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  1. Re:Why not? on France To Invest One Billion Euros In Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Blitzstrom! French power rampaging over the border!

  2. Re:Vote right wing. on France To Invest One Billion Euros In Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    tougher international policies ? nothing.

    Policies about what? Or is being tough an end in itself?

    please, someone, explain that.

    Team spirit.

  3. Re:Whoa!!!! on Cancer Cluster Possibly Found Among TSA Workers · · Score: 1

    ... government will mischaracterize the truth

    The same way the Catholic Church "mischaracterized" people as heretics... to death.

  4. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? on Cancer Cluster Possibly Found Among TSA Workers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The safety tests are being performed as I type, using passengers as test subjects. In 10 to 20 years we should have some good data about long term irradiation of people with these expensive security placebos.

  5. Re:Typical old fearmongering. on Flood Berm Collapses At Nebraska Nuclear Plant · · Score: 1

    Fear mongering is something the media has been good at lately.

    If they can combine the nuclear fear with Lindsay Lohan, it would be media nirvana. Maybe Lindsay can get wasted and drive a car into a nuclear power plant or shoplift some nuclear fuel to exchange with Al Qaeda for heroin.

  6. Re:Rich assholes suing rich asshole on Winklevoss Twins To Continue Fighting Facebook · · Score: 1

    This is important as it decides their fate at the hands of a poor angry mob. The winner is hunted like in the 1966 movie "The Naked Prey". The loser is killed and sent to the taxidermist to be mounted in a feral geek pose and displayed in the museum of rich assholes next to Larry Ellison.

  7. Re:I don't get it on Who Killed the Netbook? · · Score: 1

    *Compressed Air* magazine... I used to look forward to the next issue showing up in the dorm lounge.

    Forever alone O_o

  8. Re:FCC fail on FCC Ups Penalties For Caller ID Spoofing · · Score: 2

    Telcos make money directly from phone scammers. Telcos make money from services (caller ID/blocking/etc) to combat phone scammers. Telcos make too much money from both sides to want to address the issue effectively. If they did, this would be a non-problem overnight. Of course, any regulation to address this would be labeled "job killing government takeover" by the GOP/T-Bags.

  9. Re:Good for them on Winklevoss Twins Finally Give Up Fighting Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...maintaining their basis at-par (inflation adjusted) with a conservative portfolio.

    Or they could spend it all on hookers and blow in the first year, dieing penniless, unloved, and face down in their own vomit. Send your suggestions to winklevossmillions.org today.

  10. Re:rerip your CD collection on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Scrub Pirated Music From My Collection? · · Score: 1

    So fuck them. Just upload the music you have.

    Disclaimers: IANAL, void where prohibited, may cause rectal bleeding.

  11. Re:Canada still has a penny too? on Canada Rolls Out Plastic Money · · Score: 2

    ...one penny and they SUCK.

    A whole bunch of pennies in a sock is an awesome weapon.

  12. Shut it Down on Researchers Design Memory-Strengthening Implant · · Score: 1

    ...researchers used a drug to shut down the activity of CA1. Without CA1 online, the rats could not remember which lever to push to get water.

    Weed. It was weed wasn't it?

  13. Re:Old News on Massive Black Hole Devours Star · · Score: 1

    For /. that's pretty close to real time.

  14. Get 'em HP! on RIM Struggles Continue · · Score: 2

    HP can do for RIM what they did for DEC and Palm... and er, HP.

  15. You didn't hear it from me but... on Iowa Rejects Video Privacy Protection For Cows · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moo!

  16. Re:How many links is the limit for infringement? on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 5, Informative

    More specifically, Tommy Chong was jailed for selling bongs to Pennsylvania cops who repeatedly tried to purchase them even though Chong Glass refused each time because it is illegal in Pennsylvania. After placing a large order under a false name for pickup (where it was legal), the cops refused to pick up the material and had them ship it to get payment.

    All of this circus was done for political reasons by Mary Beth Buchanan with a wink and a nod from John Ashcroft.

  17. Re:Land of the free - paradox? on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 2

    The super rich and politically connected must have mod points today as you have been modded -1 Doubleplusungood

  18. Re:Government=Cream? on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 3, Funny

    Creme is always rich and thick.

  19. Re:Jurisdiction on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 1

    With this kind of nonsense abuse going on, the rest of the world is saying "America! FUCK YOU!" How fun it is for me to reap the contempt sown by an out of control US agency front for out of control US corporations.

  20. Re:No thanks on Sunlight Foundation Announces 'Sarah's Inbox' · · Score: 1

    My theory is all the interesting, embarrassing, or damning stuff was removed before this release anyways.

  21. Re:Soylent Green is ... feces? on Japanese Scientist Creates Meat Substitute From Sewage · · Score: 1

    From Logan's Run:
    Box: "Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here. Ready! Fresh as harvest day!"

    Of course, protein was the only accurate part of that statement. It still got the job done, as would refined shit paste (TM Taco Bell), it's just a matter of which fiction you prefer to cover up the gory details of the food supply. A tour of a meat processing plant would be gruesome as well.

  22. Re:Backups? on Computer Glitch Friday Grounded US Airways Flights · · Score: 1

    There was a backup plan in the suit pocket of the CIO, but it was casual Friday, so everyone was, you know, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

  23. Re:Take up smoking today! on Research Suggests Tobacco Companies Add Weight Loss Drugs · · Score: 1

    Flavor Country High School

  24. Re:Nah on Average Gamer Is 37 Years Old · · Score: 1

    ...boobs and explosions

    You just described the entire plot of Heavy Metal. Good times.

  25. Re:Timespan and other details on Massive Explosion On the Sun · · Score: 1

    ...there is time to prepare.

    We can launch a probe that connects to passing future aliens so they live a virtual human life (sort of an "inner light") on our doomed planet and our story will be told. After the experience, the alien will have learned to play a banjo.