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  1. Re:This woudl be ok, but... on MasterCard Forcing PayPal To Pay Higher Fees · · Score: 1

    I spend 5 years paying off a huge credit card debt. Never again will I have a credit card, never.

  2. Re:chicken or egg? on GCC 4.8.0 Release Marks Completion of C++ Migration · · Score: 1

    how do you build a lathe without a lathe? Or a generator without electricity?

    Or high-speed rotating gravity nullification discs without high-speed rotating gravity nullification discs?

  3. Re:chicken or egg? on GCC 4.8.0 Release Marks Completion of C++ Migration · · Score: 1

    And large virgin deposits of virgins who will step up to the technical challenge.

  4. Re:Nice new feature on GCC 4.8.0 Release Marks Completion of C++ Migration · · Score: 2

    We've released embedded products running in debug compiles precisely because that's where almost all our testing is done, it fits in the memory constraints, and we occasionally had bugs with the regular, optimized code.

    So we release what we beat the hell out of.

  5. Re:chicken or egg? on GCC 4.8.0 Release Marks Completion of C++ Migration · · Score: 1

    You need to compile this compiler with a compiler which begs the question....

    How was the first compiler compiled?

    As mentioned, the first one was done in assembly language.

    In fact, one of the standard tests for such self-compiled "new" compilers is they are compiled using the old compiler, producing the new one, then re-compiled using the new one. Then the even newer one re-compiles it and they see if the product is identical. If so, bingo! (And if not, why?) The new compiler compiled by the old one and the new one compiled by the new one should themselves both produce identical products, if you follow that.

    Creation of compilers got so common they automated the compiler construction by creating compiler specification languages that fed compiler compilers. And those themselves got so common someone created one called YACC, Yet Another Compiler Compiler. Give it an input syntax and map it to an output syntax and press a button.

  6. Don't even! on A 50 Gbps Connection With Multipath TCP · · Score: 2

    I remember getting dual-channel ISDN, which was 128k, but it was split into two 56k data channels and a 16k control channel. You could never download from any one site faster than 56k because a connection couldn't straddle more than one data channel.

    Still, I could play EQ and surf at the same time on a different computer, a novel thing you young punks take for granted get off my lawn!

  7. Re:They don't get it on Bitcoin To Be Regulated Under US Money Laundering Laws · · Score: 1

    If I was going to launder money, do you think the government would notice if I declined to state I was carrying more than $10,000?

  8. Re:Should be collected by the feds on Internet Sales Tax Vote This Week In US Senate · · Score: 1

    This would apply to state-level taxes only. Grotesquely innefficient local Peoples' Republics can suck it.

  9. Re:The Only Surprising portion of the revelation.. on Declassified LBJ Tapes Accuse Richard Nixon of Treason · · Score: 1

    This is the current climate, a kindergartener would be embarrassed to admit this as a thought process:

    "Our spending went up 30% in two years. We should cut back a paltry 5% of that."

    "WHY DO YOU WANT TO MURDER OLD PEOPLE AND BABIES WITH DRACONIAN CUTS!?!?!?"

  10. "Perfect score!" on Apple Yanks "Sweatshop Themed" Game From App Store · · Score: 1

    Presumably they left in the app: Sweatshop Left Town Because Of Western Pressure HD, where the employees leave the empty building and return to dirt-floor, grinding poverty, with extra bonus levels where western doogooders get points slapping each other on the back and seeing how many shrimp cocktails they can chug at their award parties.

  11. Re:It's just a contract on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 1

    What business does the state have regulating marriage per se?

    What business do religions have with marriage?

    Marriages were a public, religious commitment before the community and god long before government insinuated itself into the situation. Government is used to ensure additional benefits, and disbursal in the case of divorce, because the government maintains the courts, at the behest of the people, who are the ones who do marriage. Government is the servant, helping smooth things the people choose to do, like marriage.

    Now that you've had your history lesson, the man asked you a question: What business does the state have regulating marriage per se?

  12. Mesa pronounce you man and lady. on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 1

    Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland

    "Daddy, why is the groom wearing a skirt?"

    "It's not a skirt -- it's a kilt."

    "Oh. Daddy? Why is the bride wearing honey buns on her ears?"

    "I don't know."

  13. Re:Not putting in DRM isn't going to eliminate DRM on Defend the Open Web: Keep DRM Out of W3C Standards · · Score: 0

    Nobody is forcing content creators to use it -- just those who want to stop copying, 99.9869% of which has nothing to do with backups or fair use.

    Such a standard is ludicrous, though, and I would make a joke about plugins being released to work around it in 0.0022s after release, but they'll probably be available long before release.

  14. "I forbid thee," said the dictator. on Google Fiber Expands To Olathe, Kansas · · Score: 1

    > the FCC wants to see at least one community in each state with 1 Gigabit home service by 2015.

    Aren't these the same helpers who spent a decade forbidding fiber to the house "to help us"?

  15. Re:Sad. on Video Games and Literature · · Score: 2

    One of the most popular Facebook games is"Farmville"... Anxiety over not getting back online to harvest in time?

    Oh god, the rotting eggplants. THE ROTTING EGGPLANTS!

  16. Re:Atlas Shrugged on Video Games and Literature · · Score: 1

    Indeed I do. Now considering...

    "'More and more, I’m seeing thatgames are mining good, old-fashioned human anxieties for their drama
    "

    I see a popular Slashdot game based on exploiting anxieties!

    You see brightly-colored lights of a party. You are not likely to be eaten by a girl.
    > Enter party
    You enter the party room.
    > look
    There are several bowls of Doritos and 17 girls who are not looking at you, and one who looks at you and rolls her eyes.
    > Talk Girl.18
    "What do you want? Don't you have a 'raid' or something?"

    Ya know what, this isn't fun. I don't wanna play anymore.

  17. Re:Possible? on Possible Chemical Weapons Use In Syria · · Score: 2

    You could cancel the entire defense department and still be borrowing half a trillion or more a year.

    Taxing 100% of the income of the rich won't do it, either. Nor will both together.

    Finally, we are some 40 trillion short in unfunded liabilities. Even socking it to the middle class, which will not happen, will not save us from that one.

    You see cowardly behabior by politicians who trade off power now for problems future politicians must solve.

  18. Now race to spit out tons of shit for a fraction. on The Real Purpose of DRM · · Score: 1

    Presumably this analysis is more meaningful in places like Canada where content creators get a slice of sales of blank DVDs and so on.

  19. Forward-thinking, it is. on Are Lenovo's ThinkPads Getting Worse? · · Score: 2

    Well, if my company forces one of these on me, I'll worry about it...when they get to it 3 years from now.

  20. Re:Externalities Rule on Sewage Plants Struggle To Treat Fracking Wastewater · · Score: 2

    Innovation rules. That which gets in the way of it kills more than it saves.

    Severe restrictions on industry by "concerned" people 100 years ago would have left us with, maybe, a cleaner environment, but 1980-level tech instead of 2013. Net effect: Magnitudes more deaths, not fewer.

  21. Well, in other sports with officials, the officials are considered part of the game field. If the ball/puck hits one, they will try their best to avoid it, but if it hits anyway, oh well.

  22. Lazy! on LazyHusband Smart Phone App Compliments Your Wife for You (Video) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we need LazySlashdotter, with such gems as:

    "Minus 1 - Troll!"

    "Minus 1 - I disagree!"

    "Ok, mom. I'll put the wash in the drier right after this raid is over!"

    "No, mom. My school doesn't have any dances scheduled this year."

    "No, mom. My college doesn't have any dances scheduled this year."

    "Ok, mom. I will try OKCupid right after this raid is over."

    "Thanks for bringing me my AARP application, which they mail to people at age 50. You really didn't need to come down all these stairs into the basement at your age."

  23. Re:Great! on Galaxy S 4 Dominates In Early Benchmark Testing · · Score: 1

    I want the octocore one even if each core is a little bit slower. I has a sad it apparently won't be available in the US.

  24. Re:Wow on Supreme Court Upholds First Sale Doctrine · · Score: 1

    This was absolutely huge because of the implications of what would have happened if it had gone the other way.

    Both sides rejected as unlikely the "horribles" as unrealistic conjurations. That's all that crap about copyrighted labels, user manuals, packaging, art works on loan from museums, and so on, being unworkably burdensome.

    Congress could still address the issue. Both sides also acknowledged the intent of Congress in deliberately allowing copyright holders to take advantage of price differentials afforded between richer and poorer areas of the world when carving up distribution contracts.

  25. Democracy will be imposed! on UK Bloggers Could Face Libel Fines Unless Registered As Press · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Kirsty Hughes, the chief executive of Index on Censorship, said this a 'sad day' for British democracy.

    and

    > Members of Parliament voted on Clause 21A late last night, it passed 530 to 13 .

    This is a sad day for freedom, but a wonderful day for democracy.

    Rarely do we see the difference, which few acknowledge exists, so starkly highlighted.