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  1. Re:Exaggerated exasperation on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer · · Score: 1

    No Tom Bombadil either, and good riddance. Most boring part of the first book anyway.

  2. Re:Direct link to the movie on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer · · Score: 1
    And don't forget his should-have-been-Oscar-winning-performance as Chuck Barris in Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.

    Between Confessions and Galaxy Quest, I knew he was perfect to play our favorite intergalactic president.

  3. Re:Obviously on Which VNC Software Is Best? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    12th Amendment to the Constitution
    But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

    In order to be VP, a person must meet all requirements to be President (35 years old, natural born citizen). So, unless Congress passes a new amendment (2/3 vote required) and the states ratify it (3/4 of the states), no. Arnold cannot be President or Vice President. He can be a Senator, Cabinet member, or Chief Justice, though.

  4. Re:It's a new feature! on Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV · · Score: 1
    Hey, I love Spongebob too. I've got the first season on DVD and watch it regularly with the kids. I just needed something to put into the list and it was the first thing that came to mind.

    F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium.. bombs! N is for NO SURVIVORS!!

  5. It's a new feature! on Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV · · Score: 3, Funny

    Warning!
    This television will send out a distress signal to authorities whenever any program catering to an IQ of less than 80 is viewed. This includes games shows (Jeopardy excluded), reality shows, Spongebob Squarepants, and the CBS Evening News with Dan Rather.

  6. If it can be regulated or taxed, they will come on Congress Plans Space Tourism Regulation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And who's gonna bet that they'll require all private space flights be cleared through NASA, FAA, Homeland Defense, FBI, IRS, EPA, and DOJ?

    Commercial ventures are rendering a government agency irrelevant. Bureaucrats exist only to propagate themselves and ensure their job security. Back them into a corner, and they fight like pissed cats.

  7. Re:Take off your... on Hackers Take Aim at Republicans · · Score: 0, Troll
    Let's also not forget the *650,000 tons* (yes, you read that right) of non-WMD UN-banned weapons found by coalition forces in Iraq. 650,000 tons, and counting.

    Don't forget the 3 trucks full of Sarin Gas discovered being brought across the Syrian/Jordan border by terrorists intent on using them to kill upwards of 80,000 people. Don't hear about THAT much on CNN, do you??

  8. Re:Well? WELL? on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1
    Noooo, circus freaks who eat raw or live animal flesh call themselves geeks...

    And where does that leave sushi eaters??

  9. Re:Better? on Carnegie Mellon Starts Offering Courses Online · · Score: 0, Troll

    Remember, Bush went to an Ivy League school. Would you hire him? We did, that's why he won the election. /troll

  10. Re:What's next? on Will LOTR:ROTK Extended Edition Hit Cinemas? · · Score: 1

    It's been rumored that there's going to be a five hour version of Gods and Generals released next year.

  11. Re:some day... on They Might Be Giants Open Their Own Music Store · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot leans down and says "My sentiments exactly."

  12. Re:Nice. on They Might Be Giants Open Their Own Music Store · · Score: 4, Informative
    "Blue Canary" is actually called Birdhouse in Your Soul. Both "Birdhouse" and "Particle Man" are off "Flood".

    Currently, only two TMBG albums are available. "NO!", their children's album, and "They Got Lost", a collection of rarities. But I'm going to assume that they will eventually have all of their albums available. Of course, I already have all of their albums on CD (and several on vinyl).

  13. Re:legalities of emulators on Retro Gaming Gets Hot · · Score: 1

    However, makers of new emulators have had to contend with copyright law, and with the DMCA, accusations of reverse engineering. For example, the Sony lawsuit against Connectix over VGS, the PSX emulator. With the advances of working emulators for current generation consoles (the PS2 and XBox), lawsuits are sure to follow.

  14. Re:Jello? on HOPE Conference Gets Wozniak, Mitnick, Biafra · · Score: 1

    The question should be... Is there really always room for Jello?

  15. Re:jello on HOPE Conference Gets Wozniak, Mitnick, Biafra · · Score: 2, Insightful
    KD rocks

    Let's hear it for Lesbian Country!!

  16. All that's missing is a Phish show on HOPE Conference Gets Wozniak, Mitnick, Biafra · · Score: 4, Funny
    We have Steve Wozniak, Kevin Mitnick, and Jello Biafra

    Sorry, just the idea of Woz as the opening act for the Dead Kennedys puts a smile on my face.

  17. Re:NASA's golden age? on Moon Rocket Scrubbed and Blown Dry · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the troll, but...

    A Canadian Space Agency????

    Red Green, Bob & Doug MacKenzie, and Hockey Night in Canada, and this country has a SPACE PROGRAM??

  18. Re:Hmmm. on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows 2000 or Server 2003, most likely, and those are simply not operating systems to be laughed at. No laughing at Windows 2k or 2k3?? You do realize this is /. we're talking about, remember?

  19. The US has had a stealth ship since the mid-80's on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 5, Informative
    but if I told you about it, I'd have to kill you.

    Sea Shadow

  20. Oh, the toys you will mod... on Old Toy Modding? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Furbys, Speak and Spells, and Teddy Ruxpins, oh my!

    Been toying with the idea of modding my old Speak n Spell and Speak n Math to teach my kids basic algebra.

    And I've got a friend that's been studying the Teddy Ruxpin story tapes to figure out the hidden signals to control the movements of the bear. His ultimate goal is to have the bear read stories from Penthouse with all face movements synced.

  21. This issue isn't limited to the City of Baltimore on You've Got Mail -- Tons Of It · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I work in the IT department of a county close to Baltimore. Our server can retain e-mail indefinitely (there is a space limit per mailbox, but not a time limit). However, our backups only go back 30 days. This is stipulated by the county lawyers.

    As far as I've been able to figure out, this arose from a lawsuit against the county where an e-mail retrived from two years previous proved a county commissioner to be taking bribes in a zoning issue.

    Rather than fix the corruption, just ensure that it's covered up more efficiently. Gotta love local governments.

  22. A government agency with financial discrepancies? on NASA's Finances in Disarray · · Score: 3, Funny
    SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

    All the more reason for private companies to get into the space business. I'm not saying that private companies can't cook the books, but at least there's laws in place to handle that.

  23. DVD deals on Websites For The Frugal? · · Score: 3, Informative

    The bargain forum on DVDTalk.com is the best for finding the best prices on new releases, price cuts on DVDs, and finding out the circular prices about 5 days ahead of the newspapers.

    Amazon.ca is the best for newly released box sets and other deals. Even with the exchange rate, there have been some outstanding deals. Babylon 5 Season 3,4 and 5 for $USD40, Scarface Gift Set for $USD25 are some recent deals I've gotten. Even with international shipping, it still blows any other prices away.

    Amazon.com sometimes has a temporary price cut, and DVDTalk.com is usually one of the first places to find out about it. Recently, they had the Dick Van Dyke Show Season One for $19.99, and it sold out within about 20 minutes after being posted to DVDTalk.

    FatWallet is great for finding other deals. Friday Amazon sales are usually posted there Thursday night. And for those with the time to do grocery coupons, FW is THE place to find the best deals. My weekly grocery bills have dropped from $150 to less than $50.

  24. Re:It's who you know, and what you know on Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The one thing that's better to have is a DOD security clearance. In the DC area, if you've got a security clearance, you can score a job in the low $60s with barely any experience. Since it can take upwards of 18 months to get clearance, most employers want new hires to already have clearance.

  25. Re:I want my flying car on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1

    C'mon, throw your hat over the wall. It's the FLYING CAR.