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HOPE Conference Gets Wozniak, Mitnick, Biafra
Emmanuel Goldstein writes "We've gone through all of our submissions, and selected nearly 70 talks and panels for the next HOPE conference in New York City, to be held from July 9th-11th. We have Steve Wozniak, Kevin Mitnick, and Jello Biafra as keynotes, and many more interesting talks and seminars, plus a round the clock hacker movie room and a lockpicking workshop." The official website explains: " This is a conference by, for, and about hackers on as many levels as we can come up with, ranging from the highly technical to the down to earth, from computers to phones, from serious to hilarious. And our doors are open to anyone interested in what the hacker world has to say." We previously ran a story on this conference a couple of months back, before full speaker details were available.
Sorry, just the idea of Woz as the opening act for the Dead Kennedys puts a smile on my face.
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damn, i'll have to change my holiday plans from cambodia to nyc
Great! We can teach people to hack UNIX mainframes using 'ls' and 'rm'!
The only problem now is coming up with a reason for my boss to send me to a hacking conference.
I doubt he'd even want me to "improve my 1337 hax0ring skillz".
No pictures of Woz on IMDb, but there are photos from Pirates of Silicon Valley (with one showing Joey Slotnick playing Woz).
- Greg
Start a happiness pandemic
Has HOPE become the new Comdex?
:)
This show might be harder to get my boss to pay for. The name might be hard to sell as bing "good for the company"
Pah. Go start your own conference. You can advertise it on your own country-specific slashdot.
That's not a name!!
From complications of diabetes. If he hasn't, as it seems, who on Earth was I thinking of?
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Slashdot is owned by OSDN - an American corporation. Anyway, go read the story about the Australian "computer museum" if you want something "international."
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i dunno, i saw jello several times on the punk voter tour, and i found that he didnt have anything very intresting to say. KD rocks, but jello needs to give it up. sorry.
Lessee, Woz - greak hacker, check. Mitnick - great hacker/cracker, check. Jello Biafra - founding member of the funny name posse, where he is joined by other people who get an inordinate number of speaking gigs relative to their qualifications, like American McGee, Simpson Garfinkle, and Jennifer 8. Lee. Hmm, I thought geeks were supposed to be smart enough to judge people on their actual merits, not the marketing they do of their name cum public identity. Blah, ridiculous stuff like this makes me lose faith in humanity.
Great - a hippie, a hacker, and a heretic.
Just one "H" short of bringing the discussion back to robot sheep.
KFG
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how the hell is that funny?
i wonder if moderators only work 9-5.
Seriously people, the AS/400 architecture, and the overlying OS/400 operating system is one of the nicest pieces of engineering you'll find.
They've been doing 'the file system is a database' since before Bill and Co were in long pants.
If you get a chance to catch that lecture, and have your x86-oriented mind blown away.
That lecture will probably not be performed by Jello, even though he blows minds for a living
"The number one enemy of progress is QUESTIONS!
National security is MORE IMPORTANT than individual will.
Obey all orders without question!
The comfort you demanded is now mandatory!
BE HAPPY!
At last everything is done FOR you"
This sounds more like where we're all headed...
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See everyone there! I'll be speaking on "Saving Digital History: A Quick and Dirty Guide". Mention Slashdot to me for absolutely no special gift whatsoever. Catch you at the bar.
break in to their systems. i'm going to compromise their physical infrastructure and take command of their critical communications resources. I am going to chat with them briefly, and determine their passwords.
i bet they press charges.
I've said it more than once that it's a good idea if the proceedings of such meetings can be made available in video, audio and transcript form. A lot of free 'geek documentation' gets lost when conferences like this only choose to cater for those who actually attend.
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...but the US Government scaring me, and the cost involved prevents me from doing it.
I hope to see people from HOPE/2600 out in Germany at Christmas though.
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that counts as intercontinental
> Free Kevin!!!! someone had to say it
Well, obviously these days the term is Kevin Free, but still, it's kind of fun to go back and remember how effective that slogan was for getting the word out.
I wonder what sort of thought process went into the art at the top of the page.
Kevin was freed in 2000. Now shut the fuck up.
I for one will try my best to attend. I'm on a pretty low budget right now... so I'll probably end up sleeping on the street of I go. Hell, it'll be worth it though! Just breathing the same air as Mitnick, Goldstein, or Woz... *faints* Haha.
"Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
When I look at the speaker schedule, the difference between a HOPE conference and other security-themed conferences is obvious. The scope of sessions and the range of speakers reinforces the notion that hacking is still open to everyone with a will to get involved, and not just about the technology. Am I biased? I guess so, since I'm one of the conference organizers.
PS, to the person looking for past session archives: it's all online for free download, or you can buy the CD. Just visit http://www.h2k2.net or http://www.2600.com and go to the store.
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Seastead this.
I would expect that with a lock picking workshop.
We just announced the addition of renowned computer security expert Bruce Schneier to our speaker schedule!
Jello Biafra bio
KFG
There may be a hacker campsite/squat somewhere at the conference where you can crash out without being harassed too much. Probably better than sleeping in the streets. Free Internet too, and Free Root if you can't hack that yourself.
And our doors are open to anyone interested in what the hacker world has to say
.. yeah, and if they are not, we have the people who will open them for us, one way or the other!
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i doubt many corporation's IS managers fancy sending their staff on any trips that go anywhere near the H word. whether that's right or wrong's another matter, but the OP's point was perfectly valid, not a "stupid comment".
Having Jello Biafra at these kinds of conventions is a really good idea, and one that seems to go down extremely well. I hope they mp3 the speeches again, as i remember them doing with Biafra's last talk in 2002 i believe. Also this speech was brought out on his 'Become the media' spoken word album, which i recommend to anyone.
Will wank off Linus Torvalds for fame.
Judging by the sheer volume and amount of people in the Bay Area of Asian, Indian, etc. etc. descent who have brown skin, it would seem highly unlikely that Wozniak's son would pick a fight with a random dude and tell him to go back to Iraq.
I kid you not. I understand the generally knowledgeable makeup of the SF Bay Area, but don't take that to mean there aren't ignorant people. I haven't had to deal with ignorance and racism much in my life, and I was definately caught off guard when Wozniak's son told me to "go back to Iraq." For what its worth, I believe he was drunk at the time.
Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.
Looks like people are "misusing" the word hacker again! Someone better let ESR know so he can stop all this nonsense!
Note: that was sarcasm.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
No offense to Jello--I'm a great Jello fan (see sig)--but what exactly is the point of having him speak at a hacking convention? He'd be great on a number of issues, but I fail to see what he adds here.
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Hmm... looks more like cracking to me...
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Has Indymedia in the past been at Hacker Events?
It's so fucking true. 2600 lost all relavance like 20 years ago.
So you've been to school for a year or two and you know you've seen it all?
Seriously, 2600 has been around much longer than you have, and you don't seem to have much of a clue about it. "Quest for knowledge?" "Questioning things that aren't fair?" Okay, Sparky - run along to your meeting. Your mother will pick you up at the mall at 8:30.
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
I thought "With Woz and Mitnick, why do they need Biafra as keynote speaker?"
Then I realized "There's always room for jello."
seriosuly. he is nothing more than a two bit punk (no punintended)
he may have some credits to his name, but credit card fraud and hitting an agent upside the head with a garbage can is not exactly mad skills.
he has no class, and his abilities arent anything to get excited about.
they need to focus on the "other kevin"
look him up. hes a character.
A conference for hackers? Cool. A lameass, poorly done intro to a website? Uncool.
That same lameass intro on an intro to a hackers site; bizarre and saddening.
Presently here, but not there.
Defcon.
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I'm a general computing geek who reads 2600 for fun, but certainly not to make myself a hacker or anything. How receptive is the HOPE conference to this type of attendee? I figure I'm giving 2600 some money, so who should care, right?
I saw the headline and just remembered that my Dad always told me that Biafra was the world's sob spot for a brief time in the 60's (kind of like Somalia in '92...you know, been starvation there for decades, still is, just for a brief while people actually notice) and I guess it's somewhere that's not called Biafra anymore. Don't really know much about it. Just thought it was funny to read the headline and think that was what it was about.
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pfeh, that's not punk.
all my DK is on 2nd or 3rd generation live bootleg cassette tape.
LOL! Who said I was punk? At the time, I really dug punk chicks, though. Nothing better than some freak chick with low self-esteem... If you don't mind crabs, that is...
He died in the second half of 2003. I'm glad that I atleast got to meet him about 2 years before that.
Actually, a majority of Americans would like nothing better than for the buck-toothed, mouth-breathing, bigoted, ethnocentric, redneck fucktards like yourself to become so enraged at the rest of the world for daring to exist that your heads explode like the pus filled bags of festering rancor that they are. I checked.
> what exactly is the point of having him [Jello Biafra] speak at a hacking convention?
Considering his political rants... probably comic relief!
NT
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At the risk of destroying your joke, could you explain? I'm racking my brain trying to think of what other "H" you could mean. Is this a PKD reference?
Hmmmm, OK. Maybe I got it. A club for school age hi tech farmers? Man, that's obscure!
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Very cool. Any idea where one might get more info about the squat?
Goldstein, Mitnick and Woz? All that's missing is Cap'n Crunch. Good grief. Isn't there anyone doing something NOW instead of these fossils talking about what they did back in the 70s and 80s? Wait, I know go get that guy who wrote the first Internet worm! That'll put asses in the seats.
If you are in the Columbus, Ohio area, he's doing some spoken word stuff at ComFest this weekend. Its a local annual event with six stages, and is completely free. It occurs in the Short North district, just north of downtown Columbus. I believe he goes on at 9ish Friday night. I'm not sure which stage, but there's more information at www.comfest.com.
Acidus and Virgil of Blackboard hacking fame (mentioned before on Slashdot) are giving a talk with the EFF about Corporate lawsuits, reverse-engineering, tips and tactics. Looking good!
I've seen whites tell Native Americans to "go back where you came from."
Hey, they crossed the land bridge to get here. They can swim across the Bering Sea to get back.
Word up.
How did you know it was his son? Was he wearing a hat that said "S.Wozniak's son" ?
Or common knowledge around your school?
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A club for school age hi tech farmers? Man, that's obscure!
Yeah, that's it. What's even more obscure is that the robot sheep subject I posit coming back to occured in the robot lawnmower thread.
KFG
This gives me an idea for a game. =)
Here's what appears to be an anti-2600 magazine. Definitely different, and with good technical info.
and take your algebra and algorithms and complicated number system with you. they make me think too hard.
-g.w.b.
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the grandparent is not offtopic.
in fact...i've actually heard jello biafra say those words live, come to think of it.
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