with improved classification schemes. A good classification scheme allows refined and focus thinking. Lorenz H. Menke, Jr.

  124. Poll over at sciscoop - let's vote on it! by apsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We've been debating this here: vote totals so far:

    Sedna is:
    tenth planet 17 votes - 29 %
    the eleventh planet 14 votes - 24 %
    the 42nd planet 9 votes - 15 %
    not a planet! 17 votes - 29 %

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  125. Re:well by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

    Speaking of dog's, too bad the poster of this article can't spell "chihuahua". Fortunately, the author of the article spelled it correctly, inferring bad trasposition on the part of the "quoter". Chuhauhau = Chi-ha-ha?

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  126. I think this issue has been resolved by by CoreyG · · Score: 1

    I like to think that the 2 Skinnee Js have decided this issue once and for all as evidenced by the lyrics for their song Pluto off the $uperMercado album. They might even have mp3s on their site still.

  127. MMM! Useless trivia! by fm6 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...there are tons of small things out there that we don't call planets precisely because they are smaller: Asteroids!
    It's worth considering where some of these words come from. Asteroid, for example, means "star like". Say what? Yep, 19th-century astronmer's considered asteroids to resemble stars, because when you pointed a telescope at them, you just see a point of light, unlike planets. But they weren't exactly like stars, because they moved in relation to the "other" stars. Hence "star like".

    Asteroids are also called planetoids, which just flips the above comparison on its head -- they're like planets, but they're not exactly like planets. The really amusing thing about this double terminology is the way it confuses Star Trek writers.

    Then there's the word planet, from a Greek word that translates literally as "wanderer". All the objects in the sky that move with respect to the stars were originally considered planets. Not including the asteroids, because you can't see an asteroid without a telescope which hadn't been invented yet. But what about the Sun and Moon? These were considered planets too. But not the Earth, because everybody knew that the Earth didn't move. Hey, motion is define in reference to the Earth, how could the Earth move? What is that Copernicus dude taking, anyway?

    Incidentally, that's why there are seven days to the week. Each planet that you can see without a telescope (and thus that is actually considered to exist) is dominated by a deity, and each deity has their own special day: Saturn Day, Sun Day, Moon Day, Mars Day, Mercury Day, Jupiter Day, and Venus Day. Most of the names we use in English come from Norse gods that medieval scholars thought were cognate with familiar Roman gods; their logic was a little stretched, but nobody cared, since the Norse religion was already dead, and hadn't involved planet worship anyway.

    But I digress. The important point it that all these names are historical relics -- there's no way to be really precise with them. The cover issues we no longer care about, and don't cover issues we do. If you want to be more precise than anybody is in real life, you refer to rocky body, gaseous bodies, and Kuiper objects. But in real life you use familiar terms, because they're, well, familiar. If there are confusions and ambiguities, you take a moment to clear them up ("for the purposes of this discussion, any large body that orbits the sun is a planet; also Greenland is an island, not a continent"), and then you move on to stuff that really matters.

    1. Re:MMM! Useless trivia! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      Saturn Day, Sun Day, Moon Day, Mars Day, Mercury Day, Jupiter Day, and Venus Day

      ... which makes sense, sort of, until one realises the planets are named after roman gods, in latin. But modern day astronomical terminology is based on both latin AND greek. For example, our solar system is the Sol system. Named after our very own star, the sun, which has the roman name Sol. However, that which is commonly known as the sphere of influence of our solar system is known as the heliosphere ( ... if we exclude the Oort cloud from our solar system and regard it as a debris field instead... Open for discussion, ofcourse! ) which is named after Helios, the Greek god of the sun.

      However, for planetary bodies we usually agree on roman names. ( Whoever the hell named Sedna after an inuit goddess needs to spanked... Whoever called Sedna a planet in the first place needs to be spanked! ) This, to return on our whole day-naming scheme thing, does make for some more confusion considering the names of the days refer NOT to the gods but to the planetary bodies themselves. Sunday, Zondag, sonnstag... English, Dutch and German all refer to sunday as the day of the sun, not the day of the Roman god Sol or the Greek god Helios. Likewise, monday refers to the moon itself, rather then the Roman goddess of the moon Luna or her greek equivalent Selene. Makes sense? Thought not...

    2. Re:MMM! Useless trivia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the names we use in English come from Norse gods that medieval scholars thought were cognate with familiar Roman gods; their logic was a little stretched, but nobody cared, since the Norse religion was already dead, and hadn't involved planet worship anyway.

      Close. They're from the common Germanic religion, in fact. We only think of Woden/Othinn/Odin as "Norse" because it was among the Scandinavians that people worshipped him longest.

      As for the logic being stretched, you're spot on there. I'll never forget the wonderful passage of Wulfstan's revision of Aelfric's "De Falsis Deis" where he comments that the Danes are so stupid they even get their religion wrong - because they say that Thor is Odin's son, but Thor is Jupiter and Odin is Mercury, and every fool knows that Jupiter is Saturn's son...

    3. Re:MMM! Useless trivia! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      ... which makes sense, sort of, until one realises the planets are named after roman gods, in latin. But modern day astronomical terminology is based on both latin AND greek.
      Actually, they were named after Semitic gods. Middle Eastern people were the last major culture to worship planets. (Robert Graves claimed that the seven-branched menora is a leftover from Judaism's pre-monotheist planet worship.) The familiar Roman names for the planets comes from the fact that the Romans liked to adopt elements of the religions of the peoples they conquered. So the Roman gods got identified with middle-eastern gods, and it the process picked up planetary associations.

      But you seem to think that I'm arguing for some kind of retro astronomical semantics based on historical word origins. Quite the opposite. I'm arguing that words like "planet" have gone through so many changes that there's no absolute, objective semantics left. The best you can do is to make sure that the way you use the word "planet" is clear to whoever you're talking to. Which is really all you can do with any word.

      The historian Marc Bloch was always bemused by the word "atomic", which in his day was still associated with its original meaning: "fundamental and indivisble". And yet the hot topic in physics in those days was splitting the atom! Bloch would cite this fact whenever he had to use a historical term (like Fedualsim, his own particular specialization) that had evolved away from its origins. Rather than indulge in pointless arguments over the "correct" usage of the term, he would simply insist that it didn't matter how you used the word, as long as everybody understood how you used it.

    4. Re:MMM! Useless trivia! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      ...and every fool knows that Jupiter is Saturn's son...
      Well, not every fool. Remember that all these various gods started out as independent deities worshipped by competing cults. Making them into one big dysfunctional family was just a way of trying to reconcile competing legends. In particular, the idea that Jupiter/Zeus was the rebelious child of Saturn/Chronos was an attempt to explain a cultural shift that left Saturn and his chums, previously the dominant deities, as marginalized dudes with only a few followers. Some of whom, I suspect, found the idea that Jupiter was Saturn's son deeply offensive!

      There's this silly bit in Stephenson's Cryptonomicon where a character tries to explain how the Greeks could have two Gods of War (Ares and Athena) with some weird sociological riff about different attitudes towards war. The reality is simply that Ares and Athena had competing cults. Indeed Athena was probably a holdover from a pre-Helenistic culture where women had a larger role than they did under the male-chauvinist Greeks.

      Readers of Robert Graves will notice that I'm parroting his party line, as opposed to the more usual myths-as-literature POV.

  128. Favor a particular makeup? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    How about the simple argument that planets are gravitationally strong enough to pull themselves into nearly spherical objects, whereas asteroids are not. Pluto, BTW, Sedna, and many of the largest moons can all do this.

    Doesn't that tend to favor gas planets like Jupiter?

  129. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by maladroit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > that the center of gravity for our orbit is well off from the center of the earth.

    Cool - another point to debate. What is the transition point from 'planet-moon' to 'bi-planetary' ?

    Basing it on the center of gravity seems like a good idea, but 'well off from the center' is a little bit fuzzy. We could pick a number - say, 50% of the larger planet's radius - in which case the Earth-Moon system meets the criterion, since the center point is about 75% of the Earth's radius away from the Earth's center (some references).

    But now we've done the same thing the original article was complaining about - we picked an arbitrary value, just, well, because.

    It's seems like a physical point would work a bit better - say, the surface of the larger planet. Then the definition becomes a bit easier: if the center of gravity is in space, it is a dual-planet system. Otherwise, it's a planet-moon.

    How you categorize a center of gravity within an atmosphere is left as an exercise ...

  130. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by CrowScape · · Score: 1

    What about asteroid belts with planets stuck in them? What if we run into two planets in the same orbit but orbiting at such a speed that they don't collide?

    I do love how, in your scenarios, you automatically assumed my definition doesn't work through the use of the word "planet." Explain how, through my proposed definition, there can ever be planetS in a given orbit? You would either have one planet and one (or more) planetoid(s), or two (or more) planetoids. I fail to see the point of your third, as volume doesn't play into this at all, only mass.

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  131. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by CrowScape · · Score: 1

    The first response was correct. I should have said "can become round through its own gravity." Of course though, round != spherical, it includes the approximation of being spherical/cylindrical. So even a squashed ball would count as being "round" (heck, the Earth is squashed slightly just from its rotation).

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  132. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by CrowScape · · Score: 1

    So... Mercury is now a planetoid? Mars is a planetoid also, as it isn't holding its sparse atmosphere well. Even Earth will eventually be a planetoid, we've been steadily loosing our atmosphere for billions of years.
    Why moonlet? Why not just satellite?
    What do we call rocks, of any size or composition, just moving through the void between stars? They can't be asteroids as asteroids must revolve around stars, right?

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  133. The IAU is drafting a position on this. by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    There's a draft position paper on this from the IAU. It's a real issue, because planets are now being detected in other solar systems. (The current count of extrasolar planets is around 120.) The smallest one detected thus far is about a tenth the mass of Jupiter. Detection of Earth-sized extrasolar planets, let alone Pluto-sized ones, is a ways off.

    The IAU's current concern is to distinguish between extrasolar planets and dark stars. It takes about 13x the mass of Jupiter before an object generates the gravitational pressure needed to ignite the D-D reaction. So the IAU says that if it's smaller than 13x Jupiter, it's a planet. Bigger than that, it's a "brown dwarf" if not shining.

  134. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    This site has an interesting definition of "planet".

    any body in the solar system that is more massive than the total mass of all of the other bodies in a similar orbit.

    This would, however, demote Pluto...

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  135. how about anything smaller than mercury by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    how about anything smaller than mercury is not a planet... because mercury itself is somewhat dubious... i mean, our own moon is pretty big.... i think saturn has a moon (titan?) which is bigger than mercury... in fact, all of the gas giants have moon systems which rival the solar system itself in terms of variety and interesting attributes (atmospheres, volcanic activity, water), as well as size

    as long as the gas giant's moons can't be called planets, than anything smaller than mercury should be a planetesimal... either than, or elevate the gas giant's moons to be called something like "secondary planetary systems"/ "secondary planets" or something like that, because europa, titan, io, titania, triton, ganymede, etc... they are all way more interesting than pluto and charon, which itself is more interesting than sedna

    clearly, just being a rock in orbit around the sun does not a planet make

    you need to characterize things

    size is one option, but another is qualities like: atmosphere

    perhaps you could call the gas giants one thing

    i think anything with an appreciable atmosphere another: "true planets" perhaps

    and then anything moon like or smaller that is at least spherical: subplanets maybe mercury would be one such subplanet, ceres too (isn't it a sphere?), sedna too

    additionally, things like titan, a moon of a gas giant, would and should be called a planet- it's huge, with an atmosphere, it really, really is more important than a barren rock orbitting the sun, even a big one like mercury

    and of course, you have comets, asteroids, loose pieces of rock and oort cloud objects... these are just orbitting trash, not planets at all- no appreciable atmosphere, nothing of interest except ice and rock, not even round

    these things are not planets

    so:

    gas giant - brown dwarf, failed stars: tier one planets or "superplanets" until a more interesting word appears

    large, spherical objects with appreciable atmospheres- tier two planets, "true" planets, just because they are like earth, our home... things like titan, venus

    spherical objects without appreciable atmospheres or oceans or magnetic or core activity (volcanic/ earth quakes)... these are just big dumb crater scarred rocks... subplanets, tier three planets, like ceres, sedna, mercury

    nonspherical objects, of any size (usually small, as gravity would make them spherical up to a certain point)... planetesimals, tier 4 planets, including comets, asteroids, etc.

    the arguments about chihuahuas and forgetting anyone past your list of known people are dubious arguments, as the size of the dog does matter in terms of classificaiton, and yes, when you start knowing too many people, it is natural for human beings to start classifying their friends into groups, not just one big giant group called "friends", you now have "college friends" and "work friends", etc.

    so, since our list of planets is increasing, it is time to break down what we call planets into subgroups, based on size, roundness, and interesting characterisitcs like oceans/ vulcanism, atmosphere, etc...

    additionally, moons should be elevated to the status of planets- who care sif they rotate a gas giant, if they are big round and interesting with an atmosphere, i am sorry, something like titan really should be considered a planet, perhaps call them "secondary system planets"

    they are no moons, they deserve to be called planets if we are even considering a little piece of spittle such as sedna to be planet, compared to the vastness of titan? please

    the word "moon" should be thrown out all together

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    1. Re:how about anything smaller than mercury by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is the eccentricity of orbit. All the main planets have relatively circular orbits, whereas objects like Pluto and Sedna have very elliptical orbits.

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  136. Totally Wrong by PingPongBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tomatoes are planets.

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    1. Re:Totally Wrong by Peter+Harris · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, only round tomatoes. Plum tomatoes are oval, therefore they must be planetoids.

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    2. Re:Totally Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And cherry tomatoes are too small, so they are minor planets.

  137. Useful classification by Keith+McClary · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When we see a white dwarf star orbiting around a red giant we don't quibble about whether the dwarf is a planet or star or star-oid or whatever. We classify it according to its intrinsic properties.

    It would be useful to classify smaller bodies in the same way, regardless of their orbital situation:

    1) Gas giants.

    2) Bodies made of heavier elements large enough to have vulcanism and tectonic activity.

    3) Smaller solid bodies large enough to be rounded by gravity.

    4) Even smaller solid bodies, sub-classified into rocky and iron.

    5)Dirty snowballs.

    Of course there will not be an exact boundary between these classes. For example, vulcanisn in "planets" is fueled by long-lived radioactives but in Jupiter's "moons" by tidal energy.

    Possibly there could be intermediate objects between 1) and 2) or between 1) and 5) or 3) and 5). Concievably there could be bodies made of water or solid methane or blue cheese but these would be unlikely to form naturally.

    1. Re:Useful classification by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Just an addendum to your post, some of Jupiter's moons are approaching the size of our own planet, and definately are larger than the moon.

    2. Re:Useful classification by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      Not even close.... The largest moons of Jupiter and Saturn are not even twice the size of earth's moon. Ganymede (Jupiter) and Titan (Saturn) are larger that Mercury though....

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  138. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    How similar is similar when it comes to orbits? As you get further away, the planets get further apart. So might it not be possible to accidentally discard Earth with this criterion, since we are relatively close to Mars and Venus, especially compared to the distance between Neptune and Pluto?

    I think the straight-forward approach is fine. A planetoid is an object that becomes round by its own gravity but does not sustain fusion. That's fine. A planet is a planetoid that orbits a sun, whereas a moon is a planetoid that orbits a planet (or a moon I suppose. I'm sure it must be possible for a planetary system to have a moon orbiting a moon!)

    That would simplify the school situation because then maybe kids would learn why things are called what they are called, instead of rote-learning a list of names, which seems to be the hallmark of almost every subject right up to the end of tertiary schooling.

    If you want to get the pedantry flowing, try bringing up the subject of glass being liquid. Then you'll really get some people fired up.

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  139. You've got it backwards. by qtp · · Score: 1

    The tomato was declared to be legally a vegatable by the supreme court of the State of New York so that they would be subject to import tarriffs during the 1930s.

    What makes a tomato a fruit, is that is the ripened ovary of a flower. Anyone who has grown their own food would tell you that a tomato is more similar to an apple than it does a carrot.

    Common sense is simply a set of popular misconceptions. If you always adhere to common sense, you'll most often be wrong, but you'll never be alone.

    This is not a case for "common sense" or tradition to determine. Geography and trade law are not scientific disciplines, and thus have little bearing on the question of planets and what constitutes one. You claim that planets and planetoids behave similarly, yet the author has provided a definition that makes the distincion between the two clear, and it is based on observable phenomenon. There's no reason to fall back on "common sense" in this case, as physics has provided the criteria for us.

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  140. This should really be modded up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sedna is really much more interesting as an object than the planet-definition argument addresses.

    It's important to note in this regard that the fact it is named Sedna at all reflects its importance as a new object. Plutinos--planetoids having orbits like Pluto--are to be named after things related to the underworld (thus Pluto, Charon, Ixion, etc.). Classical EKOs--non-Plutino trans-Neptunian objects--are supposed to be named after creation myths (thus Quaoar, Varuna). Sedna, being outside the E-K belt, is from artic mythology. The discoverers are proposing that objects in this region--tentatively the inner Oort clound--be named after artic mythology.

    So the fact that it has the name it does is reflective of its unique status. It is so new and unique, so to speak, that it deserves its own naming convention.

    If there's any astronomical taxonomy discussion that should be going on, that's it.

    1. Re:This should really be modded up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should have written arctic, not artic. :p

    2. Re:This should really be modded up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the fact that it has the name it does is reflective of its unique status. It is so new and unique, so to speak, that it deserves its own naming convention.

      Not to nitpick, but this "new" (newly discovered) object does not have a name yet. "Sedna" is the tentative name until the IAU formally names it. That is why many articles write "Sedna" in quotes.

  141. good call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i like the cut of your jib, AC.

  142. Every Larry Niven fan... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Every true Geek knows that Pluto is actually a moon of the 8th planet of this system, which was knocked out of orbit around that planet and left to wander around the Sun in a highly elipitical orbit by the impact at a good fraction of light speed by a stasis field encased slave of a Slaver, about a billion years ago, give or take.

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  143. what about orbital eccentricity/plane/etc. by servognome · · Score: 1

    if you look at the planets (except pluto), they all follow relatively circular orbits and are close to the same orbital plane, as well as orbit the sun in the same direction.
    Maybe this can be an added test for planets, since these are most likely the result of creation from the same material as the sun, rather some captured object.

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  144. Planets? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    Pluto is a dog. Sedna is a plane. What's all this talk about planets?

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  145. Atmosphere = planet? by Trackster · · Score: 1

    A possible criterion? If its got an atmosphere it's a planet.

    1. Re:Atmosphere = planet? by Finuvir · · Score: 1
      A possible criterion? If its got an atmosphere it's a planet.

      Luna has a thin atmosphere. I think we all agree that moons shouldn't be counted as planets. Strangely, Pluto has an atmosphere when it's near its perihelion but not at its aphelion. It's a part-time planet.

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  146. It doesn't really matter... by The+Saint+(ST) · · Score: 1

    Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? It's just a matter of definition. It's not a question concerning the nature of these bodies, but a question of how we view them. Therefore, it doesn't really matter.

  147. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by astroboscope · · Score: 1
    if there was some comet out in the Ort cloud with an incredibly eccentric orbit around the sun that was the size of Titan, that'd be a planet too. IMHO.

    IMHO, orbit does matter, because it points to the object's origin. Circular and in the ecliptic? Planetary disk -> planet. Highly inclined and/or eccentric? Oort cloud or Kuiper Belt object, i.e. comet. That leaves the asteroids (unless they are captured comets...but are we all captured comets? Let's not go there right now...;-), but you can bring in sphericity, possibly differentiation, or Crowscape's definitions to take care of them.

    Not enough astronomers come right out and say it or even consciously realize it, but they are looking more at the orbit than the size. There is more of a size difference between Earth and Jupiter than Sedna, Pluto, Mercury, or probably even Mars. But the acknowledged planets all have fairly circular orbits in the ecliptic. Also, newly discovered things tend to be the brightest/biggest/exceptional examples of relatively small and common things. Sheer size can be misleading.

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  148. Pluto|Sedna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you have written {Pluto|Sedna}, which
    is read as "Pluto given Sedna" in Mathematics.
    It doesn't really make any sense.
    To avoid the confusion, simply Pluto and Sedna is much better..

    To answer the question, it's doubtful that they are planets, but it's a matter of taste and definition.

    Martin.

  149. What about current going from + to - ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 insightful.

    "Now the technology has allowed us to gather more accurate data about Pluto's characteristics"

    What about current going from + to - ?

    Now the technology has allowed us to gather more accurate data about electrons & current characteristics, therefore, current goes
    from - to + except that every book on Earth
    says otherwise from + to -, with new books mentionning hey don't forget it now goes from
    - to +, but hey don't worry about it...

    Tomato is a vegetable for the same reasons,
    because people more often used it as a
    "vegetable" then as a "fruit", whatever that means biologically. If Joe Nowhere or Homer Simpson thinks Pluto is a planet, so be it.
    Samething for Tomato soup, Tomato Pasta, Tomato in sandwich, etc. Everyone does electronics
    thinking hey current goes from + to -, even while designing circuits, because in the ends in doesn't matter.

    Words in the dictionary is about common sense
    most of the time, sometime based on actual facts,
    sometimes not.

    Hey shall we say that Atoms are not Atoms,
    because Aristotle was somewhat wrong ?

    People like to makes thinks complicated for nothing, oh well.

    At least if we're gonna change Pluto as a Platenoid, Plutoid or Plutonium (imho).
    Let's change all the wrong things in the dictionary too, including current!

    1. Re:What about current going from + to - ? by Troed · · Score: 1

      Your post is the first I've heard about current going _to_ the negative pole. Electrons are negative, so of course they attract to the positive pole .. umm ..

      You confused me. I'm 30 - is that young in this context, or were Swedish schools _really_ quick at changing?

  150. And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would a "The Cheat" rank up there in

  151. stars are messy too by DoubleReed · · Score: 1

    Actually stars aren't that clear. What kind of fusion? Brown darf's are the muddy end of the stellar side, they have enough mass to fuse lithium and deuterium, but not enough for hydrogen fusion, so they don't shine at all.

    Similar to planets, the deliniation is fuzzy because the most visible stars are all way way bigger than this, and is not until relatively recently that we have been able to see brown dwarfs.

    Food for thought: graviatationally, Jupiter is the sun's binary partner.

    page on brown dwarfs:
    http://www.wordiq.com/cgi-bin/knowledge/l ookup.cgi ?title=Brown_dwarf

    1. Re:stars are messy too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually stars aren't that clear. What kind of fusion? Brown darf's are the muddy end of the stellar side, they have enough mass to fuse lithium and deuterium, but not enough for hydrogen fusion, so they don't shine at all.

      Actually they do, just not for very long. Brown dwarves have been assigned two spectral classes (T and L). They're stars. Just barely.

      From Giant Planets to Low Mass Stars

  152. Er.... shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would a "The Cheat" rank up there in the list of planets?

    (Pressed Enter in the wrong edit box)

  153. self sustaining fusion? by DoubleReed · · Score: 1

    Er... not a comment on the categories but fusion isn't self sustaining. Pressure from gravity sustains the fusion. If fusion overcomes gravity the star is blown apart (supernova).

  154. What do we define as a planet. by Justifiable_Delusion · · Score: 1

    Size has absolutely no reason being in this conversation. It all depends on what we call a planet. Is a planet something that came toghethor due to a conglomerating of a large number of rocks and the such due to gravitational pulls in a protoplanatary disk? If that is what a planet is (by definition) then this is or isn't a planet...depending on how it was formed. This is stupid to have a system which is based upon judgement and not simple facts. Why is pluto a planet? Because we deemed X-size a plenet? I don't know... Anyone know?

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  155. Chihuahuas by DrHyde · · Score: 1

    I "deny a chihauhau a place among dogs" not because they are too small, but because they're really fucking annoying, something that True Dogs never are.

    1. Re:Chihuahuas by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Thats a damn good point. I like to classify them as rats/vermin.

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  156. Yeah by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Dude, you need to get out of your email client and spend more time on IRC.

  157. I think we're all missing the point here by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

    Hasn't anyone played computer games here? If its large enough to land colonists on, its a planet!

  158. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moon: Any planetoid that orbits another planetoid (let's face it, it's a generic term and nothing will ever change that). BTW: This would demote a lot of "moons" to mere satelites.

    Planet: Any planetoid that is more massive than the the rest of the matter in its orbit combined.


    All moons are planets?

  159. Gravity is better judged by mass by Man+In+Black · · Score: 1

    If it's much more than a hundred kilometers across, we don't care how it got round. It would have gotten round under it's own gravity regardless

    To be painfully anal about this (as is the style it seems), the strength of a body's gravity is due to it's mass, not it's size. Size usually relates to mass nicely, but that's not always the case. It's entirely possible to have a very small planetoid (perhaps only 15km radius) that just happens to be incredibly dense to the point where it would have the gravity to pull itself into a sphere.

    Likewise, a large planetoid could be mostly porous, made of extremely light material, or even partly hollow, then it's possible that it might not have enough mass to sustain a spherical shape (which it might have obtained due to unknown influence).

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  160. Use something more comprehandable to a human by iamacat · · Score: 1

    It is indeed a simple criteria, but not very suited to human understanding. How would it feel to walk on a planet that is just big enough to pull itself into a spherical shape?

    How about just define a planet as an object you can walk on comfortably without launching into the air and flipping over your head or worse going into orbit? Luna might qualify, but asteroids will not.

  161. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by hattig · · Score: 1

    No, it is the 6th, because the moon is shaped into a sphere by gravity, and thus is a planet also.

    Unless you add in the "orbits a star" limitation of course, heh. Otherwise for 14 days in 28 Earth will be the 4th planet from the sun, and the 3rd for the other 14 days.

    Of course, the Earth is a master planet in our bi-planetary system. Jupiter is the master planet in its quite large planetary system.

  162. Re:OT by hplasm · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    but..

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    PIE!!

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  163. Actually... by pmc · · Score: 1

    It is pretty arbritary. You can easily get species (gulls, for example) where population A can breed with popuulation B, and B can breed with C, but A can't breed with C. Are gulls a single species or not?

    Then you get the problem of animals that only mate (with viable offspring) with human intervention - zoos and painting the animals. Are these single species or multiple species?

    And what about organisms that reproduce asexually? These would each be in their own species (or outwith the definition).

    And then you get micro-organisms...

    Generally it doesn't matter because when it is used in a technial sense the odd cases don't matter.

  164. not a planet by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    Haven't read the article, but regarding these two quotes... it seems like he wants to see all the KBO's and the asteroids as planets as well, after all they aren't any less planets simply because they're too small. Right? I mean we have planets and asteroids and kuiper objects, would it be wrong to at least try to classify them differently, even though the lines between are blurred?
    And what about the analogy with people? I can't see how that is applicable here.

  165. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

    Well now we have just drawn a new arbitrary line in the sand.

    Instead of arbitrary radius and mass, we have to set some arbitrary spherical aberation.

    How can we objectively tell how spherical an object is unless we take some sum of its spherical harmonics?

  166. White Meat's Rule of Planetary Bodies by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 1


    If a human being can take a running jump and achieve orbit and/or escape velocity, it's an asteroid. If it has sufficient gravity to be a planet, but it orbits around another planet instead of the sun, it is a moon.

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  167. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    Slightly inaccurate. Ceres isn't spherical, so wouldn't fit the description. No-one (that I've read) suggested removing the 'orbits a star' requirement. Mars has two moons, both spherical as far as I know, so counting moons would make Ceres 8th (except for being disqualified by shape).

    In any case, Ceres fitting the definition of a planet is fairly good case for saying the definition isn't good enough.

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  168. What's cool about dinosaurs by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    They're really, really big (bigger than trees), they could eat people with one bite (if there were any at the time) and they really existed.

    What's there not to be fascinated about dinosaurs?

  169. My 2 cents by Weered · · Score: 1

    The way I see this maybe NASA/other space agencies should come up with a set of standards that outlines what are the attributes that make up a planet. With a clear standard they're would be no arguments. Simple huh? Anyway that's my 2 cents.

  170. who's orbiting who, kemosabe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Moon: Any planetoid that orbits another planetoid"

    this becomes a slightly strange definition, when you consider Newtonian physics showed that two objects, attracted by each other's gravity, actually orbit a common center of gravity. Hence, you could have two identically sized planetoids orbiting each other, than who's the moon?

    Or in a less extreme, but more common, example, the moon doesn't exactly (stricly) revolve around the Earth, it would be more safe to say both the Earth and the Moon orbit around their common gravitational center, which, admittedly, I believe, lies within the Earth's surface.

    But still, who's orbiting who isn't so cut and dry an issue as we're lead to believe.

    Oh, and don't try any of the "Newton's old and busted, Einstein's new hotness" crap. If you want to go by Einstein, it only gets harder to say who's orbiting who, since gravitational attractions aren't even certain to be gravitational attractions. Sabe?

  171. Earth isn't a planet? by Kombat · · Score: 1

    For example "Deviates from a sphere with at most 1%". I think that'll do it for me.

    That would rule out Earth as a planet (and several others, including all of the gas planets). Technically, Earth is an "oblate spheroid." Nowhere near a perfect sphere. You can blame the fact that we're spinning, and thus, bulging at the equator.

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    1. Re:Earth isn't a planet? by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      I know that, but is it as much as 1%...? I thought the deviation was on the order of km, not 10 km. But I admit to not having checked.

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  172. These arguments are funny by fishbot · · Score: 1

    Is Pluto a planet, or not?
    Is tomato a fruit, or veg?

    The fact that they are arbitrary classifications made by the same people (us) who decided what is and what is not a Planet seems irrelevant. It seems that the classification systems are the problem here, not the fact that Pluto is a celestial body orbiting the same Sun as Earth, with one natural satellite.

    So, we decide that Pluto is not, in fact, a planet. What difference does it make? Maybe the indigenous population, a small race who live entirely of methane by-products, will get angry and attack the Earth, resulting in the destruction of mankind? Or maybe nobody will care.

  173. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by hattig · · Score: 1

    Mars' moons aren't spherical, they are captured asteroids. Very unimpressive things, lumpen.

    Whereas Ceres appears to be spherical from all reports I've read about it. No good pictures seem to exist of it though. It is nearly 1000km in diameter though, so big enough to sphericalise itself under self-gravity.

  174. How about this? by TirNaOg · · Score: 1

    Has Atmosphere = Planet
    Does not = Not a planet.

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    1. Re:How about this? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Define "Has Atmosphere." How many particles per cubic meter qualifies as an "atmosphere?"

      You might be disqualifying Mercury from planethood, which would be odd, considering it's one of the original 5.

  175. Herb...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFLMAO

  176. Offtopic by fizban · · Score: 1

    I know this is completely offtopic, but after reading all the comments to this post, I have come to the conclusion that you all are crazy. Only on slashdot could a story about about the classification of a piece of rock in outer space devolve into an argument about whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable (it's both!).

    I love it.

    So, let's just call Sedna a "planetoid" and be fucking done with it. I have to go eat my fruit salad (sans tomato).

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  177. Rosie O'Donald is round.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we promote her to planet status?

  178. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

    I like that definition of dual-planet, though astronomers just might have a fit over calling Charon a planet. Still, the barycenter of that system is definitely in space rather than within one body or another.

    Pluto and Charon are also far closer together - both in absolute terms and scaled by size - than Earth and Luna. But it's the mutual center of rotation that I think is more important.

    The odds of having a center of gravity within a planet's atmosphere are, on solid worlds, pretty darn slim. But when gas giants are included, that elevates the problem to new levels of complexity. How do you define "within the atmosphere"? A planet's atmosphere doesn't have a very firm boundary; it just gets increasingly vacuous.

    If an astronomer out there knows how the boundary of an atmosphere is designed, I think that would be the better outer limit for dual-planet vs planet-moon: if the barycenter is not within the average diameter of either body, atmospheres included, it's a multiple-planet system.

    Having a naturally-occurring, balanced system with more than two such bodies would seem highly unlikely, but, hell, life is highly unlikely. Given enough trials, though, one will eventually succeed. Anyway, the definition of "planet" might need to be amended so as to include the possibility of orbiting with another body such that the barycenter is in space, and declaring that those two, if they otherwise meet the definitions, are still planets. (If the smaller one couldn't pull itself into a spheroid, it's not a planet, so the whole argument here is moot.)

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  179. Linguistics by aswang · · Score: 1
    While I agree, most classification schemes and the subsequent reclassification of various objects may seem extraordinarily trivial and silly, I think it happens because of the way human brains work.

    In many respects, people think in categories. Apparently, short-term memory can only manage a certain number of objects at a time, making it necessary to chunk concepts into mentally digestible pieces--hence taxonomies, and categories containing fewer than 10 objects.

    Also, our pattern recognition capabilities are fine-tuned for determining whether things fit in a particular category or not. Pattern-recognition is the only way the human brain can make predictions about things it has never seen (or heard, tasted, smelled, or touched) before. The neural networks in our brains will almost automatically assign certain properties to various unknown objects and events if they match enough criteria to fit into a certain archetypal category.

    And because of how integral categories are to how the brain works, reclassifications of things have profound effects on our societal weltanschauung.

    For example, Einstein's work on the photoelectric effect once and for all exploded the idea that categories such as waves and particles even exist. They are both, and this forever changed the way that the West has looked at the world. It has definitively changed the way we try and predict unknowns.

    On the social side of things, the move from an empirically based biological taxonomy to one based on genetic-relatedness has destroyed the Victorian idea of a great chain of being. We find that, instead of being, evolutionarily-speaking, superior to monkeys (in the sense that we are "higher," "more evolved" organisms), we are in fact merely branches off the same tree.

    The recognition of the importance of genetic-relatedness has allowed us to perform useful experiments on rats and monkeys that are completely applicable to humans. Without this kind of reclassification, it is doubtful that we would have made the genetic and pharmaceutical advances that we have.

    And the destruction of the great chain of being has also led us to a more egalitarian society. Now that the idea of genetic-relatedness is in the fore, it becomes harder to justify racial segregation on the basis of supposed evolutionary superiority. Genetics has shown us that, truly, humanity is one race, descended from the same mother, regardless of our skin color.

    In many ways, classification schemes is at the heart of thinking like a human.

  180. Planet? by 21chrisp · · Score: 1

    Maybe the problem isn't how we define planet's, but rather how we define asteroids and KBOs. All asteroids are considered 'Minor Planets' a name I think would better suit objects like Pluto, Sedna, Quauor and the "asteroid" Ceres. Consider these minor planets, Mercury through Mars are already classfied as terrestial planets (by size and composition), and of course you have gas giants. And there you have it. With so many minor planets, we could still rank Pluto among the 9 planets as the largest representative of it's class. The only problem with that is that it now seems likely that there are other KBOs larger than Pluto that we haven't detected, possibly even vast numbers of them.

  181. What about Pluto-Charon then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charon actually doesn't orbit Pluto; it and Pluto orbit a center of gravity between them (this is true of all orbital relationships, except that in most the two bodies are too disproportionate in size for the center of gravity to not be contained within the space occupied by one of them)...perhaps Pluto-Charon should be considered one planet, with each part being a moon (lol), just like "we" consider Sol-Mercury-Venus-Earth & Co.-Mars & Co.-Asteroid Belt-Jupiter & Co.-Saturn & Co.-Uranus & Co.-Neptune & Co.-Pluto-Charon-and (perhaps) more asteroids and various comets to be "The Solar System". On second thought, how about just calling them orbital objects? PLEASE!!!!!!

  182. chihauhau? by Santana · · Score: 1

    'You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,'

    I would, because chihauhaus don't exist; chihuahuas do.

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  183. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by skinny.net · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, that won't work either. The local path of the center of gravity can also vary. Consider a large planet with 4 moons.

    At some point, the moons will all be on the same side of the planet and the center of gravity will be outside the planet.

    The whole system has a center of gravity (the one that describes the system's solar orbit), but that center wobbles from the point of view of any of the planets or moons involved.

    Sorry about that. See my r0x0r ascii below, where the planet is [] and the moons are . and the center of gravity is x.

    ....x[ ]
    . .[x] . .

  184. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's seems like a physical point would work a bit better - say, the surface of the larger planet. Then the definition becomes a bit easier: if the center of gravity is in space, it is a dual-planet system. Otherwise, it's a planet-moon. "

    So if we put a satellite at the Sun/Earth lagrange point could it be said that the Sun and Earth are moons of the satellite?

    Probably not - I'm guessing that my understanding of terms is probably a bit off (no doubt someone can enlighten me) but perhaps you see the potential for abuse your definition leaves? Any two items may have a center of gravity.

    Exercises for the reader:
    1) Is a lagrange point for a system a center of gravity? Explain the difference in the two terms
    2) Propose a potentially amusing example of "abuse" as mentioned above.

  185. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Ceres, Vega, etc. A number of asteroids are spherical.

    The Moon is not a planet because it doesn't dominate it's orbital slot around the sun, although sometimes the Earth/Moon system is called a "double planet" because the moon has a profound effect on the earth (they both in fact orbit around a point about 2000 miles below the earth's surface - halfway from the crust to the core, approximately). However, larger moons around the gas giants don't evenget that much distinction because they have negligble effect on their parent planet, which outsizes them hundrds of times over.

    This guy attacks lots of layman's arguments against Pluto as a planet, but he COMPLETELY igores THE KEY argument among SCIENTISTS (the people who actually get to say wether it's a planet or not) against both Pluto and Sedna as planets: They DO NOT have planetary orbits. They both have cometary orbits. Plus, Pluto and its moon Charon are known to be composed of the same material as comets, and Sedna is strongly believed to be. They're freaking big comets, but they're still comets.

  186. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    But all the combined moons of, say, Jupiter or Satrn won't displace the center of gravity a fraction of the planet's radius, and they can be accurately modeled over fairly long-term projections by assuming the moons have 0 gravity/mass. However, if you put a second moon around the earth with, say, 1/3 lunar gravity (about 1/18g, if I remember my high school earth science right), it would have a considerable effect. You already can't model the Earth/Moon system with any accuracy without taking lunar gravity into effect. Add in another object with significant gravity, and you wouldn't have a planet with two moons, you'd have the infamous Three Body System. It's incredibly unlikely the three objects would even settle into a stable orbit. It would probably fall apart in short order when two or more of the objects collide, or one of them is ejected from the system. (For that matter, Astronomy magazine had an article a few years back that the solar system itself would eventually decay in the same manner, although with the much larger scale involved, a collision is pretty unlikely - odds are the four terrestrial planets would be ejected from repeated interactions with Jupiter.

  187. Gravity Rules by lmenke · · Score: 0

    The "gravity rules" criterion does make the most logical sense of the highest planetary classification criterion. A body whose self-gravity is sufficient to shape it into a spherical body is classified as a planet. This suggests further sub-classifications such as gas giant, terrestrial/rocky, ice/rocky and ice planets. Or using a logarithmic scale we have giant, terrestrial, and minor. With this classification scheme we will add several planets to our system. They would appear to be rocky/ice and ice minor planets. The classification of a moon is a body that is in orbit of a second body that is not a star. Remember there are some asteroids that do not meet the above classification of planet that have moons. With the above definition, then if our on moon Luna were in its own orbit it would also classify as a planet. So perhaps we should have the following sub-classification of moons: Planet-moons, and asteroid (non-planet) moons. With this classification then our system has about a dozen planet-moons. Lorenz H. Menke, Jr.

  188. Mod this up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL

  189. Good News for Gary Coleman by sharkey · · Score: 1
    'You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,'

    Of course, I've never considered him to not have a place among humanity.

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  190. Kuiper belt objects are not planets by linoleo · · Score: 1

    I also think, for the record, that if something as large as Luna, or Titan, or Europa were out floating in space orbiting the sun and not another planet, they would be considered planets too.

    Do you realize just *how many* Sedna-size (and larger) objects we are bound to find out in the Kuiper belt? Trans-Neptunian space is truly vast, and very ill-lit - we have not even begun to scratch the surface of what's lurking there. Calling the thousands or millions of sizeable Kuiper belt objects we will discover over time all "planets" serves *no* purpose but deprives us of a term to denote the 4 major rocky bodies orbiting the sun inside the asteroid belt, and the 4 gas giants orbiting the sun between the asteroid and Kuiper belts, without the ludicrous verbiage to which I'm going here.

    As we discover more about the denizens of the Kuiper belt, we are likely to require more new terms to denote sub-populations - all the more reason to stay away from the already overburdened "planet" category. Pluto is a captured Kuiper belt object, and should be labeled as such. Finally, as someone else has pointed out, there are real differences between Kuiper belt objects (including Pluto) and true planets as to their orbital parameters.

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  191. evil scientists foist new names,concepts on public by linoleo · · Score: 1

    You're of course free to continue calling cetaceans fish and believing in brontosauri that never existed (they were a shoddy/fraudulent paleontologist's chimera), but just because you think you shouldn't ever have to learn anything new after grade school doesn't give you the right to criticize others for showing more intellectual flexibility.

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  192. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm giving him some points though. Considering as by your definition a gas giant can in certain circumstances not be called a planet. It's basically what the writer of the article said, to arbitrary. And it also requires more grueling research work, no mass is much easier thank you.

    Quickshot

  193. The Original Meaning of Planet by diggitzz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe the word "planet" has origins in Greek, and means "wanderer". Hence, the "planets" were called such because they appeared as wandering stars by human eyes on earth. Certainly anything in orbit around our Sun, out to about a light year, will have enough "wandering" associated with it (by parallax due to Earth's revolution about the Sun) to fit this classification. Unfortunately, that simply isn't a very useful way to classify things since we already have some sort of common notion about what "planet" means, even though it still a little vague.

    Orbital inclination might be a good start to finding a not-so arbitrary way to classify things as "planets" or maybe at least as "primary planets". Maybe everything with an orbit inclined less than 10 degrees from the ecliptic can be a planet. Other than the specific degree-cuttoff, this criteria is not arbitrary, since the ecliptic plane exists due to the rotation of the Sun. Things orbiting far off of the ecliptic are more likely to be things which were thrown out of the system at the onset of fusion, so maybe they shouldn't be called "planets", or maybe they can be "secondary planets". (Pluto's orbit is inclined *17 degrees*, the next most inclined is Mercury at *7 degrees*)

    Perhaps we can add a mass criterion based on the size of the Earth, which is admittedly totally arbitrary, but when coupled with orbital inclination, it's much less so. Maybe nothing with less than 1% the mass of the Earth should be classified as a planet. That excludes asteroids from accidentally being "planets" under the orbital inclination criterion, but we can still have Mercury, which has about 5.5% the mass of the Earth. (Pluto has about 0.2% the mass of the Earth)

    Finally, to account for moons, we could add that for multiple bodies orbiting one another, and together orbiting the Sun, in the case that both are more than 1% Earth-mass, the one containing the center of mass is the planet and the other(s) the moon(s). If the center of mass is outside both or all (if there are many), then it's a double- or triple- planet system.

    How does that sound?

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  194. Once opon a time, that's how it worked... by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Originally, orbit was all that mattered. There is even an equation that says how far each successive planet would be from the sun, since things too far from those "slots" would tend to have unstable orbits and would be deflected into elliptical paths. Mercury through Mars fit these slots exactly, the asteroid belt occupies the fourth, but failed to form a planet due to gravitational interactions between the Sun and Jupiter. Jupiter and Saturn fit the next two exactly. When they were discovered, Uranus and Neptune were believed to be slightly off, although it's been determined that Neptune's orbit wasn't as irregular as had been thought (somebody forgot that Uranus effects Neptune as well, and only determined Neptune's effect on Uranus). Pluto is not only about half a billion miles off from it's slot, it's also tilted 30 degrees off - most of the planets have negligible orbital tilt, none of them over about 3 degrees. Sedna has a wildly elliptical and highly tilted orbit. Both of them have classical long-period cometary orbits, are of classical cometary composition. Somewhere along the line, after they realized Pluto didn't fit the planetary bill, they discovered Charon, which has been Pluto's only clinging thread to planethood ever since. However, that was then. Now, we know of multiple asteroids with their own moons, and I remember some evidence that the larger moons around Jupiter and Saturn appeared to have their own tiny satellites. Anyway, the planetary requirements, as I learned them in college: 1. A relatively circular orbit (Pluto and Sedna fail miserably). 2. A relatively "flat" orbit (failed again) 3. The dominant object in their orbit (Pluto looses, as Charon has a major effect on it. The Earth stretches this one, too, and sometimes both get the term "Double planet" attached to them. The large moons around the gas giants are far smaller than their parent planets, so the planets dominate). 4. Fitting an orbital slot (This breaks down the farther you get from the gas giants, though, so it would likely be excused for far-flung planets). Size doesn't matter (a small object may not count, but a large one doesn't count on size alone).

  195. Re:Wrong (Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Regarding your sig -- if the American government is so bad, perhaps you can fill us on details of your last torture session?

    Oh, someone suggested common airwaves should stick to common standards of decency? Poor baby, it must be difficult for you.

  196. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    But you are missing the fact that many asteroids have powerful enough gravity to pull themselves into spherical shapes. There are several asteroids that are hundreds of miles in diameter. Vesta, the fourth largest, has even had lava flows.

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  197. I suggest by SamSim · · Score: 1

    I suggest we enter every object in the Solar System greater than one metre in diameter into a battle to the death. The last nine survivors will be named the planets.

  198. Sedna speaks for itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/004/sedna.htm

    Sedna: "size doesn't matter, it's the elliptical motion in the astronomical ocean"

  199. Don't forget "Jeff - The God of Biscuits" by Pii · · Score: 1

    I'll take any opportunity to insert a quote from Eddie Izzard.

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  200. That's no moon... by Pii · · Score: 1

    It's a SPACE STATION!

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  201. And another thing! by Pii · · Score: 1
    Fred Flintstone NEVER went to the Bedrock Drive-in and ordered an "Apato-Burger."

    Bronto-Burgers or Bust!

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  202. Re:Requirements? Look to gravity! by skinny.net · · Score: 1

    Did you read the parent and grandparent posts? Of course they can be accurately modeled; the center of gravity of the planet and its moons are considered. The parent post was giving its parent a reason why his particular definition of planet wouldn't work.

    Who would model the earth/moon without lunar gravity? That was never suggested. Infamous three body system? That was never suggested either. With the [earth/moon]'s center of gravity barely falling within the earth's crust, the parent suggests that a system with another similar moon would put the center of gravity outside of the solid planet.

    ...Astronomy...article...collision unlikely...
    Are we on the same topic here?

  203. Re:It's all marketing by g-san · · Score: 1

    You have obviously never dealt in inter-stellar real estate.

    Would you rather want to buy a 9 planet solar system, or an 8 planet solar system?

    "I don't know, we were looking at a system in NGC 876 that had a bigger sun, and that 9th planet is a bit small.... you sure that's a planet?"

  204. I beg to differ... by PatientZero · · Score: 1
    Someone's gotta read the article for the rest of you. :P

    (I know, "informative" would have been more appropriate, but this is /. after all.)

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