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Google's Ph.D. Advantage

Frisky070802 writes "The New York Times reports on Google's success and desire in hiring Ph.D.'s (free registration required). It says that Google's willingness to let every employee spend 20% of his or her time on an independent project is a compelling motivator and that they estimate that Google has as many Ph.D.'s working for it as Microsoft, which is 30 times larger. How many other companies put "Ph.D. a plus" in their want ads?"

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  1. Is a PHD so great? by harryjrsd · · Score: 5, Funny

    BS = (obvious)
    PHD = Piled Higher and Deeper

    1. Re:Is a PHD so great? by fgb · · Score: 2, Funny

      you forgot
      MS = more of the same

    2. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh.. I always thought it stood for Monopolising Scammers
      . Maybe I just got confused because they're also Moronic Shitheads.

    3. Re:Is a PHD so great? by razmaspaz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Let's not foget MS... More $H!T

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    4. Re:Is a PHD so great? by elhaf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used to think the same thing until I stared working on one. Investigate what it really means to get one, and what it takes, and you might think different(ly).

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    5. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Ralconte · · Score: 1

      So, to review, it's B.S. = you know M.S. = more of the same Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper M.D. = much deeper So were're only left to determine what D.D.S means ... and be creative, deep deep whatever is too obvious

    6. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question is: is it really relevant for most jobs? I doubt it.

    7. Re:Is a PHD so great? by cybercyph · · Score: 1

      damn deep--you know....?

    8. Re:Is a PHD so great? by asdcore · · Score: 1

      I have an Associate's degree. Does this mean I can be a janitor at Google and quit my programming job. Where do I sign up!

    9. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus guys, get it right.

      BS = Bull shit
      MS = More shit
      PhD = Piled high and deep

      Don't you non-Ph.D.s know how to operate the Google web site?

    10. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've worked at two universities, and I'm still happy with my undergrad.

      The Phd: an exercise in self-aggrandizing behavior with little application to the real world. In the event you actually research or do something worthwhile your expertise is basically a very tiny narrow slice of the pie in your discipline in which you possess astonishing depth, and you are likely no more knowledgeable about the rest of your field than a masters candidate.

      I've worked with a number of Phd candidates in computer science, chemical engineering, history, and life sciences, and then EXPECT (yes, I said expect) one of two things to happen when they graduate:

      1. A company offers them quite a bit of money to do the research that *they* love
      2. *poof* Tenure track faculty position

      in reality now, its usually

      1. Teach as an adjunct
      2. Try to convince private industry that you're okay taking that 60k a year position as a chemical engineer.. I'm not overqualified, HONEST!

      I think the most perverse observation I've made is that it seems like MBA's and doctoral business students have no trouble getting work around here. How depressing.

    11. Re:Is a PHD so great? by jabberjaw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Start here.

    12. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's a BA? Bull Anus?

    13. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think the most perverse observation I've made is that it seems like MBA's and doctoral business students have no trouble getting work around here. How depressing. "

      If you can make that observation, by the principle of mediocrity, it stands to reason that anyone else can make that observation. Given that, people who get advanced degrees in other fields get what they deserve.

    14. Re:Is a PHD so great? by slow+train · · Score: 1

      It is very different from an undergraduate degree: If you're simply going to work as a tradesman, a PhD is not for you.

    15. Re:Is a PHD so great? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A PhD is not necessarily so you learn about the subject. My dad did a PhD in Chemistry, and wrote a thesis on "The Hydration of Tri-Calcium Silicate" (Making cement, to you and me.)
      He now works as a computer programmer.
      This may seem a little weird, but if you think about it, a PhD [hopefully] shows that you're willing to apply yourself to something and do hard work. People with PhDs should be the most intelligent of the bunch, as they managed to get the thing.

      So Dad's PhD is a prestige degree - from Oxford, no less. It shows that he has skills beyond merely chemistry.

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    16. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A PhD isn't about learning facts. It's about learning HOW to do research. It doesn't matter that one's topic is the The Hydration of Tri-Calcium Silicate". The important thing is that when told to find out something new about "The Hydration of Tri-Calcium Silicate", you can do so. The same person can also be told to find out something new about search engine algorithms, and hopefully do a good job of it.

    17. Re:Is a PHD so great? by nodwick · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The Phd: an exercise in self-aggrandizing behavior with little application to the real world.
      That's such a sweeping generalization that it's awfully easy to take a few potshots at it. Since this is Slashdot, I assume that computers and the internet play a big role in your life. Well, the packet switching technology and ARPAnet that made it all possible owes a lot to a bunch of PhDs at UCLA led by Leonard Kleinrock. Like being able to chat with your friends on your cell phone? Ever heard of Andy Viterbi, who went off to found Qualcomm by hiring many of the top researchers (yes, lots of them were PhDs) and developing the CDMA technology now used in North America? And of course, there's Claude Shannon, the so-called "father of modern communications". Just a few of the more "practical" PhD guys you may have heard of.
      In the event you actually research or do something worthwhile your expertise is basically a very tiny narrow slice of the pie in your discipline in which you possess astonishing depth, and you are likely no more knowledgeable about the rest of your field than a masters candidate.
      Again, I'd have to disagree here. A bachelors is great for giving you a good grounding in the background material you'll need in your field. A masters degree is primarily about teaching you how to do independent thinking, which is going to be important once you start moving beyond the basics and into new innovation. At this point, you'll have started developing the skill set, but won't have the experience. A PhD is where you really get to know your field well (much better than a masters student, by the time you're done), and understand what's been done and what's left to do. It's also about learning to develop relationships with other top people in the field, both in industry and academia, and learning about more than just the technical aspects of your area.
      I've worked with a number of Phd candidates in computer science, chemical engineering, history, and life sciences, and then EXPECT (yes, I said expect) one of two things to happen when they graduate:

      1. A company offers them quite a bit of money to do the research that *they* love
      2. *poof* Tenure track faculty position

      What's wrong with aiming high? I'd hate to think anyone would start any endeavor expecting not to do well.
      in reality now, its usually

      1. Teach as an adjunct
      2. Try to convince private industry that you're okay taking that 60k a year position as a chemical engineer.. I'm not overqualified, HONEST!

      You're generalizing again. Just like in every other line of work, whether you get a "good" job or not when you enter the real world depends largely on the individual. I've certainly known people who ended up in exactly the situations you describe. On the other hand, there are also many others who are doing very well. Our lab's also got a graduate this year who's starting tenure-track at USC, and another who's tenure-track at Stanford. One of my officemates just turned down a 100K EE job (a 2-body problem), and another had several offers in the 90-100k range as well.

      If you're good at what you do, there'll be good jobs for you no matter what path in life you choose. If you're a lazy slackabout, then you're screwed no matter what. There's no "right" or "wrong" answer about whether a PhD is a good choice -- it's about whether it's a good choice for YOU. This is the real reason why people tell you to do something you love -- chances are, you'll be enthusiastic about it and do it well, and success will follow naturally.

    18. Re:Is a PHD so great? by elhaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heck no. I wouldn't recommend getting one unless you want to teach at university. Period.

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    19. Re:Is a PHD so great? by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      what D.D.S means
      D'oh! D'oh! Stop!
      Dratted Dadburn Suffering
      I'm sure others can build on this...

    20. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      The Phd: an exercise in self-aggrandizing behavior with little application to the real world.

      More like an exercise in persistence and determination (years of deprivations for unclear benefits).

      In the event you actually research or do something worthwhile your expertise is basically a very tiny narrow slice of the pie in your discipline in which you possess astonishing depth, and you are likely no more knowledgeable about the rest of your field than a masters candidate.

      Just like the PhDs who invented the Internet thirty years back in UCSD and UCLA, or the ones who started Sun.

      1. A company offers them quite a bit of money to do the research that *they* love
      2. *poof* Tenure track faculty position


      Wow. They expect good jobs! The _gall_.

      1. Teach as an adjunct.

      More likely get a postdoc.

      2. Try to convince private industry that you're okay taking that 60k a year position as a chemical engineer.. I'm not overqualified, HONEST!

      Yes, if you are applying to a burger flipping job a PhD is considered a drawback. So if your career vocation is flipping burgers, do not enroll in grad school.

    21. Re:Is a PHD so great? by LowellPorter · · Score: 1

      I thought that PHD = Post Hole Digger???

    22. Re:Is a PHD so great? by cperciva · · Score: 4, Funny

      So Dad's PhD is a prestige degree - from Oxford, no less.

      Liar. Oxford doesn't give out PhDs.

    23. Re:Is a PHD so great? by garaged · · Score: 1

      Only for science, I think, Im finishing a Ph.D, so I hope Im right :-), even though I like computer science more than Science on this days :-)

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    24. Re:Is a PHD so great? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      The only thing I find impressive about a PhD degree, (when bestowed by an accredited, competitive program) is that you are required to produce "unique" research in order to be awarded the degree. Its one thing to put out a technical paper rehashing some obscure crap. To research and produce something that hasn't been presented before I believe is quite a feat.

      But then again, perhaps its my naivete; not being familiar enough with PhD thesis material to discern the hack work.

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    25. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok here's a little more reality than most of the other descendants of this thread:

      1) when you get a bachelor's degree you think your know something;
      2) when you get a master's degree you realize you know nothing;
      3) when you get a doctoral degree you realize you know nothiing, however, nobody else really knows anything either so it's ok.

      It takes doing a PhD to grok the lack of fundamental knowledge posessed by our species.

      AC,
      (owner of PhD in elementary particle physics)

    26. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have a MS in EE. I was offered a scholarship to do a PhD. However during my MS thesis work I worked closely with PhD candidates and suffered perhaps a fraction of what they did. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy what I do, but I eat corporate shit for $$$ alone, so I declined. My observations are as follows:

      1) PhD is a lot of work for yourself, and 1000x more work doing your professors busy work (papers etc.)

      2) PhD slave labor wages are less than those of any given malaysian factory child if you count the total number of hours worked and divide that into your scholarship/stipend/grant/etc.

      3) If you are not a US citizen/permanent resident and are on a scholarship to get a PhD in the US, you are fucked. Bring the vasoline and bend over.

      4) If your goal is simply to get a degree to get more money, stop at your masters.

      5) If your PhD is not in a subject actively investigated by the corporate world be willing to accept an academic position after getting your degree, or find another subject. It's heartbreaking to see people get their degree and realize they are either stuck in academia or worse, take a job in industry doing work outside their expertise making the same they would have as a masters (i.e. degree worthless).

      6) If at all possible GET A COMPANY TO FUND YOUR PHD! This is harder now than it used to be, but it is THE way to go. I can't recommend it enough, if I personally thought there was money in a PhD this is what I'd do myself. If your professor administrates whatever finances your degree, and you are above broccoli intelligence, he WILL try to hold you as long as he can (5-7 years in most schools). If your company is paying the bill they are quite good at getting you in and out ASAP. Avg stay of corporate funded PhD students in my experience was 3 years. Do this!

      7) Stupid people can get PhD's far easier than smart people. Simply put, professors want stupid people out of their hair, if they can't wash em out, they graduate em. Just like elementary school.

    27. Re:Is a PHD so great? by cperciva · · Score: 5, Informative

      Liar. Oxford doesn't give out PhDs.

      Since the moderators obviously didn't understand the joke: A doctorate from Oxford is a D.Phil (short for "Doctor of Philosophy"), in contrast to most other universities, which use the term PhD (Philosophiae Doctor, which is exactly the same thing in Latin).

    28. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Lonath · · Score: 1

      PHD pilled high and deep

      They're taking a lot of prescription drugs?

    29. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of those people did those things *because* of their phd's though. Just because someone who has a phd does soemthing good, doesn't justify a phd. Those people would have been just as capable of accomplishing what they did had they not spent all that time on papers too try to impress people.

    30. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      This may seem a little weird, but if you think about it, a PhD [hopefully] shows that you're willing to apply yourself to something and do hard work.

      So does getting a job, doing well at it, and obtaining a really good reference. Anyone capable of getting a PHD would also be capable of doing this, but over the period of the several years they would end up hundreds thousands of dollars/pounds better off.
    31. Re:Is a PHD so great? by TrentTheWiseA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deeper and deeper still??

    32. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Prendeghast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you believe that the sole reason for getting a degree is to gain knowledge, then no. If you believe that a university education is about learning to learn, then yes.

      A BS (BSc, BA in the UK) demonstrates (in theory) an ability to follow a prescribed course of study at the pace set by the lecturers but with the self-discipline required to go to the library rather than goof off. You should make a good worker bee who doesn't need to be continuously supervised.

      A MS (MSc, MPhys, MChem ...) demonstrates an ability to function independantly within broad parameters to achieve a general objective set by your supervisor. You should be capable of working at a remote site without seeing your direct boss for six months (and you should be capable of picking up the phone when you need help - rather than just sitting and stewing until someone demands to know what you have been doing for months).

      A PhD demonstrates that you can determine your own goals, demand information and contributions from a wide range of individuals (even people who are senior to you in an organisation), set your own schedule, work towards a project goal that is years in the future and say with a tough project longer than some people stay at one company in Si Valley (at least during the "new job every six months" boom :) Furthermore, you have demonstrated that you don't need someone to have done it before - you have proved you can create something original!

      Of course, these are all grotesque generalisations, and I know several PhDs I wouldn't trust to drink a glass of water without close supervision and paramedics standing by. Equally, there are other paths that demonstrate the same skill set. Furthermore, it can be hard to maintain one's non-conformist, independant spirit when one is producing a PhD thesis that must, by definition, conform to your examiner's views.

    33. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo! Absolutely true. Sadly I ended up making all the above mistakes and now frequently attempt to explain these realities to the wide eyed young 'uns. Of course they don't listen, but I pray to glub that they at least are a bit more circumspect about picking advisers.

    34. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Beetle+B. · · Score: 5, Interesting
      1) PhD is a lot of work for yourself, and 1000x more work doing your professors busy work (papers etc.)

      Depends on the field. I'm currently working on one in EE. Whatever work I do for my advisor is fair game for my thesis. Almost everyone I know here has a similar agreement with their advisors. There are a few whose thesis work is not related to their assistantship, and they're the exceptions one has to look hard to find.

      The arrangement is beautiful - I get paid to do my PhD.

      In fields that are closer to science, one usually becomes a teaching assistant, and thus life is nastier - their paid work is independent of their thesis work.

      Besides, I don't see the complaint. The point of getting an assistantship is to support your PhD financially. If you're willing to pay for it yourself, then you're free to spend all the time on your thesis.

      2) PhD slave labor wages are less than those of any given malaysian factory child if you count the total number of hours worked and divide that into your scholarship/stipend/grant/etc.

      I've known factory workers in third world countries (not Malaysia, though), and frankly, your statement is offensive. With my lowly stipend, I get far more benefits and opportunities, not to mention food, than they do.

      And the math is deceptive, anyway. At least in my university, if an advisor wishes to fund a graduate student, not only does he have to pay his wages, but his tuition fee. Given that I'm an out-of-state student, that amounts to about $35,000 to $40,000 a year. Considering I officially work only 20 hours a week - he's spending quite a bit of money.

      3) If you are not a US citizen/permanent resident and are on a scholarship to get a PhD in the US, you are fucked. Bring the vasoline and bend over.

      The majority of engineering students are non-permanent residents. While the situation is worse for them, only a few get treated as you mention.

      4) If your goal is simply to get a degree to get more money, stop at your masters.

      Agreed.

      5) If your PhD is not in a subject actively investigated by the corporate world be willing to accept an academic position after getting your degree, or find another subject. It's heartbreaking to see people get their degree and realize they are either stuck in academia or worse, take a job in industry doing work outside their expertise making the same they would have as a masters (i.e. degree worthless).

      Well, I guess PhD's need to think more about their motives. I'm in it for academics, and I'll be glad to be one of those "stuck".

      (However, if you're in engineering, the point is still mildly valid as most of your research funds will come from industry).

      6) If at all possible GET A COMPANY TO FUND YOUR PHD! This is harder now than it used to be, but it is THE way to go.

      No thanks. It is a good idea if you know you want to work for them later on, but I don't want to be bound to a contract when I have alternative methods. I'm also not in a hurry to finish early. Grad student life is a nice one if you're paid enough not to starve. I certainly don't work as hard as industry folks, and have plenty of free time.

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    35. Re:Is a PHD so great? by compling · · Score: 1
      A PhD is not necessarily about getting extended knowledge in a field; that's a side-effect. The real point of it is to learn how to do research. How to examine a field, search for ideas, develop them, apply them using the correct methodology, and do all of this in a coherent way which contributes knowledge, and most importantly, all of this on your own.

      That's all it is, a qualification that says you know how to do research, which is not something you learn in undergrad. Just because you were expecting Einstein at every corner does not make it self-aggrandizing.

    36. Re:Is a PHD so great? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget MS - More of the Same.

    37. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Verde · · Score: 1

      Like your dad, I've also got a chemistry doctorate, and calcium was also involved in my thesis work. Also, I've been a computer programmer for the past twenty odd years. I don't think the degree has done me a bit of good as far as getting jobs goes (probably hurt more than helped). Nevertheless, it was a great time, any maybe my research will prove of some value for mankind.

    38. Re:Is a PHD so great? by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regardless of what degree (if any) you earn, your ability to perform in the real world can't be demonstrated until you've worked in it.

    39. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Prendeghast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What makes the "real world" different from the (presumably "fake world") one works in to get a PhD?

      The overall goal of the umbrella organisation may be different but you have to work with all the same types of people - some driven, some lazy, some helpful, some obstructionist - with all the same types of restrictions - do it now, for no money, without bothering your boss with the details.

      Of course, my PhD is in a physical science, and I did the research at an international laboratory, which gives context to my former (and, as I admitted, very generalised) post. My former flatmate whose PhD was in medieval history certainly didn't live in any kind of world that I could recognise as "real":)

    40. Re:Is a PHD so great? by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      What a silly question. Better for what?

      Is ice cream so great?
      In root beer, sure.
      In tuna cassarole, not so great.
      In your car's transmission.....

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    41. Re:Is a PHD so great? by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My comment was in the context of CS (which is google's main area of interest), so it might not apply as well to a research scientist.

      I think in the CS world there are a number of differences one of which is the idea of maintance or extendability. You may write a thesis or a create a project, but once you graduate neither you nor anyone else has to deal with it again.

      Although there may be people that have to approve of your work, you don't really have customers in the traditional sense.

    42. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've found that there are two types of CS:

      Type 1 is the type you're thinking of. None of them generally need anything beyond a BS, and their coursework was mainly focused in 'software engineering' disciplines.

      Type 2 is the type that develops new algorithms and does research. They need the postgrad work, and their coursework focuses on algorithms, math, and suchlike.

      I really think that we need to split these degrees apart; the first should become 'software engineering' or something similar, to help convey the difference between the application-oriented (engineering) and the theory-oriented (science).

      (disclaimer: I am a EE who does algorithms; I work with type 2 when I'm doing algorithm design and type 1 when we need implementation, and appreciate both)

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    43. Re:Is a PHD so great? by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dr. Phil went to Oxford? I wanna be Miss America!

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    44. Re:Is a PHD so great? by HFh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least in my university, if an advisor wishes to fund a graduate student, not only does he have to pay his wages, but his tuition fee. Given that I'm an out-of-state student, that amounts to about $35,000 to $40,000 a year. Considering I officially work only 20 hours a week - he's spending quite a bit of money. You haven't even counted it all: He's also paying any benefits, overhead, computer charges and who knows what else, depending upon the university (not to mention your machines and other equipment). Students are the most expensive thing a faculty member has to pay for, at least in areas like CS, and in all honesty provide the least tangible return on the investment (sort of like raising children). There is also a myth that students do all the "real" work. The truth is the faculty do all the hard work--including most of the real thinking--though it's the sort of thing that one doesn't appreciate until one has graduated and then has to supervise graduate students. Wait until the first time you hear one of your students talk about "his" idea and how he came up with it, and you have decide whether to smack him with a stick because it was your idea or whether to just let it go and invoke the one-day-you'll-have-a-student-just-like-you curse. Peace.

    45. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deeper and deeper still??

      Not what I wanat to hear from my dentist...

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    46. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Obfiscator · · Score: 1
      If your professor administrates whatever finances your degree, and you are above broccoli intelligence, he WILL try to hold you as long as he can (5-7 years in most schools).

      Bullshit. That's what's known as a "bad" advisor, and it's easy enough to figure that out before you start working for him (ask his graduate students about stuff like that, and other people in the department).

      Can't say I agree with a few other points you raised (as they don't agree with my experience), but this is the only one that really bothered me. There are good advisors and there are bad advisors, and one can normally make a good choice if they think a little about it.

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    47. Re:Is a PHD so great? by elhaf · · Score: 1
      7) Stupid people can get PhD's far easier than smart people. Simply put, professors want stupid people out of their hair, if they can't wash em out, they graduate em. Just like elementary school.
      I'm hoping it works the same way for lazy people ;0)
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    48. Re:Is a PHD so great? by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Yes, that is a point
      University life is one of those "Life Experiences" that can provide important life skills (research, persevearance, tolerance to boredom) and one helluva good time, if you work it right.
      You should hear about some of the cuh-razy things that happened in Keble College, things like the abduction of Victor the Vampire, people whose furniture got moved downstairs, etc.

      Course, it's not for everyone, but those two can provide a good argument for doing a PhD/D.Phil.

      (My Dad is Phil, and with the D.Phil he's Dr Phil, btw.)

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    49. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem that I see is that many degrees today are both. I am doing a "software engineering" degree in the UK but i've had to take modules on maths, computer architecture, low level comms as well as object orientation and java. Maybe it should be called "software engineering and computer science".

    50. Re:Is a PHD so great? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but I imagine that even for Type 2's there are some significant differences between the academic and commercial worlds.

      As for type 1, I've seen many people with advanced degrees perform implementations as well as research. Many BSCS require 2 years of calculus, 1 year of physics and 1 year of chemistry. I'm sure PHD's take even more advanced classes, but it's not as if the BS degree is mathless.

    51. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A masters degree is primarily about teaching you how to do independent thinking, which is going to be important once you start moving beyond the basics and into new innovation.

      sorry, but that ability is usually something you are born with, or installed in you by your parents.

      Thinking WAY out of the box through most of your childhood will get you farther ahead in the "independent thinking" arena than any school or professor could ever teach you.

      I know, I see non college grad tech people here come up with innovative solutions far more than the Edu-ma-cated engineers with masters and phd's.

      I'll take the clever high school grad over the late 20 something snob demanding a salary so he can buy his new BMW asap any day.

      the kid will be more innovative, more productive and much more appreciative of you giving him/her more responsibilities.

    52. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand the BS isn't mathless, but there's a difference between the standard 2 years of calc, and serious number theory, complexity research, and all the other things that go into serious CS. Similarly, any EE is going to get a semester of semiconductor physics or a semester of controls theory, but there's a huge difference between that and the ones who spend 4 or 5 years studying *just* device fabrication or *just* optimal control methods.

      Of course the distinctions are less hard and fast than I made them out, but in general, as you move from non-degreed and BS to MS and PhD you'll see more and more 2s and less and less 1s.

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    53. Re:Is a PHD so great? by andalay · · Score: 1

      I think PHDs show that you have the capability to think analytically, abstractly and progressively about a topic that you are very familiar with. This in no way implies that you (or me for that matter) cannot do it. Hell, I'm sure a lot of non-PHD's come up with pretty damn good ideas too.

    54. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Relifram · · Score: 1

      Or... Join the military (at least the US Air Force) and learn all that stuff for (relatively) free. Okay so you have to give up all your weekends, and stay in for 20 years, and you get nothing but experience to show for it, but you know! Of course this also is a generalization. There are CMSgt (E-9) and Colonels (O-6) that I rather not be caught dead in the same organization with, but in general, once you reach that level you have the equivalent of a PhD. (in the O-6 case, you probably actually do have one)

    55. Re:Is a PHD so great? by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly, in our day and age, that's so true. it used to be that an AS or BS ment you know something, a MS meant you knew something well, and a PhD meant you knew something so well that you contribute to the wealth of knowledge in an intellegent way.

      Although all of that is thrown out of the window in our day and age. Thanks to the internet and libraries, colleges and universities, you can, with a little smarts, build just about anything you could ever want and then some and add to research intellegently. The only problem, then, is prooving you know something. Which is why most people go out for a degree in this day and age. If you're actually going to college to learn something, you won't get more than a drop in the pond from most if you pass with an A. Only the really good colleges like MIT can teach you something useful, but those are off limits to most people unless they get A's and demonstrate their ability to care about being controlled by a boss (although many can fake such care by really being into a subject).

    56. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Prendeghast · · Score: 1

      At some institutions, such as Santa Clara University, CA, they have done exactly that. There are distinct degrees for Computer Engineering, part of the Engineering Dept., and Computer Science, part of the Mathematics dept. There is some overlap of classes, but the Comp. Sci. degree is much more mathematical.

    57. Re:Is a PHD so great? by jay2003 · · Score: 1

      Speaking from experience in working a startup that was PhD heavy, PhD employees can have a lot of draw backs. Spening all those years in school, they tend to learn to be self-promoters and self-aggrandizing. Not all of them are like this. Some of the best people I've ever worked with had PhDs but so did some of the worst.

      It's too early tell how it will work out for Google. It's easy to manage even problem people at the stage Google is at. Everybody there is looking forward to the big IPO and will be well behaved. A year from now the employees will be over the initial shock of being instant millionaires and some them will start to get gready and power hungry. All those PhDs who spent years in academia finely honing their self-promotion skills will set to work on promoting themselves and trying to roll over everything else that is in their way whether or not it's in Google's best interest.

    58. Re:Is a PHD so great? by stock · · Score: 1
      Whats a Ph.D. ?

      Literally : Philosophic Doctorate

      These people have taken the effort to contribute their own indepedant efforts to science. Basicly these people are thinkers who think for their own, and treat newspapers and weekly popular science magazines as poison for their mighty brains. A few good examples are of course Albert Einstein, the man who wrote a single paper stating that e=mc2 and proving newtons laws of gravity stop working when leaving planet earth. Another one is Steven Hawking who proved there are black holes in the universe. Both men never set foot in space as astronouts, still they write papers and draw groundbraking conclusions.

      As for google. Yes google is the best clustered search engine around. How can that be? It took 2 Stanford University graduate students who still had the right brains to think independantly and come up with something briljant like google. So google hires people who have proven to be able to think independantly, i.e. should have a Philosophic Doctorate (Ph.D.)?? Well thats certainly no news for me.

      So how could it happen that a Ph.D. got a not so positive reputation? Well first off , the University Deans started handing out Ph.D. title's to people who unfortunately never used their brains in a Ph.D. worthy manner. These title's are also called Honorable Doctorate, and typically go to Enterprise business men, who rather contributed financially to science instead of using their brains. Next it became a habit that getting a Business School degree and/or MBA title became more or less a matter of paying the enormous scholarly fee, instead of publishing papers into international reviewed magazines. Lately it seems that big corporations are abusing University's reputation, by arranging its professors to publish scientific reports which only praise the corporations new products and ideas. Well its goes on and on, and suddenly Ph.D. worthy jobs are about to be outsourced to China and India. Or is that a silly joke?

      Robert

    59. Re:Is a PHD so great? by iceburn · · Score: 1

      Bull Shit
      More Shit
      and
      Piled Hip Deep

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    60. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't Do Studies (just like you Don't Do Drugs)

    61. Re:Is a PHD so great? by sparkz · · Score: 1
      I did a BSc (in the UK) - got a 2(i) FWIW.

      A large part of the course was focused on creating programmers, which isn't a field I was too interested in (still not, really).
      I see programming as a means to an end - the "end" is creating workable computing environments. The software is, effectively, trivia. Understanding the architecture is key.

      OTOH, when we were given a network programming assignment, the attitude to "A-level taught us Pascal, for fsck's sake!" was "Surely you know C?" - but nobody taught it - Modula2, Ada, etc. No C at all.

      I'm not at all surprised to see all the C buffer overflows if my cohort are now writing software in C.

      I agree with you that there's not one type of CS, but I think there's far more than two. Far too many to accurately list, in fact, so I won't bother.

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    62. Re:Is a PHD so great? by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

      When you speak of all of the extra classes that you take, they are really more geared to knowing what you will be working with. Programmers will not be able to write any sort of significant programs without at least a little calculus or linear algebra. Also, new technology will always make your job easier, so you have to learn how to learn these new programming paradigms.

      Your argument seems to me that it could be applied to any engineering field. "I'm doing 'electrical engineering', but I have had to take classes on circuits, physics, math, materials... It should be more of an 'Electrical Engineering and Nuclear Physics' degree". Basics in these fields won't make you a scientist, which is why B.S. CS students probably should be called a software engineer instead of a computer scientist.

    63. Re:Is a PHD so great? by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      My PhD years were the best years of my life. It was not as work-intensive as you are implying. You get to interact with smart people, you get to work very independently, there is a lot of diversity in your work, you get to travel if your papers get accepted at a conference, and your hours are extremely flexible. And I partied a lot too! :)

      Precisely because I had a company who was funding it, I had to defend my PhD before money ran out, and that was a pity.

      But in your case, you were absolutely right not to pursue a PhD, because your objectives (getting out of university as quickly as possible and making money, not that there's anything wrong with that!) just do not match what a PhD has to offer.

      As for stupid people getting their PhD's faster, that is simply not true. Remember there is a whole committee that needs to be satisfied with the work, so the supervisor can't just pull a fast one by them.

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    64. Re:Is a PHD so great? by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 1

      Which is different again to a Doctor of Science (DSc) which is earnt by compiling 30 or so more papers that you have written for prestigious peer reviewed journals and showing the common thread and how you have made a significant contribution to science. It's a small thesis consisting mostly of reprints and some glue text. They're not really common (eg at the local university with some 800 academic staff about 20 have DSCs). My dad got his a while ago saying it was because they get to wear a funny floppy black felt hat and an orange, yellow and black robe that looks kinda freaky.

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    65. Re:Is a PHD so great? by teg · · Score: 1

      DSc was much more common earlier.

      Back then, a doctor title was a crowning achievement of a scientific career. Now it's just more education before you start one.

    66. Re:Is a PHD so great? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      hmm

      1992 : your a gun ace with great ideas at age 18.
      1996 : begin MAsters
      1997 : begin PHD
      2002 : completed PHD, doh .com bubble is gone, and you missed out on the millions, what a waste!!!
      2004 : your still working for 40k/yr.

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    67. Re:Is a PHD so great? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      If you are that intelligent, then fuck the PhD and study the market/business world to findout how to be filthy rich exploting 20yr oldprogrammers to develop the next big thing for you for peanuts.

      Why waste 4yrs doing something and earning zero income and incuring massive debts to find out that its pretty much uesless or a big corporate will actually make the millions and not you.

      Bill gates prooved you dont need one, proving that you work hard is trivial, proving that you are damn smart and have cunning ability is another.

      That said, doing hardcode phds on physics string theory and out of the world stuff is ok

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    68. Re:Is a PHD so great? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      It's not as hard as it sounds, especially with a decent supervisor. The hard bit about science is not solving problem, it's knowing which one to solve. Every field is literally littered with unsolved questions and problems. Which ones are sufficiently hard to be interesting yet easy enough to be cracked in 3 years of work or less? It is the supervisor's work to come up with these, not the student's.

    69. Re:Is a PHD so great? by kertong · · Score: 1

      Yes, good point, but the PHD would know the difference between your and you're. ;)

    70. Re:Is a PHD so great? by jadewang · · Score: 0

      6) If at all possible GET A COMPANY TO FUND YOUR PHD! This is harder now than it used to be, but it is THE way to go. That's what fellowships are for. Any program worth its salt will fund your way through a PhD. (That means tuition AND stipend.) Yes, getting a little bit of money while investing heavily in your brain -- No wonder all the grad students wear bike helmets.

  2. Keeping your employees happy... by SoTuA · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...goes a long way towards keeping your company productive.

    Besides, I'm guessing that a lot of those PHD's independent projects have something to do or might eventually be integrated into google (PHDs researching information retrieval, web page ranking algorithms, you name it).

    1. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I like to see how google has adapted bits of the opensource development model to fit their needs. Just let people do it because they want to do it, don't force them. See, even the deleopment model is is free (as in freedom). =P

    2. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by bjackson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I believe Gmail came directly out of somone's "free time" - I'll try to find the article...

    3. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by quadra23 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...goes a long way towards keeping your company productive. I agree totally. Having an army of PHD's doesn't guarantee anything unless they enjoy what they are doing and able to use all their skills effectively. It also helps if they able to branch off into things that they enjoy as hobbies for a time as well. The more flexibility an employee has in doing their job (within reason) the more successful they will be in completing the job. Just watch all the other companies following Google after this becomes a big success.

    4. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother, no one cares.

      It doesn't take a PhD to think, "Yahoo and Microsoft have e-mail, so should we. Plus we have all these computers here already..."

    5. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Tingler · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe Gmail came directly out of somone's "free time" - I'll try to find the article...

      Why don't you Google it? :)

    6. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like to see how google has adapted bits of the opensource development model to fit their needs. Just let people do it because they want to do it, don't force them. See, even the deleopment model is is free (as in freedom). =P

      If this isn't karma whoring, I don't know what is. They aren't using the "opensource development model", they are giving their employees what they want. You're pandering to the slashdot crowd and spinning it the right way to get your comment up to +5.

      I swear, these "Dude, that cool thing is totally like open source! Isn't open source great?" comments are really getting old, and they're generally just a bunch of bullshit made up to please the mods.

    7. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Earlybird · · Score: 1
      • I believe Gmail came directly out of somone's "free time" - I'll try to find the article...
      You're probably thinking of Orkut.
    8. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that reasoning, wouldn't Google be better off letting all their PhDs work 100% of their time on hobbies ?

    9. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by gfody · · Score: 1

      it doesn't take a phd to think that, as you've proven in your post. but, to figure out how to give everybody a gig of space, for FREE.. you better know your shit when it comes to modern information retrieval and storage, eliminating redundant data and managing indexes a million times the size of your pr0n folder. if you think they are offering everybody a gig of storage because they have that kind of storage to spare, think again.

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    10. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      ...goes a long way towards keeping your company productive.

      Besides, I'm guessing that a lot of those PHD's independent projects have something to do or might eventually be integrated into google (PHDs researching information retrieval, web page ranking algorithms, you name it).

      Maybe, maybe not. This was also, famously, the strategy of Enron.

      1) Get Top People.
      2) Give them a lot of latitude.
      3) Profit!!

      Only, what actually happened was, well, not "Profit!!"

    11. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Dejohn · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the intellectual property is shared between the PhD employee's "individual project" and Google. I would bet that those employees projects are at least partially owned by Google if they are compensating for the time. If so, this may be a reason that PhD employees don't want to reveal all of their great ideas to their employer.

    12. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by ashot · · Score: 1

      they both came from someone's free time, so did Google news.
      At least this is what a google representative told us on campus.

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    13. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by HFh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      By that reasoning, wouldn't Google be better off letting all their PhDs work 100% of their time on hobbies ?

      Actually, they sort of are. For most PhDs, especially in things like CS, work is one of their hobbies. One of the reasons to do that PhD thing.

      Peace.

    14. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by lemox · · Score: 1

      Funny, it appears that the "You're karma whoring!!!" posts are the more sure fire way of pleasing the mods.

      That, and "I know I'm gonna get mod'ed down, but..." posts...

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    15. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen fucker. Shut up. You're supid freedom as in fries or etc argument isn't worth shit. Phd's work to get the best out of tools, be it free or propreitary. You were modded down so i saw only the guy who properly said you were karma whoring.

    16. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that a lot of those PHD's independent projects have something to do or might eventually be integrated into google

      My bets are that anything that can be related to google, will be...

      I work as a Systems Engineer at a wire harness supplier for... one of the big three. I'm just a co-op right now, but they even made me sign a contract saying that any research or patents I may do regarding anything that relates to wire harnesses or the like will be property of [Insert Company Here].

      If Google does the same thing, the little extra time they give their employees will definately be beneficial for them.

      (No down speak of Google was intended in this post... I agree with the contract I signed, and I did get to sign off a few ideas I had prior to working with said company).

    17. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by frostman · · Score: 1

      I used to work for Genentech, and they did something similar for their researchers.

      Only for the lab researchers IIRC and in any case not for people as low on the org chart as I was... but still, they let those people use a significant portion of their time, and the company's resources (equipment, lab assistants, etc) pursuing whatever they thought was interesting.

      Of course the company owned the results. At least one of their major products came from this direction.

      They also had a nice sabbatical program. In short, they went pretty far to keep their "high-value" employees happy, and it paid off for them big-time.

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    18. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be, but he's an AC, so doesn't gain any karma. Hence, no "whoring."

    19. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or posts like "He is accusing someone of accusing someone of karma whoring!!!"

    20. Re:Keeping your employees happy... by ZenMonkey · · Score: 1

      All this discussion about PhD's has neglected what is probably the most important factor: Google gets to choose which PhD's they hire. All the narrowly-skilled clock-punching tenure types may very well be screened by a dynamic peer interview process.

  3. Link and Thoughts by Mz6 · · Score: 1, Informative
    Non-blood-drawing-registration-required Link

    OK... I know the Tech industry is on it's way back up (i'm hoping), however, when I was job hunting most of the companies I was looking at didn't want anyone with a Ph.D because they couldn't afford to pay those people with them. I'm guessing Google can afford to pay them now.. or atleast will be able to soon enough :)

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    1. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Google has always hired PhD's. It was founded by Page and Brin when they were a couple of PhD students.

    2. Re:Link and Thoughts by kwoff · · Score: 5, Informative

      That link required me to register. I noticed that if I typed the original URL into the browser, I was also required to register, but when I did a search on Google http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&edition=us&ie=as cii&q=google&btnG=Search+News the story for the NY Times was a regular link. So apparently they're using the HTTP-Referer now instead of partner=GOOGLE.

    3. Re:Link and Thoughts by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bingo. Those were my thoughts when reading about that too. Most people nowadays don't just avoid PhDs or a CS education, they just want anyone competent.

      They actually think they're cleverly saving costs by hiring the cheapest incompetent monkeys possible. After all, they just bought that magical "+3 cloak of productivity (+5 against bugs)" (i.e., some snake oil baroque framework or server software), so now they don't need anyone competent on those computers any more.

      Plus, hey, everyone knows that programming computers is easy. Even the neighbour's geeky kid is doing it. Surely a drooling ex-burger-flipper off the street can do it just fine too.

      (Funny how the same people who can't even program their VCR's clock, or keep spyware off their computer, nevertheless think that my job is something easy, eh?)

      True story: I know of a team which actually hired people via reverse online auction. Whichever monkey wants the least money, gets the job. No skill needed. (Again, it's not a joke. Sadly.)

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    4. Re:Link and Thoughts by Animaether · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the same time, there's the group of people who can indeed code as well as, or even better than, you but never followed a formal education on it. Thefore they lack the precious PhD title.

      Just as a PhD is no guarantee that the person will grok what you're hiring them for - even if it's supposed to be right down their lane of education - the lack of a PhD doesn't guarantee that the person will not grok what you're hiring them for.

      Of couse the odds are in favor of those with PhDs, not contesting that :)

    5. Re:Link and Thoughts by banzai51 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seems Google is proving that PhDs are worth the money. A stark contrast to the current conventional "wisdom"

    6. Re:Link and Thoughts by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ARGH! I made a website for my mums boss last year. He was such an arsehole. He was convinced that computers were easy to use, programming is easy and all that crap. What topped it off, is despite computers being so easy, the only way he knew of opening outlook was to open internet explorer and click on the envelope at the top. i hate people.

    7. Re:Link and Thoughts by grub · · Score: 1


      I made a website for my mums boss last year. [...] He was convinced that computers were easy to use, programming is easy and all that crap.

      He should have put his money where his mouth and and made his own website. (not that HTML is programming but even that would have likely been over his head based on what you say :) )

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    8. Re:Link and Thoughts by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a BIG difference between coding and what you would want a PHD in CS for. Shure there are lots of people that can code most applications. It does not take a PHD two write a CMS, accounting system, point of sale, or even a spreadsheet. We just hired a programmer with a BS in CS. He did not know what a hash was! I bet he could not code a quick sort to save his life much less decide which sort to use for a given task. Now if you want to set up a server farm that can handle billions of searchs a day then you might want to invest in a PHD or two. A person that has a PHD might not be any better than a really talented person with out one but you can bet that a person with a PHD is not dumb, or lazy, and knows how to learn.

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    9. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Page and Brin were a couple of PhD students who dropped out in order to start doing something real (i.e. Google)

    10. Re:Link and Thoughts by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can only aggree with you there. I don't have a PhD either. And call me arrogant if you will, but I think I coded better at, say, 16 years old (i.e., before even starting college) than some of my co-workers do at 30+ years old. And the co-worker I respect the most in this team didn't even finish CS college.

      But that was not my point.

      My point wasn't necessarily that they should ask for an education or a PhD, but that they should at least try to get someone _competent_. If you will, merely along the lines of "if it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing _well_".

      Hiring the cheapest monkeys with _zero_ skill or experience, doesn't really cut costs. They end up paying them for _years_ to code and debug something that a skilled programmer (with or without a diploma) would have done in _hours_.

      For those who think I'm exaggerating, true story: I've before given the example of our local Wally, who spent over two years debugging a tiny module. In fact, he _still_ is at it. Something that, by my estimates, anyone else would have done in hours. Well, another co-worker eventually got fed of arguing with Wally over the bugs, and actually went and coded an exact 1-for-1 replacement for Wally's module. Minus the bugs. It took him exactly 6 hours to do that from scratch. QED.

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    11. Re:Link and Thoughts by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      He did not know what a hash was! I bet he could not code a quick sort to save his life...

      Maybe not, but I bet he could find them in a standard subroutine library if he needed them.

    12. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the contrary, Google *is* founded by two poeple who dropped out their PhD in order to do something useful.

    13. Re:Link and Thoughts by mentatchris · · Score: 2, Informative

      The link doesn't work. Must be using the referer (sic) tag.
      This works.
      Google News
      Second link down.

    14. Re:Link and Thoughts by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      It does not do you much good to find a hash in a standard subroutine library if you do not know what a hash is or what it is good for. What you going to do a really demanding applications you might want to pick a different hash than the one that is in the standard library. Also the quick sort is not the perfect sort of all uses. It is very good at sorting in memory but sucks when sorting on a hard disk. Also you might want to pick a different sort if you are just adding data to an already sorted list vs a totaly random list. BTW this programer also did not know what the STL was.

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    15. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know the first thing about fields or groups, but that doesn't keep you from thinking you know a thing or two about hashing.

    16. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's a hash have to do with quicksort. And learn to spell sure. Do you have a PhD?

    17. Re:Link and Thoughts by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      it was php and mysql. im not claiming to be "uber-3133t" or anything, but his step-son is the greatest computer genius ever to have walked the earth because of his amazing programming skills. He programs VB in his spare time and i think he's a techie.

      i program in VB (although im learning C++), but i would be embarrased if anybody thought i was godly because of it (see my sig for some stuff i wrote in vb).

    18. Re:Link and Thoughts by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      BS in CS doesn't equal proficiency in C++. Is it possible that s/he just didn't know C++? I know the college I went to used C exclusively then went to a highly Java oriented curriculum after I left, completely "skipping" C++. I had never heard of STL until you mentioned it, for example.

      They should at least know what a hash table is though, even if they don't know a particular language's implementation of it.

    19. Re:Link and Thoughts by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Actually he was supposed to know c++. That is what they used in the program. Your right that not knowing what the STL is could just be a product of the program if it was not c++ based but this program was.
      If you have a BS in computer science you should know what a hash, linked list, btree, quicksort, heapsort, and insertion sort are. I would also hope that you know c++ or java and at least one "odd" programing language like scheme or lisp just so you know that there is one way to skin a cat. The other problem with that colleged program is that it is totaly MS Windows based! Up until the latest version of Visual C++. Visual C++ should have never been used to teach c++. It did not follow the ansi standard close enough.
      I do not have any degree but I have been doing this for many years and have read many books. Do I think I am better programer than a PHD? I really hope not. I know I am lacking in some of the deep math that would need to do some of the kernel hacking in Linux. I keep thinking about going back to school but the only college near me is the one that programer got his degree from.

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    20. Re:Link and Thoughts by prisonernumber7 · · Score: 1
      Also the quick sort is not the perfect sort of all uses. It is very good at sorting in memory but sucks when sorting on a hard disk.
      NO.

      That's why there is an O notation and if you had some education you'd know that too. Quicksort will perform the exact same number of operations on the same list. The only difference is the latency of each operation. But this latency is there for every sorting algorithm, how much it will matter will depend on whether an algorithm is O(ln n), O(n), O(n^2) or even worse. If you are interested: Quicksort has O(n^2) in the worst case [= list was sorted already] but O(n log n) in average.

      That's why I believe PhDs are useful (I'm not, myself): Computer Science is not interested in how much slower a harddisk will perform when compared to the latest Ubermemory, but instead wants to know for how many years people can go for some coffee if they perform some calculation - or if there could be a faster way perhaps.
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    21. Re:Link and Thoughts by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      The other problem with that colleged program is that it is totaly MS Windows based!

      Yuck, that could be part of the problem right there.

      Anyway, you are right, we did all of that in college so they should at least have heard of it, even if they couldn't remember the algorithm. The problem is that no matter how good a college is, if the person doesn't have a desire to learn new things and is just going through the motions for the money or some other reason, they will never learn much. As an example, I graduated with a guy who was a CS major too that didn't know how to replace his CD-ROM on his PC. And this guy was not some super genius who was too busy contemplating AI to worry about how a computer worked inside, he just cared only about what was on the tests.

    22. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a BS in computer science, you should know what a *insertion sort* is?!? No, you should be able to analyze the algorithm to say how it performs. Just remembering how to code a *particular* algorithm isn't the point.

      Though I agree they should know what a hash is...

    23. Re:Link and Thoughts by strike2867 · · Score: 0

      i hate people

      You should join our club, "The People Who Hate People Club". We still haven't had a first meeting, but we are keeping our fingers crossed.

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    24. Re:Link and Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh how I hate you.

      Can I join?

  4. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    How many other companies put "Ph.D. a plus" in their want ads?"

    Quite a few. Any kind of scientific research, for example.

    1. Re:Umm... by troc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here at the European Patent Office a vast proportion of the patent examiners have PhDs. It's by no means mandatory but it is almost expected.

      (Dr.) Troc

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    2. Re:Umm... by Some+Woman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Very true. 3M for example doesn't even "prefer" Ph.Ds. It's a requirement for a job as a chemist. Additionally, you're allowed to work on whatever you want for 15% of your time. Supposedly Post-It notes were a 15% project.

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    3. Re:Umm... by EinarH · · Score: 5, Funny
      Errrhhh..

      From Monster.com;
      "Ph.D. a plus" returned: Jobs 1 to 50 of 399

      "MCSE a plus" returned: Jobs 1 to 50 of 503

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    4. Re:Umm... by donnyspi · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm pretty sure most [people looking for positions requiring a PhD | companies looking for PhDs] aren't going to be using Monster.com.

    5. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your premise is that there is more of a demand for MCSEs than Phds. There is also more of a demand for burger flippers than MCSEs. Total demand is not a real useful metric.

      The relevent question is how much competiton there is for those 50 jobs vs those 503 jobs:
      If there are 10 other people going for the 50 Phd jobs and 1000 going for the 503 MCSE jobs, which has a better outlook for the job hunter?

    6. Re:Umm... by Steve525 · · Score: 1

      Actually, my SO (who has a PhD) found her current job through Monster. I can think of only two ways through which people will usually find a job: networking (word of mouth), or through an ad. Monster.com is as good a place to put an ad as any. (Although admittedly, University positions tend to be posted in scientific journals)

    7. Re:Umm... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Hmm, half the PhD's at a former client were hired through monster, the other half were referals of other employees. Don't underestimate the breadth of jobs covered by monster, I've seen CEO, CIO, and COO positions posted!

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    8. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From monster.com:
      "Ph.D. a plus" average pay: $150,000 out of 399 jobs

      "MCSE a plus" average pay: $32,000 out of 503 jobs

    9. Re:Umm... by Chuck+Milam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "3M for example....you're allowed to work on whatever you want for 15% of your time.

      At 3M, you used to be allowed to work on whatever you want for 15% of your time. Thanks to the new CEO/regime from GE, the 15% "Innovation Time" is quietly going the way of the dodo. The focus on stock price over all else (such as real, tangible, actual profits) will be the death of many a formerly powerful and truly innovative company, I expect.

    10. Re:Umm... by muckdog · · Score: 1

      Not that it make me an authority on the subject but I just finished taking a college HR management course. The latest stats is that 4% or all jobs are place directly via the internet. Personal references are still king.

    11. Re:Umm... by DrCode · · Score: 1

      It's not usually a requirement, but PhD's are really common in the EDA (Electronic Design Automation) industry.

    12. Re:Umm... by Cyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here at the United States of America Patent Office a vast proportion of the patent examiners have GEDs. It's by no means mandatory but it is almost expected.

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  5. Working smarter not harder by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google is proof that using a smarter aproach is often the best way to solve a problem. If Google tried to use the naive clustering model their expenses would have massivly higher and their scalability and fault tolerance would have been much lower. It seems that Google realizes that the best way to hire and retain the people that will continue to come up with the smarter aproaches is to offer them things that not many other employers are, time to do what intellectually stimulates them for instance.

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    1. Re:Working smarter not harder by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Google is proof that using a smarter aproach is often the best way to solve a problem.

      Vs. the "dumber was is often the best way to solve bleeding-edge technical problems" the rest of the world has been doing?

      Its fine that Google is doing this now, but they are still small and closely held. The key is if they become a mature and larger company and still retain these factors.

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    2. Re:Working smarter not harder by SandSpider · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >Google is proof that using a smarter aproach is often the best way to solve a problem.

      Vs. the "dumber was is often the best way to solve bleeding-edge technical problems" the rest of the world has been doing?


      Actually, vs. "Throwing more money and people at the problem" that the rest of the world has been doing.

      =Brian

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    3. Re:Working smarter not harder by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >"Throwing more money and people at the problem" that the rest of the world has been doing.

      Why is Google going public then? That is not a small change and will result in them getting more money (more money to "throw around").

      Care to explain that move vs. other companies going public?

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    4. Re:Working smarter not harder by SandSpider · · Score: 1

      It's been mentioned before, but the reason that Google went public is because they grew large enough to have to do SEC filings, so they figured why not just go public at the same time to take the good that goes with the bad.

      =Brian

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    5. Re:Working smarter not harder by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Microsoft went public back in '86 for another reason, too. Employee stock options weren't worth much until the shares they represented could be traded. The company itself didn't benefit very much from the IPO -- it was ten years old, and highly profitable already -- but the employees did.

    6. Re:Working smarter not harder by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      They had to do filing.

      Now they have to do filing and answer to shareholders about performance of their traded stock and other issues.

      There is a big difference between the two.

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    7. Re:Working smarter not harder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, vs. "Throwing more money and people at the problem" that the rest of the world has been doing.

      Nah, the rest of the world has gone with the "throwing more money at the executives" and "moving work overseas" mantras.

    8. Re:Working smarter not harder by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Google's case, no -- in fact, their IPO weakens shareholder control instead of strengthening it.

      Google is going forward with a two-tiered stock-ownership plan. A small coterie of people (mostly Sergei, Larry, and Eric) will hold "class A" stock, and everybody else will hold "class B" stock. Each share of Class A stock has ten votes in shareholder's meeting; each share of class B stock has one. As a result, the Class A shares exercise 90% of the control over each shareholder decision, even though they make up only a very small fraction of the total share burden.

      Translated into English, this setup means that the triumvirate controls the company absolutely, without any real shareholder oversight except their own. That's not necessarily bad, but it certainly isn't answerability.

    9. Re:Working smarter not harder by marick · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've heard that the employees were using their stock-options (as worthless as they were) as collateral on mortgages, and that the Justice Department was investigating the practice, and that that's why MSFT ultimately went public.

  6. 700 PHDs? by Quixote · · Score: 4, Funny

    On this page, they claim to have only 50 Pigeon Harvesting Dogs (PHDs). Now they're up to 700? Wow....

  7. Slightly O/T, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Good for Google, but let's hope they don't get carried away.

    I remember when a local telecom company tried to up-size their education level. They insisted that *everyone* in the building have a university degree. No exceptions. This meant that janitors, cafeteria staff, etc. had to have university degrees to mop floors or serve burgers. As I recall, they changed this policy after about 6 months.

    1. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 5, Funny

      This meant that janitors, cafeteria staff, etc. had to have university degrees to mop floors or serve burgers.



      So the telecom was hiring english majors?


      Badum-ching
    2. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Hey, if the price is right. If I were offered $60,000 a year to mop floors, I'd do it. It would be a low stress job, I'm sure. I have a feeling this company did not want to offer college graduate level wages to the service staff, which is why this short sighted policy was removed.

    3. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I suspect that many people suggested degree-appropriate wages. But public mocking also helped repeal it. There was a lot of talk about it at the time, and how out-of-touch management was being.

    4. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      True story: Several employers ago, we hired a lady with a PhD in English. She was very well spoken and seemed quite intelligent. Except for the fact that she was making $6.00 an hour doing text development work alongside high school dropouts.

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    5. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by WillWare · · Score: 1
      janitors, cafeteria staff, etc. had to have university degrees to mop floors or serve burgers.

      Plenty of PhDs have been out of work in recent years. Offering a strange employment niche like that might not be so bad. We of lesser academic stature can sometimes have an advantage in a soft economy. Employers expect us to be more negotiable on salary, and sometimes being underemployed is better than being unemployed.

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    6. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      They changed this probalby because having a PHD is not a valid job requirement for sweeping floors or making burgers. It is a great way to lose a couple million in discrimination lawsuits.

    7. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Not a problem they're running into. I just got a job at Google, and I don't have a PhD (or a bachelor's for that matter. Or a high school diploma for that matter . . . my education hasn't really been standard.)

      And before I get cute comments :P no, I'm not a janitor, I'm a coder, and I'm working on some major project of theirs - I'm not 100% sure which one, but from what they've told me I'm going to be working on Puffin.

      So I know, first-hand, that they're not about to insist on university degrees for everyone - they don't even insist on university degrees for their engineers. :)

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    8. Re:Slightly O/T, but... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      Sounds like some of the other English majors I've run into. One BA works retail at a bed, bath & beyond, A MA works at a market research firm. My stepbrother did work for NYT Online, but now is a high school teacher in NYC.


      Odd that. I realize advanced degrees aren't supposed to be job training, but you'd think that an investment of that much time, energy and money would pay off a little better.

  8. or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by Hooya · · Score: 5, Funny

    PHD = Permanent Head Damage

    1. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      PHD means Passing (with) High Difficulty.

    2. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      My father is living testimony to this.

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    3. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by pebs · · Score: 1

      PHD = Pimpin' Hoes Degree

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    4. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      As a current PhD student (over two years in), I can happily confirm that all of these definitions are true. About the only one that doesn't fit is Doctor of Philosophy - there's precious little thought required in most cases (at least in the biological sciences) ...

    5. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by JBv · · Score: 1

      I have a PhD in biological sciences* and I can tell you it depends on the lab and projects you choose.

      Some labs are extremely flexible on how PhD students handle their projects. It is not uncommon to have PhD students come up with theire own subprojects and investigation lines. Of course, you are expected to follow more or less the lines in your PhD project nevertheless.

      On the other hand, choosing a PhD that is mostly technical or in a lab where you are treated as a qualified technician on the PI's main project, leaves little margin for independence and thought.

      If you find doing experiments time dull intlectually, I recomend that you look up Theoretical and/or Computational Biology. It is much more interdisciplinary than regular 'gene knock out biology' and intelectually more rewarding.

    6. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      The main area of investigation of my PhD was designed by me and I'm the sole driving force behind it. My supervisor gives me almost complete freedom as he isn't very interested in my work (there's no money in it, and the main focus of the lab is applied research). To be fair, my project is mildly interesting. However, I have two main problems with experimental biological science: (1) you spend most of your time mindlessly troubleshooting, doing experiments that are dead easy to do and fairly simple to design, and (worse!) (2) you're often doing work which is being competitively undertaken by several different groups at once - i.e. it is not mindblowingly intuitive, and in fact it would make no difference if you weren't doing it at all. The same discoveries would still be made, at about the same time. In essence, your life in science is worthless: you might make a contribution if you're exceptionally lucky, but even then it's a contribution that others would have made anyway.

      There's nothing elegant about experimental research. It's a dull slog for little intellectual gain. (I'll admit, getting that elusive result and being for a short period of time the only person who knows that new fact about the world is a bit of a buzz. But it's often too little, too late).

      In fact, I am moving into bioinformatics - I have already published a software paper and hope to take up a career in it once I'm rid of this damn thesis! :)

      Thanks for your thoughts ...

    7. Re:or as a guy with a PHD once told me... by JBv · · Score: 1

      Remember that science as a whole is very poorly connected: Experiments can take years, they are done more or less in secrecy (fear off theft) and take a couple of months to become public (published). This means that you could be working for months on something someone else is close to publish. Going to congresses and seeing all pretence scientists avoiding discussion is depressing.

      Besides, scientists and reviewers are also human beings that are not completely imparcial regarding what they do, read and aprove.

      Do science only if you find it enjoyable. Most of the so called scientists will not find any interst in your work unless they can use it to show off (trash you) or to publish faster (i.e. is relevant to their work). Avoid trendy hot fields. They usualy attract a lot of people who do quick and dirty publishing, leaving a pile of confusion, paradoxical observations and hallucinating interpretations.

      I was blessed with a good project and lab during my PhD, but I've been out of science for 2 years (to see how the real world works), so take all that I say above with cautious reserve.

      Good luck

  9. Waitaminute by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Google is focusing on the wrong aspect, they have got their foot in the door allready, they need to take a page from other big corporations.

    Once you get Ub3r Big and popular you need more JD's

    1. Re:Waitaminute by pgpckt · · Score: 1

      I'll have a JD in 3 years, and I have a CS undergrad degree. Think they would be interested in me?

      "Chief Council - Google" Mmmmmm. Sounds yummy.

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    2. Re:Waitaminute by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
      cool. Always nice to see someone in the sciences in lawyerland, I've got my Bachelors in Civil Engineering & my JD. When I was in law school, the overwhelming majority were poly sci / english, etc majors.

      I know this might not be popular here at slashdot, but are you thinking about patent law? Since you have to have a science background in order to be admitted to the patent bar (from what I remember anyway).

    3. Re:Waitaminute by pgpckt · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am. My main interests are IP law. I also am interested in constitutional law. I would ideally like to work for the EFF and try to set a few wrongs right.

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  10. How many jobs? by doodlelogic · · Score: 1
    1. Re:How many jobs? by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 1

      You didn't search for the grammar used by PHB's. The correct answer is 237; the 96 you got above would have to be others, more knowledgeable, talking about their experiences.

      Proof.

      -DrkShadow

  11. Is the PHD the best thing? by StacyWebb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although having an advanced degree is great, some of the best tech sector innovators come without advanced degrees. -- Also most employees spend more than 20% of their work time on personal goals anyway.

    1. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by mgs1000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Also most employees spend more than 20% of their work time on personal goals anyway.

      Like reading Slashdot?

    2. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Funny

      I spend a good 60-65% of my time at work doing my own projects (and, yesy, about 10-15% of that looking at Slashdot and sites like it). But, I work for the government, and there isn't much to do most of the time...

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    3. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Also most employees spend more than 20% of their work time on personal goals anyway.

      How do you think that 20% is spread out across the heirarchy? Think that highly paid professionals with PhD's screw around as much as the person that answers the phone, or sits at the front door?

    4. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      You know, mod this funny because it is, but only because there isn't a "Depressing" mod option...

      60% of my tax dollars (assuming you're in the US, if not never mind :)) going to pay you to monkey around?

      I mean, I don't work near the full 8 hours every day either, but at least I'm not a public servant...

      At least aim for 50%! :)

    5. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

      Try working for the government, then you'll realize that this is how the US Gov works. We spend spend spend. I feel its a big waste of money to just screw around at work, but atleast the moral is high.
      i'm in the AF and can't believe how things work here, its amazing how much money they spend on things that mean nothing, and how little they spend on things they actually need. The whole chain is screwed up, if I were the US gov, i would hire a civilian supervisor that gets a percent bonus for how much money they can save, then we would care more about what we spend money on. I might be just blabbing, but this is my take on it.

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    6. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by really? · · Score: 1

      How about you do what they suggest in those "prevent waste, fraud and abuse" ads I always hear on the Armed Forces Radio? :-)

      Even if your bit doesn't end up revolutionizing the way the AF does its thing, at least in the morning when you shave you can look in the mirror and say "_I_ did _MY_ part", and, feel good about yourself knowhing that you actually did. No?

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    7. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it feels good when you do your part. It's just sad seeing everyone else not doing their part. I've complained to my supervisors about the people I work with. First I complained to my imediate supervisor and told her I can't take this, their is just way to much slacking off here and nobody cares". They told me to do the same. I complained to her boss and they told me that they suspected it and to keep up my good work. Nothing has been done though. I joined because I thought I could make the AF a better force and America better. and thats what i'm trying to do everyday when i go to work.

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    8. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by really? · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying. Having been around a bit longer though, I learned to say "fuck them". It's not their mugs I have to look at in the morning. As long as _I_ can _honestly_ say that I do my best. (Yes that does mean that sometimes you do two or three times as much work as a "slacker" without any reward othat that being able to look at yourself in the mirror and give yourself a thumbs up.)
      Mind you, haven't done any stints in any of the US military branches - not being a 'merican and all that - so, I don't know how I would handle not being able to get in my boss' face when needed.

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    9. Re:Is the PHD the best thing? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Also most employees spend more than 20% of their work time on personal goals anyway.

      Like reading Slashdot?


      My personal goal was to read all of the Internet. I was close up until a few years ago, when all those damn bloggers came around. Now I'm not sure I'll ever catch up.

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  12. PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I guess it's a good thing to see someone hiring a lot of PhDs these days. Most people with PhDs in technical fields (especially the sciences) these days have a lot of trouble finding any kind of employment, because once someone sees that "PhD" on your resume and you're not applying for, say, thermodynamic research at GE or machine translation research at Google, they just toss it in a wastebasket.

    This is what is known as "being over-qualified", and it's a killer. You wouldn't think that, after all that hard work in getting through school and finally getting a doctorate in a hard science or engineering, you'd have trouble finding work, but you do. Ever see a PhD working a helpdesk? Not a tech PhD, that's for sure.

    Also, the amount of free time provided to PhDs at Google to do their own thing seems like it would be pretty standard - after all, they've hired the best and the brightest, how else do they expect to retain them? Isn't this standard at other companies, too?

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    1. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by pointbeing · · Score: 4, Informative
      This is what is known as "being over-qualified", and it's a killer. You wouldn't think that, after all that hard work in getting through school and finally getting a doctorate in a hard science or engineering, you'd have trouble finding work, but you do. Ever see a PhD working a helpdesk? Not a tech PhD, that's for sure.

      Having hired helpdesk technicians for years, I can say that I've never turned down a Ph.D but have turned down more than a few types with postgraduate degrees. If you've got a Masters in any IS field and are applying for a $30k helpdesk position what are the chances of you sticking with me when that good job does come along? If you decide to move on I wouldn't blame you at all - but new employees mean my company incurs siginificant training costs, and it's generally a few months before the techs are operating at a level that actually benefits the company. Hiring is an investment and I need to be able to see a return on that investment.

      I know I'm part of the problem, but for helpdesk (and even Tier 2 deskside support positions) having a postgraduate degree actually hurts you - because there's no way I can keep these guys. Easier for me to just put their resume in the 'do not hire' pile ;-)

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    2. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this standard at other companies, too?

      No...as a matter of fact, some companies just want the mediocre middle-of-the-pack types. It's easier to crush their dreams and keep them in indentured servitude for 25 years until you lay them off before they can retire.

    3. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by tehcyder · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Also, the amount of free time provided to PhDs at Google to do their own thing seems like it would be pretty standard - after all, they've hired the best and the brightest, how else do they expect to retain them? Isn't this standard at other companies, too?
      If this is standard, I must have worked only in non-standard companies.

      Or do you mean standard for PhDs? I don't see why they should have special treatment.

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    4. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're probably right about employers considering PhD's as overqualified for certain jobs, and you'd think that the PhD's would figure that out and simply not post that they have their PhD...? I understand that certain employers would fire someone for lying about their educational background on their resume, but would they really fire someone because they claimed less education than they really earned?

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    5. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I call posts like these, the "slashdot slant". Since very few Computer Science Ph.Ds read or even bother with slashdot, and since it's mostly filled with early-20s sysadmins - the skewed bias is sometimes laughable. They rationalize that being a Ph.D makes you overqualified and makes it hard to find a job, but they have no real evidence to back it up.

      Here is a clue: I know plenty of Ph.Ds, ALL of whom are gainfully employed and highly sought after. I also know alot of 20-something sysadmins with no degrees. They're the ones out of work.

    6. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Landaras · · Score: 5, Funny
      Someone told this story on Slashdot regarding over-qualification months (years?) ago...

      Essentially, someone had a Ph.D but was looking for some sort of relatively menial but steady work so he could continue to eat.

      In order to avoid being thrown out for being over-qualified and therefore requiring more pay / risk of leaving for better work, he changed his resume to the still truthful:

      Education
      Diploma: Smalltown High School, 1975

      Hobbies
      B.S in Mechanical Engineering, Foo State University, 1979
      M.S. in Physics, University of Bar, 1981
      Ph.D. in Physics, University of Bar, 1984

      He was hired, and told that his soon-to-be employer "approved of hobbies."

      - Neil Wehneman

    7. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If you've got a Masters in any IS field and are applying for a $30k helpdesk position what are the chances of you sticking with me when that good job does come along?

      I'm not really trying to crack a joke here, but honestly: What are the chances ANY competent person is going to stay with a Help Desk job for any significant period of time? The customers are often frustrating, the pace can be exhausting, the work rarely has long-term personal satisfaction associated with it... If you get some PhD, hire him / her and feel very lucky to have a (presumably) competent employee for the few months that they are with you.

      Hiring is an investment and I need to be able to see a return on that investment.

      Get use to the "would you like fries with that" crowd, then. Face it: Help Desk is no ones ideal job. Why would anyone stick around for an extended period of time?

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    8. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1
      I remember my supervisor's line was that having a PhD would make some jobs harder to get, but that they would mostly be jobs that would have bored you to tears anyway. Plus it opens up a bunch of (potentially) very interesting research posts.

      I temped for 6 months after my viva (in a glue factory, heh) before finding a research place. It's a great job and I wouldn't have got it without the PhD.

    9. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by dj_whitebread · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, why would someone with a PhD ever want to work at a helpdesk? Getting a PhD should not be about getting an average job.

    10. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

      Or do you mean standard for PhDs [to be given free time for research]? I don't see why they should have special treatment.

      First of all, RTFA. *All* the employees get 20% of their time off for research.

      Secondly, even if it were Ph.D's only, this would not be special treatment - it would be appropriate treatment. Ph.D's, by definition, have proven that they are inclined, willing, and able to perform original and significant research in their chosen field. So let them do research!

      Google is not being biased or overly-generous - it's hired talent that can research potentially ground-breaking projects -- so it would be idiotic not to give them the time off regular projects to do that. It would be like hiring an actuary to do your accounting.

    11. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You SHOULD hire PhD's. In their contract put a clause in that they have to work for you for 10 years, but after that they can pay a lump sum that will allow them to leave their job for another one. This will work, because PhD's spent years being treated like slaves. They won't know the difference.

    12. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by pointbeing · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'm not really trying to crack a joke here, but honestly: What are the chances ANY competent person is going to stay with a Help Desk job for any significant period of time? The customers are often frustrating, the pace can be exhausting, the work rarely has long-term personal satisfaction associated with it... If you get some PhD, hire him / her and feel very lucky to have a (presumably) competent employee for the few months that they are with you.

      I hear you, but I can promote helpdesk technicians to fill Tier 2 slots - IME the guy with the postgradual degree will more than likely leave the company. If I can keep the MS in the company I'd have no problem starting him at the helpdesk.

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    13. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by keraneuology · · Score: 4, Funny

      PhDs are supposedly experts: somebody who knows more and more about less and less until they eventually know everything there is to know about nothing.

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    14. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I just wondered whether it was standard practice.

      Obviously, if you are employed as a researcher then you do research, but the implication seemed to be that they were allowed 20% of their time for their *own* projects. I'm sure I am misinterpreting, but would this not be analogous to employing an actuary and allowing them a day a week to write articles for actuarial journals?

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    15. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by __aawavt7683 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I can keep the MS in the company I'd have no problem starting him at the helpdesk.

      From earlier, however:
      Easier for me to just put their resume in the 'do not hire' pile

      Oops, I guess they just don't even get a chance. Sad, really.

      I don't know how many masters you actually have applying, but many may stay with the company. This number can be increased by promoting them to the second tier faster. As a way out, you could provide a one month trial period; state that as they are masters, you expect more out of them, and tell them some exemplary support that has gotten other, non second tier support personell promoted.

      If possible, offer the chance of promotion out of support in general and on to design teams -- these people with _masters degrees_ now have a significant amount of experience selving real world problems, know what the customer expects and what they don't, etc. Really, it's seeming like a good idea to higher higher degrees for tech support -- just make sure they know the opportunities available to them, and increase expected minimums. If they apply for a 30k$/year job, give them a chance at it.

      -DrkShadow

    16. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Zero, anyone with an ounce of skill will leave within 6 months to a year. The guys who have been around for 5 years are either psychotic or illiterate. Or both.

      The primary goal of the helpdesk is to get the customer to actually RTFM. If the problem is something that couldn't be solved by TFM, it gets sent to tier 2 anyway. Industry metrics say it takes between 6 and 9 minutes to convice the customer to bugger off and RTFM. If you try to actually help the customer you'll go over 9 minutes and get dinged on performance. Being surly doesn't help, but being an idiot does. The sooner the customer decides you're an idiot and wanders off to try TFM agian, the better your numbers will be. Most customers will take the path of least resistance, so if you want results out of a helpdesk person, take the first excuse you see to ask to speak to their manager.

      That being said, it IS the entry point for a lot of people into IS/IT. I'll be curious to see what McJob replaces helpdesk now that everyone's outsourcing to India.

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    17. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

      Well, the article indicates that the 20% time off is relatively rare (or possible even unique to Google). It would hardly be newsworthy if all companies did this.

      Your analogy is good - I would modify it by saying it is analogous to the actuary getting 2 months off a year to do or write *anything* -- from a personal novel to actuarial journals.

      My guess is that Google believes that people doing creative work *need* significant time off from day-to-day projects to refresh their enthusiasm and creativity. The 20% lossage of their time is more than set up if/when they come up with the big ideas that generate massive $$$.

      For google, this has already happened - their unorthodox search-engine system turned conventional architecture (small clusters of powerful, reliable, expensive systems) on its head (massive cluster of inexpensive, unreliable systems). They hope to attract a similar set of people as the Google inventors, perhaps in the hope of having lightning strike twice.

    18. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by starm_ · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is a well known fact that you do a PhD not for the money, but for the gain of knowledge, for research experience, and maybe the advancement of science (Because you like research)
      Even if you usually get a higher pay as a PhD it's usually not enough to counterbalance the 4 or 5 year lost of pay while doing your PhD.
      I'm not saying that there are no PhDs who make a lot of money. But if you study to make money, you should stop before the PhD.

    19. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      To put food on the table.

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    20. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "because once someone sees that "PhD" on your resume and you're not applying for, say, thermodynamic research at GE or machine translation research at Google, they just toss it in a wastebasket."

      So who's to say you have to put down PhD. I mean, having a PhD assumes you have your Bachelors and other degrees, why not put one of those down instead, especially if you KNOW they will toss you for being overqualified?

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    21. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      "Ever see a PhD working a helpdesk? Not a tech PhD, that's for sure."

      My friend that is why we got our PhD's....so that we wouldn't have to work the help desk....oh and grasp this one....we actually love the research.

      In my view all a PhD does is provide a tangible peice of proof that the person in question is able to research out a topic and explore it completely....can it be done without a PhD...hell yes. Can you learn to code a comptuer without going to college...hell yes....but that CS degree sure helps those that would hire you to know that you can do what you say you can!

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    22. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by avsed · · Score: 1

      I've got to second this; every (physics) PhD I know from my time in Silicon Valley (at SLAC) is gainfully employed. Interestingly, my collegue thinks this isn't the case for CompSci PhDs, so there you go. Get a PhD in Physics!!!

      Dan

    23. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by pointbeing · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Oops, I guess they just don't even get a chance. Sad, really.

      That it is.

      I do hear you loud and clear, honest - and agree with quite a bit of what you say. I can't ask applicants to sign an employment contract - if I could get them to stay for a year or so in *some* position in the company I'd hire the guy with the Masters in a second.

      [whine]

      I don't have the authority to promote from the helpdesk to a design team because ADP support and application development are two different divisions in my company - the best I can do is recommend. In almost seven years I've been sucessful in placing a desktop tech in the development section only once. I don't have enough personal horsepower in this company to pull something like that off ;-)

      [/whine]

      I agree that it'd provide real-world experience to the guy with the Masters - and it would build his skill set considerably. But again, my primary responsibility is to the company, not the applicant.

      Let me ask you a question, DrkShadow - if you had an MS and I started you at the helpdesk at $30k would you sign an agreement to stay with the company for a year?

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    24. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long does someone have to work for you to recoup your investment?

    25. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hilarious.

    26. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      I don't know - but an educated guess would be six months.

      But - I'm expected to do better than break even. Right now my one-year retention numbers for both Tier 1 and Tier 2 desktop support types are pretty close to 100%.

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    27. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by benhocking · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to work at a fairly small company (less than 30 employees), and the "help desk" (customer service) reps were quite talented. I don't know what their degrees were in (or if they had degrees), but I'm fairly certain they weren't in computer science. This didn't matter since their job was to know how to properly use the product, not how to fix it. (When that became necessary, they passed the issues over to us, the developers.) Many of these employees seemed happy with their job and didn't seem to be just biding their time until they could find a "real" job. I would not qualify any of them as the "would you like fries with that" crowd.

      Having said that, I do agree that if someone with a Ph.D. comes along, it's probably worth the risk of hiring him/her. Who knows what fresh ideas they'll bring with them. It's also possible that this is someone who hates the work of job hunting and will stay with you rather than spend time looking for another job. (I know someone like this, who is a hard worker, but just doesn't want to put forth the effort during his free time to find a job worthy of his education.)

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    28. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you've got a Masters in any IS field and are applying for a $30k helpdesk position what are the chances of you sticking with me when that good job does come along?

      Who the hell is going to stick with you when a good job comes along? That's right: fucking losers. Idiot.
    29. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually given the higher debt that PHD graduates have to pay off, it's probably easier to keep them in indentured service, but 25 years? They should be so lucky.

    30. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am a 20-something sysadmin in work, and I know lots of overgraduated students without prospects (many living in my Columbia-area neighborhood, others through social contacts). Consider this illustrative example:
      When Rutgers University advertised a faculity position in the English department, they received over one thousand PhD-carrying applicants. One job, thousands of Ph.Ds....that is easily equivalent to the response I receive for tech job postings on the Internet.

      So who has more slant, your version or my own?

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    31. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, we aren't talking about PhD's in English, are we? Sure the humanities PhD's have a hard time getting a good job, but it's a whole different ballgame if you have a PhD in a scientific discipline.

    32. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

      The guys who have been around for 5 years are either psychotic or illiterate. Or both.

      If they weren't when they got here, they are now.

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    33. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that, you are comparing PhD in computer science with the PhD in English major. That should itself explain why it is so easy to find so many people like you.

    34. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I do know several Computer Science, Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry PhD's reading /., as are several PhD students.
      All CS Masters I know read slashdot (50/50), as are several Mathermatics (5/20) and Physics Masters I know (10/50).
      The only PhD I know in an overqualified job has a PhD in Biology.
      I myself am only MS in Applied Physics.

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    35. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Technically+Inept · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm not really trying to crack a joke here, but honestly: What are the chances ANY competent person is going to stay with a Help Desk job for any significant period of time?

      As a technical support center manager I can tell you that the answer is "surprisingly many". Never underestimate the power of inertia. Competence as a helpdesk technician and ambition are often unrelated.

      I don't like to see good people leave, but I view the job as a stepping stone, since we can't afford to advance technician pay and responsibilities as they gain skill. I expect to keep people maybe six months, while they parlay the experience they get here into something better.

      As for the many that don't take that path, well, I'm happy to have their skills for as long as possible, but I just have to smack my forehead at their complacency.

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    36. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I've come across that one too.

      For more fun things about the PhD (incl the above line), see:

      http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/%7Emblum/research/pdf/gr ad .html

    37. Re:PhDs are sort of a double-edged sword by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Even if you usually get a higher pay as a PhD it's usually not enough to counterbalance the 4 or 5 year lost of pay while doing your PhD.

      On the contrary, where I go (went) to school (Virginia Tech), almost all the Ph.D. students I know are having their education paid for either by scholarships, grants, or a company for which they have assigned an agreement to work for. I know several people who went to co-op during the time period they were working on their M.S., and the companies liked them enough that they're paying them low-scale salary to go back to school and get their Ph.D. (so, these people are getting $35k/yr to sit around blacksburg and do their own research).

      I'm sure this isn't all that common, but in the engineering / tech field, there are a lot of people who have someone else footing the bill for their brain full of knowledge.

      ...

      Unfortunately, my degree (in History) is good for being a teacher (which is ok with me, I like teaching - High School world history here I come). If you want to do anything else with a history degree, you probably need a doctorate, or multiple doctorates. Those people you see on the history channel in Turkey digging up roman cities? Yeah. The guy that's talking to the camera probably has 3 doctorates (History, Classical Studies, Archeology, Sociology, Humanities, etc), and the people in the back sifting through the dirt or staking out finds - the ones that look like peons - are probably either working on a doctorate or doing post-doctorate research. Yeah. That's what I want to do, but... not bloody likely.

      ~Will

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  13. Um.. by k98sven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many other companies put "Ph.D. a plus" in their want ads?"

    How about: Every company which does any kind of research?

    Seriously. In areas like biochem, getting a job (or at least, a good one) without a PhD is near-impossible.

    1. Re:Um.. by lukesl · · Score: 1

      I don't think it has to do with just research, but simply the fact that different degrees are recognized differently in different fields. The term "biochemist," to me, refers to someone with a PhD in biochemistry. If you have a BS or MS in biochemistry, you're called a lab technician. If you have a BS or MS in engineering, however, you're an engineer. It's just different, and it misses the point of google's strategy of having lots of CS PhDs, which is unusual because engineering companies probably have lots of research engineers with MS degrees, CS companies have lots of people without PhDs, etc.

  14. Advanced Degrees by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I may be naive seeing as I'm only 20 years old and just getting started in the coding field (at my first job programming, I've been here just over a year), but it definitely seems to me that advanced degress != coding ability/work output.

    I've been extremely surprised at finding out what people here have advanced degrees and which ones dropped out of college to take jobs back in their day.

    1. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, it seems the advanced degree holders get lazy and want to become managers rather than do their specified coding job.

      You just have to give them a kick in the ass every few minutes to flush out their self-importance.

    2. Re:Advanced Degrees by 1000101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most PHD's aren't code warriors. Sure, most techie PHD's can write code, but the jobs they hold aren't usually your average joe coding position.

    3. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you seem to suggest that all google people do all day long is code. yeah, you're correct in naiveness. a lot of mathematics go into the type of stuff they do (the company founders were PhD dropouts, and the algorithm was something they were working on for thier theses).

      even their cluster for their massive search index probably took some mathematical experimentation to determine a proper arrangement and setup.

    4. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah...but Google doesn't need programmers. They need brains. Sure it is easy to write code and do it well without a degree in Computer Science. But to create an algorithm that effeciently searches millions if not billions of pages and returns the most relavent thing throughout the ENTIRE Internet is a little daunting and takes someone who has had some advanced training.

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    5. Re:Advanced Degrees by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > advanced degress != coding ability/work output

      If your measure is number of lines of code per day, then perhaps not.
      If your measure is new algorithms and technologies that no-one has ever thought of before then I'd say the advanced degrees are a little more pertinent.

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    6. Re:Advanced Degrees by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      i am beginning to think coding is easier with less brains; then again it might be because i have spent the last year working with c#

      As a note to the original parent, though, coding is about the most insignificant thing i learned in my cs degree. Coding without a solid background in math, science, physics, and ample skills in the humanities, is no different than being a draftsman or accountant. Not to say that being the 'application' builder is bad, but it ain't a science

    7. Re:Advanced Degrees by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      I may be naive seeing as I'm only 20 years old and just getting started in the coding field (at my first job programming, I've been here just over a year), but it definitely seems to me that advanced degress != coding ability/work output.

      Smart people are not hired for their coding ability or work output. Read the working smarter not harder post.

      These guys arent code monkeys who have to code 10,000 lines a day before they get their food stamps. They design advanced algorithms for searching/indexing, etc. It is definitely naive of you to think that people who are more educated would not make use of that, and do more "thinking" than "doing" tasks.

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    8. Re:Advanced Degrees by D-Cypell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You act like there is no middle ground between... "I write Javascripts to make cursors flash purty colors" and "I invent new programming languages with a soldering iron!".

      The fact is that the majority of employment in the software development field falls between these two posts and does not generally require a degree (if some other conditions are met).

      Having worked with both graduates and non-graduates (my category), I can say that there is very little distinction. I have worked with graduates that even if you explained something to them 10 times a day for 5 years they still wouldnt get it.

      Infact I would even go as far to say that non-grads are generally slightly better, but generally the grads that bring the average down are those that came to CS for the money rather than talent, this is rarer in non-grads in the craft.

      The bottom line seems to be that regardless of education, the most important attributes that make a good coder are a tendancy towards logic and analysis. This is a talent, not a university award.

    9. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah...that doen't have a lot to do with a PHD discussion so much...but I would have to agree. There is this common misconception among people (especially non-technical ones) that coding requires a great amount of skill to do. The truth is that it doesn't. This is evidenced by its tendency to be outsourced.

      Coding takes time and a little know how, but as you can see from the 2 billion "best practices/patterns" books published last year (and every subsequent year) it is all about regurgitating someone else's idea into a machine understandable format. Coding is not a problem solving job. Its taking other people's solutions and telling a machine how to implement them.

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    10. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I may be naive seeing as I'm only 20 years old and just getting started in the coding field (at my first job programming, I've been here just over a year), but it definitely seems to me that advanced degress != coding ability/work output.


      I (like many slashdotters) have been working in the computing field for awhile, and I've noticed two trends:

      1. and undergrad never hurts, but an undergrad with excellent software engineering skills is gold (message: get an undergrad)

      2. the old guy in the back corner who went to school in the 1950's or 1960's with a bachelors in math or physics will kick your ass till your nose bleeds (from a coding/engineering standpoint). He probably talks numerical analysis in his sleep.

      My wife is finishing a masters (albeit a professional masters, not an academic masters), and I asked her if she *felt* any more enlightened. She basically told me she can now interface with PHB's, but from a tech standpoint she didn't get a hell of a lot out of it.
    11. Re:Advanced Degrees by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In respect to coding, using people with a ph.d for coding is just stupid. Anyone could learn how to code, not equaly well sure, fare for anyone can think up the stuff that you would expect from a person with a ph.d.

      When it come to work output, how would you messure that? Linies of code doesn't make sense, because the ph.d person have more important things to do. You would use ph.ds to develop new technologies and while the coding monkeys start implementing it the ph.ds move on to the next big thing.

      I wonder why so many slashdotters are so negative towards people with a ph.d. Is it because you couldn't get a degree yourself? Honestly these people are generally very smart and they work hard. Okay, so they don't produce a product in the same way programmers does, but the people with the degrees are the ones who design and invent the stuff needed for the programmers to even have a job. Many seems to think that a university degree, master or ph.d is just some fancy education in programming, it's not.

    12. Re:Advanced Degrees by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Funny
      I may be naive seeing as I'm only 20 years old and just getting started in the coding field (at my first job programming, I've been here just over a year), but it definitely seems to me that advanced degress != coding ability/work output.

      Right, that's a pretty common mistake, and I see a lot of newbies make it. In fact, the actual relation is thus:
      advanced degrees = work output * coding ability
    13. Re:Advanced Degrees by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are probably correct, from your point of view. A self taught coder, even a guy with a BS/CS or BA/MIS degree in his first year in a code writing position is likely to write a good tight sort routine or a nice tight SQL statement that is 12.7% faster than the bubble sort or select statement an older guy / guy with a few years of experience / guy with better 'credentials' might use - same way some AMD/ATI fanboy is going to put together a computer that uses liquid cooling to keep his overclocked record setting system running circles (18.9% faster!) around the off the shelf Dell system an older guy might be using.

      What you are describing right now is a very narrow scope of vision. It is perfectly ok, and even expected from a one year guy - don't get me wrong as I'm not bagging on you. But you are seeing instant gratification, lines of code per hour, faster embedded loops and search routines, and frames per second. What you are not seeing, if I had to guess, is long term maintainability, group cohesion, the ability to integrate different routines together or reuse the existing development effort going forward, the overall architecture of the bigger system, scalability, usability in a business environment, reduced downtime when problems do occur.

      In the same way that the overclocking crew can make a single uberMachine run 12.6% faster than a machine off the shelf, a tightly focused coder can write small blocks of code that are quite a bit faster than something written by an old school coder. From a business perspective, however, neither is particularly attractive when considering a large scale rollout of a massive business initiative. You simply can't have users running computers that sound like jet engines to keep their overclocked CPUs cool, and you can't have coders winging it to shave CPU cycles at the expense of long term stability, usability, and interoperability. Sure, you can read your in-line assembly and make it work - but can the guy over in maintenance keep it working without screwing it up or needing to rewrite it from scratch because he doesn't understand what it does?

      When (if) you stop to think through all of these things you will take longer to write your individual lines of code than the next generation of hot coders. For every five days on a project, a full day needs to be dedicated to understanding what the customer (internal or external) needs and envisioning how you will design it. A full day needs to be spent doing documentation (documenting the code, user dox, developer design and intent, interaction conventions, installation, maintenance routines, etc.) and delivering the product. A day designing the system architecure, and two days actually doing the work come between the envision and delivery. In theory you could sit down and do the actual 'work' in two days, but someone has to be responsible for the other stuff - not doing the other stuff is why projects fail.

      A day will come that you decide that hand building your own machine and getting an extra 7 fps isn't worth the hassle and you will just order a Dell. There will also come a day that you spend time documenting how you understand the customer's expectations and go over that document with the customer before you start designing how the system will work, and you will do that design before you start to write the code. And there will come a day that you write an official separate document describing the code you just wrote. Look forward to that day, consider it your next Graduation Day, and celebrate that day. Because the day after that is the day the youngsters start hassling you because they code faster than you do /grin.

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    14. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is soooo wrong.
      Most PhDs in computer science I know are way better coders than non-PhDs. And coding is hard... very hard. Sure, it easy for a newby to write a small web-app. But, when you start talking about 500000+ LOC software, you need very good coders if you do not want to end up with a bloted, unneficient and unmaintable POS. Sure, there are some fantastic coders among non-PhDs, but PhDs are still usually a very safe bet.

    15. Re:Advanced Degrees by aricusmaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not just the talent, but the mindset. Some people like the solve the current problem at hand as efficiently as possible. Others gravitate towards interesting problems (possibly without solutions) and are willing to take the time to really examine them to find novel solutions.

      I have one friend who has been coding professionally since his teen years and is almost completely self-taught. I have another friend who recieved his degree in engineering, and then his Ph.D in computer science. Which one would I hire to create a reliable, user-friendly, efficient software package on time? The first one, no question about it. Which one do I expect to create new and novel solutions in his area of expertise? The second one, without a doubt.

      What's interesting here is that Google is betting that they can hire people to do both. It will be interesting to see in the long run if this pays off for them.

    16. Re:Advanced Degrees by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      There is this common misconception among people (especially non-technical ones) that coding requires a great amount of skill to do. The truth is that it doesn't. This is evidenced by its tendency to be outsourced.

      Your assumption is that the people that it is being outsourced to are idiots without skill.

      Bit of an unsafe assumption to make there, skippy. You might want to understand your 'enemy' instead of spewing rhetoric. That way at the very worst at least you'll have a speech prepared for how these people are all "idiots" when you're training them to take over your job.

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    17. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      They aren't my enemy. I am not a code monkey. I design and think for a living. Skippy!

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    18. Re:Advanced Degrees by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      If your measure is new algorithms and technologies that no-one has ever thought of before then I'd say the advanced degrees are a little more pertinent.
      Only because you know more of what people have already thought of. Coming up with things that nobody else has thought of requires creativity. You either have creativity or you don't. No amount of Education will make you creative if you just naturally aren't so.

      That said, I have nothing but respect for those who have the fortitude to finish a Ph.D. I certainly don't.

    19. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are missing my point. Writing code is SOOO simple. Designing a good system is VERY difficult. The thing is that if you are the guy who takes your instructions from the guy who designed the complicated system all you have to know how to do is read his instructions and rewrite them in computer language. Now working in an environment where you are doing the design because "that guy" isn't there is a whole different story. Of course you should rethink why you are writing all this code if you could just send your spec to india for 15k/yr and free up your brain to do some creative work.

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    20. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I may be naive seeing as I'm only 20 years old"

      At least you are wise enough to know it, which is a fine place to start.

    21. Re:Advanced Degrees by madsenj37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct in saying saying advanced degrees =! coding ability (or guarantee any actual job skills that someone without a degree might not have). But having a degree will not hurt in most cases. A degree shows that you can put time into and finish tasks. It shows you can be in it for the long hual. Second of all, PhDs at Google may be researching the feasability and profit of what you are coding. They figure out what needs to be done, while coders figure out to make it happen.

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    22. Re:Advanced Degrees by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      If you hire a Ph.D. to just be a code monkey, your company will not make it far. The point is that Ph. D.'s don't do the same work as the coders. Some might do big-picture code architecturing, but most, I imagine, do research related to statistical testing.

    23. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are these new ideas you speak of? Do you actually read the CS literature? I assume that since you think you know precisely what grad students produce, that you must surely read the literature. Most of it has positively no actual use for making money whatsoever. No..business..applications.

      Now post-grad research in industry does produce some valuable reading material. You can fit the useful researchers into a high school gymnasium, though.

      Don't take my word for it; go to grad school. You'll see that most of the people are unsurprisingly as inept as your typical undergrad. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

    24. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Grad school in CS involves 0% Software Engineering. You will not learn how to write large software systems well. Chances are you won't have ever worked on a single large system at all. You'll have produced a handful of rather small research projects that focus on your specialization, and a bunch of papers that will consist of 4% new material and 96% rehash of things you picked out of citeseer.

      And for the "older guy," well, most people >35 that are involved in any non-management position tend to have horrible habits that they picked up through 20 years of writing half-assed software when the number of deployments of their shoddy work was small and the expectations were low. They often find themselves starting off their writing with the simpleton details that encompassed the entirety of what they did for the portion of their life when their brain plasticity still allowed them to adapt to requirements.

    25. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he had the relation right. Work output is proportional to coding ability and inversely proportional to advanced degrees.

    26. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yeah...but Google doesn't need programmers. They need brains."

      So do Zombies, but it didn't help them build a top search engine.

    27. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Having worked with both graduates and non-graduates (my category)

      Think everyone could have guessed that one, Poindexter.
    28. Re:Advanced Degrees by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      i don't think he was implying that there aren't intelligent people where development is being outsourced.. but only that the ease of outsourcing software development shows that is a 'skilled labor' job, not a research job. If coding was such a highly intellectual activity, then simply moving over bulks of it would not be such a trivial manner.

      And before you start wantonly insulting random people, I have been to India, I have many friends there and here who are Indian, and I know that their educational system is on par with ours in the software field right now.

    29. Re:Advanced Degrees by CowBovNeal · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent up. I was going to point out the same thing. Use the proper tools for the job. The granparent's employer is at fault there. If you're using phd's to code then its not the phd's fault.

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    30. Re:Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when you have tens of thousands of machines, it becomes *significantly* easier to do a lightning fast search, by partitioning the space to each machine appropriately, with overlap. I'm not implying it's trivial, but let's face it, if you had 100K (or whatever they're supposed to be up to), even a simple algorithm would do pretty well. Take 4 billion documents and divide by 100K, and you get a pretty small number of docs per machine (yes, yes, I know that's not the true metric).

      I attribute a large part of Google's speed to raw horsepower.

    31. Re:Advanced Degrees by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      You are probably correct, from your point of view. A self taught coder, even a guy with a BS/CS or BA/MIS degree in his first year in a code writing position is likely to write a good tight sort routine or a nice tight SQL statement that is 12.7% faster than the bubble sort or select statement an older guy / guy with a few years of experience / guy with better 'credentials' might use - same way some AMD/ATI fanboy is going to put together a computer that uses liquid cooling to keep his overclocked record setting system running circles (18.9% faster!) around the off the shelf Dell system an older guy might be using.

      Speaking as someone with no formal CS education, here's a few pointers:

      1. If you're writing your own sort routine, you're probably wasting your time doing something that would be better served by using a library function.

      2. If you're writing your own sort routine, make sure you're using the right algorithms. For example, sometimes you don't need everything sorted precisely - just roughly sorted. Using quicksort is a mistake here.

      3. Sometimes a bubble sort / shell sort or insertion sort is the right thing to do. For example, if you have an array of 10 integers that you need to sort, you might be surprised if you profile the speed of an insertion or bubble sort on that puppy, compared to doing the "right" thing algorithmically. (It's all to do with cache coherence).

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    32. Re:Advanced Degrees by nonane · · Score: 1

      Screw the net ... get them to search my freakin hdd. Its only 80gigs.

      It's MUCH harder to keep track of a changing hard disk with 50 gazillion file formats, compared to what google does with the (relatively) slow changing net and indexing pdf, ps and html files.

      Lets get them Ph.Ds take a swag at that, eh?

    33. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah kinda...but mostly I was saying that it's not the Indians that are stupid. it's their AMERICAN Counterparts. We are still holding on to the idea that we are worth more.

      And we most definately are not!

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    34. Re:Advanced Degrees by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      eh? the same "AMERICAN Counterparts" who are the world leaders in almost every high tech industry? There is most likely the same distribution of intelligence amongst every population in the world.

    35. Re:Advanced Degrees by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I would say that this is definately true. I guess more what I meant was that American's are not stupid so much as blind to reality. Which can appear as stupidity even though it is stubbornness. The reality is that there is no good reason to leave a software development job in the US anymore. If you expect to spend the next 40 years of your life writing code you should expect to be under the poverty line in the United States by 2015.

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  15. PHD =worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    go ask an employment agency if it helps in a job , you see if every buisness wants degrees/phd's then they become the norm in order to gain employment and so less valuable

    with USA not even in the top 10 of educated nations whatever you are teaching in these degrees/phd's its not very successful

    1. Re:PHD =worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your teh dumb. you thik all us is stupid but we isn't. Are edgeacation system is jsut fine. STFU n00b.

    2. Re:PHD =worthless by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, many of those foreign students got their degrees at US universities.

      The primary education system in the US is broken, but the secondary (university) education system in the US is still pretty sharp.

      Some other notes: that chart rates the amount of schooling students receive, not the level of education they receive. Of course, its a lot easier to rate 'years attended' than 'worthwhile things learned'. Also, Germany is ranked 12, the US 14, and Japan 25. I don't hear anyone making accusations about the Japanese school systems.

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    3. Re:PHD =worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      George W ? is that you ?

    4. Re:PHD =worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      are you sure you are not a doctor ?, you have the language skills to be a president thats for sure

    5. Re:PHD =worthless by An9n · · Score: 1


      I don't hear anyone making accusations about the Japanese school systems.


      Do you speak Japanese?

      I do, and I can tell you there is a huge debate going on about the deterioration of the quality of japanese education.

      Generally it has always been more important to get in to the right UNI than what you learned there, but now compulsory education seems to be crumbling too.

      2 eurocents.

    6. Re:PHD =worthless by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Nope. But then again, I spend some of my time working with European and Japanese engineers, and they mostly speak English, or at least enough for me to be aware that they still have pretty good engineers.

      I also suspect that if you look at any of the top 10 countries, there will be strong concerns about the state of education; the thing is, education is one of those things that will never be perfect, that can always be better. In other words, there will always be room to complain about it. :)

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  16. PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by jamie812 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If PH.d's were so great, then the world's best corporation would be the U.S. Government. The fact is, original ideas are not born out of research, but inspiration.

    1. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by BarryNorton · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'M wiTh yOu man... whaT i need PH.d 4?

      Why should research training and experience - or even basic education - be necessary to develop on an inspired idea?

    2. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by mozumder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, considering that that U.S. Government is the single most powerful organization in the world, maybe the PhD's did help...

    3. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by jamie812 · · Score: 1
      I want to clarify my original post. In the context of the original article (The correlation between Google's success and the number of PH.d's they have on staff), the PH.d is overrated. What is a PH.d, anyway? A certificate telling the world that a particular certifying body feels you have met it's criteria for education in a particular subject matter. The certifying bodies vary widely in their criteria, therefore, the quality of their PH.d's varies widely. Ergo, a PH.d, by itself, will not give your company a higher success rate.

      I would make an argument that there is an indirect correlation, though. If you take it as given that PH.d's are generally more curious and well-read than your average population, than they should necessarily be more effective in finding new solutions for problems. Finding new solutions is, of course, the purpose of business. Therefore, it is not the PH.d which begets success, but the type of people who pursue that PH.d.

      You may think this is a small distinction, but splitting hairs is what interesting arguments are all about. Nyah Nyah!

    4. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by snarkh · · Score: 1
      The fact is, original ideas are not born out of research, but inspiration.

      And inspiration comes from nothing, right?

    5. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by n3bulous · · Score: 1

      Most PhD research is not very inspirational. The requirement of original, unique research means everyone is either brilliant or the work is just dumbed down and methodical. My observations from working at a research university, and from reading PhD thesis titles, leads me to believe the research is of the latter type.

      The marginalization of the basic college degree requires an MS/MA/MBA degree to distinguish yourself (on paper) and, the PhD has become watered down due to the number of PhDs and the somewhat fixed percentage of truly inspirational/brilliant researchers.

      Look at the state of lawyers: so many lawyers are churned out every year that the average ones end up doing the jobs of para-legals, except for 2-3x the salary.

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    6. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you've read PhD thesis titles. Amazing. Maybe you should try and read a little more before you decide that the research is "just dumbed down and methodical".
      That's not to say that everyone with a PhD is brilliant or even particulary smart. I just object to drawing conclusions about a 200+ page book that somebody spent years researching for from the title.

    7. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah really. What has the U.S. Government ever made? Just some puny little nuclear technologies, advanced algorithms and computer designs, and a tiny little space program. Just look at NASA. It's not like it's rocket science.

    8. Re:PH.d.........BAH HUMBUG by n3bulous · · Score: 1

      "Dumbed down" is the wrong phrase to use, but I have worked with a large number of people with their PhDs and who sit on thesis defences, and most of the research is not revolutionary or insightful, but is generally methodical: find a topic, conduct some research, write it up. The requirements are sound research and science, not that there is anything wrong with that. Being a grad student is more about hard work than anything else. If you honestly work hard, you will most likely get your PhD. For me, the reward of being an average researcher did not motivate me to work harder.

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  17. These days in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Having a Ph.D. is more a liability than anything else.

    Face it, salaries in the NHS and universities are shite so when you try to find a job in the real world you better not tell them you have a Ph.D. That would put you in the overqualified category which is another way to say that you are either too old or you are threatening some people already in place in the company... not a good way to start.

    Me, after looking for work (from a postdoc) over and over again, I swallowed the little pride I had left and took that techie job I always dreamt of... not. Still better than being on the dull, I guess... pays the bills anyway.

    Why, yes! I am bitter.

    1. Re:These days in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being on the "dull" - it's "dole" you jackass.

      That aside, you probably have a Ph.D. in something useless and offer no value to potential employers. Or you have no idea how to market yourself. Either way, you are proof that having a Ph.D. doesn't guarantee you anything. I on the other hand prove that if you are smart and a good communicator like I am opportunities come to you, especially with a Ph.D. in an interesting field.

      Next time you get a Ph.D., study something that matters to people that have money to pay you.

    2. Re:These days in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean on the dole there "mate".
      Friggin' Brits... ;-)

      An Anonymous Irishman...

    3. Re:These days in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Still better than being on the dull, I guess... pays the bills anyway.


      The word is "dole", not "dull", doctor boy. :-)

    4. Re:These days in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Being on the "dull" - it's "dole" you jackass.


      That aside, you probably have a Ph.D. in something useless and offer no value to potential employers.


      Question, do you actually live in the UK? From your use of 'jackass' I expect you don't. Please refrain from posting comments until you actually know what you're talking about. IT jobs in the UK tend to fall into two camps: jobs in the university sector which pay a pittance (half to 2/3rds of industry), and you have to cope with universities bursting with students, or IT industry which pay better but only want donkeys and offer entry-mid level jobs. Both are not that fun, and are a constant misery and pennance for someone with a PhD who did it to make a menaningful contribution.

    5. Re:These days in the UK... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Having a Ph.D. is more a liability than anything else.

      That certainly has not been my experience. While you may find yourself classified as overqualified on occasion, chances are that you are really looking at the wrong job if that is the case. Just as many times I've found that people respect the dedication that it takes to get through a doctoral program and give you preference over people with lesser credentials. It just opens doors for you.

      And then there are the plum jobs where a Ph.D. is just flat out required. In many technical organziations a Ph.D. is required for senior level positions. You might get hired in at some level, but in the long run you will find yourself bumping up against a glass ceiling without that Ph.D. A VP in R&D at a major company without a Ph.D.? Not going to happen.

  18. Ph. D = cool job by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you have a Ph. D and you're working at Google, you've got a great job. Ph. D jobs are worth the work for the degree, believe me. However, don't think you'll just be able to glide into getting that degree like you can with a BS... because professors will not just let you out! A Ph.D is designed to figure out which people actually can be creative and think of new stuff, and to keep out the "Ivan make basket" (you need communications skills) or "i learned it in 24 hours, and I think I'm a god now" (how many patents do you have? I thought so) folks.

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    1. Re:Ph. D = cool job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got to be kidding! Most PhD types are there because they don't want to deal with the real world after college and M&S, and figure that collecting degrees is the best way to avoid that. PhDs are just like everyone else - 50% are morons, 40% are good and 8% are those you'd like to work with, and 2% are truely impressive.

    2. Re:Ph. D = cool job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      However, don't think you'll just be able to glide into getting that degree like you can with a BS...

      Uhmm. I'm not sure what university YOU attended, but I can assure you I didn't glide through anything. If you screwed around while doing your undergrad and it was easy, shame on you for picking a lame program.

    3. Re:Ph. D = cool job by back_pages · · Score: 1
      I agree wholeheartedly.

      I left school in disguist halfway through my Master's. I was doing just fine, but the politics, beauracracy, and bullshit was WAY too deep for me to tolerate while paying tuition and rent on my own. I've spent too much time working in the real world to stomach that crap.

      For me, grad school was like a job so crappy that I'd be hunting for another job, but it was costing me $15,000 per year instead of paying me $30,000 per year. So I put my money where my mouth was and found a job that pays $50,000 per year and Virginia Tech's computer science graduate school can suck my nuts. Wheee!

    4. Re:Ph. D = cool job by back_pages · · Score: 1

      I spelled "disgust" like 4 times before deciding that "disguist" was correct... shame on me, I guess.

    5. Re:Ph. D = cool job by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Uhmm. I'm not sure what university YOU attended, but I can assure you I didn't glide through anything. If you screwed around while doing your undergrad and it was easy, shame on you for picking a lame program.

      But weren't at least 20-30% of the people in your program rampant cheaters? I bet they were. And they glided through.

  19. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    i have a PHD in engineering and so far i can't help feel it was a waste of time in regards to gaining a good job, so much so i have seriouly been thinking about becoming a plumber ! yep i can earn more money and have a better quality of life as a plumber than i can as a PHD wealding engineer, even the emploment agencys say "i see you have a PHD but do you have any experience outside of academia ?"

    1. Re:Amen by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      wow. all that time in school and you never learned the difference between weald and wield? How, exactly, would one 'forest or wooded area' a PhD?

    2. Re:Amen by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      You might want to get an extra PhD in "Punctuation and Capitalization in Modern Society".

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    3. Re:Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well America has literacy levels like that of third world nations 67th/100

      sums up USA's education standards really
      MUST TRY HARDER

    4. Re:Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he did his PhD in a proper subject instead of English?

    5. Re:Amen by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Maybe he did his PhD in a proper subject instead of English?

      Perhaps. And yet, I find it amusing that so many of the people who wish to comment on America's educational system commit so many glaring errors. It's ironic, and not in an Alanis way.

    6. Re:Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Clear language engenders clear thought, and clear thought is the most important benefit of education." - The Underground Grammarian

    7. Re:Amen by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      Maybe he did his PhD in a proper subject instead of English?

      Maybe 80% of successful engineering is successfully communicating what you did? Maybe a PhD involves a giant report? As does a Master's, and often even an undergrad degree?

      I TAed last semester and people used to bitch at me for taking off marks when their stuff didn't compile due to spelling mistakes. Who the hell would accept a program that didn't compile in the business world? English (or whatever your chosen language is) matters.

    8. Re:Amen by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      And yet, I find it amusing that so many of the people who wish to comment on America's educational system commit so many glaring errors.

      Teh Amreican Edumacational sistem is dubm!

  20. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do any of the mods actually click on the link?

    That link takes you to a registration page. Please mod this one down.

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    Courtesy of bugmenot.

  22. that's odd... by maxbang · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought Microsoft had more phd than Google. Wait, is it spelled fud or phd? See? Their phd has already phdded my fragile mind! Ah, phuk 'em.

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  23. As many PhDs as Microsoft? by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article doesn't actually say Google has as many PhD's as Microsoft, only that Google has recruited as many PhDs from Washington University as Microsoft has.

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  24. Project orientation by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you can finish original research and a dissertation, then most likely you can finish any project handed to you if you have acheived a PhD. Most likely! All of the "high-end degrees are unnecessary" whiners never had to teach, research, write, suffer an advisor, AND find time to sleep all for 12000USD a year and a tuition waver. My advisor makes every boss I have ever had look like Caspar Fucking Milquetoast. Science PhDs tend to be particularly motivated, but don't discount us social science types, just because we want our summers off and tenure someday. ;-)

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    1. Re:Project orientation by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >whiners never had to teach, research, write, suffer an advisor, AND find time to sleep all for 12000USD a year and a tuition waver.

      So basically PhD are better since you lived a poor life at the hands of a PHB?

      How is this different from the rest of us?

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    2. Re:Project orientation by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1


      So basically PhD are better since you lived a poor life at the hands of a PHB?


      And produced a monster original project on your own.

      How is this different from the rest of us?

      More work. Less pay. Future reward.

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    3. Re:Project orientation by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      If you can finish original research and a dissertation, then most likely you can finish any project handed to you if you have acheived a PhD.
      Should you have inserted a qualifier about possibly needing 7 years to complete it?
    4. Re:Project orientation by westendgirl · · Score: 1
      Exactly. Employers tend to misunderstand other things, too. For example, I recently completed my MBA. Last week, I interviewed for a marketing job at a software company. The VP told me he didn't hire MBAs because they weren't detail-oriented. Right, because a higher degree means you couldn't possible look at details. You couldn't possible have stayed up till 4 am while trying to build a random walk or research the number of stethoscopes sold in Georgia each year.

      I decided not to point out the financial errors in their annual report. And, after some more thought, it's occurred to me that maybe "detail-oriented" was just a reflection of the VP's fear. He didn't seem very secure.

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    5. Re:Project orientation by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      Should you have inserted a qualifier about possibly needing 7 years to complete it?

      I will finish my PhD in 3.5 years at a major land-grant research institution. It all depends on the scale and scope of your project. Some science PhDs wait YEARS for their data sets to finalize -- astronomy and ecology come to mind here. Then there is waiting around on grant money, teaching, etc. It is much more than writing a dissertation, which is a misconception that many people who haven't taken the leap have. It isn't just another X more years of school. It is a long process with many, many steps and many. many frustrations. Essentially, you have earned your PhD when you are accepted into the program. Surviving the program is the trick to actually being called 'Doctor SuchandSuch.'

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    6. Re:Project orientation by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      The VP told me he didn't hire MBAs because they weren't detail-oriented. Right, because a higher degree means you couldn't possible look at details. You couldn't possible have stayed up till 4 am while trying to build a random walk or research the number of stethoscopes sold in Georgia each year.

      And that is JUST an MBA. ;-) Imagine getting your head handed to you by a world-famous expert in your chosen field over what seems to be a minor detail. You become detail-oriented very fucking quickly. For example, I was, IMHO and /. posts aside, a very good writer -- I worked as a journalist -- before I went to get my doctorate. I have had to ramp up my writing skills so much -- most of it centered around clarity and syntax details -- because, in the academy, you don't just sound stupid.

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  25. Google's PhD army extends much further... by WallaceSz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    With the release of their APIs in 2002, Google opened the gates to aspiring PhD's outside the company.

    These efforts have yielded some well known products, such as Google Alert and Google Dance Tool. Would be interesting to see how these API offerings will react to Google's IPO.

    1. Re:Google's PhD army extends much further... by markkellman · · Score: 1
      Indeed... See this Wired article about Google's "Secret R&D Army":

      "It's working. 'We get clever hacks, educational uses, and wacky stuff,' says Nelson Minar, who runs the API effort. 'We love to see people do creative things with our product.'"

      Good question if this attitude will continue after the IPO...

  26. PhD = Management by superid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at a research lab of roughly 2000 people or so. The majority of employees are engineers (all kinds), math, phyics, chemistry, etc, majors. We have a lot of opportunities for education including on-site masters programs in Computer Science, Electrical Engineer, and Ocean Acoustics.

    There are also long term offsite programs where you can go get a Ph.D. and this is also popular. However, of all the people that I know here with Ph.D's the majority seem to migrate into project management, essentially doing nothing but running a small team, writing proposals and giving presentations. Eventually they move into fulltime management where they even give up driving the technical direction of the programs they may at one time have created.

    1. Re:PhD = Management by mikael · · Score: 1

      There are also long term offsite programs where you can go get a Ph.D. and this is also popular. However, of all the people that I know here with Ph.D's the majority seem to migrate into project management, essentially doing nothing but running a small team, writing proposals and giving presentations.

      Are you mistaking age for qualifications? In your comment, you mention "long term offsite programs". If it takes 6 years part-time to complete a Ph.D, and the staff already have 5+ years experience (some MSc programs require 2 years industrial experience before considering applicants) and then its another three years part-time to complete the MSc, then by the time the PhD is completed (+six years), the staff would proably be in their late-30's. There wouldn't be many career options except to move into management.

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    2. Re:PhD = Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... where did you say you worked?

    3. Re:PhD = Management by jim_deane · · Score: 1


      Hmm. Your company sounds interesting. What does your company do?

      Feel free to take it to email, you can reach me at kansas_physicist at sbcglobal dot net.

      Jim

    4. Re:PhD = Management by jim_deane · · Score: 1



      Please disregard my previous message; I found your email address.

      Jim

  27. Google outsource research too! by manmanic · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not only a matter of internal PhDs at the company which help along their R&D efforts. Thousands of developers outside of Google are using the Google APIs to create new Google applications. Some notable hits are BananaSlug and GoogleAlert (the latter of which is indeed the product of a PhD, according to this article). The fact that Google is able to tempt so many to build on their platform is another sign of their popularity with the academic nerdy elite.

    1. Re:Google outsource research too! by Derek+Mason · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, I reckon that one of Google's main motivating factors behind the APIs is to have top development talent find them, and save them having to scour the earth. But they do also seem to be looking to make money from the APIs - see this article about Google Alert for an example.

    2. Re:Google outsource research too! by markkellman · · Score: 1
      Indeed... See this Wired article about Google's "Secret R&D Army":

      "It's working. 'We get clever hacks, educational uses, and wacky stuff,' says Nelson Minar, who runs the API effort. 'We love to see people do creative things with our product.'"

      Wonder if this attitude will continue after the IPO...

    3. Re:Google outsource research too! by scosol · · Score: 1

      GoogleAlert:

      "Automatic daily Google search, results by email"?

      Hahaha sounds like a big waste of a PhD to me- "Look, I connected these 2 APIs with a perl script!" :p

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    4. Re:Google outsource research too! by bslug · · Score: 1

      Right... I wrote BananaSlug with a mere MS (though Eric Schmidt was my TA back in grad school)

  28. PhD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many other companies put "Ph.D. a plus" in their

    Does that apply to those we get thru spam?

    Aside from those in spam, I can tell you from my experience that some people who obtained their PhD's (in the Medical field) from respectable universities are more like a BSc level.

  29. The only coder at my company by dave420 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to work on something with someone else. Being the only coder where I work is a bit lonely :-P

  30. How many PHBs by lecithin · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many PHBs have PHDs?

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  31. Job choices by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone with a Doctorate degree looks at a University, where labs and resources are for research, but everything will be owned by the school.

    Any major company that does research, where ownership is the companies.

    Google, where it appears you can profit from your own side jobs. The regular job is doing cool research too!

    Good choices, for different goals.

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  32. Patentable Business Practice? by thebes · · Score: 0

    Though I guess google isn't evil, so I don't see them doing it. And yes, this is mostly a joke, but it is something that is likely somewhat unique in a lot of ways. And stating the obvious here, google, seems to do a lot of things right, and it shows. I think google deserves to be paid royalties for people which follow their practices. Although I somewhat doubt that many, if any, others would be capable of successfully following suit.

  33. It's not the amount of PhDs but the amount of PHBs by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think one of the reasons behind Google's success isn't just the sheer number of PhDs they have. Its the PhD's having the power, rather than the PHBs (pointy-haired bosses). It's one thing to be working with intelligent, science-oriented people. It's better to be working for intelligent, science-oriented people.

    Anyone can hire PhDs. Even the government. But there may be a corporate culture that doesn't take risks, that cares too much about short-term profit, that is affected by political considerations. In Google, the nerds seem to run the show. They have the business people, and great branding. But the technical side of things is the priority.

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  34. Here's how to solve that problem. by MongooseCN · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was applying for temp work and the first agency said I was over qualified and probably wouldn't enjoy the work they could give me. They said they'd look if they really wanted me to but then never got back to me with any jobs.

    After that I went to some more temp agencies, but I dumbed down my resume. Instead of "software engineer" I was a "computer programmer". I put a 2.2 GPA (my school doesn't officially give out GPAs anyways...). Most of the skills in my skills list were removed and I replace them with my hobbies. All references to money, like how much money I saved a company, were removed.

    Suddenly I had 2 offers for jobs at one agency and 1 offer at another agency. They were the same types of jobs that the first agency was giving out. It's surprising the number of companies willing to pay $14/hour for dumb ex-computer people.

    1. Re:Here's how to solve that problem. by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      I strongly considered this during my last job search when it became painfully obvious that my PhD was not helping me. The only thing that stopped me from doing it was the fact that I finally got a job in academia where the PhD was a definitive plus.

      In fact, in my last resume, I think I put the education at the bottom, choosing to lead with my experiences section. That way if I was lucky enough to get past the keyword screens to a real human being, they would see the PhD last.

    2. Re:Here's how to solve that problem. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >It's surprising the number of companies willing to pay $14/hour for dumb ex-computer people.

      Thats because companies know that only dumb ex-compter people will be happy with $14/hour.

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    3. Re:Here's how to solve that problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh if you're in college than 14bucks an hour is a sweet job, even if you are a CS major.

      Of my CS associates at Va Tech, only a very few had a job nice enough to let them work with computers and get paid 14/hr.

    4. Re:Here's how to solve that problem. by menscher · · Score: 1
      I put the education at the bottom, choosing to lead with my experiences section.

      I do the same thing. The very last line of my resume indicates that I'm a couple months away from a PhD in Physics. No sense scaring them away early.

      This came after NCSA told me I was overqualified. Course, it was just a help-desk position. ;)

  35. Education by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I have a B ASc (Mechanical) Honours (4 year).

    Many people with less education, like some 2 year design college grads think they got the same education. I took all of calculus in 2 courses, it took you 3 years, obviously my instructors were better.
    If you haven't taken it, you really shouldn't discount it as worthless.

    Now as to the value, good grad school research can be valuable. You can probaly get better technical direction than a typical work project, and might have the time to do it technically right.
    You can take grad courses which are more advanced and ideally generate some new theory or ideas on your field.

    It is correct that most of this doesn't typically apply directly to the normal job as a code monkey. However it can certainly add value if you delve into similar fields.
    Even if you are working in an 'unrelated' topic, the advanced knowledge you gained might be somewhat transferable.
    At the very least you will have had the opportunity to apply the years of education to a problem, and make judgements on how to attack it. If you actually get your Masters PhD at the end, you should have even done a not awful job of it.

    1. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmmm. I've taught calculus to engineers like you. If you think you got 'all of it' in your 2 courses you are quite confused about your grasp of mathematics :)

  36. Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by boris_qd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is innovation? - you can be coding monkey without a PHD - sure. If you like it then don't get a PHD. But where has the real innovation come from?

    The transistor? Nuclear weapons? Drugs that save your ass? What other technology came out of Bell Labs?

    The real innovation in our society is done for the most part by people with PHD's. Amazon.com, eBay - these are small innovations compared to the above. The groundwork was laid by the PHD's creating the underlying technology.

    Boris

    1. Re:Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can pull examples out of my ass too.

      What about the fridge, car, or airplane?
      No PHD : D OMG your world is coming to an end.

      Most real innovation is made by the person- not the education.

    2. Re:Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by slimak · · Score: 1

      Ah the transistor, quiet possibly the single most influential invention in the past 100+ years. And, by the only person (I believe) to win 2 nobel prizes in physics. That my friend is impressive. In 200 years who do you think will be the most well known person associated with the state of Illinois in the US? Today it is probably Lincoln, then likely to be John Bardeen.

    3. Re:Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real innovation in our society is done for the most part by people with PHD's. Amazon.com, eBay - these are small innovations compared to the above. The groundwork was laid by the PHD's creating the underlying technology.

      Most of the PHDs I've worked with are great in their field, but known nothing about shipping robust products on a tight schedule.

      But you know, if you want them to come up with a hairy-assed way of doing things that they might complete some time 5 years from now, or that's over-designed for the specific scenario, they're the guys you want on your team.

      PHD's don't mean smarter, or better educated. They just mean that you can let them work without managing their time. Sometimes.

    4. Re:Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

    5. Re:Slashdot reader are naive (suprise!) by pluvia · · Score: 1

      I agree with Dirk Pitt: it is not exactly a causal relationship -- the Ph.D is incidental. Universities are a primary source of funding for research. Doing said research earns you a Ph.D. It's very rare to get a research position anywhere without advanced education, and it's very hard to do research without funding.

      If you are dedicated to innovation and research, Universities and Ph.Ds are the modern well-beaten (and well-funded) path, not the cause of the innovation.

  37. How many companies put PhD is a plus by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot. Very few make use of it though...

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  38. Spin-meisters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, anyone else want to try and pump up the Google stock price hype ?

  39. 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by doodlelogic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well if it wasn't for the US (and Soviet) governments there wouldn't be the spacecraft whose missions so often make it to the front page of this site. Not satelite TV. Nor thousands of medicines. And without universities, who duck the corporate need for the quick profit grab, there'd be no BSD, no Turing, and no Newton.

    I would defy the poster to name a single world changing product in science, technology and medicine that has not come about as a result of massive, detailed and prolonged research.

    Fine, some arise from the back-garden boffins like the monk and his runner beans, dyson and his hoovers, and the bloke who invented the cats-eye and is now one of the richest self-made men in the world, and others arise through the corporate route (a la Jobs and Gates), but common to these cases, as well as the thousands of advances that come through the government and university sectors, is the absolute necessity for the product or idea to go through rigourous testing and research before it is capable of use in the outside world.

    There is some role for inspiration but the fact remains: without a detailed grounding in your field your flash of inspiration is likely to have been thought of before; if it has not been applied it is probably because it requires you to do a hefty chunk of research to prove the theory.

    There are no, or few, free rides left. If anyone finds one, send it my way!

    1. Re:1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by jamie812 · · Score: 1
      I would defy the poster to name a single world changing product in science, technology and medicine that has not come about as a result of massive, detailed and prolonged research.

      The wheel.

    2. Re:1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >Well if it wasn't for the US (and Soviet) governments there wouldn't be the spacecraft whose missions so often make it to the front page of this site.

      This is more of a function of man's ego and the sheer amount of money the governments have. Not because of some inate, "for the greater good", "scientific progress will help all man-kind" characteristic of a national government. If it was, why hasn't there been any advances in space travel in the past 30 years?

      >Not satelite TV.

      Private industry pushes that. The goverment only licences it.

      >Nor thousands of medicines.

      Yes, lets forget about the huge pharmautical companies. What is the name of the goverment body that researches, develops, clinically tests and distrubutes drugs again?

      >And without universities, who duck the corporate need for the quick profit grab

      Thats because they they have a steady stream of customers in undergrad students. Who do you think is better off, a tenred professor or a small/medium business owner?

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    3. Re:1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The wheel

      Wasn't that from made possible by some research grant from the Romans?

    4. Re:1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well if it wasn't for the US (and Soviet) governments there wouldn't be the spacecraft whose missions so often make it to the front page of this site."

      When they crash and burn.

    5. Re:1% inspiration, 99% perspiration by glorf · · Score: 1

      I think OP was trying to make a point about the government not being productive despite being chock full of PhDs. You respond with the government being responsible for incredible feats in the space program.

      I don't know about the Soviet space program, but the US space program uses a lot of contractors that come up with loads of that stuff. So can you really credit the PhDs directly employed by the government? After all it seems that those same contractors get the blame when it doesn't work.(like Morton Thiokol for faulty O-rings, Perkin Elmer's flawed Hubble mirror, and was it Lockheed that had the metric/imperial snafu?)

      As for world changing science, another poster mentioned the wheel, but I wouldn't be surprised if that did require research and development. But the concept of zero, which I think most would consider fairly important to science, is one of those things someone just realizes one day.

  40. Army? Well not really... by jonasmit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article never even states how many Google employees have PH.D's anyway - only that it is probably more than 100 (out of 1900).

    That is slightly over 5%. Sure, in many industries that would be very high but at a tech company - I am not so sure - and for a mature research organization that might be low (the drug industry or checmical companies).

    However, the real advantage is that the *encourage* employees to perform independent research and that they hire people with that mindset. The PhD is a predictor of that mentality but the culture is what makes it work.

  41. Ph.D. a DISadvantage by ifwm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my industry (mental health) a Ph.D is something that is not actively sought by hiring professionals, and may actually be a hindrance. Masters degreed therapists are cheaper for you and insurance. In addition, there is a bias (in my opinion well supported) that Ph.D's are "lab rats" and do not focus as much on their skills as a therapist. That is why the Psy.D degree was created, in order to differentiate between researchers and practicing professionals.

  42. Googlefight it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Results of the fight between "Ph.D. a plus" and "MCSE a plus"

    (The winner is: "MCSE a plus")

    It's the scientific way ;)

    1. Re:Googlefight it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. Anyone have a copy of the article? by pen · · Score: 1
    "Why I Never Hire Brilliant Men," an article published in the 1920's in the American magazine, is a typical specimen of an earlier era.
    Anyone have a copy of that article? Google hasn't found anything.
  44. I seriously hope Google won't IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because that will be the end of them. Not in the short term, but in the longer term.

    Once they start running the quartal economy race, I'm sure quality of Google will go down the drain and it will be the end of a good search engine. Google will end up as a bastardized Alta Vista (pay and get higher rankings) or it will start transforming into more and more of a TIA database than it is today.

  45. How to lie with statistics by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 2, Informative

    The page you reference is a great example of how statistics can prove anything. Your page lists school life expentancy. The differences are explained by the fact that many countries require 13 years of compulsory education vice 12 in the US. Look at the numbers here. Now look at average years of schooling which includes non-compulsory eduction. By gosh, the US is number one.

    1. Re:How to lie with statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      so you spend more time in school than any other nation yet still have terrible literacy, math, science etc etc

      face it, you might think you work hard but other nations work harder, because they want it more, perhaps you should stay in bowling class

    2. Re:How to lie with statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehm, if ANY other country had 13 years of compulsory schooling, that country would be ahead of the US in the average years of schooling list, shouldn't it..?

      Anyway, Sweden has only 9 years of compulsory school and is still ahead of the US, as are all other nordic countris...

    3. Re:How to lie with statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're wrong, too. The average years of schooling is for the entire adult population, while the other statistics (the ones with Norway on first place) are for the people that just graduated.

      This means that the US had a better education in the past than in the present.

    4. Re:How to lie with statistics by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Your still missing something... population. If a country has 2 people in it and they both are well educated then its 100%. If the U.S. pops out 5 million people of equal intelligence , it is only a small percent, but much greater in reality. And as far as literacy goes in America, its a whole different ball game here. Everyone is an immigrant and that can really distort any comparison you make to any other country. Regardless, intelligence is not additive, if you have 2 people that are equally smart, making them work together does not double their total intelligence, the intelligence level remains the same. There are just too many things to take into account that mess up the accuracy of these ratings. The US isn't trying to have the most intelligent people in the world, our whole purpose is to just be a free land that will take your tired, hungry, oppressed, poor,etc.. It just happens that many people are also very well educated, its just that a large portion of our population has no interest in such things, and why should they if they don't want to? The nations of the world aren't in a pissing match to see who can produce the smartest people, well at least the US isn't, despite what others may make of it.
      Regards,
      Steve

  46. Don't forget by plopez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    90% or more of start ups and product launches fail, mostly in the first year. That track record is not a
    a good argument for using a 'traditional' business model. There is no doubt Google has beaten the odds, and they have done some things differently. I.e. the radical notion of becoming profitable *before* the IPO.

    Google is a good case study. Everything they do should be reviewed for lessons in success.

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  47. I interviewed at Google by MarkWatson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To be honest, when Google flew me to California for an interview, I was luke warm about the idea of working for Google because I love my life style living in the mountains of Northern Arizona.

    However, after spending a day being interviewed by 6 extremely bright and creative people, I very much wanted the job (I did not get it, oh well). It is true that bright people want to work with other bright people. Anyway, it may sound strange, but I view the interview process as a very positive experience (also, after 30 years of working, it was the only job that I tried for that I did not get, so I was able to set most ego stuff aside). In addition to the interviews themselves, I got to have lunch with Peter Norvig and before I left the Google campus a nice person let me ride a Segway :-)

    It really is true that a few very good people are way better than many above average people.

    One of the most fun times in my career was when I had a boss who has a PhD from MIT and hired many other PhDs and MSs from MIT - some of the best colleagues that I ever had.

    Personally, I think that I am going to invest in Google stock, but I am likely to wait for a few months after the IPO (or make a low bid for the IPO).

    -Mark

    1. Re:I interviewed at Google by MarkWatson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One more thing: in just one very long day of interviews, I had my attitude adjusted re: software development:

      I am a hacker (at heart), and I always look to rapidly coding something that works and is solid.

      At Google, it seemed to me that their main focus is on algorithmic development. In the few months since I was at the Google campus, I have found myself "slowing down" and spending much more time thinking through issues of scalability and efficiency (and not just use a "good enough" algorithm, or pull my copy of Cormen/Lieserson/Rivest Algorithms book from my book shelf and not do much original thinking).

      Anyway, I thought that it was cool that an investment of one day actually changed some of my own attitudes about software development (and I am an older guy, coding since the 1960s :-).

      -Mark

    2. Re:I interviewed at Google by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      Mark - thanks for the insight into Google. What do you think caused you to fail the cut? Did you have any patents? Do you think there was any ageism? Had you worked with search technology before?

      You're already modded up, just wanted to learn even more about your experience.

    3. Re:I interviewed at Google by MarkWatson · · Score: 1
      Hello GPLDAN,

      Good question!

      Frankly, I just don't think that I was good enough technically. I have always viewed myself as a "top 1%" person in my field, and Google gets the very best people in the world. Several weeks after my interview, I got an email from one of my interviewers who told me that some absolutely awesome people interview at Google, and do not get hired.

      This might have had something to do with it also: I started out "luke warm" wanting the job (because I have a near perfect lifestyle living in the mountains) and it was only late in the day, after the interview process was about over, that I really, really wanted the job. I might have come off a little pompous earlier in the day. (Originally, I got a cold call from Google's HR department - I did not first contact them. I had two long telephone interviews that were a lot of fun, then they flew me to California for an onsite interview.)

      I do not have any patents, but I am wildly creative. I don't think for a second that it is "ageism" - not that kind of place.

      re: working on search technology: sort of: one of my real passions (technically :-) is AI and text mining. I used to have a live semantic search demo on my web site that used word sense, treated proper names (human, place, products, etc.) specially.

      Anyway, I really enjoy my consulting business, so I am happy enough to have the day at Google, then get back to my own stuff.

      Best regards,

      Mark

    4. Re:I interviewed at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>and I am an older guy, coding since the 1960s

      Which is probably why you did not get the job. Google is well known in the Valley to be filled with mostly Stanford 20 and 30 somethings. My old roommate works there and he has told as much.

  48. Doing complex work without degree by Scott+Richter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Although having an advanced degree is great, some of the best tech sector innovators come without advanced degrees.

    Not for what Google does. This is stuff that generally isn't the material of undergraduate courses, even advanced level. The stuff google is doing is so complex that you need a very strong background to even get to the point that you can use your creativity to solve problems.

    There may be a very few people out there who have the background to do what google requires and don't have Ph.D.'s. For their innovation in algorithm design, such people will be rare. At that level, the coding is the easy part.

    1. Re:Doing complex work without degree by thayner · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine that the complex stuff Google is doing requires a substantial coming up to speed for all employees working on it irrespective of their degrees. After all, Google isn't specifing highly specific Ph.D.s they want, but rather just likes Ph.D.s in general.

      I'd say the biggest plus of hiring Ph.D.s is that Google has a quantifiable analysis of how "smart" that employee is. It's unfortunately much better then a good recommendation from the prospective employee's previous boss, especially these days when the lawyers won't let managers say anything bad about past employees less they get sued. And, a person's position with a company often has as much to do with how good a politician they are as how good an employee they are. All of this causes major problems for companies looking to hire smart people.

      Hiring smart employees is I think Google's major desire, and one I heartily approve of.

    2. Re:Doing complex work without degree by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
      I'd imagine that the complex stuff Google is doing requires a substantial coming up to speed for all employees working on it irrespective of their degrees. After all, Google isn't specifing highly specific Ph.D.s they want, but rather just likes Ph.D.s in general.

      I'm not so sure about that - they seemed pretty much into pattern classification and information theory people when they were recruiting here, but I'm not 100% sure.

      I'd say the biggest plus of hiring Ph.D.s is that Google has a quantifiable analysis of how "smart" that employee is.

      Being a few months away from getting mine, it's changed my tune on how high the bar is for getting a Ph.D. Namely, I realize now how low it is. ;) But seriously, just having the degree means *very* little.

      I'd say they're going after people who are, at least, extremely well versed in multivariate statistics and the algebraic transforms generally attendant with such data. And as someone who works with such data, I can tell you how few people in my Ph.D. program can stare at that stuff for more than 5 minutes before their eyes roll back into their skulls.

  49. "Why I Never Hire Brilliant Men" by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This American Magazine article was mentioned in the NYT piece. I can't find it anywhere! Does anyone have a copy or an excerpt?

  50. phds by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A phd doesn't imply anything. If it comes with good work, and good recs and from a top univ, then you might be considered smart and productive; if you haven't done anything with your 5/6 years, and your recs are bad, then you are an overpaid donkey. and every permutation in between.
    just as technology follows a path from small company/innovative to commoditization, so does ed requirements in an industry; its not that anyone needs a phd, but many cutting edge technologies come out of universitys, and those people have phds.
    Google is fortunate - they have a monopoly posistion (at least de facto for now) and that allows them to hire top talent; as soon as the cash flow drys up, the phds go; look at the formerly world class att res labs.

    There are a small number of companys that consistently do good science, such as ibm and corning and 3m; i suspect they hire phds because innovation is a character trait of people who are not interested in money, and those people often wind up getting phds, because it is a fun way to get to play with toys and do cool stuff.

  51. PhD??? really THAT important? by JackPo · · Score: 1

    I don't think this proves anything. Firms like microsoft specifically go out of their way to hunt down prodigies BEFORE they enter a PhD program.

    I know of at least one other firm (SUPER brain tank) that goes out of their way just to recruit students right after college.

    Why you might ask? Because some of these people are already ULTRA advanced, and you want to grab them while they are young BEFORE they get sucked into academia. What does a PhD prove? That you can learn on your own?

    1. Re:PhD??? really THAT important? by House+of+Usher · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you make the point about some of these labs going and grabbing someone before they're sucked into academia. What about those of us that are fairly smart that were unable to get a job that was "advanced" and required thought due to the lack of economic job market when we left school and our minds have begun to lose their edge?

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      I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
  52. Ph.D == Piled Higher & Deeper by LorenzoV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alas, my experience with Ph.Ds in the workforce has been less than satisfactory. I can recall one gorilla with a Ph.D at a former employer who could not seem to get anything done. Poor slob; his first manager, the poster child for the definition for PHB herself, could not seem to find a way to dismiss him. Instead, she transferred him, with no warnings or cautions to the receiving organization. He ended up working on a project I was on. It was dismal! ... It took close to a year for the company to "get it" and release him.

    Yet, my last boss at my last job before I retired had a Ph.D. A most brilliant fellow. Able, capable, competent, easy to work with. I suppose that in retrospect, I stayed even longer than I might otherwise have because he, and his boss too, were so easy to work with.

    1. Re:Ph.D == Piled Higher & Deeper by codefool · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Agreed. I have never, never ever, met a Ph.D that was worth a toss. In fact, most of the Ph.D's I worked with had no background in computer science whatsoever. By and large their Ph.D's were handed to them by their 'sponsors' from their universities, basically as a quid pro quo for doing research for the sponsor.

      For me, Ph.D adds no points to a CV, and in most cases, gets expedited to file 13.

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      "Stop whining!" - Arnold, as Mr. Kimble
  53. The wheel is nifty, but not without an axle... by doodlelogic · · Score: 1

    The wheel is in the "garden shed" category to be sure, but it went through its own prduct cycle: initially as a Potters' Wheel then attached to two wheeled-carts before being used for sturdier four-wheeled vehicles.

    1. Re:The wheel is nifty, but not without an axle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  54. Re:Well, it beats breaking into parking meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "PS: I'm also planning to get a doctorate in EE
    "

    Why? Oh God, why? The world DOESN'T need yet another candidate in a mature, over-supplied saturated field. Why not go into genetics, or biotechnology, or medecine? You know, fields were you actually get paid?

  55. wall street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i work at an investment bank on wall street and everyone in my group has a phd, (except for me, i have a masters). in my field of work, quantitative finance, looks like i'll be forced to go back for my phd because just about everyone in the field has it...and jobs for those with MS only are getting tougher to find in this field...

    1. Re:wall street by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      Ugh I'm having the same problem. I want to get into that field but I left without my PhD, so I only have my MS. I know that I'm going to have to finish my PhD if I plan to get anywhere in that field. It's just an entry-level job requirement.

  56. Re:Rich Parents? by zensmile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What has this got to do with the topic? I am about sick of /. these days. More political crap being slung than on Slate.

  57. Don't have to be rich by willy_me · · Score: 4, Interesting
    at least in Canada. Typically, PhD students teach while they're working on their PhD. They don't have to, but they can typically pay their way through school. Other then that there is always student loans. My sister has ~100g of debt from ~8 years of student loans, but with her MD it won't take her long to pay it off.

    On a side note, The University of Northern British Columbia, UNBC, has recently halved their tuition for Master degrees and removed tuition completely for their PhD programs. Granted, it'll still be a couple of years before they offer a PhD in CompSci, but one can't complain about being free.. I guess they're doing this because they want to become a more research oriented university - and it sucks to live in northern BC... trust me, I know.. (On the bright side, there are some great profs and a really low student/prof ratio. And the cost of living - I'm paying $300/month cnd, everything included.)

    1. Re:Don't have to be rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A matter of opinion perhaps. The cost of living is definately very cheap, but if you're expecting something metropolitan you'll be disappointed. On the other hand, the recreation opportunities are boundless, summer and winter, all types. Beautiful region, great people... make it what you will, believe me, I know. And chances are I know you as well.

    2. Re:Don't have to be rich by Prendeghast · · Score: 1

      In the UK you get funded for your PhD.

      Caveat 1: Only for a fixed time period (so if you take four years to finish you PhD you are on your own for the last year.

      Caveat 2: Not a huge amount! (Although if you do a PhD in experimental particle physics you can get sent to Stanford University, CA, with accomodation paid and an additional stipend for cost of living :)

    3. Re:Don't have to be rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, The University of Northern British Columbia, UNBC [www.unbc.ca], has recently halved their tuition for Master degrees and removed tuition completely for their PhD programs.

      So let me get this straight: these "free" or cut tuitions are actually paid by the non-master / PhD students.

      So I pay for the studies of my future bosses, who will make more money than me in the end.

      This just sounds so fair! I can't wait for the extra non-Phd tax to help them build a better retirement fund.

    4. Re:Don't have to be rich by Impeesa · · Score: 1

      And here I thought I'd have to go out of town if I ever wanted to go past a Masters (if I make it that far, of course). Even if a "higher-quality" program catches my eye... you said it yourself, you really can't argue with $FREE.

      BTW, are you a UNBC Masters student yourself? I'm not quite, but chances are I know you anyways.

    5. Re:Don't have to be rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Egads, an extra $2 a year! Maybe if you realized that increasing the number of masters and PhD students coming from the university increases the value of your undergraduate degree you'd stop your selfish bullshit whining. Life isn't fair, get over it.

    6. Re:Don't have to be rich by hampton · · Score: 1

      UNBC sounds like it really has it's act together. I'm in Kamloops, attending UCC, which has 3x more students yet no graduate level programs.

    7. Re:Don't have to be rich by willy_me · · Score: 1

      Personal taste. I'll agree that the people are much friendlier, it's just that the town sucks, even compared to other smaller towns. If you want a rural lifestyle with lots of outdoor activities, there are better towns to live. For example, Smithers or Fort St. James. If you want the luxuries of a city without living in a big city (and I'm no fan of big cities), try the Island or Okanagan area. Prince George kind of sits in the middle and has the worst of both worlds, and best of neither. OK, maybe I'm not being that fair, it's just I've lived in a lot of different BC cities (8) and I don't think PG has much going for it - with exception of the university. And considering that house prices / rent are so outrageously cheap, it appears that there aren't that many other people who like it either. Or maybe people like it - it's just there is no work.

      Regardless of what I think, it all boils down to personal opinion. Some people love PG, but most don't. But this is actually a good thing because if everyone wanted to be in PG, it would loose those qualities that people currently love it for. If you're one of those people who wants to stay in PG then that's just great. Like I said, there are lots of great people here. But I still think that one of the main reasons UNBC is reducing the price of post-grad tuition is so that it can attract people to UNBC that otherwise wouldn't want to live in PG.

  58. 20% of what time? by llopis · · Score: 1

    They get to spend 20% of their time in their own project. I wonder what that means. 20% of what time? From what I understand, people at Google work very long hours (out of choice mostly). Someone who worked 40-hour weeks at a regular company would have a lot more time to spare in their own projects. Having said that, I really agree with the sentiment of hiring the best and brightest and letting them do their own thing.

  59. recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I recently had an interview with google where it was painfully obvious to me that all of the following were true:

    1. That nobody had read my resume
    2. That the technical interviewees hadnt more than a basic understanding of unix or networking
    3. That they took me for a sucker by offering sub-standard salary in exchange for stock and working a 'cool' company.
    4. That the interviewers were more interested in talking about themselves.

    Had they bothered to even read my resume the would have known that I was a veteran dot-commie with several IPOs and founders stock. That I had used the 'we are cool, you want to work here and take sub-standard pay in exchange for stock' line more times than they had and that I knew that this was not 1996 anymore.

    They would have know that I have several patents and that I know the technology that their product is based on better than the interviewer and perhaps would have put their junior interns to interview with me instead of their pretty-boy prestige PHD types who have 0 real world experience.

    Had they read my fucking resume the would have known that I didnt want an entry level job at their 'cool comapny' for a 1/10th the pay I am accustom to and that I would have quickly passed my collegues or done my very best to expose them for the idiots they are.

    Cool changes like the winds off Candle Stick Point google should know this, if they dont, they're in for a nasty suprise once their keystone investors make their returns.

    My is name withheld to keep the idiots in Google's HR department safely blinded by their own ambition and perceived sucess.

    1. Re:recent interview with google by Bellyflop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't be suprised if some people at Google did those things to you. But the onus is really on you to know what kind of job you're interviewing for before you go into the interview. It is possible to get a vague idea of pay and level before the interview. If they are really offering you 1/10th of the pay, then it sounds like you were interviewing for an entry level job when you expected an executive job and you really should have known the difference.

    2. Re:recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I explicitly told the recruiter that I was not in the market for an entry level position and repeatedly refused to interview for said posistions and asked for clairification up to, and including during the interview with each interviewer, we were all on the same page with regards to position and title, except to writ 'appropriate compenstaion' was.

      I would have liked to give the recruiter the benefit of the doubt, however I honestly think that the interviewer was very disorganized as he was unable to call my personal telephone number over the number listed on my resume among other little things that told me that there were more important things than to put his best into the job.

      nice try. next.

    3. Re:recent interview with google by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      Hmm still sounds to me like this miscommunication could have been figured out long before a day long interview is over. If I got the feeling that an interview was for an entry-level position, I'd just ask. It's a valid question. Besides, didn't you think it was odd that you were interviewing with lower-level people when you clearly wanted an executive level position?

    4. Re:recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are confusing this with another post. These were all tele-interviews, not in the flesh.
      And yes I agree with your point about the misscommunications, however, despite my questions, and assertions it would seem that the folks at google were more interested in catering to their own egos.

      Yet Vjay, you know me, and I know you and rather than divulge my identity i'll contact you off /.

    5. Re:recent interview with google by ploppy · · Score: 1
      Your comment seems to be nothing but a spiteful immature whine, sent because Google dared to reject you.

      I have also interviewed at Google (and was offered the job BTW), and I recognise nothing in your post. Not only did it appear that they had studied my CV (resume), but the people I interviewed with were very bright and very knowledgeable.

      Please do yourself a favour, if the only thing you can do is criticise - shut up.

    6. Re:recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      au contrair,
      I rejected them after this waste of time.

      nice, try, next.

    7. Re:recent interview with google by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't let it bother you too much. I recently(about a year ago) had a similar experience with a company in the Bay Area where I live. The guy(some 25 year old "director") kept going on about how they were about to go IPO, and that I should feel privileged to interview for that highly competetive job. Now a year later they still haven't gone public and a number of competitors have sprung up in their niche. I have since found a much better job than they were offering, for more money.

      Unfortunately five years ago these companies had god-like status, especially among computer people. Myself and almost every computer person I know worked for low wages in exchange for shares/options which never existed or in companies which were worth nothing. The world has moved on since then but these companies refuse to catch up.

      Just be up front about it so you don't waste your time at interviews. If they start saying stuff like "We expect everyone to work 10-12 hour days, for low wages and stock options." just politely get up a leave. We, as computer people, get f'd over way too much because we are generally nice, non-confrontational people. For the few hours you are in an interview think like a used car salesman.

      P.S. BTW, larger companies tend to put their worst employees in HR, like the ones that they can't quite justify getting rid of, but who can't be trusted with anything else. It's been like that for years and years, which is pretty scary if you think about it.

    8. Re:recent interview with google by ploppy · · Score: 1
      Any company which starts an interview by saying what a privilege it is to work for them are arseholes. It up to you to make that decision, and you should always remember an interview is a two-way process.

      Google never did anything so crass or stupid as this, contrary to what the original poster claims. It's also worth pointing out that Google interviews are carried out by the engineers themselves not PHBs or HR, and so your comment about HR doesn't really apply here (although I have had a lot of experience with HR in other companies which does tend to back up your comment).

    9. Re:recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly was on your resume? Let me guess.


      Director of Business Development, etoys.com,
      Director of advertising technology, gator.com,
      Fluffer for pets.com mascot

    10. Re:recent interview with google by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      >Any company which starts an interview by saying what a privilege it is to work for them are arseholes.

      Yeah, that is pretty much what I was thinking at the time. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

    11. Re:recent interview with google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree that this post isn't representative of my experience with Google. I'm one of those CS Ph.D.'s that they have been interviewing, and I'll say that the interview process was reasonable, and the interviewers themselves seemed intelligent.

      First, if there was some confusion as to the job you were interviewing for, that's your own fault. My first interaction with Google was a phone "interview" with an HR person who described the position and why my CV was a good match.

      Second, I did not get the impression the interviewers liked to talk about themselves. My first phone conversation was followed by a real phone interview with a technical person. It was 45 minutes, with 40 of those minutes spent on technical questions. If anything, I wanted more of an opportunity to talk about the interviewer and what he did. The onsite interviews were more of the same -- 45 minute sessions with 40 minutes spent on a diverse range of computer science questions. Each session ended with "oh, there's five minutes left, do you have any questions about Google or me?" Again, it would have been nice to talk more about Google/the interviewer.

      As for their expertise, I had heard the names of a few of my interviewers because of their contributions to Linux, Java, networking, distributed systems, etc. They asked some difficult questions, and it was a lot of fun.

      As for the salary, I do think their offer is a little below average, but not absurdly so. Maybe 5 percent or so, and they claim to make up for that with a higher bonus structure.

      Anyway, maybe your experience was different because you weren't looking for an engineering position... but, overall, my experience was very positive and interesting.

  60. Re:Rich Parents? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

    Yay let's bash Bush, since I guess it's not quite as sheeplike as bashing "Micro$oft"... sigh.

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  61. Re:minds from everywhere . Article Text. by jeeten · · Score: 1

    well maintaining and developing a search engine is no less than rocket science or brain surgery. we want more minds coming from different educational backgrounds for far more better results, revolutionized and intelligent concepts that will change the way we search things on the internet. Is GOOOOOOGLE listening.....???????

  62. Registration-free link by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    To circumvent The New York Times required "free registration," click here.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
    1. Re:Registration-free link by Saratoga+C++ · · Score: 1
      To circumvent The New York Times required "free registration," click here [google.com]


      Another Winderful innovation by the wonderful PhD's at Google! (http://www.google.com)
  63. Sorta like Starbucks by westendgirl · · Score: 1

    In my area of Vancouver (where we take coffee very seriously), most of the Starbucks shops unofficially require you to have a university degree. They say it creates a coffee house atmosphere. I'm not sure how true this is, as the barista is usually so busy with orders that our most complex conversations include, "You're out of stir sticks" and "A non-employee is soliciting money from your customers."

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    1. Re:Sorta like Starbucks by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      I can almost see where you'd want someone with a english / philosophy background for a barista job ( provided they have the time to interact with customers, natch ).


      Provided, of course, that an english / philosophy background makes one a good conversationalist.


      One coffee shop I went to had a habit of hiring younger perky blonde women. It was a university town so getting guys to stop in for (lots) of coffee was the idea.


      Current coffee shop I frequent is run by the same guys who run a piercing parlor, so most of the coffee shop employee tend towards the studded and ecclectic.

    2. Re:Sorta like Starbucks by westendgirl · · Score: 1

      I think that good conversationalists could improve the tone of a coffee house. Unfortunately, Starbucks uses a factory-style production system that affords little time for conversation.:)

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  64. Monster is the best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We use it all the time to do jobs, er, get jobs for people

  65. I've known many by HerbanLegend · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I worked for several years as an intern at a giant Pharmaceutical company, in research and development, where EVERY employee had a PhD (except me!). To be honest, I wasn't that impressed with their range of knowledge or their overall competence.

    I think another poster hit the nail on the head when he said that PhDs are overqualified in a teeny, tiny area of study that only they actually care about. However, the "Doctor" title brings out the Ego in many of them, disabling their critical thinking skills (i.e. - "This project is a total waste of time and will never come to anything"). In essence, they're the reason many failed projects go horribly overbudget before they finally die.

    1. Re:I've known many by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "PhD" obviously isn't a qualifier for "knows what they're talking about". It doesn't even mean "pretty good". However:

      a) It means that someone is more likely to be willing to do something for the knowledge rather than the direct money. This is, IMHO, a good correlation to knowing what they're talking about.

      b) It means that they probably have at least some reasonable ability to deal with things abstractly.

      c) It means that they have a certain degree of stick-to-itiveness.

      d) If you're lucky enough to get someone who did their thesis on the area that you're working on, they probably know the area very well.

      Honestly, perhaps because I've been lucky enough to work mostly with PhDs in *academia*, I've found that a PhD doesn't seem to make people arrogant. I personally suspect that if anything, it's a bit humbling -- you realize how much there is to learn.

  66. www.bugmenot.com login by asdren · · Score: 1

    http://www.bugmenot.com/view.php?url=http%3A%2F%2F www.nytimes.com%2F2004%2F06%2F06%2Fbusiness%2Fyour money%2F06digi.html

  67. Poorly written by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Sorry that was poorly written.

    I have had community college engineers with only 2 calculus course tell me they know "all of calculus".
    I had 3 calculus courses, then 2 differential equations courses. They seem unable to grasp there is more to learn beyond what they have been taught.
    I think it would be similarly ignorant to assume that advanced degrees are a waste of time.

  68. Re:One worked for me, and I've worked with others. by gnuLNX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry we woudn't hire you either....to damn bitchy

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    what?
  69. More than Microsoft? Wow... by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    " they estimate that Google has as many Ph.D.'s working for it as Microsoft, which is 30 times larger."

    Is that really something to be proud of? How many Ph.D.'s does MS hire anyways? I believe their business model calls for programmers, not researchers. You don't get a Ph.D. so you can get a job patching up security flaws in Windows XP.

    Its like saying that the small record store down the street sells more CDs than supermarket that is 30 times larger. You are comparing two very different kinds of stores.

    Wake me up when they have more Ph.D.s than a university or defense subcontracter (or any other business that actually hires Ph.D.s) that is 30 times their size.

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    Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
  70. geeks vs. managers by nickjohnson · · Score: 1

    It's a complete reflection on the founders' failures to achieve their own PhD's.

    I say, "good for them." I've worked with a number of PhD's over the years, and they were all great programmers and software engineers, though none of them studied Computer "Science!" As for me, usually their peers in the organizations, I dropped out of high school, and make 75% as much as them. I figure the price of going back to school for the PhD is not worth the extra salary. I mean, we both end up taking orders from the same and a totally different type of beast... the MBA. I wonder how many of those Google has on the management side? Or is the place just a bunch of scientists banding up to show what kind of cool things they can make, like PARC to which the article refers. Anybody been there lately? There's still some PhD's hanging around making cool stuff. And an eerie of pride for the rich history of innovation, and embarrasment for the failure of any long term financial success to keep the place flourishing. Just like the Google founders, incredibly proud for making what they have, and incredible shame for not finishing what they set out to in the first place - their degrees!

  71. So how do you explain MFC? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Hmm?? ;-)

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  72. Yes yes yes good for you. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    But if after all of this schooling you are unable to make yourself into a millionaire or at the very least break even on the cost of your education from birth to PhD then POO ON YOU!

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    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  73. PhD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How many other companies put "Ph.D. a plus" in their want ads?

    Not many, most have "PhD required". I should get a PhD in hotel management or underwater basket weaving to at least get my foot in the door.

  74. Companies ran by "science-oriented people". by KevinDumpsCore · · Score: 1

    > It's one thing to be working with intelligent, science-oriented people. It's better to be working for intelligent, science-oriented people.

    Consider the fates of companies ran by "intelligent, science-oriented people" like ArsDigita (account #1, account #2) and The MIT Blackjack Team.

  75. RTFM? Not really. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The primary goal of the helpdesk is to get the customer to actually RTFM.
    For the "internet" helpdesk, the point is to keep your call times up. When I worked help desk for a (now defunct) company, we were graded on call volume, average call duration, and how well we stuck to the script. Solving the customer's problem was the lowest priority. Our "top" performer would always do the 'try x and then call us back if it doesn't work, okay bye' trick, and it worked.
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    Yeah, right.
    1. Re:RTFM? Not really. by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1
      When I worked help desk for a (now defunct) company, we were graded on call volume, average call duration, and how well we stuck to the script.

      Not all helpdesks are like that though, our main KPIs are first fix and queue waiting time. We are all generalists, there is no script and you could be asked to do anything from helping a user configure personal folders in Outlook to working out why an Exchange server has dropped off the network. We are the first port of call for any and every IT query in the company, some we immediately farm out to 2nd line or specialists but most we at least attempt to deal with ourselves first. We're rather better paid than the average call monkey because we're expected to have a broad knowledge base but the environment is such that we do get to do problem solving and actually (mostly) have the time to spend an hour troubleshooting something if needed. If I sound rather proud of our little helpdesk that's because I am. We are by no means perfect but we provide some of the best 1st line IT support I've ever seen and the users appreciate our efforts. There's no such thing as Someone Elses Problem, if we can't fix it it's down to us to find someone who can and make sure they do it within the appropriate SLA.

      If you get the right environment, like people, like problem solving, and like computers then a good helpdesk job can be perfect. Of course I'll never earn the same money as an experienced developer but I certainly earn more than a junior (side note: I do Open Source development as a hobby but have no desire to do development for a living. I have the skills but not the inclination) and my job satisfaction is high. I also get to forget about work once I leave and that's worth a lot to me :)

  76. Re:Well, it beats breaking into parking meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's not really EE in the "has exclusively to do with electricity" sense, it's more in the direction of hardware verification, at the interface of computer science/mathematics of EE. I.e. proving mathematically that the Pentium does actually calculate FP divisions correctly, given a gate-level description of the chip. There's still quite a lot of work to do in this particular field. Some of the "standard" procedures were only invented in the early nineties.

  77. Morons Cant Do Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google 30 times smaller than Microsoft? How did they measure that? A logarithmic ruler?

  78. Ph.d. thoughts... by algedeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am about to finish my Phd in CS and during these long years, I came to realise that part of the Phd process is (maybe) to figure out what is this all about... be able to answer questions of the form "Does it help me to find a job?", "Should it be useful?" etc.

    My take on this is as follows... It's not about finding a job... it's not about adding another bullet in a CV to impress someone... it doesn't have to be useful or practical.. it doesn't have to cure cancer (although some people do this for a phd)...

    I think a phd is a long thought exercise. You prove to yourself (and to a bunch of other people) that in a finite amount of time, you can understand an area, the issues involved, and you can come up with something innovate, something new... a new problem or an new solution to an old problem...

    how to get a job after all that, is an orthogonal issue... maybe deserving another phd... :-)

    1. Re:Ph.d. thoughts... by joyof · · Score: 1

      Fantastic. I'm embarking on my own phd work this fall after a year spent considering whether I wanted to. My eventual take on the phd, which convinced me that I needed to pursue one, was very similar to this. It is nice to see that I have some hope of keeping a positive outlook on the process even after I've gone through it.

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      The benefits of good programming practices scale with computational power.
  79. Re:It's not the amount of PhDs but the amount of P by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    It should be noted however that just because one has a PhD, it does NOT make one a good boss. Yes, they may be incredibly talented individuals in their field, but that doesn't necessarily mean they have an MBA or the rare ability to be a good manager.

    Having intelligent bosses is good, but not all PhDs would make good bosses.

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  80. Re:Rich Parents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True that.

    BUSH SUCKS!!

  81. I'm leaving the UK for Google and I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a PhD, I'm currently in the UK, and I have to agree. PhD level jobs are very hard to come by in the UK at the moment. After working since the dot com bust in non-PhD level jobs, I applied to Google a couple of months ago. They have offered me a very good job, and I will probably take it. I can't stress enough though how disappointed I am with the UK/Europe that I have to go to California to get my dream job.

    1. Re:I'm leaving the UK for Google and I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think moving to California (Bay Area?) is a bad thing?

      Several points I can think of:

      Pension schemes: US companies offer 401K plans, where up to a certain limit, both the government (and maybe the company) put in a dollar for every dollar you put in. Unlike the UK, your pension scheme won't get raided by shareholders creaming off the "stock price surplus", or even disappear when the company goes into liquidation. Not forgetting tax-raids by the chancellor.

      Non-Compete Agreements: California also has a liberal attitude to non-compete agreements. I can't believe the arrogance of UK companies who believe that they can require you to give 12 months notice for termination and have a non-compete agreement that prevents you working on anything similar "worldwide". Not forgetting anti age-discrimination legislation.

      Career paths - companies in California offer you the choice of a technical or management career paths.

      Salaries - salaries for architects can go beyond $100,000/year. A senior software architect (if there are any left) in the UK, would be lucky to get 30K pounds/year.

      Education - You'll be able to send your children to private schools - free from the social engineering policies in the UK.

      Commute times - Usually around an hour during rush-hour - much less at other times. Not any worse than London or the South East. Housing - Now cheaper than Edinburgh or London! A family home was around $350,000 (200K pounds) the last I heard. Compare that to the price of housing in Edinburgh or London.

  82. PHD??? by ellem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought that was a good way to find a GF b/c her Daddy is a PHD

    Pappa Has Dough

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  83. Well sure they have more PHDs by ellem · · Score: 3, Funny

    But home manny MCSEs do they have?

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  84. Ahhhhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If only I had a dollar for every time I've wanted to whack the shit out of one of our PhDs with a huge clue stick....

    Say it with me kids...PhD -ne Smart (at least not 1. common sense or 2. being able to follow directions)

  85. Well, I have some perspective on this by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do computer support for an engineering department on campus. Means I deal with supporting PhDs (and masters students and undergrads). For many of the PhDs, this isn't an unfair generalization. They are so focused on their one little area of expertise, that they seem to loose all basic knowledge. This is an engineering department here, so people should have a little technical skill. None the less I've solved printer problems that stumped a room full of masters and PhD students by turning the printer on (really, twice). They ought to have the basic electrical knowledge and problem solving skills to figure this out. The DID at one time to pass the undergrad courses.

    Now that's not to say there aren't some really smart PhDs out there. We have them here too and they are fun to work with. But there are plenty that aren't.

    Working here has really shown me that having a PhD doesn't mean your smart, just means that you could play the game long enough and well enough.

    1. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      My college room mate and long time friend has been an electrical engineer at Fermi Lab for quite some time. He has a MSEE from a very good school. He will tell you, Physics Ph.Ds are sometimes the crazy professor types. He builds circuits and boards, and does alot of stuff that Physics Ph.Ds cannot do or know nothing about.

      As to your assertion that Ph.Ds lose basic troubleshooting skills, I really don't think so. Most of them can't change spark plugs either, that doesn't mean they don't know how the car works.

    2. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by stripe · · Score: 1

      Physics Ph.D's may not be able to build or maintain a car but they can give you a complete description of the theory behind every component. Engineers build it, the Physicists develop the theories which supplies the foundations that the Engineers use.

    3. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by La+Fortezza · · Score: 1

      I used to work for the Eletrical Engineering Dept at Texas A&M as a student tech. One time this PhD student complained to me that his new PC monitor was "broken" because the screen was "jiggling". Turns out this moron had put his PC monitor right next to an old Sun monitor, the type that makes every monitor in a 15 foot radius jiggle when you hit the degauss button. Simply moving the PC monitor magically fixed the problem.

    4. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one of the typical slashdotters who think that solving a printer problem or not solving the printer problem is all needed to decide whether you are smart or not. That's a stupid approach to deciding one's intelligence.

      How many number of smart people in this world do you think will be able to solve that printer problem? Being smart has nothing to do with such technical issues. The intelligence depends on your analytical skills, to understand the problem and to start asking the right questions, going in the right direction to solve the problems. This is what separates smart people from dumb people.

      Now, about the printer problem, when you are focused on various problems, you don't give a shit about the printer. They will solve the printer problem, if they have to, but most often they will leave up to you to figure out how to solve it. They are not worried one bit about the printer problem, because it is not their job. It is your job.

    5. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by Necromancyr · · Score: 1
      Yes, and I've seen undergraduates jam a 5 1/4" floppy (folded up) into a 3 1/2" drive slot. And someone jam a CD into a 5 1/4" drive.

      People are stupid. PhD's have nothing to do with it. Also, out of that room of people I bet at least 3-4 of them knew what to do but were grad students and too friggin shy to say/do anything. I've seen it a hundred times...then again I sometimes take shit for going up and showing the presenter how to use his own computer.

    6. Re:Well, I have some perspective on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "They are so focused on their one little area of expertise, that they seem to loose all basic knowledge."

      ..... like how to spell "lose"? ;)

  86. PhD: knows what is a significant problem by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    By the time one becomes a PhD, they should know what is a significant, doable problem in their field. Masters students or beginning PhD students oftern choose the wrong-size problem. It may be something triviable and already doen by someone else. Or something that may take decades and gigabucks. A right-size problem can be done in about two years. Sometimes an advisor lets the student learn the hard way by letting the student work on a wrong-size problem. The coursework and skillset difference between a masters and PhD is often not that great.

    1. Re:PhD: knows what is a significant problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      other times advisors purposely give grad students tasks they know are beyond the students current ability, in the hopes they might stumble across a solution. This is especially true in the biology field, where advisors will suggest a grad student tackle a certain problem and say, "Oh this should be simple and straight forward."

      In reality, it is a problem handed down from one professor to the next. Every time the professors makes a casual remark about how easy it. The grad student naively tries to accomplish the task for the first half of their studies. At some point, the professors admits the problem has been passed down and is very hard to solve. Most of the biology professors I've known say they do that on purpose. It makes sense though. If you don't challenge the grad student, who will?

  87. All a matter of degree by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure you might have nearly 100% turnover, but on what time scale? Someone who is a PhD is probably gone first chance they get, maybe even a month or two if they can find a better job that quick. Somone entering in to the tech industry you can probably get a few years out of. Hiring someone for a couple of months is just not worth it. The search procedure is time consuming (and therefore expensive) and it DOES take time to train someone to work efficently, even if they are highly (or over) qualified. If they skip after a couple months, after you finally have them trained, it's a looser for you.

    Also lots of education does not equal highly competent, espically in customer service type jobs (which helpdesk is). Most of the professors here would be TOTALLY unsuited for the help desk and doa much worse job than our students that ear $8/hour. Even the professors best suited would only be on par with a deceant student. Yes they could be trained, but that takes time and if they skip as soon as that's done, it's a loss. Training takes staff time (and therefore money) in additon to meaning less efficecy from the person being trained.

    1. Re:All a matter of degree by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Someone who is a PhD is probably gone first chance they get, maybe even a month or two...

      It is a sad fact that while there is a lot of "talk" about how new jobs are "up", most of these new jobs are not for PhDs and other highly educated people, or even average techies. These are mostly service industry jobs that pay in the $10 / hour or less range.

      I think you will see a *lot* of PhDs willing to make a year long commitment to a $30k help desk job, rather than being unemployed. There is not a huge wave of employers looking for PhDs right now.

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    2. Re:All a matter of degree by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      I dunno, the PhDs leaving here don't seem to be having trouble finding work. Many of them even get jobs at -dramatic pause- universities! Believe it or not universities are about more than teaching, they do a LOT of research. I think our university gets more money for research than academics (and if not, it's close).

      I'm not positive what the job market for PhDs is since I'm not a PhD and not looking, but I haven't been hearning tales of woe form the graduates.

    3. Re:All a matter of degree by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      For job satisfaction, universities are the place to be for a PhD, but not the highest pay in many cases. But there are far more PhDs out there than universities can absorb, so many (perhaps mostly English Lit PhDs?) are forced out on the open market. In Seattle it's a joke that many of the Starbucks baristas are PhDs...

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  88. The question is, who by melted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    who owns the fruits of their research. Most employment contracts in high-tech companies are pretty anal about that. No matter when and how you develop the code, even if your own spare time and using solely your own hardware and software, the company 0wnz0rz the code. And there are also provisions about conflict of interest...

    It would be interesting to know how google manages all this mess.

  89. Academia... by DrCode · · Score: 1

    No kidding. When I was looking for work a couple years ago, I applied for dozens of programming jobs, and only got two phone interviews, despite the fact that I've been writing software successfully for over 20 years.

    Then I applied for a temp. teaching position at a local university. I was hired immediately, even though my only teaching experience was as a TA in the 1970's.

  90. You think 150k is enough for a PhD??? by nazzdeq · · Score: 1

    That's why people with PhD's are stupid, they work for 150k while developing technology that makes corporations millions. 150k for a person w/ a PhD is dirt cheap, but they haven't learned any better so they usually take a lot less than than. -Nazz

    1. Re:You think 150k is enough for a PhD??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's you who's stupid. (Almost) no one with a Ph.D. does it to make money. It is one of the few degrees that almost never pays for itself. I'm getting a Ph.D. currently, and if I'm offered anywhere near 150k to do what I love, I will hardly feel stupid. So why don't you go back to sitting around making 35k a year and worrying about how you're going to make your next Civic payment. Good luck!

  91. Re:Umm...(how about both?) by gosand · · Score: 1

    "MSCE and Ph.D" returned one result, and it was an OR condition - MSCE with 5+ years experience, or PhD with 3+ years experience.

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  92. Which is clearly the difference by Ieshan · · Score: 2

    Which is clearly the difference between the US and Europe, as the US currently gives out Patents for the most ridiculous stuff ever.

    Just the other day, Microsoft got "A composite protocol system for reintegration of nebulon tubes while simultaneously dispersing intrusive or invasive window-images during a depression of the first actualization lever on a hand-held pointing device" for SP2's popup blocker. Or that's what I'm told.

  93. How long after IPO does this stuff last? by multimed · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Call me cynical but this seems like another one of the things that differentiates Google & contributes to their success--yet I seriously question whether most of it won't go away once they're a publicly owned & traded company. At any given time, a large portion of stockholders are short-term, looking for a quick profits. I mean what percentage of Google shareholders will look at this and think, "20% of their salary expense is going to things not directly contributing to the bottom line, we gotta get rid of that waste." Just like they'll say, "If Google just puts a few ads on their front page, revenues will double!" Now I'm not saying capitalism in the US isn't the best real world solution. But what makes it work--herd mentality--also makes it less effective in certain things. It just seems like a number of great companies, in particular technology oriented ones, lose their competitive advantage, if not their soul when they effectively turn over the reigns to a herd of short-term thinking owners.

    There are two reasons to IPO--to generate capital to expand or to cash out. Certainly I can't image Google needs the former, and while I don't begrudge anyone the right to cash out on their creation, I hope they realize that by definition, they're giving up ownership. Maybe they're strong enough leaders, and will start off with enough shares to be ok--I certainly hope so becaue the list of technology visionaries who were ousted from their own company is already too long.

    I guess I am cynical today.

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    1. Re:How long after IPO does this stuff last? by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, technically, the shares that they are offering are non-voting shares. So they could not be ousted by vote of the shareholders. This was stated in their "IPO Manifesto."

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    2. Re:How long after IPO does this stuff last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I watched a show that specifically said that the reason that they were going IPO was to give back some of the money that people have invested in it since the start. Also, there is going to be two different kinds of shares. Original and something else. The original share holders (Employee's of google) will have a 10-1 voting ratio over common stock. That way they (The Original employee's) will retain power in google.

  94. Heavy PH.D companies by z3r0w8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Being a non-degree'd individual, having worked at several places where the "degree" ratio was something like 70% PH.D, 20% MS, 9% BS and 1% non-degreed, I have found that for the most part I worked well there because I could come up with workable, real-world solutions. I often implemented what they think would be a great thing into something that actually would work. I good portion of what PH.D's seem to lack was just common sense and a good assessment of what technology can really do or what you can feasibly do on a real world budget.:) I do remember one company meeting we had to show us the latest presentation management put together to sell our company better because of declining contract awards. They couldn't understand why with so many PH.D's on staff why we weren't getting the lion-share of contracts. When presented with the slide containing the pie chart outlining our degree percentage, it added up to 102% which I (the non-degreed) guy pointed out.

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  95. Google is great by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    To circumvent The New York Times required "free registration," click here.

    Another Winderful innovation by the wonderful PhD's at Google! (http://www.google.com)

    Yes, they are really great, are they not? I have heard they are working on the new "reversed filtering" (or "negative filtering") option of on images.google.com's SafeSearch. Now, that is what I call innovation!

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  96. I wouldn't ask. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a company controlled by PhDs, I would have every expectation that The Holding of the PhD (tm) would play first fiddle to material contribution.

    No, I already know, up front, my long history factual and significant contribution would be ignored and I'd be given exactly zero opportunity to prove myself.

    No, but thanks, I'm not available.

    1. Re:I wouldn't ask. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering every single thing you complained about is something business executives are notorious for (except bragging about the phd, they brag about their money and title instead), that attitude will keep you out of most companies.

  97. College Degrees Have Little Real Value by ElForesto · · Score: 0

    It is my opinion that college degrees don't do a whole lot more than independent study or apprenticeships can do for you. What could you possibly learn in a classroom that you couldn't learn on the job? Let's take IT as a great example. Universities have the damnest time keeping up with the rapidly evolving world of IT, and as such cannot possibly keep the latest and greatest information flowing into your hot little hands. I can't count the number of job applicants I've interviewed with BS and MS degrees that have no clue how things work.

    Them: "Well, that's not how it worked in the lab."
    Me: "Thanks for noticing. Now figure out how it really works!"

    All the college system has served to do is place no value on the *real* learning of participating in the workplace and learning a trade. Instead of being able to apprentice under someone in the field you like, you now have to spend tens of thousands of dollars for a sub-par education that has to be supplemented with years in the workforce anyway. When will we stop attaching so much value to a piece of paper that really isn't a testament to real-world knowledge?

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    1. Re:College Degrees Have Little Real Value by elhaf · · Score: 1

      I agree that there are aspects of most professional jobs which can't be learned in school. However, there are other aspects which can only be learned in school. While schools as you say don't tend to keep up on the latest and greatest implementations of software, companies don't keep up on the latest and greatest research in computer science. As fundamental research is advanced, copmanies can miss out by not taking advantage of it. I advocate continuing education in the science/algorithms/theory side of CS for architecture-level software engineers. However, as far as I'm concerned, we can skip the entire software-engineering curriculum in schools. Methodology/debugging/coding, as opposed to algorithms, is really something you can only learn on the job; all the theory about software engineering is bs, piled quite high and deep.

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    2. Re:College Degrees Have Little Real Value by cbreaker · · Score: 0

      It's so true that college doesn't teach you real skills, when it comes to most lines of work.

      It's pretty funny, how easy to point out all the snobs that went to school and spend god knows how much money and god knows how much time getting all the degrees. All you have to look for is "College isn't about LEARNING, it's about proving you can stay until the end." HOLY FUCKING SHIT I can't believe people BELIEVE THAT SHIT.

      School is supposed to TEACH you something, it's not supposed to be a proving ground for how long you can afford to attend. Because we all know, every one of us, that the #1 way to get a MS or PhD is to have rich parents. It's not about being smart.

      The whole system is designed to keep the system itself running. College degrees are not about educating, they are about keeping the schools in business. Period.

      I'm not saying that SOME people don't manage to get something good from schools, and make a difference in the world. But just as many people WITHOUT degrees make a difference too.

      Just about the only thing you need to go to school for years for is to become a doctor or surgeon. Medical schools are set apart from the rest, you actually go there to learn, not just prove you take good notes for 8 years. (unfortunately, the general rule of $$$ still applies..)

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  98. Generalizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's incredible how many posts are generalizations from personal experience.

    Stating the obvious, it's not a perfect system. Moving from a bachelors to a PhD simply increases the chance that a candidate has been selected on intelligence. Thereafter, the quality of education depends on a number of factors (e.g., school, department, funding, advisor, personal life, ...).

    The true crime in education is at the undergrad level where too many high school applicatants are accepted. By so doing, the quality of education is compromised for those who do not belong - compressing B students with A students. This last effect makes it difficult to select students on intelligence when they apply to grad school or for professional degrees such as MDs.

  99. Ph.D. Passion by Enkerli · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Fascinating threads, both on- and off-topic.
    As is often the case, the diversity of perspectives makes /. comments into a broad picture. Not just "a Ph.D. is worthless/you can't do anything without a Ph.D." but a whole array of different points.
    Not much to add, probably, but my $0.02 anyway, focusing on my own perspective which happens to be exactly as worthy (neither more nor less) as anyone else's.

    I'm a Ph.D. candidate in a non-tech field. You can't realistically be hired for academic jobs in my field without a Ph.D. and it's rather hard to be hired even with a Post-Doc. Of course, a lot of people I know work with "only" a B.S./B.A. or M.S./M.A. but none of them has the type of job I'm aspiring to, which happens to be academic.
    There's a lingering feeling that college degrees are like honorific titles that "institutions of higher learning" thrust upon bright people. Of course, this feeling seems stronger with people who associate education with employment than with people who are driven by their passion for knowledge. For a variety of reasons, I happen to belong to the latter category: I'm an academic because I'm passionate about select academic subjects. Though I'm really looking forward to other phases in my academic career, I thoroughly enjoy the life I chose. Thing is, I'm not the only one like that. Sure, some grads constantly complain about not being free to do what they please but academia's incredibly satisfying for those who do it for the "right reasons." Yes, I'm helplessly naive in thinking I'll get a tenure-track position relatively soon, but since high school I've been prepared (by advisors, peers, etc.) to fight my way through.
    In other words, contrary to popular belief, you don't begin your career after you get your degree. Your degree is an acknowledgement of a certain of things you have done at an educational institution and your career began with your choices.

    Interestingly, I've been looking for menial/mindless work before I take up a teaching fellowship. It seems that my résumé showed me to be overqualified to flip burgers or force people to buy security systems but I eventually found work in a nearby café. It might surprise some, but I'm quite happy about this. The reason is, it's not necessarily about the money. It's about doing what you like and liking what you do.
    Most of the time, doing so goes with inspiration, perspiration, fun, friendship, and most likely some beer.

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    1. Re:Ph.D. Passion by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 0
      Heh, this reminds me of the Bud Light commercial... the one that teases the Starbuck employee for his chosen 'profession' and the usefullness of liberal art degrees.

      Interestingly, I've been looking for menial/mindless work before I take up a teaching fellowship. It seems that my résumé showed me to be overqualified to flip burgers or force people to buy security systems but I eventually found work in a nearby café. It might surprise some, but I'm quite happy about this. The reason is, it's not necessarily about the money. It's about doing what you like and liking what you do.

    2. Re:Ph.D. Passion by sashang · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've found the right reason to do a PhD.

  100. meanwhile... by flacco · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...i'm looking for a job that says "college drop-out a plus" that doesn't involve cleaning solvents.

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  101. SW companies generally do not have enough research by Webcommando · · Score: 1
    I will not comment on the the strength of an advanced degree, but I hope giving employees time to explore new technical avenues is what will continue to make Google strong.

    Companies talk about R&D spending, but very few software companies do much research; they simply develop products. Persuing new ideas that may not have direct impact on the next revision of code can find unexpected new capabilities, performance improvements, or other product improvements not thought of by product management or voice of customer sessions.

    I truly hope the investment Google is making pays off and leads to other software firms following.

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  102. Re:PhD means a single-minded goal... by Beetle+B. · · Score: 2, Informative
    A PhD in Computer Science may be a wing of CS (Encryption, Chip Design, etc) in which she is a king. Take them out of the area and put them... let's say work on configuring W2K for a proxy Server and they will fail miserably.


    Gross Generalization Alert!


    My experience tells me otherwise, and it all depends on the program the person went through anyway. Usually, it's those with just a BSc who behave this way.


    PhD students are supposed to learn techniques to solve problems never encountered before. Adaptability to problems is essential (again - depends on the program they went through). Some departments do this better than others, and no one tops physicists in this regard (math PhD's come close, though).

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  103. Re:It's not the amount of PhDs but the amount of P by justins · · Score: 1

    I think one of the reasons behind Google's success isn't just the sheer number of PhDs they have. Its the PhD's having the power, rather than the PHBs (pointy-haired bosses).
    Having a PhD and being a pointy-haired boss are in no way mutually exclusive. See: University administrators and officials.

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  104. Grunt work by lysium · · Score: 1
    but I can promote helpdesk technicians to fill Tier 2 slots *snip*

    If working a helpdesk is being neck-deep in shit, then Tier 2 support is merely being waist-deep in it. Frankly, anyone with a college degree is too good for this kind of manager-dependent dronework for extended periods of time. Most people get Bachelor's degrees to avoid repair work, not to qualify for it. What you offer would be incentive to only the lowest levels of American employee.

    Are your hiring practices so pragmatic when it comes to degree-less support technicans, I wonder?

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    1. Re:Grunt work by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Informative
      Are your hiring practices so pragmatic when it comes to degree-less support technicans, I wonder?

      Yes - I expect to keep anyone I hire for at least a year.

      $30k a year is actually a pretty good wage for a junior IT position that doesn't require a degree. I have a couple of Tier 2 folks making almost twice that - and I believe only two of them have are degreed. If you're doing desktop support and making more than $50k a year you're doing pretty okay in my book.

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  105. If I were Google and bad by TheLink · · Score: 1

    If tons of people use my search engine, it might be possible to run the search terms through a few smart programs written by smart people and:

    1) Make money in the stock market coz you may have a good idea what people are about to buy/sell before they buy/sell it. OKOK, not easy to tell if buy or sell. But is it a hard problem?

    2) Go figure the other related stuff yourselves ;).

    Set cookies and do some weightings and you might be able to group and weight the searchers/searches accordingly.

    But Google says they're the good guys right? :). I wonder what Microsoft would do.

    But hey I'm no PhD.

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  106. Fallacious statement, I think by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1
    I think you're confusing cause and effect.

    You seem to imply that obtaining a PHD makes one more innovative -- I would simply argue that innovative, disciplined thinkers *tend* to pursue a PHD. Having the degree itself shows that you've done independent, unique work in your field. *Not* having the degree in no way implies that you can't do independent, unique work.

    I work in the MechE field with many talented engineers. Some are PHDs, many aren't. They all do superlative, important work.

  107. But it will be late... by mveloso · · Score: 1

    The problem with that line of argument is that the project given to the PhD will be late, too complicated, irrelevant to the project requirements, and subject to the perverse whims of the PhD.

    Not that it would be any different for a non-PhD candidate, but at least a normal engineer would be cheaper.

  108. Minor Amendment by Psymunn · · Score: 1

    Umm... i believe it was Al Gore who invented the internet. And he doesn't have no PhD.

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  109. Re:Umm...(how about both?) by gfody · · Score: 1

    yea.. Masters of Systematic Cow Engagement are low demand these days.

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    bite my glorious golden ass.
  110. Re:No whoring. Article Text. by dannyh · · Score: 1

    Google's 1900 employees committed 15% to research (285) compared to MS's 700 full time researchers...ummmm, i don't see how this is even a comparison....

  111. I had a phone interview with Google by camelcai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first question they threw at me is a statistics/probability theory one. It's like how many bits you need to randomly assign a number to each person. My math was rather rusty then and failed that. The other ones are developing some algorithms under a very tight space/time constraint or both. I did better on those but still couldn't get an on-site interview.

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  112. Re:PhD means a single-minded goal... by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know what PhDs you or Soros know, but most of the ones I've been lucky enough to work with have theirs exactly because they have presence of mind, adaptability, and the experience of taking an idea and forging something new about it.

    Also, configuring a W2k proxy server is roughly equivalent to plumbing, and has nothing to do with CS.

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  113. Here come the ignorant assholes... by BasharTeg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here come the ignorant assholes who will knock on getting a Ph.D. because they can't get one. Sure, I'll accept that a Ph.D. isn't terribly practical for many jobs. Our department is hiring programmers right now, and I would probably veto a Ph.D. applying for our junior software engineer position. But I am sick of hearing everyone with lesser education cover for their insecurity and lack of accomplishment by knocking higher educational goals.

    I work as a "Senior Software Engineer", doing serious C++ programming including use of Win32 API, Winsock, OpenSSL, MySQL, etc in a multi-threaded multi-server multi-system programming environment which powers telecommunication systems which require very robust programs capable of maintaining the best uptimes possible. There are many developers who do work that makes my job look simple, but considering I only have an AA in CompSci, I think I am doing fairly well. I work on the same level as individuals who have BSCS in CompSci and some who have 20 years experience in development. However, I don't have a lack of appreication for their superior education and experience. I am working towards my own BSCS, Master's, and maybe even Ph.D. someday. Not to try to bring in a major paycheck (I already do very well), and not to try to be better than those who only have a BSCS, but because Computer Science is my field. It is my study, my hobby, and I have dedicated my life to it. Since I consider myself a (budding) Computer Scientist, it is simply my responsibility and my desire to continue to advance in the field and learn everything I can about all of the many aspects of Computer Science.

    People with vocational certificates (MCSE, CCNA, etc), are often fine employees to do the work they've been trained to do. I find Bachelor's degrees in Computer Science from trade schools like Coleman College to be offensive mockeries of a real BSCS, which I have worked for years to gain, while they took a few classes in outdated languages like COBOL and FoxPro. (We have one such person working in our customer service department.) But people who actually attend a university, any real university, and learn the science of computers, are a league above those who would criticize what they cannot attain.

    Just because you couldn't make it in college doesn't mean college has no value. Just because you didn't stick it out long enough to learn something, doesn't mean colleges don't teach CompSci principles which no self-taught person will understand and appreciate. The only reasons to not advance your education further are your own reasons, so to attempt to apply them to everyone and make blanket statements about higher educational levels than your own seems more like a desperate attempt to cover your insecurity that there might be people out there who know more than you do, even if your non-tech manager and your family members think you're the God of Computers.

    1. Re:Here come the ignorant assholes... by borgasm · · Score: 1

      Just wondering, are you located anywhere in the New England area?

    2. Re:Here come the ignorant assholes... by 3l1za · · Score: 1

      The best post I have ever seen on Slashdot.

      I'd wish you luck but you don't need it; you've got something just as valuable: grit.

    3. Re:Here come the ignorant assholes... by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      No, I live in the San Diego area.

    4. Re:Here come the ignorant assholes... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Id be glad to do a phd, but only if they paid $50k USD min/yr, I cant live on homebrew and no european holidays and no latest laptops or cabletv.

      One has to re-evaluate the whole teaching system, its getting to the stage where the net can replace the whole infrastructure (apart from super computers)

      People have more power now to learn just about anything on their own which makes the monopoly institution of academia even more threatened, kinda like the RIAA.

      Truly genius people dont need acedamia, but so-so people who have the thirst/time to learn probably do... each to their own.

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  114. Don't worry, this will end soon by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    Google can do this because they are not a public owned company yet. Once those shares are out there and shareholder value becomes their mantra, too, somebody will stand up and ask why the hell Google's shareholders are funding this sort of thing, and this will end abruptly. Of course, the good people will go, but since that is a long-term problem, nobody will give a damn.

    A public owned company by its nature cannot show long-term intelligence, let alone be a cool place to work: Sooner or late, some new CEO with a million-dollar-a-week contract takes over and decides to cut costs -- short-term costs, of course, because he isn't going to be around for more than three or four years anyway. Shareholder value is the evil spell that turns work into hell every single time: You stop caring about the product (just some marketing-inflated object to impress the analysts with), you stop caring about the customers (who cares as long as they buy enough to keep the analysts happy), you stop carrint about your employess (just tools to be used for a s little cost as possible). Everything is reduced to that one single number -- by law.

    If you work for Google, enjoy it while you can, because the end is near. Going public is a stupid move by Google, and the beginning of the end for a great company with great values.

  115. Break even by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Of course, even though financially I'm not ahead having gone to school, I think I'm ahead.

    This fancy $50k piece of paper has given me the opportunity to have a nice job.
    Good work environment, interesting work, more opportunity.

    Sure my friends from HS working in a factory have a few year head start, and no education debt, but I think today I'm already living a better life.
    They grumble about the monotonous job they do, I complain about the challenges I'm faced with.

    I've got a new problem to solve every day (or every few minutes some days).

    1. Re:Break even by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      And all HS grads go to work in factories right? Look I know the salary averages are higher for folks with degrees, but they're not that much higher. 4 years and tens of thousands of dollars just to earn double the salary of a HS grad? No thanks. Unless its garunteed that I'll be a millionaire in 5 years after getting my degree I'll think I'll do without universitiy.

      As it is I'm making six figures.

      BTW wasn't higher learning supposed to be about making oneself a more well rounded person or somesuch? Or is that just what under-earners with degrees say to themselves to make themselves feel better?

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  116. This is Google's Bias by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

    This is a bit of a problem with Google as well: they don't like to hire people without degrees. For the most part formally educated people will perform better than uneducated people. However, there are always notable exceptions.

    From what I've read and my own experience Google won't hire anyone without a degree. I've got to wonder, would they pass over a young Bill Gates or Larry Elison?

  117. Your taxpayer dollars paid for mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was funded by the NSF and DoD throughout grad school while getting my doctorate in physics. I never shelled out a dime.

    My grad program had a filter for removing stupid people before they got into the second year called the 'written comprehensive exam' followed by an oral exam to be done in the second year to make sure you were worthwhile.

    nearly all of my phd work went towards my thesis, not towards running around doing my advisor's work. If you find yourself in that position, find another advisor...

  118. Google is a Ph.D. project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone seems to have forgotten that the founders of google were working toward Ph.D. degrees at Standford when they were working 20% of the time each week on a search engine. I took many of the same classes Larry did during undergrad when Larry was just smug and didn't have the dollars to go with his attitude (his wallet has now caught up with his ego, I'm sure). I have a pretty good idea of where they came up with page rank, and that too was a Ph.D. project, only one that was very theoretical and dates from quite some time ago. That body of theory is still outside old-school computer science, and was no doubt viewed as worthless at one time, if not still so today by conservive schools of thought. The street seems to think that Ph.D. projects can be valuable--even very valuable.

  119. # of algorithms? by xyote · · Score: 1
    Ok, you're on!


    All I have is a BA from a rather low grade college. I specialize in locking algorithms.

    1. A reader lock-free algorithm now known as RCU. See HOS89 ref here
    2. "A Distributed Solution to the Reader-Writer Problem" in SIGOPS Operating Systems Review, Apr 1990.
    3. Two of the shortest reader-writer FIFO locks you will ever see (algorithm from above based on one) here
    4. Lock-free reference counting using 2 different techniques, one for CAS2 and one for LL/SC that David Detlefs couldn't manage to do. Scan c.p.t for atomic_ptr.
    5. A fast pathed counting semaphore that doesn't need futexes, i.e. will work on windows even.
    6. A proxy garbage collection scheme implemented with atomic_ptr (less overhead than pure refcounted GC).
    7. RCU for preemptive user threads currently being architected. This will work on any unix with the right /proc info (sorry windows) (I don't whether it will get implemented since it uses some IBM patented stuff).


    Even more lesser hacks and unpublished stuff which I don't have time to go into here.

  120. Burger Doc by murcon · · Score: 1

    Umm ... does a "doctor of Hamburgerology" count? If so, then that job at Mikky Dee's would qualify.

    http://www.searchstars.com/jobseeker/jsadd.asp - you can even list your Burger degree on your online resume, so it must be legit!

  121. Microsoft -vs- Google by Quixote · · Score: 1
    I don't know what Google's interviews are like, but what I've heard from PhDs who have interviewed at Microsoft leads me to believe that Microsoft isn't really interested in their credentials as much as in the fact that they are "smart".

    PhDs applying for machine learning jobs get asked questions about sorting, data structures (prefix trees), programming, etc. For a PhD, stepping out of the academia, these questions tend to catch you off-guard. They are expecting more to be grilled about their research.

  122. Re:Rich Parents? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    I'm not bashing Bush - just remarking on his less than average conversational abilities - a remarkable choice to lead a nation.

    His language belies the fact that he does not seek or aquire information at a very high rate.

    The chances are high that his comprehension is as stunted as his expresion - and as a consequence - its no wonder that the CIA fudges its way through the briefings.

    "Mr. President - we have a security situation."

    "I think you're overmissestimating the evil ones"

    "Um ok Mr. President - but if anyone asks - tell them we read this to you - its called a "briefing" but you can call it a PDB because briefing sounds a lot like briefcase."

    "ok. god bless. - you're doing a fine job in there."

    - without bashing - may i suggest it is useful to put someone who CAN assimilute information in the ONE SEAT in this country that gets the information.

    AIK

    - not excited about the alternative either - thank you.

  123. Re:Rich Parents? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    It has to do with the fact - that pHD are the perpetuation of wealth as much as intelligence.

    Until we have an education system which is immune to historical prejudices (of which wealth is the common carrior) we will not achieve equality of opportunity.

    And the answer to the question - what does it take to get a pHD will continue to be "Rich Parents."

    AIK

  124. Remember, not everyone works in CS by Necromancyr · · Score: 2, Informative
    In biotech/scientific research, a Ph.D. is a MUST if you want to run a lab or a major project. No company is going to hand a large project over to a BS or a MS. It's not going to happen unless it's some kind of insane circumstances (that I have yet to encounter...though I am getting my Ph.D.).

    The real 'thing' of it is that a Ph.D. ends up being a requirement you need when you can no longer get it easily. A MS and a PhD can get the same starting job, but after ten years working in the field the PhD (given they did decent jobs) can advance to a higher position easier and will have more paths open to him then an MS.

    Some things I've read basically put a PhD as 5 years of work experience, a MS as 2 years, and a BS as 0.

    Then again, you ask most science Ph.D.'s and they'll (as well as many liberal arts PhD owners/students) tell you flat out that a liberal arts PhD is completely pointless unless you want to be a liberal arts prof. Which, in short, is hard as hell to get a job at which pays you decently...(considering how much schooling you've done).

  125. Eesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've had 2 experiences with PHDs...

    1. He was hired in a Director position he did not merit. ("oooh! Ahhh! a PHD! He so smart. He make us money!"). Pissed everybody off. Had a 24/7 "I'm the shit" smirk on his face, but little people skills. Had some worthy goals but really, didn't understand the industry he was hired into.

    2. Needed a lead developer to port over a PC game and lead 3 other programmers under him. Hired a PHD. He demanded and got a high salary. He looked great on paper. He aced the company's tests. He talked the talk. Unfortunately, after 2-3 months he had jack all to show for. His social skills were nil. He didn't understand the technology involved. He wasted our time. He got fired.

    A PHD means jack all if you're not productive.

    I think part of the problem is people assume a PHD = genius. It doesn't.

    1. Re:Eesh by qtp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think part of the problem is people assume a PHD = genius. It doesn't.

      An even greater problem is the belief that "genius" = "willing to do whatever crap that you ask for". It doesn't.

      1. One does not hire a researcher (ie: PhD) to direct a bunch of programmers working on production code, you get an Engineer for that. You don't hire him to have "people skills", you hire a sales dick or management stooge for that. You hire a PhD because you have a problem that need be solved that his expertise is appropriate for, or you hire him to address old problems in a new manner.

      2. Why the hell would you seek a PhD to port a game, other than the rediculous ego boost that business types get from saying they've got a PhD on staff. If you need code monkeys, you hire code monkeys. If you need project managers, you hire project managers.

      If you hire the PhD to impress the venture capital, then pay him what he asks and trot him out at parties to impress the investors and let him work on his own shit the rest of the time. If you're hiring him to inflate your own ego ("look at me, I've got two PhDs on my payroll!"), forget it. You're bound to be disappointed, they'll not make you any money, and you'll look like the dumbass, not them.

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  126. Google House Parties by meehawl · · Score: 1

    If you've ever been at house parties hosted by early Googlers and filled mostly with herds of Google people endlessly yakking Googlespeak at each other, then you'd know that "An Army of PhDs" is very, very, very far from desirable in some circumstances.

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    1. Re:Google House Parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this too once :)

    2. Re:Google House Parties by K-Man · · Score: 1

      That's funny; I noticed that same "worse than High School" look in the party photo that Peter Norvik showed at a Google recruiting presentation. Apparently they even have a "Google Dance", which I imagine to be somewhat like PeeWee Herman in a biker bar, but less graceful.

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  127. Re:One worked for me, and I've worked with others. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nor would anyone hire you for to cents either.

  128. Re:21 ways to be a good liberal by Kaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

    Right on!

  129. My experience with PhDs at a startup... by tyrantnine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I worked as one of two junior programmers at a startup (now dead), which at its height had approximately 10 or 11 people on the software side of things), and 5-6 of those were PhDs (and 6 or so hardware guys, I think half also had PhDs). Most all of these guys had very impressive resumes/CVs, and were being paid enormous salaries... though some were light on working in industry

    Anyway, we were a small startup and I had heavy interaction with basically all members of both the software/hardware teams working on basically parallel processing. To make a long story short, having a PhD didn't lead to a correlation between being good at implementation OR design, or really anything. Out of 5-6, only one was truly good at actually programming/implementing, but I figured their strength was in their ability to help out designing some of the horrendously big and complicated stuff, and the algorithms underlying. However after over 2 years of work at this company, many code reviews, design meetings, etc, it was pretty clear having a PhD in EE/Comp Sci didn't particularly mean you had a handle on algorithms or design, either. I still vividly remember a presentation over a design prototype one of the PhDs had developed on his own (approximately 1-2 months of solo work) that was absolutely ripped to shreds at the most fundamental levels during a code review meeting. It was actually embarrasing to be in the room.

    Anyway, my experience there pretty much killed whatever mystique or respect I previously had behind having a PhD. To me it seems to mean you 1) Did a research project, which may or may not have been relevant to anything at one point 2) Had 5+ years to do it 3) May or may not have learned a lot about the subject. I don't mean to belittle it, but I think in general theres a *lot* more fluff surrounding a PhD than meat.

    1. Re:My experience with PhDs at a startup... by sashang · · Score: 1

      The truth about doing a PhD or MSc is that you don't get credit for the code you right. Bad code + good theisis == good mark. Good code + bad thesis == bad mark. Sad but true.

      The result of this is that generally people who spend their time doing a PhD and not involving themselves in industrial level code development, i.e. as a part time job or via one of the Open Source projects, won't have any practice reading and chewing through other peoples code. They won't have any experience writing and maintaining a significantly large code base. These are important skills to have for any coding job, and is something that's neglected in academia.

      I've also had the misfortune of having to work with some code a PhD guy wrote that was rife with bad variable names, and memory leaks and magic numbers.

      I've worked on a 5 year old code base where the I think the highest qualification was an MSc and there weren't any libraries or clear boundaries between the parts of the system.

      In my experience, I haven't been able to draw any absolute conclusions about the quality of code that comes from people with or without higher qualifications. I've seen bad work come from people with PhD's, I've seen good work come from people with PhD's and I've seen excellent work come from people with PhD's (for example http://ode.org/, and google)
      So in conclusion I propose this loose formula for assessing the quality of a candidate:
      Writes good code + minimal qualification == fine
      Writes bad code + any qualification == bad
      Writes good code + higher level qualification == best

  130. NSA by solarlux · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, the NSA still has google.com beat by a long-shot when it comes to hiring Ph.D. mathematicians:

    "Despite being the world's largest single employer of Ph.D. mathematicians, the single largest owner of supercomputers, and an organization with a budget that exceeds that of the CIA, it has had a remarkably low profile until recent years. "

  131. Re:Umm...(how about both?) by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that was a typo, and they really wanted MS in CE, computer engineering. If you have a Ph.D. in comp e, you don't need as much experience.

  132. The "ignorant assholes" are on both ends. by lidocaineus · · Score: 2, Informative
    You may not have meant it, but you really come off as a high-and-mighty-knower-of-all. Here is a simple fact you might want to consider:

    Many folks don't pursue PhDs not because they lack they intelligence, but because it offers nothing to them.

    The reason for that? I should say reasons; those are myriad, ranging from lack of time because of other worthwhile pursuits, to disgust of the current state of academics today, to a lack of any worthwhile application (even purely academic).

    Since you HAVEN'T been through a serious postgraduate program (and yes, I have a PhD), I will chalk your comments up to a misguided sense of respect for certain types of academic qualifications... but at the same time, I find your views more than a bit disturbing. While those letters that come after your name can indicate a greater capacity for meeting certain challanges, by no stretch of the imagination should one pigeonhole various strata of intelligence, adaptability, and ability by said letters to the apparent level you have. To put it into perspective; my thesis advisor made it clear to me that while what I was pursuing was worthwhile, it did not qualify me. In fact, someone who had NOT received my credentials yet still had amassed the same amount of knowledge and come to the same type of creative thinking levels would be a much more lucrative individual to pick up... and apparently, situations like that are not terribly uncommon. What was he trying to say?
    • Don't climb on your high horse
    • There's always someone smarter and more qualified
    • Real genius and value often comes from the dark corners of life, not the fluorescent hallways of academia.
    1. Re:The "ignorant assholes" are on both ends. by dtrent · · Score: 1

      Well said. Why is it I never have mod points when I see a post like this?

    2. Re:The "ignorant assholes" are on both ends. by BasharTeg · · Score: 1

      I never said I was a "high and mighty knower of all." In fact, I admitted I don't know as much as many people. I didn't say that people who don't pursue Ph.D.s lack intelligence, I said that people who blindly knock Ph.D.s, just like vocational certificate holders who knock real colleges, lack intelligence. As for your reasons why a Ph.D. offers people nothing, if you reread my post, I said that valid reasons not to get a Ph.D. are personal, not broad generalizations. In your following paragraph you claim that I indicated that I believed that intelligence, adaptability, and ability were determined by the level of one's education. I said nothing of the sort, in fact, I indicated the opposite by pointing out that I do as well as a BSCS with only my AA. What I said was, there are concepts taught in Computer Science that are what make up the actual *science* of it, rather than it simply being an excersize in data entry, which persons not formally trained in Computer Science are often ignorant of.

      Your summary points:

      "Don't climb on your high horse."

      I didn't climb on any high horse, I admitted that my formal education is in its infancy and that there are many people with more knowledge than I.

      "There's always someone smarter and more qualified."

      Pretty sure I said that.

      "Real genius and value often comes from the dark corners of life, not the fluorescent hallways of academia."

      I believe I indicated that with my own current level of success, I merely refuse to dismiss the remainder of my education as useless simply because I can work at the level of other programmers with a higher level of education. Am I truly misguided because I hold a higher education in high regard, and feel that a complete education in my field is valuable? I think not.

      I didn't say a Ph.D. was everything, but I refuse to listen to people say it is nothing.

    3. Re:The "ignorant assholes" are on both ends. by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Am I truly misguided because I hold a higher education in high regard, and feel that a complete education in my field is valuable? I think not.

      Ah, but therein lies the rub; what constitutes a "complete education"? Simply running through years of postgraduate work isn't the end of it. Similarly, a "mockery" of a degree from a vocational school can mean much more than what YOU think it stands for. Again, I will say that there are plenty of people out there who understand all the theory and intricacies of whatever standard BS/BFA you are referring to that is "superior", but simply cannot obtain them because of a whole slew of reasons, which most of the time have nothing to do with intelligence. It is a fact that these days, certain formal qualifications are needed just to get in the door, which is why those vocational schools exist. Of course there are people who obtain those degrees without too much effort, but the same came be said at ANY level, including a doctorate track. What makes them important is that someone without the means to obtain a "superior" undergrad degree achieve one of these vocational qualifications and use it to get their foot in the door; if they are truly talented enough, a BS/BFA should be redundant.

      While you may defend that that is your position, you border on hypocritical when you apparently are proud of your accomplishments to date (which you should be), while shoving those that DO have a handle on the theory and aspect without the formal degree aside. You say I generalize, then issue a statement like this:

      What I said was, there are concepts taught in Computer Science that are what make up the actual *science* of it, rather than it simply being an excersize in data entry, which persons not formally trained in Computer Science are often ignorant of.

      When I said that my advisor made it clear that plenty of value does not arise just from academia, he was saying the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you just said. You *are* on a high horse. You are *exactly* what the problem is with academia today, namely superiority complexes and a very narrow mindset. A good education doesn't just come from credentials handed out by an institution, and I would expect someone who has experienced a bit of that (as you have stated) would understand that!

      Any doubt that I have regarding your initial intentions are erased when I reread the very first line of your original post:

      Here come the ignorant assholes who will knock on getting a Ph.D. because they can't get one.

      Can't get one? That is the height of arrogance; plenty of people can't "get them" for so many reasons unrelated to intelligence and inherent ability that it's ludicrous to call them ignorant for disagreeing with you that it's important. I've already been down this discussion path plenty of times before with people thinking exactly like you do, so I'll stop here.

  133. How To Avoid NY Times Registration by andyrut · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you've got a NY Times link that requires registration, you can skip it by copying and pasting the original NY Times URL directly into regular Google Search.

    If the article is relatively new, it will probably tell you "Sorry, no information is available for the URL" but will then offer you a link to the address you just typed in. The HTTP-Referer will then be google.com and you can read it without registration.

    A few extra keystrokes, but gets around the registration process every time.

  134. If this means "not Ph.D is a minus"... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ...it's bad news.
    Standards are ok, but a company should always be willing to see potential in anyone, not just those with the (right) papers.
    If hope set out is not proven with the chosen candidate, one can always discharge the person on a fair basis.

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  135. nothing beats passion by mevo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nothing beats passion to solve a real problem and that is what google is trying to advertise with their bs phd number. Congrats for them, big deal, Broadcom did this for chips a few years ago, where are they now? People with phds are wimps that need a very large security blanket. That being said, it would be very interesting to see what would come from a phd that had to build a business from scratch (no handholding vc funding) and see what happens in five years. Google thinks that through hiring all these phds + 20% free time will provide an ample amount of passion to make it work. All it needs is one very passionate person running the show, unless of course they plan on a cut and run in a couple years when the competition catches up. Look at Apple, Sun, and Oracle, all companies with a CEO that were founded by and continue to produce cutting edge solutions, without anything close to a phd education.

  136. Re:Rich Parents? by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    pHD are the perpetuation of wealth as much as intelligence.

    PhDs don't guarantee people to make a lot of money. A large fraction of PhDs become university professors -- a group not generally known for being rich. (Sure the big names get rich, but that's generally after putting in tons of work and doing world-class research.)

    and the answer to the question - what does it take to get a pHD will continue to be "Rich Parents."

    This isn't true either. The real answer is discipline. If someone has the self-discipline to complete an undergraduate program with high marks, they can typically get assistantships to get them through graduate school. Sure, they don't pay a whole lot, but they usually come with a partial or full tuition waiver. The total package is generally enough for a disciplined person to get by on.

  137. On academic culture by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    You know, now that I think about it, that's one of the things that I *really* like about the Open Source community (and I could reasonably see terrifying folks).

    Prestige and reputation doesn't mean a whole lot.

    It's very hard to make arguments from authority when everyone can see your entire corpus of past work inside and out and criticize it and judge it. If you do good work, you do good work. If you do bad work, you do bad work. There isn't much else to say. It's hard to live on reputation. When you make a claim, you can easily be criticized or shot down unless you actually demonstrate a working counterexample. There's very little hierarchy, and (at least with the GPL and BSD licenses) if you don't like working with someone, you can fork the project.

    Unlike pure academia (where a research paper usually makes only a small splash, and among people in the field), an open source project is an actual *device*, a machine, not just tools for making devices. It can be distributed far and wide, and affect a huge number of people directly.

    I, like many other people, think that Google will eventually lose its engineer/science orientation, probably sooner than later when the IPO is considered. It's happened to many, many small companies as they turn into bigger companies and acquire deadweight, meetings, deadlines, crony consultants, etc.

    1. Re:On academic culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To your "you can't live on reputation alone" claim, I offer a trivial counterexample: ESR.

      Seriously though, the OSS movement is all about reputation. People are often attracted to projects with famous people, be they Linus or RMS or whoever, and the opinions of these people hold a lot of weight: witness the disdain of the microkernel architecture by legions of Linux fanboys who read the Andy Tannenbaum debate one day and decided to side with Linus based basically on name alone.

      The difference, perhaps, is the higher turn-over in OSS. You might argue that someone who did something 20 years ago and hasn't done much since doesn't get as much respect. But then, we often refer to the old school guys like Bill Joy and Ken Thompson not based on what they do now but rather what they became known for. And then there are people who get cred just for some original success and who are blowhards in every other respect... that "father of ethernet" guy comes to mind.

  138. Cheating in CS by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what the heck *is* up with people that cheat?

    I just can't figure it out.

    You pay some obscene amount of money, say, $30K/year to go to a university. Once you're there, you cheat? The degree isn't going to do much other than help convince employers to look at your degree. The education is the whole damn point of being there.

    I'm constantly boggled by the kinds of interview questions that people on Slashdot mention that the people they're hiring *can't answer*. They're *basic*, standard questions.

    1. Re:Cheating in CS by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      You pay some obscene amount of money, say, $30K/year to go to a university. Once you're there, you cheat?

      I think a lot of it is people who's families pressure them to go.

      A friend at work went with a guy who's family was all pressure-like, then he realized he'd have to go back, so he started failing stuff like mad in his last year. Shit's crazy.

  139. First non Phd employee by flurdy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was hired by my employers, a smallish software company (~20 people), I was the first non PhD employee they hired. (Not including secretaries, out of pure work discrimniation reasons...).

    But I was the first with a computer related degree !?

    I think they eventully realised PhD didnt equal good employees. Although it does indicate you are not too thick, by ripping of other peoples work to establish your thesis.

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  140. Fixing US public schools by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    The primary education system in the US is broken, but the secondary (university) education system in the US is still pretty sharp.

    You know, if I had the opportunity to make changes to the public schools, I think I'd:

    * Break down subject matter. Instead of having "fourth grade", you'd have the math that was in fourth grade, the writing in fourth grade, etc.

    * Do evaluations on subjects in one month intervals (rather than one year). Failing a test that sets you back an entire year is a huge setback, and so there's enormous pressure on teachers not to fail students and parents to make teachers keep their kids moving. This is what seems to me to cause a huge chunk of the problems in schools. If you fail the test, you go over that month of material again next month, until you pass it. Furthermore, for schools that have "summer school for students that didn't pass", it's much easier to reteach the one month of content that didn't get finished and pass the student than to ram them through the entire year again.

    * Deemphasis of lectures. Right now, teachers spend an enormous amount of time talking -- doing nothing other than reading out teaching notes or curriculum, and so forth. I could never figure out why this is a good idea -- they're just reading notes aloud, which is an expensive use of time and doesn't benefit students at all. Every minute a teacher spends reading aloud content is one minute that they cannot spend answering questions, which is really the only thing they can do that tapes/computer software/books/worksheets can't do. It drove me equally nuts that college professors frequently do the same thing (*especially* when a college professor basically reads aloud his notes, and then expects TAs to answer out-of-class questions -- if the university wanted to hire a public speaker, they'd hire a public speaker, and wouldn't need him to have a PhD). Furthermore, this would make make-up work much easier. I've never figured out the value of lectures -- if you're going to say something, you might as well just write it down. This also makes it easier for students to do work remotely, if they're with parents on vacation for a week or something.

    * Increase the number of papers/research papers to write. I think that the times that I learned the most in K-12 was when I had to do something on my own -- not when the teacher was feeding me something and then making me regurgitate it. High-school/middle-school history was a great example of this -- I remember memorizing vast numbers of dates and thinking ("God, I hate history" and "History is a waste of time"). On a whim, I took a history class in college, where all the grading was done based on writing papers, and loved it. The emphasis is much more on learning and understanding what was going on and being able to clearly describe it than regurgitating rarely-used numerical data that lives in only short-term memory. If I can say "event X happened before event Y", that's much better than "event X happened on June 3rd, 1905". Grading papers requires additional teacher time -- however, the reduction in lecture time reduces it, so I think it'd be a fair trade.

    * Several nonrequired classes should (IMHO) be standard required fare in K-12. Probability and Statistics is a big one -- most people picking up a degree in the social sciences are going to need some statistics, and probability is useful for a ton of fields, everyday life (and *terribly* useful in computer science), and it's not a required course. I also think that an anti-propaganda class (I really don't have a better term for this), perhaps a mini-class should be included. I took a speech class that served much of this role, and I think that it was incredibly valuable. It basically summarized the types of propaganda/bogus claims that people make, and the techniques used. In today's world, where people are targeted ever more heavily by marketers, I think that innoculating people against basic marketing tactics early on, or at least making them awar

    1. Re:Fixing US public schools by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      For the most part, I'm with you; the one exception I would make is the foreign languages. When I went to school, we were required in (6th? 7th, maybe) to take 9 weeks each of Spanish, French, German, and Latin, the 4 languages our school system offered. The point was not to teach anything useful; the point was to get students interested enough in a language to decide to take a full year the next year. Good plan for those students who didn't really know, and not exactly a huge waste of time (total of one class over a year) for the ones who didn't care.

      In a similar vein, my high school required a total of one year of phys ed over the 4 years of high school. Yeah, we get some lazy fat fucks coming out, but trying to make the lazy people do phys ed does jack shit for anyone.

      Not sure if you meant have elementary school be more like later schools, where you have seperate teachers for seperate classes; that, I think, would be a bad idea. Kids that young, it helps to just have the one teacher; I wouldn't start moving them between before 4th grade, 5th or 6th is probably better.

      I was lucky enough to have most of my required history courses be a lot more about essay writing than about memorizing dates; the one 'dates' course I had, I actually wound up walking out about 1/3 of the way through the year (after cursing out the teacher for being "a useless son of a bitch who knows less history than my dog", IIRC) and proceeded to ace the AP just to get in his face. Got full credit for the class too, since he had a rule correlating AP results to grades in the course.

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  141. Remembering information is stupid by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    Knowledge should be gained without having to remember things, and getting a dimploma should only entail remebering things that you are confident enough to remember. Right?

  142. 2 patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's only because somebody else was paying for them. But given the amount of bogus patents out there, the number of patents is perhaps not a good measure of creativity and knowledge.

  143. Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You comments are valid regarding the myopic focus on writing tight code and ignoring the importance of maintainability.

    Also along those lines are communication skills. I've just been through interviews for internships, and communication skills never seemed to be a factor. Prior experience won everytime.

    As a former Support Engineer and Sales Engineer, I know my communication skills are way beyond average.

    1. Re:Focus by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Inside Connections beats Prior Experience.
      Dig out your list of professional contacts and reconnect. As an intern position is fairly far down the food chain, someone already on the inside may have significant influence on the hire process. Actually I would guess that it -is- having significant influence on the hire process, but not in your favor. If one of the other candidates knows someone on the inside and you don't ... Darwin says 'You lose.'

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  144. Missed my point completely by nuggz · · Score: 1

    My point was there is more to life than money.

    I think my degree got me a nicer job, not just a little more money.

  145. Re:Army? Well not really... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    That is slightly over 5%. Sure, in many industries that would be very high but at a tech company - I am not so sure - and for a mature research organization that might be low (the drug industry or checmical companies).
    I doubt it would be low. It would be low for the research divisions in drug and chemical companies but it would be higher than any of their overall percentages. Don't forget that the entire research division at those sorts of companies probably account for less than 10% of the workforce typically. Dow Chemical (for example) would almost certainly require PhDs for research, however they have over 46,000 employees. I doubt they have 9200 PhDs on staff. Pfizer, the largest drug company, have 122,000 employees of which 12,500 are in the research divisions. Not all of those 12,500 have PhDs though as that includes research management and many lab technician type roles (in fact browsing their job listings shows that few positions require PhDs, probably less than 10%).

  146. Freeman Dyson on PhDs... by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1
    http://homepage.mac.com/dgsmith1/DYSON.HTM Excerpt (Stewart Brand is the interviewer):

    One of the things I got from Infinite in All Directions - it was a delight to me, and I've been quoting it ever since - is that you honor inventors as much as scientists.

    It's as great a part of the human adventure to invent things as to understand them. John Randall wasn't a great scientist, but he was a great inventor. There's been lots more like him, and it's a shame they don't get Nobel Prizes.

    Is it the scientists who are putting them down?

    Yes. There is this snobbism among scientists, especially the academic types.

    Are there other kinds?

    There are scientists in industry who are a bit more broad minded. The academics look down on them, too.

    Is that a weird British hangover?

    It's even worse in Germany. Intellectual snobbery is a worldwide disease. It certainly was very bad in China and probably held back development there by 2,000 years.

    How would you stop this intellectual snobbery?

    I would abolish the PhD system. The PhD system is the real root of the evil of academic snobbery. People who have PhDs consider themselves a priesthood, and inventors generally don't have PhDs.

    Are those getting PhDs rewarded in any other way than as an honor?

    It's much more than an honor. It's a ticket to a job.

    So is anybody buying this? Are PhDs being abolished or disregarded?

    No. The stranglehold has gotten even tighter over the years. It's become essentially like the MD - with much less justification. It's simply a barrier you have to climb over before you can make a career, and it's being imposed on more and more jobs. At even the smallest liberal arts college, nowadays, they say with pride, All of our faculty have PhDs. Many of the best teachers are thrown out because they don't have a PhD. It's a paper qualification that poisons the whole field.

    What you're saying reminds me of a situation a couple of years ago when my colleague at GBN, Peter Schwartz, and I tried to do a book called Biofutures. When we started to research the future of biotechnology, we found an interesting contrast with the computer world. You can't get computer people to shut up about the future. They go on and on about it. In biotech we couldn't find anybody who would talk about the future.

    There are a couple of interesting components to this. First is the government regulation you speak of, which has good reason for being in place because of the life-critical issues, deep cultural issues, and so on. The result is, of course, that when any of the researchers start talking out of school, saying, Well, maybe we'll cure death, that's it - they don't get the money, because they're obviously irresponsible.

    The second component of this idea brings me on to your point about PhDs. Because of the whole realm of government permissions and grants surrounding biotech, it's attracting more PhD types and fewer amateur types, whereas computer technology tremendously enables amateurs.

    What also strikes me is that the culture we see here [at the PC Forum, the annual computer conference run by Dyson's daughter Esther] is far friendlier to women than the academic world I come from; it's largely because you don't have to have a PhD. You don't even have to have an MBA to run a company. Many of these women,

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  147. David Goodstein, Vice Provost of CalTech on PhDs by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    David Goodstein, Vice Provost of CalTech on the collapse of the PhD pyramid scheme which drives science education in the USA and started to fail in the 1970s and, in his words: http://www.house.gov/science/goodstein_04-01.htm [house.gov] " In the course of a career, a professor in a research university turns out, on the average, about 15 Ph.D.'s. Many of these would like, themselves, to become in turn professors in research universities and turn out 15 more Ph.D.'s. After all, these were the gems that were selected at each stage of the mining and sorting operation. Becoming a professor seems to many of them the natural culmination of their successful educations. That is obviously one of the principal engines of the exponential growth that lasted for a hundred years in America. Those students are bitterly disappointed when they find out the jobs they want aren't there, and their disappointment seeps down through the ranks, turning younger students away from science. ... The problem, to reiterate, is that science education in America is designed to select a small group of elite scientists. An unintended but inevitable side effect is that everyone else is left out. As a consequence of that, 20,000 American high schools lack a single qualified physics teacher, half the math classes in American schools are taught by people who lack the qualifications to teach them, and companies will increasingly find themselves without the technical competence they need at all levels from the shop floor to the executive suite."

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  148. Re:It's not the amount of PhDs but the amount of P by fatray · · Score: 1

    A small percentage of gifted technical people have the interest or the aptitude to become good managers. One way to get a PHB is to promote your best tech guy into the manager job. One way to be a good manager is to "know what you don't know." That means that you leave the tech stuff to the tech guys and focus on managing. This is where a lot of new managers (with tech backgrounds) screw up. They figure that the reason they got the job was that they were the smartest tech guy, so they should make all of the tech decisions. The way to avoid this is to have a high ratio of tech guys to managers, so that the managers are too busy managing to dive into the tech details.

    With that said, I've been a manager or a manager of managers for 15+ years and still occaisionally dive into the details. I only do it when (I think) I have something to contribute and the project is already fubar and requires an intervention. That doesn't mean that I don't routinely ask a lot of pointed technical questions to make sure the tech guys are using their pointy heads. But mostly I let the tech guys be tech guys.

  149. A better trained monkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all trained monkeys... monkeys trained to do specific tasks in exchange for food and other creature comforts. So, in that progression, a PHD is a better trained monkey, and deserves all the credit and honor that is deserved!

  150. Can you spare 20% independent time? by bender647 · · Score: 1
    Lots of companies encourage work time spent for independent study, but at the end of the fourth day of the week and you still are buried in "real" work, does anybody really take advantage of the 20% personal time?

    I'm not disciplined enough -- I'll take that time to continue finishing the work that's stressing me out the most. Or mentoring the employees I've been ignoring all week.

  151. Education by hackus · · Score: 1

    Is a problem.

    It now means for a ever increasingly large percentage of fields, going into debt and not being assured a means of paying it back.

    There simply is not enough jobs.

    This is a problem, and I am not sure how it will be addressed.

    It would seem even the medical field won't be immune for long...

    In the next 10 years it is going to be increasingly possible for a doctor in Japan to diagnose and operate on a patient in Ohio for example.

    The medical field kinda reminds me of where computers where in the early 1990's. Who can forget Yourdon's "The Decline and Fall of the American Programmer" ?

    In that book he predicted a massive layoff trend as India and the Far east matured....exactly what is happening now, and we haven't seen ANYTHING yet.

    In fact in many ways, if Yourdon could have predicted just how large of an impact the internet will have on job displacement in the technology and scientific fields...I think he is probably thinking too himself I underestimated the impact by several orders of magnitude.

    There are just not enough jobs for everyone and it won't matter if you have a BS, MS, PhD or no degree at all.

    I will say this. It is very important to network, and get out there and do! In this new era that is comming you will be judged privately by who you know and not just what you have done. Who you know is very important to eliminate the risk of employment for the few jobs there are.

    Batton down the hatches and prepare to weather the worse as we are in the eye of the storm at the moment, sortof a silent calm before we emerge again in the storm that has been the past 3-4 years.

    Don't give up, network and start a open source project!

    -Hack

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  152. The real question is how many MBA's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect not many.

    Derek

    1. Re:The real question is how many MBA's by KC8SWY · · Score: 1

      I have a BS in CIS. I just graduated with my MBA with am emphasis on Quality & IT Forensics!

      (for hire)

      Ken

  153. define "real world" by evil_one666 · · Score: 1

    define "real world"

    1. Re:define "real world" by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      One definition would be non-academic. The point is that college prepares you for the working world, it isn't equivalent to it. So your degrees demonstrate that you've at least met the minimum requirements to graduate, but they don't prove you will succeed in the business world.

    2. Re:define "real world" by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      "The point is that college prepares you for the working world..."

      I suspect that most of the folks who write curricula would disagree with you here.

    3. Re:define "real world" by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are correct, but it's hard to imagine that anyone expects to become a "renaissance man" by earning a CS degree.

      Only students from the richest families can afford to attend college strictly on the basis of personal enrichment and most colleges would be out of business if those were the only students who attended.

  154. MOD PARENT UP!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IAWTP!

  155. Re:Rich Parents? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    While the rest of the world is busy helping out on the farm.

    Ok so maybe its not a farm, but children of parents who are not rich - often end up working to help out the family.

    What it takes to get a pHD is rich parents (and the discipline to limit keggers to weekends) - or even richer parents - in which case the keggers matter less.

    AIK

  156. Re:Rich Parents? by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    What it takes to get a pHD is rich parents (and the discipline to limit keggers to weekends) - or even richer parents - in which case the keggers matter less

    This is a load of crap. Do rich parents make it easier? Sure. Are they required? Of course not. I know plenty of people, myself included, who completed PhDs and definitely do NOT have rich parents.

  157. Re:21 ways to be a good liberal by The1Genius · · Score: 1

    This could just as easily be turned around to...

    21 ways to be a good fasci -- I mean Conservative:

    1.) You have to believe that the AIDS virus was not a disease but a cure - until it somehow got spread to heterosexual women who don't use drugs.
    2.) You have to believe that a bare breast on TV is the height of evil but Jerry Springer is just good clean entertainment.
    3.) You have to believe that guns in the hands of any American who plunks their $200 down are the only way to stop black people from shooting white
    people.
    4.) You have to believe that there is no art below a 7.6 Neilsen rating.
    5.) You have to believe that global temperatures changes are far less important than 3rd quarter profits.
    6.) You have to believe that a man would chose to have sex with another man without some pretty hefty homonal urging.
    7.) You have to believe the right to life begins at conception and ends at birth.
    8.) You have to believe that a rising gap between haves and have-nots has nothing to do with societal decay.
    9.) You have to believe that nature is best apprecated through a 30x gun sight from the window of your Hummer.
    10.) You have to believe that self-esteem is best expressed by stomping on someone with a lower income than yours.
    11.) You have to believe that the military's ability to destroy the world 38.4 times over is needed to "defend your country".
    12.) You have to believe that guns don't kill people - video games kill people.
    13.) You have to believe that taxes are immoral when used to pay for education but essential when used to pay for stealth bombers.
    14.) You have to believe that Ronald Reagan was the greatest American who ever lived, closely followed by Rush Limbaugh.
    15.) You have to believe that if a kid in a slum was really all that smart, he'd match the standardised test scores of a kid from the most expensive private school in the country.
    16.) You have to believe that George Dubya Bush has a brain.
    17.) You have to believe that supply side economics has worked somewhere at some time.
    18.) You have to believe that a Democrat getting his knob shined by an intern was a far worse breach of national trust than selling arms to Iran and using the revenue to fund the Contras.
    19.) You have to believe that shooting doctors who perform abortions is justified by the commandment "thou shalt not kill.".
    20.) You have to believe that funding of the Republican party by Enron was somehow in the best interest to the United States.
    21.) You have to believe that the media is a vast Left Wing conspiracy (even though it's owned by powerful right wingers...)

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  158. Re:PhD means a single-minded goal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The plumber is the guy who makes more money than a CS PHD. But seriously, I disagree with your contention that configuring a W2k proxy server has nothing to do with CS. Unless your definition of CS excludes building something that actual works and has value.

  159. As a googler. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (And as a caveat, my opinions are my own)

    I can't go into detail, but I've met the people at google. They're fucking brilliant.

    I'm not saying MS or anyone else is lacking, but google is intense for work, and intense for play.

    It may seem haphazard, but it works well here.

    At the end of the day though, PhD's have one advantage that most BS/MS's dont have: an intense study of the theoretical. I cant even come close to the banter of some people here, and I consider myself damn good at what I do.

    While any opinion is valued and important, the PhD's here are to explain (very often) why a choice is a bad one, or why a thought is a good one.

    Engineers are great, I'm one of them. But sometimes it takes someone who's read the papers to explain the reasons of existance, to what seems stupid to us.

    PhD's dont justify the world, but it does indicate a specialization in your field, all things explored to date, and of course what you PhD'd in.

    They add a perspective on reality that we dont oft see in other places. Fundamentally though the difference is this:

    MS is not the bleeding edge. It's a pulled back version, and for good reasons. They adopt technology that fits well for consumer OS's and servers.

    The goal at google is to do the best they can at their mission statement (roughly) "make all information available, and useful, to everyone"

    MS's is to make the best user experience for the vast majority. Both are noble goals, but both are VERY different.

    We hire PhD's to make the best product to deliver on our goals. MS hires coders to make the best product to deliver on their goals.

    I dont see this as criminal or wrong, at all.

  160. Re:PhD means a single-minded goal... by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

    My definition of CS excludes IT, actually. Config on a W2k proxy server utilizes the fruits of CS, but that's like saying driving a stick shift is employing mechanical engineering because you have to use the clutch and the shift lever. Using a CS graduate to configure a fucking proxy is a waste of an education; it's like asking an electrical engineer to set up your VCR.

    CS - Coding is on the boundary; architecture and algorithms are the core.

    And the plumber makes more money than the CS PHD in *what* fucking world? CS PHDs tend to make at least 80k for a 40 hour work week, at least in my neck of the corporate woods. That's entry. A journeyman plumber working 40 hours a week doesn't make anywhere near 80k. Yes, the PHD put in more schooling; on the other hand, the journeyman probably doesn't own his own company, and will make significantly less as a result. If he does own his own company, he's got upkeep on tools and shit like that.

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  161. IBM's Experience With PhDs by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    [flash forward]

    Word of the team's success buzzed through the computer industry with extraordinary speed. Within days the Business Week article found its way to the highest office in IBM, prompting a scathing memo from company president Thomas Watson:

    Last week Control Data had a press conference during which they officially announced their 6600 system. I understand that in the laboratory developing this system there are only 34 people, including the janitor. Of these 14 are engineers and 4 are programmers, and only one person has a Ph.D., a relatively junior programmer. Constrasting this modest effort with our own vast development activities, I fail to understand why we have lost our industry leadership position by letting someone else offer the world's most powerful computer.

    [flash back]

    As soon as they arrived at the new facility, the crew began to realize just how detached they were. After ambling through the building's tiny lobby and sitting down in their labs every morning, they suddenly realized that they had no interruptions. It was a strange sensation, somewhat like sitting next to a piece of humming machinery for days on end, then having someone turn it off. The newfound peace was striking.

    The advantages were even greater for Cray. He had a beautiful Praire-style home built on the sixty-five-acre site, only a couple hundred yards from the new facility. Cray design the home himself, and it was an extraordinary piece of construction -- no one in Chippewa had ever seen anything quite like it. From the outset Cray had considered what he would need in the event of a nuclear blast, and had designed the lower level of the home as a fallout shelter. Joists in the spacious first floor were made from cold rolled steel, then topped with four-inch-thick concrete slab. Block walls in the basement were also filled with concrete; doors between lower level rooms were fireproof. A six-foot-deep pool in the basement doubled as a potential source of potable water and ten-thousand-gallon underground tank held enough oil to last through four winters. Construction workers were in awe of the building, saying that the basement contained more steel reinforcing than the new bank that was being built downtown. Cray also added his own inventive touch, designing an air-conditioning system that would spray water on the roof and cool the house through an evaporative process.

    The best part for Cray, however, was the new home's proximity to the Chippewa lab. With the lab only about eight hundred feet away, he could work any hours he wanted. He simply shuttled back and forth by walking through the forest that separated the two buildings.

    After Cray and the other engineers moved into the new facility, management intervention ground to a halt. Most of the corporate directors felt that it was too far to drive. Long-distance calling was considered more trouble than it was worth in 1962 because it required operator assistance...

    To maintain privacy Cray set up strict rules regarding visitors: no sales calls, no management meetings, no visits of any kind without his permission. In the Wisconsin woods, the engineers had a pure, blissful, bare-bones isolation. No one -- not even Bill Norris -- could walk in without an appointment...

    Despite the isolation, word of their impending success began to trickle out of Chippewa Falls. Something unusual was happening up there in the north woods of Wisconsin, and the rest of the industry wanted to know what it was. At the time -- mid-1963 -- the computer industry was so small that it was nearly impossible to keep secrets. Cray's self-imposed isolation slowed the normal buzz of information, but word still traveled quickly. Programmers at the Livermore lab were already anxious to buy the Chippewa crew's first machine. Word quickly spread to Los Alamos and to the National Security Agency in Washington. Everyone in the community, it seemed, had a problem that needed the speed of a CDC 6600.

    In August 1963 Control Da

  162. Re:Rich Parents? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that you have earned the distinction - however - may I suggest fundamentally - that poor kids who get pHDs are noise in the data for a sound reason.

    That education is an empirical luxury.

    That poor societies are limited in the amount of life-hours they can devote to education - both for teacher hours and for student hours.

    That the distribution of life-hours for education worldwide is closely correlated with the wealth of a society relative to its trading partners.

    Therefore:
    pHDS exists only where there is sufficient economic advantage given to a select group of people with respect to another group which are made to do the heavy lifting.

    Under Malthusian economics - one group can be rich - only at the expense of another. And because education is an expression of relative wealth at either a personal level or an onclave level - those who are educated ARE in fact educated at the expense of the others.

    This is but one reason which suggests the educated have a debt to honor with repect to the world at large - but I ramble.

    None of this is to suggest having wealth or a pHD is morally wrong - but there is a degree of moral responsability attached to priveledge. In short Ann Rand and Emerson both had it wrong - we are not independant agents - Thomas More had it right - no man is an island. (I suggest)

    AIK

  163. Re:Rich Parents? by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    Okay. I think I see why we are in disagreement. I think we are using the word "rich" differently.

    I was using the usual definition of "rich", meaning having great wealth or a lot of disposable income. In this sense of the word, it's quite possible to get an advanced degree without being rich or having rich parents.

    After reading your last post, I believe that you are using "rich" on the scale of a global economy. With this definition, I'd think that people who live at the poverty level in the very prosperous countries (with housing, running water, better medical care) to be richer than the average people in some extremely poor developing countries. Using this definition of "rich", I'd say that you have a valid point -- I'm sure that there are many people in economically depressed societies who cannot afford to spend the years required to obtain a secondary education, let alone a graduate education.

  164. Re:Rich Parents? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    I think the factor that most compromises education is the single generation population expansion unadjusted for infant mortality. In short the total number of kids per adult.

    Since only a fraction of adults can teach - that fraction must be divided among n number of children per available teacher. n is a factor which represents the average hours of teaching available per child. You can then allocate that as you like - but you cannot wish it away. Some will get more - other less.

    As a thought experimenet - I would like to consider giving one child from every family the allocation required to go all the way to the top. This means a doctor is every pot - so to speak.

    It is very fair. it is immune to historical prejudices - without being counterracial.

    And it avoids the trap of welfare which is to perpetuate poverty by encouraging professionals to avoid children (by taxing them into stress) while encouraging overutilized parents to add more kids to a situation in which the kids are already self-parenting.

    Social policy should strive to provide one parent for every child.

    AIK

  165. Wasted potential by danila · · Score: 1

    A hundred Ph.Ds and we have what from Google? A search engine. Pathetic... Just think of what these people could have done if dispersed over 10 companies working on 20 extremely innovative breakthrough products. And at Google they made a goddamn Javascript webmail and a calculator.

    Compare that to Xerox Palo Alto labs mentioned in the article. I think that while Google may be a nice place to work, a hot stock and an overhyped company (do you know how many Internet users actually use Google or any other search engine for that matter? Let me tell you that it's a lot less than 100%), it is not a big innovator. Creating one product and incrementally improving it over time is not what I call very impressive. Any other tech company seems more important and more interesting to me - Sony, Microsoft, IBM or even nVidia - they matter much more than Google. Because they do a lot more.

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