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  1. Re:burden of proof goes the other way on FAA Device Rules Illustrate the Folly of a Regulated Internet · · Score: 1

    Ban on takeoffs and landings is FAA, and was instituted when they weren't sure what caused interference in avionics, and at low altitudes there is little room to recover.

    Ban on cell phone use at altitude is FCC, not FAA, and is due to your speed shifting you through cell towers every few seconds, which messes with cell network design.

    I have no idea if the latter has since been addressed by cell phone networks.

  2. I triple dog dare ya! on YouTube Drops 2 Billion Fake Music Industry Views · · Score: 1

    YouTube, can you look into this worthless, hookless piece of shit?

    I dare you to force yourself to listen to the entire thing.

  3. Easy now... on Team Aims To Build Robot Toddler In Nine Months · · Score: 1

    > Team Aims To Build Robot Toddler...building a robot toddler
    > called 'Roboy.' Using 'soft robotics' technology that mimics
    > the human body, the 1.2 meter (3 ft, 11 in) tall humanoid robot
    > is part of an effort to make robots that people are more
    > comfortable with in day-to-day situations.

    I'm going to guess one of it's first uses will be a situation that people are less comfortable with.

  4. Re:Only 3 minutes!? on Pakistan Lifts YouTube Ban For 3 Minutes, Finds More Blasphemy · · Score: 1

    "We have 3 minutes! Where are you surfing?"

    "Yes, hurry, go here! Always wanted to see this!"

  5. Re:21st Century Lobotomies on China's Controversial Brain Surgery To Cure Drug Addiction · · Score: 1

    I would like to see studies of these people to see, years down the road, if they felt it was worth it.

    That's the real answer, like asking people with anomalous genitalia if they were happy with their gender assignment surgery they had as babies. Overwhelmingly they were not, while those who didn't have it, also tellingly, weren't running around "Damn I wish my parents had had that done to me!"

  6. Re:Why bother? on Why Linux On Microsoft Surface Is a Tough Challenge · · Score: 1

    "Because it's there" -- people put this stuff on watches and calculators and jabbering children's toys.

    Now why do it for actual home use as opposed to buying hardware designed for it or generic computer hardware, I don't know.

  7. Re:The real issue on Bloomberg: Steve Jobs Behind NYC Crime Wave · · Score: 2

    Bloomberg is imagining things.

    I dropped my Windows 8 smartphone on the busy sidewalk by accident three days ago and it was still there this morning. Whew!

  8. "I'm Assistant Product Designer"/"Assistant to..." on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 2

    > "The company's [then] CEO, Michael Scott"

    Creative Strategies for Sustainable Change
    That's what she said!

    Steve's desire to end the disjoined approach
    That's what she said!

    bad design was both the symptom and a contributing cause of Apple's corporate disease
    That's what she said!

  9. Re:Capitalism. on Judge Grants Defendant's Motion To Explore Alleged Fraud By Prenda Law · · Score: 2

    My friend, this is the exact opposite of capitalism. You are thinking of crony capitalism, or corruption, or rent-seeking (look it up).

    The solution wasn't vox populi vox dei, a meme that allows massive powers to be wielded through government by the powerful. It was simply disallowing government many powers that connected or powerful or wealthy people could use to swing to their favor.

    If this seems like working hand-in-hand with capitalism, you haven't learned much from history,

  10. "You can put ', Esq.' after your name now!" on Bletchley Park Codebreaker Honored · · Score: 1

    Whew! They achieved the same as the Beatles.

  11. Re:And if they don't believe you have no FB accoun on Michigan Makes It Illegal To Ask For Employees' Facebook Logins · · Score: 1

    I have a Facebook account, haven't logged on to it in a year, and was hoping a future employer would ask me so I could say no.

    Oh well.

  12. Re:If I am doing the math right on NASA's Ion Thruster Sets Continuous Operation Record · · Score: 1

    Thanks! I was wondering what kinds of asses mod down humor. -1 lame, maybe, but on principle? =D

  13. Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? on Child Gets Nintendo 3DS Full of Porn For Christmas · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Well, Butters really seems to be enjoying his new Nintendo 3DS game!"

    "My precious!"

  14. Over the border and thru the woods... on McAfee Labs Predicts Decline of Anonymous · · Score: 1

    Well, McAfee Labs oughtta know. "Anon will have problems. We know -- we're...familiar with trying to remain anonymous and hidden when governments put you on the most wanted list."

  15. Re:Cool... on NASA's Ion Thruster Sets Continuous Operation Record · · Score: 1

    Bullshit!

    I send photons out my flashlight way faster than that.

  16. Re:Cool... on NASA's Ion Thruster Sets Continuous Operation Record · · Score: 2

    A few years of economic difficulties and some populist loudmouths talking about draconian cuts, and boom! There she goes.

  17. Re:If I am doing the math right on NASA's Ion Thruster Sets Continuous Operation Record · · Score: 1, Interesting

    > I guess you could launch it towards the sun and do a slingshot around it.

    No, too much energy! That will make it go faster than is possible in normal space, i.e. faster than the speed of light, and thus throw it back in time.

    Previous to this discovery, only the mysterious energies released in a warp core cold start implosion could make you go faster than light while still in normal space.

  18. "It still turned me down! WTF!?!?!" on Krugman: Is the Computer Revolution Coming To a Close? · · Score: 1

    The next revolution is construction at the atomic level without needing buttloads of chemistry to create things in a roundabout way.

    The number of new materials we cannot even guess at will make life better and longer, and should also facilitate manipulators on a scale to patch and repair cells. It will also aid DNA experimenting to program life, and provide delivery of specialized DNA injections to particular cells.

    Plus you'll finally get that hyper-lifelike robot to fuck, thouh human behavior (not counting remote control) is still a little off.

  19. And all-knowing and omnibenevolent, too! on EFF Looks At How Blasphemy Laws Have Stifled Speech in 2012 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, infinitely powerful God apparently needs humans to kill off his political enemies. Censoring them ain't no thang.

  20. Re:Fuck the EFF on EFF Looks At How Blasphemy Laws Have Stifled Speech in 2012 · · Score: 1

    "Present them."

  21. Re:not "small" "tweaks" on The New Ethanol Blend May Damage Your Vehicle · · Score: 1

    $1000 is what they mean by "tweaks".

    For about $2500 in "tweaks", you can make your engine run on natural gas, too. We don't do that here, either.

    Netherlands did it, and you could optionally get that mod (and you get a nice switch to flip the engine back and forth) and they then immediately slapped a severe tax on it so you had to drive 20km per year just to break even again vs. gas. Thanks for nothing!

    There is nothing government can't get involved in that it can't muck things up. Problem isn't power hunger so much as the ability to suavely persuade useful idiots to gang up behind them.

  22. Re:A clear example of how lobbying hurts everyone on The New Ethanol Blend May Damage Your Vehicle · · Score: 1

    > Speaking as someone that lives, bills get passed that favor the politicians, not the corporations or the people.

    FTFY

    The New Ethanol Blend May Damage Your Vehicle

    Ethanol blends also damage your liver and nose. WTF!

  23. Like the original Christmas in the desert on Christmas On Mars · · Score: 1

    Christmas On Mars

    Ooh! Let's decorate.

    A little green here, some silver and gold there. Ahhhh. We've got the red covered, don't worry about it.

  24. Re:Censored: "secondary market" on Defending the First Sale Doctrine · · Score: 0

    Japan burst its bubble 20 years ago by taxing real estate in downtown Tokyo, and they still haven't fully recovered.

    Be careful when you get a big ol' boner for tax increases.

  25. Re:Films shot in Technicolor on Has 3D Film-Making Had Its Day? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. When done properly, it just adds some to the experience, and is not a central feature.

    See also the new HFR High Frame Rate stuff in Hobbit. Not a damned thing seemed odd about that, but then I've been watching TV recently. Who wants artificially-forced degradation?