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  1. Almost Onion Material on Town Fights Cricket Plague With Led Zeppelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    TFA: "...best defenses against an annual invasion of Mormon crickets"

    Mormons and Zeppelin don't mix?

    Tuscarorans are preparing once again to get out their extension cords, array their stereos in a quarter-circle and tune them to rock station KHIX

    Sounds like another Burning Man festival.

  2. Re:Thank you, Spartacus on EFF Sues Apple Over BluWiki Legal Threats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did I mention they are IMAGINARY?

    It may be irrational to believe they are real, but he expresses what he feels is a transcendental truth.

  3. Re:Wow.... on Air Force One Flyby Causes Brief Panic In NYC · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take much to startle them.

    It's scary how true that is. I witnessed that in Austin when hurricane Rita hit the Texas coast. This is Austin, hundreds of miles from the coast, and people were mobbing the grocery store for supplies. There were people IN TEARS because they had run short of bottled water. In the end we did not even get any rain out of it.

    I deeply and truly don't want to believe people are that stupid and panicky, but wow. If something really dangerous ever happens, I'll be more worried about the resulting stampede than the root cause.

  4. Interesting Coindicence on New Flu Strain Appears In the US and Mexico · · Score: 1

    Interesting that this pops up shortly after the release of this book.

  5. Re:wrong on Gamefly Complains of Poor Treatment From USPS · · Score: 3, Funny

    The United States Post Office (U.S.P.O.) was created in Philadelphia under Benjamin Franklin on July 26, 1775...

    First post!

  6. Let's get started! on Cops To Start CrimeTube To Report Offenses · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they had this in the US, I would upload video of my ATT phone/wireless/internet bill.

  7. Replacing Arnies voice? on Digital Schwarzenegger Set For New 'Terminator' · · Score: 1

    They could cut and splice existing Terminator dialog like they did in South Park for Chef after Isaac Hayes went goofy with scientology. Or mabye have Seth MacFarlane do the voice ala Stewie. That would be cool.

  8. Re:Terrorists? Probably not. on A Cyber-Attack On an American City · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My money is on unionized workers...

    I think it was management, upset that so few people wore Hawaiian shirts on casual Friday.

  9. Learn Rails Headon! on Head First Rails · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apply directly to the forehead!

  10. Re:For me, it's music, not place. on Where's Your Coding Happy Place? · · Score: 1

    ...and a pocket full of Fripptonite.
    Either that or ear splitting banjo music.

  11. Re:Politics. on Why Republicans Won't Retake Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    I have politics blocked from my slashdot front page...

    Slashdot politics is like a carnival ride.
    You go round and round, end up in the same place, and often vomit.
    But the tickets are free and the headlines seductive!

  12. Re:Ironic on Why Republicans Won't Retake Silicon Valley · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...no one in the top 5% has ever worked a hard day in their life.

    For 2006, top 5% = $153K+. That's good money, but people probably still work pretty hard in that range.
    Top 1% = $388K+. Still not necessarily idle rich.

    If you get 1 million plus a year in interest, dividends, capital gains, and tax payer bailouts then yes you are probably free of any calluses or stress.

  13. Re:Fucking Stupid on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 1

    What would be the effects on health from this...

    Erections lasting longer than four hours, shortness of breath, loose stools... the usual.

  14. What's the Point? on Philosophies and Programming Languages · · Score: 5, Informative

    This read more like a 'If programming language X was a car then it would be a Y' type lists.
    Good for a brief chuckle, but not particularly enlightening.

  15. Re:Don't pick on Time Warner! on Time Warner Shelves Plans For Tiered Pricing · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...crap sandwich with a side of crap.

    TWC CEO: Well, there's crap egg sausage and crap, that's not got much crap in it.

  16. Re:Only if you make over $250,000 on The End of Tax-Free Internet Shopping? · · Score: 1

    ...all it would take to kill this is for Obama to publicly state that he will veto this bill.

    I'm not sure that would kill it outright. He should wait for it to be brought to the floor first so he can address the details and not speculation, but your central thesis that he should publicly take a stand is valid albeit missing from your original post.

    ...there is a damn good chance that Obama will sign this bill

    Hmmm... speculation. I've been hearing about all sorts of horrible things Obama might do: take away all guns, outlaw religion, destroy capitalism etc. I prefer to judge his actions or at the very least specific policy declarations.

  17. Lose account and convert... on Lose Your Amazon Account and Your Kindle Dies · · Score: 1

    ...kindle to kindling?

  18. Re:Only if you make over $250,000 on The End of Tax-Free Internet Shopping? · · Score: 1

    The President has veto power over that bill.

    True.
    So your complaint is not that Obama is leading this effort (which he is not) or that he has broken his pledge on taxes (which he has not), but that he has not already vetoed a bill that has not been passed and sent to his desk?

    Thanks for clearing that up.

  19. Re:Only if you make over $250,000 on The End of Tax-Free Internet Shopping? · · Score: 1

    President Obama does not control state sales tax.
    President Obama's plan does not introduce legislation to allow collecting state sales tax on internet purchases.

    So within the realm of what President Obama can control and what he has proposed, he has completely fulfilled his pledge.

  20. Re:lawmakers on Paper Companies' Windfall of Unintended Consequences · · Score: 1

    US visitors ... can no longer afford to take vacations anywhere, let alone Canada

    Yeah, with our craptastic health care system a moose bite can bankrupt you.

  21. Re:Yeah all those WW2 games are offensive too on Iraq Game Sparks Outrage, Soldiers Have Mixed Reactions · · Score: 1

    ...someone makes a game where you get to eat babies.

    Maybe something with a Battlestar Galactica theme. Since Cylon fetus tissue has such miraculous properties, that could become the main 'power up' as you go around fighting. You could call it 'Toaster Strudel'. "Scored me some strudel, fresh from the oven!"

  22. Re:lawmakers on Paper Companies' Windfall of Unintended Consequences · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to each his own

    From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

    Apparently the paper companies need 8 billion dollars and the government has the ability to pay it. :-P

  23. Re:Boring on Closing Time At Microsoft's Campus Pub · · Score: 1

    I must have hoisted one too many this fine Easter morning, I'm seeing double.

  24. Re:Live a passionate life on COBOL Turning 50, Still Important · · Score: 1

    ...living drone like lives without passion or joy.

    Wow. Absolute judgment on the lives of others based on the programming language they use?

  25. Read Between the Lines! on Slashdot Mentioned In Virginia Terrorism Report · · Score: 1

    Evil plans spread through /. sigs!
    How sneaky!