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  1. Re:"Stuff that Matters" my ass on Apple's New iPhones Will Come In a Plethora of New Colors, Says Report (9to5mac.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, five doesn't fit in two bits...

    Five nickels fits in two bits.

  2. Re:Not fired, garbage collected on The Man Who Was Fired By a Machine (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

    HAL: You're fired!

    In space, nobody can hear you apply for benefits.

  3. Maybe he should be separated from his kids. I hear that is a popular remedy in Republican circles.

  4. Re:"Science Says" on We're All Getting Dumber, Says Science (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    Some "random dudes" from the past were named Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Galileo Galilei...

    A patent clerk, an alchemist and a heretic walk into a bar...

  5. Re:But how will I get to the Ivars in Puget Sound? on Apple Maps Was Down For All Users Earlier Today (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    Take a Lime bike. Those seem to be ending up in the water more and more these days.

  6. Danger, Will Robinson! on Apple Maps Was Down For All Users Earlier Today (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    Do you want to get lost in space? This is how people get lost in space.

  7. Salt in the Wound on On The Sad State of Macintosh Hardware (rogueamoeba.com) · · Score: 1

    The worst part about Apple neglecting the Mac is their cheerful statements about hardware that has not been updated for 3, 4 or 5 years being "important" to them. If you are abandoning the Mac, tell people so they can adjust. Stringing them along with false statements of commitment while the hardware becomes ever more obsolete is a sure way to alienate even the most rabid fan.

    Tim Cook quote from October 2017: "I'm glad you love Mac mini. We love it too. ... we do plan for Mac mini to be an important part of our product line going forward."

    Last upgrade to Mac mini = 2012. (elimination of quad core in 2014 does not count as an upgrade)

  8. Re:Dark Patterns? on Dark Patterns Across the Web Are Designed To Trick You · · Score: 1

    Dark Patterns is catchy and can cover wide swaths of corporate malfeasance. It's a perfect description for the scorched Earth culture of screwing the customer at every opportunity in the most unaccountable way possible that permeates current megacorps.

  9. Now, a word from our sponsors at Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil. Lube up with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

  10. They will always have Macs on Samsung Beat Apple In Smartphone Shipments, Profit Surges To 2-Year High (thehindu.com) · · Score: 0

    Good thing they've been keeping the Mac line competitive... Oops

  11. Re:Solved a problem that doesn't exist on Passenger-Carrying Drone Gets Symbolic Approval For Test Flights In Nevada (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    Minute 24... still blocked by Google bus lit on fire by protesters. Shoulda called Autono-drone!

  12. Re:Whoah on Windows 10 Insider Preview Build 14361 Released (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    It's every bit as innovative as a rose gold watch band from Apple. The future is here. Flying cars can't be far behind.

  13. Re:Sexually Transmitted Downloads on Windows 10 Insider Preview Build 14361 Released (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    Windows 10 can see your searches about herpes and serve you ads for medication. Windows 10 knows. Windows 10 cares.

  14. The big reveal on Even In Remotest Africa, Windows 10 Nagware Ruins Your Day (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    "...rangers under fire from armed militarized poachers, blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands,"

    Guns don't kill people, Microsoft kills people.

  15. Re:Too little, too late on Not All iPhone 6s Processors Are Created Equal (itworld.com) · · Score: 2

    Really? Which plant made this processor? Can you tell me? At best you can tell it's a 14nm process but you don't know which 14nm plant made it from the information provided. You have to look at the chip when you get it, but you've already bought it at that point.

    You are very purposefully ignoring what I wrote to rage against something I did not. Intel processors made on different processes have a different part number the customer can see when ordering. Heck, they even have different part numbers for the same processor on the same process that have been binned differently. But if you want to keep talking about a the same processor made on the same process from the same company, go ahead an knock yourself out. It has nothing to do with anything I wrote.

    I would guarantee you that every smartphone model including the iPhone has parts from multiple sources. For example the exact same model might have RAM from Samsung in one phone and RAM from Hynix in another. They shouldn't be different in terms of performance or function but if they are, the manufacturer has to trace down why. The point I'm trying to make is that there shouldn't be a difference in performance.

    I agree there should not be a difference in performance, but there is. Whether that performance difference is a problem or not should be left to the customer.

  16. Re:Too little, too late on Not All iPhone 6s Processors Are Created Equal (itworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Does Intel let you know which of their plants made the Core i7 you get from Newegg?

    Intel labels parts made on different processes with different part numbers. That allows you to choose which processor you want.

    They're not the same part number; the model number A9 is the same. The internal part numbers were APL0898 and APL1022.

    It's clear from my post I'm talking about the phone part number that the customer uses to order, not the internal Apple part number for the two different processors made on two different processes from two different companies with different performance.

  17. Re:Too little, too late on Not All iPhone 6s Processors Are Created Equal (itworld.com) · · Score: 0

    ...they need to have different part names and model names for these products.

    That would allow customers to make an informed decision on which product to buy, the 6sm or the 6ss. Apple won't allow that. If they are marking these products with the same part number at least they should call it the "6?", as in what will you get?

  18. Re:Go Stanford on Researchers Fight VR Focus-Switching Headaches · · Score: 1

    In the future, people fine tuned to VR will get nauseous when subjected to reality. The few who can survive on the outside without barfing can steal the VR headset wearing prisoners' biscuits.

  19. Re:Dune Messiah - crime = sin on Oracle Exec: Stop Sending Vulnerability Reports · · Score: 1

    Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
    [Everyone gasps]
    Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!

  20. We must organize to fight it.

  21. Unfair on Study: Ad Blocker Use Jumps 41 Percent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rise in insect repellent use costs malarial mosquitos millions of gallons of blood and new disease victims.

  22. Re:My big hope on Windows 10, From a Linux User's Perspective · · Score: 1

    Placing chicken entrails in the lower right screen corner also performs this function. Windows lets you accomplish tasks in multiple intuitive ways.

  23. Justice on "Pixels" DMCA Takedown Even Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would say Dinklage should punch Sandler in the nuts, but that may already be the plot of the movie. Anyone seen it to confirm?

  24. Re:cat videos for enthropy on Linux Servers' Entropy Pool Too Shallow, Compromising Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    Film Schrödinger's cat. Until someone watches the film the seed will exist in a superposition of states.

  25. Re:Have we learned NOTHING from horror films... on Amid Agony, Scientists Discover World's First Venomous Frog · · Score: 1

    is that an abortion joke ?

    No, it was a hygiene joke. We know where your head is at. Rorschach test fail.