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  1. Well? on Engineers Create the Blackest Material Yet (phys.org) · · Score: 1

    Where are the photos of this new blackest materiel yet?!

  2. Re:French? on Comet Lovejoy Giving Away Alcohol (eurekalert.org) · · Score: 1

    We Americans need that converted to bottles of Whiskey!

    No you don't. You'd measure it in bottles of yellow-liquid-that's-not-quite-beer. We Canadians would convert it into bottles of beers, one of which is equal to ten bottles of your yellow liquid.

  3. The Universe on Comet Lovejoy Giving Away Alcohol (eurekalert.org) · · Score: 1

    Imports

    None. This is a by-product of infinity; it is impossible to import things into something that has infinite volume because by definition there is no outside to import things from.

    Exports

    None, for similar reasons as imports.

  4. Re: php frameworks on Joomla SQL-Injection Flaw Affects Millions of Websites (trustwave.com) · · Score: 1

    Watch out, maybe his last name is "is".

  5. Re:Of course you can get more intelligent. on You Can't Get Smarter, But You Can Slow How Fast You Get Dumber (nytimes.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Study up on a new subject. Learn the material. Practice to acquire the skill. *poof* you are more intelligent.

    No you aren't. Intelligence is not knowledge.

  6. Re:Compute + Storage on You Can't Get Smarter, But You Can Slow How Fast You Get Dumber (nytimes.com) · · Score: 0

    If anything, the Internet has made me hornier. I can access porn anywhere, any time!

  7. You can't get smart but you can slow how fast you get dumber by not choosing express delivery.

  8. Re:Please no. on Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx To Tour As Holograms · · Score: 1

    It's even creepier when it's ghosts.

  9. Brain surgery? on Google, Facebook, Microsoft Deliver K-12 CS Demands To Congress (politico.com) · · Score: 1
  10. Lemons? on Google, Facebook, Microsoft Deliver K-12 CS Demands To Congress (politico.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'" Cave Johnson

  11. Enough already on Square Enix To Concentrate On Remaking Their Back Catalog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What we really need is Einhänder 2 on modern consoles.

  12. Dogecoin is seven times more secure to clock changes than Bitcoin.

  13. And it's not important for a content-viewing device. Do you also complain you can't change the software on your cable/satellite box?

  14. Re:FTL information exchange on Quantum Theory Experiment Said to Prove "Spooky" Interactions (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    But what if our knowledge about the speed of light is wrong?

  15. Re:In other words ( Score: +5, Transactionally ) on Quantum Theory Experiment Said to Prove "Spooky" Interactions (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    Damn. If only you had said "The three particles are actually ONE particle" you could have started a huge God-related trolling thread.

  16. Re:I've been waiting for this! on Quantum Theory Experiment Said to Prove "Spooky" Interactions (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    If we know it's the inverse result, can't we use it anyway? Using binary as an example, if one end reads "1" then it means the other ends reads "0".

  17. Re:Explain to me like I'm 5 on Quantum Theory Experiment Said to Prove "Spooky" Interactions (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    Time travel. Since my first day on the job as a Starfleet captain I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes - the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache. - Captain Janeway

  18. I keep it simple on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Media Setup? · · Score: 1

    Third generation Apple TV and Netflix. I don't have to waste any time managing it and it just works.

    Apple made a stupid mistake by removing the optical audio output on the new model.

  19. Re:I've been waiting for this! on Quantum Theory Experiment Said to Prove "Spooky" Interactions (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe the best way to connect with extraterrestrial intelligence is to figure out how faster than light communication works, then make a call.

    Why? Who you gonna call?

  20. Re:You're the problem on Bad Programming Habits We Secretly Love (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    There's no compiler. The code is saved to a database, there's no individual files to backup.

  21. I also live here and I still think it's a waste. We could be selling that surplus to the U.S.A.!

  22. I already eat tofu, you insensitive clod!

  23. Re:'Wireless charging' is for fools on Ultrasonic Power Transfer Investigated Using Data From uBeam Patent Filings (hackaday.com) · · Score: 2

    What people need are docking stations. No cable to handle and yet it's not wireless.

  24. The whole planet is struggling to keep up with energy demands and you think it's acceptable to waste 90% of the energy you use?

  25. Re:You're the problem on Bad Programming Habits We Secretly Love (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Some systems cannot be used with source control systems since they operate completely internally.