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  1. Re:My Hero on Virus Writers - The Enemy Within · · Score: 1

    At least you can read this one at work without people assuming you're cruising for teenage boys.

    The picture heading up the NYT story had people saying "What the hell are you reading?" when they stopped by my desk.

  2. Re:Hmm. on New Draganflyer Predator Unmanned Aerial Vehicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear Guantanamo Bay is lovely this time of year :D

  3. Re:Star Wars Wine on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1

    You can put a flashy label on it, but poo in a bottle is still poo. :P

  4. Star Wars Wine on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 5, Funny

    The early vintages were full-bodied and flavorful, but alas, more recent efforts have been dry and prone to leaving a bad taste in one's mouth.

  5. Re:Don't mess with MS on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 4, Funny

    The money was real, they just couldn't believe you had any friends :)

  6. I can't wait. on Paranoia RPG Returns in New Edition · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is going to be fun!

    Like Slashdot with dice!

  7. everything has a weakness... on New Method of Spam Filtering · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next thing I know all my email is going to have a reply-to: Kevin Bacon.

  8. you're in the know! on Paranoia RPG Returns in New Edition · · Score: 2, Funny

    So tell us...

    Does the computer REALLY love us?

  9. Re:Oh no... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 1

    It wasn't meant as an insult :)

    When I said "it doesn't take a rocket scientist to...", it was a joke on the fact that astronauts typically are rocket scientists, or pros in other scientific fields these day.

  10. Re:Oh no... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 1

    You gotta be joking! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to ... never mind.

  11. Re:My question is.... on Indian Techies Answer About 'Onshore Insourcing' · · Score: 1

    and i should have spellchecked "you're".
    Sorry, grammar nazis :)

  12. Re:My question is.... on Indian Techies Answer About 'Onshore Insourcing' · · Score: 1

    Vast numbers are also buddhist, christian, etc. etc. etc.

  13. Re:My question is.... on Indian Techies Answer About 'Onshore Insourcing' · · Score: 1

    Darn, if you'd have said "kung fu" you're ass you could have nailed 3 stereotypes for extra +1 Funny :P

  14. Re:Lawn Ornament on Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required? · · Score: 1

    Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

    (afterburners fire)

    Damn charcal briquettes! Get off my... lawn?

  15. I'll wait till they work out the kinks. on Space Burial · · Score: 1

    Being buried in space sounds cool and all that, but how do they keep the dirt from just floating away from the coffin when the dump it in the hole? :P

  16. Re:Bullet Physics on Comic Book Physics · · Score: 3, Informative

    Solid titanium?

    It would shatter wouldn't it? It's extremely brittle unless in an alloy.

    Any metallurgists out there? Edu-ma-cate us!

  17. Re:2 words... on GameSpot Recaps 25-Year History of SNK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Samurai Showtime?

    That's a disturbing image...

    Kick, one two! Slice, one two! C'mon you hussies, you want to be in "A Chorus Line" or what?

    HAI!

  18. doesn't sound right... on Cell-Phone Wars · · Score: 1

    So how, as the article mentions, do you jam a cell's pitcture taking ability?

    Arcane orb of shadow?

  19. Breaking News: on King Kong: Don't Mess With the Monkey · · Score: 1, Funny

    King Kong Slashdotted! Geeks Spank The Monkey!

    I know, I know... he's an ape not a monkey, but let's pretend it's a FOX headline :P

  20. Re:Simple, start making possession illegal on Chemical, Printable RFIDs · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately they tear the bag apart by reflex as they pass out.

    That's why bag suicides usually take a couple of sleeping pills or restrain the hands.

    So if they weren't successful you'd now have a delusional paranoid convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that you were out to get them. Don't make any long term investments :P

  21. Re:It's a moot point... on Is Open Source Fertile Ground for Foul Play? · · Score: 1

    I did some contract work for the government during the Y2K FUD and the administrators within that ministry were typical unionized civil servants.

    They might get fired for gross incompetence or spending cutbacks, but with the union protecting them mediocrity gets the job done just fine. It was evident in their knowledge of their own network that security was far from a top priority. When I found myself having to explain what a MAC address was to their Senior Admin, I knew we were in trouble.

    Which secure platform would you spend your money on then, over a free one? You can throw money at software all day, but if the admins are incompetent you're just pissing into the wind (and getting your money wet).

  22. It's a moot point... on Is Open Source Fertile Ground for Foul Play? · · Score: 1

    Do I want my government to pay a premium for software, or use open source for free?

    Neither product can guarantee it's bulletproof, so in the end, Open Source is still the best option.

    Does a taxpayer care whether software that was exploited was OS or MS? Nope. They just want to know how much money came out of their wallet to pay for it.

  23. the formula on RFID Tags For The Rich · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Steal RFID database, buy scanner.
    2. Park van in front of exclusive boutique.
    3. Wait for mark with lots of money, then snatch them.
    4. ??????? (demand ransom, or make Paris Hilton video)
    5. Profit!

  24. whee! on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least your insurance doesn't go up when this Ferrari crashes.

  25. Re:America's Army on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1

    Video games are played worldwide.
    Which disgusting country do you live in?