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First IA64 Windows Virus Released

NinjaPablo writes "W64.RugRat.3344 has been released as a proof of concept virus. It is the first virus which will only run on Windows on the IA64 platform, and uses APIs from 3 native DLLs to avoid crashing applications. It infects files that are in the same folder as the virus and in all subfolders. The author of the virus has also written other concept virii in the past."

479 comments

  1. W32/Shrug by bendelo · · Score: 0

    The virus carries the following string within itself which is never displayed: "Shrug - roy g biv"

    This presumably refers to the colours of the rainbow: Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet.

    1. Re:W32/Shrug by nukka · · Score: 0

      good thing im still runnning my 16bit 8086 ;)

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      \x69 \x68\x69\x64 \x74\x68\x65 \x62\x6f\x64\x69\x65\x73 \x69\x6e \x74\x68\x65 \x66\x72\x65\x65\x7a\x65\x72

    2. Re:W32/Shrug by rilister · · Score: 1

      Or the *awesome* Boards of Canada track of the same name from "Music has the Right to Children"....

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    3. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't say something like that. You're going to start an endless thread of "Back in my days we used [ancient technology] and liked it" ... "Yes, but when I was young, we used [even more ancient technology]!"

    4. Re:W32/Shrug by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know what ING means. What does shrug mean?

    5. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, it is a Latin phrase which means "You are a fucking moron".

    6. Re:W32/Shrug by Rupert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, it's a historical critique of the military strategy of Richard the Third.

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    7. Re:W32/Shrug by rokzy · · Score: 3, Funny

      indeed. Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain.

      presumably trying to fight for Windows' security is also in vain.

    8. Re:W32/Shrug by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      My favourite mnemonic was "Bad Boys Ravish* Our Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly" (Black-blue-red, etc, colour bands on resistors). Rainbows always seemed dull after electronics class...

      * Why, yes, this has been changed for our new PC times.

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    9. Re:W32/Shrug by espo812 · · Score: 1
      Bad Boys Ravish* Our Young Girls But Violet Goes Willingly
      Our high school electronics teacher taught it to us as "Bad Bourbon Rots Our Young Guts But Vodka Goes Well" - although I remembered it with the first word Black (so I could remember which was black and which was blue.)
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      espo
    10. Re:W32/Shrug by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      There's also a tasty Boards of Canada song by that name. I doubt the author put that string in his code simple to remind us of the colors of the rainbow? Maybe he's a techno fan? :)

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    11. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      This presumably refers to the colours of the rainbow...

      No, I'm pretty sure it's some other acronym... I just haven't figured it out yet.

      /presumably?

    12. Re:W32/Shrug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black, Brown, Rabbits, On, Your, Garden, Bring, Very, Good, Weather
      Not nearly as interesting as the others.

      I also was told that the "F" in RTFM meant fantastic.

      I see that my education was sadly lacking.

    13. Re:W32/Shrug by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, and the even more offensive version I learned:

      Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.

      Of course, this was in Maine in the mid-80s, in a college class with exactly one female, taught by a crusty old Navy vet. Not exactly PC California.

      I used to think this was kinda funny, back then, but today I'm a bit ashamed of myself for that. It's still a damn good mnemonic, though.

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    14. Re:W32/Shrug by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, it's obviously a nod to Paranoia, the old RPG game...

      "Of course the computer is my friend, why do you ask?"

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    15. Re:W32/Shrug by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot can a comment like this get rated informative.

      Mod it like people care.

    16. Re:W32/Shrug by gabacho · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      no.......wait..........Clinton? You were the one in the black dress?

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  2. A toast... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's to a long and fruitful future for Win64 viruses...

  3. No surprise... by Mz6 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It was only a matter of time...

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    Hmmm.
  4. somebody has to say it.. by hp46168 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one, welcome our new IA64 Win32 Script Kiddy overlords.

    1. Re:somebody has to say it.. by the1brian · · Score: 1

      >>I for one, welcome our new IA64 Win32 Script Kiddy overlords.

      You mean Win64?

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    2. Re:somebody has to say it.. by hp46168 · · Score: 0

      Doh! Actually, didn't I read that most apps running on IA64 machines were really written for win32? Either way, I stand corrected. Teach me not to use preview.

    3. Re:somebody has to say it.. by MountainMan101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a 64 bit emulation on a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit extension of an 8 bit OS written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that doesn't care 1 bit about quality software.

      (This joke is of course also a poor 64 bit extension of an existing crap joke - and therefore has Windoze certification)

  5. so... by pb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we hunt him down and execute him, right?

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    1. Re:so... by bl4nk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If he's already infected with his own virus, you probably can't execute him. You'll just get a BSOD..
      Hopefully he made a backup of himself recently.

    2. Re:so... by MrRuslan · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. We make him write a virus for a 286 and see if that will fly.

    3. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No noo noo, we try to avoid executing anything even remotely related to virii

    4. Re:so... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we hunt him down and execute him, right?

      Or maybe would could execute the virus. Hmm, on the other hand that's not want we want to do :-/

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    5. Re:so... by tokul · · Score: 1

      No. wrong plural form of virus gets lynched first.

    6. Re:so... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      and execute him, right

      I doubt he's got his o+x bit set.

    7. Re:So... by keramida · · Score: 1
      The one who executes him, becomes a virus writer for Win64 for the duration of the execution. A laptop for quickly writing the second Win64 virus before the effects of the execution wear off is entirely optional, of course...

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  6. Critique of the virus by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) The virus uses native DLLs - it should've used .NET managed code to avoid common memory leaks and other mistakes
    2) The virus does not run on 32-bit platform - so no chance of getting "Windows XP Compatible" logo.
    3) The virus does not take advantage of the latest Longhorn, Avalon and Indigo features.

    Overall, the work is impressive, but I am waiting for more robust and efficient viruses.

    1. Re:Critique of the virus by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's also

      4) The virus doesn't also support x86-64, so it's not as CPU-independent as 64-bit Windows is.
    2. Re:Critique of the virus by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Does it fall foul of the NX bit at all?

    3. Re:Critique of the virus by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      1) The virus uses native DLLs - it should've used .NET managed code to avoid common memory leaks and other mistakes

      Last thing i heard (though i'm not following the win 64 bit stuff very closely) is that the .NET framework is not yet fully supported on 64 bit.

      Does that still stand?

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    4. Re:Critique of the virus by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
      2) The virus does not run on 32-bit platform - so no chance of getting "Windows XP Compatible" logo.

      To bad about the logo, but it can work on 32bits...

      From the Article
      Note: A true 64 bit machine is not required for this virus, as it can be run on a 32 bit machine using 64 bit simulation software.
      So just get your 64 bit emulator running and you too can enjoy tomorrows viruses today!
    5. Re:Critique of the virus by SILIZIUMM · · Score: 1

      Also, where's the official press release ?

    6. Re:Critique of the virus by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Intel's IA64 chips do not use this bit - nor does their waekly named IA32e chips.

    7. Re:Critique of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NX is not yet supported in Windows. You'll have to wait for service pack 2.

      Linkage

    8. Re:Critique of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NX is not yet supported by Windows. You'll have to wait for XP Service Pack 2.

      Linkage

    9. Re:Critique of the virus by W2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In other words, us happy AMD owners are safe. Yay! Unfortunately, IA-64 is so unpopular among consumer users (the ones who are likely to be sloppy with their anti-virus protections and fall victim to this sort of thing) that future viruses for 64-bit Windows will likely be targeting the x86-64.

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    10. Re:Critique of the virus by prostoalex · · Score: 1

      Search for Perl in the search box, there are some questions marked Java Web programming interview questions that are actually Perl.

    11. Re:Critique of the virus by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      4) The virus only runs on Win64. Also, whomever wrote the virus has obviously proven that he can't design usable software because the virus has no (friendly) GUI at all. It will never succeed on the desktop. Therebefore it is clearly dying.

    12. Re:Critique of the virus by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Mono runs fine on Sparc64

    13. Re:Critique of the virus by eyeye · · Score: 1

      That site is messed up, why link it if it doesnt even know the difference between perl and java.

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  7. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised that this tiresome topic wasn't raised before the third post.

  8. I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by King+of+the+Trolls · · Score: 4, Funny

    Iii neverii getii anyii virii. Itii mustii beii painfulii toii runii windowii.

    1. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Iii neverii getii anyii virii. Itii mustii beii painfulii toii runii windowii.

      We know that already: from the number of i's in your message you've got to be Finnish :-0

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    2. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Iii neverii getii anyii virii. Itii mustii beii painfulii toii runii windowii.

      Or possiiblii Swedish

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    3. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I never get any viruses. It must be painful to run Windows." - 5 i's
      "En ikinä saa viruksia. On varmaan kivuliasta ajaa Windowsia." - 8 i's

      Not that much of difference to me..

    4. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      hehe.. i think the ii's are a sign he is infected. with somethign.

    5. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the look of his typing, probably syphilis.

    6. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's obviously an idiot. There may not be as many viruses for Linux in comparison to Windows. There's also not as much software for Linux compared to Windows. They are out there though...

      http://vil.nai.com/vil/alphar.asp?char=L

    7. Re:I'mii soii gladii Iii runii Linuxii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that or Linux users never figure out they're infected, so they think their hard drive died. Then they go out and buy a new HDD and start over.

  9. There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative
    I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." Please don't interpret this comment as either endorsement of or disagreement with the parent post. Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

    The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

    Here's a good explanation from cdknow.com, quoted here in its entirety because the people who most need to read this won't click on a link.

    The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words.

    For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form:

    virus, viri (neuter)

    (Forms: almost always restricted to nominative and accusative singular; generally singular in Lucretius, ablative singular in Lucretius)

    The point of this is that even in Latin the form "viri" is rarely used. The singular form is used in most every instance. (This is from the Oxford Latin Dictionary.)

    So, when considering the Latin: "virii" is incorrect and "viri" was almost never used.

    Despite the fact there was little use for the plural form, there is another reason why "viri" was rarely used. The most common Latin word for "man" is "vir" with "viri" being its plural in the form used as the subject of a sentence. Thus, since "men" as the subject of a sentence would be used far more often than "venoms" (virus means venom) the "viri" word was most commonly seen as the plural of "man."

    Bottom line: Don't try to make up words using a false Latin plural form. Since the word virus in its English form is now used then the English plural (viruses) should be used.

    More plural-of-virus resources:

    perl.com, the canonical and exhaustive source
    Jonathan de Boyne Pollard's Frequently Given Answer
    Merriam-Webster's "Word for the Wise," January 20, 2000.

    1. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Quote:
      "I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii.""

      I have just one thing to say to you...

      Virii!

    2. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Linguistic evolution is an ongoing process which can 't be controlled by an "official" standard for a word. Virii is the next step in this evolution, like it or not. You should find a job with the Quebec language police...who enforce a variant of French that has many "incorrect" features in comparison to "real" French. Neither variants is less legitimate than the other, or Cajun French for that matter. I suppose Chaucer's English should still exist. It doesn't. Get over it.

    3. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." Please don't interpret this comment as either endorsement of or disagreement with the parent post. Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

      The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

      Here's a good explanation from cdknow.com [cknow.com], quoted here in its entirety because the people who most need to read this won't click on a link.

      The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words.

      For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form:

      virus, viri (neuter)

      (Forms: almost always restricted to nominative and accusative singular; generally singular in Lucretius, ablative singular in Lucretius)

      The point of this is that even in Latin the form "viri" is rarely used. The singular form is used in most every instance. (This is from the Oxford Latin Dictionary.)

      So, when considering the Latin: "virii" is incorrect and "viri" was almost never used.

      Despite the fact there was little use for the plural form, there is another reason why "viri" was rarely used. The most common Latin word for "man" is "vir" with "viri" being its plural in the form used as the subject of a sentence. Thus, since "men" as the subject of a sentence would be used far more often than "venoms" (virus means venom) the "viri" word was most commonly seen as the plural of "man."

      Bottom line: Don't try to make up words using a false Latin plural form. Since the word virus in its English form is now used then the English plural (viruses) should be used.

      More plural-of-virus resources:

      perl.com [perl.com], the canonical and exhaustive source
      Jonathan de Boyne Pollard's Frequently Given Answer [tesco.net]
      Merriam-Webster's "Word for the Wise [m-w.com]," January 20, 2000.

    4. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Cereal+Box · · Score: 1

      If you think "virii" is annoying, ponder this. I had a friend who insisted that not only was "virii" the plural form of "virus", but that it was pronounced "ver-il-eye".

    5. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Without any comment :) Check my signature. Oh also the errors are in purpose

    6. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right, there's no such word as "virii." There are also no such words as "boxen," "*nix," "sysadmin," "interweb," and "teevee." "Awesome" means "awe-inspiring," "cool" refers to a temperature, "radical" is what we call a nutjob, and, to my knowledge, no one has ever gotten "jiggy" with anything. Purists would even say that using "google" as a verb is wrong. These are the same people who had a problem with "surfing" the "web."

      It's called slang, and it's evolving and changing all the time. Were these people to use "virii" in an official capacity, such as in a company-wide memo, or an academic paper, there would be a problem. But this is Slashdot, for crying out loud. Get over yourself and have a little fun.

    7. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this fall under the "overgeneralization" section of the jargon file? (maintained by ESR as far as I know)

      here

      Just like
      radius..radii
      hippopotamus..hippopotami
      me ntos..menti?

    8. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that I don't think these people know it isn't correct.

    9. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by yecrom2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure. Next you'll tell me that the plural of box isn't boxen. It has to be. English is a totally consistent language and the plural of VAX is VAXen.

      It is well known that the pluralizing of nouns in english is well defined:

      ouse -> ice.
      eg. house -> hice.
      ata -> atabase.
      eg. data -> database.
      ink -> egnancy.
      eg. drink -> pregnancy.
      That one is a little tricky because it requires a change in the base word.

      outer -> 0,000
      cisco router -> $450,000
      See previous example.

      Just a thought.

    10. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      this isn't an evoltion of the language. It doesn't follow any proper forms and needs to be stopped.

      For a website that is full of "geeks" you sure do pride yourselves in talking like a bunch of undeducated morons.

    11. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About time some one stepped forward clarified that point. I used to work on an anti-virus product and my boss alway called them virii. I tried to correct him, but you know the boss is always right. The sad thing is he couldn't use the excuse that he wasn't a "technical person." This is a language construct!

      Cost: A 2 bits to buy a clue.

    12. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words.

      This here is Slashdot, boy. We don't tolerant none of that big city, college boy talk. You think we have time to look in your big fancy dictionary?

    13. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by mehaiku · · Score: 1

      Further, don't use the words boxen, ass-load, peeps, pissant, whiz, whacked or gonna. As a matter of fact, all slang terms should be outlawed, so we can keep the purity of our Merkin English. Everyone knows only terrorists and employees of Indian call centers use slang anyway.

    14. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

      "radical" is what we call a nutjob

      A nutjob might be radical to you and those who use the fake word 'virii'.

      To those who use the word 'viruses', getting a nutjob is commonplace. Women really like a man who can speak English properly.

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    15. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Vampo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Evolution indeed. As Darwin would say, once there was a virus, then it started reproducing, evolving, mutating, whatever you want to call it. The result? A number of viruses here, a number of virii there...

    16. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by FattMattP · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should update your crusade links. The Perl.com and Merriam-Webster links didn't work.

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    17. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a difference between slang and people thinking that is the true correct way to do things

      The differance is called ignorance
      Next you'll say Ebonics is a 'real' language

    18. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mournblade · · Score: 3, Funny

      We need a "-1, Pedantic" moderation category.

    19. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by four12 · · Score: 1
      The most common Latin word for "man" is "vir" with "viri" being its plural in the form


      So, ala Agent Smith in The Matrix, Man is a virus? I'd have to agree on that one...

    20. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tend to agree. In comments, I don't mind so much, but I think that all story submissions containing "virii" (or any other egregious spelling/grammar errors) should be summarily rejected.

      It's embarrassing, sometimes, to be browsing through Google News and coming across something that looks like it was written by a twelve-year old, only to see that it originated at Slashdot. Seeing it juxtaposed with properly edited news stories makes the errors stand out that much more dramatically. It's for reasons like this that Slashdot is considered a joke by many outsiders.

    21. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, languages never evolve over time.

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    22. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Informative
      Well, we can prove this a simple way... here

      virus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vrs) n. pl. viruses 1. 1. Any of various simple submicroscopic parasites of plants, animals, and bacteria that often cause disease and that consist essentially of a core of RNA or DNA surrounded by a protein coat. Unable to replicate without a host cell, viruses are typically not considered living organisms. 2. A disease caused by a virus. 2. Something that poisons one's soul or mind: the pernicious virus of racism. 3. Computer Science. A computer virus.
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    23. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your attempt at humor has failed. please try again in one hour.

    24. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I wouldn't have a problem if any of those words were used less.
      I'm certainly glad anyone who uses the radical new prefixes "mebi" and "gibi" is shot down.

    25. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by uss_valiant · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." [...] The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

      And whenever I see a /. discussion about the plural of virus I wish it was below my threshold.

      What about spending your time convincing people of more important issues like [insert anything else here]?
    26. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by kzinti · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But when linguistic evolution is driven by clueless people trying to show how "smart" they are ("Oh, look, I can make this word plural in a way that makes me look like I studied Latin"), then it should be smashed flat with a large-type edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. People invent words, sometimes because there's a true need for a new word, and sometimes because they're ignorant of the correct word. People who invent out of ignorance should be shunned. And the virii they rode in on...

    27. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Karamchand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just like hacker doesn't (only) mean hacker anymore but (also) means cracker. So stop the moaning about it, that's how language works, as the parent explained.

    28. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Socially inept nerds making up (what they think to be) cool-sounding plural forms does not count as a valid step in the evolution of the English language. The plural for "virus" existed long before computers did, and there is absolutely no reason to change it when it refers to a computer virus. You can use the word "virii" if you want, but don't be surprised when people think that you're a fucking retard for doing so.

    29. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mentos...mentoi

    30. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean +1 Pedantic.

      Fact is, if you can't spell or string a sentence together, you come across as a moron.

      Some tolerance is given on the internet to typos, because it's accepted that people are typing fast, but the fact remains: if you can't spell, people are going to call you up on it. The implication is that you are uneducated (or inept at using a computer, a worse sin on slashdot).

    31. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It tends to grate on people because it's such an illogical mistake. It's kind of like what Wolfgang Pauli said once, "This isn't right... this isn't even wrong." It's so disconnected from reality that it's difficult to even know where to begin in criticizing it.

    32. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 1

      Oh. I give up. I used to think I could stamp out "Noo-Kyuh-Lur", but now it's even in the fucking dictionary. However, we haven't been consistent and renamed the nucleus, to nukyoolus or nucleic acids to nukyoolayick acids. Why? Why??? WHY????! Maybe because people can still understand what it means? Still, it drives me up the fucking wall to here Americans say "Noo-Kyuh-Lur Weapons". But, I give up. People are happy with being stupid and illogical. I refuse to actually join them though.

    33. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 2, Informative

      if you knew absolutely anything about language, you'd know that there is no wrong or right, just understandable or not understandable.

      just because a word is not in a dictionary, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. if your view of language was right then language wouldn't have existed before dictionaries were invented and new words would never be formed.

      i'm on a little crusade of my own to stomp out pedantic assholes like you who feel the need to dictate to everyone else how they should use language.

      this comment isn't informative, it's moronic.

    34. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by sjlutz · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      The purpose of written language is communication, pure and simple. If you understand what I'm saying, then I am using the language correctly. If you disagree that virii is not a word, that's fine, but you also understand that I think that virii is the plural of virus, and therefore communication and understanding has taken place, and therefore the language is effective. If you do not want your language to change, I suggest you move to France where the language is controlled A LOT more than here.

      Your pet-pieve may be misspoken or written language, my pet-pieve is people like you who put up barriers to communication because of technical difficulty on your part.

    35. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

      Nope, you can't wipe out the word "virii". It just keeps spreading. As soon as one guy uses it around his two friends, it spreads to them. Then they each use the word around two other friends, who catch it. At this point it stops for a while, since those seven geeks don't have any other friends. But then one of them posts it online, and it spreads to hundreds of others.

      Despite your efforts to stop it, the word "virii" will continue to spread to more and more people, like some sort of computer "worm".


    36. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I don't use those, except for 'peeps,' but that's because my girlfriend loves the little things, so I use them to put her in a good mood.

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    37. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by darien · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dude, your post contains the word "virii."

    38. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually language is simply what people use to communicate verbally and writen and is defined by said usage.
      What determines what is a word is NOT some definition of correctness. Useage is what defines the language. So if enough people were to use virii as the plural of virus it would be so.
      This is pretty much a summation of the statement a language expert and senior editor of a well known, dictionary (who's name escapes me), said during an NPR interview a few months ago.
      I'm shure if you looked around you could find pleny of examples of words that started out as manipulations by a subset of the population that gained popularity and are now considered regular english.
      'Hacker', for example, is one such word twice over at least. It started as a reference to people who used hand axes to make furniture.
      now look where that word is used.

      Mycroft

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    39. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the links you give,

      http://homepages.tesco.net/~J.deBoynePollard/FGA /p lural-of-virus.html

      explicitly contradicts your supposedly pedagogical post. It seems odd to post a claim and a link that contradicts your claim...

    40. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Therefore, many men are... virii! (or viri, but that was explained above).

    41. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      Did you know that languages like English are constantly evolving and can be changed? If everybody says virii as the plural of virus, then the plural of virus is virii, if you like it or not.

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    42. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." Please don't interpret this comment as either endorsement of or disagreement with the parent post. Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

      You had me at "crusade".

      Seriously, dude, switch to decaff.

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    43. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares?

    44. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hacker = cracker

      Since when did hacker become a synonym for poor southern white guy?

    45. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      LMAO, good luck with that.

    46. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      When people start attacking you on grammar or spelling while your message is quite understandable, it usually points at those people not being smart enough to come up with a real argument as to why they dislike your message.

    47. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And ANOTHER thing. I just hate it when AOL users get onto our Internet and use their stupid stupid kiddie chat speak. It's not LMAO, or ROTFLMAO. It's more like SHUTTHEFUCKUPAOLIDIOT.

      Don't know what the hell that would be if it was plural.

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    48. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by __aanebg9627 · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, that's not the way language works. Much as pedants and teachers (and perhaps parents) would like language to be prescriptive, it isn't.

      So, like, language evolves. You got a problem with that? And like, words migrate from slang to the dictionary, NOT from the dictionary into usage.

      Dictionary definitions are subject to social fiddling anyway. You have any idea how many good old Saxon words have been ruled illegitimate even with centuries of usage? If you check into some of the "vulgar slang" rude words, you'll find they've been in use since time immemorial. Presence in or absence from the dictionary is no measure of whether or not a word is a 'real' word.

    49. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by FictionPimp · · Score: 1
      If someone says a word, and a majority of people know what he means. ITS A FUCKING WORD!

      That wasn't so hard? Was it?

      I ain't gonna stop sayin viri.

    50. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      We could always respond to both. I tend to think it's rude to correct people's spelling and grammar but I sometimes make an exception when they display willful ignorance, as in 'virii'.

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    51. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      That would go well with my proposed "-1, illiterate" catagory.

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    52. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I'm not a native speaker of the English language and don't mind corrections here and there, but attacking people and calling them names over it is something entirely different.

      Oh, and.. nothing against anti-virii crusades, but often it is irrelevant compared to the rest of the message.

    53. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      The difficulty in discerning native and non-native speakers is a big part in my general forgiveness of even the most glaring errors. However I do often take part in the anti-virii crusade for the very reason that it is generally not a mistake. That is people use the word deliberately. Whether or not the poster knows the word's state of acceptance is not really an issue if someone chooses to bring it to their attention. It becomes either an informative response or a critical one, depending on whether the poster made a mistake in copying the illiterate (as a non-native or uneducated person might) or whether they willfully used a badly concocted and unnecessary bastardisation of an existing word.

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    54. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Presence in or absence from the dictionary is no measure of whether or not a word is a 'real' word.

      Wow! You must make the same argument as I when playing scrabble!
    55. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to tell you that using nutjob as a sexual descriptive might be about the very stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

    56. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      To me the later falls under the catagory of 'common use'. Its how languages develop, and while it would be nice if there was solid logic to how a language develops, the level of irregularity in most languages suggests there is no such thing really. In other words, its defined by use, and if you think a certain use is incorrect, use what you consider to be the correct one. Denouncing it does little when compared to overwhelming it with a better alternative.

    57. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by __aanebg9627 · · Score: 1

      That was meant to be informative -- the common 4-letter 'swear' words have been in ordinary use since before Shakespeare, and yet are *still* considered slang. That says a lot about dictionaries and their function as a prescriptive definers of proper language rather than describers of actual language.

    58. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Said the virgin.

    59. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      I do use the alternative. I also point out the use of 'virii' so that people who are unaware that it is not (yet) a generally accepted word can be made aware of that fact.

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    60. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People 'misusing' language is what causes languages to evolve. Whether it leads to good things is not quite as clear. What matters is not semantics and pedantics, but being understood.

      Some examples:

      The use of the term 'pirate'
      The use of the term 'hacker / cracker'
      The use of nouns and adjectives as verbs (to quote Calvin: "Verbing wierds language")
      Ebonics

      You can sit on a high-horse all day long and say 'Thats not proper English!' or "That isn't a real word!" but it won't change how people use it.

    61. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's hear it for ignoramii.

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    62. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      The word "hacker" is a simple case of redefinition. "Virii" is a case of lonely teenagers inventing an invalid plural form of a word when there was already an existing one that had been in use for centuries. "Virus" for example, can now describe malicious programs, so what's wrong with the accepted plural form of it?

    63. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Linguistic evolution is an ongoing process which can 't be controlled by an "official" standard for a word. Virii is the next step in this evolution, like it or not.

      It's not a matter of liking it or not liking it. It's a matter of "virii" simply being wrong, for lots of highly nerdy reasons.

      I would have thought that your average slashdotter would climb on that bandwagon in a second.

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    64. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Syllabus... syllabi.
      Octopus... octopi.

      Just as wrong. Syllabus is from Latin and declined accordingly. Octopus is from Greek. Why we don't say "octopodes" when referring to more than one octopus is a mystery, but that's just how it is.

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    65. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "boxen" = = as bad as "virii"
      "*nix" = = as bad as "virii"
      "sysadmin" = = "system administrator", perhaps sys-admin would work for you?
      "interweb" = = This is wrong on so many levels. It is "internet"/"intranet", or "world wide web". Never both at once. It's people like this that trim CD-ROMS to fit into floppy bays
      "teevee" = = nobody spells it like this, people use "T.V.", which is valid
      "Awesome" = = surfer dude
      "cool" = = "oh my GAWD!! That is soooo cool!! *insert Vally Girl voice*
      "radical" = = ever hear of a "free radical"? Or perhaps a "radical idea"? Or a "radical departure (from the norm)"?
      "jiggy" = = I have only heard this from Scooby Do. It's a horrible word. Curse you for using it.
      "google" = = noun turned verb. Same as "Access" (I've got access vs access the file).

      By the way, as a general rant...why the insults such as "He talks funny, must be 15, huh huh huh". I've never actually seen a 15-year old talk the way you seem to think they do. If somebody older than 9 talks this way to you, return them to the shelter for retarded children.

      /14, doesn't talk "liek a moran!!!111", doesn't use scripts others write, and can probably write better code than anybody you insult as being 15.

    66. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Boxen", "ass-load" et c. are slang and/or linguistic jokes.
      "Virii" is not slang. It's an abomination used only by people who are ignorant of the only proper plural of the word "virus".

    67. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      Another example:

      Sportscasters used to say "He finally got his shooting back on track". This has gradually morphed into:

      "He finally got untracked". Which, taken literally, has a completely different meaning, but people still understand what is being said, and has become common usage.

    68. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by arose · · Score: 1

      Off corse thay do, evry1 shoold go along wit dat.

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    69. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean, "it it were plural"? The subjunctive mood is beautiful and poetic, Profane MuthaFucka. Use it.

    70. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." Please don't interpret this comment as either endorsement of or disagreement with the parent post. Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

      The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

      Here's a good explanation from cdknow.com, quoted here in its entirety because the people who most need to read this won't click on a link.

      The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words.

      For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form:

      virus, viri (neuter)

      (Forms: almost always restricted to nominative and accusative singular; generally singular in Lucretius, ablative singular in Lucretius)

      The point of this is that even in Latin the form "viri" is rarely used. The singular form is used in most every instance. (This is from the Oxford Latin Dictionary.)

      So, when considering the Latin: "virii" is incorrect and "viri" was almost never used.

      Despite the fact there was little use for the plural form, there is another reason why "viri" was rarely used. The most common Latin word for "man" is "vir" with "viri" being its plural in the form used as the subject of a sentence. Thus, since "men" as the subject of a sentence would be used far more often than "venoms" (virus means venom) the "viri" word was most commonly seen as the plural of "man."

      Bottom line: Don't try to make up words using a false Latin plural form. Since the word virus in its English form is now used then the English plural (viruses) should be used.

      More plural-of-virus resources:

      perl.com, the canonical and exhaustive source
      Jonathan de Boyne Pollard's Frequently Given Answer
      Merriam-Webster's "Word for the Wise," January 20, 2000.

    71. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually there's nothing wrong with viruses, and personaly I prefer it to virii myself most of the time.
      I honestly prefer 'normal' english to what is often used today. I find 'ebonics','1337' speak, 'valley' speak, and so on anoying most of the time (humor and deliberate use to make a point is usually o.k.).
      However language is defined primarily through use, what is or 'ain't' a word isn't static. Nor is language subject to specic rules and procedures for it's developement and evolution. In short language just happens.
      Not that I think efforts to educate people to standards of use in spoken and written language is a waste of time. Efforts to keep language reasonably consistant is import to clear communication.
      Also I am certainly no saint with respect to use of grammer (believe it or not on my college placement test I qualified for honors english, but that was a few years ago) and my spelling is erratic and weak to put it kindly.
      I see the primary purpose of language is communication. A polite note if I scramble my grammer is o.k., desired even if my grammar creates confusion as to my meaning. But being a grammar nazi is usually just plain stupid, especially when it's used instead of a valid argument or point of view when there is a dissagreement.

      Mycroft

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    72. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by sICE · · Score: 1
      The plural for "virus" existed long before computers did, and there is absolutely no reason to change it when it refers to a computer virus.
      Reason: let's biologists keep their viruses, and let us get our virii. Beside the fact that the net is a multicultural place where each one brings on some of his bits, using such words helps a lot on search engines. Socially inept nerds aren't the only one who use such techniques, one example that come to mind right now is the use of magic and magick. Like it or not.
      You can use the word "virii" if you want, but don't be surprised when people think that you're a fucking retard for doing so.
      Somehow related to the subject: posting the way you did on slashdot might makes a lot more people think you are a more fucking retard than I am. Which brings me to: majority makes normality. Insane as it may be.
    73. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      While the evolution of a language may not be subject to any rules, the language itself is, and the word "virii" breaks those rules needlessly. It's not a valid evolution because it doesn't address any sort of need or shortcoming in the language. It's simply redundant.

    74. Re:There's no such word as "virii" by burns210 · · Score: 1

      it doesn't have to be a valid reason for evolution. People define their own language, thus, if people decide the virii is the plural of virus, then it is. It doesn't have to make sense, or break new ground, it just has to have momentum, which can be artificially created, in all honesty.

  10. Does that mean by gsfprez · · Score: 4, Funny

    that 64 bit viruses are twice as powerful as 32-bit ones?

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    1. Re:Does that mean by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      No, they just spread twice as fast.

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    2. Re:Does that mean by moZer · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they are 4294967296 times better.

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    3. Re:Does that mean by Adriax · · Score: 1

      Not so weak, it's 4294967296 times as powerful!

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    4. Re:Does that mean by leerpm · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are 4,294,967,296 times more powerful.

      So by RIAA math logic, this means that the virus writers are really causing $429,496,729,600,000,000 worth of damage!

    5. Re:Does that mean by dan_sdot · · Score: 2, Informative
      that 64 bit viruses are twice as powerful as 32-bit ones?

      ???
      Twice as fast?
      (2^32)*2 = 2^64

      Not really.

    6. Re:Does that mean by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      No. They require twice the amount of memory and processingpower.

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    7. Re:Does that mean by Paladine97 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Did you flunk math?

      (2^32)*2 = 2^33

    8. Re:Does that mean by whovian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or 4,000,000,000 times more powerful, according to hard drive manufacturers.

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    9. Re:Does that mean by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      *cough* Note the "not really"

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    10. Re:Does that mean by Dman33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you flunk reading comp?

      And what moronic mods rated this Informative????

    11. Re:Does that mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did all the other replies come up with one number? Is that in some obscure article?

    12. Re:Does that mean by AnomalyConcept · · Score: 1

      No, you have to multiply it by at least 2, because one of "today's" processors is only 32-bit. 64/32 = 2, so it would be 429,496,729,600,000,000 x 2 = $858,993,459,200,000,000. :-D

    13. Re:Does that mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did all the other replies come up with one number? Is that in some obscure article?

      LOL. Raising two to the power of 32 (2^32) gives you 4294967296. That's how many distinct values you can fit in 32 bits, and is the limit for simple math on a 32-bit processor. A 64-bit processor has twice as many bits (of course), so its limit is two the the power of 64 (2^64). 2^64 is the same as 2^32 times 2^32, or 4294967296 times 4294967296.

    14. Re:Does that mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Re:Does that mean ( Score:3, Informative)
      by Dman33 (110217) on 2004-05-27 21:31 (#9270474)

      Did you flunk reading comp?

      And what moronic mods rated this Informative????

      :-)
  11. Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Argh.

    To try to stall everyone's almost certain flamewars regarding the correct plural form of virus, let me propose a new word.

    Virusesii.

    There, now everyone can use it, okay?

    1. Re:Virii/Viruses by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm... You come from the KiB camp, right? ;-)

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    2. Re:Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Americans will confuse it with VirusesII - the return, and say I haven't had VirusesI yet, so no point getting it.

    3. Re:Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about virusiis?

    4. Re:Virii/Viruses by iphayd · · Score: 1

      What about virae?

    5. Re:Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Kill Bill camp?

    6. Re:Virii/Viruses by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      I think I prefer "Viriises"

    7. Re:Virii/Viruses by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the "The Madness of King George III" story?

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    8. Re:Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "Microsoft Products"??

    9. Re:Virii/Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately no one can be told what the plural of virus is, you have to see it for yourself.

    10. Re:Virii/Viruses by tepples · · Score: 1

      How about "the bad guys from Dr. Mario"?

    11. Re:Virii/Viruses by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > You come from the KiB camp, right?

      Kids in Black?

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  12. It's the second, not the first. by WillAJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    IA64 Windows was the first. (Someone had to say it)

    1. Re:It's the second, not the first. by prat393 · · Score: 1

      I've found a removal tool for that one: Linux.

    2. Re:It's the second, not the first. by akedia · · Score: 0, Troll

      You can rot in Hell, too.

    3. Re:It's the second, not the first. by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, viruses (or virri, se argument above) are small nad effiecent

    4. Re:It's the second, not the first. by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1
      No, viruses (or virri, se argument above) are small nad effiecent.

      Because we, as the intellectual vangard of the revolution, are all quite aware that viruses with large nads are quite resource-hungry.

    5. Re:It's the second, not the first. by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      Does this mean it's time to update my sig?

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    6. Re:It's the second, not the first. by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      small nads are not efficient

  13. Doesn't this blow... by Flashpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    a hole in the "people write virii for it because it's the biggest target" argument for the proliferation of Windows virii?

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    1. Re:Doesn't this blow... by gandalphthegreen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's why it's called a proof of concept. It simply proves that something can be done and is not concerned with doing lots of damage.

    2. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this particular case it's probably politically based (I'm cool cuz I stuck it to the Man) rather than popularity based (now everybody can see how cool I am).

      It will always be easier to destroy than create. I see no coolness in destruction.

    3. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I dunno, someone made a trojan for OS X as a proof of concept. There were a couple programs for Linux that had a vaguely virus-like nature, but people that ran Linux at the time mostly knew how to operate their systems properly.

    4. Re:Doesn't this blow... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      It will always be easier to destroy than create. I see no coolness in destruction.

      ahh young grasshopper... except for when you are asked to destroy that which you created.

    5. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've watched a lot of Kung Fu episodes but I still don't get your point. Thanks for calling me young though. Grasshopper? No.

    6. Re:Doesn't this blow... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      fine, how's calling you an "old pedantic bastard" instead?

    7. Re:Doesn't this blow... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      He's just looking to the future, man. 64-bit windows will have a fairly large market share if and when 64-bit hits the main stream. Then, if microsoft doesn't act, this virus might actually "proliferate", as you put it, fairly quickly.

      Think of this as kind of a heads up to microsoft.

    8. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Not likely if it uses native code. The most common 64-bit Windows will be for x86-64, and this one was written for IA64.

    9. Re:Doesn't this blow... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      nitpick nitpick. Jeebus.

    10. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1
      Doesn't this blow a hole in the "people write virii for it because it's the biggest target" argument for the proliferation of Windows virii?
      No. Next question?
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    11. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK. But there's still the matter of your point ...

    12. Re:Doesn't this blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Vaguely virus like?

      I'm sorry to burst your bubble but Linux has plenty of viruses and other malware. Not as much as with Windows, but Linux has plenty of worms, binary infectors and script viruses.

  14. Damn Cyberterrorists by LynchMan · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder how long it will be before the FBI (or other law enforcement agency of choice) is breaking down his/her door and takes away his PC's before locking him/her up forever without a trial. Ahhh Freedom.

    1. Re:Damn Cyberterrorists by MikeJ9919 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but I just can't let this one go. No, I'm not a fan of the DMCA, no, I'm not a big fan of the Patriot Act (though I certainly don't disagree with all of its provisions). However, do you have anything at all to back up this statement? At all? Even one scrap of evidence to suggest that the FBI is breaking down the doors of people who write viruses and locking them up forever without a trial? Even in the case of terrorists (Hamdi and Padilla), they may be currently held without trial, but they are clearly getting legal review of their cases, as are the Guantanamo Bay detainees, who are (1) not American citizens, and (2) not being held on American soil (no, it's not American soil, that's spelled out in the agreement with Cuba...go check.) Statements like this that make legitimate attempts to reform bad law difficult because they make us look like raving lunatics instead of calm, reasonable, intelligent people. From now on, please think before you post.

  15. So what? by MrRuslan · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whats the big deal? Now windows will get messed up in full 64 bin glory.And later you will see some 64 bit spyware and a tad of some 64 bit spam :P. Basicly Fucked above the 4GB limit.

  16. ah, me by abscondment · · Score: 5, Funny
    A true 64 bit machine is not required for this virus, as it can be run on a 32 bit machine using 64 bit simulation software.

    Yes! You're no longer limited to slowing your computer by simulating an architecture you don't have--you can run their viruses, too!

  17. What are the legal implications? by ZosX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what are the legal implications of writing viruses?

    Could the DMCA be evoked in such a case?

    Or is it only illegal when they are executed and allowed to spread to the wild?

    Just some questions.

    Feel free to respond, thanks.

    1. Re:What are the legal implications? by stephenisu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In order for this to be a breach of the DCMA, he would have had to break a digital security measure.

      Seeing as this is Windows, it was less of a security measure and more of an invitation.

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    2. Re:What are the legal implications? by cpghost · · Score: 1

      So what are the legal implications of writing viruses?

      Legal implications? C'mon, this is the real world, not the mirror and smoke universe of regulators and lawyers.

      It would be fun to see a virus/worm attacking the legal system itself. Kind of SCO. DDoSing courts, generating silly and contradictory jurisprudence and prompting for even more dumb laws and regulations until the judicial system comes to a grinding halt.

      How would you reboot Justice then? Would we need a foreign power to invade us and provide us with a brand new, lean and mean legal system?

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    3. Re:What are the legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he broke the rot-26 encryption code to write the virus. I can't wait until they sue his ass with the DMCA. And he infringed their trademark patent. He is going to loose this case.

    4. Re:What are the legal implications? by rcamans · · Score: 0

      I am pretty sure that viruses (virii for the latin challenged) have a license that says, in essence:
      You must run this virus on all your machines.
      It is a copyup license.
      Please copy the virus up the download stream.
      In Russia virus infects you!
      No, wait, that is not quite right...

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    5. Re:What are the legal implications? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      I doubt you'll get any informed responses.

    6. Re:What are the legal implications? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I think the founding fathers intended for us to form armed rebellion if the federal government ever got out of hand in such a fashion.

      also seems that the federal government made that fundamentally impossible when they did things like instigate a standing military and various other actions around the civil war...

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    7. Re:What are the legal implications? by prat393 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Umm... the DMCA doesn't really have anything to do with this; no copy-protection procedures have been circumvented, so no copyright violations have occurred here. In point of fact, the virus author hasn't broken any laws by writing and releasing this virus, assuming he hasn't been using it to damage any systems out there (besides his own).

      Of course, if he actually were to try and damage someone's box with this virus he might have a hard time of it, since all it does is spread itself throughout the system... you get a minor to major slowdown and increase in file sizes, which can cause other things to break, but it's not very likely.

    8. Re:What are the legal implications? by Psyrg · · Score: 1

      What if the Virus itself had such a security measure?

      Would it then be illegal under US law to write anti-virus software for it?

    9. Re:What are the legal implications? by SEE · · Score: 1

      In early America, there were no restrictions on buying, selling, owning, or making military-grade firearms. And people would have laughed had you claimed the Federal Government, as opposed to the individual states, had any power to restrict any of those things. After all, it wasn't one of the powers delegated to Congress in the first place, and it was specifically prohibited by the Bill of Rights.

      In modern America, hey, just try to buy an automatic rifle with grenade launcher without provoking a Federal case. Now "interstate commerce" has been redefined to merely mean "any commerce", and "shall not be infringed" means "unless a judge appointed by the same bodies that passed the law thinks it's a reasonable infringement."

    10. Re:What are the legal implications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isnt it a terrorist act to write a virus nowadays?
      Who needs the DMCA!

  18. Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these guys. by CarrionBird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then that 64 bit OS might actually get out the door sometime this decade.

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  19. New Virus?!?! by twofidyKidd · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should have him executed, and collect the $1million+ he's worth.

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    1. Re:New Virus?!?! by cuffsofgb · · Score: 1

      dibs on the kidney!!

    2. Re:New Virus?!?! by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      Jesus tap-dancing Christ, you moderators need to start making a note of the goddamned timestamp before you mod something redundant.

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  20. Re:Virii is not a word by christopherfinke · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wow, in the time it took me to type that, four other people posted basically the same thing. I've never been this redundant before.

  21. Re:Virii is not a word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The plural of "radius" is "radii" only because an "i" follows the "d".

    Indeed, I often tell people that you'd say "Look at the buses" instead of "Look at the bii".

  22. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more surprised that after all these years someone would still call it virii.

  23. In other news.... by mikael · · Score: 2, Funny

    Virus researchers have just announced that they developed a proof-of-concept virus that can spread on an 256-bit operating system that has as yet to be designed.

    According to spokesperson who didn't wish to be identified, he claimed that this had been the most infectious virus that he had seen in the twenty years of his career and had also proved to be worst to remove. He also recommended that all users should immediately buy the latest version of Anti-Virus-Sponge-Sentinel which would mop up all traces of the virus before it reached the system.

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    1. Re:In other news.... by thbarnes · · Score: 1

      Huh?

    2. Re:In other news.... by rlafflick · · Score: 2, Funny

      does it cost $699.00 ?

    3. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-virus companies usually get to beta-test networked products before they become available to the general public, just to make sure there's nothing obvious. Sometimes they get to act as consultants on the design of network protocols.

      In this case, they're getting such an advanced release, it hasn't even being designed yet.

  24. Virii by NinjaPablo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I apologize for my horrid use of the word 'virii', and accept the standard and proper word, 'viruses'.

    Must not have had enough coffee when I submitted that...

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    1. Re:Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm on a crusade. I intend to post a comment like this one whenever I see anybody use "virii." Please don't interpret this comment as either endorsement of or disagreement with the parent post. Moderators: with your help, we can wipe out "virii" in our lifetime!

      The plural of "virus" isn't "virii." There is no such word. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

      Here's a good explanation from cdknow.com, quoted here in its entirety because the people who most need to read this won't click on a link.

      The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words.

      For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form:

      virus, viri (neuter)

      (Forms: almost always restricted to nominative and accusative singular; generally singular in Lucretius, ablative singular in Lucretius)

      The point of this is that even in Latin the form "viri" is rarely used. The singular form is used in most every instance. (This is from the Oxford Latin Dictionary.)

      So, when considering the Latin: "virii" is incorrect and "viri" was almost never used.

      Despite the fact there was little use for the plural form, there is another reason why "viri" was rarely used. The most common Latin word for "man" is "vir" with "viri" being its plural in the form used as the subject of a sentence. Thus, since "men" as the subject of a sentence would be used far more often than "venoms" (virus means venom) the "viri" word was most commonly seen as the plural of "man."

      Bottom line: Don't try to make up words using a false Latin plural form. Since the word virus in its English form is now used then the English plural (viruses) should be used.

      More plural-of-virus resources:

      perl.com, the canonical and exhaustive source
      Jonathan de Boyne Pollard's Frequently Given Answer
      Merriam-Webster's "Word for the Wise," January 20, 2000.

    2. Re:Virii by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      lol. +5 funny because it's redundant. c'mon mods! you can do it! i want a +5 funny with some mod points going to redundant or +5 redundant with some mod points going to funny.

    3. Re:Virii by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Must not have had enough coffee when I submitted that...

      Either that, or you must be new around here...

      I mean, c'mon. I've seen flames going for tens of posts in one thread just because someone casually mentioned the v word... And you mentioned it just like that on the home page. Oh, the horrors...

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    4. Re:Virii by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Or use 'vira'. Atleast that would be correct if you considered virus a third declention noun (it has no original declention). In danish we usually use vira, because the danish plural viruser, just sounds silly.

    5. Re:Virii by sharkey · · Score: 1

      That's OK. Just submit it again tomorrow with corrected spelling, and timothy will post it on the front page for you. This IS Slashdot, after all.

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    6. Re:Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you just submitted the story with "virii" so you could post some stupid comment in attempt to start a flame war, whore a little bit for some karma, or both.

    7. Re:Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God dammit, NO ONE CARES.

    8. Re:Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, virus is probably a 4th declension neuter, not a 3rd declension noun. Just because it was never used in the plural doesn't mean it wasn't declined. Unfortunately the 3rd+ declensions are somewhat irregular in latin.

  25. wow--oldskool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This looks pretty oldschool... no stupid RPC nonsense or VBScript, it's a virus that infects other programs, and is spread by copying infected executables around. Just like the old days with MS-DOS viruses passed around on BBS's.

    Incidentally, you could probably limit your vulnerability if the program was installed by an Administrator but only run by users without write permission, or if you removed write permission from programs that you run in your own folders.

    The really cool thing is that it's written in IA64 assembly code. That sounds like quite an impressive feat. From what I hear that is far worse even than the PPC64 assembly code I usually write.

    1. Re:wow--oldskool by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Wow, yeah. And the even cooler thing is that this the old techniques work perfectly fine on your average GNU/Linux or BSD system. (make install, .deb/RPM install scripts, etc.) I wonder when we'll move on to something better, like ZeroInstall.

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    2. Re:wow--oldskool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, ZeroInstall, so that a rooted server results in an immediate compromise of any client who tries to run an application. Great idea.

  26. what if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the plural of 'virus' was actually 'virus'. Whoa.

  27. Grr by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The plural of "viruses" is not "virii"!

    Quoth Wikipedia:
    The "ii" ending only occurs in the plural of words ending in "ius". For instance, take radius, plural radii: the root is radi-, with the singular ending -us and the plural -i. The ending -i is used only for masculine nouns, not neuter ones such as virus; moreover, viri is the plural of vir, and means "men"

    It's viruses! </rant>

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    -- Ryan Stiles
    1. Re:Grr by Jugalator · · Score: 1, Funny

      But it's so cool to say virii and it makes you look wise and better than the people who just go for the simple "viruses"! :-P

      At least that's why I think so many caught on with the term...

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    2. Re:Grr by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I know I dread having virii infect my linux boxen!

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    3. Re:Grr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The "ii" ending only occurs in the plural of words ending in "ius".

      Um, you mean like "octopius"?

    4. Re:Grr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction, the plural of viruses is not viruses but viruseses. Sheesh, get your grammer right.

    5. Re:Grr by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

      In order to continue using virii, I shall now spell virus as virius.

      Damn windows virius.

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    6. Re:Grr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's viruses!
      Not if you use the Virius to refer to the singular. I therefore declare that henceforth, a single Virius shall be referred to as VIRIUS, and the plural shall be the ever popular VIRII.

    7. Re:Grr by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's whatever people start using. In the H/P/C/V/W underground it is actually refered to as "virii".

    8. Re:Grr by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Um, you mean like "octopius"?

      Yes. You would use the "ii" ending for that word, however, for octopus, you would only use a single "i".

      Dumbass. I can see why you post anonymously. Because you are stupid.

    9. Re:Grr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about puting your foot in your mouth...

      "viruses" is already a plural form so there can be no plural of "viruses."

      Now... the plural of "virus" is "viruses" and not "virii." I'd suggest you turn your computer off now and think about what a pompous ass you are.

    10. Re:Grr by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 1

      The latin root is irrelevant now. The English borrowed the form for singular and made its own plural form. It's the use that dictates the form, as much as grammar nazis dislike that. Even Britannica uses viruses.

      (The trouble with seems to be the lack of quotes for the Latin plural form; the reason could with virus being a collective noun. also, declined forms are mixed - some use it as a 2nd declension neuter, few as a 4th. Dead topic, anyway.)

  28. Conga Line by Rassleholic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's no such word as virii,
    There's no such word as virii,
    You don't win friends with salad.....

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    1. Re:Conga Line by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      I am evil Homer.

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    2. Re:Conga Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's no such word as virii,
      There's no such word as virii,
      You don't win friends with salad....."


      7, 7, 7? What kind of screwed up Haiku is that!?

    3. Re:Conga Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7-7-7?

      Jackpot!

    4. Re:Conga Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to watch more Simpsons...

    5. Re:Conga Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: I am evil Homer."

      See, that's whata happens when a clown gets busted for possession of kiddie porn. Suddenly nobody wants to be an evil clown anymore.

    6. Re:Conga Line by grolschie · · Score: 1

      > I am evil Homer.

      LOL! This has to be the BEST post EVER at /.!!! You and the original poster are on the same wavelength, but the clueless /. moderators fail it today. Thanks dude!

    7. Re:Conga Line by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      In the same vain, did you not mean:

      Best. Post. Ever ;-)

      Anyhow, glad to see we agree on some things including the general cluelessness of mods. Welcome to my friends list.

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    8. Re:Conga Line by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Okilie dokilie doo. :-)

  29. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod me down. I double-checked this again, apparently virii isn't accurate.

  30. heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only Wikipedia were right, and all such endings in Latin were so regular...

  31. This isn't a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read the details, there's nothing special to see here. This isn't a worm, it doesn't gain root/admin access and it doesn't exploit any vunerabilities of the platform. It requires "direct execution" (i.e. the user has to run it manually). It's just a good old fashioned virus that inserts code into an exe. The proof of concept is that Windows leaves exes writable by default. You can prevent it by not making your application folders writable from userland, which is what any good admin should be doing anyway.

    "The file infection routine is standard. The last section of the executable is marked as executable, the virus body is inserted into the
    last section and a random number of bytes are appended to the end of the virus body."

  32. What's the point? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Showing that you can write viruses for 64-bit system?

    Oh my god, I would never have thought that was possible! How can it be!? Mind boggling indeed! But it's great virus writers develop concept viruses to show us these amazing tasks that was previously thought impossible can actually be done!!

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    1. Re:What's the point? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for the day Symantec and Mcafee has virus patches across 10 different windows platform.

      To fix concept worm... download

      windows 2000/xp AMD
      windows 2000/xp Intel
      windows 2000/xp AMD 64bit
      windows 2000/xp Intel 64bit
      windows 98/ME AMD
      windows 98/ME Intel
      windows 98/ME AMD 64bit
      windows 98/ME Intel 64bit
      windows CE
      etc
      etc

    2. Re:What's the point? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I remember hybrid viruses that could jump from an x86 based NT 4 system to a DEC Alpha based one. Now that's cool.

      I don't see how this is different from just compiling an old virus with some new compiler flags. (yeah, it's assembly, but big deal).

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    3. Re:What's the point? by Lycestra · · Score: 1

      no no no, you're confused. You're thinking of the 65-bit system, where it has an extra bit saying that "this instruction is viral." Microsoft wanted it to be a DRM-signed bit, but Intel said no. Microsoft ignored Intel and set the bit high for all windows code anyway. Needless to say, Windows can't run on a 65-bit system for this very reason

      that and they only exist in your mind, because i purged my mind of the very thought after writing this because my cpu said i was high on 'bits'.

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    4. Re:What's the point? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Didn't most or all Alpha/NT systems come with FX!32, allowing them to execute x86 code in emulation? And as I recall, you got pretty good performance, too.

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  33. Re:Should we execute him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's Muslimoid, as in Islamoidizationification.

  34. Where is the Open Source Virus? by BigFire · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the fabled Open Source Cross Platform Virus that can be deliever to all mail system. Sure it require the recipient to uncompress and compile the virus, but it can hit ALL platforms.

    1. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the fabled Open Source Cross Platform Virus that can be deliever to all mail system. Sure it require the recipient to uncompress and compile the virus, but it can hit ALL platforms.

      That will be a .net virus that also runs in mono on linux platforms.
      Give it 5 years...

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    2. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Fsck that, just code it in Java or Python or some other interpreted language that most people already have the interpreter for.

      Actually, a Python e-mail worm might not even be hard to code: batteries included + low linguistic security = evil, evil fun.

    3. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      it's called the GPL

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      The war on terror is a war for peace
    4. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 4, Funny
      And people say Macs are hard to get viruses onto...
      bash-2.03$ tar -xf oscpv.tar
      ./configure
      Remove home directory? (Y/N) Y
      Enable spam zombie module? (Y/N) Y
      Install keylogger? (Y/N) Y
      Profit? (Y/N) N
      bash-2.03$ make install
      bash-2.03$ make
      Must release this and take over the world!!! Latest version of make required.
    5. Re:Where is the Open Source Virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bash-2.03$ ???
      bash-2.03$ Profit!

      Ha ha, your virus config script had a bug.

  35. Far out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Haven't you read the "How to Troll" posts or something? That's the lamest attempt I've seen on slashdot yet.

    1. Re:Far out by ZosX · · Score: 1

      > Haven't you read the "How to Troll" posts or something? That's the lamest attempt I've seen on slashdot yet.

      How does asking simple legal questions amount to a troll? Really, please pray tell.

      Thanks!

  36. Gee, thanks! With friends like these... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    So is this how virus writers get away with it, just call it a "proof of concept"? Gee, thanks, but I really don't think there was any question at all that it could be done...

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    1. Re:Gee, thanks! With friends like these... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      A lot of virus writers say this, they write something pretty nasty, and either post it to a website, or it spreads unexpectedly (I disconnected my NIC, but forgot my dialup and whoof! off to the Net it went). Kind of like leaving a loaded gun around the house in plain sight, but saying "I didn't know someone would touch it!" defense when someone gets shot by accident.

    2. Re:Gee, thanks! With friends like these... by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, there are quite a few examples of companies refusing to fix something til it was made public (remember the ASN1 thing?). A piece of code that isn't designed to fly is possibly the best way to get people off their butts. We're in Dilbertville now folks - no intelligent lifeforms.

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    3. Re:Gee, thanks! With friends like these... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, but I believe the logic is kind of faulty. "I'm going to release this destructive code, because if I don't (and don't prod the company for a fix) someone will release destructive code". The one true benefit I see is by releasing exploit code, you'll attract script kiddies, who'll release something moderately dangerous but explosively so, vs. a true cracker who'll cause something more personally destructive and be better at hiding his tracks. The publicity of the ham-fisted destructiveness of the skr1pt kidd13 exploit will drive some patches, for a few days at least.

      Even if we accept the logic fully (and I do partially) we've seen recently that the entire patch process is flawed. Fixes are released, just no one applies them, for various reasons. My sister is on a dialup modem, never once hit Windows Update, because she felt if she did, she'd make her system unstable. Now she has 100MB of patches to install, over a modem. Some are staged to require reboots, so she can't even leave it for unattended operation. Nevermind the fact that windowsupdate is notorious for dropping connections on huge files, and unbelievably doesn't have any file download RESUME capability. Most savvy people find the URL, then sic a file downloader on it. My sister? Not going to work.

      Why is a patch for a stack smash buried in a 35Mb patch file that decides to do other stuff to your computer?

      The patch process was designed by computer professionals (good) and targets other computer savvy people (not good).

  37. *barf* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "l33+5p34k" is not acceptable and should not carry over into the official language just because a bunch of basement dwelling morons think so.

    1. Re:*barf* by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Google ,the world's leading search engine, disagrees with you :)
      Regards,
      Steve

    2. Re:*barf* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no official English language.

      Here's where I yell "prescriptive grammarian!" and all the linguists in the room go beat you up ;)

    3. Re:*barf* by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      So how would you write w00t and pwn? They are valid in their contexts. Now I'm not saying Bush should say he "pwned Iraq" or anything, but still, in the online realm, a judicious use is acceptable.

    4. Re:*barf* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Iraq pwned Bush.

    5. Re:*barf* by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Trained by Cold War America, Osama bin Laden pwned the Soviet Union.

  38. Boxen by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So what? Boxen is not the plural of box and Unices is not the plural of Unix. But this is part of hacker culture. They are jokes. You don't have to laugh, but it's not incorrect to make jokes either.

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    1. Re:Boxen by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boxen is annoying too. It's fucking boxii.

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    2. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Q) What do boxen and virii have in common?

      A) You're a fag.

      You don't have to laugh, but if this gets modded as a troll, then you are obviously incorrect in your statements.

    3. Re:Boxen by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      just because something is "not incorrect" doesn't mean you should do it. boxen be damned. it's lame. i wish i had a "use all your karma on this post". boxen needs to be extinguished from use, just like virii.

    4. Re:Boxen by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boxii is the gimp kid from BSG with the robot dog.

      I am the walrus, we are the walrii

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    5. Re:Boxen by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Well, using a fake latin word for fun is quite a different alley than calling people names.

      Now what if I laugh _and_ you get modded as a troll?

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    6. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we throw "meatspace" into those boxen?

    7. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i laughed. my lunch almost came out my nose.

    8. Re:Boxen by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Funny

      A beowulf cluster of boxii is boxiiii. Maybe boxiv for short.

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    9. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boxen is a plural form of box...its just not the modern english plural. The old anglo saxon method of pluralising words ending in X is by adding "en".

    10. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I think it's "Boxeses."

      - DRFSR

    11. Re:Boxen by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 5, Funny

      Um, no.

      It's 'Boxi' -- second delclension plural as follows:

      N: boxi
      G: boxorum
      D: boxis
      Ac: boxum
      Ab: boxis

      Eunuch boxum Unix laudat.
      ("The eunuch praises Unix boxes.")

      Something like that.

    12. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? Boxen is not the plural of box and Unices is not the plural of Unix. But this is part of hacker culture. They are jokes. You don't have to laugh, but it's not incorrect to make jokes either.

      Yes, but it is incorrect to take any joke too far.

    13. Re:Boxen by andman42 · · Score: 1

      They are jokes. You don't have to laugh, but it's not incorrect to make jokes either.

      I don't know about that. I've told a few off-color jokes to which the only response was a brief chuckle followed by "Man, that's just wrong."

    14. Re:Boxen by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      Boxen is not the plural of box and Unices is not the plural of Unix. But this is part of hacker culture. They are jokes.

      The problem is that non-hackers tend to take these seriously. For example, the use of 'bandwidth' to denote data rate was originally a hacker joke, and the two concepts are fundamentally quite different. It pisses me off that the joke has propagated into mainstream as a supposedly proper synonym, along with derivations like 'broadband'.

      In fact it's one of my personal crusades to make this difference known. For example CD Audio has a bandwidth of 44.1 kHz per channel, and a data rate of about 1.4 Mbit/s. These are different numbers in different units. The latter comes from multiplying the former by 16 bits per sample times 2 channels. Please please think about it.

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    15. Re:Boxen by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      Boxen is not the plural of box and Unices is not the plural of Unix. But this is part of hacker culture. They are jokes.

      Unfortunately many non-hackers take these seriously. For example, using 'bandwidth' to denote data rate was originally a hacker joke. It pisses me off that this usage has leaked into the mainstream as a supposedly proper synonym, along with derivations like 'broadband'.

      I'm also on a kind of crusade to educate people on this one. For instance CD Audio has a bandwidth of 44.1 kHz per channel, and a data rate of about 1.4 Mbit/s. These are different numbers in different units and they mean different things. When you multiply the former by 16 bits/sample times 2 channels, you get the latter. It's a conversion you could compare to volume vs. mass, where the factor of density varies with the material. Please please think about this. This is most certainly not a case of language evolving.

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    16. Re:Boxen by nytmare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really true -- "boxen" is more obviously a joke / play on words, whereas writing "virii" just makes you look ignorant. "Virii" is written like "radii" but while "radius" is a real word, "virius" is not.

    17. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    18. Re:Boxen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ac. plural is -os, -um is singular.

    19. Re:Boxen by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      If the pluralisation came from latin, that'd be an informative post. But, boxen is german pluralisation. This is because the first digital computer was made in germany using electro-mechanical relays.

      Duh, you fuxxor heads.

    20. Re:Boxen by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      Good. Now write it 500 times by sunrise, or I'll cut your balls off.

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  39. Let me guess.... by teslatug · · Score: 4, Funny

    The release is followed by a proof of concept jail sentence ;)

  40. Those 5 people must be pissed!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course I'm referring to total amount of Itanium users out there.

  41. Re:Should we execute him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be worse. He could be an Idiotarian.

  42. roy g biv by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    It looks like Gaelic or somesuch to me.

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    1. Re:roy g biv by ZephyrTheBreeze · · Score: 1

      It's a common, easy way to remember the colors in the visible spectrum, starting with the long wavelengths, going up:

      Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.

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    2. Re:roy g biv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shrug - roy g biv

      It's the colors of a rainbow: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.

      As for "Shrug", is supposed to mean something other than the obvious?

  43. 3 Years of Latin and I only remember this... by AnomalyConcept · · Score: 1

    ...'vir' in Latin is 'man'. The form of 'viri' mentioned above can be confused with some derivation/declention? of 'vir'. My lack of remembering much of Latin is also why I only took three years. =P

    1. Re:3 Years of Latin and I only remember this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Romans never let ambiguity bother them and so this isn't a valid reason to say that viri isn't the correct plural. A valid reason to say that viri isn't the correct plural is that virus is neuter and must have a plural in -a.

  44. Re:Virii is not a word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a nice long breathii.

  45. Ballmer allready responded to the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Virii, Virii, Virii Yes, monkeydance time again.

  46. This may be knit picking... by AmishSlayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    W64.Rugrat is a fairly simple proof-of-concept virus. However, it is the first known virus to attack 64-bit Windows executables on IA64 systems intentionally, and it does so successfully. The virus uses a handful of Win64 API-s from 3 different libraries, NTDLL.DLL, SFC_OS.DLL and KERNEL32 respectively.

    From NTDLL.DLL the viruses uses the following 3 functions LdrGetDllHandle(), RtlAddVectoredExceptionHandler() and RtlRemoveVectoredExceptionHandler(). The virus supports vectored exception handling to avoid crashing during infections.


    Yes, the virus uses three DLLs. It also uses a routine to avoid crashing itself while infecting the machine... it does not look like the virus cares about crashing other applications.

    The thing to pay attention to here is that this is a fault tolerant virus. I have seen more and more effort lately (Sasser for example avoids shutdowns to help it propagate) from authors trying to make their creation survive.

    1. Re:This may be knit picking... by advance512 · · Score: 1

      You say that as if other virus developers don't want their creation to succeed in the wild.. :)

      Some virus developers code better than other virus developers - they're just programmers after all.

      Other virus developers don't care about an instance of their virus crashing that much. After all, with the highly-infectious viruses a reboot of the PC or a launch of a an infected program is all that is required for the virus to be right at it again.

      And finally, some virus developers have used some tricks which make the new-in-XP vectored exception handling feature seem plain - like this virus developer's W32.Gemini ability to run as two instances which cover each other's back.

      I have always wanted to write virus developer many times in one post, and have now succeeded.

    2. Re:This may be knit picking... by advance512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, and by the way...

      [i]Nitpick[/i], the removal of lice eggs, came to mean detailed and precise criticism.

      Not knit pick :)

    3. Re:This may be knit picking... by AmishSlayer · · Score: 1

      You've got me there, the whole kitten kaboodle ;)
      doooly noted :)

      I'll use the correct phrase from now on... it funny how many phrases are understood verbally, but people (myself included) do not know how to actually write them.

    4. Re:This may be knit picking... by advance512 · · Score: 1

      It's no big deal, the point was great and well understood by all regardless: nothing was lost due to erroneous spelling. :)

      Just noting it, for the sake of the language!

    5. Re:This may be knit picking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely off topic here... but is it:
      kitten kaboodle or kit-and-kaboodle?

      I always thought it was the later and was musing
      about the origins of that one just yesterday.

    6. Re:This may be knit picking... by advance512 · · Score: 1

      Interesting read:
      http://www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-who2.htm

      You can find Kitten Kaboodle, Kitt And Kaboodle and Kit And Kaboodle in Google searches. I guess many people make the same mistake :)

  47. Explanation by Rupert · · Score: 0

    here.

    "Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form."

    No, I just type really fast, particularly when most of my post is already in the clipboard.

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  48. IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And why is it a shock that a virus can be written for either?

    When palladium comes out and someone writes a virus that can escape it's sandbox, infect executables (which I'd imagine would involve resigning them) and spread, I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me tell you something smart ass, so long as routines are provided for accessing and writing memory directly, it will always be possible to write viral code. A virus doesn't need to infect the executable, anything loaded dynamically (DLL, config, text file or what-not) is a candidate for injecting the code into the prog's address space. If you think Palladium is gonna be a panacea, you're in for one rude fucking awakening.

    2. Re:IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a damn google search you lazy bastard.

    3. Re:IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by Oates · · Score: 1

      IA64 == Intel.

      AMD has the Athlon 64. It has an NX (Non-Executable) bit that can be set on page tables so buffer overruns can't be exploited (as easily).

    4. Re:IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When palladium comes out and someone writes a virus that can escape it's sandbox, infect executables (which I'd imagine would involve resigning them) and spread, I'll be impressed.

      How it's going to be called?

      a) Longhorn Media Player?
      b) Outlook Express Longhorn Edition?
      c) Office for Longhorn?
      d) Longhorn Internet Explorer?

    5. Re:IA64 = Itanium or AMD's x86-64? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a virus that can escape it's sandbox

      You failed English, right?

      Romanes eunt domus.

  49. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Celandine · · Score: 2, Funny

    The plural of penis ought to be penes, if you were sticking to Latin plurals. Fortunately we aren't, and it isn't.

  50. Roy g biv is the author of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    roy g biv is the author of the worm, and is a member of the 29A VX group. The group has been responsible for Donut (first .NET virus), Winux (the first virus to infect both Linux ELF binaries and Windows executables), as well as a few others of notoriety.

    29A is probably the most elite malware group out there.

    1. Re:Roy g biv is the author of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One Google search point to this link.

      The anonymous parent seems well informed.

  51. PPC64 assembly by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Is PPC64 assembly that bad? I am just getting started on PPC, but it looks like decent ISA to me, much unlike crufty old x86, or new-cruft-on-old-cruft x86-64.

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    1. Re:PPC64 assembly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to others I've used it's not bad. Well, x86 is the only other one I have much experience with, and it's a lot cleaner than that. You can definitely see the IBM "don't do something in a simple way if you can make it more complicated" influence on it. MIPS is nicer if you're just learning for fun, however the hardware is harder to come by. It took me a while to figure out the memory coherency and I/O models associated with PowerPC.

    2. Re:PPC64 assembly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am just getting started on PPC, but it looks like decent ISA to me, much unlike crufty old x86, or new-cruft-on-old-cruft x86-64.

      Have you looked at IA64? Wouldn't take much of that before you're begging for x86 cruft.

  52. Explanation by Rupert · · Score: 0

    here

    Apologies if this is a double post. The first attempt went into limbo. However, the Slow Cowboy filter appears to think I posted it.

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  53. Uh, no by bonch · · Score: 0

    Uh, no. Why would it? This was a proof of concept virus. Did you RTFA?

    Not only that, but in the wild the virus would need to find a way to infect the machine in the first place. Again, this was a test.

    Mainstream Windows viruses spread because of the idiocy of users. They open attachments, they download warez off Kazaa, and pretty much have no idea about security (no matter how many times you tell them). Yes, absolutely, 100%--people write viruses for the biggest target they can reach.

    You don't think people write Linux virus tests?

  54. Trust Initiative by proudlyindian · · Score: 0

    M$ Trustworthy computing point: non compatibility between 2 architectures is more "Secure"

    Striving to be common....

  55. so when will win64 be released? by RelliK · · Score: 4, Funny

    aha! So that's what delayed the release of windows for amd64: it was not compatible with old viruses. Now that this obstacle has been overcome, how long until the release?

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  56. Don't worry, man by bonch · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is Slashdot, where 2/3rds of the discussion will break out into redundant corrections of a single word. The whole point of the article will be lost, because geeks and nerds who have no social skills had only their anal retentive thirst for knowledge to rely on growing up, and so they are used to pointing out and determining facts as a way to impress people socially. Which doesn't work, of course, and only causes flamewars amongst other geeks.

    Some people need to get out more.

  57. someone must have mistyped by musikit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Train employees not to open attachments unless they are expecting them. Also, do not execute software that is downloaded from the Internet unless it has been scanned for viruses. Simply visiting a compromised Web site can cause infection if certain browser vulnerabilities are not patched."

    someone must have mistyped that from this...

    "Train employees not to open attachments unless they are expecting them. Also, do not execute software that is downloaded from the Internet unless it has been scanned for viruses. Simply visiting a compromised Web site can cause infection if a certain browser's vulnerabilities are not patched.

  58. no. It's perfectly reasonable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Not sure why that poster tried to act like PPC64 is a difficult variant. It's easier than many others. Very straightforward.

    I think he was just showing off his Intarweb c0ck.

    IA64 is a nightmare. Instruction bundles, etc.

  59. *goes for the funny** by CdBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to protest that although this is technically a 64-bit virus, it does not run on the more common and widely accepted Powermac G5, instead choosing to support only a badly cludged extended win32 API.
    Does anyone know of a 64-bit version of Bochs or VirtualPC which ould let me run this new and interesting piece of code in emulation?

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    1. Re:*goes for the funny** by grantls · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Beowulf cluster would beat the Grendel cluster, then the mother of the Grendel cluster, then (for the fuck of it) a dragon. Because "ðæt was god cyning!"

    2. Re:*goes for the funny** by cadence007 · · Score: 1

      Virtual PC 7 (for G5's) was supposed to be out already, but has has been pushed back to the 2nd half of 2004, which also caused the delay of one edition of Office 2004 for Mac. You can also subscribe to microsoft's mactopia newsletter (at the bottom of the page) to be informed of the release of VPC 7 for Mac.

  60. Flame Central by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, just to collect all of the Microsoft trolls in one thread:

    How can Windows ever be secure when exploits are released before the OS is available?!

    It seems to me that Microsoft can't design a secure OS. After talking about security for more than 2 years, their latest incarnation is even less secure on its release date than Windows 95!

    Microsoft: the Day Zero Exploit(tm) company

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    1. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a flame but a clarification. A virus does not typically exploit any operating system vulnerabilities, and it relies on some type of user activity. This is not an exploit being released, but a proof of concept on how to embed self-replicating code into a 64-bit executabale.

      This is how viruses used to spread before the Internet became popular. I got my first virus from a 5.25" floppy disk (this was before Windows even had a TCP/IP stack.)

    2. Re:Flame Central by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "It seems to me that Microsoft can't design a secure OS"

      If by "secure OS" you mean one that can't be exploited, than yes, MS like all other OS creators so far can't design one. If you mean MS's OS's are less secure than some others, that's something reasonable to discuss.

      "After talking about security for more than 2 years, their latest incarnation is even less secure on its release date than Windows 95!"

      So you're suggesting that the measure of how secure an OS is, is based on when exploits are available rather how many vunerabilities it has. That's an unusual approach.

    3. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think this used any exploits, other than in the end user.

      Although your point still stands.

    4. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "z3ro d4y", you retread.

    5. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering this same exploit could be done in Linux if one had root I don't see your troll bait.

      If you were baited into running an .exe that was called iwilldestroyyoursystem.exe how would the OS in any way be responsible for your dumb actions?

    6. Re:Flame Central by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      "I got my first virus from a 5.25" floppy disk"

      Damn, man... just.. damn...

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    7. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, however, the latest round of RPC based viruses are a prime example of non-interactive infection. It should also be possible to infect services that require external datasources assuming there's an unchecked buffer to exploit.

    8. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Considering this same exploit could be done in Linux if one had root I don't see your troll bait.
      Because in Linux you don't generally, or shouldn't anyways, run as root. In all windows systems, you initially start as "root".
    9. Re:Flame Central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who do you "start" out as on Linux? Any decent Windows administrator will create a non-privileged ID for work that he does not require privileged access for. Sound familiar?

      My buddy installed Linux on a whim and does everything as root because he doesn't get "access denied" messages. Tell me, is the problem in the OS or between the chair and computer?

      Just because you don't know the OS does not mean that others do not.

  61. Roy g biv is the author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roy g biv is a member of 29A.

  62. Windows/IA64 by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute - I thought MS wasn't going to release a version for IA64? Is this some kind of joke or have I been making love too much to hear the news?

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    1. Re:Windows/IA64 by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 1

      Given the alternative....it must be a joke =)

  63. Actually... by robochan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we _should_ use the term virii for these do-nothing, 'i just wrote it cause I'm l33t' brainless viruses that have been popping up all over the place - the multitude of click 'n send email crap that are Outlook's forte.
    When actual, destructive programs come about, called them viruses. These weenie, all they basically do is self-replicate, things can be called virii to serve as a distiction between a trye virus and a wannabe virus.

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  64. Viruses are getting nicer... by cirisme · · Score: 1

    "[It] uses APIs from 3 native DLLs to avoid crashing applications."

    Viruses are sure getting considerate!

  65. the medium is the message by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Who cares about the dictionary, in and of itself? When we speak or write language you made up, especially when it's redundant, our listeners/readers will be confused bu, and/or disrespectful of, your meaning. Do you prefer your message to be the subject at hand, or your identification with a subgroup? Sometimes you must choose.

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  66. Proof of concept viruses not terrible by crawdaddy · · Score: 5, Informative

    To all those saying that a proof-of-concept virus is still a virus and that this guy is doing a disservice to the world by writing one, I'd like to give an alternate way of viewing it. Writing proof of concepts that aren't spread in the wild (like the other viruses mentioned in the second link) help anti-virus groups in advancing knowledge on current/new techniques that may not have been known about or considered in the past.

    IANAVWOAVG, though (I Am Not A Virus Writer Or Anti-Virus Guy)

    1. Re:Proof of concept viruses not terrible by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      Exactly!
      There is so Much Fear
      People *ought* to write proof-of-concept viruses and have them submitted to Symantec (and other).
      Doing so - will only help Anti-Viruses companies (and the OS in question (if they care of course)) to further protect their system.

      Writing a proof-of-concept virus and not making the code public is akin to notifying a security hole.

      It is so friggin obvious that Anti-Viruses and Security companies produce proof-of-concept viruses themselves as part of research.

  67. MOD THIS BIATCH UP by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

    Redundant, yes, but of all the anti-virii comments, this one's the best. It should get at least a 2.

  68. Way ahead of you! by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

    It's right here

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  69. Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote one years ago, how do I submit my claim to dispute this asshat.

  70. Way ahead of you! by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

    Right over here!

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  71. Re:[OT] Re:Critique of the virus by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
    ...followed by:

    5) Profit!

    Shouldn't that be

    ...followed by

    4) ...

    5) Profit!

    (Thank you, Slashdot, for complaining that my comment has too few characters per line. Hopefully this will make you happy.)

  72. How is this a virus? by dioscaido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People seem to be missing a major point here. This file doesn't do anything fancy, it just reads files and 'infects them'. There are no indications that this 'virus' is bypassing any kind of system security.

    From the article:
    "The SfcIsFileProtected() function of SFC_OS.DLL is used to avoid infecting executables that are protected by SFC (the System File Checker)."

    Any sensible XP64 installation would not allow system files to be write accessible to anyone but the Administrator.

    It's as if I wrote a c program that used fopen() and write() to destroy files, then declared I wrote a virus for linux. Whoo hoo.

    1. Re:How is this a virus? by John+Starks · · Score: 1

      No, that's incorrect. This virus INFECTS executables. It actually inserts code into exectuables in order to propagate. It doesn't just destory files. Additionally, it's smart enough to avoid infecting important files, even if the user is Administrator. Also, it avoids crashing using vector exception handling, something that, admitedly, I know nothing about. But it's far from a simple C program that just overwrites files.

    2. Re:How is this a virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my little slashdot idiot. Do you know anything about programming?

      You can do the same exact thing for Linux. Argghhh, who am I kidding, you have no fucking idea about system programming probably!

    3. Re:How is this a virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't mix fwrite and write calls on the same file!

  73. A Toast... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    ...To future occurances of this comment being modded "Troll" on sight.

    Slashdot will only display 100 comments to a page. And responses to this comment tend to take a bunch out of that quota every time.

  74. Yes, but only as a proof of concept. by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    :)

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  75. Yargh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no such word as virii

  76. Proof of concept.... by tjhanley · · Score: 1

    It proves he is an asshole... how does it help that he wrote a virus? ./virusWritters

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  77. OMFG! by ATomkins · · Score: 1

    You mean to tell me that Windows is *INSECURE*?! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!111one

  78. *misses horribly* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Redundant and unfunny.
    And besides, Beowulf kicked Grendel's ass - you Old English epic poem ignorant mutha.

  79. Orthodoxy has no place in a casual forum by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    I apologize for my horrid use of the word 'virii', and accept the standard and proper word, 'viruses'.

    As others have pointed out, the language, and slang in particular, is constantly evolving. You were using common slang in an informal forum, pendants seeking to impose their notion of linguistic orthodoxy notwithstanding.

    Had you been an anchor on the television, or submitting a serious scientific article for peer review, it might have been an issue. This is slashdot ... feel free to use whatever slang you like.

    Must not have had enough coffee when I submitted that...

    Well, I for one have had plentii of coffeeii, enough to consider writing some antiibodiies for the virii others feel the need to wriite. :-)

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    1. Re:Orthodoxy has no place in a casual forum by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between slang and wrong. If I think that a woman is very physically attractive it's okay to remark that she is "hot" without people responding that her body temperature is within normal bounds, but it's simply wrong to refer to her a "bewtiful" when I mean "beautiful". Similarly, for "viruses" feel free to come up with a slang term for them but don't try to tell anyone that "virii" is anything but ignorant (and pompous at that).

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  80. Released on Time by gmletzkojr · · Score: 1

    If the OS can't be released on time, at least the virus that exploits the OS can be released on time!

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  81. 32 bit? by janiz · · Score: 0

    is it also backwards compatible? :)

  82. Yes, but only as a proof of concept by StressGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hee hee :)

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  83. Something wrong... by dark-br · · Score: 1

    ... i can't find the "virouses X virii" thread.

    Something *VERY* weird must be going on!

  84. DUPE POST by rhadamanthus · · Score: 1
    Heck he didn't even change the .sig.
    http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=526 66&cid=5217666

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    1. Re: DUPE POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

    The person who uses a word because it sounds cooler and everybody still knows what he means, or the person who judges somebody as a "retard" for use of a single word?

    I use virii, because I like that word better. And nobody has a problem understanding what I mean, therefore the point of language, namely communication, is accomplished just as well. Viruses looks and sounds fucking stupid. You retard.

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    1. Re:Who's the retard? by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me: Ad hominem is not a valid debating method.

      Viruses looks and sounds [...] stupid.

      'Viruses' looks and sounds like the huge majority of plural English nouns. Do you find them to be stupid too?

      I use virii, because I like that word better.

      I take this to mean that you don't think you use the word out of ignorance. In that case, how do you pronounce 'virii'? 'Vye-rye', or 'vye-ree-eye'? If the former, you are now also using a wildly inaccurate pronunciation. If the latter it should already be clear to you how horrible a word it is.

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    2. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1
      I take this to mean that you don't think you use the word out of ignorance.


      I mainly use the word because it pisses off people who are anal about the word "virii". I also like it more than "viruses". Forget Latin and all of that crap.. I don't know Latin and so that has no real bearing on my particular word choice here. I simply like the word better as it's more descriptive, IMO.

      As far as pronunciation, I don't think I ever have said the word as I rarely talk about the subject in actual verbal conversation. If I were to pronounce it, "vye-rye" sounds better to me. I don't see how that would be an incorrect pronunciation though.

      And again, all this is beside the point. As long as meaning is conveyed between the people doing the communicating, which word you use is irrelevant. The purpose of language is to communicate. Anything that achieves that goal is not only acceptable, but is, in fact, a valid form of language.
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    3. Re:Who's the retard? by Finuvir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As long as meaning is conveyed between the people doing the communicating, which word you use is irrelevant.

      no dowt you can figur aut what this sentance is ment to meen two but that doesnt meen its not ridled with tyops. It's irritating to have to translate someone's text into English before I can read it (more accurately as I read it). If you want to communicate you should make every reasonable effort to achieve correctness of language. If you want to argue the descriptive-vs-prescriptive nature of dictionaries then feel free to substitute the word 'consistency' for 'correctness'. That is consistency with others, not self-consistency. 'Virii' has nowhere near enough support to be considered a meaningful word.

      I mainly use the word because it pisses off people who are anal about the word "virii".

      Using a word to annoy people is not a pleasant behaviour whether or not you agree with them on this one issue.

      I simply like the word better as it's more descriptive, IMO.

      More descriptive? At best 'virii' carries the same meaning as 'viruses'. At worst it carries no meaning. 'Viruses' follows standard English rules of pluralisation - again, if you object to prescriptive language feel free to substitute the word 'conventions' for 'rules' - so that anyone who knows the word 'virus' can discern its meaning. 'Virii' follows no standard rule, not even the imaginary Latin rule that spawned it.

      If I were to pronounce it, "vye-rye" sounds better to me.

      Of course it does, because that version ('viri', not 'virii') at least sounds like it could be a real word like in the common Latin '-us' becomes '-i' rule (note that this isn't a general rule for Latin words; see elsewhere for where this perception comes from).

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    4. Re:Who's the retard? by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      The person who uses a word because it sounds cooler and everybody still knows what he means, or the person who judges somebody as a "retard" for use of a single word?
      I'd say the person who chooses his words based on coolness. But I guess that makes me a square or non-1337.
      I use virii, because I like that word better. And nobody has a problem understanding what I mean, therefore the point of language, namely communication, is accomplished just as well. Viruses looks and sounds fucking stupid. You retard.
      Yes, but you also look like a fucking fool when you do because you decided to use a word made up by so-called 1337 h4x0rs instead of the proper, plural form that has existed for hundreds of years.
    5. Re:Who's the retard? by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      I mainly use the word because it pisses off people who are anal about the word "virii". I also like it more than "viruses". Forget Latin and all of that crap.. I don't know Latin and so that has no real bearing on my particular word choice here. I simply like the word better as it's more descriptive, IMO.
      LOL! "Virii" is more descriptive? How so? What does it get across that "viruses" does not? The fact that it's a computer virus being referred to? Here's a hint: that's unneeded because it can easily be gleaned from context.
      And again, all this is beside the point. As long as meaning is conveyed between the people doing the communicating, which word you use is irrelevant. The purpose of language is to communicate. Anything that achieves that goal is not only acceptable, but is, in fact, a valid form of language.
      Ah, so "fo shizzle" is valid, just like "virii"? I know it may seem that way in 15 year-old script kiddie land, but professionals communicate with real words.
    6. Re:Who's the retard? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      And nobody has a problem understanding what I mean

      I swear to god, every time I see that word written, I think "Huh? Oh, he means viruses."

      It's even worse when spoken aloud. It's been known to produce fits of helpless laughter.

      "They can figure it out from context" is not the same as "nobody has a problem understanding what I mean."

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    7. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you also look like a fucking fool when you do because you decided to use a word made up by so-called 1337 h4x0rs instead of the proper, plural form that has existed for hundreds of years.

      Clue time. A large number of proper English words were made up by some "l33t h4x0rs" back when they were originally used. Language self-evolves. Saying that one word is correct while another is incorrect, unless you're talking about problems with spelling, makes you into the fucking fool here.

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    8. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      Ah, so "fo shizzle" is valid, just like "virii"?

      Yes. Yes, it absolutely is.

      I actually expected someone to use that very example, in fact. A word means what the people using the word to communicate agree that it means. Any other way of looking at it is totally ridiculous. Words are the medium by which the message is conveyed. They are *not* the message itself.

      While you might not personally use "fo shizzle" (neither do I), the people that do use it, and communicate using that phrase, are no more wrong than you when you use some form of technical jargon or any other verbage that is specific to a particular group.

      I know it may seem that way in 15 year-old script kiddie land, but professionals communicate with real words.

      I have a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science, and I've been a "computer professional" for the last 10 years. Not that it makes any freakin' difference, as the concept is the important thing, not who states it.

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    9. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      That is consistency with others, not self-consistency. 'Virii' has nowhere near enough support to be considered a meaningful word.

      I think the fact that we're having this argument, which is one that I have seen for at least the last five years, sort of argues against your point here. If there wasn't any support for use of the word "virii", then the original poster wouldn't have used it in the first place.. Okay, he later said he was wrong, but the fact of the matter is that the word was the first that came to his mind when he thought of the concept of "multiple + computer virus". Like it or not, it is a real word in the sense that it's used as a word with actual meaning inside many people's heads.

      Using a word to annoy people is not a pleasant behaviour whether or not you agree with them on this one issue.

      I never said I was pleasant. But I do find that use of the word separates the wheat from the chaff here. Anybody who objects to my use of the word virii is probably not somebody I'd be interested in knowing much better. They tend to be elitist pricks, in other words. No offense intended, as you may have been drawn into the argument for other reasons. ...follows standard English rules of pluralisation...

      Every rule in English has exceptions, and pluralization has thousands of them. In point of fact, "rules" of a language is a stupid concept to being with. Language has no rules. Not really. People try to find rules and order in it to make it easier to understand, and these rules tend to self-propagate because people tend to follow them when creating new words unconciously(new words are rarely created delibrately, and when they are they rarely take hold). However, they are guidelines, not rules. "Conventions" is a good term, however the fact of the matter is that language evolves despite attempts to keep it "pure" by well-meaning but unfortunately deluded individuals to do so.

      I'll continue to use virii, but thanks anyway. It's nice of you to try though.

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    10. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      "They can figure it out from context" is not the same as "nobody has a problem understanding what I mean."

      I'm aware of that, but the original post and the original posters later retraction of his use of the word virii proves your argument wrong.

      He was writing the post, and suddenly needed a word to describe "plural of virus". He wrote "virii". The fact that he didn't notice it proves my point. It was in his mind as the plural of virus. Whether or not he knew the word was technically incorrect or not is beside the point. When you think of a meaning and get a word for that meaning, then that is a meaningful, real, word.

      Now, you may not have the same associations, and might be confused by it. Again, beside the point. Enough people do have the association to instantly associate virii as the plural form of virus to make it a meaningful and useful word. The fact that it ain't in a dictionary means nothing in this respect.

      It's even worse when spoken aloud. It's been known to produce fits of helpless laughter.

      You must be tons of fun to talk to, laughing openly at other peoples word choices like that. Around here, that sort of thing would earn you a punch in the throat. But maybe things are different where you are.

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    11. Re:Who's the retard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use virii, because I like that word better. And nobody has a problem understanding what I mean, therefore the point of language, namely communication, is accomplished just as well.

      As such, the word "virii" passes along two very important pieces of information. The first is the concept intended, that of "viruses." The second is that the speaker is a moron trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

      Viruses looks and sounds fucking stupid.

      So does "Arkansas" but there's not much we can do about it.

    12. Re:Who's the retard? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Viruses looks and sounds fucking stupid.

      Been thinking about that. I've never heard anybody use the word "virii" in spoken language. It's a matter of personal preference, but I actually find it harder to get my mouth around v-eye-r-eye than viruses and v-eye-r-eye doesn't sound nice to my ear.


      The other good reason for sticking with "viruses" is that the English language is already screwed up with irregular plurals and verbs and spelling etc etc. I see no reason for deliberately making it worse.

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    13. Re:Who's the retard? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm aware of that, but the original post and the original posters later retraction of his use of the word virii proves your argument wrong.

      The original post was a rant against the use of the word "virii." You're confused. No wonder you think nobody has a problem understanding you; your own language-comprehension kills are sub-par.

      When you think of a meaning and get a word for that meaning, then that is a meaningful, real, word.

      Um. No. That's called "baby talk."

      Around here, that sort of thing would earn you a punch in the throat.

      And finally, just to put the icing on the cake, he resorts to threats of violence.

      You're a real ass, you know that? An utter twit, and an ass.

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    14. Re:Who's the retard? by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: The proper words made up by 1337 h4x0rs addressed a need for a word in computer jargon. There's been a plural form of the word "virus" for a very long time now. Why do we need a butchered one that just applies to computers? Because the 1337s want to sound cool?

    15. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      The original post was a rant against the use of the word "virii."

      Umm... No. You're confused. The original post was "First IA64 Windows Virus Released".

      No wonder you think nobody has a problem understanding you; your own language-comprehension kills are sub-par.

      Nobody does have a problem understanding me. And I have no problems understanding anybody else.

      Um. No. That's called "baby talk."

      Umm, no, that's called "language". We use it to "communicate". Are you not paying attention?

      And finally, just to put the icing on the cake, he resorts to threats of violence.

      I don't believe I threatened you in any way, shape, or form. I suggested that perhaps you had some kind of problem because you're the one claiming to fall into fits of hysterical laughter at the way other people talk, and made the observation that where I live that sort of thing does not occur. The real world is a violent place sometimes, and activities such as you are claiming to do would encourage violence in others. It was my way of casting doubt on your claims of openly laughing out loud at other people on a near continous basis.

      You're a real ass, you know that? An utter twit, and an ass.

      I don't know about a twit, but yes, I can be a total ass when I choose to do so. And it was pretty obvious that you are a fucking moron from your first post, but I think it unwise to point that out to people in the first reply to them. Let them dig their own hole, I say.

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    16. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: The proper words made up by 1337 h4x0rs addressed a need for a word in computer jargon. There's been a plural form of the word "virus" for a very long time now. Why do we need a butchered one that just applies to computers? Because the 1337s want to sound cool?

      I was speaking more of those 1337 h4x0rs back in the 16th and 17th centuries, but okay, let's go with your definition then.

      "addressed a need for a word" is the key phrase here. Very rarely does a need for a word cause someone to conciously create a word to address that need. Words are created, usually, by accident. They are created by usage, in that someone uses a word to describe a thing, it catches on, and suddenly the word describes that thing in many people's heads.

      As to why we need a word that applies specifically to computers, I have no idea. I don't claim to know everything here, and I don't claim to be rebuilding the English language. I simply claim that when there is a need for a word, a word fills that gap automatically, whether somebody decides to create a word to fill it or not. I'm suggesting that, possibly, the need for the word exists since there is indeed a word to fill that particular hole. Why the need is there I make no claims to know.

      But an easy way to refer to all computer malware as a group does seem to be something that exists, what with the amount of malware increasing recently. Virii is as good a word as any other to fit that hole.

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    17. Re:Who's the retard? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The original post was "First IA64 Windows Virus Released".

      Okay, my misunderstanding. The point remains: "virii" is not the plural of "virus." The fact that people can figure out what the speaker means is not the same as saying that everybody understands.

      I don't believe I threatened you in any way, shape, or form.

      "Around here, that sort of thing would earn you a punch in the throat." First you said it, then you tried to distance yourself from it. Weak, weak.

      I don't know about a twit, but yes, I can be a total ass when I choose to do so.

      I'm sure there's no choice involved. I'm sure it happens all on its own.

      I'll thank you to piss off now.

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    18. Re:Who's the retard? by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 1
      You're a real ass, you know that? An utter twit, and an ass.

      Twirlip of the Mists is an authority on being an ass and a twit, as he is one himself. Just listen to how much his posts drip with arrogance. Henceforth, Twirlip of the Mists shall be known as CBG. Enjoy.

    19. Re:Who's the retard? by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Notice how CBG attempts to fob off everyone else as inferior to him? It's just so incredibly lame. Which is why he is on my List of FAILURES. That's where CBG belongs, and where he will stay until he realizes that he is not as wonderful as he may delude himself that he is. There is something called humility, and CBG has none. Truly a MISERABLE FAILURE.

    20. Re:Who's the retard? by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      With regard to usage, you said yourself that you've never said the word and I have never seen it used outside of Slashdot. That isn't widespread. I don't object to the introduction of new words but this one has nothing of value to offer. It is less communicative than the one it replaces and less conforming to English conventions, so harder for people to learn. It has no worth, limited support, and is clearly founded on a misconception.

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    21. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      With regard to usage, you said yourself that you've never said the word and I have never seen it used outside of Slashdot. That isn't widespread.

      I have not used it in conversation, but mainly because I don't have any friends of nerdish tendancies like myself with whom I would talk about this sort of thing.

      However, I have seen it in many, many places throughout this interweb thing, mostly in online forums when discussing virii in general. It's fairly widespread, from my perspective. You are free to disagree, of course.

      It is less communicative than the one it replaces and less conforming to English conventions, so harder for people to learn. It has no worth, limited support, and is clearly founded on a misconception.

      All of these are your opinion, and I disagree with each and every one of them. However, it's not worth debating them over, really. You're free to think as you wish. Nevertheless, virii *is* a real word and I will continue using it as such.

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    22. Re:Who's the retard? by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      You say you use the word as a test, that people who object are likely to be people you don't want to hear from in general. I have a similar test. Anyone who engages in debate and refuses to make a single constructive point is a waste of time.

      All of these are your opinion, and I disagree with each and every one of them. However, it's not worth debating them over, really.

      You've posted nine comments with the title "Who's the retard?" Why is it that after a concise and clear description of the foundations of the opposing point you suddenly decide it's not worth arguing after all?

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    23. Re:Who's the retard? by Otto · · Score: 1

      Anyone who engages in debate and refuses to make a single constructive point is a waste of time.

      You're correct. However all my points have been raised and ignored. Fair enough, I didn't expect to change anybody's mind here.

      Why is it that after a concise and clear description of the foundations of the opposing point you suddenly decide it's not worth arguing after all?

      Because it becomes clear that you won't be swayed. You've made it perfectly clear that your objection rely on your assumptions. I've explained to you my assumptions already, I've already answered the points you raised in your last post, and yet you continue to raise them. It's no longer worth arguing because I've already argued it and you rejected all the arguments. So I'm finished with the thread.

      One thing I've learned from arguing on online forums is when to cut loose. I'm cutting loose. There's nothing left unsaid. There's no point in continuing. See how it works?

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    24. Re:Who's the retard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I have a question. If you think it is cooler to add some spurious i's at the end of the word, then why stop at 2? Why not viriii, or viriiii? I think those look way cooler than virii. They are more descriptive too.

  86. If you're on a pedagogical crusade,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form:

    > virus, viri (neuter)

    Where did you get this? Where is this attested?

    Are you sure that you're not mistaking "a nowhere and never attested form" for a "rarely-used form" ?

    That is, I have always understood that the question of a plural for "virus" is entirely hypothetical, as there is no attestation for such at all. So people hypothesize, about it, and also about -- um, pelagus and I can't recall the other right now.

    If you want to be pedagogical, you should get it right.

  87. technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Technology? You had TECHNOLOGY? Why you kids got it easy, WE didn't have technology, no sir! Why, first we had to walk UP-hill, 83 miles, to the sacred valley, then we had to get naked, smear ourselves with cowdung and ashes, eat magic mushrooms and DREAM about technology! That's all WE Had, and we LIKED IT!

    1. Re:technology? by RobertKozak · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the kids today and they won't believe ya!

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    2. Re:technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe him. Who would lie about something like that?

  88. Re:Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these gu by prat393 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, 64-bit Windows XP is already out there and available for purchase, but only for the IA64 architecture (itanium) - support for AMD's 64 bit chips is still in beta (although relatively stable, from what I hear).

  89. Whoopsey...double post... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    must have been caused by one of those viroxen I've been hearing about.....

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  90. Wow! by ctime · · Score: 1

    So this virus can infect the whole 3 people on this planet who actually run 64bit intel procs and win64...

  91. So much for MS's arguement... by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 1


    So much for MS's claim that the number of viruses a platform has is proportional to its popularity... that is, so they claim, why Linux has so few (no?) viruses and why Win32 has so many.

    Somehow I think the number of people running Linux outnumber the people running Win64 by about 1,000,000:1 (maybe more).

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    1. Re:So much for MS's arguement... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Somehow I think the number of people running Linux outnumber the people running Win64 by about 1,000,000:1 (maybe more)."

      Number of Win64 viruses: 1
      Number of Linux viruses: >> 1

      So I guess you've proven that MS is right. The more popular OS (Linux) has more viruses. MS never said it was directly proportional.

  92. Re:Uh, no, no, no, no, NOOOO! by deacon · · Score: 1
    Mainstream Windows viruses spread because of the idiocy of users. They open attachments, they download warez off Kazaa, and pretty much have no idea about security

    Not this elitist, hoary old Chestnut again.

    I am so tired of Windows apologists making this totally unfounded claim, over and over again, hoping the public will continue to buy it.

    Let's get this straight:

    Windows viruses exist because Microsoft decided long ago that they were going to co-mingle EXECUTABLE CODE with DATA!

    Windows users have been trained for years to double click on DATA to launch the EXECUTABLE application which reads the DATA.

    In a sane world, a user would have been taught to launch the APPLICATION first, and, afterword, used that APPLICATION to open a DATA file.

    The God Damned DATA file would not "EXECUTE", it would just be read by the APPLICATION!!!!!

    In addition, of course, automatic macros and scripts, if they existed in their current form at all, would have limited abilities which would prevent them from corrupting your DATA.

    Why is this so hard to understand???

  93. People are babied by these viri by Atario · · Score: 1

    I mean, they do everything for you! I want to start a new line of viri that make you configure them through dialog boxes. You know, a "time between infections" slider, maybe a "target folder" dialog, "actions to take" list of checkboxes (format drives? delete random files? change random bytes?) with scheduling, a place to type in email addresses of other people to try to infect (probably by sending them a link to an FTP site they have to download the virus from, then run it).

    Maybe a nice splash screen too -- "WELCOME to Atario Virus 1.0 beta. If you like this virus, please consider sending a donation of $10 to..."

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  94. WTF MODS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this modded insightful then when i clicked reply it became funny which seems more fitting but look THIS GUYS NAME IS KING OF THE TROLLS don't give him asny credit.

    1. Re:WTF MODS by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

      Agreed about the post not being derived through any great insight, but in a similar vein, a post should be modded according to the content, not the author. You will note that posts are modded, not authors. If a post is funny, insightful, interesting, then it should be modded as funny, insightful or interesting.

      To mod a post that may be highly informative to the majority of readers as Troll just because the author posted Troll posts in the past is just stupid.

  95. You -ing well don't know what -ing means. by crovira · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless you read The Truth"

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    1. Re:You -ing well don't know what -ing means. by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      ING is that company name on TV ads these days. However, you-ing is mor funn-ing.

  96. Re:Uh, no, no, no, no, NOOOO! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

    Windows viruses exist because Microsoft decided long ago that they were going to co-mingle EXECUTABLE CODE with DATA!

    Windows users have been trained for years to double click on DATA to launch the EXECUTABLE application which reads the DATA.

    In a sane world, a user would have been taught to launch the APPLICATION first, and, afterword, used that APPLICATION to open a DATA file.


    The problem is not with the double-clicking to open up documents (which is a reasonable action, much like the Mac, and makes the system easier to use for novices).

    The problems are:

    1) Microsoft chose to hide file extensions from the user, which makes it difficult for the user to tell what is a document and what is an executable file. Prior to Win95, users were fairly easily trainable to not run .COM/.EXE/.BAT files.

    2) Documents that contain executable code. While not a sin in and of itself, these scraps of script were given complete and unfettered access to the box (rather then running in a limited sandbox). Which is actually the fault of the application, and not the operating system. (Except that Microsoft is responsible for both, since most problems are with VBA macros in MSWord or MSExcel.)

    3) Lack of an execute flag on files that has to be manually set (this isn't perfect protection either as anything the user can do by hand, can be automated).

    4) Poor security model where the user has to pretty much run as Administrator. Which is a leftover from the Win9x days when there was no such thing as file system security. (And rather then break compatibility with old programs... we have the mess that we have now.)

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  97. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, "boxen" is a play with words that theoretically could be semi-correct. It stems from the plural of "ox"; "oxen".

    If "virii" was indeed a real word, or something playfully assembled á la "boxen", then the singular for would be "virius" instead of "virus".

    "Virii" should not be used under any circumstance other than when poking fun at goddamn illiterate morons who think it "looks like latin". Those who use it don't do so as slang, half-jokingly or jargon, as in the "boxen" example, but they really think they're right, and furthermore they think it makes them look sophisticated.

    Virus is an uncountable in Latin, like sheep, fish, et c. in English. The correct plural in English is viruses.

    If you want to speak of several virus particles you say "virions". One virus particle (one complete virus, the individual "organism", not a whole species or genus) is a virion.

    Whatever. All you need to remeber is "VIRUSES", and that THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "VIRII" IN ANY LANGUAGE ON EARTH! Slashduh Moronese doesn't count.

  98. Re:Should we execute him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the viriis

    Amazing. Not only do you use the idiotic and impossible "virii" concotion, but you even fail to realise that the morons who use that word think it's a plural form for "virus" - so you throw in a redundant plural S!

    Please die.

  99. Someone should tell Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That viruses are the plural of virus

  100. Pendantic by Patrick · · Score: 3, Funny
    You were using common slang in an informal forum, pendants seeking to impose their notion of linguistic orthodoxy notwithstanding.

    A pendant is jewelry. You meant pedant, which is what I am being by responding. Like virii, your use of pendant is wrong. Not slang, just wrong.

    If I referred to your sentence as "high-falutin'," that is slang. If I referred to it as "retartid," that is simply an incorrect spelling.

    The English language isn't evolving new Latin-esque plurals. It's not slang. It's just ignorant pretension, which is the worst kind of pretension.

    ... as the actual poster admitted. Sheesh. Don't defend usage that the poster admitted was "horrid."

    1. Re:Pendantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were using common slang in an informal forum, pendants seeking to impose their notion of linguistic orthodoxy notwithstanding.

      A pendant is jewelry. You meant pedant, which is what I am being by responding.


      No, no, they're MAGICAL pendants, forged long ago by language nazis deep within their strongholds of wherever-the-hell-they-come-from to preserve linguistic purity with their mind-bending powers. Too late, it was realized that they'd misplaced a decimal on their order forms and didn't have enough raw materials to enslave all of mankind.

  101. virii: here we go again... by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    This *always* happens on slashdot when 'virii' is mentionned.

    A whole bunch of "It's latin", "no, it's not", "it's slang", "no it's not" posts will pop-up like mushrooms.

    While I agree that it's not correct latin, and I understand that some people have difficulties with the 'correctness' of it, it really doesn't matter one bit as to the validity of a word.

    1)Language 'lives'; it changes with the passing of time.

    2)Slang is not 'inferior' or 'wrong'; it are just words that are used in a subculture.

    3)Words of a subculture can and have become 'mainstream'

    4)In the past, english (as many other languages) has been 'corrupted' with equally 'wrong' words...yet we use them today as if they always have been correct, mostly not even being aware that once they were considered stupid, wrong, grammatically incorrect, foreign, nonsensical, inferior, ridiculous, the result of laziness, plain misspelled, etc.

    Yet they are *all* considered mainstream english now! So, let's face it, there is *no* objective mechanism where you can say; this word has no place in our language or not.

    If it's understood and used in this language, then ergo ipso, it *IS* part of that language.

    Now, anyone understands what is meant by 'virii' and more and more people/posts use the term virii, with purpose, even beyond their 1337 roots.

    So it really is silly to fulminate that virii is not a word; it is used as one, it is understood as one, and it even has left it's pure sub-culture 1337 roots behind so that now it's actually becoming slowly mainstream. So what, in a year or 5, it may end up in the dictionary, as so many 'non-existent' words before it...and what will be the the contra-argument then?

    Why, in another 20 years most persons won't even know anymore that it was once considered as 'non-existent' or 'wrong'. They will use it, as we use all those other words where people fulminated against, just as with they will with new, totally wrong words that will pop-up. That's what it means when we say a language lives, after all.

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    1. Re:virii: here we go again... by kantai · · Score: 1

      then ergo ipso

      Stop Making an ass of yourself, by making up phrases in a "dead" language.

      Ergo basically means "therefore"

      ipso means "itself"

      "Then therefore itself" - Great SENTENCE!

      Did you want ipso facto maybe? or just ergo?

  102. Quantum computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, I can't wait for the first quantum computer to be released. It will be able to execute every virus at once.

  103. Virus writers should be flogged! by MarkTina · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd like any identified virus writers to be publically, maybe they can let all us poor buggers who get on the receiving end of their "proof of concept" programs. Bet he has no friends and lives with his mum! :-)

  104. Re:Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these gu by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Server 2003 also has an Itanic build available. You get both IA32 and IA64 CDs when you buy it through an Open Business agreement.

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  105. pointless ms bashing by cball2k · · Score: 0

    slashdot has turned into a ms bashing troll site...

    slashdot USED to be worth reading and discussing IT related matters, now, they can delete my account for all I care.

    Little kiddies and ms-hater overlords that prefer to bash instead of being constructive, have ruined slashdot.

    For those that have shown some maturity when posting to slashdot, I salute you. The rest are worthless troll posting brats, that I have no desire to tolerate any longer...

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    1. Re:pointless ms bashing by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      Where is the MS Bashing taking place?
      Mind you I've only read 3 comments so far - so I can't say wether you are over-reacting or not.

      The article in itself is just a very interesting one.
      Carrying the same amount of technical curiosity (and awareness)
      as when proof-of-concepts viruses were written for Linux.

      There is also a story going on about Symantec considering a Linux switch (I find that interesting news too). And again Slashdot does post a LOT of (shall-we-say) pro MS-articles too. I wont enumerate here, unless someone really wants me to.

      Now if the bad posts upsets you - you can always filter by threshold; *sometimes* it works -
      I personally prefer seeing everything (-1) including ignorant/thick/mediocre posts - I find them amusing.

  106. Profit! by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

    1) Cheer on developer for releasing proof of concept virus 2) Turn him into Microsoft for some reward money... 3) Profit! I have exactly one point of karma, so I thought it would be worth it. ;)

  107. Windows 64 must be pretty popular then by FIGJAM · · Score: 1

    This has kinda dumbs the theory of "Linux has no viruses because it's not popular enough".

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    1. Re:Windows 64 must be pretty popular then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really - it's a proof of concept, seeing what can be done with the platform, and the same kind of thing gets written for Linux. It's not a serious attempt at doing damage, so the popularity of the platform isn't much of an issue.

    2. Re:Windows 64 must be pretty popular then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  108. already screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so...not only will we be treated to movies that come out before the release date, software and games that are leaked before the release date, we're given viruses that will hurt OSes before they're even released. it gives me so much faith in longhorn...

  109. GNU General Public Virus by tepples · · Score: 1

    i think the ii's are a sign he is infected. with somethign.

    Infected with "somethign"? Don't you mean GNU/infected with somethiGNU?

  110. You mean a proof of Word.Concept? by tepples · · Score: 1

    The Word.Concept and Nimda viruses also started out as a proof of concept. Word.Concept showed that macros could exploit a popular application's macro system, and Nimda showed that a single worm could spread through multiple vectors.

    "This's CV, no Nimda." -- author of Nimda.E

  111. A matter of perspective... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    The difference in number of exploits, viruses, bugs, etc... between Microsoft Windows and the next competitor (whether it be Apple, IBM, or Linux) is at least two orders of magnitude.

    If I added all of the known exploits and viruses which targeted MVS, IRIX, HP-UX, Mac OS, Linux, Free BSD, etc... I'd still be hard pressed to find even 10% of the number that target Windows in a single year.

    So, yes, you could say the subject is open to debate. But I challenge you to find any other OS vendor who:

    1. Caused as much as 5% of the economic damage through vulnerabilities that Windows does.
    2. Installs using the least secure settings as the default.
    3. Has even 10% as many known bugs in all of their products as Microsoft has in one version of 32 bit Windows.

    Microsoft is the exception to the rule. No one else in the industry writes software as poorly as they do:

    1. IBM mainframes have fewer exploits in their entire 40-year history than discovered in Windows in 1 year.
    2. Linux has had root exploits - but again, the total number of known exploits through its entire 13 year history is still less than a single year of Windows.
    3. I could never release software which crashed at random and keep my job. Apparently, Microsoft believes this is acceptable behavior - Here's a trick: open Windows explorer, insert a scratched CDROM, and try to access the disk. Your machine locks up - this bug has existed since Windows 95, yet Microsoft still hasn't fixed it. Strangely, Konquerer will tell me after about a minute if it can't read the disk, and it doesn't lock my machine in the meantime.

    I could go on, but you get the point. Microsoft isn't just a little negligent - they're nowhere near the industry standard when it comes to professionalism. The quality of their code is so poor that simply can't be compared to any other vendor - no one else has released code which comes even remotely close to the number of bugs and security exploits that Windows has.

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    1. Re:A matter of perspective... by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was merely trying to make the point that there is no secure OS's if you consider a single exploit sufficient to disqualify it as you were.

      I'm not going to attempt to refute all of your arguments (and perhaps I can't anyway), but I think your analysis lacks a bit of perspective as well.

      For example, IBM's mainframes for most of their existence were not connected to anything outside of IBM so if there were buffer overruns etc, they could not be exploited. Even today, it's likely that most mainframes are not directly connected to the Internet but are on a private net within an organization. In addition, knowledge of the architecture of a mainframe is more obscure and thus it takes more effort to exploit any holes. Finally, the administration of mainframes is performed more carefully then the average Windows box (or Linux box, for that matter).

      The bottom line is that you can't just talk about relative numbers of exploits, you have to take the entire environment and history into account to determine relative security or quality.

      Surely if MS had been willing to throw away backward compatibilty and make Windows as hard to administer and use as Unix they could have created an OS that was at least as secure as Unix (It's not rocket science after all.) The reason they didn't was that that's not what their customers wanted and they would have lost a lot of their business if they had.

      Now their customers are becoming more interested in security over ease of use and they have been making changes in that direction.

  112. Hey, tough guy! by Hilleh · · Score: 1

    Finding holes in Windows software...does that make you feel real good? Do you feel like a big man? Huh?

    God, you make me sick. You just have to go and rub salt in an open wound there.

  113. virus overlords. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our 64 bit virus overlords.

  114. Itanium DOES do this -it's called XD... by Glasswire · · Score: 1

    ...or Execute Disable. Check out Table 4-6 for more details.

    As for the ("waekly" -is that Welsh or what?) IA-32e processors since they aren't shipping yet, you don't know whether they'll have it ;).

    1. Re:Itanium DOES do this -it's called XD... by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do know they won't have it - unless they are seriously trying to piss off all linux and windows developers. According to Intel specs, their IA-32e does not have that bit. Little late to change it now. And like I said, Intel IA64 does NOT have the NX bit, which is what the original poster was talking about, but I'll believe you that it has the XD bit, which is not the same as NX. It may have the same functionality, but it is not the same. And obviously I meant to spell waekly as weakly. Intel just wants people to equate their IA-32e with AMD64, and make it seem that it's not really 64 bit. It's a gay marketing trick that only makes them look like a pouting child.

    2. Re:Itanium DOES do this -it's called XD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "waekly" -is that Welsh or what?

      Nac ydy!

    3. Re:Itanium DOES do this -it's called XD... by Glasswire · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight. When you said Itanium doesn't have this, you didn't mean the capability to mark memory non-executable, you meant Itanium didn't have a feature named NX - which of course it doesn't. Sorry Intel failed to use the same marketing terms that AMD used -I really thought most people would expect that you were wrong about Itanium being able to DO something virtually identical. Silly me...

  115. GET A CLUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was supposed to be a site frequented by technical people. I may be a troll but the discussion I've seen here so far proves that 3/4 of you are IDIOTS.

    Exactly what are we talking about here? Oh yes, a virus on win64. Instead of mindlessly saying "ha, windows sucks. Microsoft security sucks. I don't get virii on linux!" let's think for a minute.

    According to the article some guy wrote (in IA64 asm) an image that infects other EXEs in its own directory. So this is definitely a virus. But does it exploit any security hole in the host OS? No. All it does is hack in files that it has write access to. So all you need to do this is a programmer who is sufficiently familiar with the executable format on the platform. In this case it was PE/PE64. But the same "proof of concept" could easily be applied to ELF. (fyi, wannabes, that's the image format Linux uses).

    Want to avoid this kind of thing? Don't run as root/Administrator and keep the permissions on your filesystem sane. Wow, rocket science.

    Next, look at the site hosting the article. Surprise. It's an antivirus vendor. Someone wrote a "proof of concept" program and demonstrated "wow, I can write code that infects other images on the disk". Amazing. The OS and address size the hardware here are utterly irrelevant.

    Finally, the sad truth is that 3/4 of you are too dumb to realize this (including the editor who posted this). You see "ah, Microsoft, Virus, Win64" and immediately start bashing. M$ sux! Linux rox! I'm cool. not.

  116. Re:Uh, no, no, no, no, NOOOO! by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    1) Microsoft chose to hide file extensions from the user, which makes it difficult for the user to tell what is a document and what is an executable file. Prior to Win95, users were fairly easily trainable to not run .COM/.EXE/.BAT files.

    They were ?

    Users are prepared to open password protected zip files and deliberately run malicious code, and you think a file extension is going to slow them down ?

    2) Documents that contain executable code. While not a sin in and of itself, these scraps of script were given complete and unfettered access to the box (rather then running in a limited sandbox). Which is actually the fault of the application, and not the operating system. (Except that Microsoft is responsible for both, since most problems are with VBA macros in MSWord or MSExcel.)

    Can't argue with that one. Not running embedded document macros in a sandbox was a poor tradeoff between functionality and security.

    3) Lack of an execute flag on files that has to be manually set (this isn't perfect protection either as anything the user can do by hand, can be automated).

    NT (using NTFS) actually does have an execute permission that can be toggled.

    4) Poor security model where the user has to pretty much run as Administrator. Which is a leftover from the Win9x days when there was no such thing as file system security. (And rather then break compatibility with old programs... we have the mess that we have now.)

    This is not the fault of the security *model*, it's the fault of *poorly written applications*. The *security model* supports running as a regular user just fine - I've been doing since the days of NT4.

  117. Security through obscurity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on why Windows is attacked more than other OSes.

    Microsoft: "Security through obscurity"
    Microsoft: "Security through obscurity"
    Microsoft: "Security through obscurity"
    Microsoft: "Security through obscurity"
    Microsoft: "Security through obscurity"

    Microsoft: "Oh damn!!"
    Microsoft: "Security through being non-Windows"
    Microsoft: "Security through being non-Windows"

  118. heh... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 1

    gentlemen, we have the technology. We can re-rape you. Bigger, faster, stronger. Better than the rape we put on you before..

  119. This may be a stupid question.. by psetzer · · Score: 1

    But how in the Hell do you debug a virus?

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  120. Re:KiB =Kiblibyte ve kilobyte by xtermin8 · · Score: 0

    The August issue of IEEE Spectrum mentions a proposal by the International Electrotechnical Commission to introduce new prefixes for words that indicate powers-of-two (page 18 of the print issue). This would replace kilobytes (kB) with kibibytes (KiB), megabytes (MB) with mebibytes (MiB)

  121. ./ nerds can be so esoteric! by xtermin8 · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/08/10/025924 5&mode=thread&tid=99

  122. So... by Dwonis · · Score: 1

    What happens if he has that, and his u+s bit set?

  123. Annoying by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Boxen is annoying too. It's fucking boxii.

    I find it annoying when all of the Slashdotters suddenly start bitching about Latin spelling only to increase their karmata like it was proportional to their IQen or the length of their phallii.

    Actually it is:

    • box
    • boxi
    • boxii
    • boxiii
    • boxiv
    • boxv
    • boxvi
    • boxvii
    • boxviii
    • boxix
    • ...
    • boxlvi
    • boxlvii
    • boxlviii
    • boxlix
    • bol
    • boli
    • bolii
    • boliii
    • boliv
    • bolv
    • ...

    Et cetera.

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    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
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  124. Re:KiB =Kiblibyte ve kilobyte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If those who proposed those had their houses burn to the ground with them inside, I wouldnt shed a tear, thats for sure.

  125. Re:Viruses, not virii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "VIRII" IN ANY LANGUAGE ON EARTH! Slashduh Moronese doesn't count."

    BWA HA HA HA!!! Comedy gold!!! =)

  126. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Past losers have coined the words 'boxen' and 'virii'. So people who desperately want to be cool imitate that.
    That's modern culture. Trying to be unique through imitation. Buy mass-produced clothes, dress the same as all your classmates and be 'unique'. Learn to speak '3l33t' and you are unique on the Net, like those other million kiddies.
    After all, Slashdot is nothing but a fansite, full of losers who want to be unique, and who do so by imitation. Haven't you once wanted to use the 'you insensitive clod' phrase or 'in communist russia...' just to show you're cool ?

  127. ehhhhhr cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehehe he said VIRII. What a buttwipe !!! Beavis: Yeah, bongholioo !!!!

  128. and the plural of jesus is... by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    not jesus's;-)

  129. ..to jumping in by essreenim · · Score: 1

    Don't get me wrong, you'll find no sympathy for
    M$ here but:

    The first a-bomb was developed as a proof of concept. This guy should keep his virii to himself
    The best are never heard about in public web sites...

  130. now, now by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Temper - temper!

    I might not be such a perfect being like yourself, who is never tired and never made an error when writing or speaking, but I fail to see the relevance of your remark in respect to the actual content and arguments I gave.

    Focusing on a minor detail instead of going into the real issues mentionned is, IMHO, making an ass of yourself.

    It is, infact, very cheap. I could as well say 'Stop Making an..." is incorrect too, and sarcastically ask if you know how sentences are written and when to use capital letters, and if you are the right person to make comments on the mistakes that others have written, then.

    But what would that prove? Other that such a person is a pedantic ninkenpoop?

    You are correct in saying it was a wrong mixing of words, but you could do that without resorting to malvolent sarcasm or namecalling. And neither deals with the arguments I gave, nor do they make them unvalid.

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  131. Re:Virii is not a word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New words are coined all the time and eventually end up in dictionaries. Things like "Internet", "Computer" and "SCUBA" come to mind. Hell, "Googled" is still officially not a "word" ... perhaps because Google is fighting tooth and nail to keep it out of dictionaries.

    New words happen all the time. Just because this one is slang ("virii" is apprently the plural of "virus" when talking about computer viruses) and very similar to another one you use doesn't mean it's not a word. Get over yourself.

  132. Re:KiB =Kiblibyte ve kilobyte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, those prefixes were proposed by the IEEE Faggotry Spectrum, with the signing members being very far down the faggotry spectrum.

  133. What size is this resistor?? by malia8888 · · Score: 1
    This presumably refers to the colours of the rainbow: Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet.

    Yes, I suppose this might refer to the colors of the rainbow; but, in the old days of build-it-yourself electronics this was the resistor code.

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  134. "Boxen" is fun, so is "elvii", but is "virii"? by tigertiger · · Score: 1
    Abouth language it is like about sex, there might not be right or wrong, but there certainly is good or bad.

    "Boxen" was an intelligent play on its similarity to the word "ox" and its Anglo-Saxon plural form, "oxen". So is Unices, putting the latin inflection to work on the acronym "UNIX". Which is even more hilarious because it only works on "Unix", not on "Multics", which doesn't look latin. It's just playing with language. I am very glad, not to say proud, that computer geeks can do it so well.

    "Elvii", as in Peggy Bundy's "Look, Elvii" when coming to Las Vegas, was a great one-liner, though it's grammatically wrong (the plural of the -is declination would -es, but "Elvis" is not even latin).

    "Virii", I think, isn't even used as a pun, is it? It's basically wrong, "viri" being the correct form and "viruses" the usual one. Doesn't it even sound a bit stuffy, like "Let's put in another '-i' so it sounds more latin".

  135. plural? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how often do you use the plural form? actually, I don't want to know...

    GrimRC

  136. Re:Authoritive Answer by foobsr · · Score: 1

    vir viri m. [a man , male person]; esp. [a grown man; a husband; a man of character or courage, 'he-man']; milit. [a soldier, esp. an infantryman; a single man, individual].

    virus -i n. [slimy liquid , slime; poison, esp. of snakes, venom; any harsh taste or smell].

    Latin Dictionary and Grammar Aid

    sic !

    CC.

    post scriptum: We (pluralis majestatis :) tend to infer that one might substitute "viri" for a set of slashbots with bad karma.

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  137. Win64 suffers from Win32 viruses, too by more · · Score: 1

    I have been running an Itanium 2 box with various 64-bit versions of Microsoft Windows (sigh). My machine was affected at one time by the RPC virus, and at that time there was no patch for the particular evaluation version. The virus was a 32-bit virus, but still was capable in affecting the 64-bit Windows. I believe that Microsoft did not rewrite all the OS parts, but they run some parts in emulation. This is a shame for an OS.

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