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  1. Round up the usual suspects on Galaxies Die By Slow "Strangulation" · · Score: 2

    "This is the first conclusive evidence that galaxies are being strangled to death," says Peng. "What's next though, is figuring out what's causing it. In essence, we know the cause of death, but we don't yet know who the murderer is, although there are a few suspects."

    It was Colonel Mustard with the rope in the Virgo Supercluster.

  2. Plan your vacation to 30 Ari now! on Massive Exoplanet Evolved In Extreme 4-Star System · · Score: 2

    Regardless of where you're staying, it's all four star accommodations.

  3. Re:Please tell me this is satire on Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP · · Score: 1

    Or a certain Bloom County comic.

  4. This may explain.... on Scientists Float Soap Bubbles As a More Effective Drug Delivery Method · · Score: 1

    ...why Lawrence Welk lived into his late 80s.

  5. The problem is that they are genetically modified, and the hippies refer to them as "GMO Mosquitos," and thus they are unnatural abominations. They think that the mosquitos will bite people and infect them with their GMO DNA, as if they were vampires that turn humans into giant GMO mosquitos.

    And another Saturday afternoon SyFy movie plot was born.

  6. Re:For the sake of discussion... on Eric Holder Severely Limits Civil Forfeiture · · Score: 5, Informative

    The driver would be arrested due to the drugs and possibly the weapons. They would be held as evidence. This hasn't changed.

    Here's what has: Up until now, the driver could just be driving around with the money... no drugs, no weapons, no probable cause or reasonable suspicion, and the cops could seize it based on the extremely flimsy suspicion that the driver was a drug dealer. This money would wind up in the coffers of that local police department, to be used at their discretion.

    The driver would theoretically have the chance to legally reclaim the money. However, the driver could easily wind up spending more money in legal costs than the original sum that was seized. And in some jurisdictions, the authority making the final decision in such a legal case is the same organization that seized the money in the first place.

    See the issues here?

  7. Re:oh the humanity on Is 'SimCity' Homelessness a Bug Or a Feature? · · Score: 1

    Nope, but there are lazy Nobles, who do nothing except making demands (between trivial and impossible), which you are obligued to obey or face sanctions.

    So people build "immigrant sorters". A gate which remains open when the immigrants arrive, then lines them up allowing only one immigrant at a time to pass, and allow Nazi concentration camp style selection with a toggle of a switch. Left - work. Right - gas chamber. That way they eliminate the nobles before they can become a problem.

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  8. Re:Free? on Obama Proposes 2 Years of Free Community College · · Score: 1

    I'll bet you anything he is only looking for work in the area where he was born and lived his entire life. Afraid to relocate. There is no other explanation for a degreed engineer being unable to find any work for half a decade.

    Based on the AC's suggestion to Silfen, I'm guessing that a lack of conflict resolution and social skills may be the major employment barrier here.

  9. Re:Who? on FBI Confirms Open Investigation Into Gamergate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being a victim requires actual harm. What actual harm does a threat from some chickenshit web troll really do you?

    In all fairness, they have been known to cancel the occasional movie.

  10. So once we start using this on everything, 1 out of every 5 times, it will lead us to bogus conclusions with false statistical confidence....

    Apparently the Trident Gum people have been using this for decades.

  11. Re:Great on UK Announces 'Google Tax' · · Score: 1

    And what happens when the fire department finds out you can't afford to pay them for putting out your house fire? Do they just let your house burn and put out the fire when it spreads to the houses of people that can pay?

    Exactamundo

  12. Re:Capitalism does not reward morality on Is a Moral Compass a Hindrance Or a Help For Startups? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Early on in the life-cycle of a company, getting a reputation as being too immoral can hinder your ability to attract employees, customers, and investors. You need to make the most of your benefit of the doubt when you're small and no one knows about the people running the place. Once you've become a significant or dominant part of the market you're competing in, the public's perception of your morality doesn't matter as much.

    In other words, your true nature as a heartless bastard shouldn't go public before your company does.

  13. Re:To be expected on Elite: Dangerous Dumps Offline Single-Player · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OMG...is slashdot going to turn into another forum for spoiled MMORPG players to whine about not getting exactly what they want?

    It's more like they're not getting the product that they donated money for.

    The larger problem is this: If a Kickstarter developer can renege on the promises they made to get people to donate to their project, and not suffer any negative repercussions from it, it's going to make it a lot harder for other developers to get people to donate - once somebody gets away with a bait & switch, everybody else comes under suspicion.

  14. Re:illogical captain on Why Atheists Need Captain Kirk · · Score: 1

    Well, I didn't interpret the article the same way you did. I thought the article was saying that you can be logical and still feel wonder.

    Case in point: What's the one-word quote Spock is most known for?

    "Fascinating."

  15. Re:The theorized nemesis star? on Brown Dwarf With Water Clouds Tentatively Detected Just 7 Light-Years From Earth · · Score: 1

    There's a mass and temperature difference between gas giants and brown dwarf stars. The cutoff is whether the object in question has any fusion going on at all. At about 13x Jupiter mass it's big enough to fuse deuterium, and at 65x it can fuse lithium. If it's massive enough to fuse hydrogen, you've crossed into Red Dwarf territory (oh smeg!).

    No form of sustained fusion has ever been detected within Jupiter, so it's not a brown dwarf, just a gas giant planet.

  16. They forgot the most important question: on Research Project Pays People To Download, Run Executables · · Score: 1

    What would you download for a Klondike Bar?

  17. Re:Energy-matter synthesis on Scientists Propose Collider That Could Turn Light Into Matter · · Score: 2

    Ah, but it can it also create the necessary flavoring to create something which tastes almost, but not entirely, unlike tea?

    Yes, but they're trying to refine the process such that it doesn't also create a sperm whale and pot of petunias as a byproduct.

  18. Re:Amen, brother Amen! on Game of Thrones Author George R R Martin Writes with WordStar on DOS · · Score: 2

    At least they're no longer printing it all out and sending it through the USPS. Progress is being made.

  19. Re:Make deals with the devil on Zenimax Accuses John Carmack of Stealing VR Tech · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not just about people, it's also about the before buyout/after buyout difference in the quality of the products produced by the 'wholly owned subsidiary'.

    People who enjoyed games by Westwood, Bioware, or Maxis before they were bought out by EA understand this.

  20. Re:Arcade games are still skill based on Do Free-To-Play Games Get a Fair Shake? · · Score: 1

    Actually, there were a few arcade titles following the 80's crash offered advantages if you chipped in more coinage. Cyberball 2072 would sometimes give you the option to buy improved team performance or enhanced players between quarters. And I seem to recall Xybots offering extra in-game currency for tokens. Thankfully the trend never caught on back then.

  21. Re:Who you gonna call ? on Harold Ramis Dies At 69 · · Score: 1

    HE-MAN!!!!

    Sincerely,

    The Ungrateful Yuppie Larva of the world.

  22. I thought there were two... on Red Team, Blue Team: the Only Woman On the Team · · Score: 1

    Are we not counting Tex, or Griff's sister?

  23. Re:I know what this is!!!! on Mystery Rock 'Appears' In Front of Mars Rover · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ich bin ein Martianer!

  24. Re:Two Flavors on Do Non-Technical Managers Add Value? · · Score: 1

    Correction: it's two.
    But his middle line is still
    One syllable short

  25. So let me get this straight... on DHS Turns To Unpaid Interns For Nation's Cyber Security · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You want to offer a bunch of impressionable young people, most of whom are accumulating large amounts of debt, the opportunity to learn as much as they can about the computer security infrastructure of the country. While they do this, we're not paying them a cent or giving them any guarantees regarding future employment, further increasing their financial insecurity in the present and the future, as well as exploiting whatever sense of loyalty they might feel for their country for the purpose of reducing government labor costs.

    What could possibly go wrong?