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  1. Re:I want my flying car on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1

    Fi to all that reference THAT movie! And Fi to all that get that reference!

  2. More Free Stuff!! on Doc Searls On Fixing Tradeshows · · Score: 1, Interesting

    T-Shirts, software, trinkets, etc etc etc. It's the only reason to go to Comdex anymore.

  3. Re:The list of channels in play... on Viacom and DishNetwork Battle On Air Over Contract · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've got DirecTV and saw the scrollbar on Comedy Central Sunday night and on Nickelodeon during the weekend.

    Try explaining to my boys that they're not in danger of loosing Spongebob. Sometimes, almost wish they couldn't read.

  4. Re: Alpha Complex Dandy on Paranoia RPG Returns in New Edition · · Score: 1
    Those lyrics were written by Warren Spector, my collaborator on the early Paranoia adventure Send in the Clones. Truth! Warren has since become a well-known producer of computer games, including Deus Ex, and runs the game studio Ion Storm Austin.

    ALLENVA-R-NEY, you have displayed knowledge of the location of the ultraviolet citizen-programmer WarrenSpector. This information is far above your security level. Please send your head and all contents to the Traitor Re-Education And Termination Services (TREATS). Please dispose of the rest of your body in a conveniently located recepticle for recycling. Don't forget to fill out form ZZa23766195 Stroke 12 so that your replacement clone is appraised of your traitorous thoughts.

  5. Re:I am looking at my sagging bookshelves that are on Good, Affordable PC Diagnostic Software? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Another reason being Window's device interface is more than suitable to go by.

    However, what if the problem you are trying to diagnose is that the user can't boot into Windows? Kind of hard to access the Windows device interface when you can't get Windows running.

  6. Besides if it's legal or not... on Portable Phone Numbers = Market for Cool Numbers · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Does the mechanism for transferring your phone number from one service to another allow for transferring phone numbers from one user to another?

    If it actually works, this is a brilliant idea, and it's certainly harder to squat on phone numbers than domain names.

  7. Re:I'd still get nagged... on The Galaxy's Largest Diamond · · Score: 1
    "I hear Shelly's daughter can suck start a Harley from 50 feet away."
    "You don't love me...."

    That'll either get you slapped, dumped, or the best blow job of your life.

  8. Re:Every five years, move your complete library on Guide to Digital Preservation from NIST · · Score: 2, Funny
    Though I do have a 50cm-wide 150Mb removable Wang disk that has some interesting stuff on it if anyone has an old Wang VS lying around.

    Sorry, I don't want to have anything to do with your old Wang. And stop lying about it's size. 50cm, yeah right.

  9. Re:I'd have to argue... on Guide to Digital Preservation from NIST · · Score: 1
    Just in case I actually do put a CD into a bowl with a paperclip and put them in the microwave, can I get your name and address? I'm gonna have my kids do it, and then sue you for child endangerment and contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

    j/k, I'll just do it myself then hire the lawyer that did the McDonalds coffee lawsuit. Be seeing you.

  10. Re:Looks like CD storage racks got it wrong then.. on Guide to Digital Preservation from NIST · · Score: 1

    Just like the proper method for storing LPs. I built my own DVD and CD shelves, and they're designed to store the media vertically. Plus, building them was the only way to get shelves like the ones I built for my LP collection.

  11. Dont trust this man, he's part of the conspiracy!! on Explaining the Mars Photo Colorization · · Score: 4, Funny
    They're really colorizing the pictures from Mars to hide the proof of aliens!!

    Actually, now it makes alot of sense. But that still won't stop the conspiracy kooks from claiming otherwise.

  12. Massively MultiPlayer Grand Theft Auto on GTA - San Andreas Looks to be Next · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Screw deathmatches with GTA. I want several interconnected cities with upwards of 10k players on at one time.

    Gangs of players, with lower level players being sent on missions by higher level players. Players as cops, SWAT, soldiers, even undercover cops posing as gang members, trying to keep law and order. Individual players happy to set up a gun store and avoid paying protection to the many gangs in town. Massive gang wars, with the cops calling in the National Guard. Riots with buildings burning and collapsing. One gang taking over an entire city and declaring war on another city. Thousands of helpless AI citizens cowering in doorways and running from gun battles. Even AI armed citizens attempting to protect their homes. Destroyable buildings that slowly get rebuilt and re-destroyed by AI construction workers.

    Limit the available weapons to pistols, Uzis, shotguns, the occasional M-16/AK-47. Very high level gang members can get rocket launchers, but using one will bring down the law HARD. Low level cops get pistols, shotguns and patrol cars. Higher level cops can either go SWAT or join the Army and get APCs and Tanks.

    Gang Members get points/money/skills for completing missions, causing chaos, generally doing criminal things (mugging people, pimping AI prostitutes, running protection rackets). Cops get points/money/skills for upholding the peace, protecting the lives of innocent citizens, stopping/eliminating gang members, busting up gangs, etc (but probably more points for equivalent jobs than criminals because in order to encourage players to be good guys).

    This is my dream game.

  13. Link Broken on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 4, Informative
    Get your copy now! Note, last link requires some other OS.

    Also note, the link does appear to look at the referrer. Able to get to the file from WinAmp.com, but not from the direct link.

  14. IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! on FatWallet To Sue Best Buy Over DMCA Threat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hopefully the first of a long line of lawsuits that will eventually see the Supreme Court finding the DMCA unconstitutional.

  15. Re:What will happen? on Hackers On Atkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is such a load of crap. Hackers aren't skinny, they're fat and wear free t-shirts from Comdex. This diet is going to do everything for them... losing weight is hard, unlike gaining weight, which is easy. Start eating like a pig, then go to the gym and laugh at all the sweaty people. Wow, that's a hard lifestyle change. Try losing some weight after the age of 25, and you'll wish you were a skinny loud-mouthed idiot with easily fixed problems.

  16. Re:Trumping Capitalism?? on For Americans, Imported Textbooks Can Be Cheaper · · Score: -1, Troll
    Refresh my memory, though. Which part of this falls under the DMCA, exactly?

    Does it have to fall under any particular provision. The DMCA is one of those laws that can be twisted and perverted to accomodate the needs of pretty much anybody, except those needs of the end user.

    Kind of like the Patriot Act and the tax code, eh?

  17. Trumping Capitalism?? on For Americans, Imported Textbooks Can Be Cheaper · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is capitalism at it's pure form. Finding a product in demand, selling it at a price that undercuts the competition, and making a healthy profit.

    At least until he's trumped by the powers of communism (lawsuits by the school or the textbook becoming illegal to import under the DMCA)

  18. Re:A possible spoiler... on The Matrix: Revolutions Theatrical Trailer · · Score: 1

    According to the Animatrix, it was through the extensive use of nukes to try to stop the machines from invading the human nations. Didn't work, though.

  19. Re:I'm sorry, but I refuse to watch this... on The Matrix: Revolutions Theatrical Trailer · · Score: 3, Funny
    When you've had big, you just can't go back.

    Must..... Resist..... Easy..... Joke.....

  20. A possible spoiler... on The Matrix: Revolutions Theatrical Trailer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A possible spoiler in the trailer...

    In the final few frames before the closing titles, a hovership, possibly the Nebuchadnezzar, is shown flying (or crashing) against a clear blue sky with a visible moon. Remember, the skies were burned during the war. Will the skies be cleared in the third movie?? Or is it just incomplete sfx?

  21. Re:Ho, you think so? on Walking Animatronic Dinosaur At Disney Park · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sure, but has he Walt killed and tortured as many?
    I THINK NOT!

    Not yet, you mean. The Corporate Copyright Wars are just around the corner.

  22. Re:I Love You For Mentioning B5 on Bob The Builder Gets A Personality Transplant · · Score: 1
    Season 3 comes out next Tuesday on DVD.

    And the wife and kids are going to grandma's house that following weekend. Time for a 22hr B5 marathon :)

  23. Linux is not Unix on Getting Software Added to Unix Distributions? · · Score: 4, Funny

    unless, of course, SCO wins their lawsuit.

  24. Re:If I was one of them fancy "dot-com" rich fella on X Prize Race Heats Up · · Score: 1
    I would like some interplanetary travel (at least!) before I pass from this place. Someone help me out...

    Ralph Kramden: Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

    The answer to everything lies in 50's sitcoms and domestic violence.

  25. Re:tumbling on X Prize Race Heats Up · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If not a "junkyard wars" approach, it is an extremely optimistic design. I would expect the wings to rip out at the roots when they light up the rocket motors.

    The article describes that the rocket motors would be incremently ignited. IANARS, but I would assume this would lessen the stress on the wings. However, I would be interested to see how they handle re-entry. The frigging space shuttle burned up, why wouldn't a modified LearJet?