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Cancer Cluster Possibly Found Among TSA Workers

OverTheGeicoE writes "TSA employees at Logan International Airport believe they have identified a cancer cluster in their ranks, according to documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act and released by the Electronic Privacy Information Center. They have requested dosimetry to counter 'TSA's improperly non-monitored radiation threat.' So far, at least, they have not received it. The documents also reveal a paper from Johns Hopkins that essentially questions whether it is even safe to stand near an operating scanner, let alone inside one. Also, the National Institute of Standards and Technology says that the Dept. of Homeland Security 'mischaracterized' their work by telling USA Today that NIST affirmed the safety of the scanners when in fact NIST does not do product safety testing and never tested a scanner for safety."

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  1. This isnt right by jason777 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This should stop now. Most people dont even realize that there is the possibility of danger of goin into one of these things. Those of us that are concerned get the ol pat down. Myself, I'm not even going to fly at all. F you TSA.

    1. Re:This isnt right by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      Same here, but unfortunately a day will come when I am forced to fly, and the TSA knows it. The TSA knows that people cannot simply refuse to fly when their employers insist upon it, or when there is a family emergency, or when they want to travel across an ocean. That is why the TSA gets away with these attacks on our rights: there is no realistic chance of an effective boycott on air travel.

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    2. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This never should have started.
      There is no principle of justice, morality, or reason that will stop the American government from harming its people and the rest of the world in order to benefit its politicians and business associates. The government is too corrupted and is beyond salvation. The only way to get it to do anything is by force. The only way to achieve that force is to raise awareness.

      It sucks, but that's how it works.

    3. Re:This isnt right by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      I worry more about the danger of putting my groin into these things. Will my children have leukaemia and other hereditary genetic damage. Where the hell is the damn nuclear regulatory commission on this? Because this is their mandate.

    4. Re:This isnt right by jschmitz · · Score: 0

      I'm not really in the position where I "can't fly at all" you know because I don't WORK AT BURGER KING..

    5. Re:This isnt right by nschubach · · Score: 2

      "Every traveler is a critical partner in TSA's efforts to keep our skies safe," Administrator John Pistole, said last fall. "And I know and appreciate that the vast majority of Americans recognize and respect the important work we do."

      Your respect is noted.

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    6. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "And I know and appreciate that the vast majority of Americans recognize and respect the important work we do."

      References?

    7. Re:This isnt right by Joce640k · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here in Spain we're already out on the streets trying to get rid of Government As We Know It. What are you doing in the USA?

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    8. Re:This isnt right by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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    9. Re:This isnt right by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They conducted a survey. The question was "Are you for or against terrorism?" It shows an overwhelming support of all their actions to prevent attacks.

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    10. Re:This isnt right by Conditioner · · Score: 0

      We are watching it on TV.

    11. Re:This isnt right by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes? So? Who'd want him back?

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    12. Re:This isnt right by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "there is no realistic chance of an effective boycott on air travel."

      I call "bullshit". Just don't fly. Tell your boss he can find some flunky to do the flying, 'cause you're not doing it. Tell the family that you'd love to attend the wedding/funeral/whatever, but you can't fly because you're protesting the TSA's conduct. Which family emergency MUST you fly for? Precious few. Your spouse, or your child, has been injured hundreds or thousands of miles from home, and you need to be there, is about the only one I can think of.

      JUST DON'T FLY!! If enough people protest in a meaningful manner, the airlines will begin protesting, and the TSA will be curbed like the bitch dogs they are.

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    13. Re:This isnt right by ajs · · Score: 1

      If optional air travel (that is: travel that is not dictated by work or family emergencies) drops radically as a result of enhanced interro... er... body scanning, it will still be enough of a hit to the economy that politicians will see a need to act. Remember, morality and ethics don't motivate politicians; votes do. If you can threaten their ability to get votes to re-elect them, they will move heaven and earth to get the problem solved.

    14. Re:This isnt right by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It was a joke from Saturday Night Live.

    15. Re:This isnt right by ajs · · Score: 2

      This never should have started.
      There is no principle of justice, morality, or reason that will stop the American government from harming its people and the rest of the world in order to benefit its politicians and business associates.

      I think you're confused.

      This is a fairly typical fear reaction. Politicians and government bodies feel that they need to be seen to be acting in order to avoid a future event, resulting in questions about their inaction. It's not some kind of conspiracy. It's the same kind of fear response that results in laws that say that if you've been arrested for having sex in public, you have to register yourself as a threat to your neighbors' children.

    16. Re:This isnt right by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      Tell your boss he can find some flunky to do the flying, 'cause you're not doing it.

      And there's the flaw. The seat was still filled.

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    17. Re:This isnt right by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      We're practicing religious nuts here in America, worshipping the Gods of Complacency.

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    18. Re:This isnt right by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      This is a fairly typical fear reaction. Politicians and government bodies feel that they need to be seen to be acting in order to avoid a future event, resulting in questions about their inaction. It's not some kind of conspiracy. It's the same kind of fear response that results in laws that say that if you've been arrested for having sex in public, you have to register yourself as a threat to your neighbors' children.

      Right. It's like a conversation I had with some friends about TSA, and my opinion was that the vast majority (but not all, please keep metal detectors and luggage scanners) of what they do is just Security Theater, with an infinitesimal chance of actually preventing an attack since anyone with the drive to penetrate Security Regime X would have the drive to penetrate X * 1.001. If someone really wants to blow up a plane, they're going to cram some C4 up their ass and pull it out in the lavatory on the plane and there's no way people are going to put up with the procedures designed to thwart the Butthole Bomber. So having expensive machines that stop at the Underpants Bomber are basically futile.

      But I had to concede that if it were I who was in charge of deciding whether or not to actually implement the Anti-Underpants-Bomber scanners, and it was my ass on the line if I said "no" and we were Underpants-Bombed again, I would probably end up saying "yes".

       

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    19. Re:This isnt right by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      "there is no realistic chance of an effective boycott on air travel."

      I call "bullshit". Just don't fly. Tell your boss he can find some flunky to do the flying, 'cause you're not doing it. Tell the family that you'd love to attend the wedding/funeral/whatever, but you can't fly because you're protesting the TSA's conduct. Which family emergency MUST you fly for? Precious few. Your spouse, or your child, has been injured hundreds or thousands of miles from home, and you need to be there, is about the only one I can think of.

      JUST DON'T FLY!! If enough people protest in a meaningful manner, the airlines will begin protesting, and the TSA will be curbed like the bitch dogs they are.

      ... and then there were those that have a job they like and don't want to give up in order to make a point in some boycott.

    20. Re:This isnt right by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      Then they should stop whining, shouldn't they? "Ohh, I just hate it when the gate guards grope me, but I'm making so much easy money, I can't tell them no!" Sounds a little like prostitution to me . . .

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    21. Re:This isnt right by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      Is there anything more hypothetical than a /.er's future kids?

    22. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lie! TSA said they were safe.

    23. Re:This isnt right by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      Funnily enough, the machines are perfectly safe. It's the pat down that causes cancer.

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    24. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raise your hand if you think the current conduct of the TSA's policies of invasive and virtual strip searches, the stress they cause and the health risks to the radiation is a form of terrorism? If so, then the TSA have to protect us from the TSA!

    25. Re:This isnt right by lul_wat · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If you don't fly, the TSA wins. The government wants to restrict your travel through the use of fear and sexual assault and/or radiation inducing cancer.

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    26. Re:This isnt right by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      I'm in Alaska, if I want to visit the rest of the US without spending 4-6 days in a car or 3-4 days on a boat each way, I have to fly.

      If I want to get out of the goddamned dark this winter, I have to fly.

    27. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they should stop whining, shouldn't they? "Ohh, I just hate it when the gate guards grope me, but I'm making so much easy money, I can't tell them no!" Sounds a little like prostitution to me . . .

      If I could pull that off, I'd make jenna jameson look innocent.

    28. Re:This isnt right by ekhben · · Score: 1

      History says things generally have to get pretty bad before people will sacrifice several other comforts and securities to regain one.

      I'm avoiding the US, Germany and the UK, but I know the time will come in the next two years when I'll have to choose between out of control border security countries and my requirement to travel for work. I'm not sure what I'll do, but I don't know that I'd have the courage to tell my boss I won't fly because I don't want to be physically assaulted at an airport again.

      (Yeah, it's happened to me, in Germany, and it is a hell of a lot more unpleasant than you'd think it would be before you've had it done to you; I really didn't think it would be as bad as it was).

    29. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      employer insists? - ask them how much you will get in the sexual misconduct/harassment/molestation suit for knowingly causing you to be fondled in the course of your employment duties, then ask if they will be picking up the tab on the car rental
      all other circumstances - drive to destination or drive to an airport outside the US for trans-oceanic flights

      just imagine that your worst enemy is in every US airport. They are waiting to separate your various body parts from each other and let the dogs have their way with your bones... with that in mind, would you be able to figure out how to avoid the US airports?

      convenient? no.
      realistic? yes.

    30. Re:This isnt right by Radres · · Score: 1

      Remember, morality and ethics don't motivate politicians; money does.

      FTFY

    31. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need to fly go to Canada where the security is fucking sane. The difference is like night and day.

    32. Re:This isnt right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the Nuclear Regulatory Agency? The same one whose chairman, Gregory Jaczko (an Obama appointee), has been under investigations for ethics violations? Oh yes, I'm sure that they have looked into it.

      You could ask them about it, but it's top secret, you see.
      You'll need to fill out a Freedom Of Information Act request, just to eventually get a blacked out sheet of paper back.

    33. Re:This isnt right by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      My job involves half a dozen international trips each year. If I don't make the trips, I need to find a new job. Oh wait - all the jobs in my chosen field (where I have decades of experience) require a lot of travel.

      For some people, not flying really isn't a practical option.

    34. Re:This isnt right by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Your employer might insist that you take a flight as part of business but they can not insist that you take an unhealthy dose of radiation or that you be sexually groped. Turn up for the fight and don.t be a bloody slave, simply refuse and explain to your employer that the TSA prevented you from flying. Don't think that's reasonable well unless your a idiot TSA agent, would you accept be exposed to that radiation as a part of that employment. Next up would you accept be sexually groped as a part of your job and exactly how far would you go, more importantly would you allow your employer to grope your children for your next pay rise. Exactly how gutless and fearful can you become to retain your job.

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    35. Re:This isnt right by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Drive/take the train to a neighbouring country (i.e. Canada or Holland) and fly out of there. Thalys goes to Aachen and Cologne and from there you can autobahn to your destination.

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    36. Re:This isnt right by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Tell your boss he can find some flunky to do the flying, 'cause you're not doing it.

      And there's the flaw. The seat was still filled.

      Plus, you've got no job. I cannot imagine a realistic situation when you could say something like that to someone who was your boss. If you can be replaced by a "flunky" you're not exactly senior in the company, and contrary to everyone's belief on slashdot, you are not a precious, irreplaceable asset to the company, you're a cog in the machine.

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    37. Re:This isnt right by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "Every traveler is a critical partner in TSA's efforts to keep our skies safe," Administrator John Pistole, said last fall. "And I know and appreciate that the vast majority of Americans recognize and respect the important work we do."

      Your respect is noted.

      Now here is a swift kicks to the nuts, John.

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    38. Re:This isnt right by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Buy a lamp.

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    39. Re:This isnt right by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I just figured that a bunch of folks here would look forward to having someone else handle their junk for once.

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    40. Re:This isnt right by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Lamps aren't effective at getting from Anchorage to Seattle or Portland though.

    41. Re:This isnt right by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Exactly how gutless and fearful can you become to retain your job.

      And that's a good question for all the fanboys of capitalism, sorry libertarians, out there.

      Of course, everyone on slashdot is a multi-millionaire entrepreneur, so the question doesn't arise for them.

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    42. Re:This isnt right by kalel666 · · Score: 1

      Try rubbing it. You never know.

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    43. Re:This isnt right by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What the GP is referring to is the Neo-Con idea that society needs to fear something in order to be controlled and behave well. The boogieman used to be Communism and the Soviets, but when that all collapsed there was a vacuum. Then they were gifted with 9/11 and suddenly had a reason to control everyone again, and of course make plenty of money.

      Iraq is the perfect example. Even if Saddam had weapons of mass destruction there was no evidence he could have got them much further than his own borders. War is good for business though, as is peacetime reconstruction.

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    44. Re:This isnt right by plover · · Score: 1

      According to what we've been told the dose we receive from the backscatter scanners is, it's supposed to be far less than the additional radiation we receive flying for five hours at 38,000 feet. In other words, your groin has always borne the increased risk when you choose to fly. Nowadays you simply get some extra bonus radiation exposure without the inconvenience of flight.

      If you are truly that concerned about radiation, you should stay safely below ground in your basement abode.

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    45. Re:This isnt right by CycleMan · · Score: 1

      When I visited Alaska, I learned that 1 in 60 or so Alaskans has a pilot's license. Is that a feasible alternative for you for travel?

    46. Re:This isnt right by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      A General Aviation plane, like a Cessna 172 has a range of about 700 miles (56 gallons), Anchorage to Seattle is about 1350 miles by air, if you can take the over the sea route, so two tanks of fuel down, at around 6 dollars a gallon.

      So $672 dollars for fuel and about 9-10 hours in the air, plus at least one refueling stop.

      No, general aviation really isn't feasible for getting down to the Lower 48 from Anchorage.

      All those private pilots are for getting around inside of Alaska, like Anchorage out to a cabin, or to a village in the Bush, or between islands.

    47. Re:This isnt right by ekhben · · Score: 1

      I fly into Rome and then do Schengen flights within Europe. Cathay Pacific do flights from HKG to FCO, and while FCO is kind of a pokey little airport, at least they don't have poky security personnel :-)

      (Trains out of Rome are a poor option, I've looked into them and it's about a twelve hour journey just to get out of Italy, since the Thalys doesn't run that far south).

    48. Re:This isnt right by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Cessna 172: $40,000 (used)
      Fuel: $672
      Not having to deal with the TSA: Priceless

      (Not that I can afford that, just saying)

    49. Re:This isnt right by Geotopia · · Score: 1

      Not right, but it's starting to make sense. After a few years of high dose radiation, Americans will be clamoring to get free rectal examines from the friendly TSA folks looking for cancer of the colon and prostrate.

  2. Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by LostCluster · · Score: 2

    This is a classic government mistake, trying to eliminate a threat in one area causes needless problems in another area. Ever since 9/11 the airport security people have gotten a blank check. TSA seems willing to buy any new scanner invented, safety tests will be done later if ever. It's been a long time since we've heard of an airplane disruption on a domestic flight... do we really need to up the specs on this technology?

    1. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's one piece of the puzzle that you're missing.

      The company that the TSA is buying these scanners from is run by a former head of the TSA.

    2. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The safety tests are being performed as I type, using passengers as test subjects. In 10 to 20 years we should have some good data about long term irradiation of people with these expensive security placebos.

    3. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can you provide citations for this statement?

    4. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Government is very good about creating environments of "whack-a-mole". They attempt to solve a problem in one area while creating a whole vista of others in its place. In turn, it now has new excuses to expand coverage to address these new problems it created. Lather, rinse, repeat...until we all go broke and the system collapses under its own bloat.

      Oh, and have a nice day.

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    5. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by deadhammer · · Score: 4, Informative
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    6. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Not that I disagree with your premise, but wouldn't you think that someone that was the former head of a government security agency might know a bit about the needs of that agency and be able to start a company that can provide for those needs? Of course companies in a free market are much less likely to behave in a devious business, but once they deal with the government it's hard to see anything but favors and back scratching going on. When you don't actually have to produce much of anything and still get to sell your wares at top dollar it gets a bit scary.

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    7. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by alta · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm going to make a really high tech scanner that chops people up into little manageable pieces (after molesting them first) and then it will scan them for metal, liquids and explosives. Wonder how much they'll pay for that.

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    8. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Informative

      My mistake. He doesn't run the company that makes them.

      He runs a security consulting group, and one of his client companies makes them.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/31/AR2009123102821.html

    9. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2

      Except that they've never actually caught anyone. Also, the TSA was supposed to wait until they got Congressional approval before they got the scanners. They didn't.

    10. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by 680x0 · · Score: 2
    11. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Its worse than that. The people who critically review these things say they don't work, will never work, and pose a health hazard. The people in power say, "fuck you, you're going to buy these. now give me my money." And that's what happens. When asked about the people who were ignored, they then lie and say the machines have been tested and are safe. Followed by, "fuck you, we have our money."

      Its basically fraud at the government level with government knowingly assisting with the fraud.

    12. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      wouldn't you think that someone that was the former head of a government security agency might know a bit about the needs of that agency and be able to start a company that can provide for those needs?

      No, not particularly. Maybe a lead engineer, but not the paper-pusher at the top. He can be expected to know exactly what papers to push to convince the agency buy something though.

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    13. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by airfoobar · · Score: 2

      Close enough, actually. I've read something like that before. Here's the top link from Google.

      Long story short, Michael Chertoff, former chief of the DHS under Bush, is the guy who initially advocated the installation of the scanners. It now turns out his private lobbying company has Rapiscan (the gov't rape scanner supplier) as a client.

    14. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      wouldn't you think that someone that was the former head of a government security agency might know a bit about what that agency is willing to pay for and be able to start a company that can get a sweetheart deal with his friends?

      FTFY

    15. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's one piece of the puzzle that you're missing.

      The company that the TSA is buying these scanners from is run by a former head of the TSA.

      To be more specific, it's Michael Chertoff (who was head of DHS not TSA), and he doesn't run Rapiscan, but he does have business ties with them (and he lobbied for the scanners' introductions as head of DHS).

    16. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Smallpond · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although I'm sure the baggage screening machines are shielded, they are still open on the end with just loose flaps. There must be X-rays scattered all over the place from those. Every radiology tech or dental assistant that I've ever met stands behind a lead panel for every X-ray, and they are only doing them once every 15 minutes or so. The baggage screening runs almost continuously.

    17. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by cardpuncher · · Score: 2

      In this case, stupidity is probably your friend. In the amount of time these devices have been operating it would be most suprising that cancers would have developed in detectable clusters as a result of any escaping radiation. However, the emotional response to personal tales of "cancer" and "radiation" means that the great unwashed are much more likely to clamour for the withdrawal of the scanners on the basis of anecdotal evidence than on any genuine scientific exposition of unfitness for the alleged purpose.

    18. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by LoudMusic · · Score: 0

      Not that I condone the security measures currently in place .... but ....

      It's been a long time since we've heard of an airplane disruption on a domestic flight... do we really need to up the specs on this technology?

      I think you might have answered your own question, and the answer is "Yes". Without security measures buildings get blown up. With security measures buildings don't get blown up.

      Working in IT I occasionally hear, "Well nothing is broken, I guess we can reduce the IT staff." As soon as they do, stuff starts breaking. Gee! Maybe it's because all that IT staff was keeping it unbroken!

      So, yes, security is required in order to keep the shitheads from fucking up our air travel. The amount and type of security we're using is probably less necessary than we are lead to believe. Someone is seriously working the United States out of its money.

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    19. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A war on stupidity? Are you nuts? Stupidity is what keeps the system upright!

      Imagine what would be going on in this country if more people realized what IS going on!

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    20. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Well, i was pushing the question more to people that thought that big government was a good idea because it somehow would stomp out this kind of corruption. As the rest of my post shows that when dealing with the government you only have to barely convince that you can produce. The actual production doesn't have to exist at all.

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    21. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      Wrong. The shoe bomber and the underwear bomber both made it through government approved security. They were both effectively dealt with by their fellow passengers.

      The best defense is a populace that has not been convinced to act like sheep.

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    22. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      I think you might have answered your own question, and the answer is "Yes". Without security measures buildings get blown up. With security measures buildings don't get blown up.

      A 9/11 style attack is impossible now. The passengers aren't as naive as they were then. Anyone attempting what the 9/11 hijackers attempted will quick have their bodies bloodied by every passenger that can get close enough. And really...how hard is it to defeat one of these machines? If all you want to do is blow up the plane, you can easily shove enough explosives up your ass to do so (not that I'm speaking from experience). We've got to face the fact that if we want to live in a free society there's going to be a risk....especially if Americans are deliberately pissing off people who have nothing to lose.

    23. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Can you provide citations for this statement?

      http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705355601/Homeland-Security-Secretary-Michael-Chertoff-benefiting-from-scanner-sales.html

      These machines remind me of a revolving door.

    24. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Falconhell · · Score: 2

      Yeh, I have this rock that keeps tigers away, havent seen a tiger for ages. Same logic you are using.

    25. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      That's why I declared that there's been no problem on DOMESTIC flights... the two failed attempts both happened on international flights that were diverted to Boston.

    26. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always the assumption that there's some radiation in the vicinity, therefore that's what must be causing cancer.

      A far more likely explanation is that it's caused by a virus which they've all had contact with.

      It would be hard to design a more efficient place for virus transfer than an airport security checkpoint.

    27. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This not stupidity. It is a secret al Qaeda plot to kill americans with scanner radiation caused cancer. Nobody tell TSA. Ins Allah.

    28. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The great thing about security scanners is that even if someone gets past one you can still claim a 99.99999% success rate and blame the last 0.00001% on operator error. Actually, scrub that, you can then sell another scanner that covers that 0.00001%.

      I am somewhat surprised (and glad) that no-one has tried to introduce scanners for trains. Both the Madrid metro and London Underground have been hit by terrorist bombs. I suppose arguably there is less need for security because you can't really do much with a hijacked train, but you can't hijack a plane any more either thanks to re-enforced cockpit doors.

      These nude scanners go way beyond preventing hijacking though, so what is the difference? More people on an aircraft? What is the cut-off point for acceptable losses before we have to start checking everyone?

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    29. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Medical x-ray scanners have to be open so they can point it at whatever part of the body they need to, so there cannot be much shielding. They use different photographic plates to produce the image too, where as I believe that airport scanners are digital. So basically the airport scanners are not nearly as dangerous.

      I don't know what the actual danger level is, but we have had them for long enough to start detecting health problems, assuming anyone is actually checking. I wouldn't work with one.

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    30. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Beacon11 · · Score: 1

      Give that man a cigar.

    31. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by justsayin · · Score: 1

      Nah man, it's cause he still gots the code to the parking garage over at the TSAs main office. They just need to change the code and he wont be able to get in anymore.

    32. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      Gee, we haven't gotten hacked in a while... no need to encrypt all these PSN passwords.

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    33. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hand that cigar to Volker Pispers, a German political comedian, who coined that phrase (in German "Was meinen Sie was in diesem Land los wäre wenn mehr Leute wissen würden was in diesem Land los ist!"),

      He also did a pretty good analysis of the war on terror. I think it's subtitled on YouTube somewhere.

      Another bonmot from him: Chancellor Schröder said we shouldn't descend into a superficial anti-americanism. What should I do? Mine isn't superficial.

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    34. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think for one second that this was a mistake. No one in government cares what happens to the people in this country, as long as 10 - 20% of us die while they make money from the process whether it's vaccines or body scanners. Michael Chertoff makes a fortune by representing the Israeli company that makes these machines. There's a reason why Janet Napolitano refused to go through one of the machines.

      The next time you're at the airport, look around and see how many TSA goons there are compared to how many angry travellers and see if you can figure out what's wrong with the picture.

    35. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by alexo · · Score: 1

      No, not particularly. Maybe a lead engineer, but not the paper-pusher at the top.

      Because lead stops X-rays and paper doesn't?

    36. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Evets · · Score: 1

      And how many problems happened on Domestic flights the decade prior to 9/11?

    37. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Government is very good about creating environments of "whack-a-mole".

      It's private industry that creates, promotes, and thrives from that. The government does what the corporations order (buy our scanners, they are safe - we promise).

    38. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hanging flaps are shields as well. As long as you don't hold open the thing and look inside your fine.

    39. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been a long time since we've heard of an airplane disruption on a domestic flight... do we really need to up the specs on this technology?

      What do you mean by "airplane disruption on a domestic flight"? Because if you mean "passenger creating a disturbance that results in diversion of the aircraft and/or police boarding aircraft to remove passenger upon landing" then you'd be mistaken about the "It's been a long time since we've heard of " part of your statement. Hardly a week goes by that there isn't a news item about some idiot making a scene on a domestic flight and being detained, if not arrested, by the authorities when the plane touches down.

    40. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      They block some, but they aren't going to be perfect. There's gaps between them, and of course they spread apart to allow the luggage through.

    41. Re:Would somebody declare a War on Supidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I disagree with your premise, but wouldn't you think that someone that was the former head of a government security agency might know a bit about the needs of that agency and be able to start a company that can provide for those needs?

      Why. Would. You. Make. Such. An. Absurdly. Generous. Assumption?

  3. Wow. Bad day for the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been a very bad day for the TSA. And a very good day for people with no love for a police state.

    1. Re:Wow. Bad day for the TSA by houghi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who are these people that do not love to live in a Police State? The last few I have seen where in Libia and Egypt. Perhaps you think of a few individual Americans. The majority I see are people waving the flag and singing the the national anthem just like they learned at school.

      The beginning of indoctrination not to doubt government. Best way to do that is when they are young.

      (I have Karma to burn)

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    2. Re:Wow. Bad day for the TSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think we'd see less love for the Pledge of Allegiance, written by a communist to foster loyalty to abstract ideals, rather than anything terribly concrete. I guess once McCarthy got "under God" added in the 50's to root out the atheist-communists, it should have been clear that it was never really going to go away, only be modified to compliment the nation's jingoistic fervor.

    3. Re:Wow. Bad day for the TSA by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you're expecting to burn your karma. Truer words are seldom spoken and if/when I have kids, you'd better be damned sure that the first thing that they're taught to doubt will be any government.

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  4. What's a Cancer Cluster? by Noughmad · · Score: 0

    Is this like a malicious Beowulf cluster?

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    1. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not sure if trolling...

      A cancer cluster is a geographic or demographic grouping in which cancer is found to occur at higher than expected (or "normal") levels.

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    2. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this like a malicious Beowulf cluster?

      No, it's lawyer slang for "Jackpot!"

    3. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if trolling...

      A cancer cluster is a geographic or demographic grouping in which cancer is found to occur at higher than expected (or "normal") levels.

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

      (P.S. - Mod Parent Informative, I didn't know either)

    4. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's a group of people born in late June or the first two-thirds of July.

    5. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be noted that the cluster must be beyond the "normal" clustering found in random distributions by a significant enough factor statistically to indicate it is not a random grouping (i.e. I'm sure the parent post definition of normal covers this but to be clear it isn't just above average or grouped closely together but it is a high enough number grouped closely together that it is statistically improbable that clustering found in random distributions would have created said cluster).

    6. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      No, not trolling. Even thought I was trying to be funny, I really wanted to know.

      Thanks.

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    7. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Insightful" mods? Really?

    8. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Brucelet · · Score: 1

      Mods need to stop marking funny things insightful. It messes with my head.

    9. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. wtf?

    10. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I'm curious if that's the old Cancer (June 22nd to July 21st) or the new Cancer (July 20 to August 10)?

    11. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1

      While the rest of the group is going ZOMG, ZOMG, we're all gonna diie!!...

      Wikipedia has a nice summary of cancer clusters. Sometimes you just happen to have a group of people in a particular occupation that have more cancers than you could expect at random. The sensible thing to do is to gather statistics from everyone else in the profession. While you are doing that, the sensible other thing to do is to get everyone in the occupation to wear radiation badges, because maybe they are getting a higher dose of radiation then they should. What happens most of the time is the cluster is not significant when viewed against more data. Of the 15% or so remaining cases, some may show some statistical correlation, but you can't work figure out a sensible cause and effect. Very rarely, if there is a particular rare cancer that shows up a lot, like scrotal cancer in Central London chimney-sweeps, then you get a good case that this causes that. In this case, the right things seem to be being done, there does not seem to be an exotic form of cancer, the correlation isn't very strong, and odds are this will all come to nothing conclusive.

      We now return you to your scheduled programme. ZOMG, ZOMG, we're all gonna diiie!!

    12. Re:What's a Cancer Cluster? by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Somebody needs to mod this funny. Or insightful. Whatever.

  5. That's how to do it! by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can't beat the system from without, beat it from within. We should throw as much support as possible behind this - get some lawyers in there, get some reporters over there, do whatever we can.

    1. Re:That's how to do it! by Shikaku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      TSA Xray scanners cause more harm than terrorists.

      I like the ring to that headline.

      (And I've said this before. Can't be assed to look it up but I've said it on Slashdot even, if you care to search for it.)

    2. Re:That's how to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the "fix" will be some sort of protective shielding for TSA employees and affirmation that it's "perfectly safe" for normal use and that it's just due to repeated/all day exposure and those same TSA employees will then proceed to happily irradiate passengers while protected themselves.

      Yes, some media attention and continued attempts to stop this insanity and ban these things from our airports is needed though I wouldn't hold your breath. However, I have a hard time feeling bad for any TSA employee. Even LESS if those same TSA employees are now continuing to "just do their job" after admitting/being concerned with the machines causing cancer. Anyone believing that and still taking part in scanning people doesn't deserve any sympathy.

    3. Re:That's how to do it! by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      Well I live just outside Boston, so I just forwarded this article to all the contacts I could find at the various local & national news organizations including:

      newstip@globe.com
      newsdesk@necn.com
      iteam@wbztv.com
      http://www.myfoxboston.com/generic/about_us/contact_us/news_tip
      http://www.thebostonchannel.com/newscenter5/index.html

      etc.

    4. Re:That's how to do it! by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Also, the "fix" might be a precedent for other radiation cases which are factually bad (the nonsense about cell phone and WiFi emissions causing cancer, headaches and hippie-ism).

      I have a very hard time being sympathetic to TSA agents, but I want this one handled right. Not for the sake of the brownshirts, but because of the potential for bad science. The TSA is already bad policy; let's not compound bad policy with bad science.

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    5. Re:That's how to do it! by nschubach · · Score: 1

      All that will do is require lead plates be purchased (from the scanner company) and the scanners relocated to a position where no stray waves will escape. It's all for your safety...

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    6. Re:That's how to do it! by gman003 · · Score: 1

      That's if it's only a minor story. If we make this a Big Fucking Deal [tm], get the media talking about it on a broad level. "Cancergate"-level.

      And the presidential election campaigns are just getting started. If we make this an election issue... oh man. Flawless victory.

      Here's the thing - nobody really supports them. Nobody with real power, at least. The only thing keeping them in place is the general apathy of America - we have not, collectively, given a shit about it. It's like the WTC reconstruction - everybody thinks "something ought to be done", but nobody says "I'll do something about it

      As for me, I'm writing up an email to my senators, telling them basically this - that everybody hates the machines, and getting rid of them would be a major publicity win for whoever can take credit.

    7. Re:That's how to do it! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      WTC reconstruction isn't about that something needs to be done, It is that I will do the work if you pay me to do it. And everyone keeps pass off on who actually gets the bill.

      One of these days I will invent a perpetual motion machine, that uses bureaucratic paper passing to create energy.It would work for congress, local governments and board of directors for corporations.

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    8. Re:That's how to do it! by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

      A couple of inches of lead on the inside of the scanner would fix all known problems with the machines.

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    9. Re:That's how to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA Xray scanners cause more harm than terrorists

      That is a moronic statement in this anonymous commentor's opinion.

    10. Re:That's how to do it! by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? The war on stupidity is over. Stupidity won.

    11. Re:That's how to do it! by Threni · · Score: 1

      No, fuck 'em. I mean, lets wait for further results to come in. We don't want to rush to conclusions when the safety of Uhmerkans is at stake.

    12. Re:That's how to do it! by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Some other devices that should be investigated are the huge powerful scanners that scan container trucks. My neighbor is a truck driver and he has to drive through that scanner every time he's picking up a load from the port of Oakland, which means he's being scanned almost every day.

    13. Re:That's how to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be easy enough to do... just buy some dosimeters and distribute them to as many TSA agents as possible. Surely at least a couple will be concerned enough about their health to wear one for a couple days and see what happens.

      Hell, even if they aren't worried about their health, getting positive results of dangerous exposure would be a giant guaranteed payday in the resulting lawsuit.

    14. Re:That's how to do it! by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      I think we should add some politicians also.

  6. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not trolling but after what they did to this 95 year old woman http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/06/26/tsa-pats-down-elderly-woman-removes-adult-diaper-video/ I hope they all get cancer and die.

    Shame on you TSA and shame on you President Obama for letting this happen to AMERICA.

    1. Re:Good by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not to beat the Obama drum, but TSA was created during the Bush years.

      And rather than shame a President for letting it happen you should be shaming the US Citizenry that allowed this.

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    2. Re:Good by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I guess it's time for the TSA to shout in unison that all this "protection" they're giving us, is for "the children?" It will be interesting when we start seeing TSA minions wearing lead protectors while patting 95 year olds for their diaper?

    3. Re:Good by vikisonline · · Score: 2

      Even though I hate what they do and represent, I wouldn't go this far. I don't think anyone deserves that kind of disease...

    4. Re:Good by sirsnork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, cos obviously Obama hasn't had enough time in office to do anything about the TSA......

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    5. Re:Good by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      It's not a disease, it's punishment from God for the evil they're perpetrating on travellers.

    6. Re:Good by jojoba_oil · · Score: 0

      Not to beat the Obama drum, but TSA was created during the Bush years.

      Shhh! Don't disturb their selective/limited memory! Bush was perfect! All of his policies were great. For example, financial deregulation is the way to profit! The resulting--I mean, unrelated--current economic conditions are all the fault of Obama, because cause-effect ONLY happens immediately.

      Not saying Obama is good... but seriously guys? Is the GP really trying to blame yet ANOTHER one of Bush's legacies onto Obama?

      Or, playing devil's advocate, is the GP calling out the fact that Obama does not stand up for the 95-year old woman? In that sense, Obama IS letting this happen...

    7. Re:Good by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And why is it still going on? 2 years of Obama and...

      Heck yeah, he said "yes we can". Nobody said anything about actually doing anything.

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    8. Re:Good by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Reorganizing the various intelligence agencies under DHS and putting airport security under go.v control were proposed by the bipartisan 9/11 commission. They also said we should worry about terrorists in Pakistan, and do better border screening. Oh, and they said the government lies.

    9. Re:Good by fafaforza · · Score: 2

      Oh c'mon. Obama has been in office since 2009. At what point does he run this country?

      And your "us versus them" crap isn't really helping anything, other than to stir up a war of words.

    10. Re:Good by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Like congress would allow Obama to disband the TSA, he would probably be impeached if he did.

    11. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching these dumbed down employed morons, no, by all means continue to cook them. Like the cops w/the early speed detector equipment which was treating their brains like waved popcorn. Turn it up to 11.

    12. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really agree with g0b. The president has little or nothing to do with any of this. We as American citizens have become complacent allowing this kind of practice to go forward. Also, when considering all of the things going on in the country, allowing something that has already been passed and begged for by congress (blue and red) it is time to eliminate the political rhetoric. Our system is failing us, and we're all just sitting around waiting for oblivion.

    13. Re:Good by artor3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If he did anything about the TSA, he'd be labelled "soft on terror" and booted out of office. Blame the American people. Democracy means we get the government we deserve.

    14. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he's been so busy...

      Getting a Nobel prize for reading a speech.
      Making NCAA Final Four picks.
      Campaigning for his reelection.

    15. Re:Good by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >> And rather than shame a President for letting it happen you should be shaming the US Citizenry that allowed this.

      Allow it? Fuck. How the hell can we stop it?

      Got news for you, the country's changed. The govt doesn't listen to us any more. And don't tell me about mass protests - the masses are brainwashed and don't really care. Too busy watching American Idiot or Dancing with the Stupid to care.

      And those of us who do care.... well. I don't think there's enough of us to get a healthy, lasting protest started.

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    16. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

      She was force to remove the diaper. That's reporter flourish on saying they made the daughter change the mother cause mom had an accident. How is that bad? Planning on letting your mom sit in her own filth the whole flight? Besides, they couldn't tell if it was the diaper or somthing else. So I have no problem with this at all.

      And this is what pisses me off about America. We are too reactionary. The TSA was a bad idea, but America was soooooo terrified of them Aah-Rhabs we had to protect ourselves. So now we have the TSA. But instead of doing the right thing and tossing the TSA, we're gonna open 30 million security holes so that it will be a joke. Then when the next terrorist blows up a plane, we'll wonder why the TSA failed to stop them, give them a billion new powers, and erode our freedoms more.

      We are no longer worthy of the gift of freedom our ancestors fought to give us.

    17. Re:Good by Khyber · · Score: 1

      He killed Osama.

      You think he'd be labeled soft on terror?

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    18. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, what I would pay to have Obama watch as he and his family went through an invasive TSA patdown. He's got Air Force One for life though, so no wonder he supports these machines.

    19. Re:Good by alexo · · Score: 1

      shame on you President Obama for letting this happen to AMERICA.

      You don't get to be the president of AMERICA (sic) if you have any shame left.

    20. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but did you read the new articles? You see the TSA said they would not let her on the plane without checking her hard diaper first. And the daughter who had to get the 95 year old on the plane, obviously did not get to the airport 2.5 hours earlier than the flight to cover any possible security delays, then decided for herself to remove the diaper so that her mother could pass through security and get on the plane before it left.
      You see, its all the daughters fault and the damn right wing news that is against allowing the government to molest grandma's and children, and I almost forgot women with big boobs and xray us all, while they laugh at our genitals (or admire them in some cases).
      Its all "our" fault and we need to just put ours heads down like good little sheeple and baa baa graze, baa baa graze

    21. Re:Good by LouisCipher777 · · Score: 1

      they established at Nuremberg that following orders is no excuse, and each man is responsible for his own actions. if they don't know right from wrong then they are part of the problem, and should be treated accordingly.

    22. Re:Good by LouisCipher777 · · Score: 1

      they established at Nuremberg that following orders is no excuse, and each man is responsible for his own actions. if they don't know right from wrong then they are part of the problem, and should be treated accordingly.

  7. too many punch lines by turkeydance · · Score: 0

    it boggles the mind

  8. Stop this stupid program! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How many people need to be deadly sick from this insanity to realized the non sense of a full body scanner.

    Considering tons of material entering in each days in airport for restaurant, boutique and workers... I feel safe to say that someone can find another way to enter stuff behind the gate without having to carry it on himself!

    Bad guy will always have the guns even if it's illegal!

    1. Re:Stop this stupid program! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The attackers of 9/11 allegedly had their knives brought on board by cleaning crews. So where exactly is the sense in making passengers jump through more hoops than before? None of the attackers had their tools on them during the attacks, yet we get security theater like crazy.

      Nobody ever managed to explain to me how this should improve security if the actual source of the "weapons" were people who are not subject to any of the theater props.

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  9. no tears shed. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

    Sounds like karma to me... no decent human being would be able to handle that job long-term. Only the most callous and sadistic stay.

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    1. Re:no tears shed. by Necroman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone posted about working as a TSA employee on here a few days ago. He said he worked there for a few months. Most of the TSA employees don't enjoy their jobs and get no pleasure out of screwing with passengers.

      A job is a job. It's unskilled work that will pay the bills, so people are going to take it if they can get it. If you understand that TSA employees probably hate their job as much as you hate them doing it, show them some respect and they'll be nice to you.

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    2. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They get respect when they stop being shitbags and earn it.

    3. Re:no tears shed. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure that respect is one of those things that you have to earn...

    4. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody's gotta do it, they don't have to like it (and I doubt they do), it's not their fault, they need to feed the kids/themselves.

    5. Re:no tears shed. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      What I have been wondering about ever since the first stories about TSA employees giving children pat-downs is this: how many TSA employees are actually pedophiles, who have found a legal and sanctioned method of inappropriately touching children? Or more broadly, a legal and sanctioned method of inappropriately touching anyone? The TSA is allowing and ordering its employees to touch people in ways that would get an ordinary person arrested for sexual misconduct.

      I have no doubt that the TSA gives some kind of psychological screening before having an employee touch other people, but I have doubts that the screening would actually detect the kind of perverts who would enjoy the job.

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    6. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no doubt that the TSA gives some kind of psychological screening before having an employee touch other people

      You're more confident in their employment practices than I am.

    7. Re:no tears shed. by locallyunscene · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's predictable though that no one likes the goons. The tragedy is they won't have any hate left over for former DHS head Michael Chertoff who got them into the mess by lobbying for this scanner boondoggle. Of course the fact he made millions off them is completely irrelevant.

    8. Re:no tears shed. by dkleinsc · · Score: 0

      That's the same point I've often made with telemarketers: You have to understand that these folks are doing their jobs not because they want to, but because the alternative is much worse - unemployment, starvation, homelessness, etc.

      That also means that TSA employees who are acting like jackasses are almost definitely doing so with not only the sanction but encouragement of those higher up the chain. Just today, in the case of the elderly woman required to show that her diaper wasn't a bomb, the TSA crew got the full support of the organization. Which means - treat the employees as people who are just trying to do their job. Save your complaining and vilification for the upper management who's setting the policies designed to mess with passengers.

      Also, if you really want to protest these kinds of behaviors, the only real solution is to not fly. Stop rewarding this behavior with your hard-earned cash.

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    9. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I see it, everyone starts out with a default level of respect, as a courtesy if nothing else.

      TSA operatives need to demonstrate that they are worthy of maintaining the respect of the flyers.
      Flyers need to demonstrate that they are worthy of maintaining the respect of the TSA operatives.

      If one is rude or short with a TSA operative, that spreads to their treatment of others.

      Basically, be kind to others and you'll reap what you sow.

    10. Re:no tears shed. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The difference is that the TSA employees who are performing the pat-downs signed up for the job knowing that they would be inappropriately touching people. A corrupt politician making millions of dollars violating our rights is bad, sure; but it is much worse to be the person who knowingly signs up for a job that entails something that can only be described as legally sanctioned sexual misconduct, which includes otherwise illegal contact with children. The TSA employees are just as responsible for this lunacy as their superiors.

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    11. Re:no tears shed. by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      I know a couple people who work for TSA. They used to be cool, independent thinkers who I enjoyed hanging around. Now half of them are suspicious, pessimistic people who act as though the entire nation is entrapped in some massive conspiracy theory.

      Even if they perform psychological screening, I doubt very much whether they're looking for the right traits, or whether this screening is performed often enough.

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    12. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess wishes work.

    13. Re:no tears shed. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Not to pull a Godwin or anything, but that is the argument that was used by Nazis: it was a job, and if they didn't take it the alternative was worse. Sorry, that argument didn't fly then, and it won't fly now. Nobody signs up for a job with the TSA without knowing what it is that the TSA does, not anymore. I have some serious questions about what sort of person would sign up for that kind of work.

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    14. Re:no tears shed. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Somebody's gotta do it

      Why?

    15. Re:no tears shed. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      There is no way to NOT Godwin this discussion because the parallels are too obvoius.

      I would shovel pig shit with a Dixie cup before taking a TSA paycheck.

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    16. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A job is a job. It's unskilled work that will pay the bills, so people are going to take it if they can get it. If you understand that TSA employees probably hate their job as much as you hate them doing it, show them some respect and they'll be nice to you.

      No, a TSA job isn't a job. I've known hunger and desperation, but there were still some things that I would not do. The TSA is something sick and wrong, and nobody with any sense of ethics or morals would be doing that. TSA employees and pedophiles and other nonconsensual gropers of genitalia should all get cancer and die, and be as miserable as possible while doing it. An endless stream of airline passengers telling TSA employees over and over that they are the lowest form of putrescence to slither on the face of the earth is a good thing. Perhaps if we all do our part, some of them will quit or commit suicide before they contract cancer.

      Let's also not forget that the job that the TSA is doing is pointless. Once the heavy locking cockpit doors were installed, that was the end of the airport security cost/benefit line.

    17. Re:no tears shed. by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Somebody's gotta do it, they don't have to like it (and I doubt they do), it's not their fault, they need to feed the kids/themselves.

      I disagree. The same argument is used for "enhanced interrogators", concentration camp guards and people who extract gold fillings from the pile of skulls. "I needed a job" does not justify "...so I joined the Gestapo, big deal, get off my back."

      Yeah, you'll find someone to fill the job. Every society has bottom-feeders, petty little jerks who get off on having a little power over others, and people who just don't give a damn. I'm certainly not going to pretend they warrant respect; they do not. I don't think they do either, so they settle for "oderint dum metuant". Impotent personalities and badges do not mix well, but you can certainly build an internal political police force out of that mix.

      When you join the TSA, you know damned well what you're being expected to do to your countrymen. It IS their fault, and to hell with their kids.

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    18. Re:no tears shed. by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      They get away with this behaviour because the law is concerned with intent. If you don't know what this means, back to law school with you. And by law school, I of course mean slashdot.

    19. Re:no tears shed. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Well said! Being polite to other people costs us very little, and often helps avoid confrontations. Even in the unavoidable situations, being polite helps keep you and the others calmer. Railing at the indignities and safety issues that surround nearly all dealings with the TSA will do very little at the time they occur, other than perhaps subject you to even more of them. The time and place to rail against them is in in well-reasoned (and polite) prose to newspapers, politicians, and other policy makers. Doing otherwise just brands you as a malcontent, and you'll be ignored by most.

    20. Re:no tears shed. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Even if they perform psychological screening, I doubt very much whether they're looking for the right traits, or whether this screening is performed often enough.

      If you were screening for the TSA, who would you want more than 'suspicious, pessimistic people who act as though the entire nation is entrapped in some massive conspiracy theory'?

      They're the front line of the War On Terror and stuff. Obviously they need to be paranoid conspiracy theorists who think every old lady is a suicide bomber.

    21. Re:no tears shed. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I imagine that any job that forces you to treat everyone as Potential Terrorists, all the time, and shows you that nearly everyone wants to get away with Something Against The Rules (oh no! some water!), will slowly erode your views of humanity.

    22. Re:no tears shed. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "I know a couple people who work for TSA. They used to be cool, independent thinkers who I enjoyed hanging around. Now half of them are suspicious, pessimistic people who act as though the entire nation is entrapped in some massive conspiracy theory."

      It's not a conspiracy, everyone actually does hate them.

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    23. Re:no tears shed. by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Indeed. All tyranny requires some measure of volunteerism. The pay cannot be enough compensation for the sort of things these people have to do/put up with.

      A tyrant can't take your power from you. You have to surrender it.

    24. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a couple people who work for TSA. They used to be cool, independent thinkers who I enjoyed hanging around. Now half of them are suspicious, pessimistic people who act as though the entire nation is entrapped in some massive conspiracy theory.

      Sorry, you've just described what happens when people become sysadmins, especially in the realm of security. I'm afraid you'll have to try a bit harder to narrow that down to "TSA worker", unless you're implying that your local sysadmin is just as bad, in which case I'll just stand over here and just hope the shitstorm passes by without taking down anyone ELSE'S 'net connection.

    25. Re:no tears shed. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      A couple of them have been charged with distribution of child porn, yes.

      I guess that's what you get if you recruit people via pizza boxes.

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    26. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to pull a Godwin or anything, but that is the argument that was used by Nazis: it was a job, and if they didn't take it the alternative was worse. Sorry, that argument didn't fly then, and it won't fly now. Nobody signs up for a job with the TSA without knowing what it is that the TSA does, not anymore. I have some serious questions about what sort of person would sign up for that kind of work.

      I'm sorry, but since you just tried to make the unrealistic jump to connect the minor annoyances of telemarketers and the admittedly-not-quite-minor annoyances of the TSA to attempted systematic genocide, as well as drawing an equivalence between the inconvenience of unemployment and the very real terror of government blacklisting* (at the very, very, ultimate best) or potential, literal, and direct murder of yourself, your family, and any unloyal friends you might have, that's pretty well the textbook reason Godwin's Law exists.

      *: No, the no-fly is not in the least bit the same, and you've already lost this argument anyway. Shut face and lose fingers**.

      **: You may continue arguing with typing on the keyboard with your nose if you wish, but only if you post a video to YouTube afterward. And we'll still ignore your arguments.

    27. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > As I see it, everyone starts out with a default level of respect, as a courtesy if nothing else.
      Yes, I agree.

      However... "Be nice and people will be nice back" only works on people whose position allows them to also start out neutral. It doesn't work on people whose jobs are explicitly going to make your life unpleasant. You can be polite to a police officer or DMV employee who're doing their routine tasks, and life for both of you will be tolerable.

      The poor bastard TSA screeners, though? It's their job to send you into the radiation booth, dump your drinks in the trash, order you to remove your shoes, and/or grope your nether regions; that is the nicest they're allowed to be. It shouldn't be a surprise that they get the same default respect levels as telemarketers (whose job is to call you during mealtime and aggressively lie to you for money). It's ten years too late to pretend that people take the TSA job without knowing well in advance that they're universally distrusted.

      Back when the TSA guys only had you walk through the metal detector and wave a wand over you, I was nice to them, they were nice to me, and everything flowed smoothly. And when their job goes back to something where they're allowed to be respectful-by-default, I will be nice to them again. But that's not the situation now. (Personally, I have avoided it in the meantime by just not flying anyway, since I didn't like flying to begin with - motion sickness)

    28. Re:no tears shed. by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      A tyrant can't take your power from you. You have to surrender it.

      Unless they can hire enough goons with the millions they made.

    29. Re:no tears shed. by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      Airport security does not have to be this way as a matter of course. I reserve more blame for the one who shaped it, especially when that particular shaping ends in financial gain at the cost of the American people in terms of liberty and dollars.

      Each security officer may have their "freedom gropes" weigh on their conscience, but this man should have every single one. There will always be people desperate enough to take distasteful jobs. However this man had the power to influence policy that few have and abused it.

    30. Re:no tears shed. by shermo · · Score: 1

      I've seen the same thing happen to a friend who now works intelligence for the police. Some of the right-wing rhetoric that comes out of her mouth is disgusting. I've known her for 10+ years, and it's quite depressing seeing the change.

      I guess working with the scum of society changes your perspective of such issues.

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    31. Re:no tears shed. by pjsanfil · · Score: 1

      It appears their employee screening is not as stringent as you would expect. They hire convicted rapists and pedophiles as well as known thieves.

    32. Re:no tears shed. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      "I didn't sign up to work for the TSA with the intention of groping little children! I just want to keep the country safe!"

      Yeah, it is pretty hard to show that someone signed up to work for the TSA with the intention of getting away with groping people. The point is that we have established a system in which people with perverse urges have a sanctioned method of acting on those urges. I do not personally care whether or not the stranger touching my genitals is a TSA officer or a creep on a subway train: it is still a stranger touching my genitals. Unfortunately, while I would be within my rights to fight off the creep on the subway, I would likely be sent to prison if I tried to fight off a TSA officer.

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    33. Re:no tears shed. by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that argument didn't fly then, and it won't fly now.

      That argument sometimes did in fact fly: "I was just following orders" wasn't fine, but "I would have been killed if I didn't do it" most definitely made a difference. Coercion is most definitely a legal defense, and for good reason, and "do this or you'll be fired" is recognized as a form of coercion (albeit nowhere near as extreme as "do this or I'll shoot you".

      I have some serious questions about what sort of person would sign up for that kind of work.

      A hungry person, a person about to be evicted, etc. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying these folks are saints, I'm saying that they're mostly ordinary people who made decisions not much different from the decisions you might well have made had you been in a similar position. It's all well and good to say "I would never do that job" if you're well-fed and comfortable. It's another thing entirely to take that same stand when you're broke and the bills are piling up. I'm just doubting that anyone would take a job that involves working long hours on their feet, receiving abuse all day long, in serious danger if there were a real terrorist attack, for minimum wage and no benefits, just for the fun of grabbing some stranger's crotch.

      Or in other words, most of these folks would be McDonald's cooks before they'd be TSA agents, but would be TSA agents before they'd be hookers and crack dealers.

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    34. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma's a bitch.

    35. Re:no tears shed. by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      You have to understand that these folks are doing their jobs not because they want to, but because the alternative is much worse - unemployment, starvation, homelessness, etc.

      Bullshit. The TSA employees act like jackasses because you give the otherwise unemployable power over those they detest such as high-level jobs that require travel or those that are flying away to vacations.

      the TSA crew got the full support of the organization

      Is that because they were doing such a stellar job, or because the head of the TSA is playing down a potential hornet's nest? Your boss can claim you are not an ass all day, but that doesn't mean you are not an ass.

      Power corrupts. Or maybe you haven't heard. Read up - here is an example: http://www.prisonexp.org/

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    36. Re:no tears shed. by Caradoc · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kind of the same dilemma where a guy attempts to kill you so he can feed his children.
      On one hand, which father would rather let his children starve to death than take the life of a stranger? I'd go as far as saying a bad father would.
      On the other hand, if I were the victim, I would have no problem killing the father in self-defense, even though I know he's trying to kill me out of necessity.

      But here's the catch with the TSA: even if they deserve to be forgiven for doing this job (must feed their kids and all that...), they at least have the opportunity, as TSA employees, to change things. They could refuse to pat-down people. I doubt the TSA could fire all of it's agents at once, because then airports would be left without ANY security until those agents are replaced.
      They can protest to their superiors. They can do plenty of things. If you're going to work for the bad guys but you really want to be a good guy, then at least try to make the bad guys good! Are they trying to do anything? We only hear them tell us "We hate this as much as you do", THAT'S ALL!

      Until they use their positions to fight those pat-downs and scanners, they are not just 'poor people who have no choice but work for the TSA in order to feed their kids". They are lazy assholes who don't give a fuck about our rights. If they really hated those pat-downs as much as we do, you'd have at least ONE airport in the USA where TSA agents refused to work or protested in some way, even at the risk of losing their job.

      They don't care about raping our rights. They are not sorry, they just don't care. Maybe they like touching children in the wrong places too.

    38. Re:no tears shed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could try changing things from the inside.
      Are they even trying? No. They're just claiming "We don't like it but we need a job or we'll starve".

    39. Re:no tears shed. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      There are other jobs. Jobs which don't involve partially undressing and touching children and asking elderly terminally ill people to remove their incontinence garments.

      The TSA needs to die harder than the MPAA / RIAA, and a lot sooner. Hopefully by Joe Bloggs getting some sense of common decency and telling them to stick their disgusting policies everywhere the Enhanced patdown procedure tells them to poke and squeeze.

      Seriously. I'd rather clean toilets or pick up litter in the street. Work 10 hours picking fruit or veg. There are plenty of jobs out there; You don't need to pick one which involves molesting people.

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    40. Re:no tears shed. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There is a basic level of respect you should show to everyone, until they do something to make you stop. At the most fundamental you should have respect for human rights, but I prefer to go a bit further try to at least assume people are somewhat rational beings capable of a basic level of understanding.

      One thing I have noticed is that in Japanese culture the default position is to assume the other person is genuine and well-intentioned, where as in the UK and US it is to assume they are not to be trusted until proven otherwise. The Japanese way is much more pleasant for everyone, but does rely on a great deal of social pressure to confirm to high standards. Pressure per-se isn't a bad thing, e.g. disdain for criminals or anti-social behaviour, but for some reason we don't use it as much and instead rely on laws and enforcement.

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    41. Re:no tears shed. by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      Except that one guy is not trying to feed his family but make millions of dollars. And he hiring thousands of people to do it using the collective money of millions of people. And those are the people that are trying to feed their family.

      Sure it would be nice if everyone of those people said "Sure my kids will starve, but I can't go murder person for money". However the more realistic thing to hope for is that you nail the bastard causing the mess to the wall.

    42. Re:no tears shed. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      It would be better phrased as "A tyrant can't take everybody's power from us. We have to surrender it."

      Of course, lots of tyrants all over history took power from lots of people that didn't surrender it. And the problem with the GP rationale is that there is always a share of the people that is willing to surrender.

    43. Re:no tears shed. by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      So instead of seeking to prevent one person, the tyrant, from having that power you want to change everyone else's circumstances so that they have no incentive to follow a tyrant? This sounds suspiciously like socialism.

    44. Re:no tears shed. by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      What's your issue? That your goodies are being felt up? Or that the person doing so is enjoying it? In the first case, you signed up for the groping when you bought your airline ticket. In the second case, well again, you paid for the service. I would be extremely surprised to learn of a "person with perverse urges" taking a job with the TSA - which doesn't sound like the most fun career in the world: dealing with passenger frustration and anger; etc - just for the occasional grab at an 8 year old's package in full view of passengers, other employees etc.

    45. Re:no tears shed. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I just can't find where I proposed any course of action. Would you care to clarify that?

  10. Not regulated... by black+soap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you see, security devices aren't regulated. Medical devices are regulated, but security devices aren't medical devices. Says so right on the label. Just take our word for it that this is safe.

    1. Re:Not regulated... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      I get the sarcasm and the fact that this was modded insightful to grant karma to the poster. But, the fact that it was modded this way got a pretty good laugh from my officemates. Now back to your regularly scheduled police-state.

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    2. Re:Not regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulation does not prevent overdoses (almost all radiation mishaps happen in nuclear medicine and diagnosis, including regular xrays and CT scans).

      But whatever. I will no longer fly often thanks to these airport xrays. For myself, it is more of a privacy thing than anything else. But I can see how the actual workers standing next to those scanners are quite ignorant of the dangers involved...

    3. Re:Not regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sense... Considering that every X-ray technician I've talked to drapes me in lead for whatever they are not scanning, AND leaves the room, pretty much tells me everything I need to know.

    4. Re:Not regulated... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Just take our word for it that this is safe.

      hmm... I wonder why your sarcasm doesn't work as well against the dangers of the nuclear industry? (Fukushima radiation release reports were light by half? meh. Flooded Nebraska power plant? Nothing to worry about. Los Alamos on fire? Its fine, man up. Radiation is good for you).

    5. Re:Not regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had a device that irradiated everyone who walked by my street front store and gave every person walking by cancer, I would have to pay for the damages. (And probably be labelled as a monster.) So where is my compensation from the TSA? And when will they be labelled a monster?

    6. Re:Not regulated... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think you might have discovered a major social benefit of the TSA. There was that story the other day about a guy robbing a bank to get into jail for some free medical care, well here is a cheap way to get an x-ray scan and exam!

      Think you may have fractured an ankle? Worried about that mass on your left testicle? Just sign up for a full TSA screening and let them image your body and grope your nads, and then if the agent gasps in horror at the cracked bone or giant tumour you know it is worth paying out for the real thing.

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    7. Re:Not regulated... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Not too long ago it wouldn't work too well also for personal-scale / medical / scans-making devices (which were for some time also even an "entertainment" of sorts). I guess it's possible that cargo cultists cherish big objects in particular; maybe there's more than one kind of inertia such objects bring, maybe the apes running around need impressive temples...

      (was it about the cat, or of the cat?)

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    8. Re:Not regulated... by oursland · · Score: 1

      High energy photons and high energy neutrons are very different things. Don't confuse them even though they're both "radiation."

  11. Would Someone Please File An Injunction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the use of these cancer spreaders at airports!!!!!!!!

    Thank you.

    Yours In Krasnoyarsk,
    Kilgore Trout

  12. DUH! DOSAGE MATTERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Standing in the scanner for a short period exposes you to a small amount (Although it, by design, dumps all that radiation in a thin layer of skin, upping the effective dose for your skin...), and reflects the rest. Standing around the reflected radiation, for hours, and hours on end, for days, months, and years...

    Hey, the shoe sizing fluoroscopes were such a great idea, too...

    1. Re:DUH! DOSAGE MATTERS! by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      The X-rays stop in a thin layer of skin. That's funny.

    2. Re:DUH! DOSAGE MATTERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a backscatter machine?

      Yes. Yes they do. That's how they work. That's why they scatter back. They're "low energy" X-rays.

    3. Re:DUH! DOSAGE MATTERS! by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      A certain percentage bounce back. The rest pass through and are absorbed or lost in other directions from the detectors.

  13. I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by yossie · · Score: 1

    There is no safe level of radiation - there are simply levels that don't significantly increase risk. It may well be discovered that hanging out by XRay sources isn't as un-bad for your health as previously assumed (perhaps due to not actually testing..) I'm so glad my tax dollars paid for all this tech and will now pay all the large sums that will get awarded in the inevitable law suits.. Yay.

    1. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      There is no safe level of radiation - there are simply levels that don't significantly increase risk. It may well be discovered that hanging out by XRay sources isn't as un-bad for your health as previously assumed (perhaps due to not actually testing..) I'm so glad my tax dollars paid for all this tech and will now pay all the large sums that will get awarded in the inevitable law suits.. Yay.

      There is no safe level of anything. Too much water can kill you, too much sunlight, too much salt, driving a car, walking down the road. EVERYTHING has risks, nothing is truly safe.

    2. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by robot256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Living increases the risk of dying.

    3. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was a government agency to protect us from all of this, one that acted like a loving older brother ...

    4. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by PIBM · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that so far, death is riskless, and you won`t be getting back up. That`s it, until we manage to create zombies..

    5. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by vikisonline · · Score: 1

      The double not confuses me...

    6. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is a safe level of water. There is a certain level of water that is unsafe for you, but that doesn't mean that less is unsafe. Drinking no water, ever, if very unsafe. There is a certain level of water you can drink that can actually increase your health. Same goes for things like salt, and sunlight. 0 radiation is the best amount. Any amount more than that while it may be not be significantly harmful, definitely isn't beneficial to you.

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    7. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually incorrect. Dentists aren't dropping dead of x-rays, neither are hospital radiologists. It's perfectly conceivable that the TSA guys are.

      That would suggest that the dose matters and the unregulated scanners they're using pose a long-term health risk.

    8. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the administration gives them a liability shield ala the telcos

    9. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      Dentist stand behind a lead shield and the patient wears a lead apron that covers the gonads.

    10. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Dentist stand behind a lead shield and the patient wears a lead apron that covers the gonads.

      The dentist stands in another part of the building smoking a cigarette or chatting up the cute hygenist. It's the assistant who stands behind a shield.

    11. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is a safe level of water. There is a certain level of water that is unsafe for you, but that doesn't mean that less is unsafe. Drinking no water, ever, if very unsafe. There is a certain level of water you can drink that can actually increase your health. Same goes for things like salt, and sunlight. 0 radiation is the best amount. Any amount more than that while it may be not be significantly harmful, definitely isn't beneficial to you.

      Are you sure about that? Maybe from the theoretical "pure water" point of view. But in the real world all water that people commonly have access to contains pollutants of some kind.

    12. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Tipa · · Score: 1

      Isn't sunlight radiation?

    13. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living increases the risk of dying.

      That's very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They have a page for people like you.

    14. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Thank you Arthur.

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    15. Re:I'm so (NOT!) surprised.. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Sunlight does fall under the definition of radiation, but not the kind of radiation we're talking about here. While you do need certain amounts of UV and visible light radiation, what you don't need is x-ray radiation. Any amount of that is bad for you.

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  14. There's a rush to judgement by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    in assuming it's the scanners before having properly ruled out Voodoo.

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    1. Re:There's a rush to judgement by OffaMyLawn · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to go with you on this one. It could also be just a passenger with the super power of causing an untraceable death in those whom the TSA have wronged with their lack of a happy ending.

    2. Re:There's a rush to judgement by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      ...or karma.

  15. I'd have never guessed... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose it's time to get comfortable with the idea of intimate relations with TSA screeners. It wouldn't be so bad but for the lack of choice in who does the screening, the lack of cuddling afterwards and total absence of a commitment. It just makes the whole ordeal seem so tawdry.

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    1. Re:I'd have never guessed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't even buy me dinner...

    2. Re:I'd have never guessed... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Can't I just bring a note from my doctor that says there's nothing up my ass?

      Better yet, nudist airlines. I mean we're already uncomfortable flying so being naked can't make it any worse.

    3. Re:I'd have never guessed... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's the 60's all over again!

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  16. Well, Duh. by Seumas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even if you bought into the bullshit about the scanners being safe (despite little or no testing), doesn't it seem a little obvious that something was up when they wouldn't let TSA employees were those little radiation badges that change color to indicate when you've had too much exposure?

    1. Re:Well, Duh. by grub · · Score: 3, Informative


      These are TSA people you're talking about.

      If they were given radiation dose badges, the retards would get loaded on malt liquor and have races to see who's badge changes first in the scanners.

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    2. Re:Well, Duh. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is a well known fact that applying skeptical empiricism sharply increases the risk of terrorist attacks.

      Only through obedience and faith can we hope to preserve our way of life against authoritarian fanaticism.

    3. Re:Well, Duh. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Only through obedience and faith can we hope to preserve our way of life against authoritarian fanaticism.

      Thank you. I now have my new sig.

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    4. Re:Well, Duh. by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a coincidence. It looks just like your old sig at the bottom of your comment.

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    5. Re:Well, Duh. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      What's the downside?

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    6. Re:Well, Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can buy a radiation dosimeter badge on Ebay for $7 (free shipping), why WOULDN'T you? Wear one through the damn machine. Wear one under your clothes if you're a TSA employee and you want actual evidence of how much radiation you're absorbing.

    7. Re:Well, Duh. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      The sig is stored separate from the comment, so when you change your sig, it changes on all your comments.

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    8. Re:Well, Duh. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Right. It will save fuel for the second starship. We still have to build it...for the telephone cleaners, you know.

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    9. Re:Well, Duh. by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      *Whoosh!*

      Sorry, it was a stupid joke.

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    10. Re:Well, Duh. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yep. I've been whooshed. Sorry about that... It had been a long day...

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  17. They aren't quite America's best and brightest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Did the survey adjust for the fact that these window-licking retards have been chewing on paint-chips and drinking from the toilet?

  18. Politicians by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Can we make corrupt politicians, and anyone who voted for the Patriot Act work these machines for a few months every year?

    1. Re:Politicians by Sunshinerat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We need random TSA screenings in and out of congress and senate.
      No exceptions, everyone could be a danger to the legislative branch, the best we can do is a fast line for senators and congressmen but the shoes have to come off.

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    2. Re:Politicians by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Why, that would be like demanding that the children of politicians enlist in the army when we are at war!

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    3. Re:Politicians by robot256 · · Score: 2

      This wouldn't do much since Congress doesn't have to approve wars anymore...

    4. Re:Politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why make them random? Make them 100% compulsory and see how long they last.

    5. Re:Politicians by the+linux+geek · · Score: 2

      No it wouldn't, and that's completely immoral. People are not slaves to their parents' occupations.

    6. Re:Politicians by Caerdwyn · · Score: 2

      Precisely. If every senator and congressthing and DHS/TSA employee (right up to the department heads) were required to undergo full "enhanced screening" including grope and scan every single time they entered or exited their offices, I think they might sing a different tune. Hell, we should make a cable TV channel: all politician pat-downs, all the time, where the viewers on an Internet site vote for who gets a strip search and who gets a scan and who has to go back and do it all again. As it is, the privileged few don't have to put up with what they're forcing everyone else to submit to.

      During World War II, in North Africa, the German General Erwin Rommel ate the exact same rations and amounts as his men, walked when they walked, etc. That way he knew fist-hand what he was requiring of them. He also demanded that his soldiery behave well when they came into contact with the locals. He had more respect from his men AND the men of the opposing armies than just about any other military figure. Our beloved leaders need to learn more lessons from Rommel, and fewer lessons from Heydrich.

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    7. Re:Politicians by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      And while a nice jab, it does turn out that there are more military sons and daughters of politicians as a percentage than there are in the general public by far.

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    8. Re:Politicians by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

      More like demanding that the politicians fight their own damned wars, not their kids.

    9. Re:Politicians by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      If the priority of the government (especially during war) was everyone be happy, then you're right. Rommel may have had respect, but for all the good it did him.

    10. Re:Politicians by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Rommel lost in North Africa because his supply lines were severely curtailed. He had great trouble getting fuel, food and munitions because of British control of Malta, from which they did an excellent job of intercepting and destroying supply shipping. Even so, Rommel almost made it to Cairo. Whenever the two sides met, if Rommel was well-supplied the Allies had their butts handed to them. The campaign in North Africa was won by the Allies' ability to maintain a logistics structure and to prevent Rommel from doing the same; the battlefield itself always belonged to Rommel whenever he had any ability to fight at all.

      It wasn't about "happiness"; the respect-component from his own troops led to much better morale. Rommel's men liked him and would fight harder, hold the lines under greater pressure, etc. The same was not as true on the Allied side; in fact, the higher levels of British command actually considered it a problem that their own men respected Rommel more than they respected their own Montgomery (but then, Montgomery wasn't well-liked by anyone. Excellent logistician, poor field commander, couldn't get along with anyone especially the Yankees). It also manifested in the way each side treated the others' prisoners. Many more captured soldiers (on both sides) went home after the war than would have otherwise if the level of respect and the level of discipline that came with it had not been in place.

      Personally, I'm just as glad he lost though.

      And at this point, we're pretty thoroughly off-topic. :) Though the original point remains: if our American rulers and senior TSA/DHS management had to endure on a daily basis what they were shoving down the throats of the common man, things would change mighty fast. (Though what creep would want to feel up Nancy Pelosi, I cannot and do not want to imagine).

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    11. Re:Politicians by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      off-topic? how is Rommel fighting the British in north Africa off topic to TSA scanners causing cancer?!

      my point is that regardless of how respected a leader is it doesn't define their success. Your leaders (and the British) know this and they are chasing success, not respect.

    12. Re:Politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to disagree, what the congressmen, president, hell, pretty much every elected official is doing is immoral.
      Forcing a little responsibility on their brats would actually be a godsend. Let them know there's a price associated with their actions.
      If congress-critters had their offspring injured in a war, the *cost* of the war would be laid at their feet.
      Congress does have to approve war time footing still, they are still responsible for spending to keep the soldiers there.
      If every politician's child had to serve, there might be fewer wars, or we might actually fight them to win and be done.

    13. Re:Politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, tell someone "You're father decided to be a politician, so we're sending you to die in Iraq and nobody's asking your opinion at anytime in this process" I'm sure they'll think it's perfectly fair.

    14. Re:Politicians by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Last time I went through Heathrow back in February they seemed to have abandoned the requirement to remove shoes for screening. I don't know if their metal detectors can now pick up metals in shoes or if there is some other reason.

      I wish they would drop the liquid ban too. It is fairly pointless because 100ml per bottle just means a terrorist has to take more bottles. You don't need much anyway, especially if you were to say use it to release ricin or just make a lot of smoke and bring the aircraft down that way. If you insist on making a bomb the problem is getting a suitable detonator on-board, which is what foiled the last two attempts (shoe bomber, pants bomber) - you either fail to detonate or it takes so long and so much work that other passengers notice and stop you.

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  19. Good by heptapod · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They deserve it. Random text to pad out the comment.

  20. What a cluster by danbuter · · Score: 1

    The TSA has yet to catch a real terrorist, but has likely given at least some people cancer. All for security theater. And also all the abuse of authority they have done lately, such as making a 95 year old woman remove her Depends during a search: http://www.newsherald.com/news/mother-94767-search-adult.html , I almost don't feel bad for the affected agents.

    1. Re:What a cluster by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Technically you shouldn't use Terrorists to Cancer cases as your metric.

      It should be (Terrorists x ~200) vs ((Cancer Cases * $painSufferingMultiplier) / $SurvivalRates).

  21. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the cancer is caused by all the terrorists their catching with radiation bombs.

  22. NIST doesn't test for safety by blair1q · · Score: 1

    But NIST does test for accuracy, and the other labs that test for safety would rely on that accuracy.

    1. Re:NIST doesn't test for safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing they don't test for safety. Hear about the plutonium spill in Boulder a few years back?

  23. Counting on the manufacturer by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    Counting on the manufacturer for safety testing. What could go wrong?

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    1. Re:Counting on the manufacturer by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Counting on the manufacturer to sell you a solution to a problem that actually exists, and care whether they work or not: what could go wrong?

  24. Re:If the scanners save one life by twidarkling · · Score: 1

    Nice troll. "Take one life to save one life." Remember, if this is a cancer cluster, and it is caused by something in the TSA environment, they're literally killing themselves so that you can feel a sense of security. And most would argue that you cannot prove the scanners are effective, thus you're trading their lives for imaginary safety. If you're willing to kill just to feel safe, wouldn't it be better if you just picked up a gun, went to $terroristsourcedujour and started shooting?

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  25. I warned a TSA agent about that. by mbone · · Score: 1

    I actually talked about this with a TSA agent recently (during a pat-down). The trouble is that the X-ray "spot" in the scanners is actually fairly intense; the scanning machines are only safe if the spot in kept in motion., as it is supposed to be when in use. (The scanner is doing a raster scan, and looking for backscatter.) If there is any internal reflection, then someone outside the machine (i.e., a TSA agent) could get repeated exposures, which would not be good. The same might be true if people in the scanners had reflections from buttons or other metal items. It seems unlikely, but the only way to be sure is to measure it.

    1. Re:I warned a TSA agent about that. by robot256 · · Score: 2

      Question: if the beam doesn't hit the dosimeter, will it read anything at all? As in, if the spot bounces off the inside of the machine and always hits the agent's calf because of where he's standing, and he gets skin cancer in his calf, would the dosimeter have detected that at all? Or is the reflection a wider beam than that?

    2. Re:I warned a TSA agent about that. by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      Exactly. And is the main danger of the machines.

      Overall body exposure is very, very low when operating correctly, but if the beam stops and/or the operator repeatedly rescans isolated areas / uses higher resolution, the radiation exposure can be far higher.

      A related issue is that much of the radiation energy is concentrated in the skin - that alone raises safety questions.

      And how do the minimally trained TSA employees, let alone passengers, know for sure the machines are operating correctly? They don't, and hence avoiding such scans is prudent, especially for people who regularly fly.

    3. Re:I warned a TSA agent about that. by mbone · · Score: 1

      Of course. Just wearing a standard dosimeter in your shirt pocket is not enough. According to the patent the beam size is ~ 6 mm; I wouldn't be too surprised if it was somewhat smaller in the actual devices (as the beam size sets the pixel size). I would worry a lot about two things

      - a software problem causes the beam to dwell somewhere. (This has happened for medical imaging devices, with bad results.)

      - A repeated reflection causes repeated exposures to some particular spot. If you are standing in that spot, you are in trouble.

  26. Terrorists could never hijack a plane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...What American would honestly let some terrorist hijack a plane in 2011? The only reason they succeeded on 9/11 was because no one knew what the hell was going on. Passengers would bum-rush them today, plain and simple.

  27. Whoa!!!! by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to claim the government will mischaracterize the truth in order to push a political agenda that is convenient?

    That seems highly unlikely.

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    1. Re:Whoa!!!! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      ... government will mischaracterize the truth

      The same way the Catholic Church "mischaracterized" people as heretics... to death.

  28. Only $160 if they really cared by TwineLogic · · Score: 1

    I found the following link: http://www.sierradosimetry.com/pricelist.aspx

    On this page is offered a dosimetric badge service costing $160/year. At that level, the user return their badge each month, receiving a new badge. They are given a monthly result reading, which should be higher time resolution than needed for this application.

    If the TSA employees really care, maybe 16 of them could each pitch in $10 for one badge to be worn by the person who runs the machine...

    1. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if officers would be allowed to wear them if they purchased one. Wouldn't want to alarm the public, and besides the TSA might find out something it doesn't want to know; same reason they don't hand out "satisfaction surveys" to travellers.

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    2. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by PIBM · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that it was denied when some asked. I could find this link but that`s it..

      http://www.sciencefriday.com/blog/2010/09/airport-screeners-denied-radiation-badges/

    3. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by KillaBeave · · Score: 1

      Sad thing is they'd probably be fired for insubordination or some such nonsense.

    4. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by gknoy · · Score: 1

      At $160 a year, I'd buy my own and wear it covertly if I worked there.

    5. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1

      Some have tried. The TSA prohibits their employees from wearing them.

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    6. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually these would probably not be adequate. These would measure the radiation that fell on the badge itself, but not the blast of radiation your leg or arm was getting. If you could see x-rays with your eyes, you would see a bright beacon when these things go off. There will be areas where the radiation is intense and areas the radiation barely illuminates... like rays of light shining through a cracked window shade or broken disco ball. Your head gets an intense blast, but your groin might get nothing. It all depends on where you were standing when the beacon lit up.

    7. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by TwineLogic · · Score: 1

      I would assume the dosimeters function even if worn underneath clothing. Maybe the TSA guards can learn some practical smuggling skills out of this.

    8. Re:Only $160 if they really cared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since most of them are thugs, they're probably already familiar with the concept of "boofing."

  29. I fly all the time by xzvf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a frequent flyer it is fairly easy to avoid the scanners. Many smaller airports don't have them, and they are too slow for the majority of larger ones and are often turned off or majority of people waved around. Over time you learn where the scanners will not be used. The sad part is most TSA agents are normal people that need a job. They are forced to stand near devices that may be safe if operating properly, but over time normal wear and tear will increase the exposure. As is normal with a slow acting, long term effect problem, owned by the government, it won't be acknowledged until the majority of victims are dead. Like nuclear submarines, have the TSA agents where dosimeter badges every day for a year. Lets see if there is a problem.

    1. Re:I fly all the time by LinksAwakener · · Score: 2

      Heh, DTW does the opposite: they only use the scanners and only during busy hours will they open up the metal detectors to relieve foot traffic. Over the last 6 months, flying in and out of Detroit every week, I've only missed the scanners twice, perhaps three times.

    2. Re:I fly all the time by aenigmainc · · Score: 2

      i fly twice a week. At RDU they are practically mandatory. i always opt out and ask to be groped but i see a lot of business travelers using them. I've always wondered why people that fly like me would ever want to go through that machine. it just seems silly. I much prefer to have the dude feel me up, heck i even moan a little just to encourage them.

    3. Re:I fly all the time by Normal+Dan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The sad part is most TSA agents are normal people that need a job.

      There are other jobs out there. Jobs that produce wealth instead of wastes everyone's time. They might not pay much, or anything at all, but there's always something else they can do.

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    4. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      devices that may be safe if operating properly

      Saying that these devices are "safe" is a misnomer. These devices will cause deaths even if operated properly, there is no denying this. The discussion is over weather or not the casualties will be statistically significant, or socially relevant.

    5. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are not forced to stand near anything. They choose to work as enforcers for our ridiculous bureaucracy.

      The only force being applied is in the 3rd party interference of the state between passengers and air transport services.

    6. Re:I fly all the time by kaiser423 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, I've flown about once a week for about 5 months now, and I've been through a scanner exactly once, and opted out for a frisk 3 times.

      Most airports have them, and they're on, but just standing in the security line and observing what's going on you can reduce your risk of getting put through one pretty considerably.

      I did get randomly picked by the metal detector for explosives testing though, and my luggage had explosive residue all over them. I just had my wife, whom had made it through, take all of my luggage and just leave my shoes because I was already late for the plane and didn't want a positive explosives test holding me up more.

      I was pretty floored that I could stand there yelling at my wife through the plastic holding cell to take all of our luggage because I had explosive residue on mine while surrounded by TSA agents, and not one even blinked.

      We have hundreds of millions of dollars being spent on these scanners and security, and having public outcry, and potentially giving people cancer, and in the end the TSA expects you to point kindly point out the baggage that you're carrying explosives in to them so that they can go find the explosives. Yea, can't think of anything that could go wrong there! Trust the terrorists to tell them where their bomb is via a simple question!

    7. Re:I fly all the time by xzvf · · Score: 2

      Medium sized airports are the ones the are hardest to avoid the scanners. At a hub like ATL, DFW, DEN or ORD the lines are always too long to only use the scanners and pat downs. Plus it is easy, once you know the airport to not get in a line with a scanner. In CLT the C security checkpoint has no scanners, for example. The real problem is the effect is long term and ill defined. Busy business travelers want to get through security as quickly as possible, or arrive at the airport with minimal slack for making their flight. The pat down takes longer than the scanner, and the risk seems minimal. Heck subconsciously many realize that flying increases exposure to radiation from the sun. Just like living on a mountain is more dangerous than living at sea level for radiation exposure. The real victims of these devices will be the TSA agents, even if you argue complacency. Even being scanned twice a week with probably not increase cancer risks significantly (how many people would travel to Mars if the chance of getting cancer in 20 years rose from 10% to 20%?). Standing by a X-ray machine or a scanner may make cancer from radiation a near certainty.

    8. Re:I fly all the time by Virtucon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I had a TSA agent one time tell me how safe the back-scatter devices are. I replied "If you have a PhD, why are you a TSA agent? Is work slow at the University?" He didn't like that at all.

          Sorry, I opt for the pat down because until somebody with reputable credentials and thoroughly reproducible test results publishes something on the safety of these devices, I won't go into one.
      I go fly 2, 3 sometimes 4 times a week and I already subject myself to enough radiation just by flying.

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    9. Re:I fly all the time by jrroche · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tell that to the 5 unemployed job seekers for every job opening currently. And the people who work for TSA are probably the demographic most likely to have trouble finding a job. Now isn't really a great time to quit your job because you're so bothered that it doesn't produce wealth for someone else.

    10. Re:I fly all the time by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How much is such a dosimeter? And, next question, can the TSA require you, as an operator, to not wear your private one?

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    11. Re:I fly all the time by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Since politicians will certainly not be subjected to such scanners, and neither will high level executives of big companies that donated money to their campaign, I'd guess it will be deemed irrelevant.

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    12. Re:I fly all the time by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >At a hub like ATL, DFW, DEN or ORD the lines are always too long to only use the scanners and pat downs.

      I wish. We waited in line at ORD for longer than usual (and usual is long - 30-45 minutes) to go through security because they were scanning everyone.

      As far as cancer from backscatter radiation devices, I'll wait until there's further proof. From what I can tell the documents are employees complaining and requesting "led shields." Err, ok. Also, the woman complaining mentions strokes and heart attacks and seems to inflate the problem by including them with the cancer. Until we have an independent investigation here, I wouldnt be surprised if this was just paranoia. The only real complaint I see is that the xray machine may not have been shielded properly. Of course, people don't go through those machines, we go through millimeter wave machines, so its non-applicable. Xray exposure could cause cancer in these employees. Regular fliers have nothing to worry about.

      Regardless, the fear mongering will continue. In the end, slashdot is no different than the "WIFI/CELL PHONES IS CANCER" people. We all are just slaves to our biases.

    13. Re:I fly all the time by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      ... next question, can the TSA require you, as an operator, to not wear your private one?

      Yes.

      http://www.afge.org/index.cfm?Page=PressReleases&PressReleaseID=1265&from=home

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    14. Re:I fly all the time by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      The real problem is that too much of this stuff if just rushed out without proper review and oversight. There was a panic after 9/11 and a lot of companies jumped on the "let's get rich by having the government give us money" bandwagon. The government wanted this stuff quickly, not in 5 or 10 years down the road.

      The general public on the other hand often mistakenly assumes that because the government is big that it must have people who look into these things or that there is a committee that vets this new technology. But it's not true.

    15. Re:I fly all the time by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I heard a rumor that a lot of agricultural jobs are opening up in Georgia. And, a lot of the competition is headed for the border, where they belong. Now, I've been badmouthing lazy white boys and lazy niggahs for a long time. Come on, prove me wrong. Prove that AMERICANS still know how to work for a living.

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    16. Re:I fly all the time by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Have you not noticed the high unemployment rate?

    17. Re:I fly all the time by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The cost of the dosimeter is small. The cost that arises if the dosimeters determine there is an unsafe working environment is huge. Therefore... no dosimeters.

    18. Re:I fly all the time by ajs · · Score: 1

      Like nuclear submarines, have the TSA agents where dosimeter badges every day for a year. Lets see if there is a problem.

      There are a lot of problems with this, but they're surmountable with care. It's true that we definitely need to gather lots of raw data about the impact of these devices.

    19. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you forgot to click the Post Anonymously checkbox.

    20. Re:I fly all the time by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      The first three hits on a Google search shows that companies supply dosimeter and supplies for ~$70/year. I think that even a lowly TSA employee could afford his own dosimter.

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    21. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the article claims that they measured the radiation at 2 inches to be less than 0.5mRem per hour. I'm not sure if that was right in front of the source or next to the cabnet where the operator stands. Lets say for the sake of argument that it is where the operator stands. 0.5mRem per hour X 2000 hours X 0.01Sv/Rem gives 1Sv per year of exposure. As per wikipedia: Maximum acceptable dose for the public from any man made facility: 1 mSv/year thus the exposure is 1000 times greater if someone spent the whole 2000 working hours at the measurement location that they used. Who knows where they actually are during the rest of the day. Do they walk through the scanner themselves everytime they go to and from their post? Etc.There is no reason why dosimeters shouldn't be used at least for a year or so when rolling out a new device to make sure things are okay. You can get digital ones that can be read instantaneously for low dose levels. If the exposure is really as low as they claim it shouldn't get triggered during daily use.

    22. Re:I fly all the time by Kilrah_il · · Score: 2

      I submitted this story a few months ago, but it wasn't picked up, so I guess now will be good time to recount the main facts:

      A single scan is equal to 3-9 minutes of natural background radiation exposure and would raise the amount of radiation a person is exposed to on a 6-hour intercontinental flight by about 1%. As for cancer risk, 1 million people flying 10 times a week will have 4 additional cases of cancer (using current models of radiation-cancer association). This is compared to the 600 cases of cancer they will get from the flight itself and to the 400,00 cases these people will have over their lifetime.

      I can't find the full article anymore (paywall), but the abstract is here [ama-assn.org]. It is interesting to note that the authors also wrote this:

      In medicine, we try to balance risks and benefits of everything we do, and thus while the risks are indeed exceedingly small, the scanners should not be deployed unless they provide benefit—improved national security and safety—and consideration of these issues is outside the scope of our expertise.

      The article also points out that since TSA officials do not allow outside scrutiny of the actual radiation levels of the machines, we cannot know if they perform as intended or if they expose us to more radiation. But still, I think they are probably a lot safer than you would have thought.

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    23. Re:I fly all the time by xzvf · · Score: 1

      At the security checkpoint between the F4F Wildcat/Sushi restaurant and the Chicago Children's museum playground, only the right hand lane has a back scanner. If you get in one of the other three you can avoid being scanned. I agree that it is highly unlikely that these devices are actually dangerous, but they are ineffective. I highly doubt they discourage terrorists since they are so easy to get around (go at a busy time, start at a small airport, etc). Sure they catch people with contraband on occasion, but that's not the primary function. Scare tactics, getting the TSA agents to turn against their management, and accusations of corruption, probably will get the machines pulled faster than pointing out their expense and ineffectiveness.

    24. Re:I fly all the time by Virtucon · · Score: 2

      Well, I do honestly agree with the letter that was published sent to Holdren last year by four scientists at UCSF regarding these devices and I believe until all their concerns are addressed that the technology is not safe. I haven't seen a public reply to this letter by the US Government.

      http://www.npr.org/assets/news/2010/05/17/concern.pdf

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    25. Re:I fly all the time by zerro · · Score: 1

      New TSA slogan: "THE GROPE IS DOPE!" --- some non caps to pull the score below the filter threshold ./ != this.toString();

    26. Re:I fly all the time by Renraku · · Score: 1

      I really don't trust the TSA in safe operation of those devices. Sometimes output levels drift from what they're set at, and if they weren't properly calibrated, they could be delivering as much as a chest X-ray worth (or more) of radiation every time someone passes through it, which would mean that the TSA workers will get very large doses pretty quickly.

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    27. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad part is most TSA agents are normal people that need a job.

      There are other jobs out there. Jobs that produce wealth instead of wastes everyone's time. They might not pay much, or anything at all, but there's always something else they can do.

      Bro, have you look at the economic outlook right now? Have you been under a fucking rock and not know the current unemployment digits? If you are telling me that there are jobs out there (specially for the blue collar sector of our society), you are either a moron, or a troll. I mean, seriously.

    28. Re:I fly all the time by zippthorne · · Score: 0

      Those five job seekers would be able to find jobs if the government wasn't siphoning off all the wealth for useless make-work projects.

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    29. Re:I fly all the time by tqk · · Score: 1

      Sometimes output levels drift from what they're set at, and if they weren't properly calibrated, they could be delivering as much as a chest X-ray worth (or more) of radiation every time someone passes through it ...

      I see an opportunity for activists. What's a box of dosimeters cost? Any rich sugar daddies out there who'd fund their purchase? Hand 'em out at the airport entrance, requesting the recipient mails them back for collation. Publish the results once enough come in.

      It's science! Recipients can even hide them inside their clothes so they don't appear to look like hippie "terrists."

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    30. Re:I fly all the time by tqk · · Score: 1

      Now, I've been badmouthing lazy white boys and lazy niggahs for a long time.

      I think you forgot to click the Post Anonymously checkbox.

      No, I think he was pretty even handed there, even if it does make him sound like a racist jerk. Perhaps that's just his local dialect?

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    31. Re:I fly all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But just think about all those terrists that decided not to fly because the scanners might give them cancer!

    32. Re:I fly all the time by profplump · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are both x-ray backscatter and active millimeter-wave scanners in use for full-body security imaging. Even before the full-body scanners there were penetrating x-ray scanners in use for luggage, and the mere presence of those machines is worth some amount of dosage monitoring, radiation training, and periodic inspections. I'd demand the same from any machine that could kill (as does OSHA), even if it didn't use invisible death rays to do so -- if I worked inches from a big piece of industrial machinery I'd want to know the safety procedures, maintenance requirements and signs of eminent failure before I started working.

      The millimeter-wave machines are probably safe, but it's a new technology and there is some evidence that there's a probabilistic risk of biological damage even without direct ionizing effects, so it's at least worth some study. It's probably not a big enough risk to avoid using it, particularly compared to the known ill effects of x-ray exposure, but given the cost of the machines we could probably divert some cash for a real safety study rather than just hoping.

      The x-ray backscatter machines are actually sending out x-rays just like traditional x-ray imagining, but they are reading the reflected/scattered energy rather than the penetrating energy. But that doesn't change your x-ray absorption cross-section, and they rays that don't scatter off your skins are still absorbed someplace in your body or transmitted to the far side, just like in penetrative x-ray imaging.

      So the cumulative risk from x-ray backscatter machines is real and verifiable with well-established science. Assuming the doses are as low as the TSA claims the risk is small, but it still exists. However, since there are virtually no controls or validation on either the intensity or the duration of dosage, other than the physical limitations of the machine and its use (i.e. the maximum power output of the x-ray tube, the amount of time you can convince someone to stand in the way of the beam, etc.), it's hard to say that we should trust the TSA on this.

      It shouldn't be hard to run these machines safely, but the TSA has expressed in no interest in doing that. It would be trivial to provide cumulative dosage monitoring for the operators (which would indirectly protect travelers as well), and fairly easy/cheap to provide periodic validation of the proper operation of the system. We expect the corner gas station to keep their pumps verifiably calibrated, to monitor their storage tanks for signs of malfunction, to have mitigation procedures in place should there be some sort of failure, and to be strictly liable for most types of failures in their systems -- why isn't the TSA held to the same standard?

      / Also, risk vs. benefit is probably a worthwhile analysis, but even if there is a clear benefit there's no reason the TSA shouldn't have better safety procedures

    33. Re:I fly all the time by TimboJones · · Score: 2

      Most atmospheric radiation goes right through your body. The rest is generally absorbed evenly throughout your body mass. The airport scanners concentrate ALL their emissions on the surface of your body, no more than a few millimeters deep.

      These scanners probably are safer than people think, but according to those same current models of radiation-cancer association, more people WILL develop cancer and die from being exposed than if the scanners were not used. The question must be: does this increased risk justify the reward? Are we saving lives by preventing terrorist attacks? How many?

      Exactly two things have made air travel safer since 2001: reinforced cockpit doors and passenger awareness. EVERY other airport or airplane security scheme serves not to make us actually safer, but to make people who don't know any better FEEL safer. If a terrorist gets to the airport with a plan and means to blow up a plane, our security efforts have already failed.

    34. Re:I fly all the time by TimboJones · · Score: 1

      Sure he could buy one, but the higher ups won't let him wear it at work.

    35. Re:I fly all the time by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The sad part is most TSA agents are normal people that need a job.

      That won't work in war crimes trials and it won't work here, either. Evil is evil.

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    36. Re:I fly all the time by tqk · · Score: 1

      Like nuclear submarines, have the TSA agents where dosimeter badges every day for a year. Lets see if there is a problem.

      There are a lot of problems with this, but they're surmountable with care.

      What problems? If the agents store their badges near where they work, and only pull them out of storage when they're at work, and return them when done (minimize contamination from other sources), what else?

      It's true that we definitely need to gather lots of raw data about the impact of these devices.

      ACK!

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    37. Re:I fly all the time by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What's in my underwear is my business! :)

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    38. Re:I fly all the time by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      What's in my underwear is my business! :)

      Not at an airport it isn't...

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    39. Re:I fly all the time by mldi · · Score: 1

      As for cancer risk, 1 million people flying 10 times a week will have 4 additional cases of cancer (using current models of radiation-cancer association).

      OK, I'm not sure I buy that radiation comparison being as how it's a completely different type of radiation as well as method of delivery.... but, let's just pretend those are realistic numbers and that only 1 million people are flying 10 times a week.

      Using that logic, that means these machines are killing more people than they are saving. If 4 additional people are getting cancer because of these machines per week for each 1 million people flying 10 times a week, that amounts to 208 per year. How many people are they saving using these machines? The underwear bomber under the worst case scenario would have killed about that many? It's not like we get these attacks all that often, and I highly doubt these machines are stopping that many more terrorists than the old methods. By comparison, 1,115 people were killed in 2010 in aircraft accidents, so maybe it'd be a lot more effective to put scanner machine money into more R&D on how to make flying safer.

      Considering that roughly 12.17 million people are flying per week in the U.S. alone (most are probably rare flyers though), I think I'm safe to assume that at least twice that many people are getting cancer from these machines every week, so they're killing 2 good-sized aircraft full of people per year just for PR and security theater.

      Yeah, sounds like a sweet deal to me.

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    40. Re:I fly all the time by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Right, right, I forgot, an airport is the place where liberty gets replaced with terrorism. Or something like that.

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    41. Re:I fly all the time by Evets · · Score: 1

      I fly frequently as well. In many small airports, they try to push ALL people through the rape-scanners. The same policy is in effect at major airports depending on the terminal.

      I also have dark skin.

      Ever gone 7 flights in a row and get "randomly selected" for further screening? Ever had your genitals grabbed by a TSA agent? 4 times during one screening?

      Ever been kicked out of an airport for refusing to be scanned? Had your flight cancelled by the police? Been surrounded by police and TSA for refusing a scan?

      I have. Believe me, it's not fun.

      Dosimeters are not that expensive, and they would go a long way towards making people feel more comfortable, but regardless of cancer risk or radiation risk, the TSA creates a violation of personal privacy, security, and comfort. They do so without providing even a fraction of a security improvement. I would even go so far as to say that security is worse with TSA in place.

    42. Re:I fly all the time by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood the quote:

      As for cancer risk, 1 million people flying 10 times a week will have 4 additional cases of cancer (using current models of radiation-cancer association). This is compared to the 600 cases of cancer they will get from the flight itself and to the 400,00 cases these people will have over their lifetime.

      This means that for every 1 million people who fly 10 times a week, there will be 4 cases of cancer during their entire lifetime, not each week. This is compared to 600 cases they get from the radiation they are exposed to during flying and the 400,000 background lifetime risk (the average lifetime risk for cancer is ~40%).
      Again, whether this 4 cases are worth it is a different question, but assuming the devices work as planned and are not delivering more radiation than they are supposed to, the additional cancer cases are pretty negligible (remember, those cases are for people that are flying a lot).

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    43. Re:I fly all the time by darkshadow88 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood the study. It said that 1 million people who fly 10 times a week will result in 4 cases of cancer over a lifetime, not 4 cases of cancer per week. Using your number of 12.17 million people flying per week, and then assuming that all make a return trip in the same week, and rounding up, we get 25 million person-flights a week. Using the numbers from the study, this should result in 10 additional cases of cancer in a lifetime among everyone who flies

      That said, while it's only 10 people of the millions who fly, it's still 10 people too many when the measures are not effective. But don't exaggerate the impact to try to strengthen your argument.

    44. Re:I fly all the time by jfengel · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't change your x-ray absorption cross-section, and they rays that don't scatter off your skins are still absorbed someplace in your body or transmitted to the far side, just like in penetrative x-ray imaging.

      Right, but because they're only trying to penetrate clothing and not a whole body, they need only much, much lower dosages to accomplish their goal.

      I don't know what kind of testing they apply, but since normal operation includes a digital X-ray receiver, it could presumably be set to warn them if they're reading vast amounts of X-rays. I don't know if they do, but they should at least know if they're really putting out the x-rays they think they are.

      It doesn't answer the question of whether having very-long-term exposure to trivial amounts of x-rays has unexpected negative consequences, but that's a case where I'd shift the burden of proof to those who claim that it does.

    45. Re:I fly all the time by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Heck subconsciously many realize that flying increases exposure to radiation from the sun.

      Actually, most of the radiation risk from flying comes from cosmic rays rather than solar radiation. And the risk increases dramatically as your route goes through higher (magnetic) latitudes.

      The real victims of these devices will be the TSA agents,

      IF there is a significant risk (not implausible, but not as yet established) AND IF there is a more-or-less linear dose-response relationship (likely, but again not clearly established for low doses), then you'd expect to see the effects first in people with the highest doses. Which are likely to be the people managing the scanner.

      Didn't TFA say that there were FOIA requests out? So, if they're being resisted (except for issues of rendering the data not-personally-identifiable), then it's a safe assumption that the US government have something to hide.

      Which would worry me if my employer hadn't already shit-canned BA flights for T5 and incompetence of baggage handling.

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    46. Re:I fly all the time by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Now isn't really a great time to quit your job because you're so bothered that it doesn't produce wealth for someone else.

      It's always a good time to quit your job oppressing your fellow citizens.

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    47. Re:I fly all the time by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Based on what I've read on the amount of radiation they deliver per dose, assuming the "safe" dosages and not the un-monitored dosages given by the TSA, and based on the total traffic per year, about 5 people per year will die caused from cancer by these machines and many more will develop non-fatal cancer.

      But when you look at the amount of people moved per year, that percentage is still quite low, making it close to the safety of many sports.

      I did read one recommendation to not have sex for up to one week after getting scanned because the x-rays directly damage DNA, which quadruples the chance of of having a kid with a genetic defect. This was based on the type of radiation, the way it hit your body, and the dosage, not actual studies. But still from a radiologist.

    48. Re:I fly all the time by mldi · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the misread.

      But I will point to this, which puts the probabilities of getting cancer from a single scan about equal with the probabilities of boarding a plane that would get blown up by a terrorist.

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    49. Re:I fly all the time by mldi · · Score: 1

      I honestly wasn't trying to exaggerate the impact. That's just how I read it. Apologies for misreading it.

      Either way, apparently the risk of getting cancer from a single scan is approximately the same as boarding a plane that will get blown up by a terrorist, which is about 1 in 30 million. So, being the risk is "about the same", why do it at all (and let the terrorists win)?

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  30. Suddenly, I'm In Favor Of These Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before, I was all like "Ban the TSA! Charge them with sexual assault and manufacturing backscatter child porn!" but now I'm all like "Remember 9/11! We must continue to install TSA-operated X-Ray equipment everywhere!"

    If you willingly work for the TSA, you deserve whatever you get.

  31. Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by thepainguy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, how likely is it that cancer would be completely uniformly distributed?

    1. Re:Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Not uniformly, but not properly random either. When you look at a total sample, you should expect truly random results. I would imagine they know this, and are observing a non-random series of diagnoses.

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    2. Re:Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by esocid · · Score: 2

      Seriously, how likely is it that cancer would be completely uniformly distributed?

      When you get a geographic/profession based cluster, you can usually hypothesize that it's an environmental cause, a.k.a. the machines generating radiation that they stand next to. So yes, you are completely correct, but your logic is completely incorrect.

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    3. Re:Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by Caratted · · Score: 1

      Nobody said that the likelihood of being cancer-positive is uniformly distributed. You're asking, "How likely is it that all Wal-marts are equidistant?"

      Obviously population fluctuates, as does its density and traffic. So do environmental factors (both physical and the intangible - like education and awareness of a given population). That doesn't mean you can not measure that which is abnormal.

    4. Re:Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      When you look at a total sample, you should expect truly random results. I would imagine they know this, and are observing a non-random series of diagnoses.

      TSA workers are not, in general, experts in medical statistics. You need to get a reasonably large dose for your lifetime chance of cancer to be increased by one part in a thousand. The idea that you could get anything out of a study on such a small sample of people, without any controls, is fanciful, to say the least.

      However, it still seems like a good idea to me for them to have dosimeters. We have limits for a reason.

    5. Re:Cancer clusters are the norm, not the exception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, geographic clusters without environmental cause happen with some frequency. Its one of those initially weird seeming things in statistics. When it happens it should be looked at, but random occurrence will create clusters.

  32. Lifestyle by Gothmolly · · Score: 2

    Given that most TSA staff appear to be ill-educated mouthbreathers whose primary diet consists of cigarettes, Coke and Funyuns, shouldn't they consider general lifestyle factors as well?

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    1. Re:Lifestyle by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Funions. I normally wouldn't correct people on the internet, but that's an important distinction.

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    2. Re:Lifestyle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best post of the day.

    3. Re:Lifestyle by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      whose primary diet consists of cigarettes, Coke and Funyuns [...]

      You say this like it's a bad thing...

    4. Re:Lifestyle by oursland · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? Surely not these: http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/funyuns-onion.html

  33. Re:If the scanners save one life by jdastrup · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ask yourself this question: Would you rather have Freedom or Security?

    I choose freedom. Unfortunately I can't choose often enough because the majority in the US vote for Security, then act surprised when they lose Freedom.

  34. Statistical pro by kentrel · · Score: 2

    While I have no doubt these machines are the bane of our personal freedom, and may even be dangerous its also possible that cancer clusters show up randomly. They do in areas near cellphone towers, unrelated to radiation, simply because clusters happen randomly too.

    1. Re:Statistical pro by caranha · · Score: 1

      If we only had developed statistical tests that calculate how likely it is that a given cluster appeared randomly based on previous data...

    2. Re:Statistical pro by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      So why not test it by getting radiation badges for the people working there and put the rumours to rest? Oh right...because that would mean there is a chance you might get caught.

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    3. Re:Statistical pro by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points right now.

      YES. If you look for clusters of any condition among enough people, you will find them.

    4. Re:Statistical pro by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      While I have no doubt these machines are the bane of our personal freedom, and may even be dangerous its also possible that cancer clusters show up randomly. They do in areas near cellphone towers, unrelated to radiation, simply because clusters happen randomly too.

      Nice try, TSA.

  35. So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Hm, Hm, Hm... I thought all the Fukushima threads had established that low-dose radiation is far from harmful, and actually promoting your health? Where are the nuclear proponents now? All I see in this thread so far is decrying of the evil government raining down destruction by means of scanning machines. Cognitive dissonance, anyone?

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    1. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing this suggests is that those Screeners are actually more dangerous than a nuclear power plant accident, since no cancer clusters were reported from Japan yet.

    2. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you turn on your brain it all makes sense. :)

      A single small dose of radiation -- let's say 1 mrem -- is statistically not harmful. Consider receiving this small dose 10,000 times a day for a year (excluding weekends and two weeks for vacation). We can use arithmetic to determine the actual dose received:

      1 mrem * 10000 exposures * 250 days = 2,500,000 mrem -- significantly larger than 1 mrem!

    3. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by he-sk · · Score: 1

      This line of reasoning comes up from time to time on Slashdot, but I think it is fallacious. Any community with a million+ users will have wildly diverging views. And people choose to comment on the topics they are passionate about. So the behavior you describe is to be expected here.

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    4. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      True, this might be some sort of selection bias. I am just observing that the most vocal "radiation is harmless" posters are suspiciously quiet here. You are completely right that this thread is more likely to be populated by the "TSA is evil crowd", which might not at all intersect with the former. Doesn't help either side to escape from their ideological boundaries, though.

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    5. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Yep, that is why opinions on Slashdot are so entrenched. OTOH, it makes for great comic relief at times.

      And it doesn't entirely discount the possibility that someone actually does harbor conflicting views.

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    6. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the frequency and energy of the radiation. There's a particular reason why microwave ovens operate at the natural frequency of water.
      As for these machines, the radiation they emit (main EM discharge), is absorbed by the skin as it's not energetic enough to penetrate further.
      I'm sure you're smart enough to realise that an amount of energy form changed over a smaller distance is more extreme than over a longer distance. Like the difference between a car slowing down from 50 miles per hour over 1/4 of a mile, compared to it hitting a wall at 15 mph.

    7. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by mywhitewolf · · Score: 1

      the Japanese government is trying to keep people away from the radiation and doing everything it can to protect its population from it. and as a result there are a couple of well paid very well educated individuals that get unsafe levels of radiation.

      The American government is coercing citizens into increasing exposure to radiation in the name of safety.

      I can understand the distinction. "deliberate (yet lower) exposure for safety" vs "accidental (yet higher) exposure that is actively being managed by a governing body and scientists which is comparatively not as disastrous as comparable conventional power incident.

      Japanese: "Stop exposure before we get another godzirra"
      American: "y'all head through this magic doorway and I'll know your not a terrorist"

    8. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radiation exposure is additive. Many small doses over a long time build up. Your catty remarks are ridiculous since of course this has nothing to do with nuclear power. Your straw man argument was weak.

    9. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a different kind of radiation, dumbass.

    10. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You show a profound lack of understanding of how radiation works. But that is not your fault, it is a difficult concept to comprehend.

      Not all radiation is the same, the same way not all poisons are the same. Some poisons are deadly in one-time microscopic doses. Other poisons require large single doses or smaller doses over a long period of time to cause death. Different kinds of radiation act the same way.

      "Radiation" isn't a monolithic deadly force. Neither is "poison". Nor "terrorism". To talk about any of those things in a black-and-white way is naive at best and utterly disingenuous in most cases. A more honest discussion requires people to make informed choices and weigh risks. The issue here is that the risks of long-term exposure to these devices are unknown. Worse, the risks are being obfuscated by Homeland Security by them saying "NIST says these things are fine!"

    11. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Who said this was low-dose radiation coming out of those scanners?

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    12. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a very disingenuous remark. The workers who labored in the reactors to get things under control? They're dead. They know they're dead. They may not have stopped moving yet, but they knew they were going into a lethal environment. It's the people who were screaming about the radiation effects in the continental US who were reminded of the negligible effect of radiation at such low doses. Walking into a targetted radiation chamber where you aren't even allowed to measure the radiation hitting you is rather different. There's no cognitive dissonance to telling people who are freaking out about a meltdown half a world away that they're overreacting while simultaneously suggesting that an unshielded radiating machine is bad to stand next to 40 hours a week. The only dissonance I see is your own refusal to be reasonable about context.

    13. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Low dose" is subjective. The Fukushima reactor doesn't deliver 1 hour's worth of background radiation every time something passes through a metal arc and possibly in a large area around that arc. If the scanners really leak so much that they affect TSA personal, I can easily see people taking more than a week's worth of background ionizing radiation just by the time they get to their plane.

    14. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Cognitive dissonance, anyone?

      I'm sorry, slashdot has an informal comment priority system. On a story about radiation the priority of the topics of discussion are:

      Radioactive space lizards > Government conspiracies > Criticizing government agencies > Bashing engineering flaws > Pro and con debate of nuclear power > ... > Goatse.

      Obviously, this story will have more posts critical of government agencies since it's about TSA and cancer, but less posts of the dangers of radiation, since the slashdot community in general considers TSA more annoying (and dangerous) than radiation.

      On a Fukushima story, please note the high quantity of posts critical of building a nuclear power plant near the coast, followed closely by a pro and con debate of nuclear power. Unless of course the article delves into the Japanese government, at which point those topics take priority.

      In the unlikely event of Godzilla actually roaming the streets of Tokyo, you will note that the discussion will primarily focus on :

      • the rampage of radioactive space lizards
      • people claiming that the local government has been breeding radioactive space lizards as a new kind of biological weapon
      • the disastrous military response from the government

      Finally, in the event that the article is completely worthless, please don't click any links unless you are have already become desensitivized to the brown hole.

    15. Re:So radiation in small doses does cause cancer? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      There are lots of people pointing that clusters appear at random in this thread. Did you read the comments before posting?

      I too find it quite unlikely that this cluster isn't random. But it would be sane to retire the machines, or at least make the workers wear detectors. Anyway, I'm far away from the problem, so, go on...

  36. Questions, questions. by westlake · · Score: 1

    How long have these scanners been in place? How many TSA employees are there?

    How many are smokers?* How many have been diagnosed with cancer? What sort of cancers are we talking about here?

    It seems very early on for any meaningful pattern to have become visible.

    _____

    *- consider this shorthand for every common risk factor that might be relevant.

    1. Re:Questions, questions. by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      It seems very early on for any meaningful pattern to have become visible.

      Not if you're a lawyer.

    2. Re:Questions, questions. by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's legal discovery, not a determination. Hopefully everyone here has the critical thinking skills to know the difference.

      OMG... wait. This isn't Fark, is it?

  37. Re:If the scanners save one life by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Right. Of course the scanners are useless, better to use you know proven security screening methods like ... profiling(behavioral and otherwise).

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  38. TSA documents are bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how they talk about the primary beam on the Xray scanner as if it's enough that the primary beam isn't pointed at someone. When xrays strike an object usually there is backscatter radiation as well as diffraction and florescence. These are all factors that are considered when designing medical treatment and imaging rooms, that's the law. Give me a break, both ends of the machine are open at all times and the machine runs at all times...

    The letters about safety read like a typical employer disclaimer when they're caught doing something unsafe.

  39. Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused. Does non-ionizing radiation cause cancer at Slashdot or not? I've seen no end of claims about how our beloved cell toys can't possibly be the cause of brain tumors because the radiation is non-ionizing. Well, guess what; the full body scanners don't emit ionizing radiation either. Also, the power level of one of these back scatter systems is thousands of times smaller than a cell phone dose.

    Yet, here we are trumpeting 'cancer clusters' caused by low power, non-ionizing systems.

    Either low power non-ionizing radiation causes cancer and your beloved cell toy is a carcinogen, or it doesn't and full body scanners aren't harmful. Which is it?

  40. Good idea, just ignore the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us fly all the time. I for one will opt for the pat down next time. Personally I just look the guy in the eye and ask him out for a drink while he's got his hands on my junk.

    F you for not being part of the solution and protesting.

    1. Re:Good idea, just ignore the problem by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      If asked whether you prefer a pat-down, just say "Hell yeah, that's why I fly, else I wouldn't have any sex life anymore!"

      If you can't avoid being miserable, at least make sure that you're not the only one suffering.

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    2. Re:Good idea, just ignore the problem by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Hands on your junk? Funny. I don't have "junk". I have a phallus. A cock. A penis. It goes by several different names, but never "junk". Maybe if you had a real phallus of your own, you would decide that the TSA couldn't fondle it any longer. Junk is what you have no use for, and you'd like to have hauled away to be recycled.

      Oh, what's that you say? All those names are rather vulgar, and you'd rather not use them? Alright, you tell me which is more vulgar. 1) The proper terms for your anatomy, or 2) common laymen's terms for your anatomy, or 3) the fact that strange men and women can grope your anatomy at will?

      Junk. Just grow a pair, alright?

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    3. Re:Good idea, just ignore the problem by dotgain · · Score: 1

      You must be fun at parties!

    4. Re:Good idea, just ignore the problem by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      you tell me which is more vulgar. 1) The proper terms for your anatomy, or 2) common laymen's terms for your anatomy, or 3) the fact that strange men and women can grope your anatomy at will?

      4) strange men and women can grope your anatomy at will while you are rubbing your nipples

      mmm... i have sudden urge to get me some frequent flyer miles....

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    5. Re:Good idea, just ignore the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that autism coming along?

      Shouldn't you be crawling into your hugbox at this hour?

  41. Below Negligible if... by assemblyronin · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    Individual effective dose is below Negligible Individual Dose (NID) if an individual is subjected to fewer that screenings in a year...

    Uhh, why in the name of FSM is the data most pertinent to the public redacted? That's the kind of data that isn't "sensitive" unless it makes the program look bad. Basically, in my humble opinion, that's an admission of guild by the DHS that these backscatter devices are probably exceeding the NID within a short period of time.

    1. Re:Below Negligible if... by assemblyronin · · Score: 1
      Sorry, that was supposed to read:

      Individual effective dose is below Negligible Individual Dose (NID) if an individual is subjected to fewer than [redacted] screenings in a year...

      Need some more caffeine to aid my proof-reading.

  42. 14 Feet Tall? by northernboy · · Score: 1

    OP says that the letter says it "questions whether it is even safe to stand near an operating scanner, let alone inside one."

    Um, helps to read the fine linked document, which has been partially redacted, but still says "Individual effective dose per screening (frontal and rear) of a subject is , less than the 10 urem (0.10 uSv) limit. Further down a standard (NCRP 1993) is quoted which "recommends that members of the general public receive less than 1 mSv (0.1 rem) per year."

    So, if these numbers are compared (who knows if they are reproducible) you are considered safe up to about 10,000 scans per year (1 mSv / 0.10 uSv).

    The document does indicate there is a potential danger from X-ray beam overshoot "above and behind" the scanner. Yes, but note in the diagram this area BEGINS at 13.8 FEET above the ground, and RISES IN A CONE!!! So, you may be at risk if you're about 14 feet tall (or work in an office on the second floor?) standing behind the machine...

    1. Re:14 Feet Tall? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      OP says that the letter says it "questions whether it is even safe to stand near an operating scanner, let alone inside one."

      Um, helps to read the fine linked document, which has been partially redacted, but still says "Individual effective dose per screening (frontal and rear) of a subject is , less than the 10 urem (0.10 uSv) limit. Further down a standard (NCRP 1993) is quoted which "recommends that members of the general public receive less than 1 mSv (0.1 rem) per year."

      So, if these numbers are compared (who knows if they are reproducible) you are considered safe up to about 10,000 scans per year (1 mSv / 0.10 uSv).

      The document does indicate there is a potential danger from X-ray beam overshoot "above and behind" the scanner. Yes, but note in the diagram this area BEGINS at 13.8 FEET above the ground, and RISES IN A CONE!!! So, you may be at risk if you're about 14 feet tall (or work in an office on the second floor?) standing behind the machine...

      That standard doesn't apply to low energy radiation absorbed in the first millimeter of skin. This is a very significant difference between the academic papers calling the safety of the scanners into question and the non-peer reviewed non-public supposed research used to justify their safety.

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    2. Re:14 Feet Tall? by northernboy · · Score: 1

      OK, the first millimeter of skin is our tissue target then. It would have been nice if the nature of the cancer in the cluster had been included - anything not involving the epidermis may well be a direct consequence of the common employment of the group, but I would start my search for the culprit by eliminating the scanners, unless their cancers are in the first millimeter.

      BTW, the Johns Hopkins paper DID indicate there was a SIGNIFICANT exposure risk (even based on the 'wrong' standard) posed by these scanners... You just have to be upstairs somewhere, not on the ground level.

      Don't get me wrong - I am in no way a fan of scanners, I just hope people will pay attention and think while they are reading. Then if a real objection arises, they will not have wasted time and spent their credibility on non-issues.

  43. Epidemiologically Speaking by dorpus · · Score: 1

    Clusters of cancer cases happen all the time. There are condominiums in Florida where the incidence of cancer is 10-100 times higher than the national average. But, when we consider what kind of people live in them (retirees from New York), then the incidence is the same as would be expected for old people. It is important to adjust for factors. Also, clusters can occur at random due to chance alone. If one selects 1000 high schools, then some of them will have an unusually high number of pediatric cancer cases due to chance.

    This relates to a famous statistical problem, “How many people can be in the same room until there is a better than 50% chance that there will be at least one shared birthday?”

    The best way to approach this problem is to calculate the compliment, “What is the probability that there are no shared birthdays?”

    When there is one person in the room, the probability is 1.

    When there are two people, the probability is 364/365, since there are 364 other birthdays to choose from.

    When there are three people, the probability is (364/365) * (363/365).

    And so on, until there are 22 people, at which point the product becomes .4927028. At that point, there is a less than 50% chance that there are no shared birthdays. By the same token, there is a better than 50% chance that there is at least one shared birthday.

    1. Re:Epidemiologically Speaking by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      All true. Birthdays are not evenly distributed, however. There is a fairly strong seasonal variation and an increasing amount of intentional birthdays due to superstition, convenience, etc.

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    2. Re:Epidemiologically Speaking by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      I think, most important variant today is increasing rate of c-section and survival rate at birth (abortion, etc). http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db35.htm Besides, Feb. 29th, I think, birthday is quite evenly distributed these days compared to say, back in 1800s or 1900s.

      I would imagine in the olden days, seasonal birth was essential due to disease, famine, and political stability. After all, if you don't survive at birth, there will be no birthday.

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    3. Re:Epidemiologically Speaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no chance here, that's the problem with statistics - it doesnt take into account the facts. case in point: your birthday "problem"

      what are the "chances" of a shared b-day if there are 10 people in the room who's b-days are unknown to you?
      what are the "chances" of a shared b-day if there are 10 people in the room who's b-days are known to you and noone has a shared b-day?
      what are the "chances" of a shared b-day if there are 10 people in the room who's b-days are known to you and everyone shares the same b-day?

      now ask some random person about these "chances" (or "probabilities") - (s)he doesn't know the answer and so will make up some equation to make it seem as though some number represents what (s)he does not know but that number is simply based upon their current (mis)understanding of the situation. i.e. further accurate knowledge changes their equation and thus the "probability" but it cannot change the facts that were there even before any observations were made: the chances/probability is only ever either 0% or 100% - the truth does not rely on your observation or understanding of it.

      There is no chance, there is simply lack of knowledge.

    4. Re:Epidemiologically Speaking by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      It is amazing how much the data varies seasonally to this day. Check out the chart here and the fascinating ones here It is also surprising how much weekends matter; more than anything else. I suppose few people or hospitals schedule a birth on the weekend, but I always thought of birth happening on its own schedule. According to the data, that is very much not true.

      From year to year the weekends would shift around, but you still end up with uneven seasonal distribution as well as the weekends piling up on different days.

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    5. Re:Epidemiologically Speaking by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      3 kids, all "scheduled" births.

      First one - "you're two weeks late, if baby don't come on its own in 3 days we will induce". 3 days later, induced, 18 hours after that no baby, c-section

      Second - scheduled c-section 'cause of the first one. Date doc picked was Jan 2, I asked for a tad earlier due to work time off and tax benefits and the doc had no issues changing to 12/29. Still full term (39 weeks in the oven).

      Third - again, scheduled c-section, doc picks the week after thanks giving, i ask to move up a week due to work scheduling, vacation, etc. Again, still full term (39 in the oven).

      What was funny/scary was the amount of calls coming in after our second was born w/ docs and patients seeing if rooms were available to birth on/before 12/31 - for the tax benefits.

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  44. What TSA doesn't want to tell its own agents.... by zildgulf · · Score: 1

    What TSA doesn't want to tell their own agents and the flying public are the basics of ionizing radiation exposure.

    The basic formula for radiation exposure is: time X radiation level X ratio of body exposure = total exposure.

    Since the backscatter scanner's radiation exposure is focused mostly on the skin the ratio would be roughly 20 to 1 (1 being an entire body Gamma Ray or X-Ray exposure) as opposed to a normal chest X-ray that exposes mostly the chest but does expose the entire body to X-Rays which would probably be 3 to 1. That makes the X-ray about 7 times damaging to the skin.

    The time of exposure is very short for any one individual in the backscatter scanner so this factor is very low per exposure. That means the TSA agents will get hundreds of exposures every day as opposed to a traveler that would get dozens of scans per year at most.

    The next factor is radiation level. Clearly the radiation level per exposure is much higher in the scanner than outside of the backscatter scanner but backscatter X-rays tend to escape outside the scanner via openings so the exposure outside would NOT be negligible compared to the exposure inside. Let's say the TSA agent gets 1/20th of the exposure any one passenger gets.

    This formula predicts that the average passenger will get a tiny amount of radiation it is mostly concentrated in the skin equal to that of several cross-county flights (extremely low) and that the TSA agents will receive hundreds of times that dose per year (not so low).

    This all assumes that the backscatter scanner is in prefect working order, if not it may give a X-ray up to hundreds of times above normal. This is why all other X-Ray equipment is run and inspected by X-Ray technicians. At TSA checkpoints you will not find any such animal.

    At any rate is will be the TSA agents that may get low but considerable radiation exposures passenger after passenger, day after day, week after week, thousands of significantly reduced exposures every week as each average passenger gets a higher dose a few times a year at most. 1/20th times thousands of exposures is still about a FEW HUNDRED times the backscatter X-ray exposure than what any average passenger would experience per year. It is very conceivable that TSA agents may have an elevated risk of skin cancers in the future and we may be seeing the first signs of this with the cancer cluster.

  45. enough time? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
    That seems a little odd; even if these machines were as bad as the worst-proposed worst-case, it should take years for any cancer to develop because of them.

    Look, cancer occurs everywhere, and people are lousy with seeing patterns that don't exist. The same sort of thing happened w/ Fukishima: it would take years for that to have _caused_ cancer in anyone, but if a month after the disaster someone you know gets diagnosed, you will assume it was *because* of the disaster. People read an article about how these machines are unsafe, and a month later their co-worker gets diagnosed; they assume it's because of the machine. But in neither case could there have been enough time for the proposed cause to have had that effect.

    And the article says "TSA *employees* identified cancer clusters possibly linked to radiation exposure." The employees? Not, like, a doctor?

    These machines should be tested for safety, and I hope they are... before an _actual_ cancer cluster is created.

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    1. Re:enough time? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      That seems a little odd; even if these machines were as bad as the worst-proposed worst-case, it should take years for any cancer to develop because of them.

      My first thought exactly. The TSA has been around less than 10 years. And the new machines are even newer. I can think 2 more likely explanations.

      First, clusters happen. The statistically unlikely thing would be if cancer was perfectly distributed geographically throughout any state, county, planet, etc.

      Second, these are crap jobs. And a daily commute to Logan is not something most people would choose. Maybe these are people in poor health predisposed to disease because of poor nutrition & health care due to economic factors--the same factors that lead them to take TSA jobs.

      Third, Maybe it's bad air in the big dig tunnels leading to Logan. Has anyone checked taxi drivers who do daily routes to Logan?

    2. Re:enough time? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      That seems a little odd; even if these machines were as bad as the worst-proposed worst-case, it should take years for any cancer to develop because of them.

      Look, cancer occurs everywhere, and people are lousy with seeing patterns that don't exist. The same sort of thing happened w/ Fukishima: it would take years for that to have _caused_ cancer in anyone, but if a month after the disaster someone you know gets diagnosed, you will assume it was *because* of the disaster. People read an article about how these machines are unsafe, and a month later their co-worker gets diagnosed; they assume it's because of the machine. But in neither case could there have been enough time for the proposed cause to have had that effect.

      And the article says "TSA *employees* identified cancer clusters possibly linked to radiation exposure." The employees? Not, like, a doctor?

      These machines should be tested for safety, and I hope they are... before an _actual_ cancer cluster is created.

      I agree entirely. I think that the backscatter scanners need real research to establish their safety parameters, but it seems extremely unlikely that this particular possible cancer cluster is at all related. Actually, I take that back. Why bother researching these scanners when they're incredibly expensive and won't even detect the type of hidden item that resulted in their purchase? Let's just stop purchasing them and donate them to labs.

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    3. Re:enough time? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      And the article says "TSA *employees* identified cancer clusters possibly linked to radiation exposure." The employees? Not, like, a doctor?

      Why would a doctor identify such a thing. It's the job of a statistician, given you expect random clustering to occur based on things being random in the first place.

      And wouldn't the baggage xray machines be a more likely culprit. They've been around for much longer, and does the TSA bother with making sure the shielding isn't falling apart?

      Of course I'm in the "oh well, couldn't happen to a nicer bunch" camp. A cancer cluster amongst Auschwitz guards also wouldn't produce large amounts of sympathy in me...

  46. It is ionizing by pavon · · Score: 1

    Backscatter X-ray machines do emit ionizing radiation. The competing millimeter wave scanners are not ionizing, but having flown through Boston Logan airport recently, the machines they were using certainly looked like backscatter, not millimeter wave, scanners.

  47. Think of the class-action lawsuits. by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    It could bring the whole TSA down if a few people get cancer.

    Or not ... because the taxpayer will be funding it and they've always got *trillions* to spare.

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    1. Re:Think of the class-action lawsuits. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And rest assured that the TSA is too big to fail!

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    2. Re:Think of the class-action lawsuits. by Apuleius · · Score: 1

      The manufacturer of these machines is not legally liable.

      You understand what I am saying here? The RAPISCAN company negotiated a deal with the government exempting them from liability of their machines caused cancer.

      So at least SOMEONE was worried about the safety of these machines. ...

  48. So how does this shit happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These fucking scanners don't put themselves into the airports, train stations, bus stations, sports events, concerts, shopping malls, and mobile trucks!
    And why is it one end of the government doesn't see the other end wagging?

    1. Re:So how does this shit happen? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      It happens when people in government have direct relation to or stake in the success of the industries that produce these items and therefore push their purchase by and installation in as many locations as possible.

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      Former Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff has been criticized for heavily promoting full-body scanners while not always fully disclosing that he is a lobbyist for one of the companies that makes the machines.[115][116] Other full-body scanner lobbyists with Government connections include:[117]

              former TSA deputy administration Tom Blank
              former assistant administrator for policy at the TSA, Chad Wolf
              Kevin Patrick Kelly, "a former top staffer to Sen. Barbara Mikulski, D-Md., who sits on the Homeland Security Appropriations subcommittee"
              Former Senator Al D'Amato
      ----------

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_body_scanner#Full-body_scanner_lobbyists

  49. Careful What You Wish For! by tunapez · · Score: 1

    If it is proven that these scanners are dangerous and must be removed, what will fill the 'fear theater' void?

    I first imagined, "Body Cavity Checks For All!", but that != profit for Chertoff, et al. Maybe they'll do it for shits & giggles, anyway...

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    1. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by md65536 · · Score: 1

      If it is proven that these scanners are dangerous and must be removed, what will fill the 'fear theater' void?

      They should strip everyone down, bind them in chains (like prisoner transport), blindfold, gag, and taser them, and randomly execute people. That will definitely get those terrists thinking twice about flying anywhere!

      I first imagined, "Body Cavity Checks For All!", but that != profit for Chertoff, et al. Maybe they'll do it for shits & giggles, anyway...

      They're working on an expensive body cavity check machine right now.
      They're laughing about how all the expensive radiation machines will have to be replaced.
      They've already planned for the body cavity machines needing replacement (causes rectal distension).
      Someone else is working on the next thing: "groping/slicing machines", which will also need to be replaced (due to the slicing).

    2. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't being creative enough. Latex glove prices would skyrocket! Does he own stock?

    3. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Building a body cavity search machine for shits!? Will that show be coming on right after Ice Road Truckers?

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    4. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is proven that these scanners are dangerous and must be removed, what will fill the 'fear theater' void?

      The Crypt Keeper?

    5. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      No worries, they'll just release the Rapiscan Mark II which uses far less radiation and is much better shielded thus eliminating the cancer risk entirely.*

      * Source: Rapiscan Industries Examination. No radiation-related studies of the Rapiscan Mark II are allowed by TSA decree and by the "Only Terrorists Question the TSA" Act of 2013.

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    6. Re:Careful What You Wish For! by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      >> "Body Cavity Checks For All!", but that != profit for Chertoff, et al. Maybe they'll do it for shits & giggles

      You're on warning ...
      Pun Protection Patrol

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  50. No such finding of a cancer cluster by Hutz · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a bunch of hogwash. The identified cancer cluster was identified as "an influx of TSA employees falling victim to various forms of cancer, strokes and heart disease". It is not limited to Boston - it is actually the ATL employees who first mentioned it. I'm sure the exposure over the last 12 months caused all this. Cancer pops up (as does heart disease) the moment you are exposed...

    Read the sources, not the press releases.

  51. They Deserve it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those TSA goons deserve to die of cancer.

  52. Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize of course that all passengers may "opt out" of the full body (z-backscatter) scans? Right?

    All you have to do is say "I opt out of the scanner". Then they take you, give you a light pat-down and send you on your way. I do it every time, and never really had a problem with the "enhanced pat-down" crap. They barely touch you to begin with, and not once have they gone all the way up to my family jewels.

    Not really that difficult...

  53. Sorry but... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I loved flying back in the days when you got wings, playing cards and meals. The pilot was always giving kids tours of the cockpit.

    Now it is all about squeezing the last dime out of flights and politically driven security theatre. Not much fun for anyone.

    While I want someone to stick it to the TSA for the scanners I think it is unlikely they have a case.

    There are simply not that many TSA agents in the world to produce a statistically significant cancer signal without exposure at the level that would produce visible signs of poisioning or at least easily spotted with portable dosimeters able to detect low energy x-rays.

    It would have to be trivial for TSA to make an exposure case simply by measuring the environment in which they work.

    1. Re:Sorry but... by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this is obligatory: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

  54. I respectfully disagree by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2

    What was done to that woman was atrocious. However condamning the rank and file TSA employees does nothing; they're just trying to make ends meet like everybody else, and in general they too loath what they have to do as a part of their job. People at the top that are responsible for all these nonsense are utterly indifferent to what happens, and until they're held accountable, nothing changes.

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    1. Re:I respectfully disagree by mr1911 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh yeah, they "my superior told me to do it" defense.

      Yes, I condemn the rank and file TSA employees. Once you start doing the stupid shit people ask you to do, you are stupid too.

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    2. Re:I respectfully disagree by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      in general they too loath what they have to do as a part of their job

      1. They signed up for the job, knowing that was what they were going to be told to do.
      2. They could refuse to grope people, out of moral convictions about inappropriately touching total strangers. Of course, anyone with those sorts of convictions would never have signed up to be a TSA agent.

      Sorry, but I feel no sympathy for them. The TSA officers who stand around groping people are not contributing anything of value to society, and deserve more scorn than they receive. We are talking about people who signed up to grope children, harass elderly women, and generally undermine whatever dignity America citizens had left.

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    3. Re:I respectfully disagree by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      What was done to those Jews was atrocious. However, condemning the rank and file of the Reichsbahn railway employees does nothing, they were just trying to make ends meet like everybody else, and in general they too loathed what they had to do as a part of their job moving human cargo for the Third Riech.

    4. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However condamning the rank and file TSA employees does nothing; they're just trying to make ends meet like everybody else, and in general they too loath what they have to do as a part of their job.

      So that's the Nuremberg Defense. I've heard "I just work here" far too many times from employees actively trying to scam me on behalf of their employers.

    5. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the old Nuremberg Defense: "I was only doing my job!" At some point, your job becomes a human rights violation and you deserve to die for being too cowardly to resist the bureaucracy above you.

    6. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A soldier cannot use "I was just following orders" as a defence. Civilians shouldn't be allowed to either...especially government-employed civilians.

    7. Re:I respectfully disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO - TSA = Nazis - nuff said.

    8. Re:I respectfully disagree by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      People at the top that are responsible for all these nonsense

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_Orders

      TSA agents acquiescence to these demands is a clear indication of their complicity. If I were asked, or policy demanded, that I partially undress children or ask elderly women to remove their incontinence garments, I'd be on the phone to a lawyer before I'd handed in my resignation.

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    9. Re:I respectfully disagree by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      the stupid shit people ask you to do

      ... as opposed to the stupid shit that you find in granny's diaper...

    10. Re:I respectfully disagree by Magada · · Score: 1

      Please stop calling them officers. It's doing you no good and it perpetrates the mistaken impression that these people have anything to do with law enforcement. They do not.

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    11. Re:I respectfully disagree by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I disrespectfully agree. TSA pieces of shit are worst than do-nothings. I would rather pay for every able bodied one of them to recieve welfare for the rest of their lives than to give them a paycheck for this BS privacy violating job.

      Their machinesa re going to kill more people from cancer, and their ham handed policies are going to ruin more lives than all of the potential terrorists combined ever would have. They are an unmitigated drain on the ticket.

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  55. Could Be Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serves you right for molesting passengers. Should have stuck to flipping burgers. We tried to tell you that those back skatters weren't save but you chose to listen to your "govt" and Michael Chertoff. Ya know, the guy that makes a bundle lobbying for the scanners. Well, I guess it could be worse. You could live in Fukushima.

  56. Methodology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything will cluster if you run the math that way. Most clustering algorithms take the number of clusters to find as an input. It's also difficult to get any useful result if you have a small pool of samples to begin with.

  57. Cancer can kill all it wants . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . they'll just hire more.

  58. Dose based on drawings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the drawing annotations are correct, this is not a trivial dose at all. The paper assumes a 38.6 hour work week. The yearly dose for an agent standing in the areas indicated in the drawing would be 576 mREM/yr. (The 'hot' areas are above and to the side of the scan units.. right where a reasonable person might put an observation catwalk).

  59. Apply Some Reason by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 1
    First, given the time frames, it's unlikely that one of the pornoscanners could have caused a cancer cluster. What is likely is that one of the luggage scanners was malfunctioning, and killing anyone who spent more than a couple of hours around it, meaning the operators. It has happened before, and the solution to catching it is... having the operators wear dosimeters.

    The thing is, if they are this incompetent with known technology, why in the hell are we trusted them with unproven technology whose risks are known unknowns?

  60. Let them burn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let them burn for taking away our civil liberties. Karma pay back.

  61. They already had that idea by jeko · · Score: 1

    The TSA had already been lobbying for rad badges, and been turned down because the badges would make people tend to believe the scanners weren't safe. :-)

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  62. call me a skeptics by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    But a self-identified cancer cluster is never really convincing. There was a recent situation in San Diego where parents believe that a school build on contaminated ground are causing a cancer cluster among the children of the community. But repeated reveal by the state (yae, it's a conspiracy!) has shown that not to be the case. Yes, dosimetry monitoring and actual analysis of cancer cases among TSA employee are in order. But I am not jumping to conclusion too quickly. As far as I understand, cancer causing radiation doesn't act this way, this fast.

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  63. Fast cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Setting aside arguments against x-ray scanners for a moment, it's hard to believe that TSA workers developed cancer in such a relatively short time from exposure to relatively low intensity radiation. How long have the scanners been in operation? Three years tops (if even that long?) Seems to me that the scanners would have to be releasing huge amounts of radiation to have a chance of causing a problem so soon after their introduction.

  64. There is radiation outside the unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need to wonder, there definitely is radiation outside the scanner. The hundred or so scanner pictures released a while ago clearly show bystanders behind the person being scanned. It makes sense when you think about it, if I can see the inside of the scanner, then it can reach me with a direct ray.

  65. Model based science vs evidence based by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some decades ago, X-ray machines were common. So common that you could go into a department store and get an X-ray to see how well your new shoes fit. Doctors routinely used continuous X-ray scanners (fluoroscopes) with dosages much higher and for much longer durations.

    Once people started to suspect that X-rays could cause cancer, it was straightforward to find out. Not trivial, but straightforward. Follow a lot of people and look for a correlation between exposure and cancer. Lo and behold, there is an effect.

    Once the effects were measured we could compare risks. One of the results was that the risk due to undiagnosed dental problems is far greater than the risk of cancer from an X-ray, so dental X-rays are a good trade-off.

    Fast forward to modern times and we have scanners. There is no evidence to suggest that these devices are safe, or unsafe. The manufacturer has a *model* of what should happen with the dosages, and the consensus of opinion is that the devices are safe... except that the result is based on the model, not evidence. Pick different assumptions to get a different model and there may be a risk.

    Some assumptions about the new technology are: a) The manufacturer is correctly reporting dosage, b) The radiation is blocked by the skin (or in reverse, the effects will concentrate in the skin), c) Exposures below a certain threshold pose no risk (versus, any exposure causes proportional risk)

    To put this in perspective, it's instructional to look at the history of MRI machines. Despite the fact that there is no known mechanism for magnetic fields interacting with the body and causing problems (notwithstanding metal implants &c), the FDA cautiously required progressive testing of the machines before they were deployed for common use.

    I approve of this sort of thing. It's one thing to believe that magnetic fields have no effect, but it's important to test things out before you try them on, for example, pregnant women.

    In summary, there has been no testing of the TSA scanners whatsoever. Their entire claim to safety rests on their belief that they know how the radiation will affect living tissue, but they cannot back that up with evidence.

    They are not scientists, and they have side-stepped the normal medical safety certification process that we take for granted.

    Scientists make conclusions based on evidence, politicians make conclusions based on models.

    1. Re:Model based science vs evidence based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'politicians make conclusions based on *super* models. (usually paid for with bribes)'

      FTFY

    2. Re:Model based science vs evidence based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MRi machines use radioactive isotopes, that's why testing was needed. In fact, we are starting to run low on said isotopes and within the next 80-100 years we may run out of these needed isotopes for CT's, MRi's, CAT's and PET scans. The magneticy is not the issue.

    3. Re:Model based science vs evidence based by indymike · · Score: 1

      FTFY: Scientists make conclusions based on evidence, politicians make conclusions based on getting re-elected.

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  66. Mod Parent Insightful Pls. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Most right. This is no different than say airline pilots vs. passengers. Statistics show airline pilots have a higher incident of cancer which of course makes sense since they're getting the dosage every working day of their life vs. a passenger that has occasional dosage. So too, a screener is there every work day getting their dose of radiation standing around those things.

    On a related note. Does anyone know how successful passengers have been in trying to carry their own personal dosimeter through one of those machines? Are there certain versions more likely to be permitted?

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  67. Divine delight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the delicious irony of this. TSA goons get fried by their own contraptions. And AFTER insisting they are totally harmless and 100% safe.

    When a dozen or so kick the bucket and panic sets in, guess how they're gonna fill the ranks? Bring in convicts from jails and chain them to the things so they don't run away? Offer more gropes of sick old ladies and innocent toddlers as perks?

    Hooray for the land of the free and home of the brave. Almost makes you want to run to the nearest airport and give those poor goons a chance of one last grope before they croak!

  68. Predictable, Exposure to Uranius 286 by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    >> Cancer Cluster Possibly Found Among TSA Workers

    What a crying shame.

    It's probably cancer of the anal sphincter. It's what happens when you assemble a critical mass of assholes.

  69. They had it coming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TSA agents agreed to take part in a scheme to force travelers to subject themselves to lethal doses of radiation. Now it turns out the agents are infected by the machines they use on travelers. That's called Justice.
    Oh and they can't complain, they've gotten away with the gropings so far.

  70. Cluster's shadow by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    What about the scanned people itself? They belong to another cancer cluster (maybe more significant?) or they are too busy to investigate that?

    Anyway, this probably will end in protection for them, not for the passengers.

    1. Re:Cluster's shadow by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The operatives are exposed to any emissions for the entire time they're operating/supervising the scanners, which is a lot longer than any one passenger. That's why it's ok to give someone an x-ray in a hospital, etc, but the technicians stand behind a protective shield.

  71. Textbook corruption by jeko · · Score: 2

    but wouldn't you think that someone that was the former head of a government security agency might know a bit about the needs of that agency and be able to start a company that can provide for those needs?

    Yes, I know, it's common practice, but profiting from an industry that you have or had official power over is textbook corruption. Participating in a bidding process where you have special inside knowledge is corruption, and it doesn't get more special or inside than "I was head of the agency last week."

    Chertoff belongs in jail.

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  72. Cheer up people by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    Cancers are bad news, but we might be on the brink of a major free energy breakthrough as a consolation. We just need to find Ossama Bin Laden's corpse and attache it to a dynamo for free energy.

  73. Haha. by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Die a slow, painful death you wannabe SS child molesters.

  74. Too soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Radiation-induced cancer typically takes at least 10 years from time of exposure to surface. Most of these people have been "exposed" to whatever may or may not be leaking out of the back of the machines for less than a year. I think it's extremely unlikely that there would a cancer cluster so soon if the cause were radiation exposure.

  75. They have right to know by __aazsst3756 · · Score: 1

    Whether they are getting large amounts of radiation is up for debate, but whether they should be allowed to wear a radiation badge is not. As human beings they absolutely have the right to know what they are getting. The unknown promotes fear.

  76. Still wouldn't do you any good. by jeko · · Score: 1

    First of all, for someone making TSA wages, $160 is a significant investment.

    Second of all, what are you going to do if it shows you're just about ready to glow in the dark?

    Quit? If that was an option, you'd have done it long ago.

    Tell your boss? Tell him what, that the unauthorized, unapproved device that you just violated national security with has thrown a spurious reading?

    Tell your coworkers? "Honey, Bill says we have to get evicted this month because his armpatch turned green." I think you'd find your coworkers would rather call you a liar and a troublemaker than volunteer to become homeless.

    Alert the media? "The TSA responded to blog reports today that Bill the TSA Guy has been fired for mental health issues, theft and sexual harassment charges. Mr. Bill has been committed for a 72-hour hold on suicide watch... [cut to coworker video] Bill was always a liar and a troublemaker..."

    Youtube? "Defense contractor Quantum Dynamics, the maker of the badge in the "Bill the TSA Guy" video, reported today that the badge reading was in error and the result of user error, most likely the result of having been placed in a microwave oven...[cut to badge in microwave] See how the badge looks just like the one in Bill's video... [cut to coworker] Bill was always a liar and a troublemaker hanging around the microwave making popcorn when he should have been working..."

    I've seen people die of cancer, and I've always said I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

    Today I found out I meant it.

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  77. TSA and Scanner Cancers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We tried to warn you about molesting passengers and the Gay Molestation front. Now stop this crap immediately or you will eventually be forced to wear collars that go off with a behavior-mod type shock when eye dilation, blood pressure, or pulse rates are exceeded. The maximum collar response is limited to 50.000 V@90 amps.
          You call yourselves "security personnel"? 9-11, the intentional DH oil well blow out, ARM fraud, hedge fund fraud, derivative fraud, coin of the realm out the Wall Street back door to British protectorate off-shore accounts, chemtrail/HAARP circle weather attacks, false flag violent attacks against American interests, poisoned vaccines, Monsanto selling poison as 'GMO's, crooked voting machines, cops beating up petite dancing girls, congress mewling on the job and taking bribes as the order of the day, Israel branding some congressmen with a "property of the Rothschild whorehouse" burn on their right buttcheek, the president violating every aspect of the Constitution he can get access to, and all TSA obsesses on is my junk. No wonder the 'elite' are killing you with cancer. And to quote the last TSA person I talked to, (with regards to being fondled and otherwise molested by the TSA) "There is nothing they can do about it. There is nothing they can do about it." HA-HA-HA. Already did.
        Dogs and machines are cheaper and more effective and keep the rich people happier about raising tax rates.

  78. Best news I've had all day. by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    While they irradiate all of the sheep who just go along with whatever they are told, they are also killing themselves! Fantastic. Only disgusting point is that they somehow think they are more entitled to protection than their victims, the American public.

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  79. TSA Accomplishments by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Check out this site for a list of the TSA's accomplishments. It seems that their greatest accomplishment is spending billions and billions of dollars without any *real* accomplishments.

    This site has a much better approach to listing the accomplishments of the TSA.

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    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  80. TSA morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all of you morons at the TSA think that the PTB will care for you?? You are the Kleenex to be thrown after use! Either, you are the stupid cattle doing the job & then when your usefulness is gone,to the knacker!

  81. So much money involved by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I second that, there is so much money going in and so many on the Homeland Security welfare teat that cutting it back and replacing it with real law enforcement would cost a lot of jobs and cut the revenue stream for a lot of security snakeoil salesman. It would be political suicide for anyone that does it, so don't expect it from a first term President.
    The sheer stupidity of the situation with the machines is that no trustworthy third party examines the machines and declares them safe for use. It's a recipie for corruption or dangerous shortcuts, and the reason why not even a dentist could get away with the same thing with their x-ray machine.

  82. Dosimeters are cheap by dbIII · · Score: 2

    That's a bit of a worry. I used to have to wear a dosimeter just because I worked in the same building as an industrial x-ray machine. The operators had a wear a dosimeter even though the machine was behind two brick walls with a foot of sand filling the space between the walls. You don't just throw the monitoring gear away because you think the sheilding is good enough, you keep it to confirm it is good enough. There were real time sensors with alarms as well but the role of the dosimeter badges was to monitor low level exposure to the wearer over time.
    The older dosimeters were really just a bit of unexposed film and the density when it was developed at the end of the month would give you the level of exposure. That's simple and dirt cheap technology which does the job.

    1. Re:Dosimeters are cheap by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Yep. People in all sorts of fields are required to wear dosimeters, including working in a hospital, dentist's office, and so on. You can google for all sorts of information about TSA workers being denied the use of dosimeters, but I think the following pretty much says it all. It's directly from the TSA branch of the AFGE website (American Federation of Government Employees). If you get a private moment aside with a TSA security agent who works the floor, they tend to be fairly open about how concerned they are about the conditions in which they are forced to work and are not any happier about the concerns with these machines than you and I are.

      source: http://tsa.afge.org/workerscomp.cfm
      Radiation Exposure

      TSA Union Calls for Immediate Radiation Monitoring at Agency - 03/22/11

      In July 2010, AFGE Health and Safety Specialist Milly Rodríguez testified on behalf of AFGE before the House Subcommittee on Federal Workforce, Postal Service and the District of Columbia. While she testified on health and safety issues in the entire federal government, Rodríguez specifically discussed workplace exposure to ionizing radiation at TSA—which has been an issue since the agency's inception. TSA has held the position that there is no harmful exposure from radiation emissions from the X-ray machines used to view the contents of checked baggage as well as carry-on baggage. AFGE offered to conduct an independent study of radiation emissions, but TSA declined the offer. AFGE also offered to fund the purchase of dosimeters (which measure exposure to radiation) but TSA said TSOs are not allowed to wear dosimeters not issued by TSA, even though they refuse to provide them. TSA's position is that the agency has done the necessary testing and is not required by any applicable standards to issue dosimeters to its employees.

      A full copy of the testimony can be found here.

      We know TSOs continue to be concerned about radiation. The lack of information, the agency's refusal to provide dosimeters, and the unsafe work practices TSOs implemented by TSA, contribute to TSOs' fears about radiation and its health effects. This year, AFGE locals in Boston and San Juan raised concerns about cancer deaths and diagnosis of thyroid conditions that appeared to be higher than expected. Their actions lead to studies by the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH), and while the studies did not find excess cancers that could be attributed to radiation exposure, TSOs are still concerned about the effects of long-term exposures.

  83. Napolitano and lap dog Pistol ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the real cancers, the real and present danger to all human beings of Earth and must be eliminated by stratigic nuclear action.

    Even if 2 billion humans are killed in the action, the deaths of Napolitano and lap dog Pistol will be justified and necessary.

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  84. PEACE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ladies and gentlemen here we go again. For thousands of years people in various professions have been giving the same warning over and over again so here it is yet again. THE RICH DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU, never did, never will, NEVER! It doesn’t matter if you are a loyal employee.

    The ONLY WAY to world peace is to remove the wealth of all those rich enough to corner the market, withhold or “set the price” of resources, and manipulate laws and lawmakers into wars. Anyone with more than one million dollars thinks they’re safe. However, today one billion is what will make the difference. No matter how nice that billionaire may seem, behind the façade they are planning your future and for many, it will be your future demise.

  85. Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why has no one asked the obvious question: "Who Cares?"

    No, seriously. If the TSA employees are what the public believes - bottom feeding scum who don't shouldn't be allowed to breathe' then why debate the matter at all?

    After all, if there is a problem then two of the main concerns will result in A) Less TSA employees in the "short" term ((6 feet down) and B) Less potential TSA employees in the near to long future.

    Win-win really. Go on, all you TSA, grope like you've never felt up a 6yo and her 95 year old granny before... and enjoy yourselves while it lasts.

    In other news this doesn't answer the question as to who no one in the US retaliates on the spot against this ridiculous intrusion of human dignity

  86. Why not tell them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The obvious followup would seem to be to tell all the TSA folks that we see around the scanners that they are likely to get cancer. Push some statistics that are way over their head, and *poof*, not only have we hopefully saved some folks cancer, but we end up with a TSA who is deathly afraid of their own equipment.

  87. How do you stop an exploding bomb? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Lovely bit of logic, 9/11 was done with box-cutters and was a hijack. That can be stopped by determined passengers, maybe.

    But an exploding bomb? The two examples given WERE successful UP to the point the bomb failed to explode. But if the bombs had been properly made, the passengers would not have been alive enough to tacke the bomber after the explosion.

    The whole security thing is the problem you always have with security, as long as the security is effective, nothing seems to happen to show the need for the security.

    Think of it like this, that really big guy at the door of that peaceful bar, what the fuck is he there for? It is not as if anybody is trying anything. Nope, because the guard is there.

    Want to know what happens when security isn't present at airports? Go back in history and the decade of hijacks and bombings.

    It is like saying an electric fence is a waste because none of the cows are trying to break through it...

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  88. love that redacted document by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Is the document redacted to protect the scanner makers, or because we recently raised our allowable limits?

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  89. And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is why I've always opted for the pat down in the few times that I've flown and been forced through one of these things.

    Well, one of the reasons. The other being privacy.

    Honestly who cares if some dude with gloves on puts his hands on your pants. Takes a minute at most and you're through, with no extra dose of radiation, no naked image of yourself stored who knows where.

  90. We don't know the doses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These machines combine X Rays and software. ENough said

  91. We don't know what dose the TSA people got. by Apuleius · · Score: 1

    Fukushima is crawling with technicians with proper radiation monitoring gear: geiger counters and sampling kits.

    These machines had no monitoring whatsoever. Not only are the TSA people not issued dosimeters, they are discouraged from getting their own.

    And, to make it worse, we're talking about machines that combine X rays and software. Do you know how often a bug in these machines might cause an overdose? Nobody knows what dosage they got. That is what is so scary.

  92. Why not just give them their dosimeters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There might be a cancer cluster or there might not be. Even if there is a cluster, it could be caused by pollution from the Charles River or from any other mundane source.

    So, how do yo find out? Perform tests.

    Why not just give the employees the dosimeters they ask for? If the scanners are safe the test will prove it but, if the scanners are likely to be the cause, we'll know the truth. The only reason to refuse the request for testing would be because you don't want to know the truth.

    Therefore, the very refusal of the government to perform the requested tests is a tacit admission that the scanners are dangerous.

    X-ray machines in airports are dangerous and, through their own inaction, the government tells me so.

  93. The War on Stupidity Was Lost Long Ago by sehlat · · Score: 1

    "Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens," which means "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." (Talbot, in: The Maid of Orleans (German: Die Jungfrau von Orleans), a tragedy by Friedrich Schille

  94. Playing the devil's advocate: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that there are hundreds of thousands of TSA employees, one would expect there to be several hundred cancer cases and at least a few "clusters" regardless of whether the scanners are causing cancer or not. And this is even if you don't count secondary factors such as diet, exposure to cleaning chemicals, etc. I'm not saying don't investigate this - I'm just saying keep an open mind and don't go screaming "CANCER!" at the first opportunity.

  95. get your tinfoil hats out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I understand it the backscatter machines use THz radiation which is closer to microwaves than x-rays so any attempt to compare these machines to x-ray imaging machines is a non starter. Additionally, the x-ray scanners are regulated and OHSA regulations dictate the amount of radiation the workers can receive let alone the many other rules that dictate how much radiation the general public can receive. It is almost like the engineers that designed the machines and the companies that make them have actually thought of radiation safety and meet all radiation exposure guidelines that are very conservative. I find it amazing that people here think that they automatically know better then the thousands of people working to keep these units safe, and in the 100+ years we have been working with x-rays we thoroughly understand the radiological risks and how to mitigate them. By the way your tin foil hats act like collectors that focus the radiation near your brain stem.

  96. We lost big time on 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since our sound defeat at the hands of the terrorists on 9/11, the occupational forces (TSA, NSA, Department of Homeland Security...) have become more and more brutal with their regulation of the citizenry.

  97. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HA HA HA Gestapo cancers ROTFLMFAO

  98. A simple answer: by Apuleius · · Score: 1

    Nobody knows, because the TSA is not doing a fucking thing to investigate further.

  99. Bad Reporting - what a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Such a thorough report! Where is that sarcasm font when you need it? Maybe the headline should read "Cancer Proabably Not Found".

    First: A random cancer cluster somewhere in TSA is probably stastically likely. There are hundreds of airports around the country, staffed by thousands of TSA agents. The idea that one group of them (which is all we seem to have here) might have a higher than normal incidence of cancer is not surprising. There are also probably locations with LOWER than normal incidence of cancer. What we really need is something showing that TSA agents at backscatter checkpoints show an significantly increased risk of cancer over their counterparts who do not work with backscatter machines. One cluster at one airport does not show this.

    Second: Cancer caused by radiation generally takes years of very high dosages to develop. The backscatter machines have simply not been in place long enough to create such health problems. Moreover, no one has ever shown that non-ionizing radiation can cause cancer of any kind, over any exposure level.

    Third: The paper from Johns Hopkins doesn't say what OverTheGeicoE claims. This paper asserts that radiation levels from the backscatter machines is BELOW negligible levels. Generally, unless you are a believer in homeopathy, something below negligble levels is considered to be, well, the next best thing to nothing. The paper DOES state that there is a zone of leakage around at least some of the machines.

    The comments about what NIST does are probably accurate, but do not amount to a condemnation of backscatter technology. And don't take this as a defense of "the gov'ment." It is not. I generally feel that the backscatter machines are not making air travel safer, and the way the TSA has kept the specifications for the machines under wraps makes them hard to assess in publie. I don't like them, and I don't look forward to going through them. But I also have not yet seen any compelling evidence that they pose a public health hazard. I look forward to a day when they are removed from our airports, but replacing them with a rabid paranoia about "the gov'ment" is not going to be a good choice.

  100. TSA scanners at Logan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing the terrorists' work for them?

  101. @Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you conveniently forget that OBAMA had nothing to do with the TSA?

  102. death is the only release from the shame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I truly hope they all died long painful deaths.

  103. LOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone say KARMA?

  104. The devil is hiding in the detail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard they use tetra hertz frequencies to scan, which never used to 'exist' because it was hard to get a useful amount of power at that frequency.

    I heard that that frequency was high enough that the wavelength was so small it interacted with DNA, damaging it.

    As I am the only person I know who has read the World Health Organisation's book on damaging effects of electromagnetic radiation, I can tell you that:-

    1) there is no known way to test all the effects of electromagnetic radiation
    2) there is no way to do time accelerated tests of electromagnetic radiation
    3) tetra hertz frequencies fall outside of the frequencies covered / tested for by the WHO (at least from a commercial device point of view)

      No radio engineer would subject themselves to much of this.

    Questions:-
    1) is this evil science
    2) are you being sucker luckered by the TSA... I think so.